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A murder has been committed on an innocent civilian on Planet Zirciania. And not just any civilian, but a friend of Telthona. As she is devastated, the Heroes Act decide to help her track down the killer. Meanwhile, Radcliff Hawkens and Stephanie Nicemile have an issue with their relationship, but it's not what you think. It has nothing to do with Radcliff's ego as Stephenie is someone Radcliff is never egotisical to, let alone the fact he is legitamently learning to be more humble about himself, being the original problem of their relationship to begin with, but rather, because of Radcliff's other problem: both the two are in conflict on how to handle the murderor of Telthona's friend. Hawkens wants the killer flat-out dead, but Stephenie cries hypcritcy on how the "act of justice" works. This disagreement is bad enough that it strains their relationship and has put a wedge in it. This is where Stephenie ends up running into The Polygame Perches, one of several secret socities from the Paradisoids' system. They offer her brief membership to help her relief her current stress to help her escape from being in the "Obvious Troubles of being a Singularity relationship", being among the secret socities trying to get Polygamy better appriated in the universes, even though the race themselves are better appresiated thanks to the Scarlet Dancer as of The Worse Race to Marry?, they felt that Polygamy is still in a less faverable light and felt the Scarlet Dancer is hardly doing enough to make the sexual philosify appresiateable as well. Stephenie shows obvious shyness of defiling Radcliff's trust, but the leader, Love-Intress, won her over. As such, Love and the Perches help Stephenie get over her anger and frustraigtions about Hawkens by getting her to date Parasiod males. As such, even though Stephenie felt dishonest cause of what Love-Intress calls "The Singularity belief" that is cheating, she cannot deny that she felt better about getting over her anger, and she clearly still truely loves Hawkens, it's just that being around the other males was pharicuitic at best and not a real act of dishonesty. Though Stephenie still insists that this membership is temporary, with Love-Intress surprisingly ok with it, as it was as agreed apawn, temporary, as the Perches were more interested in mending their relationship rather then destroying it. Though Stephenie was quickly curious about why the Perches, among other secret pro-polygamy socities, earned such a bad rap. Love-Intress simply reveiled that those cases of relationships being ruined was simply because of exsamples of "singularity" truely being a flawed sexual belief, and that the Perches meant no real harm, though admit shame that they have to remain a secret to avoid being prosicuted by a judgemental socity, and even though the reveilment of the socity won't or will no longer badly effect the Parasiods as a whole, will only further make Polygamy look unholy and taboo to the universes and will start a witch hunt for other likewise socities. Stephenie then proceeded to ask why those relationships failed at all since the Perches were such good masters of secretcy. Once again, it was reveiled to be yet again the monkey business of the Monklins, or more pasificly, the work of the Monklins' own secret socities. Anti-Polygamy secret socities that are founded to counteract against the the more pro-polygamy socities and cause the relationships groups like the Perches tried to mend with Polygamy to end and look like typical end results of cheating gone south. Though the Perches quickly avoided detection and discovery, the damage is still done, and the Monklin secret socities created a slight caution and mistrust to polygamy as a result. Then, Stephenie is brought to ask about a friend of Telthona, who the friend was reveiled to have recently became a more periment member to get away from her psycotic now ex-boyfriend, Bradferd Doughebagington of the wealthy Doughebagingtons of Globex supporter name. It was also reveiled that the friend is not dead, but rather was kidnapped by Bradferd and his hired allies of one such Monklin secret anti-polygamy socity, called The Poly-Grinders, and replaced her with a deactivated biobot made to look like it was murdered, so the Poly-Grinders can proceed to "Program" her to stay loyal to her clearly psycopathic, abusive, and controlling ex she was trying to escape from. Worse off, the Poly-Grinders went out of their way to make sure the HA blames the Perches by mistake when they managed to conjure up evidence that proves the secret socities are real and have been mistaken to be a cult of over-zealious relationship ruiners who went murderious! Though the HA are willing to give the benifital doubt that perhaps the death was an accsident, they can't deny that they felt that the Perches have finally went extreme and must be disbanned to prevent them from poisoning the Parasiods' name. However, when Stephenie was discovered with them, this not only hurt Hawkens, but surprisingly redused him to become a crying broken hearted guy rather then go into a full-out rager, while the HA felt concern for Stephenie's safety and tried to warn her of them being "extremist bound", while Stephenie tries to insist otherwise and that the group is being framed, with Telthona broken-heartly doubting that cause of thinking that her friend was really murdered! Luckly, the Lougers come to the rescue and told them that, thanks to Gazelle, everything Stephenie said was the truth and that the intention wasn't to ruin Stephenie's and Hawkens' relationship but to mend it through getting Stephenie temporarly out of putting up with Hawkens' idiotcy. Though Hawkens still immaturely cried foul, Magnum claimed him down by saying his attatude is as bad as Bradferd who went to hiring a truely worse secret socity just to control Telthon's friend, giving Hawkens another due needed sense of humbleness, though Stephenie still had to insisted that her membership is temporary as it was promised and has insisted she won't aim to do it ever again. Now the Lougers and the HA must put a swift end to the Poly-Grinders and stomp on Bradferd's plan on forcing someone who doesn't love him to never leave him. Will this end up being another painful blow to the Monklins' bad mouthing of the Parasiods?

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