The Jall of that Guy

For mysterious reasons, Syvar Alloy has helped bust out King Jall alongside loyalist guards from Jall's planet. This is because Jall felt that the 'disaster he knew would happen' has happened and now Waeetis is in danger. The Heroes Act were requested to go seek out Jall and Alloy and stop them, but when they entered Waeetis, they never came back. Warson quickly assumes the worse and requested for the Lodgers to go in the planet at once and rescue the Heroes Act from Jall and Alloy. However, when they arrived, it ended up turning out that it was not Jall and Alloy that was being the problem, as it was instead a race of horrendous locust-like monstrosities who were originally the rightful natives of Waeetis before the arrival of the Gnorons who quickly captured the Lodgers and sent them to imprisonment. There, they discover from the captured Jall that his actions were for a just reason: to keep the original beings of the planet, the Waeeties, from enslaving whoever nested on their planet and to forever feast on their sense of happiness, benevolence and prosperity, Jall had to become a 'tyrant' because ironically, tyranny what was kept the original Waeeties away while Jall's 'socialist' brother Prince Cill ended up unknowingly allowing them to finally strike thanks to the peasant jerk who didn't like his house being taken away named Chief Hallus, who was originally responsible for getting everyone to rise up against Jall, but now totally regrets everything when it was discovered that the original Waeeties were manipulating him and Cill this whole time. To make matters worse, what also kept the original Waeeties away was the now-destroyed Starbots that Jall had because they ended up resembling demons in Waeetisian lore. Jall explains that he intentionally allowed himself to be captured so the Heroes Act and Alloy can rebuild the Starbots and use them to scare the Waeeties back in their holes. However, their leader, the mind-manipulating Emperor Splooshvag, is already anticipating the heroes' attempt to resurrect his people's 'demons' and has sent his best warriors, lead by the violent and treacherous Sir Flocus, to stop it so they can suck away all sense of heroism they have. Now it's up to the reluctant Lodgers to correct something that was ironically their most embarrassing mistake ever and stop the truly-malevolent happiness sucking Waeeties from doing whatever they want.

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King Jall's Life Story.[]

Oranos, Early Trouble in Oranos

Xandy: (A Heroes Act dropship and the Shell Lodger Van is seen driving off towards the planet known as Oranos, carrying a Blue Heron-like bird in a royal outfit inside it's compartment cell)... Well, King Jall, it seems that your cruel tyrannical dictatorship has FINALLY come to an end.
King Jall: "..... How could I possabily failed? I, had everything! The best geniuses created my defences. I had the strongest VA Starbots in my disposeal from my Benufactor days. I had control of the finest wizards in the world. I kept myself obscured from the socialist Grand Council. I had the strongests warriors on my side! I listened to the peoples demands just to keep rebelions from rising! I, I don't know what went wrong! I had a tight-knit rulership! I kept all my enemies close! How could it all unraviled like this? Who's respondsable for exposing and ruining everything? You heroes weren't even an issue until you came from nowhere and just arrested me on the spot?! Who done this to me? IT WAS HALLUS, WASN'T IT?!"
Vancer: Look, dude, you've been taxing people out of house and home with no TRUE concern for their well-being. Not even the nicest of acts can make up for that. Why SHOULDN'T the people call and report you?
King Jall: BECAUSE I WASN'T ALL BAD, WAS I?!? I made up for it by giving them nice condos in the hills!
Miami: You were a benefactor for the Villains Act, and had an entire armada of Starbots in the catacombs of your castle. Do you HONESTLY think that your Blue-eye royal guards can hide that from US? Does that qualify as 'not all bad'?
King Jall: Look, I was only a benufactor to earn protection, I otherwise had NO love for that conquest nonsense they were doing!? And after all things I did for them to at least make them live in content with putting up with a no-nonsense ruler like me, they just turn on me like that? Maybe I wasn't exactly perfect, but at least I wasn't a warmonger or a steriotypical "Tyrant", I at least put that money to good use and gave Condos to everyone!
Clifton: Look, maybe you weren't a completely traditional tyrant, but you're still a waste of political space! And those nice things weren't exactly out of remorse, but just an anti-rebelion measure. They did the right thing by telling us. You simply cannot be forgiven for your crimes, and must pay the price for it. I'm sure your brother would agree-
King Jall: YOU LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL-
Clifton: What, execute me?
King Jall: "(Offended Scoff), You would dare suggest that I would take your life because of personal disrespect?! I ensure you that I am actselly AGAINST the death penalty! The worse I would EVER do is exile!?"
Magnum: "..... Wow, you are indeed not a traditional tyrant. They typically love exicutions like obese children to pasteries."
King Jall: "At least I established SOMETHING with you people! Back on subject, do not DARE dragged my brother into this?! He may not be as supportive of this outrage as you think he is!"
Xandy: "Oh, then why didn't he stopped us from arresting you, smart guy?"
King Jall: "BECAUSE HE WAS MISLEAD TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE THANKS TO YOU IMBACILES MISTAKING THAT OLD BASTURD OF A VILLAGE LEADER AS CREDITABLE?! I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN BACK TO WAEETIS AND HAVE THIS MATTER CORRECTED BY INTERIGATING THAT OLD BASTURD WHO RUINED EVERYTHING?! THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW TRUELY SUPPORTIVE MY BROTHER CAN BE ONCE THE WOOL OF LIES IS FREED FROM HIS EYES?!"
Clifton: Okay, first off, insulting us is not making your problems go away any smoother, or at all, even if you are upset about this! I mean, maybe your brother does normally have your back on issues, but I personally like to believe that he felt that you can't make a serious change without commupence. Second, you're not the boss of us!
King Jall: "THEN LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GRAND COUNCIL AND LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAS HAPPENED?! I ENSURE YOU THAT I AM MORE THEN WHAT YOU WERE LEAD TO BELIEVE ABOUT ME?!"
Telathon: "Oh will you take a chillpill, hun? You'll get your day in the Grand Council's court soon enough after they get a few much more impourent interuniverseal matters done and out of the way, hun."
Clifton: And even then, you can't tell anybody what to do anymore. Taxation without representation is a crime punishable by life imprisonment.
Nanobyte: Yeah, so you'd better quit your whining. And don't bother trying your hardest to escape, Oranos has been this UUniverses' BEST prison since the Exo-Wars.
King Jall: (Unamused and sarcastic) Oh, alcourse, that frozen iceball of a planet. What a good place of misery for prisoners to be in. I hear that place has been getting corrupt and cruel since that jerkoff Naroudan took over.
Miami: Watch what you say, Jall. Croker may be a bad influence on prisoners, but he at least has a daughter that treats prisoners right and has the guts to stand up to her own father.
King Jall: Honestly, all this because of a few taxes here and there? I swear, ever since that Foulcheese debacle, you people have no respect for iron-fisted rulers anymore! And at least I didn't left those people in poverty longer then a few moments, I gave them into condos for petan's sake?! Ok, maybe my methods are abit offy, but at least I wasn't a socialist?! That money was used to make my people's millaterry stronger in defensive terms, and my socialist brother is gonna end up ruining it for them!? IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE AN OUTSIDE FORCE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HIS IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR AND- (Clifton presses a button and the cell shuts in metal lockdown, blocking out his dialogue) (In Jall's perspective) ALLOW THESE TERRORABLE FORCES RUIN WAEETIS?! HELLO?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?........... (Sighs depressively)..... They must've used a sound-proof lockout system to quiet me. I bet right now, those "Heroes" are mocking me while I am not able to hear it. Why, one of them could've told a very bad joke about me involving my name and they shrug at him! (Turns from uptight anger to depression)....... They didn't let me fully explain myself. I am being arrested for only doing what my people needed. Now, they have no one to protect them..... (Plopped to the ground and started to cry)......"

Several minutes in.

Jall was coiled up in the corner of his holding place.
Jall: "I felt the landing for sometime now, but they haven't responded in a while..... What is even going on? (The Lockdown was deactivating)..... Oh, about time you cretins came to your senses, now, are you ready to be mature about this and have a civilised discourse- (Saw that it was the Wardens instead of the HA)..... Wha, what?! (The Wardens got into the hold and grabbed Jall forcefully) Hey, that grip's painful?! IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT ROYAL BLOOD?! (Gets zapped by some guards) GAAAAAAAAH?!"
Jall gets forcefully dragged by the guards!

Oranos Prison Hall.

Jall was dragged down the halls, stripped of his regel attire and into a prisoner outfit as prisoners began to taunt and whoot at the new arrival.
Serpent Prisoner: "HEY PRETTY BIRD, YOU LOOK SO FINE?!"
Bug Prisoner: "That stiff has instint bitch written all over him?!"
Bat Prisoner: "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. New blood!"
Vrat Prisoner: "Looks like another VA benufactor went bust, boys! Just like the Grookian!"
The Prisoners mocked Jall!
The Wardens take Jall to a cell that is next door to a familier maned rodent.
Jall got tossed in forcefully onto the ground, as bars closed up his cell, trapping Jall.....
Jall: "..... This...... This isn't fair..... I...... I don't belong here...... (Coils up and begins to cry)."
Familier Rodent (Silluetted): "Not a good idea to break down into crying in prison, gramps."
Jall looks at the rodent, who is noneother then Syvar Alloy.
Alloy: "The rapey inmates LOVE criers. They'll go after you for that instintly."
Jall: "...... Who...... Who are you?"
Alloy: "Name's Alloy. One of the VA's engineers."
Jall: "DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IN MY PRESENCE?! I'M HERE BECAUSE OF THEM?! AND BY EXTENTION, YOU?!"
Alloy: "Take it easy, oldster. You're the one that desided to be a benufactor to them."
Jall: "FOR PROTECTION?! I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THEM OTHERWISE?!"
Alloy: "Oh, and who's fault is it for playing devil's advocate here?"
Jall: ".... Don't play mind games?! I know how you VAers work?!"
Alloy: "(Scoffs), VAers, who even actselly says that?! You obviously, but who else?! (Laughs abit until he heard Jall making a huff and turned away from him angerly!).... Hey don't be like that! Whether you like it or not, Hoity Toity, I'm pretty much the closest you'll have to an actual friend in this frozen hellhole!"
Jall: "DON'T SPEAK TO ME?! BECAUSE OF EVEN ONLY HAVING A MINOR THING TO DO WITH YOU, VILLAINS ACT SCRUGE, THE HEROES ACT AND EVEN THE LOUGERS REFUSED TO BE CIVIL WITH ME?!"
Alloy: "That's likely because they think you're nothing but another conquest-happy doughebag. They tend to view all villains like they're all like moustace-twirling steriotypes made from old cartoons! And based on what I heard, ya didn't exactly tugged on their heartstrings enough with you forcing people out of money and home, only to wind up in condos. Likely not helping that, knowing your architype, you were bad mouthing them all the way."
Jall: "IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T HELP BUT TO DEGRADE THEM FOR THEIR IDIOTCY?! BECAUSE WHETHER THE PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD IT OR NOT, IN NO THANKS TO THAT OLD BASTURD HALLUS, I WAS THEIR ONLY HOPE FOR SALVATION?!"
Alloy: "..... And, you wanted to atthive that with the Starbots being a secret army of yours while over-funding the public millaterry, why?"
Jall: "..... I don't have to explain, ANYTHING, to you! Besides........ You and nobody else here will believe me."
Alloy: "Try me. This place was recently attacked by giant ice bugs and now the Lougers and the HA are trying to uncover it. Hey, let's hope it gets Croker fired and get us the easy life with his soft-heart babe of a daughter."
Jall: "So that's why the HA were not there on the ship..... WAIT, GIANT ICE BUGS?!"
Alloy: "Yeah, the prisoners know them as "Iscanda's Monsters", because they snag the prisoners AND even the War-Dunces when they can get them!"
Jall: "...... THIS PLANET HAS A MONSTER ANTROPOD PROBLEM AS WELL?!"
Alloy: "Not for any longer when those misfits are done- Wait, AS WELL?! The fuck did you mean "As Well"?"
Jall realised his slipped tongue!
Jall: "..... Like, I, said! I do NOT need to explain ANYTHING to you!"
Alloy: "Hey, don't let the tough-guy look fool ya, I do HAVE brain in my badass noggin, buddy! And I can deduce that based on our conversation, it sounds like that you have a reason for being the King of Condos in Waeetis!"
Jall: "(Sighs frustaighted and in defeat)........ Fine! Yes! My taxing DOES have a justification beyond millaterry spending! Waeetis will soon be the epicenter of a bug problem WORSE then any predicerment Oranos has with these, monsters of "Iscanda's". It may not happen right away, but I know it's coming! But I don't feel like I trust you enough to know the full details, given your nature."
Alloy: "Fair, fair, you DID just met me after all. I take it you have a good head on your shoulders too. In fact, TOO good to ever wind up in this icebox planet. Cause if I can correctly guess, you're actselly not really VA material after all, let alone a textbook dystopian ruler. You obiviously only had that one thing to do with us because you knew we can supply ya with what you need to stop the problem. And that was the starbots."
Jall: ".... Yes, that, that was why I ever had anything to do with you people. And I needed the machines more then just the fact that they were marvels of illegit machinery. Again, I don't feel like I can addaquintly trust you with this infomation given it's, ludicrist sounding nature."
Alloy: ".... Ohhhh, I get ya. You didn't let anyone in on what was really going on because your afraid it's gonna make you sound- (Starts Laughing like a maniac, putting on what looks like a Napolian hat and start hitting himself on the head with a toy hammer, then stops after awhile).... Like that?"
Jall: "..... Well, aren't we eccentric? But yes..... If I explain even a mere detail about this, I would look like a madman!"
Alloy: "Tch, well keeping quiet has REALLY worked out GREAT in the longterm, now did it?"
Jall: "..... I'd complain about mocking that aspect of my intentions, (sighs), if it wasn't grivevously true. But it's exactly why I can't reveil this infomation to even people I fully trust unless they know for a fact that I'm speaking the truth."
Alloy: "And I respect that, I do. But you may as well start learning to trust me, cause, this is gonna be your new home until the heroes, if ever, realise that they fucked up. And trust me, they rarely believe they fucked up with guys like us."
Jall: "Well, when I get to the council's court and explain myself, they will believe me then!"
Alloy: "I wouldn't get your hopes up, mack."
Jall: "IT'S JALL!"
Alloy: "I know, but I called ya mack cause I'm an obvious wiseguy, get it?"
Jall: "And once I explain myself, the council will see the error of the heroes before them!"
Alloy: "Believe me on this, Jally. Grand Council's abit biased against people who don't play by the rules. Ask Issac Carlyle. He was once a rich business dude who owned a weapons company, but because he was busted for doing the VA favors, like, making them some bombs, they turned on his ass faster then when a toddler sees free candy."
Jall: "I once heard about that event. The VA savatoshed his name in thanks to a rotten sort having an ill ideal of preservation by exicuting the poor soul's family, even when Issac couldn't've known that the Grand Council were suspitious of him! And even then, the Grand Council has grown more and more weary of trusting randomly convinent evidence ever since."
Alloy: "That don't mean that you'll do any better, Jall. You referenced that Hallus guy, right? What makes ya so sure he won't get involved and made sure you can't sweet talk your way out of this mess! He got the Morons Act and even THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD to go against you! Even PC Rishon would look down on you! AND THAT GUY SYMPATHES WITH PHENDS?!"
Jall: "Oh, don't worry, the Grand Council believe in a fair trial. And they acknowledge that Hallus is a known unruly old man who will end up being too emotional and biased against me to be used as a creditable witness!"
Alloy: "Fair enough, those grand dopes want things to be THEIR idea of fair, but.... Remember that it's likely they'll accept your brother.... And we established that it's likely that he doesn't think so highly of you anymore. The old fucker will coach him to say virtually NOTHING nice about you!"
Jall: "My brother is of independent mind! He will speak what he honestly finds in his heart!"
Alloy: "That doesn't mean he won't follow Hallus' advice in some way, even if he deviates from the plan a tiny bit. Fact of the matter is, that case is not gonna go your way, so, I suggest you start getting used to this place, you won't be able to get out of here anytime soon."
Jall: "Ye of little faith. I can understand why your here, being one of the VA as one of their machenical caretakers that kept their machines running, but me? My only ever contribution to them was being a benufactor in return for protection. I can't be held respondsable for what those people did with the money they gained. I couldn't help with that. As far as the other benufactors go, I'm likely not even in the mid-top-tier. I was likely not even considered heavily impourent outside of benufacting. Espeically since I am otherwise not a member of their group, NOR even minorly parpitsipated in their self-destructive crusades for their misguided and mistranslated idealogity at the expendese of those that did not supported them."
Alloy: "True, true, true, but in their eyes, even only funding the VA, reguardless of whether or not you even liked the VA, is just as bad as getting involved. Sure, you had zero control of what they did with the money you given them, but fact of the matter is, that money was likely used to help the VA screw over worlds and anyone who doesn't let the VA buttfucked them. You're pretty much guilty of enabling them to do that kind of shit ya didn't approved of otherwise. And keep in mind, alot of the councilers are still PRETTY butt-hurt about what the VA did to the universes for 14 years until the Lougers showed up and crashed the party. I'm only saying, don't be too disappointed if the courtdate ends with you in tears and being sent right back here. Just trying to make sure you know what's coming."
Jall was concerned.......
Jall: "..... I.... I ensure, I ensure you, when I get the Grand Council interested in my story, I will surpass the odds and win!"
Alloy: ".... Okay, go ahead, learn this the hard way..... But try not to come crying to me. Again, crying is the rapey inmates' faverite tune."
Jall is now uncertain......

Grand Council Courtroom, following aftermath of Trouble in Oranos.

Announcer: "Announcing the courtcase of former King Jall Harak, charged and arrested for Taxation without Representation and VA Benufactoring, procession of Starbots and unclarafived suspitous motivations."
Jall was seen with a female Barnity Deer lawyer.
Jall: ".... Missus Mexhornwell, I hope you know what your doing."
Miss Mexhornwell: "Oh, don't worry. I got this."
Warson: "...... Jall Harak. You stand accused of the crimes that were stated priorly. How do you plead?"
Miss Mexhornwell: "At least 50% not guilty, your honors."
The Councils were awestruck by this!
Jall: "What're you doing!?"
Miss Mexhornwell: "(Quietly) I got this. (Openly) Now, I suppose the court would like to know WHY only 50%?"
Jling Sling: "WELL YES WE WANNA KNOW WHY, YOU SMUG- (Gets bonked in the head by Warson) OW?!"
Warson: ".... But in all seriousness, Mexhorn. Yes, we would like to be enlighten. Why only say 50% not guilty, on very SERIOUS acts?"
Miss Mexhornwell: "Because he has justifications for the acts in question. He needed the VA for protection with the Starbots."
Warson: "..... I see. We've been informed of him otherwise having no love for the VA.... But the question is, protection from what? And is it related to the taxing, perhaps?"
Miss Mexhornwell: "The Taxing and the VA includsion are seperate acts and irrelevent from eachother."
Bayo: "Hmmm. True. It has been implied that the taxing was going on before the VA gave him Starbots. It only just made things more serious then it really should've been."
Warson: "But still. We would like to have clarity on whether or not if Jall was only a victim of bad circumstances, or if the arrest was justifyable in some way. We wish to call in Prince Cill Harak."
A regel prince of the same spieces of bird as Jall arrived down with bodyguards. This would be Prince Cill, Jall's brother.
Prince Cill got to the stand.
Warson: "Please explain to the court about Jall's character, Cill...."
Prince Cill: "..... I know Hallus wanted me to say nothing but negitive things about my brother's actions, but.... I wouldn't be honest to the court if I just stuck with the negitives. So, I will speak from my heart...... My brother may have done unjust things, but, he was never as brutal as Hallus made him out as. He was a known anti-death penality advocate, and among the first things he done as king was abolish it, so, don't worry about him spilling anyone's blood for defience. The worse he ever did to a person, was periment exile."
The Councilers began muttering to themselves.
Prince Cill: "Another impourent thing we ALL have to consider is that.... Yes, he was benufactor for the VA, but, only for protection. He has never even minorly parpisipated in the VA's mad conquests, nor has any serious enfluence over their actions beyond being a benufactor. And likely not a very great benufactor since he has no offictal membership otherwise. So, it is not like he has any serious control over how they used the money itself. All the same, to the councilers who's worlds are effected by the VA, I give you Waeetis' sympathies and apologies if the funds embolden the VA. And about the taxing..... Well, as we known, the people were never left to seriously suffer outside of just losing their homes. If anything, they otherwise lived in luxery in brother's condos. It only gotten bad because Hallus was too traditionalist to really accept the changes. So, really..... My brother did cared for the people of Waeetis, he just, had a very, mysterious and unconventional way to show it. My brother overall, meant no serious harm.... He only wanted to protect the people..... That being said...... Protect the people, from what?"
Warson: "..... That is a good question...... If you never had any malisious intentions for all of this, then what was going on in that mind of yours, Jall Harak?"
Miss Mexhornwell: "My client has insisted that the reasons behind the VA benufactering AND the taxing are for classifived reasons. He insisted that no one would believe him."
Warson: "Thank you Mexhornwell, but I would like to hear from Jall's own words."
Jall rose up, and got to the stand......
Jall: "...... Many, parts of me, want to explain in full, the details of my reasonings, but....... No one, in this courtroom, would believe the horrorable secret of Waeetis. Now, I won't attempt to even remotely pretend that the particular actions weren't uncouth. But the biggest thing I regret out of even having to do those things, is that I can't even explain my actions, without everyone thinking that I'm some kind of mentally broken loonitic! But, to give a basic summery of what I know, is that there's something in Waeetis that makes it that the people of Waeetis, while they SAY they don't want me, IN NO THANKS TO THAT MISERABLE OLD BASTURD HALLUS- (Stops himself before he got too emotional, then clears his throat).... Sorry, lost my composure there.... They may not want me in thanks to a dispicable old man's actions, but, they need me! They needed the starbots, controverseal as they are, because they resemble the only thing this threat truely fears! I won't asked to be liked in the courtroom, nor too much forgiveness if some of you are still, scorned, about the idea of anyone having even my level of minor assusiation with those VA swines! I'm ashamed of myself too, if that's what you wanted to hear form me! I'm not too prideful. All I ask, if you declare me not truely guilty, and allow me to return to Waeetis to restore my power and exile Hallus for you to punish for the crime of wasting everyone's time and making stooges out of otherwise respected heroes! By all means, think ILL of me all you want. Because sometimes, when push comes to shove, protecting the people is MORE impourent, then good press."
The Grand Councilers are now speechless. They don't know what to utterly say.....
Warson: "....... Has the jury, reached a verdict?"
Jury member 1: "AHEM! Uh..... I'm afraid, it's hard to say, sir. He sounds very honest about everything, yet the crimes are still not something to just pretend they never happen. And the fact that he's still of controverseal status, even with this infomation in mind, speaks for itself. The jury are, too devided on this."
Warson: "...... Then, I'm sorry Jall, but I'm afraid that, even with these revelations of you not being a textbook exsample of being a tyrant, the tax is still without a proven representable reason other then a threat you are afraid to spefifify on the risk of sounding ludicrist. And the less needed to be said about your only contribution and aid, as minicule as it is, to the VA, the better this court date ends with less wild disagreements. I'm afraid that you'll still have to be in Oranos until another courtdate in the to-be-determined future when new revelations are reveiled.... Unless, your willing to explain more about Waeetis' appearent horrorable secret....."
Jall look defeated.... Alloy was still right in a way......
Jall: "...... I'm sorry..... Without proper context and being able to really prove it.... I just can't....."
Warson: "..... Then there's little that can really be done.... Court ajorned."
Jall was taken away by the Bayliffs, as Cill looked on sadly.....
Cill: "....... Brother......"

The Jall Truth And Nothing But The Truth[]

The Heroes were seen in their prison cells.
Donkey: "THIS IS UNAMARICAN?! I DEMAND AN ATTURNEY?! THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO SAY, THAT I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMIND SILENT?! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!"
Pang Bing: "DONKEY?! You DO have the right to remain silent! What you lack, IS THE COMPIDENT COMPASITY FOR IT?!"
Duke: "Awwww, Gees. If only Gazelle didn't had to do a world tour on Kratos. Then this wouldn't've been a problem."
Puss: I must hold on, before I, too, go totally mad.
Merlin: "Helps little that the nasty things basicly took our magic powers and weapons from us. If that's any indication, then it's safe to say that Jall has nothing to do with this. Those creatures were not present when we first stopped him."
???: "So, you heroes finally put two and two togather?"
Jall was seen chained to the wall of the cell.
Jall: "Good. Then now you have bare witnessed to Waeetis' horrorable secret."
Icky: "No kidding! When we came to stop you, I didn't remember anything about giant monsterious locust people?!"
Jall: "THAT WAS BECAUSE I WAS KEEPING THEM AWAY, IDIOTS?!"
Pang Bing: "Enlighten us, Jall. Why do you consider your radical behavior torwords the people, being semi-tyrannical as it were, having anything to do with keeping those creatures at bay?"
Jall: "Consider THIS! Like you said, you NEVER had encountered them when you basicly had me removed from power! By doing what I did, I kept those cursed souls away from the people."
Pang Bing: "Then explain yourself, Jall. Gazelle has asked us in her absince to require more behind your true reasonings behind your methods, in due to her pre-mentioned touring of Kratos. Though we may have started to doubt you as a true villain, we still want a justification for your actions."
Jall: "(Sighs).... Let me tell you the tragic tale, of the original Waeetisian race. The Waeeties."

Flashback.

(Jall): "(Overviewing a prosterious kingdom). A long time ago, there was the peaceful Waeeties, the original native Waeetisians. They were spreaders of happiness and joy in their world. Why, Waeetis is their word for "Happy". They never had need for physical consumption of food and water. They were able to thrive on filter feeding on happiness, joy, and love."
(Icky): "Soooo.... Basicly, they're AUU MLP:FIM Changelings?"
(Jall): "Only not native to Equaria. Thus, this biological gift allowed them to thrive even in the harshest of times, as long as they had love.... But unfortunately, they became victims of tragity. The beloved princess, the daughter of Emperor Splooshvag- (Some of the Lougers Snickered at that)..... PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?! Anyway, the daughter of the emperor, died of a broken heart because her lover sacriviced himself fighting off an invading Waeetisian demon overlord, who banished said overlord and his army to the Cluster Boundery..... At the cost of his own life. Cause of this..... (Sighs sadly). The Waeetie began to become sad, and the magic of the world's happiness began to clutter and fall apart. The people were becoming sad, and in term, they were starving themselves and becoming weaker. Then, the emperor, in desperation to prevent their own biology from harming themselves, he placed a powerful hex on his people to make sure they don't die..... At a price."
The cute-looking pink and happy colored Waeeties began to turn and morph into black colored beasts!
(Jall): "The emperor used the infamous hex, "The Benvolence Parasite Hex". It would be so that as long as they are near a place of pure unbridled benvolence, they would live forever and be unstoppable. Once so, they would aim to bring that benvolence closer to them, and never let it go. But the Emperor knew that no one would live in Waeetis with them around, so, he took his entire people underground, figuring that if people think that Waeetis had no sentence, helped that the natives were not exactly well known given their Teadr 7 levels being that they rely purely on magic. And his hunch was correct, because people would come to colonise the planet not understanding the fatal error in waiting. The colonies were came to be ruled by my family, which we were beyond generious and thoughtful. However, when I was a boy.... I was the one to discover the horrorable truth."
Child Jall discovered omnious caverns, as he looked up in shock and saw that some people were stuck in magical cacoons.
???: "(Scary sounding) I see trees of green..... Red Roses too..... I see them blue........ For me and you.... And I think to myself....... (A large black figure crawled from behind the cacoons in an un-nateral way) What a wonderful (Head turns un-nateral) Woooooorlllllllld."
More cursed Waeeties crawled out hissing and snarling as Young Jall was scared beyond his wits!
The figure, reveiled himself as the Waeetie emperor, Splooshvag.
Emperor Splooshvag: "Yes..... I think to myself...... What a wonderful, Wooooorld....... Ohhhhhh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah."
Young Jall: "What, what, what are you?"
Emperor Splooshvag: "..... Your new god!?"
The Waeeties roared and tried to get Young Jall, but he dodged and flew away as the creatures proceed to chase him!
(Jall): "I was able to escape them eventually...... But I was trumatised by what I had witnessed."
Young Jall was seen crying uncontrolably.
(Jall): "I had found the horrorable truth behind everyone's disappearences during our time in this world. And the worse part of it, I was too young to be creditable about this. No one, not even my parents would've believed this discovery as they would assume I had some sort of nightmare or that I ate something I shouldn't've, or I was just looking for attention. So, I never bothered to tell people. I was forced to keep this to myself ever since, knowing what would happened if I ever attempted to bring this forth. I kept quiet about the insodent ever since..... But I needed to protect everyone, even my socialist brother, from them.... So when I was choosen to be the new king..... I did, what I had to do."
Jall rose to being an iron fisted ruler began as homes were foreclosed and Condos buildt.
(Jall): "I began my taxing and placed people in the condos on the hills, of which were highly protected from the Waeeties. They deemed the hills too holy to attack in being that it was the site of when the hero fought the overlord. But I needed additional protection then my expanding naterol millaterry. Not just to protect against the Waeetie..... But from outsiders that would NOT understand. Hence why, I was forced to swallow my pride, and became a VA benufactor."
Jall was seen shaking hands with Darkness Qui.
(Jall): "I did so to get their infamous Starbots, which thankfully, resemble the Waeeties' anicent demons, so should they ever attack, I would be ready with a Starbot army to scare them away and keep my people safe in the Condos. I was prepared for any ineditable attack from the Waeetie.... However, I did not count on a homegrown threat to my rule...."
An angry old coot was seen walking away from his foreclosed home.
(Jall): "In his desinated Condo, Hallus began to coherse the other villagers to be against what I was doing. He then proceed to establish contact with the Grand Council..... And that was when you fools showed up."
The Starbots were being destroyed as the Blue Eyes were forced to faulter and retreat!
Jall: "No...... NO?! NOOOO?! WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?! YOU'RE MAKING A TERRORABLE MISTAKE?! THE PEOPLE, WHEATHER THEY LIKED IT OR NOT, NEED ME?! THEY NEED-"
???: "Brother, stop!"
Prince Cill showed up with a wickedly snickering Hallus right behind him.
Jall: ".... Cill? What, what, what're you doing with that miserable traitor?!"
Prince Cill: "The village leader told me what was going on, and.... I tried, to understand your motivations behind everything, and.... I defended you many times and-..... I'm sorry..... I can't bring myself to defend you this time."
Jall: "..... Cill, no! Please, I can explain-"
Cill: "SAVE IT?!...... Nothing you can say, can ever excuse what happened here. I can pardon you taxing people without much of a reason besides over-blouting our millatery budget..... But benufacting the VA?! KEEPING A PRIVATE STARBOT ARMY?!"
Jall: "Brother please, if I can, I'll explain in full detail why that is the case, but.... I fear you wouldn't believe what I would say. You just have to trust me that I have good intentions behind the Starbots!"
Cill: "Nothing typically good comes from getting involved with the VA!"
Jall: "Brother, please know that I don't support their activities myself! I only agreed to aide them finacility to get protection?! It is all for a good reason!"
Cill: "..... I'm done here. (Takes away Jall's crown and king's cape)....... I'll go give the royal attire a good cleaning for when it is time for my corination. I'll leave you to the heroes. I'll be sure to ask Oranos to give the rest of the royal attire back to us when you get suited for a prison outfit."
Cill leaves as Hallus was quietly evily laughing in victory.
Jall: "BROTHER, NO?! PLEASE! I HAVE MY REASONS?! (TRIES TO GO AFTER HIM), I-"
The heroes pounced onto Jall and take him away, dispite his struggling!
(Jall): "I lost my title..... And my brother's love, all because how Hallus turned you into his minions to remove me from power..... And I think you can safely say what would eventually follow in the coming days."
It was the middle of Cill's corination as Hallus, the new royal adviser, was seen and the people would enjoy the coming of the new king.
Suddenly, the candles went out.

(The creepy singing returns.)

"What_a_Wonderful_World"_Creepy_Parody — "What a Wonderful World" Creepy Parody

Everyone heard the creepy singing, as eyes glowed surrounding the panicing people, as Splooshvag rose behind from Cill, getting to the song's climax.
The Waeeties all charged out and lounged at the people, as Cill was grabbed by Splooshvag!
Cill: "HALLUS?! HELP ME?!"
Hallus turned into a total chicken shit and ran away like the cowerd he is, screaming like a bitch!
Cill: "HALLUS?! HALLUS?! HALLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS?!"
Splooshvag was laughing wickedly as everything faded into darkness!

Present.

Jall: "..... When I heard of the horror, that befell my brother, from my blue-eye loyalists, I had to escape with Alloy, return to Waeetis, restore my ruined Starbot army, and get back my crown so my people can be protected from the tainted Waeeties once more. When your Heroes Act friends came, they discovered for themselves that my reasons were justifived, and agreed to mend their mistakes..... Lougers..... I hope you all would do the same....."
The Lougers are stuck in a serious conflict....
Icky: "..... WOW, DID WE SCREW UP BADLY IN THIS WORLD?!"
Shifu: "..... Lord Jall, please know that we are sincerely apologenic about this, and we wish to correct our mistake."
Sandy: "Yeah. We wanna make this right."
Pang Bing: "Yes. We shall redeem our name in this world and reverse the mistakes here."
Jall: "Thank you. Just be warned though. The Waeeties were not products of nature. They are of Magilo Origin. They were created by a good Magilo User who best uses magic surrounding nature. The user made the Waeeties thrive on happiness as a means to escape a planetary drought and food shortage it had at the time. It saved the Waeeties and it enabled them to thrive in the world that has eventually recovered. However, when the Emperor used the hex, he ended up corrupting the magilo magic unintentionally, creating the sad abominations that now lurk in the shadows and feast on the people's sense of benvolence like parasites."

Syvar's Backstory[]

Syvar Alloy was seen working on a Manbeetle Alpha and being remarkably effictent in it, as Xandy approuched him.
Xandy: "....... Listen, Syvar, I know we didn't had a particularly good first impression with eachother awhile back, but, I'm curious. Other then because he was a VA benufactor, why help Jall? Given that he's obviously not truely VA material, what do you have to gain from this?"
Syvar: "Tch. Spoken like a typical goodie two shoes. You assume that just because I went down a certain path that, that you think it's a safe bet that I want something out of him?"
Xandy: "Well, it's just, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that Jall being a terrorable leader was actselly for the good of the planet, with the Waeeties being considered. And that the VA's involvement is actselly, helpful, for this rare instence."
Syvar: "(Scoffs), Oh what, you think the VA's nothing but abunch of mustace twirlers wearing outdated suits from western times and silly top hats who's faverite hobbies include straping woman down railroad tracks, laugh constintly and say things like "Drat", "Curses" and "Foiled again"? I suggest you stop watching old cartoons, miss."
Xandy: "I get your point, wiseguy, but.... Why is it like that? I figured that the VA are nothing but power-hungry loonitics. I mean.... They called themselves the "Villains Act". So, there's something not making sense here."
Syvar: "Here's a free history lesson, babe. First off, the name "Villains Act", was meant to be ironic to over-sensitive crybabies, tree huggers, overtly liberal folks, and those that don't like what the minority tends to believe different then they do, who tend to call people in the minority "Villains" because they think that only evil people would dare do something controverseal when there was actselly a good reason for it. See, the "Villains Act", were basicly nothing more then a group of disenfrancised types of people an overtly liberal socity has deemed the bad guys because they had opinions and worldviews that they didn't liked."
Xandy: "Is this gonna get political?"
Syvar: "Can't help it, alot of things have politics involved in some way. Here's what I mean though..... We live in a socity that starts to shutdown outmoding engery companies like oil in favor of alternatives for the sake of the evioment, which, granted, it's not a bad cause, but even good things have impacts, cause then that means that the outmoded forms of engery would have to disban for being passe, how logging industries are shutdown because people over-sympathise with virtal logs with no sentience of their own because, again, evioment ethics, where those that dare support the idea that killing something or someone off for the greater good is automaticly basturdised as a monster because some ethicsts oversympathised with the sob-stories of the very thing this guy or gal wants dead for whatever reason, even if they have good points to it. This is a socity where ehticists, unless they're stupid about it like the Eco-Crats, have too much power and sway with an already overtly liberal goverment and puts up the illution that life is fair. The VA, were basicly, these universes' very much needed wake-up call, along a beacon of hope for those that tire of the ethicist dominated bullshit and the era of entitlement that ruined their lives for not abiding to the status quo."
Xandy: "So, basicly, you're saying that...."
Syvar: "Oh, you know where this is going allright. The VA, was actselly more then the "Conquest Group" you accuse them off. Now, were they conguring worlds? Yeah, there's no dancing around that noise, but, when they do so, it's only ones of actual worth. We wouldn't go after the useless ones, like dead worlds or wild/uncivilised/not advanced enough worlds unless there was something worth the hassle. I mean, you noticed that we seem to be only going after the worlds the USRA races already have, plus ones the same races are interested in and/or a planet with good reshorces? The whole "Conquest" thing was basicly just us giving no fucks about your feelings. After all, you never considered OUR feelings, so why should we?"
Xandy: "But, what about the slavery that tends to happen in those congured worlds?"
Syvar: "Rebelion prevention. I mean, we tried letting the people of Nimboo have their freedoms while we were ruling that place, and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! The intention was never to make it look as if we had no respect for human rights, metathoricly speaking. It was meant to get them to show obedience and appresiation to those that think they know what's for the good of the universes. Now, have we sometimes pushed it too hard or done it wrong? I don't deny that, but then again, simple obedience could've prevented, SO many problems."
Xandy: "Oh really? Did Gordon think he was doing the universes a faver by killing off the majority of races that were involved in harming Vandora during a massive war he wasn't even born in? Did Glowrod think he was doing good by wanting to fire Pharagu's garbage back into the USRA races' homeworlds and a few asiding planets? Did Xerxes think he was doing good by attacking my speices to extinction?!"
Syvar: "Tsk. Figures you dragged them into this. Look, Gordon was a dumbass who wasn't really into the main deal of the VA, all he wanted was cheap revenge for something he never witnessed. Glowrod was a typical angry Pharaguian. I mean, be real here: What Pharaguian WOULDN'T wanna bring that kind of irony to the USRA worlds at the time? And Xerxes..... Goes without saying. All he wanted was to avenge his parents like the mama and papa's boy he was. Though all the same, the fact that your people attacked his home and killed his parents and then foreclosed the shit of it, and over a stupid outmoded water-tower known for collapsing on it's own terms anyway no freaking less, was a legit dick move. (Xandy sighed dejected)..... I mean, I get it, maybe there should've been exceptions to what the VA choosed to help, but aside from those hiccups, all the VA wanted was to make it that the Minority always has a say in the matter and to not suffer from the tyranny of the majority."
Xandy: ".... The VA, actselly believed this?"
Syvar: "Oh what's the matter, wide-eyes? Your spoon-fed Grand Council created lies about us starting to get regurgitated in you when I gave you a hot teaspoon of truth? The Council only said that crud you had believed about us because they are following the orders of the USRA majority that don't want their not-that-powerful control of the Universe to shatter more then it already has ever since the founding of UIS! Ever since systems started to want independence from USRA shenanagans and debotchery, the USRA races did not get to enjoy their misguided dream goal of having the entire universes depend on them and to blindly trust them, even dispite their screw-ups, like say, their murder of the Tibella King, Pharagu being a mess, punishing Grooka's legendary hero for starting to hate tec, the extinctions of races that fought against them, and those that were LUCKY not to get wiped out by them, often get exile sheilded or are forbidden to do their own thing under threat of one! And as established, they lean too much to liberalarianisum beliefs, being inconvenent to those of alternate morals then the accepted standerd! Cause of their eviomental regulations, oil and fozzel fuel companies are going extinct, and concern about global warming aside, it was something those people thought to be their destenies. Atheistisum being abolished left actual aithestists to be treated like punching bags for relijustus wackjobs while religen, even the dangerious and unsavery ones, basicly get a free pass unless they bite the hand that pets them."
Xandy: "Now hold up Syvar, they-"
Syvar: "I mean, sure, I know you'll bring up that they aren't fuck-ups 100% of the time, but here's the biggest one..... They're why the damaging wars happen. Because they caused people not with their intermediate races to be dependent and relient on them to slove things that otherwise shouldn't be the USRA's problems! They have the nerve to act like that they would always be their ever present protecter. But guess what happened?! Their club disbanned, and that lead to a war that undeniably created Gordon, and before that, they let Globex basicly do WHATEVER the fuck they want and created Dr. Inferious that allowed the Exo Wars to happen! Because of ever creating the USRA, everything went to crud worse then what the VA even came CLOSE to doing! I mean, there were events that make the VA only look like 14 years of inconvenence compaired to what went down prior?!"
Xandy: "Okay, is this long and angry rant gonna get to the point now?"
Syvar: "My point being.... Just as much the USRA created solutions, THEY CREATED THEIR OWN PROBLEMS BLINDLY?! Gee, NO STINKING WONDER WHY UIS BLOCKED OUT SO MANY SYSTEMS FROM THEM?! They don't want the worlds of those systems to be dragged into their rago of stupidity!"
Xandy: "Why are you so hard on the USRA races, let alone those that would side with them?!"
Syvar: "BECAUSE I LOST OUT ON MY DREAMS JUST BECAUSE I HAD A DIFFERENT OPINION ON THEM?!"
Xandy: "..... Your..... Dreams?"
Syvar: ".... Tch, did you assumed that I always wanna be some crime boss' patsy from the start? You're so, assumuious! (Sighs)..... Ever since I was young, I wanted nothing more in life then to join the Planeteer Scouts."

Flashback.

(Syvar): "My folks were typically flat broke, so both of them had to scrouge up enough money to afford me the scout uniform."
A Young Syvar was seen joyfully laughing with his parents.
(Syvar): "When the day finally came when I was invited to join the scouts, I couldn't be more excited."
Young Syvar met up with a collection of scouts that seem welcoming at first.
(Syvar): "However, when I was given the initsiation...."
Scout 1: "Do you swear to serve and protect any race within the United Universes?"
Young Syvar: "I swear to uphold the scout's honor, of being loyal, dependable, trustworthy, and relieable, to every of the United Universes, to creatures great and small, and to respect all walks of life...."
Scout 1: "Not bad..... (Gets stern) For a UIS liker."
Young Syvar: "..... Wha?"
Scout 1: "Don't act dumb, dillweed! We know how you're friends with that Skep girl!"
Young Syvar: "..... Apola? But, she's not that bad. She's great when you get to know her."
Scout 1: "Tch. Just like a UIS lover to say. BOYS?!"
The Other Scouts ganged up on Young Syvar!
Young Syvar: "HEY?! OW?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?"
Scout 1: "(Pulls out a torture collar) Something that you'll thank us for one day, UIS boot-licker!"
The Scouts placed in the collar onto Young Syvar as he gets tortured with painful shocks as he screams blood curdlingly as the scouts laughed!
(Syvar): "Those psycopaths tortured me until the Scoutmaster came in and was shocked to what he had seen! It ended up being a media storm event, that a bunch of dumb kids managed to get ahold of a Pharcumian Torture Collar and were tormenting their new recruit. They all got sent to juvie. Mom and Dad desided that maybe it was for the best to move to a new neightberhood because they don't want to be flaunted in the media like victims to be condesending to.... That meant that I wouldn't be able to see Apola ever again.... I was, forever miserable."
Young Syvar was seen crying on his bed.

Flashback ended.

Syvar: ".... Guess you can say.... I couldn't cope with it. I got weak. I went into being an engineer. But since I was forever known as the kid who was friends with someome from a UIS race, I know no one would hire me in fear of me getting attacked by USRA fanboys. So.... I went to come working for an anomamus crime boss, and by extention the VA when he desided that he would join them to mooch money off of. Then Qui met with me, and she desided to have me around to help the VA with their silly toys, like lunkhead over here, (Points to the Manbeetle Aplha)..... Then one day, the VA got disbanned, and eventually, my ass got busted by you, dollface. Only to be given a chance to be free and start a new life working for Jall when he takes back his kingdom, that you knuckleheads took from, and allowed the freaks to take over. All because your masters took the advice of a crotchity old fuckwad too seriously! So at least know, that I am not helping Jall to get rewarded. Well, at least, not a monitary reward since freedom and a new life are rewards in of themselves, but I diegress. I'm helping Jall because he was a minority, wronged by a majority. But I'm SURRRE the feel good of getting those crybabies' houses back as suppose to luxerious condos is WORTH allowing them to be enslaved by giant love-sucking bug people?! So I hope, that I proved, that I was more then just some VA cronie!"
Syvar turned back to fixing the Manbeetle Alpha......
Xandy: "...... You still are Syvar...... And you can be again. I'll promise you that."
Xandy walked off as Syvar was confused by that and looked at her, but then scoffed and went back to work.

Syvar's turn into a new direction.[]

The Capital Kingdom.

Inside the castle, from outside the people and the purifyed Waeetisans began to celebrate and dance.
Jall was seen restored of his proper status and attire.
Cill, back to be a basic prince, arrived with Syvar.
Cill: "..... Brother..... I want to apologies, for what I put you through. I never, should've listened to Hallus. He, he was a miserable old coot and, I'm glad the heroes are gonna take him away to Oranos in their penal old folks home, for what he has made me and our people do, I- (Jall held his wing to Cill to calm him down)....."
Jall: "..... Brother..... It's fine..... The past is in the past, and we only have a future to look forword to. With the Waeetimites purifived and the people free of both being a foodshorce and Hallus' enfluence, I don't need to return to being, the "King of Condos", as you've put it, Syvar?"
Syvar: "Sure. Although, that isn't to say those condos should go to waste, I mean, I see a great market potaintional for that shit when tourisum and real estate are concerned! It's a win-win! Both parties are happy, and the ecomamy gets a nice boost!"
Jall: "Alchourse. Although the condos can't be on the hills anymore, they'll have to converted to AFTS. The hills are still sacred to the Waeeti."
Syvar: "Hmm-hmm, fair is fair. Point is, I'm happy for you. And with your return to power and proven innosence, that's an easy pardon in my book. (Sighs dejectedly).... Too bad I'm not gonna get any luxery out of this."
Cill: "What do you mean? Did you not help us save our world?"
Syvar: "Look, prince wide-eyes, let's not forget that before all this, I was just some schmoe who worked behind the scenes of the VA. Their infamy is so mainstream that nothing any would-be ex-member can easily repent themselves from. Heroes are a fickle bunch. Even when they acknowledged that you did something nice for once, ya still get locked up in the stoney lonesome. I mean, sure, Jall gets pardoned for escaping Oranos, but that's only because he was able to prove his reasons behind being the King of Condos. Me? I'm earnestly guilty of being a VA stooge, even when I wasn't aiming to join them at first and only got involved because his original superior wanted to profit-leech off of them. Let's be frank here, I'm doomed to just be another face for people to jeer and hiss at. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see the HA and wait for the ineditable cuffing. (Leaves)....."
Jall and Cill looked at eachother....
Cill: "Brother...... Is he going to be fine?"
Jall smiled....
Jall: "More then you would honestly believe.

Ship port.

Syvar arrived to see the Lougers and the HA talking with the arrived Grand Council....
Syvar approuched them and got their attention.
Syvar: ".... Look, let's just cut the fillery "We still gotta turn you in because, obvious reasons" crap, and get to the part where you drag my ass back to planet icebox..... (Extend his arms out to them)..... Come on, let's skip the druma and be done with it."
Warson: "..... Well, actselly..... We may have, a different fate in store for you, Syvar."
Syvar: "Look, I said no druma- (Makes a surprised face)..... I'm, I'm sorry, le'what?"

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