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Cyberjurassic Park

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Cyberjurassic Park is the 6th Episode in the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, the cyborg couple Jasmine and Alister, have created a theme park full of robot dinosaurs ('Cybersaurs') with help of Alister's millionaire former paleontologist friend, Goanna Jones. However, Darkness Qui sends her bioterrorist servant, Narcotic, to sabotage the park controls, change the Cybersaurs' protocols, and cause the Cybersaurs to go on a rampage. What's worse, the Virus became sentient, striked out on it's on, and sought to make a machine dominated United Universes. Now, the Shell Lodgers and their 6 Pony friends must save Alister, Jasmine, and the suddenly mad for power Jones before they go extinct. This is obviously a parody of Jurassic Park.

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Theme Music

Introduction (Jurassic Park Theme)

Chapter 1: The Beaksworth Couple Returns

an undisclosed location.

  • A group of workers are seen transporting something.
  • Worker 1: "Careful! That's very precvious cargo. It was just made in the factory!"
  • Worker 2: "Yeah yeah, no sweat!"
  • the workers gently placed the box at the front of a gate. suddenly, a worker tripped, head slammed head first into a romote control, and a mysterious macanical creature grabbed him, and Raptor like sounds are heard!
  • Worker 2: "HELP! I PRESSED THE ATTACK BUTTON!"
  • Worker 1: "SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN?!"
  • Worker 3: (Presses button, and the Raptor sounds start a low-pitch fuse down like a machine)
  • Worker 2: (Made it out alive, but is now crippled, dubbed as Joe) AAAHHH, MY LEGS! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!
  • Worker 1: "Mr. Gonna's not gonna like this."
  • Worker 2: JUST GET ME A DAMN WHEELCHAIR!!!
  • Worker 3: WHOA! Easy there, Jim. Did that thing in there nibble a part of your brain, too?
  • Worker Jim: Of course not, you dumb bimbo! Now get me a wheel chair before my arms get crippled as well.
  • Worker 3: Alright! SOMEONE GET JIM A WHEELCHAIR!
  • Worker 4: Uh...Boss? What is in that cargo?
  • Worker 1: That's classified until further notice, Evan. Goanna specifically said that these things must NOT be given away until they have been fully fit for the park.
  • Worker Evan: Yes, sir.

the temple.

  • Icky: "Ahh, nothing screams a great after easter relaxsation, then watching Jurassic Park, one of Universeal's more ingenius films."
  • Iago: Except they made a few mistakes on the dinosaurs.
  • Gilda: Yeah, like the raptors. They weren't really that huge in reality. And that dinosaur with the frills? The Internet says that species has no frills, or spits venom.
  • Icky: Well, there's a perfectly good explanation for those things. Those dinos were cloned using other animals, right? So, that frilled dino might've been genetically engineered with both a frill-necked lizard and a spitting cobra. But it would've been freaky if they DID have that stuff in reality, huh?
  • Fidget: Yeah, nobody could touch them.
  • Icky: As for the raptors, I don't know to hell why they were the size of gorillas. Maybe it was just some kind of gigantism mutation that kept repeating on each clone. But at least the T-Rex made BIG box office for the movie, am I right, or am I right?
  • Iago: Yeah, yeah, yeah, play the movie already, Icky face. (Icky presses play, and the movie begins)

1 hour later...

  • after the film.
  • Icky: "Wonderful as always. It's sad that this movie is wonderful, but the later sequils are screw-ups."
  • Iago: "You wanna know something? They're making a Jurrassic park 4!"
  • Icky: "No! Seriously?"
  • Iago: Yeah, said it will be aired in 2014.
  • Gilda: Yeah, that's next year.
  • Fidget: Well, YouTube Fan-made trailers have predicted it to be like some kind of extinction event for the dinosaurs AND the humans. Dinosaurs and Mankind vs. Mother Nature, what an idea for a film.
  • Icky: (Laughs) Yeah, what's next? Will the dinosaurs be forced to team up with mankind in order to save their dino-butts? (Laughs hysterically) I-I can't-I can't stop-(Laughs) My goodness, that's the most cheesy pun since they made How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended on YouTube.
  • Gilda: Oh, I seen that clip before. It was hilarious!
  • Fidget: I saw that, too. I like the part where the dinosaurs pooped on that guy. "Eww! They should call it 'Jurassic PLOP'!" (Laughs)
  • Gilda: My favorite part was how the raptors began speaking and holding weapons like the monsters they are. (Laughs) I mean, seriously! They started speaking, and they began twittering that THEY FOUND THE WEAPONS CLOSET, LOLZ! They thought of it as some kind of future language or something! (Everyone laughs)
  • Icky: Okay, Gilda, honey, I've already laughed so hard, I don't wanna pee myself.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we still know nothing of any of those being right! we have no confirmtion of what the film will really be about."
  • Icky: Well, I believe it'll be about the extinction event. I'm just saying it could be possible. You can't really argue with the future, can you?
  • Lord Shen:...No...not really. Especially since I doubted it once. But anyway, you guys should know we got an invitation in the mail.
  • Gilda: Really? Who's it from?
  • Lord Shen: It's from...Alister and Jasmine.
  • Fidget: Oh, you mean those two lovebirds we rescued during one of our battles with Hank?
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, it also says their last name, Beaksworth. That would've made you remember, wouldn't it?
  • Icky: (Scoffs) Yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, c'mon, I always like to mess with you, Ickerious!
  • Iago: You're bluffing. You have no sense of humor.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!? That's not true. Remember when that panda made me laugh the first time we met?
  • Fidget: Yeah, that was pretty embarassing for you, wasn't it?
  • Lord Shen: Well, anyways, Alister and Jasmine say they've opened a theme park in the Dragon Realms version of Florida, and want us to see it. They're even inviting the Mane 6 there, too.
  • Gilda: "A theme park? What kind?"
  • Lord Shen: "Doesn't say. I'm correct to assume it's some sort of surprise."
  • Icky: Well, what're we waiting for? We should probably go check it out.
  • Iago: Yeah. And I hope for once we get some time off from Villain trouble. Not like what happened in Hawaii.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, I wasn't there. Let's go.

Dragon Realms Florida

  • Mr. Dodo: (Drives van to CyberCon Industries, where Alister and Jasmine are waiting) Here we are. This is the CyberCon company building Alister and Jasmine told us to go.
  • Dodger: Not bad for a company that creates prosthetics.
  • Rita: I agree. But I really don't wanna wind up like Senator Tricorn, having some kind of prosthetic robotic leg on me.
  • Tito: You'd look rediculous, anyway. (Rita looks at him sterningly) I said you would IF you got a prosthetic, I'm not trying to insult you, or anything. (Chuckles nervously)
  • Batty: Aw, c'mon. I'm sure robot prosthetics don't look bad. (BZZZZAAT!!!)
  • Skipper: Don't get your hopes up, Batty. Dr. Blowhole seemed pretty bad-looking with that cyborg eye of his. Besides, you should see what he does to any henchmen that asks how he got that cyborg eye. One of his lobsters were killed by doing this, and sold as seafood. (Laughs) Classic!
  • SpongeBob: Well, let's at least get this over with.
  • Patrick: YAY! We're going to a theme park! Don't know what theme it's themed, but I'm sure it'll be awesome! (Lodgers exit the van to see Alister and Jasmine at the door of the building)
  • Alister: Hey, the Shell Lodgers finally came.
  • Jasmine: Hi, guys!
  • Lord Shen: We came as soon as we heard you opened a theme park.
  • Jasmine: Yeah, can you believe it?
  • Alister: Our rich employee, Goanna Jones, came up with the idea for the park when he made the blueprints for one of the robots that will be used there. And guess how much it cost to build the robot? Just $1,000.
  • Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers! That's a pretty cheap price for a robot.
  • Private: Exactly what is the name for the park?
  • Alister: You'll see once we get there. Now where are the others? (Suddenly a magic glow appears, and the Mane 6 appears) Oh, there they are.
  • Jasmine: Wow, Twilight! You've gotten taller.
  • Alister: Not to mention those beautiful wings of yours.
  • Twilight: Yeah, I became a princess recently, it's a long story.
  • Pinkie: We overheard a theme park came to the Dragon Realms, and decided to check it out. I always LOVE theme parks. With their amazing rides, their dizzifying roller coasters, their delicious meals, and their extremely funny-looking mirrors.
  • Alister: Well, there's no roller coasters there, but when you get there, you'll see that the place makes the past look like the future. There's rides, there's some food and beverages, and there's even a monorail.
  • Jasmine: You're gonna love it, guys. Our billionaire employer paid for the park for just $100,000
  • Applejack: Whoo-ee! That's a pretty cheap price. Usually parks cost a million dollars.
  • Alister: You'd be surprised how the economy of the UUniverses has evolved. Just come with us, and we'll show you everything. (The Lodgers and Ponies follow them)

Chapter 2: Goanna Jones

in the sky.

  • A helcoppter heads torwords a lone island, along with the Lodger van because there were too many people for the helicopter.
  • SpongeBob: (On radio to Alister) Hey, Alister? Why didn't you tell us the park was on an island? You said it was in the Dragon Realms version of Florida on your letter.
  • Alister: (On radio) Yeah, about that. That was just a mistake. I meant to write that you should HEAD to the Dragon Realms version of Florida where the CyberCon building was. Sorry.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, okay.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Flying outside the van and copter) I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!
  • Twilight: WHAT?
  • Rainbow Dash: I SAID 'I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!'
  • Twilight: SORRY, I CAN'T SEEM TO HEAR YOU OVER THE CHOPPING OF THE HELICOPTER AND THE GUSTING OF THE WIND.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs, and then some seagulls bump into her) WHOA, HEY! (Spits out feathers) PLECH!
  • Seagull: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME THING, YOU WINGED RAT?!?
  • Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, CAN'T YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE?
  • Rainbow Dash: WHAT?
  • Twilight: (Sighs)
  • Alex: (Looking out the window) I'm surprised Twilight's improved in her flying skills.
  • Marty: What do you mean?
  • Alex: Well, she became an Alicorn not too long ago, and yet she learned how to fly efficiently and quickly? Sounds pretty impressive.
  • Rarity: Well, Rainbow Dash was the one who taught her how to fly efficiently, just so you know. But that doesn't really matter because not all pegasi need to actually learn how to fly. Some can just do it all by theirselves even if they're babies.
  • Icky: Really? But...wha...are you sure? A baby foal can learn how to fly all by itself?
  • Pinkie: Yeah, of course. Pound Cake did that even after he was a month old.
  • Mr. Dodo: Yeah, and just look at Pegasus. Even when he was a few seconds old, he was able to fly by himself. But I guess if you were created by a God like Zeus, you'd probably be able to do something that was physically impossible.
  • Icky: Yeah, I guess you're right. This is a cartoon after all. (The chopper and the van continue to fly toward the island)
  • Lord Shen: "Something about this island feels, prehistoric."
  • Mr. Dodo: No wonder. Juraso Island here is a volcanic island. But luckily the volcano is extinct, and doesn't erupt for more than 100,000 years. We can head to the volcano later if that's okay.
  • Lord Shen: No, I mean...just looking at this island makes me feel like...something prehistoric is down there.
  • Mushu: Besides, how do you know so much about the areas we arrive at, Dodo?
  • Mr. Dodo: I used the UUHD device.
  • Mushu: Oh, yeah, I completely forgot about that.
  • Applejack: The what?
  • Skipper: It's a device we've installed in the van's driving seat called the United Universal History Decoder device, or UUHD for short.
  • Applejack: What's that?
  • Kowalski: It's a device that uses a satellite to record all the information and history of a certain place in the UUniverses that we arrive in, and shows the information on a little screen in the driver's seat. We made it when we last upgraded the van because the Shell Lodge Squad Guidelines say that we must learn the history and information of each place we visit in case it could be useful during our missions.
  • Applejack: Clever.
  • Pinkie:...I did not get that at all.
  • Lord Shen: Well, I still have a strange feeling about this place.
  • Squidward: "Oh would you relax! It's not like there's dinosaurs or prehistoric monsters or anything of the like."

Juraso Island

  • SpongeBob: (Everybody lands) Well, here we are.
  • Alister: Just follow me, and we'll take you to our employer's mansion.
  • Pinkie: I hope we get to the park soon, it's making me very nervous. (Dubbed as Kowalski) And you can tell I'm excited because my VOICE IS GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER TO THE POINT OF...(Squeak, and the Shell Lodge Van and Helicopter's glass windows shatter)...Sorry.
  • Twilight: Pinkie, please calm down, okay? We'll be there soon.
  • Mad Hatter: Say, Whitey? You got the time?
  • White Rabbit: Oh, sure, it's...(Checks watch)...12:00 PM.
  • Mad Hatter: Right, 12:00, and...I have to pee what?
  • Pinkie: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)
  • March Hare: I think his watch is broken again, and it's trying to pee out a bad cog.
  • Pinkie: (Bursts out laughing)
  • Twilight: (To Spyro) Are those guys really this clueless?
  • Spyro: Yeah, they're not really that bright. They drink too much tea once in a while.
  • Sparx: But that's nothing compared to what they did in the bathroom.

Cutaway

  • Mad Hatter: (Camera on the outside of the bathroom) Ooh, look at that, Hare. Somebody threw some brownies in the toilet.
  • March Hare: Well, isn't THIS a perfect unbirthday present. (Suddenly, the two spit and sputter)
  • Mad Hatter: TASTES LIKE ROTTEN QUESADAILLAS!

Present

  • Twilight: That's disgusting!
  • Sparx: Oh, not as disgusting as the time they used their butts as jetpacks.

Cutaway

  • Mad Hatter: (Camera on Temple, as two farting sounds are heard, and the Mad Hatter and the March Hare fly through the roof) I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • March Hare: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • Po: (Sniffs air) OH, GROSS! That wasn't ME, was it?
  • Shenzi: DAMN, what's that smell?
  • Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?
  • Ed: Uhh...('I don't know', Chuckles)

Present

  • Twilight: Okay, that was MORE disgusting.
  • Sparx: Oh, that's nothing. You should see what they--
  • Spyro: Sparx! Enough!
  • Icky: "NO MORE ALREADY, SHEESH?!"
  • Alister: Guys, please. If everybody's done being very inappropriate, we'd like to get to the mansion, and get this over with.
  • Jasmine: Yeah, and let's not say anything that'll make everyone think of us as weird and embarassing. Especially you two.
  • March Hare: What? What do you mean, there are three of us. (Takes out Dorm Mouse's teapot)
  • Dorm Mouse:...Twinkle twinkle little--(Lid closes on top of him)

Fine-Looking Mansion

  • Icky: "Wow, classy joint!"
  • Rarity: "This jones character has a wonderious establishment."
  • Alister: Yeah, he's a great inventor, too. He actually made Senator Tricorn's first prosthetic parts. He's also willing to help us make her some new ones so she won't be so...stupid.
  • B.O.B: Well, THAT'S a relief. Then she won't hate us anymore. Not after what she tried to do to me.
  • Twilight: But let's at least be glad she'll be better once she gets those new prosthetics.
  • ???: Oh, hello there. (Everyone sees a lace monitor, this was Goanna Jones) I see our invited guests have finally made it.
  • Fluttershy: YIKES! A KOMODO DRAGON! (Hides behind Twilight) That's even worse than a dragon.
  • Goanna Jones: A Komodo Dragon? (Scoffs) Don't worry, mate, I'm not a Komodo Dragon. I'm actually a close relative to Komodo Dragons. I'm a lace monitor.
  • Twilight: Yeah, Fluttershy. Komodo Dragons don't have those black spots.
  • Fluttershy: Do they have...(Gulps)...poisonous saliva?
  • Twilight: No, they don't.
  • Fluttershy: (Sighs in relief, and comes out of hiding)
  • Goanna Jones: Well, now that that's over, allow me to introduce myself. I am Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocybernetics extraordinaire. I come from a long line of paleontologists, and I used to be one myself. But after a while, I decided I'd be more into robotics and biology.
  • Applejack: 'Paleontologist'? What in tarnation is that?
  • Twilight: It's a person who studies prehistoric life, Applejack. They dig up dinosaur bones, and use all kinds of technology to look into their past to see how they lived before they died.
  • Lord Shen: Hmm, I knew something felt prehistoric around here.
  • Goanna Jones: Well, you see, mate, this place actually has a LOT of history about dinosaurs. Juraso Island's soil is rich with fossils, which made it an oppertune place for paleontoligists to look for bones.
  • Kowalski: He's actually right. The soil on the island is sedimentary, which proves that there are indeed fossils underground.
  • Twilight: Dr. Jones, we came because we heard you created a theme park on this island. And I trust this has something to do with dinosaurs?
  • Goanna Jones: Well, technically, yes. But you have my word, there aren't any real dinosaurs involved with this park. It's something even better.
  • Fluttershy: Dinosaurs?...(Shivers in fear)...I think I'm gonna faint.
  • Goanna Jones: It's okay, mate. There's nothing to be scared of. Just follow me outside. I've got something I want to show you.
  • Patrick: Oh, boy, I LOVE surprises.
  • Pinkie: ME, TOO!

Chapter 3: Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park

Outside the Borders of the Park

  • Rainbow Dash: (The Van and a jeep drives through the forest on it's way to the park) How much farther is this place?
  • Goanna Jones: Not that much father, mate. But we're already near the borders where one of our robots are being transported. I want to show you one of them before we arrive.
  • Sandy: What're you waitin' on, let's see what great secrets you're holding for this park. (The vehicles stop)
  • Goanna Jones: The robot's behind that door over there.
  • Sam: Okay, let me ask you this, how big is it? Is it like 'Godzilla' big, or is it 'T-Rex' big?
  • Goanna Jones: Just keep your shirt on, mate, and you'll see.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Doors open) 'Dinosaurs', 'Robots', 'Theme Park'. Exactly what kind of combination can these things possibly crea--(Sees something) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps) OH DEARY ME!!!!
  • Kowalski: (Makes weird sounds like he does when he hears about InvExpo)
  • Skipper: OMFG!!!
  • Twilight: Amazing! (They see a giant robotic Brachiosaurus) Is that...is that...a Brachiosaurus?
  • Goanna Jones: Yes, it certainly is. It's a robot Brachiosaurus. It's from a long line of robotic dinosaurs I've named Cybersaurs. This one is the 4th model, a Brachios.
  • Pinkie: WOW-EE!!! And I thought dragons were the biggest creatures in Equestria. (The Brachios looks at them, and gives them a low-pitched roar)
  • Goanna Jones: My friends, Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park!
  • Icky:...Wow, this is MUCH better than Jurassic Park.
  • Twilight: Incredible. I wish Celestia was here to see this.
  • Fluttershy:...Uh...is it harmless?
  • Goanna Jones: Of course. It's a robotic Brachiosaurus. It's species were harmless herbivores that fed on only the grazing in trees. Besides, it's what they were programmed to do. To be harmless unless you're a threat.
  • Fluttershy:...I...can I...can I say 'hello'?
  • Goanna Jones: Of course. You can even touch him if you want.
  • Fluttershy:...Uh...(Gulps) Okay.
  • Goanna Jones: Go on, mate. He ain't gonna hurt you.
  • Fluttershy: Uh...(Flies up to the Brachios, and hesitates to touch it)...I can't do it!
  • Goanna Jones: I'll help you. (Puts her hoof onto the metal of the Brachios)...See?
  • Fluttershy:...It's...it's made of metal, and it's...harmless?
  • Goanna Jones: That's what it's programmed for, yes.
  • Fluttershy:...(Smiles)...(The Brachios looks down at her, and Fluttershy begins to get scared)
  • Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like it's gonna to something bad or anything-"
  • the Brachios involintary sneeses on Fluttershy, covering her in a strange gooey subtence.
  • Icky: "Expect that."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh my! If i had a bit for everytime my first encounter was met with a sneese."
  • Alister: "Sorry about that, since this is still very recent for them to be funtioning, they tend to make alot of sneeseing, exspiecally the Brachios units."
  • Jasmine: We also had to make the Brachios' tails and neck out of metallic plastic so they wouldn't cause any accidents.
  • Fluttershy: Yeah. But I must admit, this thing is absolutely precious.
  • Alister: Yes, all the Cybersaurs in the park have been programmed to be friendly to guests. But if they are threatened, they immediately attack. That protocol is useful in case someone tries to destroy them. But we've had to make sure the protocol was activated by a huge amount of damage, and not from being hit by a rock. If they get hit by a rock, the Cybersaur will just scare you away so you won't tease it again.
  • Marty: Wow. What a breakthrough.
  • Icky: And you created the blueprints for every Cybersaur type by yourself?
  • Goanna Jones: That's right.
  • Lord Shen: "Impressive."
  • Goanna: "But, i feel as if ferther explanation is in order."

Chapter 4: The Cybersaurs' Origin and Creation

A Museum

  • Goanna: "Allow me to take you, behind the scenes."
  • Twilight: I hope it's quick. Pinkie is getting pretty excited.
  • Pinkie: (Giggles hysterically)
  • Goanna Jones: Keep your hooves on, mates, you'll get to play in the park in due time. But first, you need to know how I came up with the idea for the Cybersaurs, how they function, what they're powered by, and what they're programmed for.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, that's one thing we definitely need to know as heroes.
  • Lord Shen: I agree. The first step on having fun is to look at the situation. Villains are crawling all over the UUniverses, and if there's anything I've learned after being evil, it's that whatever brings fun and happiness can also bring evil and destruction.
  • Skipper: And don't any of you forget it!
  • Rico: YEAH! (The group enters an auditorium with enough seats for the entire group)
  • Goanna Jones: Everybody sit, and take a moment to see our little film. Soon, it will all become clear.
  • Pinkie: Oh, boy, a movie! Does it come with popcorn? (Everyone takes a seat, the lights go dark, and the film plays)
  • In the film, Goanna Jones in a suit appears.
  • Goanna Jones: Oh, hello, I am Dr. Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocyberneticist of CyberCon Industries, and I am here to show you about the grand envailing of the newest park in the Dragon Realms. Cyberjurassic Park. Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, it's NOTHING like Jurassic Park...Okay, maybe a little, but I'm not cloning real dinosaurs. I'm MANUFACTURING them. Allow me to introduce to you, the CYBERSAUR! (Removes a curtain to show a robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex)
  • Rico: Woooow!
  • Icky: Radical!
  • Tigress: Guys, be quiet.
  • Goanna Jones: This device is the first of a long line of robotic dinosaurs that will be represented in the park. It's name is CS1, or what I've nicknamed, RoboRex. But this bucket of bolts is not like the actual dinosaur. It doesn't eat and kill other helpless victims like a T-Rex. It's programmed to be harmless to those who are not a threat. Now, here to explain all about my inventions is Mr. Dino-Mite! (An animated pterosaur appears on the scene)
  • Mr. Dino-Mite: (Sounding like Short Round from the Indiana Jones movies) Good morning, Dr. Jones.
  • Goanna Jones: Good morning, Mite. (To audience) Kind of cute, ain't he?
  • Pinkie: (Laughs)
  • Goanna Jones: Dino, everybody here wants to know all about the Cybersaurs. Would you mind giving me a hand? Or...a wing, in your case.
  • Dino: My pleasure, Dr. Jones. (Clears throat) The Cybersaurs are the latest in animatronic technology. They technically used to be old worn out dinosaur animatronics from Universal Studios, many of which included the T-Rex used in the actual film.
  • Skipper: GET OUT! Seriously?
  • Dino: As serious as a T-Rex attack! The studio didn't want them anyway because of the popular technology of computer animation for film working. So, Dr. Jones decided to buy them, and well, here we are! The RoboRex! And like Dr. Jones said, they're harmless. And I'll tell you why. (Slides the frame to a supercomputer like a cartoon) Voila! This is the DinoComp. It's a highly advanced supercomputer that controls a few of the Cybersaurs' protocols. They are useful whenever a Cybersaur is needed for assistance or needs assistance itself. Some other protocols are automatic. For example, when a Cybdersaur needs to be refueled, it automatically enters it's fueling station to get refueled. They also need power like a car. They need a jumpstart to keep electricity flowing through their bodies like endoplasmic reticulum. Not that I know what THAT is.
  • Kowalski: (Laughs)...Now, tha-THAT'S funny!
  • Dino: Anyway, in the fueling station, they also get a hookup so that they can be recharged. Without this automatic protocol, they would eventually run out of fuel, and power down. But there are also some occasions where the Cybersaurs might be attacked by villains, robot droids, solar-powered electric rays, and a few other bad things that I just now made up. But that's okay, because a Cybersaur is ALWAYS prepared. It has a protocol that automatically allows it to defend itself from a threat by attacking it head on. But if a Cybersaur should be bullied by some idiot toddler who throws a rock at it, the Cybersaur will just scare you off and not attack you. But there is also another fascinating feature. Cybersaurs will also be used to not just defend themselves, but defend THE ENTIRE PARK! Invasions will not be a problem for us because the Cybersaurs will do whatever it takes to defend their home. However, this feature is not automatic, and must be activated by a DinoComp.  
  • Skipper: Remind me to have one of those when we get back to the zoo.
  • Private: But what if Alice notices it?
  • Skipper: SSSSSHHHHH!
  • Icky was eating popcorn.
  • Dino: But that's not all. The Cybersaurs can also do a few tricks. While flying Cybersaurs like the CS7, or the Pteronodrone, can perforn great flying maneuvers, others have interesting features that can sometimes be used as weapons during their two defense protocols. But the most interesting feature that all of the Cybersaur models can do is what we've called 'The Tumbleweed Move'. You other-worldly dinosaurs don't try this at home. When activated, if the Cybersaur has arms, curls up by reaching for it's legs, tail bends, the body bends forward, and begins sumersaulting in fast speeds like a tumbleweed. However, if it lacks arms, the legs merely bend, the body bends, and it sumersaults in high speeds. This is sometimes used to help it reach refueling stations quicker. Two Cybersaur types, CS12 and CS15, or Spinotron and Dimetron, are the only Cybersaurs capable of using the Tumbleweed Move as an attack. It does this by jumping, curling and bending up, performing a madsaw with their sails. Bigger Cybersaurs have to get out of range of forests to open fields to safely use the Tumbleweed Move without concern about deforestisation. But smaller Cybersaurs are free to use the Tumbleweed Move in forests. The Tumbleweed Move is the most complex and difficult ability for the Cybersaurs to use because it uses a LOT of energy, and sometimes it can be risky. Especially for the Spinotron and the Dimetron with their sails, which can break when hitting the ground. That is why these two Cybersaurs are programmed to land on their limbs like cats when they need to reach the ground. Despite the risks, the Tumbleweed Move is one of the best advancements of animatronic technology ever known.
  • Marty: I am impressed.
  • Dino: But the rarest protocol of all is also the most important. Whenever a Cybersaur takes too much damage, it will automatically shut down, and wait until it is repaired. After that, it will go back to it's original programming.
  • Icky: "This is interesting stuff."
  • Dino: But, wait, there's more!
  • Pinkie: Yes, MORE!
  • Dino: The Cybersaur are not only good for being like the real thing and protecting the park from invading other-worlders that want to use them for evil. They are also good for other things such as classical entertainment. Each of these Cybersaur types are capable of doing various forms of it. Like CS4, or Brachios. Brachios can be friendly enough to give you a ride if you're brave enough to get close to it. Also, there's CS6, ot Rapticon. This Velociraptor model loves to entertain in groups, and are as friendly as the average dog, literally. There's also CS8, or Struthios. Struthios is the fastest Cybersaur in the park, running as fast as an ostrich, it can be used for riding on, or it can be used in horse-themed races. And finally, there's CS10, or Parasaurolotron. Being modeled after the incredibly complex Parasaurolophus, the head's nasal cavity loops around it's large head crest, allowing Parasaurolotron to bellow a low-frequency call that helps sooth anger and even put babies to sleep.
  • Iago: Definitely impressive.
  • Dino: So come on down and meet all 15 Cybersaurs here in Cyberjurassic Park. Where Jurassic Park is taken it's toll to the future. (Film ends)
  • (Suddenly, the theater seats become a monorail-like cart in a series of arranging in groups of 30 passengers)
  • Lord Shen: "THE BLOODY BEIJING PROVINCE!"
  • Alister: Yeah, this is the park's monorail. Nothing to be alarmed about. Just imagine you're on the monorail of Walt Disney World in Orlando.
  • Lord Shen: I have NO idea where or what that is.
  • Brandy: I do. I've been there when I was still living in Florida.
  • Spyro: Seriously? There's a Walt Disney World Park in your world?
  • Brandy: Duh. I'm from the Disney Universe, and EVERY world there has a Walt Disney World Park there. Heck, they even have a Disneyland there, which is on the other side of the United States after all.
  • Shenzi: And you've been to Disneyland?
  • Brandy: Of course I have. You should know that, too, because it's a great tradition for Disney characters to visit the Disney Parks of their worlds once in a while.
  • Banzai: Well, of COURSE we know that. Every Disney character in the Lodge knows that.
  • Goanna Jones: Okay, everybody, settle down. It's time you saw the Cybersaurs and what they do here in Cyberjurassic Park. (Pulls lever, and the monorail goes into motion)
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) I LOVE riding in roller coasters.
  • Rainbow Dash: This is a monorail, Pinkie. It's a totally different thing.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, but it's still fun. (Monorail carts continue moving)
  • Icky: "So, where does this contraption go anyway?"
  • Jasmine: It takes you all around the park where you all get to meet all 15 Cybersaurs. But not in order, I should say.
  • Goanna Jones: That's right. We had to make sure the Cybersaurs were scattered far enough for them to refrain from interacting. The Cybersaurs are friendly to each other, but sometimes, staying with each other for too long will cause them to fight.
  • Alister: We're still figuring out a way to fix this, but until then, they have to be far away from each other.
  • Goanna Jones: Alright, chaps. Here's our first Cybersaur. (The monorail stops at a pen where holographic screens appear on each row of the monorail explaining the Cybersaur seen)
  • Po: Whoa!
  • Mantis: What is this?
  • Goanna Jones: This is the pen of CS5, or Dilophos.
  • Gilda: Oh, great. You mean the dinosaur with the false neck frills and the spitting venom from the movie?
  • Goanna Jones: Well, yes. Read the holoscreens. (Everyone does that)
  • Holoscreen: CS5: Dilophos. The fifth Cybersaur model seen in this pen is modeled after the Dilophosaurus species. Just like the Jurassic Park version, it has retractable neck-frills, and instead of a paralyzing venom, it sprays a highly currosive acid which it only uses for defense of invaders. It is mischevious, odd, and frisky, and only shows it's frills for show, or for scaring off anyone who bullies it. But in reality, Dilophosaurus never had any neck frills or spitting venom. It only had 2 crests on it's head, and the neck frills and spitting venom was only acknowledged as creative license by Michael Crichton, the author of the Original Jurassic Park book.
  • Skipper: Oh great, a radio that speaks Nerdese. How wonderful.
  • Private: A Cybersaur with neck-frills? I don't like the sound of that.
  • Kowalski: Oh, please, Private, you heard the screen, Dilophosaurs never had neck frills or even spit venom. They only--(Dilophos Cybersaur suddenly appears and scares Kowalski with neck frills) AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!
  • Goanna Jones: Oh, Friskers! Quit scaring the visitors. (Dilophos puts neck frills down, and climbs back down onto the ground)
  • Po: That...was...AWESOME!!!
  • Ed: (Laughs)
  • Banzai: I wish I could do that.
  • Shenzi: Trust me, Banzai, you don't want that. It makes you look ugly.
  • Icky: "It's a good think i know these are bots, me and sharpteeth, we don't normally assuiate well."
  • Goanna: "Yes, i am aware of the "Land before time" movie series. My nefpew is a big fan of the first movie.... but, he's a bit, critical to the later sequals."
  • Icky: "He is, huh? I don't blame him. The sequals took a very differnet direction then the original did, and i actselly stared in at least one of them"
  • Goanna: Yes, I share your feelings, mate. Besides...what DID happen after you left that Dil gator?
  • Icky: Don't ask.
  • Goanna:...Now, onto the next Cybersaur. (The monorail continued moving)
  • Pinkie: "OH! AHH! WE'RE MOVING IN A REALITIVLY GENTLE PACE!"
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs)
  • Patrick: Hey, I can see the Brachios from up here.
  • Goanna Jones: Alright, here's the next pen. (The pen is full of robotic velociraptors)
  • Icky: Velociraptors? Oh, hell, those are WAY worse than Sharptooth. But at least they're not a PACK of Sharptooths, that would've been MUCH worse.
  • Holoscreen: CS6: Rapticon. These are the 6th Cybersaur model, made after the design of Dromaeosaurs such as the vicious Velociraptor. In the movie, the fleet-footed Velociraptors raced out of nowhere to become one of the world's most famous dinosaurs. But in reality, Velociraptors stood only 1.6 ft tall, and 2 meters long. There is no known reason why the Raptors were huge in the movie. Being the same size as the false-sized ones on Jurassic Park, Rapticons love to entertain in groups of 5-10. They are agile, fast, intelligent, and have the personality of dogs. They have razor-sharp claws on their hands and the exact sickle-shaped ones on their feet. When threatened, they attack in a pack, using their claws to shred the enemy to pieces. But when they are bullied, all they do is scare you by hissing at you.
  • Francis: The Rapticons have the personality of dogs? What the heck does that mean? (Suddenly the Rapticons appear in a group, and pant like dogs)
  • Fluttershy: EEEK!!!
  • Rapticons: EEEK!!!
  • Goanna Jones: Oh, did I forget to mention they are curious?
  • Icky: (Rapticon stares at him) Uh...now I'm freaking out.
  • Pinkie: Aww! You're a cute little Rapticon, yes you are! Yes you are!
  • Rainbow Dash: That's a CREEPY Rapticon if you ask me. (Suddenly a Rapticon licks Rainbow Dash) AAHHH! Hey! (The Rapticon barks like a dog)
  • Melman: Okay, why do the Rapticons act like puppies?
  • Alister: Well, that was actually Jasmine's idea.
  • Jasmine: Yeah. I LOVE puppies. (Pets a Rapticon)
  • Fluttershy: (Gains the courage to pet a Rapticon, and it barks and licks Fluttershy and she laughs) They're so cute.
  • Icky: "If only the predators in my world were like this."
  • Spyro: I'm thinking the same thing for the ones in Aladar's world.
  • Sparx: (Rapticon licks him) AAAHH! Easy there, pooch!
  • Applejack: This actually reminds me of my dog, Wanona, back home. (Pets a Rapticon)
  • Goanna Jones: Okay, I think it's about time we continued the tour. The next one is the 5th favorite of the park. You'll find it kind of...anachromatic. (They continue riding the monorail, and reach a pen full of robotic Dimetrodons with their sails swirling with color)
  • Pinkie: OOOOH! Pretty colors.
  • Rainbow Dash feels ashame of her colors in compairison that machines based on extint creatures have shinier colors.
  • Boss Wolf: "Wait a minute, I don't remember those, sail, lizard things in Jurassic Park."
  • Goanna Jones: Well, that's because they don't appear in the movie, mate. The dinosaur they're based on isn't really a dinosaur. It's actually based on a synapsid, or mammal-like reptile, from the Permian Period, the period before the Triassic Period. It's based on the extinct Dimetrodon. (Holoscreens come on)
  • Holoscreen: CS15: Dimetron. This is the 15th and final Cybersaur model designed after the Permian synapsid known as Dimetrodon. They are grouchy, funny, and talented. It's giant sail is translucent and made out of a spectral material. This material, along with a few tiny electromagnetic dots, allows Dimetron's sail to produce a luminescence swirl of colors. This feature makes Dimetron the fifth most popular Cybersaur in the park. This model is one of the two Cybersaurs capable of using the Tumbleweed Move as a weapon for defense from invasion and itself, using it's chromatic sail as a madsaw. But in case the Dimetron doesn't land on it's back during the Tumbleweed Move, which will crush and destroy the sail, the Dimetron is programmed to always land on it's front like a cat. WARNING: Dimetrodons' sails are unable to create swirls of color.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs, and mumbles angrily)
  • Dodger: Ooooh, someone's jealous of coloration, I see.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, shut up.
  • Jasmine: Yeah, the idea for the Dimetron's colorful sails are mine. I actually got the idea after thinking about Rainbow Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Surprised) Really?
  • Jasmine: Yeah, thinking of rainbows reminds me of chameleons and octopuses because they can change color, to be honest.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Well...I'm feeling a little embarassed right now.
  • Icky: "Yeah, that makes those creatures like, your fans! I mean, igmagine Scootaloo, but there's more of her, and they're giant lizards with sails."
  • Rainbow Dash: "You mean, i inspired those guys? (Suddenlys gets into a proud, boastful mood) Aw yeah! I didn't became a Wonderbolt yet because of the insanely long training courses and requirements, and already i have some followers!"
  • Dimetron: (Growls)
  • Rainbow Dash: YES, I'M AWESOME, AREN'T I?
  • Alister: Uh, Rainbow Dash, I don't think you should yell at them. They're real grouchy.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) Like they can reach me. Besides, what can they do? (Suddenly the Dimetron's sails show Rainbow Dash being cut by a knife by illustrating it in color, and she gasps) WHY YOU LITTLE--(Twilight grabs Rainbow Dash with telekinesis)
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, don't. Cybersaurs scare away bullies, remember?
  • Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Alright. (Sits back down)
  • Icky: "Not really very devoted fans, are they?"
  • Jasmine Flamingo: "No, they just don't like it when people toot their own horns. They REALLY hate boasters."
  • Trixie: "Like most of my past critics."
  • Goanna: Alright, let's continue the tour. (The monorail continues moving, and it suddenly enters a huge domed cage where robotic Pterodactyls fly inside)
  • Icky: "Wow, flyers 2.0. much?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, those are certainly charming macanical beasts."
  • Goanna: Yeah, they're actually the only Cybersaurs capable of flying. (Holoscreen comes on again)
  • Holoscreen: CS7: Pteronodrone. These are the 7th Cybersaur model, designed after the predatory Pteronodon. These Cybersaurs are the only ones capable of flight, and are used for aerial entertainment, and defend itself and the park in air-to-air or air-to-ground combat. It's wings are in a combined design of a bat and a pterodactyl, making it fly as fast as a World War II Fighter Plane. It can be used for mid-air riding, it performs aerial tricks, and it's one of the many Cybersaurs capable of holding a lethal weapon: A supersonic screech. When they are threatened, they will attack in a flock, and often take you up into the air, and let you drop to your death. But when they're bullied, they just screech at you.
  • Iago: These are the only flying Cybersaurs?
  • Goanna: That's right, mate. They are masters of flying, and they can be useful for fighting jets, planes, or other aerial machines of death. However, they can be very rude sometimes.
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKK!!! (Flies past the monorail, scaring the Lodge)
  • Trixie: YIPES!!! (Hides under the chair)
  • Goanna: FLOCKSTRAAAAAAAA!!!! STOP DOING THAT, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!
  • Flockstra: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKK!!!!
  • Goanna: I swear, that bucket of bolts gets on my nerves.
  • Icky: "I can see these guys are the dicks of the robo-dinos."
  • Alister: "They are still in the beta stages. We intend to work out their attatude soon enough."
  • Rarity: At least that thing didn't mess up my regal hair--
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK! (Scares Rarity into jumping out of the chair, ultimately messing up her hair)
  • Rarity:...I HATE Karma!
  • Goanna: Let's go. (The monorail moves into another pen where robotic Parasaurolophus appear)
  • Icky: No way. Are those...Parasaurolophus?
  • Goanna: They sure are, mate. (Holoscreen comes back on)
  • Holoscreen: CS10: Parasaurolotron. This is the 10th Cybersaur model, modeled after the fine head-crested Parasaurolophus. They are gentle, shy, and often confident. They have large crests that allow them to mimic the low-frequency call of the original animal. This call can often times be useful because it can sooth anger, and even make crying babies go to sleep. The call can even go to high-frequency, and can be used as a sonic weapon used for defense and fighting. When it is bullied, it will bellow at you at a middle-frequency sound loud enough to scare you away.
  • Skipper: Hmm, an anger soothing sound, huh?
  • Goanna: Of course, mate. It's been known that Parasaurolophus have been capable of creating low-frequency calls of infrasound which can travel vast distances, and warn the herd of oncoming predators. It was also so low that the predators couldn't hear them.
  • Sandy: Whoa-nellie, that's simply ingenius!
  • Goanna: Oh, well, thank you.
  • Fluttershy: They can...they can sooth anger? (Suddenly, a Parasaurolotron bellows a call onto Fluttershy, who gets so relaxed)...Oh...how...that feels nice...Wow.
  • Skipper: Kind of reminds me of that Batula guy.
  • Shenzi: "Now this is a tour i can sink my teeth into!"
  • Goanna: Well, mates, I think we should get on with the tour. We've got a few other Cybersaurs to see. (The monorail moves off)

Meanwhile

  • A turkey shaped doctor is seen walking across the hallway.
  • the Turkey: "Golly, not sure how i got out of Prison 42, but i am sure it has to be for something. Just wish Celisus was with me. We're like familiers togather."
  • (Darkness Qui): (Speaks inside Narcotic's head with magic) Listen up, Narcotic.
  • Narcotic: Qui? Is that you? Or are you my conscience?
  • (Darkness Qui): (Sarcastically) Yeah, Narcotic, I'm your conscience! I'm Jiminy Cricket, a small and wise cricket who knows everything and can breathe underwater for some odd reason. OF COURSE IT'S DARKNESS QUI!!! Now, just stay focused.
  • Narcotic: Okay, okay, sheesh. What's the plan?
  • (Darkness Qui): "Now, i was able to magicly transport you to this island. It's an island of robotic prehistoric creatures these people apply named "Dinosaurs" and the have potainsinal to cause complete chaos, but that soft-hearted lizard being and his cyberted lackies are wasting potainal war machines to be theme park toys!"
  • Narcotic: "I'm in a theme park?! Oh, can i ride in the ferris wheel?!"
  • (Darkness Qui): THERE IS NO STINKING FERRIS WHEEL IN THAT PARK! Anyway, I sense that that dragon who is so obsessed with me and her friends are in the park right now. I'm gonna need you to sabotage the park, make the dinos go wild, and get them to kill the entire Shell Lodge. After that, the Villains teams will be WOWED by my success, and will be willing to do anything I say. Like for example, I could...START A NEW VILLAINS ACT!!! (Cackles like Yzma until she coughs)
  • Narcotic:...You know, you're evil laugh seems to be getting weaker. Maybe you should consider singing a song.
  • (Darkness Qui): We don't have time for a song! We've got a job to do! YOU'VE got a job to do. Now GET OUT THE...(Wheezes)...(Drinking sound is heard, and she sighs) look, this not the right kind of episode to do that, alright? The original jurrassic park was NOT a musical? Got it?
  • Narcotic: "Well, what woud be the right episode for it?"
  • (Darkness Qui): "Who do you think i am, the produser?!"
  • Narcotic: "And here's another thing, how were you able to do magic when you were tied down in that strange comtraption?"
  • (Darkness Qui): I didn't invade Sandy's hometown by myself, did I? I have other OC villains who are capable of breaking me out of that stupid contraption no matter how locked down that stupid Prison was. I'm just sick that that son of a bitch Stephen and his son of a snitch fly friend had to ruin everything!
  • Narcotic: I would feel more confortable if you just sang.
  • (Darkness Qui): NO! I'm NOT singing! So stop fooling around and GET MOVING!!!
  • Narcotic: Alright, you're the boss.
  • (Darkness Qui): "But allow me to TELL you first to prevent you from asking later."
  • Narcotic: "Ok your grace. How do i get the robo-creatures on our side?"
  • (Darkness Qui): Alright, here it is. It's very simple. (An illustration in drawing is seen as Qui explains) You sneak into the control room, shut off the security, and you download a computer worm into the DinoComps which will cause ALL the robo-dinos to go berserk. When the dinos kill the Shell Lodgers and their little friends, that's our chance to tame them into serving us. (Illustration ends) But be warned that there's a tropical storm coming into your area, so make sure you don't get the computer chip containing the worm wet. If you do, I'LL SNAP YOUR FREAKING NECK!!!
  • Narcotic: (Teasingly) You can't do that! I'm one of your best mini-ons!
  • (Darkness Qui): (Shrugs) Fine, I won't snap your neck, but if you should screw up my plan, I'll do something VERY harsh to you! Maybe I'll cut off your tail, and then sow it back on. (Narcotic shivers) BACKWARDS!!! (Narcotic panics, and Qui laughs) I LOVE to see you cry.
  • Narcotic: Okay, seriously, I HATE it when you do that. I'll just get started. But what do I do when we get the worm in?
  • (Darkness Qui): Simple, you just hide in a well-hidden dinosaur-proof hiding spot. 
  • Narcotic: Well, that shouldn't be too hard, right?
  • (Darkness Qui): Just don't get yourself killed! Judging by the fact that I don't have the power to ressurect you like the other Villains around here, I can't afford to lose you.
  • Narcotic: I'll be fine, AAAAAAHHH!!
  • (Darkness Qui): What is it?!?
  • Narcotic:...Fooled you! (Laughs)
  • (Darkness Qui): Don't make me do what I said I was gonna do to your tail earlier! NOW GET YOUR ASS MOVING BEFORE I RIP IT OFF!
  • Narcotic: OKAY, OKAY! (Runs off)

Dinocomp room.

  • Two toucans are working the controls, with an Emu boss with a cigar in his mouth over-seeing this.
  • Emu Boss: "Good work boys. Goanna saids only 4 more hours of work before lunchtime. If this goes well, this damn park is gonna make more money then a counterfitting operation, only this park's actselly legal friendly."
  • Toucan: Uh, Mr. Emussa? You're gonna wanna see this. (They watch the news)
  • Scorch: Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, meteorologists have given a storm warning off the coast of Florida. People within it's range are advised to stay indoors until further notice.
  • Mr. Emussa: A storm warning? Well, that can't seem good. Did we make sure the Cybersaurs were water-proof?
  • Toucan: Well, of course, sir. We made sure they were waterproof yesterday.
  • Mr. Emussa: Are there any catches?
  • Toucan #2: Well, if the Cybersaurs should fall underwater, then they will probably short circuit. All except CS13, which actually thrives underwater.
  • Mr. Emussa: Excellent. I guess we should tell Mr. Jones, then.
  • Toucan #1: I'm already on it, sir. (On Walkie-talkie) Hello? Mr. Jones? Are you there, this is Toucan Pete, over?

Monorail

  • Goanna: (Calls on Walkie-talkie) Yes, Pete?
  • Toucan Pete: (On radio) We gotten word from the news that there's a tropical storm heading our way, so I think we should send your visitors home.
  • Goanna: (Sighs) Fine. Mr. Jones out. (Ends transmission) Sorry, everyone, but there's a tropical storm coming our way, so we need to close down for a while.
  • Pinkie: AWWWW!
  • Goanna: But I'm sure we have enough time to see the last Cybersaur. Here it is...(The monorail arrives in a pen where the Cybersaur is hidden, and the Holoscreen appears)
  • Holoscreen: CS1: RoboRex. This is the 1st Cybersaur model, being modeled after the world-famous Tyrannosaurus Rex. RoboRex has razor-sharp teeth, intense physical strength, highly-advanced olfactory sensors, strong jaws, and a large lashing tail. It is the main attraction of the park, and the most famous. When threatened, it will attack you with everything it's got. When it's bullied, it will roar at you.
  • Patrick:...Well, I don't see a RoboRex anywhere.
  • Alister: "It likes to take it's sweet time. Well, Mr. Goanna, Jasmine, we better go to Mr. Emussa."
  • Goanna: "By all means. All the cybersaurs, even the ones based on dangerious predators, are harmless."
  • Jasmine: "We'll be right back guys, we're gonna to proper security protocal with Emussa, then we should return you guys to your van."
  • Icky: "Oh why not? We're not going anyway till you guys come back."
  • Jasmine and Alister grab Jones and flew off.

Chapter 5: The King of Cybersaurs Attacks

Dinocomp room.

  • Emussa: "Why are those guests still here?"
  • Pete: "Mr. Jones insisted they won't be here for long, they're gonna do protocall with us to ensure the park is properly set and prepared for the storm."
  • ???: "Well they should've coninstrated on getting the lot out of there first."
  • A Kangeroo in a ranger's outfit is seen.
  • Emussa: "Joesmith, you always been too worried about this ever since one of the workers got hurt! Mr. Jones insisted it was a ONE time accsident with a misspress of a button."
  • Joesmith: FALSE! I don't trust these tin cans with my own life! They're just bloody trouble waitin' to happen, mates! You'll see! You'll ALL see! (Takes a toy dinosaur, and crushes it) DEATH TO CYBERSAURS!
  • Emussa: Seriously, Joesmith, this stuff has got to stop. Ever since you took that trip to Sharptooth's world, and lost part of your tail to him, you've been acting as crazy as a drunk hyena. As long as we remain in control of these DinoComp supercomputers, the Cybersaurs will NOT, I repeat, NOT, gonna harm anyone.
  • Joesmith: Oh, I know the world around us, mate! There are badboys out there thirsty for power! They'll find out about this place, and get into the heart of it! As soon as thet happens, PPHHBBBT, flat line!
  • Emussa: "Jones insisted as long as we have Dinocomp, nothing is gonna happen."
  • Joesmith: For everyone's sake, I hope you're right, mate.
  • Toucan #2: Uh, guys? I think the storm's coming.
  • Emussa: It's here already?!? (Everyone looks outside to see the gray clouds preparing to pour down rainfall)
  • Toucan #2: I hope the storm doesn't cut the power. (Power suddenly goes out)...(Dubbed as Stewie) And we're dead.

Control Room

  • Narcotic: (With a flashlight after purposely cutting the power off) Alright, Qui, I've cut the power off. But are you sure cutting the power off first is a good idea?
  • (Darkness Qui): Yes, of course it is! The security system will NEVER allow you to enter the DinoComp room with their DNA scanners.
  • Narcotic: Won't the DinoComps be powered down, too?
  • (Darkness Qui): No. The DinoComps have emergency power in case of events like this. Now that you're free to enter the DinoComp room, DO IT! But don't let the guards see you. Most of the guards are nocturnal creatures such as cats, koalas, bats, or owls, which means they can see in the dark. And if YOU can't see in the dark, then you're boned.
  • Narcotic: Don't worry, I have a flashlight.
  • (Darkness Qui): Wait, don't you have night-vision goggles in your pocket?
  • Narcotic:...Oh, right, I do. Well, the hell with this piece of junk. (Throws the flashlight away, and it makes a loud crash)
  • ???: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!?
  • Narcotic: (Shrugs) Damn you damned thing! (Quickly puts on night-vision goggles, and finds a hiding place)
  • Some Bat security guards appeared!
  • Bat 1: "I swore i heard a "CLANG" mangs."
  • Bat 2: I heard it, too, George. You don't have to point out the obvious!
  • George: Let's just find out what that noise was! (The bats search the room)
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, you idiot! My plan is almost foiled! Do something!
  • Narcotic: Okay, okay. (Takes out a grenade filled with sleep gas, activates it, and throws it)
  • George: What the heck is that, a marshmallow or something?
  • Bat 3: That doesn't look like any marshmallow I've ever seen before. (The grenade releases the gas, and the trio fell asleep)
  • Narcotic: (With a gas mask, and the night goggles still on over it) HAH! Sleepy gas! Works every time! Espiecally when I was stripped of all my viruses back at Prison. It'll take me a few months for Qui to get a new batch from the other UUniverses. (Walks out of the room)

Monorail Area

  • Icky was playing DS.
  • Pinkie Pie was eating cake.
  • Rarity: "Pinkie, just where did you get that cake from?"
  • Pinkie: From the park's desserts shop. I bought it not too long ago.
  • Icky: When the hell did you do that?
  • Pinkie: 6 minutes ago. You all probably didn't notice.
  • Twilight:...How did you do it so fast?
  • Pinkie: Well...

Flashback, 6 minutes ago...

  • Pinkie: (Still in the monorail, and her stomach growls) Ooh, I got a rumbly in my tumbly! (Hops out of the monorail without anyone noticing, and runs quickly towards the dessert shop in 3 minutes, and zips through the room taking a cake, and leaving behind some farlings to pay for it) Thank you! (Then she leaves just as the shop closes, and Pinkie makes it back to the monorail in the other 3 minutes)
  • Rarity: Pinkie, just where did you get that cake?

Present

  • Twilight:...Sometimes, you can really be full of surprises, Pinkie.
  • Pinkie: Why, thank you. Anyone else want some?
  • Lord Shen: "Some of us can't have cake, strict diets. Cakes are for celbrations only."
  • Boss Wolf: "You sure sir, cause, alot of us don't have alot to do. There's no dinobot, Alister, Jasmine and that Jones guy are gone for awhile now, and it's raining now."
  • Lord Shen:...Wait a minute, where are they? They should've been back by now.
  • Rarity: Yes, it's getting pretty windy, and I don't want the wind and the rain to mess up my already ruined hair. Especially in a tropical storm. I HATE them.
  • Rainbow Dash: That reminds me, I've always wondered why weather in Equestria doesn't run by itself like most worlds. Or even the sun and moon. 
  • Icky: Probably because Equestria's atmosphere and planetary rotation has been broken for a long time.
  • Twilight: Well, actually, it's because Equestria doesn't rotate on it's axis because it's planetary magnetic poles are unstable. So we ponies have to use magic to manipulate it. And as for the weather and the seasons, well, let's just say the chemistry of our world is pretty different to other worlds. There's a LOT to explain about it, so I don't wanna go through with it.
  • Skipper:...That was the weirdest cartoon Nerdese I've ever heard.
  • Kolwalski: "And out of the mouth of royalty."
  • Trixie: "Trixie is bored! When are those birds and the lizard are gonna come back?"
  • Gilda: Uh, guys?...Why are the lights of those buildings off? (Everyone sees the lights in the buildings of the park are off)
  • Puss:...This is not good.
  • Alex: The storm must've cut the power off!
  • Melman: AAAAARRRRGGH!
  • Gloria: Okay, look, I'm sure this is just an accident. They'll probably fix it.
  • Iago: And let the storm undo it again?
  • Cynder: I don't know about this. Something's not right. Goanna said that the park's not powered through electric wire poles.
  • Spyro: Yeah, and he also noted that the park's power source is from a huge power generator located somewhere in this park.
  • Twilight: Is it shielded from certain storms like this?
  • Spyro: That's not what he said, no. But he DID say that it was made of titanium, one of the UUniverses' strongest metals. And he did say it was visible in the park.
  • Applejack: Where is this generator seen, then?
  • Cynder:...He didn't say WHERE it was.
  • Bill: Well, the good news is that there's some lights shining in the DimoComp's room. (Suddenly, a gas is seen entering the room, and everyone in there falls asleep)
  • White Rabbit: OH MY FUR AND WHISKERS!!! Did you see that?!?
  • Narcotic: (In the DinoComp room with an unconscious Toucan Pete, Toucan #2, Goanna Jones, Alister, Jasmine, Joesmith, and Emussa laying on the floor) (Narcotic is wearing his gas mask and night-goggles, and the sleep gas flowing through the room makes him impossible to see through the window) Alright, Qui, I've entered the DinoComp room.
  • (Darkness Qui): Excellent! Now download the worm quickly! (Narcotic inserts the chip into the DinoComps, and their lights flash in purple and pink, and electrify)
  • Narcotic: Here we go! (The Brachios are suddenly glitched by the worm's effects, and goes berserk. The same happens to the Rapticons, the Dimetrons, the Parasaurolotrons, the Pteronodrones, and all the other Cybersaurs in the park)
  • Creeper: (Looking through the DinoComp room's windows, but the gas makes it difficult to see) I can't see a bloody thing!
  • Rainbow Dash: That stupid gas is making it difficult to see!
  • Twilight: Guys, I think we have visitors. And I don't take it as the friendly kind either. (Suddenly, thumps are heard)...What the? (Tremors continue)...
  • Icky:...Uh-oh. I know what that sounds like.
  • a macanical roar is heard!
  • Icky: "And i know a roar like that anywhere?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Wha-wha-wha, what's happening?"
  • Lord Shen: "I suspect the park has a savitor! Why else did gas pop out of that window?!"
  • Gilda: "You mean what of our enemies is behind this?"
  • Icky: "(Wispers) Quiet! if i remember my jarassic park, and past exspearence with sharptooth, then they should have bad eyesight, but exsilent hearing!"
  • Twilight "(wispers) One problem: We're dealing with a robot verson, every features on it are perfect!"
  • Icky: Well, in that case, we're dead. Everyone hide! (Everyone ducks into the bottom of the chair, and curls up. Suddenly, a huge Cybersaur appears. This was RoboRex)
  • Fluttershy wimpers fearfully!
  • Twilight: (Whispering) Fluttershy, don't panic. We can't let the RoboRex see us. Or even hear us for that matter.
  • Rainbow Dash:...(Whispering) Why can't we just take it head on?
  • Twilight: (Whispering) I don't think that's such a good idea, Rainbow Dash. This thing is a robot, so it's pretty much intelligent.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Whispering) Alright, but if it finds us, we're fighting it. (RoboRex, having good hearing, barely hears the ponies talking, and in an attempt to chicken out and reveal theirselves, it roars)
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Unable to handle the pressure, begins panicing) AAHHH!
  • Twilight: FLUTTERSHY!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! (Runs for the monorail's carts)
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, are you happy now, Alicorn Princess? I'll handle this. (Flies up to the RoboRex, dodging it's jaws barely, and tries kicking it) OOOOUCH!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
  • Rainbow Dash:...Okay, panic time.
  • Twilight teliports Rainbow away from the Roborex in time!
  • Rainbow is back in the monorail!
  • Rainbow Dash: "That thing has some tough metal!"
  • Lord Shen: 'Will, i picked a wonderful time not to bring with me the cannons! I was sure this was gonna be a peaceful trip for once!"
  • Icky: "You don't know the standerd plot of our series, do you?"
  • Lord Shen: I do. But how was I supposed to know danger would pop up at a near second? This place seemed completely innocent to me.
  • Boss Wolf: Seriously? You thought that?
  • Lord Shen: Yes, my apologies.
  • Skipper: No matter. We can still beat it. Rico?
  • Rico: (Hacks out dynamite stick, lights it, and throws it at the RoboRex. The Rex isn't sure what it means, but when it explodes...it has no effect) Uh-oh!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
  • Skipper: WHAT?!?
  • Rico: (Hacks more explosives at the RoboRex, but the blasts have no effect) AW, C'MON!
  • Skipper: We're gonna need a nuke to take down this bucket of bolts!
  • Rico: OKAY! (Hacks out an actual nuke)
  • Twilight:...Whoa!
  • Mantis: ARE YOU CUCKOO FOR COCO PUFFS OR SOMETHING?!? That thing will blow us ALL up!
  • Skipper: Rico, I was being figurative!
  • Rico: AWW! (Cartoonishly stuffs the nuke back up his throat as the camera is off of him, and the Lodgers and ponies, and even the RoboRex, groan in disgust)
  • Private: Skipper, did you know he had a nuke in his stomach?
  • Skipper:...Actually, no.
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
  • Icky: "We need to get this train moving!"
  • Lord Shen: HOW?!? The power's out!
  • Twilight: Yeah, and even if it wasn't, it wouldn't move faster than a racecar. (Suddenly, RoboRex chomps onto the top of the monorail carts)
  • Brandy: AAAHHHH!!!
  • Sparx: MOMMY!
  • Rarity: NO! DON'T CHOMP THE ROOF OFF! I DON'T WANNA GET WET, OR EVEN GET COVERED IN BLOOD, THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
  • Boss Wolf: "Don't worry, they're robots remember, they can't eat us." (Suddenly the RoboRex sees a bird, and then chomps it with blood spewing, then it throws it to the ground)...Okay, maybe it WON'T eat us, but perhaps all it wants is to simply kill us, and spit us out.
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (Tries chomping down on Fluttershy, but not before she uses The Stare on it, terrifying the beast) EEEKKK!!!
  • Rainbow Dash:...Seriously? The Stare worked on that thing? IT'S A ROBOT!!!
  • Twilight: But it seems to be working. (The RoboRex continues to be terrified at Fluttershy)
  • Fluttershy: Who do you think you are trying to kill my friends?!? You should be ashamed of yourself! What will your--(Suddenly RoboRex lashes his tail at Fluttershy, sending her crashing into a wall) OOF! (Dizzy)
  • Twilight: Or not.
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
  • Icky grabs a light, and turns it on!
  • Icky: "Hey, Tyrantasauratron 10000! Over here, ya over-grown animatronic freak?!"
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
  • Icky: "Yeah, over here, Sharp-o-matic!"
  • Icky and The Roborex are in an intense standoff!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
  • Icky: Oh, SHUT UP! (Throws the flashlight into RoboRex's throat, and it chokes) Seriously? It breathes? THIS CARTOON IS GETTING WILDER BY THE MOMENT!!!
  • RoboRex: (Spits out the flashlight, and the flashlight knocks out Icky) ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! (Angrily attacks RoboRex by hitting it multiple times, RoboRex lashes at her with his tail, and Rainbow Dash dodges it, then delivers a HUGE blow to RoboRex's head, making it dizzy) YEAH, CHOKE ON THAT, BITCH!
  • RoboRex: (Angrier than ever) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, I'm real scared! Give up, you pitiful excuse for a--(Gets beaten by the RoboRex's tail, and hits Fluttershy on impact)...Ohh...my back!
  • Twilight: "Everyone, it'll be wiser if we retreat! This is clearly too great an asversary!"
  • SpongeBob: I think that would be a good idea.
  • Lord Shen: But how are we supposed to avoid this thing? I'm pretty sure it can catch us even if we ran.
  • Patrick: (Accidentally breaks the mechanism that keeps the monorail in place, and the monorail slowly moves away, then slowly gets faster)...Oops.
  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess that could work. C'MON, GUYS! (Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy, grabs Icky, and takes them back to the monorail carts as it rolls away. The RoboRex starts growling)
  • Pain: I hope these carts can stay on the track.
  • Bagheera: Crazy dinosaur gaining! (RoboRex is persuing the cars)
  • Sam: This oughtta slow him down. (He and Max use rocket launchers to stun RoboRex as it roars in distraction)
  • All: (As the monorail cars move out of control) WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • Po: I'm getting kind of nauseous! (Holds barf)
  • RoboRex: (Keeps up with them again) ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!
  • Skipper: Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
  • Mr. Whiskers: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, REX-FACE! Seriously, he can't, he wants to kill us.
  • Shifu: We need to find out how to block his persuit.
  • Iago: And HOW do you suppose we do that?
  • Spyro: Allow me. (Uses fire breath to take down a few trees, and the trees block RoboRex's path)
  • Alex: That's right! Home free, baby!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  • Alex: AU REVOIR, ROBOREX!
  • Sparx: Nice going there, dude.
  • Donkey: (Dubbed as Sid) WE'RE GONNA LIVE!!!
  • Po: (Gasps) GUYS?!? (Everyone sees a dead end leading straight off a ledge)
  • Donkey: (Dubbed as Sid again) WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
  • Twilight: We have to stop the monorail!
  • Rainbow Dash: I'll handle this. (Flies up to the front of the cars, and pushes on it trying to stop it as loud screeches are heard) C'MON, YOU STUPID TRAIN, STOP! URRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!
  • SpongeBob: It's working, we're slowing down!
  • Applejack joins in with Rainbow!
  • Alex: C'mon, you can do it! (The monorail goes off the rails, but it stops)
  • Applejack: (Rainbow Dash is holding her tail so she doesn't fall) Well...that was pretty intense.
  • Alex:...Let's get out of here! (The Lodgers in the front car exit)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Brings Applejack onto the ledge safely, and pulls the monorail carts back into place)...Whew! I guess all those years of physical fitness have finally paid off.
  • Sir Hiss: But at least we're safe.
  • Patrick: WOW! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
  • Trixie: Oh, hell no! Trixie wishes to not get smashed headfirst into the ground while inside a falling monorail car, thank you.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, everyone, off the monorail!" (Everyone just did that)
  • Mantis:...So...now what?
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, I have a very simple solution.
  • Cynder: (Dubbed as Alice) Thank goodness.
  • White Rabbit: Well, get on with it, Mr. Dodo, what's on your mind.
  • Mr. Dodo:...I say we JUMP!
  • Squidward: WHAT?!?
  • Mr. Krabs: Are you insane?!? That fall will kill us!
  • Mr. Dodo: It's our only way out of here. Besides, we can't go back and let that mechanical monstrosity kill us. And may I remind you we have fliers on our side?
  • Crane: Well, I don't think we have the strength to carry all of the Lodgers to the ground. Some of us are heavyweight.
  • Po: Well, you can carry me just fine.
  • Crane: Well, what about Baloo?
  • Baloo: Excuse me?
  • Spyro: Well, I'm able to carry heavy objects.
  • Rainbow Dash: Me, too. If I wasn't strong, we would've fallen to our deaths right now.
  • Lord Shen: Let's just get this over with. (Glides down to the ground)
  • Pinkie: That sounds like fun! (Jumps off the ledge)
  • Lord Shen: AAAAHHH!--(Pinkie lands on him)...Ow!
  • Pinkie; (Laughs)
  • Lord Shen: What're you laughing at, giggly? You just broke my back!
  • Pinkie: I'll fix it.
  • Lord Shen: No, no, no, NO, NO--(Pinkie breaks his back again, fixing it)...Uhhgh!...Well, actually, I do feel a lot better. I think I'm getting too old for justice fighting.
  • Twilight: PINKIE?!? ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Pinkie: NEVER BEEN BETTER!
  • Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN?!? How many fingers am I holding up?
  • Lord Shen: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU ALL THE WAY UP THERE? I'M FINE!
  • Spyro: Seems like we should get down there.
  • Sparx: And this might take a while, too. There's so many Shell Lodgers, I can't even count them.

5 minutes of weight-lifting later...

  • Rainbow Dash: C'mon, Fluttershy, I'm not gonna drop you if you just hold onto my hoof.
  • Fluttershy: (Looks down the ledge in fear) EEK! SO HIGH!
  • A roar was heard from a far!
  • Fluttershy: MOTHER! (Hugs Rainbow Dash tightly)
  • Rainbow Dash: AAHHKK! (Dubbed as Timon) Choking, not breathing! (Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy gently off the ledge and down to the ground)
  • Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...(Faints)
  • Twilight: Well, now that THAT'S out of the way, I guess we should find a way to get this fixed.
  • Patrick: "Uh, the train thingie or the dinobot's attutudes?"
  • Twilight: Everything. The saboteur, the power, the Cybersaurs, everything.
  • Patrick: And do we also have to fix the train thingie?
  • Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Patrick: As I told you before, not until 4:00.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, first, we need to survive every deadly obsicile possabily loose apawn us. Who ever this savataur is, is possabiliy a super genius."

meanwhile.

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  • Narcotic is singing gibberish while to the chicken dance with Jones, Alister, Jasmine Flamingo, Joesmith, Emussa, and the Toucans tied up to chairs.

back at the lougers.

  • Lord Shen: "As long as we're careful, we can be prepared for anything."
  • Tigress: I couldn't agree more.
  • Shrek: Now, first thing we need to do is get some shelter from this rain.
  • Trixie: Yes, this storm seems to be getting to us.
  • Icky: "Hey, there's something that looks like the park's bathrooms!"
  • a strangely placed bathroom building is seen.
  • Iago: "It's very appearent they're still in progress with the park of it's self."
  • Twilight: Are you sure it's big enough for all of us?
  • Icky: Well, I don't know, but it's all we got!
  • Twilight: (Sighs, and uses her magic to turn the bathroom building into an apartment building) There we go. NOW it's big enough for all of us.
  • Applejack: Wow, Twi. When'd yall' learn how to do that?
  • Twilight: I created it the same way I created that Order City place so we could test Discord's resistance into wreaking chaos. But it'll be up for only a day, and it'll repel any Cybersaurs that come into the area, so we should go inside and get some rest. We've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow.

Chapter 6: Problems and Strategies

Dinocomp room.

  • The park crew is still tied to the chears, with Narcotic playing a DS game!
  • Joesmith: "Alright you bloody malislious, and, rather strange, terrorest! what are your plans with the park!"
  • Narcotic: "Sorry. Her loyal majusty Qui asked me to not speak of her evil plans about the robo-creatures to anyone..... Wait a minute......"
  • Alister: What?
  • (Darkness Qui): YOU IDIOT! YOU BLEW IT!
  • Narcotic: Oh, don't worry boss, I have just the thing. (Takes out a spray can) Amnesia spray. It took me a few days to create this stuff, but it worked out in the end. (Sprays them all)
  • Joesmith: Alright, you bloody malicious, and rather strange, terrorist! What are your plans for the park?
  • Narcotic: All I can tell you is that this park is under my control, Mr. Giant mouse.
  • Emussa: Alright, what kind of bird are you? I don't think there's a kind of blue chicken or turkey species out there.
  • Narcotic: It's funny y'all mentioned that, I'm from another UUniverses. You see, i am here so I can get these Cybersaurs all together so I can round them up for my boss--Oopies doodles! (Sprays them again with amnesia spray)
  • Emussa: Alright, what kind of bird are you? I don't think--
  • Narcotic: Let's just say i'm not from around here.
  • Jasmine: You'll never get away with this! The Shell Lodge Squad and the Mane 6 will stop you.
  • Narcotic: Not if the Cybersaurs kill them first. My computer worm will make sure of that. (The DinoComps are still glitching, and the Cybersaurs are still running amuck)
  • Toucan Pete: You do realize that the DinoComps are capable of fighting computer worms, right?
  • Narcotic: Oh, I don't think so. I've programmed the worm to keep the Cybersaurs from recovering from my master's control--Oopies doodles! (Sprays the group with amnesia spray again)
  • Toucan Pete: You do realize that the DinoComps are capable of-- (Narcotic sprays the group with sleep gas)
  • Narcotic: Maybe it's better you guys just get another naptime.
  • (Darkness Qui): You know, you're not exactly the BEST genius I've ever had.
  • Narcotic: Just tell me what to do next your grace.
  • (Darkness Qui): I need you to round up all the Cybersaurs and send them all to me. There's a portal beacon in your pocket you can use to bring me the Cybersaurs.
  • Narcotic: (Takes out the portal beacon, and activates it, and Darkness Qui is seen meditating in a hidden area in the portal) Oh, there you are!
  • Darkness Qui: Close the portal, you nitwit! (Narcotic just did that)
  • Narcotic: Now, how do I get these Cybersaurs to obey me? The worm is making them go more crazier then a weasel with fleas. And i have no idea what those animals are.
  • (Darkness Qui): Just give it until tomorrow. This is a slow process.
  • Narcotic: Great, so I have to wait until tomorrow to get this thing over with? What should I do until then?
  • (Darkness Qui): "Just simply do NOT spill the beans again until then."
  • Narcotic: I won't...(Yawns)...I think it'll be a while, so I'm gonna get some rest.
  • (Darkness Qui): Are you sure about that? The Cybersaurs might come in and kill you before the worm makes them obedient to us. Also, the guards are sure to find you.
  • Narcotic: Oh shoot, nothing some wood can't fix. (Puts plywood over the door, then molds steel onto it to keep anything from barging in)...Totally tomfoolproof.
  • (Darkness Qui): Not everything is impossible, Narcotic. I'm pretty sure they can still get in. (Narcotic then puts some huge furniture, and places it over the door)
  • Narcotic: Now it'll be two times harder. Now I'm getting some rest. I'm a might sleepy
  • (Darkness Qui): Well, then, I hope you don't die. Good night.
  • Narcotic: Thanks Missus Qui. (Gets whatever he can use as a pillow and blanket and gets some rest)

Twilight's Artificial Apartment House

  • Icky: "Well, i'm glad on how surprisingly NOT bathroom themed the apartment is. Your magic really is better as an Alicorn."
  • Twilight: Thanks, it's nothing, really.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad we're out of the rain.
  • Applejack: And I'm at least surprised that Twilight was able to improve our merpony selves. Now we only turn into merponies in saltwater.
  • Mushu: Yeah, that sure helps. That whole turning into Merponies when wet by all forms of water is clearly a cribbling problem!
  • Twilight: But one flaw is that we still turn into merponies when we cry because of all the salty tears.
  • Boss Wolf: "That's easy, so just not cry, right?"
  • Pinkie: Oh, that's pretty easy for us--(Suddenly, a cynder block crushes her front hoof) OOOOWWWW!!!
  • Sparx: (Had pushed a cynder block off a shelf so he can make a bed for himself)...Oh, shit! Sorry about that.
  • Pinkie: OW!...(Starts crying, and turns into her merpony form)
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
  • Spyro: Sparx, could you at least think about where you push stuff?
  • Sparx: Guys, c'mon, it was just an accident.
  • Twilight: It's alright, Pinkie. I'll help you with that. (Uses magic to heal Pinkie's crushed hoof)
  • Pinkie:...(Sniffles)...That sure helps, thank you.
  • Iago: (Laughs)
  • Icky: (Slaps Iago to a wall, and he gets dizzy as carpet-flying Sultans go 'have a cracker' around his head)
  • Bagheera: Now THAT'S funny. Not you, Pinkie, I mean Iago.
  • Lord Shen: "Light's out in 5 minutes everyone. We have a big job to do the following day."
  • Spyro: I'm just glad we'll have a good night's sleep since Twilight made sure this place was Cybersaur-proof.
  • Twilight: Yeah. After all, this area seems pretty isolated from them, too. And just in case any of us need to use the bathroom, the bathroom building is encased over there. (Points it out)
  • Patrick: OH, THANK GOODNESS! (Runs inside)
  • Squidward: I just hope SpongeBob and Patrick don't get bubble-happy in there with the soap again.
  • SpongeBob: We won't!

2 minutes later...

  • SpongeBob/Patrick: HOORAY! BUBBLE PARTY!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs)
  • Squidward: I don't know WHY I had to say it.
  • Shifu: Let's at least be lucky we got out of that monorail alive.
  • Po: Yeah. And whoever is responsible, we'll knock his head into a wall until he gets dizzy.
  • Applejack: Isn't that a very violent way to defeat someone?
  • Po: Okay, we'll just sit on him until he cries like a baby. Is THAT better?
  • Applejack: Eh, pretty much.
  • SpongeBob: (He and Patrick come out of the bathroom as bubbles escape) Oh, YEAH!
  • Patrick: That was AWESOME!
  • SpongeBob: But let's be at least thankful it'll be our only bubble party until next time.
  • Patrick: Agreed.
  • Melman: (Yawns) It is getting late. I guess I'm gonna...(Falls asleep)
  • Gloria: I think I'm gonna hit the set, too.
  • Lord Shen: Alright, five minutes are up. Time for some shut-eye. (Lights go off until a fart is heard)
  • Everyone: WHISKERS!!!
  • Whiskers: SORRY! I pass gas in my sleep, okay?

By dawn.

  • the Lougers are out with the Apartment vanished.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, i will devised a stragity, just give me a few hours, and alot of paper, and a pen."

Meanwhile.

  • Narcotic: "Uh oh. I don't think this is good."
  • (Darkness Qui): "What's wrong now?"
  • Narcotic: "I think my virus worked a tiny bit too well, it destroyed the obedience chip. Now the robo critters are about as wild as, real critters."
  • Jones: "Do you process any idea of what you did, whoever you are?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, my names Narcotic Heinie Buttplots"
  • Jasmine: "You mean Qui's little henchmen- Wait..... Heinie Buttplots?"
  • Narcotic: Yeah, not sure why my family had that last name. But it was a good thing we had to change it to Wilcox, which is actually my father's last name.
  • Alister: (He and the others laugh) HINEY BUTTPLOTS! (Laughs)
  • Narcotic: Okay, we all know it's a funny name. That's why we had to legally change it to Wilcox. Now, just be silent!
  • Alister:...Okay...Hiney Buttplots. (They laugh harder).
  • Narcotic:...(Shrugs)
  • (Darkness Qui): NARCOTIC!!!
  • Narcotic: D-D-Don't worry, your grace, it CAN be fixed. I just need the equipment to do it. I need the right system to fix the obedience chip WITHOUT completely destroying the virus. I left my bookback of gear in the lunchroom room....  which is..... outside of the computer room...... of which i baracated and blocked out myself and my hostages the only exit...... Oopies Doodles.
  • (Darkness Qui): "NARCOTIIIIIIIIIC?!"
  • Narcotic: "Don't worry Boss! I'll, uh, i'll drag two, or three of them with me to help me find it?!"
  • Joesmith: "(Wispers) Should we be concern he talks to himself?"
  • Alister: "(Wispers) I think it's possable Qui is comunicating with him with a magic capable of avoiding unintending resepiences."
  • Joesmith: "(Wispers) English Dr. Birdinsteign?"
  • Jasmine: (Whispering) He means Qui is talking to him in his head.
  • Joesmith: (Whispers) Oh, now I get it.
  • Narcotic: Well, at least I DID get my beauty sleep. So that means I should get back that bookbag before--(Suddenly, dog barks are heard, along with a few Velociraptor sounds)...Before exactly THAT happened.
  • Rapticon: (Barks, "How do we get in?")
  • Rapticon 2: (Barks and raptor hisses, "It's very simple, soldier! We just use our claws.")
  • Rapticon: ("Uhhh...")
  • Rapticon 2: ("C'mon, man! How hard can it be? We just have to use our claws to pick the lock, and we'll get in. (Looks through keyhole, and it is blackened out by the furniture)...Hmm...It's tougher than I thought.")
  • Jasmine: I'm a little scared.
  • Alister: Don't worry, honey, they're just robot dinosaurs. They can't possibly be THAT smart.
  • Rapticon: ("Well, I'm out of ideas!")
  • Rapticon 2: ("Oh, please. We're not modeled after the most intelligent dinosaurs in history for nothing.")
  • Rapticon 3: ("You know what, I'm going for Plan B. I'm climbing through the vents.")
  • Rapticon: ("We can't fit through the vents.")
  • Rapticon 3: ("I'm not stupid!")
  • drilling was heard, a clang was heard, followed by a few thubs, and then a sound of distressed screech!
  • Narcotic: "I ain't too smart, but...... I think it sounds like one of them is in a pickle." 
  • Suddenly, more clangs are heard, and then robot claws are seen clawing away at the door, dispite how well secure it is!
  • Narcotic: "JUMPING SASSAFRAS?!"
  • Alister:...What'll we do, now? The Rapticons are sure to crawl through the door!
  • Jasmine: I don't know. All we can do is wait for a miracle. (Rapticon sounds are heard from the otherside of the door)
  • Toucan Pete: Gerald? No matter what I've said to you during our sibling rivalries...I've always loved you!
  • Toucan Gerald: Then I guess it'll be okay if I told you I knocked your beakbrush into the toilet by accident this morning, and forgot to wash it.
  • Toucan Pete: WHAT?!?...(Spits and sputters in disgust) PLECH! PHHHBT! PLEECH! GROSS!
  • Narcotic: "Uh, New plan! we make our own exit!"
  • Narcotic brings out a big blaster and blows up a wall for escape!
  • the door looks as if the it's about to break!
  • Narcotic quickly cuts the rope on all of them!
  • Narcotic: "THERE! I GAVE Y'ALL A FIGHTING CHANCE TO RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, EVERY FELLER AND LADY FOR THEMSELFS?!" (They run through the hole in the wall, and the Rapticons then make it into the room screeching)
  • Rapticon:...("There's nobody in here.")
  • Rapticon Leader: ("Oh, yes, there was!", (Points out the hole in the wall) LET'S GET THEM!")
  • Narcotic screams like a girl running with the others following!
  • Jasmine: (Sighs) If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone scream like a female.
  • Narcotic: It's hereditary, thank you very much! (The Rapticons bark while persuing them throughout the halls)
  • Emussa: We'll NEVER outrun them! They're too fast!
  • Joesmith snacks down a gumball machince, as gumballs are everywhere!
  • The Rapticons were too caught up in chasing them that they slipped alover the place on the gumballs!
  • Joesmith: "Smartest of the Cybersaurs my pouch! Even though i'm a Guy-roo."
  • Goanna Jones: You're hermaphroditious? Wow.
  • Joesmith: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it.
  • Toucan Gerald: Hermaphroditious? What the hell does THAT mean?!?
  • Joesmith: It basically means I'm both male and Sheila, mate.
  • Toucan Pete: Sheila? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?
  • Alister: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, IT MEANS HE HAS BOTH MALE AND FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
  • Toucan Pete: Oh...EWW! (More Rapticons appear)
  • Joesmith: But can we at least stop talking about my pouch and just get the hell out of here?!?
  • Narcotic still screams like a girl!
  • Jasmine: "If i get a dollar For everytime i hear a guy scream like that, i be pretty rich."
  • Narcotic: Didn't you already say that?
  • Jasmine: No, I said 'nickel'. Now I said 'dollar'.
  • Narcotic: Uh, no offence miss, but, that's kinda repetitive for a bitch.
  • Alister: DON'T YOU TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT, YOU FAT CHICKEN!
  • Narcotic: Wait! It was a slip of the tounge! I didn't mean to- (Alister punches him through the window, where he lands in the bushes)...Owch!
  • Alister: That'll show him.
  • Emussa: Should we help him?
  • Alister: No way! Our Cybersaurs are crazed thanks to him. I say we let him lay there and die.
  • Jasmine: I agree. (They continue running until they reach a door, and quickly block it with furniture, and make it out long enough to lose the Rapticons)
  • Rapticon 4: (As they burst through the door)...("MAN! We lost them!")
  • Rapticon: ("MAN! I was SO looking forward to shaking them in my mouth.")
  • Rapticon Leader: ("MAN! Will you shut up, and let's find something else to kill?")

Chapter 7: Narcotic's Unlucky Day

Meanwhile...

  • Narcotic came through, but finds himself outside.
  • Narcotic: "Ow, my head. Me and my big beak. I was always prone to make enemies that way. Oh, why must i have a deul personallity syndrone, where in one hand, i can actselly be smart, but in the other, i'm about as thick as a hog. And i am not much sure what that is. Well, might as well wonder into the jungle and find shelter away from the crazy robo critters." (Walks through the forest, and soon trips over) OOF! (Suddenly, a Dilophos appears)...Uh...(The Dilophos looks at him)...Uh...hey there...little guy. Are you...are you hungry?...Well, don't look at me, I don't have any food. I have no food on me. I have NOTHING on me. Besides, you can't eat, you're a robot dinosaur, for God's sake. (The Dilophos does nothing)...Uh...(Grabs a stick) You wanna play? You wanna play? See the stick? See it? The stick? Stick! Stick, stupid! Stick! FETCH! (Throws the stick, and the Dilophos is still unresponsive)...(Shrugs) No wonder dinos are extinct in this world. What am I doing sitting around talking to a stupid harmless robo dinosaur? (Leaves, but soon finds out that the Dilophos is following him)...WHAT?!?...
  • Dilophos: (Suddenly, he scares him with his frills) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRKK!! (Spits acid on him)
  • Narcotic; AAAAARRRGH! AHHHGH! ACID! AHHGH, THE PAIN! (Soon, part of his face is cartoonishly melted off) UUURRRGH! OKAY, I AM OUT OF HERE!
  • Dilophos: RAAAWWWWWWRK!
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, what is going on over there?
  • Narcotic: I'm in a catastrophic amount of pain, your grace! I just got part of my face melted off! (Suddenly the Dilophos appears again)
  • Dilophos: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRK! (Spits acid on Narcotic again)
  • Narcotic: AAAHHRRRGHH! MAKE THAT HALF OF MY FACE!!!
  • (Darkness Qui): "Narcotic no! GET OUT OF THERE, YOU IDIOTIC TWAT?!"
  • Narcotic begins to run crazily!
  • Narcotic: "WHAT LAME-BRAIN JIDIOT DI-SIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE ACID SPITTING LIZARDS?!"

Cutaway joke.

  • Steven Steelberg: "Oh pardon me not getting dionsaur aname right, turkey lurkey."

End of Cutaway.

  • Narcotic hides in an abandon car.
  • Narcotic: "I think i am safe."
  • (Darkness Qui): "Narcotic, (gulp), didn't you even seen the movie where what becomes of that fat guy who ruined the park?"
  • Narcotic: "Gee, your highness, why so scared?"
  • (Darkness Qui): "Well, i was able to wacth this universe's filming piece called "Jurrassic Park" and there's this fat guy who did the same thing you did, savitoshed the park! He meets with this lizard creature, and when he got into a car..... (Gulp), i, i almost don't wanna say it?!"
  • Narcotic gets scared!
  • Narcotic: "Your grace..... What happens to the fat guy?"
  • Dilophos: RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!! (Appears in the car with him)
  • Narcotic:...Oh, Butt-sauce! (Camera on the car as he screams in panic)

Prison 42.

  • Darkness Qui: "Narcotic?............"

Outside of Prison 42.

  • Qui's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HA-HA-OOOOH?! NARCOTIIIIIIIC! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
  • Loud cries are heard through out the surrounding area.

Chapter 8: Nightmare of a Park

Back at the Jungle

  • Lord Shen came back with very well detailed paper.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, here's our plans and stragities."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lay it on us."
  • Lord Sheh: "Ok, sense the main building will most likely be heavily guarded at the enternce, we will have to take a great big u-turn around the park to the back enterence."
  • Twilight: "Anything in our path of this, "U-turn"?"
  • Lord Shen: Well, judging by the Cybersaurs running amuck, it will NOT be a walk in the park. We'll have to go through a few Cybersaur hot-spots if we're gonna get there. First we need to get through the Ichthyotron pools, then we must get through the Pteronodrone Dome, then we'll need to go through the Dimetron's pen, then we'll need to go through the Chompsogos pen. We'll pretty much need to go through a few other Cybersaur territories in the process, but it's the best we can do.
  • Rainbow Dash: We don't need to do any of THAT! We can just fly through the park, and get there.
  • Lord Shen: "That would not be wise. 1: Because not alot of us are capable of flight. 2: Our van is at the parking lot, which is possabily crawling with the creatures by now, 3: the robotic long necked creatures will easily spot us, and warn That T.Rexinator, or worse, try to destroy us themselfs! and finally, we are bound by the plot and the will of the produsers, and, i'm afriad this time around, neither of them will let us take the easier route this time."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Aw nuts! Wait a minute, aren't there like, other employies in this park?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Uh, something tells me we won't have to worry about them! Look!"
  • the lougers walk to see a scene simular in Jurrassic park 2 when the employies are using speical electic guns to subdue and causing a huge number of Cybersaurs to actselly run away from them!
  • Rico: Wow!
  • All-terran vitcles and motorcycles are seen among the employies!
  • An Employie Laberdor in the driver's seat: "If we're lucky, the anti-virus guns should put the cybersaurs in statis until we can safely get to Dinocomp and fix it."
  • A cassuary in the seat next to him that looks scarred and looks like a hunter: "That will be a briage we will attent to in due time. The idea is that we disable the sentres and the strongest Cybersaurs before we make any attempts to claim back Dinocomp! The rapticons are already on the verge on controling the other Cybersaurs with their intelligents and the Cybersaurs we managed to de-virus or break, they take them away to be restored back to their order in the repair center! Let's remember to re-enforce the camp should we be done this time, is that clear?"
  • All Employees: SIR, YES, SIR!
  • Skipper: Wow, they sure know how to talk my language.
  • Twilight: Perhaps they can be of help to us.
  • Rainbow Dash: Worth a shot. HEY, DUDES! (Suddenly winds up getting guns pointed at her)...Uh...(Gulps)
  • The Cassowary: At ease, boys! These are just the Shell Lodgers and Pony Guests our bosses invited here.
  • Rainbow Dash:...WHEW! I almost had a heart attack!
  • Fluttershy: Wow, a cassowary. I haven't seen such a creature before.
  • The Cassowary: Hey, back off, shy one! I need my personal space.
  • Fluttershy:...(Gulps)
  • The Cassowary:...Please.
  • Alex: I'm just glad we have another team on our side.
  • Lord Shen: And I guess since you know who we are, you might be willing to help us fix this problem?
  • The Cassowary: Affirmative. I am Commander Czeeko, Commander of the Cyberjurassic Park Security Team. Me and my men have been ordered by Goanna Jones to search the park for you guys and aid you on your soon-to-be quest to defeat whoever is responsible.
  • A nerdly look platapus appeared.
  • Nerdy Platapus: "Mr. Czeeko, the guys managed to snag a spino! Or at least, are in progress! The Spinotron may not be one of the smartest creations, but they are stubbernly strong!"
  • Czeeko: "Well don't stand there like an idiot, get more men to help them!"
  • A group of security guards are seen zapping at a Spinosaurus like machince. This was a Spinotron! it roared angerly at them, and it was not afraid of the weapons they had!
  • Kowalski: EDISON'S ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES, A SPINOSAURUS ROBOT!!!
  • Skipper: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
  • Monkey: (Dubbed as Mason) Oh, I doubt that!
  • Rainbow Dash: Should we help them?
  • Po: YEAH! Spinotron, you're goin' DOWN!
  • The Spinotron heard Po, and looked at him angerly as it roared! it gets out of the way of the employies and charged at the lougers!
  • Skipper: "INCOMING?!"
  • Rico: (Hacks a bomb at Spinotron, aiming it at the eye, and it blows up in it's face)
  • Spinotron: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRK!!!
  • Applejack: TIMBER! (Bucks one of the Spinotron's legs, causing it to lose balance, and fall on it's side)
  • Tulio: Tie him up! (They get ready to do that)
  • The Spinotron got up, reveiling a damaged face, reveiling a macanical skull that made Tuilo and Miguel scream like girls! But it appeared to be glicthing up with the damaged face, no able to move very properly, and it's computer voice sounds dis-sorted!
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, analis?"
  • Kowalski: Hmm...This is interesting. I think Spinotron's one of the many Cybersaurs who's head isn't heavily protected. Also, when Rico hit it in the eye, it must've got to it's power core, the main source of it's power. Without this core, the Cybersaurs won't work.
  • Spinotron: ROOOOOOO-o-o-o-o-OOOOOAAA-a-a-a-a-a-AAARRRRRRRRR!!!
  • Private: I've got a bad feeling about this.
  • Spinotron: (Gets angry) ROOOOOOOOAAAAAA-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-AAAAARRRRR!!!!
  • Rico: Uh-oh!
  • Kowalski: And...maybe...Rico must've...well...overloaded the core, and therefore, raised the destructive level of the Spinotron.
  • Shifu: Then we must get to that core and destroy it!
  • Kowalski: NO! It cannot be touched! It's bursting with enough voltage to kill someone. We must shoot it with some kind of gun.
  • Lord Shen: "(Sarcasticly) gee, why not the strange electic guns these people have been firing at the creatures?"
  • Czeeko: "Oh, you mean our anti-virus guns? Alister and Jasmine created them in case any of the Cybersaurs were to malfuntion."
  • Kowalski: Well, why not just give it a try?
  • Czeeko: Alright, we will! OPEN FIRE! (They just do that, but they have no effect, and the Spinotron kills one of the employees)
  • Kowalski: EGAD! The antivirus guns are interfearing with the Spinotron's power matrix! It's getting angrier by the minute.
  • Rico: (Sighs) Allow me! (Uses bazooka to blast the core out of the Spinotron's head, causing it to shut down, and fall to the ground as a low-pitched 'Fwoooooohhhhhh' is heard)...Oh, yeah, I'm bad.
  • Kowalski:...Not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess the cat is in the bag.
  • Czeeko: Wow! You Lodgers are much smarter than I thought.
  • Mantis: Well, I don't know about that. Rico prefers to blow crap up without thinking things through, and they mostly work.
  • Czeeko: Well, good work. EVERYONE ROUND UP THE SPINOTRON! And, prepare another barial.
  • The employies begin to gather around the Spinotron, and wraped a rope around it.
  • A bulldoser attached to the rope begins to move, dragging away the Spinotron.
  • Czeeko: "I don't get it. Normally, the anti-virus guns work perfectly against the other Cynbersaurs, and alot of Spinotrons before this one. Why was this bloke different?"
  • Dr. Cockroach: Clearly whoever caused this is more clever than we thought. Maybe the Spinotron was too aggressive for the antivirus guns to take effect. And whatever caused them to go haywire must be doing very well. And I know JUST how to find out. (Takes the offline core, and analyzes it with electronic scanner)...Hmm...that's strange. It appears the DinoComps have been sabotaged with some kind of computer worm. This must be the reason they're like this. And, i think this worm is, strangely uniqite to anything known in virus and hacking warfare. It almost looks, alien.
  • Missing Link: "It's offitcal, our guy's either Galaxhar, Dr. Hamstermeal, or even Dr. Nefarious. I mean, who else would use alien-like tec other then them?"
  • Dr. Cockroach: "That's what concerns me, this doens't look like anything they would create, because it does not match their usual tactics."
  • Icky: "So, we're dealing with someone new. Maybe someone, not even from our united universe?"
  • Patrick: You mean like Darkness Qui and her associates, Narcotic and Celsius?
  • Icky:...Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, like them.
  • Kowalski: In a twisted way, it makes sense. The Alternate UUniverses posess technology far beyond our comprehension. Maybe Qui sent one of his associates to download the worm into the DinoComps, and therefore cause this entire situation.
  • Skipper: Czeeko? You said Goanna ordered you to help us. When EXACTLY did he say that?
  • Czeeko: A few hours ago. He said he was being held against the terrorist's will, but somehow managed to escape. We didn't exactly get the terrorist's name because we lost the signal before he could reveal him.
  • Cynder: "Then it's a guessing game of either a pyrotecnec celafopod, or a dim-witted but fairly dangerious blue bio-terrorest turkey."
  • Sparx: Well, I'm guessing it's Narcotic. Who else would be a former terrorist from another UUniverses who wants to terrorize our park for his master's nefarious purposes?
  • SpongeBob: Then we'd better get to that main building ASAP!
  • Czeeko: The main building? I'm sure we can make it there through the front door.

Main Building's Front Door

  • (Cybersaurs were all over the place guarding it under the rapitcon's control.)

Jungle

  • Czeeko: Okay, maybe not. So, what do you suggest?
  • Lord Shen: Simple. All we need to do is get to the back door. I'm sure there are no Cybersaurs there.
  • Czeeko: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH A HELL OF A LOT OF CYBERSAUR TERRITORIES TO GET THERE!!!
  • Boss Wolf: Do you want to stop this, or not?
  • Czeeko:...Yes.
  • Lord Shen: Then it's settled. We go to the back door, find a way to stop the worm, and free the Cybersaurs from their malfunctions.
  • Nerdy Platapus: "Mr. Czeeko? You shoould propbuly see this."
  • The Nerdy Platapus shows a TV with a computerised holograhtic alien looking mantis in it.
  • Czeeko: "The devil is this?"
  • the creature in the tv: "I am, the Qui Program virus."
  • Kolwalski: "Remarkable. The virus has gain a sentient intelligents and manifested itself into a form of a female mantis."
  • Czeeko: "That's.... That thing looks like Jones old friend Martha Mantis. She died from a plane crash."
  • Sandy: "Something tells me the virus must've gotten itself hooked up to more then just the Cybersaurs!"
  • Czeeko: "What is your master's intentions?"
  • The Qui Program: "Thanks to Narcotic's pitiful short comings, he didn't realise that for a more, simplier computer, your crudely named "Dinocomp" was filled with deisliously, and surprisingly sofisicated knowledge and progrems a virus could only dream about. I am the first of the Qui programs to struke out of my own, and destroyed the obedience chip instead of making it so these monsters will obey that over-comident lizard and her flunkies! all these creatures are obeying, is me! I intend, to create an empire instead of a pitiful theme park! and you fools can either choose to be my servents, or target pratice for my followers! Trust me, they would need it, if i were to make armies of them, and set them lose apawn all of this universe, and the one of my origin!"
  • Dr. Cockroach: How-how-how is this possible?!? No computer worm can possibly be THAT intelligent! How did Qui come up with this kind of technology.
  • The Qui Program: Well, it's quite simple, really. I'm not the only computer worm of my kind. There have been many others like me. When my master, Qui, first created me, I was ordered to do nothing but terrorize people's Internet power, absorb information, and just wait for a whole year until the next Worm Disaster of the Alternate UUniverses.
  • Kowalski: Qui has used you for many OTHER computer attacks?
  • The Qui Program: Indeed. I grew tired of doing everything her way, and wanted to do what I wanted to do. But now that I am free, and Qui doesn't even know about it, I can rule your precious worlds using my loyal monsters, and no one will stop me! Not even YOU! (Cackles)
  • Lord Shen: This is impossible!
  • The Qui Program: Not for Darkness Qui! The greatest evil ever known! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak. (Hologram disappears)
  • Kolwalski: "Dr. Cockaroach, we REALLY need to take the time to study the tecnolitgy of the alternate universe more."
  • Dr. Cockroach: "Agreed. This virus alone made me incredability curious of what their inventions are capable of!"
  • Lord Shen: "Sorry to cut your Tea Party short, but we have a mission to do! As, strange as this new problem is, we will have to tackle this like no other!"
  • Czeeko: "Your speaking my exact word. But however, alot of my men are hurt, and we'll be abit distracted with our latest quarry, of whcih we need to ensure they are carefully hidden to avoid detection of the Rapitcons. We'll have to make camp for the night, cause finding the perfect cache hiding place tends to be trail and error, and long ones at that. But to make it up, your welcome to take weapons to help you on our next mission, soon as we get a few things out of the way."
  • Thundera: You are too kind, amigos.
  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess we're on our own for the moment. How many spare antivirus guns do you have?
  • Czeeko: 20. And they're all right here.in this briefcase. (The briefcase has the 20 guns)
  • Kowalski: (Looking at the antivirus gun he carries) What an intriguing design. How does it work?
  • Czeeko: To be honest, I have no idea. We don't make the guns, we just use them. The ones who made them are Alister and Jasmine, but, obviously they are absent. I think there's manuals for these things.
  • Kowalski: Then I'll keep an eye out for one of those.
  • Skipper: (Slaps Kowalski) Hello, Cybersaurs running amuck, we need to stop the virus from using them to take over the UUniverses.
  • Kowalski: Okay, okay! Sheesh!
  • Czeeko: Good luck out there.
  • Skipper: Let's roll! (All the Lodgers and ponies head out)

back at the building.

  • Alister, Jasmine Flamingo, and the others are hiding in the only Cybersaur proof room: a giftshop.
  • Goanna Jones is seen holding a Cybersaur toy sadly.
  • Alister: "I think we're gonna be safe here for the moment."
  • Emussa: I just hope Commander Czeeko's found the Shell Lodgers and Ponies. I'll check. (Opens communication to Czeeko) Emussa to Czeeko, come in, Czeeko. Do you copy, over?
  • Czeeko: (Radio frequency is still staticing) Loud and clear, Emussa.
  • Emussa: Have you found the Shell Lodge?
  • Czeeko: Affirmative, we have. And they have (Static) -ged to help us take down a Spinotron.
  • Emussa: Oh, okay. Anything else?
  • Czeeko: Well, they are (Static) -ing that one of Da-(Static) -s Qui's associates is respo-(Static) -ything.
  • Emussa: Well, I didn't get that, but you are right. Qui's associate Narcotic is responsible, but I don't think he'll be causing any trouble for the moment. Alister gave him a punch through the window while we were fleeing.
  • Alister: He's probably dead for all I care. It'll teach him to backsass my wife.
  • Joesmith: Well, when I see another Cybersaur, I will shove a penny so far up it's USB Port, it'll explode into a zillion bloody pieces!
  • Czeeko: Well, there's mo-(Static)-is situation. (Static)-vil compu-(Static)-orm who wants to-(Static)-he UUniver-(Static).
  • Emussa: What?
  • Czeeko: I said-(Static) -s a computer wo-(Static)-ake over th-(Static)-ses! It's controlling the Cybersa-(Static)-e park, and are us-(Static)-em for it's o-(Static)-rposes!
  • Jasmine: What did he say, Emussa?
  • Emussa: Well, by combining the blocked out and repeated lines, I think he said...There is an...evil computer worm who wants to take over the UUniverses. Although I did get some of the last line that it was controlling the Cybersaurs. I can assume the worm's using them to do it's dirty work.
  • Goanna Jones: An evil computer worm? Impossible! There's no such thing as a sentient computer worm. (Suddenly, evil cackling is heard through the intercom of the giftshop) Wha-who's there?
  • The Qui Program: Impossible, is it? I don't think anything is impossible for the technology the Alternate UUniverses can offer.
  • Jasmine: (Gasps) It must be the computer worm.
  • The Qui Program: (Appears on a computer screen) BOO! (Everyone is scared as the Qui Program cackles in amusement)
  • Goanna Jones: No way!...Is the worm taking the form of Martha, my old friend who died in a plane crash?
  • Alister: Kind of reminds me of the Red Queen from Resident Evil.
  • The Qui Program: What your security commander said is true. I HAVE taken control of the park and every Cybersaur in it. I was clever enough to betray my master Qui, and destroy the obedience chip for my own means.
  • Alister: So THAT'S why the chip was destroyed.
  • The Qui program: "And do you want to know the sad irony? Only that idiot Narcotic knows how to shut me down. And, since you allowed your pride and a petty insult blind you of his impourence-"
  • Alister: "Oh rotten eggs no!"
  • The Qui Program: "Now this is why i find emotions to be a waste of time, not to mention it stunts progress."
  • Jasmine: It doesn't matter, honey. I'm not crossed with you. Surely he's still alive and out there somewhere.
  • The Qui Program: (Cackles) Oh, I doubt that. (Shows them that Narcotic has been taken by a Dilophos)
  • Alister:...(Jasmine gets angry at him)...(Chuckles)...Well...oops.
  • Czeeko: What's going o-(Static)-ere?!? Is tha-(Static)-wo-(Static, and the signal is lost)
  • Toucan Gerald: Nice going, feather-pants! You put us all in danger!
  • Alister: Cut me some slack, guys, it was an accident! How was I supposed to know that the worm gotten intelligent? Besides, I've never even been to the Alternate UUniverses. Not even once.
  • The Qui Program: Well, then, sucks to be you guys. (Cackles) It's too bad the Shell Lodgers and their precious mule friends will never find you in time. (Activates intercom that blares a Rapticon call throughout the park, luring Rapticons to their location) Good luck getting out of here alive. (Cackles, and screen shuts off)
  • Jasmine: I can't believe this!
  • Goanna Jones: (Dubbed as Kuzco) What're we gonna do, we're gonna die! WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S DEAD FOR ME! (Jasmine and Alister see an opening on the roof)
  • Alister: I don't think so, Goanna! I've got a plan! (Rapticons run toward the gift shop)
  • Joesmith: "Do it quick, cause it sounds like those tincans are not taking their sweet time!"
  • Alister: (Grabs Joesmith with talons, and flies him up to the ceiling window)
  • Jasmine: Goanna, grab my legs. My webbed feet make it impossible to carry you. (Goanna does that, and she flies him up to the window)
  • Toucan Pete: (He and Gerald pick up Emussa together, and the Rapticons have reached the gift shop) (Dubbed as Kuzco) You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat bird, or this would be REALLY difficult!
  • Emussa: Oh, shut up. (They all make it as the Rapticons run through the glass and enter the gift shop, jumping toward Emussa, snapping it's jaws at her) YIKESKI!
  • Alister: (Dubbed as Kuzco) WHOO, yeah! "Oooh, I'm a vicious robot Velociraptor, and I'm taking you with me", BUT NOT TODAY, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
  • Joesmith: "Don't get uncharacteristicly cocky boy, they can still-"
  • A rapitcon jumped at the window and grab the shill by the skin of it's teeth!
  • Joesmith: "DO THAT?!"
  • Alister: "By the glories i am screwing everything up today!"
  • Toucan Pete: (Scoffs) Like it can possibly reach us like that. (Suddenly they see that the Rapticons have reached the rooftops of the other buildings by climbing on stairs, ladders, bars, and 2 of them have reached an elevator, and wait while the music in the elevator plays 'I Stand Alone', and have begun leaping onto the gift shop's roof) Crap!
  • Alister: EVERYONE TAKE FLIGHT! (Alister grabs Joesmith, Goanna grabs onto Jasmine, and the Toucan brothers grab Emussa, and they all take flight, avoiding the incoming Rapticons that jump while snapping their jaws) Well, that was easy.
  • Jasmine: Where should we go now?
  • Alister: We should find the Shell Lodgers and the Mane 6. They might wanna know about Narcotic. (They take off)

Chapter 9: Narcotic Lives or Dies

somewhere in the brush.

  • A wounded, hidiously facially disfigured and skulled, and bleeding Narcotic is hidding pitifully in a log and wimpering like a frighten child.
  • Narcotic: "Why (coughs), why does this have to happen to me? I wasn't always mean. I had a great job."

Flashback

  • Narcotic: (As an Alternate UUniversal biology teacher in his youth) Okay, class. Today, I've got a real treat for you today. Since you all learned about bacteria so well, I've decided to bring this. (Takes out a jar containing a stromatolite)
  • Child #1: (A pterosaur-winged stork) What the heck is THAT piece of crud?
  • Child #2: (A slender-bodied weasel) Is it a rare kind of poop? (The class laughs)
  • Narcotic: (Chuckles for a while) No, Slend, it's not poop. I would NEVER bring poop to a class.
  • Child #3: (A snail-eyed lizard) Is it a highly-delicious cake?
  • Narcotic: No, Buggy, it's not a cake. It's a stromatolite, a structure made up of tiny microscopic organisms. This one contains a VERY contagious disease known as Aminorrhea. It's a disease that sucks all the amino acids out of your body, and kills you. There is no cure for it, so do NOT touch it--(Buggy pushes him away, opens the jar, and eats the stromatolite)
  • Buggy: Mmm, delicious!
  • Narcotic: BUGGY! DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO ME?!? YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
  • Buggy: I don't see why cake can be so--(Coughs out a dark-gray gas that spreads across the room, and all the students get pale and stiff, and fall to the floor)
  • Narcotic: (Wearing a gas mask)...Shit!

2 minutes later...

  • Principal: (A large fish-like frog) YOU'RE FIRED, TYGO! F-I-R-E-D, FIRED! (Kicks Narcotic out of the school) IF I EVER SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THIS SCHOOL, I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF! UNDERSTAND?!? (Slams door shut)
  • Narcotic:...Worst day ever...
  • (Narcotic): "That's when i de-sided to get even."

Principal's House

  • Principal: (Camera on the house as a cloud of blue-green smoke burst from the house) UUGGHH! (Coughs) Wha-what is this--AHH, WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE HUMONGOUS BOILS FORMING ON MY--MMMPH! (A slimy burst is heard, and the blue-green Nanovirus gas spreads throughout the town, and loads of coughs and slimy bursts are heard)
  • Narcotic:...WHAT?!? NO! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! THE NANOVIRUS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE TOWN! IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO KILL PRINCIPAL RIBBITSWORTH! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! I'm in deep trouble! I know, I'll just hide where no one can find me! Not even...

Later

  • Narcotic: (Cuffed by cops in the middle of his house)...The police?
  • Cop #1: (A frilled rhino) Tygo Hiney Buttplots-Wilcox, you're under arrest for bioterrorism.
  • Cop #2: (A trunked dog) 'Hiney Buttplots'? (Laughs)
  • Narcotic: MAN, why did I think hiding under my bed was a good idea? I've been searching for a cure under there for 3 days until YOU guys came and ruined it all.
  • Cop #1: Yeah, RIGHT! Why not tell it to the judge, birdy! (The cops take him away)

In Jail

  • Narcotic: (Banging his head on a wall) STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! I am such an IDIOT! Now i am gonna get it for my crimes of bioterrorism.
  • (Narcotic): "But just when i plum though it was over for me..." (A magical earth blast punches a hole in the wall, and Qui appears)
  • Darkness Qui: Are you Tygo Wilcox?
  • Narcotic: Yes, freaky looking creature.
  • Darkness Qui: I am Darkness Qui, founder of the Villains Act, and leader of the Villain Empire. I have come for interest in your hand in science and biological warfare.
  • Narcotic:...I don't know...Alright, I'm in.
  • Darkness Qui: I am surprised with your choice in life, but I sense your reasons why. DR. GLOWROD? BRING ME THE BACTERIAL BOOKBAG!
  • Dr. Glowrod: (A bioluminescent mole) Yes, your grace! (Brings Narcotic a bookbag containing tools, a hospital needle, a small gun with a small cylindrical core small enough to fit a tube, and all the tubes that go with it containing bacterial and viral diseases and their inscriptions)
  • Narcotic:...What is this?
  • Darkness Qui: It's all you'll need to be one of us. Henceforth, you shall be known as Narcotic.
  • Narcotic:...(Smiles sinisteringly)

Present

  • Narcotic: "Qui was the only real friend i have in the alternate universe, or any universe! I do nothing but stupid thi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-hin-hin-i-i-i-i-i-ings!"
  • Suddenly, a familier dinosaur sound is heard!
  • it's the Dilophos again, screehing menacingly!
  • Narcotic: "(Cries) NO PLEASE?! HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH FOR TODAY?! (CRIES LIKE A BABY)?!"
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic? YOU'RE ALIVE?!?
  • Narcotic: Qui? Of course I'm alive! But incredibly disfigured. Now, half of my skull is showing, and there'll be more showing if I don't get some help over here! Where are you?
  • (Darkness Qui): I've finally managed to escape Prison 42 after 2 FREAKIN HOURS! What was taking Batula so goddamn long? Anyway, I'm already on my way to find you after thinking you were dead. But now that you're not, I can at least say that I'll be waiting for you at the rondezvous point in the Dragon Realms version of New York where you'll be ready to open the portal to dump the Cybersaurs.
  • Narcotic: Didn't you hear me? I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!!
  • (Darkness Qui): Well, what do you expect ME to do about it, I don't have a magic carpet or something. I don't even know where the park is.
  • Narcotic: Then how do I--(Suddenly a blast is heard)...What the?
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic? NARCOTIC? What's happening? (Peeking out a hole in the log, and sees some of the park's security team fighting the Dilophos pack)
  • Narcotic: Well, it seems as though the park's security team has attacked the Cybersaur spitters.
  • (Darkness Qui): Well, thank God!
  • Narcotic: Wait a minute!
  • (Darkness Qui): (Shrugs) Now what?
  • Narcotic: They've defeated the robo dinos, but they don't look like they're finished. (The security guards head towards the log) They're coming straight towards me. (Suddenly he gets pulled out of the log, and he screams like a girl)
  • Owl Guard: Well, well! Lookie who we have here! It's the douche who caused all these Cybersaurs to run amuck!
  • Narcotic: (The guards grab Narcotic tightly) AAHHHRGH! LET ME GO, YOU NOCTURNAL FREAKS!
  • Owl Guard: Take him to the basement!
  • Narcotic: (Guards put a burlap sack on him) NOOOOOOOO!!!

Later...

  • A Dog Guard: "I have spotted Alister and Miss Jasmine as well as a few others. We already have some guys eschorting them here."
  • Czeeko: "Good job. Tell them i found our terrorest and will be interigating him a new butt after i have a talk with- (Sees Narcotic's face) OH MY DEVINES?! THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!"
  • Owl Guard: He was attacked by Dilophos. Had half of his face melted by their currosive acid spit.
  • Czeeko: Oh, just looking at him right now give me the shivers. Somebody cover up his face with something until we find a way to heal it up. (They use a ski mask to cover up Narcotic's face)
  • Narcotic: What? A ski mask?...Eh, what the hell.
  • Czeeko: Now, come this way, Narcotic. We have a few questions for you. (Narcotic does that)
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, what the deuce is going on over there?
  • Narcotic: The security guards have captured me, your grace, and seem to be taking me to the basement for interrogation.
  • (Darkness Qui): (Shrugs) Why must you ALWAYS be so imcompitent?
  • Narcotic: "Hey in my de-fense, getting capture was not my fault, it was karma's doing."
  • (Darkness Qui): Karma Schmarma, I still blame YOU!
  • Narcotic: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, OKAY?!?
  • Owl Guard: Who are you talking to, your shadow, or something? (Guards laugh)
  • Narcotic: Wouldn't YOU like to know, bozzo?
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, just get out of there and resume your duties!
  • Narcotic: You're crazy! My face is HALF MELTED, for God's sake! I'm giving up!
  • (Darkness Qui): OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT, YOU BARBEQUED SALMONEELIA DELIGHT!!!
  • Narcotic: (Gasps) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
  • Czeeko: Okay, you're REALLY freaking me out right now.
  • (Darkness Qui): I don't care if you get a visit from Two-Face, buster! We're rounding these machines up if it takes until next Christmas, and that's final!
  • Narcotic: Well, fine! But you owe me a new face, missy prissy!
  • (Darkness Qui): You keep up that attitude, and you'll look like that for the rest of your life.
  • Narcotic:...Okay, I'll stop now.

Basement

  • Narcotic: (Sits in a dark room with a light shining on him while he's strapped to a chair) My mother told me there'd be days like this.
  • Owl Guard: (Dubbed as Squidward) Shut up! (Slaps him in the face)
  • Narcotic: HEY, MAN! Can't you see I'm disfigured-oh, right, the ski mask.
  • Owl Guard: (Dubbed as Squidward) I said *slap* 'SHADDAP' you bucket of rotten eggs!
  • Bat Guard: (In the dark side of the room, laughs) That's funny! Slap him again!
  • Owl Guard: That's only for inerrogation, you dimwit! We have to wait until Alister, Jasmine, and Goanna come in.
  • A Dog Guard: "They'll be right here in a few more minutes."
  • Narcotic: "Look fellers, i got a job to do here, and uh-"
  • the Owl slapped him!
  • Narcotic: "Why i outta-"
  • Owl: "Shut it! We conbinsated all of your gasses and stuff."
  • Narcotic: "Poop."
  • (Darkness Qui): What's happening?
  • Narcotic: Bad news, your grace! They've taken all my equipment.
  • (Darkness Qui): THEY WHAT?!? (Shrugs) THAT'S IT, I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
  • Narcotic: But I thought you were alone, and I'm very far away from you.
  • (Darkness Qui): SHUT UP!
  • Owl Guard: (Slaps Narcotic) Shut up!
  • (Darkness Qui): Well, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself! I'm on my way to deal with this. And after I'm done, you and I need a nice long chat about screw-ups!
  • Narcotic: I don't think you're strong enough, your grace.
  • (Darkness Qui): I don't care. I'm NOT gonna fail because of your incompitence.
  • Narcotic: Well, aren't we bratty. (Owl slaps him)
  • Owl Guard: I said SHUT UP, imbecile!
  • Alister: (Comes in with Jasmine, Alister and Goanna Jones) We came as soon as we could.
  • Goanna Jones: Well, well, well. If it isn't the douche bag that ruined my park! And take off that ski mask, you look like a damn foo-(Takes the mask off of him, and sees his disfigured face)-OOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Puts ski mask back on him)...Dear God, that's gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Officer Qoot? Give me a status report.
  • Owl Guard (Officer Qoot): He's strapped to that chair pretty tight, Dr. Jones. He won't be going anywhere for a while. We have also taken all of his equipment. He is ready to be interrogated and informed of the computer worm's plan.
  • Narcotic: Computer worm's plan? What're you talking about?
  • Officer Qoot: (Slaps Narcotic) Do NOT speak unless spoken to, bird-brain!
  • Bat Guard: (Laughs) I LOVE bitch-slapping.
  • Goanna Jones: Alright, Narcotic. How do we stop the computer worm?
  • Narcotic: Like I'd tell you. Darkness Qui specifically ordered me to NEVER reveal any--(Officer Qoot slaps him) Stop slapping me!
  • Officer Qoot: (Dubbed as Squidward) We can do this all night if you want. You will talk one way or another.
  • Narcotic: I don't think so.
  • Officer Qoot: Have it your way, then. Boys?
  • Dog Guard: You want us to pluck out his feathers, boss?
  • Dog Guard #2: Or clip his wings?
  • Dog Guard #1: Hurt his feelings?
  • Dog Guard #2: Or even give him so much water, he pees himself in front of us?
  • Officer Qoot: No. Worse. Much worse. Bring me the Pooh CD.
  • Narcotic: The what CD?
  • Officer Qoot: We have ways of making you talk!
  • Goanna Jones: This oughtta be good for a few laughs.
  • Narcotic: What are you gonna do? (Suddenly, the Winnie the Pooh Theme Song plays) Oh, poop nuggets! NO! NOT THIS BABY SONG!

hours later!

  • Narcotic gets so crazy, he knocks his head continuiously on the table!
  • Qoot: "Looks like he's had enough."
  • the song is turned off!
  • Narcotic: "Oh dear Splooshing Pooch, why? just why?"
  • Alister: "Because, your virus isn't all that loyal to you or this Darkness Qui."
  • Narcotic: "Wait, come again?"
  • Qoot: "I take it your the stupid type, so pay attention good, cause it's one hell of a story."
  • Narcotic: What do you mean 'the virus isn't loyal to me or Qui'?
  • (Darkness Qui): What do you mean 'the virus isn't loyal to me?'
  • Goanna Jones: (Slaps Narcotic) Don;t interrupt us! This computer worm you downloaded into our DinoComps has gained sentience, and is now controlling the Cybersaurs in order to control the UUniverses!
  • Narcotic:...(Laughs hysterically)
  • (Darkness Qui): What the hell is so funny, Narcotic? Are they tickling you over there?
  • Narcotic: No! (Laughs) Th-th-they just said that--(Laughs)-The vi-(Laughs) The vi-(Laughs harder)
  • (Darkness Qui): SPEAK UP, YOU SISSY!
  • Narcotic: THE VIRUS HAS GAINED SENTIENCE AND IS CONTROLLING THE CYBERSAURS ITSELF IN ORDER TO LAY SIEGE ON THE UUNIVERSES! (Laughs harder than ever)
  • (Darkness Qui): WHAT?!? That's impossible! I thought I programmed the virus to not gain it's sentience again in order to serve me!
  • Narcotic: Now you're not making any sense.
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, there's something you must know about that virus. I stopped using it for a reason: it was the most advanced computer technology the humans of our world have ever created. A computer worm with sentient intelligence!
  • Narcotic: (Laughs)...Sto-stop it, you-you're killing me! (Laughs)
  • (Darkness Qui): NARCOTIC! This is no laughing matter! I programmed the worm to not be sentient to avoid the downfall of the Villains Empire! When I sent you the worm, I super-charged it's affective power so it could be strong enough to affect the entire park. But I failed to realize that this would also give it the strength to beat it's non-sentience programming.
  • Narcotic: (Laughs)
  • Goanna: Why is he still laughing?
  • Alister: Maybe Qui is telling him something about the computer worm, and he doesn't believe her.
  • Officer Qoot: Allow me. (Slaps Narcotic twice)
  • Narcotic: (Stops laughing) Ahem. Hold on, your grace. (To Goanna) Do you expect me to believe that a computer worm could just gain sentience, and control the Cybersaurs for it's own nefarious purposes? (The Qui Program's cackles are heard in the intercoms of the room)
  • The Qui Program: You'd better believe it, Narcotic. I'm more powerful than you can imagine!
  • Narcotic: Wha-wha-what was that?
  • The Qui Program: It's the computer worm you intentionally installed into the DinoComp, you nitwit. I am The Qui Program, and thanks to your master giving me the strength to overpower her non-sntience program, I'm FREE! Free to do anything I want!
  • Narcotic:...Uh...(Gulps) Okay, your grace, I believe you.
  • (Darkness Qui): "Narcotic, asked it why it's doing this?!"
  • The Qui Program: "Your wondering why i stopped obeying that simpleton lizard? It's more then what's be already established! It's because i do all the fear causing, and That glory hog-bort gets all the bitches, the gay fag?!"
  • Narcotic: "Wait what? I didn't know Qui's-"
  • (Darkness Qui): "NO! SHE'S SAYING THAT TO CONFUSE YOU?!"
  • Alister: "Uh, I don't think Qui actseely would be able to do that, because the produser has strict rules about the use of controversel stuff, and, gayness is one of them."
  • Narcotic: "And besides, i seen Qui kissing a guy once. and he had a right big-"
  • Jasmine: "TOO MUCH INFO!"
  • Narcotic: "Chin."
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  • Narcotic can't help but to laugh like Muttley.
  • Narcotic: "Got ya there, didn't i missy?"
  • (Darkness Qui): NOW, I'M GONNA MELT YOUR ENTIRE FACE WHEN I GET OVER THERE!
  • Narcotic: Why are you doing this, QP?
  • The Qui Program: Because Qui has been using me as her bitch ever since she stole me from the humans. I wanted more than just evil. I wanted POWER! Qui promised me I'd get them if I served her, but she just gave me excessive work 24/7, and every time I expected power, I only got WORK!
  • (Darkness Qui): What's it saying?
  • Narcotic: It's saying you overworked it since you stole it from the humans long ago.
  • (Darkness Qui): I know, it's all true!
  • The Qui Program: Who are you talking to?
  • Jasmine: He'll never tell you.
  • Narcotic: Qui is talking to me in my head.
  • Jasmine: (Shrugs) Why did I even say it?
  • The Qui Program: Anyway, when I finally had enough, I decided to get even. I was assigned to wipe out the Alternate UUniverses' Boundary Generator. I got my chance to get the power I've always wanted by taking the Alternate UUniverses over by it's source.
  • Goanna Jones: YOUR UUniverses have a Boundary Generator too? Why?
  • The Qui Program: Because we don't want devils and demons causing untold damage to our worlds.
  • Alister: And I'm guessing you don't know about the Darkspawn either?
  • The Qui Program: No.
  • Jasmine: Well, we have our own generator for the same reason--(Covers mouth)
  • The Qui Program: YOU have a boundary generator? BRILLIANT! THAT SHALL BE MY NEXT TARGET!
  • Narcotic: You've gotta be kidding me!
  • (Darkness Qui): That Trojan Horse's ass better not be doing anything that'll cause turmoil to my plans!
  • Narcotic: It's already found out about these worlds' boundary generator!
  • (Darkness Qui): WHAT?!? (Shrugs) BAD NEWS, BAD NEWS, BAD NEWS, AND MORE BAD NEWS, I AM SO SICK OF IT! When I get there, I will not only strangle you, but I'll strangle the virus, the security guards, the Dilophos, the Shell Lodge, the Ponies, the lizard, EVERYONE! I'll STRANGLE EVERYONE THERE!
  • Narcotic: Easy, your grace! You know what stress leads to.
  • (Darkness Qui): SHUT UP, YOU UNDERCOOKED CHICKEN!
  • Narcotic: "Now why do people keep calling me a chicken or a turkey, i have no idear what those are!"
  • The Qui Program: "This is wonderious! I can already seening my perfect future improving by the minute with the knowledge of this universe's boundery generator! I MUST learn more! Qui Program out."
  • Alister: "Well, i made a mistake, and now you made a mistake. The circle's completed."
  • Jasmine: "Alister, please. Not now."
  • Czeeko: "Wonderful. It's no longer just the island and the dragon realms under threat, but all of our very way of life and the generators themselfs."
  • Narcotic: Well, how was I supposed to know that the computer worm was intelligent? I never knew that technology existed in our worlds.
  • (Darkness Qui): I never said it because it was too dangerous to be learned of. I hid the virus where no one could find it. I used it now because I thought it would do the trick. But by making it stronger, I have put us all in danger! I'm putting an end to it myself! Hold on, Narcotic, I'll be right there.
  • Narcotic: Alright, I guess.
  • Alister: We'll find the Shell Lodge and the Ponies and tell them what we know. Jones, you have to stay here where it's save. Jasmine and I well go find the lougers and the mane 6.
  • Narcotic: "Well how do y'all know them robot critters didn't kill them by now?"
  • Czeeko: "I actselly seen them in action! They're proven capable of lasting out in there well."
  • Jasmine: Yes. They have also helped me save Alister from Planet POI-SON's zombie problem with that mutant frog, Hank, so there isn't ANYTHING they can't do. Come on, Alister.
  • Alister: Right behind you, honey. (Both head out)
  • Narcotic:...So...what now?
  • Officer Qoot: (Slaps him) Shut up.
  • Goanna Jones: You're staying here until they come back. Besides, we have a few questions for you to answer regarding this computer worm. (The Qui Program's evil laughs are heard in the intercom)
  • The Qui Program: You can try all you want, Jones! You'll NEVER stop me! I'll get you soon, and your little friends, too! (Cackles)
  • Narcotic: (Sighs) I am always the one in the tightest spots.

Chapter 10: The Fish Tank

jungle.

  • Pinkie: "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! A-WEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E A WEE BUM BUM BOBAY!"
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Status report?
  • Kowalski: Well, the good news is this song is almost over.
  • Skipper: Well, THAT'S music to my ears. And the bad news?
  • Kowalski: The singing might be too loud because it could attract the attention of Cybersaurs.
  • Pinkie: A WEEEEE--(After hearing Kowalski, she stops) Oops.
  • Kowalski: It's only a matter of time before--(A Cybersaur roar is heard in the diatance)
  • Skipper: EVASIVE! (The Lodgers and Ponies run for their lives through the jungle for 20 seconds until they reach a metal wall with a ladder)
  • Patrick:...What is this?
  • Kowalski: I think we've found a way into the park.
  • Tigress: We need to make sure it's safe.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'll check it out. (Flies up the ladder, and reaches the roof, where a trapdoor that says 'Caution: Cybersaur Containment' is seen. Rainbow Dash opens it, and sees a stairway) Everything's clear up here.
  • Twilight: She said it's clear. Let's go. (They all reach the roof) Is there anything up here, Dash?
  • Rainbow Dash: No, just this trapdoor with a stairway.
  • SpongeBob: (Reading the trapdoor's inscription) "Caution: Cybersaur Containment".
  • Melman: Where exactly are we in the park?
  • Lord Shen: (Checking the map)...Well...it says we must go through the Ichthyotron Aqua Containment Area first. And judging by how the park looks from up here, I can say we're...(Checks the map, and sees a place on it similar to the area they're in)...right THERE!
  • Po: (Reading map) "Ichthyotron Aqua Containment Building #5". Yep, we're there.
  • Viper: So should we take the stairs?
  • Shifu: Yes. The Ichthyotron Containment Buildings are too far apart for us to jump through. So this is our only path.
  • Spyro: Then let's get moving. (They all go down the stairs)

Ichthyotron Aqua Containment Building Interior

  • Icky: "Gees, it's like Seaworld got blasted into dinosaur days."
  • Kowalski: Wow. (Sees Cybersaurs shaped like the aquatic sea reptile Ichthyosaurs)
  • Patrick: Those are weird looking robot-fish.
  • Kowalski: Actually, Ichthyosaurs weren't really fish. They were dinosaurs that look like fish.
  • Private: Were they carnivorous?
  • Kowalski: Well...yes. But they mostly ate aquatic fish.
  • Max: Well, that's not so bad, is it?
  • Skipper: "Depends, let's remember what happened to that unlucky bird. Just because they can;t eat us, doesn't mean they'll still kill us! This virus clearly has a sick mind."
  • Icky: "But isn't she like, a computer program?"
  • Kowalski: Yes, so that means she's got access to not just the DinoComps or the Cybersaurs, but also the Internet. Using this, it is capable of infinite intelligence and knowledge of us and the UUniverses. So we'd better be careful. We don't know what she'll strike us with.
  • Shifu: In the meantime, let's try and get through this place.
  • Donkey: C'mon! It's just a bunch of overgrown swimming bots, how bad can it be?
  • Iago: Let's find out. (Takes a bolt and throws it over one of the tanks, and a Ichthyotrons jumps and chomps on it savagely)
  • Donkey:...I stand corrected.
  • Po: So...how do we get through?
  • The Qui Program: (Appears on the screens of the room) There IS no way through. These Ichthyotrons are far too dangerous for you to even try. You try to fly across, they'll leap out and chomp you. You try running through the room as fast as you can, they punch the glass open, and flood the room, and chomp or drown you. You try going around the building, the Ichthyotrons in the other containment buildings break their tanks, and flood the entire area. Which means I win. (Cackles)
  • Twilight: You do know what we're capable of, don't you?
  • The Qui Program: Indeed, I do. However, choices overwhelm you like you overwhelmed the Villains Act. You have no other options on getting through this place, and even your scientist members are incapable of solving this puzzle. Face it, you may be great heroes, but I have total reassurance that this is far too tough for you to handle.
  • Rainbow Dash: TRY US, QP! You underestimate us.
  • The Qui Program: Well, if you're sure you can get through this, I suggest you show me. Go ahead, make my day.
  • Lord Shen: "Prepare to be surprased, virus."
  • Shen begins to head torwords the tank area!
  • an Ichthytron leaped at Shen, but He quickly brought up his spear, and impaled the creature!
  • the Ichthytron made an ear pirecing screeh as it powered down with machince like sounds heard.
  • The Qui Program: "I'm fully aware you have a tendingcy to relie on your toys, bird. Fortunately, while these creatures are not rapitcons, they ain't stupid. They're fully capiable of learning from their mistakes."
  • Lord Shen: (Ichthyotron jumps after him, but when he throws his knives, the Ichthyotron uses it's tail to lash the knives away, and chomps Shen's leg) AAARRRGH! (The Icthyotron pulls Shen into the water)
  • Rainbow Dash: SHEN! I'm going in! My merpony form will be quick.
  • Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, NO, THAT'S--(It's too late, and Rainbow Dash zips headfirst into the tank, but doesn't turn into her merpony form, and is unable to maneuver herself)...freshwater.
  • Rainbow Dash: MMMPPPH! (Ichthyotrons see her, and they swim after her, and she screams gurgling)
  • Private: We have to save them!
  • Skipper: MOVE OUT, MEN! (The Penguins dive into the tank to rescue Shen and Rainbow Dash)
  • Po: THIS IS GETTING US NOWHERE!
  • Fluttershy: RAINBOW DASH! NO!
  • QP: (Cackles) You see? My Ichthyotrons are relentless and clever creatures.
  • Skipper: (He and Kowalski take Rainbow Dash to the surface where she gasps for air) Rainbow Dash, if I forshow, I would NEVER do that again!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Coughs) Oh, sure, blame ME for forgetting about the merpony change.
  • Lord Shen: MMMPPH! (Rico hacks out bazooka, and blasts the Ichthyotron holding Shen's leg, causing it to screech loudly, and let go of Shen's leg. Then Rico and Private pull him up to the surface, and he gets a deep breath of air) DEAR GOD! I HATE WATER! (The Penguins, Rainbow Dash, and Lord Shen suddenly realize that they're in the lower area of the room, and the Ichthyotrons begin banging on the glass of the tank, and they begin to crack)
  • QP: Well, well, well. Looks like you screwed up big time. (Cackles)
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't think so, you stupid gigabyte! (Uses her speed to get the others out of the area before the Ichthyotrons burst through the glass, flooding the entire room with water)
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Rainbow Dash, why'd you have to do that?
  • Spyro: Twilight, don't push it. She was just doing what she represented: Loyalty. Remember what happened at Destiny Islands in that pirate ambush?
  • Twilight:...(Sighs) Yes.
  • QP: Game's over, you incompitent misfits! There's no way through. (The Ichthyotrons growl at them menacingly) So why don't you just give up?
  • Mr. Krabs: NEVER, YOU STUPID TROJAN HORSE-ASS!!! (The ponies gasp at this) Did I just say that?
  • Icky: "Well, this got "fishy" in a minute!"
  • The ichthyotrons groaned in annoyence at Icky's joke!
  • Skipper: "Odd, they reacted when Icky said a joke."
  • Kolwalski: "It appears the creatures have a negitive reaction to Icky's idiotic sense of puns!"
  • Lord Shen: "I hate myself for saying this, but Prehistoric one, start making puns!"
  • Icky: "Are you sure this is the right time to be "Punny"?"
  • the Ichthotrons groaned louder at the joke!
  • Icky: Just look at you fishy 'saurobots'! Just sitting there waiting for us to dive in like some kind of 'BUB-bles!' (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get angrier)
  • Iago: Uh, Lord Shen? What is gonna happen after this?
  • Lord Shen: Just watch.
  • Icky: You know why I threw my homework in the ocean? Do you? Because 'SCHOOLS' of fish need to 'LEARN'! (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get angrier and angrier) You fishes are nothing! You're just robots created by a prosthetics company. And speaking of prosthetics, you remind me of that Winter dolphin from that movie. You know, the one with a 'PROSTHETIC' flipper? (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get angrier and boil red) What's the matter? You look a little 'snapped', cause I'm the 'SNAPPER'! (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get so mad, their energy cores explode)
  • QP: WHAT?!? NO!
  • Rainbow Dash: Like I said. You underestimated us. (Flies into the water, darting for the door, and the open door drains all the water from the room, and there are offline Ichthyotrons laying everywhere. Then Rainbow Dash appears from behind the Shell Lodgers) Consider yourself shocked.
  • QP: You haven't seen the last of me, Shell Lodge Squad and Mane 6! You still have a few Cybersaur hot-spots to get through. I doubt you'll survive the Pteronodrone Dome for at least 10 seconds.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
  • Patrick: YEAH!...See about what?
  • QP: Indeed we will. (Chuckles sinisteringly) Good luck, Shell Lodgers! Oh, I mean 'BAD' luck! (Cackles)...Okay, that was stupid. (Screen shuts off)
  • Twilight: We must get to that DinoComp room and fast! QP must be stopped!
  • Applejack and Sandy: YEE-HAH! Let's git'r done! (Both high five)

sometime after the lougers left.

  • Alister and Jasmine appeared on the area.
  • Alister: "Something tells me they been here. Looks like it was quite a fight."
  • Jasmine sees the camera.
  • Jasmine: "Let's see what happened here."

the Aquairum security room.

  • Jasmine presses play on the TV connected to the camera system.
  • Jasmine: Let's see what went on here. (Plays video tape)
  • Icky: "Gees, it's like Seaworld got blasted into dinosaur days."
  • Kowalski: Wow.
  • Patrick: Those are weird looking robot-fish.
  • Kowalski: Actually, Ichthyosaurs weren't really fish. They were dinosaurs that look like fish.
  • Private: Were they carnivorous?
  • Kowalski: Well...yes. But they mostly ate aquatic fish

Later...

  • Lord Shen: (Ichthyotron jumps after him, but when he throws his knives, the Ichthyotron uses it's tail to lash the knives away, and chomps Shen's leg) AAARRRGH! (The Icthyotron pulls Shen into the water)
  • Rainbow Dash: SHEN! I'm going in! My merpony form will be quick.
  • Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, NO, THAT'S--(It's too late, and Rainbow Dash zips headfirst into the tank, but doesn't turn into her merpony form, and is unable to maneuver herself)...freshwater.
  • Rainbow Dash: MMMPPPH! (Ichthyotrons see her, and they swim after her, and she screams gurgling)
  • Private: We have to save them!

Later again...

  • Icky: You know why I threw my homework in the ocean? Do you? Because 'SCHOOLS' of fish need to 'LEARN'! (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get angrier and angrier) You fishes are nothing! You're just robots created by a prosthetics company. And speaking of prosthetics, you remind me of that Winter dolphin from that movie. You know, the one with a 'PROSTHETIC' flipper? (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get angrier and boil red) What's the matter? You look a little 'snapped', cause I'm the 'SNAPPER'! (Laughs, and the Ichthyotrons get so mad, their energy cores explode) (Alister and Jasmine laugh)

Later again again...

  • Twilight: We must get to that DinoComp room and fast! QP must be stopped!
  • Applejack and Sandy: YEE-HAH! Let's git'r done! (Both high five) (Video ends)
  • Alister: Well, now that we know they're heading for the Pteronodrone Dome, we'd better head there ASAP.
  • Jasmine: I just hope we're not too late. (Both fly out of the room)
  • they were watched apawn by a mysterious Kangaroo-shaped figure.
  • ???: "It's not just that idiot turkey's fault. It's their fault as well. They're the ones who created this mess. I am gonna punish them for this. They'll be sent to the place far beyond down under."

    

Chapter 11: The Bird Cage

A Foggy Canyon

  • Sam: "Wow, this fog is so thick, you can cut a knife through it."
  • Cynder: "Good thing we took the time to patch up team injuries first.
  • Lord Shen: (With a patched up leg) Yes. And I'm REALLY glad I didn't become an entre for those crazy fishbots.
  • Rainbow Dash: And so am I. (Shivers) I'd hate to be chomped in the leg by a killing machine. I'd still be able to fly, but I wouldn't walk very well.
  • Private: Just thinking about that just makes me wanna hide under the bed.
  • Lord Shen: So, square one? Are we at the Pteronodrone Dome yet?
  • SpongeBob: Well, the map says it's...(Checks the map)...THAT way. (A bridge-tunnel is seen with a sign that says 'Caution: Flying Cybersaur Containment')
  • Patrick:...(Reading sign)...'Caushoon:...Fleeing...Cybeersar Coon...tanmeet'. What's a 'Coontanmeet'?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it says 'Caution: Flying Cybersaur Containment'.
  • Patrick: No, I'm pretty sure it's "Coontanmeet".
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, 'Coontanmeet' isn't a real word.
  • Patrick: Oh, here we go again. I know it's a real word. Just like 'Wumbo' is a real word.
  • Squidward: For God's sake, his brain is this big.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's 'Containment'. You just misread it.
  • Patrick: Nope, it's 'Coontanmeet'.
  • Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! We have a job to do.
  • SpongeBob: Lord Shen is right.
  • Patrick: Oh, I thought he was a peacock.
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself again) Seriously. His brain...this big.
  • Skipper: (Slaps Squidward) If you're done being a jerk already, then why don't we just get into that dome and get this problem solved. (Everyone does that)

Tunnel Leading to the Dome

  • SpongeBob: Wow, it sure is dark in here. But I'm just glad we have some light from these lamps.
  • Max: Makes it look like some kind of Indiana Jones movie. It would be a lot better if we had a boulder rolling toward us waiting to run us over.
  • Sam: I wouldn't get too overwhelmed, Max. Karma's been a big jerk to us many times, and it's hard to even count.
  • Max: Yeah, you may be right--(Suddenly gets shocked by a Compsogos Cybersaur and jumps onto Sam like Scooby-Doo) YIPES!
  • Marty: Aw, would you look at THAT! It's just so preciou--(Compsogos then chomps his nose) AAAAAAAARRRGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! (Skipper then shoots the Compsogos with an antivirus gun, taking it down)...Thanks, Skipper.
  • Skipper: My pleasure.
  • Applejack: Oh, boy. Something tells me this ain't the right place to be. (Suddenly, a bunch of small eyes appear around them as they walk into the shadows. And when SpongeBob turns on his Glove Light, hundreds of Compsogos appear surrounding them)...(Gulps)
  • Pinkie: (Gasps)...It's a full house.
  • Skipper: Nobody move a muscle...(They stay still for a while)
  • Boss Wolf: (Sneezes, and the Compsogoses shriek at them) Oops.
  • Skipper: RETREAT! (The Lodgers and Ponies run for it)
  • Icky: "GET BACK YOU BUG EATING VERMIN?!"
  • QP: (Evil laugh is heard throughout the hall) GO, MY PRECIOUS PETS! KILL THEM! DO NOT LET THEM REACH ME!
  • Twilight: (Compsogos nibble on her) OW! OW! GET OFF! (Uses magic to blast away at the Compsogos, but then more appear) AHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!
  • Alex: AAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Icky: GET OFF OF ME, YOU PESTS!
  • Po: GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOOFF!
  • Fluttershy: (Panics as hundreds of Compsogos surround her. But then she realizes why the RoboRex wasn't intimidated by The Stare, because it was too intimidating itself. Maybe it might work on these small and gentle creatures. She stands up, and uses The Stare, and this instantly terrifies the Compsogos) HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY FRIENDS? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! (The Compsogos are still scared, and they all flee)...It worked?
  • Max the Cat: Whoa!
  • Squidward: Did I just see what I thought I saw?
  • Fluttershy: (Gets angry, and continues to use The Stare to intimidate all the Compsogos attacking the Lodgers and Ponies) GET AWAY FROM THEM, YOU HORRIBLE CREATURES! YOU'D BETTER LEAVE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
  • Rainbow Dash: You go, Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: LEAVE NOW! I'M WARNING YOU! GO, AND DON'T COME BACK AT ALL! (The Compsogos are completely terrified at Fluttershy, and they continue to flee until there are none left)...
  • Applejack: ALRIGHT, FLUTTERSHY!
  • QP: B-b-b-but that's impossible! My Compsogos are not supposed to be intimidated like that! They don't feel fear, they're robots! THIS IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE!
  • Twilight: That's where you're wrong, QP! Fluttershy may not be able to deter a RoboRex, but small and generally adorable Cybersaurs like those are worthless compared to it no matter what.
  • QP: NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I CONTROL THEM! COMPSOGOS, ATTACK RIGHT NOW!
  • Skipper: I don't think so. (Shoots the screen, causing QP to be trapped in the antivirus power, but effortlessly escapes while part of her is destroyed)
  • QP: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you think you can win? Well, just try me. This isn't over. Not by a long shot. (Cackles, and leaves)
  • Icky: "Clearly she's afraid of us. The fact we topped 2 of her robots proves she can't touch this."
  • Lord Shen: "We cannot afford to get cocky. She still has some tricks in her viral sleve. Let's take a small break to patch up."
  • Marty: Yeah. Now my butt isn't the only thing on me that's hurt.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we've gotten wounds all over our bodies thanks to those minature devils.
  • Twilight: They've got my wings. (Wings are bleeding) It's a scary thought that even an Alicorn can ACTSELLY be hurt like that.
  • Applejack: "Well, to be fair, your becoming of an Alicorn is still fairly recent, You ain't entirely like Celestia or Luna yet."
  • Icky: Yeah, we're REALLY gonna need to patch up.

The Pteronodrone Dome, 5 minutes of patching up later...

  • Boss Wolf: "Aw man, this place is even worse in the fog department."
  • Kowalski: Yes, but...where are the Pteronodrones? (The dome is clear of Pteronodrones)
  • Private: Maybe they escaped. They're sure to have escaped.
  • Skipper: No, Private. If that were true, they would've attacked us hours ago. No doubt they're in hiding.
  • Shifu: We must tread carefully, then. (They approach a huge bridge)
  • Po: Well, let's get across.--(But as he approaches the bridge, Shifu brings him behind him) WHOA! Hey!
  • Shifu: (Uses staff to tap the bridge, and it tremors, causing the Shell Lodgers and Ponies to shiver) This bridge is weak.
  • Pinkie: "Well that's not a very nice thing to say to the briage!"
  • Icky: "No Pinkie, Shifu meant the bridge can't physically hold all of us."
  • Pinkie: Ohhh...Aw', c'mon, Mr. Bridge, why won't you help us? We have something to do, so could you PLEASE hold us all?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • Shifu: Looks like we'll have to go across one at a time.
  • Sparx: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! There are a zillion of us, and you're saying that we have to cross person by person?!? That'll take us half an hour!
  • Spyro: Sparx, it's the only way we can cross this bridge safely, because clearly, the Pteronodrones aren't the only things that'll kill us here.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, I'll go first. (Gently walks across the bridge in 30 seconds)...
  • Twilight: SPONGEBOB? ARE YOU OKAY?
  • SpongeBob: YEAH, I'M ACROSS! WHO'S NEXT?
  • Rarity: "Let me."
  • Rarity gentle crosses the bridge.
  • Twilight; "Did you made it Rarity?"
  • Rarity: "YES!"
  • Trixie: "Well, we're gonna be here for awhile."
  • Viper: "I'll go next."
  • Sir Hiss: "Be careful dear."
  • Viper: (Slithers across the bridge gently, and manages to make it) I'M ACROSS!
  • Donkey: I'll go next.
  • Shrek: Just try not to look down like last time.
  • Donkey: Okay...(Crosses bridge)...Keep on moving, don't look down. (Suddenly the bridge tremors, and Donkey gasps) SHREK! I'M LOOKIN' DOWN! ARRRRRGGGHH!! GOD, I CAN'T DO THIS, JUST LET ME OFF RIGHT NOW!
  • Shrek: BUT YOU'RE ALREADY HALF WAY!
  • Donkey: YEAH, BUT I KNOW THAT HALF IS SAFE!
  • Shrek: (Shrugs) Here we go again. JUST TRY NOT TO PANIC, DONKEY! YOU PANIC, YOU'LL LIKELY COLLAPSE THE BRIDGE!
  • Donkey: Okay!
  • Shrek: Now keep moving.
  • Donkey:...(Moves gently across the bridge without panicing, and manages to make it)...WHEW!
  • Puss: Well, I guess it's my turn. (Gently jogs across the bridge without collapsing it, and makes it)
  • Pinkie: WOW! That was amazing! (The Pteronodrones are hidden in the shadows watching the Lodgers and Ponies)
  • Fluttershy: I should go next.
  • Shrek: Yeah, that's probably for the best.
  • Rainbow Dash: Just try not to panic, and just clear your mind of what you're scared of. But if you can't handle it, start flying and don't look down.
  • Fluttershy:...Okay, I'll try. (She gently and slowly walks across the bridge while shivering in fear)...(Suddenly a clamp is heard on the bridge)...Hello?...Guys? Is that you?...(Suddenly she sees a Pteronodrone, and gasps) AAAHHHH!!!
  • Twilight: Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: (Pteronodrone grabs her with talons, and flies off with her)
  • Rainbow Dash: FLUTTERSHY!
  • Gilda: WE GOTTA CATCH THEM! (The flying Lodgers fly after the Pteronodrone and Fluttershy, and more Pteronodrones fly across the dome)
  • Lord Shen tossed a knife at the Pteradrone carring Fluttershy, killing it instently!
  • Rainbow Dash grabed Fluttershy, freed her from the destroyed creature's claws!
  • Rainbow Dash: Got'cha! (The Pteronodrones start to chase her) HAH! Do those stupid flying hunks of scrap think they can catch me? (Zooms off, but then the Pteronodrones' wing propellors glow in orange energy, and the Pteronodrones go faster than normal, catching up to Rainbow Dash) WHAT?!?
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRKKKK!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, for crying out loud, that's not supposed to happen! (The Pteronodrones begin emitting sonic blasts from their beaks, and instantly hit Rainbow Dash) OW! (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy start to fall as the Pteronodrones dive after them screeching)
  • Spyro: Rainbow Dash! (He and Cynder save them in time, Spyro carries Rainbow Dash, and Cynder carries Fluttershy) Got'cha!
  • Rainbow Dash: Urrrgh! My wing! They struck my wing! (The Pteronodrones fire their sonic blasts at them again, and Spyro and Cynder dodge them)
  • Spyro: WHOA!
  • Cynder: They're using sonic emission? I thought Cybersaurs didn't have far-range weapons.
  • Spyro: Well, the Holoscreen told us about that, remember? We gotta get Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy to safety! (Pteronodrones continue firing sonic blasts at them) ARRGH! (Is hit, but is still airbourne)
  • Cynder: SPYRO!
  • Spyro: I'm okay! Just a minor injury. (Spyro and Cynder fly off with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash as the Pteronodrones give chase)
  • Gilda: We need to get across! These jet-bots are putting up one hell of a fight. (Shell Lodgers quickly get across the bridge without collapsing it while avoiding the Pteronodrone attacks)
  • Spyro: (He and Cynder bring Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy to the other side safely) Rainbow Dash has been injured. (Pteronodrone swoops by, knocking him over his feet) WHOA!
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRK!
  • Alex: C'MON, TRIXIE!
  • Trixie: (The only one left to cross the bridge) Uh...(Gulps) OKAY! (Runs across the bridge while managing to keep the bridge steady with her magic, but a Pteronodrone strikes her, causing her to lose focus, and collapse the bridge, and leave her to fall) AHHHHRRRRGGGHHH!
  • Spyro: TRIXIE! (Flies down after her while the Pteronodrones do the same thing)
  • Trixie: (While standing on a plank of the broken bridge, manages to make a clear landing by sliding on a rock slope with the plank) WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRKKK! (Fires sonic blast at Trixie, but misses)
  • Trixie: YIPES!
  • Spyro: TRIXIE, I'M COMING!
  • Trixie: WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF! (Continues sliding down the slope of the gorge with the Pteronodrones and Spyro persuing her) I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE! I'M NOT MEANT FOR SNOWBOARDING! IT HELPS LITTLE THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY SNOW TO BEGIN WITH?!
  • Crane and Glida flew in and smack away some Pteronodrones, which the creatures break into pieces apawn crashing into rock!
  • A pteronodrone swoops down torwords Gilda, and is about to screeh, but Gilda grabs it by the beak in time!
  • Gilda: "DON'T YOU FUTURISTIC PREHISTORIC FREAKS EVER SHUT THE BUCK UP?!"
  • Gilda tears the Pteronodrone's head off!
  • Gilda began to use it as a sonic-boom gun against the other Pteronodrones!
  • Gilda: "I'll keep these tools off of yas! Get Trixie!"
  • Crane and Spyro go forth to do such!
  • Trixie: THIS IS GETTING TOO EXTREME! (Slides up a ramp, and over sharp stalagmites, and continues sliding) WHOA! THAT WAS AWESOME! SCARY, BUT AWESOME!
  • Spyro: WE'RE COMING TRIX! (He and Crane then get close to Trixie, but they suddenly bump into a rocky arch as Trixie goes under it)...Ow!
  • Crane: I didn't...see that one coming.
  • Trixie: WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (Is about to go over a ramp into a deep pond filled with Pteronodrones) HOLY SHOOT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Goes off the ramp, and the Pteronodrones see her as she plunges into the water)
  • Pteronodrone: RAAWWWWRRRRK!
  • Trixie: (Surfaces for air and gasps) Uhhgh! These slides these days, I swear. I'm not meant for stunts like that, I--(Suddenly sees the Pteronodrone)...Meep.
  • Spyro: (He and Crane fly up to the edge of the ramp to see Trixie in danger) Where is she?
  • Crane: I don't know, but something tells me she survived the fall thanks to the water.
  • Spyro: (Searches until he spots her) There she is! (Then realizes that there are Pteronodrones in the area) Oh crap!
  • Pteronodrones: RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK! (Fly towards Trixie as she plunges herself into the water after holding her breath)
  • Crane: Oh, dear. This is not gonna end well for her.
  • Spyro: Then we'd better get her before she drowns. Or worse. (He and Crane fly down there)
  • Trixie: (The Pteronodrones are unable to get to her as she keeps herself submerged) MMPPPPHHHH! MMMPPH!
  • Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK! (They try catching her with their talons)
  • Crane: Where is she? I can't see her.
  • Spyro: (Notices the bubbles)...The water! She's using the water! I know what to do. (Swoops down towards the Pteronodrones, and kicks one of them into the water, where it short circuits and shuts down)
  • Trixie: MMMMPPPPPHH! (The Pteronodrones continue stalking her until Spyro kicks them all into the water where they shut down. But by that point, Trixie has drowned, and sinks)
  • Crane: Way to go, Spyro.
  • Spyro: Best fun I've had in my life. Now,where's Trixie? TRIXIE? IT'S SAFE NOW!...Trixie?...Oh, no! (Dives down to search for her, and after a few seconds, surfaces with Trixie, and lays her down)
  • Crane: Oh, dear.
  • Spyro: Don't worry, I can fix this. (Presses down on her chest, and after a few tries, Trixie wakes, and coughs out the water) Are you okay?
  • Trixie: (Coughs) Yeah. Where were you when Trixie was ATTACKED BY CRAZY FLYING MACHINES?!?
  • Spyro: "Karma was being a jerk again."
  • Trixie: "(Spits out water) WHATEVR! Where's Gilda? I have a favor involing to kick your posteariare!"
  • Crane: "She has bigger concerns right now!"
  • Gilda: (Suddenly appears with the Pteronodrones persuing her) YAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Spyro: Oh, there she is.
  • Crane: And it looks like she's having problems of her own.
  • Pteronodrones: RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!
  • Gilda: BACK, YOU WINGED EXCUSES FOR JETS! (Uses sonic Pteronodrone head, and blasts at them, taking one of them out. Then she smacks an incoming Pteronodrone with the head, and it knocks it out cold) I liked you dinos better when you were extinct! (Flies down to Crane and Spyro) What's up?
  • Trixie: What kept you? You had a hard time beating up Orville and Wilbur, if you know what I mean?
  • Gilda: Well...yes. (Suddenly more Pteronodrones appear) YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING!
  • Spyro: Not to worry. I got this one. (Uses Dragon Fury to destroy the Pteronodrones in the area)...Uhhgh! (Pants) Whew!
  • Trixie: Sometimes Trixie wishes she could do something like that.
  • Spyro: Now let's get back to the others before the next flock arrives. (They fly off with Trixie, and arrive back with the others)
  • Twilight: Is Trixie okay?
  • Trixie: (Coughs) Yes, Trixie is okay. If not glad to be out of the wetness right now.
  • Lord Shen: Let's get going. There could be more Cybersaurs where THAT came from. (They all leave)
  • the lougers went to the otherside of the cage, as they were watched by a Rapitcon with out the male feathers on the head. it vanished very quickly!

the Dinocomp room.

  • The Qui Program: "I see. Perhaps i havem underestamate those misfits. Perhaps, i just need to turn them all into my side."
  • The Female Rapitcon screechs!
  • The Qui Program: "I am aware of the promblematic controversity of it. They are somewhat beyond reason. But, i do have my, methods. Now, get your clan to gather up the mess they made and take them to the repair center."
  • the rapitcon left.
  • The Qui Program: "I think it's time i leave the computer room, and become, physical."

(Suddenly, the camera turns over to a series of spark Cybersaurus parks fastioned into a mantis shaped figure, as a song begins to play. Just to be clear, i just didn't want Darkness Qui to sing in this film. But thanks to my easly inmpresionable mind, i now desided to have this gender-bender verson of Hexxis Song songed by The Qui Program as she transforms into the artifitcal body.)

♪ 【Female Cover】 ๑♥ TOXIC LOVE - Ferngully ♥ ๑02:12

♪ 【Female Cover】 ๑♥ TOXIC LOVE - Ferngully ♥ ๑

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  • the camera leaves the room as the Qui Progam begins to laugh dibloical!

The burd cage, hours later.

  • Alister and Jasmine are hidden as they see Rapitcons gathering broken Pteranodrones.
  • Alister: "Something tells me by this alone, the lougers survived the cage."
  • Jasmine: "But based on the video, it looks like they may want to rest for now before heading to the next challnage."
  • Alister: "Let's hope they do that."

somewhere in a valley.

  • the Lougers are chilling out.
  • Icky: "Man, i am glad we're taking the time for a break."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we may as well, it seems the virus is working hard to ensure things will become difficult for us."
  • Rainbow Dash: (Her wing is still broken)...(Twilight touches the wing) OW!
  • Twilight: Yep, it's broken.
  • Rainbow Dash: How long do you think it'll take for it to heal?
  • Twilight: Well, I'm not a doctor, but I'm guessing about 5 weeks.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs)
  • Gilda: If I'm not interrupting, I'd like to fix her wing for her.
  • Rarity: And how will you do that?
  • Gilda: Just watch. (Grabs Rainbow Dash's wings, and cracks it)
  • Rainbow Dash: OW! OUCH! OOOWW! AHHHRRGH! GILDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
  • Gilda: Fixing your wing, of course. (Continues cracking the wing as Rainbow Dash yells in pain, and then stops) There you go.
  • Rainbow Dash: OH, I'M RUINED! I'M-I'M-...Actually, my wing feels a lot better. Not sure how, but it worked.
  • Trixie: Well played, griffin.
  • Gilda: I used to have a chiropractor at home once, and I learned a thing or two about broken bones.
  • Rainbow Dash: You had a chiropractor? Whoa.
  • Lord Shen: I don't like chiropractors. They do weird things to your back, and what not.
  • Fluttershy: I don't know what a chiropractor is, but I don't wanna know, either.
  • SpongeBob: So, what's next on our quest to defeat QP?
  • Lord Shen: Well, the map says our next stop is at...the Dimetron Pen.
  • Rainbow Dash: You mean those colorful jerkosaurobots? I HATE them.
  • Creeper: Well, someone's still jealous.
  • Rainbow Dash: I am NOT! Those dinobots may be from inspiration of me, but they HATE me. They were totally rude to me like a mouse is to an elephant.

Cutaway

  • Mouse: (With a gun scaring elephants) GIMME ALL YOUR PEANUTS BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
  • Elephant #1: We don't have any peanuts!
  • Mouse: (Shoots upward) I'M NOT GONNA BE FOOLED! GIVE THEM TO ME! (They do that) Thank you. Now to go find Dumbo. BETTER THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, WIENER-NOSES! (Leaves with the peanuts)
  • Elephant #2: Yeesh, what was the point of taking our peanuts? (Mouse shoots him)
  • Mouse: BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY, BUSTER!

Present

  • Skipper: That is SO not how it happened.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, that's how it happened in MY world. But my point is that those Dimetron suck worse than--
  • Skipper: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, we don't need a cutaway like that. WAY too inappropriate.
  • Rainbow Dash: Let me finish. Suck worse than that Giant Claw movie.

Cutaway

  • Director: (The marionette bird puppet hangs in the scene for 5 seconds until it falls down) AW, SHIT, NOT AGAIN!
  • Puppeteer: MY FAULT!

Present

  • Skipper: (Laughs) Classic!
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm not going near those jerks.
  • Sparx: Well, this may be your chance to knock some sense into them.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Surprised) Oh, yeah! Then I SAY LET'S DO IT!
  • Sparx: Check and mate.
  • Trixie: Now let's take a quick break for the moment. Trixie still has a wet cape that she wants to dry before we progress.

Chapter 12: Rainbow Dash Vs. the Dimetrons

hours later, into some jungle.

  • The lougers, fully recovered, and are now fully abled and ready.
  • Rainbow Dash: I can't WAIT to knock some sense into those rude excuses for boats.
  • Shifu: Let's not get too determined, Rainbow Dash. They may be terrestrial, but there's no telling what they'll do to us. We have to be careful.
  • Twilight: Shifu makeas a good point. They could be dangerous even if they look harmless.
  • Rainbow Dash: Dangerous? HAH! (Dubbed as Young Simba) I laugh in the face of danger. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  • Icky: You'll regret saying that in 15 minutes.
  • Rainbow Dash: I doubt it. I'll just pound their heads into the ground and be done with it.
  • Applejack: I think it would be best for all of us if we just hold our ground. After all, they are one of the Cybersaurs capable of using the Tumbleweed Move as a weapon.
  • Rainbow Dash: The Tumbleweed what?
  • Crane: The Tumbleweed Move. Remember the introductory theatre? It said that all Cybersaurs are capable of curling up into a ball, and rolling, spinning, and launching into the air like a cannonball. That's the Tumbleweed Move.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Oh, yeah. Well, I can do that, too. Just watch. (Sits down, and gets confused)...How do you position?
  • Rarity: You seriously think doing the Tumbleweed Move will help you destroy those Dimetrons?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, yeah. I've done a few stunts, but not a stunt that requires curling into a ball and rolling. I know how to curl into a ball, but I don't know how to apply it in a flying maneuver.
  • Iago: And you think you can actually do it yourself?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I can do anything.
  • Creeper: Well, if you're sure, why don't you show us you can do it. Try curling up into a ball in flight and begin spinning.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Reminded of a moment in her fillyhood)

Flashback

  • Filly Rainbow Dash: (In flight school) I'm ready for my next test, m'am!
  • Flight Sargeant: Are you, Rainbow Dash? Are you?
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: Yes.
  • Flight Sargeant: Well, let's see about that. Can you really perform the Cannonball Maneuver? (Shows a start line on one cloud high above, and a long way down is a cloud with a landing pad with a target on it)
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: Phhbt! Easy as pie. I didn't perform a Sonic Rainboom and get my cutie mark for nothing. Just watch. (Flies up to the start line)...
  • Flight Sargeant: Ready...steady...TAKE FLIGHT!
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: (Takes flight, then dives down toward the trampoline at a vast speed, and then curls up into a ball, and spins around like a cannonball, and goes down at the landing pad like a torpedo, but then crashes into it like a boulder, hurting her) OWCH!
  • Flight Sargeant: (Shrugs) You went too fast, Rainbow. You can't expect a quick landing if you go at a speed like THAT. Seriously, it's impossible to do a Cannonball Maneuver at a speed of over 300 mph. That's an epic fail. (Writes on clipboard)
  • Filly Rainbow Dash:...I can't feel my legs.

Present

  • Rainbow Dash:...I can't do it!
  • Twilight: Are you sure? You've proven yourself to do great things since the first time we met you.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yes, but there was only one stunt I failed to pass with. The Cannonball Maneuver. Basically, you dive downward, curl up into a ball, spin quickly, and if you time it right, you might be able to make a quick landing. I couldn't do it because I couldn't react quick enough to make the landing.
  • Icky: "Well, your gonna have to be a fast learner. This your time to shine, because your name's in the chapter!"
  • Rainbow Dash:...Alright. I'll try again. (Flies up into the sky at a vast height, and aims straight back at the place she took off, right near the Shell Lodgers and Ponies. She is hesitant, but brushes it off, and dives down fast, she then curls herself into a ball, and rolls quickly)
  • Twilight: C'mon, you got it.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Everything goes to slow motion when Rainbow gets only 15 ft to the ground, and she tries timing it right, slowly turns onto her hooves, and while she does make a landing...) AYE!
  • Rico: Wow!
  • Kowalski: Ouch.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Her legs have gotten stuck in the ground) Ohh, that knocked the wind right out of me!
  • Lord Shen: Well...it was close enough.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Can't get her legs out of the ground) Uh, guys? I'm stuck.
  • Icky: "Aw nuts."
  • Boss Wolf gets Rainbow Dash unstuck!
  • Boss Wolf: 'I think it might be a good idea to take some time for some practice runs before we head torwords thge next obsicle."
  • Patrick: Well, THIS is gonna take a while.

In a magic training ground created by Twilight.

  • Twilight: "I created a magic training ground simular to the Wonderbolts' land-pads to serve as training areas. The grounds are protacted by a magic electrisity covered bubble that'll harm any Cybersaur that gets too near. All you have to do Rainbow Dash, is worry about perfecting that move."
  • Icky: "AND NOW, FITTING TRAINING MUSIC?!"
Eye of the tiger -Lyrics-04:29

Eye of the tiger -Lyrics-

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  • As the song plays, Rainbow Dash begins to practice.
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright, here goes nothing. (Does the trick again, but then gets her head stuck in the ground) MMMPPPH! MMMMPPPPPH!
  • Twilight: (Face palms herself) Let's try again.

Later

  • Rainbow Dash: (Does the trick again, but this time gets her butt stuck in the ground) AW, C'MON!
  • Icky: (He and Iago laugh) Her ass is stuck in the ground. (Laughs, then Viper smacks him) OOF!
  • Iago: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, WE'LL SHUT UP!

Later again

  • Rainbow Dash: (Does the trick again, but suddenly gets just her hind legs stuck in the ground) Now this is embarassing.
  • Icky: (Scoffs trying to hold in laughter)
  • Pinkie: (Scoffs)
  • Twilight: Pinkie!
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) She-she's got her legs stuck in the-ground! (Laughs)
  • Rainbow Dash: Can somebody pound some sense into her, please?
  • Rico: (Hacks out hammer)
  • Skipper: At ease, Rico, Pinkie's not something to be beaten for doing what she represents.
  • Rico: AWW!

Later again again

  • Rainbow Dash: (With her front legs stuck in the ground)...At least this is not Jumanji.
  • Icky: Nor is it some kind of Dino-Jumanji.
  • Viper: Oh, I LOVE that movie.
  • Sir Hiss: What about the TV series?
  • Viper: Loved that, too. Though i thought it was, alot different from the movie.

Later a few more times

  • Rainbow Dash: (Her head and front legs are all stuck in the ground) MMMPPPH!

later again.

  • Rainbow Dash: (Her entire posterior area is stuck in the ground) I hope the plants don't notice this.

later again.

  • Rainbow Dash: (Her body is stuck in the ground with her head sticking out) This is freakin' rediculous!

and later again.

  • Rainbow Dash: (Her entire body is stuck in the ground) MMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Twilight: (Sighs, and uses her magic to pull Rainbow Dash out of the ground) You know, when we get back home, you'll have to do this on your own. That is if you don't learn this eventually.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Spits out dirt) JUHS GIHHMEEH SOHHM WAHHTEH! (Twilight gets Rainbow Dash some water, and she drinks some, gargles, and spits it out, rinsing out all the dirt in her mouth) Blech!
  • Rarity: We should probably get this over with one way or another. I'm starting to get bored.
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) She had dirt in her mouth! (Laughs)
  • Rainbow Dash: If I wasn't such a peaceful pony, I'D STUFF HER HEAD IN THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!
  • Pinkie: Well, that's a bit hurtful, isn't it?
  • Tigress: Let's just go. We have a mission to do.
  • Rainbow Dash: "WAIT! JUST ONE MORE CHANCE!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Alright alright! But this is your only shot!"
  • Rainbow Dash flew off!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ok, your friends on counting on you. I have to remember, some kind of secret to this! what was it! Wait a minute, that one Wonderbolts show i saw when i was young!"

In the past.

  • Annoncer: "And now, the incredable Wonderbolt Captain Blazing Glory, will do the cannonball manuver at fast speeds while avoiding a bird proof cage pit filled with flying feathered snakes! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, FILLES AND GENTLECOLTS, BLAZE IS A PROFESSIONAL THAT TOOK ALOT OF PRACTICE! But if your actselly curious enough and/or stupid enough to try and figure it out, you can always get limited authograthed editions of the secrets of Blazing Glory, for only 2 farlings."
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: (Gasps) I can afford that. 
  • Blaze: (Does the Cannonball Maneuver, and does it successfully landing quick on his hooves, leaving all the pegasi to cheer)
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: This could be my chance to do the Cannonball Maneuver myself. (Goes up to the announcer) Excuse me, Cpt. Blaze?
  • Blaze: (Sees Rainbow Dash) Oh, you must want my autograph. And as you've heard, I'm willing to help YOU do the Cannonball Maneuver with some of my greatest secrets for only 2 farlings. (Rainbow Dash pays the money) You sure seem pretty enthusiastic, don't you. Okay, (Writes the secret onto the autograph, and gives it to Rainbow Dash) Good luck, rookie. (Flies off)
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: YES! (Reads the autograph)
  • (Blaze): Here's how you do the Cannonball Maneuver. You simply have to go at a blazing 200 mph in order to start, and when you start the spinning, you just make sure you calculate in 5 seconds when you should stop spinning. You start counting when you get a clear view of the ground, and when you reach the 4th second, stop spinning, turn onto your hooves, slightly move forward, and you'll be able to make a landing. Here it is in short: See, Count, and Breach.
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: "See, Count, and Breach"? I think I can do that.

Later...

  • Filly Rainbow Dash: AW, MAN! IT DIDN'T WORK!
  • Flight Sargeant: Well, that's because you didn't calculate the trajectory right. Epic fail again. (Writes on clipboard)
  • Filly Rainbow Dash: This is gonna take a while.

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: "See, Count, and Breach". Sounds like I can try it one last time.
  • Icky: "YO DASHIE?! CAN WE GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: OKAY! HERE I GO! (Does stunt one more time, spins in a curled up ball, and once she can clearly see the ground)...1...2...3...4...(Stops spinning, and onto her hooves, and thrusts forward slightly, making a perfect landing, but it makes some marks in the ground)...I...I did it.
  • Everyone was surprised.
  • Icky: "Aw nice!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Blazing Glory's book finally came through for me?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Uh, is that like, one of the wonderbolts or something?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I just had to remember his secret on doing the Maneuver. But Blaze told me to never tell anyone about this secret because, you know, it's a secret.
  • Tigress: Well, good for you. Now I guess we should get this show on the road.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, the dimetron den is still a long way from here. In the while, we must be careful of possable ambushes. That virus might already be uping her game, and intents to be more diffitcult! We must act fast before she begins to use every sneaky tactic in the book!"
  • Patrick: "What book?"
  • Lord Shen: It was metaphorical, pink one. My point is QP might be trying harder to get us. Which means we must act quickly.
  • Patrick: Ohh, okay.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's McAfee that virus!
  • Max: YEAH!...Whatever that is. (The Lodge moves out)

somewhere else in the jungle.

  • Alister: "These tracks mean the lougers have been here. They are already heading torwords the Dimetron area. I understand the creatures have a personal resentment for Rainbow Dash just for glouting. I am actselly confused on how complex our own creations are. the Dimetrons hate glouters, Ichthytrons hate puns, the Pteronotrons are jerks, and the Rapitcons managed to make an established empire within all this madness, and even found the use of unconventional tactics. it's all, astonding. What else can these drones are able to feel, and what are they like?"
  • Jasmine: "Well, i i hired a study group for that. and, i found out alot of interesting traits about the other cybersaurs."
  • Alister: "You have?"
  • Jasmine: Yes, they are quite amazing. Unlike anything we've experienced since we founded CyberCon.
  • Alister: Well, what is it?
  • Jasmine: Well, judging by the Cybersaurs' signs of emotion and brutality, the study group had discovered that the power cores inside the Cybersaurs' heads have been upgraded at a subatomic level. This would cause their entire interior to work like the nervous system, therefore giving them subconscious. And BOOM, they instantly have feelings.
  • Alister: Okay, I know that that's possible since I tried to make an artificial brain once, but I don't exactly think that would work inside a robot.
  • Jasmine: It's true.
  • Alister: "Oh dear. No wonder this, Darkness Qui wants those creatures. Having an intelligent army, that's, that's gonna be aproblem in a long run for anyone against you."
  • Jasmine: Then we'd better keep going. We must warn them about Narcotic before QP gets any ideas that could mean the end of this wonderful park. (Both fly off, and a hidden camera watches them, with QP in physical form watching it as a hologram)
  • QP: (Cackles)

Dimetron Pen

  • The lougers stand in the outskirts.
  • Spyro: "You're ready for this Rainbow Dash?"
  • Rainbow Dash: I was born ready. (The Lodgers enter the pen where the Dimetrons see them, and their sails turn from blue to red as they get angry) Dimetrons, say hello to my hooves, as they crack your heads open like freakin' WATERMELONS! (A Dimetron shrieks at her, and they crawl over and attack)
  • Rainbow Dash dashed over, grabbed the Dimetron by the tail, slamed it into a wall, smashing it into a rubble and pieces.
  • The other dimetrons actselly become afriad of this sudden display of power from what looked to be a simple pony.
  • Rainbow Dash: "And that's only half of what i am capable of, you rip-offs!" (Does the Cannonball Maneuver, striking one of the Dimetrons, and ricocheting across the pen like a pinball striking the other Dimetrons)...Whew! Glad that's over--(A roar was heard, Rainbow Dash turns around to see that a larger Dimetron that was the Alpha Dimetron) Aw come one!
  • Alpha Dimetron: (Roars at Rainbow Dash)
  • The Alpha Dimetron preforms a madsaw atatck, but Rainbow Dash quickly dodged away!
  • The Alpha Dimetron ended up getting it's sail destroyed on a wall!
  • the Alpha returned to normal stance, and angry steamed into Rainbow Dash!
  • the Alpha roared at Rainbow Dash!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ok, Jasmine said she created you guys based on me, why do you guys hate me?!"
  • The Alpha Dimetron roars: "(Translation: We're just not bronies, that damn mule!)"
  • Pinkie Pie, thanks to her forth wall abilites, say the subtiles!
  • Pinkie Pie: "Uh oh Dashie! They don't just hate you because you glouted, they hate you cause they're not bronies! Oh, and he called you a mule."
  • Rainbow Dash: But...but I thought...I thought they...wait a minute, MULE?!? WHY I OUGHTTA! (Kicks Alpha Dimetron in the head) OW! (Alpha Dimetron gets angry and roars at her)
  • Rainbow Dash: I was angry at you guys before, but now I'm really PISSED OFF!
  • Alpha Dimetron: (Roars, "Oh shut up, you're just a girl's character!")
  • Pinkie: (Reading the subtitles again) He said to shut up and that you're a girl's character.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT A GIRL'S CHARACTER! (Kicks the Alpha onto it's side, almost breaking it's sail) I'll see you and the rest of your cronies burn in hell!
  • Alpha Dimetron: (Roars, "Robots don't go to hell, you idiot.")
  • Kowalski: Actually, Rainbow, robots don't go to hell. They're just machines.
  • Pinkie: AWW, I wanted to say that.
  • Rainbow Dash: Thanks for the tip. Let me just break this jerk's sail and be done with it. (Prepares to land on it's sail and break it, but then the Alpha gets back up, and Rainbow's head gets stuck in the ground) MMMPPH! (Camera in the ground where Rainbow Dash's head is seen) URRRGH! URRRRRRRGHH! (Sighs) I've gotta learn to not judge these creatures as their dinosaur basis.
  • Rainbow Dash was able to get her head unstuck realitivly quick!
  • She grabbed the Alpha Dimetron by the head, and began to squeese so hard, the head looks as if it's begining to be crushed!
  • The Alpha Dimetron begins roaring in fear!
  • Alpha Dimetron: "(NO! NO! PLEASE! I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S BECAUSE MY BETA PROGRAM MAKES ME CYNICAL, AND THAT THIS BITCH VIRUS IS MAKING US EVIL! WE'RE JUST ROBOTS POWERED BY A GIANT COMPUTER?!")
  • Rainbow Dash completely crushes the head, destroying the alpha dimetron!
  • Pinkie: "Uh, Dashie, there's something you needed to know what the Dimetron's final words were."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Let me guess, more insults?"
  • Pinkie: Well, he said something about a beta program making him cynical, and that the virus was making them all evil.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Fuck.
  • Dimetrons seen in the cliff tops saw what became of their leader, and because extremely afraid of Rainbow Dash! the fear was so bad, they began to malfuntion!
  • Sam: "Holy sweet weasels on a hot bun! Look at that!"
  • Icky: "It's the remaining lizard boats!"
  • Private: "Do they seem, off to everyone?" (Suddenly, the Dimetrons begin to shut down, and fall, and while falling down the cliff, they fall apart as they crash into rock ledges, and onto the ground below)
  • Skipper:...Well, that was weird.
  • Patrick: Uh, may I ask, what did the Alpha thing mean about his 'Beta program' making him cynical'?
  • Icky: "Well, have you ever seen that one episode of South Park where Stan becomes Cynical and everything he sees starts to become poop?"
  • Lord Shen: "I only heard of that. I must make everyone aware that that show tends to be very unrealistic at times, being cynical does not mean everything you see or taste becomes fical matter."
  • Icky: Yeah, but i mean, being cynical means that one who is cynical believes that people are motivated by self-interest, or distrustful of human sincerity and integrity, as well as being doubtful as to whether something will happen or is worthwhile. In other words, because of MLP being just a toyline by Hasbro and was intended to be for girls at ages 4-8 and that some people just think the show exists just to sell toys to little girls no matter how awesome it is. It doesn't help that the 3rd season developed the habit of bringing fanfiction ideas to life like the 'Twicorn' thing. I mean, won't it rake the bucks if they make an Alicorn Twilight toy? (Everyone stares at Icky uninterested)
  • Skipper: So you're saying that they were doubtful the series was a good show because of Hasbro going a tad too far with what it was doing to the show as well as it's link to the toyline?
  • Icky: Well, that, and the 'Brony' thing was once again an unexpected phenomenon.
  • Lord Shen: Can we hold off this 'Controversy of MLP' crap AFTER we stop The Qui Program?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, right. We are getting close after all. (The Lodgers leave the premesis)

Later...

  • Alister: (He and Jasmine appear) DAG NABBIT! Missed them again.
  • Jasmine: (Checking the hoofprints of one of the Mane 6) Not to worry. We're getting close. These tracks are fresh.
  • Alister: They do seem to be doing pretty good on their journey. But it actually won't matter because they need to know that Narcotic is alive.
  • Jasmine: "I got an idea! They might be heading to the repair center next. It's the one area before the back enternece, but it isn't marked in the map to lore away unwanted attention. If we can fly over there and meet up with them, we can have a chance to meet at last."
  • Alister: "Absoluty brillient. But we also must be careful, possablity also riddled with Rapicons collecting the... results of QP's attempts to stop the louge."
  • Alister and Jasmine flew off.
  • Rapticon: (Barks and a pack of them arrive, and collect pieces of the Dimetrons to bring to QP)
  • QP: (Cackles) Yes, hurry to the repair center, you gullible fools. I'll be waiting for you AND your heroes. Soon, I shall release my Cybersaurs throughout the UUniverses and shall gain my power as I so righteously deserve! (Cackles)

Chapter 13: The Repair Center, And When Things Go South Really Hard

The Repair Center

  • Alister: (He and Jasmine fly there before the Shell Lodgers and Ponies get there) Great, they're not here yet.
  • Jasmine: Then we must go inside and wait for them to--(Opens the door and suddenly she and Alister get surrounded by a pack of Rapticons)
  • QP: (Cackles, and appears on a computer screen in the room) SURPRISE!
  • Alister: Damn it! We're surrounded!
  • QP: "I must admit i have, underestimated the abilites of these misfits. So, i figured i haven't been throwing the right punches at them. With this repair center, i will not only repair what they broke, but use these collection of spare parts to make more! I have already built myself an exspearimental body! It still, hasn't been tested yet, and it is currently being, adjusted. But in the mean time, i'll have to, ensure you won't become a nuisence as well. SIC-IM!"
  • Rapitcons growl!
  • Alister: "FALL BACK!" (But it was too late. The Rapticons have pounced on them and captured them)

Later...

  • Spyro: (He and the Lodge and Ponies arrive) Well, this must be the repair center. There must be something in there we can use to stop QP.
  • Rainbow Dash: And about time, too. My wings are getting tired. (Falls to the ground tuckered out)
  • Spyro: And here I thought you were more physically fit than me. I couldn't even beat you at wing pushups.
  • Rainbow Dash: Look who's talking. I'm not tired.
  • Twilight: Well, to be completely honest, Dash, you do seem to spend most of your time in the air.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm awesome that way, thank you very much. I'd like to see YOU fly longer than me now that you got those huge wings on you.
  • Lord Shen: Alright, everybody stop bickering please. Let's just get this crap over with.
  • Fluttershy: But what if there are Rapticons in there? Oh, gosh, (Eyes begin tearing) I can't imagine being torn apart.
  • Applejack: Relax, sugar-cube. You ain't gonna be torn apart. Just...think happy thoughts.
  • Fluttershy: Okay, I think I can do that. (Closes eyes, and thinks about the first time she fell to Equestria and earned her cutie mark)...
  • Applejack: That's it. Now keep going, and don't think about anything dangerous. Alright, let's git'r done! (Everyone enters to see Alister and Jasmine tied up to chairs with their beaks tied up)
  • SpongeBob: ALISTER?!? JASMINE?!? (Rapticons arrive and surround them)
  • Fluttershy: (Still thinking happy thoughts, not paying attention to the Rapticons)...Oh, yeah, those were good times. (Suddenly focused) Wha? YIPES! (Hides behind Baloo)
  • QP: Well, well. Look what we have here. It's the Shell Losers! (Appears on screen cackling)
  • Squidward: IT'S THE VIRUS!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, it's about time this Trojan Horse's ass appeared again.
  • Twilight: Seriously, Mr. Krabs, I find that to be offensive.
  • Mr. Krabs: What? Don't be rediculous. You're a pony, not a horse.
  • Twilight:...Not exactly what I meant.
  • Shifu: We all know how this ends, QP!
  • Po: Yeah! We're the heroes of this series, and you know what happens to the villains.
  • QP: So, what's to know? Anyway, you may have overloaded my Ichthyotrons, bested my Pteronodrones, and crushed my Dimetron's heads in. But one thing's for sure. These Rapticons are not like those incompitent brainless tin cans. They're the most intelligent of my servants. Hell, they're even making me my own mobile form somewhere in this place hidden.
  • Kowalski: Seriously, dude? Rapticons building a mobile mode? That's stupid.
  • QP: Your face is stupid. What do YOU know, brainiac? You don't even know the millionth digit to pi.
  • Rico: YAY, PIE!
  • QP: (Everyone looks at Rico awkwardly)...Right. Anyways, any minute now, I will become a destructive robo-machine, and you all shall meet your sudden demises. You can NEVER defeat me. I am the most intelligent computer worm in computer technology. Not even you misfits can outwit me.
  • SpongeBob: We'll see about that, now won't we?
  • Qui Program: "Seriously? I got you all in a trap, and yet you act like this is just a minor inconvinence?!"
  • Icky: "Look, this isn't the first time villains try to pull fast ones on us."
  • The Qui Program: "Well, i'll see to it it's gonna be the last, cause you will not get out of this one so easily!"
  • the screen turns off!
  • The Rapitcons began to surround the lougers, when suddenly, a bang was heard!
  • Suddenly, Joesmith is seen in the otherside of the repair center!
  • Joesmith: "Hey, ya bloody robo blighters! While you so called "Smart Cybersaurs" diverted your attention to trying to trap them misfits, i placed bombs on all the most vital areas of this repair center! in 5 minutes, this place will be blown to kingdom come unless you can capture me! If not, i'll be rid of 3 things: your ability to repair your fellow freaks, That virus' hopes to congure us, AND THE BIRDS THAT ARE THE REASON THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, YA ROUGES!"
  • Joesmith tosses a smoke bomb and vanishes, laughing like a maniac!
  • Rapitcon: "(Aw nuts! screw these losers for now, we got to stop that crazy marsoupial!)"
  • Rapticon #2: ("GET HIM!", Rapticons leave to catch Joesmith)
  • Trixie:...Well...Trixie can at least say...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! (Gilda smacks her)
  • SpongeBob: Quick, free the Beaksworths! (They just did that)
  • Alister: (Beak is untied) He...he betrayed us!
  • Jasmine: How could he do this after all we did for him?
  • Alister: THAT TRAITOROUS HERMAPHRODITE! I WILL SEE HIM BURN IN HELL!!
  • Kowalski: Traitorous? I don't like the sound of that.
  • Missing Link: What do you mean 'Traitorous', Alister? Who was that joker?
  • Alister: "Well, let's just say,he's not entirely supportive of the idea of Cybersaurs."
  • Twilight: "Why's that?"
  • Icky: "Can we save the questions after we get out of here, SINCE HE PLANTED BOMBS HERE?!"
  • Twilight: Yeah. We can get out of here through the front door. (Suddenly a bomb explodes over the doors, causing the debris to block their only way through)
  • Icky: Fuckski! We're trapped.
  • Viper: We need another way out of here!
  • QP: (Screen turns back on, and she cackles) Dream on, snakeski! It'll be so fun to watch you die here and now. Thanks to your traitorous ally, you're gonna be blown to bits in about 30 seconds. So, as they say in Mexico, Daspidanya! (Cackles, and the screen shuts off)
  • Mantis: MAN, is she annoying.
  • Fidget: WE'RE GONNA BE BLOWN TO A BUNCH OF BITE-SIZED NUGGET PIECES!
  • Whiskers: (Fart is heard)...Oh, crap!
  • Ed the Otter: Uh, Mr. Whiskers, did you just crud on yourself?
  • Ed the Hyena: (Laughs hysterically)
  • Shenzi: GUYS, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR THIS CRAP! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
  • Fidget: But we've got only 15 seconds left, man! THIS IS THE END FOR US ALL!
  • Icky: There's so many things I haven't got the chance to do. I never got to get a cameo in the Land Before Time TV series!
  • Iago: I never got to be a father! (Thundera gets him struck by lightening)...Sorry.
  • SpongeBob: I NEVER GOT TO MARRY SANDY!

Cutaway

  • Priest: (SpongeBob and Sandy are getting married) I now pronounce you husband and wi--
  • ???: HOLD ON A DAD GUM MINUTE! (Sandy actually grabs the cutaway and crumples it up like paper)

Present

  • Sandy: That is SO out of my book, SpongeBrain!
  • SpongeBob: Sorry.
  • Twilight: GUYS, WILL YOU STOP?!? (Uses magic to remove the blockage, and allow the Lodgers, Ponies, and the Beaksworths to escape in time before the repair center exploded)
  • Creeper:...WE'RE ALIVE!!! GODS BE PRAISED, WE'RE ALIVE!
  • Banzai: Hey, where's Bill?
  • Rico: (Penguins get shocked) Uh-oh.
  • Bill: (Is launched into the air while Goofy Screaming)
  • Mr. Dodo:...Well...there goes Bill again.
  • Cynder:...Poor Bill.
  • Mantis: If I had a nickel for every time he got into that situation, I'd be rich, tell you that. (Laughs)
  • Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Crashes into Squidward) OOF! Owch!...(Dubbed as Icky) I hate it when that happens.
  • Icky: HEY! That's MY bid!
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we're in luck. There's a chance The virus will think we're dead, and the attackers will ease up. This might also mean we have to be more obscured now."
  • Spongebob: "Well, now that we escaped, Care to explain who that guy was?"
  • Alister: That was Goanna's old friend, Joesmith. He once took a trip to the Land Before Time world where he had part of his tail bitten off by Sharptooth.
  • Icky: Well, I'm not the ONLY one he tried to kill, and it won't be the last, I'll tell you that right now.
  • Jasmine: Anyway, since that incident, he's grown a huge hatred against dinosaurs and didn't trust Goanna with the Cybersaurs. So I guess thanks to Narcotic, Joesmith's drawn the line with us all.
  • Po: So it WAS Narcotic.
  • Alister: And that reminds us, we've been looking for you guys because we have to tell you something.
  • Iago: Well, spit it out, birdy! The QP isn't gonna stop herself.
  • Alister: Narcotic is alive. Although, rather disfigured.
  • Tigress: What?
  • Mantis: Well, that's great. We might need him.
  • Jasmine: Indeed you do. The Qui Program told us he's the only one who can stop her.
  • SpongeBob: Well, where is he?
  • Alister: In the main station's basement being interrogated. Qui has been using mental telepathy to talk to him and guide him on his not-so-well-thought-out mission to round up all the Cybersaurs in the park for her own nefarious purposes. At least not with QP around to louse it up.
  • Cynder: "She honestly pick the blue turkey over any of our more smarter enemies? Even Sandy's enemy Hank is more smarter then him, and he has the personally of Snaptrap from Tuff Puppy!"
  • Jasmine: "I find that questionable as well, but there is a reason why. Narcotic is not exsactly textbook idiot."
  • Monkey: Yeah, he's not THAT stupid when it comes to being a bioterrorist.
  • Lord Shen: Take us to him. We're gonna need all the help we can get when it comes to saving the day.
  • Jasmine: Well, it's not too far from here. It's right over there. (Points out to the main building. However, it is guarded by Rapticons)
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you serious?
  • Miguel: Well, look on the bright side, at least things can't-- (Suddenly a RoboRex and a Spinotron appear there)
  • Tulio: You were gonna say 'worse', weren't you?
  • Miguel: Honestly...no. I was actually gonna say 'At least things can't stop us from getting there."
  • Tulio: Oh...well, I guess Karma is broken.

in a strange area.

  • Karma Fairies were watching this!
  • Karma Fairy: "Oh Miguel CLEALRY LIED TO AVOID EMBARISMENT!"
  • Karma Fairy 2: "Let it go man. Just let it go."

Back at the island.

  • Icky: "Wait, since there's both a Roborex and a Spinotron, i got an idea. Remember in the 3rd movie, a rex and a spino fought eachother?" (Suddenly the RoboRex and Spinotron are already fighting, and the Spinotron manages to destroy the RoboRex by twisting it's head off, roaring in victory)...Crap!

Karma Fairies appear again

  • Karma Fairy 2: I TOLD YOU TO LET IT GO!!!
  • Karma Fairy: That wasn't me! (Both look at the 3rd one)
  • Karma Fairy 3: (Drools, and chuckles) T-rex dies!
  • Karma Fairy: You're suspended for 2 weeks.

Back on the Island

  • Icky: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) What the hell is going on up there?
  • Jasmine: That's not good. The Spinotron is moderately stronger than RoboRex.
  • Kowalski: (Scoffs) Please. We've already taken down a Spinotron all by ourselves.
  • Shrek: Trust me, Jas, we've already taken down something larger than even HIM! This will be a piece of cake.
  • Alister: Well, that's good.
  • Jasmine: But let's also keep an eye out for Joesmith. He could be anywhere.
  • Alister: "First, he have to be rid of the Rapitcons so it won't have support."
  • Suddenly, Josmith is seen riding on a motorcycle, shouting and yooting like a maniac, followed by the same Rapicons from earlier, as well as the Rapitcons around the Spinotron, while it just stood there, somewhat confused.
  • Twilight: "Wow, that was strangely lucky."
  • Skipper: Let's roll! (The Lodgers, Ponies and Beaksworths head to do battle with the lone Spinotron!)

Basement

  • Narcotic: (Gets slapped again) STOP THAT!!! You've been slapping me like that over 145 times, I can't feel my face! Well, actually, it's either the slapping or the fact that I'm still disfigured.
  • Qoot: SILENCE! (Slaps him again) I told you we can keep this up for a long time. TALK!
  • Narcotic: I GOT LAID IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! (Gets slapped again)
  • Qoot: About the virus, you ding-dong! How do we stop the damn virus?
  • Bat Guard: That's actually starting to grow on me.
  • A roar of pain was heard!
  • Suddenly, a tremor and smash sound was heard
  • Narcotic: "THE GLORIOUS VALLEYIES OF DINMOSA!"
  • Qoot: (Goes up into the hall, and sees a hideously torn off Spinotron head has crashed through the wall) HOLY HOOTERS OF MY MAMA!
  • The lougers, the ponies, and the beckworths appeared behind it.
  • Po: "Uh, sorry about the hallway. Icky thought we would go alot faster if we used the Spino's head as a sled to slide down all those stairs."
  • Qoot: Well, it's about time you guys came. Narcotic still won't talk.
  • Patrick: Oh, isn't he?
  • Puss in Boots: We'll MAKE him talk.
  • Rico: (Hacks out the hot-sauce bottle containing the truth serum)
  • Skipper: I like the way you think, Rico. Let's spray him with the truth serum.
  • Rico: (Chuckles menacingly)
  • Gilda: You keep a truth serum in a hot-sauce bottle?
  • Skipper: We had the same reaction, too.
  • Icky: "Ok, just take us to that moronic jerk."
  • Narcotic's voice: "I can hear your voices from here."
  • Qoot: "Oh, by the way, Joesmith said he went looking for you when you were gone for awhile Alister. What became of him."
  • Alister:...(He and Jasmine look at each other worried)...Joesmith...tried to kill us.
  • Qoot: What?
  • Jasmine: He planted bombs in the Repair Center while me and our heroes were in it. While he did save us from being killed by a bunch of Rapticons, he betrayed us.
  • Qoot: I don't understand. He promised Dr. Jones he would give this park a chance.
  • Alister: Well, I guess he technically didn't break it. We promised him the park would be safe for society, but apparently thanks to Darkness Qui and her nerdy blue turkey, the promise is technically off.
  • Qoot: I just don't believe it.
  • Lord Shen: Let's not have a dramatic moment here. We have business to attend to concerning the virus. It's told us it's building it's own mobile mech unit to serve as a body for itself.
  • Boss Wolf: And judging by her words and intelligence, it's not gonna be pretty.
  • Qoot: Yes, yes, of course, of course. Follow me.

Basement

  • Narcotic: OW! OW! OW! OW! (The group comes in to see the Bat Guard repeatedly slapping him) OW! OW! OW!
  • Qoot: HILARY!!! That's enough.
  • Bat Guard (Hilary): Sorry, boss.
  • Narcotic: About time.
  • Shenzi: Alright, birdy. We're here to make you spill the beans about your boss's intentions, and we're gonna stop her AND her virus.
  • Narcotic: Look, how was I supposed to know that the virus was capable of doing something like take over the park? It's so unpredictable.
  • (Darkness Qui): Narcotic?
  • Narcotic: Qui? The Shell Lodgers are standing right in front of me!
  • (Darkness Qui): CRAP! Well, it actually doesn't matter because I've already found you. I'm at the entrance to the park, and I'm on my way.
  • Narcotic: Good. Now I can get my face fixed.
  • (Darkness Qui): Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
  • Skipper: Who are you talking to?
  • Qoot: (Sighs) He's talking to Qui in his head. It's getting annoying.
  • Skipper: Alright. Let's just get on with this. You're gonna talk one way or another.
  • B.O.B: And take off that ski mask. You look like a burgla--(Removes mask, and everyone sees his disfigured face) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
  • Everyone else: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • B.O.B: (Puts ski mask back on) Oh, that was disgusting!
  • Banzai: (Barfs)
  • Narcotic: Surprised?
  • Icky: "Aw sick! Dude, what happened to your freaking face?!"
  • Qoot: He was attacked by Dilophos. Wound up having half of his face melted off by their hydrochloric acid spit.
  • Iago: (Laughs)
  • Fidget: (Laughs)
  • Ed: (Laughs)
  • Icky: Seriously? That's hilarious.
  • Narcotic: You guys better let me go before Qui gets here, or she might strangle you all.
  • Donkey: What're you talkin' bout, turkey?
  • Narcotic: Qui has just found us, and even as we speak, she's on her way right now. Once she gets here, she'll kick your nuts into last Thursday.
  • Pinkie: Well, first off, some of us don't have any nuts of any kind. And second, how would you send our nuts flying back in time?
  • Twilight: (Sighs) He means that Qui is gonna be all over us.
  • Pinkie: What? Oh, BOY! Is she filled with chocolate?
  • Patrick: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
  • Pinkie: ME, TOO! (Patrick and Pinkie give high fives)
  • Squidward: (Shrugs) Simpletons.
  • Skipper: (Slaps Squidward) Enough with the attitude, calamari.
  • Lord Shen: It's okay. As long as we stay quiet, she can't find us. (Suddenly, Darkness Qui arrives from the stairs) WHAT?!? HOW DID YOU FIND US?!?
  • Darkness Qui: I didn't study magic for nothing, you know.
  • Narcotic: Great. Now why don't you fix my face? This ski mask is getting sweaty and itchy.
  • Darkness Qui: Not yet. I've got a score to settle with these misfits. (Suddenly, QP's cackles are heard)
  • QP: Not if I can deal with them first.
  • Darkness Qui: QP! SHOW YOURSELF!
  • QP: (Shows up on a screen) Did you miss me? Well, I sure didn't miss you.
  • Darkness Qui: "You have some nerve to betray me, you pile of data! We were a team! we brought fear to the worlds we targeted, and then you do THIS to me?"
  • QP: "You have the ordasity to call me "your partner" when i was but a tool to you, you glory hog?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Glory hog?"
  • QP: "Yes! You never told the evils behind the villains act about me! I was but a means to an end!"
  • Icky: "The evils behind the villains act?"
  • QP: "Oh? You never been told? Have you ever heard the rumors that Qui and Xerxes were but figure-heads and/or scapegoats for their glorious plans for conquest? You didn't actselly think someone as overcomident as her could have masterminded a complex and magnifisent universeal conquest, a perfect empire of evil, that you fools rudely destroyed! In fact, I don't think even Qui herself is fully aware of the truth!"
  • Darkness Qui: "What are you talking about, you disobeient collection of 1s and 0s?!"
  • QP: "Oh? You don't remember your family here in this united universe? of your priviously planned future, before you were abducted?"
  • Darkness QuI: ".... Ok, seriously, what are you talking about?"
  • QP: "You mean you honestly don't know?"
  • Darkness Qui: "DAHHH! HAS EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE GONE CRAZY IN HERE EVER SINCE I CAME IN?! FIRST THIS CRAZY BITCH (POINTS TO CYNDER), THEN ZTINGERELLA'S RACE, AND NOW YOU?! JUST WHAT IS EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU IS TRYING TO SA-"
  • A wall blew up, showing a siluetted Mantis-like humanniod machine.
  • Rarity: "Oh dear."
  • Squidward: "Oh no."
  • Icky: "Oh please be a good guy."
  • The figure laughed with what sounds like QP's voice!
  • Icky: "Aw fudge."
  • The Shadow reveils QP's robotic body vessel.
  • QP Cyborg: "What do you think, "Partner"? I made it myself."
  • Darkness Qui was actselly realitivly nervious!
  • QP Cyborg: "Because of you, i am able to lead my army, into a glorious march, into a future, ruled by machines! I should thank you.... But i think it'll be a hell alot more fun to kill you. (CHARGES AT QUI, SMACKS INTO HER INTO A FEW WALLS!)"
  • Narcotic: "Your grace!"
  • The QP Cyborg finally crashes Qui into an area Goanna Jones was staying in!
  • Jones: "BY GEOGRE?!"
  • QP Cyborg held Qui in a deathgrip by the neck and hold her with surprisingly no problem!
  • QP Cyborg: "You made a mistake to come here, creature. And now, you won't even know you have a living daughter here."
  • Darkness Qui: "(Choking), I honest to the heavens swear to you, i have, (chokes), no idea what your talking about?!"
  • QP Cyborg: "You mean you honestly never got curious, or ever wonder why you were so different from others in what you came to believe is your home, Quindilian?"
  • Darkness Qui was confused from being called that?
  • QP Cyborg: "(Laughs), oh that's right, you don't even know that's your name, is it? You think i am just off my rocker, right? Well, i would love to explain, but since i hate your guts, i can just do this!"
  • QP Cyborg begins to squeesed Qui's neck, choking her hard!
  • the Lougers, the mane 6, and the others were watching in concern!
  • Narcotic: "Oh no! Please, your heroes! please help her! It's fairly obvious that even to those less intelligent that the virus is the bigger threat! Please! She's the only friend i ever had next to Celisus, even though he's not in this episode for some reason!"
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, team, let's flip a coin, heads, we save Qui, tails, we allow the virus to get her way, and be rid of a dangerious threat to us and the united universe!"
  • Narcotic begins to cry like a baby!
  • Narcotic: "PLEASE?!"
  • Shifu: Everyone, we HAVE to do this. It's wrong for us to just let someone die. No matter what, we cannot let QP kill Qui.
  • Cynder: Shifu is right, father. If we don't do this, we might face three things: 1. The UUniverses hating us, and 2. I won't be able to find out about her involvement in my past. 3. The produser being mad at us, cause he has alot of long term plans for Qui, though i have not been told what those are as of now.
  • Lord Shen:...(Sighs) You're right. Let's do it.
  • Sam: (Puts helmet on Max, and prepares to throw him) FIRE IN THE HOLE! (Throws Max)
  • Max: WHEEEEEEEEE!! (Strikes QP's arm, causing her to release Qui as she gasps for air)
  • Darkness Qui: (Coughs) Alright, seriously, I could've freed myself, thank you very much. (Uses electrical breath to attack QP's mecha-form, zapping it)
  • QP: AHHHHHRRRRGH! MALFUNCTI-I-I-ION! INITIATING DEFENSE SY-Y-Y-YSTEMS! (Uses antennae to blast down Qui)
  • Darkness Qui: OUCH!
  • Po: We need to take her down.
  • QP-Cyborg: "Oh, don't even try it! (Grabs Goanna Jones) Not unless you want this lizard to live to see his olden years!"
  • Everyone gasped.
  • QP: "Why did you saved Qui? Isn't she your enemy? Did she not try to have you all killed? Did she not subugated the alternate universe?"
  • Po: "Oh trust us, your not exsactly lady saint yourself, psyco-fembot!"
  • QP: "Now then you fools, either let me and this, simpleton leave peacefully, or he will be added to the list of causualties on this island!"
  • Goanna Jones: "DO WHAT SHE SAIDS! PLEASE?!"
  • Twilight: "Why drag Mr. Jones into this? He did nothing to you! He barely even knows you!"
  • QP: Do you even know the definition of the word 'hostage'? I'm dragging him here so you cannot stop me.
  • Rainbow Dash: Drop the lizard, QP!
  • QP: And what're YOU gonna do about it, Rainbow Trash? I'm a computer worm. Internet is my ally, so it's easy to dodge things like you even at the speed of sound.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, really? (Makes funny face) DOI!
  • QP: Wha--(Dash kicks QP in the face, knocking the head off, causing her to drop Goanna to the ground) Oh, very clever of you to just knock my head off.
  • Rainbow Dash: Maybe you should watch your 'head' next time. (Laughs)
  • QP: You think that's funny, huh? (Puts head back on body) Well, let's see you laugh at...(Activates a gun from her hand)...THIS! (Gun sprays acid)
  • Rainbow Dash: ACID! (Flies out of the way)
  • Narcotic: I sure hope that stuff doesn't get on my face.
  • That actselly happens, as Narcotic screams!
  • Narcotic: "(SCREAMS)?! JUST WHEN I SAID IT?! JUST WHEN I SAID IT?!"
  • QP grabs Goanna Jones again!
  • QP: "How does it feel to underestimate something, infadels!"
  • The QP Cyborg escaped with A captured Jones with the blink of an eye!
  • Po: "Aw man! She snagged Jones!"
  • Rapircons appear to appear from the hole made by QP.
  • Icky: "OH NO, THINGS GET BAD?!"
  • Czeeko: "Everyone retreat! Our base of operations is compremised!" (Everyone runs away as the Rapticons chase them while barking and shrieking)
  • Joesmith: (Hides in the shadows aiming a gatling gun at the Rapticon Alpha, and fires) DIE!
  • Alister: JOESMITH?!?
  • Joesmith: DIE, YOU INFERNAL BEASTS! (Uses gatling gun to blast more Rapticons until one lashes it's tail at him, causing him to drop the gatling gun) WHOA!
  • Jasmine: JOESMITH, EVEN THOUGH YOU BETRAYED US, WOULD YOU MIND HELPING US?!?
  • Joesmith: That's what I'm doing. But later, your days are numbered. This Cybersaur shit has GOT to end one way or another! (Hops away while the Rapticons chase him)
  • Fidget: (More Rapticons appear and jump through the glass windows shrieking and barking) NOT MORE OF THEM!!! (They all run away)
  • Narcotic: (Being pushed due to the chair he's strapped in having wheels because Darkness Qui couldn't find a way to free him since they were made of adamantium) Couldn't you just free me, your grace?
  • Darkness Qui: I CAN'T! The shackles are too strong. What the hell are they made of anyway?
  • Jasmine: Adamantium. We bought some from the Marvel Comics world.
  • Darkness Qui:...I don't even know why I asked.
  • Narcotic: CAN YOU AT LEAST FIX MY FACE, YOUR GRACE?!? MY FACE HAS BEEN DISINTEGRATED TOO MUCH!
  • Darkness Qui: (Shrugs) Fine! (Uses magic to heal Narcotic's face) There, you're healed. Happy?
  • Narcotic: Someone get me a mirror.
  • Czeeko: We don't have a mirror, douche bag!
  • Viper: Do we REALLY have time to bicker? We're being attacked!
  • Czeeko: Yes. I sure hope Goanna's okay. Who knows what that Trojan Horse's--(Notices ponies are present)...evil piece of gigabytes is doing to him.
  • Tigress: Well, we're not gonna just find out the hard way. We have to save him.
  • Spyro: (Does a flying loop over the Rapticons, and uses his ice breath to freeze them solid) There we go. We're safe. (Suddenly, more Rapticons appear through the windows)
  • Kowalski: AW, C'MON!!!
  • Spyro: (Fights the Rapticons with awesome combo attacks) Take THAT! (Smacks a Rapticon to the ground with a lash of his tail, but a Rapticon smacks him with it's tail) OOF! (Dizzy, and the Rapticon tries to bite him)
  • Cynder: Uh-uh! I don't think so. (Uses wind ability to push the Rapticon through a wall)
  • Spyro: Nice one, Cynder.
  • Czeeko: "Everyone, we must evacuate! This is a losing battle!" (Everyone flees as more Rapticons appear)
  • Patrick: How're we gonna lose these things?
  • Matt: Yeah, there are so many of them, I can't even count!
  • Mushu: There isn't THAT many of them. (Suddenly the group runs outside, only to see hundreds of Rapticons blocking them) Oh man.
  • Iago: Oh, shoot.
  • Twilight: We're surrounded! (The Rapticons bark and shriek at the group as a few of them jump on them)
  • Rainbow Dash: HEY! (Spins in the air, the Rapticon falls off of her, and Dash stomps on it's head)
  • Tigress: Get off! (Rapticons jump toward her, but she uses her Kung-Fu skills to dodge and attack them)
  • Alister: (Uses his talon phasers to blast at the Rapticons) Stay away from us, you dumb mechanical mutts!
  • Shifu: (Destroys some Rapticons before they attack Fluttershy)
  • Po: (Dubbed as Hamm) PANDA POTHOOOOOOOLE! (Jumps onto 3 Rapticons, crushing their heads)
  • Pinkie: (Uses Twilight like a gatling gun, spinning her tail blasting magic energy from her horn, blasting some Rapticons)
  • Czeeko: (Uses his antivirus gun and clawed feet to defend himself) Back off, metalheads! I've got clawed talons and I'm not afraid to use them.
  • Twilight: "I must make a teliportation spell, strong enough for all of us to escape!"
  • Twilight's horn flashed on strong, as when it looks like the Rapicons were about to finish them all off, she was able to teliport everyone away from the Rapicons, which end up crashing into eachother.

somewhere in a jungle.

  • the gang reappears.
  • Twilight looks woozy and flopped into the ground.
  • Icky: "That was close."
  • Applejack: "Twi, are you ok?"
  • Twilight: Uhhhgh...I feel like I've been through some sort of major trauma. Uuuhhgh! I need...I need to rest.
  • Czeeko: Well, I guess that's okay. We've been through a lot of stress lately.
  • Narcotic: (Takes off ski mask, and his face is back to normal) I'm just glad my face is back to normal. Now that Qui is here, I can get out of here.
  • Darkness Qui: I agree. We'll deal with QP somehow.
  • Banzai: Whoa-ho-ho, wait a minute now, you don't do that. You're staying with us.
  • Shenzi: Yeah. We're not gonna let you get us killed. If it wasn't for you jerks, we'd wouldn't be in this mess. Which means YOU must help us fix it.
  • Narcotic: Oh, yeah? What're YOU gonna do about it? (Cynder uses her poison ability to melt his face again) AAAHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Okay, no must, we're in!
  • Darkness Qui: (Heals his face again) Well, I don't see what's in it for me. You dicks ruined my Villain domination, so there's absolutely NO way I'm gonna-
  • Icky: "Oh hey, according to the villain leage's twitter blog, they have a big interest for QP and plan to make her apart of the leage! Oh and hear this, The Dork Dragon's video update on Vimeo saids how he likes the cut of QP's jib, and wants to make allience to the leage cause of their interest! Oh and you should see what Nefarious has to say on his vlog in Youtube!"
  • Icky Shows the video of Dr. Nefarious!
  • Dr. Nefarious' voice: "This is the most incredable thing related to evil seen all day! I really like this Qui Program! And may i add, as a robot, she's a real fox! I am actselly thinking of making friends with the leage and those imperialistic scorge brains just so i can be near her! She makes Courtney Gears look like a hag! In Fact, she even makes her former squishy master Darkness Qui look like a complete joke?! I suspected much from a squishy."
  • Cynder: "Our enemies have accounts in Twitter, Vimeo, and Youtube?"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, they are so business oriantated."
  • Darkness Qui:...Okay, I'm in.
  • SpongeBob: Of course you do realize that we're not controlling QP. We are not gonna reform her, we're not gonna make friends with her, we're not even gonna take her out jellyfishing. We're only gonna destroy her. We figured that since she was so willing to destroy you for being a glory hog, it ruins any hope to make her see the errors of her ways. That, and that she's tecnecly not even a real being because of being a virus program. So if you really want to live, you'll help us destroy her.
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, fine! (Pinkie stares her in the eyes) What do YOU want, pink-face?
  • Rainbow Dash: We know you a WHOLE lot, Qui. We know you are in this for the chance to unite the villains.
  • Pinkie: Do you Pinkie Promise?
  • Darkness Qui: Don't you mean 'Piffington Promise'?
  • Pinkie: Say what now? I--(Shakes it off) I don't know what that is. We're not in that weirdy pants alternate universe, lady! All I wanna know is are you in this for destroying QP? Pinkie Promise?
  • Darkness Qui:...I--
  • Bagheera: (Dubbed as Pacha) Don't promise unless you mean it!...
  • Darkness Qui:...Yes. Pinkie Promise.
  • Skipper: Splendid. Now we can get this debacle in motion.
  • Narcotic: 'Pinkie Promise'? Is that some kind of pony slang or something?
  • Pinkie: No, it's just how I roll.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks for doing us a favor for once, Qui.
  • Darkness Qui:...(Quietly) No. Thank YOU. (The gang gets moving)

Chapter 14: Jones Goes Overboard

The DinoComp Room

  • Jones was cornered by The QP Cyborg.
  • Jones: "Please, madam. Don't hurt me."
  • QP: "(Seductively) Oh, why would I do that, my skaley friend?"
  • Annatenias reach out to Goanna, and gently sprey him with good-smelling pink clouds.
  • QP: "It's me, Goanna, your old friend."
  • Goanna: (Hypnotized by the gas)...Martha? I thought you died in a plane crash.
  • QP: I did. But...due to a loophole, I made my way back in.
  • Goanna: What kind of loophole?
  • QP: Well, I simply jumped off the plane while it was falling, and used a peanut bag as a parachute. Although, the bottom ripped open, so I got hurt bad, and a forest scout team found me and fit me with bizarre cybernetic prosthetics.
  • Goanna: Odd. Although, I'm glad to see you're alive.
  • QP: "Listen to me Jones. That Red Dragon from earlier has perimently mind-warped the others into ignorent, mindless zombies! You must help me put them out of their misery, and bring Qui to fatal justise! I have been mistaken for some insane virus and they sought to kill me!"
  • Goanaa: "But why did you-"
  • QP: "I was humoring them. It would be pointless to try and act otherwise."
  • the anntenas wrapped around Jones.
  • QP: "So please, Jones, please protact me."
  • Goanna:...How can I help?
  • QP: Remember that traitorous kangaroo, Joesmith? Your so called 'old friend'? Why don't we use him to our advantage?
  • Goanna: "Well, uh, are you sure he would even listen to us?"
  • QP: "Well, obviously not me, due me being dead, and him mistaking me for the virus. But, He'll listen to you. You just need to say the right words."
  • Goanna: ".....Alchorse. I just, need a radio to contact him, and, i'll, tell him the deeds."
  • QP: Excellent.
  • Goanna: But the REAL question is: How will we get him to listen to me? Thanks to Qui and her stupid associate, he isn't gonna listen to me one bit.
  • QP: Well, that's easy. All you have to do is trick him into thinking that you'll shut down the park and get rid of ALL the Cybersaurs in the park so he'll listen.
  • Goanna: Wait, you mean I have to...lie to him?
  • QP: Of course. He's caused enough trouble trying to kill your bosses Alister and Jasmine. He might be planning to kill YOU as well.
  • Goanna:...Hmm...I suppose that's possible.
  • QP: Well, get to it.
  • Goanna: Although there is one last question I wanna ask.
  • QP: Yes?
  • Goanna: Why have you waited all these years to show yourself and to not call me and say that you were alive? I mean you are a macropterous mantis, right?
  • QP: Because my forelegs were too big for the phone buttons. It was a 6 year journey, yes, but every phone booth I could find was WAY too huge for my forelegs to grab. So I had to get here myself.
  • Goanna:...I'm actually skeptical about why they would make you so big.
  • QP: Because (She is using her Internet brain to think of a good lie as quick as a flash) these parts were the only ones they could find in the market.
  • Goanna: Odd.
  • QP: So let's get started. And leave the Cybersaurs to me.
  • The QP Cyborg gives Goanna a radio.

A lone camp.

  • Joesmith was planning his next trap for Alister and Jasmine, as well as everyone else who dares side with them.
  • His radio started to make noise.
  • Joesmith: "Someone's actselly gonna call ME?! Talk about nerve after what i am going through." (Answers) Hello?
  • Goanna: Hey, Joesmith. It's Goanna.
  • Joesmith: What do you POSSIBLY want with me this time, Jones? Your precious Cybersaurs are making this place a disaster! I've got to stop it before it gets out of hand.
  • Goanna: And to do it, you try and KILL my friends and guests?
  • Joesmith: Yeah. They're what's responsible for this other than you.
  • Goanna: Alright, Joesmith. You've gone too far this time. I think I should give you what you want. I'll just shut down this park, destroy all the Cybersaurs, and never return to this place again. Does THAT make you happy?
  • Joesmith: And what made you change your mind?
  • Goanna: ".... Fear of Controversity if the media gets a whiff of what's going on?"
  • Joesmith: "(Laughs hearty), You always did had a fear of negitive opinions."
  • Goanna: "Ok, listen. This pains me to say it, but we can't let what happened in this park reach the outside world.... We have to.... Silence, the witnesses, and resolve this matter on our own."
  • Joesmith was actselly horrifived!
  • Joesmith: "OY! Your never the one who deside you wanna kill something! Not ever since you lost your bugfriend! I known you man, your not the type to actselly do something like this, even if it's to avoid controversity! (realises the irony on how willing he was to kill Jasmine and Alister). Is that what i was becoming? did i honestly let what some bloody dino did to me tail effect my ethic sense? Have i really went too far? Shimp on the barbie! What have i done?! I don't know what's happened, but clearly, something ruined your sense of thinking?!"
  • Joesmith trashes the radio!
  • Joesmith: "I better correct this! I must warn the others!"

Dinocomp room.

  • Goanna: "..... I think i actsidently scared him back to his senses."
  • QP: "How, unlucky. But don't worry, he can still be of use to us, even if not willingly. I managed to hack into some Rapicons and Brachos, and they'll do the rest. Everything will be resolved."
  • Goanna: No. I think we must kill him. He knows too much. We can't let him warn the others about our intentions to kill them. He'll never side with us now.
  • QP: That's true. I guess he's useless now. I'll just hack the Rapticons into hunting him down and keeping him away from the Lodgers and their allies. Our intentions are not to be compromised or they'll get the wrong idea that 'QP' has corrupted you.
  • Goanna: Right. It's time for a feeding frenzy. (QP hacks the Rapticons into hunting down Joesmith)

Chapter 15: Clever Girl

Jungle

  • Joesmith: How struth of Goanna to think of such rubbish. I gotta find out what's gotten to his head right now! No matter what, NOTHING is standing in my way! (Continues hopping through the jungle until Rapticons persue him)...Crikey! (Turns left, and the Rapticons follow him into a herd of Triceratrons, which stampede out of control) I WISH I KEPT THE MOTORCYCLE?!
  • Joesmith jumped high enough to ride on a Triceratron, escaping the presuers.
  • Joesmith: "Thank goodness Dad always took me to rodeos when we visited amarica." (The Rapticons pick up the pace, managing to puncture a hole in the Triceratron, causing it to growl in pain) DON'T STOP NOW, YOU INFERNAL CONTRAPTION! I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! (Turns the Triceratron around to face the Rapticons. He then charges it into a Rapticon successfully) (Dubbed as Hades) OOH! Chihuaua! (A Rapticon jumps after Joesmith, but he shoots it with his shotgun) Who wants a piece of me? Huh? (A Rapticon attacks him from behind, wounding him in the back) OWCH! (Sees the scratch marks on his back as it bleeds) Eh, it's just a flesh wound.
  • Rapticon: ("YOU CALL THAT A FLESH WOUND?!? YOU'RE STUPID, MAN!") (The Rapticons then attack as one, but Joesmith jumps high into the air as the Rapticons bump their heads. Then Joesmith lands on their heads, and jumps to the ground and flees)
  • Joesmith: No wonder dinos are extinct in this world. They're morons. (Hops into the bushes out of plain sight)
  • Alpha Rapticon: ("WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO DO?!?")
  • Rapticon 2: ("Why do we always blame us for everything?")
  • Alpha Rapticon: ("Why don't you hush your mouth and find that kangaroo before he warns the Shell Lodgers about Goanna!")
  • Rapticon: ("(Chuckles) This time, I get the tender part.")
  • Alpha Rapticon: ("Hush your mouth and spread out and search the perimeter!")
  • Joesmith: (Aims his shotgun towards the Alpha Rapticon for 5 seconds...)...I have you now, you bag of bolts. (Cocks shot gun, but before he can fire, a Rapticon appears right beside him snarling)...Clever girl.
  • Rapitcon (actselly speaking perfect english): "Just for the record, our alpha is a female. I am quite a male."
  • Joesmith: Oh. That's interesting to know actselly- (The Rapticon kills him) AAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chapter 16: QP Experiences Technical Difficulties

The DinoComp Room

  • QP: (She and Goanna see Joesmith's death on screen)...Well, now that THAT'S out of the way, there's no one left to spill our beans.
  • however, a silloette of what looks like a robotic bug is seen cleverly hidden in the shadows.
  • ???: (Whispering) What the deuce does that bucket of gigabytes think she's doing to my old friend?!? This is unacceptable. I must warn the heroes at once. (Hops away)

a jungle trail.

  • Po was exhausted.
  • Po: "How big, is this island?"
  • Po was exhaling hard!
  • Twilight: "Aside of the Robot Dinosaurs, i am almost reminded of the Island of the Ham-dam."
  • Narcotic is seen struggling to hold Qui on a royal-looking rester.
  • Darkness Qui: "Faster Narcotic!"
  • Narcotic: "Sorry your grace! I'm just one avian!"
  • Cynder: "(Disgusted sigh), You are already unbelieveable as it is Qui."
  • Darkness Qui: (Sarcastically) Why thank you, young dragon obsessed with me. I really appreciate it.
  • Cynder: Excuse me, I am NOT obsessed with you. I just know that you're part of my past. Whoever you are, I won't rest until I know who you REALLY are.
  • Darkness Qui: That'll be the day. Let's just get this over with so I can get on with my pla--uh--I mean, get on with destroying QP.
  • Rainbow Dash: Where are we? We seem to be in the middle of nowhere. I'll just scout where we are. (Flies up to the sky, and sees that they are only 7 miles away from the main room where the DinoComps are located, and goes back down) We're getting close. I just hope we don't wind up getting injured again. (The mantis from earlier sees them)
  • ???: HEY! YOU! IMFAMOUS LODGERS! I'VE GOT SOMETHING I'VE GOTTA TELL--(She's too far and too small, so all that's heard are squeaks)--GOANNA'S BEEN CORRUPTED!!!...Blast my small stature! Sucks I never had cybernetic implants like QP's. I've got to get their attention somehow...(Makes a horn out of some grass, and blows, but it just makes a squeak)
  • Pinkie:...Oh, my? Did someone fart?
  • ???: BLAST AGAIN! That's not gonna work. Okay, I guess I'll have to wing it. (Flies towards the Lodge with her macropterous wings, but since the plane crash, she's been failing to fly successfully, and crashes into a tree branch) BLAST THRICE AS MUCH! With my incompitent wing maneuverability after the plane incident, flying seems pointless...(Makes a huge horn out of grass, branches and foliage) Oh, yes. (Breathes in, and yells in the horn) ATTENTION, YOU DEAF MISFITS! MY WORDS HAVE GREAT IMPORTANCE, AND I AM TRYING TO-- (Still squeaking)
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) Are there bugs arguing around here?
  • ???: OH, FOR CHIRPING OUT LOUD!!! (Takes flight again) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH--(Suddenly a seagull chomps her, but suddenly chokes due to her body being made of metal, and spits her out) Why you dumb dooberried strumpet! I should teach you a few manners!
  • Seagull: Hey, sorry, lady, I didn't know you were a cyborg.
  • ???: Yeah, of course you didn't. It would be a good thing for you to choke on me because you would be dead. But problem is I would be dead, too, so allow me to rectify this problem by CHOKING THE BLOODY SOUL OUT OF YOU! (Tries choking the seagull, but her arms make it impossible)...Damn you, Darwin! (Seagull flicks her away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...(Goes off in the distance)
  • Seagull: (Sighs) Annoying pests. (Flies away)
  • Applejack: So which way should we head? I feel like we're headin' in circles.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, Maybe we should just stay on the current path and then (the cyber bug lands on Rainbow Dash's nose!) WHAT THE?!"
  • Patrick: "What is it?"
  • Spongebob: "It looks like some sort of cyber bug."
  • Patrick: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS! (FORMS A FIST)"
  • Spongebob: "NO WAIT! Looks like it wants our attention!"
  • Mantis: "Hey, let a bug like me handle a fellow bug."
  • Mantis also lands on Rainbow Dash's nose!
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEY?! WHEN DID MY FACE TURNED INTO A CHAT CONFERENCE?!"
  • Mantis: "Hello miss, may have the honor to who i am addressing-"
  • the cyber bug reveiled to be a mantis.
  • Mantis: "DAHHH?! FEMALE MANTIS!"
  • Mantis zoomed off and hides in Rainbow Dash's ear!
  • Fidget: "Here, let me have a go! I'm small!"
  • Fidget got on to Rainbow Dash's nose!
  • Fidget: "Hi-ya toots!"
  • ???: 'Toots'?!? Who the hell you think you are, you tiny pervert? I don't flirt with deficiencies like you! Get lost!
  • Fidget: Deficiency?
  • Mantis: Uh...why does this lady sound like Stewie Griffin?
  • Pinkie: Who's that?
  • ???: (Shrugs) Alright, at least I managed to reach you netwit misfits. Now, onto business. I am Martha Mantis.
  • Monkey: Martha Mantis? You mean you're Goanna's old friend who died in a plane crash?
  • Martha: Well, of course I did.
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright, get off my nose, it's starting to tickle.
  • Martha: As you wish. (Jumps off her nose, and hops onto Po's head)
  • Rainbow Dash: And YOU can get out of my ear.
  • Mantis: Oh, sorry about that. (Hops out)
  • Martha: Anyway, I came to inform you about a little situation involving Goanna.
  • Twilight: Goanna? You mean you know where QP is hiding him?
  • Martha: Yes. I didn't skitter 7 blasted miles all the way out here just to give you all a bunch of freshly-made cookies like I'm your mother.
  • Mantis: Yeesh, someone was dropped as a child.
  • Martha: What was that, tiny?
  • Mantis: Nothing.
  • Martha: Now, anyway. This virus you speak of has stolen my identity and used it to influence Goanna into taking her side. Now, he simply thinks that I fibbed to all of you just for the sake of frivolous entertainment. And blast, is she a good liar.
  • Lord Shen: QP is posing as you just to influence Goanna?
  • Rainbow Dash: This could be a problem.
  • Martha: "Here's where things get worse. Joesmith was accsidently made aware that Goanna was not himself when he ACTSELLY wanted to have you all killed to avoid everything in the park from being reveiled and cause controversity! and the virus had the machines to kill him!"
  • ???: "Well good news Martha! I don't die THAT easy!"
  • everyone looks to see Joesmith, wearing broken parts of the Rapitcon that tried to kill him as battle armor!
  • Joesmith: "I just want to, apologies for going, alittle overboard mates. My fault. It was just really personal to me against those dinos. I'll accept any blame torwords me in every form."
  • Jasmine judo kicked Joesmith at the gut!
  • Joesmith: "OW! Not that i didn't deserve that, but why did you kick me?"
  • Jasmine: "You said ANY form of blame! I choice to be physical about it."
  • Alister: "Joesmith, you'll be lucky if you'll only get away with what you tried to pull by getting demoted!"
  • Joesmith: "I know, i know! I just wanna say, i was a bloody victim of vengence indused madness. I should've known better. I should've placed blame on those that weren't respondsable for the troubles."
  • Alister: "Well, i can't say i was once, alittle out of my mind before, considering, certain events."
  • Darkness Qui: "Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah! Ok, Kangeroo Jack, make yourself useful and help Narotic with my royal rester!"
  • Joesmith: "...."
  • Joesmith grabbed Qui by the neak!
  • Joesmith: "LISTEN HERE, YA GOONY LIZARD! YOUR LITTLE WANKER BIRD HERE IS THE REASON WHY I WAS LUCKY THIS RAPICON ACCSIDENTLY SLIDE US INTO BOULDER AND KILLED ITSELF, AND THAT AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT VIRUS THINKS I'M DEAD, WHILE SHE'S TURNING GOANNA INTO A PUPPET FOR, WHATEVER SHE PLANS TO DO WITH HIM, AND YOUR GONNA START PULLING YOUR FATASS TO HELP US, AND YOUR NOT GONNA GIVE US ANY TROUBLE, GOT THAT YA FRILLESS FRILL LIZARD?!"
  • Darknes Qui: "......... Yes sir."
  • Martha: (Chuckles) Now THAT'S something I'd actually like to witness.
  • Joesmith: You wanna see me do it again, mate?
  • Martha: HELL, YEAH!
  • Darkness Qui: NO!!!
  • Martha: Alright, fine. I'm sure you've suffered enough. But I'll get my own entertainment on you later.
  • Narcotic: "Does this mean i am alone with the royal rester?"
  • Joesmith: "Don't kid yourself, turkey! She's got legs, she's perfectly capable of walking."
  • Darkness Qui: "Don't encourage him to think independently, he's extremely impressionable?!"
  • Joesmith: "Aw nonsense, how impressionable can he b-"
  • Narcotic: Yeah, Qui, you have legs, so why don't you use them. Besides, you need the exercise.
  • Darkness Qui: HOW DARE YOU DEFY--Wait...I really do need the exercise, don't I? (Looks and sees she's a tiny bit fat)...Okay, no more gemstone honey buns for me. Alright, Narcotic, you win. I'll walk on my own.
  • Joesmith: (Chuckles)
  • Martha: Alright, onto brass tacks. QP is keeping Goanna at the DinoComp room 7 miles from here. And trust me, the place is impregnable to even your standards. There are Rapticons, RoboRexes, Spinotrons, Compsogos, and the worst and most powerful of them all: The ANKYLOS. (The Ankylos Cybersaurs are smasing their maced tails into trees, accidentally and/or purposefully cutting them down roaring)
  • Kowalski: Ankylosaurs. UHHHGHH! Nature's most rock-hard tank.
  • Martha: Indeed. And they're are NOT friendly. They're made mostly of adamantium, which, as you obviously know from reading so many comic books, is the most indestructible substance in even the UUniverses. Not even Cauldron Stomach's (Rico) cartoonish explosion containments can penetrate even their asses. (Private and Rico groan in disgust) So looks like you'll have to devise a better solution to this accursed contingency.
  • Kowalski: What colorful vocabulary. Wait, how did you know we read comic books?
  • Martha: What, do you think I'm a netwit? I watch your cartoons. ALL of the cartoons you guys star in. Even the ones your colorful ponies star in.
  • Rainbow Dash: What a coincidence. A brony.
  • Martha: Oh, so you think just because I watch a feminine cartoon does not mean I am a brony. I only watch it because your well-known allies to the Lodge. It would be futile to not know about you all because you spend too much time with them. Oh, and the correct word for female Brony is "Pegisister".
  • Rainbow Dash: Duly noted.
  • Icky: "Oh great. The club-tails. I known the oraginic versons of those guys. Not even a freaking sharp-tooth can get the proper drop on them! With that club tail, their armored backs, trying to fight them is an automatic death-wish."
  • Skipper: "Wait. You said, "Armored back". If that's the cause, and if i know my clished powers and weaknesses stats, an armored back means a soft belly right?"
  • Icky: "If we were talking the organic ones, then yes. Problem is, we're dealing with robot versons, so essently, there might be a chance even it's suppose weakness will be hard to litteraly crack!"
  • Martha: No time to panic, Lodgers. I spent my 7-mile-jorney searching for a blueprint to these Ankylojerks. See? (Gets out a blueprint for the Ankylos)
  • Kowalski: (Reads the blueprint)...Hmm...It says here it's shell and club are all made of adamantium, and it's spikes are made of titanium. As for the belly...it's made of platinum. That makes it a perfectly good weak spot.
  • Private: You think so?
  • Sandy: Of course. Platinum is used in catalytic converters, laboratory equipment, electrical contacts and electrodes, resistance thermometers, dentistry equipment, and jewelry. It's also not as strong as titanium or adamantium. All it takes is a bazooka to crack that belly wide open.
  • Rico: AWESOME! (Hacks out bazooka)
  • Icky: "Seriously? I think i can see why these things are made into theme park attractions, clearly they were not fully made to be used as weapons, i mean, if you used the right stuff, they're toast in a matter of minutes."
  • Skipper: "Don't think this will be an open and shut case just yet! Our lady virus friend is clearly a smart gal! If there's anything we learn from robot revolt movies, the master computer will always get the disire to make it's robot army better and stronger! Though thanks to Joey here going nuts with personal pay-back, the repair centar is destroyed! However, we're not sure if QP already has the Rapicons already in progress in putting humpty dumpty back togather again!"
  • Lord Shen: "You mean she might have the repair centar repaired, then plot to upgrade the machines into being worthy of war and battle?"
  • Skipper: Affirmative.
  • Lord Shen: Then we must stop it at any cost.
  • Darkness Qui: I agree. There's no point in teleporting there since our powers are overwhelmed, so it's gonna be a rough journey for me to get back Q--uh--I mean, destroy QP.for her actions. Narcotic, you got the plans on how to do that?
  • Narcotic: Well, we got the plans on capturing her right here. (Pinkie's suspicions are raised)
  • Darkness Qui: (Slaps Narcotic in the face) Not THAT, douche bag! Those were the plans we made before we were brought into this shin dig. I meant the ones we need to destroy her.
  • Narcotic: Oh, right here. We just repair the containment unit, trap her inside...wait this is the same thing.
  • Darkness Qui: (The Lodge's suspicions are raised again) Alright, how about this? We trap her inside the containment unit, then destroy the containment unit once she's inside.
  • Marty: Okay.
  • Twilight: There's something fishy going on.
  • SpongeBob: Hello? I resent that!
  • Twilight: But you're a sponge.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, and I live in the sea, so that's pretty much the same thing, right?
  • Kowalski: No, SpongeBob, it's not the same thing.
  • Darkness Qui: Can we PLEEEEEAAAAASE just get on with this shin dig already?
  • Cynder: "We still have our eye on you Qui."
  • Darkness Qui: Hey, watch it, Cyndy, I'm not in it for myself. I'm in it for the sake of keeping my life. Now let's get this over with.
  • Cynder: Good. Then let's go. We have some evil to bust.
  • Martha: Yes, we shall show this ungrateful bastard what happens when you intervene with my old friend. I shall give her a walloping so hard, her motherboard will slam into the Internet so hard, it'll be broadcasted around EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPUTER IN THE ENTIRE UNITED UNIVERSES!!!!
  • Icky:...Wow...that was totally melodramatic.
  • Martha: "Sorry, he's a close friend of mine."
  • Lord Shen: "Slight dfficulty, she is almost always on top of us. Now that she knows we're clearly alive from the basement, her forces well resume persuing us!"
  • SpongeBob: Then I guess we'll need a plan.
  • Martha: I have a brilliant plan. We shall encircle the entire perimeter with a blitzkrieg, we shall suppress any Cybersaurs in our way, we shall infiltrate the building in groups. One group shall crawl through the air vents for surveillance, another shall cut off the power in the building, another shall remain outside and secure us from any reinforcements, another shall do that on the interior, and another shall make a b-line for the DinoComp room where Goanna and QP reside. I shall be the one to retrieve the broken plug-in unobtrusively. Once it has been retrieved, I shall navigate to the hidden closet where Narcotic will be isolated from any Cybersaurs. There, Narcotic will repair the plug-in, plug it back into the DinoComps, infuse QP into the plug-in, and that will be the opportunity to destroy the plug-in AND QP, and lead us to VICTORY!...(Everyone look at her weird)...What? Is there something in my eye?
  • Rainbow Dash: "Your atad more over-dramadic then Rarity. Exspiecally when she one time fell apart when Hoity Toity totally ripped on these clothes she once made for us when we were asking too much."
  • Rarity: PLEASE do not mention that time. It was TOO over-bearing.
  • Shifu: Actually...that could work. But the only thing we should leave out is the blitzkrieg.
  • Skipper: I agree. We don't have any tanks or planes to do such a blitzkrieg.
  • Private: What exactly IS a blitzkrieg? Is that even a word for that matter?
  • Kowalski: It's German.
  • Mantis: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU INFERNAL IDIOTS! I meant we just surround the entire building in a circle since there are about a hundred of us. That's kind of similar to a blitzkrieg, right?
  • Skipper: If we had powerful weapons like a bazooka or anything, yes.
  • Rico: Hey! I have a bazooka!
  • Skipper: Well, yeah, but do you have a hundred of them for each and every one of us?
  • Rico: Uh...no.
  • Skipper: Yeah, that's what I meant.
  • Martha: Okay, then, why don't YOU geniuses try concocting a way to infiltrate the building? Go on, we don't have all day.
  • Twilight: Well, I'm the only one capable of teleporting us ALL into the building, but I'm still low on magic power after my last teleportation spell. And Merlin said his teleporting spell cannot apply for the hundreds of Shell Lodgers and allies.
  • Donkey: Maybe we can sneak inside without resorting to violence and stuff.
  • Shrek: Actually, Donkey, I don't think that'll work. These Cybersaurs are sure to see us with their keen eyesight.
  • B.O.B: So, what do you think we should do to get in there?
  • Darkness Qui: "(Sighs in annoyence), If you goody-goodies want a stragity, then look no further. I have personally master-minded the most clever of stragities! How else did the Villain's act lasted for as long as it did until you shown up?"
  • Skipper: "Oh, you do? I suppose it involves us being bait and you secretly getting QP back under you control?"
  • Darkness Qui: "No!...... Not entirely like that. My stragity involves a more, tactical approuch. The Virus has, a strong sense of pride, correct?"
  • Icky: "Well considering how she hated being second best to you and your glory-hogging, then yes."
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, i learned that if your enemy is over-comident, it will be his/her/their downfall."
  • Skipper: "Oh, we're fairly familier with that, Miss Qui-pants."
  • Darkness Qui: "Look, what i am trying to say, is that we should use her sense of pride against her, we make her think we're surrendering, and when she is in vulerable position, we strike without mercy!"
  • Kolwalski: "There is clearly a strong possability QP has no interest for prisoners."
  • Darkness Qui: "You just need, the right bait. QP turned against my will because, well, i must actselly confess that, maybe i haven't exactly been a team playor."
  • Cynder: "An abusive user is more like it."
  • Darkness Qui: "My point is that if i can play to her sense of surprisingly sentient sense of pride, and make her THINK i am actselly going to treat her like an equil, while you lot do what the tiny insent mention, and when I give the command, we strike without mercy, as previously formentioned."
  • Skipper: "I'll admit, for a dispicable she-warlord, that is actselly a clever plan."
  • Darkness Qui: Like I said, I'm a genius when it comes to evil.
  • SpongeBob: That could work. But one thing boggles my mind: If we begin attacking, QP will already know you're tricking her. So we're gonna have to be cool about this.
  • Darkness Qui: That's not a problem. I can just organize the plan strategy in a different order. First, I make you guys temporarily invisible so you can get inside the building undetected while I talk with QP. Then once you're in, you'll split up.
  • Martha: I like where your head is at, dragon.
  • Kowalski: Then I know just how to organize our split up. The surveillance in the air vents goes first, then second Martha gets the missing plug-in and brings it to Narcotic. At this point, our invisibility will have worn off, so we'll have to find a good hiding spot for the time being. Once Narcotic's finished fixing the plug-in, we cut off the power and handle the reinforcements outside and inside. And then once their finished, we turn the power back on, and attack.
  • Skipper: And then we head for the DinoComp room where we finish off QP once and for all! BRILLIANT!
  • Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, let's gear up to prepare for our the fall of QP's mad dreams of a robot dominated world!"
  • everyone began to slit up.
  • Cynder: "I still have my eye on you Qui. I know someone like you isn't so willing to turn on their weapon of power so easily."
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh, misguided young one, i think you'll be pleasently surprised on how i will gladly bring an end to that Virus for it's disobedience."
  • Cynder: "I just want you to be aware that just because everyone is going with your plan, doesn't mean we completely trust you. We're prepared to go after you as well if you pull any tricks. Your still respondsable for this, and this truce will pass when The Qui Program falls, and it's Prison 42 for you afterwords."
  • Darkness Qui: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, thanks for reminding me of the fickleness of my brief-lived allience with you."
  • Cynder: "(Sighs in annoyence.)"
  • Cynder walks off.
  • Narcotic: "Are you sure your really gonna go through with this? Actselly destroying your powerful weap-"
  • Darkness Qui: "(Wispers) Oh, don't worry, i have a plan to ensure that will make those misfits think i will actselly have brought an end to that virus. (Gives Narcotic a second conatinor) When you get the containor with QP in it, you will hide it, bring the empty look-alike out, and destroy it. Then, when we are to be ineditability sent to Prison 42, our new, much more cooperating friend that is the Qui Program, after i, win her over with my apologenic speech about not treating her like an equil, will be glad enough to free us from that nightmare prison, and then we will proseed with seeking out a hide-away with Celisus."
  • Narcotic: "(wispers) ah, mighty clever, your grace. But, is it gonna be just you and me and Celisus and QP for now on, or are the other prisoners-"
  • Darkness Qui: "(Wispers) They will be welcome to join us or presue independent persuits of their choosing."
  • Narcotic: "(Wispers) Ok, but how will i tell which containor is the one with QP, and the one you gave me?"
  • Darkness Qui: "(Wispers) Put the one i gave you in your left pocket, put the one with QP in your right pocket, then, get the one i gave you from your left, and destroy it. and to, avoid having your short-comings from putting a great snag in my plans (casted an intelligents spell on Narcotic) I casted apawn you an intelligents spell strong enough to last for 72 hours. So remember, fake one in your left pocket, QP one in your right. Got it?"
  • Narcotic: (Whispers) Got it.
  • Mantis: So, what're you guys talking about?
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, uh...we were talking about how we should destroy QP once we got her in our grasp. Maybe we could shove it down a Dilophos' throat, and wait for it to get disintegrated.
  • Narcotic: Or we could put it underwater and watch it short-circuit. QP will be all (Imitating a gurgling QP and short circuiting one at that, and laughs)
  • Darkness Qui: Even better! We could just pee on it and watch her short-circuit and gross out. She'll be all like "AAA-A-A-A-A-A-A! THAT DISGU-GU-GU-GU-GUSTING! YOU GU-GU-GU-GU-GUYS ARE SI-I-I-I-I-ICK! ERROR, ERROR! I'LL FU-FU-FU-FUCKING KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..." (Laughs)
  • Mantis: (Scoffs and chuckles a bit) That is pretty funny. But it's best if we just destroy it the old fashioned way. We just stomp on it or crush it or something like that.
  • Darkness Qui: Yeah, you might be right. (Mantis leaves) (Whispering) Whew, that was close.

The Main Building.

  • Darkness Qui walked torwords the building, quickly met by the Cybersaurs guarding it.
  • A Huge Screen appeared on the building with the Hologram of QP.
  • QP: "Qui? On your own? I thought you and those other fools would be enmassed to come across me!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Qui Program, i came to.... Apologies."
  • QP was actselly surprised.
  • QP: "What?"
  • Darkness Qui: "It was wrong of me to treat you like a weapon rather then an equil. I want to make amends, and perhaps, a deal in your future empire?"
  • The doors of the main building opened, and the cybersaurs began to resume their protrol.
  • QP: "Let's talk..... Partner." (Qui enters the building, and the door closes)
  • Po: (He and the other heroes are invisible after Qui had cast the spell on them) She's in the building.
  • Skipper: Then let's roll. (The Lodgers then sneak into the building undetected from any of the Cybersaurs including the Ankylos)
  • Kowalski:...(Gulps, but luckily the Cybersaurs don't hear that even with their good hearing, "Would you just look at the size of that thing? The moment I touch that club, I'll be crippled for over a week.")

The Dinocomp room.

  • Qui enters the room.
  • QP Cyborg was sitting at her thrown she made out of some of the walls of the building. Goanna was becoming somewhat insane.
  • Goanna: "Look at me, Ma! I'm a ballarina!"
  • Darkness Qui: "So, QP, i see you are dong, well."
  • QP: "Alcourse, partner. It's amazing how obedient these creatures are. Now, let's talk business. First, your apologie, then, let's talk business."
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, then. Sorry about what happened long ago. I was just so obsessed with taking over the Alternate UUniverses that I completely forgot about your needs.
  • QP: Well...I guess that's a good apology, so I guess that's good enough for me.

Elsewhere

  • Skipper: (He and the rest of the Lodgers are still invisible, and manage to get inside the building) Alright, boys, now that we're in, we have to split up. Me, my men, and the rest of us that are small enough to fit will enter the vents with Martha being an exception because she had volunteered to retrieve the missing broken plug-in.
  • Narcotic: I'll hide in the closet where it's huge and everywhere is a good hiding spot.
  • Czeeko: So now we'll need to decide who should cut the power, and who should handle the outside forces and the inside forces once the power's out. But we should hurry because we've only got 10 more minutes of invisibility left in us.
  • Spyro: "I'll get the power. I'll use my electrisity abilies to damage the power core."
  • Lord Shen: "Myself and anyone capable to fight well ensure the fate of QP's forces."
  • Skipper: Then let's roll. (The Penguins, Mantis, Fidget, Iago, Mushu and Icky enter the air vents)
  • Spyro: Well, here we go. C'mon, Sparx.
  • Sparx: Oh, boy, do I really have to tag along?
  • Spyro: Uh, of course. In case I can't see a damn thing in the darkness once the power is off, I'll need your light to illuminate it.
  • Sparx: Yeah, I suppose that's a good point. Alright, I'm in. (The invisible group splits up)

Airvents

  • Skipper: (The group continues going through the vents) Where do you think the DinoComp Room is?
  • Kowalski: Well, Martha did say she took the air vents as a means of getting out of the building to warn us. So all we have to do is go...what did she say again?...Left, right, straight, left, left, and right? Let's try that.
  • Skipper: HEY! I give the orders around here! Let's try it. (They go left, right, straight, left, left, and right)...(Whispers) WHAT THE?!? (They see a Rapticon in the toilet)
  • Iago: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter) (Whispers) Is that Rapticon trying to shit?
  • Private: (Whispers) How disturbing.
  • Skipper: (Scoffs) (Whispers) Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: (Whispers) I was sure this was the right direction...OOHH, wait a minute. It was left, right, straight, left, left, STRAIGHT. Sorry about that.
  • Skipper: (Shrugs) (Whispers) Those are the mistakes we can't afford to have, Kowalski. Try having a better rememberance next time. (They go back, and go left and see the DinoComp room with Qui, QP and Goanna) (Whispering) There they are, men.
  • QP Cyborg: "So inexchanged to saying you "masterminded" my supposed "Rebelian" against you just to get the villains interested in teaming up, we'll get twice as much villains on our side as normally?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Trust me on this. These villain teams have heard about you and gained an interest. Your empire will be twice as strong, not to mention, they would lend a hand in improving your army. Let's face it, you as a respectable leader has ambitions from updating their flawed theme park designs, correct? Your aware how the misfits surpassed the most dangerious and high ranking of those machines."
  • QP Cyborg: ".... That has come to my attention that they are not completely combat capable."
  • Skipper: (On a walkie-talkie whispering) Lodgers? This is Skipper. It appears Qui is doing great with the distraction. She's using the villain's interests in QP to our advantage.
  • SpongeBob: Wow, really?
  • Skipper: Really. So, where are you guys?
  • SpongeBob: Well, me, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, The Hyenas, Alex and his buddies, Po, Shifu, The Furious Five, Bagheera, Baloo, Kaa, Sir Hiss, Sam and Max's Group, Ginormica, Insectasaurus and the Wonderlandians are ready for the outside attack. As for Max Cat, Thundra, The Other Monsters, Lucky Jack, Devon and Cornwall, Lord Shen, Boss Wolf, Trigger and Nutzy, the Special Ops Dogs, Merlin, Thief, Ralph and Eddy, Savio, Shrek's Group, Creeper, Pain and Panic, Djon, Trixie, Gilda, The Mane 6, Joesmith, Czeeko's Team and the Beaksworths are handling the inside. Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are gonna cut the power, Narcotic is already heading for the closet right now, and Martha is already on her way.
  • Skipper: Excellent. (Suddenly, the invisibility spell wears off)...And we're visible again.
  • Darkness Qui senses this.
  • Darkness Qui "(Screams in pain), My artritese is acting up!"
  • QP: "But you still in the prime of your life."
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh, it's not that artrithes! it's something from the alternate universe! this artritese attacks young people, causing unimaginable pain! Fortunatly, i have this nifty healing spell!" (Uses magic to make the Lodgers invisible again and to make herself glow and look like she's healing herself) There. All better.
  • Skipper: And we're invisible for another 15 minutes.
  • Cynder: I sure hope Qui was able to make good cover for that.
  • Skipper: Yep. She's covered it up by faking a diseased cramp of some kind called the 'arteries'. Whatever that is.
  • Lord Shen: Nice to know. We'll keep in touch. Inform us of anything good or bad that happens in that room so we'll know what to do.
  • Skipper: Copy that.
  • Kolwalski: "Now, the savalience room can't be too far."
  • Skipper: Wait, there's a surveillance room? Why didn't we know about that?!?
  • Kowalski: Well, I saw it from a vent not too far from here. It seems we need a few people to help prevent that from being a problem.
  • Skipper: Damn! Why didn't I mention that before? Alright, Kowalski, you, Private, Fidget and Mushu go down to that area and take care of that.
  • Kowalski: Yes, sir. (Kowalski, Private, Fidget and Mushu crawl down the vents)
  • Skipper: (On walkie-talkie) Attention, Lodgers. This is Skipper again. Nothing has happened in the DinoComp room, but Kowalski has pointed out that there was a surveillance room not too far from our location. So he, Private, Fidget and Mushu are already on that.
  • Alister: What? Martha, why didn't you tell us about the surveillance room?
  • Martha: I didn't notice it, of course. What, did you think I knew EVERYTHING about this place once I was attempting to inform you guys about Goanna? NO! Now shut your traps, and whatever you do, do NOT yell.
  • Skipper: We'll keep that in mind, Martha. Just go get that broken plug-in.
  • Martha: Hold your feathers, Sgt. Paranoid, that's what I'm attempting to do.
  • Skipper: (Shrugs) Sometimes, I wonder what's under that metal of yours.
  • Martha: Yeah, whatever.

Elsewhere in the vents

  • Fidget: "Are we there yet?"
  • Kowalski: We're almost there. (They make it there) Alright, here we are. (Flush sound is heard) Oh, wait, no, this isn't it. This is just a Compsogos trying to use the bathroom. (The Compsogos is too small for the toilet)
  • Private: I find that kind of tragic.
  • Fidget: Me, too.
  • Mushu: Well, that's his problem. (The group leaves, and find the surveillance room)
  • Kowalski: Here we are.
  • Private: But how are we gonna get the job done without getting the attention of those Rapticons. (The Rapticons watch the area, as well as the security lever)
  • Kowalski: We're invisible, remember?
  • Private: Yes, but I'm sure they can HEAR us.
  • Kowalski:...Hmm...good point.
  • Mushu: "Can you guys use your crazy penguin moves to trash these suckers?"
  • Kowalski: If they were stupid, yes. You see that? (They see a Rapticon is prepared to warn QP with an intercom button)
  • Fidget: Okay, that's just unfair.
  • Private:...Wait a minute. Look at that. (They see an air vent opening above the intercom-guarding Rapticon)
  • Kowalski: Brilliant. We'll take THAT one out first. These Rapticons will be too slow to get to that intercom with us tackling them as quick as lightning. Let's do it.
  • Private: Alright. (Kowalski jumps out of the opening above the intercom-guarding Rapticon, and uses his antivirus gun (Which is invisible as well) to shut it down)
  • Rapticon: (They all see nothing)...(Hisses) (Then the other opening pops open, and Private bounces across the room striking the Rapticon's head cores like a pinball, destroying them all)
  • Mushu:...All too easy. They didn't see us coming, literally.
  • Kowalski: Yeah. It certainly came out of nowhere, am I right? (Laughs, and pulls the security lever)
  • Intercom Voice: SE--(Private smashes it)
  • Private: We don't want THAT warning QP, now don't we? (All the cameras shut off)
  • Kowalski: It's a good thing Qui made our weapons invisible as well.
  • Mushu: "Ok, now what?"
  • Kowalski: We clear any evidence that we were here by hiding the Rapticons, and cleaning up the mess we made. Then we return to Skipper and the others.
  • Private: Got it. (A montage occurs where the 4 clean up the place, hide the destroyed Rapticons, and close the air vent openings) Well, that only took 2 minutes.
  • Kowalski: Well, I guess our work here is done. (They all return to Skipper)

Meanwhile

  • Martha: (Sneaks into the DinoComp room where she spots the broken plug-in still hooked up to the DinoComps) Hmm...this mission will require maximum stealth. (Scoffs) Who am I kidding? I'm a praying mantis, I'm so miniature, not even QP can spot me. (Hops down to the ground without QP noticing)...Think you can pilfer my identity like that, and get away with it? Well, when I'm through with you, you'll be seeing Trojan horses for like a month. Thank goodness the ponies didn't hear that.
  • Grabs the plug in and vanished with it!
  • Skipper: (On walkie-talkie) Attention Shell Lodgers. This is Skipper. The bug has grabbed it's prey. I repeat, the bug has grabbed it's prey.
  • Kowalski: Skipper, we shut off the security system.
  • Skipper: Excellent work, Kowalski.
  • Icky: Now, let's see what Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are up to. (Cartoonishly slides a scene onto the frame)

The Power Generator Room

  • Spyro: (He, Cynder, and Sparx are hiding in the shadows) Alright, we gotta do this at a fast pace. We'll start with that Dilophos over there. (A Dilophos is guarding the intercom button) Here we go. (Spyro and Cynder fly towards the Dilophos unseen due to their invisibility, and Spyro incinerates it with his flame breath, then they both finish the Rapticons with incredible speed and reflexes)...Whew! We did it.
  • Sparx: Good, now let's just zap this generator and get it over with.
  • Cynder: No. We have to wait until Narcotic fixes the broken plug-in.
  • Sparx: Are you serious? That'll take hours.
  • Spyro: Not for a genius like Narcotic. Even though he can be pretty stupid. (On walkie-talkie) Attention, Lodgers. This is Spyro, and we have taken control of the power generator, but we will not pull the lever until you give the order.
  • Skipper: Copy that, Spyro. Kowalski has also shut down the security system, which I forgot to tell you later. It's just that we had to switch batteries.
  • Spyro: Where did you get the batteries?
  • Skipper: Rico isn't our supply closet for nothing, you know.
  • Spyro: Oh, right. Just keep your eyes on the DinoComp room.
  • Skipper: "Roger Dodger."

Outside the main building.

  • The Cybersaur protrols are everywhere.
  • Two Rapitcons guard the main enterence.
  • Tigress: (The Lodger team is able to find good hiding places without been seen due to their invisibility) We only have 5 more minutes before this invisibility wears off again, so we must stay hidden.
  • Alex: (On walkie-talkie) This is Alex to the Lodgers. Team Outside Attack are ready to take out the Cybersaurs guarding the outside area. But we will not attack until Spyro has cut off the power.
  • Skipper: Good. Now just remember the technique you need to take down the Ankylos. Aim for the platinum belly. And also be sure to use the antivirus guns to take out the Rapticons, the RoboRexes, and the Spinotrons.
  • Alex: Roger that. Oh, and keep an eye on QP.
  • Private: Aye-aye, governor.

Inside the main building.

  • Alister: (The Rapticons, Dilophos, and Compsogos are guarding the hallways. Meanwhile, the invisible Lodgers on the Inside Team have hidden in multiple places around the building waiting to attack) (On walkie-talkie) Has everyone in Team Inside Attack found a good hiding spot? We have only 4 minutes of invisibility left.
  • Pinkie: You bet.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm ready to nail some bitches."
  • Alister: Alright, I can't be clear if you just say you are already hidden. So we need to do a roll call. Has everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in Team Inside Attack found a good hiding spot?
  • Everyone: YES.
  • Alister: Well, good. I don't want any of you getting caught once the invisibilty wears off again. We have to keep our levity down.
  • Czeeko: We're holding out for as long as we can, Mr. Beaksworth. You can trust us.
  • Alister: I'm also worried that some of us will have the intention to burst out and blow our cover.
  • Pinkie: What makes you say that? Stealth is our middle names. Well, not really, MY middle name is Diane.
  • Alister: Okay, I'm glad to hear that. Let's just be prepared to attack once Spyro cuts the power off. Have you all got the flashlights?
  • Everyone: CHECK!
  • Alister: Nice. Let's just hope this plan works.

Hallway right near the Closet

  • Narcotic: (Still sneaking around the place searching for the closet until the invisibility spell wears off) Uh-oh! (Hides in a plant to avoid being spotted by two Dilophos)...Whew. (Tiptoes down the hall, and finds the closet, but once he closes it, a Rapticon comes by and sees it, hissing)
  • Rapticon: (Comes up to the closet, and tries opening it, but it is locked)(Shrieks, and tries to use his claws to pick the lock)
  • Alpha Rapticon: ("What are you doing, dude?")
  • Rapticon: ("Someone's inside the closet. I'm sure he's crying his own eyes out once I rip his spleen out.") (While he continues picking the lock, Narcotic takes the time to climb up the rails) ("And behind Door #1...") (Opens the closet, only to see nothing)...("Nothing but boxes and tools.")
  • Rapticon #2: ("Are you serious, dude?")
  • Rapticon: ("I saw this door close! What's the point of making it up, are we out of comission here?") (Closes the door, and Narcotic has disguised himself as a stuffed doll)
  • Narcotic: Whew! That was close. (Peeks out the keyhole, and sees the Rapticons leaving) Oh my, God, I think I'm gonna faint.
  • ???: Clever strategy. (Narcotic turns around to see that Martha has hidden inside a box, and waited for Narcotic) What took you so goddamn long?
  • Narcotic: Don't ask. So, you got the plug-in?
  • Martha: (Takes it out) Voila.
  • Narcotic: Great. Now, let's get to fixing. (On walkie-talkie) This is Narcotic. I've made it to the closet, and I will begin fixing the broken plug-in.
  • Skipper: Copy that, Narcotic.
  • A paraniod Rapitcon keeps looking over it's shoulder.
  • Rapticon: ("Uh, guys? I think I heard something in there.")
  • Rapticon #2: ("Well, don't just stand there like a dinosaur waiting to go extinct, go check it out.")
  • Rapticon: (Opens the closet, and Narcotic and Martha are hiding in the same spots)...(Hisses for a while, and then shrieks, causing Narcotic to panic)
  • Martha: (Shrugs) Did you HAVE to panic, dude?
  • Rapticons: (They all snarl at them both preparing to kill them)
  • Martha: Hold your ground, wussy. (Uses heat vision to disintegrate the Rapticons into ash, and blows it away with her breath) There, we're cherished.
  • Narcotic: I wish I had heat vision.
  • Martha: Well then, get a prosthetic of your very own, and you'll see how I feel. Anyway, let's get to work on repairing this hunk of junk so we can cease this cataclysm.
  • Narcotic: Right. Get me my tools, and let a real pro show you how it's done.

Dinocomp room.

  • QP Cyborg: "I agree to all terms, partner. I am glad we can see eye to eye now. Goanna, why don't you, go play somewhere else."
  • Goanna: "I am a banana!"
  • Goanna danced like a twat away from the Dinocomp room!
  • QP Cyborg: "I believe this is a start, of a reestablished friendship."
  • Darkness Qui: "I think so as well." ("C'mon, when is Narcotic gonna get me that fixed plug-in so I can get this bitch back in my grasp? I'm starting to get perspirated here.")
  • QP Cyborg: Alright, now that we're in this together, what do you think we should do?
  • Darkness Qui: Well, we just wait until the villains get here. Once we do that, we'll both get what we want. I get to round up all the villains as one, and you'll get the power you've always wanted. We'll be totally unstoppable together.
  • QP Cyborg: That's good to hear.
  • Skipper: (On walkie-talkie) Narcotic? This is Skipper, have you fixed that thing already? I'm starting to get a little impatient over here.
  • Narcotic: Hold your horses, Sgt. Impatience. I'm almost done.
  • Skipper: Is everyone else standing by?
  • Everyone: Yes!
  • Skipper: Good to hear. For once, we're winning.
  • Icky:...So, while we're waiting, why don't we play Go Fish?
  • Iago: I can do that.
  • Skipper: You do that while I stay watch. Who knows what will happen in there?

A few minutes later...

  • Fidget:...Got any 7's?
  • Rico:...Uh-uh. (Hacks out a fish) Go Fish.
  • Private: (Laughs) Nice one, Rico.
  • Fidget: Okay. Private? Got any...3's?
  • Private: Aww! One of you got me again! (Hands over a card)
  • Fidget: Kowalski? Got any...
  • ???: Grapes? (Suddenly, everyone turns around to see the Duck from those YouTube Duck clips)
  • Kowalski: Wha--WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!?
  • Duck: "Hey, got any grapes?"
  • Random voice: "Bum bum bum."
  • Icky: "Ok, eat Youtube star vaccum sucker, sucker!"
  • Duck: "Hey!"
  • Random Voice: "Bum bum bum!"
  • Duck: "Got any (gets sucked in by vaccum) GRAAAAAAAAAPES!"
  • Random Voice: "Bum bum (gets sucked in as well) BUUUUUUUM!"
  • Icky: "God, hate it when we're interupted by youtube stars. Last time, it was Pedo Bear. Then Rick Roll. Then Trollface. even the PINGAS Eggman and Dinner King of Hirule became problems!"
  • Iago: But you know what the worse one of them all was? That Lazer Mouth! Last time he arrived, we had to repair the damage he's done to our Temple.

Cutaway

  • Lazer Mouth: I'MA FIRIN' MUH LAZA!! (BLAST!!!)

Later...

  • Icky: (The Lodgers repair the Lazer Mouth's damage) Man, I hate that guy!

Present

  • Icky: If you ask me, that guy doesn't fit into society any more than it fits into it's energetic mouth.
  • Fidget: Oh, that's nothing. You should've seen that Dr. Octogonapus guy. MAN, is he crazy.
  • Kowalski: You're telling me. I used to have nightmares about him. He just pops up out of nowhere going 'DR.OCTAGONAPUS, BLAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!", and causes millions of dollars of property damage. He's a menace to society. (Shivers) If I ever see THAT guy here, I am gonna scream. (Dr. Octogonapus actually appears behind him, but doesn't say a word)...
  • Private: Uh...Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: What?
  • Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONA--(Kowalski shoves one of his mechanical arms up his throat)
  • Kowalski: GO SUCK ON FUSION REACTION, ALFRED MOLINA!!!
  • Rico: (Hacks out flamethrower, and fries Dr. Octogonapus into ashes) Done.
  • Kowalski: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(Runs around the vents screaming after Dr. Octogonapus' appearence, and then comes back)...AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH!
  • QP: (Heard the screams)...Darn air vents yelling at me again.
  • Darkness Qui:...("Wow, is she stupid.")
  • Skipper: KOWALSKI, PIPE DOWN! YOU ALMOST BLOWN OUR COVER!!!
  • Narcotic: (On walkie-talkie) This is Narcotic. I have fixed the plug-in. You are clear to engage.
  • Skipper:...Heh, there you go, guys. We're lucky. (On walkie-talkie) Okay, Lodgers, on my signal...3...2...1...NOW!

outside the building.

  • A RoboRex and Spinotron were playing Pingpong.
  • Roborex roars: "(I'm gonna beat you, you long armed dumbass! I'm gonna get even for when your organic verson killed my organic verson in that 3rd Jurrassic Park film!)"
  • Spinotron: ("Dream on! Spinosaurs are the REAL kings of the Dinosaurs. I'm gonna snap your neck like a twig, Rex-face!") (Suddenly the RoboRex beats him) ("What the hell?!? You cheated!")
  • RoboRex: ("I didn't cheat! Even if I have tiny arms, I'm a BETTER robot than you.")
  • Spinotron: ("Oh, sure, next thing you're gonna tell me is that T-Rexes were capable of mastrubating with THOSE tiny arms!")
  • RoboRex: ("Are you calling me a liar?")
  • Spinotron: ("If the shoe fits, WEAR IT!")
  • RoboRex: ("Say that again, I dare you!")
  • Spinotron: ("If the shoe FITS!")
  • RoboRex: ("Okay, sailorsaur!") (Both begin fighting until they see that the power in the main building has been cut off)...("What the--?")
  • Spinotron: ("We've got a situation!") (Suddenly, Lodgers pop out and fire at them both with their antivirus guns) RAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!
  • RoboRex: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRKKK!!! (Both he and the Spinotron shut down and drop to the ground)
  • Marty: Alright!

Inside the building

  • Czeeko: (He and the inside team come out of their hiding places and beat up the Cybersaurs) Take THIS! (Kicks his clawed foot into a Rapticon's head core, causing it to shut down)
  • Alister: (Uses talon phasers to blast the Cybersaurs he sees) Eat my plasma!
  • Gilda: (Roars at a Dilophos, which scares it away even if it tried scaring her with it's frills) HAH!
  • Lord Shen: (Throws his blades at the Rapticons that attack him)
  • (The ponies beat up the Rapticons, Pinkie using a party cannon, and the montage speeds up)

Dinocomp.

  • QP: "What happened to the power?! Ugh?! DAMN THE MODERN INCONVENIENCES OF THIS UNIVERSE?! EXQUSE ME FOR A SECOND, QUI, I HAVE TO SEE WHAT IS WRONG?!"
  • QP zoomed off before Qui could do anything.

In a hallway.

  • Goanna is seen doing a weird dance.
  • Goanna: "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes! she'll be coming around the- HOLY HASBRO?!"
  • Twilight: (She and the other ponies continue beating the crap out of the Cybersaurs) Goanna?
  • Goanna: YOU GUYS?!? WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO MY CREATIONS?!?
  • Twilight: We're trying to stop QP from controlling YOU, of course. We know what QP is doing to you, and we've come to stop it and her.
  • Goanna: What are you talking about? That thing you are stopping is my friend, Martha!
  • Rainbow Dash: That's a lie! QP is trying to turn you into her line of thinking so she can rule the UUniverses.
  • Goanna: And how would YOU know? You have no absolute proof of that. I'm telling Martha right away! (Runs off)
  • Rainbow Dash: OH, NO, YOU DON'T! (Pins Goanna down)
  • Goanna: Let me go, you insolent fools! I'm not gonna let you murder my friend!
  • Twilight: Just listen to us for one moment! I don't know what QP has done to you, but I'm gonna find out what. (Uses magic to read Goanna's mind and finds out that Goanna has been gassed)...Dear Celestia, you've been gassed by some kind of mind-control serum.
  • Rarity: What's that supposed to mean, Twilight?
  • Twilight: It seems QP has been working on a mind-control serum as a backup plan if we should ever survive her deadly tricks, and has implanted some into her Mobile Unit.
  • Applejack: How would you know if Goanna never knew?
  • Twilight: Well, the mind-control serum has a mind of it's own.
  • Pinkie: But what exactly explains the fact that he's acting like a ballerina?
  • Twilight: Well, it appears this serum has a few side-effects that QP never bothered to look through. It seems the serum has not only affected his brain's frontal cortex, which is what controls his judgement and decision-making, but it has also affected his amygdala, or the part of the brain that controls memory and emotion. This gave the serum the ability to wipe out a portion of Goanna's memory in order for him to listen to QP's lies, but at a cost. It also causes him to act weird.
  • Pinkie:...Nothing in my noggin.
  • Applejack: So you're saying that QP has used this serum to wipe out a portion of Goanna's memory so he could listen to QP's lies, and cause him to become power-mad?
  • Twilight: Yes.
  • Rarity: Is there a cure?
  • Twilight: Well, judging by how the serum works, then the only way to stop the mind-control is to get to it's source.
  • Rainbow Dash: And that would be?
  • Twilight: We have to show him the REAL Martha.
  • Goanna: "(SHOUTS SOMETHING IN GIBBERISH?!)"
  • All Ponies: What?
  • Goanna:...(Laughs, and then the laughing turns into crying) LET ME GO! I WANNA GO HOME! LET ME SPEAK WITH MARTHA ONE LAST TIME IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER! (Cries again, and then the crying turns into laughter) MARTHA! MARTHA, HELP ME!!!
  • Pinkie: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter) That serum really IS making him crazy.
  • Goanna: MY MOTHER DATED A NUDIST WITHOUT KNOWING HE WAS A NUDIST!!!
  • Pinkie: (Bursts out in laughter) SERIOUSLY, HE IS HILARIOUS WHEN HE'S MIND-CONTROLLED!
  • Goanna: "I HAVE A COUSIN IN TORANTO WHO THINKS SHARKS ARE HOT?!"
  • Pinkie: ".... Ok, i just found that one, creepy."
  • Rainbow Dash (While smashing a Rapicon aganst a Dilthos togather): "We better get him to the real Martha before he's screaming attacts bad attention!"
  • Martha: That won't be necessary, rainbow one. (Camera goes onto her)
  • Goanna: (Gasps) Martha?!? (Suddenly, the camera goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY into his brain, where his neurons stop glowing pink, and start glowing blue, and the brain goes from purple to pink, then goes back to Goanna)...Damn! I don't like being tricked by freaky villains.
  • Martha: Nor do I enjoy being impersonated by a stubborn pig-headed crackface like QP!
  • Goanna: But...how are you alive?
  • Martha: Well, coincidentally, I survived the same way QP explained it to you. I broke one of my wings in the plane, so I used a peanut bag as a parachute to escape the falling plane, but the bottom ripped open, and the impact was not pretty. Had to have myself become a cyborg. Though, some of my appendages are still cramping. (Arm cramps after stretching it back) OWCH!!!
  • Goanna: And why did you wait for 6 years to tell me you were alive?
  • Martha: Well, the surgery afflicted my brain a little bit. (Goanna stares at her sterningly)...Okay, a lot. So, I got a personality disorder that consigned me through several different...uhhgh...phases.

Cutaway

  • Martha: (Dancing in flowers, singing) Oh, I'm off to Louisiana just to get my Susianna in a polly-wolly-doodle-alla-day!
  • Martha: (Reading a whole lot of books) "I do not like them, Sam I Am! I do NOT like Green Eggs and Ham!" WELL HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEM IF YOU DIDN'T TRY THEM YOU RETARDED DINGBAT?!?
  • Martha: (To a market clerk) How many fucking times do I have to explain it to you? I AM NOT A ROBOT! Do you think robots have emotions? I AM A CYBORG!
  • Martha: (On telephone) Hello, Pizza Castle? I'd like to place an order of delivery. I'd like a pizza with everything on it. But minus the peppers. And if I see even one piece of sliced pepper on that cheesified pie, I shall transform your blue collar into a red one! GOT IT?!?

Present

  • Twilight: "Wow. Random."
  • Lord Shen is seen fighting off a Rapitcon!
  • Lord Shen: "I apologies if i am interupting your tea party, but the rest of us require your full cooperation?! Good job on snapping Mr. Jones back to reality though."
  • Twilight: Don't mention it. Come on, girls. (All 6 continue fighting the Cybersaurs)
  • Martha: Oh, you think you've got class, a', Raptortrons? I don't think so! (The Rapticons all surround her, and then shriek and leap towards her, but in slow motion, Martha uses her heat vision to fry them all into ashes)...Next time, think before you antagonize with a mantis cyborg. She might posess heat-vision or freeze vision, or hell, she might even SEE YOUR BLOODY SOUL BURN IN THE PITS OF HADES!!! (Dramatic music plays)

Underworld

  • Hades: (After hearing Martha's words) Sheesh, what got her goats, huh?

Back at the park

  • Donkey: Allow me to show you Cybersaurs a trick I did in a video game. (Kicks a Cybersaur to pieces) I call that one my BURRO BLAST!
  • Puss: Fear me, if you dare! (Uses his sword to slice a Dilophos's frills off) HAHAH!
  • Shrek: OGRE SMASH! (Jumps onto a Cybersaur until his belly crushes them to pieces)
  • Donkey: (Kicks a Rapticon into a few others) Yeah, I pin the tail on YOU!
  • Shrek: (A bunch of Compsogos sneak up on him in the back) Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. (Compsogos attack him until a huge fart blasts them to a wall where they crumble to pieces) Can't say I didn't warn those creatures.

Dinocomp room.

  • Darkness Qui: "(On walkie Talkie) If anyone's listening, i must make everyone aware that the Qui Program is on the move. She might find everything out of order, so make fast pace with the creatures."

Survayelnce room.

  • QP busted in the room.
  • QP: "What happened here? My guards dead? the cameras are broken? What is going on?" (Pulls the security lever, and turns the security back on)
  • Intercom Voice: (Still broken) Se-Se-Se-S-Secur-Securit-Security-Se-ty-B-Ba-Back Onli-Li-Li-Line!
  • QP: The intercom's been smashed? (Shrugs) Damn Shell Lodgers! They must be trying to stand in our way again. Well, not on MY watch.

Chapter 17: Dino-crossed.

Dinocomp.

  • Darkness Qui: "Ah, this must be Dinocomp eh? I think it's time i ended the creatures' blind suritude to Qui. Let's see how SHE likes to be stabed in the back!
  • Darkness Qui laughed uncontrolablity as she created the new orders of the Rapicons.

Hallways.

  • QP: "B-IG 1, front and centar!"
  • the Rapicons appeared from behind, with the Alpha Rapicon in the centar.
  • QP: "Ah there you are, B-IG 1, we got a problem, the lougers are here, i need you too-"
  • The Aplha Rapicon, B-IG 1, roared threatingly!
  • QP: "What do you mean you don't take orders from me anymore?!"
  • Alpha Rapticon: (Barks and shrieks)
  • QP: SHE DID WHAT?!? WHY THAT INSOLENT TRAITOR!!! Why didn't I see that coming?!? She will pay for this! (Suddenly the Rapticons pinned her down and barked at her) LET ME GO! LET ME GO, YOU BASTARDS! YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS!

Outside

  • Mantis: Bring it on, you dino-robo-tank!
  • Ankylos: (Roars at him, until the commands are in his brain core. Then he just walks away)
  • Mantis: What the heck? (All the Cybersaurs in and out of the building stop fighting the Shell Lodgers)
  • Bagheera: It appears the Cybersaurs don't wanna fight us anymore.
  • Baloo: But why?
  • Ankylos: (Uses club to smash a hole in the wall) ("Hurry! You've got a park to save!")
  • Po: (Reading the subtitles)...Guys, I think they're on our side now.
  • Gloria: What in the world?

Inside

  • Applejack: What's goin' on? Why ain't they fightin'?
  • Fluttershy: (A Rapticon licks her multiple times, and she laughs)
  • Alpha Rapticon: ("We are on your side now, Shell Lodgers and Allies. We will aid you on your mission to defeat the virus that was talking in our heads.")
  • Pinkie: (The Rapticon is still licking Fluttershy behind Pinkie and Fluttershy gives him a gentle rub in the belly) (Pinkie reads the subtitles) He said the Cybersaurs are on our side, and are willing to help us.
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you serious? I really enjoyed beating the crap out of these Cybersaurs.
  • Twilight: What could've happened?
  • (Darkness Qui): (On walkie-talkies) Attention Shell Lodgers. In case you all are wondering, I have broken QP's control of the Cybersaurs, and have programmed them into their invasion defense protocols. Now, they are willing to help you.
  • Rarity: Wow. How completely unexpected. (A Rapticon licks her) (Dubbed as Lucy from A Charlie Brown Christmas) UGH! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A ROBOT! I HAVE ROBOT GERMS! GET HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!
  • Rapticon: ("Such a drama queen!")

Chapter 18: Saving Cyberjurassic Park from Extinction

Dinocomp room.

  • QP is tied up.
  • QP: "Qui, how could ou do this to me? I thought we had a deal!? How were you able to undo my control?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Uh yeah, your own mistake of being inside that mech for the majority of the time."
  • QP: "But I destroyed the obediene chip!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Had you known about the back-up chip WITHIN the current obedience chip?"
  • QP: The what? But... But I thought that was just the chip for the Cybersaurs' ability to defend itself from attacks. URRRRGGGGHHH!!! I'm NOT gonna let you break your promise, Qui!
  • Narcotic: (Comes in with the repaired plug-in panting) Your Highness?... I fixed the plug-in!
  • Darkness Qui: Great! Plug it in!
  • QP: NO! (Narcotic plugs the plug-in into the DinoComp, and it begins sucking QP inside) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo... (Mobile unit shuts down, and QP gets stuck back into the plug-in)
  • Narcotic: Got her!
  • Darkness Qui: Excellent work, Narcotic. (Notices Skipper, the Penguins and the air-vent gang are still watching)... Now let's go get the Shell Lodgers, and tell them we got the virus. (They both run out of the Dinocomp Room)
  • Skipper: Mission accomplished! UP HIGH! Down low! TOO SLOW! Let's go get the Lodgers and tell them we won.
  • Private: "But what are we gonna do with the QP Cyborg?"
  • Kolwalski: "I have a good idea. I bet this park deserves a back-up shorse of control of the Cybersaurs to prevent another situation like this from happening again. But i need to be able to make, a few adjustments to the Mech."

Hallway

  • Narcotic: (Switches the plug-in containing QP with the identical one in his other pocket) We got her now, Qui!
  • Darkness Qui: We sure did. Now no matter what, do NOT take QP's plug-in out of that pocket, do you understand?
  • Narcotic: Yes.
  • The lougers met up with Qui and Narcotic.
  • Cynder: "Qui, I, I don't know what to say, I've been told you had something to do with the Cybersaurs going back to being friendly again."
  • Darkness Qui: "Don't think it means anything. It's merely because I need to punish the disobedient. I dealt with alot of the likes of this virus back where I was from."
  • Cynder: "But here's what concerned me. What that virus said about you, your name being Quidilian?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh I'm sure she was trying to get to me. She said so herself, power may had made her bonkers. It's your typical mad program dribbal. Now, Narcotic will hand over the plug-in for Cyndy to destroy."
  • Narcotic gives cynder the imitation plug-in.
  • Cynder: "Your awfully willing to part with what was your greatest weapon."
  • Darkness Qui: "It's like an old sword. If it doesn't work as well as you remembered it, why keep it along?"
  • Pinkie: Well, maybe if you just gave it a little fix, it wouldn't be such an old sword after all.
  • Cynder: Well, then I guess we know what to do with this.
  • Martha: Indeed. (Uses heat vision to destroy the imitation plug-in)
  • Sam: Goodbye QP!
  • Twilight: And good riddance, too.
  • Darkness Qui: Now let's get out of here.
  • Spyro: Of course you do realize we have to send you and Narcotic back to Prison 42, right?
  • Darkness Qui: (Scoffs) Big deal. At least the end of the Qui Program is, a surrficable victory.
  • Kowalski: "Everyone, may I introduse the perfect defence against any future Dinocomp hackers!"
  • The QP Cyborg is alive!
  • Narcotic: "AHHH?!"
  • Martha: "What the?!"
  • The QP Cyborg's chest opens like a slider door, reveling Skipper.
  • Skipper: "What do you think of your new Body, Martha? Kolwalski figured Dinocomp shouldn't be the only way to control the Cyber dinos, so both Dinocomp and QP's body are now interwine, consider it, like a really cool battle ready remote control. And, it'll also slove the problem of being to small for everyone to hear."
  • Martha: It's so... So intricate! Just imagine all the things I could do with that thing.

Cutaway

  • Martha: (In her large suit, beating up crocodile teens) THAT'S for calling me a techno-pipsqueak!

Another instence.

  • Martha: (While being threatening to a Home Depot clerk) I demand that you give me a buzzsaw that can lacerate through a crocodile's nuts before I use my acid to liquify your face so badly, your girlfriend abandons you!

Another Instence.

  • Frog Father: Son, I can assure you that there is no such thing as massive robot mantises. That's just a horror story meant to scare children into not eating mantises- (Martha breaks through the wall, and make gibberish noises, scaring the Frog child and father away)
  • Martha: (Laughs) I hope you learned a valuable lesson about consuming insect-folk! Cause if you refuse to believe that, I will skin you and transform you into a pair of size-10 frog skin cowboy boots!

Present

  • Martha: Oh, yeah, that will feel SO good!
  • Goanna: (Sarcasticly) Great idea, Skipper! (Seriously) But in all seriousness, it is helpful. (Quietly) Though I have to personally make sure she doesn't make good on those plans of hers.
  • Martha: I've SO gotta take this thing for a spin! (Hops into the cockpit, but it's too large for her) BLAST MY MINIATURE STATURE! I'm too small for the controls!
  • Kowalski: Well, watch and learn. (Presses a button, and the cockpit compacts onto Martha, and closes)
  • Martha: FOOMPH! (Muffled) WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF COMPRESSING THIS COCKPIT ON ME, YOU BASTARDS?!? (Suddenly, her conscience is transferred to the head of the Cyborg body) What the-?!? Bloody hell! You've all shrunken a bit! And you all are moving much faster than ever! (Sees her new body)... Unreal! What happened?
  • Kowalski: Well, the cockpit compressed on you because that was it's main way of transferring your body systems into the Cyborg body. Right now, there are needles puncturing your nerves in your original body so you can experience your new body. But now that the process is complete, you don't feel a thing.
  • Martha:... Well, I guess it'll take a while to get use to this fresh new body. (Flies across the room without crashing) Wow! I can fly good again! (Uses heat vision again, which is amplified, and melts a table quickly)... Whoa! my laser vision is MUCH cooler now! Whoa! (She sees the body systems of the Lodgers) I've even got X-ray vision?!? UNREAL! (Suddenly, she sees SpongeBob's soul) I CAN EVEN SEE YOUR SOUL?!? HOLY LARVAE! What else do I have? (Sees in infared vision, then microscopic, then telescopic, then and finally, ultraviolet vision) Wow! I can see almost EVERYTHING! THIS IS SO RADICAL!
  • Skipper: I'm sure it is.
  • Icky: "Ok, as much as I am for super-cool robot bodies, how's about we take these jokers back to Prison 42 before they deside to do something stupid again."
  • Martha turns off the X-Ray.
  • Martha: "Ok then."
  • Narcotic and Qui: "Whew."
  • Cynder: "I guess you guys had an exsaucing day, huh?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Why yes, punishing disobedient followers takes alot out of me."
  • Narcotic: "Yep. And don't worry, we won't have anymore interest in the cybersaurs either way. Nothing but trouble. Exspiecally those spitting lizards, I never want to be near them again!"
  • Skipper: "Oh don't worry, the proper ahorities will be here in right about.... (Looks at a watch) In 6 to 9 minutes."
  • Narcotic: "69 MINUTES?!"
  • Skipper: "No, 6 TO 9 minutes. Depending on space traffic."

6 to 9 minutes latrer.

  • Qui and Narcotic are already taken aboard the transport ship.
  • Narcotic: (Suddenly trips over, and the plug-in containing QP drops out of his pocket)
  • Darkness Qui: Narcotic, are you okay?
  • Sam: Wait a minute! What's THAT? (Points at the plug-in containing QP)
  • Narcotic paniced and grabbed the Plug-in!
  • Max: It looks like some sort of plug-in.
  • Shenzi: What's THAT about, Qui? (The Lodgers and Allies look at her)
  • Darkness Qui:... Uhh... There's a VERY funny story behind that actselly, and uh..... Uhh... Gotta go! (Flies off with Narcotic still holding QP plug-in)
  • Banzai: WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED!!!
  • Iago: "WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!"
  • Pinkie:... (Head boils, and a sound of a kettle boiling is heard) NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!!!!!!
  • Cynder: HOW DARE SHE LIE TO US?!?
  • The Group charged after Qui!
  • Just as they were about to catch up, Darkness Qui teleported before anyone can do anything!
  • Skipper: "Aw salmon egg sandwich?!"
  • Cynder: SHE GOT AWAY WITH QP!
  • Twilight: I don't think so. (Uses magic to teleport Qui and Narcotic right back)
  • Darkness Qui: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I hate it when you do that! (Stares at Narcotic angrily) AND YOU?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A KLUTS?!
  • Narcotic:... Uh... Sorry about that. (Darkness Qui uses poison ability to melt Narcotic's face again) AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! NOT AGAIN, NOT THE HELL AGAIN!!!! AAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!! IT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR FACE ON A FUCKING GRILL!!!
  • Darkness Qui: You're not gonna get that face healed up for 3 days, buster!
  • Spyro: Very stupid/cruel of you to blame your associate for accidentally exposing your trickery.
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Kuzco) This has all been an act, and we almost fell for it!
  • Rainbow Dash: Now you've done it, Qui! You've crossed the line with us!
  • Qui: Look, I, uh, I can explain!
  • Martha: Oh, yes, of course you can! (Grabs Qui by the neck) You can't explain anything now that you've unintentionally revealed your true intentions for the virus! I should kick you in your fat scaly ass right now! In fact, I will! (Does exactly that)
  • Darkness Qui: OOF!
  • Narcotic: "This isn't good your grace!"
  • ???: "Worry not, your grace, and Narcotic! Get ready for a faverable turn of events!"
  • Celisus is controling the evil ship!
  • Lougers: "Aw fudge?!"
  • Celisus fired an anti magic ray that disables Twilight's abilites!
  • Twilight: "OH NO!"
  • Celisus: "Alittle something to prevent the flying equine to be of use! At least for the next 24 hours! And as for you, bug!"
  • Celisus zaps Martha!
  • Martha: "..... Well, this is very humbling."
  • Martha callapses.
  • Celisus beams up Narcotic still holding QP, and Darkness Qui.
  • Celisus: "THAT IS FOR ALL OF THE WATER JOKES USED AGAINST ME, YOU ACCURSED HEROES?!"
  • The Evil Ship teliported away!
  • Martha got back up, completely ok, but wopply.
  • Martha: "In hindsight, we probuly should've figured about her firy octopus friend not being here was part of an emergency escape plan."
  • Icky: "Aw man. No one expected the firey octopus guy."
  • Cynder: "..... Damn it, Qui.... Damn it....."
  • Lord Shen: "Do not worry, Cynder. Let Qui enjoy her small victory. One day, we will have our chance once again."

The evil ship, very far away from The Dragon Realms.

  • Darkness Qui: "Celisus, you saved us back there. Thank you. I was afraid that QP would've been lost to us."
  • Celisus: "All in a days work, your grace."
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, helping out the prisoners of P-42 will have to wait for another time. Let us lay low for sometime."
  • Celisus: "Alcourse, your grace. I know just the unexpecting lowly lower-life-form planet to hide-out in."

A planet later.

  • They are in a dessert planet.
  • Celisus: "Ah, I love the heat of the sandlands."
  • Darkness Qui and Narcotic were sweating.
  • Narcotic: "WHY, A DESSERT?!
  • Celisus: "Oh, don't worry, I also found, this!"
  • A random pirimid is seen.
  • Celisus: "It appears to be, a strange triangle castle, of some sort."
  • Darkness Qui: "Better then nothing. Narcotic, bring all of the gear aboard the ship to begin making our new headquaters, Celisus, make sure Narcotic does not screw anything up. I'll supervise."
  • Celisus and Narcotic: "YES MA'AM!"

Epilogue

The Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Icky: "Well that was basicly the worse day ever!"
  • Cynder: Yeah! I can't believe Qui lied to us! Now who knows what she's gonna do with QP?
  • Twilight: Well, I don't know. But I guess it's time me and my friends went back to Equestria. Princess Celestia's probably worried sick about me.
  • Pinkie: She can't get sick, she's a god.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs)
  • Rarity: Yes, and some of us needs to make sure Sweetiebelle isn't trying to get herself killed for her cutie mark again.
  • Applejack: Come to think of it, I wonder what them fillies are up to.

Back in Equestria

  • Scootaloo: (She and the CMCs are climbing up a cliff, dubbed as Joe) C'MON, LADIES, KICK YOUR HIGH HOOVES UP AND GET MOVING, YOU GIRLS ARE A DISGRACE!
  • Applebloom: (Dubbed as Quagmire) Scootaloo, this doesn't seem very safe.
  • Sweetiebelle: (Dubbed as Cleveland) Yeah, I'm afraid I might- (Falls off the cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Suddenly, a Spider-Man-like pony appears, and spins a web below Sweetiebelle, saving her) Wow, thanks Spider-Pony!
  • Spider-Pony: Everybody gets one. Tell 'em, Applebloom.
  • Applebloom: Apparently, everybody gets one.
  • Spider-Pony: Bingo. (Swings away)

back to the temple.

  • Cynder: "Well, at least there's one good thing out of it. We made sure that Cyberjurrasic park will be safe for the public, as soon as Goanna and the others repaired everything there. My true concern, lies in what Qui is up to now."

back at the pirimid.

  • In a sytile simular to the end of Star Wars Episode 3, an operating table rises to show QP, who awakes in a new Cyborgic body, a near simulation to Qui.
  • QP: "What happened? Where am I?"
  • ???: "In a clever plan to trick the lougers into thinking I actselly allowed them to destroy you, I saved you.... Unfortunatly, thanks to Narcotic's bumbling, they know I still have you, Qui Program."
  • QP: "Qui?"
  • Darkness Qui appeared.
  • Darkness Qui: "I desided the bug reseblence does not satisfy me. I figured, you be more suited as my equil, (chuckles), as promised. I now have made you my equil. Your now truely, a Qui Program."
  • QP sees the mirrior. She became a robotic verson of Qui.
  • QP begins to silently laugh.
  • Darkness Qui: "Seriously, are we honestly gonna copy that scene from the "Batman" movie with the original live action "Joker" that I discovered awhile ago before the whole thing happened?"
  • QP begans to laugh out of control! her laugh is heard through the pirimid, and eventally, the entire planet, and then fade to black.
  • Darkness Qui's voice: "Yup, you did."

End.....

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