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Icky and Iago have managed to disban the Xerus Sorrowers group and made sure the disbansion is periment enough no one will worry about these annoying assholes ever again. However, Now, the duo must return to the Tibella system and confront the inquizition group of the same name. The Xerus Group may've been a complete joke, but the Tibella group is nothing to scoff at. In it's capital planet, Aie Prog, it's exactly on what the rule of the Xerus Sorrowers could've been like. This is a world that has been out of touch with the AUU since before the Common Era as a result of the Inquizition, a corrupt multinational governmental agency, which consists of xenophobic people that has forever been under the control of a family that was hurt far too seriously by other-worldly beings, though like the Xerus Sorrowers, it was justifived because the family was related to a known anti-USRA tyrant and they were justly punished for blindly supporting this fanactical rule, only instead, the Tibella Inquizition is actselly successful in taking back control of the planet and then some, and thus the family had dedicated themselves to making the people permanently forget about the existence of other-worldly beings. It has since remained that way for eons, but the world was left to be stuck in a tecno-50s like era with the absince of otherworlders, which were forbidden from entering under threat of execution and apprehension, barring space travel as the only legitamently advanced things. This technology would secretly be used by the Tibella Inquisition, and the bodies would be used in research in top-secret underground government installation called Installation 59. However, the Inquizition recently has entered difficult times thanks to a robotic rebelion. This world, is also the home of a special robotic model called Omnicans, which are fully-sentient artificial robots that can feel emotions and have a sentient outlook on life. Ever since their invention in the hands of inventor and head of Alspund Omnics, Doctor Alspund, who derived the technology from recovered Teadr 1 technology from the Yatorans, the planet on their control had since gained a tecno renaissance period of art, culture, war, and entertainment that the Inquiztion has mostly denied them of, thus this runs the risk of the Tibella Inquiztion being challnaged of their power, even the risk of outsiders being known once more, and the Inquizition Leaders feared of being tortured like their family. Thus, the Inquiztion has been at war with the Omnicans for control of the planet and to maintain overall dominance of the system. After "Stealthfully" getting into the system, they landed on the Omnican controled part of the main planet, and met with Alspund. There, he recites one such world that the Tibella group mysteriously over-protect for any reason: Mireo. A semi-temperate planet that has large deserts, geothermal and lava valleys, large rock formations, fauna and flora similar to that of Tibella Pore, a higher amount of oxygen which makes the air itself volatile but makes bugs much larger, and the lightning storms' fiery ignitions can be somewhat advantageous for wildlife. This was a world that has been long devoid of sentient inhabitants because it's ancient inhabitants were rebelling against the Inquisition until the Inquisition had them all under genocide and with little to no aid, they succeeded and left the world under their governmental control, being highly restricted even by their own members and will not be afraid to shoot anyone entering the world. Some question this as to why Mireo because Mireo has nothing of worth. Some debated that is because the planet holds a secret to take down the Inquiztion for good, or maybe an even greater secret to do that and more. With aide of a victim of the Tibella, Libby Ation, they go to the planet and discover that the Mireoians are not as destroyable as the Inquizition hoped. The primitive civiliation is under an aichent spell that if they were ever attacked by malevolent forces, they would instead be trapped in a death-like sleep until they can be awaken by containing the indestructable orb of Mireo that a propicy stated that once activated, the race will come back stronger then ever and will forcifully and unstoppably take down the one who attacked them to begin with to make sure they can't harm Mireo ever again, and taking away the soul of the leader of the attack and/or any desendent, of which case, is the current leader, Tyberious Tibella, of which once the soul is claimed, the Tibella family will be forever cursed to be inbreedable ugly beastly representations of their nature, which in a way, will perimentally disban this horrorable group, as well as reverse all crimes of theirs, great and small, including the deaths they caused, and purify the once called Aie Prog Ation system. Can our duo and Libby pull it off and bring a glorious end to the Inquizition's tyranny?

Material Used

(A song to be sang by Libby and Tyberious Jr)

Strange Magic - 102:55

Strange Magic - 1. Can't Help Falling in Love

Transcript

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The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love?

Intro Theme (Black Eyed Peas- Where Is The Love)

Prologue

Shell Lodger Fan Club

  • Icky and Iago came back with sodas and saw that the kids are getting restless as Icky's Ice Cream Guy was tied up!
  • Icky: "...... We'd only been gone for 19 MINUTES?!"
  • Amanda: "It's the suger in the ice cream. Some of the kids gotten too hyper-active."
  • Icky: ".... Maxxo! (Yanks the tape out of the Ice Cream Servent as he yelped in pain) WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THERE WAS SUGER IN THAT ICE CREAM?!"
  • Maxxo: "Uh, sir, please understand, I was sure to have brought the suger free ice cream! It's just, I looked away from the box for a few seconds when I heard a chuckle, and before I knew, the box was in a different position!"
  • Icky looks at the box and lifts it up.
  • Icky: "...... Awwwwww, nooooo! Suger Bee Rush! The Hyperactive Wasp Super-Criminal using high-suger consintraction to make everyone too hyperactive to maintain self-control, so he can quickly mug them! He must've thought you were an ice cream man serving the populace?!"
  • ???: "CORRECTION, MORONS?!"
  • A cat sized wasp zoomed with with sonic speed!
  • Wasp: "I, Suger Bee Rush, intentionally savatoshed your fanclub with aims to make the children too unruly to explain your stupid story about an adventure not shown canonicly in the main series until this episode!"
  • Amanda: "And, why did you this? What did you have to gain from this?"
  • Suger Bee: "I-........ I, did it, to....."
  • Amanda: "You just did it to be a jerk to them, did you?"
  • Suger Bee: "NO?! I, I had a major evil plan! I.... I wanted to make them look irrespondable?!"
  • Iago: "That's litterally being a jerk!?"
  • Suger Bee: "I-....... Holy crud, it is! No wonder I was never invited to the Super Villain parties!"
  • Amanda:  "Would that also be because your a relitively lame villain?"
  • Icky came with a pet carrior and smacked Suger Bee into it!
  • Icky: "NO, kidding! We'll deal with you soon enough, dumb-butt! Hopefully, these kids will get a major- (The children are suddenly sluggish).... Suger, Crash."
  • Maxxo: "...... I, won't be blamed for this, right?"
  • Icky: "Your pardoned from this, Maxxo. I'll pay you extra for being a good sport about this mess."
  • Maxxo: "Thank you, sir."

French Narrator: Later...

  • Icky: (The kids recovered and Sugar Bee Rush was quickly escorted away by authorities)... Okay, now that that's outta the way... (Clears throat)... (Deep Voice) Previously on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...
  • Amanda: "How, did you do that?"
  • Icky: "(Still in cool voice) Try not to question it too much."
  • Icky/Iago: I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND RO- (They crashed) OHHHHH?!?
  • Iago: UGGH! GREAT!! THIS IS TERRIFIC!!
  • AUU Animal Soldier #1: FREEZE!!
  • AUU Animal Soldier #2: YOU EVEN BLINK, AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!
  • Iago: Really?
  • AUU Animal Soldier #3: SHUT IT, FUDGE PUMPS!!
  • Iago:... Gross, dude-
  • AUU Animal Soldier #3: I SAID SHUT IT! (He elbowed him in the chest)
  • AUU Animal Soldier #4: In the name of Whi Ner Xerus, you two are hereby- (The two laughed until they were knocked out)
  • Icky: DAHHHHH-HA-HA-OWW?!
  • Whi Ner: I came here with word about these two aliens and- (He trips down the stairs and falls on a servant) AW, DAMMIT!! OWWWWWW!! OWWWWWWW!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE GODDAMN MEDICAL OMNICAN!!!
  • Icky:... (He gave the two bucks to Iago)... Worth it. I know I'm gonna like this comedic villain.
  • Whi Ner: YOU BUTT-WIPING MUNCHES!!
  • Master Trayus: (Hypnotizing Whi Ner) You will order the two aliens to be held in the prison to be executed at dawn! (They were sent to a cell)
  • Libby: (On communicator) I take it you just witness two of the biggest hate groups of both the Xerus and the Tibella Systems?
  • Iago: Well, obviously!
  • Libby: The two sides have different viewpoints of this alliance. Why? Well, both have similar but still different reasons.
  • Icky: We may as well deal with these chumps first anyway.
  • Libby: Good. I'll retreat back to Aie Prog. When you're finished, I'll come back with new instructions.
  • Riner: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Siner had a thermal detonator, which he used to blow them out of their cells as they escaped)
  • Xerus Soldier #1: STOP IMMEDIATELY!!
  • Xerus Soldier #2: WE'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN, BOYS!!!
  • Xerus Soldier #3: THE POOR SERVANTS HAVE BEEN MIND-DRUGGED BY THE TIBELLA SPY!!! KILL EM' LIKE THE REST!!!
  • Iago: DUDE, WHAT THE F***?!?
  • Siner: FLY LIKE HECK!!! (They went to Grimelock Alley)... Aw, fudge-it! We're in Grimelock Alley! I THOUGHT this place was familiar!
  • Grimelock: Home sweet home! Grimelock Alley! (Later...) As you know, the new C&C restaurant in Queensbury is going to be open soon. (Sashana threw the heroes in)
  • Siner: Sir, this is a BIG misunderstanding! We were chased here, by the Xerus Sorrowers-
  • Grimelock: (He spit out his beer)... XERUS SORROWERS?! (Everyone panicked to where they did comedic things) We're gonna give those bastards EXALCTLY what they want!
  • Icky: Aren't the Xerus guys your enemies?
  • Grimelock: Who's said we're gonna give the REAL deals? We'll just clone you guys, give the clones to them, then have you two nude-os evacuated to a better planet as we always do.... Dahh, why am I boring you with details, how's about you join us to rob the new upcoming C&C place?
  • Iago: Look, mack, we don't do robbing places, even if it's so you don't have to eat garbage no more.
  • Grimelock: THEY TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY!! The fact we get to eat something other then trash is just a finder's fee.
  • Icky/Iago: (Seeing Zorra) JIMINY CRICKET!!!
  • Zorra: I'M GONNA PAINT MY ROOM WITH YOUR BLOOD WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU D***-WIPES!!!
  • Icky: (Whispering to Iago) Yeesh, cranky much?
  • Zorra: (She zipped to him) WHAT?!?
  • Icky NOTHING, SPARE MY MONEYMAKER!!! (They were at the restaurant)... So... You sure this will be as easy as any heist in good guy standards?
  • Sashana: You might say that. (Icky and Iago hula danced and distracted them)
  • Robot #1:... Morons. This is CLEARLY a diversion.
  • Robot #2: Yeah. Let's just stay and guard the- (Sashana knocked them out as a 'FYYOOOOMM' shutdown sound was heard and the Synthesizer was been completely removed and was sucked into a cube.
  • Carus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Grimelock: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya did good, misfits?! Not only did we get what we both wanted, but the goverment has flat out declaired to go after the Xerus group for you! (Sirens are heard) OH CRAP, IT'S THE FUZZ!!
  • Chief: We only want to ask some questions. Did you find anything that links all businesses to Xerus control?
  • Carus:... Oh no!
  • Icky:... Uh..... (Brings out the map) Yeees? (Carus ran, but was cornered)
  • Whi Ner: (Whiny tone) YOU'D BETTER GET THIS FIXED!!! PLEEEEASSEE!!!
  • Trayus: No, uh-uh, no! I will not be swayed by whining anymore! If you remember, I helped you get this far, because just whining about it is not going to get you that far. And I can leave the Sorrowers to die, or just UNDO IT ALL, just as easily. I expect you to step up your game. Unless you want ME to take your place if you rely SO MUCH on me!
  • Whi Ner:... (Sighs)... He's right! (Later) I SAID PUT HER BAAAAAAACK!! (Starts crying)
  • Relly: ATTENTION! YOU ARE HARBORING XERUS SORROWER FUGITIVES! WE ARE ORDERING YOU TO RELEASE THEM INTO OUR CUSTODY, IMMEDIATELY! YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO COMPLY! (He and his Omnican forces armed themselves)
  • Brainia: Go! I will aid your escape from here!
  • Relly: STOP! NOW! THAT'S AN ORDER!!! (They activated the teleporter) DON'T GET IN THAT TELEPORTER!!!
  • Meyers:... Brainia! Fry them! (They were gone as Relly broke through at last with his adapting shield, but was shocked by the EMP sheild that seemingly stopped him, but he used the shield to adapt to the EMP, as the teleporter shut off into cooldown before he could use it)...
  • Relly:... Did you think I would be stopped, by an EMP? Well, you're wrong! And I have just the way to flush you out! (He walks off, finds Brainia, takes her, and leaves, only to later throw her out)
  • Meyers: (In the ocean lab)... You got the DNA guises ready, right?
  • Icky: Yeah, but we need to find a guard and knock them out in order for it to work. (They got the disguises, went through security, beat Crunger in an awesome montage, and found the relics) GRAB ALL THE THINGS!! (They teleported them away)
  • Trayus: I guess SOMEONE has ignored me. You were warned! I'm taking over the Xerus Sorrowers! (He turned Whi Ner into an ugly creature and tossed him into a walking building) As the new leader of the Xerus Sorrowers, my first decree, is to DECLARE WAR ON OUR ENEMIES, AS OF NOW! (He cackles like Jafar after finishing his reprise of Prince Ali)
  • Governor: I'm worried that our fears are realised, inadvertingly thanks to you.
  • Brainia: We'll have to find Relly in order to stop Trayus and the Xerus Sorrowers once and for all. Say hello to the program sucker Cybertick!
  • Zorra: (After they bet up countless enemies, they made it to Gan Bloc) What does it look like over there?
  • Iago: Looks like those guys are looking to get sued by Warner Bros.
  • Omnicans: O-E-O! OEEEEE-O! O-E-O! OEEEEE-O!
  • Icky: BESIDES that!
  • Iago: Oh, duh! (They distracted them, but then got spotted)
  • (Relly): Don't think your little misdirection stunt has gone un-noticed, misfits!
  • Icky: I hate it when that happens! (They flew away from the forces, and confronted Relly in the arena)
  • Relly: Get ready to be shown, (Turns back around quickly to face them) WHY I WAS THEIR LEADER?! (He turns into a giant monster as he was later beaten)
  • Trayus: "No amount of training from Omnicans can surpass against my power!!
  • Libby: Well get ready to be disappointed with yourself once again!
  • Libby transcends a stronger stage of herself, overwhelming Trayus' power.
  • Trayus: WHAT?! NO!! NO!!
  • Relly: If you can meet up with the master of Omnicans, Dr. Alvert Wuvy Alspund of Alspund Omnics, who resides in the great Omnican Temple of Aie Prog, and have him established a portal link between there and planet Xerus, then you will get your help soon enough.
  • Byanus: We didn't join these jokes for anything related to their main goal! We joined, to get revenge on what that monster Tyberious Tibella did to Aie Prog! Our old childhood home! That misshapen hodge-podge bug thing did so many horrors!
  • Zorra: "You realise these two are likely to going to find Har D Har, right?"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, some act of karma will end up stopping that before they could get that far."
  • Libby: "Isn't that alittle dangerious to trust Karma?"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, these things always resolve themselves with alittle quick thinking."
  • Iago: "Uggh. I hope you know what your doing, Ick."
  • Libby/Zorra: "Feelings' mutual."
  • Icky: (Still in manly voice) And now, the conclusion!... Eat your heart out, Honest Trailer Guy!

Chapter 1: The 'Stealthy' Entrance/The More-Successful Tibella Inquisition

Tibella Space

  • This music played as the Xerus ship arrived.
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Invisible War Title Theme - Deus Ex Invisible War music

  • Hazzcan: "Okay, we're in Tibella terf now. Be, as careful, as possable. Avoid anything that looks suspitious."
  • Byanus: "Why are you so parinoid?"
  • Hazzcan: WHY THE F*** DO YOU THINK, DIRTBAG?!?
  • Byanus: "Oh would you relax? You act as if the Tibella are unstopable!"
  • Hazzcan: Given our situation, YEAH, THEY ARE F*****G UNSTOPPABLE!!! SO UNSTOPPABLE, EVEN RELLY LOST TO THEM?!
  • Byanus: "Why are you being such a wimp?"
  • Hazzcan: "YA KNOW, THE XERUS GROUP LOST TO THOSE GUYS SINGLE HANDEDLY?! IT WAS A ONE-SIDED BATTLE?!"
  • Byanus: "Will you calm down? The Tibella don't even know we anywhere near here-"
  • ???: ATTENTION!!!
  • Hazzcan/Byanus: (They screamed like Miguel and Tulio)
  • ???: YOU ARE HARBORING FUGITIVES! THOSE OUTSIDERS ARE UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF THE TIBELLA INQUISITION! SURRENDER NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
  • Byanus: I KNOCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!
  • Hazzcan:.... Really bro?
  • Voice: "...... Okay, I know you were trying to get to me, I know my mother never knew about you and that you are obviously trying to offend me..... But it worked. ALL PHASERS READY?!"
  • Hazzcan: "(The ship feels like it is getting hit)! DAAAH?! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU INSULTED HIM LIKE THAT?!"
  • Byanus: "I WAS TRYING TO DEMORALISE HIM?!"
  • The two idiots panic until a swift force snagged them and zoomed right into the Louger Van!
  • It was reveiled to have been Zorra as she tossed the two straight into a pre-made cage!
  • Hazzcan/Byanus: "OW?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, no-brainers! Guess what? You just got saved by the two lougers and friends!"
  • Hazzcan: "Oh so THAT'S what they meant by outsiders!"
  • Byanus: "OH THANKS ALOT FOR RUINING OUR CHANCES TO FIND HAR D HAR?!"
  • Libby: "It was not a garrentied victory either way. The Tibella would've still sought you out as Xerus Sorrower members."
  • Byanus: "..... (Dejected) Fair point....."
  • The Van proceeded to escape the slowly destroyed Xerus Ship as Tibella Ships took quick notice.

Tibella Ship Command

  • A fat roach/lobster/scorpion-like clawed xenoinsect in an Inquizitor's robe was seen donning a very spanich mustace/goatee combo as Tibella Soldiers, his same spieces or otherwise, are working the commands.
  • Auu Animal Tibella Command Crew 1: "Voyage Leader Fattex Tibella, the aliens have escaped the Xerus Sorrower ship in what appears to be.... A flying outmoded land vicitcle."
  • The Ship Leader (Fattex): "So...... It's the same aliens we beaten. Only, it seems they confirmed the rumors of the Xerus Sorrowers' downfall. I'm hardly impressed. Any determined enough Political Correctness nut with an army of SJWs could've done that within half amount the time it took them to do it."
  • Auu ATCC 2: "But that's no ordenary ship. It appears to be the same ship that brought down the alien empire known as, The Villa Ina Ct."
  • Auu ATCC 3: "It's "Villains Act", wiseguy!"
  • Fattex: "Silence!...... Whatever those aliens are successful of, does not concern the Inquizition. All that matters is that they're aliens and must be captured. Tell all fleets to not let them escape!"
  • Auu ATCC 3: "Aye sir! All fleets! Fattex Tibella issued the command to capture the fleeing alien vessel!"

Back into space.

  • The Tibella Ships proceed to chase the Van!

Inside Van.

  • Hazzcan: "OH GODS, THEY'RE AFTER US?! FATTEX TIBELLA'S FLEET ARE GONNA GET US?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN?!"
  • Icky: "This is nothing an old starwars stragity can't fix."
  • Hazzcan: "Oh that's reassuring- WAIT, THE HECK'S A STAR WARS?!"
  • Icky: PREPARE TO BE INTRODUCED!!!
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Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest 'TIE Fighters' Clip

  • Icky: Here they come! (He sings the upcoming Star Wars music as they fired their cannons)

Tibella Ship command bridge.

  • AUU ATCC #4: WHOA! FATTEX, THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY GOOD FIGHTERS THAN WE EXPECTED!!!
  • Fattex: TELL ME SOMETHING NEW!!!
  • AUU ATCC 5: "How can a small flying outdated vhicile be a problem to HUGE FLEET SHIPS?!"
  • Fattex: "SEND OUT FIGHTERS TO THROW THEM OFF-BALENCED?!"

Outside the Tibella ships.

  • Tibella Fighters join the fray!

Van

  • Libby: "Here come the fighters!"
  • Icky: Well, let's see if we can maneuver like Sandy would if she was here.
  • Iago: YEAH, LORD KNOWS WE CAN'T KICK THIS SECOND PART OFF WITH ANOTHER CRASH-LANDING!
  • Zorra: JUST KEEP USING THIS FLYING VAN HOW IT SHOULD!!
  • Icky: WE ARE! WE'RE NOT BAKING BROWNIES HERE!!!
  • The Van does alot of crazy manuvers and caused several Tibella Ships to crash!

Tibella Ship Command Bridge.

  • Fattex: "Oh thank goodness those fighters are unmanned drones, or else we could've lost alot of people this day."
  • AUU ATCC 6: "Yeah but they're as expendsive as all heckl to replace?!"
  • Fattex: Don't remind me!

Tibella Space

  • Icky: (Driving out of control) F***, F***, F***, F***, F***, F***!!!
  • Iago: (Shooting out of control) F***, F***, F***, F***, F***, F***!!!
  • Zorra: YOUR LANGUAGE IS NOT MAKING THEM GO DOWN ANY EASIER!!!
  • Libby: "Nor is it very reassuring!"
  • Icky: IT'S HOW WE COPE WITH STRESS!! NOW SHUT UP AND STOP DISTRACTING US!!!
  • Starfighter Drone: Must annihilate intruders! (They fired and did accurate strikes on the van)
  • Iago: AAHHH!!! WATCH IT, D***-BAGS!!! (They blasted them again) AOOOWW!!
  • Icky: THESE THINGS ARE SURROUNDING US!!!!
  • Zorra: TELL US SOMETHING NEW!!!
  • Icky: CAN'T REALLY WHEN THEY'RE SWARMING US LIKE BEES!!!
  • Libby: I'm gonna assume they're similar to zees?
  • Icky: Depends, are they insects that make honey in hives?
  • Libby: They make more than honey, they can make many treats for cuisine to be harvested by zeekeepers.
  • Icky:... So, bees on alien steroids.
  • Libby: Just keep shooting and flying!
  • Icky: DON'T RUSH HEROISM!!!
  • The Fighter Drones were doing a blockade formation!
  • Zorra: "They're doing a classic wall of fighters formation! That's gonna waste us!"
  • Icky: "Not if Kolwalski's battering ram adjustment has anything to say about it!"
  • (Amanda): How many of those things did you neglect to return?
  • (Icky): Hey, this time, this is something Kolwalski gave to the van itself. He just didn't figure it would be prematurely tested. And spoiler, it worked. Also, don't worry about the invention thing, or else your gonna end up asking the same question alot.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Bugs Bunny) CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! (They plowed into the formation screaming comically as they struck with a bowling pin strike sound)

Command Bridge.

  • Fattex: WHAT THE GROCK?!? WHAT KINDA TARGET IS THIS?!?
  • AUU ATCC 7: "Well these ARE the same people that took down a dystopian alien empire, so, there greatest weapon is the power of surprise, clearly."
  • Fattex: "..... Then let us make QUICK WORK OF THEM?! HAVE THAT THING GET INFECTED WITH SAVATOSH PROBES AT ONCE?!"
  • AUU ATCC 8: "New command inserted. Savatosh Probes, on line!" (An entire army of small probes were seen)

Back to our heroes.

  • Probe #1: (Comically-squeaky robot voice) Target confirmed!
  • Probe #2: Commencing sabotage! (They constantly said sabotage as they approached the van)
  • Icky: Aw, great! They got a combination of nematodes and Star Wars buzz droids.
  • Zorra: Those are sabotage probes! They're programmed to tear a ship apart one piece at a time in less than 5 minutes. No doubt they'll be hard to take out.
  • Icky: Well, better activate the EMP!
  • AI: Activating Emp!
  • Icky:... AW, COME ON, WE'RE USING A RATCHET AND CLANK-PATENTED AI AGAIN?!? SON OF A B-!! (The EMP detonated as the probes short-circuited and were destroyed)... We NEED to get better insurance on this lemon soon!
  • (Icky): Before anyone complains about continuity, we always did end up having Rachet and Clank AI. It just doesn't always been given attention unless there's a joke for it. Also, this was before we met Lex, let's just leave it at that! (More probes came in)
  • Iago: ICK, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!!!
  • Icky: I F*****G NOTICED!!! AND I CAN'T USE THE EMP AGAIN!! HANG TIGHT!! (They started evading the probes as they constantly said 'sabotage')
  • Byanus: "NOW YOU SEE WHY WE WERE TRYING TO AVOID THESE GUYS?!"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me pal, their security is super hidden cheap tactics kind of crud! Even if you were invisable, they would've known you were here!"
  • Hazzcan: "Well the ship wasn't built with cloaking devices of ANY kind, so-"
  • Byanus: "He was saying that as an example!"
  • Hazzcan: Oh. (The probes continued saying 'sabotage' as they surrounded the vehicle and began drilling holes as air started getting sucked out, and the heroes were able to plug them up, the windows were shattered as air was sucked out and steel barriers automatically filled them, and many other holes were being made)
  • Zorra: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!
  • Icky: Well, we're gonna die in the vacuum of space, and nobody can hear us scream like p*****s!
  • Zorra: Really?
  • Icky: Hey, I've got little ideas left. The EMP won't charge up again before we suffocate. Unless you and Libby have a plan to get rid of these space robot pests, I'm gonna spend time in the time-out chamber in a fetal position.
  • (Icky): "And to any that would want to complain about continuity again, for now on, just assume alot of things that weren't mentioned in the Season 1 era of things always had a pre-existence. I mean, come on, this is a fan-made series based on a youtube crossover. I think it's save to say that the continuity is bound to be more mixed up then Kingdom Hearts. Seriously, those games do NOT have a consistent sense of continuity. I mean, you have to play off-shoot titles to get the full story, I mean, WHO DOES THAT?!"
  • (Iago): "Icky."
  • (Icky): "Okay, okay, I'll send my inner game freak back out. Anyway."
  • Libby: We got one! Just hang on! (This music played as they got to work)
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Deus Ex - Main Theme (Live orchestral version)

  • Icky: What'cha got?
  • Zorra: The sabo-probes they deployed are older models, thus, they have weakened sensory equipment. Thus, they cannot see in anything that can obscure their vision. So, perhaps if we use some kind of smokescreen, we can blind them and escape.
  • Iago: Ick, did you happen to 'borrow' a gadget of Kowalski's like that?
  • Icky: Hey, I can't ALWAYS be happening to have every single Kolwalski gizmo up my non-existent sleves. Even Cartoon Logic has to run out of steam sometime in the story.
  • Libby: Then we shall improvise. We'll have to sabotage the engines so they can provide that for us.
  • Icky/Iago: F*** WHAT?!?
  • Zorra: Oh come on, based on what's going on, it isn't like we wouldn't lose them anyway!
  • Icky: "Well, yeah, but, SHEN WILL STRANGLE US IF WE-"
  • Huzzcan: "WELL IT'S EITHER DEATH BY ENRAGED SUPERIOR, OR BY THE TIBELLA?!"
  • Icky/Iago: "..... (Defeated sighs)...... Angry Shen, here we come."
  • Zorra: If we can rearrange a few wirings, we can turn them into makeshift smokescreens and blind the sabo-probes so we can make our cunning escape.
  • Icky: That's insane!
  • Libby: Oh, and the sane thing to do is to let the the Tibella destroy?
  • Iago: "...... Touche."
  • Libby: You two plug all the holes those pests make. We've got some tinkering to do. (They left)
  • Iago:... I can't tell if they're fully aware of what they're doing when it comes to the machinery of our van, and that's very concerning.
  • Icky: "Well they both have a good point. Hate to say it, but I rather take my chances with a ticked off Shen then to be wiped out from existence by a powerful hate group!"
  • Icky pulls out a supply of wine bottles from a cabinet.
  • Icky: "I'll have to be sure to thank my cousin Frenchy for all the wine he gave us. Too bad it's not in the way he had in mind."
  • Iago: "Ya know, it be a shame for these bottles to go to waste without the corks and-"
  • Icky: "We'll drink them all to celebrate a toast to us SURVIVING?! OUT LET'S CORK UP?!"
  • Iago and Icky readied the bottle openers!
  • Hazzcan: "..... Why do they seriously thing wine corks are gonna do anything useful? Won't they just get sucked into-"
  • Icky: "UP?! DON'T QUESTION CARTOON LOGIC WITH REAL LOGIC, IT'LL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE?!"
  • Byanus: "We, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU TWO ARE SAYING?!"
  • Icky: And it's best not to bother. Trust me.
  • Icky and Iago began to plug up all of the holes with wine corks as they work perfectly!
  • Icky: "I hope Zorra and Libs know what they're doing!"

Engine Room

  • Zorra: I hope we know what we're doing!
  • Libby: I agree. We are not familiar with their interdimensional technology, so this will be a tough process.
  • The Engine was seen with several big buttons, one of each for different purposes: On, Off, Reset, Milkshake Maker, Coffie Maker, Self-Destruct, and Smokescreen.
  • Zorra: "Oh hey, it can just make smoke-screens on it's own, we didn't actselly need to destroy it."
  • Libby: "But why didn't they tell us their engine is so self-efficent?"
  • (Amanda): "Why is that?"
  • (Icky): "Because Shen doesn't allow us near the engine for reasons I'm sure we all already know why."
  • (Wise-Guy Kid): "It is because you're idiots?"
  • (Icky): More like wise-cracking incompetent and unpredictable jokes. We're not exactly idiots. But aside from that, yeah, we're otherwise not trusted with anything impourent.
  • Zorra: "Well, considering their random behavior and wise-cracks, I have a few safe assumtions why THEY didn't know this. I think those two are obviously the usually ineffective lougers."
  • Libby: "They seemed to managed well enough."
  • Zorra: "That could mainly be because WE'RE HERE!"
  • Icky's voice: GIRLS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'RE RUNNING OUTTA CORKS HERE!!!
  • Libby: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A SMOKESCREEN FUNCTION IN HERE, RIGHT? (An extended silence followed)... You guys still there?
  • The two yelled this.
Rage FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!00:23

Rage FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zorra: AAHHH!!!
  • Libby: OWWW!! MY EAR-HOLES!!!
  • Icky: (The two were crazily handling the controls as they started doing random damage that affected the battlefield randomly)

Command Bridge.

  • Fattex: (Seeing the van going crazy)... What in the infinite levels of space are they doing?
  • AUU ATCC 9: "Maybe, the probes damaged their controls?"
  • Fattex: "No no, it looks too perfect cut to be the result of that. Is this, an intentional stragity?"
  • AUU ATCC 10: "Truely, they must be an advanced group."

Back in the Van.

  • Icky and Iago began to regress into primitive bird monkeys!
  • Hazzcan: "....... I may need to change my undergarments."
  • Byanus looks at him......
  • Byanus: "(Scouthes away from him) Awww, gross man!"
  • (Dumb Kid): "HA-HA, HE POOPED HIS PANTS?!"
  • (Icky): "Hey, if you seened me raged out like that, ya be needing some new underwear too."

Engine Room.

  • The regressed animal noises were heard from there.
  • Zorra: "...... I, don't think I wanna know what's going on."
  • Libby: "Mutual feelings in my part. (Presses the smokescreen button as it has started to puff smoke and began to disoriante the Probes!)"

Command Bridge.

  • Fattex: "BLAST?! IT WAS A DIVERSION TO CONFUSE US TO CAUSE A SMOKESCREEN?!"
  • AUU ATCC: "...... That seems alittle, too spefific!"
  • Fattex: "Both fighters and drones have failed! We have no choice?! We're gonna have to unveil...... The big one."
  • The Command Crew paniced at the uttering!
  • Fattex: "I'm sorry, but it's our best shot! (Gets to a big red button covered by a case, opens it up and slams the button with his lobster claw!)"

Outside.

  • The Main Tibella Fleet Ship began to unveil a giant, lazer-powered lazer-guided metalic mecha space shark.
  • Fattex's voice via com: "ALLRIGHT ALIENS?! YOU FORCED OUR HAND?! BE PREPARED, FOR THE MIGHTIEST TIBELLA WEAPON YET TO HAVE BEEN UNVEILED?! THE DESISTATING J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K., A POWERFUL SUPERWEAPON DESIGNED TO COUNTER AGAINST ASTRO LASERS AND MASS INVADTIONS?! IT IS NORMALLY ONLY FOR EMERGENIES, BUT YOU FORCED US?! J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K., GO?!"
  • The Meca Giant Shark activated and roared!

In the van.

  • Zorra: You two okay now?
  • Icky: Yeah... Just gimme a second! (He bangs his head on the steering wheel as it beeped multiple times as the forces were confused) DARN IT, SHEN!!! YOU COULDN'T TRUST US WITH THAT?!?!?!?
  • Iago: YEAH! WE WERE GONNA GET SCOLDED FOR NO F*****G REASON WHEN WE COULD'VE JUST USED THAT?!?
  • Icky: So help me, I'm gonna give that fan-butted a-hole a piece of my mind when we're through with this mission.
  • Libby: If you're finished, I think we have company! (They saw the J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K coming for them)
  • Byanus: "THEY SENT J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K. AT US?! WE'RE DONE FOR?!"
  • Icky and Iago dropped their jaws at the sight......
  • Icky: "...... THAT, LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING, THAT BELONGS IN A BAD SCI-FI MOVIE?!"
  • (Icky): "I told ya you'd be warned about it's dated jokes. Interestingly, this was a year before the name change to "SyFy" accured, and actselly, at least two years later before Mega Shark Vs. Mecha Shark. I inadvertingly predicted another one of their cheesy films of the week!"
  • (Amanda): "The story, Mr. Icky? It was getting good!"
  • (Icky): "Oh yeah right!"
  • The duo proceed to regain control of the van and proceed to speed it up as the giant mecha terror was unveiled!

Command Bridge.

  • Fattex smiled sinisterly.
  • Fleet LT: "(Comes in) FLEET COMMANDER FATTEX TIBELLA, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHY DID YOU RELEASED J.U.N.J.A., IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE FOR EMERGENIES, LIKE ASTRO LASERS AND VAST FLEETS, NOT A MEASLY VIGILANTIE SHIP?!"
  • Fattex: "I have to, LT. The ship would reach Aie Prog if nothing was done!"
  • Fleet LT: "THE SUPER WEAPON ISN'T READY?! IT'S DEFLECTERS ARE NOT ONLINE?! ONE WELL PLACE SHOT IN IT'S MOUTH AND IT'LL BE DESTROYED?!"
  • Fattex: "BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT?!"
  • AUU ATCC 12: "Uh, Fattex?"
  • Fattex: "WHAT?!"
  • AUU ATCC 12: "...... Your claw is still on the button to the comlink megafiver?"
  • Fattex saw this and realise his mistake......
  • Fattex: "...... Maybe, they're too scared to realise this?"
  • (Amanda): "Agian?"
  • (Icky): "Hey don't worry, that over grown bath toy still put up a good fight before we can get that shot."
  • Icky via intercom: YOU JERKWADS CALL YOURSELVES GOOD COMMANDERS WHEN YOU JUST TRANSMITTED THIS THING'S EXACT WEAKNESS?!? GEESE, I HOPE THE REST OF THE TIBELLA CAN PICK UP THE PACE?! HECK, I HOPE THESE MONSTER STILL PUTS UP A DECENT FIGHT AT THE LEAST DISPITE KNOWING HOW TO BEAT IT?!
  • Libby Via Intercom: AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TYBERIOUS TAKES INCOMPETENCE LIKE THAT!
  • Fattex:... F***!
  • Fleet Lieutenant: Well, nice knowing you, soon to be former Fleet Commander Fattex! If you weren't related to the Tibella family, Tyberious would kill you! Heck, you'll be lucky if you were left off with just losing your position! Even to family members, Tyberious is known to be.... Quite, unforgiving.
  • Fattex: NO! I refuse to go out like this! This thing will STILL take them out.

This music played

Deus Ex Mankind Divided Soundtrack - Escape17:39

Deus Ex Mankind Divided Soundtrack - Escape

  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K: EXECUTE! (It attacked the van with all it had, including a powerful laser breath with a Godzilla-like roar, quick bursts of thruster speed as the van dodged it's large gaping buzzsawed mouth, and many others)
  • Zorra: WELL, NOW THAT HIS MISTAKE WILL RISK HIS HEAD, HE'S NOT GONNA BE MERCIFUL ON US!!!
  • Libby: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEP UP OUR GAME THEN!!!
  • Icky: "Got ya! One Space Jaws 2.0. battle manuvers coming up!" (He did them as they evaded the large shark-like war machine)
  • Iago: COME AND GET US, BIG SHARK THING- (It blasted a barrage of rockets at them as they took significant damage)... One of these days, I'm gonna, if I ever, learn to keep my big beak shut.
  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K: EXECUTE! (It charged after them as it nearly swallowed the van and they boosted out before it could chomp down on them)
  • Zorra: We're not gonna survive long against this thing.
  • Icky: Yeesh! And I thought the Atlantean Leviathan was a scary machine. THIS thing would make it pee oil, if it ever ran on it.
  • Zorra: (The J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K opened it's mouth and charged) INCOMING!
  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K: INITIATE COUNTDOWN, 3-2-1- (It erupted it's laser breath and Godzilla-like roar again as the van avoided it again)
  • Icky: I GOTTA ASK, WHAT DOES IT'S NAME ACRONYM EVEN STAND FOR?!?
  • Zorra: Janissary Unit for Neutralizing and Justice and Apex Syndication against Hostile Armies and Reinforced Kombat.
  • (Iago): It's AMAZING how their UUniverses apparently have a department for acronyms.
  • Iago: You guys have a department for acronyms, don't you? (The J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K fired it's beam again as the avoided it) AYYE!!!
  • Icky: WATCH THE DEATH RAY BREATH, YOU OVERGROWN SPACE SHARK!!!
  • Iago:... My God, Space Shark, that sounds so boss! (The machine continued firing) AAHH!! (It fired more rockets as it took more damage) JIMINY CRICKET'S BALLS!!! WE CAN'T KEEP TAKING THIS KINDA DAMAGE!!!
  • Zorra: Actually, we can still take out the J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K. When it charges it's beam, aim for the lens inside it's mouth.
  • Icky: AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES WE FAIL ONCE IT'S FULLY CHARGED AND WE GET TURNED INTO SPACE DUST?!?
  • Zorra: THEN USE THE STRONGEST WEAPON YOU HAVE!!!
  • Iago: DON'T RUSH US!!! OH, GEEEZ!!!
  • Icky: HOLD, IAGS! (It opened it's mouth)
  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K: INITIATE COUNTDOWN...
  • Icky: NOW! (They fired with their maxed ion cannons at the lens inside it's mouth)
  • J.U.N.A.J.A.S.H.A.R.K: ERROR! (The lens was broken and it was unable to fire the laser)
  • Icky: Holy f***, that worked!
  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K.: "Excess lazer overload! Lazer capassity, unstable!"
  • J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K. started to blow up slowly as parts of it broke off!
  • Icky: "..... TOO WELL?!"
  • Libby: "EVACUATE FROM THE BLAST RADIOUS?!"
  • The Van did the best it can to escape the blast radious, but the powerful exploudtion still sent a force that did serious damage to the Louger van, as well as crippling the Tibella ships, as the Van was sent spiraling torwords Aie Prog!
  • Icky's voice: "HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT TO OUR DESTINATION IN A KICK-BUTT WAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- (Voice fades as the Van reached the planet.)"

Bridge Command.

  • Fattex: "......... BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSST?!"
  • AUU ATCC 13: "Commander, our ships are disbaled and crippled, we can't be able to persue them...."
  • Fattex: "(Sighs)..... Are communications still online?"
  • AUU ATCC 14: "...... Barely."
  • Fattex sighs in defeat....
  • Fattex: "..... Bring me Tibella HQ......."

Outside a City in Aie Prog.

  • The crashed Van was seen.
  • Icky and Iago were naked once more as the entire gang were out and about.
  • Icky: "Awwwwwww, great. Our van is wrecked once again, and after we won the coolist fight ever!"
  • Zorra: "Well, the good thing is that we crippled their impourent fleet and took out their strongest weapon. But the Tibella are fast healers. And great adapters. We have to move quickly. We have to find Aspund."
  • Icky: "Hey, we can just ask for directions in that city."
  • Libby: "That's a Tibella controled city. Though not racist, the fear of an alien in the city and inviting Tibella choas will make them hysterical."
  • Zorra: "And at the least, get the clothes back on, they would also react negitively to nakedness. In fact, actselly more then Xerus!"
  • Icky: "Ohhh I'm sure your just exaggerating!"
  • (Icky): "Actselly....... Neither of them were wrong."

Later

  • AUU Animal Citizen: (Constantly screams at the sight of Icky and Iago)
  • Icky: WE JUST WANNA ASK IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ALSPUND OMNICS! STOP SCREAMING IF YOU DO KNOW!
  • AUU Animal Citizen: (Continues screaming)
  • Icky:... Yeesh, xenophobia may not be a virus, but it sure as f*** is SPREADING like one!
  • Animal Citizen: "I'm not racist! I'm screaming because YOUR NAKED?!" (An 'Oo-Wop' was heard with a comical silence)
  • Zorra:... Told you.
  • Icky: ".... I hope this does NOT become a thing later in the future."
  • (Icky): "Spoiler, it does."
  • Iago: Let's just get the clothes back on! (They got the clothes they got in the last part back on)... Happy?
  • Animal Citizen: Yeah Okay. Sorry.
  • Iago: "Well, at least YOU calmed down! (As everyone who saw them panicked and ended up in comical situations)... OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE OUR JUNK, and not just because of the feathers, we inhered the reptilian ability to have our junk inside of our bodies! ALSO, WE'RE WEARING CLOTHES NOW?! (A citizen smacked into a wall) Geez, these people are a bunch of bozos!"
  • Animal Citizen: "It's actually nothing against you, persay, they're more afraid of the ineditable Tibella attack because of alien presence. They're..... Not particularly kind to alien activity ever since the Tibella King was exicuted by the allience."
  • Icky: "Well we're pretty much here to nip that in the butt!"
  • Iago: "YEAH?! HE SAID WE'RE HERE TO BUST THE TIBELLA?! SO STOP BEING SCARED OF US?! (The Citizens still cowerdly hide)."
  • Libby: You seriously think people will take it easy on you just because that you're here to help us? EVEN so, these people, considering that your obviously just two wacky birds, kinda don't have alot of faith that you two are capable to hurt the Tibella.
  • Icky: They're clearly only freaking out because we were nu-nateral. Besides, all points aside, when have people EVER taken it easy on us? (A rimshot was heard)
  • Libby:... The junk was that?
  • Icky: Don't ask. Your head will remain together that way.
  • Zorra: ".... Look, the point is, even if these people understood the intention, they're still gonna be afraid of a Tibella reaction! If you haven't noticed, the buildings are not in great shape. I mean, THEY HAVE REGRESSED TO HAVING WNDOWS AGAIN?!"
  • Icky and Iago looked around....
  • Icky: "..... I see. I noticed they have abit of a techno 50s vibe going on here."
  • Iago: "I noticed that too! The heck is wrong with this place?"
  • Libby: "Exactly what the Xerus Sorrowers could've been if they had a compident leadership at the start. Tecknowagey has regressed to outdated proportions compaired to socities protected by the Omnican revolt."
  • Icky: "Why would those creeps do that?"
  • Zorra: "Remember that space shark? Things like THAT, was where all the good tec went! The Tibella made themselves a tecnological superpower at the expense of everyone else, just to keep aliens out over losing their idiot king! This is what xenophobia does. This is what it will always do, whether it has an ounce of justifications or just over-reactions. It hurts more then it protects."
  • Icky: Uggh, here we go again with that xenophobic bulls***! Just like-
  • Iago: "Icky, this is suppose to be a flashback episode, none of the previous enteries happened yet!"
  • Icky: "Annnnnnd, just like that, the flashback illusion is gone man. Besides, I was gonna say "like Xerxes"!"
  • Iago: "... Wow! Well played!"
  • Libby:..... Wha...... (Ahem)! Trust me on this. At least with Whi Ner living up to his name, Xerus was safe from ending up like this. I mean, they had serious leaders before, but the enforcers did enough of a good job to hold the Sorrowers at bay. Har D Har was gonna be that push to a socity like this, but.... Thankfully, Whi Ner inadvertingly helped us by being himself. But the Tibella? They had a serious leader from the start. And it stayed that way when Tyberious Tibella came in."
  • Zorra: "Exactly which Tyberious? A lot of the Leader Tibellas have the same name."
  • Libby: "Tyberious Tibella the 899th! All of the early Tyberious Tibellas' were grosume in their ways, but THIS Tyberious? He succeeds in being the worse of all of them! Even more then Tyberious the 50th! And that foul creep caused the near geniside of the Mireotis race!"
  • Icky: "Yeesh. Wait, NEAR-genocide? What up with that?"
  • Animal Citizen: "Um, excuse me? Not that this hasn't been interesting, but, I can already hear Tibella Patrols arriving to the city to investigate the wreck, so, I'm just gonna cut this short. To find Alspund, go to the Omnican-controlled capital of Ation City! That's your best shot to find an important Omnican Temple."
  • Icky: "Say no more doc, we only came here for that. Now we just need a quick escape."
  • Libby: "Got that covered. (Automated Hover Bikes for each of them arrived) I called the doctor to send some rides our way. The four of us have a chance for a quick escape."
  • Iago: "But what about those two Xerus losers?"
  • Libby: "I had another friend that's sending them to the temple as well."

Elsewhere

  • Hazzcan and Byanus are seen being carried by a giant bird as Hazzcan looked frighten while Byanus in unamused.
  • Byanus: "...... Well, it's not, the worse thing to happen to us."
  • Hazzcan: "EASY FOR YOU TO SAY?! I'M TERRAFIVED OF HEIGHTS?!"

City Outskirts

  • The Four are already driving away from the city!
  • Icky: "AWWWW YEAH?! FUN WITH MOTORBIKES?!"
  • Libby: "These are more hoverbikes, but, I can get why you made the resemblance."
  • From a distence, the traveling group were seen by a biker covered in broken armor and pieces of metal.
  • More such Bikers were seen as a fat hog leader came forth.
  • Hog Leader: "....... Dirtbags! We have a new long awaited shot to loot some travelers! And we got some nice ones! Those fancy hover hogs clearly look like they're from the better off Omnican-Rebeler cities! Ripe for our advantage taking! LET'S RIDE!!"
  • The Bikers cheered as they rev up their crudely contrusted but still effective hover bikes and rode off chasing ofter our heros.
  • Zorra: "..... Heads up, we got company!"
  • Hog Leader: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!
  • Hog #2: BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!
  • Hog Leader: BOCKLES, DON'T MAKE ME KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BIKE!!! I DIDN'T MEANT IT LIKE THAT, IDIOT?!
  • Hog #2 (Bockles): SORRY, SIR!!!
  • Hog Leader: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE! NOW GET YOUR FATASS MOVING AND GET THEM!!!
  • Icky:... Wow, their leader sure seems rough.
  • Libby: "Yeah, Mister McDirtsy has ALWAYS been rough like that when it comes to illegal looting. Also, VRATS?! I forgot about the Dirtbag Gang! Hoverbiker Bandits that began to spread around Aie Prog because of Tibella's tyranny diverting enforcement to bother aliens instead of actual criminals!"
  • Iago: Well, they won't be stealing s*** from us! Scratch that, s***'s ALL they'll be stealing from us considering-
  • McDirtsy: UTTER ONE MORE STEREOTYPICAL WORD, AND NO HEALING TANK, STERILIZER, OR SHOWER IN THE UUNIVERSES WILL BE ABLE TO FIX WHAT I DO TO YOU!!!!
  • Iago:... Yeah, I'm not gonna stick around to find out what, let's get outta here!
  • Icky: "Let's lose these roadhogs! We got bigger fish to fry then these lobos!"
  • The Heroes evaded the Diirtbag Gang as this music played!
Conspiravision - Deus Ex05:39

Conspiravision - Deus Ex

  • McDirtsy: "Rocket, Fuel! Do your thing!"
  • Two Twin AUU Rats chuckled as they brought out a rocket and some fuel and while on hoverbikes, proceeded to prep up the rocket for something!
  • Zorra: ".... Aw, nuts! They're preping up the Big Blaster Surprise! If they used that on us, we're done for!"
  • Icky: HAH! I've seen bigger!
  • Libby: "That would be a Garganula Grade Z Rocket. A powerful millaterry grade rocket with the punch of a Nuclear Expludtion without the threat of a nuclear holocost."
  • Icky: "...... NOW I'M SCARED?! WHAT'S THAT DOING WITH THESE YOBOS?!"
  • Libby: The Inquisition holds the blame. They've been known to try and export serious tec here. Their actions have lead to crime being upgraded in ways like, this.
  • Iago:... That does it! All reports are in! I officially HATE the AUU!
  • (Icky): "He changes his mind after he had some AUU Pizza."
  • (Iago): "THAT'S IRRELIVENT?!"
  • Vrat Brothers: "FEELINGS MUTAL, BIRDBRAIN?! (Aims the rocket at the 4!)"
  • Icky: "WAIT?! If you shoot that at us, you'll ruin the cool bikes!"
  • Vrat Brother #1: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SILLY RIDES, NOW DON'T RUIN THE EXCITE-
  • Icky: BUT ISN'T THE POINT OF YOU ASSHOLES CHASING US WAS BECAUSE OF THESE BIKES?!
  • Vrat Brother #1: "..... Oh s***, he's right!"
  • McDirtsy: Yeah, way to act like an idiot, d***-wipe!
  • The Vrat Brothers tried to cancel the laungh but ended up pointing it up to the sky and have it fired up into space!

In Space.

  • Another Tibella Fleet Ship was seen.
  • Regel Voice: "This is Regigono Tibella, Commander of the Tibella Fleet designated to spy on the Xerus planet, dear nefpew, and I came to warn you that- OH MY GOD, A RANDOM GARGANULA ROCKET IS COMING AT US?!"
  • The Rocket was seen flying right into the ship and caused an epic exploudtion!
  • Regel Voice: "AGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SKIN?! MY SKI- (Cut off transmission)!"
  • (Amanda): "...... That...... Was...... Dark!"
  • (Icky): "Yeah, but remember, these guys are bonifived racists, so, it's not nessersarly a bad thing they died. Besides, likely he was gonna try and expose Relly and the Omnicans of Xerus, so, hey, a double benifit for us."

Back on the Planet.

  • Parts of the destroyed Tibella were seen falling down!
  • Hog Leader: "YOU IDIOTS?! YOU BLEW UP A TIBELLA FLEET SHIP?! NOW WE'RE DONE FOR?!"
  • The Dirtbags began to retreat!
  • Zorra: "Well, that's one problem out of the way, BUT NOW WE GOT A NEW ONE?!"
  • The group do what they can to dodge falling debree from the Tibella ship!
  • Icky: "Okay, I'm sure, it can get worse then that!"
  • A flaming shadow loomed over them, as they saw that the entire burning ship was gonna crash into them!
  • Icky: ".............. CONFOUND YOU, KARMA?! CON, FOUND, YOU?!"
  • In the nick of time, the four managed to evade the crashing burning ship as the spectitcal was seen from afar!
  • Among the witnesses, was a fly-eqsed shrimp.
  • Fly Shrimp: "...... Ay crumba man, the boss ain't gonna fly with this! (He buzzes off!)"

Elsewhere.

  • A Fortress with the Tibella Inquizition symbol on it was seen as the fly shrimp flew up to the place.

Inside.

  • The Fly-Shrimp arrived in a throwne room and saw figure in the same inquizition suit that is the same spieces as Fattex, but not fat.
  • Fly Shrimp: "...... Hey, boss...... It's me, Javy. Listen, bro, I have, some bad news about your uncl- (Sees that the holo screen was on that was forecasting the events unfolding)... Ohhhhh boy. You already knew, huh?
  • Figure: "... Who is respondsable for this? WHO IS RESPONDSABLE, FOR THE DEATH OF MY BELOVED UNCLE?!"
  • Javy: "Hey chill, chill, chill! We'll find out, man! Chill!"
  • Figure reveils himself as a facially scared angry creature that snarled!
  • Javy: "AY AY AY AY!?"
  • The Reveiled Tibella: "Who so ever, has caused the Tibella family GREAT HARM, shall feel the full wrath, OF TYBERIOUS TYBELLA?! SO HELP ME?! (The camera pans in his raged filled beasly eyes as it transitions into the heroes)"

Chapter 2: Meeting Doctor Alspund/The Crimes of the Tibella

Outside Capital City

  • The four finally arrived to the city.
  • Icky: "..... Well..... Look at the possitive side. At least we showed that the Tibella aren't invincable."
  • Libby: "....... We just, caused the death, of Tyberious' beloved uncle Regigono Tibella."
  • Icky: "What're you so worried about? We weren't the ones who fired that rocket."
  • Zorra: "BUT WE'RE THE SOURCE WHY THAT (POINTS TO THE TIBELLA SHIP RUINS) JUST HAPPENED?! ALSO, EVEN IF HE GOES AFTER THE BANDITS FIRST, THEY'LL BLAME US FOR WHY IT HAPPENED!! WE WERE THAT ROCKET'S INTENDED TARGET UNTIL YOU PLAYED THE LOGIC CARD ON THEM!! By all accords..... We're the murderors of Regigono Tibella."
  • Icky: "So? Aren't they essentially being race-focused Nazis?"
  • Libby: "The devil are Nazis?"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) So many jews will LOVE this universe. (Openly) Let's just say that the Nazis were an unfortunate part of german history."
  • Libby: (Sighs frustraightedly) Ughh, besides the point! The Tibella being terrible people does NOT justify death upon them, even if it's by accident! The Tibella are like this because the Allience, MURDERED THEIR KING FOR BEING AGAINST RULERSHIP WITH NO TIBELLA CONTROL!!"
  • Icky: "....... Well, when you put it like that....... We're diffently gonna need Relly's help, so let's- (Large Omnicans hold Icky, Iago, and Zorra at gun point as Libby was taken away from the trio) NAAAAHAAAAA?!"
  • Scientist: (Appearing with a George Clooney voice) HOLD YOUR FIRE! They're friends.
  • Icky: Yeesh, at this point, I'm about as scared of robots as SpongeBob is.
  • Iago: Despite him fighting them in a video game.
  • Icky: Yeah, but THESE clearly are not like Plankton's junk-heaps! They're like Buddist Monks 2.0! I bet they're even WORSE at giving them presents.
  • Scientist: CLEARLY you have no idea what an Omnican is.
  • Icky: Hey, we just learned of them, so less explaining, more helping, coati!
  • Scientist: My name is Doctor Alvert Alspund, AND I am a Zojotji, thank you!
  • Icky: Whatever!
  • Iago: At least we came across you by accident, so that's all that matters.
  • Zorra: Oh, sure, that helps SOOO well after you pissed off the Tibella family by murdering their head's uncle.
  • Icky: Oh, cry me a river, bug-cat!
  • Libby: (The Omnicans let her go as the Omnicans surrounding the trio back off) Doctor, we need your help more than ever now.
  • Alspund: I take it you four are behind the downfall of Tyberious' Uncle?
  • Icky: No, it was some radicals from space who killed them with a giant space laser for s***s and giggles, OF COURSE IT WAS US!!! Well, tecnecally it was a gang of hover bikers with a big rocket, BUT IT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF US!
  • Alspund: Kindly refrign from snark. This is a serious moment. The Tibella are likely not gonna respond to Regigono's death."
  • Icky: "Why, was he impourent?"
  • Alspund: "He was a pure blood Tibella and the last of the direct relations to the Tibella King!"
  • Icky: "....... Ohhhhhhhhh...... That impourent huh?"
  • Alspund: "...... Libby dear..... Please tell me these idiots aren't the best you can do?"
  • Libby: "They pretty much stopped the Xerus Sorrowers."
  • Alspund: "An army of Social Justice Warriors can be just as able to take them down!"
  • Icky: "Buster, we're members of the Shell Lodge Squad."
  • Alspund: "...... I, suppose that's an improvement, though obviously you're the less powerful members."
  • Icky: "I'd complaint, but that statement ain't inaccreate."
  • ???: "Alspund, bare not the aggressor's welcome."
  • An Omnican Monk leader came forth.
  • Icky: "HOLY CRUD, MONDATTA'S ALIVE!!"
  • Omnican Monk Leader: "I see you have me confused for another, my child. I am Tentmenta. The leader of the temple and current ruler of the capital city of Aie Prog, Ation. The last line of defence against Tibella madness."
  • Icky: "Oh, sorry for the mistaken identidy- (A record scratch was heard) WAIT!... Awww crud, I forget Overwatch doesn't exist yet! By at least..... UNTIL 2016! REDO, REDO?!"
  • Cosmo's voice: "RE-DO?!" (Poof)"
  • (Icky): "Sorry about that kids, kinda the down side of using characters based on things that tecnecally aren't existent yet, espeically on flashback episodes."
  • Omnican Monk Leader: "I, am Tentmenta. Sarmariasla, Tentmenta. The Leader of the temple and the current ruler of the city of Aie Prog, Ation city. The last line of defence against the Tibella madness."
  • Libby was nerviously bowing.
  • Zorra: "Uh, why are you bowing like that?"
  • Libby: "He's my master...... AND father."
  • The trio were surprised as this played
Radditz »I..00:09

Radditz »I... am your BROTHER!«

  • Iago:... What a twist!
  • Icky: "...... But..... Your a Mantis, with Grasshopper legs. That's a robot."
  • Tentmenta: "The correct term is "Omnican" since robot is commenly a term used by those that don't exactly, understand our kind. And yes.... Your assertment about her biology and logic is correct. I am her father by adoption since, alas, her parents fell victim to the Tibella."
  • Icky: "...... Yikes...... Well hey, then maybe their last royal blood dying is not that bad of a thing for you."
  • Libby: "Like, I, had said?! No one is ever terrorable to deserve death?! Sure, Regigono in life was the worse of the worse, but..... How would ending his life make his victims any more superior then him?"
  • Icky: "Ohhhh boy, that commen Death Sentence arguement again. Look, it may be hypocritical, but sometimes the lifes that are lost, out-value the ones who took them! And based on what these guys are doing-"
  • Tentmenta: "There is no need for conflicting beliefs and debate. We must go inside to discuss things. Our guest is waiting."
  • The group proceed to get inside the city.

Omnican Temple

  • Tentmenta lead the group in.
  • Other Omnican Monks are seen meditating.
  • Icky: "..... I knew it. These are Buddhist monks."
  • An Omnican that looks simular to Zenyetta was seen meditating and noticed the group's arrival.
  • The Meditating Omnican levitated to the group.
  • The Omnican: "Salutations and Greetings- Wait, Greetings and Salutations, new comers. Welcome to Aie Prog City- No wait, Ation City! Founded in the Pre-Humans era in 10 thoundson BCE, they-"
  • Tentmenta: "At ease, brother Ossyrogen. They aren't here for a tour. They're here for serious matters."
  • Ossyrogen: "My mistake. I was merely offering my jester, err, my jesture, uh, I mean gesture!"
  • Icky: "Uh..... What's, up with you?"
  • Ossyrogen: "Unit Name: 0SSYR063N, Class Unit: Worker Omnican, Year Created: 1482, Bug Report: In-Progress Pepair of Memory of Damage Chip, Err, Damage of Chip Memory, WAIT, Damage of Memory Chip and social software. Origin of Bug:..... CLASSIFIVED!"
  • Tentmenta: "(Sighs)..... Brother Ossyrogen is, the last of another group of fellow Monk Omnicans from the high Hombúy Mountains, who were outcasted from the mass force against the Inquisition because they were afraid to fight back. The Tibella, attacked their monastery and killed his brothers. He was so broken up by it, he malfunctions and now, he suffers from his.... Plight."
  • Ossyrogen: "Access not approved for viewership!"
  • Tentmenta: "I'm sorry, brother Ossyrogen, but I had to tell them."
  • Ossyrogen: "..... Abort conversation. (Leaves)."
  • Libby: "..... I'm sorry you had to see Ossy like this, he's usually a great Omnican."
  • Icky: "Well, I hope the guy gets better."
  • Libby: "Let's not waste time. The Sage is waiting for us."
  • Icky: "Okay, he/she a bot- Durrr, An Omnican too?"
  • Tentmenta: "She's not an Omnican. She is the sage ruler of the world of Mireo."
  • Libby: "SHE'S HERE?!...... Oh no..... I failed her. I promised her to get great heroes and..... I only got their court jesters, with a debatable sense of morality!"
  • Tentmenta: "At ease, Libby Ation. Perhaps they are not perfect heroes, but they are our only hope."
  • Alspund: "(Quietly) Then we're gonna be in trouble."
  • Tentmenta: "Now, let's us see her. Qula can only maintain a physical form for so long."
  • Icky: "Oh sure- Wait! Physical form? What's that suppose to mean?"
  • Tentmenta: "..... It's a long, and..... Difficult, to re-tell story.
  • (Icky): "Not to mention kinda kid unfriendly."
  • (Amanda): "Your not gonna tell us!?"
  • (Icky): "Well, here's the basic guist. Let's like how Shen treated the Panda Village, but on a planetary AUU scale!"
  • (Collective gulps are heard).
  • (Amanda): ".... I can easily say that the Tibella Inquizition are diffently unkind people."

Later...

  • Icky:... So the Sage... Is the last of a race belonging to this system?
  • Tentmenta: Correction, these beings are technically not extinct, as they have a specific set of abilities that allow them to be essentially indestructible. Qula here is in a sense a guardian angel/oracle.
  • Iago: Well, let's hope these 'Mireotises' are able to come back after all the s*** they went through.
  • ???: Welcome, heroes! (The figure known as Qula was seen as a mantis/stick-insect-like being)...
  • Iago:... Holy crap, you're the blend between a stick insect and mantis.
  • Qula: I am Qula the Sage. I can tell you all have travelled far.
  • Icky: That's an understatement. We were essentially wrecked and sent across crazy s****y circumstances to get here.
  • Qula:... These are not the heroes I pictured you to be.
  • Icky: "Oh, don't tell me, ya thought we were gonna be Superman/Avengers/Jedi levels of impressive, right? Look, usually we came with a barrage of other heroes, as per being apart of the Shell Louge Squad, but we're kinda dragged into this mess thanks to the Ti-faila! But hey, we took down those Xerus Sorrowers. Heck, WAY earlier then this, we busted the VA."
  • Qula: ".... (Sighs), Perhaps beggers can't be choosers. Still, are you at least capable to bring these other heroes here?"
  • Icky: "Uhhh, yeeah, our van got wrecked on the way here thanks to those Tibella jerks..... Again. That thing as of this time is the only way the other Lougers would've been able to get anywhere. But hey, the best we can offer is some Omnican back up from Xerus."
  • Qula: "..... At least it's something."
  • Iago: "(Quietly) Yeesh, sounds like the dame doesn't have alot of faith in us."
  • Qula: "Peg me not as someone with no faith in your abilities. I had heard about the VA downfall well..... I am just, concerned that your not at full force."
  • Zorra: "Hey, give these two credit. They survived the best Tibella Armada that went after us, even the J.U.N.J.A.S.H.A.R.K. on the way here! They at least quilify for something!"
  • Qula: "..... I suppose one has to work with what can be avaluable. Very well. Alspund, have the transporter to Xerus activate so we can aquire this aide."
  • Alspund: "Very well mi'lady. If you trust these two, then, I'll at best humor the desidtion."
  • Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, thanks doc."
  • Alspund: "Oh don't take it too personally. At least appresate my sense of honesty. Come with me to the Alspund Omnics lab and we shalll bring the calvery here. Oh, there were these two weirdos in Xerus Sorrower armor that were brought in by Libby's bird friends. I assume they were with you?"
  • Icky: "They were just two guys were kinda dragged in to keep them from getting to Har D Har. They wanted to do so because they were actselly apart of this place and wanted revenge on the Tibella jerks."
  • Tentmenta: "(Sighs). I wondered what happened to Byanus and Hazzcan. I'll see about mending their wounded hearts personally. You go right ahead to Alspund."
  • Icky: We wish you guys the best of luck, and hope to whatever Heaven is in these UUniverses that you guys are spared from the crossfire. (They teleported away)
  • Qula:... I never expected these heroes to be misfits.
  • Tentmenta: And they're supposed to be among the heroes who beat the Villains Act? Heh, I guess I learned not to judge a holo-book by it's cover again.

Alspund Omnics HQ

  • Alspund: (They arrived at a very regal and sci-fi themed tower with elaborate architecture, holographic additions, a large garden of alien plants, and a staff of other Omnicans in all shapes and sizes, and this music played as the heroes saw the amazement of it all)
Majestic 12 Labs - Deus Ex01:51

Majestic 12 Labs - Deus Ex

  • Icky:... Sweet AUU Jesus, this place is fancy-schmancy.
  • Alspund: Yes, well, it didn't always look like this. This one time, the Inquisition ravaged it. It used to be an abhorrent mess until my adopted daughter Efry designed most of the architecture.
  • Icky:... You have a daughter? Is she an Omnican?
  • Alspund: Nope. Honestly, are you still uppity about Omnicans being accepted into families? If so, those Oversurrection Extremeists of Gontroy would just ADORE you!
  • Icky: "Hey now, I'm not against the idea, it's just.... It felt, weird, that anyone would let a bot be a parent or a son or daughter or, anything typically related to organics. I mean, these guys were "born" from factories, assumingly!"
  • Alspund: "Well, I understand your opinion, but as you have been made aware.... Omnicans are not like normal robots. Omnicans process a higher form of thinking, that renders the vast majority of bots, baring the rare exception, to look primitive or medevil in compairison. Omnicans also have the highest since of morality, and rarely stray into a dark path on their own."
  • Icky: "Ya mean like what happened with Relly and the Omnicans of Xerus?"
  • Alspund: "Well, the key word is on their own. Yes, there is a commen unfortunate practice for Omnicans to get corrupted by undesireables through advanced or upgraded loyalty programs or even messing with their wiring. The concern I'm most worried about is if they get a DARKSIDE.EXE virus. Omnicans can be VERY dangerious with such a virus, even more so if they're the heavy hitters like the Stonewall series! Trust me, you do NOT, wanna see a Stonewell under that virus! Else let it be the last thing you see!"
  • Icky: "Yeesh! We'll take your work for it, mac."
  • Iago: Well, to take this conversation back to yer daughter, where is she?
  • Alspund: The ratscalian's somewhere in this yard playing.
  • Icky:... Don't exactly see her.
  • ???: HEY, BIRDBRAINS! (The heroes were shocked at a female Gimpus with elaborate Overwatch-like attire)... Watch where you're stepping!
  • Iago:.... Well, at least we know where she is now.
  • Icky: THIS is your adopted daughter? A small, whatever she is?
  • Alspund: A Gimpus to be specific. And yes, this is Efry. Efry, these are... Guests.
  • Efry: More like incompetent hazards to my health. I hate getting stepped on, and the ones who do have BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD foot odor! Arbasus, people these days!
  • Zorra:... That, is one ornery Gimpus.
  • Libby: Yes, she can get a little cranky sometimes. And I don't blame her. Being small in a world of giant is not a good exspearience.
  • (Amanda): "The Rodents of Zootopia can preach to that."
  • Alspund: Efry, sweetie, would you like to help escort these guys around the HQ?
  • Efry: "I don't know. I have to check my shedule. (Brings out a tiny little list as Icky and Iago snickered at to her annoyence).... Yes, I know, I have a tiny list. Yuck it up, noobs. (Unfolds the list as it gets comically longated)....... I'm still in the middle of watering the Xanrodds, the Serlennings, and the Nanses. Feeding the Huntania tree, with it's faverite predium well done ranch sytile Arctossole steak, organic, check box every single housed Phendian Creature for study, check off alot of DNA donations of all races and speices, organise and alphabetatise all science books, reshurch journels and instruction manuals, Omnican Maintanence, Security Briefings, Media Reconisence, Fiance Re-Organisation, make preperations for the annual Omni Day Feast for the residence around the temple, Meeting with the Free Govenor of the Capital, Fixing that glitched up Ozzyrogen, Bringing-"
  • Icky: "Okay okay, we get it, you got a tight-butt shedule! Ya could've just said no."
  • Efry: "(Folds up the entire list quickly) Just figured I established something. I'm too busy to play babysitter to whatever outsider dares come here and not get blown up by those Tibella monsters!"
  • Alspund: "Uh, mind Efry, she always goes by doing things on a shedgule."
  • Iago: "We noticed."
  • Efry: "My only advice to you..... DON'T, TOUCH, ANYTHING, EXSPEICALLY NOT THE CARNVIVERIOUS TREE?! EVEN AFTER IT'S BEEN FED?! That thing eats as if it's stomich's a bottomless pit!"
  • (Amanda): "Actselly, Bottomless Pits are not actselly real and-"
  • (Icky): "Kid, this is a cartoon. Things that are considered fake, are real in our life."
  • Icky: "....... You people, have a meat eating tree here?"
  • Efry: "Hey, Alspund Omnics is not all Omnicans! Before we brought forth the Omnicans, we were primarly a reshearch facility where we study the most unigte spesimens of our universes."
  • Icky: "Hey, that kinda sounds smart."
  • Efry: "Go ahead and nerd shame me all you wa-...... Really?"
  • Iago: "Well, yeah. Ya got a big brain in a small package. It's ashame your too busy with your shedgule. All well, I suppose we just have to without-"
  • Efry: "UP UP UP?! I didn't say, (Starts making some change), I wouldn't adapt the shedulge to fit the current need, fellas! I'll giving you 3 a tour during my other stuff. Anyone who appresiates my brain compacity's worth my attention."
  • Libby: "...... She tends to like it when people compliment her intellect and stroke her ego."
  • Icky: "Doi."
  • Iago: Well, slap my beak off my face and call me Daffy! That was unexpected-
  • Icky: "DAFFY! (SLAPS IAGO'S BEAK OFF TO EVERYONE'S SURPRISE!)...."
  • Iago's beak: "NOT LITTERALLY, YOU SLOP ARTIST?!"
  • Iago placed his back up on his face.
  • Zorra: "...... Don't ask. I assume, some sort of weird biology in their universe."
  • Efry:..... Ya-huh..... Just be careful. I recently had the place's top bodyguard Orolsa under maintenance and thus it's in reinstallation mode. When it's in that mode, it's too curious and TOO protective, especially to it's creator... Which is me.
  • Icky:... Am I to assume that you made this machine bigger than us?
  • Efry: What do you think, just because I'm the size of a very small doll, I can't fix me up a guardian Omnican?
  • Icky: Hey we ain't sizest or anything, we were only curious!
  • Efry: (Whirring steps were heard)... Speak of the devil, here it comes. (A centaur-like Omnican similar to Overwatch Orisa came in, only with more detailed and colorful features, and a badass female tone of speech like Freckles from Red vs. Blue)
  • Orolsa: (Seeing the heroes in it's robo-vision)... Unknown lifeforms detected. Assessing morality and threat level check.
  • Icky: JESUS! That voice!
  • Iago: It's like a combination of James Earl Jones, Jim Cummings (Icky scoffed), Issac Charles Singleton Jr., Idris Elba, and many other actors with awesome voices... IF THEY WERE ALL GIRLS!
  • Orolsa: Does not compute.
  • Iago: Wasn't speaking to you, you confused contraption.
  • Orolsa: Hostility detected. Assessing threat levels.
  • Efry: It's best if you just tone down when among Orolsa.
  • Icky: Strange name now that I think about it, as in, stranger than the other names I encountered here.
  • Efry: I named it after my late sister and my middle name. Had to change the voice modulator from the same voice as my sister to bring more intimidation when defending the place. Everyone laughed at it's last voice as if they were being threatened by a toddler in a giant robot mech.
  • Iago: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
  • Orolsa: It was my suggestion. The odds of this voice being useful are approximately-
  • Icky: Odds are irrelevant when it comes to-
  • Orolsa: (Armed herself) Do not interrupt the top guardian of the HQ! Interruption can be regarded as neglect, and thus be a stepping stone for insubordination. Assessing threat levels.
  • Icky:... Okay, can you mute it?
  • Orolsa: Don't even THINK about it, buster!
  • Icky: (A rimshot was heard as he was confused at that reaction)
  • Efry:... Omnicans. They may be robots, but they can simulate the living mind. This model had developed it's own personality.
  • Icky: "Noted."
  • Iago:... So... I gotta ask, how did you wind up with Efry?
  • Alspund:... I'd, rather not talk about it, neither does Efry. Let's just say, I was betrayed by a former employee of mine because of, grave misunderstandings about his place here and appresiation, and just, leave it at that.
  • Iago:... Now I'm MORE interested.
  • Alspund: Look, do you wanna take down the Tibella Group or not?
  • Icky: "Well yeah, but the best way we can combat that is if we know every single thing about them, like, would-be partners! That way, we would be less vulerable to cheap shots and surprises."
  • Alspund: "Well, understand that this is infomation you need to decode for yourself. Efry is, extremely sensitive about this."
  • Icky: "Yeesh, sounds like she hates the guy!"
  • Efry: I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT I HATED HIM?!..... I'm just...... Currently upset with him being stupid about everything, is all.
  • Icky: "Well maybe not full on hate, but your clearly upset about what this moron did."
  • Efry: Look, let's just drop the subject and help you two with getting some help here so you can get to business?
  • Icky: "(Frustraighted groan!) FINE?! BUT I'M BLAMING YOU IF THIS TRAITOR GUY ENDS UP BEING A BIG HELP TO THE BAD GUYS AND SOLIDIFY THEIR POWER BY BUSTING US?!"
  • Efry: "Oh would you relax?! Your the same heroes that beaten the Villains Act!"
  • Icky: "But it wasn't as simple as snapping your fingers, lady! Xerxes, fought dirty! His guys ambushed us at the worse possable moments, we didn't always have accreate infomation, we were lost in a litterally alien world, and at some point, Xerxes could've ended up making the VA worse, BECAUSE OF US GOING AFTER A POWERFUL DIAMOND HE SO HAPPENED TO BE INTERESTED IN! Heck, we came to this united universe by accsident! And in a sense, Xerxes defeated himself by making himself too intolerable to a benvolent spirit that half-genisided his race via making them fade out of existence! If it wasn't for that one accsidental spiral to a portalistic black hole, you people would still have the VA on your backs, let alone still have to fight off the lesser psycos like those Tibella jerks! That alone, should cementify that unless we have accreate info on EVERY possable ally on the matter, then you better start hoping the Tibella started to be even stupider then the Xerus Sorrowers we disbanned before coming, or else..... Well let's face it. Me and Iags are obviously at best the wacky commentators and only directly contribute once or twice, and even then they rarely be directly good ones! Heck, this one guy your SO ashamed to talk about, will only wreck our crud once again if you protect him through anonamility! Is that what you want?!"
  • Efry: "Well, no, but-"
  • Icky: "Well either spit it out or SHUT THE HECK, UP?!"
  • Efry said nothing.
  • Icky: "....... Like I said, if this guy effertlessly stops us because we didn't knew about him..... That's your fault the Tibella beaten us, not entirely ours. Why, your failure to admit that, is just as helpful to them, as it is to the traitor. Ya know what, forget the tour, we ought to get to business."
  • Icky and Iago left.
  • Zorra: "..... Wow, that was one angry bird."
  • (Icky): (Ear-rapey) GET IT?!?
  • (Amanda): "OW?! That was right in my ears! Ow!"
  • (Icky): "Sorry, it was the most bluntingly obvious reference ever that it triggers a very intense respondse from me."
  • (Iago): "Noted. And I'll be sure to have you billed for my and the kids' possable need for hearing aides, along with angry parent letters!"
  • Libby: "I can understand his concerns. He has likely seen a lot of scenarios where impourent infomation was with-held and ended up exploited by the villains. Agressive as he is, I can see exactly that he comes from a place where he knows how these things work."
  • Libby and Zorra walked on.
  • Alspund: "..... Aggresive as he was, he's not wrong, Efry. You can't keep quiet about him forever and just hope it goes away. Otherwise..... Your silence is no help to anyone, but the Tibella Group. I'll go, get the teleportation preperations ready."
  • Alspund leaves.
  • Efry softly sighs.....
  • Efry: "(Quietly)...... Javy, why did you leave me?"
  • Efry left to resume her work and crossing out the tour addition.
  • (Amanda): "I have to stop you there, Mr. Icky! Why, did you acted so aggressive to poor Miss Efry?"
  • (Icky): "I know what your gonna say, and, look, I won't deny acting like a total piece of garbage to her, but, consider this. Even at the time, I dealt with alot of situations where someone is too ashamed of to admit a personal part of their lives, and it ends up biting us in the tail feathers and benifit no one but the bad guy later on! It happens so much that it makes me numb to that! Letting your feelings dominate you is the worse thing to happen! Hence why SJWs are not particularly popular with society."
  • (Amanda): "Even I as a Zootopian, who are equalitarian in culture and are all politically neutrol with mostly left leaning beliefs with notable exceptional states, have to agree. But, she obviously didn't wanted to talk about it. And, in all fairness, she doesn't exactly know you two. By all accounts, your complete strangers to her, and, apart from your fame, I wouldn't be so quick to trust expressing my personal woes until my bond with you is greater then mere fan and idol. She could've been afraid that you'd mocked her for having feelings with someone who's on the oppisite side."
  • (Icky): ".... Okay, look, I did hated myself for how I acted, but, why do you think the other Lougers tend to treat me like Slapstick incarnate? I tend to be too hurtfully honest for any benifital gain! I'm the straightforword, cuts to the point, bluntly honest kind of guy! And again, I seen alot of times where villains end up winning because of something that HAS to be kept a secret and it only ends up being exploited by said bad guys and used to trump and badoozle the heroes! I seen it so much that I grew sick and tired of it!"
  • (Amanda): "That I can understand, but the main thing is that Efry didn't wanted to be rushed into admiting this. Yes, it would be benifital to know about the traitor sooner then later, but self-revelation is a process that comes naterally. It can't be forced."
  • (Icky): "...... Yup. Your Gazelle's Niece, allright. Your an apple that did NOT fell far from the tree."
  • (Amanda): (Sarcasticly) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Seriously) But apart from the snark, I can tell it's a compliment. Just continue the story and tell me she manages to make it far.
  • (Icky): Well, she did, kinda, but we'll get to that later. Right now, it was time to get back to hero time.
  • (Iago): A 'get back to hero time within time', if you will.

Teleportation area.

  • Icky was clearly holding a mix of remorse and frustraightion from the early conversation.
  • Iago: "..... Look, Ick, no ones mad at you for being honest."
  • Icky: "Well I'm mad at myself."
  • Zorra: "Hey, you were only speaking your opinion as a hero. I would imagine that it's tiring to see an obvious predictable scenario waiting to play out against you and there's little you can do to stop it."
  • Icky: Look, we're wasting time here. We need to take care of these guys, and if her mistake comes back to bite us, that's her fault. Now let's just get back to the plot where the hero beats the bad guy!
  • Alspund: Well, Efry's probably a little wonky since you almost stepped on her. But let's just get started. I'll get the teleport system ready on my personal computer.
  • Alspund gets to his computer.
  • Doctor Alspund: (He accsidently accessed footage of him reenacting Full Metal Jacket in common AUU alternates)... MY GOD!! (Logs it out) YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR OR SEE THAT!!
  • Iago:...
  • Icky:... Seriously? You're an anime nerd? The creater of these Buddhistrons, the greatest hope against (Sees a pic of what the Tibella family looks like), Giant Lob-A-Roach-Corpians that lead a horrendusly successful xenophobic reign, likes to cosplay as an anime character?"
  • Doctor Alspund: It was a test on their emotional positronic brains. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  • Icky: Hard to do it now, quite frankly.
  • (Kids): OHHHHH, SNAP!!
  • Alspund: "DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE XERUS OMNICANS HERE OR NOT?!"
  • Icky: "Okay, okay, no need to get testy, Dr. Otaku!"
  • Alspund: (Sighs as he activated it as the teleporters fired up, and got Relly and the Xerus Omnicans to their location)..... Welcome back, Relly.
  • Relly: ".... (Sighs), It's good to be back, doctor. I came to understand from the media coverage on the Tibella system that an impourent member died...... Is it related to you four?"
  • Icky: "Well, that and a gang of dangeriously armed biker bandits, but, it's generally considered our fault...."
  • Relly: "..... Then you do realise that an entire next of zees are alarmed in the Tibella, correct? Tyberious will be driven by family bonded rage over the death of that family member!"
  • Iago: "(Gulp). All too well."
  • Relly: Well, then you'll have to stick with us! (He armed his weapons) We'll guide you around this nightmare if you're going to end it.
  • Icky: If you say so.
  • Alspund: Are you sure, Relly? It seems like the Tibellas are not only gonna hate that you came back, but intend to corrupt you like the XS did.
  • Relly: I'd like to see them try.
  • Icky: They can, you know. The Xerus Scumbags did, no doubt they can, too.
  • Rayden:... He has a point, Relly.
  • Relly:... Look, we know them inside and out, so we SHOULD make your mission smooth sailing all the way. We'll be your bodyguards and extra support the whole time.
  • Zorra: Don't know how helpful you'll be in regards to the Inquisition, but it's better than nothing.
  • Relly: "Just because I lost to them, doesn't mean I haven't learned from my mistakes. With the Inquiztion, is to expect, the unexpected. Be prepared for what they could be thinking, if you will. You need to have more faith in me."
  • Zorra:... I suppose that's fair.
  • Icky: Well, let's get started! How do we start?
  • Alspund: Well, given you're wanted by the Inquisition, they'll be coming after you. If they investigate where you are, it could lead them... HERE?!? CRAP, CRAP, CRAP!!! (Brings out a radio!) EFRY! INITIATE LOCKDOWN!!!

Elsewhere.

  • Efry did just about that!

Outside the city.

  • Alarms were sounded as an over-glorifived defence system poped up like a daisy!
  • (Amanda): "You guys seriously didn't figure the Tibella Inquizition would follow you into the city?"
  • (Icky): "We didn't planned to get attacked by incompident bandits and cause an impourent member's death, okay?"
  • Efry: Everything is secured, daddy!

Back to our heroes' location.

  • Alspund: Good!
  • Relly: I don't know. Those forces are sure to have laser cutters to get through that.
  • Alspund: Oh, we got laser barricades coating them. Best to counter that.
  • Relly: I'm sure the Tibella Inquisition can get through that. After all, don't they possess original technology based around stolen technology from you?
  • Icky: Wha?... When did THAT happen?
  • Alspund: I'd rather not get into that. The laser barricades can protect against even rogue Omnicans. Trust me, everything is fi- (Suddenly, tremors were heard, and the laser barricade shut down)
  • Efry's voice:... Curses, they knew it has a generator.
  • Alspund: Crap!... NOW it's time to worry! (Laser cutters brought down the barricades as Soldiers charged in!
  • TI Soldier 1: "THERE'S THE ROYAL BLOODLINE KILLERS?!"
  • TI Soldier 2: "WASTE'IM?!"
  • Relly: GET BACK! (They defended them as they fired)
  • Icky: "Hold up, why did they send in organic dudes? Don't they have robots of their own?"
  • Alspund: "Well, the Tibella clan grew to have a distrust for robots due to the Omnican rebellion."
  • Icky: "Well, Omnicans are one thing, but they can still use normal bots."
  • Alspund: "Actselly, not even that. They flat out began to distrust the idea of bots in general."
  • Icky: "...... AND YET THEY HAVE LASER CUT TEC?!"
  • Alspund: 'I didn't say they gone COMPLETELY tecnophobic, more like they don't trust machines having the ability to think!"
  • (Amanda): Okay, this is starting to make me disbelieve that these guys are more formidable than the Xerus Sorrowers if they just overlook advanced combat in favor of organic error and all that stuff. If it turns out they go down in a similar fashion, I'll be very disappointed. It's just stupid! I mean, why do they have a GIANT robotic shark if they hate robots?!"
  • (Icky): "It's actselly more like they distrust artifical intelligence. AI's are known to go against organic wishes."
  • (Amanda): "..... I do see that as a factor why they would neglect such an oppertunity. Given that the Omnican rebelion happen, they felt that AI can't be trusted to accept their clearly xenophobic beliefs. But... What about cyborgs?"
  • (Icky): They did try that, but the Omnicans botched that up. Since then, they're strictly organic.
  • (Amanda):... Are you sure these Tibella people are a force to be reckind with and yet are held back by fears of trusting robotics, even if legit?
  • (Iago): Just roll with it please! What they lack in robotic strong-house, they make up for by having storm-trooper sytile numbers. Only their aim is good. WAY better then Storm Troopers.
  • (Amanda):... I still feel like they could've gone for stronger forces than that.
  • (Icky): If there's ONE thing the AUU have as strong as robotics, it's weapons! Their creativity with that stuff is amazing! These forces had the best in the armaments department.
  • (Amanda): Okay, THAT'S easier to swallow!
  • (Icky): "Ya see? I told ya the Tibella don't disappoint."
  • Relly: (They took out the soldiers)... There we go!
  • Crunger: That takes care of tha-
  • Soldier #1: (More came out as they all took out random yet creatively-crazy guns) FREEZE, DIRTBAGS!
  • Relly: ".... There's always gonna be more soldiers."
  • Relly and the Xerus Omnicans began to battle those Soldiers as well, and as they got better and held out as much as possible with their guns, the heroes found a way to escape)
  • Soldier #1: HEY! (He fired at them) Where do you think YOU'RE going?
  • Icky: Well, we're DEFINITELY not going out for snow cones, now are we?
  • Soldier #2: You have to take responsibility for the murder of a Tibella!
  • Icky: UH, GUYS, A LITTLE HELP HERE?!? (The Omnicans were pinned by the soldiers)... Aw, crap! Uhh..... Is it possable to say that, it is more the fault of very stupid bandits that have stronger weapons then they should?
  • Soldier 3: "Depends, where those bandits chasing you guys?"
  • Iago: "..... Yyyyyyes?"
  • Soldier 4: "THEN YOUR GUILTY OF LEADING THE EVENTS THAT CAUSED A TIBELLA'S DEATH?!"
  • Zorra: "We told ya so."
  • Libby: "Not a good time to enjoy a high pedistail, Miss Zorra."
  • ???: THREAT DETECTED!
  • Soldier #1: Wha? (Orolsa came in)

The Soldiers were like this but the s*** part got censored with a beep.

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Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

  • Orolsa: Eliminating threat! (It fired stun blasts in many forms as it took out all the soldiers efficiently, as Efry was riding her)
  • Efry: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!! I HAVE THE WEIRDEST GIRL FEELING RIGHT NOW!!! SUCK IT, TIBELLA SCUM!!!
  • Relly: Whoa! That was crazy!
  • Crunger: But at least we're okay! (Rayden ended up being enamored by Orolsa, and started falling in love)
  • Orolsa: Threat eliminated!
  • Rayden:... Whoa! Who is THAT well optimised angel?
  • Orolsa: I am designated as Orolsa. I am the top guard of Alspund Omnics.
  • Rayden: Delightful! So... Are you seeing anyone right now?
  • Orolsa: "...... I have to state that romantic feelings are very out of place during an attack."
  • Relly: "She has a good point, Ray, SO HEAD IN THE GAME?!"
  • Rayden: "Oh right! Sorry! But I'll Gram ya later!"
  • Icky:... So... Omnicans are so sentient-like, they can fall in love?
  • Efry: No duh!
  • Iago: "I think now should be a good time to get OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Ossyrogen was seen at the exit.
  • Ossyrogen: "It is highly recimended for everyone to take this exit, for it is most opitional for quick escape-"
  • Alspund: "THANKS FOR THE TIP, OSSY?!"
  • The Heroes began to follow Ossyrogen!
  • Some Tibella Elite Soldiers came in as two Tibella Clan Generals arrived, one an aged female, another a younger and actselly relitively handsome younger verson of Tyberious.
  • Aged Female: "..... Status report?"
  • Elite Soldier: "Mistress Clara, Omnicans from Xerus have came in and thwarted our arresting forces, THEN two native Omnicans came and aided them out."
  • Aged Female (Clara): "What are the Xerus Omnicans like?"
  • Elite Soldier: "It appears that Relly was back."
  • Younger Male: "...... I think that was what Uncle Regigono wanted to warn us about."
  • Clara: "Was this an intentional plan?"
  • Soldier: "(Coughs in recovery). Actselly ma'am..... Regi's death was actselly a dumb accsident. The fact it allowed Relly to be a surprise just ended up being benifital to them! OW! Even when set to stun, THAT LAZER CRUD HURTS!!"
  • Clara: "(Sighs)..... Then they're clearly not true murderors of the last Tibella line."
  • Elite Soldier #2: "True as that may be, the rest of the clan, espiecally not Tyberious Sr., are gonna let them slide regardless. Fact is, accsident or not, they caused the last of the Tibella Royal Bloodline to die, and the rest of the clan are combat Tibellas. The odds of the Tibella dream of a Tibella ruled United Universes looks, kinda bleak, to be honest. And let's be frank, the rest of the clan likely don't have such a good reputation at this point."
  • Clara sighs remorsefully.....
  • Clara: "..... Have we secured Tenta?"
  • Elite Soldier 1: "Incredabily, the bot willfully surrendered in return to us leaving the city alone."
  • Clara: "..... I wish to talk to Tenta. Son..... Do what you can to catch up with them."
  • Tyberious Junior: "But they said that it wasn't their fault."
  • Clara: "I know that son, but your father won't be so understanding. Accsident or not, your father strongly believes that these aliens are a creditable threat, and.... We would do well to capture it."
  • Junior: "...... I, can't garrentie I'll be able to catch them, but.... I'll slow them down for our forces to at least catch up. Men! You have these orders! The aliens, the omnis, and the Ation girl and the doctor are not to leave! Whether we like this or not, a Tibella Royal has been slain, and.... Father is VERY insistent he's avenged..... He won't take refusial kindly.... (Shows a scar on his arm) I should know..... And I'm his son?! Imagine what he can do to someone NOT related to him?!"
  • The Soldiers gulped.
  • Junior: ".... I'm glad we are in mutial agreement. We don't have to like this. But.... Orders are orders. Let's cancel some travel plans!"
  • Junior leads the soldiers on!
  • A Kinder elder Tibella Clan member arrived.
  • Elderly Tibella Clansmen: "...... It is amazing that all Junior has inherted from his father is the name, but not the furiousity. He has true protaintional to redeem our long tainted name."
  • Clara: ".... I am confused father..... Why must we do this over our clan's King who was clearly losing sight of himself?"
  • Eldery Tibella Clansmen: "(Sighs), Because the promise of the Tibella to rule all worlds stuck to us like a NASTY thorn! It always happens when a promising individal is taken too seriously. I meant no ill will to Regi, but, maybe the royal family line being wiped out isn't nessersaly, a terrorable prospect. At least this silly Inquizition will never be legitimise as a political power."
  • Clara: "But Tyberious will never understand this, father."
  • ETC: "When has that beast ever been that considerate? He won't even do anything to quill the needless bot fears and disgusting haste to make the populace less technological, yet WE are the tecnological superpower! Take old Jaggamort Tibella's Opinion in this, it's double-standerd at best, hypocritical at worse."
  • Clara: "(Sighs)..... Maybe seeing Tenta will calm my nerves."
  • Jaggamort: "Well, your lucky that he's a very passive and peaceful bot. Otherwise, no normal leader would tolerate THIS nonsense."
  • The duo walked off being followed by soldiers.

Meanwhile...

  • Ossyrogen:... Are you alright?
  • Icky: "Alright", being the operative word! We almost had a heart attack back there!
  • Iago: YOU almost had a heart attack! I almost fainted!
  • Ossyrogen: I'll take that as a yes, then.
  • Icky: Whatever serves as universal translation for ya', buddy!
  • Efry: "Hey, give Ossy a break, we're still working on his faults!"
  • Libby: "I hope father escaped."
  • Ossyrogen: "Then perhaps it would suit your interests if I neglect to inform you that he willfully surrendered to the Tibella invadtion force to keep the city from being damaged by the Inquizition."
  • Libby: "WHAT!?"
  • Efry: "..... Admitingly though, I do wished we had them fixed SOONER?!"
  • Relly: "...... Look, he knows that even Tyberious would not dare risk a powerful Omnican retaliation if a beloved preist got harmed. The worse Tenta will become is a P.O.W."
  • Libby: "I know that, but..... Tyberious never stays consistent with what he has promised to do! If it suits his desires to stop the propichy, then he'll threat to kill him if I don't give up!"
  • Icky: "Annnnnnd, that's bad, why? He's a ROBOT?! You can just put him back togather and-"
  • Relly: "You SERIOUSLY do not understand the complexities of Omnicans, do you?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, I know Omnicans are speical robots, but, your still robots right!"
  • Relly: "In cause you have failed to remember or never fully understood our concept of soul, we Omnicans are more alive then average robots! We get "killed" or get broken once, our lives are gone for good. And repairing us, doesn't reverse that! All being repaired will do is bring us back to our intended programming until a force greater then convention restores everything about us!"
  • Icky: "..... Wait..... You mean..... If Tenta gets wasted, your saying, his personality and mindset's gone forever and he'll only come back as a normal bot?"
  • Relly: "Yes! Why else do you think that Ossyrogen is so miserable about his guild being slaughtered?! Bringing them back to life will only have them return to be mindless drones! That's why he's so messed up in his processors!"
  • Icky:...
  • Iago:... Smoove move, moron.
  • Icky:... Maybe, we can try to help.
  • Relly: "That would only cause more harm then good. Tenta would advise against it, because as long as he remains free, the city is easy prey for retaliation. The Tibella only understand force and obedience from all they deem subservient, less they be deemed a threat that MUST be discrimatively destroyed with predjudice."
  • Icky: "So what, your suggesting we just leave the guy to be in the claws of a psycopath?!"
  • Relly: "Look, if this is leading to another "Stragity is cowerdice, stupidity is bravery" arguement, please consider that sometimes to win a war, you have to accept that not every battle can be won! Knowing when to retreat is not meant to be assusiated with being cowerdly, it is meant to show that YOUR NOT SUEISIDEAL OR A MADMAN?! Or both! The only people that still fight a losing battle, are prementioned madmen, because THEY LOST THEIR PERSEPTION ON REALITY?! What, do you think that just because your the good guy that the strentgh of the opposing force is MEANINGLESS because you'll win anyway?! I mean, have you forgotten that when you first came to this universes, VILLAINS WERE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE HERE?!"
  • Icky: "I haven't, but..... It doesn't seem, morally right to ditch a leader people looked up to!"
  • Relly: ".... That much is true, but it would be even more morally inferior to endanger him and the good people here with a reckless flight of fancy while blinded by self-rightiousness and allow past victories to warp your sense of realisum?! Sometimes, the world is not as simple as outdated cartoons where heroes are unstoppable and villains are steriotypical jokes! Everything is more complex then that! As it is true in our universe, I know it is easily true with your universe."
  • Icky:...
  • Relly:... Look, Tenta knows what he's doing. He wouldn't've willingly surrendered if he knew the Tibella were as barbaric to just kill him then and there. Tyberious may be a monster, but he's a SMART monster. He knows when to hold back his rage when it suits him. We can only help Tenta by making sure Libby completes the propicy."
  • Icky: "Wait, that's another thing, what is the propi-"
  • Voice: "This way!"
  • Relly: "Tibella forces?! Quick, we must get to the escape ships!"
  • Icky: Aw, come on, we just got away! CAN'T THEY JUST GIVE US A BREAK?!? (They ran as the soldiers came in guns blazing)
  • Iago: (He was hit in the butt) AOW!... Oh, smooth move, d***-paste!
  • Soldier #1: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE TIBELLA INQUISITION!!!
  • Relly: BACK OFF! (He fired back)
  • The Tibella Soldiers dodged from the attacks!
  • Junior: "We're gonna have to find a way around Relly?! Follow me, there's some hallways that'll serve as choke points!"
  • Junior started to have the Tibella Soldiers split up into seperate halls!
  • Relly: "..... Head's up everyone, they're going to try a pincer movement to capture us!"
  • Icky: "Wow, these guys know what they're doing?!"
  • Relly: "Espeically in thanks to Tyberious' son! A noble young man, but his loyalty to his family is tragicly misplaced, even after seeing his father's brutality first hand!"
  • Icky: "..... Well, I have an idea to make that Pincer move a moot point!"

Later.

  • The Soldiers arrived at the hallways that meet in an x formation, but the heroes aren't there.
  • Junior: "...... I..... I don't understand. They should've arrived here."
  • Soldier 1: "I think Relly knew what you tried to pull and went into a direction we didn't expect."
  • Junior: "How?! These hallways only go into a certain path!"
  • Soldier 2: "Yeah! It's not like they thought about using the fire escape exits or anything....."
  • Junior: "...... Son of a gun?! That's exactly what they would do?!"
  • Soldier 3: "But that's too supidly simple for Relly!"
  • Junior: ".... But it's perfect for one of those aliens! Come on, two can play at that game! We'll intersect them at the ship yards!"

Shipyard.

  • Byanus and Hazzcan are seen having picked out a particular ship.
  • Byanus: "Ya know, maybe it's best we not bother with Har D Har anymore and just find a new place to call home."
  • Hazzcan: "Yeah! Let's take advantage of the fact that Fattex is disable, as far as we know, and get out of here before-"
  • Icky: "YO DUMB-BUTTS, ROOM FOR MORE!?"
  • Byanus and Hazzcan looked to see the incoming heroes!
  • Byanus: "Oh no! Don't tell me, the Tibella are here over what happened to their last regel family member?!"
  • Hazzcan: "Nothing personal, but we would rather not get dragged into this and-"
  • Relly: "SPARE US THE COMPLAINS AND LET US BOARD THAT SHIP?!"
  • Hazzcan/Byanus: "YES SIR RELLY SIR?!"
  • Libby: "Good use of athority, Relly."
  • Relly: "I had abit of a demanding presence with those Xerus Sorrower idiots. Now let's get aboard-"
  • Tibella Soldiers Intersected our heroes from hidden places and aimed their guns at them!
  • Icky: "...... Wow, these guys ARE good!"
  • Junior showed up, surprising Libby on how attractive he is dispite being Tyberious' son.
  • Junior: "..... Look, I came to the knowledge that Regigono's death was a very unfortunate accsident, but alot of my familier members loyal to the dream that was destroyed by the allienceare VERY upset about this. Nothing personal, but, it's my duty to bring Great Uncle Regigono's murderors, accsidental or otherwise, to justice."
  • Icky: "Well why us and not the bandits who fired the rocket?!"
  • Junior: "We'll deal with them in good timing. I must politely ask for surrender."
  • Zorra: "...... Kid, your clearly too noble to be apart of this."
  • Junior: "I don't have a fondness for needless alien hate..... But I'm loyal to my family, even at their most, questionable times."
  • Iago: "Look kid, we have been given plently of reason to believe that your family is being in the wrong here. As I'm sure it's lousy to lose their king to this allience, taking their upset out on everyone in this system doesn't make their personal woes go away."
  • Junior: "I can only afford to be generious for so long! Surrender quietly, or I am force to rob my father the satisfaction of desciding your fates!"
  • Relly: "Why be loyal to someone that rewards your opinions with something like (Points to the scar on his arm) that. He may be your biological patrearchial parent, but he is NOT your true father. Whatever kind of person he was, he became too tainted by the wide-spread sickened mindset the Tibella had, turning them all, but you and your mother and grandfather into relentless vengence hungry beasts. They are sick in their minds, hearts and souls. And if you don't distence themselves from their madness, well, let's just say, it won't be long until Tyberious Sr. breaks your spirit, and you become a truer, splitting image of him."
  • Junior looks like he's lacking confidence....
  • Junior: "..... Your, your just trying to mess with me! Soldiers, set lasers to stun and knock them out?!"
  • The Soldiers do that and prepared from battle?!
  • Icky: "Fair to warn ya kid..... We can be VERY persisent. (Brings out an electric stun genrade and tosses it to where the soldiers are!) ELECTRISITY IN THE HOLE?!"
  • The Heroes dodged!
  • Junior realises what's about to happen and dodges off in time as the grenade went off and disabled the soldiers!
  • Junior began to try and locate his communicator!
  • Two shadows rise over him!
  • It was Byanus and Hazzcan!
  • Byanus: ".... You'll thank us for this one day, Tibella! (Punches Junior and renders him unconjustus!)"

Meanwhile.

  • Tenta, Clara and Jaggamort have met in an occupied room in the temple.
  • Clara: "I really must apologies for this rudeness on our part, Tenta."
  • Tenta: "I respect that you didn't had a choice in the matter. But be warned that I cannot garrentie that the heroes would be so willing to surrender, even with Junior after them."
  • Jaggamort: "Not meaning to brag in your preasence respected presit leader, but Junior's a smart boy. He would never let them escape in any ship." 

Chapter 3: Planet Mireo/Chased by the Tibellas

Chapter 4: The Great Temple of Mireo/The Orb of Mireo/Tyberius RUDELY Butts In

Chapter 5: The Fall of the Tibella Family

Chapter 6: Peace and Tibella-Aie Prog Ation Restored

Chapter 7: Fan Club Ajourned

Epilogue

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