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Tane Jordon Speedromacros (Adult)

Tane Jordon Speedromacros is a Superior cheetah who is one of Ororo Joltzen's old friends on Planet Kratos. He is really hyperactive, and speaks so rapidly fast, people can barely understand him, much like Twitchy from Hoodwinked. His only superpower is super-speed which allows him to order food from McDonalds in only 1 second. His only downside is that he is quick to become distracted and arrogant, and has recurring short-comings such as hitting a wall or a pole if he's not paying attention, so he's less likely to pay attention in class. Another flaw is that he needs to wear a special suit or else he would explode due to the heat from the air friction created by his super-speed. He briefly lost his memories of Ororo thanks to Master Algorithm, and later got them back thanks to one of his friends, Tyrone Syndromeda, not being affected. He has since spent 2 years trying to plan a way to fix things, and was able to with the help of the Shell Lodgers. He has soon become a children's entertainer, and has also become the saboteur of the Justic Teens.

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History[]

Tane was born on Planet Kratos in a wealthy family of speedsters. He spent his childhood running around his favorite race track, but he had an accident that almost made him explode from the enormous air friction created by his super-speed. He was told that, like all speedsters, he needs to wear a specialized suit to keep the same accident from happening again, but he failed to pay attention. At the hospital, he met Ororo Joltzen, who was borrowing a superior's healing factor by touching him after getting herself cut. At that moment, they became friends, and Ororo got use to trying to understand a word he was saying with his super-fast speech.

Tane Speedromacros

Tane Speedromacros (Younger)

Sometimes, Ororo needed Tane's speed to get her to school on time, but she gets nauseous while in super-speed with Tane. Tane even likes to scare Ororo easily by demonstrating his ability to run on water. Tane has even been a great help at helping Ororo and her other friends with his super-speed. But sometimes, he gets prone to losing focus while super-speeding and crashes into random objects. Soon, when Tane became 16, he and Ororo figure out Master Algorithm's plan to create a supercontinent, and they lose their memory, and Ororo gets placed into exile. As a result, Tane doesn't remember Ororo, but when Tyrone reminds him and the others after he remained unaffected, they plot to set things right. Hopefully, the Shell Lodgers came to help 2 years later. Since then, Tane, Ororo, and their friends had become famous.

2 years later, at age 20, Tane decided that, because his fast speech was funny to kids, that he should become a children's entertainer named 'Fast Lip', and he turned out to be pretty funny, and he got a lot of ratings on it. He started living with his other friends at Walt's house, who have also changed their lives. Then they decide that they should stop a crime together, and when they feel how exciting it was, they decide to become a team called the Justic Teens.

Abilities[]

Tane has the ability of super-speed. He can order food from McDonalds in one second. He can even reach school in 5 seconds to spare. He is also capable of running on water, mud, quicksand, thin ice, and other weak surfaces without problem. However, a hazard is that the heat from the air friction will cause him to explode unless he wears a special suit.

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