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The Beofynzeny System is in danger once again. Kroge has been showing signs of being evil once again, and it's discovered that his old split personality that attempted to turn him evil is threatening to kill the both of them unless he becomes evil again and rejoins his Ezzoyan Bandit roots, leaving him no choice but to be evil again, and go on a rampage leading Ezzoyan Bandits on a rampage across the system. Thus, the Vault Seekers, their allies, the Heroes Act, and Shell Lodgers must discover why this is happening as the evil personality was thought to have been destroyed years ago. Thus, they investigate patterns that lead them to the territory of bandits like Jodell and Hodell Cobb, two feuding brothers who knew him as he was born in one of their hated Ezzoyan Bandit Camps, and Mad Man Mayhem, a porcine roadhog who kills anyone who trespasses within Krooger Roadlands in his stolen former-legend racecar, the Phaseforce HQ after saving them from Baron Farseam, a visit to Juncture Rove with Madam Xoxo, going to the 'World's Largest Bullet' to confront Spaz-Attack and his newfound Ezzoy Wrangler friends, and finally, go to a prison called the Shorshank Prison, which used to belong to the Phaseforce until an immoral officer arrested Mr. Shorshank as a baby for committing a crime even if he was too young to take responsibility. Though the officer was fired, Shorshank went insane in revenge, ravaged the entire prison, found his parents replaced him with a clone, and returned to the prison and turned it into his cruel fortress of cruelty, ruin, and despair, as he was hired by people like Jaxtom to contain POWs, where he tortures them, especially with his ultimate torture device, the 'Damnator' which is an all-knowing telepathic virtual chamber that he uses for people who insult and degrade him, torturing them in infinite ways, while the former inmates, including his best Bane-like jetpack using Weollan friend Kaz, are his army and force his POWs into slavery through laser nine-tail whips, and those who step out of line are sent to the Damnator. He is even an ex-husband of Xoxo, but when she threatened to turn him in for his crimes and discovered he tortured their child into a permanent mental wreck, she stabbed him through the head, as the knife is still on him today. The heroes discover that Kroge used to be one of his prisoners and was the only one to ever escape his grasp, but not before Shorshank found a way to control him. Thus, recently, Jaxtom contacted him and paid him to use Kroge to kill his own friends by restoring his evil personality. Thus, the heroes must sneak into the prison, and stop Shorshank before Kroge becomes permanently taken by his evil personality.

Material

Songs/Music/Videos

(Krooger Roadlands Music)

Exploring the Overlook - Borderlands music01:37

Exploring the Overlook - Borderlands music

Scenes

Evil Kroge Returns

Confronting Jodell and Hodell

Canyon.

  • The heroes were seen walking about their business.
  • An AUU Chicken Creature that looks like Foghorn appears from a hideaway and aims to activate a bomb to trap the heroes into the canyon, as he was unwiring the wires, be bumped into another like-wise creature. The two turned angerly.
  • First 1: "........ Hodell."
  • Second one (Hodell): "Jode."
  • Jodell: "Now, yonder less smarter brother, I know we don't get along, but Shorshank wants me to be able to snag them varments!"
  • Hodell: "You?! No way! I'ms gonna be doing the snaggles around here!"
  • The two bridbrains began to fight over the AUU-Eqsed Bomb Plunger as in a tense tug a war, they broke it and rendered the boom maker useless!
  • Jodell: "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID?!"
  • Hodell: "IT WAS YOUR FAULT?!"
  • Jodell: "MY FAULT?!"
  • The two started arguing as it was heard by the heroes.
  • Rollond: "...... Well.... At least we don't have to move far."

Later.

  • The duo are tied to a tree.
  • Small Sauce: "All right, flicken feed! You two likely know something about our friend going nuts!"
  • Hodell: "Well it certainly ain't by Shorshank if you curious-"
  • Jodell: "DON'T SAY IT?!"
  • Hodell: "Aren't I allowed to deny something?!"
  • The heroes stared with blank faces.
  • Icky: "..... Merlin, poof these dumbasses to a new prison home."

Mad Man Mayhem's Bomb/Dealing With Mad Man Mayhem

  • Lord Shen: (They entered the racecar-ified van)... Alright! We got all we need from Zaffron.
  • Rita: And not a moment too soon.
  • Bilge: (Smells something)... Do you smell gun powder?
  • (???): YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Icky: AAAHHH, RANDY SAVAGE IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE WITH HIS EXPLOSIVE SLIM-JIMS!!!
  • (???): I DON'T KNOW WHAT OR WHO THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT, BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF HIS NAME?! Anyway, your times polluting the criminal wastes of our system home is over! You've done enough to us, and we ain't gonna allow ya' to take it all the way up to Shorshank! He and I are good friends..... Though he did screw with my sister once- BLBLBLBLBLBLBL, BESIDES THE POINT?! I have a favor I'd love to offer back! We rigged the silly van of yours with explosives. You try and slow down, you van will explode, along with YOUR BIG HAIRY ARSES!!! (Beeping was heard)
  • Ierlith:... Aw, goddamn it, Maddy!
  • Rollond: FLOOR IT!!! (They did so as the bomb powered down a bit)
  • Icky: WHAT THE HELL?!? WHO THE HELL JUST WENT ALL SPEED ON US?!?
  • Taya: They call him Mad Man Mayhem! The most badass roadvog in the Krooger Roadlands! He has this nasty hapit of killing anyone who ventures into his territory. And given your rep around here..... Honestly, I'd be surprised if he DIDN'T tried to go after us.
  • Mr. Dodo: Oh, bother, I'm getting too old for this kind of driving!
  • Bilge: JUST KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE MEDAL!!!
  • Small Sauce: Well, we're f****d! Who wants to drown out the boom with some booze?
  • March Hare: ARE YOU MORE INSANE THAN US?!? WE CAN'T JUST DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY!!!
  • Small Sauce: Well, we still got PLENTY to drink from all the panic! But maybe if you ask nicely, I can deactivate the bomb!
  • Kowalski: Well, then, do it!
  • Small Sauce: THAT'S asking nice to you bozos?
  • Kowalski: I mean, um, that'd be... Great... From uh...
  • Small Sauce: Nicer!
  • Sparx: WILL YOU DO IT ALREADY, YA' LITTLE BRAT?!?
  • Small Sauce: Oh now your getting colding colder.
  • Gazelle: "Guys, guys, let me handle this..... Por Pavor, can you disarm the bombs?"
  • Small Sauce: "See, see, she gets it."
  • Sparx: I can't believe you actselly behaive like this- (She was gone)... (Shrugs) Sometimes she scares me more than the OTHER threats out there!
  • Gager: Uh, Saucea, won't the bomb be in the engine?
  • Small Sauce: I'VE FOUND WAYS AROUND IT, WOMAN, DON'T RUSH ME!!!
  • Thief: ("You know what, f*** it! If we're all gonna die, I'd rather not feel a thing!") (He chugged the booze)
  • Djon: Oh, to hell with this! If we're all gonna die, I'd rather get pissed! (He did so as well)
  • (Small Sauce): FOUND IT! THERE'S A QUEUE HERE, AND THESE DREADED WIRES ARE EVERYWHERE!! GET OUTTA MY WAAAAAAYYY!!
  • Skipper: I can't believe we're trusting a child psychopath with disarming a bomb!
  • (Small Sauce): I HEARD THAT, BIRDBRAIN!!! YOU LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW!!!

Internals

  • Small Sauce: (Digging through the wires) I swear to God! (She found a vodka bottle) Huh? A bottle with wires?
  • (Icky): Is that a bottle of Vodka? If so, come on, I was expecting something better than-
  • Small Sauce: Oh, it ain't no vodka, ya Ickalicious poultry dish! It's Volashine, one of the most volatile alcoholic beverages in our UUniverses! And it's sure as hell is wired to blow!
  • Silence.....
  • Small Sauce: "...... Guys?"

Back to where the heroes where.

  • Everyone but the level headed lougers and Gazelle: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Everyone started to freak out in humorious ways as the bandits still gave chase!
  • Mad Man Mayhem: Gimme some roadkill, boys! I bet the brakks out here are hungry! (They chuckled comically as they drove after them)
  • Thief: ("And they always said alcohol could kill you!")
  • Icky: And they always said alcohol could kill you!
  • (Small Sauce): HEY, EVERYONE, COOL YOUR CROTCH HAIRS.... IF YOU WERE TO HAVE THEM?! I GOT THIS!!! I JUST GOTTA PULL OUT A WIRE!!! The problem is, there's a LOT of them that look important. If ah don't do this right, we're gonna blow up like awesome FIREWORRRKS!!!
  • Patrick: "THEN GRAB A HAMMER AND BREAK IT?!"
  • (Small Sauce): "Really? Not really sure you might want that. That could end up killing us anyway."
  • Xandy: THEN DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT- (A tremor was heard)... What was that?
  • Spyro: Looks like we got company. (The Bandits started firing!)
  • (Small Sauce): HOLD EM OFF, THEN! I'MA GETTIN TO SOME KICKING!
  • Pleakly: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?
  • (Small Sauce): "..... Kinda not sure myself."
  • Mantis: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- (Gets in the terminal, finds Small Sauce, presses a de-attached button, drags it, gets out, finds a window and looks at the direction of the thugs!) HEY JACKASSES?! YOU LEFT SOMETHING?! (TOSSES IT?!)"
  • A stupid member grabs the bottle!
  • Stupid Member: "Hey, thanks!"
  • The Van speeds off into the distence!
  • Stupid Member: "Hey Mr. Deadfall, those heroes were nice enough to give something of ours back! Ain't that sweet!"
  • The Gang gasped!
  • MMM: "........ Awwwwwwww, Shit."

The Heroes' Location.

  • The Van was speeding fast as the area where the crooks were as a large mushroom cloud was seen!
  • Icky: "..... And, those guys are suppose to be a threat, why?"

Back to MMM's gang's location.

  • MMM and his entire gang are seen cartoonishly singed as they have survived.
  • Stupid Member: "...... Duuuuuh, wow, that bottle had some kick!"
  • MMM: "...... DAMN IT, STU PI'D DUMAS, THAT'S, THE 669TH TIME YOU STUPIDLY GRABBED THE DE-ATTACTHED BOMB?! AND THAT WAS MY LAST BOOM WHISKEY TOO!?"
  • Stu: "Sorry."
  • MMM: "SORRY?! SORRY, AIN'T GONNA KEEP SHORSHANK FROM WANTING TO KICK OUR ASSES?!"
  • Skinny Member: "Why don't we just LIE about killing the heroes?"
  • MMM: "....... GREAT IDEAR?! LYING ALWAYS WORKS?! Alright boys, time to build us a convicing story!"
  • The gang began complicating.
  • MMM: (He slapped them all) BUT AS A LAST RESORT?! I didn't say we should ditch going after them YET?! They were just, lucky at best!
  • Wiseass Member: "SURRRRE they were."
  • MMM: COME ON, BOYS! IT'S TIME WE DEALT WITH THIS PERSONALLY! GET OUT... THE SPEEDBREAKER!

Krooger Roadlands

  • Small Sauce: (They stopped) Well, at least the bomb's no longer a problem. Though I could've just de-attacthed the thing myself.
  • Mantis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING PAIHENT WITH YOUR CRAZINESS?!"
  • Rollond: "Hey, lay off on her! She may be insane, but she's like a daughter to me. Let's just be glad we got out of Mayhem's sight.... Assuming The Speedbreaker doesn't get involved."
  • Icky: "Well at least we don't have to- Wait, Boyhowdy?! SPEEDBREAKER?!"
  • Rollond: "Yeah, Mayhem typically likes to bring out the Speedbreaker for the, tougher targets."
  • Lord Shen: "......... WHY THE DEVIL DIDN'T YOU WARNED US ABOUT THAT?!"
  • Rollond: "Well, Mayhem isn't usually much for hindsight or intelligence, so the Speedbreaker doesn't ALWAYS get involved."
  • Lord Shen: "HIM BEING AN IDIOT DOESN'T MAKE HIM LESS OF A VIOLENT IDIOT?! Also, WE ARE PRETTY MUCH HEROES THAT DEFEATED A MIS-INTENTIONED DYSTOPIAN CORPERATE RULE OF A VERY EMBITTERED APE?! EVEN IF HE'S AS STUPID AS YOU SUGGESTED, HE'S BOUND TO CONSIDER THAT?!"
  • Rollond: "Well maybe we'll get lucky and he doesn't considered it."
  • ???: TIME TO BE FLATTENED, YA MOPPETS!!! (A giant vehicle similar to Borderlands Mad Mel's vehicle, only with more techy badass features was seen blocking their path) THIS IS MY TURF, ASSHOLES!!
  • Rollond: ".... Just our luck. He considered it."
  • Small Sauce: Ugh! I always thought the Speedbreaker was a badass vehicle even AFTER it was turned from a legendary racing machine into a bandit monster truck/cruiser hybrid!
  • Lord Shen: Legendary racing machine? That doesn't sound good.
  • Bilge: Long story there.
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well, then in that case, SET SAIL TO OUTOFHEREVILLE?!"
  • The Van began to speed off into the distence!
  • MMM: YEAH!! (Cackles) You'd better RUN!!! (They chased them and fired with all the weapons they had) YOU'RE ROADKILL!! ROADKILL, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?
  • Icky: Jesus, with driving skills like that, I bet you've never lost a game of Crazy Taxi!
  • Zemo: (;-() Though I don't know that game, the name seems self-explanatory, so yeah, he definitely doesn't.
  • MMM: I'LL SHOW YOU A CRAZY TAXI, YOU MOPPETS!!! (He fired more as they dodged through the hazardous lands, including the dilapidated bridge highways, rocks, many Ezzoy Wranglers riding Skrags, and the many giant land mines, one of them exploding and allowing the heroes to escape in the smoke)
  • Tigress: Where is he? (The Speedbreaker jumped from a rocky ramp)
  • Axon: ASK A STUPID QUESTION, GET A STUPID ANSWER?! HE'S ON OUR SIX?! (They fired)
  • Rollond: YEAH, I SEE HIM!
  • Jettle: WELL, SEE HIM FASTER!!! (They continued firing as the hull of the Speedbreaker was too strong for such) Alright! Switching to the Beam Cannon! (He fired it it caused a gunner to panic and jumped out and sent flying!)
  • Gunner #1: WHY DID I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEEEEEAAAAaaaaaaa- (Fades as he crashed into an AUU catus patch.)..... Ow.
  • MMM: YOU SON OF A BITCH?! THAT WAS MY FRIEND, YOU TURD-LICKER!!! (He continued firing and managed to blow out one of the tires) HEY, LODGEBITES! YOU'RE A LITTLE LOW ON AIR!
  • Icky: AND YOU'RE FULL OF S***!
  • MMM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (The van managed to hold for a while before it began to go into a slowed down slog)... GOT'CHA!
  • Computerised voice: "Spare tire funtion activate. (The Van began changing into spare, much more durable tires). Spare Tire Exchange Complete."
  • MMM: "(Solid Snake Surprise Sound) WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! HEY, THAT'S CHEATING?! CHEATER CHEATER, CRATER EAT-"
  • The Van speed off!
  • MMM: "...... Er."
  • Wiseass Member: "Ya seriously didn't consider that they would have a SPARE TIRE FUNTION?!"
  • MMM: "HEY SHUT UP, I WAS TESTING THEM?! NOW I'M GONNA BE SERIOUS?!"
  • MMM pressed the speed into Speedbreaker more as it charged after the speeding van!
  • The Speedbreaker continued to chased after the Van!
  • MMM: "YA MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT MORE THEN ONCE?! WELL THIS TIME, THERE'S GONNA BE NO 3RD TIME?!"
  • A Tunnel just perfect for the van to go through but not big enough for Speedbreaker was on the horizon.
  • Cowerdly Member: "Uhhhh...... Deadfall?"
  • MMM: "SHUT UP, I'M CONSINTRAITING?!"
  • Cowerdly Member: "Deadfall?!"
  • MMM: "I SAID SHUT UP?!"
  • Wiseass Member: "BOSS?!"
  • MMM: "WHAT IS IT?!"
  • The Gang all point to an emprouching tunnel as MMM's eyes went bug-eyed!
  • MMM: "AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • The Van goes through the tunnel as Speedbreaker comically crashes into the tunnel!
  • Cynical Member: "...... In hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to make the Speedbreaker AN OVER-SIZED HUNK OF METAL?!"
  • The Speedbreaker comically fell apart as the members were seen as they fell down on their butts!
  • MMM: "....... Boys...... WE BETTER GET TO WORK ON THAT LIE NOW?!"
  • The Gang started to figure out and compose a believeable lie!

A painful meeting with Shorshank to be added in the episode later.

  • MMM: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THE LIE WOULDN'T WORK!!!
  • Stu: I thought that knife in his head would've made him dumb enough to believe anything we say.
  • Cynical Member: Gee, maybe overthrowing a Phaseforce prison and turning it into his lair and continuing that rule after getting it was a reminder that HE AIN'T STUPID!!!
  • MMM: JUST GET THE OUTRIDERS AROUND THE PLACE TO GET THOSE MOTHERF*****S!!!
  • Stu: Never knew they were incestuous!
  • MMM: JUST GO!!!! (They got into independent vehicles, including MMM)

(Later...)

Interrogating Shorshank's Arrester/Rescue From Baron Farseam

Phaseforce HQ

  • Bilge:... Alright! We're back at the HQ. You should find the dirtbag who created Shorshank in one of the cells there.
  • Steelea: "I should warn ya that immates tend to be real shits to even someone better then them."
  • Icky: "Well I'd imagine being held up in a tiny room with a toilet that's also a WATER FOUNDTON isn't exactly good in keeping a good temperment. You'd be angery too, well, more then usual, if you were locked up like an animal for being stupid with something."
  • Steelea: "Well we ain't like that softie Chokera of Oranos, now are we? The aim is to punish these scumbags, not treat them to a staycation."
  • Devon: "Ya know, the commen criticsum about correctional facilities is that sometimes criminal behavior is worsen then fixed."
  • Steelea: "Hey, that is not the fault of the facility itself, that because some criminals are too persistent to just stop doing crime in the slammer."
  • Mr. Dodo: "A fair arguement, but have Phaseforce done enough to properly curtail these matters?"
  • Two Phaseforce Enforcers are seen hitting a disobedient Ezzoy Bandit with Lazer Batons as the Bandit was screaming in Estazy!
  • Bandit: "OHHHHHHHHHHH YEESSSSSSSSSS?! MAN, YOU GUYS SHOULD CONSIDER DOING DOMINMATRIX SHIT IF BEING A COPPER'S GETS TOO BORING?! YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Everyone was shocked from that.....
  • Steelea: "...... That's just Sexual Perversion Tomsontom. A reknown masochist who intentionally disobeys rules to jack off to pain."
  • Icky: "I am always bothered by the prospect of how one gets turned on after going through pain!"
  • Steelea: "Hey, I ain't one to judge! For what it's worth, Tomson gets VERY obedient after the beating."
  • Banzai: "(Quietly) But not for the right reasons."
  • Steelea: "Here we are, Cell 89271. The Cell of a jackass who arrested Shorshank as a baby. Now, something I have to point out."
  • The Lougers approuched and saw that the immate who houses the cell is now a very old, broken, hover-wheelchair bound and older then realisticly possable. He looks as if he isn't even aware where he is.
  • Icky: "....... What, the hell, happened to him?!"
  • Steelea: "Consider this. He was a Phaseforce officer, that was arrested, and placed here! Take a fucking wild guess what happened?! These monsters, DID THIS, to him! He was without his Phaseforce armor and gear. Poor sucker was fair game. And this is what is left. He is on life-support, he is on borrowed time, and, I don't think he even realises he's in prison anymore. He may've been a piece of s*** in his youth, but nobody deserves to be like that."
  • Rollond: "..... Can the poor basturd talk?"
  • Steelea: "He has never spoke in days...... The care robots often had to inject his meal into his body so he can get food. He's too broken to even use the bathroom, so they removed his ability to make s*** and replaced it with an artifical colon that filters out would-be s*** and turns it into a box that has to be taken out back. I know, too much info, but it's so you know to stay clear of anything that looks like a present. Trust me on that. Now, the guy may as well be in limbo before he does actselly die out. Sad thing is, we're still guessing how long he has till then."
  • Icky: "..... WELL NOW HOW ARE SUPPOSE TO GET OUR ANSWERS ABOUT SHORSHANK?!"
  • Soothsayer: "I could open a connection into his mind and send one of us to speak with him."
  • Gazelle: "I volenteer. And no need for aide, Soothsayer, I can go in myself. I'm the best of getting the best in even the worse of people."
  • Steelea: "Well good luck. There's no telling what's in this old fart's mind now."
  • Gazelle: (She connects her mind to the wrecked criminal's)

Criminal's Subconscious

  • Gazelle:... Sir?... I just wish to talk!
  • ???: There's nothing left for me to talk about. You likely known enough of me from the warden.
  • Gazelle: Well, yes, we are aware that you immorally arrested Shorshank as a baby for shoplifting. Normally, I'd scold you for thinking that was a good idea, but given your current condition, I can't help but feel sorry for you.
  • ???: You think I don't feel rotten for doing that? (He appeared as his young Gruid self)... Each day in prison reminded me of that horrible moment. Everyone called me a monster for arresting a baby who didn't know better, and I didn't listen until it bit me in the ass. I pretty much got fired from it. Then it didn't just ended there. He had all the staff in that prison killed, leaving him to take over the place, and I get  blamed and arrested to life imprisonment for causing this in hindsight. Everybody hated me, as you've already gotten by now. I was beaten into the wreck I am now, especially since everyone hates my tone of speech, my harsh words, and even my rotten attitude. They all got worse as I was in prison. I was wrecked every day of my life here. Many of my internals failed as a result of chronic beatings. Essentially any word I said was able to piss them off, which was ironic since they damaged my larynx.
  • Gazelle: Well, to be fair, your actions are not a very good thing to forgive, raising a baby in a prison for doing something that was beyond his comprehension. You knew it was coming one way or another.
  • Officer: Just... Just let me cut to the chase. Your after Shorshank, are ya?
  • Gazelle: Si. We need to ensure he doesn't harm anymore innocent bystanders he falsely arrests and treats however he wishes. If you'd help us, one sorrowful victim of a terrible past to another, I'd sure be grateful.
  • Officer:... Well, ya seem kind enough. Certainly better then that one albino Gruid Female who makes rough comments. I may be incapable to speak, but I'm not deaf! I'm more then aware of my predicerment, even dispite my crippling age! At least make sure she knows that. But remember the former head of that prison made it the best maximum security prison in the Phaseforce, so no doubt Shorshank had rigged the whole thing. And since he's likely heard from the others he made friends with about this, he's cracked down hive. More guards, more patrols, so no doubt whoever you're trying to rescue isn't coming back. If you REALLY want my advice, then you'd better keep your heads down to survive. Shorshank didn't make it this long by being stupid, even with that knife in his head.
  • Gazelle: We kinda got the idea. Now, Kroge needs our help. Whatever Shorshank is doing, it's no doubt big, so we need to ensure it doesn't go that far.
  • Officer:... (Sighs) Well... I gotta do SOMETHING about my mistake before I die, so... If you're gonna get to him, first thing you gotta get through is the barricades! (As the subconscious showed simulations of the prison) Pure titanium-rarium hull, operable only from a specific three-digit code stored within supercomputer databanks in case any nitwit should forget inside the control room.
  • Gazelle: Alright, what else?
  • Officer: Shorshank has outriders inside high-tech vehicles of stolen Phaseforce manufacturing patrolling the wide radius all-night long. Every corner, the caves, the wastelands, every corner.
  • Gazelle: Yeah, yeah, Seguir!
  • Officer: The wall. An invisible force field dome above, DNA sensitive over and under. The wall itself is 16ft high, and made with reinforced durasteel, finest weapon-proof defenses the system has to offer. You'll need to force an outside patrol to tell you the codes, but don't expect torture or anything else to get you far, they've grown so used to pain that it's essentially non-existent to them.
  • Gazelle: That's it? That doesn't seem so bad.
  • Officer: It's not. Your REAL problem's the Smart-Eye! (The Smart-Eye was seen)... This device is among the most powerful and efficient models of it's kind. It sees everything in enhanced vision. It can sense magic through electromagnetic readings, it sees in UV, infrared, X-ray, electrical impulses, essentially anything you think it won't think of, it does. It sees everything, from the cells... (It was seen detecting an escapee and sounding the alarm before he made his first step as Kaz punched him unconscious)... Hallways... (It caught another escapee for Kaz to seize)... To even the grounds inside and outside the wall. (It caught another escapee as Kaz punched him with the pow echoing comically)... You can crack codes, sneak past guards, and you sure as hell can fight off anything Shorshank can throw at you, but if you don't take out that Smart Eye, you ain't going anywhere. It's alarms go off before you expect it, and it's programmed to send all units, and even with all your skill, they'd have you finished before you could get to Shorshank. You wanna get to him? GET RID OF THAT EYE!
  • Gazelle: And how do we do that?
  • Officer: There are fail safes around the outskirts of the prison designed to deactivate it should it go berserk. That should be your best bet of doing it. Shorshank has dedicated a lot of time to running what he considers his life, so if you think he's going to let you waltz right into his turf, then you're surely underestimating him.
  • Gazelle: "I haven't once underestimated him."
  • Officer: "Good. Ya would do well to keep that mentality."
  • Gazelle: Now, we'd better go. The warden says we might wanna get out since she detected this guy named 'Baron Farseam' coming our way.
  • Officer: Oh, that guy. He's a rogue Zibetoy agribaron with a giant construction device meant for tearing up anything it burrows into for resources. He usually hangs around the salt flats nearby.
  • Gazelle:... How giant is this construction device?
  • Officer: As big as an oil rig. Like a giant excavator with a giant buzzsaw-like digger, an can crush anything in it's path. It's good for plowing through hippies like a hot knife through butter.
  • Gazelle:... Oh, dear! I'd better get moving.
  • Officer: Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance... Tell Shorshank... I'm sorry.
  • Gazelle:... I cannot garrentie if he's going to accept that, but I'll try. Adios!

Reality

  • Gazelle: (She exited)...
  • Duke: So? How did it go?
  • Gazelle: I got what we need to infiltrate the Shorshank prison. Hopefully we can deal with this Farseam guy before-
  • ???: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Looky here, boys! We got us them intruders that Shorshank's been talking about! I had came here to kill the cop who arrested him as a baby and I found QUITE a catch!
  • Corotaur #1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Corotaur #2: ROOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Baron Farseam: Herk, Ferk, calm yourselves! You'll get them as soon as we tear this place apart!
  • Icky: "Hold it! Look, we can understand that Shank's got alotta hard feelings towords the guy, but there's no need for violence! The dude's gonna die on his own!"
  • Baron Farseam: "Good point! Though, there's no harm in giving him the EXPRESS lane to hell?!"
  • The trio aimed at the destablised elder.
  • Gazelle: "OH NO YOU DON'T!?" (Grabs Herk amd Ferk and slams the duo into eachother's head as they plopped down.)
  • Farseam: "WHAAAA?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "AND HE TAKES DOWN THE KINGPIN?! (Slams Farseam with the hammer and renders him unconjustus!) HE SCORES?!"

Later.

  • Farseam and the duo were already in bars.
  • Farseam: SERIOUSLY?!? JUST LIKE THAT?!? WE GET BEATEN WITH LITTLE EFFORT?!? YOU DIRTY CHEATS!!!
  • Icky: "Dude, there was litterally only three of you dipshits, vs. both Phaseforce and the entirity of the Louge, plus a space messiah with a giant magical key. Your arguement is invalid."
  • Ferk: ROOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Farseam: Yeah! This ain't the first time we were in jail! Our excavator will-
  • Icky/Iago: (They did this)
SMG4 Sounds - Nobody Cares00:08

SMG4 Sounds - Nobody Cares

  • Farseam: "Ugh, RUDE!"
  • Gazelle: "Also, don't count on your excavator to help you. An old friend in office will make sure your stronghold becomes claimed by the goverment. That WILL include your bot. You won't be back to terrorise anyone anytime soon."
  • Baron Farseam: "...... No...... No?! NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! DAMN YOU, SHORSHANK?! (Cries uncontrolably as Herk and Ferk began comferting him)."
  • Ferk: "..... (Ahem!) (Sofisicated English) Maybe it's time we started considering better careers."
  • Herk: "(Ahem). (Sofisicated English) Indeed. This life of crime's clearly going nowhere."
  • Icky: "Wait, you guys SPEAK english?!"
  • Ferk: "Oh what, you didn't think all we really say was- (In-character) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (English Voice) Did you? He pays us to make those silly noises so he sounds smart in compairison."
  • Herk: "Yes. Well, with his empire perimently ruined, perhaps it's time we better start getting his life turned around and start entering the more benifital and legel world of business."
  • Ferk: "Well in that case, I know what my one call will be spent on: A good lawyer."
  • Herk: "I'm spending mine to contact our rich parents in Mieber to provide bail money."
  • Ferk: "Oh that sounds smart indeed."
  • Herk: "Indeed."
  • Gazelle: "...... Well, good luck you two, I guess."
  • Steelea: "..... Anyway.... Thanks for the aide. That guy could've really blew us over. The Baron and his friends are going to couped up here for good.... At least till it's time for them to start making good on getting a better life. Time for ya to get started on Shorshank."

Meeting Madam Xoxo

Xoxo's Bar

  • Icky:... Whoa, we need to visit her home more often. (They approached a poster revealing Madam Xoxo along with the name, along with spray paint saying 'GET IT?!?' beneath)... (Scoffs) OH-HO-HO-HO! OH-HO-HO! OH-HO-HO-HO! I GET IT! I TOTALLY NEVER NOTICED THAT! (Scoffs dryly) What a day-brightener!
  • Taya: It's clear Xoxo's made a few changes to her bar. I wonder why she never told anyone.
  • Bilge: Maybe she just wanted to show off to all of you.
  • Crane: Well, let's hope she's not very perverted.
  • Bilge: Madam Xoxo is not perverted.... In a professional sense by all means and purposes. She has 10 ex-husbands, one of which includes Shorshank, being that she's the one who put the knife through his head in the first place as payback for torturing their daughter into a brain-dead vegetable.
  • Tigress: And to think, one would think Jaxtom was the worse this place has to offer.
  • Bilge: Welcome to my world! (They went in)

Inside Bar

  • Jettle:... Sweet sassy malassey! (They found that the place was a blend between a bordello, a casino, and a bar with amazing décor including fountains, music, lights, and technology)...
  • Small Sauce: Whoa, MAMMA!
  • Rollond: How did she get the money to pay for all this?
  • Icky: "It's a lawless system where everything goes. Take a wild guess."
  • Morco: "Hey, it may be an anything goes socity, but not everyone's interested to automaticly get on board."
  • Icky: "I know, I know, but, I can't say we can rule it out! It's clear even with A GOVERMENT here, it's still an AUU Wild West Borderlands sytile mess of a system!"

The World's Largest Bullet/Spaz-Attack Attacks

World's Largest Bullet

  • Icky: (They arrived there through the highways, and see the large bullet)... Well, that's a BIIIIG Johnson!
  • Gilda:... Seriously?
  • Icky: Hey, it was coming sooner or later! Seriously, why make a bullet THIS big?
  • Zukudor: It was meant to be a bullet that goes at hyperspeed-like distances and strike planets. Conceived by a pretty nutty mind.
  • Bubbha: "Well how come they never made an over-sized pea-shooter to go with it?"
  • Rollond: "Obviously his project could not be approved on moral grounds, so his project was discontinued. Now this thing stands as an artifital land mark and a reminder why our home system's a REAL piece of shit..... Behind to Jaxtom's reign, alchourse."
  • Trixie: Fitting for a place as trigger-happy as this crazy system. So, where's this 'Spaz-Attack' guy?
  • Rollond: He's here! Know he doesn't take kindly to trespassers like much of the other bastards out here.
  • Icky: "Thank you general Obvious! He pointed out something we all can easily predict at this point?! I mean, it was clear from the get go that a guy named "SPAZ-ATTACK" wasn't gonna be the kind of dude who invites you for tea and crumpets?!"
  • Rollond: "Okay, okay! So it DOES go without saying given his name! Let's just proceed onword and-
  • ???: GT, GUYS, GT!!! (More Ezzoy Wranglers with Skrag steeds came in with dynamite-eqsed explousive with a light button on the top, which they pressed, causing it to blink as they threw it)
  • Skipper: HIT THE DECK! (They dodged the explosion)
  • Ezzoy Wrangler #2: F*** EM' UP!!!! (They yelled as they charged)
  • Suddenly, the smoke was blew away with Gazelle and Cynder going Avatar mood as the bandits screeched halted!
  • Ezzoy Wrangler 3: "......... FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT?!"
  • The Wranglers ran off like cowerds!
  • The Avatared duo turned back to normal.
  • Icky: "Way to save us from the filler fights, Ladies!"
  • ???: "STUPID EZZOYS?!"
  • An imposing figure came forth.
  • A tough-looking Gruid-Qlarg hybrid with some cyber gear came forth.
  • Hybrid: "Never send Ezzoys to do a REAL MAN's job?!"
  • Icky: "(Sofisicated voice dressing like a rich noblemen) Spaz-Attack, I presume."
  • Hybrid (Spaz-Attack): "WELL IT AIN'T MICTHAL LAKE?!"
  • Hudson: "Though you don't look too out of place for one of his over-kill movies."
  • Rollond: "Listen Spaz, normally we'd all be more then happy to leave you and several other bandits alone, but we have reason to believe that your apart of a reason why a good friend is going back to the deep end."
  • Spaz-Attack: "...... Look, I don't even LIKE Shorshank, and I couldn't care LESS of what becomes of your friend?! And I certainly don't give two f***s about those retards you dominated?! I mean, good on ya for showing those pretenders their place?! But that aberration of a knife victim, offered me a chance to get my life back?! He can make me normal again! I can STOP being this, ass ugly monster and I can have a life again?! Look, I'm sorry if he and those other retards were screwing over your Krooge friend, but that Dino offered me a chance to have a life again?!"
  • Small Sauce: It's 'Kroge', but whatever.
  • Troge: "Ya sure someone as inconsistent as Shorshank can be trusted? I think that knife isn't letting him think straight anymore."
  • Spaz-Attack: "Hey, anything's better then a condemned life to be a monster?!"
  • Rollond: "Even if it gives the Ezzoy Briagde a return of their leader?"
  • Spaz-Attack: "It's not to say I like what Knife-Head's doing! Again, it's nothing personal, Shorshank just has some f*****g weird ambitions for some damn reason. For all I care, those Ezzoys truely can't be trusted and would screw him over the minute Kroge goes back to being their faggot daddy!"
  • Xandy: "Hence why some of us have sinking feelings that Shorshank may've been co-hersed to trust those bandits. And it may be something that can only give you MORE reason to not like him."
  • Spaz-Attack: "As long as I get turned back to normaI, it could be something like a Uridian Demon and I ain't gonna question it too much!"
  • Gazelle: "Consider this..... What if it's Jaxtom's who's controling him like this?"
  • Spaz-Attack: "....... (LAUGHS)! ARE YOU KIDDING?! Jaxtom HATES guys like me, Shorshank and the other faggots out and about?! One of his reasons he created that mess of a regime was to bring crime out of business with Uridian tech!"
  • Rollond: "True as that is, sometimes when a man is desperate enough, he asks for help from places he otherwises aims to dispose of. And Jaxtom came to be beyond desperate. He might not be able to maintain that kind of gold standerd forever. And him not liking Shorshank, don't mean they can't come to a mutual agreement. Unlike you, Shorshank wasn't as heavily effected by Jaxtom's reign apart from at least ONE douchey Phaseforce BEFORE Jaxtom happened. It's not within the realm of impossibility that Jaxtom would come to swallow his pride and opinions so he can get whatever he can get his hands on to restore his grip on all of us."
  • Spaz-Attack: "...... Again, as long as I get back my life, Shorshank and Jaxtom could be f*** buddies and-"
  • Gazelle: "Consider this..... Has Shorshank ever been honest to you and the other crooks about WHY he wants to help the Ezzoys of this world get back a lost leader?"
  • Spaz-Attack: "Uh..... Well....."
  • Gazelle: "So if he can't even trust you with his particular reason on why he's doing this...... Can you be for certain he would actselly grant you a normal life?"
  • Spaz-Attack: "....... That, KNIFE-BRAINED BASTURD?! (He popped out all his weaponry from his body) I'M GONNA RIP HIM APART!! But.... I need to be able to get close to him without his f***boys in the way?!..... Nothing personal, but if I hope to get to Shorshank, I kinda STILL need to kill you guys to get him out of his shell!"
  • Rollond: "Don't have to be like this, Spazzatron! This will only end one way!"
  • Spaz-Attack: Yeah... AND THAT'S MY WAY!!
  • Spaz Attack Charged, but Gazelle Judo kicked him straight into the giant bullet!
  • BLAM!
  • Spaz-Attack was defeated....
  • Spaz-Attack: "...... Fuck, my, life. (Falls down defeated)."

The Shorshank Prison/Kaz' Big Reveal

Main Power Generator.

  • Shorshank made it to the generater with the masked figure by his side, Shorshank being very weaken from the fight.
  • Eventually, the heroes charged in!
  • Icky: "A-HA?! CORNERED LIKE A RAT?!"
  • ???: "Yeah, BY US?!"
  • Kaz flew up with wing-shaped rocket jets, as fighters on every bridge torwords the power generator from up to down, all having a good shot.
  • Shorshank: "(Breaths)..... All this trouble, just for one lousy little Ezzoy Bandit!? It, was never, anything personal! Jaxtom offered me something I couldn't refused."
  • Icky: "Would that be open-head suragery?"
  • Shorshank: "....... He'd correct the misunderstandings about me caused by Xoxo."
  • Gazelle: "Misunderstandings?"
  • Shorshank: "Well yes! People seemed to got the wrong idea about how I do business around here, even Xoxo got the wrong idea!"
  • Icky: "What's there to misunderstood? Your pretty much treating people like shit."
  • Shorshank: "...... Boy, don't you even know where you in? Your in an exile zone! A place where the worse people are tossed in! From murderors, pedos, rapists, demon cultists, U-Ter retards, enemy spies, to name a few. Shorshank Prison exists to punish those foul ups and make the exile zone far from bareable."
  • The Heroes began to become more confused.
  • Rollond: "....... So..... It's, NOT innosent people your enslaving?"
  • Shorshank: "ALCHOURSE NOT?! THE SLAVES AREN'T ANYONE INNOSENT?! What part, of pedos, rapists, and demon lovers do you NOT, understand?!"
  • Clifton: "..... Ohhhhhhh. Well, then..... Sorry for wrecking much of your security systems then."
  • Rollond: "But there's still the matter of Jaxtom asking you to mess with our friend Krooge!"
  • Shorshank: "Look, if you want that freak back so badly, then TAKE HIM! Take him and please, leave me alone?! I don't like Jaxtom enough, IF AT ALL, that I die over an Ezzoy Bandit! I suffered enough in this life?!"
  • ???: "YOU, suffered?"
  • Madam Xoxo was seen walking down to everyone's surprise near Shorshank.
  • Xoxo: "..... What about our daughter you put into that machine as a punishment for wanting to do the right thing?"
  • Shorshank: "Xo, let me explain-"
  • Xoxo smacks Shorshank down!
  • Shorshank: "OGGGHGAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Xoxo: "Our daughter, may as well be a prestep to being dead, because you couldn't let this kind of thing go! (Brings out a gun) Well I'm ending it right here and now- (The Figure intervined.)....... I respect a dedicated employe, but a dead one earns it more! Step off?!"
  • Figure: "...... No."
  • Xoxo was taken aback.
  • The Figure proceeded to take off the mask and reveiled herself as a hybrid of Vellen and Gaonna, assentually being a vellen with a Gaonna's face and long slim tail.
  • Xoxo: "..... Xexo........"
  • Xexo: "...... If all of this was over me, then stop it. Dad, has never hurted me. What you saw in the Damnator was a clone. A decoy meant to discourage you away from breaking our family for misguided sympathy. But ALL YOU DID, WAS DEVIDE US EVEN MORE! SEE THIS?! (Points to Shorshank's head)...... You did it, for a stupid clone?! The Slaves you're over-sympathising are not generally good people, hell, if given the oppertunity, they would hurt Junior if they get that chance! So, stop your high groundisum and get over it."
  • Xoxo began to realise that Xexo was never harmed.
  • Xoxo drops the gun, kneeled to Xexo's level and hugged her greatly.
  • Shorshank looked at this, and breathed a sigh of relief.
  • Shorshank: "...... Finally, this gets settled. (Gets up, wobbly). Now, Xoxo, come clean. Why did you ever came to the relisation that I was getting corrupt?"
  • Xoxo: "Well, I saw all those people being tortured and...... I guess I just made rashed assumtions."
  • Shorshank: "Xoxo, your a smarter girl then this, all you had to do was ask me!"
  • Xoxo: "I tried! But, then I went to Kaz, and he said-"
  • Shorshank: "Kaz? He told me that you were gonna turn me in to the cops over the overthrowing! So he convinced me to make a clone of Xexo to put in the damnator to revitalise your loyal."
  • Xoxo: "What, but he explitidly said......."
  • The Lougers were seen in theater seats enjoying snacks.
  • Icky: "You're getting there. (Drinks soda.)."
  • Xandy: "..... Why are you guys in those seats, and where did they came from?"
  • Trixie: "Because a typical SAF "Big Reveil" is coming up. It always happens the minute the supposed big bad reveils more to them."
  • Icky: "In fact, this is where it gets juicy."
    The Incredibles (Soundtrack) - Kronos Unveiled02:45

    The Incredibles (Soundtrack) - Kronos Unveiled

  • Shorshank: "Wait..... If Kaz said all that, then....... (Kaz landing on the same bridge between the family and the heroes.)....... Kaz, what the hell man?! What's the big idea you go around lying about what was going on?! You tricked my girl into wanting to leave me, AND DOING, (Points to the Knife), THIS, OVER A CLONE?! Was it all because you want the business for yourself, you sack of shit?!"
  • Kaz: "I didn't do this for money or power...... I did it for love."
  • Shorshank: "....... YOU, SHIT?! YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR XOXO, DID YOU!? YOU WERE JEALIOUS OF HOW SHE WAS INTO ME AND YOU RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE OF IT?! NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED?!"
  • Kaz: "I DIDN'T DO IT FOR THAT VELLEN BIMBO!?......... Shor, I did this, for you."
  • Everyone makes a surprised face as a gittaur string was heard breaking!
  • Small Sauce: "HA?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?!"
  • Shorshank: "...... HOLY SHIT, YOUR GAY!?"
  • Kaz: "We were in a male only prison, that tends to cause certain effects, like persay, getting a lust for men!"
  • Shorshank: "That much I get, but..... WHY?!"
  • Kaz: "...... We were happy togather, just the two of us, running this joint and whipping the fuck out of socities' worse rejects! Things were going swell! Then the Vellen WHORE showed up! You had sex with her and, (Points to Xexo) THAT THING, showed up! She was gonna break us apart?! You were drifting away from me?! SO I GAVE THE STUPID BITCH THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WENT MAD WITH POWER AND THAT YOU WERE TORTURING CIVICS?! And she fell for it! EVEN MORE THEN INTENDED, CONSIDERING YOUR BOLD FASTION STATEMENT!? I made you put that clone in the damator to push Xoxo away from you, so you can only have me to look out for you! She clearly isn't a true lover, espeically not how she left you with, that knife in your head?! That proves it that the dame never supported you, or sympathise with you, LIKE HOW I DID?!"
  • Shorshank: "....... YOU RUINED OUR MARRAGE, YOU HOMO LITTLE SHIT?! ALSO, IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH, I'M A STRAIGHT GUY?! I CLEARLY GRAVATATE TO PUSSIES MORE?! How could you do this?!"
  • Kaz: "It's so we can be togather, Shory! Shorshank prison is OUR thing, not anyone elses!"
  • Shorshank: "YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A MONSTER?! THOSE HEROES ARE BASICLY RUINING THINGS?! AND ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT I LIKE VAGINAS?! Oh, and convincing me to EVER MAKING DEALS WITH THAT JAXTOM GUY?! NOT ONE OF YOUR BRIGHTIST?! ALL OF OUR FRIENDS ARE JAIL-BOUND, OUR SECURITY'S DOWN, AND THE POWER GENERATOR IS MORE THEN EXPOSED?! ALL THIS, OVER A LOVE TRIANGLE?!"
  • Icky: "HENCE WHY THEY SUCK FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED!"
  • Kaz: "But Shory, we were meant to be togather."
  • Shorshank: "GET BACK, YOU GAYBO?! (Brings out a gun) YOU SCREWED OVER MY FAMILY AND MY BUSINESS?! YOU, ARE, TO LEAVE, RIGHT NOW, OR PARISH?!"
  • Kaz: "..... (Shows tears) Shanky-poo, please. (Started to approuch him) I..... I did this for you."
  • Shorshank fired a warning shot!
  • Kaz: "GAAAAH?!"
  • Shorshank: "YOU, ARE NO LONGER MY FRIEND?! YOUR FIRED?! LEAVE SHORSHANK AND NEVER COME BACK?!"
  • Kaz tears run rampent.....
  • Kaz: "....... If I can't have you..... (Grabs Xoxo and Xoxo) THEN YOUR HAVING NO ONE?! (FLIES UP, FAIR ENOUGH TO SEE THE VERY TOP OF THE GENERATOR?!) I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU CHOICE, SHANK?! ME, OR THE FAMILY?! CHOOSE ME, AND THEY LIVE, THEM, THEY DIE?! AS I RAM ALL THREE OF US INTO THE GENERATOR AND TAKE US ALL DOWN?!"
  • Shorshank: "YOU PUT THEM BACK, YOU SHIT!?"
  • Kaz: "ON THE COUNT OF 10........... 10?! TIMES UP? WE ALL DIE"
  • Kaz started to laugh maniacly as he charged torwords the generator with the screaming Xoxo and Xexo!
  • Shorshank: "NOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Hudson flew up and was joined with Devon and Cornwall!
  • Hudson yangs Xoxo and Xexo away to Kaz's surprise as Devon and Corwall breathed fire to destroy his wing jetpack!
  • Kaz: "NOOO?! NOOOOO?! NOOOO?! AH, AH, AH, (FALLS RIGHT AT THE GENERATOR) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
  • CRASH?!
  • The Generator starts to exploud! All forces escapse the demising generator!
  • Shorshank: "...... Kaz......."
  • Hudson placed Xoxo and Xexo down.
  • Xoxo: "SHANK?! WE HAVE TO GO?!"
  • Shorshank was still caught off guard by the loss of Kaz, but finally desided to run off as the exploudsions get intense!

Outside.

  • The Heroes all got out of the building as the Shorshank prison collapsed onto itself....
  • Shorshank: "........ That prison....... Was my home....... And now....... It's all gone........"
  • Xoxo comferted Shorshank.
  • Xoxo: "....... Home, is where the heart is....... Shank, I will do everything in my power to bring the Prison back in working order."
  • Shorshank: "...... A building's a building...... It's family, I'm glad I didn't had lost."
  • Everyone: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
  • Banzai: "NOW KISS! (Shenzi Slaps him!) OW?!"
  • Xoxo and Shorshank embraced eachother once more.
  • Xoxo: "Shank...... I think I am offictally done with the batalerate life."
  • Shorshank: "Well, cowinidently, I lost all fear of you stabbing me in the head again."
  • The two were about to kiss when!
  • Xexo screamed as everyone looked to see that Kaz survived, barely, and has Xexo hostage!
  • Kaz: "HOME WRECKER?! YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY BELOVED SHORSHANK YET?! YOU TWO DARE KISS, AND THE BRAT SHALL DIE?!"
  • Xoxo: "....... Shank?"
  • Shorshank: "Don't worry. A healing tank will have me covered. DO IT?!"
  • Xoxo grabs the knife on Shorshanks head and yanks it out, and then tosses it right into where Kaz's shoulder is!
  • Kaz: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Xexo gets let go who quickly runs back to the heroes, and to the safety of her parents!
  • Kaz: "(Growls......)...... I will not be stopped from professing my love for you, Shorshank! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL BE BACK!? I-"
  • The Lougers, HA and Vault Seekers interveined and stood between him and the family.
  • Gazelle joined in.
  • Gazelle: "You may as well stop Kaz. Your tampering with love is at an end."
  • Kaz: "IT'S NOT OVER, UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER?! BESIDES, YOU FAILED TO SAVE YOUR STUPID, EZZOY BANDIT FRIEND?! (A FAMILIER FIGURE LOOMS IN THE SMOKE) HE'S DEAD?! SO BOTH YOU AND JAXTOM ARE GETTING JACKSQUAT?! YOUR STUPID ADVENTURE, ALL FOR NOTHING?! NOTHING?! Now, I am going to destroy all but my Shory, then, WE ARE GOING TO ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS HOMOSEXUAL PLEASURES, OVER YOUR CORPSES?! THEN, I'LL LAUGH, AND LAUGH, AND LAUGH, THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH, THEN-"
  • ???: "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE?!"
  • Krooge leaped up into the air over Kaz who freaks out as Krooge slams his ax into Kaz's other shoulder!
  • Kaz: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Krooge: "(Pulls the Ax out of the shoulder as Kaz kneeled in pain)..... Now, I'm going to put this in a way you can understand. I'm gonna blow my load all over your insides."
  • Kaz: "...... What, the-"
  • Krooge: "NO HOMO?!"
  • Kaz screamed as the ax was about to hit him as everything quickly changed into blackness...

Xoxo's Place.

  • The Heroes returned.
  • Rollond: "Great to have you back, Kroge."
  • Krooge nodded gruntly yes.
  • Xoxo and Shorshank were closer then ever before.
  • Icky: "And that was YET another gay villain we took down and another risk of SJW complaints for tomorrow."
  • Iago: "AND another plot twist to boot. I don't mind moral ambuguity, but I just wished for things to be straight forword for once, ya know?"

Transcript

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