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Crackatowa-Jawclaw
Crack-Jaw
Vital statistics
Title Crack-Jaw
Gender Male
Race/Species Bakudan
Faction Independent Fanatical Tribal High-Priest
Description Fearful, Xenophobic Tyrant, Power-Hungry, Single Father, Teadr 7 Being
Skills and Abilities Natural Being Abilities, Primitive Spear, Hunter Instinct, Natural Semi-Aquatic Abilities, Shaman Magic (Or At Best Witch-Doctor magic, Which Is Not Necessarily True Magic As Opposed To Mastery Of Native Medicine And Poisons)
Status Alive
Location Alternate UUniverses
  • Bakuldo (Eta Universe, Anderem Sector, Bakill System) (Homeworld and Current Residence)
Alignment Delusional Evil

Crackatowa-Jawclaw, AKA Crack-Jaw, is an Alternate UUniversal Bakudan from Planet Bakuldo. He is a HIGHLY deludional High-Prest of the Bakudans of the dominate mountain tribe that created a realigen that space ships are monsters and demons cause of being afraid of how intimidating they look and not much else. Yeah, typical tribal logic gone south. What makes Crack worse is also that he hated outsider universeals for being more advanced then his race, so he took revenge by making up a previously BOGUS realigen that ships are demonic world destroying enities that bring terrorable curses and plauges, and it worked like a charm thanks to his race being tribal. Such things wouldn't work for more civilised races, Heck, the lie wasn't even well constructed and no "demons" had actselly harmed them at all, but it worked because the ships look intimidating. However, his own Daughter Princess Sweet-Jaw eventally discovered that he was lying when she encountered some Universeal creatures and nothing bad happened at all. She was able to warn them to leave before harm came just in time when Crack-Jaw made an advance torwords them! Cause of this, Crack-Jaw became paraniod that his lie would one day fall apart. It gotten bad to the point that it destroyed his mental sanity, where he ended up BELIEVEING his own lie and actselly is convinced that ships are demons, forgetting he previously made it up to be a vegenceful doughebag to the visitors. Eventally, this bad case of xenophobia and space ship hateing is gonna do nothing but seal his fate when a truely powerful force comes to the Bakudans.

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Quotes[]

  • "Bakudans! Behold! Your great leader arrives!"
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