Gelotodrone
Gelotodrone ('Geloto' means 'laughter') is a robot created by Kowalski and Sandy to boost the Lodge's comedy rate. Gelotodrone looks almost like a clown, and almost everything he says makes everyone laugh. However, when the Lodge decides to use him less of the time after they can't stop laughing at him, he feels inferior, and decides to use his laughing ability to control the UUniverses. however, he also has a defect, alot of his jokes are in crude or mean spirited or controverseal tastes.
Jokes and Punch Lines[]
- "I feel like taking crazy pills so I can just outwit the craziness of everybody in here COMBINED!!!"
- "I've heard better trash-talk from my old drill sargant at boot camp!"
- "Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right, now."
- "Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."
- "A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are now looking into it."
- "A teacher's son didn't tell his mother he ate glue because his lips were sealed!"
- "Spice, the final frontier. So much flavour...Space, on the other hand, is mostly devoid of flavour and matter."
- "Two fish are in a tank, and one of them says "Uh...how do you drive this thing? We gotta war to fight with whoever is banging on our home."
- "Your mamma's so old, I taught her to act her age, and she died."
- "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you on the head with it."
- "Whoa, you sounded like a parakeet that's being choked to death, and he's getting really pissed off about it."
- "Mary had a little lamb, WHO GOT EATEN BY A WOLF! A VERY RETARDED WOLF!"
- "My motherboard fights better than all of you!"
- "My name is not 'Wiener', wiener!"
- "How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can't tell, cause when the light goes on, they scatter!"
- "You got a black-belt in STUPID if you think you can beat me!"
- (To Twilight) "You look so rediculous in that dress, you look like Cinderella when her stepsisters ripped her fresh-new dress apart and left her SEMI-NUDE!"
- "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!"
- (To Kowalski) "If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"
- (To Squidward) "Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?"
- (To Francis) "If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards."
- (To Mr. Whiskers) "I heard you had a brain transplant, but the brain rejected you!"
- "I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
- (To Mad Hatter) "He's not stupid. He's posessed by a retarded ghost!"
- "Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan!"
- (To Sandy) "Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and you hit the floor!"
- "I saw your mother go down to a tattoo store to get a huge B on each of her butt cheeks!"
- (To Mr. Whiskers) "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never used it."
- "I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?"
- "If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fit an M&M"
- "There is no vaccine against stupidity!"
- "Mind if I stay here until it's safe where I farted?"
- "When God made you, he was showing off."