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Since the more evil clones of the Mane Six were defeated, Cobra retaliates with bringing them back. Even more so that when the Lougers showed the Main 6 the events of the episode, via the episode to show what actselly occured, thus return to Everfree to capture the timber, but as luck would have it, Neighsay made a return once more with Jackasso and Bullshiton with intent on bringing back the clones in aiming to use them to basturdised the Main 6 as the malicious or incompident dolts Neighsay sees them and get races to get their children out of the school so he can make the friendship school "Truely" Equestrian, having required the aide of a High Chancellor who was left angered and bewildered by University's decidion and, while by no means a fan of Neighsay, doesn't exactly have anything nice to say to the Friendship Shcool neither merely for assusiation with the E.E.A.'s downfall and an exbert of tree based magic, named High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard, who knows how to perfectly be able to reign in the Mean Six's nasty behaviors and use them to the group's advantage, and alchourse, escaping before the group can react, thus running a risk of this being useful to Cobra and Chrysalis trying to escape villain-legal issues. Thus, it now falls to the former Elements of Disharmony, who are tasked with stopping them along with all that's left of the School of Friendship, including the Young Six, while possibly having to give into their negative sides again to do so, all Suicide Squad style like in To Where And Back Again. To further aggrovate things, Nefarious gets involved again and starts giving the Villain Leage shit for basicly "Rip-offing" his idea he had years ago while Chrysalis' attempt was compairingly recent. Can our heroes be able to prevent a villain team feud as well?

Transcript

Chapter 1: The League's Problem

One Tuesday Afternoon.....

  • The Leage Fortress was seen.
  • Cobra's voice: "WELL OF COURSE THOSE CLONES WOULD TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT?!"
  • Cobra was seen with Chrysalis.
  • Cobra: "They're basicly like un-colored-down versons of Discord's mindwarping of them, or when Nefarious made a simular batch! The evil verisons of the Mane 6 would CLEARLY be the most un-co-operative bunch in existence?! And no DUH the Tree of Harmony would turn them into colored logs! I'm pretty sure that tree would know the difference between the true Mane 6 and cheap dobblegangers?! That's why Nefarious made HIS OWN TREE?! That's sad if Nefarious was smart enough to consider that the original tree wouldn't work for a polor-oppisite Mane 6, and yet, the Brillient Chrysalis, DID NOT?! Things like that are why you don't have a good standing with Mirage anymore, Chrysy dear! Not only are you sans an army, but if even NEFARIOUS has a better verson of that plan, and the fact that he tecnecally had that in the back-burner for years compaired to your recent useage, not helping that making clones of your enemies isn't exactly AN ORIGINAL PRIMISE OF A VILLAIN SCEAME TO BEGIN WITH, ALONG WITH FRAMING THEM, THEN THAT'S WHERE EVEN I HAVE TO BE FIRM?! And on top of that..... YOU COMMITED THE ACT OF VILLAIN PLAN INFRIGEMENT?! THAT MEANS NEFARIOUS CAN SUE US IN VILLAIN COURT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT FIGURING THAT A MAGICAL CHRYSILEN TREE WOULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE?! I ASSUMED IT WAS JUST A GLORIFIVED GARDEN ORNIMENT?!"
  • Cobra: "But alchourse, you're lucky that I kept Mirage at bay again for trying to boot you out for not being up to stuff in leage standerds, but we have a problem independent of Mirage being in a bad mood! You did NOTHING to the tecnicolored logs that were your "Mean 6" clones! That means that either the heroes, or even Nefarious, can use those logs as evidence against us!"
  • Chrysalis: "Oh please don't tell me you want those ungrateful swines to be recovered?!"
  • Cobra: "At least it'll be mainly because of how we need to cover up the fact that YOU commited the act of copying a recent villain plan! And before you bring up that ALOT of villain plans are simular, keep in mind that THERE'S AN ART, to making a villain plan! It's one thing for a plan to be based on a trope! It's another to use a plan based on a trope, that another villain recently already done! You have any idea what would happen if Nefarious took us to villain court AND WINS THAT CASE?!"
  • Chrysalis: "We would be made to pay villain-legal fines?"
  • Cobra: "Worse?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Nefarious would have leverage over us?"
  • Cobra: "Worse than that?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Nefarious could make us expose all of our secrets to him for his own use?!"
  • Cobra: "EVEN WORSE THAN THAT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Okay, this is being rediculious now, what could be worse then all of those things?!"
  • Cobra: "Oh, there is something worse! It could be all of those things at once, while having ourselves, being in the court of..... Muggshotra's own nightmare Villain-Legal Judge of Villain Court. Judge Mentdayos...... The Judge, of THE APOCYLISE?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Annnnnd, a simple judge-themed super villain from Muggshotra is worse than all of those things, whhhhhy?"
  • Cobra: "Mentdayos is the penultamate of the penultamate lawful evils! He has been known to give apocalypic overkill punishments to any that are being punished in his court?! EVEN MORE SO, TO THOSE THAT INFRIGED ON A VILLAIN'S PLANS?! Last week alone, he made the Copyright Pirate, a villain netourious of reusing villain plans, die 900000000000 deaths?! IN 5 SECONDS?! And THEN he was given the proper punishment of being demoted to being, a commen thug, being stripped of his villain status?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Are you sure you're not over-hyping this guy? I mean, come on, what does this judge even look like anyway?"
  • Cobra: Imagine if a Toontown Kog somehow made whoopee with the Grim Reaper, AND a demon. He's an automaton of magical death and punishment. He detects lies and his magical mind can be creative with sentences. We HAVE to make this plan better than how that domehead did it, or we're basically ASKING for an overkill visit from him!!
  • Voort: Oh, please. A lot of villains have had similar plans. Not a big enough deal to be considered illegal. Besides, since when does evil have time for laws?
  • Cobra: "Consider this: Why would the VA keep people like Tex around, even when Tex was obviously not a steriotypical architype of a villain?"
  • Voort: "Uhhhh, well, other because he was smart, uhhhh.... I have no idea."
  • Cobra: "Because evil needs to have certain standerds to prevent heroes, FROM JUST AUTOMATICLY KILLING US OFF?! And keep in mind, not alot of villains get to have the luxery of resserections in some form or anti-death preventions like immortality or being a rebuildable machine! Or exist in places where death is meaningless, like comic books! It's like what Doofinsmirts said, there's good evil, and then there's bad evil! And yes, I'm aware of the irony of evil ever being good, but, what I mean, is that the forces of good, naterolly, have VERY thin phaience for how much evil rears their head! These standerds exist as surviveal mechanisums that keep heroes to the safe levels of just imprisoning us, or at the least humiliate us as we retreat! These standerds encourage longivity, and why villains in the complete monster terratory, are feared and reviled by even fellow villains, along with the risk of being slain one day by a powerful or determined enough hero."
  • Chrysalis: "Fair point, but where did the whole "Villain Plan Infrigement" thing came from? When did THAT have to do with villains not being instintly killed off?"
  • Cobra: "Not nessersarly that. Those standerds about villain plans exist, to keep villains in a co-existence balence. Nothing makes a villain want to declare a feud or war with eachother, then being ripped off in any form! Yes, villain plans may have a problem with being, rather tropey sometimes, but there's a subile art to them! Villain Plans may have the same primese, but it's the exeicution that matters! And the problem here, Chryly, is that you basicly made a poorer verson of Nefarious' own plan and it ended the same way! The clones betraying you! And both plans, involved the Tree of Harmony!"
  • Chrysalis: "But you said he made his own! I only went after it to steal the elements!"
  • Cobra: "Except Nefarious did that as well, differently, with having a robot woodpecker from Dr. Animontronics he had recycled for his use to sipen some power from the tree! It's still basicly the same route: Stealing from the tree! And then there is the clones!"
  • Chrysalis: "Oh come on, he made them from a machine, I created mine with trees and pieces of the Mares' hairs with their photos!"
  • Cobra: "But they're both simular in one fastion: Evil Clones of Heroes!"
  • Chrysalis: "But in where I wanted to steal the elements with clones, he wanted them to use a stupid machine to turn people into robots!"
  • Cobra: "But you need to consider the main ingredients of those plans: You BOTH created evil clones of the Main 6! You BOTH wanted something from the tree of harmony! And BOTH aims of these plans, were to congure Equestria! Plus, consider the similarities between your clones: They were both opposite personalities, AND they turned against their creators in the end. Consider that!"
  • Chrysalis realises this.....
  • Chrysalis: "..... Well, shit. But, why would villains CARE about that?"
  • Cobra: "I take it you never heard of the Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950?"
  • Chrysalis: "Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950-what?"
  • Cobra: "Uggghhhh, alchourse you don't. You're a product of modern times. It was a secret villain community war that happened, well, in the 50s. (Brings out a film projectioner) Perhaps THIS, might better explain. (Turns off the lights magicly and plays the film, then it plays)."

Old VC News Reel.

  • Old film music played as an outdated Villains Channel News Reel plays.
  • An old 50s super villain was seen.
  • Super Villain: "Hello, I am Newsmaster, the great supervillain of the printed press! And I am here, to educate your primitive minds of the unenlighten future, about the Villain Plan Infrigement War of the early 1950s. This is as of now 1959, where it has ended quite awhile ago. And we are creating these reels to feed into the minds of the villains of the future, that have grown to forget, that it existed. Though granted, it was a secret war, but I diegress. I'm willing to bet that your curious about why Villain Courts now-a-days prosicute those that have unoriginal plans, when villain plans are by in large, never truely unigte from eachother? (Bangs the desk) THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ART TO VILLAIN PLANS, DAMN IT?! (Ahem).... That is to say, it's one thing for a plan to be based on tropes..... It's another, to copy the plan of another villain, that USED, the trope! It's a matter of exicution and how different it is from the other villain's plans, but most of all... How compidently it was utilised. Now, let's talk about, how the war started. It was at the start of the 1950s, WW2 became something passe, it would be the start of the golden age of supers, of heroes, AND, villains! For it was where the entertainment industry, finally had a serious footing! Alot of villains were born of created, to meet up against the challnages, of the heroes of these times. But, we, are going to focus on the lives, to two of the 1950's such villains: The Diabolico Twins!"
  • Two Golden Age Green Goblin-like supervillains were seen!
  • Newsmaster: "The Diabolico Twins were brothers of wicked arms! They commit crimes togather, (This was seen), Hatch evil sceames togather, (This was also seen), and alas, get beaten by heroes togather, (This occured to a shot of the two being overwealmed by a golden age Justice-League-like team of heroes), the two, were inseperatable. At least, until a recent arrest after the defeat of their last creation togather, the Nuclearus Pumpkin, ended up an epic flop. The two splited apart, going about their own evil ways. And then, by the middle of the year, the two devided twins ended up creating the exact same plan: A green doomsday laser, aimed at the the bases of the heroes' united HQ. The brothers fired their lasers at the exact same time, and ended up canceling eachother's lasers out when they were JUST about to hit the HQ. The brothers, confronted eachother, and accused eachother, of stealing eachother's plans! Thus, the two, declared war, and recruited villains that befriended each brother, to begin, the Villain Plan Infrigement War! It lasted throughout the year of 1950, and each time the two villains began fighting eachother, it forced heroes of every spectrum, to intervine against their attacks on eachother, as the war was causing sevre collateral damage! By the time 1950 was about to include, the hero groups desided that this can't be allowed to continue, and began the crushing justice initive: In where heroes banded togather, and defeated all of the conflicting villains.... Forever! (The Heroes were seen taking down the warring villains once and for all).... And thus, the Diabolico Twins' story, ended in tragity, in that they died, forgiving eachother too late when the heroes were forced to end them, to ensure peace. There are very lucky few survivers, and villains that stood out of the war, but it was still a powerfully painful reminder of why these kind of rules needed to be founded. I should know. I was a fighter in that war. I was lucky to have survived when the heroes came to believe that they stopped the war with the Diabolico Twins' end. As such, the villain courts exist as they are, under the Diabolico Clause, to punish villain plan infrigers, to prevent another cause, of having villains have a feudal hissy fit so bad, that heroes would be forced to end it, PERIMENTLY! Because nothing makes a hero more of a litteral buzzkill, then evil infighting with itself so badly, the good has to crush it like a bug?! So, relitive moral of the story.... Be careful with your villain plans, don't be lolled by the villain community's lack of originallity or otherwise typical lack of order. There is an art to villain plans more greater then you think. And I hope the villains of future generations, understand this. Or I can't promise that you would be particularly popular, with neither good, or evil!"
  • The Film ends drumaticly!

Film Reel ends.

  • Cobra restores things to normal....
  • Cobra: ".... Understand now?"
  • Chrysalis: "...... Well, once again..... S***. Maybe, it's possable Nefarious didn't even notice?"
  • Audrey 2: "Didn't that Mean 6 episode got leaked? It was why Nefarious did that plan earlier then he had intended...."
  • Chrysalis: ".... Well, for a 3rd time..... SHIT?! Okay, I see your point! I'll take those traitors back here!"
  • Cobra: "Not just that! We need to revise that plan to make it different enough that Nefarious doesn't have a case! if there's no case, then Judge Mentdayo can't do Nefarious' court appeal!"
  • Chrysalis: "Ugghh, you mean I have to WORK with those pains in my ass again?!"
  • Cobra: "You don't have to like them, NOR do we need to take them back to the Leage! We just need them to revise your hazly rushed plan! Afterwords, we'll leave them to be defeated by the ineditable Lougers and Main 6 attack! Can I have your co-operation for that at least?"
  • Chrysalis: ".... You should be warned about the Clone Twilight I created. She's the only brains of that disorganised mess of a troupe. She's smart enough to question our athority and figure we would be up to something. She will find out that we'd only brought them back to save our own asses from Nefarious and the villain courts!"
  • Cobra: "Then keep her pre-occupied by having her make Twilight look like she's disgracing her title as the Princess of Friendship. And yes, I know the framing part isn't original, but trust me, it keeps the only smart one occupied, while leaving the idiots without a brain, for you to use."
  • Chrysalis: "Well it's fair to warn you that they're not very co-operative."
  • Cobra: "I know, I DID see that episode. But luckly for you.... I'm working on a charm that will make them abit more, pro-active, whether they want to or not."
  • Chrysalis: And how will you be sure it won't backfire?
  • Cobra: Uh, this is a charm that twists people into acting just like a normal Equestrian pony. This should balance out the clones' opposite tendencies.
  • Chrysalis: And there's no catch?
  • Cobra: I have spent a long time perfecting it. Watch. (He uses the spell to turn one of Maleficent's goons into an Equestrian mindset)
  • Goons: Friendship is Magic!!
  • Cobra: See?
  • Chrysalis: Not convinced. All they said is friendship is magic. It's like assuming you're Equestrian by just sayng the same damn words.
  • Hades: Yeah, your bug-horse girlfriend's got you there.
  • Cobra: Wait for it...
  • The Goons turned super evil!
  • Goons: "But EVIL IS STRONGER MAGIC?! (Laughs maniacly?!) HAIL TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?!"
  • Chrysalis: ".... Wow. That's actselly kinda good. But don't underestimate that Sparkle Clone. She might figure out how to counter it even before you can use it."
  • Cobra: "Then we will have to surprise them when they least suspect it."
  • Chrysalis: "But wait, aren't they currently logs?"
  • Cobra: "Yes, but Maleficent predicted that Neighsay had learned of the episode as well in thanks to some Orderlies with the bad case of the laughing fits. Now, he is expected to aim to aquire an exbert to help utilise the clones to basicly weaponise against Sparkle in basicly another ruse to get Equestria to not have non-ponies in it and undermine her friendship intentions."
  • Chrysalis: ".... Oh I get it. Have that bigot and his friends do all the hard work for us, then we swoop in when the Sparkle Clone ineditably disposes of those idiots! You are brillient, Mang!"
  • Cobra: "That's why Malefor picked me."
  • Mirage: Don't push father's choice to narcissism, Mang! We still need to be careful.
  • Junjie: We always gotta be careful.
  • Hades: Yes, deal with it. Times are no longer easy for us in the Villain League as it was since our second mission in Mushu's homeland. And THAT was among the best times we had since the Lodgers formed.
  • Junjie: Whatever. So how do we start?
  • Cobra: "AHEM! This is something me and Chrysalis have to contend with alone. Anymore then us will bring unwanted attention!"
  • Jafar: "And may I ask WHY must this be a private matter between you two?"
  • Cobra: "Consider this. If the entire leage is involved, then Nefarious will get concern and get Judge Mentdayo involved faster!"
  • Captain Hook: "And how prey tell is it any better if it's just you two?"
  • Cobra: "Because Nefarious would expect a mass movement of leage forces, and not just this thing being done by little old me and Chryly."
  • Dr. FacilIer: "Your positive he isn't gonna care about what you two are doing?"
  • Cobra: "Well, as far as the good doctor believes, me and Chrysalis are going on our usual outings and picnic dates."
  • Junjie: ".... Actselly, fair point. Nefarious wouldn't distrust you two making kissy faces at eachother, nor would he trust a secret mass deployment of forces. Good call for once, Mang."
  • Cobra: "And yet you consider me an idiot, (Angerly) JUNJIE?!"
  • Junjie: "Okay, why is it that you get angry for talking about my name?!"
  • Cobra: "Apologies. That's just my nervious tick. I suffer from mental anuisums assusiated with your name due to years of pent-up hatred with your quickness to desert me when we tried to revolt against Oogway, (Angerly) JUNJIE?! (Calmly) You constint stunts don't exactly help."
  • Maleficent: "You should probulity have that looked that."
  • Cobra: I should. Now if you'll excuse us, we have business to attend to.
  • Junjie: Well then, I still must ask, how are you going to get this plan working?
  • Cobra: A lot of offense, (Angrily) JUNJIE, (Normally) but we need to keep such a plan to ourselves. We don't especially trust you with how we plan to do it. Whatever happens, we can't let that stupid domehead know what Chrysalis did!
  • Blowhole: Doubt that'll happen. If Nefarious is smart enough to make a second and stronger Biobliterator in the obvious event the other should be destroyed, he should be smart enough to figure this out.
  • Cobra: Oh, try to have faith.
  • Blowhole: Oh, faith is just relative when we're talking getting sued by an idiot robot scientist who'll seek a magic medieval-era robot judge on us. It's dumb to put this up to chance.
  • Cobra: Blowhole, it's best we can have at the moment. Cause trust me, Judge Mentdayos is not a fun guy to be punished by.... That belongs to the Funisher."
  • Tai Lung: "Oh I heard of that, he's an anti-villain that is trying to upstage the justice system and subugate criminals to "funishments" instead of actual punishments. Why couldn't Nefarious use him?"
  • Cobra: "Because Nefarious hates us and wants us to suffer. Also, the Lougers had captured him and had him arrested last year."
  • Tai Lung: F***!!
  • Cobra: Yeah. F***.
  • Tai Lung: Is there any others like him?
  • Cobra: No, and I SAID IT'S OUR MISSION!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS OUR WAY, AND WITH NO INCOMPETENT MORONS LIKE YOU!!!
  • Batso: Okay, ouch!
  • Cobra: Yeah, ouch! Because that's what you get. Now we're out! (They go through a dark portals)
  • Oogie Boogie: ".... So, since it's just Mangy-Poo and Chryly Billy..... Who wants to bet they're gonna end up screw this all up before the episode's over?"
  • Mirage: ".... Ya do realise we could be facing Judge Mentdayos infamously extreme punishments for an act of using an exact copy of an already used plan, and you want to gamble on how long it takes Mang and Chrysalis to fail this?"
  • Oogie Boogie: "Aw come on! Gambling's my coping mechimisum!"
  • Jafar: "That doesn't excuse your little sense of faith in them."
  • Makunga: "Well given that it's only gonna be two of them, it isn't like things are garrinted to end well."
  • Jafar: "Well given that the leage hasn't exactly kept a good track record of compidence, CAN WE HONESTLY BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO GO IT ALONE WITH CHRYSALIS?!"
  • Gaston: ".... Well, he's not exactly.... Wrong."
  • Mirage: (Sighs) We are so doomed.

Chapter 2: Neighsay Returns Neighsayier Than Ever

Equestria, outside of the Black Stailian Asylum.

  • Sneaking about clumsly in the bushes is the returning El Jackasso and Bullshiton, which the duo were seen in orange jumpsuits and carring a crate of TNT.
  • Jackasso: "Oh-ho-ho-ho! This'a plan'a will'a be'a brillient'a! All we have to do is blow up a wall, and then we can rescue Neighsay! He'll'a love us for it'a! And we'll see'a an'a incrise'a pay'a as a result'a!"
  • Bullshiton: "Yeah. Glad ya thoughts of it, Jack."
  • Chrysalis and Mang were seen watching the duo in secret.
  • Chrysalis: ".... Aw great. Neighsay just had to be one of the smart villains with the dumbest henchmen in the worlds."
  • Cobra: "Oh don't act like the Leage wasn't ammuned to such an unfortunate trope. It's obvious we need to secretly help make their otherwise retarded plan work without them knowing our existence. Because let's be honest. If Pred's anything to go by, Neighsay isn't going to be much of a team player when it comes to anything not a true equine."
  • Chrysalis: "Well how are we suppose to make an attempted blowing shit up plan, a netouriously stupid plan, to work?"
  • Cobra: "Simple.... Just make sure it blows up the right shit. At least Blowhole was nice enough to supply each leager with copied blueprints of Black Stailian Asylum in case if we were to ever get an interest in any of Equestria's tainted ponies."
  • Chrysalis: ".... That untentionally sounds dirty when you say that."
  • Cobra: "I meant taint as in corruption, woman! Now focus. If my caluations are correct, then Neighsay would be kept in the east wall, where they kept the devious masterminds of the asylum."
  • Chrysalis: "Well we obviously have our work cut out, because those two look stupider then a wet sack of dragon crap."
  • Cobra: "I know. They make the Frog Hunters look like they're actselly compident. Hell, they're just dressed like those two dunces in the animated Babes in Toyland movie, weirdly suggestive name BTW, and the donkey has the voice of Pinky to compliment Neighsay's infamous voice, just disguised with a faulty Italian accent. They even sang their song a few episodes back! They're just going to f*** themselves up, so let's just help the mentally disabled fatso and the goomba win so we can get this over with."
  • Chrysalis: Yeesh, ease off on the racism.
  • Cobra: Glad to know SOMEONE isn't confusing that slur for that mushroom thing in Mario's world. But I digress. Come on. (He has the bombs they had magically come to life into things similar to Mario Bob-Ombs without their knowledge as whenever they screwed up, the bombs would improvise)...
  • Chrysalis: You know, there's plenty of opportunities magic could've been used better in our plans besides that.
  • Cobra: Well, it would've been used better if I wasn't surrounded by idiots who can't even recognize when a baby isn't still a baby after 16 years.
  • Chrysalis:... Touché.
  • El Jackasso: Okay'a! LIGHT EM UPPA!!!
  • Bullshitton: Lighting them up! (Pushes down the lever as they were surprised that they blew up different places)...
  • Bullshitton/El Jackasso: Whaaaaaaaaa?
  • El Jackasso: Those aren't where we'a wanted the bombs'a!
  • Bullshitton: Oh, we're so dead!!
  • ???: Actually, you're not! (Neighsay himself came out)... You two must've had fortune smiled on you, cause I am quite impressed you managed to pull off a successful jailbreak, or more speficly, a break out in an asylum. I didn't think it was possible for you to pull it off. You blew up the armory, the bunkers, caved in everypony into their offices like jail, ironically, and only blew a safe passage for me?... I must say, this seemed too smart for you morons. I suspect you unknowingly had help.
  • El Jackasso:... Well, yes'a! We asure'a you'a boss! We totally did all this'a without ANY help whatsoeva!
  • Bullshitton: I thought-
  • El Jackasso: YOU THOUGHT'A NOTHING'A!!!
  • Neighsay: ".... Well, the impourent thing is, I have escaped. And I already have a perfect plan. I learned from the Orderlies that Sparkle was dreadfully unaware that Chrysalis, an ex-changeling queen, created evil clones of them and missed the oppertunity to really harm Sparkle in a fruitless venture torwords stealing from the Tree of Harmony, which I suspect likely failed, because the Tree of Harmony would quickly reckindise unpure imposters right away."
  • (Chrysalis): "AW, DON'T F*****G REMIND ME- (Mang muted her voice)."
  • Neighsay: ".... Ignoring that for now. Point is, I know where the subsiquint fallen clones are. But thing is, they were made from Everfree Trees and when the Tree of Harmony undid them, they became colored logs.... By that, I mean logs of timber, not anything gross you two nitwits would think, by the way. But thankfully..... I know a reknown master of wood and all things tree that is perfect for this. Now, we must make haste. That strangely brillient disabling of the staff of Black Staillian Asylum won't hold them back forever. It's not the asylum's first case involving bomb use."
  • Neighsay opened up a portal and had himself and the duo go right in it!

A beautiful forest clearing lake.

  • A huge and mighty oak tree house was seen, as an aged pony with a long leaf covered-beard and in E.E.A. clothes came out of the tree house to do his rotine meditating.
  • Aged Pony: "(Sighs).... So calm.... So peaceful....."
  • ???: "Hello, High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard."
  • Oaken Beard: (Opened up his eyes and narrowed them apawn the sight of Neighsay back in his usual outfit, along with the duo.) ".... Well, you got out, as expected. What do you want, Neighsay? I am not thrilled to see you again, given that you were one of two catalists that caused the E.E.A. to be disband."
  • Neighsay: "Alas, I had expected that I would not be popular with you at the moment, High Chanellor."
  • Oaken Beard: "FORMER, High Chanellor, in thanks to you, Neighsay!"
  • Neighsay: "But I trust that you have distaste for the school of being a secondary catalist to this downfall? After all, you are co-leader of the E.E.A."
  • Oaken Beard: "Yes.... The School.... But not nessersarly because I actselly agree to that racism of yours!"
  • Neighsay: "(Quietly) As to be expected."
  • Oaken Beard: "But because it caused you to act out to begin with! Because you exposed the E.E.A.'s unfortunate problem with holding onto outdated beliefs, King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight had University order our disbanding! I, had tried to reason with him, insisting that we only need to cleanse out the impure members..... But he insisted that the E.E.A. needed to fall. AND IT IS THANKS TO YOU?! (Magicly summons up some Rape Trees that are prepared to harm) I AM GIVING YOU A GENERIOUS CHANCE TO FLEE, OR ELSE THESE PARASITE OAKS ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN?!"
  • Neighsay: "Hear me out, Great Oaken Beard, before you subsiquiently cost us our virginity. What if I say I can give you a chance to get even a smidge of justice against Sparkle, if more preferingly, the school as a whole?"
  • Oaken Beard: ".... IT BETTER NOT INVOLVE ANOTHER FEAR WARS MONSTER?!"
  • Neighsay: "(Deadpan) You heard about that, did you?"
  • Oaken Beard: "The trees know all, hear all, and see all. With them, nothing escapes my knowledge."
  • Neighsay: "And I can use that knowledge to help me with a plan to get even with the school that costed us our jobs and Equestria's respect. How familier are you with Chrysalis and her attempt to use some trees to make clones out of?"
  • Oaken Beard had a brief seisure as the sound of a pained screech was heard as he got visions of what Chrysalis did in The Mean 6!
  • Oaken Beard: "..... Painfully, too well.... She took, the lifes of innosent trees that day, that did NOTHING to her nor played a part in her own misfortunes! I wanted to make the Parasite Oaks violate her very being?!.... But I was worried for the safety of trees to do that."
  • Bullshiton: "Wow, your like a more badass verson of the Lorax!"
  • Oaken Beard: "..... If I had a bit for every time people had compaired me to a speaker of the trees because of the modern interpreation of the old Dr. Seuss story, I would be richer then all of the Canterlot Elites."
  • Neighsay: "Well, I felt that Chrysalis wasted her time using them to steal from the Tree of Harmony,"
  • Oaken Beard: "Which unsurprisingly failed because the Tree of Harmony knew better AND was uncorrupted. Honestly, even that crazy robot alien Nefarious had the better idea to just steal a bit of engry from the tree and corrupt it to create a new tree! And before that, That Qui dragon had the incentive to actselly corrupt the original tree, before paradox shenanigans happen. Trees can feel paradoxes you know."
  • Jackasso started to gesture his hoof around his head, indicating that Oaken Beard's off his rocker, but a Rape Tree slaped his ass as he screamed!
  • Neighsay: "Ahem! My point being, she did not realise the proper potaintional the clones had. Instead of framing all of the Mane 6 of crimes and misdeeds across Equestria, AND DOING IT INTENTIONALLY, she waited it on a dead apawn arrival plan, and only cause an accsidental bond trash with Sparkle and co. by dumb luck and misfortunate happenstance."
  • Oaken Beard: ".... And am I to assume you want those unholy creations back?"
  • Neighsay: "That obviously sounds like you don't want to."
  • Oaken Beard: "Of blasted course not!! That was DARK TREE MAGIC! I use LIGHT tree magic!"
  • Jackasso: "Tree'a magic?"
  • Oaken Beard: "Pretty much the same thing the deers of the Deerlands not too far from here use. Like us, there is a good version, and a bad version. What Chrysalis used, was a dark spell she learned likely from a Blackwood Witch! And if I can guess the name, it was none other.... Then Barkrot!"
  • Bullshiton: "Pfft! Funny name!"
  • Oaken Beard: "BARKROT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER, FOOL!! She is a dark Peryton witch who mastered the ways of dark tree magic!! Her magic's a level above my own! And I have GREAT levels of tree magic!"
  • Neighsay: "But consider this..... If we make Sparkle and friends look bad..... It would make the E.E.A. look good in compairison.... That means, Celestia will be given reason to have it, rebanded."
  • Oaken Beard: "..... What good is that, if it means that I have to soil a Princess's name in the process?"
  • Neighsay: "Oh don't worry. In my eyes, Sparkle is no longer a TRUE princess for bringing mythic beasts and freaks into our boarders to learn our ways! Just as much, she is no longer your princess, for not letting you have a chance to mend the E.E.A. in a more, public friendly light!"
  • Oaken Beard: "..... Ugh...... I'm only agreeing to this to help the origanisation I once co-lead. I am not doing it for your sake, NOR to intentionally damnate Equestria's name to other races! I am only in this, to bring the E.E.A. back, and not to indulge you on your revenge fantasy!"
  • Neighsay: "As expected, fair is fair. But I expect that you at the least follow what I ask to the letter. And keep in mind. I may have to include making Sparkle and friends look fiendish and uncouth to the other races' eyes. Any sour opinion they would have onto Equestria, can't be helped. That's only because other races have not our purity."
  • Oaken Beard: "Ugh... I have no choice then. But if it ends up going torwords war, I WILL make the clones expose themselves! I will only go as far, as international distrust! Nothing more, nothing less!"
  • Neighsay: "Admitingly, just having a civil war would be too, drumatic and hypocritically dangerous to Equstria on my part.... A deal's a deal. I'll only agree to have the clones make ponies look, minorly distasteful."
  • Oaken Beard: ".... But be warned, Neighsay. If I found out if you had darker intentions, or if someone worse hi-jacks this, I, WILL, PERSONALLY, HAVE A PARASITE OAK HELP ME TURN YOUR CARCUSS IN TO THE PRINCESSES THEMSELVES?! UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Neighsay: That's a little extreme. Given how ungentle these trees tend to be, I might end up dead or horrendusly trumatised by the time they do take me to the princesses. You have plant power, just send me straight to Black Stallion Asylum, these two bumblers back to their originating prison, AND have your killer trees attack and kill those 'hijackers'? Whoever they might be, it would probably be Chrysalis and her otherworldly boyfriend leader of the Villain League trying to steal back the clones because they're afraid they just ripped off Nefarious' recent plan because of some old villain code from a bygone era.
  • Cobra: (Quietly) ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS, IS IT SO OBVIOUS?!?
  • Chrysalis: (Quietly) To be fair, he was the leader of an Education Group. Alchourse he would be this smart! Also, we have a bad track record of being obvious now-a-days.
  • Cobra: "(Quietly) Ohhh, poo. This is going to be harder then I anpisipated."
  • Oaken Beard: Be that if it may, you're still to equally blame for their success.
  • Neighsay: Regardless, you're not going to hear the end of it when you get accused of murdering me, even if by accsident in trying to turn me in with your Parasite Oaks. It won't matter, TOO MUCH, who I am, or even if the Princesses don't particularly care of me, it's still murder. They'll go after you on principal alone.
  • Oaken Beard: If it comes to that-
  • Neighsay: Oh save the excuses, you'll never last if it comes to that. Plant power can only help you for so long until they can find a perfect counter or someone to cancel them out. This is for the better of Equestria. This is not about me. What I intend is for the greater good. Princess Twilight is not a rightful princess. She's committed too many mistakes to say she should stay a princess. She risked war with the yaks, and I know, I know, that was WAY before the school and that Rutherford was actselly made into a dope by a bitter brother. Perhaps you would like more, modern and actselly related to the school exsamples. And the biggest one, is that she once attempted to steal from the hippogriffs, and just recently she displayed risky behavior by accusing three fillies she knew too well of sabotaging a student's studies out of spite, when it turned out that same student intentionally fail to make those fillies look acceptable by looking like utter dunderheads in friendship, but Sparkle got the wrong message and played the fool until that child got buyer's remorse and exposed herself to Sparkle's protosai. Now, you may say that it doesn't really count because it happened to children native to Equestria, a fair arguement, but consider this: That kind of behavior, still only proves my point. Just imagine that if she was to behave like that to any other interracial student, even if they were to deserve it, imagine how potentially dangerous that could be for Equestria!
  • Oaken Beard:...... (Sighs) Very well, Neighsay. You've got me in a box.
  • Neighsay: "Perfect. Now, let's go pay the tree of harmony a due visit and find those logs. (The four settled off through a portal)."
  • Cobra:... Great. Ignoring the obviousness of our mission, where did you even leave those colored logs?
  • Chrysalis: "I left them where the Tree of Harmony, genius! You did think I bothered having anything to do with them after they got turned?!"
  • Cobra: "Right, stupid question. But in all seriousness, you seriously did nothing to the logs? Not even destroy them?"
  • Chrysalis: "Why bother? I figured those mares would be absint-minded enough to use them as firewood or something."
  • Cobra: "Well chances are likely they desided to go home after how the clones inadvertingly gave them the WORSE CAMPING EXSPEARIENCE EVER! Since the episode never exactly had you two meet eachother, they're not gonna assume anything related to you! As far as the Main 7 feel, all that mean talk was stress from being lost in the woods driving them bonkers!"
  • Chrysalis: "So, your saying that those logs would still be there?"
  • Cobra: "Yes! Which in one hand would make it easy for those four to fine, but in the other, that means that NEFARIOUS would know where the evidence was!"
  • Chrysalis: "Well no problem! We'll just make sure Neighsay, the morono brothers and Treebeard over there get to those logs first."
  • Cobra: "Not a problem. Let's just hope that Nefarious remains absint minded about this. Let's follow those 4!" (They teleported after them)

Chapter 3: The Mean Six Restored

The Tree of Harmony.

  • The four arrived to the tree of harmony's cave and found the colored logs.
  • Neighsay: ".... Well, thank goodness Chrysalis didn't had the incentive to obliterate the logs after the Tree of Harmony undid their existence."
  • Oaken Beard: "Well that's just lazy. What, did she figure a near-by camper would use those as fire wood or something?"
  • Neighsay: "Or in this case, she figured Sparkle and friends would do so for her. Another proven case of the Princess's incompidence. And one of which, I'm willing to use against her. (Picks up the logs). Let's find a safer place to revive these clones in. If we do it here, the Tree of Harmony will only repeat what got them as logs to begin with."
  • Oaken Beard: "As it naterolly would. Starswirl made that tree capable to cleanse corruption near it's preasence when it is a direct threat to it. Clearly Chrysalis had no prior understanding to this."
  • Neighsay: "Then it does not ease me into thinking that any other non-pony would. (Walks off with the duo and Oaken)."

A secluded part of the Castle of the Two Sisters.

  • Oaken Beard: "(As the 4 arrived).... This place feels private enough to do the rejuvination ritual."
  • Neighsay: "Then do it."
  • Oaken Beard: ".... You would need to give me enough space to use the spell. It gets intense mid rejuvination. (Neighsay and the duo got very further away)..... (Oaken Beard entered a meditating position and began to utilised a very complex and foreboding nature based bagic as the Logs glowed being surrounded by magic leafs. A blinding flash occured around the logs, causing Neighsay and the duo to flinch! When the flash was done, the Mean Six were restored, as they were lead down by the magic)....."
  • Mean Fluttershy: "(Wakes up) Ughhhhh, what the f*** now?"
  • Mean Pinkie: "(Gets up too) If this is hell, or, Tar-tar-us, or whatever, then I'm actselly disappointed as balls."
  • Mean Rarity: "A CASTLE?! THAT MEANS THERE'S LOOT?! AND THEY'RE MINE?! (ZOOMS OFF TO LOOT THE CASTLE WHILE LAUGHING MANIACLY?!)"
  • Mean Applejack: ".... Well this is a charming place. I do like me some anichent ruins s***."
  • Mean Twilight got up and opened her eyes drumaticly with an angry glare.
  • Mean Twilight: ".... For a thoundson years, we law dorment, who dares disterb our-"
  • Mean Rainbow Dash: "Bitch, we've been inactive for nearly 2 months."
  • Mean Twilight: "DAMN IT YOU FOOL, I WAS TRYING TO BE DRUMATIC?!"
  • Mean Rainbow Dash: DRAMA IS KILLED IF THE LINE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, JACKASS!!! (The six argue)
  • Oaken Beard: ".... (Quietly) What horrid dopplegangers did I just agree to bring back?"
  • Mean Twilight: "ENOUGH!!!... (To Oaken Beard) Okay oldster. Out with it. Why bring us back? Did Chrysalis tell you to? OR ARE YOU CHRYSALIS?!"
  • Oaken Beard: "I assure you, I bare no assusiation with the fallen Changeling Queen. See, I have been made to bring you products of dark tree magic back by him. (Points to Neighsay)....."
  • Mean Twilight: "(As Mean Rarity comes back with a crap load of stuff) And, who, is that?"
  • Neighsay: "Allow me to introduse myself.... I, am Neighsay. And I'm here to explain the full story on what happened that day.... (Makes a magic tape and tv with video player appeared) Via Television. (Uses it as it plays "The Mean Six" Episode.")"

An entire viewing later.

  • Mean Applejack: "..... Oh so THAT'S what actselly happened."
  • Mean Rarity: "MINE!? (Grabs the TV) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
  • Mean Pinkie: ".... Well no wonder we acted weird with eachother."
  • Mean Twilight: "And yet more proof why leaving that idiot bug horse was a wise investment."
  • Mean Fluttershy: "HA! I really liked how I framed that whiny bitch REAL me and made those dumb animals mad at her!"
  • Mean Rainbow Dash was snoring.
  • Neighsay: ".... At least I got 4 out of two. Ahem. Anyway, since Chrysalis was a clumsy master, I am willing to offer a proper chance for you 6 to do evil."
  • Mean Twilight: "Tch, and what makes you confident we don't eventually dump you too when you inevitably bore us?"
  • Oaken Beard: "Don't forget, product of Dark Tree Magic. You are in the presience of a Light Tree Magic master. Just as much I brought back, (Magicly causes the six pain as they winced!)..... I can undo your sad existence and cleansed the dark tree magic Chrysalis used!"
  • Mean Twilight: "(Breaths heavily)..... Convincing enough arguement."
  • Neighsay: "Now, before I get down to business, I would like to give you six new names, so I don't end up stupidly running into your real counterparts. For now on, you are to be known as, (Mean Pinkie) Bully Pie, (Mean Fluttershy) Bitchershy, (Mean Applejack) Crabapplejack, (Mean Rarity) Lady Hoarder, (Mean Rainbow Dash) Lazy Dash, (Mean Twilight) And finally.... Noon Apostate."
  • Lazy Dash: "..... Those names are actselly lazior then me."
  • Bully Pie: I would've gone with S*** Pie!
  • Bitchershy: And have everypony laugh at you? I don't think so.
  • Noon Apostate: "But, they do sound like they're, approbeate."
  • Bully Pie: "Wait, the hell's an "Apostate"? That a name of an obscure organ or something?"
  • Neighsay: "Actselly, an Apostate is a person who renounces a religious or political belief or principle-"
  • Lazy Dash: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!"
  • Noon Apostate: "..... Abrupt as that was, it is wasting our valuable time. I would like to cut to the chase, Neighsay."
  • Neighsay: "Very well. I will have each of you assigned to different parts of the lands. Noon, I want you and Crabapple to cause some ruckus with the Hippogriffs and the Seaponies. And Noon, be sure to be espeically unpleasent to a Hippogriff named Novo. Your counterpart is on, unsteady terms. Bully, I want you to really upset those yaks of Yakyakistan-"
  • Bully Pie: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER!) OH THE RIFFING MATERIAL FOR THAT NAME ALONE?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY?!)"
  • Neighsay: "Yes, yes, get RIGHT onto that! Just, one thing... No swearing."
  • Bully Pie: WHAT?! THAT'S THE PART I LOVE!!!
  • Neighsay: Well thing is, the real Pinkie Pie never, EVER, swears. The idea of it is almost stupidly rare to the point that if she DOES curse, people would quickly guess that something's wrong! Or in the case of the yaks, Rutherford's brother would be the one to make that guess and make his less intelligent people aware of this. The whole point of making the ponies look bad is to act closely to them.
  • Bully Pie: Ugh, fine!
  • Neighsay: "Good. Now, Lady Hoarder, I want you to be in the dragon lands. They have an oh so large amounts of wealth that you would die for."
  • Lady Hoarder's eyes turned into dollar signs as a ca-ching was heard!
  • Neighsay: "Bitchershy, I want you to go to the Changeling Hive and hurt the feelings of every little larva or growing pupa Changeling to make yourself, or rather, your counterpart, look as deplorable to the Changelings as much as possable! Now, that only leaves the Griffins. And since I have Crabapplejack be assigned to the Seaponies, I believe, you may need an additional clone. (Brings up Chrysalis' discarded photo of Starlight, and a piece of her hair from her brush in the castle.).... Bull, Jack, you brought the wood I promise?"
  • Jackasso: "Just this dirty old log from that swamp (Bullshitton clumsly slammed the log down), is that good enough?"
  • Neighsay: "It'll do for short notice. (Places the photo and the hair down, and zaps the tree to make a marking of Starlight's cutie mark)..... Oaken Beard?"
  • Oaken Beard: "(Sighs relucently), Your lucky I expected that you would add a last minute change. But be warned that I will only pardon this one! (Uses the same spell to use on the log with the items as they flash, breaking the log, and creating a new Starlight, but in more reminence to her Season 5 look)....."
  • Mean Starlight: ".... (Starts speaking russian) Я НЕНАВИЖУ КУЛЬТУРНЫЕ МАРКИ!"
  • Oaken Beard: ".... Oh dear. It seems the clone has a side-effect of being made to speak in traditional impure Hippogriff languise."
  • Mean Starlight: "Я, ЗВЕЗДНЫЙ ГЛИММЕР, СДЕЛАЮ ЛУЧШИЙ УТОПИЙСКИЙ МИР !?"
  • Lazy Dash: "FOR F*** SAKES, SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH TO SPEAK ENGLISH?!"
  • Noon: "Ugh, let me, you dolts!" (She does that)
  • Mean Starlight: (Russian accent) UGH! FILTHY SPELLS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AFTER HANGOVER OR WEIRD DREAM!!
  • Lazy Dash:... You're joking, right?
  • Noon: Look, asshole, my spells aren't exactly as flawless as the real me! She's still bound to have the accent.
  • Mean Starlight: JUST GIVE ORDERS!!!
  • Bullshitton:...... Eh, we're gamblers.
  • Neighsay: NO WE ARE NOT!!! We're not taking out the clone like THIS!! Who would think that's the real Starlight after hearing that accent?
  • Mean Starlight: I am growing impatient.
  • Neighsay: Well MAKE patience! We're calling you Comi Glimmer.
  • Comi:... Wow, how insensitive.
  • Neighsay: Cry me a river. You've got a mission in griffin territory, but we can't do anything with you until we completely remove that accent of yours. So take this! (Gives out a book that reads "How to speak without accents") And be sure to practice this book very well."
  • Comi: "Da, comrade!"
  • Cobra and Chrysalis were listening in secret.
  • Cobra: "(Quietly) Okay, now this series is REALLY pushing the communisum compairisons with Starlight abit too much now!"
  • Chrysalis: "(Quietly) Feels stranglely complimentory, actselly."
  • Lazy Dash: "Hey wait. Not meaning to sound like I give a f***, but.... What about me?"
  • Neighsay: "Oh, simple. Just be lazy and frustraighting to the Perytons in light of the school's recent new student from them. Also, don't be shy to have that lazyness be a detriment."
  • Lazy Dash: "Finally, a plan that works around my schedule."
  • Bully Pie: Well, let's get started.
  • Noon:..... Wait a minute...... We're being watched.
  • Bitchershy: And how would you know that?
  • Noon: I'm an Alicorn. I can sense these kind of things.
  • Neighsay: Uh, let's worry about that later.
  • Noon: Don't be foolish. We can't move forward without the likelihood of being ratted out. You want us to be ratted out?
  • El Jackasso:... She'sa got a point'a.
  • Neighsay: Even if that's true, how do we know you're not-
  • Noon: Do not attempt to change the subject. You're probably just scared that Plant Pony here will make you pay when we turn out right.
  • El Jackasso: OH, COME ON'A, IS IT THAT OBVIOUS'A?!?
  • Neighsay:...... (Dubbed as NC Brain) Goddamn it, Jack, can't you do one f*****g thing right?!
  • ???: Doubt it, because it's always been unavoidable anyway. (Cobra and Chrysalis came out)
  • Neighsay/Noon: YOU!!!
  • Chrysalis: Did you miss us? (She immobilized Oaken Beard and the Mean Six with Changeling slime)... I made you six.... And if I had the proper mindset to do the framing plan, that would include the seven one, even IF it was Glimmer, because I made that photo first! You just found it... And thus you belong to me... AND the Villain League!
  • Neighsay: "Let me guess: Is this about how that Dr. Nefarious would sue you bunch for this?"
  • Cobra: "Sorry if it ended up being too obvious, Neighsayer. But at least take I'll comfert in knowing that your not exactly liked enough to warn people about this. But, you can at least be at ease in knowing that me and Chryly were behind how your dumb henchmen were able to free you so easily."
  • Neighsay: "I'd figured as such."
  • Jackasso: "So THAT'S what'a happened!"
  • Bullshiton: "I thought that was too smartly exicuted for us! (Jackasso smacked him!) OWIE?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Ugh, so glad I rarely had the problem of henchmen that were too dumb to funtion. Though Thorax ended up being TOO NICE FOR REIGN LONGEVITY?!"
  • Crabapplejack: LET US GO, BUG!!!!
  • Cobra: I'm afraid we can't do that. It's no longer personal. Now... It's business. (They teleport off while releasing Oaken Beard)......
  • Neighsay:...... Um... No hard feelings I turned out right?
  • Oaken Beard: ".... You DO realise that I WILL have to contend with you three myself, correct?!"
  • Bullshiton: "..... Your gonna throw us back into imprisonments, are ya?"
  • Oaken Beard: "I would, but I desided to play it smart! (Summons some ents to grab the Three) Since it's likely those two will adopt your straigity to get the races to turn against us, I will instead have to warn the Princesses!"
  • Neighsay: ".... Oh poo. And worse off, I half-expected this as well. It makes this situation worse."
  • Oaken-Beard teleported off with the captured three and ents.

Cobra and Chrysalis' location.

  • The Mean 7 were entangled in slime.
  • Noon: "You two do realise that Oaken might have more credablity with everyone then Neighsay, right?"
  • Cobra: "Hence why we will move faster then before the alarm is cast. Basicly, we'll adopt Neighsay's suggestions for you bunch. And I have a means to ensure obedience with you 7. (Readies his charm) I am going to use this charm to equilise your rampent corruption so aren't so quick to be so incompetent and/or prone to predictable betrayals."
  • Comi: "No magic can dominate the will of Cuite Markisum!"
  • Cobra: "Oh get ready to be VERY disappointed in that outdated philosify."
  • Noon: Bitch, what makes you think your spells can't be undone? I happen to know that Queen Novo's family are renowned empaths who can read feelings. Not to mention that Changelings have good intuition in reading falsehoods due to being falsehoods for eons.
  • Chrysalis:... That's sadly true. Never figured that would backfire on us. Neither did Neighsay, the overcompident blowhard.
  • Cobra: "He would eventually when he has a chance to think things through."
  • Noon: Griffins wouldn't be easily swayed, Yakbrain is impossible to fool, even if you used his infamous trigegrword of "Brotherford", and dragons won't let their treasury be stolen that easily. We'd be dead in seconds. You're just wasting your time.
  • Cobra: That is why you brats will figure it out for yourselves. (He casts the charm as all but Noon were affected)
  • Noon:... (Faking) We are at your command, master!
  • Cobra:... Kinda thought she wouldn't be affected if she had the real Twilight's occlumency abilities. However, I'll go with it. But I will play it safe and keep a firm eye on you the most. Chrysalis warned me well on how your a tricky one.
  • Noon: Well, Bob's your uncle, spells often have time to develop in clones. We technically never lived for too long. You want us to do a little sabotage in friendship?... Trust me, there'll be no friends for ANY of them when this is over!
  • Cobra: "Well, be kept in mind that since you came in too easily, that trust is on uneasy waters, but, since I can't entirely disprove you, I'll have to go with it for now. Now, time for you 7 to carry out your jobs."

Mount Aris.

  • Noon and Crabapplejack appeared on it's beach.
  • Noon: ".... Okay, Crabapplejack. You contend with the Sea Ponies, while I go have my fun with the Hippogriffs."
  • Crabapplejack: "But how am I suppose to upset them?"
  • Noon: "How does one upset any under water socity? Just get some garbage and/or oil and start polluting like a bitch! Oh, and maybe some radioactive materials for deviously good measure!"
  • Crabapplejack: "I dislike the way you think."
  • Noon: ".... Your lucky I know that your sthick is that your a dirty lier, so I quickly deduce that you liked my idea. Now get busy! (Flies up to the top of the Mountain)!"
  • Crabapplejack looked around and saw three staillians in suits carring cans and barrols of garbage, oil, and radioactive waste.
  • First Pony: "Man, being a garbage collector for equestria is hard work."
  • Second Pony: "Well being an oil tycoon lacks simplisity as well. It is not easy to make eviomentally friendly rigs and boats not at risk of oilspills you know."
  • 3rd: "Tch, try to be in the atomic engery business and then talk to be how hard it is!"
  • Garbage Pony: "Hey guys, how's about we take a quick break in the new Dunken Donuts they opened up near the beach if our work's so tough."
  • Oil Tycoon Pony: "Sounds brillient, my good garbage man."
  • Hazmat Pony: "Yeah I can take a break of being around hazordious materials. We'll just leave them out here and not worry about any ne're do wells doing anything malicious with them as if we were randomly placed here for the sake of a plot for an episode."
  • The three went straight into the dunkin donuts.
  • Crabapplejack arrived to the containers snickering.
  • Crabapplejack: "Suckers. (Starts chucking the garbage cans and barrols of oil and radioactive waste into the waters as their contents leaked and having adverse effects in sea pony communities, including Shore's hometown.) (Sees Seaponies rising off, escaping the hazordious wave of trash, oil and radioactive waste.) (The three ponies quickly ran out and saw the damage and looked at Crabapplejack!)."
  • Garbage Pony: "WHAT THE F***, LADY?! YOU'RE GONNA COST US OUR JOBS?!"
  • Oil Tycoon Pony: "AND MY BUSINESS?!"
  • Hazmat Pony: "AND POTAINTIONALLY ENDANGER EQUESTRIA AND THE DAMN EVIOMENT, BITCH?!"
  • Crabapplejack: "It was like that when I got here!"
  • Garbage Pony: "Wait a minute.... Aren't you Applejack?"
  • Oil Tycoon Pony: "And did you, just lie?!"
  • Hazmat Pony: "Aw crap, either Discord relapsed or another Draconequus made her a lier again!"
  • Treasure Trove and Maritime arrived!
  • Treasure: "Applejack did this?!"
  • Maritime: "Why would you do this?!"
  • Crabapplejack: "I wanted to see what new creatures I can make with that stuff."
  • Maritime: "WHAT IN THE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?!"
  • Crabapplejack: "Actselly yes, and I was looking for them under all this garbage, oil, and waste."
  • Trove: "Okay, either you have gone mad, or fell into the control of another Rogue Draconequus!"
  • Maritime: "Either way, you will answer for this crime, Miss Apple?!"
  • Crabapplejack: "CATCH ME FIRST, YA ALLAGATOR GARS?! (Runs off!)"
  • Bikini: "(Shows up) GET HER?! (The three each of Sea Ponies and the trio went after Crabapplejack)."

At the top of the Mountain.

  • Noon was walking about and saw Queen Novo and Skystar as Hippogriffs were having a get-togather.
  • Queen Novo: "(Looks to see Noon).... Princess Twilight? What brings you here, even dispite your exile that, let's be honest, nobody seems to take too seriously, why, is it for another filed trip your doing? I already had Seaspray signed that for me when Spike got here, and-"
  • Noon: "BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT?!"
  • The Hipoogriffs gasped in surprise....
  • Queen Novo: ".... Ugh, I knew this was coming. Look, if it's about how I didn't helped against Storm King, I already made my reasons clear. Now, may I suggest you vent that shark-nasty attatude elsewhere and come back when you want to be nice?"
  • Noon: "Actselly, this is different. I, the princess of friendship, have decreed that your pearl is too dangerious for you to have! What if you had an undesireable that would use it for malitious intentions!?"
  • Queen Novo: "(Quietly) Oh please don't tell me she ran into Backwater. (Openly) Ahem. Sparkle, I ensure you that the pearl only works for me."
  • Noon: "THEN WHY WERE YOU AFRAID OF THE STORM KING COMING AFTER IT?!"
  • Queen Novo: "He mainly wanted to absorb the pearl for it's powers, Sparkle, not nessersarly the pearl on it's own!"
  • Noon: "So that pearl can have it's powers sipen, eh? Then by Equestrian law, I would have to consinsate it and lock it up in Hayfield 64!"
  • Queen Novo: "Depends, did Celestia approved of this?"
  • Noon: "Pffft! Bitch, I'm my own princess, I don't need a hasbeen's approval on ANYTHING?! Nor do I need YOURS, YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA?! (Novo got mad at Noon at this as the Hippogriffs are shocked!)....."
  • Skystar: ".... Mom, calm down, I don't think Sparkle's being herself right now. Something feels, way off. Her feelings feel WAY off for that to be the real Twilight."
  • Skybeak: "Actselly, yes. You feel, funny. Princess Sparkle, are you even yourself today?"
  • Queen Novo: "WELL IF THAT'S SO, THEN I'M DRAGGING YOUR PONYTAIL STRAIGHT INTO CELESTIA TO TALK ABOUT THIS, YOUNG LADY?!"
  • Noon: "Catch me first, No-go! (Teleports off laughing as off camera another teleport sound was heard, likely having recovered Crabapplejack!)"
  • Novo was growling intensely!

Yakyakistan

  • Bully Pie appeared just outside.
  • Bully Pie: ".... Since I can't really cuss, there goes my freaking riff material. I need another way to mess with these freaking yaks. (Sees that not too far, a sleeping Snow Serpent was seen).... A giant ice snake?.... Oh Bully, you evil genius you. (Zooms up to Snow Serpent and puts a saddle on it) YIPPIE-KAI-YAY, SNAKE BOY?!"
  • The Snow Serpent woke in surprise and started to screech in trying to get Bully Pie off of it, as it slithers straight into Yakyakistan and crashed through the door, rampaging as the Yaks freaked out!
  • Rutherford and Yakbrain both came out and saw this!
  • Rutherford: "WHAT PINK PONY DOING WITH SNOW SERPENT?!"
  • Yakbrain was in a paniced state and hid away!
  • Yakbrain: "CLEARLY HAVING LOST HER MIND?!"
  • Bully Pie: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY?! (The Screeching Snow Serpent crashes through Yak huts and ruined bits and pieces of their culture! Young Yaks screamed in terror as they barely got squashed by the banging tail of the Snow Serpent!) RODEO CHAMPION, RIGHT HERE?! (The Snow Serpent flings Bully Pie out of Yakyakistan as she shouted, then the Snow Serpent sense fear and looked at the paniced young yaks)
  • The Snow Serpent roared as the young Yaks ran away, as the adults charged in and began to do battle with the Serpent!
  • Rutherford: "..... BROTHER YAKBRAIN?! GO FIND PINK PONY AND TELL HER SHE NO HONORARY YAK ANYMORE?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Would it not make more sense if I ask WHY Pinkie desided to play rodeo with a Snow Serpent?!"
  • Rutherford: "..... Do that too. BUT IF SHE NO GIVE GOOD REASON, THEN SHE NO HONORARY YAK NO MORE?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Okay okay, fine! I'll go seek Miss Pie out!"

Bully Pie's location.

  • Bully Pie's head was seen stuck in the snow as Yakbrain had already ran up to her.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Miss Pie? MISS PIE?!"
  • Bully Pie pulled her head out gasping!
  • Bully Pie: "OH CELESTIA, THAT ICE, MAN?!"
  • Yakbrain: ".... Miss Pie, I know you have a rather intense history of going mental, BUT DOING RODEO TRICKS ON TOP OF A SNOW SERPENT?! I figured that even without your friends that you knew better then that! You were lucky that beast couldn't sense your fear with it's fear sensing pits and-"
  • Bully Pie: "AW, BUG OFF, BROTHERFORD?!"
  • Yakbrain got a surprised face as he dropped his jaw.....
  • Yakbrain: ".... MISS PIE?! I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE AGAINST INSULTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!"
  • Bully Pie: "Well shows you on how much you know, Braini-Yak!"
  • Bully Pie ran off laughing!
  • Yakbrain: "I WILL HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH MISS SPARKLE, YOU KNOW?! SHE WILL BE MOST UNDELIGHTED?!"

Dragon Lands

  • Lady Hoarder appeared on it's grounds.
  • Lady Hoarder looked at a sign that read "Dragon Hoarding Caves, just west of the nesting grounds"......
  • Lady Hoarder made a deviously cartoonish chackle in already picturing that wealth and follows the signs direction!
  • Hoarder: This will be dazzling! (She ran in and Hallelujah choirs played as she found an entire hoard of treasure)... Must... Have... TREASURE!!!! (Snatches it all cartoonishly and ends up dragging it in a giant bag as it was noticed by Ember and Dragoflas)...
  • Ember:... Rarity, do I even wanna know what choas-indused drugs you're on to think THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?! You're lucky that Basil warned me about your weakness for material wealth so I would half-expect this!
  • Hoarder: NO! BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR ALICORN GODS DARN BUSINESS!!!
  • Dragoflas: You're stealing our entire treasury. That's ENTIRELY our business. This seems... Unlike the Element of Generosity to do this. I mean, granted, you did gave ol' Basil some trouble about this awhile back, but, I kinda figured that part of you would die out at this point. Are you suffering a relapse in character, Rares?
  • Hoarder: WELL I JUST RAN OUTTA JEWELS TO A WAVE OF FRESH CLIENTILE AND I NEEDED TO FREAKING RESTOCK, SO I GOT NO CHOICE!!! THEY'RE MINE!!!! MINE I SAYS!!!
  • Dragoflas:... You're not Rarity.
  • Ember: "Then you're either an imposter, an evil clone, or just as much an evil twin sister of the real Rarity, or you were turned victim to a particularly doughey Draconequus."
  • Hoarder: Oh, aren't I the real Rarity? How's THIS look? (She exposes herself to them immapprobeately as they fainted)... Hah! Even works on that gross Spike! Never knew it worked on dragons. (She rolls away with the stolen jewel bag)

Changeling Hive Ball

  • Vespa:... So... First date in a while, huh?
  • Pharynx: Totally. And of all days, on the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Especially with Thorax and Ann-Tena hitting it off.
  • Vespa: (Chuckles) They make adorable dancers.... NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU DANCE, LOVER BOY!! (She dances with him as he blushes heavily)
  • ???: HEY, UGLY BUGS!!!! (Bitchershy came in)....
  • Thorax:... Fluttershy! Surprised you decided to come to the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Though, judging from that rather mean comment, I, take it you're in a bad mood today? Was Angel being immensely difficult again?
  • Bitchershy: "Wouldn't you like to know, ANTLER BOY?!"
  • Thorax: ".... Oh dear. As if it wasn't bad enough that bronies get this wrong. They're suppose to be manables, Fluttershy."
  • Bitchershy: "Then why the junk aren't they in your mouth?"
  • Thorax: "Cause it would be hard to talk with them like that?"
  • Bitchershy: "Ya do realised that the fans are rather ticked off with you losers, right? People kinda liked you guys better when you were ugly and gross! But because Hasbro doesn't find black on good guys marketable, you've all been turned into rainbow puke stains! (The Changelings gasped hurt!)."
  • Pharynx: ".... Okay Broma, cut the crap! This is a new low even for you! (But then he saw that La Broma was seen spiking the punch).... Wait a minute..... If that's La Broma, then you- (Looks at Bitchershy)..... Tch, okay Chrysalis, what're you trying to pull here?! I mean, I can get behind trying to frame the Main 6 to be assholes, BUT YOU GO FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE?! FLUTTERSHY BEING MEAN!? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THEN TRYING TO MAKE EVIL CLONES TO STEAL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?!"
  • Bitchershy: "Oh trust me, reindeer, I'm 100% the one and only "Cute Little Fluttershy"! Cause if it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and SOUNDS like a duck, then it's a duck!"
  • Pharynx: "Okay, maybe Chrysalis is abit of a streach cause she usually drops the act after being called out, BUT MY INTUITION IS STILL BETTING ON YOU BEING AN IMPOSTER?! Your trying to imitate someone who couldn't even hurt a parasprite, much less act like a racist c**t who's nostaglic for the old forms!"
  • Bitchershy: "Bet ya can't say that in the Friendship School, shorty! (Pharynx started to get raging) Because for the older brother, you seem awfully shorter then him!"
  • Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE KING?! ROYAL CHANGELINGS TEND TO BE TALLER THEN EVERYONE ELSE?! OKAY, IMPOSTER OR NOT, (Turns into an Assulter Beetle) I'M GONNA KICK THAT DAUNTY ASS OF YERS?!"
  • Bitchershy: "Catch me first, tough guy! (Zooms off as she laughs maniacly and disappears to Noon's magic!)"
  • Pharynx was raging out of control!
  • Thorax: "..... Oh dear."

Griffinstone.

  • It was another typically boring day for the Griffins of Griffinstone.
  • Gabby was seen hanging out with Gilda.
  • Gabby: "Gilda, I am so glad you're visiting from the Lougers after a long stream of fighting weirdo bad buys to help talk about making Griffinstone a nicer place to be."
  • Gilda: "Well, I kinda have to. Since it's very unlikely we would ever see the Idol of Boreas ever again, I do need to work on making Griffinstone better then it is now."
  • Gabby: "Though, did you have to bring him along? (Icky was seen playing a gambling game with two other griffins)."
  • Gilda: "(Sighs), He's abit of a gambler. He heard about how griffins liked gambling and wanted in on that s***."
  • Gabby: "Okay, if we're going to make Griffinstone nicer, we DO need to cut back on the cursing a bit."
  • Gilda: " Tch. Ya know Gabs, it's like your a pony trapped in a griffin's body."
  • Gabby: "It would explained why I wanted a cutie-mark though. Well, back to talking about getting Griffinstone up and running. Quite a cowinkydink that Greta was a building architect, right?"
  • Gilda: "That really surprised me when I found that out. She would so be a big help in sprucing up this dump."
  • The Ground and buildings began to shake as a russain tank repainted in Starlight's colors was arriving in Griffinstone, surprising them!
  • Icky was snapped out of his gambling streak and saw this.....
  • Gilda: "..... What, the, f***?!"
  • Comi opened up the tank!
  • Comi: "(Finally without the accent) GLORY TO MY CUTIE-MARKLESS EMPIRE?!"
  • Icky: "Awwww, crap! Did Starlight have a relapse?! AND HOW THE F*** DID SHE GET A RUSSIAN TANK, I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF MAGIC?!"
  • Gilda: "Okay, Starlight, I get that constintly working as a guidence counsler can get boring if you have nobody to, guide, BUT RELAPSING BACK TO THAT CUTIE MARXISUM S***?! SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Comi: "Don't you see, comrade girffins!"
  • Gilda/Icky: "Comrade griffins?"
  • Comi: "AFTER HOURS OF TOILING TO GUIDE THE ISSUES OF SNOT-NOSE BRATS, (The Soviet National Anthem began to play), I REMEMBER MY TRUE CALLING OF MAKING A PERFECT CUTIE MARKLESS UTOPIA WHERE WE CAN ALL BE EQUIL AND WITHOUT A BUTT TATTOO TELLING US WHAT TO DO?! IT WAS THE VISION OF BEAK-BUCK TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN?! (A flag with an equil sign has appeared waving behind her) IT IS EQUESTRIA'S DESTENY TO HAVE THIS PERFECT WORLD?! AND I WILL SEE IT HAPPEN?!"
  • Gabby: ".... And, how is bringing a tank to Griffinstone gonna do it? We don't have cutie marks."
  • The music died down as the flag disappeared....
  • Comi: "..... Because...... I, need an army for me to control?"
  • Icky: ".... Ok, are you sure your actselly Starlight, and not some wanna-be wanting to follow the path the real deal long abandoned and/or a secret evil twin sister, that she NEVER TOLD ANYONE SHE HAD?!"
  • Comi: "Da, I'm positive!"
  • Gilda: "..... Since when do you speak russian/traditional impure hippogriff words, "Starlight"?"
  • Comi realised the mistake.....
  • Comi: "...... BE IN MY ARMY OR SUFFER!! (Aims the cannon at Gilda's and Icky's location!)"
  • Icky/Gilda: "OH, S*******************!! (The two and Gabby dodged as the cannon fired?!)"
  • Comi: "I WILL HAVE AN ARMY TO MAKE MY UTOPIA HAPPEN?!"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "(Showing up) Not interested! That Cutie Mark Communisum s*** made the Impures look bad! And we already have our own controversey as it is with Goldstone's little stunt! You want an army? Go find something else!"
  • Stupid Griffin: "Like, a magical mirror pool that let's you make clones of yourself?"
  • Comi: "..... BRILLIENT?! I'LL GO USE THAT INSTEAD?! (Takes the tank to leave Griffinstone)...."
  • Grandpa Gruff: "..... OKAY, WHO WAS THE MORON THAT GAVE HER THAT IDEA?!"
  • Stupid Griffin: "Sorry, Gruff."
  • Grandpa Gruff: "DAMN IT, RETARD TED?! ONCE AGAIN, YA SCREWED UP?! NOW, I HAVE TO FLY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SCHOOL, TO COMPLAIN TO SPARKLE, ABOUT HER CRAZED GUIDENCE COUNSLER, GOING BACK TO CUTIE MARK COMMUNISUM?! (Flew off angerly!)"
  • Icky: ".... Gilds, ya don't think something screwy is going on, did ya?"
  • Gilda: "I'm starting to think this is related to that Mean 6 episode we had been meaning to warn them about but got too distracted to do."
  • Icky: "Well now might be a damn good time to do so! (Brings out the transporter) We need to warn the Lougers ASAP!"
  • Icky and Gilda teleported away with the transporter.
  • Gabby: ".... (Sighs).... It is never a normal day with Gilda anymore."

Mount Borges

  • Lazy Dash arrived to the Peryton Kingdom, lazily.
  • Lazy Dash: "Time to wreck s*** the best way I know how..... Not giving a major f***. (Roosts on top of a founder's statue to sleep, as it caused the statue to lean over and break in being made of fragile wood, as the statue crashed, shocking the Perytons)..... Eh, not my problem."
  • Prominade showed up!
  • Prominade: "HEY YOU GLORIFIVED RAINBOW FACTORY?! THAT WAS THE STATUE OF OUR NATION'S FOUNDER?! And of course I would know that, I'm Princess Prominade!"
  • Lazy Dash: "..... And I should give a f*** about it, why?"
  • King Evergreen showed up.
  • King Evergreen: "Miss Dash! That was a statue of our respected founder! Have you no shame?"
  • Lazy Dash: "If it's another way to say f***s, then no. I have none to give. Ugh, this is messing up my mellow, I'm f*****g out of here. (Leaves lazily, then disappears to Noon's magic)....."
  • King Evergreen: "(Sighs).... I am so going to give a strongly worded complaint to Sparkle about this!"
  • Prominade: "Although she does smell like she was a tree or something that bathed in black juju for some weird reason."
  • King Evergreen: "Wait, you mean Dark Tree Magic? If so, then I need to confront Sparkle admidietly! Her friend could've been cursed! (Flies off!)...."
  • Prominade: "I could've gone with evil clone, but okay!"

Twilight's Castle

  • Oaken Beard: (Dragging Neighsay and El Jackasso with vines while Bullshitton was dragged by an Ent)... Alright, we're here! You three have some serious explaining to do! (Knocks on Twilight's door.)"
  • Twilight opened it with Spike next to her and got surprised!
  • Twilight: "High Chancellor Oaken Beard? Neighsay?! And, the two weird misfit mercenary guys?"
  • El Jackasso: "It's EL JACKASSO AND BULLSHITON'A TO YOU!"
  • Twilight: "Sorry, too modest to say your actual names. Oaken Beard, what's going on? What are these three doing out of their confinements?"
  • Oaken Beard: "Miss Sparkle, I'm afraid that, if my calulations are correct, that you are about to be a victim of a suddenly sour reputation."
  • Twilight: ".... (Angrily) What, did, they, do?"
  • Applejack was heard screaming!
  • Twilight: "APPLEJACK?! (Twilight teleports off, as Oaken follows with the ent taking all three in tow!)"

Sweet Apple Acres.

  • Giant Crabs are seen destroying the apple trees as angry Sea Ponies ride on them!
  • Applejack: "WHY ARE YOU CRAZY SEA PONIES MESSING UP MY FAMILY'S FARM?!"
  • Maritime on a leading crab came up!
  • Maritime: "WELL HOW DO YOU THINK WE FELT ABOUT YOU POLLUTING OUR OCEAN WITH GARBAGE, OIL, AND RADOACTIVE MATERIALS?!"
  • Bikini: "(Showed up behind her) YEAH?! ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR?!"
  • Twilight appeared and saw the crabby choas!
  • Spike: "WHOA!? LOOKS LIKE APPLEJACK HAS CRABS?! AND NO, THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE A SEXUAL JOKE?!"
  • Twilight: "HAD MARITIME AND BIKINI GONE MAD?!"
  • Applejack: "TWILIGHT?! THEY ACCUSED ME OF POLLUIN' THE OCEAN?! I NEVER DID THAT?!"
  • Twilight: "DON'T WORRY APPLEJACK?! I'LL FIX THI- (Gets hit by the Pearl's magic and gets turned into a seagull)..... (Seagull squack!) WHAT THE?! (Looks to see a pissed off Novo) QUEEN NOVO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
  • Queen Novo: "Oh I see, you're trying to forget your transgressions of showing up on Mount Aris as you were insulting me and threaten to have the pearl consbinsated?!"
  • Twilight: "WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO THAT?!"
  • Queen Novo: "DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE ME, YOU DECEPTIVE OCTOPUS?! (Turns Twilight into an Octopus)...."
  • Twilight screamed as she inked!
  • Spike: "EWWWWW?! YOU INKED!?"
  • Twilight: "WELL EXCUSE MY COMTEMPORARY ANATOMY, SPIKE?! (Spike Grabs Twilight and flies away from Novo as she kept turning Twilight into random sea creatures!)"
  • Oaken Beard arrived too late with the captured trio!
  • Oaken Beard: ".... I was afraid of this. It already started! (Pinkie was heard screaming!) Oh dear! (Teleports off again with the captured trio!)"

Sugercube Corner.

  • Rutherford: "YAKS SMASH?! (He and other yaks began to ransack the place!)"
  • Pinkie: "RUTHERFORD?! STOP?! I THOUGH WE HAD IT GOOD?!"
  • Yakbrain: "I would personally stop them myself, Miss Pie, but I am still scorned about you using my trigger word! Also, you commited the act of trying to pull rodeo stunts ON A SNOW SERPENT?! THE ACT OF WHICH WRECKED OUR VILLAGE?! It only seems fair to get even!"
  • Pinkie: "I'M USUALLY THE ONE THAT BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYICS EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF MY LIFE, AND YET, THIS WHOLE SITUATION?! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EVEN TO ME!"
  • Oaken Beard appeared and saw the yaks ransacking the place.
  • Oaken Beard: "..... Neighsay, your infernal stragity has worked too well! Worse off, your not even in control of it!"
  • Neighsay: "Even with this hi-jacking, you cannot deny how effective my genius is."
  • Rarity was heard screaming!
  • Oaken teleported with the captured trio again!

Carasail Bontquie.

  • Ember's Elite are seen ransacking the place as dresses get ripped and sewing machines go bust!
  • Rarity: "EMBER, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SANITY?!"
  • Ember: "OH I LOST SOMETHING ALL RIGHT?! ALL OF THE DRAGONLAND'S HOARD, THAT YOU STOLE IN TRYING TO COMBINSATE FOR MERCHINDISE?! I MEAN, I GET YOUR TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE, BUT THAT WAS STILL UNCALLED FOR! ALSO, NOT COOL FLAUNTING YOUR MAREHOOD AT US?!"
  • Rarity started to have a gasp attack!
  • Rarity: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING SO, UNCOUTH?!"
  • Ember: "YA CALLING ME A LIAR?!"
  • Rarity: "I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT AT ALL! IT'S JUST, MAYBE YOU RAN INTO AN IMPOSTER?!"
  • Ember: "WELL I CAN'T EXACTLY KNOW THAT UNTIL THAT HOARD IS FOUND, NOW CAN I?!"
  • Oaken Beard arrived and saw the damage.....
  • Oaken Beard: ".... Those fiends worked faster then I could've hoped."
  • Fluttershy was quietly heard screaming!
  • El Jackasso: ".... Wow, even when it was loud enough to hear, that was still quiet- (A root grew up and grabbed the four as they slide across the area) WAAAAAAAAAAH!?"

Fluttershy's Cottage.

  • Fluttershy was seen entrapped in all but head by Changeling goop, along with her animal friends.
  • Thorax: "..... Pharynx, don't you think this is, abit extreme?"
  • Pharynx: "Well I'll be more then happy to get her out of it, WHEN SHE APOLOGIESES FOR CRASHING OUR BALL?!"
  • Fluttershy: "(Wimpers) I don't even know what your angry at me for?! How can I apologiese?!"
  • Pharynx: "Oh, NOW YOU'RE GETTING INTO CHARACTER?! YA DIDN'T ACTED THIS FRAIL WHEN YOU BAD-MOUTHED OUR GOOD FORMS AND CALLED ME SHORT?!"
  • Thorax: "To be fair, I do kinda strangely outsize you, dispite being your "little bro" as you would put it."
  • Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU BECAME A KING CHANGELING?! YOU OUTSIZE EVERYONE ELSE?!"
  • La Broma: "He sure does."
  • Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived.
  • Oaken Beard: ".... At least they were nice enough to not PHYSICALLY ruin her home."
  • Bullshiton: "But it does look gross now. (Starlight was heard screaming!)"
  • Oaken Beard: "Oh for heavens sake! (Makes the root move again!)"

Starlight's location!

  • Starlight found herself chased by the Impure Hippogriff enforcers!
  • Admiral Claw-Hoof: "MISS STARLIGHT, I SUGGEST YOU SURRENDER QUIETLY, OR THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE?!"
  • Starlight: "WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?!"
  • Admiral Claw-Hoof: "GRANDPA GRUFF REPORTED YOUR SEVERE RELAPSE TO US WHILE HE IS ON HIS WAY TO SEEK OUT PRINCESS SPARKLE?! NOW KINDLY SURRENDER YOURSELF AND THE TANK, AND FORSAKE YOUR PLANS TO CLONE YOURSELF INTO AN ARMY, AND I'LL PROMISE THE KING WILL BE, RELITIVELY MERCIFUL?!"
  • Starlight: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?! (Runs off as the enforcers chased her as Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived)...."
  • Oaken Beard: "...... There's going to be another scream, is there?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY?!"
  • Oaken Beard: "I knew it. (Makes the root grow into the sky)."

Rainbow Dash's house.

  • Rainbow Dash was restrained by two Peryton guards as a Peryton General was seen.
  • Peryton General: "Sorry Miss Rainbow, but this for your own safety as well as all socity. We suspect that you might be under the enfluence of Dark Tree Magic."
  • Rainbow Dash: "DID YOUR KING AND QUEEN APPROVED OF THIS PRANK?!"
  • Peryton General: "It is no prank, but yes, the King and Queen did approved of it as they are seeking out Celestia to discuss a concern about you being a paient zero of a Dark Tree Magic corruption epidemic!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "...... IT FEELS LIKE YOUR PUNKING ME THOUGH?! YA CAN'T ACTSELLY BE SERIOUS?!"
  • Peryton General: "Men, have her ready for a tree-scan, just to be safe."
  • This was secretly watched by Oaken Beard.
  • Oaken Beard: "At least the Perytons were wise enough to expect Dark Tree Magic at play. Though they yet have the approbeate idea."
  • Neighsay: "Well good luck getting them all to listen to you, cause even if it was my doing, they would still be upset at your hoof in all this!"
  • Oaken Beard: "Actselly, (Points to the arriving Louger Van)..... I might not need to."
  • Neighsay: ".... Ohhh, poo. And worse off, I expected this too. And it's still worse that I did."

Sweet Apple Arces.

  • Giant Crabs are seen wreaking the apple trees!
  • Applejack: "TWILIGHT, I STILL WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP WITH THIS?!"
  • Twilight: "(Being turned into random sea creatures by Novo) SORRY APPLEJACK, I KINDA HAVE MY OWN ISSUES AT THE MOMENT?!"
  • Applejack: "SHOULD I GO GET HELP?!"
  • Spike: "GET EITHER THE LOUGERS OR THE STUDENTS TO CALM THEM DOWN, FOR STARTERS?!"
  • Applejack: NOT SURE HOW WELL THAT WILL DO!!!
  • Granny Smith: GET OFF MAH FARM!!!! (Takes out the same shotgun from Project Nosferatu as Applejack pinned her down)
  • Applejack: GRANNY, DON'T!!!!
  • Granny Smith: DON'T?!? THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR LIVELIHOODS, AND ACCUSIN' YOU OF POLLUTING!!!!
  • Applejack: I DON'T GET IT NEITHER, BUT DON'T ESCALATE IT WITH MURDER!!! THESE ARE SEAPONIES!!!
  • Granny Smith: WELL THEY COULD BE ALICORNS AND I STILL WON'T APPRECIATE THIS BASELESS ACCUSATION OF MAH GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
  • Applejack: GRANNY, WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!! (The Apple Family get grabbed by the leading Giant Crab Maritime and Bikini were on as they were placed by them!)
  • Maritime: Just stand down, Applejack! Admit what you did and this stops!
  • Applejack: I SWEAR I DIDN'T POLLUTE YOUR HOME!!!
  • Maritime: ENOUGH LIES!!
  • Applejack: LIES?!? WHAT PART OF 'ELEMENT OF HONESTY' DON'T YOU BARNACLE HEADS UNDERSTAND?! WHAT PART OF THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE- (Maritime tail-slaps her) OW!
  • Maritime: SILENCE! (Applebloom bites Bikini and Big Mac stomps on Maritime's tail as they both Tom screamed)
  • The Applebloom quickly tied the two tails togather and entangle the two to eachother!
  • Applebloom: "And it'll stay like that until you get the seaponies to stop having their crabs wrecking our farm!"
  • Twilight: (Still being constantly transformed) OKAY, NOVO, I'M STILL AS UPSET ABOUT OUR ISSUES AS YOU ARE, BUT I WOULDN'T JUST DEMAND THE PEARL AND MAKE ANOTHER HAUNTING ISSUE!!!!
  • Novo:... You know... That's... Actually a good point. (She lowers the Pearl)... We don't need to escalate our issues any further. But why'd you even want to do that back in Harmonizing Heights?
  • Twilight: Don't you have empathic powers?
  • Novo: My daughter's better at that than me. She did say that your feelings were off.
  • Twilight: And?...
  • Novo:...... (Sighs) Might've been an imposter.
  • Twilight:... Ugh! Neighsay!
  • Novo: "Aw son of a barnicle, is that cretin behind this?!"
  • Twilight: "I'll explain in good time! Right now, I need to help my other friends if their screams are anything to go by! The least you can do is A, change me back to normal, and B, Get Maritime and Bikini to calm the crab rider armada to calm down!"
  • Novo: "May as well, since you snapped me out of this tirade first! (Turns Twilight back to normal as Twilight zooms off, as Novo goes to contend with the Sea Ponies' rampage)"

Sugercube Corner

  • The Yaks are still ransacking the place as the cakes are hiding this out!
  • Pinkie was starting to lose her cool!
  • Pinkie: "OKAY, IF YOU YAKS WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! (Brings out a Party Nuke) I'M READY FOR IT TO GO PARTY NUCLEAR?! Minus any actual nuclear though."
  • Yakbrain: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, MISS PIE, ISN'T THAT ABIT EXTREM-"
  • The Shop blows up in an exploudion of confetti as Twilight and Spike arrived.
  • Spike: "That, looked like Pinkie's party nuke."
  • Pinkie Pie, all Yaks, and the Cakes are covered in confetti......
  • Yakbrain: "(Coughs)..... So many, colored paper....."
  • Pinkie: ".... Now, is any yak wanting to explain, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!"
  • Yakbrain: "WELL I ALREADY HAD ADDRESSED THAT YOU RODEO RIDDEN A SNOW SERPENT INTO YAKYAKISTAN AND ENDANGERED OUR YOUNG?! YOU ALSO INSULTED ME WITH MY WORSE TRIGGER WORD?!"
  • Pinkie: "I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO YAKYAKISTAN RECENTLY?! (Sees Twilight) TWILIGHT, CAN YOU VOUCH FOR ME?!"
  • Twilight: Everyyak! What happened to your home was not Pinkie's fault. Apparently it's Neighsay.
  • Pinkie: (Sighs) Oh, of course!
  • Yakbrain: THAT jackhole?!
  • Twilight: Yes. That Jackhole. (As Oaken Beard showed up) Or rather, THIS jackhole! (He and his minions were seen tied up with vines)... Just come with us to the Castle with the Lodgers, the other leaders, and students and they'll explain everything!
  • Yakbrain:... Very well. But it better be good.

Carousel Boutique

  • Rarity: NONONONONO, DON'T TAKE MY JEWELS!!! I'M SURE WE'LL GET YOURS BACK!!!!!
  • Ember: "THEN ADMIT YOU'RE A THIEF AND-"
  • Spike came in!
  • Spike: "EMBER WAIT! THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
  • Arm-Mor: ".... Does it involve Neighsay?"
  • Spike: "Eeeeyup."
  • Ember: "..... (Deadpan) Figures. I kinda thought Rarity acted too cartoonishly greedy to be true."
  • Spike: "Just follow me to Twilight's castle, and everything well be explained."

Fluttershy's Cottage.

  • Fluttershy was crying a waterfall of tears as the Changelings wore raincoats.....
  • Pharynx: "..... Okay, I'm convinced. This is NOT the pony that crashed our party."
  • Thorax: "Oh now it comes through to you?"
  • Pharynx: "Aw ya know how I get when people crack short jokes onto me?!"
  • Spike arrived!
  • Spike: "Let me guess, you thought Fluttershy did something bad to you guys too?"
  • Thorax: "We're not the only ones then?"
  • Spike: "Wow, that Neighsay dude worked scareingly quick."
  • Pharynx: "DAHHHHH, THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN?!"
  • Spike: "Everything will be explained in Twilight's castle."

Starlight's location.

  • Starlight was still being chased by the enforcers!
  • Claw-Hoof: "RESISTING ARREST IS OF NO TRUE HELP?!"
  • Starlight: I'M RESISTING ARREST BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
  • Claw-Hoof: AND YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO PROVE IT TO THE JUDGE?!?
  • Starlight: BECAUSE YOU'RE BOUND TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!!!! I'M DONE BEING A CUTIE MARK COMI!!!!
  • Claw-Hoof: JUST GET OVER HE- (She teleports away)... (He did this)
SMG4 SFX -Don't Fucking Run Away From Me!

SMG4 SFX -Don't Fucking Run Away From Me!

  • (Starlight): I'M GONNA!!
  • ???: ADMIRAL CLAW-HOOF! (Twilight came in with the others)... In my map room please. We must talk....

Rainbow's House

  • Rainbow Dash: (As she was flying away from the Peryton guard) GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA!!! IT WAS THE ONE-HOOFED PONY!!!!
  • Peryton General: ".... REMIND ME AGAIN, HOW DID SHE ESCAPE YOU TWO?!"

Earlier before.

  • As the General wasn't paying attention trying to ready a magic scan, Rainbow Dash brought out some flash-lights that froze the two guards in place, as Rainbow was able to break free and zoomed off!

Present.

  • Peryton General: "..... And yet people say Equestrian guards are very incompident."
  • Rainbow Dash: "YOU DOPES AREN'T GONNA CATCH ME?!"
  • ???: OH, THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD!!!
  • Rainbow Dash:... OH, HELL NO!! THAT CAN'T BE- (A Peryton pinned her down and beat her up) GODDAMN IT, PEAK DUST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SENT TO THERAPY!!!!
  • Peak Dust: Yeah, but I'm not picking fights anymore, now am I? I've been waiting for this for a long time, however! To send your gay ass straight to the Mount Borges Dungeon!
  • Peryton General: "Tecnecally, Peck Dust, we only want to ready her for a magic scan for Dark Tree Magic...."
  • Peak Dust: ".... STILL A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET EVEN WITH YOU, RAINBOW CRASH?!"
  • Peryton Guard 1: "Yeesh Miss Rainbow, do you and Peck have a history or something?"
  • Peak Dust: THAT'S PEAK TO YOU, OLD STAG!!!
  • Peryton Guard 2: "Hey give us a break, kid, it's an easy name to get wrong!"
  • Rainbow Dash: I met him and ended up picking a fight with him during a friendship mission on Mount Borges with Fluttershy. The fight got him sent to probation and therapy.
  • Peryton Guard 1:... That explains a lot, then.
  • Rainbow Dash: NOW LISTEN TO ME!!! I'M NOT SOME DUMB CARELESS BITCH WHO'D DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS ICONIC STATUE!!
  • Peak Dust: Tell it to the judge, f****t!
  • Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT GAY!!!
  • Peak Dust: Take a joke, biotch!
  • Peryton General: "Again, we are taking her to be scanned! It's not an arrest-"
  • ???: HAAAAALT!!! (Twilight and the others came)...
  • Twilight:... Everydeer? Can we talk?

Twilight's Castle, after showing the Mean 6 episode.

  • Rainbow Dash:... You're telling me that photographer was just Chrysalis who made clones of us out of trees... IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CAMPING TRIP?!?
  • Starlight:... Well, THAT explains a lot! Which means I owe it to Applejack to give camping another chance.
  • Fluttershy: "Oh this will be a LONG and difficult story to explain to those cute animals."
  • Icky: "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Flutters."
  • Applejack: And why didn't you tell us this sooner?
  • Icky: Blame our workload as a hero team! Villains, have a bad habit, of not believing in vacation time!
  • Daylight/Sandbar: OH, GREAT!! MORE EVIL CLONES!! AS IF (WE/THEY) WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH!! JINX!
  • Rarity: "And your saying those boarish leagers are behind this travisty?"
  • Lord Shen: Yes. I can guess that they've brought those clones back because of trying to avoid a trial from the infamous Judge Mentdayos if Nefarious learns about this.
  • Pinkie: Mentos what now?
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, back when I was still with them, I learned about this incident in the 50s where two super villain brothers ended up ripping eachother off with their own plans that lead to a particularly harsh villain war that lead to forced and violent hero intervention that lead to villain legal laws being borned, one of which is the villain plan copyright law that has made the said act heavily punishable. And Judge Mentdayos is one of the infamous prosecutors of that law.
  • Pain: Sadly, it's true.
  • Savio: Indeed.
  • Lord Shen: Mentdayos is a magic automaton who can give the worst punishments imaginable.
  • Spike:... A magic... Robot?... That's so cool.
  • Tulio: Okay, since when were villains supposed to give a f*** about laws or rules?
  • Lord Shen: They're basically their own democracy at this point. They make their own rules.
  • Tulio:... No argument here.
  • Starlight:... Well, if Chrysalis got all their hair and pictures for the spell, then why didn't she make a clone of me in the first place?
  • Lord Shen: And why would she make a clone of someone she blames for no longer being queen? Also, minus that instince with Starfem, you're not exactly an element barer, so, it would've also been pointless to clone you.
  • Starlight: ".... Oh."
  • Lord Shen: Fortunate her plan failed since the Tree was smart enough to recognize the real things from imitations and made the imposters harmless wood again.
  • Skipper: And Cobra and Chrysalis are bound to be in trouble since both her and Nefarious' plans were too similar. Even down to the opposite behavior and betrayal.
  • Private: So what? Do we let them get punished?
  • Lord Shen: "Normally, Villain-Legal affairs are things we try to stay out off, but the problem is, if Nefarious finds out that Cobra and Chrysalis are trying to cheat out of the lawsuit, Nefarious will end up bringing Judge Mentdayos into Equestria! And keep in mind that his name is a play on "Judgement Day" for a reason! Judge Mentdayos has a bad hapit of being very apocaliptic whenever he enters or leaves a world. If Nefarious were to bring Judge Mentdayos to Equestria, it would be a catalysmic event! Also, those clones will become a problem of their own right when that Clone Twilight ineditably gets the jump on Mang and Chrysalis! And thanks to a stupid griffin that reveiled that mirror cloning pool, now an evil Starlight clone is going to make clones of herself to make an army! And if the evil Twilight clone gets a full grip of that walking exaggeration of what bronies think Starlight was like, there'll be NO stopping those dopplegangers!"
  • Kolwalski: "ESPEICALLY SINCE THE CLONE STARLIGHT HAS A RUSSIAN TANK?!"
  • Skipper: "No kidding. The commies don't mess around with their toys. Their tanks mean business."
  • Fluttershy: So what do we do?
  • Sandy: We need to get this solved WITHOUT getting Mentdayos involved. And that means, Nefarious must NEVER know.
  • Lord Shen: As for Cobra and Chrysalis, we're going to deal with them AND their clones.
  • Moonbow: Oh heck yeah, because there's no room for TWO duplicates in this world.
  • Fairweather: I for one will not allow these additional evil clones do anymore damage than ever, especially since they did the first thing any evil clone would do, framing the real people for what they did.
  • Rarity: Indeed! Nobody messes with us like that!
  • ???: DAMN, THEY FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY!!! ****** ****** ************** *****!!!
  • Pinkie:... Is that... NOT ME?!
  • Applejack: Well yeah, you never swear.
  • Giggle: HI, EVIL PINKIE, YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR FANNY KICKED?!
  • ???: That's BULLY PIE to you! (The clones send magic holograms to the room)
  • Crabapplejack: Howdy, my favorite friends.
  • Applesauce: Aw come on, even I wasn't THAT cheap with lies!
  • Noon: Hello again, Twilight Sparkle!
  • Novo: Did you seriously think framing these ponies was going to work forever?
  • Noon: OF COURSE NOT, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!! Our masters only had that set up so we can lure you into our trap.
  • Many of the Heroes: TRAP?!?
  • Noon: (Whistles as the heroes were surrounded by clones of the Mean Six)... You thought Comi was the only one to know about the Mirror Pool? Bully Pie and I figured it would come in handy. We ARE you by technicality.
  • Pinkie: UGH, CURSE YOU EVIL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • Bully Pie: IT'S BULLY PIE YOU STUPID PILE OF HORSES***!
  • Rainbow Dash: Nobody gives a f***!
  • Lazy Dash: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Again, nobody gives a f***! (Lazy Dash growled as they fought against the clones)
  • Icky: ".... This is gonna be one of those days."
  • Rarity: (The Hoarder clones exposed themselves again seducing much of the heroes including Spike before attacking) UGH! HOW SHAMEFUL!!
  • Rainbow Dash: (The Lazy Dash clones start overpowering the heroes) UGH, NO FIGHTING DIRTY!!
  • Applejack: LOOK OUT!! (The Crabapplejack clones crushed the heroes with their brute strength)
  • Fluttershy: ...Uhhhh- (The Bitchershy clones used the Stare on her as it caused her to faint)
  • Pinkie: I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW!! (Bully Pie clones began lighting up the battlefield with their own lethal party props)
  • Twilight: THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL- (The Noon clones used their overpowering magic to finish off the heroes)
  • Starlight: UGH!!! SEEMS CHRYSALIS AND COBRA CHOSE BETTER FORCES THIS TIME!! (She casts a shield around the heroes)...
  • Yakbrain: THESE CLONES ARE TOO TOUGH!!! WE NEED TO RETREAT!! (They teleport to the entrance to find more clones waiting for them)
  • Iago:... SUCK, MY, BALLS, OFF!!!
  • Shrek: This is going to be more annoying than Donkey.
  • Donkey: "HEY?!"
  • Icky: "Twilight, these are clones from the mirror pool, right? Can't ya just do the same to them like ya did with the Pinkie Clone Jamboree!?"
  • Noon: Of course she could. Buuuuut, the clones ARE pouring out fast. You'd never be able to get rid of all of them.
  • Twilight: Wanna bet? (Burst the spell and eliminates all the clones)... It worked. (More clones teleported in)
  • Noon: We are legion! For we are-
  • Rainbow Dash: A pain in my ass!
  • Noon: We can do this all day.
  • Bully Pie: HELLS YEAH WE CAN!! (The extra clones attack)
  • Boss Wolf: "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES?!"
  • Icky: "UGGHHHH! Even the Star Wars Interpretation of that title would groan at that!" (The clones started to overpower and defeat the heroes as the only ones able to stand a chance were the Markless Six who rescued the Young Seven just in time as they faked their death by taking a fatal magic blast from dozens of Noons)
  • Twilight: NOOOO!!!!
  • Novo: NIECE!!!
  • Yakbrain/Rutherford: "YONA?!"
  • Thorax: "OCELLUS?!"
  • Pharynx: "DRONE 19?!..... A.K.A. GASTER?!"
  • Maritime: "SHORE?! SANDBAR?!"
  • Ember: "QUARTZ?! SMOLDER?!"
  • Evergreen: "DAUGHTER?!"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "GALLUS!?"
  • Patrick: "PATRICK?!"
  • Donkey: "DONKEY?!"
  • Pinkie: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!"
  • B.O.B.: "LOUD NOISES?!" (The heroes were getting knocked out one-by-one)
  • Sparx: (In slow-motion) NOOOOOOOOO!!! (He got knocked out)
  • Max: (The heroes were restrained) Beaten by an army of meaner versons of tecnicolored horses meant to sell toys to little girls... How humiliating.
  • Noon Original: "Oh, believe me, heroes..... You haven't seen TRUE humiliation yet?!" (The heroes were taken away as it's revealed that the students and clone six were still alive)......
  • Silverstream:... That... Was too close.
  • Fairweather:... We're doomed.

Chapter 4: The Markless Six to the Rescue

Chrysalis' and Cobra's hidy hole.

  • Cobra: "(Saw that unfold)...... Okay, now this is getting out of hand! The whole point of this plan wasn't to win entirely, but just make the plan more original then it was so Nefarious can't get Judge Mentdayos involved!"
  • Chrysalis: ".... Isn't it ironic that when we try to win, we lose, and when we try not to win, the oppisite happens? What, does the universe like to f*** with us or something?"
  • Cobra: "Point is, I think we can agree that the clones outlived their purpose."
  • ???: "I figured as much. (The Starlight Tank appeared at pointed it's cannon at the duo, as Comi and Noon were on it)..... We're just so you get out of legal obligations. You didn't meant for us to win, did you?"
  • Cobra: "I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SO EASILY CONTROLED?! And judging by that the Starlight clone has asided with you, I guess you managed to regain control of the others? And to be fair, even if we did, usually the Lougers Deus Ex Machina their way out of situations! This would only not occur if they- (Realises)..... Weren't meant to be what the plot desires to win the day..... Ohhhhhh."
  • Chrysalis: "Awww crap, this is another Interracial Six episode, isn't it? In where THEY get to be the ones to save the day?"
  • Noon: "Well, too bad, they seem to went ka-boom."
  • Cobra: "Keyword SEEM! That doesn't mean you actselly did it! Those brats survived against a Fear Wars monster and a psyco ostrich, at this point a clone army isn't really much anymore!"
  • Noon: "Ya know what else isn't much anymore? YOU TWO?! (Trap the two in magic) How does it feel to have the sword in the other hoof?"
  • Cobra: "Ya know, hooves tecnecally can't really hold things in non-Equestria worlds, and- (Gets zapped unconsciously with Chrysalis)....."
  • Noon: "..... Man that was satisfying."

Students' location.

  • Gallus: "Ughhhhh..... We barely got out of there by the skin of our teeth..... (Shows burnt tail) And our tails."
  • Moonbow: "Okay, that clone stuff was getting a bit much now. We need to turn the originals back into logs!"
  • Daylight: "And risk this happening all over again? No. We need to purify those clones beyond being clones. And given that they're based on wood, I would recimend Ponyents, Ents with Pony features."
  • Applesauce: "That doesn't sound like it's easier to do it then saying it."
  • Daylight: "That's why we'll need Oaken Beard's help. He's the only one with serious power over them."
  • Skyceria: "You do realise we need to save him first before we can even GO that far, right?"
  • Sandbar: "Yeah, and that would mean going through that army of bad vibes again."
  • Smolder: "And it's bad if it looked like even the Uniter was having a s*** time with them! And she was the same babe that epicly wasted Segrego!"
  • Giggle: "The plot giveth, the plot takesth away."
  • Gaster: "Ya know gang? I see this as a take two of proving to the athority figures that we're not helpless without them. If we can pin down the original clones and save the adults, they'll finally see that we can handle ourselves."
  • Shore: "Well, at least this time it doesn't have the risk of the adults being mad at us for disobeying the rules."
  • Silverstream: "But it's now replaced by threat of annihilation."
  • Gaster: "No problem. We just need to get all the clone clones to wind-up back into the magic pool. Though, we're obviously gonna need to find another shorce of magic fire-power."
  • Daylight: "Ya do realise you have a purifived clone of Twilight, right?"
  • Gaster: "Well, not even the real deal was able to handle them, so, you might not be enough. We need firepower of something even the newer clone Twilight wouldn't prepare for."
  • Yona: "Yakhalla?"
  • Gaster: "That be too obvious as I expect the clones would charge after the school next!"
  • Skyceria: "Gaia Everfree?"
  • Gaster: "Too hard to locate."
  • Sandbar: "Starswirl the Bearded?"
  • Gaster: "Guy's been absint since that play you did."
  • Shore: "The filly with the really long horn?"
  • Gaster: "Child endangerment much?"
  • Ocellus: "That Mystic Pools guy?"
  • Gaster: "Too long a hike."
  • Smolder: "Torch?"
  • Gaster: "Retired and too easily noticeable."
  • Quartz: "Flurry Heart?"
  • Gaster: "Ya seriously think Candence and Shining would let A BABY battle an army of evil clones of her aunt and friends? Don't be crazy!"
  • Silverstream: "Princess Celestia and Luna?"
  • Gaster: "Too dangerious for Equestria's soverinty!"
  • Gallus: ".... Sunburst?"
  • Gaster: "..... Perfect."
  • Gallus: "What?! Sure, the guy's good at what he does, but he's a magic school drop-out and a socially awkword twat?!"
  • Gaster: "But the clones wouldn't expect that, now would they?"
  • Gallus: The clone Starlight would. Twilight couldn't even beat Starlight in raw power. What makes you think he might?
  • Ocellus: Plus the clones can actually be smart enough to have all of them if the heroes getting their butts handed to them is any indication.
  • Moonbow: Uuuuugh, those fiends thought of everything!!
  • Applesauce: No duh! They're the Mane Seven, just evil.... (Sighs)... What're we going to do?
  • Gaster: "Ugh, and all this, was because Mang didn't want to have a courtdate with an over-kill judge super villain."
  • Sandbar: "To be fair, I heard about what happened to this one dude named "The Copyright Pirate", who was netourious of violating that law.... He, was not treated fairly by that guy."
  • Gaster: "Well if even that's f****d in the ass, then what do you wimps suggest, huh?"
  • Daylight: Well even we had trouble dealing with all those clones. If we're going to beat them and cut their access to the Mirror Pool, we need to be stronger. And...... I fear that means... We have to go back to our evil selves again.
  • Sandbar: "(Shocked face) WHAT?! Don't we have enough evilised clones as it is?! What if you guys ended up joining them instead?!"
  • Daylight: Know that I speak for Darklight when I say I'd never join ponies like them. She'd just say 'Why would I ever align with p***y wannabes?' Trust me, I used to be, quite a narisist. Like them, they'd want to take everything. That should be enough. Once we defeat them, we'll want to steal everything. THAT'S when we need to revert back.
  • Shore:... Worst, idea, ever.
  • Yona: "And it goes against everything we learned in the school!"
  • Daylight: Guys, they almost killed us. The only way to match them is to... Match them. Fight evil with evil.
  • Gaster: Still crazy!!
  • Moonbow: Well if you have any other ideas, we'd like to hear them.
  • Gaster: ".... Crap Baskits....."
  • Skyceria: ".... I think, I know someone who has the power to restore that darkside, and would also be our magic powerhouse against the clones.... We'll have to seek out Barkrot."
  • Quartz: "Barkrot?"
  • Skyceria: "Basicly, she's most likely the witch that gave Chrysalis the ability to make those clones to begin with. The likely catalist to all of this to begin with. If anyone can help clean up this mess, is the one that lead to the mess being made in the first place."
  • Gallus: "OH, SURE?! ASK THE DARK TREE WITCH THAT GAVE CHRYSALIS THE ABILITY TO MAKE THIS S*** HAPPEN TO BEGIN WITH?! If those clones were anything to go by, she's likely no better?!"
  • Skyceria: "Well it's not like any light magic user would be willing to darkify Daylight and friends, now would they?!"
  • Gaster: ".... I don't like saying it, but, that witch is kinda our best shot now. Where's the bitch hiding?"
  • Skyceria: "Since her exile, she hid away in the Black Bubble Swamp, a far northwest part of Everfree Forest."
  • Gallus: "BLACK BUBBLE SWAMP?! A PLACE INFESTED WITH BLACK MOLD TOADS, BLACK FUNGUS SHROOMS, BLACK CRAGADILES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?! THAT FUCKING SWAMP'S SO INFAMOUS, IT'S ACTSELLY ILLEGAL TO GO THERE?!"
  • Gaster: "Would you rather welcome your new Clone Overlords then?"
  • Gallus: ".... AWWWW, DAMMIT?!"
  • Smolder: "Well, who's up for a field trip then?"
  • The group walked off, as they were unknowingly watched by a black-skinned Python with deep red eyes.

A trek across everfree later.

  • The group made it to the Black Bubble Swamp, as all matters of unsettling creatures watch from afar....
  • Gallus: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE IT'S EVIL?!"
  • Gaster: "Oh what, were you expecting something named "Black Bubble Swamp" to smell like Candyland?"
  • Ocellus: "I'm curious, why is it called "Black Bubble Swa- (Sees the Black Water with Bubbles popping).... Oh."
  • Skyceria: "It's not just for the obvious feature of black bubbles. It's been said that the reason this water is so black, is because it's actually dark mud from the River of Styx in Tartarus being leaked out because of small cracks."
  • Gallus: "So basicly, it's a litteral swamp, FROM HELL?! NICE?! THAT'S ONE HELL OF AN OVERSIGHT FOR THE ALICORNS TO MISS WHEN THERE WAS STILL A LOT OF THEM?! NOW WE HAVE TO F*****G DEAL WITH THIS?!"
  • Sandbar: "So, no go on touching the water then?"
  • Skyceria: "Most assuringly! Unpleasent things tend to happen to those that drink or even touch this water!"
  • Giggle: "(Was seen in flouties and pool stuff).... Awww, nuts. I was just looking forword to swim!"
  • Moonbow: "Ya really have no sense of surviveal, do you Gigs?"
  • The Group went on as something was seen swimming beneath the dark waters.
  • Gaster: "So, in case any of you are nervious wrecks, then don't worry about Black Moadies and Craggers. We changelings fight off freaks like them all the time around the hive, since our colony's surrounded by s****y swamps and what not. I can beat up even the biggest Cragger with all four legs tied up like a pretzel."
  • Shore: "It's highly likely the Black Mold Toads and the Cragadiles here would be vastly unlike what you encountered, (A serpentine tail grabbed Shore by the tailfin) And- (Gets pulled up by a long serpentine tail, as four grisly Disney Hydra-like heads reared up hissing and hungry).... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!?!"
  • Sandbar: "(They turned and saw that!) SHORE?!"
  • Smolder: "HOLY S***, IT'S A HELLDRA?!"
  • Ocellus: "HELLDRA?!"
  • Smolder: "BASICLY TARTARUS' OWN BREED OF HYDRA?!"
  • Silverstream: "But they're suppose to be native to Tartarus only!"
  • Gaster: "Well look at that, Sky. Your right. That water IS HELL WATER?!"
  • Skyceria: "The Helldra must've ended up here because of the cracks."
  • Gallus: "OR WAS LIKELY BEHIND WHY THIS GUNK'S HERE?!"
  • The Helldra roared as it fling Shore right into the air, as she screamed as she was about to fall into one of the mouths of the 4 heads!
  • Ocellus paniced and turned into an Equestrian Bullfrog and leaped up and saved Shore, surprising the Helldra as Ocellus landed on a giant corrupted lilypad!
  • Shore: "..... (Sees that she's in the mouth of Ocellus as a Bullfrog).... Ocellus?"
  • Ocellus: "(Muffled) Sorry for the inconvinence of you being in my mouth, but I paniced under stress."
  • The Helldra roared angerly of being robbed of it's meal as it turned to move after Ocellus and Shore!
  • Shore: "EEEEK?! (Hugs the equilly scared Ocellus in panic!)"
  • Gaster: "DAMN IT, BRIGHT EYES?! (Turns into a Cragadile) DID YA HAVE TO BE SO STUPID?! (Chomps down on the Helldra's tail to stop it's advance as the Helldra roared in pain and looked at Gaster in anger?!) (Gaster spat the tail out and turned into a Gloomwing) COME AND GET ME, HELLHEADS?! (Flies around the Helldra, annoying it)!"
  • Silverstream: "Come on! While the Helldra's distracted! We need to rescue Shore and Ocellus!"
  • Yona: YONA SMASH!!! (Headbutts right into a dead tree, causing it to crash righ next to Shore and Ocellus, as Ocellus spat out Shore who started to use the tree bridge as Ocellus turned into a D&D Garbug that snapped at the Helldra from any direction)
  • Sandbar: (He bucks down more trees to pin it down)
  • Gallus: (He was able to slice the Helldra's heads).... BLACH?! EVEN THE BLOOD IS BLACK?! YUCK?!
  • Smolder: (She and Quartz blasted fire at it's head stumps preventing them from growing back)
  • Moonbow: (She and Applesauce buried the heads away from the body, and effectively slain the Helldra)......
  • Garbug Ocellus:... That was insane.
  • Gloomwing Gaster: "That, could perhaps be why it was illegal to come here. (Shore grabbed Sandbar in a long hug).... Let's get moving. A fresh kill is likely gonna attract alot of predators."
  • The group get moving, as the same snake looked at them and slithered on, following them.
  • Gallus: ".... Nobody, is going to believe, that we managed to waste a Helldra."
  • Silversteam: "We helped in defeating a fear wars monster and a wings-hating vengeful ostrich from another world.... I don't think saying we managed to slay a hydra breed from Tartarus, is that much of a streach anymore."

A trek later.

  • An old hut was seen resting on top of a small cliff-face as the group arrived.
  • The flight capable members that grabed the flight incapable ones and flew right at the top, seeing the hut, and noticing alot of dark magic materials seen around the area, even a brewing cauldron.
  • Gallus: ".... Roomy."
  • ???: "Your lucky I had been expecting company, children."
  • The black-red eyed python arrived as it slithered into the hut, as a grey Peryton wearing a long black cloak came out with a bitter expression as the Python rested on her, looking at the students with her one good eye left, as the other eye has been redded out to where there is no iris or pupel. This, is assumingly Barkrot.
  • Barkrot: "I would've deemed this interuption of my alone time rude."
  • Gaster: "Look lady, we don't want any trouble from you, we-"
  • Barkrot: "(Groans frustraightedly), Let me guess! Because I had agreed to teach that idiot bug horse that old school palor trick that you ASSUMED I'm evil?"
  • Gallus: "Well, Chrysalis is kinda a nasty-ass bitch, so-"
  • Barkrot: "Children, just because I got involved in the darker side of magic, doesn't mean I'm AUTOMATICLY evil! I only turned to this magic because.... I'm of a broken heart. I, was once a celebrated healer amongst my people, but it was never enough for Father. He wanted me to become a great and powerful sorceress! I saw Dark Tree Magic as a chance for this, but..... In summoning my familer as a test, I ended up with a periment redded out eye, in that I now see what my familier sees.... I named my snake Darkvine, by the way. (Darkvine hissed softly).... He said hello."
  • Ocellus: ".... So, why, help Chrysalis?"
  • Barkrot: "Because that cockaroach promised me she would have those failed exspeariments return me back to normal so I can summon and unsummon Darkvine at will, so I can have my life back.... Never counted on the bug to be so, incompident with them. A million ways she can atthive her revenge and she tries to go after the Elements?! She never realised that the Tree of Harmony could sense the difference between what is real and what is not?! Ughhh, this what I get for trusting people."
  • Smolder: "Lady, you just made the mistake of trusting Chrysalis."
  • Gaster: "Trust me. She was a piece of s*** to my people too. That don't mean you should just give up on people."
  • Barkrot: "I ALREADY HAD?!..... And she was my last shot..... People, exiled me for a mistake...... Now..... I have no reason to ever want friends, ever again...."
  • Music was heard.

Barkrot sang this as eventually she is joined back-up singing angered faced trees.

Daughter of Discord "Hearts Are Made For Breaking" (Original Song)

Daughter of Discord "Hearts Are Made For Breaking" (Original Song)

  • Silverstream: ".... Miss Barkrot, there has to be someone you still cared for."
  • Barkrot: ".... There, was one..... But that old horse given up on me!"
  • Gallus: "...... He wouldn't've happened to be named, "Oaken Beard", would he?"
  • Barkrot was surprised by this!
  • Barkrot: "..... How did you learn of that name?! He's not exactly a famous pony!"
  • Quartz: "Well, you see, those clones you made, kinda came back, and-"
  • Barkrot: "So that's what you were yammering about! Your words were muddled in Darkvine's vision."
  • Gallus: "Yyyeeeeeaaaaaaah, not a very good spy if the details are muddied?"
  • Barkrot: "At least he let's me know what's going on at all.... Tell me, young ones..... What exactly happened since that idiot bug's screw up?"
  • Moonbow: Long story short, Chrysalis' otherworldly friends brought them back and hijacked a mean disbanned education group former leader's plan to avoid getting sued for ripping off the same plan that created me and the rest of the ponies here without cutie marks. Now our friends have been captured and we need to rescue them.
  • Barkrot: Hmm. Very troubling. How'd they manage that? I'd figured the Main 7, never mind Old Oak, would be too powerful for mere copies.
  • Giggle: Well, it's just that, they had help... You familiar with the Mirror Pool?
  • Barkrot:... Ugh, of course. These failed exspeariments made a clone army of themselves. Clones of clones. Not a promising prospect for Equestria.
  • Daylight: Is there any way to cut off the pool?
  • Barkrot: Well you should know that the Mirror Pool isn't the only one. There are hundreds of them.
  • Giggle:... Really? My technical mommy said that her Nana came across it.
  • Barkrot: She likely didn't find the same pool. The pools were actually a creation of Prince Gasconade, the Alicorn god of ego, selfishness, vanity, narcissism, pride, and boasting. He created the Mirror Pool to duplicate himself so 'the world could revolve around him' and he got exiled inside the pools themselves as punishment. The pools were assumed destroyed. Not sure how they still exist now.
  • Giggle: In other words, in case the Mirror Pool gets it's own canon origin.
  • Skyceria: And you think those clones know about this?
  • Barkrot: Possibly. If you want to cut their access to the pools, you have to swim to the source in the pools themselves and meet Gasconade himself.
  • Silverstream: Well, is there a poem for that? We could end up with duplicates trying to swim for him.
  • Barkrot: Sadly, that information has been destroyed. The Alicorn Gods didn't want to risk freeing that vain idiot so he can just do it all over again. My best guess is to find out, you need to seek the soul of his sister, the Alicorn goddess of wine, fruitfulness, parties, etc., Princess Gleea.
  • Giggle: THERE'S AN ALICORN GODDESS OF PARTIES?!?
  • Daylight: There's an Alicorn god of everything, Giggle. That's kind of the point of being a god.
  • Gallus: Chy'yeah! Unless there's a god of gods, I don't see how that wouldn't be the case.
  • Barkrot: Gleea's soul can be found in a land of festivity on the borders of Equestria. You should talk to one Cheese Sandwich. He's actually there.
  • Applesauce:... Why?
  • Barkrot: If it's anything like the one you call Pinkie Pie, you can either not question it or assume the obvious.
  • Daylight: "Well, we'll seek that out soon enough. For now, I would like to ask for help on two things: To help us combat the clones, and, to restore our former evil selves to have a better chance at the other clones, so we can defeat them and turn them into Ponyents so they can't be brought back again."
  • Barkrot: ".... You sure you want to risk such a dark prospect? What if you end up befriending the failed exspeariments to beging with?"
  • Gallus: "Daylight insisted her evil self would be too high and mighty for your clones, lady."
  • Barkrot: "Fair enough, but even then.... I'm not sure if Oaken would appresiate my aide, not after everything...."
  • Gaster: ".... Look..... I get that it's likely you two had some bad falling out. But, if it helps, I can bet that the old coot only gave ya s*** at the time, because he was worried about you. And how could he not? One of your eyes' is red as f***! And he certainly wouldn't want you to hang out here where there's black hell water and Helldras around, assuming the one we fought isn't a one time thing, never mind the other freaky creatures of this dump of a swamp."
  • Barkrot: "Ugh, alchourse that old coot wouldn't, he's too compassionate about my well being, even when I can handle myself."
  • Skyceria: "Well, that doesn't mean you don't deserve a better home then this. I'm sure when we rescue Twilight and friends, they'll help you find that home."
  • Barkrot: "(Sighs dejected). Your likely gonna be persistent about this, so how's about we skip the back and forth and just say I'll go along with it, okay?"
  • Giggle: "Why, you're a little grumpy?"
  • Barkrot: "I'm a bittered middle-aged peryton female dark tree magic witch living an a tartarus damned swamp filled with mutanted monsters in due need of devine intervention. How can ANY sane person get a cheery disposition in this place?!"
  • Giggle:... No argument here.
  • Silverstream: You six DO know that I could reverse your reformation myself right? I can shift ailments back as much as I can nullify them.
  • Barkrot: "It's not that we doubt that darling, given what Pure Hippogriffs can do, it's just, I might be abit more effective at making them dark because, well, my magic's pretty dark. While given your innosence, your magic may be too pure to even get half of what they used to be back."
  • Silverstream: "(Sighs), I'd be offended, but she's right."
  • Moonbow: Well... I guess all six will majorly regret this. Bark? Do what you gotta do. (Barkrot cast a spell through tree trunks that suck out their true minds but only by half)...... (The six faint)
  • Quartz: Oh my gosh, that killed them!
  • The Cloned Six got up.
  • Gray Dash:... PHAH! Hardly! Y'all jokers must be CRAZY sending us in to deal with other evil clones.
  • Barkrot: I've only restored their evil selves by 50%. It should make controlling them easier. Both sides are now going to behave like a split personality.
  • Darklight: Split personality? Is this some kind of joke?
  • Meanie: No split personality will control us- (Spazzes out with wacky things happening and turns back into Giggle)
  • Giggle: (Giggles) I forgot how ridiculous I sounded. (Spazzes out back into Meanie)
  • Meanie: DYAH!! THE F***ATAUR?!
  • Daylight: Well I guess having dual personalities would indeed make this easy- (Spazzes out with a magic flux)
  • Darklight: IF YOU COULD KEEP YOURSELVES IN TACT THAT IS! (Cackles) (Spazzes back to normal)
  • Daylight:... Well... We're REALLY going to regret this.
  • Applejerk: (Farts heavily) AHHHH, IT IS HORRIBLE TO BE BACK!!! (Spazzes back to normal while farting)
  • Applesauce: Okay, one, easy on the gas! It's gross. Two, if you're just going to lie, then I'm going to do all the talking. (Spazz farts again)
  • Applejerk: "A GARRENTIED PROMISE, BETTER HALF?! (Fart-spazz back to normal)"
  • Applesauce: "..... I, am not sure I can accreately trust that statement."
  • Gray Dash: "Aw this gonna be a pain in the ass. (Spazzes with a mini sonic rainbow!)"
  • Moonbow: "It's no picnic for us either, uh, other me!"
  • Sandbar: ".... So, anyone's first time dealing with spazztastic clones?"
  • Skyceria: "Y, yes?"
  • Sandbar: ".... Welcome to Tartarus."
Family Guy - Pink Panther

Family Guy - Pink Panther

Skip to the end.

  • Shore:... Equestria's gonna blubbing die!
  • Gray: (After another Spazz out) Oh what, you don't have faith in us? You want us to pick a fight with ourselves litterally? Let's pick a fight! (This song played as they got ready)
Grace You don't own me ft G-Eazy Lyrics

Grace You don't own me ft G-Eazy Lyrics

  • Shore: "..... I am still not dreadfully sure about this."
  • Greedily: LET'S RIP SOME JEWELS OFF SOMEPONY'S ASCOT!!!! (A Ca-ching was heard as Greedly spazzed out!)
  • Antique: "Ugh, thank goodness this is a temporary arrangement."
  • Daylight: Tell me about it. (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: NOW LET'S ANNIHILATE SOME CLONES!! That.... ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT DIRECTED AT US?! (Spazzes)
  • Daylight: "(Sarcasticly) GREAT Save."

Chapter 5: Blocking Out The Mirror Pools

Unknown Location, A crazy party centrol city.

  • Cheese Sandwich: (In his pasteur outfit)... Another party well done. Cheese Sandwich does it again. (His Cheese Sense acts up)... Odd... Doesn't feel like the definitive party- (The students flew in with Barkrot) HOLY MOZZERILLA?!
  • Gallus: Ugh! Is this the place?
  • Skyceria: Sure looks like it.
  • Gallus: Are you sure? You haven't exactly navigated the borderlands of Equestria.
  • Skyceria: And what do you suggest we do? Circle the damn lands until we find it?
  • Fairweather: Guys, we found Cheesy. Drop it please- (Spazzes with a 'Yay')
  • Cruelshy: -OR I WILL GO DIRTY APE ON YOU ALL, AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE HERE AS WELL, JUST TO PROVE A POINT!! (Spazzes)
  • Fairweather:..... I, felt dirty for saying that.
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Sheeee-oooot! You guys are the oddest bunch of misfits I ever see! Close second to the Lougers! They're WAY odder. I should know. So, INTRODUCTION SONG TIME?!"
  • Gallus: "(Musice started to play) NONONONONONONONONO WAIT-"
"Weird Al" Yankovic- Polka Face lyrics

"Weird Al" Yankovic- Polka Face lyrics

His song, cause, why not?

  • Gallus: MY EARHOLES ARE GOING TO BLEED FROM CHEESINESS!!!
  • Giggle: HE'S NOT MADE OF CHEESE- (Confetti spazz)
  • Meanie: HE MEANT CHEAP AND REDUNDANT, YOU F*****G WHORE!!! (Spazzes again!)
  • Cheese Sandwich: Yeesh, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
  • Giggle: (Giggles) I don't have a mother. I'm actually a clone of your friend and possible ship, Pinkie Pie.
  • Cheese:... I thought you look insidently famiilier. What brings you here?
  • Silverstream: We came here looking for the soul of Princess Gleea.
  • Cheese Sandwich: Ohhh? What a coinkydink. This town was talking about her. You delinquents want to join on the party I just maxed up?
  • Giggle: As fun as that sounds, no. We just need to ask about Gleea's brother so we can shut out one of his creations to stop more evil clones.
  • Cheese Sandwich:... You kids clearly get into a lot of trouble. I can tell.
  • Gaster: (As Cheese Sandwich) You have NO IDEA, punk! (Changes back) You wouldn't happen to guess any place where we can start looking by any chance?
  • Cheese Sandwich: What would I know about the queen of parties herself? This town is hardly touched upon, and it's the most festive place around.
  • Gaster: "..... This place, is basicly the party capital of Equestria, AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT?!"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Well, they're humble about what they do there, they don't like to brag."
  • Barkrot: ".... Hence why people have no understanding that the place exists."
  • Gaster: "..... Can you AT LEAST TAKE US TO THIS PLACE'S LEADER OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Ohhhhhh, you mean, the Clown Prince? The King of Fools Himself? He might have some ideas! He's parade should be here any sec- (Music was heard).... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RIGHT, ON SHEDGULE?!"
  • Gallus: "ANOTHER SONG?! SERIOUSLY!?"
Topsy Turvy - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Lyrics HD

Topsy Turvy - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Lyrics HD

The Introduction Song of The Clown Prince

  • Gallus: "(Banging his head on the wall) WHAT IS WITH THE SONGS?!"
  • The Clown Prince: "(Laughs Crazily)! WHAT A PARTY!"
  • Smolder: "YO PRINCY?! (Everyone looks at the group)..... Uhhhh..... We, came to ask about something."
  • Silence.
  • Everyone just ran back inside their homes!
  • Smolder: "..... The fuck?"
  • The Clown Prince freaked out with an AWUUUUUUUUUGA?!
  • The Clown Prince: "SCARY PARTY POOPER MYTHICS?! (Runs off into his funhouse/bouncehouse palace!)....."
  • Smolder: ".... THE FUCK?!"
  • Cheese Sandwich: ".... Tssssss, ohhhhhh, yeeeaaaaah, I, had been meaning to warn ya..... It wasn't just humbleness that kept us from being better known.... We, ALSO, have an issue with a very grumpypants Prime Minister named...... Grumpypants McFrownyface, that.... Kinda made this place, abit, afraid of Mythics?"
  • Smolder: "..... THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!"
  • Gallus: "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT EARLIER, RETARD-"
  • Sirens were heard as a tiny clown police car was seen arriving as it stopped where the group are, as when the tiny door open, pony clown cops swarmed out in larger numbers then realisticly expected and pounced onto the group enmass!

Later, in a funny court room.

  • A clown Baleef holding a cartoonishly long scroll: "All rise for Prime Minister Grumpypants McFrownyface."
  • The Prime Minister showed up, looking like Neighsay in a prime minister get up and an angry clown make-up.
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants: "(This video)"
If The Judge Backs Up A Bit - Jontron

If The Judge Backs Up A Bit - Jontron

  • Gallus: "(Grumpypants was unbareingly close) If the judge, backs up abit."
  • Grumpypants: "You bunch are guilty of being mythics in our fair city of Topsy Turvy Town."
  • Sandbar: "And why is that a crime, yo?"
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants: "Why is that a crime? WHY IS THAT A CRIME?! GUARDS, SHOW IT TO THEM?!"
  • Two wacky clown guards cartwheeled out and back in to show a statue of a giant cake....
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants: "..... THIS, WAS THE CROWN PRINCE'S FIRST BIRTHDAY CAKE WHEN HE WAS ONLY A BABY ON HIS FIRST BIRTHAVERSARY?! It was the most delcious cake in existence! We called it, The YUMYUMMY SUPRIME?!"
  • Gallus: "(Deadpan) Is this going where I think it's going?"
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants: "But then..... A GREAT, SAPPFIRE BLUE DRAGON, WITH HORNS IN SHAPE OF FORKS, A LONG SNOUT, AND BACK SKALES THE PIERE THE SKIES, CAME UNINVITED TO THE PARTY, AND ATE THE BABY PRINCE'S CAKE WHOLE, LAUGHED AT US AND CALLED US LOSERS SEEKING "POINTLESS PERSUITS", AND WORSE OF ALL.... HE MADE THE BABY PRINCE CRY?! (The People and staff of the court cried outloud drumaticly, as Gallus and the others, Gallus most of all, stared in utter disbelief!) SO, WE HAVE DECLAIRED, THAT MYTHICS, ARE NEVER WELCOMED TO OUR CITY, EVER AGAIN?!"
  • Gallus: "..... You people, seriously, started to hate non-ponies, BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE ATE A BIRTHDAY CAKE?! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, MAN-CHILDREN?! (The Audience groaned offended to that)..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants: "..... THAT'S, IT?! 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 YEARS, IN THE FUNGUIN?!"
  • The Interracial Students/Barkrot/Cloned Six: ".... The what?"

The Funguin.

  • A large playground room was seen as "Prisoners" are seen having the time of their lives, as some played in the ballpit, others crawled in tubes and slides, and others still are seen playing arcade games, using the trambline, waterslide, even a freaking roller coaster!
  • The Group stared surprise at this......
  • Shore: "..... I, was actselly thinking this was gonna be bad."
  • Barkrot: "Well don't start liking this place, because obviously a mad man is taking advantage of these poor fools' bad exspearience with this one dragon who ate their cake and called them names. He's clearly a tyrant who needs to be stopped before he continues to malmitulate the poor prince and others."
  • Gallus: "Ugh, looks like we have to anyway, because we got snapdab into the middle of this place's problem. First order of business. Smolder, any idea who the cake eater dragon is?"
  • Smolder: "Ughhh, That's old Forkhorn. He's a netourious asshole who likes to crash big parties. He's a wild dragon. He's been like this cause he was never invited to parties."
  • Skyceria: "Awww, that's so sad. The poor guy only wanted to be included."
  • Gallus: "Okay, now 2! Know where he lives?"
  • Quartz: "Well obviously it has to be near this crazy town! A lone cave, or a nearby mountain."
  • Gallus: "And now the last order of business..... How, the freck, do we get out of here?"
  • Barkrot: "Well they didn't exactly arrested that Cheese-headed buffoon, so, maybe he could be of help to us?"
  • Sandbar: "Then what am I doing here?"
  • Barkrot: ".... Likely, because your assusiated with us. They ignored Cheese because perhaps, he's a celeberty here and that they'll pardon him from the law?"
  • Yona: "What DON'T famous people get away with?"
  • Sandbar: You know we have a right mind to report this hate crime to-... DAMN, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE!!!
  • Smolder: Man, f*** this place! (Prisoners gasped) Yeah! I cussed! Deal with it.
  • Prisoner 1: "... She said mean words..... ASSULT HER WITH CAKE?! (The Prisoners began to throw pasteries at Smolder)"
  • Smolder: "STOP BLAH, GIVING ME BLAH, CAKE?!"
  • Prisoner 2: "HE SAID "ASSUL.T", NOT GIVE CAKE?!"
  • The Group get smothered with cake and pasteries as it ended up being too much!
  • The Pastery Assult ends.
  • Prisoner 3: "Had enough?"
  • Gallus: "... Pff! Well.... This might kill my interest in Pinkie's cupcakes for some time."
  • Smolder: ".... Okay, fine! No more curse words, okay?!"
  • Prisoner 3: "That's better. (The Prisoners go back to having fun in the funduin.)"
  • Shore: "..... All we wanted was to learn about Princess Gleea....."
  • Gallus: "Well ya know what? Let's forget about that and get out of here?! We'll just have to wing it on shutting down the pools by ourselves!"
  • Barkrot: "Are you honestly this willing to forake this knowledge because of this town's troubles?"
  • Gaster: "Why not?! Even the convicts here assulted us with pasteries for cussing?! And we were just THROWN here, for not being ponies, and/or because some of us were assusiated with non-ponies! We're just gonna have to make do without that poem?!"
  • Barkrot sighed....
  • Barkrot: "Very well. But I can't promise that combating the pools without this poem is no less different then cutting off your nose to spite your face. You are willing to sacrivice an easier time to combat your foes, in favor of not putting up with this place's childish antics."
  • Gallus: "Hey, we may be quitters, but we're practical!"
  • Barkrot: "Then I won't stop you. Now we need to work on escaping this city."
  • Gray Dash: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? NO WAY WE'RE WASTING THIS QUEST BECAUSE OF SOME OUT-OF-NOWHERE RACISM!! I say we see how THEY like it!! Meanie?
  • Giggle: Nonono, no need to be so harsh- (She confetti spazzes)
  • Meanie: HELL YEAH!!! LET'S GIVE THEM PIES MADE OF MUD!!!! (Takes out a party cannon loaded with mud pies and fired it at everyone as Meanie laughed mockingly at their expense) (Spazzes)
  • Giggle: NOOO!!! I AM SO SORRY!!!
  • Pony Warden: YOU INSOLENT CHILDREN!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?
  • Gaster: Dude, it's just mud. Nothing a simple bath can't fix. It's not like some of the pies were actually made of-
  • Pony Warden: OH GOSH, THIS ISN'T MUD!!!!! But thankfully, not poop either. THIS IS BROWN-COLORED MASHED UP GARBAGE!!!! (Giggle spazzed and Meanie laughed mockingly, then Spazzed back!)
  • Gaster:... You can, still wash it out?
  • The Prisoners started crying!
  • Grumpypants and the Clown Prince appeared, shock!
  • Grumpypants: ".... YOU DEPLORABLE LITTLE BEASTS?! THE FUNGUIN'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU?! HOW'S ABOUT AN EXILE THEN?!"
  • Smolder: ".... Eh, I can live with it. At least I can fucking curse agai-"
  • Grumpypants: "AFTER ANOTHER ROUND OF PASTERY ASSULTRY?!"
  • Smolder: "D'OH?! (The group got assulted by pastries again!)"

Later...

  • The Group were fired from a large circus cannon!
  • Grumpypants' voice via intercom: "AND STAY OUT?!"
  • The group crashed right into a mud puddle.
  • Yona: ".... I, do not, get the appeal of mud for pigs like this."
  • Gallus:... WE TOLD YOU THAT BRINGING THOSE EVIL SELVES WAS A BAD IDEA!!!!
  • Meanie: Well we would NOT be denied our search for Gleea's soul.
  • Gray Dash: NOT HELPING THAT SCOOTALOO DRAGON HERE PISSED IN THE MOUTHS OF THEIR CHILD-FRIENDLY IMAGE BY SWEARING!!!
  • Smolder: OH, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OFFENDED BY A RACIST PRICK!!!
  • Gaster: Okay, screw this! (Turns into a giant Chizpurfle) WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS MY WAY!!
  • Silverstream: GASTER, NO!! LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS AND LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE JOKE OF A TOWN ALONE!!
  • Gaster: Uhhh, you heard what Barkrot said. Only Gleea knows how to go into the Mirror Pools to meet her brother.
  • Yona: Ugh, we can always place giant rocks on the pools.
  • Gaster: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CLONES OF THE MANE SIX WHO WOULDN'T BE PERTURBED BY BOULDERS, YOU DUMB YAK!!!!
  • Yona: DUMB YAK?!? (They all argued)
  • Barkrot: (Sighs)... ENOUGH?! (The Students stop)..... Perhaps I didn't exactly got to see that the town wasn't exactly in the best preferable shape of it's life, so, even more so, that I agree that we are out of luck on seeking out Gleea's soul. Perhaps we are better off resolving this without crippling the Pools. We have no choice anymore.
  • Skyceria got an idea....
  • Skyceria: ".... In fact.... Who saids we needed to disable the magic pools! Why not just fight clones, with clones? We can just clone the Clone Six and have a Clone War!"
  • Gaster: "(Changes back to normal).... See, that's not exactly a brilleint plan, but since looking for a stupid alicorn's soul is f***d in the ass, what choice do we seriously have?"
  • Barkrot: "Perhaps for the best. Gleea's brother was a self-absorbed prick, he probuly would've refused bluntingly in not wanting to "Ruin his own gift to Equestria" anyway."
  • ???: "What's going on here?"
  • Tempest and Grubber arrived.
  • Tempest: "What are Twilight's students and.... (Sees Barkrot).... A concerning looking person, doing all the way out here?"
  • Gallus: "Well spoiler alert, I wouldn't go into that town if I was you, not with the hedgehog, anyway."
  • Grubber: "Dude! Badger!"
  • Shore: "Because of a very mean dragon ruining a celebrated prince's first birthday, they don't like mythics very much."
  • Tempest: "(Sighs sadly), I was afraid of that. I was actselly on my way to do an ambassitor mission into that very town and convince them that I can capture the forked horn Dragon and make him face justice."
  • Gaster: "Well not helping that we half-darkifyed our clone friends and that Smoldy kept cussing like a sailer that they ended up hating us?! So we desided to say "F*** Stragity, let's have a clone war and use one of the magic cloning pools to fight clones with clones"!"
  • Tempest: "I see."
  • Grubber: Pheh, so you just turned that whole journey into filler? Wow, you guys suck eggs.
  • Tempest: (Sighs)... Well it's not enough to just make yourself an army, espeically ones as disorganised, (Looks at the Clone Six spazzing in and out of different personas).... As that. You just as much need to annex their impourent bases and places of troops to weaken them. And the element of surprise...."
  • Gallus: "..... Actselly, now that I think about it, they do think we're dead."
  • Tempest: "There you go. Utilise that stragity and make an army to match there's, if not be better. And strike while they are unprepared."
  • Barkrot: "And I believe I do know the location of another pool for our use. The Mirror Forest. Follow me, I know a shortcut."
  • Barkrot began to lead the group there, as Cheese Sandwich popped up from behind.
  • Cheese Sandwich: "HEY GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! (Charges along) I wanna help too!"

The Mirror Forest.

  • The group arrived in the Mirror Forest, where the trees are made of magic looking glass, there were magic fireflies and mirror-like water covering most of the ground.
  • Gallus: "..... Yup. It's a mirrored forest allright."
  • Barkrot: Funny thing, this was Gasconade's homeland. The water you see was used to make the pools. But it's also said to carry a curse where you get replaced with a more vain and beautiful version of yourselves if you're here too long.
  • Quartz:... Is the rumor true?
  • Barkrot: Fortunately not anymore. Mistmane dealt with it long ago. But another rumor says that the soul of Gasconade himself is residing here as a base among other pools, but it was recently proven a dud.
  • Silverstream: So you're taking us to the 'Master' Mirror Pool to get ourselves a clone army?
  • Barkrot: Indeed.
  • Ocellus: EEHHH... Crazy feeling of being watched again.
  • Gaster: "That could just be the freaking relfections, Bright Eyes."
  • Ocellus: ".... Oh. I feel better now."
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Ohhhh, hey there handsome! (Was looking at himself in one of the trees) You're LITTERALLY a tall drink of water!"
  • Giggle: (Giggles and looks at herself in a strange looking mirror tree) Look at me! (Spazzes)
  • Meanie: (Changes the look into being fat) I know. You're as plump as a plum. (Laughs)
  • Daylight: Guys. Stop goofing around. We need to find the Master Mirror Pool. (Spazzes out)
  • Darklight: "SO FOCUS, MORONS?! (Spazzes out)"
  • Daylight: "... That last bit, does not represent me."
  • Gallus: "We know, it's just your BRILLIENT idea to bring your darksides back at work, which ended up making us VERY hated to a community of party ponies?!"
  • Quartz: "Ya know guys, I know we given up on going after Gleea's soul, but, it would've at least been nice of us to find that Forkhorn guy and get him to apologiese. Maybe, that could cure their hatred for mythics?"
  • Smolder: "There's still that douche Prime Minister though. Long as he's in charge, even if we did that, he would still make those ponies hate us."
  • Tempest: "It probuly didn't helped that you vandelised their, "Fungeon", as it were. It's obvious that because of what Forkhorn did, they grown to become very protective of their things to the point of mental regression."
  • Grubber: "Basicly, you guys, ticked off a city of children."
  • Shore: "That, doesn't exactly surprise me. I feel sorry for them now."
  • Gaster: "Why feel sorry for those racist man-babies?"
  • Silverstream: "Ya know, it may not nessersarly be racism, at least, not a very serious one. It could be like how little fillies are afraid of boogeyponies. They were afraid that we were here to hurt their feelings and wreck their stuff. They just didn't wanted their fun ruin again."
  • Barkrot: "Well for now, we'll have to save amending that childish city for AFTER we save Equestria from a more intermediate concern. I believe Princess Sparkle and friends might be, better suited to resolve that problem then you bunch were."
  • Gallus: "Well that's the thing! That school is basicly training us to FIX places like that!"
  • Barkrot: ".... Then you clearly need more work if you gave up on them because you couldn't stomach their childishness."
  • Gaster: "WE COULDN'T HELP IT LADY?! THAT GRUMP-ASS PRIME MINISTER HAD US ARRESTED FOR BEING UN-PONIES, AND THEN STUPIDLY THREW US OUT FOR MESSING UP HIS BACKWORDS PRISON?!"
  • Barkrot: "But ask yourselves this:.... Would Sparkle and Friends have given up on that city because of it's condition being sevre and unpleasent?"
  • Silence.....
  • Gallus: "..... She kinda has us there, Gast."
  • Grubber: "That's what I told you. You guys DO need some fine-tuning."
  • Gaster: ".... Okay, so, maybe we DO need Sparkle's help with that wacked-out clown town, BUT WE STILL NEED TO HELP HER FIRST YA KNOW?!"
  • Barkrot: "Hence why we are here. Now, the best trick to find the Master Mirror Pool, is to find a Mirror Tree that speaks the truth."
  • Smolder: ".... Trees can't talk."
  • Quartz: "She meant as in the mirror would show the truth."
  • Barkrot: "Yes. It will reveil on what you can be on the inside and your true self. That tree, can also direct the location of The Master Mirror Pool. But be cautious of a Mirror Tree that shows what you would like to see, for it will decehive you and leave you away from the Master Mirror Pool, or often in a trap."
  • Yona: "So, basicly, a deceptive Mirror Tree?"
  • Barkrot: "Indeed."
  • Gallus: "Well that's not gonna be easy since all these damn mirror trees are exactly alike!"
  • Barkrot: There ARE noticeable differences. The mirrors have different displays of you. Whatever is displayed is like a puzzle.
  • Cheese Sandwich: So it's like a maze of mirrors?
  • Barkrot: Something like that.
  • Cheese Sandwich: Great! Because I rock at those!
  • Barkrot: "Just keep in mind of ONE, impourent, thing.... Glass Ponies."
  • Gallus: ".... Glass Ponies?"
  • Barkrot: "Think of them as an off-shoot of ponies of the Crystal Empire. They are slender and eleigant figures that are guardians of the Master Pool. They are capable of reflecting what you fear or what troubles you the most as a test to see if you are worthy to be around the pool."
  • Gaster: "Tch. Is that it? No problem, I'm part of a race that are professional shape-shifters, I'll be able to figure them out in no seconds flat."
  • Barkrot: "They process a magic shine that stupify you into believing them until you find the truthful Mirror Tree to expose their trick."
  • Gaster: "Aw peeshaaaww, your just over-hyping them."
  • ???: "YOU, F*****G, ASS!?"
  • Gaster gasped in surprise, and saw something that shocked him from a brief shine, his brothers.
  • Gaster: ".... Bu..... Bu...... Buster? Caster?"
  • Buster: "Oh, oh, YOU REMEMBER US NOW, HUH ASSHOLE?!"
  • Caster: "FYI, WE FELT THAT BLAST YA DID TO US?!"
  • Buster: "YA LEFT US TO DIE AFTER YA WASTED THE PETRIFIVED TAPEWORM STAFF OF THAT GROSS ELF DUDE?! NOT, COOL?!"
  • Gaster was getting scared out of his wits as he started crying!
  • Gaster: "I, I DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE!? YOU WERE PROCESS BY SOME NARLY FUNGUS AND TURNED ZOMBIES, I, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY GONE?!"
  • Buster: "WELL GET READY FOR SOME BROTHERLY TOUGH-LOVE, (The duo turned into a Cementapede and a Landscape Crab), ASSHOLE?!"
  • Gaster screamed like a wimp and flew away, as his brothers chased after him!
  • Smolder: ".... Wait, but, weren't those two, dead?"
  • Gallus: "They were obviously the Glass Ponies Barkrot talked about, duh. So let's not stand around like idiots, we need to- (Got ambushed by an Armasti that starts to beat him up like the Hulk to Loki and started to smack him across the area) F**************************-"
  • Smolder: "THE F*** DID THAT ARMASTI CAME FROM?!"
  • Sandbar: "That thing that was a glass pony too, dudes, using Griffins naterol bad vibes with the Armasti as a weapon! We gotta-"
  • ???: "THERE YOU ARE?! (Vicegrip showed up holding a ruler)."
  • Vicegrip: "(Starts whacking it against her hoof) I never got to properly disapleane you for causing me distress in my tour?! It's time I do what your incompident parents can't do and correct you!"
  • Sandbar: "(Ends up believing it's actselly Vicegrip thanks to the shine)..... MISS VICEGRIP?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Vicegrip: "Magic, you young fool."
  • Sandbar: "Oh right, yeah, dumb question. (Screams like a wimp and gets chased by Vicegrip weilding the ruler)."
  • Shore: "HEY?! YOU LEAVE MY SANDY ALON- (The Helldra rose from nowhere in front of Shore and roared at her!) EEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! (Slides away as the Helldra chased her!)"
  • Smolder: "OKAY, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HAS TO BE A GLASS PONY, BECAUSE I SAW THAT HELLDRA GOT WASTED AND- (A ghostly squack was heard as she turned to see a charging forth Skull Vulture, as a shine from it made her believe it was real) AWWW F***, NOT YOU AGAIN?! I ALREADY WENT THROUGH MY MOLT, YA DON'T NEED TO CHASE ME ANYMORE, YOU CRAZED F***?! (Flies away chased by the Skull Vulture!)"
  • Quartz: "That, sounded like she had a rough exspearience with that particular Skull Vultur-"
  • ???: "SURPRISE?! (A figure slammed into Quartz and held her against a mirror tree)...."
  • The figure was reveiled to be Vemita.
  • Vemita: "Long time no see, Pony Cuddler!"
  • Quartz gasped as a shine made her believe it's actly Vemita!
  • Quartz: "Vemita, wait, this isn't a very good time!"
  • Vemita: "There is NEVER a bad time to f*** around with you, Quarty Dorky! (Starts beating up and smacking around Quartz!)"
  • Skyceria: "QUARTZ! (Tries to go rescue her, but the Winger appeared from nowhere and readied his chi-blades, as Skyceria ended up seeing the shine and ended up believing that's the real Winger) NO?! NOT YOU?! THE LOUGERS SAY YOU WERE GONE?! (Screams as she flew off, getting chased by the Winger!)"
  • Yona: "Wait, Skyceria, (Chases after Skyceria) It's okay, it's not the real Winger, it's a glass pony- (The Yakataur rose from the shadows laughing maniacly!) EEEK!? OH NO!? DON'T TELL ME THE EVIL TWILIGHT CLONE MANAGED TO HAVE BROUGHT BERKTRIDGE BACK AND MADE THE YAKOTAUR AGAIN?! YONA RETREAT?! (RUNS OFF AS THE YAKOTAUR CHASED HER)!"
  • Ocellus: "This is bad, this is bad, this bad- (An angry Chrysalis shows up behind Ocellus roaring angerly!) OH THAT IS REALLY BAD?! (Zooms off being chased by Chrysalis!)."
  • Silverstream: "Don't worry guys! I'll just need to find the Truthful Mirror Tree, and-"
  • ???: "Do you actselly need to bother, my dear? (A serpent-like Sea Pony showed up)..... Equestria and all nationalies are already lost."
  • Silverstream: "(Stared fearfully awestruck).... No, no! Not you! Not now?! This, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME, YOU MEAN SERPENT?!"
  • Seapony: "I can argue the same for you, wasting about in these land-lock row of glass trees! Just as useless as your aunt!"
  • Silverstream: "SHUT UP?! SHUT UP?! (Coils down as the Sea Pony began to degrade Silverstream and her family!)"
  • Daylight: "Oh no! Guys, we need to-"
  • ???: "YOUNG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?!"
  • Nefarious swooped in on his jet boots!
  • Nefarious: "DADDY'S VERY ANGRY?!"
  • Daylight: "...... RUN!! (The Clone Six ran away like cowers and Nefarious flew after them!)"
  • Tempest: "Come on, Grubber, we need to-"
  • ???: "Tempy, (Tempest gets zapped into a mirror tree and crashed down, as the Storm King with his restored staff was seen) I'm hooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmme!"
  • Tempest: "(Got angry).... YOU?!"
  • Grubber: "WHAT THE?! I KNOW YOUR FAMILY WERE WORKING ON BRINGING YOU BACK, BUT DAMN THAT WAS QUICK?!"
  • The Storm King: "Did ya really think, I was THAT easily disposable?! Well look how wrong you are! (Entered a magic fight with Tempest!)"
  • Barkrot stood, unmoved by everyone's troubles with their problems.....
  • It looked as if Oaken Beard was back as well.....
  • Oaken Beard: ".... Barkrot..... You and I, have unfinished business....."
  • Barkrot: "...... I already know your not the real Oaken. He would show more concern for these troubled souls then contend with me. So no need for the charade, Glass Pony, and direct me to the Mirror Tree that speaks the truth so I can help them."
  • Oaken Beard: "Has that black magic made you mad? Then allow me to show my AUTHENTISTY!? (Enters a tree magic duel with Barkrot)!"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "...... Well, this got awfully intense, I need to break this up and-"
  • Crying was heard as Cheese Sandwich looked in fear, as he saw crying pony fillys having a crappy birthday!
  • Cheese Sandwich: "OH NO?! MY WORSE CONVINENTLY PLACED FEAR?! POOR ORPHAN FILLIES HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY PARTY?! I, MUST, CHEER UP?! (Runs to their aide and began to give them a happier birthday and presents in the form recimendations to Equestria's best orphanages, as the poor filles still struggle with tears and crying) IT'S OKAY KIDDIES?! CHEESE SANDWICH IS HERE?!"
  • Barkrot: (After a long duel) ENOUGH OF THE FAÇADE! THAT GUISE ISN'T FOOLING ME!! (Continues fighting Oaken Beard)
  • Oaken Beard: This is not a mirage. I am the real O- (Barkrot used magic to make him reflect)... Oh, poo! (Rereats as Barkrot chased him)
  • Storm King: You'll pay for what you did to me! (Fires at Tempest as Grubber ran away comically and cartoonishly as Tempest just pushed him to a wall to shatter slightly)... Ow!
  • Grubber:... OH, DUH, OF COURSE IT'S A GODSDAMN GLASS PONY!!
  • Storm King: GRRRGH!!! OH, I'LL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS!!!
  • Grubber: (Scoffs and just harmonizes comically as the noise shattered him)...
  • Tempest:... That, should not, have worked.
  • Grubber: Well it did anyway.
  • The Glass began to put itself back togather as a beautiful slender and tall Glass Pony.
  • Glass Pony: "Okay, you two, I get you were only defending yourself, BUT THAT HURT?! I mean, don't people just seke out the Truth Mirror Tree like they used to anymore?! It's always shattering and breaking! Ugh, your lucky we are immortal as fuck, or that could've been murder!"
  • Tempest: "Can you just tell your friends to stop attacking us?"
  • Glass Pony: "Look, it's not "Attacking you" persay, (Sees the Armasti beating up Gallus)..... Though we do get abit rough. It's all only apart of your test to see if your worthy for the Master Pool. I mean, come on, it's nothing personal, really, it's just a job we're doing as the pool's guardians. No need to get mad."
  • Tempest: "Then at least show me to the truth mirror so I can help them out of these mindgames!"
  • Glass Pony: "Well, you pretty much forced your way into passing, so, why not? Also, I'm afraid that if I said no, ya'd hurt me or something."
  • Tempest: "(Sigh), Look, I'm sorry for hurting you, it's just, using the form of the Storm King, was abit much."
  • Glass Pony: "As I learned the hard way. Everypony, stand down! (They did as the other prechived threats turned into more Glass Ponies)... Show's over, take five. We've been found out."
  • Reflective Elder Glass Pony: "Yeah, as I already know when the Dark Tree Witch made me start to be more reflective."
  • Gallus: "(Dazed) If ya find any teeth laying around, they're mine. Blame the cyclopsic goat monster. (Faints)."
  • Glass Pony:.... Yeah, maybe we DO need to revaluate on how we do this test. Alright, come with us.

Truth Mirror Tree's location.

  • The Truth Mirror Tree was found, though it didn't looked too unitge from the other glass trees apart from being a gold-yellow hue.
  • Smolder: Wow. If only that's actselly gold and not just the glass being very yellow.
  • Barkrot looked at it and saw that the mirror showed that the Master Pool was south of them and only seen in the mirror...
  • Barkrot: ".... It's just south of us and under an invisability spell."
  • Gallus: Oh, wonderful. It's invisible. How do we find it then?
  • Sandbar: We can just bump into it. It's invisible, not intangible.
  • Gallus: Well I for one would not like to have my face smashed in looking for that stupid pool.
  • Silverstream: You do know that my ability to sense magic allows me to know when it's there. This ability has been allowing me to train in an ability to use magic vision so I can see it's presence anywhere.
  • Gallus: And exactly how good have you been getting at THAT?
  • Silverstream: Don't patronize me, Chicken-Name!
  • Gallus: WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • Barkrot: Both of you calm yourselves. We will find the Master Pool in time.
  • Moonbow: Time is kinda the thing we don't have much of.
  • Gallus: "Well why can't we just break off a piece of the Truth Mirror Tree and-"
  • Tempest: "The Glass Ponies advised against it. That would risk upsetting the Glass Dragon, which they said is very protective of these mirror trees."
  • Gallus: "....IT'S NEVER F*****G EASY?! (The scream echo made the glass trees shake a bit)"
  • Yona: "Careful! Glass is very sensitive to high volumes. Any higher a frequintcy and we might end up breaking the entire forest."
  • Sandbar: "And that would be bad in more ways beyond the Glass Dragon dude. Shards Vs. Skin? Not a good combo."
  • Gallus: Well then how the bock do we-
  • Silverstream: Guys? I have magic senses. I might as well use them.
  • Gallus: ".... Okay, fine."
  • Shore: "Gallus, are you still scorned about what happened in Topsy Turvy Town?"
  • Gallus: "More like it's that, AND THAT I HAD MY ASS KICKED BY A GLASS PONY THAT TOOK A FORM OF A DAMN ARMASTI?!"
  • Shore: "Ya didn't had to shout!"
  • Quartz: Yeah, remember that yelling is not a good idea here. And the last place we'd want to be is in shattering glass field.
  • Giggle: Uh-huh! So, let's go.
  • Silverstream: Southward to adventure!! (They go down south in the Glass Forest)
  • Daylight: So, how does your senses work exactly? We can see magic.
  • Silverstream: Yes, but it's actually just molecules charged with quantum energy, or at least that's what my scientist friend Pressure Shift says. He says my senses, as well as his since that's his signature magic ability, can help me see the invisible wavelengths of it like electromagnetism-
  • Gaster: English please?
  • Silverstream:..... Wha, wha..... OKAY WHAT PART OF THAT IS TOO HARD TO GRASP?!
  • Gaster: Wavelength and electromagnetism, duh. That litterally sounded like you were talking in Nerdinese.
  • Silverstream: NERDINESE?!... Wavelength is pretty goddamn self-explanatory! It's just like how long a wave on a beach lasts. AND electromagnetism is pretty easy to learn. You know what, if it's so hard to understand, why did you ask?
  • Darklight: I asked! THIS ASSHOLE IS JUST BEING AN UNHELPFUL ASSHOLE!! (Slaps him and she spazzes)
  • Daylight: Okay, we do NOT hit the other students- (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: Bitch, I do what I want.
  • Gaster: You know, your evil sides are really, really, REALLY, TESTING MY PATIENCE!!!
  • Silverstream: YOU test OURS all the time. So, because of your bad remark, I'm not explaining anymore, because I will not indigify this gift by dumbing it down because you don't like it when I speak "Nerdinese". Besides, we're short on time, and I'm a little uneasy after being tormented.
  • Gaster: WE ALL ARE!!
  • Barkrot: No yelling, remember?
  • Gaster: Aw, save it, Treebark! I'm sure it's nothing these glass cannons haven't been used to. I'm also sure that shattering trees aren't a onetime thing. If anything, this 'Glass Dragon' is a big whiner who's like a child that had his toys taken from him. Don't these trees grow back just like them? They're trees!
  • Barkrot: I wouldn't disrespect the dragon either-
  • Gaster: Oh don't pull THAT either. This isn't about that dragonling in a full-grown dragon's body. This is about the Master Pool and saving our friends.
  • Barkrot: Well we can't exactly find the Master Pool if we don't show it's guardians any respect, now can we, you little ruffian? And this Mirror Tree forest is more complicated then you unenlightently believe, you little-
  • Gaster: Why defend them?! They, MENTALLY, TORMENTED, US!!
  • Skyceria: They were just doing their job as guardians! Because I would imagine that a pool capable to make clones, would be very deceptable to being abused by undesireables! They only did what they did because they thought we had bad intentions like the Mean 6 clones!
  • Gaster: Well I couldn't care less since they made the mistake of crossing my tragedy line!
  • Gallus: "Hey, your the one that made it easy for them to bring your bros into this by letting it still be a THING with you! It's kinda like how Tempest still feels sour about Ol' Stormy or Barky's unresolved issues with Treebeard! We were probuly too easy for them!"
  • Gaster: That doesn't make what they did any less dickish! I hope their Glass Dragon grows up one of these days. Let's just find what we came here for, and get this over with.
  • Silverstream:... Well, I can see why you're here.
  • Gaster: Don't change the subject, birdbrain!
  • Silverstream: I just did, deal with it.
  • Gaster: NO! We're NOT wasting anymore time. Time is money, so let's find that stupid pool and go save our friends, NOW!!!! (Some of the trees cracked)
  • Silverstream:...... Fine! But only because we're in the wrong setting for an argument. I do not want to be disfigured by flying glass shards and devoured by a 'childish' dragon because of your buggy attitude.
  • Gaster: "THANK YOU?! (A figure was growing from the grown behind Gaster as everyone stared in shock and concern) That's all I am asking- (Notices the scared faces)..... What? (Growling was heard, as Gaster felt a very angry preasence, as he turned to look to see a Smaug-like dragon made of reflective glass, looking very pissed at Gaster as he stares at him with mirror-like eyes that reflect back Gaster's growing state of fear)...... (Squeaky) Mama."
  • Glass Dragon: "..... What was that about me being "Childish", boy?"
  • Gaster: "(Squeaky whine).... (Squeaky) So, big....."
  • Silverstream: "(Quietly) Well so much for Mr. Brave."
  • Glass Dragon: "And on top of that, YOU CAUSED MY HARD WORK TO CRACK?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA, HOW MANY EONS IT TOOK, TO MAKE THIS FOREST PERFECT?!"
  • Gaster squeak-whine coiling up!
  • Glass Dragon: "MANY, MANY, MANY EONS?! I have to collect alot of special magic rocks, subugate them to years of being turned into sand by a speical magical sea, then PAIN-STACKINGLY COLLECT THAT SAND, CAREFULLY AS POSSABLE SHAPE THEM INTO BEAUTIFUL MIRROR TREES, AND THEN USE MY GLASS FIRE TO COMPLETE THE PROGRESS AT LONG LAST?! IT TOOK ME, HALF OF THE LAST MILLENDIA, TO GET IT RIGHT?!"
  • Gaster: "(Squeak Whine) I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I take it back?!"
  • Glass Dragon: "APOLOGIES WON'T CUT IT?! For disrespecting my work, I will bestow apawn you, a curse?! A Curse, OF FINE CHINA?!"
  • Gaster: "(Squeaky Whine) Fine China?! Ya mean like, those stupidly fragle eastern lands plates?"
  • Glass Dragon: "Yes! From then on, (The Mirror Eyes turned magical), your flesh, your bones, or in your case, exoskeleton, your organs, and even your powers, will for now on, be made of Fine China! Fragle, weak, deceptable to damage, easy to destroy! You will be fragle as they come, can never afford interactivity, where even the ones you love would only serve to break you! The curse will last for life, until you learn to treat craftmenship, WITH THE RESPECT IT DESERVES, AS NOW YOU HAVE TO TREAT YOUR BODY WITH CARE AND RESPECT!? (Gaster began to feel his body become fine china) For failure to do so, will, be, fatal. (Fades back into the ground as the curse was completed)......"
  • Gaster: "(Gaster began to look at his body as plate sounds are heard).... What, happened?!"
  • Barkrot: "Ugh, perhaps I should've gave a more early warning that the Glass Dragon was infamous for casting curses into those that don't respect his hard work. His particular faverite, is turning people into walking fine china. Because nothing would garrentie respect and care into his Mirror Trees more, then making people have to treat their own cursed bodies with care as well."
  • Gaster: "..... (Grabs Barkrot Desperately) PLEASE?! FIX THIS?! CURE ME?! I CAN'T AFFORD AFFORD TO BE FRAGLE?! I'M THE STRONGEST OF THIS GROUP, YET ALSO WITH ANY BRAINS AROUND HERE?!"
  • Barkrot: "The Glass Dragon's magic level is beyond even my own. This is a curse you must remove yourself by learning respect."
  • Gaster: "..... AGGGAHH?! THAT WAS SO EVIL OF HIM?!"
  • Silverstream: "More like you hurted his feelings and not showed curticy to his work! He only did what he did to make you learn respect and care?!"
  • Gaster broke into crying as he curled up phathicly!
  • Shore: ".... Well, this made our journey, more difficult. How can we continue with Gaster this demoralised?"
  • Gallus: ".... Okay, whoever saids not it the last, has to carry him. NOT IT!"
  • Most others: "NOT IT?!"
  • Barkrot: "Not it."
  • Ocellus: "NOT IT-...... Shoot. Do I have to? I'm not exactly strong?"
  • Silverstream: "But you can turn into something big and carry him. Besides, it, might give you two some chance to bone."
  • Ocellus: "Ya know, since the Winger insodent, you seem particually interested in having me interact more with Gaster, even when he CLEARLY doesn't like me."
  • Silverstream: "Err, well.... I, just figured that, maybe he'll come to respect you more if you were the one to help him the best. I mean, look at him. (Gaster was seen crying in a fetal position).... He's, not exactly in an insulting mood anyway."
  • Ocellus: ".... Ugh, fine. (Turns into an Alicorn-Sized Roc and gently picks up Gaster). But you guys, owe me alot of Pinkie's cupcakes."
  • The group carried on.
  • Gaster was blabbing like a fool, incapable to talk.
  • Sandbar: "That, sounds like he might not be himself for, a good while."
  • Ocellus: Well if I know him, He's unlikely to apologise so easily and think that the way the Glass Dragon reacted, even if it is justifyed, only proved his point.
  • Barkrot: Well he's not turning back until he does so.
  • Silverstream: I doubt that. His whole idea is that he doesn't trust athority figures. I doubt he'll admit defeat to the Glass Dragon after what he's been through. Let's just find the Master Pool and go save our friends.
  • Sandbar: And how far are we from that?
  • Silverstream: "It's still a decent trek from here. We may have to do a good walk for awhile."
  • Gallus: "(Sarcasticly) Yaaay. More walking."
  • Shore: "No offence Gallus, I know you griffins aren't known to be cheery, but you could stand to at least have a more positive attatude."
  • Gallus: "Aw don't you start something you can't finish! We'd all had a rather sucky exspearience right now, so quit it, or you'll force me into shouting loud enough that the Glass Dragon would have to turn me into fine china too!"
  • Shore: "I'm just saying that your always so.... So negitive!"
  • Gallus: "Well let's see you try being a griffin that a lot of people tend to give dirty looks to thanks to a stupid international debt!"
  • Shore: "That has barely been a relivent event anymore."
  • Gallus: Not to the asshats that look at me dirty and call me a greedy birdy. Ugh, Goldstone HAD to do this to us!
  • Smolder: Hey, many races in Equestria are given dirty looks for one reason or another, don't think you've had it the roughest.
  • Giggle: (Sighs) I know what happened back there was tormenting, but can you just calm down and take deep breaths? (Spazzes)
  • Meanie: So I can punch your lungs mid-breath and listen to you wheeze like squeaky toys? (Sadistically giggles, but was cut short by another spazz)
  • Giggle: ".... Ignor that last part, that was just the bad me talking!"
  • Smolder: "Ahem! Like I was saying, dragons have it crappy too! There can still be people rather grudgemental on the fact that we dragons used to wreck shit all the time and kidnap princesses for lols and/or hoard treasure and stuff and get greed indused bigness! Heck, that wacky party town is clearly still upset with what Forkhorn did! At least people are only mad at griffins for something as mundane as a dept! We dragons have to put up with years of doughebagery on our claws!"
  • Shore: "Well why did you think Twilight buildt up the school?"
  • Grubber: "Because Storm King drumatised a fuck out of her and she didn't want that shit to happen again? Which, our bad for bringing him to Equestria, by the way."
  • Ocellus: "Well Gaster accused her of being egocentric."
  • Silverstream: "Because my aunt's behavior left a bad taste in her mouth?"
  • Gallus: "Because something something Hasbro Toys."
  • Shore: "(Sigh), (To Grubber) Barely, (To Ocellus) Gaster had agreed to drop that claim, (To Silverstream) Only Partically Accreate, (To Gallus) And there's already brony reviewers complaining about Hasbro's marketing practices, ya don't need to join.... It's because she realises that our communites needed to be more united togather then ever and not live in isolationisum. To bring more friendship in an incrisingly troubled world."
  • Gallus: "Oh come on, Equestria got attacked by what, a magical ape-saytr and an army of masked creatures and little miss emo and her dog?"
  • Grubber: "Badger!"
  • Tempest: "Make no mistake, Griffin. The world is far more broken than beyond Equestria's boarders. And not all of it was Storm King's fault, though he was a powerful syntom of it. There lands already in pitiful shape before the Storm Clan even assended, though their madness helped little."
  • Shore: "Thank you for backing me up on this, Tempest."
  • Tempest: I assure you that during my quest before joining the Storm King, I've seen multiple lands in ruined states, much not even related to the Storm Clan. They have reasons why they don't look at ponies genuinely.
  • Gallus: Because they're d***s that'd prefer leaving them to die?
  • Silverstream: Are you ever going to stop complaining about Aunt Novo's stunt?
  • Gallus: Never! She was racist, neglectful, irresponsible, ignorant, and willing to sacrifice another race for her own.
  • Silverstream: Racist?
  • Gallus: Uh, yeah! She used Twilight's stunt as an excuse to 'never allow surface dwellers into her kingdom', ignoring the fact that IT WAS HER FAULT FOR WASTING HER ENTIRE DEATH-DEFYING JOURNEY!!! Racist!
  • Silverstream: In her defense, she didn't know how much they had to go through and that wasn't her first mistake. She's had enough on her plate to deal with. She used to be mentored by Seaquestria's last ruler, is constantly bullied by a former general and ex-advisor, which a glass pony imitated by the way, and she lost her seapony boyfriend because of not taking action after the Storm King's attack. She had too many problems already to even bother with another. Admit it, would you want another problem stacked on top of multiple others?
  • Gallus:... No.
  • Silverstream: Then don't blame her for Twilight's hardships. All of that was the Storm King's fault.
  • Tempest: Exactly. He has destroyed friendships before. He considered friendship a liability. He never had a friend in his life. I have seen things worse than Twilight's friendship crisis in my day. I was very troubled as a filly and even before I lost my friends, I wanted to see the world in a grown mare's eyes.... I don't even know where I originally came from.
  • Applesauce:... Yer an orphan?
  • Tempest: Yes. I was rescued by seaponies after being found underwater unconscious and having a head concussion. I had amnesia, and couldn't remember how I wound up in the water, but the first thing I remember saying to myself was... I want to grow up.... It was a strange thing to say to myself.
  • Grubber: Sweet Gods, T, wherever you came from, it sounds like you were a war survivor.
  • Tempest: I WAS wearing armor and weapons, so it looked that way. I was a strange filly among the others for more brooding but cheerful behavior.
  • Antique: Oh, darling, that's awful.
  • Tempest: I know. Even today, I still don't know what to make of myself. I don't even know where I'm supposed to know. Hell, I don't even have a cutie mark. See? (Shows them her blank flank)
  • Daylight: Yikes!
  • Sandbar: Whoa! There's something you don't see every day.
  • Tempest: I never discovered a true purpose in life. I still wear this armor to cover up not just such rare shame, but the pain I lived through.
  • Quartz: Well I'm sure you will.
  • Giggle: Yeah. We don't have cutie marks either. We aren't even a year old yet.
  • Gallus: "Cause you guys were clones created by that crazed anti-biology cyborg from a popular video game francise about a alien-cat-thing."
  • Sandbar: "Actselly, he's suppose to be a rodent."
  • Gallus: "Then explain the ears, surfer dude?"
  • Sandbar: "Just a case of mistakeable identity, bro."
  • Moonbow: He's called a Lombax. They've been evacuated to another dimension since Ratchet was a baby because of some traitorous foster member of Electross' spieces.
  • Antique: Point BEING, we don't know what to make of ourselves yet. But we haven't been looking for it for years like you did.
  • Tempest: (Sighs) Well without knowing the truth behind this urge to grow up, I can't know where to start. I don't even know who my parents are.
  • Daylight: Well at least you won't have to do it alone. As a global friendship ambassador, you should earn yourself plenty of interracial friends.
  • Grubber: "Provided, if they're not too butthurt from Storm King and/or being in a pitiful excuse of a socity."
  • Tempest: Well a lot have been imbalanced since the Chaos Wars, including the ponies before Equestria was even founded. The loss of the Alicorn Gods left a heavy impact.
  • Gallus: Can we seriously stop with the needless exposition? We KINDA have a job to do.
  • Yona: It's a long way, we have to pass the time somehow.
  • Gallus: "Well excuse me I am trying to keep us from being distracted and how we might either miss or accsidently bump into the pool we needed to find! So let's- (He trips and slpashes into something invisable) (Surprised Squack!)"
  • Silverstream:...... Found it.
  • Gallus: (Gets up on the surface) Gee, thank you SOOOOOOOO much! NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE?!
  • Barkrot lifts Gallus up.
  • Barkrot: "Alright miss Daylight. Time for you and your compatriots to start making clones."
  • Daylight: ".... Okay girls, let's do it."
  • Giggle: "Just one thing.... How did that cloning poem go again?"
  • Daylight: Actually, I may have heard this from Twilight once. I think it was something like... "And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared." ...Why do I know that?
  • Gallus: "Cause like the real Twilight, your a smartass. Also, that peom? So Queer."
  • Yona: Ugh, why is everything 'queer' to you?
  • Gallus: Just working with what ponies give me. No offense.
  • Sandbar:... You know tagging 'no offense', doesn't exactly make it any less offensive.
  • Gallus: Well point is, it wasn't MEANT to be offensive! Let's just get multiple here.
  • Giggle: "YAAAAY!! (Recites the poem and brings out another Giggle, which spazzes quickly back and forth to Meanie and back). IT WORKED?!"
  • Barkrot: "To, a limited compasity. It appears the poor magic is making the spazz-outs more frequint due to the complexity of your duel personalities."
  • Daylight: That's a risk we'll have to take, Barkrot. So we got our Giggle Glee Candy clone, now for the rest of us. (The rest of the 6 recite the poem and bring out clones of each other)
  • The Clone six proceeded to repeat this process and started to make more clones.
  • Ocellus: I got an idea. We can clone ourselves too.
  • Gallus: And, WHY, the f***, would we do that?
  • Ocellus: Well we could use the classic 'attack of the clones that you can't tell apart' tactic.
  • Barkrot: Clever. The clones CAN die if the real thing does, and when you have an army of identical clones, that could be difficult.
  • Silverstream: "Isn't that alittle unehtical to use clones of ourselves as meat sheilds?"
  • Barkrot: "Don't worry. Should a clone, "Die", and the original is still living, it'll turn back into magic and go back into the pool. At best, it's like your making an army of mirrors or holographic copies of yourself. Besides, you can't really afford to hope that the clones of your clones would be all the evil clones would worry about. Best safe then to be sorry for over-thinking about ethics."
  • Gallus:... Well, hate to admit, but that's a good arguement. I guess we could use a little more tactics. (Looks at the pool)... Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this queer stuff. And into his own reflection he stared, yearning for one whose reflection he shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared, at the prospect of being doubly mared. (He holds his breath and walked into the pool and came out inverted meeting a clone)...
  • Gallus 2: Dude, you didn't need to hold your breath, you were only gonna be in there for like a micro-second.
  • Gallus: HOLY HYPERBOREAS, IT WORKED!!!
  • Gallus 2: As suppose you were expecting this to be out of order? But to be serious here, I wanna ask, why you didn't just find one of the other Mirror Pools rather than find the main one?
  • Gallus: We don't KNOW where the other Mirror Pools are!
  • Yona: My turn! (She recites the poem and brings out a clone of herself)... Did it work?
  • Yona 2: Ohhhh, shiny glassy forest. Hello, fellow Yak!
  • Yona: Uh, hi...?
  • Yona 2: (Sees the others) Why yak befriend other species?
  • Yona: (unimpressed)... You're kidding me, right?
  • Yona 2: "Yak no kid. Why yak with non-yaks? It no feel natrol."
  • Yona: "..... (Quietly) Ughh, this is SO why Uncle Yakbrain doesn't like that traditional yak speech. (Openly) Can you not be racist here?"
  • Yona 2: "Me no against racing."
  • Yona: ".... (Quietly) And now I understand why Uncle Yakbrain hates Yaks being idiots."
  • Silverstream: Well we can't send this clone to help. Unless... You acted stupid like the rest. I for one would be a good addition. (Recites the poem and duplicates herself)... Voilà!
  • Silverstream 2: Wow, I look prettier than I thought. Why am I still single?
  • Silverstream: Right back at ya, beautiful.
  • Sandbar: After you, angelfish.
  • Shore: (Giggles) You silly! (Uses the pool)
  • Shore 2: Woooooo!!! That was crazy.
  • Sandbar: Is it weird to say I feel like making out with hundreds of Shore clones?
  • Shores: I was going to say the same about you.
  • Gallus: Just get in the damn pool, you aquaphile!!
  • Shore: "Hey give him a break, Chicken-Boy!"
  • Gallus: Just get in the pool and clone yourself so we can beat the bad guys, and I won't have to watch an endless SandShore Mirror Pool Orgy!
  • Yona Clone: What is...  Orgy?
  • Yona:... You don't want to know.
  • Sandbar: Okay, fine. (uses the pool and brings out his clone)
  • Gallus: "Who's next?"
  • Ocellus: I guess it's my turn. (She uses the pool, but the clone that comes out is a small dragon) Huh? (She tries again, but this clone is a coyote) What? (Tries a third time, but the clone is a large centipede) Oh, come on! What, does a mirror pool not work for Changelings?!
  • Ocellus 3: Relax! (They all turn into Ocellus) We're just being changelings.
  • Ocellus: Oh, thank goodness.
  • Gallus: "..... The fuck was that about?"
  • Silverstream: I think those clones just revealed Ocellus' hidden mischievous self.
  • Gallus: Yeah, Changelings are kind of douches that way.
  • Ocellus 2: There are four of us right here, you know!
  • Gallus: No offense is meant! Yeesh!
  • Smolder: I'm up! (Uses the pool and her clone flies out of the mirror pool) Awesome!
  • Smolder Clone: "FUCK ASS ASS CUNT CUNT FUCK FUCK FUCKERY FREAKING FUCK!?"
  • Smolder: ".... Oh real funny, magical pool! I don't cuss that much!"
  • Smolder Clone: "F*** S*** S*** S****Y S*** S***TASTIC F***AMONGA?!"
  • Shore: "Ugh, what a potty mouth!"
  • Smolder clone: "S*** T**S V***** P**** F*** A**CRACK F***ASAURUS CRAP CRAP DAMN DAMN HELL HELLHOLE P***?!"
  • Barkrot: "Ugh, not even soap can clean this mouth."
  • Grubber: "At least, the real Smolder looks, modest in comapirison?"
  • Tempest: "If by virtue that the clone suffers from extreme tourette's syndrone."
  • Some Sandbars are seen making out with some Shores.
  • Gallus: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?! NO ORGIES!
  • Quartz: "So, guess I'm next?"
  • Smolder: Go for it!
  • Quartz: "(Recites the poem and pulls another Quartz out)."
  • Quartz clone: "..... (Emo-sounding) My life is full of dispear and misery."
  • Quartz: "..... Okay, I am NOT that upset with my life!"
  • Gallus: Somehow I don't think half of us will be able to beat the- (Yells at a Sandbar-Shore couple making out near him) WILL YOU CUT THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!?
  • Skyceria: "I'm, afraid of what my clone would be like."
  • Smolder: You won't know unless you try.
  • Skyceria gulped, recited the poem and brought up the clone.
  • Skyceria clone: ".... I'm a flying deer!"
  • Skyceria: "..... Well, at least she's not being as airheaded as Prominade."
  • Gallus: "Oh, agreed. Cause the last thing we needed was another Peryton that acts like Mary Sue!"
  • Smolder Clone: "BITCH TITS TAINT TAINT ASS ASS ASSHOLE PISS SHIT BLOWJOB?!"
  • Ocellus: ".... I guess this is why Pinkie and the others avoided using clones ever since. They clearly can't perfectly mimic the real deal."
  • Barkrot: "It's intentionally like that so the real one can be easily figure out."
  • Gallus: "Well it didn't help Pinkie Pie much because the clone pinkies were as over-the place as she was."
  • Barkrot: "But what the clones would ever have, is your own true feelings."
  • Gallus: "Hey, save the sappiness for the canon show! We got a job to do! We'd do Gaster next, but.... I'm, not sure if a Gaster Clone can be really useful with the curse in mind."
  • Gaster was still curled up phathicly.
  • Gallus: ".... And that Gaster, for being a tough guy, is still in a state of personal woe."
  • Ocellus: "He, didn't exactly prepared himself for giant magic Glass Dragons or being made vulerable in a position he couldn't easly fix without sacrivicing pride. It's his first timehe dealt with a situation being cocky and tough DOESN'T get him out of mess, if not did the oppisite."
  • Barkrot: You sure he's not going to make up for what he did?
  • Ocellus: Never. He's, too prideful to ever admit defeat. He doesn't like feeling, inferior and weak. He hates feeling helpless. It, contributed to his disfondess for anyone deeming themselves his superior.
  • Barkrot: ".... Would this distaste for superiors, be related to his brothers, perchance?"
  • Gallus: "He was forced to cream his fungus-zombieafived brothers going after a magical petrifived tapeworm staff that Chrysalis made them do. Chrysalis, wasn't exactly cool about losing that staff more then the lives of actual people, so she basicly exiled Gaster for not bringing it over."
  • Barkrot: (Gives a legit face of pity)... So he refuses to heed to stronger powers and even leaders... Because an incompident one, costed him his family and home?
  • Ocellus: Pretty much, yes.
  • Barkrot:... I see. As if my dealing with that idiot bug wasn't mistakeful enough as it is.
  • Ocellus: So, he'll have to stay with you until we can get him back to normal. Not to sound mean, but, he'll only slow us down. Gaster was about practicality, and, he would've agreed to it. Even more so, since, he's not in his right mind, nor in the proper state to fight.
  • Gaster: (Yells unintelligible gibberish)
  • Ocellus: Oh hush up!
  • Gallus: "So we're basicly down a tough Changeling, then? OH great! As if having oddball clones wasn't bad enough!"
  • Gallus 2: "Not all clones, dude."
  • Gallus: "I meant generally! What Gaster is legit on, is that he's tough, yet actselly has a brain in his noggon! Now, I get not taking him along is for his safety, but you do realise that we need to have another tough but clever thinker to pick up the slack!"
  • Tempest: "You do realise you are accompanied by a former LT. of the Storm King, correct?"
  • Gallus: ".... Oh, right."
  • Tempest: "Well the first thing to do is make enough clones of, well, the first clones, to make an army compatable with theirs. it will cause a distraction while we make our way torwords the leaders, for they are the brain of the clones. We take out the brain, the clones will become gravely funtionaless, and ceptable to being changed back into pool magic."
  • Shore: "Well it won't be easy. Sure, the other mean clones are either incompident or apathic, like with the clone Rainbow Dash, and can pretty much have their traits used against them, but that Clone Twilight's the one to look out for!"
  • Tempest: "Agreed. I had difficulty facing even the original. I can only imagine what an unkind doppleganger would be like."
  • Gallus: "Pretty much, she'll have Twilight's smarts and magic, but she's also a remorseless bitch, so, don't expect much in making high-winded speeches about friendship, but instead high-winded speeches on how hopeless fighting her is."
  • Sandbar: So basically, a common villain speech of "how feeble we are compared to her", "how inevitable our defeat is", "how the world will soon be hers", et cetera, et cetera?
  • Gallus: "Among those lines."
  • Tempest: But as long as you all act differently, and possibly stay away from those who see past ruses, you should blend in perfectly.
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Uh, I don't wanna be a Mister Downer here, but, there's still the matter that we have to find the clone pool Pinkie Found, and whatever other pools the bad clones ran into."
  • Barkrot: That was the main reason why we found the Master Pool. We were going to shut it down to keep them from being misused, but since we don't know the poem, in no thanks to Forkhorn, we cannot get to the only one who knows it. And cause you children insisted on not persisting with that albeit crazy town, you pretty much walked away from the place that had the only way to learn about the infomation.
  • Gray Dash: AND HOW DO WE DO THAT WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE, GENIUS?!
  • Barkrot: There IS another way.
  • Gray Dash: And that would be- (Spazzed)
  • Moonbow: AW, WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!? Just get this backup plan over with.
  • Barkrot: "Well, the next best solution is simple: Taking the pool water away. That way, no water, no ability to make clones."
  • Silverstream: "Ya mean like, getting all that water out?"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Ohh, and I know just the elephant friend for the job!"
  • Gallus: ".... So, we're just, gonna have an elephant suck the water up? That's litterally a stupidly simple plan, even Patrick could've came up with it!"
  • Barkrot: "Well, would you like to try for round two with that town that fears mythics?"
  • Gallus: ".... Touche, lady."
  • Barkrot: Sucking the water from this pool should cut out the power from the other pools. The pools draw from the same source, which is here. Taking it out will turn the pools into normal pools.
  • Gallus: Then let's get a heavy as elephant over here and suck up this pool!!... Uhhh... Who is it?
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Just an old friend from the Elephant Lands of Potamia. Oneo Tono."
  • Smolder: "(Scoffs), That's his name?"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Hey now, he's very proud of that name as it stems to many generations of proud elephant wather gatherors!"
  • Smolder: And how exactly are you going to haul his heavy carcass all the way over here?
  • Cheese Sandwich: "You guys, don't need to! (Puts on a drill hat) Just leave it, to me! (Leap up and started to use the drill hat to dig through the ground and and started borrowing into the ground)....."
  • Gallus: "..... Hope he doens't take the wrong turn at Albuquerque. (Silence)...... Aw f*** you guys, that was funny."
  • Barkrot: "At least the sandwich themed jester is being productive here. And that it may take him a great while to get here, so let us get start-"
  • Cheese: (Comes out with an elephant) Say hello to Oneo Tono.
  • Oneo: (Indian Accent) WHAT IN A GROOTSLANG'S UNNOTICEABLE BUTT?!?
  • Barkrot: "..... Ugh..... Karma, has betrayed me again."
  • Oneo: CHEESE, PARDON MY RUDENESS, BUT WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DRAGGING ME OUT HERE?!
  • Cheese Sandwich: "I'm sorry, Oneo, but, I kinda needed your help with something."
  • Oneo: "Oh.... My apologies for yelling, old friend. It's just that this random abduction sort've happened at a bad time. My sister is getting married and-"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Oh congraduations, Oneo."
  • Oneo: "Oh your much too kind, in fact, now that your here, would you like to be encharged of the reception? The other one had the nasty case of the Butt-Bumps. Don't ask."
  • Cheese Sandwich: "I'd be delighted to-"
  • Barkrot: "AHEM?!"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "But it has to be after you help us out. We need your water gatheror skills to drain a magical cloning lake."
  • Oneo: ".... If I hadn't remembered that I live in a world where magic and myths exist, I'd immediately say you have gone crazy."
  • Gallus: "Still kinda is, actselly."
  • Barkrot: "But still true. Evil clones of the Main Six have used a mirror pool make a clone army of themselves. Clones of clones, if you will."
  • Oneo: "Oh my goodness, Mirror Pools. My people are very cautious of those crazy puddle's of water. A prank happy Zebra once found such a pool in Potamia and cloned himself an army of pranksters to cause a prankwave. Took forever to capture the nasty trouble magic and to gather all clones back into the pools."
  • Giggle: Funny, my mommy did the same. Some even say some clones are still out there.
  • Shore: "Wow, Barkrot wasn't kidding about how many cloning pools there are."
  • Oneo: Well, Zsa-Zsa was quite the prankster and she didn't know when a prank went too far. Your Pinkie friend has visited Queen Allocthon before since the Storm King attack as a friendship mission.
  • Moonbow: And that is...
  • Oneo: The Queen of the Hippos.
  • Moonbow: Ohhhhhh... (Spazzes)
  • Gray Dash: I hear they have bad gastric and excremental problems due to their appetites!!
  • Giggle: Moony!! (Spazzes as Meanie laughed hysterically) (Spazzes back) AND YOU, BAD ME?! STOP, LAUGHING?!
  • Oneo:... Well you're not exactly wrong, but she doesn't take being told that to her face very well. Trust me, I know a rhino from the Rhinolands Guard who still has the scars from when HE did so. Poor Kibo can hardly see now, but he still makes a good juggernaut. But as for OUR leader King Tembo? You, do, NOT, want to mock our size and fat. We can be self-conscious about it. Anyway, alchourse I would most help with this.
  • Sandbar: I just have one question. How do we know Oneo won't accidentally swallow the Mirror Pool water after we're don-
  • Gallus: YOU'D BETTER NOT PROVOKE KARMA, SURFER DUDE?! ALSO, YOU JUST WANT THE CLONING WATER BACK SO YOU CAN HAVE A MASS ORGY WITH THAT WHORE FISH PONY!
  • Sandbar: I was only curious! What, do you think I'm some kind of horny horse for Shore or something? YEESH! Also, really? Surfer dude? I mean, I may have the personality, but I haven't exactly seriously surfed yet.... That is if you count riding on Sea Turtles. Also, easy on the harsh lady names, bro, that was too aggressive, even for you."
  • Gallus: WELL PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME IN ACKNOWLEDGING HOW KARMA FARIES WORK?! (TO THE SKY) I'M ONTO YOU, LADIES?! YA WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SCREW US OVER SO EASILY?!"

Karma Fairy World.

  • Karma Fairy Boss: "Whoa! Careful ladies! That chicken-named griffin's on to us! Work, with caution."

Group's location.

  • Sandbar: Well, I can see there's another reason why you're here besides the griffins' recent bad publicity with Goldstone with that massive controversial debt. You're an apathetic insensitive jerk.
  • Gallus: WE'RE GRIFFINS!! IT'S KIND OF OUR THING IF PEOPLE LIKE GILDA AREN'T AN EARLY INDICATION!!!
  • Oneo: Oy, I take it you kids had a rough time getting here. Well all the more reason to help you ease these troubling times, then.
  • Shore: "Don't get us wrong, we usually get along better then this. (Referring to Gallus sternly) Although SOME of us need to respect priorities!"
  • Oneo: Still proves my point. Let us just begin. (Sucks up the water)
  • Ocellus: "Do you think it's likely that the Mean Clones will notice?"
  • Barkrot: "The dumb and/or apathic ones might barely care.... But it's a garrentie the smart one would."
  • Oneo: (With full mouth) HMMMPPHHH!!!!
  • Barkrot: I'd say to keep the magic water in, buuuut... It's not good in your mouth any longer. Don't swallow either. It doesn't seem safe.
  • Oneo: Mmmm... (He sprays the water all over the surrounding Mirror Tree forest)... BLACH!!... So, am I permited go back to my sister's marriage? (Loud elephant noises were heard)... That sounds like my sister!
  • Cheese: Ooh, they're going through the honeymoon already?
  • Oneo: That's not a testosterone yell! That's... A danger call!
  • Barkrot: (Looking through Darkvine who tabs into the vision of bird eyes)...... Seems that the Mean Six's clones are wreaking havoc on the Elephant Lands.
  • Gallus: "WHAT?! HOW DID THEY GET THERE BEFORE WE-"
  • Everyone else: "MAGIC!"
  • Gallus: "Okay, okay, that's fair, that was a stupid question to ask!"
  • Barkrot: "Also perhaps related to the clones learning about their cloning abilities being compromised. Admitingly, I didn't anpisipated this quick of a respondse time.
  • Darklight: (Laughs) How can an army of ponies handle an army of elephants? (Spazzes)
  • Daylight: Same way ants take down bigger bugs. In numbers.
  • Gallus: "I mean, come on, we didn't took THAT long for that to happen!"
  • Barkrot: "Perhaps like me, you underestimated their effectentcy and respondse time. Believe me, had this been anyone else, I would've expected at least a 7-9 hour respondse time at best. Why, it would be as if these clones never believed you actselly died."
  • Gallus: "Well how come they didn't tried to stop us?!"
  • Shore: "Likely, they figured we would've given up, deeming us as "Helpless" children. Clearly these clones don't know us that well at all."
  • Sandbar: Well... I guess saving the Elephant Lands can be a good opportunity to test our clone army.
  • Sandbar 2: (He was seen jerking off in the water while looking at Shore)
  • Shore 2: (She was seen flopping on the ground as she jerked off, too)
  • Gallus: (Shivers), Sickos!
  • Sandbar:..... I mean, provided we can make it work.

Chapter 6: Clone Showdown Madness/The Mean Six De-Meaned

Elephant Lands

  • King Tembo: (He was watching as Mean Six clones attack the Elephant Lands) RELEASE THE OLIPHANTS!!! (Equestrian LOTR Oliphants came out as they were defeated quickly)
  • General Elephant: AW COME ON!!! THE OLIPHANT ARMADA ALWAYS WORKS!!!!
  • King Tembo: GENERAL TALUS, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Oliphant 1: PONIES TOO KICKASS!!! OLIPHANTS BEING TOPPLED!!!!
  • General Talus: CHIEF CLIFF-FALL, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!!!
  • Cliff-Fall: DOING SOMETHING!!! (Marches off only to be beaten up with large tremors)... CHIEF CLIFF-FALL FELL AND CANNOT GET UP!!!
  • General Talus: DON'T YOU FALL ON ME, CLIFF!!!!!
  • King Tempo: "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THESE PONIES ANYWAY?!"
  • General Talus: Don't ask me, your highness, I don't blasting know!!!!
  • King Tempo: "AT LEAST MAKE GUESSES, DAMN IT?!"
  • General Talus: "Well the best I can make from the top of my head is that a rogue Draconequus is behind this!"
  • King Tempo: Ugh, is that really the best you can offer? Ugh, whatever, just, have this resolved!
  • General Talus: SOMEOLIPHANT GET CLIFF-FALL BACK UP!! (More Oliphants got Cliff-Fall back up)
  • Oliphant: KING!!! SOMETHING IS COMING!!!
  • Talus: "WHAT NOW?!"
  • Oliphant: It's... ONEO!
  • King Tembo: What?! (They look far to see the Young Seven, Markless Six, Cheese, Tempest, Barkrot, Oneo and the clones coming in)... How did they get here quickly!
  • Oliphant: I do not know, maybe magic?
  • King Tempo: ".... Second thought, scratch that question, I realise that it's a stupid one to ask, all things considered."
  • Smolder: (Saw that the evil clones were surviving even with the stampeding elephant inhabitants) Wow! Elephants are going on a panic frenzy and none of the clones are being hurt or trampled.
  • Temepst: "You would think that at least SOME casalties would be garrentied from this. (A Bully Pie clone got squashed comedicly by a tripping elephant's butt and disapate into retreating pool magic)..... Just when I said it."
  • Yona: My biggest question is if elephants have a good enough economy that can even handle this. From what I heard, elephants, as well as their colossal tribal Oliphant cousins, and their mammoth ancestors during the First Windigo Ice Age, are much more aggressive than us yaks. Thus they would likely cause much more property damage than Yaks ever could.
  • Oneo: Oh, our economy is semi-communist. That means repairing property damage is completely free. Saves a lot of trouble for a destructive race like us.... Hell, many Potamian races are very destructive, it's just a matter of how subtile you are about it or not.
  • Gallus: "Guys, I don't see the Primo Bad Clones anywhere!"
  • Tempest: "They could be hiding. This attack could only be to lure us out if they are onto us about the cloning pools."
  • Barkrot: "Though it's concerning that it's the Elephants who are targeted first and not a more near pony village. That makes me the most concern of how aware of our existence they are."
  • Silverstream: Well we'll worry about that as it comes. We have some elephants to save.
  • Shore: I go first! (She and her clones slid across the battlefield taking out multiple evil clones and saving a few elephants)... THAT WAS SO, MUCH, FUN!!!!
  • Noon Clone: I'm sure it was. And now prepare to die! (Noon clones charged their horns until Shore and Sandbar clones saved her)
  • Noon Clone #2: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL!!!
  • Noon Clone #3: NO, THAT'S THE ORIGINAL!! (More Shores are rescued in the same fashion)
  • Noon Clone #2:... Alicorns dammit!
  • Gallus: DEATH FROM ABOOOOOOOVE!!! (Clones of him, Ocellus, Moonbow, Smolder, Quartz, and Silverstream attacked from the sky)
  • Yona: YONAS DESTROY!!!! (Yona clones trample evil clones)
  • General Talus: What the devil is going on?! A clone war? What is this, Star Wars?!
  • King Tembo: Pretty sure this is too ridiculous to even be like the most rediculious things Star Wars would offer. Even more then the holiday special!
  • Cliff-Fall: Be thankful there be help.
  • Darklight: (Wreaks havoc cackling while switching multiple times back to Daylight who fought more mercifully, all while the same thing happened to Daylight clones)
  • Cheese: (Plays a kazoo while Cheese clones came out)
  • Oneo: Wait, you didn't clone yourself, did you?
  • Cheese Sandwich: "Trust me, the world can't handle so many Cheese Sandwiches..... that sounded a LOT better in my head."
  • Oneo: "You mean, you'd rather be a unigte force then to be cloned?"
  • Cheese Sandwich: Pretty much.
  • Lazy Dash 1: WHICH ONES ARE THE REAL ONE?!?
  • Lazy Dash 2: I DON'T F*****G KNOW!!! They look the same, act the same, talk the same, same sort've speech... Pattern-
  • Lazy Dash 1: SERIOUSLY, HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY 'VOICE'? GET A DICTIONARY!!
  • Lazy Dash 2: Ugh, WhatEVER!!! Point is, they're making it hard to tell who is who!!! (Two Yonas ram into both Lazy Dashes and cartoonishly crushed them).... F***?! (The two Lazy Dashes poof into pool magic and began to fly off to return to it's original shorce.)
  • Gallus: It's working!
  • Ocellus: I'll handle this! (She and her clones change into giant versions of themselves and squash a few evil clones)
  • Comi Clone: "(Hugs a Noon Clone) I ALWAYS LOVED YOU?!"
  • Noon Clone: "..... THE FU- (The two got crushed by as giant Ocellus as they turned into retreating pool magic energy)"
  • Meanie: (Laughs until spazzing)
  • Giggle: It's not polite to laugh at others, even if they're evil- (Spazzes)
  • Meanie: BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
  • King Tembo: I think I see pony clones that are good ones..... With the leading bunch being abit, weirdly glitchy."
  • General Talus: Did that blue bug pony with cute eyes turn into a f*****g OLIPHANT?! (Ocellus turned into an Oliphant as well as other Ocelluses which charged in with other Yonas)
  • Bitchershy Clone 1: "AWWWW"
  • Bully Pie Clone 1: "Crap!"
  • Bitchershy Clone 2: "F*** THIS S*** I'M OUT?!"
  • Bully Pie Clone 2: "SAME?!"
  • The four clones already got flatten before they could start running as more and more retreating pool magic was seen!
  • Noon Clone: "OUR FORCES ARE BEING CREAMED?!"
  • Crabapplejack Clone: "THEN IT'S TIME TO CUT OUR LOSSES, AND RUN FOR IT?! AMSCRAY!?"
  • Noon Clone: Yeah, nice lie. We can still deal with it.
  • Crabapplejack Clone: "I ACTSELLY MEANT IT THIS TIME?! WE NEED TO RETREAT AND- (The Noon Clone blasted the Crabapplejack clone as the pool magic retreated)...."
  • Noon Clone: ".... If there's anything that bugs me more then lying cowerds, it's TRUTHFUL cowerds! (The clones begin to army up on the Ocellus Oliphants as they adapted by turning into new creatures and even mimic evil clones)"
  • King Tembo:... Curious. We're being helped by changelings.
  • Cliff-Fall: Creatures that steal love helping elephants and oliphants? Aren't Changelings bad guys?
  • General Talus: Uh, they reformed a year and a half ago, don't you remember?
  • Cliff-Fall: Cliff-Fall does not recall being told this. This new info to Cliff-Fall.
  • General Talus: Ugh! WHY DID THE OLIPHANTS HAVE TO BE SO MENTALLY SLOW?!
  • Oneo: (Sees his sister and her fiancé cornered by evil clones) DO KINDLY LEAVE MY SISTER BE, ELSE I BE FORCED TO BREAK MY NON-VIOLENT VOW IN SELF-DEFENCE?! LIKE SO! (Swings a broken giant wood support at them)
  • Noon Clone: OH, S- (Oneo manages to bash a few clones as the pool magic retreated)
  • The remaining clones began to retreat from Oneo....
  • Oneo: "Thank you kindly for co-operating!"
  • Bitchrshy Clone: KISS YOUR OWN BUTTCRACK WITH YOUR TRUNK, FATSO- (Oneo tossed the support at her as she dissipated into mirror pool magic that retreated)
  • King Tembo: Looks like Oneo just contempoary broke his non-violence vow.... Never figured he had it in him.
  • General Talus: OHHHH, that reef-haired seapony clone is fish-slapping that monochrome pony clone in the air! (Laughs)
  • King Tembo: Really?
  • General Talus: Hey, let me make the best of this clone invasion.
  • King Tembo: Need I remind you, some of these clones are helping us fight off the other clones?
  • General Talus: I know that! Just trying to have some fun is all!
  • King Tembo: THIS IS NO TIME TO HAVE FUN!!!
  • General Talus:... You know, if you weren't our great king, I'd call you a total buzzkill.
  • King Tembo: Well, I am your king, and if you weren't my loyal general, I'd have you punished for that remark.
  • General Talus: ".... That's fair....."
  • Daylight: Ugh! These clones are just as adaptable as us! They keep debunking our every move! (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: ANNIHILATE THEM!!! (Combined her chaos, light, and dark magic) FEEL MY TRIAD POWER, C**T-S*****S!!!! (Fires a devastating three-crossed beam that destroyed many clones turning them into retreating pool magic) YEEEEEE- (Spazzes)
  • Daylight:... That wasn't very controlled. (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: But it was effective, can't argue with results. (Spazzes)
  • Daylight: "BUT IT RUINED THE ELEPHANTS' VILLAGE?!"
  • This was seen....
  • Darklight: "(Spazzes back in) I didn't say it was perfect, I said it gives results!"
  • General Talus: ".... WELL THAT WAS ABIT OVERKILL?!"
  • Daylight: Ugh, I HATE you! (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: I hate you too.
  • Applesauce: (Clones cornered her and her clones as Applejerk took over and blasted them away with a fart)... GROSS!!!! (Spazzes)
  • Applejerk: Oh, you know you love it. It was being built up for this occasion. (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: You and your sick flatulaphilia! Let's just go before I puke.
  • Giggle: (As she and her clones threw cupcakes) You get a cupcake, and you get a cupcake, and YOU get a cupcake, WE ALL GET CUPCAAAKES!!! (Spazzes)
  • Meanie: AND BY CUPCAKES I MEAN MUDCAKES!!! (Laughs maniacally as she threw mud cakes)
  • Noon Clone:... Hmm... Hey, girls? Have any other clones you fought have... Split personalities?
  • The other Clone Six clones spazz back and forth from good to bad....
  • Noon Clone: ".... Damn it, thought I was onto something!"
  • Noon Clone 2: UGH, HOW DO WE FIND THOSE STUPID ORIGINALS?!
  • Noon Clone 3: I HAVE NO IDEA, DON'T YELL RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!
  • Noon Clone: We'll find her.
  • Noon Clone 4: Sure we will.
  • Noon Clone: Shut up!
  • Suddenly, the four of them got crushed by anvils and were turned into retreating pool magic.
  • Meanie Clone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Some Lady Hoarder Clones are seen looting a wealth disposatory!
  • Lady Hoarder Clone: "LOOT ALL THE MONIES, THEN WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS BLOODBATH?!"
  • Greedily Clones: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NO YA DON'T, THAT'S OURS, C*M DUMPSTERS!!!!
  • Lady Hoarder 1: WE SAW IT FIRST!!
  • Greedily 1: WELL TOO BAD, IT'S OURS!! (The clones comically fought in a dust cloud for the loot)
  • Antique:... Uhgh! Greedmongers!
  • A Crabapplejack clone was about to slam Antique in the head with a club, but Antique quickly did a judo kick right into the Crabapplejack clone and sent the club flying that knocked out a Noon Clone that was trying to charge up a powerful attack as she feel like a plane and crashed!
  • Crabapplejack clone: "(Dazed) Oh give a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope plaaaaaaaaaay. (Faints, then turns into retreating pool magic)."
  • Antique: Dumb clone.
  • Moonbow: (Continues kicking the butts of Lazy Dash clones with other Moonbow clones) YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • The Lady Dash clone lazy tired to throw a spear, but it ended up falling straight down and landed tip first into another Noon Clone trying to charge another attack, as more retreating pool magic was seen!
  • Lazy Dash Clone: "...... (Leaves as this was heard)."
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  • Comi Clone: "WE NEED TO FIGHT HARDER COMRADES?! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS?! WE CAN BEAT THEM?! WE-"
  • Cheese Sandwich: "STOP!...... (Brings out Party Holister) HAMMER TIME?! (Party Holister began firing hammers!)"
  • The Clones get comedically defeated by the hammers!
  • Noon Clone: "(Shocked face)..... THIS IS SUEISIDE?! RETREAT?! RETREAT!?"
  • The Bad Clones began to ran away like cowerds!
  • Sandbar: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!!!
  • Gallus: WE KICKED YOUR ASSES!!!!
  • Oneo:... That's that then. Many thanks for your help.
  • Giggle: Well if we had just brought you in to help with the Master Pool, you would've been a pointless drop into the episode.
  • Oneo: ".... I want to say I feel flatterly insulted, if I understood what you meant by that."
  • Gallus: "She's a Pinkie Pie clone, what did you expect? Lack of Post-Modernisum?"

The Two Sisters Castle Ruins, contemporay Mean 6 base of operations.

  • Real Noon: "YOU RETREATED?!"
  • Clone Noon: "I'm sorry, but, this group proved too much! We were overwealmed so greatly, that it would've been sueiside to continue! We need to make more clones!"
  • Real Noon: "WELL IF THE POOL FAILING TO MAKE MORE IS ANYTHING TO STAND BY, THAT MEANS THOSE FOOLS DID SOMETHING TO WHATEVER POWERS THE POOLS?! MAKING MORE CLONES JUST BECAME ALOT HARD TO DO, YOU INFERIOR DOPPLEGANGER?! (ZAPS THE CLONE AND REDUSED IT TO RETREATING POOL MAGIC)!?..... (Sighs)......"
  • Real Lazy Dash: "Welp, so much for those losers being dead then, huh?"
  • Real Noon: "SILENCE, IMBACILE?! We're going to need to adapt to this. We need to make the originals confront us themselves without clones."
  • Real Bitchershy: "How do you plan to do that? They may be abunch of goody two-shoes, but they're not abunch of DUMB Goody Two-Shoes. They won't take anything we say for S***!"
  • Real Bully Pie: "Hey, let's not forget that we have their friends on our grip! We can bribe them to-"
  • Real Noon: "That's too predictable, idiot. They'll expect we'll do that and be prepared for it."
  • Real Crabapplejack: "Well how's about we nail them where it hurts? We trash that school they like so much!"
  • Real Lady Hoarder: "AND GET LOTS OF THEIR MONEY?! (Laughs crazily!)"
  • Real Comi: "And break stuff with my tank!"
  • Real Noon: "One, good to hear you've developed not lying, CAJ, two, don't we have enough stolen loot as it is?"
  • Real Lady Hoarder: (As a huge pile of it was seen)... No?
  • Real Noon: "And three, it has to be something that can't be rebuildt and replaced. Something too impourent for Equestria to ever lose."
  • Real Lazy Dash: "The Elements?"
  • Real Noon: ".... (Face hooves herself) Rephrase, something irreplaceable to Equestria, THAT CAN'T FIGHT BACK SO EASILY, AND CANNOT TURN US INTO COLORED LOGS AGAIN?!"
  • Real Crabapplejack: "The Crystal Empire?"
  • Real Noon:... Well the Crystal Empire has a lot of importance such as the spread of love and a portal to a dimension of multicolored humans. Not exactly much of a detriment to Equestria. We need leverage that is enough to set Equestria to the brink of destruction.
  • Real Comi: Then I shall suggest, the Magic Pools. The pools that are the source of all magic in this universe.
  • Real Noon:...... TOO RISKY COMI?! THAT'S LITTERALLY, LIKE AMONG THE TOP 5 THINGS ANY VILLAIN WOULD TARGET?! That could risk them knowing about it somehow and sending traps convincing enough to even potaintionly trick me?!
  • Real Comi: ".... Your right, it is too obvious."
  • Real Lazy dash: Well, why don't we get Nefarious involved?
  • Real Noon/Real Comi:... (They looked at each other)..... What?
  • Real Lazy Dash: Well if you guys bothered to ask me instead of squabbling and calling me a couch potato, I would've told you that the Mane Six lookalikes we have been encountering are actually former evil clones just like us, except these clones were created by a guy named Dr. Nefarious, and they don't want him to know because of some nonsense about Chrysalis ripping off his idea of creating them, and that being 'illegal' or something.
  • Real Noon: WHAT?! YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL- Wait, where the hell did you hear that?
  • Real Lazy Dash: I heard them talking about it before we abducted the heroes. You told me to spy on them and give a signal, remember?
  • Real Noon:... (She cartoonishly beat her up) WHY WOULD YOU WITHHOLD THIS USEFUL INFORMATION FROM US?!? WE WOULD'VE HAD THOSE STUDENTS BEATEN BEFORE THE ATTACK ON THE ELEPHANT LANDS!!!!
  • Real Lazy Dash: Uh, I don't care.
  • Real Noon: WELL, YOU SHOULD CARE, YOU F*****G ASS!!!!! (Smacks her across the face) UGH, YOU'RE JUST AS INCOMPETENT AS THE REST OF THOSE CLONES!!! Now thanks to you, we're about to be attacked by those brats!!
  • Real Lazy Dash: Well, you should've asked. Heck, I just said that, pay attention!
  • Real Noon: I DID PAY ATTENTION!!! I TOLD YOU TO SPY AND REPORT, AND ALL YOU SAID WAS THAT IT WAS READY!!!! YOU ARE JUST AS LAZY AT PROFESSIONALISM AS EVERYTHING ELSE, LAZY ASS!!!!!
  • Real Lazy Dash: Whatever!
  • Real Noon: "..... (ANGERLY GROWLS)!?...... FORGET DOING ANYTHING FOR NOW?! LET'S ALL JUST, STAY AND GUARD THE BASE?!"
  • Real Comi: That would actually be a better idea.
  • Real Lazy Dash: What?! Why?!
  • Real Comi: Because if Nefarious did get involved, that would not be good for us. Nefarious would surely have us destroyed for being the ripoffs to his plan.
  • Real Noon:...... That's actually a good point. He was the reason why we even came back. Well, we could just guard the base, like I said, and maybe have a magic beacon in place if we DO lose. And break.
  • Darkvine was secretly watching this and left into the shadows.

Meanwhile

  • Barkrot: Everyone, I bear, relitive bad news. Thanks to Lazy Dash's lack of professionalism, the Mean 6 are aware of the current fued between the Villain League and Team Nefarious and plan to send them the information when we change them back into logs, and are now on the defensive.
  • Giggle: Why do I get the feeling this was almost an attempt to prolong this episode when we were almost done?
  • Giggle Clone: "I know, right? Wasn't 6 chapters enough?"
  • Gallus: Guys? No one, CARES.
  • Giggle Clones: "WELL WE DO?!"
  • Gallus: Well WE don't! At all! The only thing we care about is stopping that spell AND saving the heroes!
  • Barkrot: "This might not be garrentied. By the time we arrive to the castle, the spell might already be cast, as the only person who can undo the spell is the same person who cast it. And given that neither Noon nor Comi are reasonable sorts should any of them be the ones to cast it, there is no point of return with them."
  • Gallus: "Well, fuck."
  • Fairweather: So there's nothing we can do?
  • Barkrot: Not unless we can make a clone of Starlight based on a radical interpretation of her old ways, or that of what is basicly a physical represention of an evil Twilight Sparkle, suddenly have a change of heart and betray the plan.
  • Gallus: Guys, let's just forget it. Nefarious is going to find out about this one way or another. The guy's insane, but he's not an idiot. At least, not the kind of idiot that remains ignorant to this kind of thing.
  • Yona: So, how do we take them by surprise? That doesn't really seem like an option anymore.
  • Ocellus: "This is usually something Gaster can do, but, he's too demoralised by his curse to be helpful."
  • Gallus: "Well it's not like we can just bad mouth him back to reality, cause he looks closed off to it!"
  • Silverstream: I may have an idea, but I am not 100% if it'll be a very good one.
  • Gallus: "Well what is it?"
  • Silverstream: ".... Maybe, we can best get to him, if one of us.... Mocks his brothers."
  • Smolder: "DUDE! THAT'S BASICLY TALKING S*** ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE?! It's universeally an uncool thing to do, even if it's to someone who wasn't well liked!"
  • Gallus: "Yeah, the dead would have to be Storm King levels of bad to talk s*** about!"
  • Silverstream:... Well, I have another idea, but it involves Ocellus.
  • Ocellus: Me? Why me?
  • Silverstream: "..... Okay, I'm gonna be blunt as all Tartarus...... Ocellus, I think you should know that- (Gaster was snapped back into reality and covered her mouth!)"
  • Gaster: "SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE-HOLE, YA ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS?!"
  • Silverstream: ("Wow, it worked before I even got to say it. Well played Gaster, but I'll bring the truth out one day.")
  • Gaster: "Okay f*****s, ya got me out of feeling sorry for myself, what do you want, and what the hell did I miss?!"
  • Smolder:... You didn't see anything we did?
  • Gaster: I'M BEEN MAGICLY ALTERED TO BE MADE OF F*****G FINE CHINA!!!! MY MIND WAS TURNED OFF AS A RESULT?!
  • Ocellus: Gaster, what was Silverstream trying to say?
  • Gaster: NONE OF YOUR F*****G BUSINESS WHAT SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY!!!!
  • Ocellus: Celestia, you need to calm down.
  • Gaster: NO!!! I WAS TURNED INTO A F*****G FINE CHINA BY SOME GRUDGE-HOLDING DRAGON WITH A TEMPER AS FRAGILE AS HIS STUPID MIRROR PLANTS!!! THAT'S WHY I STAND ALONE, BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID, SACRIFICIAL, OR VINDICTIVE!!!!
  • Silverstream: Oh, so just because the world is a jerk to you, you went ahead to be a jerk to it back?
  • Gaster: Don't diss me because it's true.
  • Silverstream:... Then maybe you don't need us to get you back to normal.
  • Gaster: MY POINT EXACTLY!!! You, Silverbitch, are just like your aunt, suggesting leaving people to die.
  • Silverstream: HOW DARE YOU?!
  • Gaster: Am I wrong?
  • Barkrot: ENOUGH!!!!... Gaster, life is not fair, that much is true. But it's not to be taken in vain like you're doing right now. You don't trust the world because of the selfishness others can process, but if you don't give the world a chance, then you'll only end up as miserable as such others are.
  • Gaster: The Glass Dragon turning me into fine china was the final straw. This world sucks, and I only stick with you because I have nothing else better to do. You're all just a bunch of jokes to me.
  • Silverstream: Oh really? All of us? I can read your emotions. My family aren't the rulers of the hippogriffs for nothing. We're empaths. We're technically a hybrid of monarchy and democracy because we read the feelings of our people and decide what heir should be ruling.
  • Gaster: In other words, a parliament?
  • Silverstream: You could call it that. And my cousin taught me how to practice my empathic abilities. I know you don't think what you claim. You care about us. It's not just that you have nothing better to do anymore. Until you come clean with how you feel about us, you're stuck with us AND the School. Which is why you're going to help surprise the Mean Six.
  • Gaster: I'm sorry, are you stupid? I'm a fine china, you pigeon!! I can't do anything until 'I repent and respect the Glass Dragon'. And that's not going to happen because he only proved me right doing this to me. I'm basically stuck this way, unless you assclowns have a better solution.
  • Gallus: "Well ya see, who saids we need to fight the clones? We can just sneak in, break out the Lougers and the teachs, and have them do all the work, while we deal with what's left of the clones the Mean 6 made."
  • Gaster: "I-..... Wait, you guys already pawned half of their clones? Well hey, not bad! I guess you guys weren't COMPLETELY hopeless without me."
  • Smolder: "Well thing is, the clones are now hold up in the Two Sisters castle, and your obviously legit smart enough to figure out the best ways to sneak in."
  • Gaster: ".... Tempting..... Okay, I'll make that stragity, but under the condition we find some old book inside that old libary to undo the curse. And before ya say anything, be honest, do you guys seriously have faith in me getting rid of this curse the way that Glass-Ass Dragon wants me to do it?"
  • Barkrot: ".... Fair point. But be warned that the Glass Dragon will sense this cheat-out and will seek you again to re-curse you."
  • Gaster: "You made your point. But surely we would've gotten the Lougers and the Main 7 out by now to put that glossy cry-baby in his place."
  • Barkrot: Very well. But the Glass Dragon is one of the most stubborn dragons in Equestria.
  • Smolder: I'd be insulted if it wasn't true.
  • Gaster: Oh so NOW the truth hurts!
  • Smolder: Shut up!
  • Ocellus: Well we don't have a choice. Gaster's too stubborn and magic won't fix it very easily. Now, Gas, where do we get started?
  • Gaster: "Well, that boring history Spoonbill once made the class learn about the "Complexities" of the old ruins and how there's like, a bajillion ways to enter the castle."
  • Gallus: "Well how many of those are secret?"
  • Gaster: "He said they were more implied then proven. Hence the point of them being "Secret"!"
  • Smolder: Well, we're gonna have to find SOME way to get in the castle!
  • Gaster: "Well, there was one that made me the most curious. An extra special secret entrance inside the ravine under the two sisters castle someplace hidden in the royal catacombs, pretty much the same place the teachs and the Lougers found the keyhole to our world sometime back, kinda, WAY before we came along."
  • Silverstream: Then that's how we'll get in. Where's the entrance to the catacombs?
  • Gaster: That's what I wanna find out. (Everyone stared dejected).... Hey, I never said the the spoonbill knew where it was. Besides, it wouldn't be a good secret enterence if everyone knew of it.
  • Gallus: ".... Fair point. But did Spoony at least say where he throeised where this secret enterence was?"
  • Gaster: "He had, ALOT, of theories. Some of which, those of you with wimp-stomachs, MAAAAAAAAAAY not like too much."
  • Smolder: "Then tell us the less-puke worthy throeies first."
  • Gaster: Well, knowing Noon will have a magic sensing spell to prepare for us, using magic scans or things like that are out of the question.
  • Gallus: "UGGGHHH, YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO FIND IT MANUALLY?!"
  • Gaster: Sucky as it is, yes, less ya want to give those fakers a chance to realise your here for the benefit of a quick find. Luckily, this entrance doesn't need magic. There's a cave sector close by that I actually used to whizz during our trip there. I noticed a few things that might be able to get us inside.
  • Silverstream: You sure?
  • Gaster: Changelings technically know our way underground since we started out down there. I can detect an opening. Yona can smash her way through any blockades.
  • Yona: Okay, I may be strong, but I'm still a kid. I'm still not as strong as an adult yak yet, so I can't smash rock.
  • Gaster: Well keep in mind that, again, we can't use magic in risk of a detection spell at work, so we need to improvise here. Just give it a shot because any use of magic can alert Noon.
  • Silverstream: So, I can't become a seapony if we find water?
  • Gaster: Well sorry, Silv. Changing into a seapony counts as magic. Your gonna have to be like turtle boy and start holding your breath. Besides, we are among a seapony, and again, Sandy's got lungs of steel after so many underwater makeouts.
  • Sandbar: What's the point of even pointing out my talent twice?
  • Ocellus: But no magic also means I can't shapeshift. I'll be rendered useless to everyone. We might need you.
  • Gaster: Sorry, but Noon's too smart when it comes to magic. She wouldn't even be fooled by an illusion of a magic pool.
  • Meanie: (Chuckles), (Quietly) That's not what the original scene suggested! (Spazzes out)!
  • Giggle: "HEY! NO TALKING ABOUT OUSTED SCENES?!"
  • Gaster: Okay, this dual personality thing is weirding me out. Let's just go.
  • Gallus: "Great minds think alike once more."

The Castle of the Two Sisters' Location.

  • The group makes it to the bottom of the ravine, and entered in the same place where the finishing events of The Keyhole of Equestria took place.....
  • Gaster: ".... Okay, we're here. Now all we need to do is find that entrance."
  • Gallus: Then let's start looking.
  • Skyceria: "This place gives me the creeps."
  • Ocellus: You and me both.
  • Silverstream: Ugh, luckily this is so much easier since some of us can see in the dark. Praise Celestia.
  • Gallus: Or, you know, whatever other gods for the Non-Pony races are around in this....
  • Smolder: ".... Wait, do non-ponies have their own gods? I mean, I know of the dragon gods for us dragons, but, do the other races have their own gods, or were the rest of ya'll just Alicorn God side-projects?"
  • Barkrot: "Oh, don't worry...... The Alicorn Gods were not alone in having their creations. The other races had their gods as well.... But alas, like the Alicorns, they two, fell victim to the Choas Wars."
  • Gallus: "Well how come nobody talks about the other gods?"
  • Barkrot: "In due to the ponies being more dominent, the gods of other races ended up obscured, and apawn the choas wars, forgotten."
  • Gallus: ".... Tch, no wonder we're so f*****g miserable."
  • Gaster: (Dubbed as Peck) CAN WE FOCUS PLEASE?! (Suddenly his yell echoes around the cave, and everyone stays still until it subsides)..... Un-stable much?
  • Barkrot: "This is an anichent place after all. Lack of stability is to be expected."
  • Quartz: "Good to know. Gast, do yourself a favor and don't break yourself trying to get something done."
  • Gaster: "Oh thanks for reminding me that I am in a fragle existence even more then normally, Quartz. NOT!"
  • Quartz: "Sorry, just making sure you know to take care of yourself."
  • Gaster: WHY WOULD I NOT KNOW THA- (Cracks himself a bit)..... (Phathic Squeak) OW!...
  • Quartz:... Because that.
  • Gaster:... I hate all of you.
  • Silverstream: You and I both know that's not true. Your only saying that to sound like tough because you admire how strong Pharynx is and want to basicly emulate him.
  • Gaster: I was forced into the School, remember? Not exactly in the position to REALLY like anyone, now am I? Maybe whatever positives about you weren't meant to be.
  • Silverstream: Not even if you fell in love with one of us?
  • Gaster:... No.
  • Silverstream: Lie to yourself all you want, you can't escape fate. You were forced into the School, so you better make the best of it or you'll only be miserable.
  • Gaster: Nice wisdom for the niece of the worst queen of both hippogriffs and seaponies.
  • Silverstream: Yeah well next word to the wise guy: Don't get yourself shattered by someone you cheesed off. And keep in mind, Hippogriffs used to have a time where we weren't always so nice!
  • Gaster: Ugh, we have a job to do, so fine!
  • Gallus: (Laughs) Wisest hippogriff I ever met.
  • Silverstream: Totally. (She and Gallus high-fived).
  • Ocellus: "Ya know, if the Glass Dragon had understood that his curse only worsen his attatude, do you think the Glass Dragon would change his mind?"
  • Barkrot: "He would only deem it as part of the progress till he starts taking more care of himself as the Glass Dragon does for the Mirror Forest."
  • Tempest: ".... I guess the Glass Dragon really cares for how much work and care he placed into that forest if he's willing to be that punishing."
  • Barkrot: "Like he said. It took him nearly a millendia to make that forest like it is. That amount of time would make anyone extremely cautious about even minor cracks or imperfections."
  • Cheese: "So, in other words, it wasn't as easy as how we made glass?"
  • Barkrot: "Yes indeed. Making the mirror forest was a trial and error progress. He ended up having so many failures related to the trees, that the failures frustraight him, to the point that he learned to care for the creation as if he was creating the universes themselves. (Gaster quietly began to somewhat understand why the Glass Dragon was so angry at him, beginning to ponder that working on a fragle glass forest for a good millenda can make anyone abit ornery)."
  • Gaster: ("So basicly, that Glass Dragon doesn't like failures and fuck-ups too, huh? Well no wonder he got so pissy at me. Makes sense and... Maybe I should be careful around other lone rangers with unfathomable power.")
  • Silverstream didn't missed that and eyed Gaster who paid her no mind.
  • Barkrot: "But we should resume our shearch for the secret enterence."
  • Sandbar: Yeah, it should be smooth sailing ahead.... I hope.
  • Silverstream: If we could use magic, we'd be able to see what hazards are here.
  • Fairweather: You guys have night-vision. Shouldn't that be enough?
  • Gallus: Night vision is just illuminating anything you see in a close radius with greens, and makes your eyes look scary when you face someone without it. It's technically not enough.
  • Moonbow: Wow, with a few words and snark, you can make any superpower sound bad.
  • Gallus: Well it's not my fault the faults of those superpowers hurt.
  • Daylight: Wait... I think I stepped into something wet.
  • Smolder: Please tell me it's just water and not residential black stuff from when the Lougers dealt with that Keyhole shit.
  • Barkrot: "I sense no dark presence of Kingdom Hearts. It appears safe."
  • Gallus: In otherwords, it's water. And it seems it'll get deeper. Look. (They saw knee-deep water and a series of cave formations and jewels)
  • Smolder: Huh? A dragon would be okay for a while stranded here. (Consumes a few of the gems)
  • Quartz:... I think that's ice.
  • Smolder: (Stops)... Ehh. Ice is just crystallized water. (Keeps eating the ice)
  • Silverstream: And the water?
  • Smolder: Oh, it's just a few feet deep. You should be okay.
  • Gallus: Well let's hope it stays that way.
  • Quartz: "What up with this flooding? The Lougers and Death Coffin never encountered this."
  • Barkrot: "The end result of the rain seasons the Everfree forest gets. Sometimes these caves flood. The caves were in their dry spell when the events of the Keyhole of Equestria was uncovered."
  • Gallus: "Our luck we visited when it got wet."
  • Gaster: "That's what she said."
  • Gallus: "..... Ya just had to make this dirty, did ya dude?"
  • The Group began to enter a certain part of the cave where the water goes beyond their legs.
  • Yona: My fur is getting all soggy.
  • Gallus: Well, it kinda makes you wish we got out more, huh?
  • Gaster: Guys, let's just focus and rescue the teachers and Lodgers before we get in any more trouble.
  • Gallus: Speaking of trouble, we should've run into some at this point.
  • Sandbar: Like what?
  • Gallus: You know, clone guards, booby traps... An ambush... A subterranean sea-beast attack-
  • A Large Aquatic Bat beast leaped from the water screeching, summoning more bat beasts.
  • Shore: "OH NO, NOT MANTA BATS?!"
  • Gallus: AAND THERE IT IS! OUR RANDOM CREATURE ATTACK EVERYBRONY!!
  • Shore: "BUT WHAT ARE THEY DOING SO UP INLAND?!"
  • Silverstream: "THEY MUST BE HERE TO FEAST ON CAVE FISH DURING THE CAVE'S FLOODING?!"
  • Barkrot: "..... DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO INCUR KARMA'S WRATH, IDIOT?!"
  • Gallus: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CAUTIOUS TO CRAP LIKE THIS?!"
  • Gaster: "Well, we can't use magic against these freaks, so, AMSCRAY?!"
  • The group began to retreat up the caves as the Manta Bats chased them!
  • Smolder: "WHY ARE WE RUNNING?! THESE GUYS ARE NOTHING TO THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Grubber: "WELL WE'RE NOT THEM, NOW ARE WE?!"
  • Sandbar: Guys, I think the water's getting de- (He fell deep underwater as his puffed face looked at a sea-bee)
  • Sea-Bee:... You seem like you're occupied. I'm out. (Crawls into a hole as Sandbar surfaced and gasped)
  • Yona: (Being chased by Manta Bats) YONA NO LIKE WATER!!!! (She trips clumsily on her ponytails and fell head-first into water)
  • Ocellus: Ugh, not again!
  • Yona: (Surfaced, gasped, and panicked) I'M DROWNING!!!
  • Shore:... Your hind legs are standing on the bottom.
  • Yona:...... Oh.
  • Shore: BUT NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD IT AGAIN, GET DOWN!! (Pushes her underwater to avoid Manta Bats)
  • Yona: (Surfacing) GET YONA OUTTA HERE!!! OH SWEET YAK GODS, WATER IS TRYING TO EAT AND DIGEST YONA!!!!! (Gets dunked again to avoid Manta Bats) (Surfacing and gasping heavily) WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
  • Shore: Would you rather die in a way that you can be revived, or as beef for those Manta Bats?
  • Yona: ".... At the risk of commiting another act of speaking in traditional Yak speak that uncle Yakbrain REALLY doesn't like..... YONA CHOOSE NEITHER?!"
  • Gallus: "Well for now, your gonna have to choose the lesser of two evils here, because I think becoming the lunch of another freaky hybrid of Equestria's crazy as balls nature, is WORSE then drowning!"
  • Smolder: (They all dove underwater as those who couldn't breath were struggling to hold it as the Manta Bats fly everywhere)...
  • Shore: Don't worry. They may be semi-aquatic, but it looks like they spent too much time out of the water and thus their wings are not properly used to getting wet yet. We'll be fine for as long as they don't try to get re-acquainted.
  • Fairweather:... (Smiles at a small cave fish with a bubbling nose)
  • Yona: (Shivers holding her breath in fear as her heart was heard beating)
  • Shore: Just a little bit longer!
  • Applesauce:... (Muffles worried)
  • Smolder: (As Quartz was holding her breath) Celestia, how relentless are those monsters?
  • Shore: Pretty relentless, but not for long.
  • Yona: (Her face flushed red as she couldn't hold her breath or stress any longer and gurgles in panic trying to escape, surfacing, gasping heavily, running, and jumping onto a stalactite) YONA NO LIKE WATER!!!! (The Manta Bats attacked her) AYYEEEEEEEEEEE?!
  • Gallus: Dammit, Yona! (Tries to fly but his wet wings make it impossible as he fell head-first into the water and got it out coughing) Dammit, water!! Why did logic HAVE to say that wings get wet from water?!
  • Barkrot: "Because they are buildt for flight, child, not for swimming! Flight-capable creatures were not meant to interact with water like this!"
  • Gallus: "THEN WHAT'S THE MANTA BATS' EXCUSE!? THEY CAN SWIM, AND FLY, EVEN IF NOT BOTH AT ONCE?!"
  • Barkrot: "Being oddities of Gaia Everfree's mind, like a lot of Equestria's fauna."
  • Gallus: "..... Touché."
  • Shore: "We need to help Yona!"
  • Silverstream: (As Gallus dried himself off like a bird) Well, that stalactite shouldn't hold.
  • Smolder: Already on it. (Punches the wall as the stalactite fell and she and Ocellus caught her)
  • Yona: YONA NO WATER!!! YONA NO WATER!!!!
  • Smolder: Get a hold of yourself, goddamn it!!
  • Ocellus: Yeah, we got you. (They flew away from the Manta Bats)
  • Sandbar: Well I guess that's a good diversion. Come on! (They head out)
  • Gaster: Hey, what about me?!
  • Shore: "(Slides back) Oops. Sorry. (Grabs him struggling and slides away!)"
  • The group made it to the enterence of the cave as the light discourages the Manta Bats from persuing further as they retreat back into the shadows.....
  • Quartz: ".... Whew.... Thank goodness like normal bats, they're not much for daylight..... So, Shore, you said were surprised they're all the way out here?"
  • Shore: "Manta Bats usually live in isolated sea caves or trenches. It's rare for them to appear this far inland."
  • Smolder: "Well if they were here for some cave fish, then those have to be DAMN good fish for them to travel this far."
  • Barkrot: "Or perhaps.... They were manipulated here."
  • Shore: But who could've done such a thing?
  • Gallus: Who do you think?
  • Shore:... Oh, duh, Noon.
  • Gallus: Well how do we get past those pests? Magic's still out of the question here!
  • Gaster: "..... What's the best thing that can get a Manta Bat's attention?"
  • Shore: "A very large fish."
  • Fairweather: I can do that. But... Not only is a large fish likely not here- (Spazzes)
  • Cruelshy: FOR GA-DOI-OUS REASONS!!! (Spazzes)
  • Fairweather: But I'm still fairly new to mommy's profession. I find fish too cute to feed to other animals.
  • Moonbow: Oh, perfect! Juuust perfect!
  • Sandbar: I can try. (Dips his hooves underwater and clops them, mimicking fish bells and attracting fish) Those of you who can fly, make shadows or block out the light. It attracts fish. (They did that and the Manta Bats went crazy as a feeding frenzy occurred)
  • Fairweather: Oohohoho noho! Poor fishies! (Spazzes)
  • Cruelshy: OH, SUCK IT UP! (Spazzes)
  • Sandbar: Fair, that's what nature intends. Fish gotta swim and fish gotta be eaten.
  • Fairweather: (Sobs as a tear dropped into the water)
  • Sandbar: You'll get used to it. Come on, while the Manta Bats are distracted! (They went around the feeding frenzy and carried on)
  • The group were able to get far enough away from the Manta Bats part of the terratory as they reached a part of the cave that was higher then the water, as they got onto it.
  • Gaster: ".... Okay, if the theories of Spoon-Beak are even remotely right, there should be something that doesn't look like it's part of a cave, like, a lever, a button, or even a signpost that reads "Yonder this way to secret enterence to the two sisters castle" like anicent ponies were dumbasses or something."
  • Barkrot: "Or, more subtily, an irregularity on the rock's walls, like, two perfect lines across each side of the wall, (Shows such a wall with an irregularity)."
  • Gaster: "..... Huh. Kinda take back what I said. But how do we open it?"
  • Grubber: "Guys, the storm clan, had ALOT of stuff like this. And if I know my hidden compartments, the right pressable thing should be, (Waves his finger around at the most irregular pebble on the wall) Here! (Pushes it in as the wall lifts up and shows a long complex tunnel that leads to a turn.)..... And my dad said I never learn anything."
  • Tempest: "Your gluttonious tendingices may had given him the wrong impression."
  • Grubber: "Hey!"
  • Barkrot: "(Picks up a torche) I believe this tunnel leads into the castle. Or at least, a certain part of it. (The group go in as the wall goes down) We must be careful. This tunnel could lead to just about any place in the castle. It could be an empty part, or a heavily patroled one."
  • Tempest: "Then we take this at our own peril. Something I grew accustomed too."

The Castle's subterrainian dunguin.

  • Lord Shen: "(Singing) Swing low, sweet imperial chariot..... Coming forth to carry me home....."
  • Icky: "(Was trying to use a nailfile to cut the bars) Hey, ya mind chilling with the being depress stuff, I'm trying to get us out?!"
  • Rarity: "Please tell me you not expecting a nailfile to work on those bars."
  • Icky: "Aw, at least humor on this guys! I mean, if it works for old timey 20s era cartoon prisoners, it'll work for us. Besides, these bars are likely anichent as f***, they're bound to be freaken fragle."
  • Applejack: "And what makes ya positive Noon Apostate didn't took the time to revitalise those bars?"
  • Twilight: And we did do some renovating to the place for a while. There's, a good chance the bars are made more durable either way?
  • Icky: "..... OH GOD DAMN IT?! (Sat down pouting angerly in defeat!)"
  • Rarity: "Though in vain, at least it was a good try though."
  • Cozy Glow: Well I'm sure we can get out somehow. I wouldn't be surpwised if those students are still awive.
  • Twilight: They are. I can feel it in my bones.
  • Lord Shen: Can we please not give the child I have difficulty trusting attention?
  • Cozy Glow: Oh, I'm sowwy, Mister Peacock, you're suggesting I be ignored at all times?
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, kind of a d*** thing to say, sir.
  • Lord Shen: "I can't help it if I feel suspitious around her!"
  • Applejack: "Your being suspitious, of a little filly that has cute little curls and has a cute Elmer Fudd accent? Really? That's distrustful to you?"
  • Lord Shen: "I already said that her appearence in that episode was still too cowinsidental!"
  • Neighsay: "(From another cell) And yet I'm the bad guy for being cautious about your inter-racial little teachers' pets?"
  • Pinkie: "That's because YOUR MEAN?! With Shen, he's so used to ineditable betrayals and surprises that he's prone to distrust anything cowinsidental!"
  • Cobra: "(From another cell) Oh, so because Neighsay's abit of a d***, he doesn't get an excuse, while Shen gets a free pass because he's a reformed villain? Do I smell HYPOCRISY?!"
  • Sandy: "CAN YOU LEARN TO MIND YER OWN BEESWAX?! THOSE CLONES ARE YOUR DOING AND WHY WE GOT CAUGHT IN THIS HOOSCOW?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Who's cow? What cow are you even talking about?"
  • Cobra:... Really, Chrysalis?
  • Patrick: No, seriously, who's cow?
  • Sandy: Don't back her up!
  • Patrick: I'm just asking a question!
  • Squidward:...... Your cow!
  • Patrick: Wait, I have a cow? How can it breath underwater?
  • Squidward: Well you do now, and it drowned and it's corpse is stinking up your yard.
  • Sandy: Squid, must you mess with him?
  • Squidward: I'm not telling him the truth because he won't learn.
  • Cobra: You know what, keep going. This is really funny.
  • Starlight: "Everyone stop! Bickering to eachother isn't going to help!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well Neighsay's the one who brought Chrysalis' dud clones back, which was her fault to begin with, then the Leage had to go and usurp the clones from him, only to get betrayed in the end!"
  • Neighsay: "WELL MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T BROKEN AGAINST E.E.A. RULES AND CAUSED OUR DISBANSION, MAYBE ALOT OF THIS COULD'VE BEEN PREVENTED?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Oh don't you DARE try to blame the school on this! Chrysalis would've still made clones of us independent of whether or not we have the school!"
  • Chrysalis: "Hate to back up little miss Fuddy Duddy, but, yeah, had the school not been a thing, those stupid clones would've still been a problem in some shape or form."
  • Neighsay: "OH WE'RE ALL AWARE OF YOUR LEGAL PREDICTERMENT WITH TEAM NEFARIOUS, LEAGERS?!"
  • Cobra: "Oh sure, go ahead and be mad us for SPARING YOU FROM AN INEDITABLE BETRAYAL FROM THOSE CLONES AND BE TRAPPED IN THIS PREDICERMENT ANYWAY?! That Noon clone would've figured out how to bypass your wizard friend anyway."
  • Oaken-Beard: "(While Meditating) FYI, we're not friends. In fact, I am far from having anything nice to say about Neighsay for this."
  • Icky: "THEN WHY THE F*** HELP HIM AND THE DUMBASSES OVER THERE?!"
  • Oaken-Beard: ".... Make no mistake. My aide of him does NOT indecate that I support his racist tomfoolery! My issue with the school, lies only that the E.E.A. had to be disbanned at all, even IF it was under outdated beliefs that created morons like him! (Points to Neighsay).... The E.E.A. could've just as much been easily amended of these beliefs then disbansion..... Sparkle, do you not realise that Celestia's magic school was under the regulations of E.E.A. standerds? Did you not appresiate growing under the established system?"
  • Twilight: "..... It's not that I didn't, it's just..... The difference was, I didn't let certain standerds stop me from thinking about things more. I was not held back by the same tunnel vision Neighsay or others like him had. I try to see the good in others, reguardless of if they're even ponies or not, even if, (Stares bitterly at Neighsay) They don't make it easy to read. That's what the School of Friendship was about. To bring cultures and races togather, from decade long devides. Neighsay was trying to ruin that because of outdated starderds from Post-Fear Wars times. That being said, Oaken Beard, I would've never intended for the E.E.A. to disban like that if I had more control over what Celestia, nevermind her parents, deside to do for me. What they had University do, wasn't mean to hurt good members like you. It was to keep Neighsay from having the legal ability to be a continuious roadblock to the school. I could've just as easily have the school being a rising success and win over the E.E.A. to realise that Neighsay was wrong, and that it was possable."
  • Oaken-Beard: ".... Your a good mare, Young Sparkle. Wiser beyond your years. And certainly nothing like the kind of pony Neighsay potrays you as, nor those dopplegangers for that matter. I apologies for letting my own greviousnece with the school cloud my judgement."
  • Neighsay: "Ugh, figures he ultamately turns against me."
  • El Jackasso: "Well, boss, he wasn't really on our side to begin with baring that shared dislike for the School."
  • Cobra: "Oh yes, very touching and all.... It's just..... WE'RE STILL TRAPPED HERE?! And sure, the clones are a major issue for Equestria, but just as bad is if Nefarious figures out the Leage's attempt to correct Chrysalis' old plan and get Judge Mentdayos involved to sue us over Chrysalis's unoriginality!"
  • Crane: "Ya mean, assuming Mentdayos ignors the Canon Clause?"
  • Cobra: "ALCHOURSE HE- (Stops)...... Come again?"
  • Crane: Yeah, you-
  • ???: Hey a-holes! (Bitchershy came in)
  • Bitchershy: Hating your stay?
  • Banzai: F*** off.
  • Bitchershy: You f*** off.
  • Crane: We were having a conversation here.
  • Bitchershy: Do you really think I give a s***, you filthy animal?
  • Applejack: "Just what do you want anyway, ya cold hearted pretender?"
  • Bitchershy: Well we're getting close to our end goal, so Noon has instructed me to kill you all.
  • Trixie: Pssh, yeah, good luck with that.
  • Bitchershy:... (She threw a magic orb that created a magic rectangular field that slowly collapsed)
  • Cynder: What?!
  • Bitchershy: I'd love to stay and demean you, but we've got work to do. Bye, f***nuts. (Leaves)
  • Spyro: Oh boy!
  • Twilight: This looks like pretty advanced magic!
  • Cobra: Please! (He and the magical members tried to undo it and failed)...
  • Archimedes: Okay, I call hacks on this one!
  • Twilight: Noon seriously has her work cut out for her.
  • Starlight: You're entirely sure those students are still alive?
  • Icky: What kind of question is that? Would you honestly be surprised at this point if they are?
  • Neighsay: WE'RE GOING TO BE CRUSHED!!!
  • Patrick: Uhhh, we're cartoons.
  • Twilight: Pretty sure this field nullifies our cartoon logic.
  • Patrick: Oh, puh, that's silly. Since when could magic do that?
  • Twilight:... SINCE FOREVER, PATRICK!!!! MAGIC IS KINDA ALL-POWERFUL!!!
  • Patrick: And yet you can't even sprout hair or new lizard skin out of nowhere. That's not what I'd call all-powerful.
  • Icky: PATRICK, YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BE AN UPPITY P***K ABOUT THE LOGIC OF MLP MAGIC LIKE NIP-PICKY MLP:FIM ANALISTS WHEN WE'RE AN INCH CLOSER TO DEATH?!
  • Patrick: Just saying this could be a façade.
  • Icky: And what, you're going to risk having us die just to prove your point? Why don't you just end the UUniverses trying to prove a Darkspawn relic real while you're at it?
  • Neighsay: Ugh, I cannot take this stupidity!
  • Shrek/Squidward/Shen: Join the club, we got jackets.
  • Noon's voice: "BITCHERSHY, YOU IDIOT?! I DIDN'T SAY KILL THEM, I SAID TELL THEM?! UGH, YOU STUPID BITCH?! (Magicly restores the prison to normal as Noon appears herself)....."
  • Noon: ".... I am half-sorry Bitchershy tried to kill you all."
  • Chrysalis: "Define half-sorry?"
  • Noon: "Because she did a cruel act WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!? Besides, she also had her infomation wrong, likely intentionally to keep in line of being a bitch! What she was SUPPOSE TO SAY, that our end-goal has been.... Compromised, and that we are planning to move you someplace more secure until we deal with your appearently still alive little teachers' pets."
  • Icky: "HA?! We knew you didn't won that easily!"
  • Noon: "DON'T RUB IT OR I'LL LET THAT FIELD GO BACK TO KILL YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Pleakly: "WE'LL BE GOOD, WE'LL BE GOOD?!"
  • Noon: "Better. Now, be assured when they show up, we'll be ready for them. In the meantime, the minute we find the perfect isolated part of Equestria, you bunch will be teleported there for safe-keeping. So sit back and relax, have a nice conversation..... Because you will rot for ages in a clone dominated Equestira! (Chackles wickedly as she teleported away!)"
  • Cobra: ".... Chrysalis, you were NOT kidding about these clones, and the episode did NOT exaggerate!"
  • Chrysalis: "I tried to warn ya, but you ended up being concerned about Nefarious and that silly 50s era law that-"
  • Cobra: "Wait wait wait, that reminds me! Crane, you were saying something about a Canon Clause?"
  • Patrick: "You mean a Santa Claus for Cannons? Yay! Even weapons of destruction get to enjoy christmas!"
  • Neighsay: "..... I REALLY am surrounded by idiots!"
  • Squidward: Once again...
  • Shrek: Join the club.
  • Shen: We have jackets.
  • Jackasso: ".... Yeah, ya kinda walked into'a that'a one, boss- (Gets smacked by Neighsay) PLACH?!"
  • Crane: Anyway, as I was saying-
  • ???: NOON!!!! THEY CAME IN FROM THE CATACOMBS!!!!
  • Crane/Cobra: "AWWWW COME ON, REALLY?!"
  • Tigress: Explanations will have to wait, Crane.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Hugo) I think the cavalry's here!
  • Iago: "Weird, I thought they were gonna pop up from that inconspicious randomly placed rug that stands in the hallway of the prison."
  • Iago pointed to that.
  • Pinkie: "Yeah, missed oppertunity too."
  • (Meanie): I'm glad we chose not to take an easier route like some random rug hidden tunnel. HAH, I so love messing with people!
  • Pinkie:...
  • Twilight: Oh Celestia, no!
  • Darklight: (The students and company burst in) OH CELESTIA, YES! Did you miss us- (Spazzes)
  • Daylight: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
  • Cheese: We are here to save a'yoo!
  • Pinkie: "CHEESE!"
  • Cheese: "PINKIE!"
  • Oaken Beard:... Barkrot?
  • Barkrot:... Oaken Beard.
  • Chrysalis: "WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TAUGHT ME THAT CLONING SPELL?!"
  • Cobra: "THANKS ALOT FOR THAT, BY THE WAY?!"
  • Neighsay: "WHAT MATTER OF TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?!"
  • Gaster: "Well, we had to think outside the box in getting magical aide, and..... We got Barkrot involved."
  • Silverstream: "We also asked her to have the good clones channel their inner evils to be a better match for the bad clones.... (Deadpan) The results speak for themselves."
  • Neighsay: "Getting involved with Dark Tree Magic Witches?! De-reforming clones?! What is the MATTER IF YOU BRATS?!"
  • Grubber: "Well if that rustles yer jimmies, then I hate to imagine your reaction to know that an entire city of party ponies hate them cause of a forked horn dragon and how Gaster got cursed into fine china cause he didn't respected the Glass Dragon-"
  • Tempest: "GRUBBER?!"
  • Grubber: "What?!"
  • Neighsay: "..... MISS SPARKLE, WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL ARE YOU RUNNING?!"
  • Twilight: "Duh, I'm sure there's a logical explanation behind that. (Dejected) Is there?"
  • Oaken Beard: "Enough! We'll worry about this in an appropriate time! Right now, we need to escape!"
  • Gallus: "So, how do we get you guys out?"
  • Oaken Beard: "There was a Lazy Dash clone that had the cell keys."
  • Shore: "Where is she?"
  • Cobra: "..... (Points at the end of the hall) Over there, having drunk herself into a drunken stuper in having drank an entire keg of anichent castle alcahol. (Points to the drunken and unconjustus Lazy Dash clone)....."
  • Yona: "..... How, the heck did we missed that?"
  • Cobra: "Because comedy."
  • Barkrot rolled her eyes as she grabbed the keys and gives it to the students, who freed the heroes.
  • Icky: Well, what say we give them the slip with this rug tunnel? (Reveals the tunnel)
  • Neighsay: "Wait a minute, what about me?"
  • Cobra: "And us for that matter?"
  • Gaster: "Both ya f*****s caused this. Also, I think I like the sight of Chrysalis being locked up in a cell."
  • Chrysalis: "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YOU PEST?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"
  • Gaster: "(Laughs bemused!) Oh! You seriously forgotten, about the little changeling, you made chase after an obscure evil elf's petrifived tapeworm staff, then exsiling him when said staff got destroyed?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Now wait just a minute, you purifived pile of s***, how did you know about that Scrub Gast- (Realises something)...... Holy f*****g s***...... IT IS YOU, ISN'T IT?! AND YOU GOT INVOLVED WITH DESTENY, DIDN'T YOU?! I ALMOST DIDN'T RECKINDISED YOU, YOU PHATHIC UNGRATEFUL WORM?!"
  • Cobra: "Chrysalis, can you NOT insult one of our several best chance OUT OF THIS ANICHENT PRISON?!"
  • Chrysalis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING BITTER ABOUT LOSING SOMETHING THAT WAS PERFECT FOR MY ORIGINAL PLAN FOR REVENGE WHEN THE WEDDING DEBACLE RESULTED IN FAILURE?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO WEAPONISED PARASITES WITH THAT BABY?!"
  • Gaster: "Oh?! OH?! OHHH-HA-HA?! SO, IT'S THE STUPID MAGIC LONG DEAD PARASITE YOU WERE UPSET ABOUT, AND NOT TWO LIVES YOU MINDLESSLY THREW AWAY FOR IT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Well when you have drones making new Changelings every day 24/7, ya can afford to be alittle ambitious and have LOYAL SUBJECTS SACRIVICE THEMSELVES FOR THE CHANGELING CAUSE?!"
  • Gaster: "So that's it? We were just, cannon fodder, for you to percariously throw at your problems, just to satisfy your crazy mom's wrong idea of how to do this?! YA KNOW WHAT?! THORAX, MAY BE A FREAKING WUSS, BUT AT LEAST HE'S A FREAKING WUSS WHO CARES?! I'D COME IN THERE AND KICK YOUR F*****G ASS, (Sheds tears), IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT I'VE BEEN CURSED INTO FINE CHINA BY A GLASS DRAGON BECAUSE I DIDN'T RESPECTED WHAT HE TRIED TO DO?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Again, your parents were DRONES?! You probulity have like a zillion other brothers, AND sisters, at this point?! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU ABOUT THOSE TWO?! THEY WERE FAILURES?!"
  • Gaster: "(Tears intensify) OH, I'M SORRY?! DID YOU MISTOOK ME AS SOME MINDLESS HIVE-MINDED SLAVE AND NOT SOMEONE CAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT?! I MEAN, WOULD THORAX EVEN BE A THING IF WE WERE JUST MINDLESS SLAVES?! WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO LIE TO US IF WE WERE THAT ZOMBIE LEVELS OF STUPID?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Lie?! LIE?! IDIOTS LIKE NEIGHSAY ALONE ARE PROVE ALONE THAT THE SURFACE WORLD'S NO FRIEND TO CHANGELING?!"
  • Gaster: "WHAT'S ONE F*****G ASSHOLE LIKE HIM WHEN THE OTHERS WERE ACTSELLY WILLING TO HELP A BUG-HORSE OUT IF WE DIDN'T DO STUPID S*** LIKE THE WEDDING?!"
  • Ocellus: "Well he's not wrong-"
  • Chrysalis/Gaster: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS?!"
  • Ocellus: "EEP?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Look, just because Desteny's way isn't exactly, "Largely Incorrect", that doesn't mean my way was wrong?! Actselly being liked can only get your so far! I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT, THAT, BEAST, FROM OUR SUBTERRIAN HOME, DOESN'T CARE TOO GREATLY ABOUT BEING LIKED?! IN FACT, HE'S ABOUT AS INFAMOUS AS HIS OVER-HYPED BROTHER STORM KING BUT ACTSELLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING, WITH ONLY BEING ABIT FAT AND BITTER ABOUT NOT BEING HEAD OF HIS CLAN HOLDING HIM BACK FROM BEING A NAME OUR OLD HOME AND THE SURFACE FEARS EQUILLY?!"
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Storm King, had a brother?"
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) Well it has been implied he has a family many times, Twilight, haven't you been paying attention? I mean, those guys were why you made the School!"
  • Twilight: "(Quietly and sternly) It was rhetorical, Pinkie!"
  • Gaster: "SO THAT'S YOUR BITCH OF A MOM'S EXCUSE?! THIS, CONQUEST S***?! YOU ONLY WANTED TO BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO OUTPOWER HIM, DID YOU?!"
  • Chrysalis: "IT MAY HAD NOT BEEN A GLAMORIOUS NOR A POPULAR MOVE, BUT IF, HE, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BEING POPULAR WITH PEOPLE, NEITHER CAN THE CHANGELINGS?! SHARING LOVE WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO EVER STOP HIM?! SOMETIMES, YOU NEED TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE WITH MONSTERS LIKE HIM?!"
  • Gaster: "OH REALLY?! AND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET RID OF ONE MONSTER?! THAT STILL LEAVES US AS THE F*****G MONSTERS TO THE SURFACERS?! EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY TO TAKE HIS FATASS DOWN, IT'S TOO DAMN SMALL OF A VICTORY IF WE ONLY END UP BEING WORSE THEN HE WAS?!"
  • Chrysalis: "WELL MOTHER SAID IT BEST?! SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO LIVE IN INFAMY THEN TO DIE BEING LOVED?!"
  • Gaster: "WELL MY F*****G BROTHERS MISSED THE MEMO ON THAT?! THEY'RE DEAD, AND THEY NEVER GOT TO SEE THROAX HAVING YOUR ASS BOOTED OFF?! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, AND THAT F*****G TAPEWORM, I, I..... I'M GONNA F*****G KILL YOU?! (Tries to get at Chrysalis, but the others held him back as Chrysalis cowerdly backed away from him, surprised by that anger) I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO BADLY, NOT EVEN YOUR SNAKE DADDY CAN BRING YOU BACK?! I, I, I...... (Was about to plop, but Ocellus and the others grabbed him as he broke in crying)....."
  • Cobra: "...... You guys are going to leave us locked here for this outburst, are you?"
  • Neighsay: "I wouldn't be surprised if they did. I didn't exactly gave a proper thank you for their rescue when that Segrego fiasco happened, I don't see how-"
  • Gallus: You know, the funny thing about that Segrego adventure is... You need to have been there. So there!
  • Icky: ".... Look, guys, I know Chrysalis gave a sucky attatude, but that doesn't mean it's, practiclally speaking, a good idea to ditch their asses and Neighsay here. Otherwise, they'll end up being spiteful about it and tell the clones about the tunnel rug."
  • Shore: "We know..... But we can't say we could trust them to not try anything all the same. Neighsay proved that helping him out doesn't exactly improve his attatude, and I'm sure you guys know how scetchy the leagers are."
  • Oaken Beard: "I'm willing to offer my services in making sure these cretins are kept from doing anything counterintuitive."
  • Ocellus: (She looks at the still crying Gaster) Okay, uh... Oaken Beard, is it? They can come, but they're YOUR responsibility.
  • Sandbar: Hey, you sure it's okay to bark orders at a tree wizard? (Realizes something) Wait... Bark. Tree. Tree bark! (Laughs)
  • Shore: Oh, Sandy, you're so funny!
  • Yona: Who cares?! I can't go back through that flooded cave where the catacombs were again! I'm wet enough already, and it's gonna take weeks for my poofy fur to dry! That's one reason we don't like water besides being incapable of swimming. We tend to get soggy and bring mildew. Also, we might not get lucky with the Manta Bats this time around!
  • Fluttershy: "Manta Bats?! All the way out here?!"
  • Icky: "And just when I thought Equestria's wildlife can't get crazier."
  • Gallus: Yons, why do you care about being wet? You yaks have spent your whole life trudging through snow! That's basicly frozen water!
  • Yona: "But at least it happens on land and that we can handle snow. Water's a different story entirely."
  • Gallus: "Ya know, the Yaks of the Norse Isles seem to like water alot!"
  • Yona: "Those are boat-tribe yaks! I'm of airship-tribe yaks! Uncle Yakbrain owns one himself, and-"
  • Silverstream: Guys, guys, focus!
  • Tempest: "Indeed. The time for leaving is now."
  • ???: DOWN THERE!! GET THEM!!!
  • Gaster: Oh great! Thanks for wasting our escape time arguing when we could've been prancing in the fields by now, idiots!!
  • Icky: "We know, we know, we tend to have conversations and druma at inappropriate times! It's kinda a series stable for us!"
  • Noon Clone: (Noon and Comi Clones came in) Hands or other appendages in the air or we WILL open fire!
  • Twilight:... (She cast all the clones back to the mirror pools)
  • Gaster: Uh, if you could do that, why didn't you?
  • Twilight: Because they were prepared and had the dungeon cell magic proof. Why do you think we couldn't just teleport out or have Cynder smash us out with her Avatar form?
  • Gaster: And what about before?
  • Twilight: They may be inferior versons to Nefarious' attempt, which is ironic since Chrysalis was of the leage, (Chrysalis glared at Twilight for that comment), but they're not COMPLETELY stupid when it comes to- (More clones showed up and she cast them away) -When it comes to capturing people of many magnitudes. (They went down the rug hatch)
  • More Clones came down!
  • Noon Clone: "Look! That inconspicuious rug was holding out a hidden tunnel!"
  • Noon Clone 2: "Okay, WHY WASN'T THIS PLACE PROPERLY INSPECTED FOR POSSABLE HIDDEN ENTERENCES AND EXITS?!"
  • Noon Clone 3: I think we left Lazy Dash clones in charge of that.
  • Noon Clone: WHAT?!? YOU NEVER PUT LAZY DASHES ENCHARGED OF ANYTHING?! THEY'RE, LAZY DASHES?! THEIR ENTIRE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE LAZY?!
  • Bully Clone: Wait, then why is that Lazy Dash that reeks of Alcahol and disappointment a warden then?
  • Noon Clone 4: "Ughh, sorry, that was my bad, I bribe that Lazy Dash to take over my shift with this castle's anichent wine so I can have magic fights with the other Noons and Comies."
  • Noon Clone: "..... YOU, IDIOT?! (Zaps the 4th Noon Clone as she turns into returning pool magic, then does the same to the drunken Lazy Dash Clone)!..... THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME INTO THAT TUNNEL?! WE HAVE TO PERSUE THEM?!"

Tunnels

  • Yona: (They slid right back to the watery ice caves) YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING YONA!!!
  • Smolder: Well we couldn't see much even with night-vision so, yeah.
  • Meanie: Oh, I saw it. I didn't tell you guys because f*** you. (Laughs and then spazzes)
  • Giggle: Language please! (Spazzes)
  • Meanie: Suck a c** popsicle!
  • Comi Clone 1: (Clones poured in from the escape tunnel) SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY!!
  • Twilight: (Begins her spell)
  • Noon Clone 1: Not this time! (Levitates the water and splashes them in a huge wave)
  • Twilight: HEY, NO FIGHTING WET!!
  • Noon Clone 2: Lame.
  • Comi Clone 2: (Fires a blast of magic as strong as a tank) IT IS GREAT MIRACLE I DISCOVER MAGICAL TANK BLAST SPELL!!! HAIL BEAK-BUCK!!
  • Comi Clone 3: Uh, we do not say that here!
  • Twilight: (She couldn't attack as the tank blast spells were too intense for her to concentrate) UGH! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH THOSE POWERFUL BLASTS!!
  • Comi Clone 4: SAY CHEESE! (More Comi Clones fired at them on many sides)
  • Fidget: TIME OUT, TIME OUT, TIME OUT- (The clones caused destruction that shook the cave and accidentally got the clones killed and sent back to the mirror pools through being crushed, impaled by ice, or drowned in the water)
  • Gaster: Wow, clumsy oxes.
  • Yona: Hey, I resent that!
  • Gallus: "But you're a Yak."
  • Yona: "Oxes are our speicesial relitives?! Plus, you do know 'ox' is just a term for a drafting or riding animal, so it's technically a slur to all bovines."
  • Gallus: NOBODY, CARES!!!
  • Yona: YOU SHOULD IF YOU WANT TO STAY AND LEARN ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!!!! (The cave started to collapse)
  • Gaster: UGH, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THIS CAVE-IN SHATTERS ME!!!
  • The Manta Bats are seen swarming out of the cave enmass!
  • Fluttershy: "Even the Manta Bats know they have to get out of here?! I feel so bad ruining this cave for them!"
  • Silverstream: "Don't worry, there's an old sea cave not too far from the Weathering Shores at Mount Aris, they'll go there!"
  • Shore: "For now, we need to worry about ourselves!"
  • Oaken Beard: "(Summons forth a giant flower with a spinning helicopter-like propeller) Everyone, Onto this Hela-Posie!"
  • Smolder: "You seriously want us to escape on a flower?"
  • Neighsay: "Your welcome to die here?!"
  • Smolder: "Hate to say it, but for once, Racist Megree here gives a good arguement."
  • Neighsay: ".... I'm conflicted whether to dignify that snarky remark or not."
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE AND GET ON THE BLOODLY FLOWER?!..... That, admitingly sounded odd. (The entire gorup grabbed onto the flower as Okane masterfully manuvers the Hela-Posie around the crumbling cave and follows the retreating Manta Bats to the enterence as they get out with the entire swarm as the cave shatters onto itself, both parties made it as the Manta Bats migrate down south to Basalt Beach)....."
  • Icky: "..... Well, good to know that should the Keyhole of Equestria ever comes back in the same cave the catacombs were from, we may have to do a S*** TON OF DIGGING TO GET TO IT?!"
  • Iago: "Well fortunately, keyholes rarely come back in the same world, and even if they did, it's never in the same place."
  • Oaken Beard: "...... Barktrot, I owe you greatly for this, old friend."
  • Barkrot: "Beard, it's Barkrot now."
  • Oaken Beard: ".... To me, you'll always be Barktrot....."
  • Cobra: "Look, this would be rekindling's touching and all, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET WE'RE IN ENEMY TERRATORY HERE?!"
  • Oaken Beard got the Hela-Posie to fly off and escape just as the clones were about to fire at them!
  • The original's looked on angerly.....
  • Real Noon: "..... You brats had just played, a dangerous game."

The Mirror Forest.

  • The group arrived in the Mirror Forest as the Hela-Posie landed.
  • Twilight: "So, this is where you managed to cause the magic pools to stop working?"
  • Barkrot: "Well, if only until the prime pool would eventually regenerate till the next rain. But for now, we have greatly disabled their ability to make more."
  • Rainbow Dash: "But they managed to still make a crap-ton of clones."
  • Gallus: "So did we, actselly."
  • Gaster: "Would've made some of me, but you guys already know what happened."
  • Twilight: "Speaking of which.... Gaster, I would like to know the full context of your Encounter with the Glass Dragon. (Oaken Beard was seen disabling the acompanied villains so they are prevented from trying anything)."
  • Gaster: "Ugh.... I ended up screaming loud enough that caused these mirror trees to crack abit and I didn't respected how much hard work the guy went through. I was, hoping that you guys would help us reason with the guy about it, cause I have no faith in myself to be rid of this damn curse on my own. I barely even believe I'm good enough for your prissy school! Hell, earlier before, I re-confronted the same bitch that ruined my life and ended up wanting her dead?! Safe indication that I can't be rid of this stupid curse on my own!"
  • Twilight: "We'll work on that when it's time."
  • Gaster: When, it's, time, are you seriously going to leave me a fine china longer?!
  • Twilight: We have to, because we're being hunted by the Mean Seven!! We can't stay here and wait for the clones to destroy more and result in the Glass Dragon blaming you and thus ruining any chance of changing you back. We are NOT taking that chance, so you're going to have to deal with it! (Gaster brooded)... Also, what's this about an entire town of party ponies hating you guys?!"
  • Pinkie: "They actselly mean Topsy Turvy Town."
  • Gallus: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, YOU'VE BEEN THERE?!
  • Pinkie: Uh, yeah. I go to their party conventions a lot and meet ponies with the same cutie mark as me. Funny thing, Surprise of the Wonderbolts goes there because he used to be a party pony too. It's a great place, but, like they said, a meanie bo beanie dragon with Forkhorns showed up and ate the Clown Prince's first birthday cake and acted rude about it!"
  • Icky: "..... Well that's f*****g man-childish of them to be that recentful of entire racial communities because of a stupid party crasher-"
  • Pinkie pounces Icky!
  • Icky: "D'OW?!"
  • Pinkie: "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A PARTY PONY'S DEDICATION TO PARTIES?! Like I once said, Parties, are serious business! And there's nothing worse for party ponies, then party poopers and party crashers, espeically when they're uninvited! And Topsy Turvy Town, take their parties, VERY RELIGIOUSLY?! Heck, they're the ones who wrote Twilight's rule book on Goof-Offs!"
  • Icky: "I'm just saying it's abit much to hate on an entire spieces because of a party crasher!"
  • Pinkie: "That's another thing! The worse Topsy Turvy should've done, is never look kindly on that Mean-ol'...."
  • Smolder: "Forkhorn."
  • Pinkie: "Forkhorn, and excummune him of rights in Topsy Turvy Town!"
  • Gallus: "So that means that asshole Prime Minister Grumpypants McFrownyface- (Some of the Lougers, Bullshiton, Cobra and Chrysalis laughed at that)..... Should've saw that coming. (Pinkie Drumaticly Gasp!)...... Or, that, appearently....."
  • Pinkie: "G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GRUMPYPANTS MCFROWNYFACE?!"
  • Shore: "You heard of him?"
  • Pinkie: "HEARD OF HIM?! HE'S THE PENULTIMATE PARTY-POOPER IN THE HISTORY OF PARTY POOPING!! HE'S FROM A FAMILY OF FAILED PARTY PONIES BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO STIFFY AND MEAN TO BE LIKABLE!!"
  • Icky: "THEN WHAT THE F***'S HE DOING BEING PRIME MINISTER?!"
  • Pinkie: "Is it not obvious? He TOOK TOPSY TURVY TOWN OVER?!"
  • Barkrot: "Well given that those childish twits were upset about a mere cake being eaten, I can't say that him doing so is impossable."
  • Pinkie: "IT'S NOT JUST THAT?! GRUMPYPANTS, IS ALSO A NETOURIOUS MEAN PRANKSTER?! THE MCFROWNYFACES, ARE INFAMOUS FOR REALLY REALLY REALLY MEAN PRANKS, EVEN ONES WORSE THEN RAINBOW DASH'S FROM 28 PRANKS LATER?! THAT "RACIST" STUFF, COULD ONLY BE A FRONT SO HE CAN MALMITULATE THE TOWN INTO TRUSTING HIM WHILE THEY WERE STILL UPSET ABOUT THAT CAKE?! IN FACT, I BET HE HAD FORKHORN EAT THAT CAKE TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Applejack: "If ya think that's the case, then what does he have to gain from this? Political power? Wealth? People taking him seriously like with Neighsay?"
  • Pinkie: "WORSE?! He, wants, to get closer to the soul of the Alicorn of Parties!"
  • Shore: "You mean Princess Gleea? The one we tried to contact if Grumpypants didn't interfere? What for?!"
  • Pinkie: "SO HE CAN EXTRACT HER PARTY KNOWLEDGE AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE IN PARTY?! IT'S SO HE CAN OUT-DO PARTIES EVER MADE BY THE CLOWN PRINCE?! AND ONCE SO, HE'LL BE CROWN THE KING OF PARTIES, AND ALL PARTIES IN EQUESTRIA EVER WILL HAVE TO BE APPROVED BY HIM BY TOPSY TURVY PARTY LAW?!"
  • Icky: "Duh, Party, Law?! YOU HAVE PARTY LAWS HERE?! HOW SERIOUSLY ARE PARTIES TAKEN IN THIS PLACE?!"
  • Pinkie: As serious as a heart attack, my friend. That place was founded by party ponies like me since the proud founder Festiva found the soul of the Alicorn goddess of parties herself. I loved the stories and fables about Princess Gleea since I was a filly. In fact, Nana Pinkie told me about her after telling me about the story behind the Mirror Pools being created by her brother.
  • Sparx: Jesus, sounds like your Nana had gone places.
  • Pinkie: She had. A LOT. She was an archaeologist after all. We DEFINITELY need to put a stop to this. Me and Cheese can talk to a pony I met with the same cutie mark as me and her two sisters. Balloon Pop, Lollipop, and Swirlypop are quite the serious merrymakers. They also don't like Grumpypants.
  • Gaster: Well sorry, but we have a clone problem, remember? We're not going.
  • Twilight: Gaster! Would it kill you to show common courtesy?
  • Gaster: Well am I wrong?
  • Twilight: Yes, but you don't have to be such a jerk about it.
  • Gaster: Well if you crazy ponies want to go, go ahead. But don't expect the clones to crash the party.
  • Cheese: We won't. In fact, they could be useful. I already have a plan to discredit Grumpypants. He thinks a non-pony crashing a party is discouraging?... Imagine if it was a PONY doing it, especially the likes of Bully Pie.
  • Pinkie:... That's actually a good idea. Everypony would see that ponies like Grumpypants are no better.
  • Meanie: What am I, chopped liver? Besides, those ponies may be party-hardy insane, but they're not stupid. They'll know a tainted monochrome pony when they see it. By all means you will be fun to laugh at when your plan falls head-first into a cake. (Laughs)... Oh, wait, I just spoiled it, GLEEA DAMMIT!!!
  • Cheese: That's why Grumpypants will be enough. He sees the tainted minds, he reacts beyond reason and looks like a party pooper and is done for.
  • Meanie: (Cackles) WOW, DID YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF?!
  • Twilight: Look, he clearly knows what he's doing. Let's just split up and deal with our respective concerns.
  • Gaster was seen pouting as Silverstream and Ocellus came up.
  • Gaster: "..... She is willing to prioritise that city of party clowns but not give me a time of day?"
  • Pharynx: (He came up as Pinkie carried a sign that said "Yes, we did realise we forgot to have them mentioned in the dunguin, just imagine that they were with the Lougers and Main 6 and kept quiet) "Look, it's like Sparkle said, those clones might make doing that difficult.... I mean, look at it like this. Ya can't deny that those clones would savatosh your chance if they did anything to this forest."
  • Gaster: "Look, I get that, but-"
  • Pharynx: "Listen Gaster. Try to understand this from Sparkle's persective. She's looking at this in a stragigitic perspective. She knows that out of all 7 of those clones, Noon is smart enough to not just forget about us and do her own thing that easily. That clone is clearly not gonna give fair fights or a chance for breathing room. And if we don't play this smart, not being changed back at all sounds abit more worse then having to cope with it awhile longer."
  • Gaster: ".... Admitingly, that, is a good sense of logic right there."
  • Pinkie: Then it's settled. Me, Cheese, Silverstream, Gallus, Smolder, Ocellus, and the wackiest Lodgers will come with me to TTT. The rest can deal with the rest.
  • Gaster: Go get drunk, you party animals. (They split up).
  • Oaken Beard: "And then, there's you bunch."
  • Cobra: "Oh now what?"

Later.

  • Cobra, Chrysalis, Neighsay and his Cronies are seen in a tumble-weed cage....
  • Cobra: ".... How predictable that a plant-themed wizard would use a plant-themed cage."
  • Chrysalis: "And is it safe to assume that this thing is magic proof?"
  • Neighsay tests that throey as his horn failed to do a spell....
  • Neighsay: "Yes, it is magic-proof. Also, he hexed it with anti-magic enchantments."
  • Barkrot: ".... We'll leave these blunderers here to stew in their own mockery."
  • Oaken Beard: "Agreed. Now, let's get to work on stoping those clones....."
  • Barkrot: "Indeed..... Espeically since that this was my mistake.... I have full respondsability in this."
  • Oaken Beard: "Oh try not to be down on yourself, Trot. It's just as much my own fault for encouraging Neighsay's shenanigans. The least we both can do is own up to our mistakes and set things right...."
  • Barkrot: "..... It's so good to be around you again after so long, Oak."
  • Oaken Beard: "Feelings mutual, old friend. But, reflection will have to wait. (The two get right back to the main group)."

Topsy Turvy Town

  • Another celebration was held, called "Founder's Day", celebrating the town's founder as a speical balloon holding Gleea's soul was seen being held by the prince as everyone cheered, as a clownish King and Queen were seen with him.
  • Clown King: "And on this day, we celebrate Founder's Day, the day of Topsy Turvy Town's founding, and the celebration of Festiva Party herself!"
  • Prime Minister Grumpypants was seen next to them, admiring the balloon and Gleea's soul, looking wickedly happy and already fantising his would be rule for it.
  • Clown King: "And as per usual, we celebrate this, with the Founding Day Cake?! (An extremely over-sized empire state-building sized cake was seen) And it's a good one this year?!"
  • Grumpypants sneaked away deviously chuckling quietly, seeing his perfect moment.
  • Grumpypants got out of sight and pulled up a speical magical communicator mirror....
  • Grumpypants: "(Quietly) All right, beast. Have you and your ilk seen the cake."
  • ???: "Oh sweet, and yeah, it looks epic?! But, do I have to ruin this too?"
  • Grumpypants: "(Quietly) Oh don't you get soft on me, Forkhorn! The agreement was that when I become king of parties, you would be placed on the recimended invitation list for the best dragon parties in Equestria!"
  • ???: "Well, yeah, but, some of the guys were talking, and.... I don't know, I, I don't feel as dedicated to this anymore."
  • Grumpypants: "(Quietly) Don't lose sight of this, Fork, and get your other utensil-themed friends and start ruining that cake?! Okay?!"
  • ???: "Okay okay, find! I'll get Knifeclaw, Spoonmouth, And Spork-Fang on board with this. You can expect us to show up just in time when the King of Parties finishes the speech. (Kinda dejected) It's, going to be quite a mess."
  • Grumpypants: "(Quietly) Good. Now don't be late."
  • Grumpypants turns off and manages to get back on stage with the King, Queen, and Prince before they realised he was gone.
  • But unbeknownst to him, Pinkie and some wacky helpers were comedicly disguised as random stuff and had heard his plan.
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) I knew it! He IS behind Forkhorn's meanie attatude!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) But it sounds like Forky may be losing his grip on being an asshole. Something tells that Neighsay the Clown is having him doing this because that coniving bozo promised speical recimendations for party invites!"
  • Other Pony with Pinkie's Cutie Mark: I knew it all the time.
  • Pony with Three-Lollipop Cutie Mark: No you didn't, Balloon!
  • Pony with Three-Swirly Pop Cutie Mark: Yeah, you're not fooling anyone.
  • Pinkie: Swirly, Lolli, what did I say about that?
  • Swirly: About what? It's true.
  • March Hare: Well it's very rude the way you said it.
  • Mad Hatter: I'll say it's rude. It's very VERY-
  • Swirly: So pie me. Nobody gives a gunk!
  • Icky: "So, how do we get about to expose this ass?"
  • Skipper: Kowalski, options.
  • Kowalski: Well, we could convince Forkhorn and his friends not to come.
  • Private: But what about the Prime Minister? He's going to come looking for them after the party's over.
  • Pinkie: "Then somepony, needs to distract him."
  • Icky: "Well why not just challnage the guy to a goof-off since this is the town the idea came from?"
  • Cheese: "But there's rules about that! You can't challnage a Prime Minister to a Goof-Off without a good reason!"
  • Rainbow Dash: You and Pinkie did a Goof-Off when you were trying to decide which of you would be in charge of my birthday party! Why can't you do it now?!
  • Pinkie: That was different! That was disbuting a party right! With a goof-off torwords someone in a position of power in Topsy Turvy Town, it needs to have a formal reason to it! Also-
  • Kowalski: Wait! I just got a new idea! Pinkie and Cheese should have a goof-off... Again!
  • Pinkie: Are you crazy?! We can't have a goof-off in order to determine how we're going to... Distract... Minister... Grumpypants... (Starts liking the idea as she smiles widely) Ohhh...
  • Cheese: (Also liking this idea) (Dubbed as Gru) Light bulb...
  • Balloon: "This going where I think it's going?"
  • Swirly: It's Pinkie.
  • Icky: But why don't we just call him a chicken as far as these guys' stupid childish behavior is concerned? That's what I'd do.
  • Cheese: That's only an act of desperation and all that does is offend where you get pies in the face as a result.
  • Icky: Pies in the face? Seriously? What, do they don't believe in penalties or jail?
  • Pinkie: They don't wish to sound cruel, so they go for less-extreme and fun variants. They instead have a Fungeon.
  • White Rabbit: Wow, looks like there'll be another court order with Turbo with a name like that.
  • Pinkie: It's a penultimate fun punishment. It's kinda more of an amusement park then a serious jail. But Grumpypants is prone to dish out worse punishments if the Fungeon's not taken seriously, like shoot you out of the Exile Party Canon!
  • Mr. Smee: Oh dear, that's awful.
  • Balloon: Tell me about it. But anypony who DOES come by we swore to give the best time and hopefully restore our reputation after it was vilified by those who just can't take anything here. Even fillies.
  • Ralth: Well that clearly isn't enough.
  • Cheese: Point is, it's not that simple to deal with it.
  • Icky: It never is.
  • Lolli: Let's just go warn the Clown Prince.
  • Smolder: So what do we do?
  • Cheese: You keep an eye out for Bully Clones.
  • Smolder: Sounds easy enough. Just look out for c**ty Pinkie Pies.

Later...

  • Grumpypants: (He was seen in the middle of a speech as the King of Parties had given him the chance for so) And now, everyone, it's time for-
  • Pinkie's Voice: I WANNA BE THE ONE TO DISTRACT GRUMPYPANTS!
  • Cheese's Voice: I'M THE BETTER DISTRACTER!
  • Pinkie's Voice: There's only one way to settle this! GOOF-OFF! (The two begin to sing this)
Pinkie Pie VS Cheese Sandwich - The Goof Off (with Weird Al Yankovic)

Pinkie Pie VS Cheese Sandwich - The Goof Off (with Weird Al Yankovic)

This is how Pinkie and Cheese will distract Grumpypants.

  • Grumpypants: What the-? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
  • Clown Queen: "Ohhh, (Rapidly clops her hooves) I love surprises!"
  • Suddenly, the townsfolk walk over to the Goof-Off.
  • Grumpypants: Where are you all going? Get back here!

Meanwhile...

  • The team sneaks past the village to find Forkhorn.
  • Icky: "Okay, apart from the obvious, how will we know what Forkhorn looks like, or that of his buddies?"
  • Smolder: "Forkhorn's Sapphire, Knifeclaw's Red, Spoonmouth's Orange, and Spork-Fang's Diarria Green."
  • Iago: Well, at least they'll be easy to tell apart, but what's with those names? I mean, Knifeclaw is obvious, but Spoonmouth? Spork-Fang? What, were their parents retarded or something?
  • Smolder: "The name's are based on their features. Forkhorn has Forked Horns, Knifeclaw has claws in shaped of knifes, Spoonmouth has a spoon-snaped snout, and Spork-Fang..... His teeth look like sporks."
  • Iago: "So, okay, they make thematic sense, but, didn't those names, at least half of them, got those guys laughed at?"
  • Smolder: "Well, would they be helping Dips*** the Clown pull an epic scam on this town if they were popular dragons, wiseass?"
  • Iago: ".... Oh. Right, stupid question."

Back at the village...

  • Grumpypants: (After Pinkie is done with her Spanish part of the song) ENOUGH!! (everything goes silent as Pinkie lands next to Cheese) YOU! BOTH OF YOU! (Suddenly starts talking like this)
Ren Stimpy Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

Ren Stimpy Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

Grumpypants is Grumpy. Skip to 1:30 and stop at 3:28.

  • Grumpypants: Oh, what I'm gonna do to you... You ruined my party... First, I'm gonna knock your teeth out... Yeah... That's what I'm gonna do. And then... I'm literally gonna jab cupcakes in your eyes... Yeah... That's what I'm gonna do.
  • Cheese: (Whispers) See what I mean?
  • Pinkie: (Whispers) Yeah, I think we overdid it.
  • Grumpypants: Intimidated, are you? Next... I'm gonna rip your tails out with the muscle... And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna buck you... And you're gonna fly away. And I'm gonna start the party over, as if nothing... Ever... Happened. But first... FIRST... (Calmly) I'm gonna go to the little colt's room. (Awkword Drum Sound)....... Don't you go anywhere. You stay right here... Right on this spot... I'll be right back. (Leaves)
  • Cheese: (A puddle of yellow is seen by his hooves as he seems intimidated) I think my color's draining.
  • Pinkie: "Welp, at least you didn't say that you spilled your inexplicably required lemonaide."
  • Cheese: "Oh come on, even I know that joke has been done beyond retirement age."

Meanwhile...

  • Icky: (The gang is still trying to find Forkhorn) Okay, how can a pony hide four dragons so freaking easily, I mean-
  • ???: FORKHORN!
  • Iago: Aw crapsicles?! Hide! (the gang hides)
  • Grumpypants: (Runs out, looking for Forkhorn) FORKHORN! I'm so glad I had to travel out of earshot for this! FORKHORN!
  • ???: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHAT NOW?!"
  • Four large colored dragons came out of their camouflaged hiding spots to confront Grumpypants.
  • Forkhorn: "We were waiting for the right damn moment?! What happened?!"
  • Grumpypants: There's been a slight change in plans! I found a couple of trespassers in my village that I need you four to take care of!
  • Spork-Fang: "What?! Aw man, I was looking forword to the cake!"
  • Grumpypants: "IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE DAMN CAKE AT THIS MOMENT, THOSE PEONS WILL ALREADY START TO EAT IT BY NOW?! I just want you two to seek out this annoying pink mare and her idiot boyfriend, take them out of my village, and dispose of them?!"
  • Forkhorn: "(Gulp)..... Isn't that abit intense-"
  • Grumpypants: "DO YOU WANT MY RECIMENDATIONS OR NOT?!"
  • Forkhorn: ".... (Dejected) It'll be done, sir."
  • Grumpypants: Good. I'll be back to start the party over when you're done. (The four dragons head to the village).... Maybe now something will finally go my way. (Icky had snuck up to him and knocked him out quickly with a Hammer, as Mad Hatter quickly dragged him off out of sight!).....
  • Smolder was given the cue as she intersected the four dragons!
  • Forkhorn: "..... Hey, do ya mind? We're trying to do some serious business there."
  • Smolder: Yeah, I totally get that, but are you sure you want to hurt my friends down there, hmm?
  • Forkhorn: "Hold it, your friends with ponies? But you clearly don't look like a civie dragon!"
  • Smolder: Well if the ponies got their heads out of Grumpy's ass, they'd see that he's using them, just like you need to get your heads out of his ass and see he's doing that to you.
  • Forkhorn: Using us?! How dare you?!
  • Smolder: Dragons are supposed to be free of that s***! What do you losers even have to gain from giving that mule help?
  • Knifeclaw: By your logic, why are YOU helping them, you dumb broad?
  • Smolder: Because maybe we were wrong about these ponies and how they're not deserving of our crap. Why are you helping him?
  • Forkhorn: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SUCK MY D***!!!
  • Smolder: You really want me to?
  • Spoonmouth: Do it to me! You're so sexy! (Smolder just kicked him in the crotch) HUUAAAGGHHH!!!
  • Smolder: That's all you'll get from me, pervert!
  • Forkhorn: Look, lady, I don't know why you give so much of a damn about this, but if you don't get out of my way, I'll alert the entire town with a simple roar.
  • Smolder: "Ya know, I happen to know Ember, who's the new dragon lord, who I'm sure you know who her dad is! Do you REALLY want me to have Ember get her dad involved?"
  • The four got nervious.....
  • Forkhorn: "(Nerviously) Hey, now, kiddo, let's not, get Torch and his kid involved, okay? You got our attention! Now, what are your demands?"
  • Smolder: Well for starters, answer my question: Why are you helping that asshole?
  • Forkhorn: "(Sighs).... Truth be told, we're actselly a bunch of outcast dragons that always want to attend pony celebrations, but they keep getting scared of us..... So, Grump promised that he would get us recimended to dragon parties if we do those odd jobs for him. It was never anything truely against this town, it's just that, if we had helped Grump become king of parties, he would return the favor."
  • Smolder: Is that all? You just had to ask. Ember can arrange that for you.
  • Spoonmouth: What? Grumpy said dragons still don't care about ponies.
  • Smolder: Yeah, he lied. He didn't want you guys to leave his plans. He played you just like he played the rest of the poor saps out there.
  • Forkhorn:... WHY THAT CONNIVING SON OF AN ASS!!!!
  • Spork-Fang: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR HIS LIES! I JUST WANTED TO GO TO PARTIES!
  • Knifeclaw: What're we going to do?
  • Forkhorn:... What we should've! We're crashing the party alright! But this time, Grumpy's going to be the one hit like a piñata! (They left)
  • Mr. Dodo:... Well bust my britches.
  • Smolder: Well, I guess we didn't have to do much after all. But tell Pinkie and Cheese to stick to the plan in case this goes wrong.
  • Marty: I get a feelin' it might not.

Parade

  • Pinkie: DO YOU WANT ANOTHER PERFORMANCE?!
  • The crowd cheers!
  • Random Citizen: WE LOVE YOU, PINKIE PIE! AND YOUR BOYFRIEND, TOO!
  • Cheese: I'm not her boyfriend, but thanks for the compliment!
  • ???: WHAT'S UP, PARTY PEOPLE?! (Forkhorn and his friends arrive in the village)
  • Clown Prince: (Gasps comically) IT'S FORKHORN!!! (Screams like a girl and hides behind the Clown King and Queen who equally comedically freaked out and hid behind their thrones!)
  • The Citizens freaked out in wild and crazy ways!
  • Forkhorn: Wait! We're not here to hurt you!
  • Pinkie: Hey, our distraction worked! They got through to Forkhorn and his pals! (to the panicking citizens) Guys! Hey guys! Everypony calm down!
  • The citizens ignored Pinkie as they panicked.
  • Cheese: Allow me, Pinks. (takes out a microphone similar to Pinkie's, but is colored and shaped like a banana) QUIEEEEETT!!!
  • The citizens comedically froze in place as they stopped panicking.
  • Pinkie: "..... As you were, Mr. Forkhorn."
  • Forkhorn: Thank you, little pink pony. I want everyone here to know that your Grumpypants IS A FRAUD!!!! He's been playing all of us like saps!
  • Clown King: And what makes you think that, LIARS?!
  • Forkhorn: He told us that dragons didn't care about ponies, but he neglected to mention Dragon Lord Ember's alliance with you ponies, and the fact that one of them was attending Princess Twilight's School of Friendship!
  • Clown Queen: That's nonsense, and my husband and I KNOW nonsense. Do you have any proof that Grumpypants lied?
  • Forkhorn: "Well, consider this. Why else would a bunch of dragons convinently desided to bother a bunch of party ponies, that did NOTHING to them of the sort, eat your cakes and bad mouth you, and end up causing you people to trust a guy named Grumpypants, to begin with?"
  • Crowds: "Uhhhhh...... Is there a quiz on this?"
  • Awkword drum sound.
  • Forkhorn: ".... Look, maybe this will help things..... If this difficulty to trust junk is about crashing the young prince's party those years ago, then..... I'm sorry..... It's just that, me and my friends..... We never got invited to parties, not even by our own kind, nevermind ponies that kept being afraid of us. (The Party Ponies began to feel sorry for Forkhorn). By all means I'm not trying to excuse what I did. And it was nothing personal about that time. It's just.... We never got any real parties..... Not even on our birthdays. (The Party Ponies began to become sad, even Pinkie and Cheese.)"
  • The Clown King: "Not..... Even..... On your birthday? The most impourent of impourent days?"
  • Knifeclaw: sad, isn't it?
  • Spork-Fang: And to think, I was planning to go along with this plan to get some cake.
  • A little unicorn filly: (She walks up to Spork-Fang, levitating a piece of cake) I know it's not as good as a full cake, but, would you like my piece?
  • The Clown King: "Now wait just a minute, young lady! (Everyone was concerned about the King being firm about this).... You don't need to give up your cake, we can just give them size appropriate pieces! (Casts a large magic knife and cuts out dragon-sized pieces and has the plates fly to Forkhorn and group's direction) If you guys just wanted to feel included, why not ask?"
  • Spoonmouth: It was Grumpy's fault. He said if we helped him become King of Parties, he'd return the favor.
  • Forkhorn: Plus, how would you feel if you never got invited to parties, even by other dragons? You'd be shy about it, too!
  • Pinkie: No, no, I'd give them a reason to invite me! I'd just invite them to a party of my own, then they'd see how fun I am, then they'd TOTALLY have me around!
  • Cheese: That's what I would do.
  • Forkhorn: "That's the thing. We don't know the first thing about making parties in cause of not knowing how they work."
  • Pinkie: Well, you could just start small.
  • Spork-Fang: "How small are we talkin' here?"
  • Pinkie: Big things start out small after all.
  • Balloon: She's right. Like a balloon until it's blown.
  • Forkhorn: Okay, you're not going to sing, are you? That's kinda something I'm not used to yet.
  • Pinkie: "You sure you don't want it? It's very motivating."
  • Forkhorn: "Look, I'm sure it's a tab-dancing number, but trust us, we're, not will synced with songs yet. Dragons don't do, singing."
  • Pinkie: "Then you clearly never met Spyro when he sings "I stand alone"."
  • Icky: Well we don't have time. We've got crud to do if you hadn't noticed.
  • Pinkie: "(Sigh), Fine."
  • Icky: Hey, there's not always a time for a song.
  • Pinkie: There's NEVER not a time for a song.
  • White Rabbit: But didn't a song cost you the chance of breaking a record?
  • Pinkie: "That's something only Rainbow Dash cared about!"
  • Icky: Besides, don't we have some clone thingy to get back to?
  • Clown Prince: "But wait! What happened to Grumpypants?"
  • SpongeBob: Taken care of.

Elsewhere.

  • Grumpypants: "(Was seen being wedgied on a tree).... This brings back so many painful memories in clown school."

Back to Topsy Turvy Town

  • Icky: "We'll have Celly's guard take the moron straight to the Black Stallian Asylum soon enough."
  • Cheese: Well, Pinkie, let's get going. The people of Topsy Turvy Town will know how to keep Forkhorn and his friends out of trouble.
  • ???: Thank you so very much. (The soul of Gleea manifested into another Alicorn God with a massive firework and confetti cutie mark, a colorful blue-to-orange firework-sparking and effervescent mane and tail, and a pink coat)
  • Pinkie/Balloon:... (The two bow) Princess Gleea.
  • SpongeBob: Wow. Another Alicorn God. Haven't seen much of them in a while.
  • Icky: "Awww, gees, just when I thought we were going to get a move on."
  • Gleea: So sorry that Grumpypants held you from your quest for me. He has been messing up my home here for a long time.
  • Swirly: Ugh, like you wouldn't believe. Now with him gone we'll look less malicious with our parties and pranks.
  • Gallus: So, you got something to share about your bro's Mirror Pools? Even if we didn't need the information, it could still be useful to prevent future abuse.
  • Gleea: Well the pools are actually regenerative as long as water fills them up like rain. Emptying my brother's pools is only a temporary method of disabling them. Gasconade always made them in places rich in water like open yet hidden areas rich in monsoon activity, or dripping caves. You didn't exactly need to meet him. Consider yourselves lucky, he's not a good pony to talk to. He never stops talking about himself. Would not be much help.
  • Silverstream: Well that's a waste for you.
  • Gleea: I know. Everything about Gasconade is wasteful to everyone but himself. That's why he's one of the most hated of us. But they should be back in working order in the next 12 hours. I advise you all hurry and stop your clone problem until then. Goodbye, and thank you for your patronage. (Turns back into a soul and disappeared)
  • Phil: You know, for a goddess of parties, I expected her to be more like my world's Bacchus, and from what I heard, that guy can party!
  • Icky: "I was half-expecting her to basicly be an Alicornised Pinkie Pie."
  • Pinkie: Well, you can't really tell with alicorns.

Main Group's Location

  • Spyro: Alright. Let's go over the plan again.
  • Barkrot: You've been doing that since we left the Glass Forest.
  • Spyro: Yes, to make sure those of us who have a fish's attention span and the worst selective memory, don't, for, get.
  • Sandbar/Shore: HEY, I RESENT THAT!
  • Spyro: "With no intended offence to those that live among fish, of course."
  • Barkrot: "Fair enough, but to those that are perfectly attentive, it ends up being repetitive."
  • Sandbar: Not that the insult matters when it's true. Anyway, let's sure go over the plan again, even if it is on the repetitive side.
  • Moonbow: "Well it better be the last time."
  • Cynder: Well it certainly will because we have arrived. (They found the Castle of the Two Sisters infested with the Mean Six clones)
  • Gray Dash: (Spazzes) Eeeexcelleeent! Let's snap their necks and dance on their bloody corpses. (Spazzes)
  • Moonbow: Ugh, stupid evil side.
  • Spyro: Alright, here's the plan: You six and your clones will need some fixing up.
  • Merlin: Indeed. You'll be-
  • Antique: Disguised as Mean Six clones. Ugh, and it's still stupid. You're asking our evil sides to take the spotlight.
  • Fairweather: Yes. I don't like this idea one bit.
  • Daylight: Especially since we can't use magic without them detecting it.
  • Lord Shen: I agree... But we didn't say 'magic', did we?
  • Moondow: "So what, are ya gonna make us wear make-up?"
  • Merlin: I didn't say that.
  • Moonbow: "Paint?"
  • Merlin: "No, paint and make-up can be washed off."
  • Antique: Then what, exactly, do you propose we do? If magic and paint is out, then what?"
  • Spyro: Well, if you were paying attention, you'd already know. We just use the two in a different and safe manner. I mean, there isn't exactly another way to disguise yourselves without those things. We disguise you with permanent paint, which can only be washed off, BY magic.
  • Sandbar:... That might actually be crazy enough to work now that I think more about it.
  • Spyro: But since they have magic, they can expose your disguises. That means you have to be as convincing as possible.
  • Applejerk: Bitch, we're convincing enough to fool them used tampons like they're the dumbest beings in the UUniverses. (Farts with a sigh and spazzes)
  • Applesauce: Okay, what'd I say about the gas, and what'd I say about not speaking? (Spazzes)
  • Applejerk: Hey, that other evil me got me to develop more in actually not lying. Plus, I can't help it. I LOVE FARTING!! (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: Ugh, nasty!!! Did you SERIOUSLY have to say that?! Spyro, are you SURE this is a good idea?!
  • Spyro: Maybe not, but it's the best you girls got.
  • Applesauce: Ugh! Whatever. I REALLY want Applejerk the Flatulent Sicko out of me as soon as durn possible. Nobody wants to be around a gross bitch like her. (Spazzes)
  • Applejerk: "Hey, remember that I'm the "Gross Bitch" ya need to even stop those pretenders. Espeically since their Darklight is pretty much the only penultamate compident one." (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: Yes, but you are just so disgusting. It's hard to take my evil half seriously if you do things that make you end up like poor Pumbaa! Besides, that's bound to blow our cover. Noon is smart enough to know you from a simple poot. (Spazzes)
  • Applejerk: Well fine. But it's not healthy to keep it in. (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: THEN GET A BETTER DIET, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU COPE WITH IT! (Spazzes)
  • Applejerk: You do know we're the same sick f***, right? (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: Yeah, but it's like when you're in charge, my bowels are sabotaged by your repulsive fetish!!
  • Spyro: Can we please focus on the mission?
  • Applesauce: "Sorry, I have no control on when I end up litterally argueing with myself."
  • Daylight: We all can't. But... We have no choice but to let them take over our bodies to make the disguises work. (Spazzes)
  • Darklight: Ohohohoho, this is going to be fun. (The good clones revert to their evil selves)
  • Greedily: As hell!
  • Meanie: Bitch, you don't know the meaning of fun like I do.
  • Barkrot: But you all had better keep in mind that this is not a game. Those evil clones are-
  • Darklight: Nothing. They're nothing. Me and Noon are rivaled in intelligence and raw power, but that's ALL we have in common! I'm good at fooling brats like her.
  • Oaken Beard: We'll believe that when we see it.
  • Darklight: Shut up and ready the paint and mess up our hair.
  • Lord Shen: "(Sighs), We regret this decidion already."
  • Gray Dash: "Not surprised ya say that, ya goody two-shoes Celestia lover-boy."
  • Lord Shen: (Dubbed as Jafar) WHY YOU!? (Pulls out his spear)
  • Spyro: "Calm down, Shen! Impudence is to be expected from them in this state."
  • Cruelshy: Come on, we're wasting time.
  • Greedily: And time is money.
  • Spyro: Alright. Skyceria?
  • Skyceria: On it. (Gets out the paint)...

Later...

  • Darklight: (The Clone Six and their clone army looked like the Mean Six now)...
  • Applejerk: (Looks at her green cutie mark)... Wow, the Mean Six clearly fooled you girls. You guys are masters of disguise. I never knew Applejack's red apple cutie mark was green this whole time.
  • Applejack: If you don't shut yer' trap, I'll tie it shut with yer' own hair.
  • Applejerk: Then do it, f****t!
  • Meanie: OHHH, ZING!! (Laughs extremely hard)
  • Twilight: Ugh. Now, the rest of the plan is simple. The good disguised clones will help guide us across the mission. They can basically do it in any way possible. Whether having the weakest hero as a prisoner, or just posing as evil clones and clearing ways for us. Just as long as it's inconspicuous.
  • Darklight: Biotch, you really are dumb enough to be a bookworm that judges a book by it's cover. The Noon Clones aren't going to fall for any of those tricks. Any important place, or just any place in general, will have one or two Noon Clones, or a Comi Clone. They'll never fall for it. Come on, sending the weakest hero as a prisoner? Who does that? Plus any cleared way can turn a lot of heads. And we're forgetting the most important thing of all: WE CAN'T USE MAGIC AND THEY CAN. If it were me leading, that would be the way we know who's a phony and who isn't. They ask you to perform a spell and you can't, you'll be caught before you can even think.
  • Twilight:... Uggggh, she's right! We perform a spell and it'll alert the Real Noon. If we don't, our cover will be blown like a bomb.
  • Darklight: Well lucky for you, Princess, you have equal smarts on your side. I'm one Tartarus of a lot smarter than you'll ever be because I'm not held back. I can get past any of those security measures.
  • Twilight: Oh, yeah? Why don't you prove it?
  • Darklight: (Chuckles) With pleasure. (A few clones walked out to the bridge entrance of the Castle)
  • Comi Clone: State business.
  • Darklight Clone: We haven't found much on the whereabouts of those Lodgers. But we have confidential information for Master Noon that could lead us to them.
  • Comi Clone:... Let's scan them. (The two charge their horns)
  • Darklight Clone 2: Oh, yeah, that's a great idea, pervs, why don't you scan us?!
  • Comi Clone:... (Gulps)... Convincing enough. Go right ahead. (They went across the bridge)
  • Darklight: See? Nothing to it.
  • Noon Clone: Hold it! (The two stopped at the door)... Show us your magic clearance.
  • Lord Shen: You were saying?
  • Darklight Clone: Our magic clearance?
  • Noon Clone: Yeah. Since the heroes got away, we need to be ready. I thought you would've known that after the meeting.
  • Darklight Clone: Well what about you, then? Where's YOUR magic clearance?
  • Noon Clone: (They showed a magic symbol to them)... Now yours.
  • Darklight Clone: Well, maybe we all likely didn't get the memo about this new system. What if you end up causing a false alarm because of a mistake a clone did like, say, a Lazy Dash clone?
  • Noon Clone 2: It's worth it if it means being safe.
  • Darklight Clone 2: Ugh, look at these faces. Would a fellow Noon Clone lie to another?
  • Noon Clone: Only if she had something to hide.
  • Darklight Clone 2: Like a stupid quesadilla fear? Or maybe being nervous and stressed about pissing off the Master with bad news? You tell me.
  • Noon Clone 2: Nopony gets in without magic clearance. Those are the rules.
  • Darklight Clone: You know, I don't like your tone. We just didn't know about the magic clearance because we got lost trying to capture the heroes and didn't get to see the new security measures! Why is that not obvious to you? I'm going to report this to a higher Noon if you don't let us in, jackass. Also, if you have trouble believing that we went through hell and didn't know squat about everything, then pay good damn attention to us! (She and the other clone showed several scratches and twigs)...
  • Noon Clone:... Okay, fine, you made your point! Go right in. (They entered)
  • Darklight:... YOU were saying?
  • Lord Shen: It's only a matter of time.
  • Darklight: Well while you guys were too busy being broken records, we planned a few tactics of our own. Our clone army will ooze into the castle and make it easy for us. We will not be infiltrating it because the clones are more expendable.
  • Spyro:... Okay, credit where it's due, not a bad call.
  • Darklight: Damn right.
  • The group entered the main room as it was crawling with Mean 6 and Comi Clones, as some of them bicker and argue while some Lady Hoarders are seen looting the castle of it's anichent treasures and artifacts while Lazy Dashes were seen sleeping where they shouldn't, breaking these things in the progress while Bully Pies and Bitchershys are seen drawing grapfiti and crude art on the walls.
  • Tigress: "(Quietly) These defective dopplegangers are making a mockery of this place."
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) I know. After so much hard work too."
  • Bully Pie Clone 1: "Hey, losers, check out this tattoo a Crabapplejack gave me! (Shows a crudely drawn tatoo holding a sheild) She said it'll protect me from harm! And it only costed me some coins I took from those dumb elephants!"
  • Bitchershy Clone 1: "Hmmmm..."
  • Sam: And cue Mulan joke in 3, 2, 1... (Bitchershy Clone 1 punches the Bully Pie Clone out as she turned into returning magic)
  • Bitchershy Clone 2: "(Laughs wickedly) Guess somepony should've asked for a refund!"
  • A Crapapplejack clone with some art supplies was seen whistling nerviously as she was closing up shop and making a break for it.
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) What a disgustingly disorganised display. And yet we actselly have trouble dealing with this?"
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) No doubt only because of Noon and her clones. Otherwise, the other clones would've sooner destroyed each other than be a threat to Equestria."
  • Darklight: "(Quietly) Which means that the minute Noon and her clones are disabled, the choas of being without the only compident clones will shatter these fools apart."
  • A Bully Pie Clone was sneaking about behind Applejerk.
  • Bully Pie Clone: "ASS SLAP ATTACK-"
  • Applejerk: (She farted in her face)!
  • Bully Pie Clone:..... Bleehh! (Fainted and dissipated)
  • Applejerk: "..... Last week's lunch has litterally saved mah ass."
  • Darklight: (Quietly) Blast it, Applejerk, do you want to get us caught?
  • Applejerk: (Quietly) She started it.
  • Darklight: (Quietly) Just come on. We can't risk being out in an expendable hideout of dying clones. We die, our clones die with us!
  • Applejerk: (Quietly) Fine, MOOOOM!!! (They left)
  • Meanie Pie Clone: (As the heroes approach a hall, several armed Bully Pie clones were seen patrolling as Meanie Pie clones pranced them and got them to kill each other)... Booyah!
  • Max: Well, gotta hand it to them, these clones certainly know what they're doing.
  • The group went on as they stayed hidden and saw a Bitchershy clone bullying a Crabapplejack clone.
  • Bitchershy Clone: "WHERE'S MY MONEY, YOU LYING PIECE OF S***?! (Dunks Crabapplejack Clone's head into a bucket of water) WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
  • Crabapplejack Clone: "Ugh, it's down there somewhere, let me take another look, (Gets dunked in again) Blubblubblub!"
  • Bitchershy Clone: "I WANT MY MONEY, YOU SHAM-ARTIST?!"
  • Applejerk:... Celestia's horn extender, looks like she's having a hard time.
  • Applejack: That's kinda why yer' better off as Applesauce. You'll end up like Nick Wilde, never being trusted and one day drowning that way, only in somewhere more... Unsanitary.
  • Sam: Like a toilet Big Lebowski style, which I guess is what this situation is obviously referencing.
  • Meanie: And I think they're about to do Family guy next.
  • Bitchershy Clone: YOU GOT UNTIL 5 O'CLOCK, DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU GOT UNTIL 5 O'CLOCK!
  • Crabapplejack Clone: You're a frickin' psychopath! That's low, even for you!
  • Bitchershy Clone: Now dry yourself off. (Leaves, and pushes Applejerk) Outta the way!
  • Crabapplejack Clone: "(Breaths exhaustedly)........ Someone, please, kill me."
  • Applejerk: Well, she's askin' for it.
  • Applejack: Naw, girl. This is her own battle to fight. Besides, when we're done, she and the other clones will go back to being mirror pool magic anyways. Let's move on.
  • The group left.

An impourent part of the castle.

  • A Noon Clone was seen with a battaleon of Comi Clones.
  • Noon Clone: "Is the supply depot secure, cadat?"
  • Comi Clone: "Yes it is, madam. As secure as a dragon's keep."
  • Noon Clone: "Remember that the originals consider the supply depot the most impourent part of our operations. If it falls, the already disorganised moral of this legion will shatter into nothing. We will see revolts up the wazoo!"
  • Comi Clone: "Understood."
  • Noon Clone: "So remember, cadat..... Distrust, ANYTHING, queer and unusual! (Turns and leaves)....."
  • Comi Clone sweats at the sight of it.
  • Comi Clone: "(Quietly) Dat ass."
  • Noon Clone: "What was that?"
  • Comi Clone: "I mean, Ma'am yes ma'am!"
  • Darklight Clone: Actually, I think she said dat ass. She likes you.
  • Comi Clone: WHAT?!
  • Darklight 2: Yeah I heard that too.
  • Darklight 3: Totally.
  • Darklight 4: Total lesbian.
  • Noon Clone: EEECCKK!! (Dissipated the Comi clone as she looked heart-broken)... Change of plans. You four are in charge. Just give me your magic clearance.
  • Darklight Clone: "We just came back actselly and didn't knew about the clearence."
  • Noon Clone: "..... Well, ya do look like ya went through hell. Your lucky that I'm grateful enough about you exposing that perverted Comi Clone to ignor it for now. But I expect that you start practicing that clearence, because me or other Noons might not be so generious next time, never mind the original. (Leaves)"
  • Comi Clone 2: "..... (To the Darklight Clone) That was my friend that you allowed to be sent back to the mirror pool, by the way! We may be of large number, but that doesn't mean we can afford to just caliously trounce members like that! The Mirror Pools were mysteriously deactivated and we've yet to see them restored when the rain comes."
  • Darklight Clone 1: "Nothing personal, Comi Clone, I just felt like you needed to be reminded that we have to take things seriously around here."
  • Comi Clone 3: "Still rather doughey though."
  • Darklight Clone 2: Please, you're the same pony. You're only friends because you're the same.
  • Comi Clone 4: "HEY YOU SMUG NOON CLONE BITCH?! SOME OF US HAVE DEFELUPT INDEPENDENT QUIRKS THAT DIFFERANTIATE FROM THE ORIGINALS?!"
  • Darklight Clone 1: Whatever. Just leave and do something else productive. We're already frustrated as it is being lost after the Lodgers' escape. (The Comi Clones shrugged and left, as the Darklight clones quickly went inside)
  • Comi Clone 5 :... Wait... What's what smell? (She and Comi Clone 6 went in and saw that their was a fire that destroyed the entire supply depot, set off non-magicly by the hidden Darklight clones who quickly disappeared into the shadows)
  • Comi Clone 6: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! FIRE?! FIRE?!"
  • Darklight Clone 1: Hmmph. Sometimes I think it's too easy.
  • Darklight Clone 2: Maybe it is. (The two clones high-hoofed, then escaped before noticed)
  • The Comi Clones began to panic and try to put the fire out, as a Noon Clone charged in!
  • Noon Clone: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! Ugh, the originals are not gonna like this?!"

Elsewhere.

  • Some Crabapplejack clones are seen cleaning up the Original Comi's tank.
  • Bitchershy Clone: "That's right, you liers. Make the original Comi's tank nice and clean. She wants that tank battle ready when it's time to kick ass and take names."
  • Crabapplejack Clone 1: We're doing the best we can!!
  • Bitchershy Clone: No you aren't, I can see you. Step it up. Don't make me use the whip again because I will.
  • Crabapplejack Clone 2: You know you're more of a bitch than usual, and that's saying a lot.
  • Bitchershy Clone: I can be as bitchy as I want!
  • Crabapplejack Clone 2: Why don't you say that to my face?
  • Bitchershy Clone: (Up in her face) I, CAN, BE, AS, BITCHY, AS, I- (Crabapplejack punches her in the face and she dissipated)
  • Crabapplejack Clone 2: That was rhetorical!
  • Noon Clone: DAMMIT, STOP THAT, WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON CLONES!!! Will you clones stop killing each other?! The Mirror Pools still have yet to work again because the rains haven't come yet!
  • Bitchershy: "Will you relax? When the rains come and the pools work again, we can make more."
  • Noon Clone: "Be that as it may, it would still be more practical we try to conserve the ones we have currently. In the rate your going, we might BARELY have a handful of clones left by the time the rains come."
  • Bitchershy Clone: "Okay okay, don't be so crabby! We'll take this as easy as we can POTENTIALLY do!"
  • Noon Clone: ".... Coming from a Bitchershy Clone, that's better than "No Promises". But all the same though, if there's any problem, don't hesitate to come and alert me. I'll have the Originals deal with them personally."
  • Meanie Pie Clone: (They chuckled and used a series of mean pranks to enrage the clones into killing each other and returning to the pools)... Alright! Operation: Killing Joke, is a go. (The Meanie Clones quickly escape, though not before one last one straps alot of C4s onto the tank, gets a safe enough distence, and deonates it, destroying the tank, as apawn so, the last Meanie Pie quickly got away!)
  • The Noon Clone quickly returned and looked in shocked!
  • Noon Clone: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! UGH?! THE ORIGINAL NOON'S GONNA BLAST ME BACK INTO THE POOL FOR THIS?!"
  • Crabapplejack Clone 3: (Dying) Not if... Original Comi- (Coughs water) Does that first after her tank's been blown.... Blown. (Laughs then staggers) HRRRGH, BLAAH!! (Dissipated)
  • Noon Clone:... Well f*** it. If I die, it's on my terms. (Blasts herself into the pool)

Elsewhere.

  • The Barrecks are seen filled with slumbering Lazy Dashes.
  • A Bully Pie Clone was seen sneaking in quietly holding a glass of warm water.
  • Bully Pie Clone: "(Snickers), (Quietly) This prank's gonna be awesome."
  • ???: (Raspberries) Amateur! (Meanie Pie clones appeared)
  • Meanie Pie Clone: We could've done better. (The Lazy Dash clones woke up and noticed the Bully Pie Clone with the warm water just as she was about to put a Lazy Dash clone's hoof in it)
  • Bully Pie Clone:... (Chuckles with a nervous wide smile)..... Just, wanted to see if your bladder works?
  • Lazy Dash Clone 1: YOU SONOVABITCH!!! (The Lazy Dash clones beat her up as the Meanie Pie clones high-hoofed, then retreated quickly!)
  • A Noon Clone came in and saw the fight!
  • Noon Clone: ".... Don't get involved, they'll never learn. (Leaves)."

French Narrator: Meanwhile...

  • Some Lady Hoarders are seen collecting tons of anichent wealth from the treasury.
  • A Noon clone and a Comi clone came up.
  • Comi Clone: "Ugh, why are these Lady Hoarders even bothering with that money? It's not like we get to use it, nor they for that matter."
  • Noon Clone: "Just let them do what they want. They are greed mongers after all."
  • ???: Doubt that's a good idea. (A Darklight Clone came)
  • Noon Clone: Why not?
  • Darklight Clone: Well, if they are as greedy as you say, then perhaps you should keep your eyes WIIIDE open. Because who knows? They might be trying to steal more than treasure. Like maybe using it to be better villains, or maybe just betray us all, and steal all our power.
  • Comi Clone:...... Sure that Noon Clone not over-exaggerating?
  • Darklight Clone: Maybe, but you have to admit, as the complete opposite of generous, it's a possibility.
  • Greedily Clone: MINEMINEMINEMINE!!! (She and other Greedily Clones had valuables and were chased by Lady Hoarder clones and they ended up plowing through the Noon and Comi Clones dissipating them, and all the Lady Hoarder clones died smashing into the hard gold and treasure)...
  • All Greedily Clones: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!! (They hiss like cats and kill the other Lady Hoarder clones)... Excelsior. (They all high-hoofed each other)
  • Darklight Clone: Slick move.

Elsewhere.

  • An indoor courtyard was seen as Crabapplejacks were seen working in an artifical arm mad up of some stolen Sweet Apple Arces Trees.
  • Noon Clone: ".... I have to admit, leading Crabapplejack Clone leader, stealing some apple trees from Sweet Apple Arces, was a surprisingly brillient move."
  • Crabapplejack Clone Leader: "Tch. As typical of you Noons to underestimate us hard working dishonest Crabapplejacks like that. You think we're nothing but hillbilly idjits, do ya?"
  • Noon Clone: "Your a clone, of a clone of a pony that was LITTERALLY raised in a barn! Not what I call copies of a copy of a super-genius."
  • Crabapplejack Clone Leader: ".... Yer lucky that I fear what you can do to me with that fancy magic that I don't shove ya up a Comi Clone's ass! Bet she'd enjoyed it too!"
  • Noon Clone: "Good! That fear, keeps you alive around here! It teaches you respect!"
  • Crabapplejack Clone Leader: "Is it really respect that we fear you and that hocus pocus of yers?"
  • Noon Clone: Well it's the closest thing to respect we got for all I care.
  • Crabapplejack Clone Leader: "Depends on who ya asked....."
  • Applejerk Clone: (Her stomach growls) Uggh! I don't feel so good.
  • Applejerk Clone 2: Me either, heavy lifting these trees isn't agreeing with those candied apples.
  • Applejerk Clone 3: Ugh, God FORGIVE US!! (They all farted a giant stink cloud that killed all the clones and dissipated them as all the Applejerk clones sigh in relief)
  • Applejerk Clone 4: GOD, that feels good!
  • Applejerk Clone 5: We're such a bunch of sickos. (Farts and sighs)
  • Applejerk Clone 1: Well I guess we should get these things back to AJ's home.

Artillery Room

  • Crabapplejack Clone: (Walks around nervously until she sees the Bitchershy clone from earlier, then puts on a beekeeper's hat and pushes a cart with tank ammo by her) Just making sure the tank was loaded.
  • Bitchershy Clone: Well, keep up the good work. (Realizes) Hey, wait a minute, what the hell?! (Catches the Crabapplejack clone and beats her up similar to this)
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Where's My Money Stewie Beats Brian Part 2 Vey

Continuing the Dept Disbute

  • Bitchershy Clone: (Hits the Crabapplejack clone with a metal rod) Getting REAL tired of you ducking me, cowgirl! Yeah, getting REALLY tired! WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?!
  • Crabapplejack Clone: OH GOD NO!
  • Bitchershy Clone: Yeah, you have money to pay for cheap disguises, huh? How much did you pay for that beekeeper hat?
  • Crabapplejack Clone: I... I cheated a costume shop owner for a bit-- (the Bitchershy Clone stomps on one of the Crabapplejack clone's front legs) AHHHH! Listen, you gotta give me more ti-
  • Bitchershy Clone: (Stomps on the other front leg, and beats her up some more) Don't make a bitch out of me, woman! Don't make a bitch out of me! I WANT MY CELESTIA-DAMNED MONEY!! (Briefly leaves)
  • Crabapplejack Clone: Listen, sugarcube, this is crazy, you got- OH MY GOD! (The Bitchershy clone sics a flamethrower on her while she's screaming. After a while the flames stop) All right, let's talk to one of the Noons... Also, surprised I survived that.
  • Bitchershy Clone: "Well we may as well then since kicking your ass has given me nothing but stimulie."
  • Crabapplejack Clone: I, will, f*****g, KILL YOU!!!
  • Bitchershy Clone: "Like to see ya try in that state, bitch. I'll find a Noon Clone right away. You try running away, you join the other dead clones." (Leaves as Crabapplejack Clone and hit the wall in anger)
  • ???: You really going to take that? (A Meanie Pie Clone appeared)... If it was me, I'd teach that bitch a lesson.
  • Crabapplejack Clone:... What are you talking about?!
  • Meanie Pie Clone: You can't just let her get away with what she just did. I've hated Bitchershy clones since one of them couldn't take a practical joke. She pranked me in a cruel manner, and forgot exactly whom she was laughing at. She paid with her life. She's just magic water now.
  • Crabapplejack Clone: How do I do something like that when I've been burned to a crisp?
  • Meanie Pie Clone: Do it once your healed. Get even. Kill her in an equal manner. You're stronger than her. We clones are just copy paper anyway.
  • Crabapplejack:... You're right. I can't stand looking at Bitchershy anymore! I can't stand ANY Bitchershy clone anymore!!
  • ???: COCONUT CRAB!!! 5 SECONDS, IN HERE, NOW!!
  • Meanie Pie Clone: Good luck. (As she left, she and other Meanie Pie clones destroyed the artillery)
  • Noon Clone: Alright, you two, I am gravely disappointed in you. (She magically healed Crabapplejack Clone)
  • Crabapplejack Clone:... So, am, I! (She violently injured and beat up the Bitchershy Clone until she dissipated)
  • Noon Clone: HOLY EQUESTRIA!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
  • Crabapplejack: What I just got STARTED doing! (She left and took out frustration and rage by slaughtering Bitchershy Clones in a similar manner to this with blood replaced with mirror pool water, which while this went on, the Noon Clone retreated in a panic, seeking to warn the originals, only to be crushed by an anvil that turned her into retreating pool magic by a Meanie Pie clone)
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Family guy - Chris and Meg Fight the whole School

  • Crabapplejack Clone:... I... HATE... BITCHES!!!
  • Meanie Pie Clone: (Hidden)... I'd say I'm proud of you, but damn. Even I don't take it too far. (She killed her with her party cannon)... Much less clones to worry about anyway.

Elsewhere.

  • A coffie break room-like lounging area was seen filled with Noon Clones and some permitted Comi clones.
  • Noon Clone Leader: "Ahhhh, this is the life. Isn't it LT?"
  • Comi Clone: "(Sighs in bliss, admiring the Noon Clone leader's body in secret).... It is, commander, it is."
  • Noon Clone Leader: "Soon the mirror pools will go back into order come the rains, and then, we can go back to making more of us, and turn Equestria into an evil clone paradise."
  • Comi Clone: "Alcourse Commander.... Though, how are we gonna split the lands for each type of clone?"
  • Noon Clone Leader: "That's something you can best ask the Originals for."
  • Comi Clone: Yeah... (Sighs)... You're probably right.
  • Noon Clone: GUYS!! The clones have been dropping exponentially!!!
  • Noon Clone Leader: "WHAT?! HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!"
  • Noon Clone: "It, just does!"
  • Noon Clone Leader: "..... Did you detected any magic?!"
  • Noon Clone: "No! It just felt like, random circumstances happened!"
  • Noon Clone Leader: "..... Are the Originals informed?"
  • Noon Clone: I've already sent a few Bully Pies to- (The Bully Pies were killed by a party cannon)
  • (Meanie Pie Clone): (Laughs) THEIR F*****G FACES!!! THAT IS SO PRICELESS!!!
  • Noon Clone: Okay, spoke too soon. But they should notice themselves, right? (Clones were being blasted and killed all over the castle)...
  • Comi Clone:... We're dead.

Lodgers' Location

  • Baloo: (As clones were seen being destroyed left and right) Oh man, they're getting massacred!
  • Bagheera: "Well don't start getting confident. This is bound to get the original clones attention soon enough. Or even.... They already know."

The Originals' Location.

  • The Real Noon was looking on frustraighted as the clones were seen falling apart.
  • Real Crabapplejack: "..... I don't know about ya'll, but, I vote we git while the going's good."
  • Real Lady Hoarder: "But my stuff!"
  • Real Lazy Dash: "Forget aboout your stuff, worry more about getting out!"
  • Real Bitchershy: "Yeah, f*** this plan, and let's get out of here!"
  • Real Bully Pie: "Aw nuts, and the rain was just around the corner."
  • Real Noon: "..... You win this round, misfits, but I'll be back. Okay, girls, let's- (The Real Clone Six bucked the door down!)...... Oh now what?"
  • Real Darklight: "Okay, you phoney ballonies. Playtime's over."
  • Noon:... What? (They were magically restored from their disguises by the appearing Lodgers)
  • Lady Hoarder: YOOOOOOOOOOUU!!!!
  • Darklight: Yeah, us! Your clones won't save you now that we got them to kill each other. Your asses are cornered.
  • Lord Shen: I'm confused that we managed to beat you six when you're smart enough to purge an entire clone army from the inside.
  • Darklight: That's because unlike them, you were actselly worthy oppendents. Now your nose out of hero and comedy clichés, why don't you?
  • Meanie/Bully: (Laugh hysterically)
  • Darklight/Noon: SHUT UP!!
  • Twilight: You seven have done enough.
  • Comi: I think not, Printsessa Sumerki! (Blasts them around scattering them with her tank blast spell)
  • Skipper: HOOVER DAM!!!
  • Starlight: CELESTIA'S MANE!!!
  • Frank: MY HEART STOPPED FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!!!
  • Noon: "All you had done was win a battle of a larger war. We'll just as easy escape and avoid you fools until the mirror pools are in working order again. Then we're make even more clones then the ones you had wasted, only I'll make sure it's not just my clones that'll be compident!"
  • Icky: "Well good luck actselly escaping, ya love letters to Discord's alternate personas of the Main 6, plus encarnation of what bronies THINK Starlight's thing was like in Shareville!"
  • Noon: "Then good thing we took the time to have an escape ship. (Conjures up the Lougers Van tainted by the Mean 6's changes to it)."
  • Max: "LE GASP?! THEY MESSED UP OUR VAN?!"
  • Sandy: "What have you done to our van?!"
  • Noon: "We capitalised on it's defenceless state while you were our guests in this silly old ruins' dunguin!"
  • Icky: "BUT ALCHOURSE THE VILLAINS STEAL OUR VAN WHILE IT WASN'T PROTECTED, THEY JUST, DO?!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Don't worry, thanks to our friend Lexus, and some generious AUU tec donations, it has been made that the Van will only reckindise MY DNA sigiture. So we can avoid another event like Gazelle's social justice meltdowns, or cases like these clones hi-jacking it. It's the ultamate anti theift proceedsure."
  • Noon: "Then it's good your here then. (Proceeds to turn herself into a Facehugger-like creature with a Facehugger screech!)"
  • Starlight: "LOOK OUT?! SHE TURNED INTO A PARASITIC MIND-SNUGGLER?! PARASITES THAT CAN CONTROL PEOPLE'S BRAINS?!"
  • Icky: "..... Seriously, WHAT IS EVOLUTION LIKE IN EQUESTRIA?! IT'S EVEN CRAZIER THEN GALOPAGOES ISLAND?!"
  • Mr. Dodo: ".... Clever girl. (Noon as the Mind Snuggler latched right onto Mr. Dodo's head and took control of him!)..... (Noon's Voice) So close, misfits, but your own hubris and toys have betrayed you." (The Clones enter the van, Noon using Mr. Dodo's body to bypass the DNA security cause of the system reckindising him, and take off)
  • Patrick:..... SpongeBob, what happened?
  • SpongeBob: The Mean Six cheated.
  • Brandy: STOP PRETENDING THIS IS A GAME, YOU F*****G CHILD!!!! LET'S JUST GET THEIR ASSES!!!!
  • Cynder: "We have to help Dodo!"
  • Sam: "And get the van back! We just finished the insurence payments on it!"
  • Max: And you know how unbelievably astronomical that space vehicle insurance is since this thing was wrecked and jacked. I can't even unsee one incident.

Cutaway

  • (This is what happened with the van, before being towed by a spaceship and processed into a giant car crusher)
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Turbo Teen Robot Chicken Adult Swim

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  • Max: (Shrieks cartoonishly when finding the cubed van)

Present

  • Merlin: Well that would've been a travesty if we didn't have magic. Magic technically beats Space Geico anyday.
  • Icky: "Well we might not get so lucky if the Bitch Seven trash our ride!"

French Narrator: Meanwhile...

  • Mr. Dodo: (The van was already wrecked as Mr. Dodo was freed from Noon's control as a Mind-Snuggler as she turned back to normal apawn crash)..... BY JOVE, YOU GIRLS ARE INSANE!!! AND IT'S NOT EVEN BEYOND 7 MINUTES YET, AND ALREADY THE VAN BECOMES A CASUALTY OF OUR MISSIONS ONCE AGAIN?! WE JUST HAD INSURANCE PAID ON THIS THING!!!
  • Noon: Give us a break, you fear-numb extinct bird! Ponies don't have vehicles like this for an obvious reason.
  • Mr. Dodo: "WELL ONE WOULD FIGURE SOMEONE WITH SPARKLE'S INTELLECT COULD'VE LEARNED?!"
  • Noon: "Let's remember that I'm the evil clone of a pony that bumbled on her flying ability at first, it being so because of a crazy ice pony aside! Even with my learning cabability, learning how to use that useless hunk of metal isn't exactly as easy as ABCs to ponies!"
  • Bully: Besides, you've got magic. Since when do you need insurance? Kind of a waste of money, when you can just magically restore whatever is blown up. Or is your magic limited like ours?
  • Mr. Dodo: IT'S MORE LIKE THE INSURENCE IS A CONTENDINGCY PLAN IN AN EVENT THE VAN WAS RUINED BY ANTI-MAGIC OR MAGIC-RESISTENT MEANS?! AND YES, WE KNOW IT'S RATHER REDUNDENT OTHERWISE SINCE WE DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT SUCH THINGS, BUT ONE NEVER KNOWS IN THIS FIELD OF WORK!
  • Lazy Dash: Okay, f*** it, we're laying low. (Comi held her horn at Dodo) You're coming with us.
  • Bitchershy: D, do you know anything about dodos? They are island tamed animals. They don't fear anything. Why do you think they're even extinct?
  • Mr. Dodo: Young lady, do you even have ANY idea how speciesist that is to dodos in the UUniverses that are cartoonishly still alive? Sometimes the truth hurts.
  • Bitchershy: Does it look like I care?
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well given that your a meaner verson of Miss Fluttershy.... No, you do not. In fact, your pretty much the same wrench that made your real counter-part look bad in front of the smaller animals of Everfree, (This was overheard by the two baby Birds from the Mean 6 episode), so if anything, your bad attatude's a forgone concludsio- (Gets knocked out by a frying pan from Bully Pie) D'OHHHH! (Dazed) When you wish apawn a star, it's no difference, who you are. (Faints and slams to the ground cartoonishly as eyes derped)...."
  • Crabapplejack: ".... Well shucks, now we have to carry the big galoot around with us."
  • Noon teleports in a cart.
  • Noon: "I magicly created this cart. It should be strong enough to hold this doofus of a colonial dressed prehistoric chicken."
  • Lazy Dash: "Do we HAVE to take his fatass along?"
  • Noon: "The fat bird is basicly our meatsheild against the misfits should they be able to find us. Now let's go."
  • Crabapplejack was made to start pulling the cart as the Mean 7 enter into Everfree, as the two birds now know the truth of what really went on and went to inform the other animals of Everfree.

Meanwhile...

  • Fluttershy: They could be anywhere by now.
  • Kowalski: Don't worry. We've have a tracking device since that incident in Greece when those lovenuts jacked it.... Where is it?
  • Missing Link: Odds are those clones took it with them.... As well as your van alarm.
  • Sam: Yep, that's gone, too.
  • SpongeBob: Those fiends! They've thought of everything!
  • Rainbow Dash: Fan-fucking-tastic! How do we find them now?
  • Fluttershy: (The birds arrived) AAH, DON'T HURT ME!!! (The birds tweeted)... Wait... You figured it out? (The birds tweeted) Well apology accepted. Where are they? (The birds lead them off)

A swamp in Everfree.

  • Bully Pie: "(As they trek across the swamp) Oh, joy! We found a swamp! Riddle with desiese spreading parasites and hungry monstorsities! What joy!"
  • Lazy Dash: "Bitch, I may be lazy as hell, but even I know what sarcasm is! (A creature was lurking below)."
  • Lady Horader: "I can't believe I have to leave all my stuff back at the castle!"
  • Noon: "Would you ponies please?! I'm trying to concentrate! And another thing, I would rather avoid repeating the insodent where we seperated and that we should stay as close as possable!"
  • Crabapplejack: "Well this time I think the original us are more wiser this time around."
  • Noon: "Well now the reason why we should stick together is because of THAT! Now, make no mistake, (A Creature rose behind her), We are stronger together! United we stand, devided we fall! Remember this well and- (Saw that the Clones had scared faces).... Aw don't tell the misfits found us already?!"
  • Bully Pie: "Then we won't?! BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THEM?! (Points!)"
  • Noon turned to get shocked to see a giant wood-based algie covered Alligator Gar!
  • Lady Hoarder cartoonishly screeks and hops onto Crabapplejack!
  • Lady Hoarder: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF EQUESTRIA'S THAT?!"
  • Bitchershy: "A LOGAGATOR GAR?! PRETTY MUCH A GIANT WOODEN FISH MONSTER BASED ON THE GAR SPIECES?!... Why did I say that like I was introducing it?"
  • Lazy Dash: ".... HOW HIGH WAS GAIA WHEN SHE MADE THAT THING?!"
  • The Logagator Gar roared at the group, as the scared Remain 6 ran off into different directions as Noon quickly dodged an attack from the Logagator Gar and flew off!
  • Noon: "UGH?! BLASTED BEAST?! NOW WE'RE SEPERATED?! AGAIN?! NOW I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TRACK THOSE FOOLS DOWN AGAIN?! First, I need to find Lazy Dash. She's too, Lazy, to get too far, even when afraid."
  • ???: I'm afraid that's not happening. (Mare-Zan came in)
  • Noon:... Aren't you the Ape Pony that was raised by Goldrillas? I can tell you're getting slightly better at English.
  • Mare-Zan: And your Lady Hoarder friend scattered my family trying to hoard them.
  • Noon: UGGH, because of COURSE she did! Unless you're talking about one of her clones.
  • Mare-Zan: No, it was actual Lady Hoarder.
  • Noon: UUUUGGGGGHHH!!! When we get back together, I'm going to strangle her for bringing THIS attention to me! Look, miss, if you're so mad at Hoarder, go after her.
  • Mare-Zan: No. I watched you six terrorize my friends and forest during camping trip.
  • Noon: BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DID!!!!
  • Mare-Zan: You six are just trees that must be converted back, or Everfree Forest will be upset again.
  • Noon: Wild mare, I wouldn't be so slick if I were you. I'm Twilight Sparkle unrestrained. I could do so many things to you. I could throw you into a patch of those killing joke relatives of poison joke and watch them do their bad magic. I could dangle you over a pit of Cragadiles, or- (Mare-Zan flew down towards her and she shielded herself) Hah! Sly dog, caught me monologuing. Classic move. But fine, have it your way. (Shapeshifts into a Nemean Lion)... Let's see if you fare against the apex predator of the Everfree.
  • Mare-Zan: You think I haven't fought them?
  • Noon: Try one that is actually smart enough to use it's abilities.
  • Mare-Zan: "Actselly yes, I did fought Smart Nemeans. Though they're not as common as smart winged lions, they're still plentiful here. In fact, I defeated one this morning. There's ways to pierce their indestructible skin. Surely you should know that...."
  • Silence......
  • Noon: "..... SCREW IT, SCREW IT?! (Teleports away!)."
  • Mare-Zan: "..... Guess I may as well should go find Sparkle and friends."

Lazy Dash's Location

  • Lazy Dash was seen sleeping on top of a precariously placed boulder on top of a frangle hill over a pit of Flesh-Eating Aquatic Cobras.
  • (Deadpool): "Jesus Christ, for a lazy-ass bitch, she's also a badass bitch for being there!"
  • (Pinkie): I know, right? But Rainbow Dash did better. Seriously, she slept on top of a balancing rock above Pard territory. Nasty cats with immense speed.
  • The Group arrived and saw this....
  • Banzai: ".... You gotta be kidding me."
  • Icky: "Good grief, ya know it's bad if going after what should've been the easiest clone to catch is STILL piss-hard!"
  • Applejack: "Well I thought our Rainbow Dash was proned to sleep in dangerious place."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Tch, this is still nothing to when I slep on top of that balencing rock over Pard terratory. Those felines would eat Aquatic Cobras for breakfest!"
  • Moonbow: "How's about I go confront her myself?"
  • Twilight: "Careful, Moonbow. That percariously placed blouder was barely able to hold Lazy Dash. There's no telling what an extra pony would do."
  • Icky: "Ya know, besides making the both of you fall into a pit of water-cobras."
  • Viper: "Ya know, had Fu-Xi been here, he could've convinced these cobras to not be a problem."
  • Po: "Well, the episode's just about over and it's too late for last minute guest stars, and explaining beyond that would risk spoiler alerts, so, we have to improvise."
  • Rarity: "Couldn't we just levitate or teleport her to us?"
  • Twilight:... Actually, yes, we can. This area isn't near an anti-magic zone, nor do I think Everfree has any anti-magic zones. I mean, and this is being said in complete irony, what's the worst that can happen?
  • Icky: You know, being ironic doesn't cheat your way out of karma.
  • Twilight: Ugh, whatever, just be ready to pin down Lazy when she's teleported here.
  • Baloo: Easy-peasy banana squeezy.
  • Lazy: (Teleported to them) DYAAH, GARFIELD, WHY DO YOU EVEN HATE MONDAYS WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN WORK?! AND I'M SURE IN CAT YEARS, YOUR TOO OLD FOR SCHOOL TOO, SO- (Baloo sat on him) DOOOO!!!... YOU ANIMALS GET YOUR GROOVY BEAR'S FATASS OFF OF ME!!!! AND HOW DID YOU GET ME SO QUICKLY?!
  • Icky: ".... You were on top of a percarliously placed blouder on a fragle hill over a snakepit of aquatic cobras..... And it's obvious that there's no no-magic zone in the area, so, what do you think?"
  • Lazy: "...... Fuck. My.... Life."

Bitchershy's location.

  • Bitchershy arrived in a beautiful filed of familiar looking flowers.
  • Bitchershy: "Aw look, some pretty little flowers for me to start crushing! (Jumps up and starts stomping on flowers) Take that, stupid flowers! (Stomps more flowers, as she pays no mind to a sign that reads "Warning, Poison Joke, no touching, Love: Zecora".) Oh yeah, (Voice Suddenly Deepens), Stomp that s*** out! (Stops)...... What the fu-..... (This video)"
Oh Hell No

Oh Hell No

  • Bitchershy: "THE F*****G HELL IS WRONG WITH MAH VOICE YO?! I SOUND LIKE A N****R?!"
  • ???: Hey, we're friends with black people! I'm sure they take great offense at that! (Some of the Lodgers arrived with Zecora)
  • Zecora: It's not wise to ignore a warning. (Points at her sign) Otherwise it might lead to a tragic mourning.
  • Bitchershy: Aw, dammit!
  • Zecora: Oh, don't be so upset, it could've been worse. Their relatives, the killing joke, would offer a more terrible curse.
  • Sam: Wait... Isn't that a flower from Fallout Equestria? I thought the producer wasn't into that.
  • Max: Didn't stop the megaspell from existing.
  • Bitchershy: YOU GET MY VOICE BACK TO NORMAL RIGHT NOW, OH BEYOND ZEBRA!!!
  • Max: Is that a Dr. Seuss joke?! Because that sucked!
  • Bitchershy: Oh, I'll show you who sucks, you f*****g assclowns!!
  • Zecora: Hold on!... Your worries are far from over! (They look up into the trees to see blue vines and flowers similar to poison joke)... A patch of killing joke has been a'rover.
  • Bitchershy: Okay, that one was hardly coherent!!
  • Tigress: "But it still means that we have the misfortune to be near killing jokes! That much is impourent!"
  • Po: Okay, I am starting to agree with Icky about how crazy Equestria's flora and fauna are! Seriously! Gaia has been going WAY too overboard with animals and planets here! (The killing joke vines attacked them)
  • Mantis: DOOODGE!!! (They did that)
  • Bitchershy: "(Dodges as well) OH HELL NO?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I SOUND LIKE I HAVE A BIG BLACK SLOUNG IN THE CROTCH, NOW THERE'S KILLER HORICULTURE HORRORSHOWS HERE?!"
  • Fluttershy: Technically, killing joke doesn't always kill. It just works like poison joke, but it plays lethally dangerous jokes that almost always bases its effects on the fears, distresses, and distastes of you, and it is very likely to act upon the smallest of off-hand comments you make no matter how long ago or how insignificant the comment seems, so long as said comment involves something of great distress to you.
  • Max: It turned Fluts into a tree in another more grim dimension because she once said that she'd like to be one. Though she's better now.
  • Bitchershy: Well whatever the f*** these things will do will not do that to me. (Takes out a knife) I'M GOING TO SLICE THIS WEED TO RIBBONS!!! (However, a vine smacked Bitchershy in the face, knocking her out!).
  • Sam: TAKE COVER!!! (They did that to avoid the killing joke vines)
  • Mantis was able to zoom out quickly and grabbed Bitchershy away from the Killing Jokes!
  • Tigress: "Let's get moving! (The group retreated!)"

Bully Pie's Location.

  • Bully Pie was seen with a can of whipped cream and placed some of it on the paw of a sleeping familier blacken lone Timber Wolf, then began flicking her tail at the Timber Wolf, causing it to touch it's face with the whipped cream paw as Bully Pie laughed!
  • Bully Pie: "(LAUGHS?!) CLASSIC PRANK?! GETS THEM EVERYTIME?! (LAUGHS?!)"
  • (Pinkie): Oh, come on! Even I could do better than THAT! (Bully Pie jumps, startled, but then looks at the still sleeping Timber Wolf)...
  • Bully Pie: HA! (Gasps and the Timber Wolf wakes up and growls at her)... AYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! (Runs away, gets chased by the Timber Wolf as it's pack mates began to show up!) NICE WOODEN DOG MONSTERS, GOOD BOYS?! PLEASE BE GOOD CRIMES AGAINST NATURE?!
  • (Gallus): "INSULTING THEM IS NOT GONNA HELP, YA PINK JACKASS?!"
  • (Silverstream): "Also, tecnecally, in Equestria, all creatures, even the unusual ones, are considerably naterol here!" (As they appeared)
  • Gallus: Also that wasn't a very merciful Timber Wolf. That was Blackwood, the legendary failed dark warlock experiment of a Timber Wolf and bad magic.
  • Icky: You mean that Timber Wolf that Applejack tried to kill herself with when Mayhem was s*****g chaos magic on the world?
  • Gallus: "Tch, know any OTHER black wooden dogs?"
  • Icky: ".... Your right, stupid question."
  • Gallus: Yeah, and you should feel stupid.
  • Icky: Hen, I feel stupid almost every day. It's not something to be that ashamed of anymore.
  • Gallus: Can we just GO already?! (They went after them as Blackwood's pack surrounded Bully Pie)
  • Bully Pie: (Takes out her party cannon and blows them all up while escaping before they reform as the rest of the chase went something like this)
STORKS wolf pack crazy formations

STORKS wolf pack crazy formations

  • Bully Pie: WHAT THE ASS?!? WHAT KIND OF TIMBER WOLF PACK IS THIS?!
  • Gallus: "Like we said earlier, Blackwood's no ordenary Timberwolf!"
  • Ocellus: Gallus, I'm not sure she heard us say that-
  • Gallus: Yeah, realized it the moment I said it.
  • Bully Pie: CREAM OFF, IDIOTS!!! YOU GOT NOTHING TO ACCOMPLISH SAVING ME!!! I GOT THIS!!
  • Skipper: Obviously! (The pack formed a racecar and chased them faster)
  • Bully Pie: AW, F*Squee*K ME!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: But-
  • Brandy: Whiskers, before you say it, she doesn't actually want us to do that.
  • Mr. Whiskers: I wasn't thinking that.
  • Brandy: Yes you were.
  • Ed Otter: I got this! (Slides and grabs Bully plowing through anything in his way until Blackwood opened his mouth waiting for Ed to slide in) OH BOY!!!! (Stops as the pack pounces on them)
  • Brandy: Clever bitch!
  • Mr. Whiskers: It's a guy-
  • Brandy: I WAS BEING METAPHORICAL AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!
  • Yona: YONA SMASH!!!! (She crushes the Timber Wolves and cartoonishly flattens Ed and Bully)..... Don't tell Uncle I spoke in Yak Speak, he hates when I do that.
  • Gallus: "Hey, we agreed that we stop referencing on how your Uncle hates his people's own culture! It's kinda redundent at this point!"
  • Pinkie: BACK OFF, BLACKWOOD!! I GOT A PARTY CANNON AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!! (Blackwood attacked and she fired Bubblegum Cake Batter sticking him in place)
  • Bully: Why are you jokes even helping me?! Aren't I a bad guy?
  • Skipper: "Oh don't worry. Consider it us sparing the harsh punishment of the law of the jungle-"
  • Gallus: "Forest."
  • Skipper: "Well that is to say, the law of nature, and kept ya from being Wooden Monster Dog food. Besides, pretty much plan to turn you and your troupe into Pony-Ents."
  • Bully Pie: "Is that like, ponies made of trees or something?"
  • Kolwalski: "Well tecnecally your half-way there, since Chrysalis made you from trees with a dark tree magic spell."
  • Bully Pie: ".... Good grief, I just can't get a break!"

Lady Hoarder's location.

  • Lady Hoarder was walking across a long row of elder trees as Hoarder grumbled to herself.
  • Lady Hoarder: "I lost all my stuff. MY stuff! What am I to do now?!"
  • Lady Hoarder turned her attention to see a lone and opened normal looking treasure chest sitting out in the open.
  • Lady Hoarder: ".... Ohhhh! What's this?! A lazy pirate's lost treasure hoard in the middle of the forest inconspicuiously? Mama like! Don't mind if I do! (Zooms up to the chest and got closer) Come to mommy, my pretties! (Touches the chest, but suddenyly found herself stuck to it) Huh? What the?! Oh what?! Was that pirate also gross with that treasure?! (Suddenly, the ground began to shift and move as a large Redback Spider-like giant spider rose from the ground, giving intense hisses).... WHAT THE DEVIL?!"
  • The Spider creature was reveiled to have it's adomin overed in treasure, as it began to move with Lady Hoarder still stuck to it.
  • Lady Hoarder: "I'M ON A GIANT SPIDER?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
  • Rarity's voice: "Oh just your luck that you fell for a Treasure-Back Spider's trap!"
  • The group were charging after the giant spider not too far!
  • Rarity: "GREEDY FOOLS LIKE YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELVES, CAN YOU!?"
  • Antque: "Though I'm confused as to what this one's doing all the way here! Aren't they suppode to be the Down Underlands?"
  • Gilda: "Didn't that Buzzword guy once said that he wanted to show his class a creature from that place that ended up escaping somehow awhile back?"
  • Rarity: "HE WAS GONNA TAKE A TREASURE-BACK TO THE SCHOOL?!"
  • Gilda: "Well appearently, how else would you explain that thing being here?"
  • Lady Hoarder: Well, how was I supposed to know this was a spider whose ass has a treasure chest stuck to it?!
  • Shrek: "Well, there was a random treasure chest, in the middle of the forest.... Didn't ya find that a wee bit suspicious?"
  • Lady Hoarder: Well, how would you feel if there was a patch of onion in the middle of the forest and you found out too late it was a trap?!
  • Puss: She has a point there, boss.
  • Donkey: "Hey can you not agree with the mean doppleganger Rarity?"
  • Antique: AHEM! Former evil doppelganger right here!
  • Donkey: "Uh, present company not intented for offfence, alcourse!"
  • Lady Hoarder: Just get me down from here!
  • Gilda: "We'll do that just a soon as we get this thing to hold still!"
  • Lady Hoarder: THE F*** ARE YOU GONNA- (The spider paralyzes her, wrapped her up, and ate her)
  • Gilda: Ugh, I got it. Griffins fight these beasts for their gold all the time. (She roared at the Treasureback and took it out in only 10 seconds slicing it in two and freeing Lady Hoarder)
  • Lady Hoarder: IT'S STOMACH ACID IS MOLTEN GOLD?! WHAT KIND OF WORLD WAS I BORN IN?!
  • Rarity:... Okay, good job, Gilda.
  • Shrek: "But it might be hard to explain to him that the giant spider he wanted to show to the students is pretty much dead now. He probulity wanted to wow them with that beastie."
  • Rarity: "Don't worry, it was an invasive spieces here anyway. It would've done sevre damage to Everfree's ecosystem had Gilda, did not what she did.
  • Gilda: Please, we ate these things as a good entrée. Yeah, not surprising that Griffins, who love gold, tend to tango with these over-sized silk makers. Kinda why we migrate to the Down Underlands alot, actselly. Banquets bring out the best ones. We've practically gotten used to them. (Takes a leg off the dead Treasureback and ate it) OHHHH, THAT'S GOOD!!!
  • Chi Fu: Didn't you say you prefer fish?
  • Gilda: Oh, I have started liking other things since that stupid first incident in the AUU. How's that for preventing a continuity conflict? (Bites off a huge chunk of the leg and ate it cartoonishly)
  • Rarity: Somegriffin's a little-
  • Gilda: Hey, I get it, I have terrorable table mannors, no need to be prissy about it.

Crabapplejack's Location

  • Crabapplejack: Ugh! That was pleasant. Just pleasant. (Fart bubbles were heard as Applejerk farted bubbles in a pond for 5 straight minutes as a fish leapt out and did this)
Spongebob - DEUUEAUGH (Something Smells)

Spongebob - DEUUEAUGH (Something Smells)

  • Applejerk: AAAAAAAaaahhh!! Hello, Crabby. We've been waiting for you. (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: GROSS!!! OF ALL THE WAYS WE COULD'VE WAITED FOR HER, WHY THIS?!? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FARTING, YOU REPULSIVE PIG?!?
  • Crabapplejack: Amen. It smells like a big fat pile of vampire fruit bat droppings!
  • Applejerk: (Farts more bubbles) Ahhh! Sorry, you say something? (Spazzes)
  • Applesauce: Okay, I'm getting my bowels checked after this. So nasty!
  • Crabapplejack: Okay, what the f*** is this all about?
  • Applesauce: "I'm pretty much here to try and cut you off of the ineditable Everfree Monster encounter."
  • Crabapplejack: "I already had a rough enounter with a giant wooden Aligator Gar, I can't imagine somethin' worse!"
  • Applejerk: "(Spazzes) Well, fer starters, I actselly have a reason for this fartin'. I'm trying to keep the Clayfish away."
  • Crabapplejack: "'Clayfish'? What are you trying to sell, varmint?"
  • Applejerk: "They're basicly these giant crawdads made of clay."
  • Crabapplejack: Ya'll mean giant clay-Crayfish? That has to be the stupidist thing I ever heard!?"
  • Applejerk: "Well, I heard it from Sandbar once back when I didn't had a duel personality, and he was able to summon a gaint bird-dragon hybrid effortlessly, and he heard it from an uncle of his girlfriend, so it has to be true."
  • Crabapplejack: "I'll believe it when- (Shadows form behind Crabapplejack)... I... (Turns to see the actual giant Clawifived Crayfish).... See..... It...... Son of a bitch, a lier spoke the truth?!"
  • Applejerk: "Kinda why I'm the surperior clone!"
  • Crabapplejack began to panic as the Clawfish's pincers turned into medevil weaponry as she ran from them!
  • Applesauce: GUYS, LET'S GET HER!!! (She charges after them with accompanying heroes)
  • Crabapplejerk: "IF I'M BEING HONEST HERE, I DON'T WANNA DIE?! (Dodges an attack from a Clawfish!)"
  • Starlight: TAKE THIS! (She unleashed a shockwave that smacked away the Clawfish)... There.
  • Sir Hiss: Well, I think that takes care of those naughty- (Suddenly a bigger Clayfish came) AHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH?! SPOKE TO SOON?!
  • Lola:... Gaia, you are a bizarre imaginative mistress.
  • Applejack: Great! An ornery Queen Clayfish is all we needed.
  • Crabapplejack: WHY WAS I BORN IN THIS WORLD?!
  • Jumbaa: Just hush up and let us handle this- (The Clayfish Queen ate his plasma cannon with a sticking proboscis) BAH?! MY WORK!!!!
  • Friend Owl: Well, we're boned.
  • Applejerk: "I GOT THIS?! (Turns around and turns her butt torwords the now confused Clawfish Queen)."
  • Sir Hiss: ".... Oh, poo."

From afar.

  • A fart exploudsion was seen as birds freaked out and flew away.

Back to the group's location.

  • The Clayfish Queen ploped into a knocked out pile of claw as everyone else had comical reactions to Applejerk's nuke fart.
  • Crabapplejack: "..... (Dazed) I give up. And thart's an honest fact. (Faints)."
  • Pleakly: ".... Gaia is very likely to be stern with us about this....."

Comi's Location

  • Comi was seen resting by a waterfall after being exhausted from walking.
  • Comi: "Ugh.... That was exhausting. But at least I'm at a place where Noon can find me."
  • Comi closed her eyes to rest, until buzzing was here, forcing Comi to open them in confusion and saw Bees in business suits.
  • Comi: "What the-!"
  • Business Bee 1: "And here, gentlemen, we have a pony. A sub-breed of horse that can be used to farm reshorces and help grow crops for the Capitalist Bee hive."
  • The other Capitalist Bees clapped.
  • Comi/(Deadpool): "Okay, now these creatures of Everfree are getting rediculious!"
  • Capitalist Bee 2: "So, what's you suggestion for capturing her, Mr. Beevis?"
  • Comi: "Beevis? Really? Is this gonna turn into a series of bee jokes?!"
  • First Capitalist Bee (Mr. Beevis): "Well the simplest thing is to use an anti-magic butterfly net to capture this unicorn pony, (Brings out such a net), Like so. (Captures Comi before she can react). And that gentlemen is how you get drafted labor for the hive."
  • The Capitalised Bees clapped again.
  • Comi: "..... What DRUGS was Gaia on when she MADE these things?!"
  • The Capitalist Bees buzzed off torwords their corperate-like hive in the highest tree.
  • Comi: LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!!!... UH, HELLO!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!! ARE YOU PESTS DEAF?!?
  • Mr. Beevis: We must bring this thing to Queen Bumble.
  • Comi: I SAID LET ME GO!!! (She blasts her tank blast spell which not only freed her, but also tore up nearby trees and nearly killed a few of the bees)... DO I HAVE YOU BEES ATTENTION NOW?!?
  • Mr. Beevis:... This specimen seems more fit to be a defense slave. Everybee? Knock her out.
  • Comi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! CAN IDIOT BUGS UNDERSTAND A WORD I'M SAYING?! WHAT, IS IT LIKE I'M SPEAKING IN ANOTHER LANGUISE TO YOU?! I- (To the Capitalist Bees perpective all they heard is abunch of neighs and winnies)
  • Mr. Beevis: ".... Specimen appears to throwing an equinic temper tantrum and is neighing and winning alot."
  • Comi: "..... GOOD GRIEF, I CAN UNDERSTAND THEM BUT THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME SOMEHOW?! IT'S LIKE THEY BECAME TOO INTELLIGENT OR CAPITALIST TO UNDERSTAND NORMAL PEOPLE?!"
  • ???: "Yeah, that's always been the problem with Capitalist Bees."
  • Ocellus flew in!
  • Ocellus: "They became too intelligent to understand anyone NOT fellow Bee Folk, kinda like how it works in most Human worlds with animals with some levels of self-awareness."
  • Comi: Oh, it's you!
  • Ocellus: Yeah. And they definitely can't understand you. They can only understand you by a normal bee communication: dance.
  • Comi:... You cannot be serious.
  • ???: The pureblood Changeling is correct. (Insecta the pony-changeling hybrid appeared)
  • Ocellus:... Aren't you the pony-changeling hybrid King Thorax dealt with not too long after the Storm King attack?
  • Insecta: These bees are slaves of the notorious Queen Bumble X. A tyrant of the Bumbleland sector of Insectopia that thinks more contempt about people who murder insects than I did.
  • (Deadpool): G1 CALLBAAAAAAAAAAAA- (His head was stuffed in a giant chimichanga) HMMMM!!! (He comically ran around and fell as the episode resumes)
  • Ocellus: Insectopia? That Abyssinian land of insects?
  • Insecta: The very same. Now then, allow me to handle this.... (She did this)
Phineas and Ferb - Waggle Dance

Phineas and Ferb - Waggle Dance

  • Ocellus: (During the song)... She's lost her marbles.
  • Comi: (After song)... Ugh, that was so cheesy it might've given me cancer.
  • The Capitalist Bees all clapped their hands and let the trio leave.
  • Comi: ".... And yet it worked."
  • Ocellus: "Like I said, they can best understand dance."
  • Insecta: "Anyway, if you're wondering how I got here, I initionally came here to look for an out of place treasureback from the Down Underlands, but some natives told me that a Griffin already gotten to it. (Sighs), It's sad, but, given that griffins are addicted to their meat, it couldn't be helped. And hey, at least that Treasureback won't be a threat to an ecosystem it wasn't meant to house. There's just the matter on how it got there."
  • Ocellus: ".... I think that's because of a professor we have in the school, Professor Buzzord. He's, extremely well intentioned, but misguidedly eccentric."
  • Insecta: "Ugh, figures it be that reckless bird brain again."
  • Ocellus: "I, take it you had run-ins with him?"
  • Insecta: "He has a mixed reputation in the bug community. In one hand, he's a great help to Food Flies to meet the end of their cycle, but in another, he ends up doing crazy crud like bring creatures like the Treasureback in where they weren't suppose to be! For a professor, he has NO understanding of the Ecosystem!"
  • Ocellus: "Again, he's well-intentioned, but eccrentic."
  • Insecta: "I can get behind that he's misguided, but I still want a word with that guy!"
  • Ocellus: That could be arranged... If you help us deal with these guys!
  • Comi: Ugh! Stupid bees!
  • Insecta: Do NOT INSULT THE INSECTS THAT PRODUCE THE HONEY YOU EAT!!!...... Sorry, force of habit! I'm still working on not over-reacting to acts of insect and antropod disrespect. I shall help. Where do I get started?

Mr. Dodo's Location

  • Mr. Dodo was seen still stuck to the cart he was placed in and was seen abandoned as he was still tied now, as now he is surrounded by tribal Hobgoblins.
  • Hobgoblin 1: "(Speaks in primitive languise) (Oh, look how big and fat this weird looking chicken bird thing is!)"
  • Hobgoblin 2: "(I know, right? What a cowinidence that our travels in this forest lead to us discovering the fat bird!"
  • Hobgoblin 3: "(Uh, you think it tastes like chicken?)"
  • Mr. Dodo: "..... What I wouldn't give for a translator right about now. Then again, do I want to know what these Hobgoblins are thinking, considering some of them are licking their chops at me?"
  • Hobgoblin 4: ("This is going to feed us for a long time.")
  • ???: DAAAAHHH!!! (All the heroes came in with the captured Mean Seven and ended up crashing comically into each other)... (All the hobgoblins did this and ended up like this)
SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

7:20-7:30

  • Bully Pie: Don't, EVER, laugh, at me!!!!
  • Gazelle: "Did you really had to hurt them like that?!"
  • Icky: "Don't worry Gaz, cartoon logic is on, they'll recover."
  • Comi: "Well jokes on you, comrades, Noon is still out there, and she will (Barkrot and Oaken-Beard showed up with a defeated Noon)....... Shiiiiiiiiiiiit."
  • Bitchershy: "OH WAY TO FAIL EPICLY, FEARLESS LEADER?!"
  • Noon: "OH SHUT UP?! And what the hell happened to your voice?!"
  • Crabapplejack: "Would you believe, flowers did this?"
  • Icky: "Basiclt Poison Joke to fact check that."
  • Noon: "..... CONFOUND THIS LOGIC DEFYING FOREST?!"
  • Barkrot: Alright, you seven! Now that you're all here, let's discuss the terms of your capture.
  • Bully: Oh, yeah, you mean that stupid Ent transformation thing?
  • Barkrot: Exactly. And don't think I don't know about your little backup plan to get Nefarious involved with that stupid magical message spell.
  • Comi: Oh, I figured it would be a matter of time before you found out, AND almost defeated us.... So I sent it anyway.
  • Everyone Except The Mean Six: WHAT?!?
  • Noon: COMI, YOU DIABOLICALLY MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!! I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Comi: (Smiles and blushes wildly) Really?!
  • Noon: Of course not, you gaybo! But nice work.
  • Comi: "(Dejected) Awww."
  • Noon: "Oh buck up, we're evil clones, remember? You should half-expect that I would be a bitch about it."
  • Icky: Dammit! So close to fixing this without unnecessary attention.
  • Skipper: Hah, that's just a scare bluff. What kind of hair-brained fools do you take us for?
  • Comi: Ones that are just silly enough to get their own cartoons?
  • Bully/Meanie: OHHHHHH SNAP!!!
  • Skipper: Whatever. Point is I'll believe it when I see it.
  • ???: MANG COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Nefarious and Lawrence teleported in with the caged Cobra and Chrysalis in ther own seperate cage as Neighsay and the duo were left in the original cage)..... TRY TO PULL A FAST ONE, EH SIMON?!
  • Cobra: (Wimpy Squeal!)! Uhhhh, hey, Nefarious! Long time, no see, good doctor?... Oh come on, I'm sure villains do the same plans all the time.
  • Nefarious: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE'S AN ART IN DOING SIMULAR PLANS, MANG?! VILLAIN PLANS MAY HAVE PROBLEMS WITH BEING 100% ORIGINAL, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE SHOULDN'T BE AN ATTEMPT TO DEVIATE FROM THE TROPE ABIT?! AND YOUR LOVE BUG HAD LITTLE TO NO VARIATIONS TO HER ALL TO SAMEY PLAN TO MAKE EVIL CLONES TO UTILISED THE POWERS OF THE TREE OF HARMONY?! You two are coming with us, TO THE COURT OF MENTDAYOS!!!! I'D ALSO COME AFTER YOUR COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS AS WELL, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE LOUGERS ALREADY HAVE THEIR MITS ON THEM?! (They grabbed them and teleport away with them)
  • Icky: HOW DID NEFARIOUS MANAGE TO GET MANG AND CHRYSALIS OUT OF OUR CAGE SO QUICKLY?!
  • Twilight: It's teleportation. You just get disintegrated and reassembled elsewhere.
  • Kowalski: Yeah. Get a scientific education. It could make you ask less stupid questions.
  • Starlight: Ugh! You seven are in serious trouble.
  • Noon: "Oh why get upset with that? Aren't the leage usually your enemies anyway?"
  • Lord Shen: "By all means, we admit no fondness for neither of those two, but the problem is, IF NEFARIOUS WINS THAT COURTCASE, HE WOULD WIN LEGAL COSTITY OF ALL THE LEAGE'S PROPERTY, THAT INCLUDES THE PRINCESSES OF HEARTS AND ANY PLANS THEY HAVE IN PRODUCTION!? TEAM NEFARIOUS WOULD BECOME POWERFUL BECAUSE OF THAT LAWSUIT?!"
  • Crane: "WELL THAT IS IF THE CANON CLAUSE WOULD ALLOW THAT?!"
  • Icky: "Yeah would you finally like to explain that now?"
  • Noon: "Well if you think that we're going down without a fight, then- (Oaken Beard quickly started to have a magic effect on them as the Mean Seven's skin turns to bark).... AND SUDDENLY BEING A LOG WASN'T SO BAD ANYMOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Face gets Barkifived)"
  • A flash occured as now the Mean Seven are purifived as wooden pony creatures, known as the Ponents.
  • Noon Ponent: ".... Ughhh, what happened? I felt like I just woke up from an extended series of nightmares."
  • Comi Ponent: "Well then we must've had shared dreams then, cause I felt like I shared that nightmare."
  • Lazy Dash Ponent was asleep.
  • Hoarder Ponent: "EW?! WHAT IS THIS YELLOW GUNK ON ME?! (Tries to clean off the Treasureback's bug paste.)"
  • Bitchershy Ponent: "... (Normal voice) My dream was so scary."
  • Crabapplejack Ponent: "If I'm being honest here, I have no idea what's going on anymore."
  • Bully Pie Ponent: "(Looks at everyone)..... (Exaggerated gasped!) NEW FRIENDS?! (Hugs the Ponents and everyone else like Pinkie Pie!)"
  • Noon Ponent: ".... Can, someone please explain to me what's going on here?"
  • Twilight: "..... We'll take care of things from here, Lougers. You guys can do deal with the Leager/Team Nefarious Lawsuit."
  • Icky: "Well we may as well since Team Nefarious with the leage's balls in a vice is pretty much a danger to the Universes."
  • Crane: I'd better get to work as Harvey Wadder. (The Lougers left)

Chapter 7: Villain League vs. Team Nefarious

Equastrian Space.

  • The Louger Van was seen leaving.
  • Inside, the Lougers are seen huddled togather.
  • Icky: "So, Crane, can you finally FOR REAL explain about that Canon Clause thing you kept bringing up?"
  • Crane: "Gladly. I learned about it from one of Muggshotra's villain legal-books sometime after I was concerned about the simularities between Nefarious' and Chrysalis' plans when we saw that Mean 6 episode. (Brings up the book). I was ahead of this time anpisipating possable villain-legal trouble between those two until I saw the canon clause."
  • Lord Shen: "Elaberate, Master Crane."
  • Crane: "Well-"

Mugshotra

  • (Crane): "AW COME ON, SERIOUSLY?! AM I EVER GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS?!"
  • All the members of the Villain League and Team Nefarious are in the courtroom.
  • Bailiff: All rise! The court case of Villain League vs. Team Nefarious is now in session. Judge Mentdayos presiding.
  • Nefarious: Oh, I've been waiting YEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS for this. If I can't blackmail you bastards with the Boundary Generator-
  • Chrysalis: Which was already ruined since WE ALREADY KNOW!!!!
  • Nefarious: Shut it, bug! If I can't do that, then I can sue you guys for everything you've got. Your members, your power, every damn thing you got. Malefor is finally going to be rid of you squishies FOREVER!!! (Cackles) DID YOU HEAR THAT, LAWRENCE?!
  • Lawrence: You put the 'wit' in 'twit', sir.
  • Nefarious: Yes I do! (Cackles wildly) May Mentdayos have mercy on your soul.
  • Cobra: (Did this)
Oh Please,I have No Soul!

Oh Please,I have No Soul!

  • Nefarious: Well neither do I. I'm a robot after all. (The Hell Joke played again)...... Good grief, that s***'s freaky!
  • Mentdayos: (He appeared as a magical automaton of copper and gears, and a magical rainbow orb in the chest)... Well, isn't this a treat? The Villain League and Team Nefarious. When I'm through with the loser, the penalty, WILL BE INDESCRIBABLE!! (Cobra gulped)
  • Nefarious: Yeah, you better gulp.
  • Mentdayos: Court martial is now in session. Mang Simon Cobra. You stand accused of violating-
  • Mack Salmon: YOUR MOM!!!!
  • Cobra/Chrysalis: MACK!!! (Mack was magically turned unsentient by Mentdayos).... OH S***?!
  • Mentdayos: Those who further bring disorder to the court will be equally penalized.
  • Cobra: "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-Won't happen again, your disnhonor!"
  • Mentdayos: Now as I was saying, Mang Simon Cobra, you stand before this courtroom accused of violating villain copyright laws. How do you plead?
  • Cobra: NOT GUILTY! What Chrylly did was just an unfortunate coincidence!
  • Mentdayos: Yes, well, we believe you actually copied one of the plans from Team Nefarious.
  • Cobra: Dr. Nefarious used the leaked episode detailing Chrysalis' plan as a springboard for his plan!
  • Mentdayos: We believe you actually stole Nefarious' springboard.
  • Cobra:..... UGHH! If ONLY I had the chance to know what Crane was blabbering on about that law he reference?!
  • Mendayos: "Dr. Nefarious, would you like to explain to the court througohly about your original plan?"
  • Nefarious: Yes, your dishonor... I'll try.
  • Rourke: "Aw no, he's gonna whore for sympathy, is he?"
  • Nefarious: F*** that, this is the honest way.
  • Rourke: And what exactly is your definition of honest?
  • Nefarious: (Dubbed as Ichabod and Mr. Toad Cyril) Hahaa, after how long you knew me, I thought you would've known that, Govna!
  • The court broke into laughter!
  • Helga: ".... Ya kina walked into that one, sir."
  • Rourke: Ugh, just explain yourself to the scary robot wizard judge already!!
  • Nefarious: Gladly! LAWRENCE!!!!! (Lawrence brings up a holovid) I planned this before you got around to it. The plan is completely plagiarized. Evil clones, clones of reverse personality, and most importantly, THE BETRAYAL!!! Except his was formulated by his f*** buddy, Chrysalis, out of simple trees. But they overlooked one teeny little thing that I saw. THEY OVERLOOKED THE TREE OF HARMONY!!! Chrysalis never took it's ability to sense an evil clone into account. I gave my clones their own Tree. So you see, your honor, their plan is nothing more than an incompetent infringement of mine.
  • Cobra: This is ridiculous- (His mouths disappears)
  • Junjie: "Ya know, it's only the mouth on Mang's normal head that can talk!"
  • Galaxhar: "It's Judge Mentdayos, a master of overkill penalties, what did you expect?"
  • Mentdayos: The defendant does not speak unless spoken to. The crime is fully explained.
  • Chrysalis: OBJECTION!!!! We came up with the idea of an evil Mane Six before that crackpot even considered it. He ripped us off.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "COUNTER-OBJECTION?! (Brings out The Elements of Disharmony's History) I actselly have this plan in the backburner file since September 3, 2012‎, 6 years BEFORE MLP:FIM even got that far into it's long run! Nevermind the episode in question!"
  • Chrysalis: "...... Okay, so MAYBE I can't lay claim to be the original creator, BUT I STILL WANT TO CLAIM THAT ANY SIMULARITY TO HIS PLAN IS JUST VERY STUPID COWINIDENCES?! Besides, I wanted to use MY clones to STEAL the elements, AS HE ADMITED HE CREATED HIS OWN TREE?! THAT SHOULD MAKE THOSE PLANS DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO PROVE THAT NEFARIOUS IS JUST BEING A CRY BABY?!"
  • Mentdayos: But the issue is that the plans still share the same ingredients: Evil clones, alternate personas, and the most damning of all, it involves the tree of Harmony even in varied compasities.
  • Chrysalis: "AW COME ON, AT LEAST ME AND MANG TRIED TO MAKE THAT MESS OF A PLAN MORE ORIGINAL BY-"
  • Mentdayos: "The court has been asked by Nefarious to not even COUNT your attempt to make the plan more unigue as it has been deemed as trying to get rid of the evidence. Basicly.... You snoose, you lose."
  • Chrysalis: AW COME ON?! EVEN FOR VILLAIN STANDERDS, THIS COURT IS RIGGED?!
  • Nefarious: Yes.... IN MY FAVOR?! Besides, I did that plan better regardless. You were completely oblivious to the power of the Tree. I think it's appropriate to say that the plan became completely redundant thanks to me.
  • Chrysalis: You hate us anyway. You likely did it to spite us.
  • Nefarious: Is that your excuse? We've spited each other since Day 1! But this was not cool.
  • Mentdayos: What say you, Cobra? (His mouth was restored)
  • Cobra: Ugh, I say he's setting this trial up!! That plan was mainly something of the Canon Show! Chrysalis couldn't help to do anything other then work with that plan otherwise!
  • Mentdayos: "Dr. Nefarious' a victim Mang. He has proven that he had the clone plan WAY before Chrysalis did."
  • Cobra: "..... But THAT PLAN in of itself was inspired from the time we teamed up with Qui at least sometime later after that episode was introdused!"
  • Mentdayos: ".... It only still proves that Nefarious had the plan first."
  • Cobra: "Hear me out at the least, great judge! Consider that he said that he had the plan since 2012, yet he won't discover the Tree of Harmony till November 23, 2013‎, at least a year after, and production of said episode ended around April 5, 2014‎, a year afterwords. And ALL villain teams were present in that time! So it's likely that the Tree of Harmony part, was a relitively recent addition!"
  • Mentdayos: "Hmm, fair point...... But how long did Chrysalis had her plan?"
  • Chrysalis: "Hasbro told me to do it. It's, considerably more recent. It's just Nefarious only did his backburner plan NOW because the Mean 6 episode got leaked and he did that plan earlier so not to be cheated out of it!"
  • Mentdayos: "..... But you admit, that it still ripped him off?"
  • Chrysalis: "I-...... Well shit. I guess TECNECALLY by dumb luck that is the case!"
  • Nefarious: "NAH-HA?! SHE ADMITS IT?!"
  • Cobra Face-palms!
  • Cobra: "..... REALLY, CHRYSALIS?! YOU JUST STUPIDLY SAID THAT LIKE THAT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Hey, by logic of what happened first, Nefarious did his plan first, and my plan happened later into early season 8! So, at least by sheer accsident, I guess we did just made a shittier verson of his plan."
  • Cobra: "(Facepalms again) UGHHHH, DAMN IT, CHRYLY?!"
  • Junjie: SEE?! Even though it's not Mang who is blundering up for once, nor the leage in being deep shit for that matter to some extent, this is EXACTLY the kind of incompetence I'm talking about! Surely, the ladies and gentlemen of the jury can-
  • Cobra: (Yells in Junjie's ear) WHO'S BLOODLY SIDE ARE YOU ON, YOU BLASTED FOX?!
  • Junjie: "..... I'll bill you for a hearing aide I MAY REQUIRE NO THANKS TO YOU?!"
  • Nefarious: AHEM! Are you quite finished?
  • Cobra: "DON'T RUSH ME?! Ahem! Great Judge, I beg of you, please understand that Chrysalis only MISTAKENLY copied Nefarious plan, she was following Hasbro's instructions for the episode it occured it! It is purely unfotunate cowindience!"
  • Mentdayos: "Tch, sadly, I can't allow this on two reasons: 1, the law about coping plans was never made to be considerate to "Accsidents" cause copying a villain's plan should be taken seriously no matter what, and second..... You do realise your in a villain legal court in Muggshotra, right? We're alot of things, but merciful is NOT computable!"
  • Cobra gulped.
  • Mentdayos: "So with this said, let's skip the Jury because we ALL know what's going on here! Mang and Chrysalis of the Villain Leage, I hereby sentence you two to-"
  • Crane: OBJECTION!!! (He burst in as Harvey Wadder)... Team Nefarious is not legally allowed to have the Villain League punished.
  • Mentdayos:... Harvey Wadder? Why must you meddle in the court? You know very well that is against villain-law court regulations.
  • Queen of Hearts: DAMN RIGHT!!!
  • Etemon: Lady, why are you agreeing with the magic robot trying to convict us?
  • Queen of Hearts: "Erum, well, it's not like I disagree with him, I mean, he's not wrong about it."
  • Etemon: "WELL DO TRY TO REMEMBER WE'RE IN A BAD BIND HERE, FATASS?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "FAT?!"
  • Cobra: "WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE?! YOU IDIOTS ARE NOT HELPING IN THE SLIGHTIST ON HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS?!"
  • Crane: AHEM! I understand that I usually have no powers over Villain Law, your, "Dis"honor, but it CAN be countered by legit law. I have reason to suspect you are no longer fit to enforce villain law. As a judge, you should know all of it. But in this case, you forgotten Code 158:20 of the law you're currently enforcing. The Canon Clause. In this section, it clearly states that canon lore does override fanon lore because canon is the dominant law of our cartoon universes. We are technically legally questionable as a crossover series that started out on YouTube and fans of any pre-established lore have no authority over the canon lore. Basically, fanon is like, alternate realities, if you will. They're more, implied than fact. Thus the lore of the ones that DO run everything is to be the dominant lore. That means Doctor Nefarious, the fanon side, is not allowed to have the Villain League, the canon side, sued by law. As a judge you should've known that when you heard Nefarious' side was of fanon lore.
  • Nefarious: BULLCRAP, SAYS WHO?!?
  • Crane: Says the official Mugshotra Code Book!
  • Nefarious: No way!!
  • Criminal Attorney: (Checking book).... Oh Dear.... I'm afraid this is indeed, a "Way". Nefarious' appeal is overruled.
  • Nefarious: LIES!!!! ALL SQUISHY LIIII- (Glitches as this music played as background music)
Pursuit ~ Cornered - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Music Extended

Pursuit ~ Cornered - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Music Extended

  • Lawrence: Well, at least it fits the courtroom scenario. 
  • Cobra: What?! But, when I read the book before, and this is NOT meant to be self-savatosh of a free chance to avoid villain-legal punishment, there was no Canon Clause! I assumed that section was an abolished one.
  • Crane: I did too. But I discovered it was a recent change. Literally happened yesterday.
  • Criminal Attorney:... Hmm. Makes sense. Mentdayos changed it up yesterday and didn't specify what it was. Why weren't we told it was the Canon Clause?
  • Crane: (To Team Nefarious) You almost had Cobra, didn't you guys? Well think about it. Who has a great experience and knack with robots and ALSO magic members on his team capable of hacking Mentdayos into making that change just so he can sabotage the court?
  • Morgana:... Dark Dragon?
  • Crane: Clearly Nefarious hacked him to cheat his way into victory.
  • Bellwether: OBJECTION!!!! What proof do you even have of this?!
  • Mentdayos: Canon Clause... Does not-Does compute! You are right-wrong. Case dismissed-Recess! You squishies have still meddled in the court and must be overruled. (Starts glitching out)
  • Crane:... I rest my case. The Villain League and the court was set up.
  • Cobra: ".... YOU, CLEVER, DIRTY, CHEAT, NEFARIOUS?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: " (After being smacked back to normal by Bellwether) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEES!?....."
  • Bellwether: "Sir, they figured us out. No point in denying it."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... IN MY DEFENCE TO THE COURT, IT HAPPENED ON A WHIM WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THAT CANON CLAUSE SHIT?!"
  • Cobra: "OH, SO BECAUSE THE CANON CLAUSE WAS BLOCKING YOUR LAWSUIT OUT THAT YOU HACKED AN INFAMOUS BUT RESPECTED JUDGE OF MUGGSHOTRA?! YOU DO REALISE THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR ABILITIES TO ENTER MUGGSHOTRA'S VILLAIN CONVENTIONS FOR A DETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT?!"
  • Criminal Attorney: "Actselly, yes, this WILL lead to a ban from tending conventions for the rest of the year!"
  • Grounder: "AWWW MAN?! AND I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWORD FOR THE MINION APPRESIATION CONVENTION THIS YEAR?!"
  • Scratcher: "NICE ONE, DAD?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "CAN YOU TWO NOT START THI- (Mentdayos started to glitch wildly)..... Uhhhhhh oooooooooooooh."
  • Mentdayos: "MALFUNTION?! MALFUNTION?! (Starts to flip out and destroy his own court, causing attendees to retreat and run, even the jury!)"
  • Jury Member 1: "(Speaking Quickly) WE FIND THE VILLAIN LEAGE NOT GUILTY UNDER THE CANON CLAUSE AND DUE TO MENTDAYOS HAVING A SEVERE MELTDOWN?!"
  • Cobra: "MENTDAYOS HAS MALFUNTIONED?! NOW HE'S GOING TO BECOME A ROGUE ROBOT AND BRING DESISTATION TO A WORLD...... Well let's be honest, Muggshotra's already a mess."
  • Chrysalis: "But ya do realise that when he's done with this craphole, HE'LL START ATTACKING OTHER WORLDS?!"
  • Maleficent: "Oh let's be honest, this will only be until the Lougers ineditably show up and reduse Mntdayos into another historical defeat. Let's get out of here. (The Leage teleported away)....."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... LAWERENCE?! (Team Nefarious get teleported away)."
  • The Lougers show up.
  • Icky: ".... Let me guess. Nefarious damaged Judge Overkill here and now he's going on a malfunctioning violent rampage?"
  • Crane: ".... Yup."
  • Tigress: "At least this is happening to a world already lost to choas in a sense."
  • Shifu: "But we must make sure it stays that way!"
  • Kolwalski: "I was able to download Mentdayos skematics, and it turned out that Mentdayos is actselly a re-moddifived and stolen Futurasian Judge Protocal Robot designed and fueled by speical magical reality warping christails that allow the machines to punish prisoners based on their worse fears and inconvinences. He's actselly the only one of his series due to how expensive mass production would be, along with, ethic concerns about how potaintionally torturious the reality warping could be. It was once a resident of the BLF Warehouse until the embittered inventor stole him back and brought him here in Muggshotra, where they appresiated his talents."
  • Cynder: "Then it looks like we're gonna have to send this bot back him to Futurasia!"
  • Cynder becomes Avatar Cynder.
  • Avatar Cynder: "Even if he has to become a scrapheap?!"
  • Mentdayos glitched out!
  • Mentdayos: "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-eroosssoooooeeeeeeeeoooooooooossssssss Heroes detacted?! Commence with Anti-Hero defence protocal! (Mentdayos began to fire Baileef Drones that swarm enmass!)"
  • Gazelle: "Heads up gang, this court is about to be out of order!"
  • Icky: "OH THAT IS LITTERALLY THE MOST PREDICTABLE LINE EVER FOR THIS CASE?!"
  • Everyone: NOBODY CARES!!! (They dodged the attacks of Mentdayos as his magic core began to act up)
  • Kowalski: We have to get that core out of him. If that thing reaches critical mass, it could tear the very fabric of existence.
  • Private: REALLY?!
  • Kowalski: Or, at the least, it could just destroy him and everything within a 15 mile radius. Can go either way cause, magic is NOT an easy thing to tread for SCIENCE!
  • Skipper: Well either way, we're not standing around to find out. Rico!
  • Rico: Yeah! (Hacks out a blowtorch and jumps toward Mentdayos with it)
  • A Bailiff Drone intersected with chain-saws at the ready!
  • Rico: Uh-oh! (Hacks a smoke bomb and dodges the bailiff drone to get to Mentdayos)
  • More Bailiff Drones intersect and planted a sheild around the core.
  • Rico: "AW COME ON?! (Rico was forced to retreat after that as Mentdayos breaths magic fire that magically disfigured him into a Rick and Morty Cronenberg)...
  • Banzai: (Vomits)
  • Merlin: (Turns Rico back to normal) Ugh. I don't think it's going to be easy.
  • Dodger: Is it ever?
  • Mentdayos: (Magically gets bigger) ANNIHILATE HEROES!!! (Released more bailiff drones and they all breath magic fire that the heroes barely avoided as Squidward's legs turned into snakes that attack him as he screams until Merlin turns them back)
  • Shenzi: Ugh, situations like this are why I sometimes hate magic.
  • Banzai: Tell me about it. Robots and magic lost it's luster as an awesome combo, at least for until I see that combo being used in a good way!
  • Ed: (Blabbers wildly)
  • Razoff: Ugh! Let me deal with this. (He fired a spear projectile that ended up cartoonishly hitting his head when a bailiff drone summoned a portal that lead back to him)... Ow!
  • Togemon: NEEDLE SPRAY!! (She was impaled by the same portal trick)
  • Sam: I'm blinding this big guy. (Takes out an anti-tank rifle and fired it through an opening to Ment's face but he only caught it with his teeth) AW COME ON, THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! HE COULD'VE PULLED SOME OF THE SHELL CASING ON IT!!! THAT IS TOTAL- (Mentdayos spit the round back at him as it exploded and cartoonishly turned them to ash)
  • Phil: WILL YOU FORGET THE FAR-RANGE SHOOTING THING?!?
  • Skipper: "BLAST?! Those Bailiff drones are EXTREMELY protective of that sweet spot!"
  • Icky: "Well likely that thing is also their powershorce at it is Menty's! Alchourse they would defend the hell out of that thing, their own ability to function's on the line!"
  • Kowalski: In other words... (SCREAMS) WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE UNLESS SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING!
  • Shen: If there was ever a time for Gazelle's Uniter Princess skills, NOW IS THE TIME!
  • Gazelle: "And I shall deliver. But even I need some help to get pass those drones. Sure, I can be able to take like half of this swarm down, but eventually they'll overpower me! I'm gonna need some bodyguards to get the drones off my back while I go after that core!"
  • Sparx: Uh, guys? Avatar Cynder! Right here!
  • Avatar Cynder: We get it, Sparx! (Uses her breath powers on the Bailiff drones, helping Gazelle fight through)
  • Mentdayos: "Or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ORDER IN THE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COURT?!"
  • Gazelle: This court, is officially, and permanently, adjourned. (She fired a golden beam of energy into the magic core, imploding it and shutting down both Mentdayos and the bailiff drones)
  • Duke: WAY TO GO, GAZZ!!
  • SpongeBob: Well justice has officially been served.
  • Sandy: Not yet, it hasn't. We still need to deal with Nefarious for trying to cheat his way out of the Canon Clause.
  • ???: "MY BABY BOOOOOOOOOOY?!"
  • A Zylkin sciencetist appeared from nowhere and hugged the shut-down Mentdayos!
  • Scienecetist: "It's okay, Doctor Hugo Abnormal's here! Daddy will make it all better! (Cries phathicly!)"
  • Icky: ".... Let's have the Futurasian Force take care of this guy and Mentdayos. This guy's too sad to deal with right away. I end up feeling like we should buy this dude apology ice cream."
  • Kolwalski: "Already on it. (Was seen making contact with Futter) Hello, Futter? You may need to come to Muggshotra. We finally managed to locate a stolen BLF invention."
  • (Futter): "Say no more, I'm already sending in Perseus-QX and an extraction team to pick up Doc Abnormal and his invention. About time we caught up to Abnormal."

Team Nefarious Station.

  • The Team Nefarious Station was already over-protected with mess of defences as the windows were blacked out!
  • Inside, Nefarious and most of Team Nefarious are in extreme defencive mode.
  • Bellwether: "(Sighs disgruntled), Sir, I told you it would've been for the better if we had just dropped it! I knew this case was inapplicable because of something like an appearent Canon Clause that was established because OC Villains kept trying to sue established villains of using their ideas! And you just HAD to corrupt and ruin a respected Mugshotra Judge and LIKELY be the catalyst to why Mentdayos would be captured now! We are VERY likely to be very unpopular with Mugshotra, EVEN AFTER OUR PUNISHMENTS AND EXILE RUNS OUT?!"
  • Nefarious: "I GET IT, I MADE A MAJOR BOO BOO?! DON'T RUB IT IN?! NOW SHUT UP AND GET INTO PANIC MODE WITH US?!"
  • Zurg: "Nefarious, are you sure these extremes would keep the misfits out?"
  • Nefarious: "I pulled out every anti-magic and anti-science, AND ANTI-CARTOON LOGIC, defence device in the book for this place! THE ODDS OF THEM COMING IN ARE SLIM TO NONE?! THEY WOULD NEVER, NEVER, EVER-"
  • Darkmatter: "But did you also accounted for Uniter Deus Ex Machina bulls***?"
  • Silence......
  • Zurg/Bellwether/Darkmatter/Lawerence: ".... You didn't, did you?"
  • Nefarious: OKAY, CHANGE OF PLANS! LET'S ALL CROWD TOGETHER IN THE BASEMENT BEFORE- (Suddenly the main entrance blows up via a golden beam of energy)
  • Zurg: Before THAT happens?
  • Nefarious: ".... Well, it's kinda too late now. BUT STILL?! RUN?! TO THE BASEMENT?! (The Team Nefarious Members panic and ran!)"
  • Rover: "COULDN'T WE JUST USE THE ESCAPE PODS?!"
  • Nefarious: ".... BETTER IDEA?! TO THE ESCAPE PODS?!"
  • Team Nefarious ran to the escape pod room!
  • Nefarious: (They jumped in and blasted off)...... SERIOUSLY, WHY DOES SHE EXIST?!? CAN ANYTHING EVEN DETER THAT HORNHEAD?! WHY IS SHE SO UNSTOPPABLE?!? SHE COULD PRACTICALLY SAVE THE UUNIVERSES, UNDO EVERYTHING THE VILLAIN LEAGUE EVER DID INCLUDING THE CAPTURE OF THE PRINCESSES OF HEART, DESTROY OUR CONTROL OVER THE BOUNDARY GENERATOR, AND EVEN BANISH EVERY DARKSPAWN LEFT IN THE UUNIVERSES TO THE BANISHED REALMS, INCLUDING ME!!!!! WHY IS SHE THE LEGOLAS OF THE UUNIVERSES?!?
  • Lawrence: It's technically what the Uniter Princess does. Unite things in peace.
  • Zurg: Am I to assume that's why you didn't account for Gazelle?
  • Nefarious: MAYBE!!!! I CAN SEE WHY THE UNITER PRINCESS WAS A HARD TITLE TO ACHIEVE!!! THE LAST ONE MUST'VE BEEN TOO UNSTOPPABLE FOR HER OWN GOOD!!! MAYBE NO UNITER PRINCESS WAS A MERCY!!!!
  • Darkmatter: Maybe.
  • ???: Oh, I had that criticism just recently. (Gazelle pulled them back into the Station just as the escape pod hit an asteroid)... And even the Uniter Blade isn't all-powerful.... Okay, that's the wrong word for it. I meant like, even the Uniter Blade has drawbacks. It is only vulnerable to magic of the opposite of the race that created it. And let me assure you, my enemigos, that's not very possible to obtain. If you're so concerned as to why, with my unfathomable power, I couldn't just rescue the Princesses of Heart, and banish all remaining Darkspawn to the Banished Realms, why do you think I never did it until now? Well, it's because the Lightflies have very STRICT rules about Uniters just going out to eliminate evil! They believe in balence between good and evil, and the Uniter is suppose to be what helps that balence! And because of that, nobody-
  • Nefarious: Will ever take this series seriously again because of y- (Gets bonged in the head By Gazelle's Uniter Blade) DOW?!
  • Gazelle: I wasn't going for entertainment value! What I meant: Nobody can disarm or halt me. You guys were doomed anyway.
  • Nefarious: Geez, why don't you just destroy Mugshotra or any other villain territory if you're so undaunted? You'd be doing the UUniverses a favor, your HIGHNESS!!!
  • Gazelle: AGAIN, the Lightflies have VERY strict rules about the balence between good and evil, and that the Uniter's power is only limited to deal with the problem at hand! It means that as long as neither of those things pose an intermediate threat, I can't do NEITHER of those things you suggested, NOR do I nessersarly think HALF of them are currently nessersary, nor that moral, ESPEICALLY DESTROYING AN ENTIRE PLANET BECAUSE OF IT'S CRIME CLIMATE?! But we are getting off topic..... You went too far this time, literally even by villain standards. You rig a court just to punish another villain team, and run the risk of endangering more than they ever could in the Second Cartoonian War, and you expect to just walk or weasel out of it?
  • Duke: HEY!!
  • Gazelle:.... D'OH, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, MR. WEASELTON, I-..... UGH, THESE OUTSIDE WORLDS ARE MAKING ME NUMB TO ANIMAL SLURS!!
  • Bellwether: In our defense, Gazelle, I tried to talk him out of it.
  • Gazelle: "WELL WHY DID HE WENT THROUGH WITH IT ANY-..... Nevermind, just remembered that he's an estupido madman."
  • Nefarious: "HURTFUL?!"
  • Everyone: "BUT NOT INACCREATE?!"
  • Nefarious: ".... Why aren't you guys going after the Leage? Didn't they caused trouble to begin with too?"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me. Having their balls grabbed in a vice by Team Nefarious, was punishment enough! Besides, they gotten wise to our usual exploudsive surprises, and we can't always have Celestia come on down and blast their asses into obilivion."
  • Nefarious: "WHAT ABOUT NEIGHSAY, HE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THOSE INFERIOR VERSONS OF MY CLONES BACK?!"
  • Po: "Twilight is already giving Neighsay his comuppence, so don't you worry. He isn't being left out of this."

Equestria.

  • Neighsay and his dumb co-horts are being made to clean up Basalt Beach.
  • Queen Novo: "And when your done cleaning up the Seaponies' beaches, you can fix up Yakyakistan, help restock the Dragon Lands' wealth, fix-up the damage from Griffinstone, and repair the Peryton's founder statue."
  • Neighsay: "YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME, HIPPOGRIFF?! I'M ALREADY AWARE OF MY FORCED LABORS BEFORE I AM DRAGGED BACK TO THAT AYSLUM WHILE THESE TWO GET THROWN BACK TO PRISON?! KINDLY DON'T MAKE MY DAY WORSE THEN IT IS?!"
  • Queen Novo: "Oh, I know that for you. It's for your friends."
  • Neighsay: "ASSUSIATES IS BARELY A MORE ACCREATE TERM?! AND ANOTHER THING?! I- (A very large Seagull lands on him)....."
  • Bullshiton: "(Gaffaws), That's a very fat bird!"
  • El Jackasso: "And I thought'a you'a had'a waight problems."
  • Neighsay: "WHAT THE?! DUH, UGH?! OFF OF ME, YOU DISGUSTING SEA RAT WITH WINGS?! I HAVE POWERS YOUR FEEBLE UNSENTIENT MIND CAN BARELY COMPREHEND, AND- (The fat seagull began to look conspinpated)!....... Wha, what're you doing?"
  • Skystar: "(Starts snickering as the non ponies began to look on amused)."
  • El Jackasso: ".... Uh oh....... Uhhhh, Boss? Ahead'a of'a time'a.... (Brings out toilet paper and wipes).... You'a want'a dry paper or wet'a paper?"
  • Bullshiton: "Heh.... I love poop jokes....."
  • Neighsay: "(Neighsay realises what's going on!)....... (Wimpfully) Mommy."
Long wet fart (deep bass edition) - Sound effects Nightcore

Long wet fart (deep bass edition) - Sound effects Nightcore

Equestrian Space.

  • The World of Equestria was seen as the shrilly scream of Neighsay was heard!
  • Discord and Black Kat were seen having a picnic on top of an equestrian satalight as they heard that....
  • Discord: "..... Oh, poo. That sounded like I missed out on another adventure. Again."
  • Black Kat: "Oh don't worry babe, I'm sure it was nothing too serious that Fluttershy and her friends can't handle. Besides, there'll always be another. After all, this is Equestria we're talking about. (Brings up a pitcher) More Chocolate Milk?"
  • Discord: Heck yes!

Team Nefarious Station.

  • Team Nefarious were seen tied into a litteral knot.
  • Nefarious: "...... Cartoon Logic's...... A fickle bitch."
  • Garble: "(Groans), At least this is porbuly the best they can do!"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me, this is only part one of what we're going to do to your asses."

Later.

  • The tied up Team Nefarious Ball was seen being tossed at to giant bowling pins as the Lougers were seen attending a giant alien bowling tourniment!
  • Bellwether: "JUST OUR LUCK WE GET USED AS A BOWLING BALL WHILE THE REAL GIANT BOWLING BALL THEY USUALLY HAVE IS BEING BORROWED BY A FRIEND OF THEIRS IN THE REFORMATION MONSSTAIRY?!"
  • Nos-4-A2: "NEFARIOUS, YA DIFFENTLY SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO BELLWETHER AND LEFT THIS INSODENT ALONE?!"
  • Nefarious: "I COULDN'T HELP IT?! I TAKE PRIDE IN MY PLANS!?"

School of Friendship.

  • Barkrot is seen to look more purior and cleaner now as she arrived to the school with Twilight.
  • Twilight: "Barkrot, er, well, Bark-TROT now, it's wounderful that you finally turned your life around and became a bettter person after all this."
  • Barktrot: "You can thank Oaken-Beard for that. His forgiveness gave me the strentgh to find the good in life once more. Not only that, (Shows the tattoo of a purifived Darkvine), But my familier, now Lightvine, is finally able to be summoned and unsummoned at my leasure. And I owed it all, to your best students. They inspired me to undo the mess I helped created when I taught that idiot bug horse that spell. I only regret that I wasn't able to remove her ability to use it."
  • Twilight: "Oh, don't worry. Cobra, Mirage or Maleficent will remove that ability themselves so Chrysalis doesn't make mistakes like that again. Being at the mercy of Team Nefarious, is a real pride killer. By the way, how's Oaken-Beard doing with the Ponets?"
  • Barktrot: "The former Mean 6, now Forest Magic, Mellow Day, Apple Tree, Beauty Timber, Shy Willow, Picnic Clubhouse, and Stary Woods, are basicly like you girls now, but Ponents. Forest Magic is becoming like you, Mellow is still lazy, but not distruptively so, Apple Tree's becoming more honest, Beauty Timber is becoming more generious, Shy Willow is becoming a friend to animals, Picnic Clubhouse is, well, basicly, like your friend Pinkie Pie, and.... Alittle hard to read sometimes."
  • Twilight: "Ain't that just like a Pinkie clone...."
  • Barktrot: "Though, Stary Night, the Starlight one, is filled with immense regret of being like Starlight back when she believed in that faulty philosify. She mopes an awful lot."
  • Twilight: "I see.... I'll see about having Forest Magic help her out. In the meantime, I am so glad you agreed to become the school nurse. It would be great to have a healer of your credenticals here."
  • Barktrot: "Though, I have a feeling that it might not nessersarly be students I'm treating, if this clumsy Ambyissian's anything to go by."
  • Twilight: "Oh don't worry, he's not usually THAT ba- (A roar was heard!)"
  • Igmar and some students are seen being chased by a Deviljho from Monster Hunter as the theme plays!
Monster Hunter 3 - Deviljho Theme 【Intense Symphonic Metal Cover】

Monster Hunter 3 - Deviljho Theme 【Intense Symphonic Metal Cover】

  • Igmar: "OF ALL THE INTER-UNIVERSEAL WORLDS YOU WANTED TO TRY AND INTRODUSE THE CLASS TOO, IT JUST HAD TO BE THE MONSTER HUNTER WORLD?!"
  • Professor Buzzord flew in with Hatty holding him!
  • Professor Buzzord: "WELL WHO'S FAULT IS IT FOR SUGGESTING THAT WE LET THE STUDENTS DESIDE?! YOU PROBULITY NEVER CONSIDERED THAT ONE OF THE STUDENTS WAS A FAN OF THE FRANCHISE?!"
  • Monster Hunter Fan Pony: "I GOT TO LIVE THE DREAM?! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! THAT'S WORTH THE INEDITABLE RISK OF DEATH?!"
  • The Students continued to run with Igmar as The Professor Chased after them and the Deviljho.....
  • Barktrot: "..... Well, good to know that it'll never be a boring day here..... And thank goodness I have alot of advance healing and resserections spells handy."
  • Twilight: "That's, espeically relefing for me.... But, let's not use them yet, ESPEICALLY the resserections, and, PREVENT ever having to use them?"
  • Barktrot: "(Chuckles softly), I guess that's why your the Headmare here...."
  • Barktrot and Twilight flew off after the latest defeluptment, as they are joined in by the other students and factilty, and Kurtle on a hover scooter.
  • The Clone Six joined in!
  • Moonbow: "So, Bark, Trot! Heard your becoming our School Nurse! Congrates! So, how's the other clones doing as Ponents?"
  • Barktrot: "How's about we save this AFTER we dealt with an out of place beast of another world thanks to a misguided idiot genius!"
  • Professor Buzzord: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • Barktrot: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE TRUTH HURTS!!!... So... About the Glass Dragon incident-
  • Twilight: Way ahead of you. Studying the Mirror Pools helped me know about the Glass Dragon. I know where he is. Let's go find a remedy for Gaster's little stunt. In the meantime, guys, we're gonna have to clean up the Professor's mess without us! (They teleported away)
  • Daylight: "Welp, I guess it's all on me! Come on girls, we may had not been able to get cutie marks from dealing with the clones, but we can still figure something out! I need all five of you to work with me on helping the facilty clean up the Professor's latest accsident with the best of our abilities!"
  • Moonbow: "So what's the plan, Glints?"
  • Daylight: Well normally, magic can fix up our problems, but I don't wanna do a Twilight and have it backfire.... If I didn't have the spell all figured out. I used one of Starswirl's time spells and turned it into a spell that can reverse what caused the mess but still not cause a paradox.
  • Applesauce: And you're entirely sure it'll work?
  • Daylight: (Casts the spell and reversed the accident immediately with no repercussions)... Does that answer your question?
  • Giggle: Ooooooh! That could really come in handy if we fall and cause an accident.
  • Monster Hunter Fan Pony: ".... Awwww, dreams are so brief."
  • Igmar: "..... Professor, for the record, next time, GET MISS SPARKLE'S PERMISSION WHEN YOU TRY TO ENTER OTHER WORLDS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I HAVE TO BE WITH THE BUTLER ON THAT!?"
  • Giggle: "They, still seemed to remember it happened though."
  • Daylight: "Well, that's the side-effect of making it incapable of paradoxies. I basicly made it that it undid the change only, but not the impact it left. So, don't expect it to be, absolutely perfect."
  • Moonbow: "Well, the impourent thing is that we avoided a needless but otherwise cool looking fight with a killer pickle dinosaur from an JRPG game francise just when the episode's wrapping up."
  • Giggle: "(Sigh), Still would've been cool if we had the chance to earn cutie marks from that mess with our litteral selfs."
  • Antique: "Oh don't worry Giggle dear. Good things come to those who wait."

Epilogue

Everfree Forest

  • Shore and Sandbar are seen near the Everfree Forest Mirror Pool, having a fantasy of countless Sandbars and Shores having sex with each other all at once.
  • Sandbar: A kid can dream, can't he?
  • Shore: Especially when his girlfriend shares the same dream.
  • Shore and Sandbar start making out.
  • Gallus was seen hiding behind a rock, sterning at the two angerly and annoyed.
  • Gallus: "(Grumbles), (Quietly) Darn those two sea-heads and their mad sex fantasies!"
  • Gaster: Alright, did anycreature forget the teeny tiny eentsy-teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial fact that I'M STILL A FINE CHINA?!?
  • Silverstream: "Actselly, you'll be pleased to know that Miss Barktrot went to see the Glass Dragon, convinced him that you might not be capable to get out of the curse on your own, and asked to teach her a de-curse spell that fixes all curses."
  • Gaster: "..... Well WHAT THE F*** ARE WE DOING HERE?! LET'S GO?!"
  • Gallus:... Welllll... That's just it. The Glass Dragon told her that... You might need some issues to work out and to make sure you don't get your ass in this kind of situation again.
  • Gaster:... What are you saying?
  • Smolder: Well since Barkrot, well, it's now Barktrot again, IS NOT, just a School Nurse. She's also a humility teacher, and... With the Glass Dragon, he had a catch for when he taught Barktrot that spell.... He feels he doesn't want you to get yourself royally f****d again. Your mindset about not trusting royalty, athority and s***? Yeeeeah, the world probably ain't gonna be merciful on you next time. Her first teaching to the students here... Is an oral report on 'how to avoid a precarious and unpleasant situation'.
  • Gaster:... Son of a grub! There's ALWAYS a catch!
  • Ocellus: "Eh, Ce la ve."
  • Gaster: "Can you not speak Pranch on me?"
  • Ocellus: I believe it's called 'French'.... Unless that's a pony word for an Equestria verson of France, in which case, nevermind."
  • Gaster: "Yeah, they do have that. They call it "Prance"."
  • Ocellus: Nevertheless, you want to be a Changeling again? You better have a good speech for Barktrot.
  • Gaster: Ugh! Fine.
  • The Inter-racial Six leave.
  • Cozy was secretly watching, holding the communication artifact....
  • ???: ".... Look how those students were able to be able to save Sparkle and friends from evil dopplegangers! Those beasts should've been MY students!"
  • Cozy: "(Normal non-cutsy voice) You SERIOUSLY wanted to be kidnapped by an evil clone of yourself? Or rather, a better oppisite of you that's humble about everything? (Chuckles), I wouldn't be surprised if people thought YOU were the evil clone and they accepted your clone way better, and-"
  • ???: "FOCUS, BRAT?! Those inter-racial students are the ones you must monitor the most! If they were able to tritumpth over meager failed attempts of Chrysalis' doing, my genius may actselly have some trouble. It's time you pay close attention to them."
  • Cozy: "Do I have to? I went through alot of stress from that event, and the peacock was still cautious of me, and-"
  • ???: "AT LEAST HUMOR ME, CHILD?!"
  • Cozy: "(Sighs frustraightedly), FINE?! I'll keep my eye on those misfits."
  • ???: "Good. By the by, I also heard that Counciler O'Hardknocks may be in the era. Keep a speical eye on that! I was asked by, an old friend from the same group, to see if he has any ideas for her to, "Borrow", and "Improved" apawn."
  • Cozy: "Wait, O'Hardknocks? Is it that Perplexity cunt? She's litterally one of the worse E.E.A. members to hang out with! Even Neighsay BARELY even likes her too much other then they share the same opinions!"
  • ???: "Oh don't get me wrong, she and I have our differences, but we're friends in one thing: We agree that Sparkle's a bane to our existence! She costed her cousin Shineflare her legacy, and she took MY legacy before it started!"
  • Cozy: "And your positive she won't be a bad enfluence on yo-..... Oh who the fuck I'm kidding, your already one of the biggest turdstains of Equestria for that shit you pulled, alittle too late for that!"
  • ???: "MANNORS, YOUNG LADY?! AND CEASE THAT CUSSING WHILE YOUR AT IT, AND RESUME YOUR JOB?!"
  • Cozy: Well excuse me for hanging out with races who have no sense of modesty. Dragons don't care about language and give their kids 'The Talk' WAAAAY beyond the right moment. Maybe Twilight should've seen it coming, especially since the recent addition of Quartz.
  • ???: Just do your job. Sis out. (Hangs up)
  • Cozy:... Ugh. I'm now feeling like I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing here. But... I guess I can help out with a few other schemes... Maybe depending on what O'hardknocks was gunning for, I wonder what I can do with the friendship archives?
  • (Deadpool): FORESHADOWIIIIIIIING- (He was smacked in the head by the end logo) OW, Owwwwww, ohhhhhhh! Sometimes, being able to break the 4th wall, is not always painless! Oh, this is gonna ruin my day!

THE END?