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Sandy's Mad High School Reunion

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Sandy's Mad High School Reunion
is the 16th Episode of the 1st Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. Sandy and her long time ex-boyfriend, Dandy, have been invited to attend their high school reunion in Texas, and look forword to a good time. however, Ignightus advises that Sandy takes the rest of the louge with her, because Hank has joined forces with a vengeful Darkness Qui and her side-kicks, Narcotic and Celsious, as well as other freed prisoners from Prison 42. Sandy didn't think she needed them... but when Hank and his new allies do showed up, Sandy will now have to deal a leagon of trouble by herself and a cowardly ex. Will Sandy survive a needlessly choatic reunion?


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Chapter 1: Hank Returns

Prison 42.

  • Two guards pass by Hank's contanment.
  • Hank: "I Cannot believe this is happening! My henchmen left me, I don't have an army anymore, and now I'm in jail! What a downer this is!"
  • Alarms were heard.
  • Hank: "What the?"

otherside of the hallway.

  • Guard: "Look out! It's Darkness Qui, Narcotic and Celisus! Don't let them near the other prisoners!"
  • Darkness Qui smacks away a guard!
  • Darkness Qui: "Boys, release the other villains."
  • Narcotic inserts a chip.
  • Narcotic: "The chip has a virus that should release the other prisoners, your grace."
  • other cells open.
  • Anima appears.
  • Anima: "ANIMA!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Here, have a translater, so we can understand you, and so you wouldn't be just speaking your name all the time!"
  • ???: "Oh thank you! That has been ringing my ears all day!
  • Batula appeared!
  • Batula: "I am Batula! I am a feared warlord of the great cartoonian war, and second most feared bat based villain behind Dracula!"
  • Anima (now with translater): "Ah, yes, the annoying complainer of my inconvinence! How I long to make you suffer!"
  • Hank: "Hey! Sweet! I'm not a prisoner anymore! Hey, I know you! Your that, red dragon chick! So tell me, why did you busted us out?"
  • Hypnorattle spys on with Petey.
  • a mysterious lizard-like figure sneaks away un-noticed.
  • Darkness Qui: " Firstly, I'm a Zewinsaur, of which I assume you people never even heard of. But it's simple, I am escaping, and I am generious enough to include the other victims of those blasted shell lougers!
  • Batula: "Oh, those day loving poopy heads!"
  • Anima screeches in anger!
  • Hank: "You know and/or hate those losers too? Your in luck, we hate them too!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Now, are there any other imprisoned villains I should be aware off?"
  • Hank: "Oh, just few others: those cajun voo-doo scooby doo villains from the leage, that bitchy but strangely hot pink-lizard chick, and that weird guy, Hypnorattle and that annoying but yummy fly friend of his."
  • Darkness Qui: "Speaking of which..... (points to Hypnorattle's direction)."
  • Petey: "We been spoted yo!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Let's make like a tree, and leave!"
  • Hypnorattle and Petey make a run for it!
  • Darkness Qui: "Shy ones, are they? Celius, contain."
  • Celius formed a fire board and persue as the next scene is transsectioned in fire!

Chapter 2: Invitation from Texas

Dragon Temple

  • Private: (Lodgers watch new My Little Pony episode with the Mane 6) Ohh, it does me good to see a couple of pony friends on TV.
  • Skipper: BUTTON IT, PRIVATE!
  • Twilight: Well, that was a great episode. I never knew it would go so successfully.
  • Rarity: Yes, the studio thanked us a lot for our hard work on filming the episode. I just couldn't hold it in.
  • Fluttershy: Well, it was pretty hard for me to act in front of a camera.
  • Pinkie Pie: Are you kidding, Fluttershy? You were magnificent! Aside from trying to control all my clones into focusing on the production.

Equestrian Studios

  • Twilight: (Pinkie Pie clones scatter across the filming room) Gee, who knew making an episode like this could be so difficult?
  • Pinkie Pie: (With shirt on for identification matters) Oh, get over it, we're doing fine!
  • Pinkie Pie 2: You got that right!
  • Pinkie Pie 3: Totally!
  • Pinkie Pie 4: That's right!
  • Pinkie Pie 5: (Jumping on Pinkie Pie 2) PINKIE-BACK RIDE!
  • Twilight: Uhhgh!

Present

  • voice: "YEEEE-HAWWWW!"
  • Applejack: "Did ya'll hear that?"
  • Spongebob: "It came from Sandy's room! Let's go find out what's up!"

Sandy's room.

  • Sandy: "I can't believe I've been invited!"
  • SpongeBob: (Comes in) Sandy? I heard a 'YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAH!' in here. Is everything alright?
  • Sandy: Yall're not gonna believe this, but I got invited to a high-school reunion in Texas!
  • SpongeBob: Really? Lemme see. (Takes letter, and reads it) "Dear Sandy, It's been an awful long time since you left to go live with your sea creature friends in that Bikini Bottom place you told your parents and brother about. I gave you this letter to tell you that you are invited to a high-school reunion with me, Randy, and your parents at Woodchucks High. If you get the chance, come visit. Signed, your ex-boyfriend, Dandy"? EX-boyfriend?
  • Sandy: Yeah! Can ya' believe it? I've been invited to a high-school reunion in Texas! Isn't it great?
  • Applejack: Well, we sure are happy for ya', Sandy.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, (Chuckles) we are. ("Ex-boyfriend, huh? I didn't know Sandy had an ex-boyfriend. Who is this 'Dandy' anyway? I wanna see him myself! Ooh, I'm getting sick just thinking about it!")
  • Sandy: Sponge? You alright?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, uh, yeah.
  • Twilight: Well, congratulations, Sandy.
  • Applejack: Well, there's one thing that ruffles my hair a lil' bit. You never told us ya' had an ex-boyfriend.
  • SpongeBob: Good point, Applejack.
  • Private: What's that all about, Sandy?
  • Sandy: Well, (Chuckles) I guess with me and Dandy, it's kind of a long story.

flashback.

  • (Sandy): "You see, Dandy was a squirl like me, he even was smart too. At first we got along better like bark on a tree. There was, one thing."
  • Dandy sees a spider.
  • Dandy: "(Screams like a girl) SPIDER! (Jumps on Sandy like scooby doo, and wimpers!)"
  • (Sandy): "Let's just say, he would've made a lousy sheruff. He wasn't, what ya'll would call, brave."

reality.

  • Sandy: "Eventally, our relationship ended when I have to go to do my job for the chimps, but we stayed friends."
  • Icky: "Sounds like the guy's a bigger wuss-out then Fluttershy."
  • Applejack: Can somebody slap him, please?
  • Iago: (Slaps Icky) Done and done!
  • Sandy: So, anyway, I think I should get going. (begins packing) I'll be back in a few days. Don't wait up.
  • Ignitus: Hold on, Sandy! (Appears) Before you go, I got something I gotta tell you first.
  • Sandy: Yes, Ignitus?
  • Ignitus: We just gotten word that some villains from Prison 42 have escaped. And just in case you forget, here's a list of some of them. The rest we won't know for sure.
  • Sandy: (Grabs list, and reads) "Anima, Hank, Darkness Qui, Batula, Narcotic, Celsius, Hypnorattle, and Petey." Dag Nabbit, how do villains get smarter and smarter these days? I thought Prison 42 was heavily protected 'r somethin'.
  • Ignitus: Well, we heard that Darkness Qui and her associates broke out first. She must've freed the other inmates for aome reinforcing reasons.
  • Sandy: Well, any other escaped convicts?
  • Ignitus: Well, the line broke before we could hear the rest. But we heard that one of the unknown escapees was described to be an unknown pink lizard inmate that they just imprisoned days ago. We won't know for sure who he/she is, but I should warn you that they know about your high-school reunion. It is required that you bring someone with you.
  • SpongeBob: (Gasps) I WANNA GO! I WANNA GO!
  • Ignitus: Alright, alright, SpongeBob! If you really wanna go, then you can.
  • Sandy: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, wait a corn' pickin' second! I can take care of myself. I don't need someone to look out for me.
  • Ignitus: Sandy, this is serious. Those villains might be coming after you. You won't stand a chance out there all by yourself.
  • Sandy: Please! I've handled bullies in many numbers before. I'll be fine.
  • Shifu: Sandy, we're not joking. You'll be dead meat without any backup. You must bring SpongeBob with you. It would also help to bring stronger forces, like the 5, or in some cases, Po.
  • Sandy: "I AM NOT BRINGING ANYONE WITH ME, AND THAT'S FINAL!"
  • Sandy angerly stomps out, and busted down the door!
  • Squidward: "I don't think making Sandy drag one of us along woundn't be a smart idea, considering what she just did to the door."
  • Ignitus: "And to prove our respect to her, no one is to acompany her. But freat not, Lord Shen placed a tracker for us. and Kolwalski is sending out the spy bug to keep a watchful eye just in case."
  • Fluttershy: "Poor Kaa, He's gonna be very concerned when he hears about Hypnorattle again."
  • Twilight: "Seeing on how much he was happy to see Kaa again after he was defeated, I don't think it was by his choice."
  • Icky: "I'm more worried about this, "Pink Lizard" thing. Who knows who or what that could be."
  • Ignitus: "Let us worry on what is known."

Chapter 3: The Villains' Scheme

in an evil looking space ship.

  • Hypnorattle: "LET US GO, LADY! We're not your kind of people!"
  • Petey: "Yeah bitch! You crazy!"
  • Hank: "Do I get to eat that darn fly or what!?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "I already have a plan for those two! The snake will be for Anima! He needs a body to shield himself from the sun, the only thing that could harm him."
  • Hank: "And what, do we need the fly for?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Human shield, so to speak. He is our hostage, and we want the lougers to think Hypnorattle regained his bad lifesytile, and we can't afford to have that bug rat us out!"
  • Batula: "So, anything else you know about this, "Pink Lizard", Hank, my friend."
  • Hank: "Not much, other that she keeps complaining about how everyone hated her brother for becoming this, monster, and destroying some labertory, and that a jerk bird named Al Baldwin Eagle ruined her life. What a baby, socity ruined my life too, but you don't hear me complaining about it."
  • Anima: "Unfortunate we are unsuccessful containing this, mysterious pink lizard. Though I recall seeing a guard cruser passing right by us and away. Perhaps, it may be the pink lizard."
  • Hank: "Figures she didn't wanna hang with us. BAH! We don't need her, anyway! We got a dragon, a ghost thingie, a warlord bat, a firey octopus, a blue turkey, that dilisious fly, bright eyes over here, and a dragon."
  • Narcotic: "You said dragon twice. And tecnecly, she's not a dragon like she already told ya'll, she's a Zewinsaur."
  • Darkness Qui: "Painfully quick to claim command, are we?"
  • Hank: "So, how come us and not those villain team hotshots? We're just independent villains."
  • Celisus: "We actselly did tried that, but those lougers managed to soil everything!"
  • Hank: "Oh, figures. They ruined my plans to exselerate evolution by using mutating worms!"
  • Batula: "They prevented me from tossing the entire universe in eternal night!"
  • Anima: "They embarised me in front of the leage when I failed to kill the louge, and I assumed the leage saw no potainsal in me, considering they never attempted to free me from my prison."
  • Narcotic: "We had a villains act in the alternate United Universe, but those lougers plumb broke it."
  • Hank: "And what about you, bright eyes?"
  • Hypnorattle: "Well, I tried to steal away high ranking stuff and sell it off. Petey, made a mistake and gave an invitation to a villain who was in jail, right where the lougers were. But unlike, you guys, I have no interest to be bad again, if it's gonna lead to nothing but hatred and misery!"
  • Petey: "So tough luck, homies!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, we're gonna have to adjust that aditude, won't we? Anima?"
  • Anima: I know i have a translater, but this is like a catchprhase with me. ANIMAAAAAAAA! (Posesses Hypnorattle's body, and takes control of him)
  • Hypnorattle: AHH! What the hell is going on?!? I can't move of my own will!
  • Anima: (Speaking with Hypnorattle's body) Because MY will's in charge! And that's not the only trick I can do! Check this out! (Speaks in Hypnorattle's own voice) I'm an ugly moron who likes butterflies and playing dress-up! (Cackles)
  • Suddenly, Hypnorattle regains control.
  • Hypnorattle: Don't do this to me, Qui, please! I don't want to betray my father!
  • Darkness Qui: Too bad, snake eyes! You're in MY power now. Once we use your body to turn yourself against your own friends, we'll bribe the squirrel by kidnapping her loved ones. Then eventually, once we get the squirrel to do our needs, the Villain Teams will be convinced that I am an ultimate and victorious villain, and they'll want to join forces with me. Afterwards, we'll kill Sandy, and her loved ones.
  • Hank: Wait a moment!
  • Darkness Qui: What?
  • Hank: I know she's like, the enemy here, and, this is gonna sound a teeny strange, but uh..... I don't want Sandy dead, your grace!
  • Darkness Qui: And why not? Is it because you love her?
  • Hank: NO!... Well, maybe a little. But it's not like I have a crush on her or something, it's just that I like her. She makes me smile when I look at her.
  • Batula: That's the same thing, douche bag!
  • Hank: NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING, BATMAN!
  • Darkness Qui: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY! Fine, Hank, you don't want Sandy dead, then she won't die. But we'll still kill her loved ones.
  • Hank: Actually, I don't want that to happen either. I just want to be friends with Sandy, and killing her loved ones will make it worse.
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, okay, fine! If you insist, lover boy! So, what's your opinion about it?
  • Hank: Huh?
  • Narcotic: Yeah, frog-freak! What do YOU think we should do with those squirrel hoodlums after all this is over?
  • Hank: "Simple, turn them into mutants. Physically, they'll still be alive, but mentally, they'll be dead. My mutants tend to be zombie-like for some weird reason."
  • Batula: "Turn them into freaks like you? By the way, I'm curious, you once were turned back to normal sometime during your attempt to make Celestia your sample supplyer for a mutant holocost, how did you managed to become a freak again?"
  • Hank: "Appearently, those worms I had in me laid eggs in me that was shielded from whatever killed off the many worms. Not sure how the eggs avoided being destroyed, but that's how I am back being a mutant again."
  • Anima's voice from Hypnorattle's mouth: "But you are still not much use without those so called worms."
  • Hank: "Hey, I still have the skills that pays the bills! And, thanks to my toybox pivilages, I made this! (pulls out a ray gun) I call her, the muta-l-nator!"
  • Batula: "Your not gonna be like that Doofenshirts guy and call all your invations innator something!"
  • Hank: "Alcoruse not! Just this one thing! Anyway, one zap, and your a mutant!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Exsellent, my brillence, with the assist of mad science, super-naterol powers, and clever deceition, nothing can ruin this!"

Chapter 4: Meeting Dandy

  • Sandy was outside the temple.
  • a car came forword.
  • A guy squirl came forth!
  • Squirrel: Need a lift?
  • Sandy: DANDY!
  • Dandy: Hey there, kiddo! (Sandy and Dandy hug) It's been a long time since we've seen each other.
  • Sandy: Yeah, I kinda' forgot to see you when I came back home for my rodeo competition.
  • Dandy: That's alright! What's important is that you're here! It is so good to see you again, Sandy!
  • Sandy: You, too, Dandy. (SpyBug crawls onto the bottom of Dandy's car) So, how's it been with you since I left?
  • Dandy: Well, I gotta say, it wasn't easy without you. It took a long time, but I became a scientist's assistant some time after you left. I'm working to become as big as him as of now, but I even got a new girlfriend that's just as beautiful as you.
  • Sandy: (Blushing) Oh, stop it!
  • SpongeBob: (Watching from SpyBug cam) GRRRGH! I second that notion!
  • Kowalski: You alright, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! I'm fine.
  • Sandy: Who is she? Is she nice?
  • Dandy: Yep. You'll like her. She's just as intelligent and brave as you are. In fact, she's one of your Ma's childhood friends.
  • Sandy: Really? What's her name?
  • Dandy: Tina.
  • Sandy: Tina, that's a pretty name. Kinda interesting your dating an older woman though.
  • Dandy: Yeah. Well, you ready to blow this popsicle stand?
  • Sandy: You bet! Let's go! (Car drives away with SpyBug on the bottom)
  • Kowalski: Great, the car's in motion. Wait a second! What's with all the glowing energy? Wait a second! (Car teleports to Nickelodeon version of Texas) HOLY SHIT!!!! (Skipper covers Private's ears)
  • Skipper: Kowalski, what just happened?
  • Applejack: Yeah, it looked like the car was about to be vaporized or somethin'.
  • Kowalski: I don't know. Let's see what Dandy has to say about that.
  • Sandy: HOLY SHOOT!!!! How'd you do that?
  • Dandy: Instant teleportation device. I installed it in my car so I could get to you quicker.
  • Kowalski: Whoa! Instant teleportation!
  • Marty: Now there's something you don't see every day, yo!
  • Dandy: "We should be at the old High school soon enough."
  • the car arrives in the texas in the nickaloudian universe.
  • Dandy: "Wow, quicker then i estamated. But still, the old stomping grounds is a good drive from here. Plenty of time to catch up."
  • Sandy: "You know it."
  • Dandy: "So, i saw on the news sometime ago when you came back to do the rodio, and they said something about you saving sea creatures from the bull frog."
  • Sandy: "Yep, that's true."
  • Dandy: "Something tells me you made ALOT of friends."
  • Sandy: "Actselly, it's because Spongebob actselly thought i was in danger. He tends to be a worry wort. He even mistook Wormy as a monster when really he didn't realised that catapillers become butterflies. But still, he's an awesome friend. There's also Patrick, but he's none too bright. Squidward, but he's more sour then sour candy. Mr. Krabs, he's ok when he isn't up to something to make himself richer at the expence of others. I am not sure you heard of this, but i also got involved with this group of heroes called the shell louge squad!"
  • Dandy: "How can i not? Your the big name in these here parts! What are the other lougers like?"
  • Sandy: "Well, it's great. I mean, they have their, surreal moments, and some are ALOT more surreal then others, but that's what makes them awesome! And i get to make sure nobody disrepects the law!"
  • Dandy: "Wow, sweet."
  • Sandy: "Yep, but it's great to catch up with an old friend again. I wish i can introduse you to them, but things can go south in an instant. Cause of which, i couldn't afford to spend a few minutes having you meeting them, exspically when, well, let's just say our work can really be cut out for us alot of times."
  • Dandy: "Hey, from what i heard, they handled worse. The problem would be adjusted before we even can set foot in the old stand."

Chapter 5: Welcome Back to Texas

the old high shcool.

  • A well dressed lizard was with a scorpian.
  • Lizard: "Miss Sting, is my suit properly set?"
  • Miss Sting: "It's fine, Princeipal Licking, you look stunning."
  • Licking: "Good, I don't wanna look sloppy! I wanna look like, like I was in their days of being here!"
  • Miss Sting: "Expect that you wear a topee now, Princeipal Licking."
  • Licking: "They don't know that. (Sees cars) Ah, i see the students are coming. You know, Miss Sting, i am most looking forword to seeing Miss Sandy and Master Dandal again, they were top students, the best this school ever had."
  • Miss Sting: "I know! She won both science medals, and won physical champianships!"
  • Licking: "Not alot of the science group can do that!"
  • Miss Sting: Yeah, no joke there.

Outside

  • Sandy: So, where do we start?
  • ???: SANDY!
  • Sandy: (Turns around to see another squirrel similar in appearance to her) RANDY! What's up, bro! (Give each other high-fives with their tails) It's great to see you, Randy!
  • Randy: You know it, sis!
  • Dandy: Howdy, Randy.
  • Randy: Oh, hello, Dandy. (Both shake hands) I hope you treat my twin sister right, Dandy pants, or we're gonna have a serious problem!
  • Dandy: Uh, hello? Me and Sandy are 'done-zo'!
  • Randy: Oh, yeah, of course you were. (Chuckles) Well, it's nice you're here.
  • Sandy: I'm glad I'm here, too.
  • ???: Sandy, honey! (Sandy turns to see 2 squirrels, one with a mustache, and the other with blonde hair)
  • Sandy: MA! PA! (All 3 hug)
  • Pa: Hey, kiddo! Welcome back! Life hadn't been the same without you!
  • Ma: Uh-huh! Look at you, yer' sprouting up like a cactus on steroids! (Laughs) Yes, sir!
  • Sandy: Yeah, I really have been doing some growin' up lately. Especially since I've been making friends with a few sea creatures.
  • Ma: "So you been saying on the calls."
  • Pa: "Yep. I must admit, it would be nice to be able to call you without having to pay long disence bills. Phone companies are obnoxiously expendive these days."
  • Ma: "But what's impourent that it's great to see you. Heading for to the high school reuinion?"
  • Dandy: "Pretty much why she came back, Mr and Ms Cheeks."
  • Pa: "Well, we better not keep Mr. Licking waiting! He still takes your on time attendence seriously! He once tried to give me detention for letting you stay home from getting sick."
  • Dandy: "Well, let's not keep him waitng then."
  • SpongeBob: (Watching on SpyBug, which crawls off the car and follows them) Wow. I never thought I'd have the pleasure to actually see Sandy's family. I wish I was with her right now in person so I could meet them myself. But then, I'd have to have a water-helmet on because of the fact that it's my homeworld. I mean, if I'm outside the Nickelodeon universe, I'm okay without water, but when I'm inside, i need water.
  • Squidward: I'm just glad we're not drying up right now.
  • Kowalski: Okay, they're heading for the entrance of the school. We'd better become the eye in the sky. (SpyBug pops out wings, and flies into the school with Sandy, her family, and Dandy)

Woodchuck High School Cafeteria

  • A male squirl in greaser attire, a gila monster in a undershirt, and a tarrachula with hoop rings on his legs are in it.
  • Tarranchula: "Yo, Greasy, I look forword to mess up Dandy again, just like old times."
  • Greasy: "Oh, you know it, Hairy. Yo, Skins, you got your best weage hands ready?"
  • Skins: "Ready and able huh?"
  • Greasy: "Perfect, as soon as that super freak Sandy is out of the picture, Dandy is good as ours. Hairy, just like we planed. have you set up the prank traps alover the school?"
  • Hairy: "They are everywhere boss! At every side of the Gymnasium! I even got the piece of resisence: the bucket of red paint!"
  • Greasy: "What? I thought i asked for pig's blood!"
  • Hairy: "But boss, if we go that route, we could get arrested. Pig Blood pranks are illegal."
  • Greasy: "D'oh, whatever, as long as it still garrentined to make him cry like a baby!"
  • Greasy, Skins, and Hairy laughed!
  • Sandy: (Behind them) Howdy, boys.
  • All 3: Wha? (Find Sandy with all the traps set up in the school into a pile)
  • Sandy: Now, that's vandalism in my town, thank you very much!
  • Skins: DAG NABBIT!!!
  • Greasy: (Whispering) I hope she doesn't have the paintcan.
  • Sandy: Oh, you mean this? (Takes out paint can)
  • Greasy: DOUBLE DAG NABBIT! (Sandy splatters red paint all over the 3 pranksters)
  • Skins: (Shrugs) I HATE it when that happens! She's always one step ahead of us!
  • Sandy: That's why it's fun! (Laughs) Good luck showering, varmits! (Walks away)
  • Hairy: Sometimes I REEEEAAALLY hate that squirrel!

Ourside lunchroom.

  • Dandy: Thanks for that, Sandy. You're a true friend. That spider creeps me out.
  • Sandy: Anythin' for my ol' buddy.
  • Pa: Sandy? Principal Licking wants to see you now.
  • Sandy: Okay, Pa! I'm comin'! Alright, Dandy, I'll be goin;' now. If anythin' goes wrong, just whistle. (Leaves)
  • Licking: (Sandy arrives) Sandra! There you are, you lil' rascal. My God, you've grown up quicker than I thought. And golly, your fur looks so smooth. Looks like the sea has been great for you.
  • Sandy: It sure has, but it's not that. I just took a fur shower not too long ago.
  • Licking: So it seems. Anyway, how's it been going? Any nice inventions you made?
  • Sandy: You bet yer' britches, Principal Licking. I made all kinds of gizmos. However, it's not easy considering the countless times my new friends visit. Especially my friend, SpongeBob.
  • Licking: You mean that sea sponge that eavesdropped on your rodeo competition years ago?
  • Sandy: Yeah, that's him. Between you and me, he's not the brightest star in the sky. But other than that, he ain't such a bad friend.
  • Licking: That's nice.
  • Ms. Sting: Howdy there, Sandy.
  • Sandy: Ms. Sting? Dad gum! I hardly even recognized you. I gotta say, you were the best chemistry teacher I've ever known.
  • Ms. Sting: Yeah, those were the days. But I ain't teachin' chemistry no more now. Now, I'm more into biology.
  • SpongeBob: (Watching on SpyBug camera) Oh, man! I'm actually learning a lot about Sandy's life than I thought. I've been waiting for this for a long time.
  • Spyro: For a person who has a crush on her, who wouldn't?
  • Linking: "Now, the party is being held at the gymnasisum, and all sorts of snacks are all set. step alively."
  • Sandy's group left.

the boys locker room showers.

  • Greasy: "Once again, out-foxxed by that sly squirl! First Dandy got himself an elephant bodyguard, and a restraining order, and now this?"
  • Hairy: "I know! what's worse, Licking told us he has his eyes on us if we try any funny stuff!"
  • Skins: "He ain't the boss of us anymore, huh?"
  • Greasy: "Yeah, but he can still rat us out to our parole officers! But man, litteraly painting the Alimo red was wroth it!"
  • Skins: "It had a nice shade of new age color, huh?"
  • Hairy: "Yeah, those goverment officals are such cry babies! Whining about how we "Disrespected history" and "Insulted amarica"! What a bunch of hog dogs!"
  • Skins: "It's pernowsed weinies, huh?"
  • Greasy: "Whatever! Our night is ruined! That sandy is always gonna- WAIT! LIGHTBULB YOU GUYS!"
  • Skins and Hairy: "Yeah?"
  • Greasy: "What if, we write grafifi on the principal's office while he's at the party, and write "Sandy was here, bitches"! We then, report it, to the priceapal, and said Sandy did it! We sauce it up by adding very disrespectful stuff like Licking looking like an ass or looking controverseal! What do you think would make him lose it more, him wearing a tutu, or dressed like a clown?"
  • Skins: "How about a Tutu wearing clown huh?!"
  • Hairy: "I love it! And we can also make him lick a donkey's butt!"
  • Greasy: "Genius! Gross, but genius!"
  • Greasy, Skins, and Hairy laughed.
  • they are unaware that they are being watched by the spy bug.
  • SpongeBob: SO! Those assholes think they can just frame MY girl- (record scracthes) uh, I mean, MY friend and get away with it? I don't think so!
  • Twilight: We can't let them frame Sandy!
  • Kowalski: Don't you worry about it, guys! I have a plan. I'll just wait until they do the vandalism, then once they leave, I'll do a little sabotage!
  • Skipper: Ooh, I like where this is going.
  • Rico: SABOTAGE! SABOTAGE!
  • Applejack: Well, I just hope it works. I sure would hate to see her face when she gets framed.
  • Ignitus: Well, let's do it quick. Who knows when those villains are gonna strike?

Woodchuck High School Gymnasium

  • Princeapal Licking: "Welcome students, I welcome you all to the high school reunion! Have fun, enjoy the prepared snacks, and catch up with fellow students and former teachers of the past!"
  • everyone did just that.

Licking's office.

  • it is covered in grafifi. One of them is that of Licking wearing a clown suit with a tutu and licking a donkey's butt, with huge words that said, "Sandy was here, bitches"
  • Skins: "Our finest work, huh?"
  • Hairy: "I bet Licking is gonna flip out!"
  • Greasy: "Yeah! I hate to be a certain unlucky sap to feel Ol' Licking's wrath! Now, have we gotten our story straight?"
  • Skins: Yeah, we was innosently were walking our way into the party till we saw what Sandy had made grafifi on the office.
  • Hairy: Alright. Now, let's get started. (All 3 leave, then the SpyBug appears)
  • Skipper: I hope this plan works, Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: Please, Skipper, No--(Slaps) Whew! Almost jinxed myself! Now let's get through with it! (Spybug pops out paint spray, and erases 'Sandy was', then replaces it with 'Hairy, Skins, and Greasy were') See that? All too easy. Now watch as the comedy begins. (Makes SpyBug fly away at the exact moment the three come in with Principal Licking)
  • Hairy: See, Principal Licking? Tell me that's not Sandy's vandalism!
  • Principal Licking: (Sees Graffiti with the words "Hairy, Skins, and Greasy were here, bitches!") GREAT HORNY TOADS!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY OFFICE?!?
  • Hairy: What? What're you talking abo- (Sees new writing) Wha--but I thou--How the--I--I don't understand!
  • Greasy: When did THAT happen?!?
  • Skins: But I was sure it said "Sandy was here, bitches!".
  • Principal Licking: WHAT?!?
  • Hairy: SKINS, YOU PEANUT-BRAINED IDJIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT IN FRONT OF...(Licking stares at them angrily)...Uh...(Chuckles)...Well, uh...we'll just be...going now!
  • Principal Licking: I don't think so!
  • Sandy: What's going on here, Principal Licking? I heard yelling, and...(Sees graffiti) WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALAMO?!? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?
  • Principal Licking: Well, Sandy, it would appear that these no-good freaks tried to frame you by vandalizing my office with paint!
  • Sandy: They did, did they? (Walks up to Hairy, Greasy, and Skins)
  • Greasy:...Uh...did anyone ever tell you how pretty you look?
  • Sandy: YES! 3 people did! And that ain't you varmits, I'll tell ya' that! (Cracks knuckles)
  • Hairy: Oh, poopie! (Sandy beats up Hairy, Greasy, and Skins)
  • Sandy: Next time, you'll think twice before tryin' to frame me for something like this! (Leaves)
  • Principal Licking: Alright, boys! From now on, you are to spend the rest of this party CLEANING UP MY OFFICE!!!
  • Greasy: Dag nabbit! (Licking leaves)
  • Hairy:...(Both he and Greasy stare at Skins for spilling the beans)...After this, you and I are gonna have a nice long chat about NOT SPILLING ANY MORE BEANS LIKE THE RETARD YOU ARE!
  • Skins: Hey, don't be mad at me, it ain't MY fault! It was sure to have said the correct words! I saw them myself!
  • Greasy: "I don't know how this happened, but the chumps that did this better hoped we never found out who they are!"
  • Hairy: "Well, on the plus side guys, at least Princeapal Licking forgot to call our parole officers, so it can't get worse from here."
  • Skins: "YOU IDIOT! Don't yous know the jinx, huh? if You say the lines "It can't get worse" or something simular, something worse DOES happen!"
  • Hairy: "Aw come on, it's just a myth."
  • suddenly the sound of a door opening is met by a gasped
  • Patrol Guard: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR OFFICE, PRINCIPAL LICKING?!?
  • Licking: THEY did it! (Points at Hairy, Greasy, and Skins)
  • Skins: Oh, balls!

Gymnasium Party

  • Ma: (Sandy runs back up with a plate of food) There you are, honey. What kept 'ya busy?
  • Sandy: It's a long story. So, how have you, Randy and Pa been goin' since I left?
  • Randy: Well, actually, we had quite an exciting life. Ma has been doing fine on her job as a psyciatrist. She's even gone into doing karate like you.
  • Sandy: Yeah, I noticed already.
  • Ma: Yes, it was pretty exhilirating learning from yer' old cinse. Come to think of it, I have no idea what kind of animal she is. Didn't she visit you years ago?
  • Sandy: Sho' nuff did. Although, things weren't exactly easy with the two of us with SpongeBob around. He almost cost me my black belt.
  • Pa: Well, it's good to have you here, Sandy. Now, let's talk more 'bout you. How's life been going with you?
  • Sandy: Oh, it was just amazin'. (Picks thorns off of prickly pear) SpongeBob's series is a big hit with me on the scene. We went on many crazed adventures together. Heck, we even went on a moontrip. (Eats prickly pear)
  • Randy: (SpyBug watches the family's conversation) That must've been pretty knarly for yall', huh? This 'SpongeBob' friend of yours, is he someone special?
  • Sandy: Heck, yeah! SpongeBob's okay. He's sweet, kind, playful, and even though he can be a little odd, he's pretty much all a squirrel could ever ask for. But that ain't the best part of it. He and I are members of a renowned UUniversal team called the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Pa: (Spits out drink in surprise, and coughs) You wanna run that one by me again, honey?
  • Sandy: Yup. I'm part of the Shell Lodge Squad. I can tell you've heard of them.
  • Randy: Oh, we have. They're the best. I just didn't get the chance to learn the members of that heroic gang.
  • Pa: OOHHHH, THAT'S MY GIRL! Now THAT'S a squirrel I can depend on. (Laughs)
  • Sandy: Yeah. Thanks, Pa. (Laughs, then gasps) Oh, no! I forgot!
  • Ma: You forgot what, honey?
  • Sandy: Well, it's kinda' hard to tell you this, but I think we may wanna leave immediately!
  • Randy: Why? This party's just gettin' started!
  • Sandy: The Lodgers told me that villains might be coming here pretty soon. I was plannin' to warn yall', but I must've forgot it.
  • Pa: Well, this might prove to be a problem.
  • Dandy: "V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-Villains? W-w-w-w-what villains? Who are they?"
  • Sandy: Oh, just a bunch of escaped convicts from Prison 42. But nothing a lil' southern elbow grease can't handle.
  • Ma: Well, why didn't you bring any backup? Usually, a hero like you should have some backup every once in a while.
  • Sandy: Well, I actually decided I'd come by myself. I've got it all under control.
  • SpongeBob: (Watching on SpyBug cam) Phhfft! That's what she said last time when she tried to handle the Alaskan Bull Worm.
  • Kowalski: Relax, Sponge. She's under full protection thanks to my SpyBug.
  • Randy: Well, should we tell Principal Licking? I'm sure this is something she'd have to know.
  • Sandy: Yer' right. Why didn't I think of that sooner? I gotta' go! Just make yourself scarce, hurry!
  • Pa: What about you?
  • Sandy: I'll be fine. Just save yourselv--...Oh, crud!
  • Randy: What is it? (Sandy points at the window, where Hypnorattle can be seen, while secretly being mind-controlled by Anima)
  • Dandy: (Gasps) SNAKE!! (Shrieks like a girl, and hides behind Sandy)
  • Sandy: Relax, Dandy. It's just Hypnorattle. He ain't truly evil. He's probably here to warn us about the situation that's soon to come. (Hypnorattle strikes through the window, shattering the glass)..... Well, breaking the dang window wasn't nessersary!

Chapter 6: Uninvited Guests OF DOOM!

  • Pa: "Hey, isn't he that Stephen feller you used to hate, Sandy?"
  • Hypnorattle (under Anima's control): "Must, Strangle, squirl!"
  • Sandy: "Huh? (notices that Hypnorattle's eyes are blue and tearing) Oh no! It's Anima! He's processing him!"
  • Dandy: "What's an Anima?"
  • Sandy: A depression feeding ghost created by the Villain League. He attacked us during a hurricane.
  • Anima: WHAT?!? How did you know it was me?
  • Sandy: Hello? The tears falling down Stephen's eyes, it's pretty obvious.
  • Anima: UHHHGH! Well, no matter. My cover's been blown, villains! Switch to Plan B!
  • Randy: Plan B?
  • Darkness Qui: (Destroys the wall, and she and the other villains appear) Hello there, rodent!
  • Sandy: Darkness Qui!
  • Darkness Qui: Sorry to be a party pooper here, but we've got some evil stuff to do! I'm gonna get all the villains in these UUniverses joining forces even if it kills me!
  • Hank: Howdy, Sandy!
  • Randy: Hey, aren't you that crazed frog guy that got expelled after mutating himself horrifically?
  • Sandy: You better believe it, bro! Hard to believe he tried to ask my hand in marriage once. EEEWW!
  • Pa: What do you want from our daughter?
  • Batula: Oh, we want more than your daughter, old man! We want REVENGE! (Uses sonar to put Dandy, Ma, Pa, Randy, and Sandy to sleep) Sweet dreams, partner! (Cackles)
  • Anima: (Still in Hypnorattle's body) Good work, Batula!
  • Darkness Qui: Now we just gotta grab the rat's family and ex-boyfriend, and blow this popsicle stand! (Gets shot from behind by laser) OWCH! What the hell?!? (Sees SpyBug)
  • Kowalski: (Talking to Qui in normal voice) Stay away from them, you fiends!
  • Skipper: Wait a minute, since when did you install more voices into the SpyBug?
  • Kowalski: Well, I collected DNA from the rest of us just in case.
  • Narcotic: It's the Lodger's pesky piece of junk again!
  • Batula: Let's crush it! (Fires high frequency sound at SpyBug, but SpyBug dodges)
  • Kowalski: HAH! You missed us, losers!
  • Anima: I'll handle this! (Blasts lasers out of Hypnorattle's mouth, but SpyBug repeatedly dodges the blasts)
  • Hypnorattle: (Fighting, gaining control, but in the process, is sobbing) GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU CRAZY SPIRIT! I WILL NEVER BE YOUR MIND PUPPET! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (Anima regains control)
  • Anima: NO! And you already said Get out ofmy head before! It's redundent and repetitive. Stay silent, snake! (Continues hacking lasers, and SpyBug continues dodging)
  • Rainbow Dash: This is not good.
  • White Rabbit: We've gotta get Anima out of Hypnorattle's body!
  • Kowalski: But how? I don't think there's a gadget on my SpyBug that'll do the trick!
  • Pinkie: (Walks up to control panel) Step aside, buddy, I'll handle this lickity-split! (Clears throat, and speaks in microphone in Kowalski's voice) Why did the dummy cross the road?
  • Anima: (Surprised) What? That doesn't sound like Brainiac's great grandson! Who is that?
  • Pinkie Pie: (In Kowalski's voice) Because someone accused him of being chicken!
  • Hypnorattle: (Scoffs and laughs) That's the best one I've heard yet! (Anima fades out of Hypnorattle's body)
  • Anima: AAHHHHHHHH!
  • Darkness Qui: ANIMA! Get back in his body!
  • Anima: (In translator) I can't! He's goofed up like a drunk hyena! It'll take me 10 minutes to reposess his body! Wait a minute! (Posesses Sandy's body, and gets up) There! That's much better!
  • Skipper: SWEET CHIPS AND DIP! He's posessed Sandy's body!
  • Pinkie Pie (on the controls with Kolwalski's voice): "DOI!"
  • Sandy laughed out load, and Anima was tossed out!
  • Anima: "Nuts!"
  • Celius: "That's it you blatsed little-"
  • Spy bug shouts a sonic screeh!
  • Villains: "AHHHHH!"
  • Sandy's family woke up.
  • Randy grabs the fruit punch.
  • Celius: "You have screeched your last-"
  • Randy dumps fruit punch on Celius!
  • Celius: "OH GROCK!"
  • poof!
  • Celius is an ash pile.
  • Anima: "FEEL THE STING OF ANIMA, MORTAL!"
  • Anima charges for Randy!
  • Sandy: LOOK OUT! (Pushes Randy away in time)
  • Anima: URRGH! Missed!
  • Darkness Qui: (Uses powers to grab Sandy's parents, Dandy, and Randy)
  • Sandy: NO!
  • Kowalski: They're kidnapping her family! Not on my watch! (Uses SpyBug to blast laser at Darkness Qui, causing her to drop the squirrels)
  • Darkness Qui: OUCH! Stupid contraption!
  • Sandy: Contraption? (SpyBug flies up to her)
  • Kowalski: (On SpyBug) Sandy, it's us! We're here to help you!
  • Sandy: I thought I told yall' I didn't need any help!
  • SpongeBob: (In own voice) Well, if we don't help now, your family will be toast! If it wasn't for us, you would've been in trouble with those bullies that vandalized the Principal's office.
  • Sandy: You saw that? I thought they made a mistake.
  • Twilight: (In SpongeBob's voice) Well, whatever the case, we aren't taking 'no' for an answer. We're helping, and you can't stop us!
  • Sandy: (Sighs) Fine! Let 'em have it, SpongeBob.
  • Twilight: 'SpongeBob'? No, no, no, no, no! It's me, Twilight. I'm just in SpongeBob's voice mode.
  • Sandy: Well, (Scoffs) That really makes you sound funny.
  • Darkness Qui: ENOUGH OF THIS!
  • Batula: I'll handle this, m'lady! (Randy hits him in the head with a chair) OWCH!
  • Anima: ANNNNIIIIMMMAAAAAAA! (Posesses Randy)
  • Randy: Oh, you have got to be kidding me...(Eyes start tearing)
  • Sandy: RANDY!
  • Pinkie Pie: Oh, boy! (Clears throat, and speaks in microphone in SpongeBob's voice) He who smelt it dealt it!
  • Randy: (Scoffs and laughs, kicking Anima out of his mind)
  • Hypnorattle: (Hypnotizes everyone with rattling) Alright, all squirrels get behind me! (Sandy, Randy, Dandy, Ma, and Pa get behind him) Sandy, the dragon lady had my pal Petey in a jar, and that mutant frog jerk has him in his pants!
  • Sandy: "Like a pocket?"
  • Hypnorattle: "Believe me, i wish he HAD pockets! I mean in his ACTUAL pants! I hope for Petey's sake, he's OUTSIDE of the underwear! Hank does wear underwear, right?"
  • Sandy: I think so. But trust me, I wish I didn't know. (Reaches into Hank's pants, and takes out Petey's jar, and releases him)
  • Petey: (Breathes in) Oh, thank you! I need fresh air! (Pants deeply)
  • Sandy: Thanks for saving our lives. I hate to admit it, but I owe you one.
  • Hypnorattle: Well, there's the understatement of the year. Anyway, I'm not finished here. (To Hypnotized villains) Get lost, chumps!
  • Hypnotized Villains: As you wish, master! (All villains use volleyball net as a slingshot, and shoot theirselves across the horizon, and CRASH)
  • Guy: MY CAR!
  • Anima: "You can't get rid of me so easily with hypnotisum! I-"
  • Sandy brings up a flashlight.
  • Anima screams a ghostly, monsterious wail as he forceability retreated!
  • Hypnorattle: They'll be back soon. Come with me, I know someplace we can hide.
  • Pa: Why the heck should we trust you?
  • Randy: Yeah, you tried to kill my sister years ago.
  • SpongeBob: (In own voice in microphone) It's okay, Randy. You can trust him. He's not that bad anymore.
  • Ma: Where did that come from?
  • SpongeBob: (In microphone) Over here! (Everyone sees the SpyBug) It's us, the Shell Lodge Squad. This little bug is our SpyBug which we use for surveillance. You're speaking to SpongeBob.
  • Dandy: Whoa. That's pretty cool.
  • Petey: (In love with the SpyBug) Hello there, gorgeous looking girl that sounds a lot like SpongeBob. I was wondering, would you like to go out some time?
  • SpongeBob: (In Lord Cobra's voice) BACK OFF, BUG! WE'RE TALKING!
  • Petey: HOLY CRUD! (Flies behind Hypnorattle)
  • Pa: Thanks for saving our daughter, SpongeBob. I'd hug you in person. Where are you exactly?
  • SpongeBob: We're in the Dragon Realms in the VG Universe. We're operating this thing so we can protect your daughter from the villains you crossed paths with. By the way, has anyone ever told you how beautiful your daughter is?
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB! ZIP IT!...Uh...how much of that did yall' hear?
  • Ma: Oh, we heard all of it, hun. We heard all of it.
  • Pa: Sandy, you never told us this 'SpongeBob' guy was in love with you.
  • Sandy: Well, I...(Laughs)...I figured it'd be too embarassing for me. (Laughs)
  • Petey: (Laughs hysterically) The squirrel's in love with the sponge! (Laughs)
  • Hypnorattle: PETEY! Don't push it! Let's just get out of here. The Villains will be back, and there's a huge probability that they'll be back with reinforcements. Just follow me. (Everyone leaves)

Chapter 7: Sandy's Plan

hideout.

  • Hypnorattle: "Here we are, one of my old slithering grounds."
  • Petey: "Man, I am learning alot about you."
  • Randy: "This place could a good dusting."
  • Dandy jumps when a rouch passes by!
  • Dandy: "And an exterminator!"
  • Cockroach: MAN, stop complainin' like a little wuss, yo'! I'm just a harmless lil' cockroach, man! You just like those motherfuckin' humans out there! They always stompin' us and tryin' their best to exterminate us! What did we ever do to those dicks, huh? They cuckoo in the head, man! We just lookin' for a place to have our freakin' babies! I was startin' to think they world would look up to us, man! But they still wussies! Wussies like YOU, man!
  • Dandy: (Whimpers in fear)
  • Sandy: HEY! Nobody calls my ex-boyfriend a wussie like that! Who do you think you are, tiny?
  • Cockroach: Girl, you ain't so tough! I could beat you with my arm tied behind my elytron, girl! You be dead in 5 seconds in a fight with me! Go ahead, furball! Gimme yer' best fuckin' sho--(Sandy stomps Cockroach)
  • Sandy: "MAN, that was annoying! Anyway, on our way here, the other lougers said they're gonna come here personally, but until then, we need to distract the villains long enough. we have to dispatch any form of reinforcements they may had made."
  • Dandy: "That's simple enough."
  • Radio: "URGENT NEWS! MUTANTS, BATS, THE DEAD, AND KILLER ATTACK ROBOTS HAVE INVADED TEXAS! CITISENS ARE ADVISED TO RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! How will will this effect your thanksgiving?"
  • Dandy: "On second thought, let's just stay here, the other lougers are capable, right?"
  • Radio: "We have also been getting reports that the former students and facalty have been held hostage by a Tarachula-Gilla monter-Squirl hybreed, aleadged to be one of the mutants created by the escaped criminals of Prison 42!"
  • Randy: "Aw man! We forget Princeapal Licking, Miss Sting, and everyone else!"
  • Dandy: "Did the Radio say, Tarachula-Gilla Monster-Squirl hybreed?"
  • Sandy: Oh, NO! PLEASE tell me they didn't! For the love of Pete, PLEASE tell me they didn't! I hope for the love of Davy Crockett they didn't just gene splice Hairy, Skins, and Greasy!
  • Hypnorattle: I believe they did. While I was with them, they learned about those guys, and Hank decided that they should splice them together.
  • Petey: Uh... I don't even know what that means.
  • Dandy: It means that they fused all three of their DNA together, and the result, an UGLY freak of nature! Ugly and SCARY! Does anybody know where my blankee is? I brought it with me on the trip.
  • Petey: Seriously, dude? That's messed up!
  • Sandy: Guys, focus! We gotta find a way to distract those villains long enough for the Shell Lodgers to get here. And it's also important I keep their SpyBug protected. (Picks up offline SpyBug) They'll need it just in case.
  • Pa: How're we gonna do it? Them villains are searchin' high n' low for us.
  • Sandy: "We have to be smart about it. I already devised a plan. This is something Me, Stephen, Petey, and Randy have to do. Dandy, I want you and Ma and Pa to stay here! I will never forgive myself if ya'll got in harm's way."
  • Dandy: "No problem! I am not much help against mutants, bats, zombies, killer robots, rampaging villains and gene-spliced abominations anyway."
  • Ma: "Be careful out there, Sandy."
  • Pa: "Rip them varmets a good one."
  • Petey: "What's the plan, Home squirl?"
  • Sandy: "Ok, First, we take an underground passage back to the school, and contain the Gene-spliced critter, and saved the prisoners! Then, we're gonna make a stand against the army to get the Villain's attention!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Then what?"
  • Sandy: "Then, we hope for the best."

shcool.

  • Princeipal Licking, Miss Sting, and all former students and facalty are dangling in a web.
  • Licking: "Boys, what has become of you?"
  • A Multi-legged, Gilla-Monster Squirl Tarachula approuched the prisoners.
  • The creature: "There is no boys you speak of. There is only: Hair-Grease-Kins!"
  • Miss Sting: Seriously, man? 'Hair-Grease-Kins'? That's messed up.
  • Licking: "Boys, that frog did something to you with that device! You need help! I have a cousin in a genetics lab that can help! You just need to let us go, and-"
  • Hair-Grease-Kins: (Roars at Licking)
  • Licking: Okay, I'll shut up, now.
  • Hair-Grease-Kins: That's what I thought.
  • Darkness Qui: Excellent! Our gene-spliced creature is a complete success. Once we're done with this, every last villain in these worlds will be under our control!
  • Hank: And I'm so glad I used my Mutagenic Gun to get us a couple of reinforcements. (Mutant zombies patrol the school groaning viciously)
  • Celsius: Uh, your grace? Aren't you worried?
  • Darkness Qui: About what?
  • Celsius: Well, those squirrels and that hypno-snake and his bug friend are gone, and...they might be planning to come back and beat the crap out of us.
  • Darkness Qui: With all these zombies all over the place? I don't think so. There's about 500 of them, and only 7 of them.
  • Narcotic: And just in case that fails, I have something that'll turn their organs inside out. (Takes out a weird-looking gun with tubes full of greenish-blue fluid) Ta-dah! I give you the Contageous Blaster. I built it last month. It fires blasts of highly infectious diseases of any type I choose. Right now, this gun is filled with an incredibly dangerous virus called Nanovirus infernus! It's an uncurable disease that causes so much yellow swelling that before you know it, will make you explode until all that's left is a massive puddle of pus.
  • Batula: EWWWW! That's just nasty!
  • Darkness Qui: Nevertheless, it's perfect.
  • Anima: "It's asensal we go forth and find them! We can't afford to still be here when the lougers come!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Your right, would all be for not if that happens. Everyone, to the ship! Hair-Grease-Kins, guard the prisoners."
  • Hair-Grease-Kins nods, growling.
  • the villains left.
  • Hair-Grease-Kins walks over to the snack area, and begins to eat!
  • Student Gopher: Okay, that is just sloppy business right there.

Outside School

  • Sandy: (She, Randy, Hypnorattle, and Petey sneak behind a wall) Okay, yall', we've got one shot at this. Who knows what'll happen if we fail?
  • Petey: Well, let me take a guess. Hmm...the UUniverses will be dominated by a whole villain empire, and eventually, they will succeed on releasing the Darkspawn, which might eventually lead to them becoming insane and crazy, and might actually mean THE END OF THE UUNIVERSES! AAHHHHH! AAAAHHHHH!
  • Hypnorattle: (Smacks Petey to wall, making him cartoonishly flat) Will you be QUIET?!? This place is crawling with zombies and other nasty beasts! (The gang look through window to see the hallways flooding with zombie mutants)
  • Randy: Now that's something you don't see every day.
  • Sandy: Oh, I've seen worse things than that. Trust me!

Flashback in Dragon Temple

  • Sandy: (Watching horror movie with SpongeBob) A HUMAN CENTIPEDE?!? Jumpin' jellybeans!
  • SpongeBob: Th-th-their mouths have been sown onto their...OHHHHHHHH! (Barfs) Wh-wh-what kind of crazed psychopath would...(Barfs for 10 seconds, and faints)
  • Sandy: Okay, that doctor has got to be the most psychopathic animal ever in movie history!

Present

  • Sandy: I couldn't wipe the expression off my face for 3 days.
  • Hypnorattle: "In every building, there is like an exposed exessable unguarded entreway, like, a window to the basement, or the bathroom window."
  • Petey: "This shcool has any of that, yo?"
  • Sandy: "The Gymnasium has windows! But if your talking about breaking in, we need to use the cafateara's window! Follow me!"

Cafetearia.

  • A lunch lady hippo hides as Mutant former student Squirls walk aimlessly and growl.
  • Mutant Squirl one: "Brains!"
  • Mutant Squirl 2: "Spleens!"
  • Mutant Squirl 3: "Butts!"
  • All mutant squirls look at Mutant Squirl 3.
  • Mutant Squirl 3: "I have problems, ok?"
  • the Lunch Lady Hippo quietly hyperventalates as the mutants resume walking aimlessly.
  • Lunch Lady Hippo: I served a lot of junk to mindless people before around here, but THIS IS REDICULOUS!
  • Mutant Gila Monster: (Walks up with a tray) I'll have some turkey, a roll, and some chocolate milk.
  • Sandy's group looks over in the window.
  • Sandy: "Lunch Lady Deloris is in trouble!"
  • Randy: "There's too many mutants! We need a stragity!"
  • Sandy: "I dealt with these kind of mutants before: slow and stupid, and normally would have a speech problem, but since they were created by a ray gun as suppose to worms, they talk normally but are still zombie-like. the Gymnasisum is not too far from the lunch room, but we have to clear the entry way."
  • Petey: "But we don't have any weapons, yo!"
  • Hypnorattle: We don't need any weapons, yo! Sandy, you said you always keep a rope in your arsenal. Maybe it can come in handy.
  • Sandy: You know what? I think you're right. (Uses rope to lasso chimney, and climb up to roof) Alright. How do I distract the mutants?...I've got it! (To Hypnorattle) Hey, Stephen? You got any meat on you?
  • Hypnorattle: Hold on! (Hacks up turkey leg) Here you go! (Throws Sandy the turkey leg)
  • Sandy: Eeew! (Ties turkey leg to rope, and dangles it down from ceiling)
  • Mutant Gopher: (Sniffs) I smell turkey! (Sees turkey leg dangling from rope)
  • Randy: (Looking through window) Like a moth to a flame!
  • Other mutants see the turkey, and began to fight over it!
  • Lunch Lady Doloris: Yuck!...Slobbery beasts! (Hypnorattle knocks on window behind her) Wha? (Hypnorattle signals her to get to the back door) Stephen? (Hypnorattle points at back door, and Doloris sees it) Oh, right! (Runs towards door)
  • Mutant Gopher 2: (Noticing LL Doloris escaping) HEY, SHE'S GETTING AWAY!
  • Mutant Armadillo: Not without feeding us, she won't! AFTER HER! (Mutants race after Doloris)
  • LL Doloris: (Makes it to door, and the mutants bump into the door) WHEW! That was a close'n! (Pants) I'm getting too old to be runnin' like this.
  • Hypnorattle: Ms. Doloris! Thank God you're safe!
  • LL Doloris: HEY, COILS OFF!
  • Hypnorattle: I just saved your life, and you still don't trust me?
  • LL Doloris: No way! Not after what you tried to do to Sandy.
  • Randy: Ms. Doloris, Stephen's changed. In fact, he, Petey, Sandy, and I are gonna save the school from those no-good villains.
  • Petey: Where is Sandy, anyway?
  • Sandy: I'm up here! (Drops down from roof, and lands on feet) Man, that was exausting. But we still need to distract the mutants again. We gotta lure 'em to one spot where they won't notice us coming. And I think I know just how to do it.

outside the door.

  • Mutants growl around as they walked away.
  • Mutant Gofpfer: "HEY! THE TURKEY LEG IS GETTING AWAY FROM US!"
  • Mutants roar as they chased after the turkey leg!
  • Mutant Squirl: "IT'S MINE!"
  • Mutant Gilla Monster: "NO! MINE!"
  • Mutants repeatingly shout mine until they slam into a meat locker!
  • Mutant Tortoise: (Sees meat everywhere, along with the other mutants) Meat!
  • All Mutants: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT! (They all begin feasting)
  • Sandy: Now's our chance! Go, go, go, go! (Randy opens window, and Sandy and the others run to the gymnasium entrance)

Gymnasium

  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: (Spins a web covering the entire gymnasium, and cackles) The perfect security system. (Strums webline, and it vibrates the entire web) HAH! With this, no one will be able to get through without being noticed.
  • Miss Sting: You'll never get away with this!
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: (Cackles) I've got 5 good reasons for YOU to shut up! (Shoots web at Miss Sting 5 times) 1-2-3-4-5!
  • Miss Sting: (Mouth, eyes, legs, claws, and stinger are tightened with webbing) MMMPPPH! MMPPPH!
  • Licking: (Laughs at Miss Sting) Now THAT'S funny! (Laughs until Hair-Greasy-Kins shoots web on Licking's mouth) MMMPPPPH! MMMMPH! MMMMPH!
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: Now where was I? Oh, yes! (Climbs up web, and disappears)
  • Randy: (Takes a peek at gymnasium, seeing a gigantic web covering it entirely) Uh, guys? You might wanna take a gander at this. (Others see giant web)
  • Sandy: TARNATION! The spliced monster's more clever than we thought!
  • Hypnorattle: Aw, shoot! With that giant web, rescuing Licking and the others will be impossible.
  • Petey: So what'll we do, yo?
  • Cockroach: (Already handicapped) I say you go fuck yourselves, man! Go home to yo' mamas, man! WAAAAH, what wieners you are! You suck so hard, man! You cowards are nothing more than a bunch of--(Sandy stomps on him again)
  • Sandy: Man, I hate that varmit!
  • Randy: We gotta get to those hostages without tripping one of those weblines. But how?
  • Hypnorattle: Relax, one of us is small enough to do the job. Right, Petey?
  • Petey: You sayin' I have to do it? Aw, c'mon!
  • Hypnorattle: Petey, you're the only one who can pull this off without a scratch. It will be impossible with our sizes, even for our superior skills.
  • Sandy: Yeah.
  • Petey: Alright, FINE! I'll do it! But once I make it, how do I get the hostages out of the web? I've got the strength of an ant, so that's weak compared to you guys.
  • Sandy: Oh, that's easy. It's a little known fact that insects eat by barfing on their food, letting the barf digest the food, then drink the barf back up.
  • Hypnorattle: Okay, gross!
  • Petey: Barfing? You're kidding, right?
  • Sandy: It's the only way.
  • Petey: Alright, alright! Here I go, then! (Gulps, then flies through web grid) Okay, Petey, whatever you do, don't panic. Just...find your happy place. (Continues flying through web grid) Whew! Man, this gymnasium is loooooong! (Finally reaches hostage web) Alright, here we are.
  • Licking: (Notices Petey) MMPPH! MMMPPH! MMPH!
  • Petey: Hold on, there, Principal Licking, I ain't here to mess with you. (Tries pulling off webbing on Licking's mouth, but can't do it) Damn, this web is tight! Alright, I'll have to go with plan B. Sorry about this, Principal Licking, but...(Barfs onto web while the scene is censored)
  • Licking: MMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPH! (Petey continues barfing while it continues being censored)
  • Petey: Alright, it's off! (Uncensored) Are you okay, Mr. Licking?
  • Licking: Am I okay?!? NO, I'M NOT OKAY! YOU BARFED ON MY MOUTH!--
  • Petey: SSSSSSSSHHHHH! Quiet! I'm just here to get you out of this, yo'! Now just stay calm! (Frees Miss Sting's eyes...)
  • Miss Sting: MMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMPPPPPPPHH! (..., mouth, stinger, legs, and claws with barf) ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?
  • Petey: QUIET! You'll alert the monster! (Flies up to weblines attaching the web to the wall) Alright, here it goes. I'm gonna get yall' outta there in a jiffy. Just hang on. (Censored, and Petey barfs on webline connections, freeing the hostages) HAHAH! I did it, yo'! (Dubbed as Max the Cat, singing) Hey, pokey, you chokey, you really failed your dukey, you never gonna touch my little itty-bitty-kabootie! (Suddenly gets himself stuck in a webline) AAHHHH!
  • Randy: (Dubbed as Skipper) He's blown his own cover!
  • Petey: I'M STUCK! (Struggles, vibrating the web, and a roar can be heard) Oh, shit!
  • Hair-Grease-Kins: (Lands right near Petey, dubbed as Officer X) Hello, Petey!
  • Hypnorattle: NOOOO!!! (Slithers toward Hair-Greasy-Kins, but Hair-Greasy-Kins traps him by wrapping him in a web cocoon)
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: (Cackles)
  • Randy: We're DEAD! We're DEAD! We did it, but WE'RE DEAD!
  • Sandy: Dag nabbit, Randy, pull yourself together! We gotta get to those hostages!
  • Hair-Grease-Kins: "Did you actselly think you can out smart me, bug? I'm part of the animal that eats punks like you for lunch!"
  • Petey: "Wait, your part tarachula, they ain't suppose to make web! I thought they were the kind of spider that can't make a web!"
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: EVERY spider can make a web, you moron! Hello? Spider silk is an important use of spiders worldwide! And hell, even tarantulas can use spider silik!
  • Petey: Geez, you don't have to be a dick about it, yo'!
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: (Sighs) Whatever!
  • Sandy: Alright, I ain't just gonna stand here, I'm gonna end this right now! (Swings across web grid with great agility, and manages to reach Hair-Greasy-Kins by jumping onto his back)
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: HEY! Get off me, you furball! (Throws Sandy off his back, slams her in front of him, and traps her to the floor with web)
  • Sandy: (Cannot break free of web)
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: Don't bother trying to break free, you pesky rat! Even for your superior strength, that web is way too adhesive! You're stuck here!
  • Sandy: When I get my hands on you, I'll--(Hair-Greasy-Kins shoots web over mouth and eyes) MMPPPH! MMPPH! MMMMPPH!
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: (Spins web covering Randy's entrance) All my problems taken care of! Now, it's chow time! (Cackles as he is about to eat Petey)
  • BOOM!
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: What the--? (The rest of the Lodge appears from the hole in the wall)
  • Banzai: The only thing you'll be chowing down on is OUR FISTS!
  • SpongeBob: (Wearing a water-helmet) Now let go of my girlfriend, or- (Covers mouth as another record scracth is heard) Oh, barnicles, did I just say that?
  • Hair-Greasy-Kins: Sorry, water-sucker, but your 'girlfriend' and her furball family are gonna be turned into mutants like the rest of us around here! And you all are gonna be next!
  • Patrick: (Also wearing a water-helmet) Oh, yeah? You and what army? (Mutants appear behind Hair-Greasy-Kins) Darn! I gotta stop saying these Karma-triggering words!
  • Kolwalski: "I got something for this Situation!"
  • Kolwakis presses a button that fires a ray that hits Hair-Grease-Kins that turns back to Hairy, Greasy, and Skins.
  • the trio slamed head first into the web!
  • Greasy: "AW MAN! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!"
  • Skins: "I don't know, but it looks like it was one heck of a party, huh?"
  • Hairy: Oh, whatever! At least I still have webs! (Shoots web at Skipper, but Skipper dodges it in slow motion, and manages to trap Hairy, Greasy and Skins by tieing them up with a webline) Aw, darn it! The sad irony is, spiders aren't supposed to get caught in their own web!
  • Skipper: That's another bunch of bad guys down for the count. Looks like it's Prison 42 for you losers!
  • Principal Licking: (Freed from webs by Shenzi) I don't think so, penguin. These boys aren't meant for such a prison. They were victims from corruption and a gene splice. They should be placed in the jail in our world.
  • Skipper: You make a good point. Then we should just leave 'em here for the local authorities.
  • Twilight: Okay, getting the others out shouldn't be too hard. (Uses magic to free Hypnorattle, Petey, and Sandy)
  • Sandy: Uhhgh! Thanks, guys!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy! (Hugs Sandy) Thank goodness you're okay!
  • Sandy: Of course I'm okay, SpongeBob. Why wouldn't I be?
  • Randy: (Inside web blockage) HEY! SANDY? WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? I THINK THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE!
  • Twilight: Oops! (Chuckles) I must've missed that. (Uses magic to take down web)
  • Randy: WHOA! (Sees Twilight) Holy shoot!...Well, hello there, gorgeous!
  • Twilight: Uh...are you talking to me?
  • Randy: You bet yer' britches I am! You free on Saturday night?
  • Twilight: Sandy? I think your brother's in love with me.
  • Sandy laughs softly.
  • Sandy: "Randy? I didn't know you became a brony."
  • Greasy: "Sandy's bro is a brony? Dude, how more gay can you get!"
  • Skins: "HA-HA! You like stupid little colored horses, huh?"
  • Hairy: "Pony-fag! Your gay for liking ponies!"
  • Greasy, Hairy, and Skins laughed!
  • Sandy: Someone shut them up! (Penguins slap them)
  • Twilight: Okay, seriously, Randy, I'm not available.
  • Randy: Eh, that's okay, we should hook up anyway. So, who are the other Lodgers?
  • Applejack: Oh, buddy, we ain't Lodgers. We're what you call 'allies'.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Randy.
  • Randy: Oh, you must be SpongeBob. Pleased to meet'cha.
  • Hypnorattle: Guys? Need I remind yall' that those villains are still out there waiting for us right now?
  • Kaa: Stephen's right.
  • Patrick: Oh, I thought he was a rattlesnake.
  • Sandy: Well, we'd best find a way to capture them.
  • SpongeBob: Hold on, guys! I have an idea! How about we sneak onto their ship, then sabotage the controls. And once we find some cover when the ship goes down, then we can arrest all the villains and put them in Prison 42! (Suddenly, a loud sonic wave shatters SpongeBob's water helmet) WHAT THE--? (The other villains appear behind them)
  • Darkness Qui: Now that's a great idea! But oooooohhhhhhhh, too soon? (Batula shatters Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs' water helmets as well) All too easy!
  • SpongeBob: (Drying up) WAAAAATTTTEEEEERRR! NEEEEEDD WAAATTTTEEEEER! (Gasps)
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB! (Darkness Qui traps the others into a floating force field)
  • Darkness Qui: (Cackles)
  • Cynder: QUI, STOP!
  • Darkness Qui: YOU AGAIN?!?
  • Twilight: Don't worry guys, I've got it covered! (Teleports out of field, but force field's energy grabs a hold of her, dragging her back into the force field) Okay, that didn't work.
  • SpongeBob: WAAAAATTTEEEEEEERRRRRR!
  • Patrick: THERE'S NO WATER OUT HERE! (Gasps)
  • Darkness Qui: Soon your leaders will be dead, and the villains will reign supreme! (Ma and Pa sneak up behind the villains) The Villains Act will be re-founded, and there's nothing you can do about it!
  • Sandy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • SpongeBob: NEEEED...WAAATTEEEERRR! (Gasps)
  • Patrick: CAN'T...BREATHE!...(Coughs)
  • Mr. Krabs: SO...DRY!!
  • Sqidward: "Is this how my life ends (gasps) before my dreams are realised?
  • Dandy appears and dumps buckets of water on Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, our deaths are slowed down at least."
  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT?! Anima, consider the cowardly squirl your meal!"
  • Anima: Right! (Charges after Dandy, who screams like a girl.)
  • Suddenly, Ma and Pa smack Darkness Qui and Batula in the back, and they fall to the ground.
  • Ma: Take that, you fiendish varmits!
  • Narcotic: (Points infection gun at Ma's back) Don't move!
  • Pa: CHARLA!
  • Narcotic: YOU! Don't move a muscle, or this lady gets the Nanovirus treatment!
  • Sandy: Shoot! They're pinned down!
  • Dandy: Sandy? A little help here? (Anima has him cornered with duplicates of himself)
  • Sandy: Hold on, Dandy, I'm--(Celsius grabs her)
  • Celsius: Don't move, or I'll burn you alive, rodent!
  • SpongeBob: I need water again! This place is too hot foOOOORRR UUSSSSS! (Dries up)
  • Dandy: HEEEELLLLLP!
  • Hypnorattle: (Rattles, and all villains are hypnotized) HAH! All too easy! (Anima posesses him) AAHHH! (Villains are unhypnotized)
  • Sandy: Dandy! Are you alright?
  • Dandy: I'm fine. But...I'm scared! (Hides under table)
  • Hank: (Points mutating gun at Sandy) Get up! (Sandy gets up slowly, while putting her hands in the air)
  • Randy: HEY! (Smacks mutating gun out of Hank's hand) DON'T YOU TOUCH MY SISTER! (Hank punches Randy in the face, and Randy falls headfirst into a punch bowl)
  • Hank: Take THAT, furball!
  • Sandy: HEY! (Grabs Hank) NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY BROTHER! (Sandy and Hank fight, until Hank grabs her by the arm, and pulls her into a wall, where she falls to the floor, then Hank points mutating gun at her again)
  • Hank: I don't want to hurt you, Sandy! But I ain't gonna let'cha stand in my way!
  • SpongeBob: WAAATTEEEERRR!
  • Donkey: WHAT'LL WE DO?!? SPONGEBOB'S GONNA DIE!
  • Shrek: Not to mention Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs.
  • Gloria: ALEX, DO SOMETHING!
  • Alex: Alright, alright! (Sees human watercooler (Which, in the SpongeBob world, is very large), and pants deeply, then runs straight for it, and jumps in slow motion, and makes it) You're goin' down, Prison 42 Villain team! (Opens watercooler, and the whole room floods with water, spreading the Lodgers, ponies, Villains, and squirrels all over the place until the water leaks out of a door)
  • Pa: WHOA, YEAH! (Punches Baloo's shoulder) YEAH! WHO'S UP FOR ROUND TWO?...
  • Ma: Manny, would you please stop that?
  • Sandy: Good thinking there with the water tower, Alex! I really needed one of those.
  • Alex: THAT was a water tower? It looked more like a giant watercooler.
  • Sandy: Well, since we're small compared to the humans in our world, it doesn't hurt to use their machinery as houses like they do in Bikini Bottom.
  • Puss n' Boots: (Shakes, and fur fluffs up) How humiliating!
  • Darkness Qui: "You still have not defeated us!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, Celius is oviviously out of comission."
  • Celius (as an ash pile): "GROCK!"
  • Narcotic: "But the rest of us are fine."
  • Anima (in Hypnorattle's body): "Now, I am going to hypnotise the peacock into killing the square one, then Scraper's desentents, then the rest of you, then I'll have him kill himself, and the louge is forever destro-"
  • Pinkie Pie: 'Doi'! (Hypnorattle laughs Anima out of him)
  • Anima: NOOOOOO! (Skipper sucks up Anima into vaccum) CRAP NUGGETS!
  • Darkness Qui: (Lodgers and allies jump onto the other villains, restraining them) I DOUBLE THAT STATEMENT
  • SpongeBob: You're out of comission again, Darkness Qui! And...(Dries up) I NEED WATER!
  • Icky: "Someone get him another helmet."

Epilogue

Later

  • Pa: (The villains are being sent to Prison 42) I want to thank you for saving our daughter, SpongeBob.
  • Ma: How can we repay you?
  • SpongeBob: (With another water helmet) It's no trouble, Mr. and Ms. Cheeks. Besides, she means everything to me.
  • Randy: Yeah, we already know about that. And since you're her new 'boyfriend' (Walks up to SpongeBob) You'd best treat her right, or we're gonna have a serious problem! Got it?
  • SpongeBob: Uh...sure thing.
  • Dandy: We're really gonna miss you guys.
  • Spongebob (quietly): "I hope this Dandy guy doesn't make any returns."
  • Icky: "Well, i am just glad we stopped Qui from pulling another "Villain's act" sceme again."
  • Cynder: "But I don't think it'll be the last of her. Qui is clearly someone who won't be easily deterred."
  • Lord Shen: "Nor are we, Cynder my dear."
  • Icky: "Yeah, let's head back to the temple before something else happens."
  • Randy: TWILIGHT, MY DEAR!
  • Twilight: Oh, crud, not again! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (Teleports everyone into the van where they take off)
  • Randy: Dang it! Eh, doesn't matter. I'll find her again someday.
  • Dandy: Yeah, right!
  • Pa: I'm so proud of our little girl.
  • Ma: So am I. Now, c'mon, everyone, let's go home. (Ma, Pa, Randy, and Dandy leave)
  • Licking: (Arrives with Miss Sting) Did we miss anything? (Finds everybody gone)
  • Miss Sting: I'm sure we missed all of it, Mr. Licking.
  • Licking: Dag nabbit!

Dragon Temple

  • Ignitus: Thank goodness you're safe, Sandy.
  • Sandy: I'm glad I'm safe, too, Ignitus. Although I'm sure I'll be stuck on kitchen duty for a week, now, huh?
  • Ignitus: I'm afraid so. But don't worry, this time, it'll be 3 days. You may not have been able to stop the villains all by yourself, but you did make it up by teaming up with your brother and Hypnorattle.
  • Sandy: Speaking of Hypnorattle, where is he? Is he at Prison 42?
  • Ignitus: Actually, not yet. Kaa wanted him and Petey to stay with us for a while before going back to Prison 42.
  • SpongeBob: That's alright for you, isn't it, Sandy? Getting only 3 days of kitchen duty?
  • Sandy: Eh, I'm use to it. Next time, I'll make sure to bring some backup when I go back to Texas if another situation like that happens again. Thanks for watching out for me, SpongeBob. (Kisses him on the cheek)
  • SpongeBob: (Smiles) It-it was nothing. (Sandy and Ignitus leave) Ohhhh! I'm never washing this cheek again!

10 days later.

  • Spongebob's cheek was dirty.
  • Lord Shen: "Square one, don't you think it's about time you wash that cheek?"
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, I think never washing this cheek again thing has woren it's mark."
  • Icky: "Your gonna need a hose for that thing."
  • Sandy (with a hose): "WAY ahead of y'all!"
  • Spongebob: "Uh-oh." (Everything goes black as SpongeBob is sprayed)

THE END

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