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And Then There Were Little

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And Then There Were Little
is the 19th episode of the 1st Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series.The Shell Lodgers, the Jungle Crew, The Dragon Crew (Hiccup and his friends), and The Ponies are invited to a dinner in an old castle FAR in Camelot and away from the more protroled and heavly populated streets celebrating their heroic accomplishments. They soon find out that it was Prince Scorpo, who invited them. However, when injuries occur during their stay, the groups must find out who the mystery assulter is before they all get really big booboos one-by-one. Based on the movie And Then There Were None, and the Family Guy Episode And Then There Were Fewer. However, this will not have any murders, just violence kept at an absolute minimum.

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Chapter 1- Invitations

Dragon temple, Chrismas after party.

  • Icky: "Oh man! What a chrismas we had!"
  • Iago: "Deffently the wildest one we had."
  • Sandy: Totally.
  • Squidward: Hey, guys? We got a note from an anonymous source.
  • Lord Shen: "Well what is it?"
  • Squidward: I don't know, it doesn't say who gave it to us, but we should probably read the note. (Opens envelope and reads) "Dearest Shell Lodgers, you, and Dragon Guardians are courtually invited to a dinner in your honor at Brimstone Castle."
  • Icky: Hey, isn't that the old abandoned Wilhelms' place right next to Camelot?
  • Lord Shen: Indeed, it is.
  • Ignitus: But what're they honoring us for?
  • Squidward: I have no idea. We've done hundreds of heroic deeds, I hardly know which one they mean. If you ask me, it's for all of them.
  • Melman: We're not gonna go, are we? It's probably some kind of scam.
  • Volteer: He's right, looks can be decieving even when there are trees that grow money. (Lodgers laugh)
  • SpongeBob: But seriously, I think we should go. We should give everybody a chance every once in a while.
  • Icky: "Ah sweet, another party!"
  • Spongebob: "But what about Kairi?"
  • Icky: "Penpal again."
  • Spongebob: "Well I feel safe knowing Kairi has a justiviable reason not appearing in this episode."
  • Icky: "To be fair, THIS ISN'T A TMAN WRITTEN EPISODE!"

Brimstone Castle (After Intro)

  • the Louger van arrives
  • Sam: Well, here we are, my friends. Brimstone Castle.
  • Max: Whoa, it's very fine-looking. I bet King Richard would look nice with a place like this. (A familiar roar is heard, and the Dragon Crew arrive)
  • SpongeBob: Hiccup, Guys? What're you doing here?
  • Astrid: Well, we got an invitation that said we were invited to a dinner in our honor.
  • Hiccup: We assumed it was for helping you guys out on your missions.
  • SpongeBob: That's weird, that happened to us too.
  • Fishlegs: Really? That's kind of awkward. (A shine of light appears, and Celestia, Luna, Shining Armor, Cadance, Twilight, Spike and the other ponies arrive)
  • Celestia: Well, here we are...and it's a little more clean than the last time I saw it.
  • Twilight: I agree. But I guess whoever sent us this note must've moved here.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, girls! You got invites, too?
  • Rainbow Dash: Sure did. We were invited here in a dinner in our honor. Perhaps it was for the heroic accomplishments we made during our G4 series.
  • Rarity: Yes, I must say, we were a bit suprised, but I decided to tag along since I'm great at gallas.
  • Twilight: Not like the trouble we caused during The Best Night Ever.
  • Icky: "Heard about that. Not one of your finest."
  • Genie: (Teleports the Jungle Crew to the castle) And here we are.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, it's the Jungle Crew. They got invites too?
  • Nala: Yes, they said it was in our honor.
  • Louis: As far as we're concerned, it's for those amazing heroic deeds we did during Oosterof's earlier days.
  • Pinkie: Whoa, there's a lot of people that got invited. Man, is this gonna be a slam dunk or what?
  • Shining Armor: Let's just head inside. I'm sure our guests are waiting for us inside.

inside the manor.

  • Icky: "Oh sweet! This place is awesome!"
  • ehcos: "Awesome, awesome, Butt-sauce, awesome!"
  • Icky: Huh, my echo must be broken.
  • Pumbaa: Say, Timon? Who do you think sent us that invite?
  • Timon: I don't know, Pumbaa, but I'm not waiting to find out bacause I assume that this place is crawling with cockroaches, so I'll do some scouting around. You with me?
  • Pumbaa: I prefer the slimy ones, remember?
  • Timon: So you've mentioned.
  • Ignitus: I haven't seen this place in a long time. Not since the last time I visited Camelot.
  • Terrador: I know, yet I'm astonished how someone could spend so much work cleaning up such a dilapidated place. Our host must be a billionaire.
  • Maiden: Greetings, everyone. If you will kindly follow me to the third floor, I'll show you to your rooms. You are all expected for dinner at 8:00.
  • Po: Oh, good, cause I am hungry!

Chapter 2- Scorpo Returns

dining room.

  • Icky: "Oh, sweet lunch room!"
  • Hiccup: "Who ever bought this place must be set for life."
  • Twilight: But this still doesn't make any sense. Everyone got invitations from an anonymous source for a dinner in their honor when that's clearly not the case. Now that we're here, who's our host?
  • Celestia: Have patience, my faithful student. I'm sure he'll be here shortly.
  • King Julien: Maurice, my feet are cold. Do you have any hotty packs on you?
  • Mort: OOH, OOH, OOH, I CAN DO IT! (Hugs feet)
  • King Julien:...Well, that's better, but GET OFF THE ROYAL FEET! (Kicks Mort to wall) I'd rather prefer that the royal feet be freezied up 24-7. You've already made them sweaty.
  • Roger Rabbit: I tell ya' something, this galla dinner is gonna be sp-b-b-b-b-b-b-lendid! At least not when heroes are around to beat the jeepers out of some bad guys.
  • Gobber: I'm with ya' on that one, bunny rabbit! (Footsteps are heard, and Prince Scorpo appeared)
  • Scorpo: Good evening, everyone.
  • Icky: Scorpo?! you?!
  • Pirnce Scorpo: "You seem pleasently surprised Ickerious?"
  • Icky: "Please don't call me that. I thought you were gonna be a one-shot."
  • Prince Scorpo: "Well, I got bored of the humdrum of typical dragon realmian life, so I moved here."
  • Icky: "I thought you were gone for awhile."
  • Applejack: Besides, you said this was a dinner in our honor. What's that mean, man?
  • Prince Scorpo: Well, you see, you all have become well-known heroes that I decided that I should get to know you all better.
  • Icky: "Know us better my tail feathers!"
  • Prince Scorpo: "You don't still think I'm the self impourent aratned you grew accustom to, do you?"
  • Icky: "HELL YEAH! YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME IN CARD GAMES, AND THAT CERTEN TIME YOU BEATEN ME AGAIN, I DRAGGED SHEN INTO FIGHTING A BUNCH OF FIGHTERS TO WIN A CASH PRIZE TO PAY OFF A LOAN TO FREAKEN FIRE ANTS?!"
  • Prince Scorpo: "Does he really find me irredeemable for that whole situation?"
  • Iago: "Well, you did punked him out of the appearently ONE winning lotto ticket from that pile of useless ones."
  • Prince Scorpo: Well, your lucky everything didn't ended up too south. Now, if you'll excuse moi, yours truly needs to go check on dinner. It'll only take a minute. (He leave)

Chapter 3- An Unexpected Injury

  • Icky: "I tell ya, he's up to something."
  • Simba: I agree, things aren't as pleasant as I thought being here.
  • Luna: Perhaps we should at least give him a chance.
  • Cadance: Of course. He seem pretty peaceful in my eyes.
  • Donkey: (Comes out from kitchen) HE-HE-HEY! What's happenin' everybody? Thanks for waiting. You know, I have the hardest time findin' this place.
  • Shrek: Oh, great.
  • Snotloug: Would you look at that? Dinner and a show.
  • Donkey: So, what'd I miss?
  • Icky: A lot. It seems Prince Scorpo have invited us all here for some close connection of some sort.
  • Donkey: WHAT?!? (Laughs) I know you ain't talkin' 'bout the guy you gambled with on the pilot.
  • Icky:...I am.
  • Donkey: Well, in that case, SAY WHAAAAAAATT?!?
  • King Julien: Wait a minute! Why is the King, that's me, not the center of attention like he's supposed to? I must not be in this silly-nilly sitting chair. I should be over there! (Points at Scorpo's chair on the side, and heads over there) Ahh, booty-ful! NOW I'm feeling the superi-oority that I must be feeling in here! What could possibly go-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! (Bullet wound appears in stomach, and everyong gasps) The hurtiness in my chest is so screwing me around! (Faints)
  • Kowalski: (Feels Julien's pulse)
  • Private: Is he dead?
  • Kowalski: No. But he's been shot.
  • Icky: "I knew it! I bet Scorpo is jelious of us being more famous then him because we ain't just royal snobs!"
  • Luna: "Let's not forget that he helped you out when things gotten worse for YOUR mistake! Perhaps the leage may had corrupted him into this trap! Remember what Cobra did to Crane's brother."
  • Fluttershy: HOLY COW, he must've brought us here to kill us all! We gotta get out of here!

Outside.

  • Lodgers and allies run until their vehicles are destroyed by a strike of lightning, along with the bridge
  • Icky: DAMN IT! WE DIDN'T EVEN SET OFF KARMA THAT TIME!!!
  • Iago: Icky, use your brain, man! We'll just fly out of here! (Flies away until he is struck by lightning) YAAAAHHHH! (Flies back burnt to a crisp) Okay, flying's not an option with this storm. Wait, can't Thundera deal with this?
  • Thundera: Oh, no, no, no! The weather out here is far too sparse for me to control even with my meddailian or the rainbow Pegasi with us.
  • Rainbow Dash: Now you tell us.

Back inside.

  • Lord Shen: Well, then, I guess we're stuck here for the moment.
  • Squidward: Are you serious? With that corrupted scorpion lurking somewhere in the house?
  • Lord Shen: Yes, with that corrupted scorpion lurking somewhere in the house!
  • Shining: "Then we'll have to confront him, if Scorpo is corrupted, it'll be dangerious for leave him uncheck on camelot, exspicaly since this world is the reason why the united universes is united to begin with."
  • Icky: "No doubt Jerk-bra is trying another hand in conguring Camelot, the armed freak!"
  • Melman: What-what're we gonna do? We...we gotta-I mean, we gotta-we gotta-we gotta call somebody!
  • Alex: (Everyone takes out their cells) I'm not getting any reception on that psycho old lady's cell phone.
  • Icky: Me neither.
  • Spongebob: Same here.
  • Po:...Hey, there's a landline we can use over there.
  • Twilight: Oh, I wouldn't feel right about that. We're guests, and it's long distance...
  • Alex: (Checking)...Doesn't matter. The line's dead. (All Lodgers and allies complain and cry)
  • Gloria: STOP IT! (Grabs Alex after he runs around crying) Look! We're just gonna find Scorpo, investigate him, and have this mess straightened out! (Puts Alex down)
  • Alex: Oh, great, this is just great. First we have a wonderful Christmas, now we'll have to find a crazed and corrupted scorpion who nearly took Julien's life!
  • Marty: C'mon, Alex! It's not that bad. It'll be easy. It's not like he'll just pop out at the very instant. (That just happened)
  • Prince Scorpo: Hey, guys, (Everyone gasps but didn't payed attention to it) I'm back. Dinner's on the table if you're hungry. (Everyone stares at him) What?
  • Shifu: I think we need to have a discussion Scorpo, concerning King Julien's injury.
  • Prince Scorpo: Injury? What do you mean 'injury'?
  • Icky: "Ya know, An injury, It's damage to a biological organism caused by physical harm. In fact, Major trauma is an injury that can potentially lead to serious outcomes. In this cause, Julien found himself WITH A BULLET HOLE TO THE CHEST?! And it seemed pretty suspitious a regel prince Scoprian like you JUST so happened to move to the planet respondsable for united the universes and so happened to invite us to a dinner party?! IS IT SO YOU CAN SATISFY YOUR CORRUPTIVE MATERS IN THE VILLAIN LEAGE AND/OR YOUR JEALIOUSCY?!"
  • Prince Scorpo: WHAT IN THE QUEEN'S JAM?! I didn't do it! Why would you think I did it? Why accuse me? I'm pretty happy with my current status. So what your more popular then me because you send some riffraff in their place? I as a matter of fact, support you guys, reguardless of high status. It's but a title, nothing worth causing needless death.
  • Icky: "You would be amazed who people would kill just to be impourent."
  • Prince Scorpo: Oh, and I suppose you think I'd try and kill you guys so I could recieve fame? It actually doesn't work like that. People would hate you if you killed the main heroes of their worlds. if anything, that only grants infamy!
  • Timon: Hmm, he has a point.
  • Po: But let's not believe him just yet.
  • Lord Shen: Agreed. We're gonna have to keep you in safe hands until we figure something out.
  • Prince Scorpo: I DIDN'T INJURE ANYONE!! (Thunderclap, and the power goes out, and everyone gasps)
  • Sebastien: Whoa, I can't see a thing mon.
  • Kowalski: Something's going on in the darkness, I can feel it.
  • Skipper: I've got that feeling as well.
  • Prince Scorpo: (Slicing sound is heard) AAAOOOOOOOOWWWWCCCH!! AAOOOOWWW!
  • Viper: Prince Scorpo? (Turns on glowing eyes, and sees that one of Prince Scorpo's legs have been sliced off) (GASPS)
  • (Lights come back on)
  • Prince Scorpo: OOOWWW!!! MY LEG! MY LEG!
  • Banzai: (Barfs)
  • Patrick: Wait, why is his blood blue?
  • Lord Shen: Someone just give him medical treatment!
  • Genie: On it! (Turns into a doctor, and gets medical equipment) Alright, Scorpy, I'm getting this leg back on you. (Uses stitching to magically reattach the leg) There we go, good as new. But I should tell you, it will remain numb for 12 hours.
  • Scorpo:...Thanks, Genie. That's totally hurt. Whoever did it, I'm gonna CRUSH him/her with my claws!
  • Icky: "Then that means.... It's not Scorpo. Cobra must've corrupted...... Someone else."
  • Everyone gasped.
  • Rainbow Dash: "THEN IT'S YOU, ICKY! YOU ALWAYS HATED SCORPO'S GUTS, AND COBRA USED THAT HATE AGAINST YOU!"
  • Icky: "What?! I'll admit for scorpian dislike, but I'm not guilty for scorpian dismembermet!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, rainbow one, your awfully quick to past judgement on the most likely one to hurt Scorpo!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "What are you saying?! I don't even know Scorpo, positively OR negitvely, let alone he did anything to me!"
  • Icky: Well, I can assure you, Dashface, that I am not corrupted. Come to think of it, I don't really feel changed for that matter.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, if it wasn't you who cut off Scorpo's leg, then who was it?
  • Patrick: I'm scared!
  • Trigger: Not to worry, everyone. The safety's on ol' Betzy--(Arrow is accidentally shot, and it ricochets around the room, and knocks over a dish from a counter)
  • Lord Shen: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!?!
  • Trigger: "Just doing my duty, Shen!"
  • Sam:...Wait a second, look at that! (All see that the dish had a hidden gun with a timer attached to it, which pointed directly at the chair King Julien sat in. Sam picks up the broken glass halves, and see that there was a hole in the center)
  • SpongeBob: Holy mackarel!
  • Sam: King Julien's injury was an accident! Our assaulter has been after Scorpo. But Julien got in the way. So that means our assaulter had to try and kill Scorpo by cutting his leg off.
  • Scorpo: But luckily, I didn't die, right?
  • Icky: "To my disadisfaction."
  • Ignitus: So our assaulter had to make it a less-violent death due to... Well, you know.
  • Sam: That's right. So, the question is who would want Prince Scorpo dead?
  • Icky: Besides me. I don't want Scorpo dead by my wings. I am more of the kind of guy that would let Karma to kill him off when someone from Scorpo's past would get even.
  • Prince Scorpo: I sure hope not.
  • Icky: What about Mr. Krabs? Maybe he could've done it to take ALL his gambled and royal heritage money.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Scoffs) That's a bunch of belony! I may be cheap, but I ain't never in my life wanted his money. I'm not a thief, you know.
  • Squidward: Oh, I highly doubt that. Remember when you stole my food to feed your daughter when she had a growth spurt?
  • SpongeBob: Not to mention the time you used Gary's magnetized shell to steal coins from people at that arcade.
  • Patrick: And also there was that time he stole Clamu's egg from the zoo, and hurt her feelings.
  • Sandy: And didn't you take my hedge-clippers?
  • SpongeBob: I thought that was borrowed. Mr. Krabs told me so.
  • Sandy: He did no such thing. (Lodgers and allies look at Mr. Krabs)
  • Mr. Krab: "Ok, maybe, I do borrow things and not bring them back, but I ain't the kind of crab that would kill over something! I never been to this place before, and I never owned that gun! I don't even believe in guns! I'm a harpoon guy!"
  • Icky: "So, if it were to be you, you would've used a harpoon gun?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Yes, but not in that way! Even if I heard of his fortune, I wouldn't kill him! I would've been happy degrading myself by being his patsy! (Cries)!"
  • Hiccup: "Stop crying, you convinced us it wasn'tyou."
  • Squidward: "For now."
  • Icky: "Then who else would want Scorpo dead if it wasn't for personal reasons, like payback or greed?"
  • Iago: "Who do we know owns a gun?"
  • Twilight: What about Sam and Max? They're police officers, so shouldn't THEY have guns?
  • Sam: That's rediculous. First of all, we're Freelance Police, so we're tecnecally not actual police, we're legalised unpayable mercenaries at best. Secondly, there's no way we could EVER be corrupted. Me and Max have gone through crazy shenanigans together, and we never let each other out of our sight.
  • Max: Unless we have to take a leak.
  • Sam: But what about the Penguins? They have a whole bellyful of guns.
  • Skipper: Preposterous! Rico may have the cartoonish ability to keep a giant bazooka in his stomach, but that doesn't mean he could be used for evil or even be corrupted that easily.
  • Rico: Nope! No way, uh-uh! No way, no how!
  • Icky: Well, they're the only ones left of us who keep guns. So now what'll we do?
  • Pinkie: (Shakes around) Who-o-o-o-oah! My Pinkie sense is tingling.
  • Icky: That can't be good! Everybody stay sharp! (Nothing happens)
  • Patrick: (Falls over and hits a hidden button that reveals a secret passageway) Whoa!
  • SpongeBob:...(Looks into secret tunnel) I'll go check, and see if it's safe...(Enters tunnel)...(Dubbed as Peter Griffin) Oop, laundry room, LAUNDRY ROOM EVERYBODY! (Comes out of room, and then finds another secret passage through a lever hidden on a shelf) Oh, see, here we go.
  • Icky: "Whoever lived here likes to keep secrets."

Chapter 4- Injuries Strike Again

Secret Room

  • SpongeBob: (The Lodgers and allies make their way into the room, and find a book that belongs to Prince Scorpo) Ah-ha, here's something. What's this, Scorpo?
  • Prince Scorpo: It's my gambler's notebook. I use it to keep track of all profits.
  • SpongeBob: Then perhaps it can give us some clues on who's trying to kill us. (Reads it) Hey, there's something in here about Miguel and Tulio.
  • Miguel and Tulio: What?
  • SpongeBob: It says that they both went out with Scorpo last Thanksgiving to play a game of poker. But they knew they would lose, so they decided to cheat theirselves to it. But Scorpo caught them. He threatened to turn them in if they didn't do his chores for 2 days.
  • Ruffnut: Sounds like a pretty good motive to me.
  • Tuffnut: Totally.
  • Miguel: Now hold on a minute!
  • Tulio: Yeah, that may've been very painful to us, but that's no reason for us to actually become corrupted. We didn't cut off Scorpo's leg.
  • Miguel: "Besides, we don't own guns, we don't even like them!"
  • Tuilo: "And neither me or Miguel would bodly harm any living thing!"
  • Icky: "What about Tzkal Kan?"
  • Tuilo: "That guy's an expection cause he's insane, and a butt-head! I mean, sure, Scorpo's a sore winner, but it's not a motivation to actselly try to kill him!"
  • Miguel: "Besides, we don't even have knifes, so how could we be able to cut his leg off?" (Thunderclap, and power shuts off again)
  • SpongeBob: Oh, no, not again.
  • Snotlout: What're we in, Thorlands? This happens entirely too often.
  • Genie: You're telling me- (Punch is heard) OOMPH!
  • Sandy: Genie?
  • Tulio: (Slice sound) AAARRRRGGGGH!
  • Miguel: (Slice sound again) AAAAARRRRRGGGH! (Lights come back on and everyone finds Miguel and Tulio's left hands cut off) AAARRGGGGH! MY HAND!!
  • Tulio: OOWW!! OOWWW! Somebody cut off our left hands!
  • SpongeBob: Not again!
  • Lord Shen: What the hell is going on here?!? (A silouetted figure with a knife in his prosthetic hand left the premises with Genie imprisoned in a magical lava lamp)
  • Gloria: Wait... Where's Genie?
  • Icky: "Since genies are forbidden to kill because of that rule thing, and tecnecly prevents them being capable of serious harm like this, he couldn't have done this!"
  • Gilda: The assaulter must've got to him to make sure Miguel and Tulio are not healed.
  • Louis: Genie's been captured? (Hops into a burr bush) AAAAOOOOOWWWWW!
  • Icky: "The A-hole wants Miguel and Tuilo to die from blood-loss!"
  • Merlin: Well, that's not stopping us. We still have magic on our side. Okay, I am a little rusty on this spell, and there can often be side-effects, but this should do the trick. Regenerus Re-attachicus Heallicus. (Hands are reattached magically)
  • Tulio: Uhhh... Did it work?
  • Miguel: It seems to have worked.
  • Twilight: Well, now I'm skeptical. How is someone capable of capturing a magical and all-powerful being like Genie?
  • Luna: Well, we're obviously dealing with someone who's an expert at illusions or knows his mystical creatures.
  • Kowalski: Or it could be a scientific means of capturing magical beings.
  • Icky: "Aw great, no suspects once again."
  • Sandy: "Well we have to find out soon, before whoever did this, does it again!"
  • Twilight: "Luckly, I had a hand and/or hoof in detective work, so, with enough hard work, I'll sedused who is the perpatracter soon enough!"
  • Icky: "Ok, but for now on, we have to be in groups! I bet we're dealing with the kind of guy who predatorises the stragglers!"
  • Rarity: "Good idea! The closer, the better!"
  • SpongeBob: Okay, then let's split up. Sandy, Lord Shen, and Boss Wolf are with me. Patrick, Squidward, Po, and Shifu are a team--
  • Squidward: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not--
  • SpongeBob: I'm the boss Squidward, I don't care if you think Patrick's an idiot, you're stuck with him, no exceptions. (Squidward shrugs) The Hyenas are with The Penguins, The Wonderlanders are a team, The Monster Gang is with Team Alex, Fagin's Dog Gang are with Icky and Iago, Baloo, Bagheera, Kaa, Lola, Hiss and Savio are a team, The Furious Five are with Spyro, Cynder and Sparx, Sam and Max are with Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Ed Otter, Batty and Fidget, The Dragon Crew are a team, The Jungle Crew are a team, Miguel, Tulio and Phil are with Devon and Cornwall, The Digidesten are a team, Pain, Panic, Creeper and Djon are a team, Gilda and Trixie are with the Ponies, Merlin, Ralph, Eddy, Chi Fu and the Thief are a team, Shrek, Donkey and Puss are a team, and that only leaves us with...(Counts)...Max the Cat, Thundera, Lucky Jack, Mr. Smee and the King of Hearts. Huh... I guess MSM still hasn't reckindised the other lougers yet like Lefrou and the Si & Am..... Well, best they stay out of this anyway, this corrupted guy may be dangerious. Alright... Let's do this. (Each team goes in 18 different directions around the castle)

Chapter 5- Things Get Spooky

hallways.

  • the ponies (and Gilda) are seen walking down it.
  • Trixie: "Worry not everyone, whoever this assulter is, you have the Great and Powerful Trixie as your protacter!"
  • Gilda: "Oh boy, this again?"
  • Celestia: Trixie, I don't mean to be rude, but you're not as powerful as you were when you wore that corruptive amulet. So let me, Twilight, Luna, Cadance and Shining Armor do the protecting.
  • Gilda: She's right, as far as I'm concerned, you're as scared as 10x Scooby Doo.
  • Trixie: Alright, fine. And for your information, I'm not scared! (Bats fly overhead) ZOINKS! (Hops onto Gilda)
  • Gilda: Get off of me! (Throws Trixie off of her)
  • Fluttershy:...(Gulps as she shivers in fear)...
  • Rarity: Fluttershy, please, this is no time to panic.
  • Fluttershy: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! Julien's wounded, Scorpo, Miguel and Tulio had their limbs cut off, and any one of us could be next. Mainly me.
  • Rainbow Dash: Is Fluttershy chickening out on us again?
  • Rarity: For sure.
  • Trixie: Well, at least I'm not the only coward in this posse. (Gilda slaps Trixie) Ow! I probably deserved that.
  • Applejack: Could you please keep yer' cool for once, sugar cube? We're gonna be okay.
  • Gilda: "Yeah, try to pretend that a murderious psyco who may be one of Cobra's corrupted pawns doesn't exsit!"
  • Twilight: "Not sure if that's gonna help much."
  • Candence: "Just be wary of anything that looks like a clue!"
  • Pinkie: "You mean like that knife filled with blue stuff?"
  • Twilight: What? (All the ponies/griffin notice the knife covered with blue blood) Oh, dear lord! It's the knife that cut off Scorpo's leg.
  • Pinkie: Then what's the blue stuff?
  • Twilight: Well, that's Scorpo's blood. It's a known fact that arthropod blood is blue in color due to the blood cells containing a copper-based protien called hemocyanin, which turns blue when oxygenated.
  • Pinkie:...That's kind of disgusting.
  • Shining Armor: Nobody touch the knife. There could be fingerprints on it.
  • Twilight: Fingerprints? That's it! I know a spell that can analyze those fingerprints straight from it's source. If we're lucky, we'll have our assaulter red-handed.
  • Pinkie: Uh... Wouldn't that tecnecly be "Blue-handed" cause of Scorpo's blood?
  • Gilda and Trixie facehoof/palm in annoyence.
  • Twilight: Alright, here we go... (Uses magic to analyze knife)... That's peculiar!
  • Luna: What've you got?
  • Twilight: Nothing whatsoever. There are no fingerprints on this knife.
  • Applejack: Wait a corn pickin' second, how is a guy supposed to commit such a violent act without touching his/her weapon?
  • Celestia: Maybe he/she was wearing a glove or a prosthetic.
  • Cadance: That's good thinking, your highness! Our assaulter must be wearing a glove or a prosthetic to cover up any DNA fingerprints. This guy's more clever than we thought.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, who do you suppose wears a prosthetic or glove?
  • Gilda: The only ones I know who wear prosthetics are Batty, Lucky Jack, Gobber, Hiccup and Toothless. But the only problem is that the only one of them who has a prosthetic hand is Gobber, and there's no chance he can hold a knife in his hook. So our best guess is that the assaulter was wearing a glove.
  • Applejack: Well, who do we know wears gloves?
  • Twilight: Well, there's Tai, Sora, Matt, Mimi, Izzy, and Roger, but that's all I know.
  • Celestia: Well, then we'd better get the knife, and tell the others. Let's go. (Ponies and griffin grab the knife and retreat while the silouetted assaulter watches them from the shadows)

Elsewhere... 

  • Pain, Panic, and Djon are annoyingly close to Creeper.
  • Creeper: "Oh, stop sniviling, you weaklings!"
  • Panic: "Well you try to keep cool when theirs a mutulater about!"
  • Creeper: "Oh please! When one used to live in the Horned King's castle, you get used to all of the murderors and killers that hung about."
  • Pain: "That's because you know those guys! And that H.K. scares them from hurting you!"
  • Creeper: "Doesn't stop him from doing it himself."
  • Djon trips!
  • Djon looks at a gun case.
  • Djon: "Look, it's a bang weapon box!"
  • Pain: Whoa, this is weird. You'd think somebody would be smart enough to hide it.
  • Creeper: Well, what's in it?
  • Panic: There seems to be a pistol and a sniper.
  • Djon: But who owns them?
  • Panic:...(Checks name description, but the name is scratched out) The name has been scratched out.
  • Pain: (Shrugs) Why is it always so hard when something's amiss.
  • Creeper: Should we take this to the others?
  • Panic: I think that would be a great idea. (Lights go out, then turn back on with the weapons gone) What just happened?
  • Djon: (Gasps) The weapons! They're gone!
  • Creeper: CRAAAAAAAP! (Silouetted assaulter takes the guns, and retreat into the shadows)
  • Pain: Again with that! Why is it always so hard?
  • Panic: Don't worry, we can still bring the weapons case. We'd better get going. (Group leaves)

Pool Table Room.

  • Shrek and Donkey are seen playing pool.
  • Puss: "Forgive my disrepect sir, but shouldn't we be finding the assulter?"
  • Shrek: "Relax, no one other then you and bold enough enemies of mine that I managed to beat would actselly be crazy enough to fight an ogre!"
  • Donkey: Hey, how am I supposed to play pool? I don't have no arms, man!
  • Puss: Well, fine, have it your way! But I'll be busy finding some clues. (Searches room, and when he pulls a hidden lever disguised as a pool cue on a shelf, he falls down a trap door screeching like a cat)
  • Shrek: Puss!
  • Donkey: What happened?
  • Shrek: He must've fell down a trap door.
  • Donkey: Awesome! I wanna try! (Smells something) Wait a minute... I think I got something!... Whatever it is, it's sweet, luscious and tasty! (Runs off)
  • Shrek: DONKEY!
  • Donkey: (Finds waffles in an empty room) YEAH! Waffles! And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story! Sticky stacks of golden therapid deliciousness!
  • Shrek: DONKEY! Don't eat that! (Donkey groans). There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of an empty room. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious? It's just- What are you- Bad Donkey, you just- No- I said 'don't'- No! GET AWAY FROM IT!! (Donkey licks syrup) You did!
  • Donkey: Mmm....
  • Nothing happens.
  • Shrek: "Huh. You think something would've happened by now- (Gets shot by a sleeping dart) OOOOWWW! D-Donkey... Ooooohhhhh, Don... (Falls to the ground)"
  • Donkey: SHREK?!? What's up with you? Stop sleeping out on me, man! What's wrong, you got shot by a sleeping dart or something- (Gets shot by a dart) I'm coming Elesibeth!! (Falls to the ground)

Elsewhere, again...

  • SpongeBob: (Nobody sees him staring at Sandy)...
  • Lord Shen:...(Notices)... Are you admiring her?
  • SpongeBob: Lord Shen, please, private zone!
  • Sandy: What're yall' talkin' 'bout?
  • Lord Shen/SpongeBob:... Uh... Nothing?
  • Sandy: (Laughs) It's alright, SpongeBob. I don't care if you're flirting with me, just... Don't do it in public. Now, I think we have an assaulter to find here. And I'm pretty sure SpongeBob wouldn't want ME injured in any way.
  • SpongeBob: She's right, we gotta keep moving. Just...(Breathes in) Keep it together.
  • Lord Shen: Don't worry, Sponge, I won't tell anybody.
  • SpongeBob: I sure hope not.
  • Silouetted Assaulter: (In shadows with a gun in his prosthetic) Yes, you won't! Because I already know! (Cackles)
  • Lord Shen:... (Senses something)... Everybody, hold on! (Everyone stops)
  • Boss Wolf: What's wrong, boss?
  • Lord Shen:... We're being watched...
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • Lord Shen: I think the assaulter is right near us somewhere! I can feel it in my bones.
  • Boss Wolf: Search the place, quickly! The lights are sure to mysteriously go out any moment now!
  • SpongeBob: (Holds Sandy) Don't worry, Sandy, I'll protect you!
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, please, I can take care of myself, even if there's some murderous varmit somewhere in here. I can tell a guy with a knife coming from a mile away... (Lights go out)
  • Lord Shen: DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!!!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, where are you?
  • Sandy: I'm right here, Sponge- (Gunshot)... Bob! Huh...... You think that since I'm from texas, I'd be able to dudge bullets. (Thumping sound is heard)
  • SpongeBob: SANDY! (Lights come back on) Sandy? (Gasps as Sandy's body is seen with a bullet wound in her chest) SANDY!!!!
  • Lord Shen:... (Feels pulse)... She's still alive.
  • Boss Wolf: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, no! (Cries on her unconscious body)
  • Lord Shen: It's alright, SpongeBob, she'll be alright once we find Genie.
  • Boss Wolf: But I don't understand! What happened here? We didn't feel a single pulse or hear one breath except our own.
  • Lord Shen: (SpongeBob is still crying) Clearly, we're dealing with someone with unholy abilities. This assaulter is not just an expert at witchcraft, but a master of maximum stealth.
  • SpongeBob: (Still crying) It's all my fault! I exposed one of my darkest secrets by looking at her... Eyes! What kind of cold, cruel, careless person would do something like this?!? Whoever this assaulter is... He/she will pay!
  • Silouetted Assaulter: (Hiding in shadows blowing the smoke off his pistol)... You'll have to catch me first, you walking pile of cheese! You ruined my life, and consider THAT as payback! (Cackles and retreats)
  • Lord Shen: We'd better hurry her off to the main room with King Julien. She'll be safe there with Scorpo keeping an eye on them.
  • SpongeBob: CORRUPTED PAWN, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO... I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Meanwhile...

  • the Jungle crew are venturing in the hall.
  • Mort is still whimpering.
  • Timon: "Mort, are you still sad Julien is hurt?"
  • Mort:... Maybe.
  • Louis: He's probably wanting to touch his feet to feel better.
  • Maurice: Just pretend that YOU'RE King Julien.
  • Simba: Good thinking, Maurice.
  • Roger: Sp-b-b-b-b-b-lendid!
  • Mort: Okay... (Grabs own feet)... Now I feel a LOT better! (Chuckles)
  • Louis: So, where do you think Genie is?
  • Nala: He's hidden in the most secretive place in the castle, I bet. So secretive, that only the most keen eye possible could detect it.
  • Timon: And who around here has eyes like that?
  • Maurice: What're we playing, Clue? Maybe Simba can do it.
  • Simba: Uh, guys, I think I found something. (Jungle Crew looks through tiny hole to see Shrek and Donkey unconscious)
  • Tantor: (Gasps) Oohh (Falls onto Terk)
  • Nala: That's Shrek and Donkey! But where's Puss?
  • Roger: Jeepers, somethin' must've happened to them! We gotta get in there!
  • Maurice: But how? There's no way in there.
  • Simba: Maybe not, but we do have info for the others. We should tell them.
  • Pumbaa: Hold on a second! Someone else is in there! (They both see the silouetted assaulter with them carrying an unconscious Puss)
  • Silouetted Assaulter: (Cackles) Yes! Soon you will all be dead, and my revenge will be complete!
  • Roger: Jeepers!
  • Nala: SSSHHH! It's the assaulter! We gotta listen...
  • Unknown Assaulter: Once I get my revenge on those Shell Losers, I will take over as leader of the Shell Lodge, and undo everything they did to me! And my next target... Is Merlin!
  • Tantor: (Gasps) Merlin? (Falls over)
  • Terk: Here we go again- (Tantor falls on him)...Stop... Dramatizing... The elephant... Please?
  • Simba: He must be trying to wipe out the magical ones of our group so that they don't heal his victims.
  • Roger: Jumpin' Jeepers, what'll we do?
  • Nala: We gotta warn the others, now! (Suddenly the entire Jungle Crew is shot by sleeping darts) Oohh... Simba? Why is your hair so... Red?
  • Terk: Bananas are a monkey's best friend!
  • Tantor: Yeah, well peanuts are an elephant's best friend!
  • Roger: Baby Herman, are you there? I can't feel my legs!
  • Simba: (Notices darts) No!... We can't... Get beaten... So easily!
  • Pumbaa: Must... Fight it...
  • Timon: Oh what's the point, you domestic pig? We are... Going down... A cliff! (Jungle Crew falls asleep)
  • Silouetted Assaulter: (Holding a dart gun in his prosthetic) Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk! Tough luck, Jungle brats! You can't rat me out so easily! You're in MY turf, now! (Cackles, and takes them all away with magic)

Elsewhere, again, again

  • the Vikings and dragons explored into the thropy room.
  • Gobber: "Nice kills."
  • Hiccup: "Welcome to PETA's worse nightmare."
  • Fishlegs: "Wouldn't it seem even more disterbing that there's such a thing as sentient animals?"
  • Astrid: "Relax, these thropies are remains of the un-sentient ones."
  • Hiccup: "But I bet the controversey is still there."
  • Fishlegs whimpers until he accsidently bumbs into a stuff bear!
  • Fishlegs: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  • Hiccup: WHAT IS IT?!?
  • Fishlegs:... Oh, whew, it's just a stuffed bear.
  • Snotloug: That's something Baloo wouldn't wanna see.
  • ???: Guys! (The Dragon Crew look behind to see the Ponies and Gilda)
  • Stoick: Celestia, Twilight, girls, have you found anything?
  • Twilight: You have no idea. (Shows them the knife) It's the knife that cut off Scorpo's leg.
  • Pinkie: And you won't believe what we've found out about it.
  • Tuffnut: That it's covered with blue-colored blood? Yeah, we know.
  • Shining Armor: No, no, no. When we found it, it had no fingerprints on it.
  • Hiccup: Are you sure?
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, of course we're sure.
  • Princess Cadance: So, we think that this means our assaulter is wearing a glove or a prosthetic hand.
  • Astrid: Interesting. A prosthetic.
  • Gobber: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no! Don't point your fingers at me, I didn't do it.
  • Luna: We know you didn't, we never said you did. Anyway, we also have a few culprits that also wear gloves. If we can find them next time, then maybe we'll be able to talk them out of it.
  • Hiccup: Sounds like a plan to me. Let's do it. (The mystery assaulter has watched the scene in shadows, and retreats)

Meanwhile...

  • the Digi Kids and Digimon appear in the ballroom.
  • Matt: "Ok, why is this room so empty?"
  • Joe: "Maybe Scorpo didn't finish packing?"
  • Agumon: Well, let's just get back to the task at hand. We gotta find some clues on anything about our assaulter.
  • Palmon: Gee, Mimi, I'm not very comfortable with this assaulter on the loose. Who do you think it could be?
  • Mimi: I don't know, but I'm not afraid of a thing. I'm a lady, and nobody would DARE hurt a lady... Unless they're evil, they need a whipping in the ass.
  • Sora: That's a good point, but I'd tone down on the Karma there, Mimi.
  • Matt: Speaking of that, you guys wanna hear something that Kowalski said about Karma that's so funny?
  • Tentomon: We're all ears.
  • Matt: Well... (Scoffs)... You won't believe it, but... Kowalski said he did some research on why the Karma thing happens a lot, and he said it had something to do with that device he made that detects the unexpected. He said that it's caused by something called 'The Karma Theory'.
  • Palmon: Go on.
  • Matt: Well... (Scoffs)... He said the Karma Theory states that saying 'what could possibly go wrong' or anything simular somehow causes a ripple effect in 'the unexpected' that somehow manipulates reality, thereby causing a reaction in the form of something bad.
  • Izzy: I don't see why that's so funny, Matt.
  • Tentomon: Yeah, it sounds like a bunch of hobba-babba-ballo to me.
  • Matt: Well, here's the funny part... (Scoffs)... I was like "Damn, I just had a brain fart" (Laughs hysterically)
  • Tai: "Well, if what Kolwalski said is so true, then let's test it! (Yells) WHAT COULD POSSABLY GO WRONG?! (Nothing happens)... Hmm, nothing seems to have happened. Let's try again. "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!"... Nothing. Maybe I should do this... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO- (Lights turn off)... Wrong?"
  • Joe: Uh-oh, I think you went a little too far that time, Tai.
  • Tai: Hey, nothing's happening to us, so what could- (Slash sound is heard)
  • Mimi: AAAOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
  • Tai: Uh-oh! Me and my big mo- (Slash) AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
  • Gobumon: (Slash) AAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRGHHH!
  • Izzy: Tentomon, Digivo- (Slash) AAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
  • Tentomon: What's going on he- (Crack) AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGH!!!
  • Sora: Tai, Izzy, what's happeni- (Slash) AAAAAAOOOOOOWWW!
  • Agumon: (Slash) YAAAAARRRRGH!!!
  • Joe: HELP U- (Crack) AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH! MY FOOT!!!
  • Biomon: Show yourself, assaulter! Show yourse--(Slash) AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Palmon: Somebody help us! We can't see- (Slash) AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!!!
  • Matt: What the hell is going on around here? Wha-what's in my hand? (Lights turn on, and Matt has a bloody knife in his hand) Wha-(Gasps as most of the Digimon group are injured. Mimi has been wounded on the arm, Tai has been wounded in the chest, Gobumon has been wounded in the side, Izzy is wounded in the leg, Tentomon has a broken wing, Sora has been wounded in the back, Agumon's right side has been wounded, Joe's foot has been broken, Biomon's wing is broken, and one of Palmon's head leaves has been torn off) Guys! No!! Wait a minute, where's Gomamon and Patamon?...Wha- They've been captured?!?
  • Celestia: (Bursts into ballroom with The Dragon Crew and the Ponies and Gilda) What happened in he- (Sees The wounded Digimon Kids and Digimon, and Matt with the knife in his hand)
  • Rarity: (Gasps) It's you! YOU'RE THE KILLER!!!
  • Trixie: "Uh, slight correction, the producers desided not to have kills here, so, it's "assulter", so the worse that can happen are boo-boos."
  • Rarity: "Oh..... WELL, IT STILL HIM?!"
  • Matt: What are you- (Notices knife) HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!!! WHAT IS THIS DOING IN MY HAND?!? Guys, I swear, this isn't what it looks like!
  • Celestia: "I sense truth engry."
  • Matt: "...... What a relief. Anti-climatic and totally kills the plot alittle, but a relief. Besides, I don't even own a knife, in fact, WHERE THE HELL DID THIS THING CAME FROM!"
  • Matt throws it in anger for almost getting him in trouble!
  • Gilda: "So, we're back to square one?"
  • Celestia: "Afriad so. I would've sense corruption LONG before he would even enter the building. Ever sinse the mess with Shen, I learned to sense corruption, and the lie and truth engry. Also, whenever had the digidesten ever used NORMAL weapons instead of the Digimon? If it were to be Matt, he would've had his Digimon fried everyone's khisters!"
  • Applejack: "Then it has to be.... Roger Rabbit! That loony march hare!"
  • Gilda: "Always the innosent but stupid ones."
  • Celestia: Well, I think it may be too late for that. I sense that something terrible has happened to the Jungle Crew. They've all been taken by the assaulter.
  • Hiccup: The assaulter must've heard our conversation about the Digimon, and used it to his advantage.
  • Twilight: But luckily, no matter what, nothing will stop us. We still have magic on our side.
  • Tai: Urrrgggh... Be careful, Twilight! Karma is what did this to us!
  • Twilight: Oops! (Lights go out, and then come back on with Twilight, Rarity, Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Shining Armor's horns gone) What the-?... Something doesn't seem wrong...
  • Stoick: (Gasps) Oh, no!
  • Rainbow Dash: He did not, just do that!
  • Celestia: What is it?
  • Shining Armor: Uh, why do I feel so... less powerful?
  • Applejack: Well... This may be of a shock to you, but... (Gives them a mirror, and they see their horns gone)
  • Twilight: HOLY EQUESTRIA!!!!!! MY HORN IS GONE!!!!
  • Celestia: But I don't understand! How could the assaulter take away our magic like that? Me and Luna are Gods!
  • Astrid: Not anymore. Without your horns, you're powerless.
  • Trixie: "Wait, how come I still have a horn?!"
  • Gilda: "Clearly, the assulter knew your not that powerful, so your less likely to actselly be much help to any injured friends."
  • Trixie: "How dare he question the power, of the GREAT AND POWERFUL Trixie!?"
  • Pinkie Pie: Wait a second! I know who this assaulter might be!... It may be Discord. He's the only one I know capable of doing something like that.
  • Celestia: Impossible. If he was really freed, then I would've sensed it. Also, the kind of magic that takes away a God's power is extremely illegal.
  • Twilight: Perhaps it could be the darkest magic ever known.
  • Applejack: You think it could be King Sombra?
  • Celestia: I don't think so. He's been defeated not too long ago, so it could take him months to return.
  • Gobber: Then who is this assaulter?
  • Hiccup: I don't know, but one's thing's for sure... If we don't find out before this storm lets up... We're all gonna be dead by morning. I mean, propbully not you three Alicorns, your propbuly gonna end becoming the assulter's mules. But the rest of us... Yeah, we may very well be toast.

Chapter 6- Clues Rise Against Us

Dinner room.

  • Skipper: Alright, now that we have a few information about our assaulter, we gotta stay together from now on.
  • Icky: "I am starting to think we're having serious problems here."
  • Iago: "Ya don't say? Like maybe, oh I don't know, HALF OF OUR MEMBERS ARE INJURED OR USELESS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It's like this, scoiopath wants us to be redused to go on a blind, scared stupid rampage against eachother!"
  • Twilight: "There's a good chance it's can't be Roger now! He may be a toon, but he was not created to do magic!"
  • Icky: "Just forth wall comedy."
  • Boss Wolf: "Ok, now here's the question, who do we know, that owns guns, knifes, knows magic, and may either wear gloves or has a prostecnic hand, is super sneaky and un-predicable, and doesn't want us to take the easy way out?"
  • Prince Scorpo: "Well, there is my very quiet, always secluded lone butler, Sheensworth."
  • Shifu: "Sheensworth?"
  • Prince Scorpo: "Well, from what I seen, he's both good with a dagger, once studied the black arts, has a good colelction of guns, medevil and modern weapony, and he wears a glove, and from a cutting accsident once, had to get his hand replaced, he ALWAYS snuck up on me, I could never know when he is gonna appear-"
  • ???: "Good evening sir!"
  • Scorpo: "AHHH!"
  • A british butler is seen. This was Sheensworth.
  • Sheensworth: "I heard alot of screaming, and I heard among the other servents that an assulter is out and about, what's going on?"
  • Scorpo: Well... Um... I... Do you know anything about this assaulter, Mr. Sheensworth? And, are you, capable of voilence?
  • Sheensworth: Of course not, sir. I would never display such violent acts like that, and this, assulter senario seems realitively new to me.
  • Scorpo: Are you sure? Have you seen the Jungle Crew, Genie, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, or Gomamon and Patamon?
  • Sheensworth: Nope. I haven't seen them since they arrived.
  • Pinkie: Oh, really? Your highness, is he-
  • Celestia: Sorry, I don't know if he is lying or not. Without my horn, I'm powerless.
  • Pinkie: ... Oh, yeah
  • Scorpo: Sheensworth... They think you're the killer.
  • Sheensworth: What do you mean?
  • Sam: While we were gone, we noticed that our assaulter had a prosthetic or a glove when Twilight found no fingerprints on his/her knife. We also know that he/she is an expert at stealth, magic, and technology.
  • Matt: He even tried to frame me! If it wasn't for Celestia's ability to detect lies while she still had it, I would've been in trouble and blamed for something i didn't do!
  • Sheensworth: Trust me, if I was a killer, I would've blown up the castle. Much less evidents against me for the ahorities, and it would have to look as it it was due a terrorable accsident with the gas. That's the first thing I would do if I was the killer. But I'm not. Such tropes are not part of my characteristics.
  • Kowalski: Hmm, this guy is pretty smart, but is he the killer?
  • Skipper: Do you have that lie detector we used on Nefarious once?
  • Kowalski: Sorry, Skipper, I left that at the Temple, and with our vehicles destroyed, we can't even send help.
  • Alex: Wait a minute. I'm getting a faint signal on my cell phone.
  • Gloria: Don't you mean that crazy old lady you harassed back in Africa?
  • Alex: Uh, FYI, I didn't harass her. She attacked me first. She came at me like a rabid shark, and beat the crap out of me, leaving my guts screwed like it was some sort of punching bag. And between you and me, I think one of them popped.
  • Marty: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
  • Alex: Darn, the signal's gone. Maybe if I can get at a higher altitude, I can get a stronger signal, and get help.
  • Melman: Do you really think it could work?
  • Alex: There's only one way to find out. I'll be back. (Runs up the stairs)
  • Skipper: Alright, nobody leaves this room until he gets back.
  • Private: Not even for a bathroom break?
  • Skipper: Nope, not even for a bathroom break. The sooner we find this killer, the sooner you can go.
  • Shining Armor: We should also keep an eye on Merlin, too. He's the only magical one left, and the assaulter should be coming after him any second.
  • Rainbow Dash: Good point. But now that I think about it, shouldn't Merlin be healing the injured guys right about now?
  • Merlin: Not for now. Casting a healing spell would require a LOT of energy. And since I used a lot of it to reattach Miguel and Tulio's hands, it needs 24 hours to recharge.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Why is there ALWAYS a flaw when something seems easy?
  • Icky: "Well we have to keep off their bleeding until then."
  • Sheensworth: Well, while you guys are on your case, I should get back to work. Scorpo wants all his laundry done by tomorrow- (Rainbow Dash blocks Sheensworth's walkway)
  • Rainbow Dash: Hold it right there, butterball! You aren't going anywhere!
  • Skipper: You're our number one suspect, Sheensworth. I made it clear that NO ONE leaves this place until Alex gets back. Unless of course you'd like to confess everything to us.
  • Sheensworth: It wasn't me, I told you!
  • Pain: What do you take us for?
  • Panic: A couple of rubes fresh off the olive cart?
  • Sheensworth: (As the real assaulter sneaks after Alex in the shadows, then looks at them from the stairs) This is crazy! I'm telling the truth!
  • Skipper: Oh, we'll get to the truth, alright... Our way! Trixie, hit him with that tickle spell of yours.
  • Trixie: My pleasure. (Uses tickle spell on Sheensworth, and he laughs out of control)
  • Unknown Assaulter:... You're doing well, cousin! (Cackles, then sneaks after Alex)

Stairway

  • Alex: (Walks up stairs to the top floor, and then checks his phone on the roof balcony)... C'mon, don't let me down!... (Signal gets stronger) YES! (Dials number, then the assaulter appears behind him, and he sees him)... Hey, who are you?... What is this?... Oh my, God! It's you! You're the assaulter! Stay back! STAY BACK! (Smack, and Alex falls off the balcony to the ground) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRGGHH!!!

Dining Room

  • Skipper: CONFESS! CONFESS!
  • Sheensworth: (Laughs as Trixie continues using her tickle spell on him) It wasn't me! Stop it!
  • Alex: (From outside) AAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGH!
  • Trixie: That's Alex! He's in trouble!
  • Po: We gotta move! (Everybody moves while Scorpo keep an eye on the injured people)
  • Marty: (Looks down from the balcony, and sees Alex) ALEX!

Outside

  • Kowalski: (Everybody gasps as they see Alex's bleeding body) (Kowalski feels his pulse) He's still alive.
  • Melman: ALEX!! NO!!
  • Po: You think he fell?
  • Kowalski: No, he was hurt before the fall. He's been hit in the head by a blunt object. (Everybody looks at Sheensworth)
  • Sheensworth: Hey, don't look at me, I didn't do this! You were tickling the hell out of me when it happened.
  • Skipper: We're not fooled, badger! You've obviously used your magic to duplicate yourself.
  • Sheensworth: BULLSHIT! I didn't do this, I swear!
  • Rico: (Mumbles, and hacks out chainsaw)
  • Rainbow Dash: No matter what, you aren't leaving our sight until we can prove your innocent!
  • Applejack: Now let's get Alex's body inside. He'll need to be with the other injured people.

Chapter 7- An Assaulter Revealed

Dining Room

  • Sheensworth (tied up): "I'M TELLING YOU, I DIDN'T DO A BLOODY THING! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WASN'T ANY OTHER SERVENT?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, do they have to have your brand of knowledge, and a prostectic hand?"
  • Sheensworth: " Not really in the magic and guns department, but we have ALOT of knife accsidents, we all have prostactic hands!"
  • Icky: "Is there proof?"
  • Other servents with prostacitc hands appear.
  • Icky: "Aw what the fugde?! That means one of you goons attacked Alex and must be Sheenie's partner!"
  • Sheenworth: "Aw come on!"
  • Iago: "Before we over-react, let's find the blunt object first."
  • Twilight: Hey, wait a minute. This knight statue had a club in it's hand, now it's gone.
  • Celestia: Then that must be our blunt object.
  • Shining Armor: So all we have to do is find this club, and we'll have our assault weapon, and if we're lucky, we may also have our assaulter.
  • Rainbow Dash: Good thinking.
  • Skipper: Alright, from this moment forward, no one leaves the group.
  • Twilight: He's right, everybody huddle up! (Everybody, even the servants, Prince Scorpo and his friends, huddle up)
  • Shifu: Alright, we're gonna search the castle, and we're gonna stay together. Anyone who separates from the group we will assume to be the assaulter. Am I clear? (Everyone mumbles yes) Alright, let's go. (Everybody moves as one, then one of the servants smiles sinisteringly with his eyes glowing green, then he secretly passes the unicorns' horn magic, which are invisible, to Sheensworth, then Sheensworth's eyes glow green)

Hallway

  • SpongeBob: Alright, we gotta search every one of these rooms. Let's start with the servants' rooms. (Sniffles, stuffed up after crying over Sandy) (The assaulter uses his magic to teleport his kidnapped victims, who are still unconscious, from his secret room to Sheensworth's closet. This was noticed by Merlin, who gotten suspitious, and desided to keep quiet, planning to capture the real assulter off-guard.)
  • Shifu: (All enter one servant's room) Alright, who's room is this, Scorpo?
  • Scorpo: This room belongs to my servant, Mr. DiGiorno.
  • Pinkie: OOOH, is he a pizza?
  • Scorpo: (Sighs) If you're talking about DiGiorno Pizza, then no.
  • Pinkie: Aww!
  • Mr. DiGiorno: (Italian accent) But I do eat-a the pizza! I have-a some fresh-a pizza in ze oven. Would you-a like some?
  • Pinkie: OOOH-OOOH, YES! (Gets pizza, and takes a bite)
  • Celestia: (Chuckles) No wonder Pinkie's the element of laughter. Even I can't resist her antics. (Everybody huddles up again, and leaves Mr. DiGiorno's room)
  • Pinkie: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHPPP! (Everyone is suprised)... Excuse me.
  • Mr. DiGiorno: Momma mia, my burping-a record has been-a broken. (Everyone laughs, then they enter another room)
  • Prince Scorpo: "This is Mr. Kazoo-farto's room."
  • Icky and Iago laughed out
  • Icky: "KAZOO FART!"
  • Iago: "(LAUGHS)!"
  • Rainbow Dash laughs out loud!
  • Pinkie lost it in laughter!
  • Celestia: "Enough! As funny as that sounds, we have a matter to deal with!"
  • Cynder: "Yeah guys, this is serious!"
  • Icky: I know, but seriously, that's one of the funniest names I ever heard.
  • Mr. Kazoo-Farto: I think YOUR name is funny! (Farts like a kazoo)
  • Iago: Okay, we're not laughing AT you... Well, actually, yes, WE ARE! (Laughs)
  • Shifu: SILENCE!!! Stop this incessant laughing, and let's get back to the task at hand. (Smells fart) Oh, God!  (Icky and Iago laugh out loud, then they both smell it)
  • Icky: UUUHGGGH!!!
  • Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Scoffs) Stinks, doesn't it? You should see my father. He farts all the time, and he says it smells like bubble-gum. But do you know what it REALLY smells like? DO YOU?
  • Icky: No, but I don't wanna know.
  • Iago: I do!
  • Mr. Kazoo-Farto: IT SMELLS LIKE A DYING ANIMAL!!!! (Icky and Iago hold laughs) Don't you do it! Don't you laugh, you laugh, then you get it!
  • Icky: (Holds in laugh, then suddenly lets it out, along with Iago)
  • Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Slaps both Icky and Iago) Do it again, go ahead! I dare you! (Walks away)
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey come back here!"
  • Twilight: "No Rainbow Dash, he seemed like the type incapable of being aggessive un-provoked."
  • Scorpo:...Yeah, about that, Kazoo-Farto gets laughed at all the time for that name. He even gets angry when that happens, and has beaten down bullies tougher than him. So it's best if you stop, okay? Besides, he's not even remotely capable of the kind of violence being commited.
  • Icky/Iago: Agreed. (Everyone then huddles up, and they enter another room)
  • Shining Armor: Who's room is this?
  • Sheensworth: (Eyes turn green, being powered by the assaulter) It's... Uh... My room.
  • Twilight: You keep a large poster of yourself?
  • Sheensworth: Yeah, I like to keep it around so I have someone to talk to. His name is Sheen.
  • B.O.B: What a rediculous badger you are!
  • Sheensworth: Hey, I didn't know it was gonna be scrutinized. If you don't like it, then let's get out of here.
  • Skipper: Not until we've searched the place. (Everybody searches the room)
  • Viper:... (Looks under bed, and gasps)... You guys?... (Shows blood-stained club)
  • Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Spongebob: "HOLLY SHRIMP! SO THAT'S WHERE THAT THING WENT!"
  • Everyone looks at Sheensworth.
  • Skipper: Well, well! I think we've found our assaulter!
  • Sheensworth: (Still posessed) Now hold on a second, that's not mine!
  • Po: Yeah, I suppose it crawled under that bed all by itself!
  • Sheensworth: Well, maybe it did, I didn't injure anybody!
  • SpongeBob: Why don't you tell it to Sandy, you son of a bitch!
  • Sheensworth: Wait, please, this is crazy! We-we-wha-this is just-what about Roger? We don't know where he or his friends are, he could've planted that there.
  • Skipper:... Well... I suppose it's possible... Mang could've provide magical assistence, and Roger did the dirty rest... But we still need to-(Muffled voices are heard from inside the closet)
  • Private: What is that?
  • Tigress: It's coming from the closet! (Everyone looks inside to see Genie, The Jungle Crew, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Gomamon, and Patamon)
  • SpongeBob: GUYS!!
  • Timon: (Gasps after his mouth cloth is untied) I need air!
  • Roger: Whew! Jeepers, that almost killed me!
  • Donkey: Great Scott, it was dark in here!
  • Puss: Yes, but thank goodness the others were here to save us.
  • Skipper: (Everyone looks angrily at Sheensworth) You're going to Prison 42, Sheensworth!
  • Sheensworth: (Acting under the control of the real assaulter) Like HELL I am! You aren't taking me anywhere, you overdressed tuxedo bird! Not you, or any other mother fuckers in this damn room! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON 42, AND I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! (Runs off)
  • Skipper: AFTER HIM! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
  • SpongeBob: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SANDY, YOU BIG BADGERHOLE!!! (Everybody but Merlin runs after him, and the Assaulter snickers)
  • Merlin notices green eyes on the un-named servent.
  • Merlin: "Got ya, Assulter?!"
  • Assulter: "WHAT?! No! Your suppose to think it was Sheensworth?!"
  • Merlin: "Well, maybe you should've ensured I wasn't able to sense magic as well, fiend!"
  • Assulter: ".... Gah, I knew I forgot something! Whatever, your dead?!"
  • Merlin and the Assulter have a magical duel!

Meanwhile.

  • Everyone was chasing Sheensworth through series of wacky parodies and reference followed by a scoopy-doo and mystery inc cameo as the Benny Hill theme played.
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  • Po: "GAH! WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH HIM IN THIS PACE?!"\

Meanwhile, again.

  • Merlin and the Assulter still battled.
  • Assulter: "My revenge will be mine, one way or anoth-"
  • Merlin knocks him out!
  • the assulter passed out!
  • Merlin: "This is why you don't talk during a magical duel."
  • He dropped an evil look spell book! Merlin destroys it!
  • Sheensworth is unhypnotised, but suddenly pounced apawn!
  • Sheensworth: "WHAT THE?!"
  • The magic ponies get their horns back!
  • Icky: "Ok, Sheenbutt?! Your under arrest for louger assult and conspirtity against heroes?!"
  • Sheensworth: "No! Please believe me! I'm innosent! I told you a million times, IT'S NOT ME?!"
  • Celestia: "..... He is telling the truth.... All this time, he was telling the truth."
  • Icky: "You mean it's not Sheensworth!"
  • SSpongebob: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF THIS WHODUNIT NIGHTMARE?!"
  • Merlin (with the un-named servent in a magic trap ball): "Everyone, we are just about done with it. I found our real assulter! This guy! By  destroying the book, the mares got our horns back!"
  • Celestia: "Sheensworth, our apologies. I promise an apologentic party in Canterlot just for you after we ask questions on this real villain."
  • The real assulter wakes up, finds himself trap!
  • Icky: "So, Scorpy, who's this joker?"
  • Scorpo: "I, I don't remember hiring him before!"
  • Po: "AHA! SO HE'S A HIRED ASSASSIN FROM COBRA!"
  • The Real Assuler: "Oh for crud's sake, Cobra's not even involved! It's all me, because you idiots took my hand!"
  • Icky: "Uh... None of us even know you."
  • Sheensworth: Cousin? Is that you?
  • Assaulter: Yes, it's me.
  • Scorpo: Adrian Sheensworth? I thought you were stoned to death!
  • Adrian: Actually, I was ALMOST stoned to death if it weren't for the Villain League.
  • SpongeBob: So Cobra WAS involved?
  • Adrian: I'm getting to that. The leage offered me to join them because they saw anger and hatred in me, but I refused.
  • Sheensworth: But why?
  • Adrian: "I don't see myself serving demons."
  • Icky: "He means why try to kill us and frame your cuz, doughie!"
  • Adrian: You don't have to be angry about it! Well, it all started years ago in Saudi Arabia...

Flashback

  • An arabian village appears into the secne.
  • (Adrian): Me and my cousin lived together with my little sister, Stephanie. Of course, I had to follow her because of the laws about women requiring male guardians in Saudi Arabia. Also, I was friends with Prince Scorpo when he was a child. Me and my cousin cared for Stephanie, and would've done anything for her. She was also a fan of you Shell Lodgers, and wanted to meet you someday. Then she heard that you Shell Lodgers have come to Agrabah to look for 'The Diamond in The Rough', whoever that was.
  • (Genie): You mean during the events of SpongeBob and Friends Meet Aladdin?
  • (Adrian): Yes. As her big brother, I took Stephanie to Agrabah with my cousin and Prince Scorpo so we could meet you face-to-face. But little did I realize that my life was about to change forever. I failed to realize that Stephanie had wandered off by herself to look for the Shell Lodge. But by the time she saw them...
  • Razul: HEY, Little girl? Where's your male guardian?
  • Stephanie:... I... Uh... I... Taking a bathroom break?
  • Razul: Okay, you're coming with us! (Razul and his men pin down Stephanie as she starts crying)
  • Stephanie: ADRIAN! HELP! I'M BEING TAKEN!
  • Adrian: (Gasps, hearing Stephanie's calls) STEPHANIE!
  • Sheensworth: I told you to watch her!
  • Adrian: Don't remind me! I've gotta go help her! HEY!
  • Razul: (Seeing Adrian) Does this young lady belong to you?
  • Adrian: Yes, I am so sorry! She's just a kid.
  • Arabian Soldier: We're placing you and your daughter under heavy surveillance. Any more slip-ups will result in a one-way ticket to juvenile hall! Am I clear?
  • Adrian: I assure you, sir, it won't happen again.
  • Razul: Good. You'd better watch your back, young lady! (Guards leave)
  • Adrian: Stephanie, what the heck were you thinking wandering off like that? You almost got yourself arrested!
  • Stephanie: (Makes dog eyes at Adrian)
  • Adrian: (Feeling sorrow) Aw, that's okay, little sis! I just can't stay mad at you, you little scamp! Just please stay close to me. These guards are crafty.
  • Stephanie: Adrian, I found the Shell Lodgers, they're right over th--(The Lodgers are gone)...Aww!
  • Adrian: No way! I came here to see a smile on my sister's face, and I'm GONNA see a smile on her face! C'mon, guys, we're going after them! (Stephanie hops on Adrian's back) Hold on, sister! It's gonna get REALLY bumpy! (Runs after Lodge, who is retreating with Aladdin and Jasmine after escaping that apple bartender, and the running scene theme from Ferris Bueller's Day Off plays)
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Adrian runs for the Shell Lodge with this reference.

  • Adrian tries hard, but the lougers already long vanished.
  • Adrian: "D'oh! We lost them! They run fast for a bunch of misfits!"
  • a vine sneaks up on Sephanie, and grabs her!
  • Adrian saws a plant monster with a man in a purple suit!
  • Adrian: "Hey! Leave her alone!"
  • Plant monster: "Tough, titty, furball!"
  • Stephanie: Oh, no! It's Doctor Facilier and Audrey 2!
  • Facilier: Ooh, you know us?
  • Stephanie: The one who corrupted the deceased Lord Cobra who started the Second Cartoonian War, yes! And everyone knows of Little Shop of Horrors.
  • Audrey 2: Dang, girl! You smart! You as smart as those Shell Lodgers we dispise! Especially that fucker Shenzi Marie who killed Lord Cobra!
  • Stephanie: What's a 'fucker'?
  • Adrian: (Gasps) YOU MONSTERS!!! CUSSING IN FRONT OF A LITTLE KID WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF CURSE WORDS!?
  • Audrey 2: ('A Mean Green Mother From Outer Space' starts) Don't you threaten me, son! You got a lot of gall! We're gonna do this our way, Or we won't do things at all! (Grows out of his pot again, and the song begins)
  • (Icky): This damn song again?
  • (Adrian): Yes, this damn song again! Because I share your, disfond of it, let's get to the point where that creature ineditably defeated me! That thing was tough!
  • (Spongebob): "Tell us about. Metathoricly."
  • (Adrian): Anyway, on with the flashback. (Audrey 2 laughs as he slams vines around the place, trapping Adrian in a plant-cage)
  • Audrey 2: I'm mean and green!...I'm mean and green!...I'm mean and green! And I...am...BAD!!! (Cackles) Bye-bye, badger-fart!
  • Adrian: Not so fast, you cussing excuse for Mother Nature! (Jumps over the vines, and reaches an apple)
  • Bartender: HEY! Gimme that apple back, you little--
  • Adrian: Shut up, old man, I gotta take this thing down and avenge my sister! More importantly, save yourselves! (Throws apple into Audrey 2's mouth, and he chokes)
  • Audrey 2: (Chokes) Ahhk! You...crazy...badger! (Hacks out apple, and the slimed-up apple hits Adrian in the head) HAHAHAHAH!
  • Adrian: Let go of my sister, you crazy plant, or I'll do it again!
  • Audrey 2: (Laughs) Please, son, you're just a tiny lil' badger! You can't beat me! This little sister of yours is my dinner! Not even your silly badgering can save her.
  • Adrian: BADGER?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I DO?!? BADGER?!?
  • Audrey II: Yeah, you got a problem with that?
  • Adrian: You know what, you fruitless freak? Screw Stephanie! I'm more interested in kicking your butt rather than protecting her! I say you just leave her alone, and let's finish this plant-to-badger with a name-calling competition!
  • Sheensworth: Adrian!
  • Adrian: Sheensworth, butt out! I'm in the middle of getting payback with this alien freak plant!
  • Audrey II: FREAK PLANT?!? ALRIGHT, SON, YOU JUST SEALED YOUR FATE!!! You're on! (He drops Stephanie)
  • Adrian: Sheensworth, I want you and Prince Scorpo to get Stephanie someplace safe while I send this bastard plant to hell!
  • Scorpo: Uh, Adrian, you might wanna lay low on the cus--
  • Adrian: SHUT UP AND GO! (They do that)
  • Stephanie: Adrian--
  • Adrian: Not now, honey! Just go! (They leave)
  • Audrey 2: Rat-face!
  • Adrian: Sap-lips!
  • Audrey 2: Short-tail!
  • Adrian: Pine-cone breath!
  • Audrey 2: Dog-ass!
  • Adrian: Heavy metal face!
  • Audrey 2: Weasel-poop!
  • Adrian: POLLEN VAGINA!!! (Everyone gasps)
  • Audrey 2: Ooh, that's too far, son!
  • Facilier knocks Adrian out!
  • Dr. Facilier: "Well ain't we cocky! Come on Audrey, these suckers ain't worth it. We got bigger fish to cajun fry."
  • Audrey 2 and Facilier left as Stephanie, Scorpo, and Sheensworth see what happened to Adrian.

Later

  • Adrian: (Wakes up to see the Bartender) Wha- you?
  • Bartender: Alright, you little weasel! I don't care if you were trying to save your little sister, you'd better have been able to pay for that apple you stole! Because NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY steals from MY cart!
  • Adrian: Uh, alright. I...(Feels around for his money, but doesn't find anything except for some pocket lint)...Uh...is this worth anything?
  • Bartender: Absolutely not! I want REAL money.
  • Adrian: But sir, I might've left my bag of money at the hotel, and--
  • Bartender: No! I don't want the money later, I want it NOW!
  • Adrian: IT'S AT THE HOTEL!!!
  • Bartender: Fine, then! (Grabs Adrian's arm)
  • Scorpo: (He, Sheensworth, and Stephanie watch in horror) Oh, no!
  • Sheensworth: No, let him suffer!
  • Adrian: Let me go, I'll give you the money, I swear!
  • Bartender: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PENALTY IS FOR STEALING?!? (Gets ready to cut off his hand)
  • Adrian: NOO! NOOO! (Pulls his arm free, and tries running, but the bartender grabs him by the neck, and Adrian sees his cousin, sister, and friend) GUYS! HELP ME! SAVE ME! PLEASE!
  • Scorpo: Yeah, I don't think so!
  • Adrian: WHAT?!? But... We're friends!
  • Scorpo: We WERE friends! Not only did you cuss in front of your little sister, but you just snubbed her off and left us to keep her safe when you knew that she was your responsibility. You said so before we came here.
  • Adrian: "But, I was defending her!"
  • Sheensworth: You stood up for her, true...but you went back on your promise to watch over her, and snubbed her like she was garbage. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! Your actions made you no better then those villains, and you should've rose better then that abominable plant.
  • Adrian: Ha-ha-ha, very funny! Now SAVE ME! (Bartender pulls him up to cart) SAVE ME!!!
  • Scorpo: No! Save yourself! (All three leave)
  • Adrian:...YOU BASTARDS!!! Please, sir, I can pay you back! I'll pay you anything, please!
  • Bartender: NO! You're not gonna get away unpunished. (Gets sword out)
  • Adrian: (Sees Shell Lodgers when they try to save Aladdin and Jasmine from Razul) It's them! SHELL LODGERS! HEY!! HELP!!
  • Razul: Oh, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar! You'll have to take it up with him!
  • Jasmine: Believe me, I will!
  • SpongeBob: She was the princess?!?
  • Adrian: HEEEEEEELLLLP!!! PLEASE!!! HEEEEELLLLP!!
  • Sandy: (Sees Adrian) Uh, guys? Should we help that guy?
  • Razul: Don't consern yourselfs with that furry, he's propbuly just some apple thief getting coppupence from what I can tell. Your lucky we want the street rat more! Since your just bystanders, we're not gonna bother with you.
  • Adrian: HELP ME!!!
  • Sandy: (Looks at Adrian)... I'm so sorry!
  • Adrian: What?... (Lodgers walked away helpless, more concerned about Aladdin)... I thought... (Bartender cuts off his hand) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!!
  • (Adrian): You all abandoned me! Each and every one of you! Because I just shunned my sister like I didn't even care for her when I really did as well as for cussing in front of her, and you Lodgers because you were punked by that big guard who didn't arrest you with that human Aladdin for some reason! Well, I say, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?!? You Lodgers could've handled those guards, but did you do it? No!
  • (Shifu): Probably because we didn't know. And I doubted Razul knew any better as well.
  • (Adrian): Because that dumb squirrel of yours didn't tell you! And thanks to you, and my cousin and former friend, I lost my hand and almost my life! I was arrested, and sentenced to be stoned! But I was lucky the Villain Leaguers rescued me! They gave me a prosthetic, and offered me to join them. But I was so mad at all of you, and that it was kinda their fault before, cause I may hate you guys now, but I ain't stupid, cause it was their fault just as much it's yours, and the whole not wanting to serve demons thing, and most of all, that I had to do it on my own! I refused their offer, and had vowed to get revenge! It took until tonight to plan everything!

Present

  • Adrian:... I decided I'd kill Scorpo and frame Bobby using you Lodgers to my advantage, thereby destroying the ones who casted me aside, and ruined my life!
  • Icky: "Look, it's kinda your own fault for stealing that apple! And don't blame us because Agrabah has surprisingly cruel and surreal punishments! Of which I understand, alot of thiefs there are complete assholes! Also, you should've handled Audrey 2 better then letting him troll you into playing his potty mouth game! And you shouldn't've been quick to drop your sister like a hot potato just for the sake of getting the better of Audrey! Not meaning to sound like we don't care for what happened to you, really, we in some ways do, it's just that it's merely the work of Karma. You mainly brought it on yourself, and the leage, the earlier lougers, and your sis, Scorpo, and Sheenie here, were just happened to there."
  • Adrian: "Tell me, why did you let that guard lie you guys that I was just some common crook?"
  • Po: "Well, firstly, Shifu mentioned before he didn't know better neither. Secondly, we were lucky they thought we were Aladdin's hostages as well as Jasmine! If we had gone to help some random apple thief in front of those guards, we would've gotten arrested!"
  • Tigress: "We were also few of number back then! And did not had the exquseable enough reputation to help some crook unless it was for a good reason! Back then, everyone could've hated us for helping you!"
  • Adrian: "And yet, there was no problem letting a psycotic peacock and the leage's pet dragon in your ranks!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Listen here, Badger! I promise we'll have the sultan to have a nice chat with the captain of the guards, and the louge had already long saved Agrabah from the leage, before it could've got worse! I would understand why you wanted Sheensworth, Scorpo, and the earlier lougers to suffer, but the victims that came after that time or weren't involved at all didn't even met you before! Would needless bloodshed make your sister, your friend, and your cousin LIKE you and forgive you?! NO! Murder and reckless slaughter won't make anyone love you! I should know! It got my parents to throw me out! And yes, I TOO was incredably sore when my family didn't had my back. Perhaps they're afraid of the complaints of the councils? The idea of a genisiding heir to their thrown was too much? Or was it simply on how I had absoluty had no ploblem killing un-armed Panda villagers with an army of wolfs? Either way, I blamed everyone, but myself. And it almost got me killed! When my elf nepfew Jak somehow freed me from the cluthes of a darkspawn dragon giant, I desired the path to right every mistake! And I found Kairi, and these wonderful, albeit sometimes rather bothersome, group of heroic misfits. They took Kairi in, treated her like family, not like the typicial bodyguard/highest target relationship! You see, though you had a good reason, all those things you did, are your mistakes, and yours alone! Any true follower of the Shell Louge Squad would've realised that if the louge is here, then those leagers or any of our other enemies would've not been far behind! So you endangered your little sister more by following the louge to begin with in light of such knowledge, and allowed the leage to make a jackass out of you! It's your own fault allowing them to do this to you to begin with!"
  • Adrian: "YOU IDIOTS TAKE RISKS ALL THE TIME! YOU TEAMED UP WITH ALADDIN, WHO THOSE GUARDS HATED, YOU TEAMED UP WITH ROBIN HOOD, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A CRIMINAL! SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS LET OUT DARKSPAWN!"
  • Creeper, Pain and Panic nerviously chuckled.
  • Icky: "We ain't perfect hotshot! And neither are you! Your like most badgers I seen! Bad-tempered, pottied mouth, anger-prone, volience causing, pay-back seeking, and sometimes malevolently psycotic is not even a proper summery for even the most volient of Badgers!"
  • Adrian: "IDIOTS! YOU REFUSED TO UNDERSTAND THE PAIN I WENT THROUGH, AND CHEATED ME OUT OF MY JUSTLY VENGENCE!"
  • Adrian breaks free!
  • Adrian: "Now there's nothing ANY of you will do to stop me!"
  • Celestia smiles smugly.
  • Adrian: "What are you smiling about?!"
  • Celestia: "Oh..... Nothing. I am just curious, how did you, almost pull this off?"
  • Adrian: "Well, needless explanation short, I watch ALOT of crime movies. But it matters not anymore! I'll get my long due justise now?!"
  • Celestia: "Everyone, kindly go somewhere else."
  • Adrian: "You sure that's a good damn idea horsey?!"
  • Adrian pulls out a gun, and fires!
  • Shen: "CELESTIA?!"
  • Icky: "THE ASSULTER STRIKES AGAIN?!"
  • Though blood is seen on Celestia, she still stands, to the clear horror of Adrian!
  • Celestia heals, and blood vanishes into light speaks.
  • Celestia: "How cute. Trying to kill a god?"
  • Adrian: "Meep."
  • Icky And Shen: "Oh yeah.... Forgot she was immortal."
  • Celestia: "As I was saying, everyone, I would like to deal with this, alone. What I'm about to do, must not be seen by mortal eyes. Some of you, may never look at me the same way again."
  • Luna and Candence were panicy!
  • Luna and Candence teliported everyone but Celestia and Adrian.
  • Adrian: "Ok, what's going on?"
  • Celestia only gently chuckled.
  • Some parts of Celestia's body is begining to become serpent-like.
  • Adrian: "Wha, huh?!"
  • Celestia becomes a giant gorgon-haired dragon-winged pony monster
  • Adrian: HOLY SHIT!
  • Serpicorn Celestia: "Oh there you go, profoundery again!"
  • Adrian: "Please! I'm sorry! Ever since I got this prostecic from Dr. Facilier, I, I, I couldn't think striaght?!"
  • Serpicorn Celestia: "No doubt a sample of his work of dark magic. Well, then let's get rid of it!" (Roars an extremely unbearable and unbelievable roar)

outside.

  • Scorpo: (Lodgers and allies outside the castle) AAARRRRGGGGH!!!
  • Kowalski: THAT NOISE IS BURNING MY EARHOLES!!!!
  • Icky: THIS IS GETTING EXTREMELY OMINOUS!!!
  • SpongeBob: LUNA? IS EVERYTHING GONNA BE OKAY?!?
  • Luna: (In loud voice) I ASSURE YOU SPONGEBOB, THAT AFTER WHAT HAPPENS ON THIS VERY DAY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!
  • SpongeBob: I SURE HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT!!! 

inside.

  • Adrian closes his eyes in fear!
  • Serpicorn Celestia: PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT, ADRIAN SHEENSWORTH!
  • Adrian: NO, PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME! I'LL TURN MYSELF IN, I SWEAR!
  • Serpicorn Celestia: Why would I want to kill you? I'm not like you. I have something better in mind!
  • Adrian: What? (Serpicorn Celestia casts powerful spell on Adrian)

Later...

  • Stephanie: (Now pregnant) URRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
  • Doctor: It's a boy! (Adrian is reincarnated as Stephanie's new baby)
  • Stephanie: Aww, he's beautiful. I think I'll call you...Anakin.
  • Adrian: (Cooes)

Meanwhile

  • Celestia: (Back to normal, and exhales)
  • Kowalski: (Luna and Cadance teleport them back with their faces expressionless) EGAD!
  • Po: THAT WAS AWESOME!
  • Lord Shen: Your highness? What just happened?
  • Celestia: I'm sorry, but it's something you'll have to learn when you get a bit older, Lord Shen.
  • SpongeBob: But what happened to Adrian?
  • Icky: And why was there a cut to a lady pooping out a baby?
  • Celestia: Because Adrian is now in a better place. He has been reincarnated as his little sister's newborn son, Anakin.
  • Icky: "So basicly, you killed him, and had his sister pregent?"
  • Celestia: "Not exsactly like "kill", I'd basicly restarted his life. His memories are gone, open for new ones."
  • Lord Shen: "..... On second thought, let's pretend Adrian never came to our lifes."
  • Patrick: "Who?"
  • B.O.B.: "Who?"
  • Owlicious: "Who."
  • Icky: "Hey Twis, what's your owl doing here?"
  • Twilight: "A very brief cameo."
  • Icky: "Oh."
  • Prince Scorpo: "Everyone, in light of, certain events, I would prefer it if we, resugdule the dinner."
  • Icky: "We were about to ask to save free dinner for another time anyway. Today, was dang stressful!"

Epilogue

the temple.

  • Shrek: "Aw, so good to be home."
  • Kolwalski: "Should I put recent events in the louger files Skipper?"
  • Skipper: "Actselly, it's best the dinner thing was best left forgotten. Not even Rico could handle whatever Celestia did to that Badger!"
  • Rico: (Face expressionless)
  • Sandy: (Healed) Well, I sure wish I could've seen it if Adrian hadn't shot me.
  • Icky: I'm just freaked out that Adrian would go through all this trouble just because he got himself in a scrape and lost his hand.
  • Iago: "And the fact he blamed US for it! If it had been the Villain Leage, the TRUELY guilty ones here, that would've saved him from a unfortunate fate."
  • Spyro: And I'm glad that we never have to deal with him again.
  • Patrick: You said it!
  • Cynder: "And Celestia is already giving Mang and the leagers respondsable for Adrian's trouble a due punishment."

Villian Leage fortress.

  • The Villain Leage Fortress stood peacefully, until it exblouded!
  • Celestia's voice: "THAT'S FOR WHAT FACILIER AND AUDREY 2 DID TO ADRIAN?!"
  • Cobra's voice: ".... Owch."

Back to the Temple.

  • Lord Shen:...
  • Boss Wolf: Lord Shen? Are you okay? You seem a little tense. Are you still freaked out about what happened with Celestia and Adrian?
  • Lord Shen: Well, maybe. I just can't believe something as creepy as that could happen. I don't know what Celestia did to rid of us of Adrian for good, Boss Wolf, but I tell you, I do NOT wanna find out.
  • Boss Wolf: Okay then. I'll just leave you alone for a while. (Leaves)
  • Lord Shen:...Who are you, Princess Celestia?...What are you?

THE END

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