The Elements of Peace

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The Elements of Peace is the 34th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever since Mayhem's recent defeat, it was revealed that he was hiding something from everyone. He was apparently nothing more then an influenced pawn of a greater evil, the previous Emperor of the Draconequus race, Tyranny. Tyranny was the ruthless and tyrannical spirit of war and the first of Discord's kind who was long defeated and thought to have been destroyed during the Chaos War by some of Celestia's ancestors, the believed creators of the entire world of Equestria, mainly her grandparents. Tyranny was slowly escaping from his peace ice prison after Mayhem's chaos had disrupted the ice's integrity, allowing him to break free, and threatens to start chaos much worse than Discord's or Mayhem's. He is of great and destructive power. Since war can destroy harmony so catastrophically, even the New and Lost Elements of Harmony won't have no effect on him. Celestia, and Luna have unveiled the long-hidden 'Elements of Peace', the weapons used by the Alicorn Gods to defeat Tyranny, but at the price that they lost their ability to be physical gods, and thus became spirtual and unable to be among mortals. Celestia now insists to both original and new elemental barers that the new weilders for the elements of peace must be found. To do this, Shifu holds a presentation of the Elements to all of Equestria to see if the Elements reacts to anyone in the crowd so it would save the trouble for searching if the Elements choose the next bearers. The plan works, and the Elements choose 5 ponies: Doctor Whooves (Intelligence),  Derpy (Innocence), Octavia Melody (Forgiveness) Vinyl Scratch (Passion), and Bon-Bon (Tolerance). But the Element of Imagination did nothing, and after a strange twist, the one who gets chosen to wield the Element of Imagination is Lyra Heartstrings. Though met with skepticism by most of the Lodgers and ponies since their previous encounters with Lyra proved that she was somewhat of a socially-awkward twat and has a strange fascination with humans. But they accept it for the sake of Tyranny being stopped, and they must train Lyra and the other chosen ponies to become heroes as Tyranny has already sensed the Elements' presence, and arrives to Equestria to commence with a great battle. Now our heroes must overlook Lyra's flaws and truly make her a new hero destined for supreme greatness.

(To be sung by Black Kat and Tyranny as a distraction once Tyranny gets too close to civilization and the heroes fight and prepare for the final battle)

To boldly flee - I'm A Distraction

Transcript

Chapter 1: A Great Evil Returns/Tyranny to Come to Equestria

Equestrian Frozen North, Cave of Tyranny.

• Brown, White, and Blue Griffin: (The same criminal Draconequui from the end of the last episode were seen around the giant christail with their griffin accomplices) So... Is there a reason we're risking our necks getting slit by excavating this... Insane... Draconequus. They say that he's a deadly warlord bent on chaos, destruction, and death.
• Criminal Deed: Trust me, Captain Ronan, I'm a bit iffy on this decision, too. Crimelord Titan is sure that Tyranny will not be an easy person to control. But nevertheless, he's paying you all big money to help make sure this plan goes smoothly.
• Brown-and-Tan Griffin: And how WILL you be paying? Bits? Because if this is in non-equestian, then kiss my furry kitty-cat a--
• Scarlet-Orange-White-and-Brown Female Griffin: (Grabs the Brown-and-Tan Griffin's neck) MAHOGANY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DEMANDING MONEY ALL WILLY-NILLY?!?
• Leader Griffin (Ronan): Thigana, please, we're not here to start anything. But she's right, Mahogany, we'll get our money soon.
• Tan-White-and-Blue Insane Griffin: (Chuckles wildly like Rico) KABOOM, KABOOM! (Cackles)
• Ronan: Yes, yes, Peregrine, there will be a lot of kabooms once this...creature...is released, but I wouldn't sit and enjoy it with popcorn if I were you. The chaos this creature creates is astronomical. His last few moments of freedom was spent slaughtering ponies, enslaving his own race, crumbling mountains, demolishing cities, and destroying literally everything in his path. I'm sure that's destruction even YOU couldn't handle.
• ???: "Ok, Deed, as much as I hate asking about this, how long until the christail cracks?" (Another Griffin reveils himself.)
• Criminal Deed: "Soon enough, Grousey. Even after the ponies gotten rid of that chump Mayhem's choas, the fact it happened at all is not gonna be good for the christail integraty."
• Ronan: "...... Then, WHY is it still standing, genius?"
• Criminal Deed: ".... That because the choas didn't last long enough to truely break it, SIMPLETON!? It lasted long enough to only weaken it. It just needs one more ounce of disharmony, and boom! Tyranny's out."
• Ronan: "Ya didn't had to resort to insults sir, but I get what you mean."
• Criminal Deed: "So, the solution is simple. We need to do an act of disharmony around the christail."
• Ronan: "No problem. Pereg, do your stuff."
• Peregrine: "(Brings out a stick of lit dynomite) Kaboom?"
• Ronan: "Yes you lovable psyco, Ka-boom."
• Pereg went nuts and started to throw random bombs everywhere, as the choas itself caused the christail to break and shatter, slowly reveiling a dark and unpelasent creature!
• Eventally, the choas stopped when the christail completely was destroyed by the presence of choas alone.
• Eventally, the figure awoke as electrical currents buzzed the area and did chaotic things wherever they struck and music played.
• ???: "I'm..... Free......" (The figure smashes the crystal debris from his perimeter and began to sing this)

• Ronan: "........ Ok, I was NOT expected a dark randition of "Part of your world"."
• Criminal Deed: "Well, great Tyranny, now that your free, you can now declare your allience to the Mafia Allience, for we have freed you!"
• Tyranny: "........ What kind of weak-willed chump do you take me for? I work alone, peons!"
• Grouse: "..... I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!?"
• Hornbill-like Griffin: All who saw that coming, say Aye!
• All Razor Feathers: AYE!!
• Criminal Deed: "Easy fellas, I got this. Listen, Lord Tyranny, buddy, I was pretty much the one who caused Mayhem to weaken your prison, along with this certain tainted equine creation of yours, so, I think you owe me some major thanks here. You don't have to like us or anything, we would just like for you to work and stragigese with us, Big T."
• Tyranny: "Oh please. I tried working with others. But they all BETRAYED ME in the end! And it lead me to being trapped to begin with! I rather not get involved with more fools who would only betray me in the end!? I mean, you make a few tough choices for the betterment of my grand design, and you get called out as an uncaring beast! I GIVEN UP on soical activity! I'm looking out for numero uno, here, buster!? Respondsable for freeing me or not, your nothing but worthless peons to my eyes!? You'd rather waste your powers on trivial persuits instead of being what we truely are?! It appears she wasted her time with you and this, Mayhem. Now, either get out of my way, or be target practice!?"
• Criminal Deed: "Wait, wait, Tyranny please! Without us, you'd still be trapped in ice, buddy! So at least give it some thought before-"
• Tyranny: "SPARTA?!"
• Tyranny stomped the ground and sent the Mafia Groups flying and screaming!
• Criminal Deed: "TYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy- (Echos are heard as Criminal Deed and the Mobster criminals are sent flying)."
• Tyranny left the cave as the holes from the flying away criminals were seen.
• Tyranny: "Hmmpt! Waste of my time! Now.... I've never been to this part of Equestia before. (Covers himself in a huge dark cloak) Gonna take me awhile to get out of here. But soon enough, I'll come back to warmer grounds.... And when I do..... I'll be coming for what's left of those accursed Alicorns....... Look out, Equestia..... Big T is back in business." (Cackles as he creates energetic pulses from his hands that go upward and create massive storms of chaos that end up destroying a number of objects at an unbelievable degree)

Celestia's Chambers.

• Celestia gasped awake!
• Celestia was breathing heavly.
• Celestia: "..... It, can't be..... It shouldn't be......"
• Luna: (Teleports in) It's exactly as I feared, too, sister. It seems that...our worst fears have been realized. Mayhem was only the beginning of four problems of the dark past of the Draconequui. It seems...the first of their kind has finally been released.
• Celestia:... (Sighs) Then, it's time we got some more ancient weapons ready to defeat this threat once again.........

Twilight's castle.

• Spongebob: "Hey thanks for letting us hang out in your castle until Fluttershy is finished domesicating The Chimera."
• Twilight: "Alchourse. You guys did say your gonna be here for awhile longer until that's done."
• Gilda: Indeed. Defeating Mayhem was pretty tough, yet we did it without a scratch. Sure several ponies got injured in the chaos, but we stopped Mayhem.
• Trixie: Now the bastard's the new Discord statue, and HE'S gonna be the one to have pigeons s***ing on him.
• Icky: And I think the guy deserved it after how he basically insulted the most popular and lovable character in MLP.
• Fluttershy: Well, I had to let out my anger on him. He was just an awful person who just couldn't accept the fact that his kind shouldn't be spreading chaos willy-nilly, and wanted to get his brother back on his side, to the point where he called me an abomination. Sure, I was hurt by the words, but I didn't gave him the satisfaction that words can't hurt me. I hope one day Mayhem would finally get over it.
• Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath on that."
• Spike: Yeah, I couldn't stand watching you six act like weirdoes after what his brother did to you guys. And to be honest, I was NOT a fan of Rainbow's Steve Irkul and Jerry Louis impressions. (He suddenly burps out a message from Celestia)
• Twilight:... (Reads the message) It's from the Princesses!
• Max: What's it say?
• Twilight:... (Gasps horrified)... It... it's... I'm afraid it's not good.
• Icky: What, did that James Woods chaos rat-bag escape?
• Twilight: No...it's a worse Draconequui. (An explosion was heard outside)...
• Discord: (Teleports there) GUYS! IT'S BAD!! I SENSED SOMETHING TERRIBLE OCCURRING! IT APPEARS THAT... TYRANNY HAS RETURNED!!!
• Iago: Tyranny?... You mean the first of the Draconequus and starter of the Chaos War?
• Discord: Yes. It would seem that Mayhem's chaos has weakened the integrity of his ice crystal prison. And something seemed to have breached it and set him free. Equestria's in for a HELL of a destructive state.
• Twilight: And Celestia and Luna say that we must head to canterlot with the other 5 Elemental users right away because she still has the Elements of Peace, which were used to defeat Tyranny the first time.
• Lord Shen: "Perhaps it's benifitical we didn't left yet. Looks like we have one more abominable beast to take care of."
• Skipper: Obviously. But I feel like this foe is gonna be much different than Mayhem. A name like Tyranny says it all. We must head to Canterlot and see what the Princesses are planning.

Canterlot

• Celestia: (The heroes arrived)...Hey, everyone.
• Twilight: We got your message about Tyranny, princess.
• Celestia: Yes. It seems that Mayhem's chaos has weakened the frozen ice imprisonment of Tyranny, and now he's intending to destroy the last of the Alicorns. So far, he hasn't done much of anything serious yet, just harmless unpleasentries, but that might only be a warm up from being away for so long. It may be that he's bidding his time to freak us out, or he's lost somewhere.

Frozen North

• Tyranny: "GOOD GRIEF, I AM COMPLETELY LOST?!"

Canterlot

• Shifu: So... How are you intending to use these 'Elements of Peace' to defeat him?
• Sincere: And why can't OUR elements do it?
• Celestia: I'm afraid harmony is not powerful enough to defeat even the likes of Tyranny. He represents war, which can easily shatter harmony. So our Alicorn ancestors created these Elements of Peace to imprison him in the Frozen North, though at the cost of their own souls and becoming spiritual.
• Sparx: So... You're saying that using these Elements of Peace can kill?
• Celestia: No. You see, the reason why the Elements of Peace were too much for the Alicorns to handle was because Tyranny's chaos spread through EVERY CORNER OF THIS PLANET! And reversing and repairing all the damage required a great deal of energy. So much that even our Alicorn ancestors couldn't contain it without collapsing from the flux.
• Luna: Which is why our parents took charge of keeping these Elements of Peace safe. When they were taken, we took their place, and we made a few improvements to them. Now, their power is lessened, and even a small amount of energy can cure an entire continent. So the new wielders will not feel the flux in case Tyranny should cause too much destruction.
• Icky: "Well luckly the asshole didn't do anything serious yet."
• Lord Shen: "Such things can change quickly, Prehistoric One.
• Celestia: Which is why we desperately need some wielders to help represent each of these Elements: Intelligence, Innocence, Tolerance, Forgiveness, Passion, and Imagination.
• Icky: "Ok, I can get Innosence, Tolerence, Forgiveness, and Passion being assusiated with peace, but, what does Intelligence and Imagination have to do with peace?"
• Celestia: Intelligence is what inspires you to MAKE peace through diplomatic speeches, and Imagination is what makes you picture it.
• Icky: Oh...
• Shifu: But...who do you think will be the perfect souls to wield these elements?
• Celestia:... I don't know. Equestia never exspearienced a threat powerful enough that the Elements of Harmony and now the Rainbow Powers can't already handle alone. The Elements of Peace are pretty, a retired choice. At the time, it felt, un-nessersary to bring them back for any reason."
• Icky: "Well now the ONE guy it was used on is pretty much back! Now's a good time for those things to come out of retirement!"
• Celestia: "Well have to first find them someone to help bring them out of such retirement, or otherwise, they're just nicely colored rocks."
• Private: ".... And be under risk of Tyranny destroying them?"
• Celestia: "Oh, don't worry. Peace and War balence eachother out. No one side can be able to truely destroy the other. Also, the Elements of Peace are indestructable. Not even throwing these into the sun would destroy them."
• Lord Shen: "Good to know, but he might not nessersarly need to physically destroy them. He could just place the stones somewhere not even Alicorns could recover them. A dimention only he can enter, the inside of his abominable gut, or inside a feared forbidden volcano!"
• Icky: "Or in reference to the Evil Overlord List on TVtropes, put the darn things in his safety dispostit box and put said box somewhere away from where Heroes are likely to venture."
• Lord Shen: "Well luckly, villains don't take the Evil Overlord list seriously, and that Tyranny was trapped in ice for many years, he likely has a very outdated view on the world and doesn't realise how much has changed yet. Hell, I bet he even still thinks only the Alicorns can weild any form fo anti-threat powers! So the element of surprise greatly with us!"
• Luna: "Indeed. Now, allow us to take you where we keep the Elements.

Chapter 2: The Elements of Peace

Deep dark Catacombs.

• The Princesses were leading the heroes through them.
• Twilight: "..... I didn't know the Canterlot castle even had this place. It's so, out of place with Canterlot's peaceful tones and, just overall creepy."
• Luna: "It is rarely visited after all. So it's obviously not gonna be an extremely welcoming place."
• Hisses are heard.
• The floor broke off and reveil stone covered Centapedes.
• Celestia: "Alchourse. We forgot about our Cementapede infestsation."
• Rarity: "CANTERLOT HAS A CEMENTAPEDE INFESTSATION!?"
• Luna: "Allow the princesses to show these beasts their place."
• One Cementapede lunged itself at the princesses as the leaped away!
• Luna and Celestia flipped backwords up and fired at the Cementapedes, but aside from giving minor pain, the creatures won't relent!
• Luna: "They were always annoyingly persistent pests."
• Celestia: See why no one even visits this place?
• Patrick: You'd think you would've had this infestation cleared out by now.
• Celestia: Again, they are persistent. And they reproduce like cockroaches, so even IF we clear an infestation, there'll be one more to reproduce and replenish it.
• Ginormica: (Sees that the caverns have a high ceiling)...Then I suppose it's bug-stomping time. (Grows to her bigger size, and stomps on all the Cementapedes)...
• Luna:...Wow...
• SpongeBob: Blech, bug-paste!
• Po: Uh...these creatures aren't endangered, are they?
• Celestia: Goodness no. They reproduce AND are as plentiful as cockroaches. They've been around since the First Wendigo Ice Age millennia ago. But we'd better move. These creatures won't stay gone for long.
• Icky: "By the way, that backwords flip thing, awesome!"
• Celestia: "Thank you. Our parents were good teachers."
• Luna: "Just follow the signs and walk down the staircase."

Later.

• A overly glorifived safe sits at the bottom of a bottomless aybis as a series of old and fragle stairs are seen.
• At the very top, the heroes looked concerned at this.
• Rarity: "It's really hard to believe all this is underneath Canterlot's castle."
• Twilight: And close to the cave that Chrysalis sent me to.
• Luna: "That's exactly the idea. Allow Celestia and myself to retrived them. It's clear these old steps have lost their luster."
• Patrick: Oh, please, they look fine--(Steps on a stair and a monster roar was heard)...Hey?...(Steps on it again and the monster roar was heard again)...(Patrick smiles, and steps on it 3 more times as the monster sounds were heard, and he laughs) Hey look, it's making noise. (Steps on it again, and it breaks)...And, they really HAVE lost their luster.
• Celestia: (She and Luna fly to the safe as they used magical beams that shot across the crystal lock, and it opened the safe to reveal a box similar to the one that was used to hold the Elements of Harmony, and they flew back up with it) This box contains the Elements. It must be hidden and kept under supervision at all times.
• Kowalski: Oh, pfft, we can keep that thing safe. Tyranny's not gonna be here for a couple of hours, so we're sure to keep it in good hands...or wings...or any limbs, really.
• Skipper: Question now is... Who is good enough to wield these things?
• Icky: "And where the heck are we gonna find them?"
• Shifu: "..... Or maybe.... We should have them find us. I have, one way we can seek them out."

Meanwhile, in Ponyville...

• A humble little house is seen.
• Inside, Lyra Heartstrings was seen sleeping soundly, as we enter her dream.

Dream.

• An empty landscape was seen.
• A caped straw-hat figure is seen walking down.
• A voice: "In a land of woe and dispear.... And bad hygene skills (A thug with bad teeth ran by), there was only one force of rightiousness."
• The camera zoomed in on the figure, which only partically it's face was reveiled to be Lyra.
• A voice: "A heroine, shined as the only beacon of hope for this lands' troubled people."
• Lyra unphasedly barged into a lonely bar, which the light reveils it is troubled by the Villain Leage, the Dark Dragon Scougre Empire, Team Nefarious, and various Oc villains, as well as some of Equestias' most infamous villains.
• Lyra sat down on the table, as the villains all rushed to her, giving her dark glares.
• Tirek: ".... It's clear you like to chew. Maybe you should chew, ON MY FIST?!"
• Tirek punched the table.
• Voice: "But the heroine was never phased by the brute once as she ate her noodles. Then she swallowed. (Lyra does that). And she spoke.
• Lyra: "Chewing fists is my specialty...if you know what I mean. (The villains were confused)...But enough talk, let's fight!"
• Lyra epicly blasted away the villains, as Tirek was sent flying surprised, Lyra then blasted away Junjie, Dr. Facilier and Meng Tao!
• Lyra's vocie: "She moved so fast and so awesomely, (She frontal flipped in front of Mirage and Nefarious about to attack but were caught on how epic it was), That any foe she beaten (She blasted the two away) became blind by the mere sight of it (Nefarious and Mirage crashed into a wall)"
• Mirage: "MY EYES?!"
• Nefarious: "HOLY SHIT, THAT HORSE IS TOO AWESOME?!"
• Colts: "AND A BABE!?"
• Manager: "How can we repay you?"
• Lyra: "There's not charged for awesomeness.... Or attractiveness..... By the way, I'm not straight.
• Colts: "Aw, then some mare is REALLY lucky."
• Lyra looks back at the shocked of her awesomeness villains and blasts them all upwords as she began kicking butt!
• Lyra's voice: "It didn't mattered what foe she faced, she beatened them with the skills of a champ and the heroics of an incredibly awesome warrior?!"
• Lyra began beating down more villains, as she reached high enough, waves of Changlings and Diamond Dogs rose from the sky and aimed to attacked her!
• Lyra:...(She blasted a massive glow from her horn as all the villains fell into the water in defeat)
• Voice:...Never before had a pony been so feared, and so loved. She was fearless. She was grand. She was the one who would want to kiss your hand more than anypony else...for more reasons than you know, but that's not important. (Some familiar figures appeared) Even the most heroic ponies in all of Equestria, and her childhood friend, Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, bowed and respected her.
• Applejack: YEE-HAH! You're some sweet stuff, sister.
• Rainbow Dash: The way you took out those bastard Villains, you were like 'BAM', 'POW', 'SHA-BAM', and then you blasted them with the Glowing Flare of Starswirl! Nopony has used that technique in eons!
• Lyra: I am a champion of all things. There is no limits to my awesomeness.
• Voice: But even THESE heroes didn't just respect her. Other heroes from other worlds, such as it's many-times saviors, the great and powerful Shell Lodge Squad, gave anything to have them be one of their greatest allies.
• Po: We should hang out.
• Lyra: Agreed. (All heroes got in a fighting stance as multiple Darkspawn warriors were seen, all being lead by Chernabog)
• Chernabog: ATTACK!
• Voice: But hanging out would have to wait! Because when you're facing the most feared evil in all of the UUniverses...(The heroes charged into action, as did the Darkspawn warriors)...There's only one thing that matters more than anything in the entire UUniverses, and THAT'S-
• SpongeBob: LYRA! (Lyra was surprised that he had a familiar voice)...Get up!
• Icky: (Same voice) Get up!
• Shifu: (Same voice) I need your help with something!
• Lyra: "What?"
• Lyra falls down!

Reality

• Bon-Bon: (Wakes up Lyra) Lyra, get up!
• Lyra: Sweetie Drops, uh, I mean, Bon-Bon, what's going on? Is there another creature from Tartarus that escaped?
• Bon-Bon: No, thank Luna. I need your help to run the candy shop, remember?
• Lyra: "..... Oh, right. Sorry Bon-Bon."
• Bon-Bon: "Sorry, does not, get candy sold. Ok, did you had the "Epic Hero dream" again?"
• Lyra: Well, I certainly didn't have another one of those wet dreams concerning humans, that's for sure.
• Bon-Bon:...(Shivers)...Point taken. This is actually the 10th time you had the Epic Hero dream. What's this all about?
• Lyra:...Well...I don't know. It's been going on since Cranky and Matilda got married. When you told me about your double life as a secret agent...even though your agency is disbanded...I was wondering...what if I were like that?
• Bon-Bon:...You were really dreaming about having a life as a secret agent?
• Lyra: Well...I wouldn't say that. I'm sure the secret agent life is fine, and all, but...I don't wanna be one of those ponies when you have to constantly keep your identity a secret to those around you. I wanna be a hero. As in the one who gets stuff done, you know, like the Shell Lodge Squad, or heck, even my childhood friend Twilight.
• Bon-Bon:...I feel for you, Lyra. I had the same dreams when I was just a filly. I wanted to be a hero, too. But I was a filly during a time when heroism was a rare occurrence. So...yeah, a life as a secret agent for the anti-monster agency was the closest job I could afford. Sure it wasn't what I was hoping for, but I was able to hide my identity by being the owner of a candy shop.
• Lyra:...You'd think you'd have a cutie mark concerning your secret identity as an agent.
• Bon-Bon: Oh, trust me, if I did, I'd work for a PUBLIC agency. Ponies that are in private agencies are required to discover a side job and get a cutie mark pertaining to that. It'd be the perfect cover, and we wouldn't have to risk getting arrested for fake cutie marks. The whole thing about agencies in Equestria is pretty complicated.
• Lyra:...But still, I wanna do something big. Bigger than even being in an agency. Bigger than Equestria. Bigger than even myself.
• Bon-Bon: Oh, I don't know if such an opportunity will just fall out of the sky, Lyra.
• Lyra:...(Sighs) I know, but still.
• Bon-Bon: "Now, come on Sweetie, we need to get to the shop. It's been closed long enough after that Mayhem mess."
• Loud music was heard!
• Voice: "VINYL!?"
• Lyra: "(Chuckles), Sounds like Octava and Vinyl are up today."

Elsewhere, at Vinyl and Octava's house.

• Octava: "VINYL?! COULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!?"
• Vinyl said nothing as she did that.
• Octava: "(Sighs)........ Vinyl, I know your truthicly capable of speech. You just prefer to be the strong silent type. It's leading people to think your mute. I had heard you spoke at least once, but in truth, you just don't like talking to much, contuary to commen Brony beliefs."
• Vinyl just dranked a soda.
• Octava: "..... (Sighs).... Admitingly, I wished you were talkative like that, so it doesn't felt like I'm talking to myself."
• Vinyl hugged Octava.
• Octava: "(Sighs happly).... But at least your a WONDERFUL listener. Now, we must check up on Bon-Bon and Lyra, their candy shop will reopen soon and I must get my canterlot imported caramels. Behave yourself, and I'll get you some pop rocks. JUST, promise to have them seperately from the soda. Remember LAST time?"

Cutaway

• Vinyl: (Ate pop rocks, and then drunk soda)
• Octavia/Lyra/Bon-Bon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Vinyl burped so loud, it was heard all throughout Equestria, from Canterlot, to Griffonstone, Yakyakistan, the Crystal Empire, Drakesis' Kingdom, and even Tartarus where Tirek was listening)
• Tirek:...(Sighs) The shenanigans ponies get themselves into these days.

Present

• Octavia: (Vinyl nods 'yes')...Good. Now let's go. I'm sure the others are waiting for us. (They both left and Vinyl got on her headphones and started dancing to the music until a massive blast was heard)...Whoa!...Looks like the Doc had another lab accident.
• Familiar Lab
• Dr. Whooves:...(He was seen with an ashy head and coughed)...Well...my theory is confirmed. Time travel by artificial craftsponyship is...IMPOSSIBLE!!! I mean, sure there's a magic spell for it, but GREAT WITHERING STALLIONS, I WAS SO CLOSE TO PROVING THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR EARTH PONIES AND PEGASI!!! URRGH!!
• ???: Doc! (Derpy appeared)
• Dr. Whooves: Oh, yes, Derpy...or, Muffins, I should say...you must be here to take me to Bon-Bon's Candy Shop. How I do love her candied Danishes. Of course, I have to spare my consumption of them because I'm not that much in confectionary foods.
• Derpy: Oh, but they are delicious. Bon-Bon is such a nice cook, and her cooking skills and candied foods are just wonderful. Just a single taste of her homemade peanut-butter cups made me forget about that awful mistake I made about Cranky and Matilda's wedding.
• Dr. Whooves: Oh, I tried those. They're...a bit average. I tasted peanut-butter cups a lot as a foal. But at least I did try out my final tests on the time-travel machine which I decided to continue despite my realization of that time-travel spell. But unfortunately...it blew up in my face.
• Derpy: Oh, it's not so bad, Doc. Just come with me to the Candy Shop, and you'll feel a lot better.
• Dr. Whooves: I sure hope so. (The two left)

Bon-Bon's Candy Shop

• Bon-Bon: (All 6 ponies were seen enjoying their food)...Well, what do you ponies think?
• Dr. Whooves: Same great taste, same great satisfaction. I'm feeling better already.
• Derpy: See? I knew you'd come around.
• Octava: "So, what's new on the agenda, ladies? And Good Doctor?"
• Bon-Bon: "Well, Bon-Bon had another "Epic Hero" dream."
• Dr. Whooves: "Oh really? Was it the one akin to the openning senquence to "Kung Fu Panda" again?"
• Lyra: "Oh yeah, I love that dream, it's so EPIC!?"
• Octava: "Ya know, I noticed you've became quite a fan to those misfits and the Mane 6 as of late."
• Lyra: "Well, at first, I didn't gave either of them much of a passing glace, but, ever since how- (Bon-Bon nudged Lyra)..... Epicly Twilight and Friends fought the Bug-Bear. Did you see them fight it?"
• Octava: "I didn't want to concern myself with a typical life-or-death struggle with those vigilanties. Those Mares are questionably made to risk their lifes every day by order of our "Wise" Princess. No offence to Celestia, but, why must she endanger them to keep the rest of us safe? She has a royal guard! Why, she's practicly a god! What's wrong with handling this fiascos herself? She's done it before!"
• Dr. Whooves: "Oh please, Miss Octava, not again."
• Bon-Bon: "Octava, we didn't come here to listen to you spew Celestia-Specticisum again."
• Octava: "I know, I know, but, it's just that, I still can't get over the fact that she once entrusted a beast like Discord to stop that brute Tirek, and it CERTAINLY didn't end well. I mean no ill will to her majusty the princess, but this is why my father always say that Equestia is due for Demockracy."
• Lyra: "Well, nothing against your dad, but, he's kinda a huge ginormo critic of Celestia. No one else in Equestia even takes him seriously."
• Derpy: "Besides, your WAY better then him. He's always so, mean and angry, and your, nice, if though, abit stiffy and snooty?"
• Octava: "......... I know that, but.... He has no one else to support him. I don't want to inheredly think he's right, but.... He's not currently wrong about those situations either. I want to see it in the majority's perspective, but.... I have to understand what goes on in Celestia's mind. And that's.... Sort've hard to do. The princess is just so unreadable and-"
• Vinyl stuffed a caramal in Octava's mouth. Octava chews it up and swallows.
• Octava: "..... Your right, Vinyl. I should appresiate that at least she's a compident and determined ruler. I, just hope my father would understand that."
• Lyra: "Ok, so, Doc, outside of that Time Machine, what else are you working on that hasn't explouded yet?"
• Dr. Whooves: "Well, I am working on a marvelious new creation: The first ever steam-punkian mech!"
• Octava: "Care to repeat that doctor? Because my realm of disbelief must've been active, cause, did I heard you say "Steam-Punkian Mech"?"
• Dr. Whooves: "Why yes, my understandably, but nayively specitical cello player, (brings out skematics for such device), My Steam-Punkian Mech will enable any pony, earth, pegasi, and unicorn, to be able to fight against almost everything. I am designing this bad boy with every weapon imaginable: Fireworks, Lazers, Blades, Iron-Fists, Iron Feet, Jetpacks and-"
• Octava: "But what powers your latest comtraption?"
• Dr. Whooves: "Well, it quite obviously is in the name."
• Derpy: "Whoa, a machine powered by punks."
• An awkword drum sound was heard.
• Dr. Whooves:... You are so much fun to bring for a meal at Bon-Bon's, Muffins. Anyway, no, this is powered by steam.
• Lyra: Hmm... Seems like a primitive power source to use.
• Dr. Whooves: Well, I haven't actually learned how to properly use electricity as of yet. The only work I DID use that on was a lightning-powered cloning device that...sadly didn't work.
• Lyra: Lightning-powered? Seriously?
• Dr. Whooves: Well, yeah, I haven't learned how to create outlets yet, and there's no pylons for me to connect electricity to. I have had the idea of an electric generator for each house, but...it turns out such a speculation would cost a fortune. You'd have to be as rich as Filthy Rich in order to have your own power generator. And let me tell you, an inventive career doesn't pay well, especially since you have to pay for the equipment you use in your inventions. The worst I get, like that time machine, only end up with a no-money back guarantee. (Sighs)
• Bon-Bon: Oh, believe me, the economy sometimes goes down the toilet every once in a while. Celestia said she'd fix that someday.
• Octavia: You actually got to meet the Princess? I always thought you were just a candy-store owner.
• Bon-Bon:.. .I... I actually made treats for her during one of the Galas, that's all.
• Lyra: (Whispering) Nice cover there, Bonny-Bon. (Chuckles)
• Bon-Bon: (Sighs)
• Derpy: And I must say, Octavia, you and Vinyl did some great original music at Cranky and Matilda's wedding.
• Octavia: Oh, please, give credit to Vinyl for providing originality. I was getting tired of the old-school classics. She really has the passion for music.
• Dr. Whooves:... If I may ask, why do you two live with each other and split your house? Do you tolerate each other?
• Octavia: Not exactly, but we grew up in the same school, and became good friends.
• Lyra: Aside from the brony fandom saying you two are a couple...as well as Derpy and Dr. Whooves.
• Dr. Whooves:... I beg your pardon?
• Lyra: What, you think I'm joking? Look it up if you have Internet.
• Dr. Whooves:... Dear, the crazy things our fans do to us these days.
• Octavia: But bottom line, I took poor Vinyl in with me when she was having trouble with a mortgage.
• Dr. Whooves:... Then why, pray tell, do you divide your house like that?
• Octavia: "Well, we need a proper place to store our items and keep them from being misplaced."
• Bon-Bon: ".... Wouldn't've been easier to get a wall to do that?"
• Octavia: "Sadly, being a musicion isn't exactly a life of fancy in terms of budget. I mainly due shows for a sub-standerd pay. It gets food on the table, but I wouldn't call it good enough to turn a humble home to an extravigent mansion. Why did you think I do alot of shows in Canterlot? I'm allowed to charged extra cause everyone there is pretty much rich."
• Dr. Whooves: "What about Vinyl? I imagine life as a DJ pays well for big clubs."
• Octavia: "They do, but that money is mainly spent at once for Sunglasses care, equitment repair after wild enough parties, and on occation of there's enough, the latest expensive pet of the day. This week, it's a miniture unsentient Hydra. It ended up getting out the minute it ate up a week's worth of food. We still don't know what had became of it since."
• Derpy: "Was it wearing a spiked coller on one of the necks?"
• Octavia: "Yes, why?"
• Derpy: "Well....."
• Octavia: ".... Pred Judu Des?"
• Derpy: "Pretty much."
• Octavia sighs sadly as she comferted an emotionally distressed Vinyl.
• Octavia: "There there. I did warn you this sort of thing was a factor in having a mythic creature pet."
• Lyra: "So, how far did you get to complete it?"
• Dr. Whooves: "It's almost done actselly. It, only has the fists and feet though, and as explained, I can't afford much else. So far, it can only be able to slowly move manually."
• Derpy: "Well, why not used those pretty explody rocks as a power shorce?"
• Dr. Whooves:...A LOVE-fueled machine? (Scoffs, and laughs) I haven't seen an idea THAT ridiculous since the machinery in that cheesy Inspector Gadget movie. Once that movie was seen, that concept of getting powered by love could NEVER be taken seriously EVER again....Not that it's a bad idea, but in all honesty, to fuel something with your heart would be impossible. You'd have to be hugging a loved one the ENTIRE TIME, or be in ecstasy after a kiss of somepony you love. You'd even have to be a Changeling in order to operate such a machine. It's just implausible to find that source whenever you need it.
• Derpy: Sorry, thought I'd drop something off.
• Bon-Bon: Oh, don't worry, Doc. Keep trying and you'll eventually find a better power source than steam or electricity.
• Dr. Whooves: I sure hope so. I don't want it to be just another waste of space crowding up my lab.
• ???: "Oh, I think it might be that and more, Whooverton."
• Dr. Whooves: "..... Oh no."
• A well dressed Earth Pony genius arrived with two troll bodyguards.
• Dr. Whooves: "...... Dr. Eureka..... We meet again."
• Dr. Eureka: "Hello, Doctor Hoof. How's a life of continuious failure treating you? My life of introdusing tecknowagey into the culturaless wasteland that is Equestia has been quite benifital. I'm now the richest earth pony ever, and I'm famous or reintrudosing the helecopter back to Equestia, inspired by Kevin's designs alchourse."
• Dr. Whooves: "THAT WAS YOU!?"
• Dr. Eureka: "Exactly, my friend. For I am, afterall.... DR. EUREKA?! My genius knows no bounds. Yours on the other hand, knows plently of bounds. Why, (grabs away Dr. Whooves Skematics for the Steam-Punkian Mech) I am even making a WAY better verson of your qouted, "Steam-Punkian" Mech, only I am using REAL tecknowagey to make it possable. Not your silly little child's playthings you always make. And it will have what you tried to implament and WAY more."
• Dr. Whooves: "YOU CAD?! THAT'S MY IDEA?!"
• Dr. Eureka: "But I'm improving apawn it. You should thank me for taking some stress on your novice mind on even making such a thing, Hoofy!"
• Eureka and his trolls laughed!
• Dr. Whooves: "Why, I, I'M SUEING FOR TECKNOWAGEY INFRIGEMENT!?"
• Dr. Eureka: "HA! With your barely existent salery? You can't even afford a REALLY BAD Lawyer, let alot the armies of lawyers I have at my beck and call. And they're all masterful, and rarely lose a case. Courts will always faver me in the end, and not the sad little inventer wanna-be from a backwater town like Ponyville."
• Dr. Whooves: "THEN I'LL TAKE IT TO CELESTIA HERSELF?!"
• Dr. Eureka laughs hysterically as do the Trolls!
• Dr. Eureka: "Like the princess of Equestia will EVER take a pitiful excuse of a genius like YOU seriously!? Face it. The Princess never bothers with a nobody."
• Dr. Whooves: "LISTEN HERE YOU JACKASS IN PONIES SKIN, I-"
• One of trolls grab Whooves by the neck!
• Dr. Eureka stares blankly at Whooves.
• Dr. Eureka: "..... Goro, Coro, kindly remind Hoofy his place, will you?"
• The Trolls, Goro and Coro, smiled as they raised their fists!
• Derpy: "DOCTOR?!"
• Punches are heard at the 5 flinched in shock!
• The trolls drop Whooves to the ground, as he was bruzed and bleeding from his nose and mouth.
• Dr. Eureka: "Ahh, nostaglia, Hoof. Just like when we were kids. I had Goro and Coro beat you, I take your silly ideas for inventions, and imrpoved on it thanks to my wealthy parents, and I rightfully became a genius. And you? Your a sad nobody, just like I always, envisioned. And I bet you won't show up to Ponyville's annual inventer's convention, correct? Cause you no can't offer an invention that won't BLOW UP in your face, litterally! Have fun bleeding!"
• Dr. Eureka and the two trolls laughed as they leaved!
• Dr. Whooves: ".... Well, (coughs), it explains my unasked question on why he left his cozy penthouse in Las Pegasis to even come here. The Inventer's convention..... (Sheds a tear).... And as usual, I won't get to attend."
• Derpy:...Why that awful pony! Why does he always have to get away with stealing your work?
• Dr. Whooves: (Sighs) Dr. Eureka has done it for years. He claims them as his own, improves on them, and what am I met with when I end up introducing MY inventions? They keep calling me a copycat because everypony saw HIM introduce the idea first and did it so much better. We both started in the same science college, and he got himself some corporate crap that made him popular. After years of being outshined, I started losing my edge, and ate up money trying to beat him. He's been the bane of my existence ever since. I was always the one to get shunned, and Eureka got praise he didn't rightly deserve. Lawsuits couldn't help me, and I couldn't even see the Princess about it because of being so unpopular. (Sighs)... I hate him SO MUCH!!!
• Bon-Bon:... So... HE'S the reason you're so unsuccessful with your experiments?
• Dr. Whooves: Damn right! He's a corporate thief who always got away with his thefts by introducing them before I could, AFTER stealing them from me. Every single day he makes me unpopular, I just want to rip my hair out, go straight up to his house, and pour nitro-glycerin straight up his--(Everyone was shocked at his reaction)... Ahem. Point being, he's a big jerk who made me a big stick in the mud. Even my flameless fireworks couldn't save my popularity because... Well... Remember the said Inspector Gadget movie? When they heard that it was fueled by love...they laughed me out of the room as the result of the 'mediocre ignition that reminded them of such a cheesy movie.' (Sighs, and actually sheds a tear) That's why I tried so hard to prove that science is just as powerful as magic. If I could show that any invention could match magic in every way, I could be popular.
• Lyra: Did you do it the first time?
• Dr. Whooves: I did...but...EUREKA STOLE IT AND INTRODUCED IT BEFORE I COULD, AND EVERYONE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING THE...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Rips his hair off and got teary-eyed)... I wish that moron never got popular.
• Bon-Bon:... (Sighs) I am so sorry for you, Doc. I'm sure that someday, Eureka will pay for his crimes.
• Dr. Whooves: How? Everypony loves him, and refuses to believe anyone who calls him a thief. Every time I warn everyone, I'm accused as the thief. He's pulling off the perfect crime here! Unless something life-changing comes up that will make me more than just a misunderstood genius, then I can't see how that one note pretender will be punished.
• Chi-Fu's voice: "CITIZENS, I BRING AN IMPOURENT PROLCPROMATION ABOUT A NEW RECENT DEFELUPTMENT?!"
• The group were surprised by that and looked out their window!
• Chi-Fu was seen near a gathering of ponies.
• Chi-Fu: "The Draconequus known as Tyranny, has escaped?!"
• Ponies gasped!
• Octavia: "Oh no. Another choas episode?"
• Chi-Fu: "But do not despear! So far, he, really hasn't done anything serious lately. But be cautious. He could either be warming up, or is lost in an unfamilier place."

Frozen North again.

• Tyranny: (As he still reigned destruction and chaos across the Frozen North) "I AM STILL COMPLETELY LOST!?"

Ponyville.

• Chi-Fu: "But worry not! Speical powers that lay dorment ever since his last defeat are bring brought to the light again! But, there's an issue. It needs a new elemental barer to represent them. So, if you wish to see you fit that discription, then come to the Canterlot plaza center and see if the element chooses you! The presentation starts tomorrow!"
• Chi-Fu left on his horse as some Shen's wolves posted up posters of the event, getting ponies excited!
• Dr. Whooves: "..... Did I..... Heard that right?"
• Octavia: "Yes. Turns out Mayhem was but a pilminerary for a nastier season of choas. WHY, is Equestia always the epicenter for all this madness? You don't see these sort of fiascos happening in Griffinmainia or Dragonia or even in Draconequua! Why, you'd think Tyranny would go bother them first because of their betrayal, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he has to go and harass us little ponies and-"
• Vinyl stuffed another caramal in Octavia's mouth, she chews it up and shallows it.
• Octavia: "..... Your right Vinyl, I shouldn't fuss over it."
• Bon-Bon: "Well, since I'm gonna have to close up my shop again due to ineditable choas storm, how's about we see the presentation? I mean, it's VERY unlikely ponies like us would get the job, but it be nice to see new protectors born."
• Dr. Whooves: "Ok, why not? It'll get my mind off of Eureka, I mean, as long as he doesn't attempt anything from there, like actselly wanting to become the new barer, cause then I'll be made even MORE uncreditable!"
• Lyra had a face of pure glee!
• Lyra: "I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE GUYS?! BYE!?"
• Lyra zoomed off!
• Bon-Bon: "..... I don't think I liked where that was going."
• Derpy was stareing the poster.
• Derpy: "Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Pretty picture."
• Dr. Whooves: "Ah, Derpy, your so adorable when your easily distracted."

Elsewhere, at the Ponyville Inn

• A Unicorn that is a recolor of Coco walked into the room as Dr. Eureka was enjoying an extravigent dinner.
• Dr. Eureka: "Ahh, my little beautiful sectratary La-Te. Anything new today?"
• La-Te the unicorn: "Well, there's, kinda a new crisis with another rouge Draconequus, sir. The, convention is likely to move next week as a result."
• Dr. Eureka: "Well, if I wasn't already a magnifisent genius who prepares for any situation, even the unexpected, I'd panic. So tell me, did that rascalian Mayhem escape again, or is this a new one?"
• La-Te: "..... It's the first ever one, sir. Tyranny."
• Dr. Eureka was letgitamently surprised as he almost choked on his lunched and spat it out!
• Dr. Eureka: "..... I'll, admit, that wasn't one the lists, not even on my "expect the unexpected" list. Though Ironicly ya would think I would added that there. Does this mean I can assume that obviously the original saviors won't be the ones who are a threat to him, that Celestia will bring out the only things an actual threat to him?"
• La-Te: "Yes sir. The louger Shifu is holding a presentation for the Elements of Peace tomorrow. New heroes could be litterally choosen by the Elements of Peace."
• Dr. Eureka: ".... And I'm correct to assume one of them is of Intelligence?"
• La-Te: "Uh, yes, but, the stones are abit picky about who they want as their barers."
• Dr. Eureka: "Well, since I am the most famous genius in anywhere of Equestia, the element of Intelligence will surely know beggers can't be choosers. Becoming a hero will be the most magnifisent thing in my already fabuliously grand career!"
• La-Te: "But, it might get in the way of your social life and-"
• Dr. Eureka: "Oh that's what your for, La-Te. To balence my life and career! Now, resheduale all my appointments to other days, I am going to attend the presentation and make a marvelious enterence as the new barer of intelligence and become a hero! Chop-chop, time is money you know!"
• La-Te: "But, what about Whooves?"
• Dr. Eureka: "Hoofy? BAH! Don't worry your sexy little unicorn head, my sweet! You can just use your magic to jinx him to look like the true idiot he is! Surely the Element ot Inteligence will pick me now."
• La-Te: "Isn't that, dishonest, sir?"
• Dr. Eureka: "We already had this disgussion, my dear. It's not dishonestry, it's surviveal of the geniuses. And Hoofy just simply doesn't play the game right. If he's not willing to dominate his peers and crush the dreams of his rivals, then he's obviously not worthy to be considered a genius, understand La-Te?"
• La-Te looks relucently at Eureka.
• La-Te: "(Hesitently) Y-y-y-yes sir. I'll, make sure the jinx is made on Doctor Whooves."
• Dr. Eureka: "That's my girl! And remember, it's our little secret."
• La-Te:...(Sighs, and leaves)
• Dr. Eureka:...Ah, yes. As soon as that element picks me, I'll be more popular than ever. (Chuckles)
• La-Te: (Quietly and away from his hearing)...It's not going to work, you know. (Leaves)

Meanwhile...

• Criminal Deed: (Him, the other Draconequus, Grouse and the Razor Feathers were seen in a large crater as they recovered from Tyranny's attack)...Owch!
• Grouse: I told you it wouldn't work!
• Red-White-and-Tan Griffin: GREAT!!! JUST GREAT!!! NOW THERE'S A MONSTER WREAKING DEVASTATION ON EQUESTRIA!!! (Grabs Criminal Deed by the neck) This is all YOUR fault! This was supposed to go on SMOOTHLY!
• Ronan: Redwing, calm yourself! At least we tried. Now refraign from violently injuring someone just this once before you end up making things worse.
• Redwing:...Fine! (Puts Criminal Deed down)
• Teal-and-White Gannet-like Griffin: So... What do we do now?
• Criminal Deed: "..... Trust me when I say, we're better off staying out of this altogather. If we try to insist to Tyranny that he needs us, he'll do MORE then just humiliate us this time! And we all know the consinquences of warning the Equestians about this! It's better they think that idiot Mayhem's, mayhem, alone broke Tyranny free! As far as they know, we have NOTHING to do with this!"
• Ronan: "So we're just gonna dump him, huh? Seems fair. If he doesn't want our help, why force him? Am I right?"
• Criminal Deed: "Besides, even if he doesn't want our DIRECT help, Arch still has Tyranny free to unknowingly do his work for him, whether he wants to acknowlegde it or not. So over all, mission accomplish, right?"
• Grouse: "EXCEPT WHEN TYRANNY YAPS ABOUT US BEING RESPONDSABLE FOR FREEING HIM?! And because Titan had his fancy Nobody Talisment stolen, we're doomed to be exposed as traitors to harmony!? Even the likes of rouge griffins will have a difficulty to take my group lightly, And YOU will be made even MORE wanted for causing the freedom of your people's worse tyrant to escape?!"
• Criminal Deed: "Pfft! Oh please! It's not like the Draconequus Royal Guard is gonna spontaniously appear when I scream at the top of my voice, (Yelling) I'M RESPONDSABLE FOR FREEING TYRANNY!?"
• Ronan: "And, you just provoked karma."
• Criminal Deed: "Pfft! There's, NO, such thing, as kar-" (Several Draconequui guards appeared)...ma...well, crap! Looks like I yelled too soon.
• Draconequus #1: Criminal Deed, you are under arrest!
• Grouse:... Well, we're out! (The griffins flew off quickly)
• Criminal Deed: DON'T LEAVE ME, YOU COWARDS!!! (The Draconequus guards pin down him and his Draconequus assistants)
• Thigana: (As the griffins flew off)... Boss, are you sure it was a good idea to leave them?
• Grouse: No! We have far more important matters to attend to. We must take care of the heroes and make sure they do not let themselves be told of our involvement to the Mafia Alliance OR Architect.
• Captain Ronan:... Are you sure that's a good idea, sir?
• Grouse: Maybe not, but we have no choice. With the Nobody Talisman gone, we have no power over their memories. So I'm afraid we cannot let ANY information concerning the Architect's plans get out.
• Ramus: But... Uh... What if they start getting suspicious of our activity? And... Celestia forbid what if we ended up getting hurt in more ways than one by Tyranny?
• Grouse: It must be done, Ramus! If the Architect falls, then Titan falls, and if Titan falls, so does the Mafia Alliance! It won't be THAT bad should the heroes figure out we're in league with the Mafia Alliance, but that's about it. It's better for both us and Titan and The Architect that Tyranny's escape is nothing more then a freak occarence. You are my best enforcers, so can I count on you all to prevent ANY secrets from being leaked out?
• Captain Ronan:... Well... I suppose you can count on us, sir. But, there's still Criminal Deed and, he'll, rat us out as accomplises.
• Grouse realises the flaw of the plan.....
• Grouse: "ALCHOURSE THE VENGEFUL LOUSE WOULD DO THAT!? Ok, NEW PLAN!? The next best thing we can do, is finish off Tyranny! Titan is likely gonna have a hissy fit over this, pardon the pun base on him being a snake, but I think he and his darkspawn partner would appresiate not being exposed over keeping this botched plan alive!"
• Ronan: "And, HOW, are we suppose to kill an immortal abomination?"
• Grouse: "..... Oh, right. Ok, newer plan! We get out of here, we go underground for awhile, and wait for it to blow over! They'll settle with punishing Criminal Deed, and the fact we dump him will prove that we had no true loyalty or faith on what Deed was doing, and eventally in days time, things will go to normal!"
• Ramus: But what about the secret? If we don't do something, they'll know more than just us being a part of the Mafia Alliance. Like, what if they used a magic spell to read Criminal Deed's mind, and discover the plans of the Mafia Alliance?
• Grouse: Relax, they can't read his mind. Every person who works with the Mafia Alliance is required by regulations to have mental blocks to prevent mind-reading from being a factor. No hypnotizing, no mind-reading, and he'll always stay shut about it.
• Ramus: But...what if he DOES reveal it because of the fact that we abandoned him?
• Ronan: That's not going to happen. He knows how powerful the Architect is, and if he were to reveal it, he would be punished severely, if not by death, but by something far worse.
• Grouse: Indeed. There's nothing we can do now but retreat back into the shadows and hope that everyone doesn't know ANYTHING about Architect's involvement.
• Ronan: "Ok, Operation: Hideaway is a go team!"
• The Griffins escape off into the distence!
• Draconequus Guard: "..... Should we bother with those guys, captain?"
• Draconquui Guard Captain: "Ah don't worry. The fact they dumped Criminal Deed is prove they aren't too proud of what they just did. As for you, Deed. You better home this isn't worthy of becoming a garden orniment."
• Criminal Deed: "..... Crap."

The Next day.

• King Wacky: "And THAT'S what happened!"
• Celestia: "Criminal Deed and the Griffin Mafia did this? What did a bunch of criminals had to gain from this?"
• Queen Pranks: "Well, Deed isn't talking about that, and our mind-reading experts had no luck getting the truth out of him due to some mysteriously-powerful psychic blocks, but, I wager it has something to due with their appearent Mafia Allience connections."
• Celestia: "So that criminal organisation for some reason wanted to get control of Tyranny, and obviously failed in it? And now thanks to them, Equestia is potainionally in danger of Tyranny's wrath over their irrespondsable greed and corruption?!"
• King Wacky: "We're just as upset about this outrage as you are! And we still had no luck finding out what the Mafia Alliance wanted with Tyranny because, again, the psychic blocks left us with nothing. Worse off, Deed was the asshole who made Mayhem come back to begin with, and finished off what was left of the ice prison! I wager you want to turn that idiot to stone for this, am I right?"
• Celestia: No. I'm afraid that is not in our jurisdiction, but in your royal guards' jurisdiction. We only get involved when chaos like Discord's and Mayhem's go too far. People like Criminal Deed are not that big a threat for us Alicorns to deal with.
• King Wacky:...That is a good point.
• Celestia: But what IS in our jurisdiction is Tyranny. We must find a way to stop him before he reaches civilization. We can already feel the astronomical power he is unleashing around wherever he is currently going.
• Luna: From the looks of it, his first target might be the Crystal Empire. If we don't find some ponies to represent the Elements of Peace soon, Equestria will be destroyed, starting with the Crystal Empire!
• Kind Wacky: "Oh, don't worry, Tyranny was actselly an IDIOT when it comes to a sense of direction! He couldn't even find the bathroom correctly!"

Flashback.

• Tyranny: "WHERE DO WE PUT THE BATHROOMS IN THIS PLACE?!"

Present

• Celestia:"....... Wow...... We were actselly afraid of someone with a poor sense of direction? No wonder we're not dealing with him now."
• Luna: "Well, even idiots can become a threat eventally. I recimmend we put the Christail Empire under a magic sheild to discourage the big brute to making it it's first victim, as well as all the other cities just to be safe."
• Celestia: Well, we all know that shields eventually fall, including those of Equestria. And Tyranny is unbelievably persistent. If he wasn't, he wouldn't have been a great villain. He HAS torn down magic shields before.
• King Wacky: It's true, he really has. But still, shields CAN give us time either way, so put up the shields, anyway. By the time Tyranny shatters them, we'll be ready for him.
• Celestia: I hope so. The Lodgers and the Mane 11 have spread news about our needs all throughout Equestria, and the Elements themselves will choose who is worthy and who is unworthy. The Elemental Bearers have to be strong, kind-hearted, determined, peaceful, and COPLETELY non-prone to anything evil.
• Luna: Hopefully, the audience will have SOME people who are qualified to be great wielders.
• Celestia: "And the fact that the elements are being exposed will slow down Tyranny's advance to the Empire.... If he's even getting there and not just aimlessly wandering about.

Forzen North.

• Tyranny: (His chaos storms still ravaged the arctic, and only intensified as Tyranny burst in anger) "CURSE THIS PLACE?! IT'S MAKING ME WONDER AIMLESSLY ABOUT?! If there's any form of civilisation here, I AM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET TO IT FOR YEARS?!"

Chapter 3: Lyra's Wild Entrance/Bon-Bon Exposed

Canterlot

• Ponies from all-over Equestia, including Bon-Bon, Octavia, and Vinyl have arrived at the enterence.
• Octavia: "We are obviously missing three more members. Where are they?"
• ???: "Uh guys?"
• Derpy shyfully appeared.
• Derpy: "You, might wanna see what's wrong with the Doctor."
• Bon-Bon: "Did he ended up getting hurt from another invention?"
• Derpy: "No."

A private spot.

• Derpy shows the three a shocking display: Dr. Whooves acting like a complete retard!
• Dr. Whooves: "POOP!? POOP POOP!? I LIKE TO EAT POOP!?"
• Octavia: "..... Oh, marvelious. He's having a mental, and appearently an extremely stupidity driven mental breakdown."
• Bon-Bon:...How did he get like this?
• Derpy: I don't know. I was checking on him in his lab to take him here, but...when I found him, he was acting like this.
• Octavia: Do you know who did this to him, let alone he did this to himself?
• Derpy: Oh, if I know him, this is NOT the result of his anger for Dr. Eureka. SOMEPONY did this to him.
• Dr. Whooves: GREAT WITHERING STALLIONS, THAT'S THE BIGGEST POOP NUGGET I'VE EVER SEEN!! (He is actually looking at some props in the room)
• Octavia: Think it was Eureka?
• Bon-Bon: "He's an earth pony, remember?"
• Octavia: "True, but he could've hired someone to do this. He is a billionaire after all. It could be any rouge Unicorn or Magic capable Mythic Being in all of Equestia."
• Bon-Bon: "Alright, we can't let anypony, let alone the princesses, see him like this!"
• Voice: "Octavia!"
• Octavia: "Oh blast! My father! I'll keep him distracted, Vinyl, Bon-Bon, Derpy, make sure the doctor stays RIGHT here! Let me handle father, understand?"
• Derpy: Oh, you can trust us, can't you?
• Octavia:... Well... One of you, I guess. And while you do, one of you keep watch to make sure nopony comes in and sees the Doc until he recovers from this mental condition.
• Dr. Whooves: I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!! I JUST IMPALED AN ALLOSAURUS IN THE EYE AND HE TRIPPED A CAMARASAURUS AND THE CAMARASAURUS CRUSHED THE POOR ALLOSAURUS, AND THE STEGOSAURUS WAS SAFE! AND THAT'S ME! (Chuckles) I JUST S*** MY PANTS!!
• Derpy: Uh... Doc, you're not even wearing pants.
• Dr. Whooves: (Babbles rapidly and runs around in crazy bursts of energy)
• Vinyl: (Face-hooves herself)
• Octavia: Oh, and be sure to look out for Lyra.
• Octavia's Father: OCTAVIA!
• Octavia:... Good luck, girls. (She leaves)
• Derpy:... So... Vinyl, you have any music for us to listen to?
• Bon-Bon: No, let's not play music. The whole point is to keep Dr. Whooves away from the public.
• Dr. Whooves: EEE-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-EEE-eee-EEE-eee! Poopie sounds funny! And it looks like chocolate!
• Bon-Bon: WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT POOP ALREADY, IT'S NOT FUNNY AND INAPPROPRIATE AT A PLACE LIKE THIS!!
• Vinyl: (Hushes Bon-Bon)
• Bon-Bon:... Sorry.
• Dr. Whooves: Poop-a-doop-boop-poop! Up-down-right-left, pooped in my PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!
• Derpy:... (Chuckles) And suddenly, it's starting to get hilarious.

Outside Private Area

• Octavia walked outside and saw a real dressed staillian going through the balding process.
• Octavia: "..... Hi father."
• Octavia's father looked at her!
• Octavia's father: "Octavia!"
• Octavia's Father ran to Octavia and hugged her!
• Octavia's Father: What took you so long, honey?
• Octavia: Well, one of my friends is suffering a... Rather... Irksome situation that they needed to keep in check. So, how have you been doing?
• Octavia's father: "Well, I came to snap some sense into the Princesses and just get them to use the Elements of Peace themselves and use those things to stop Tyranny themselves. It's reckless for even the King and Queen to even consider pitting innosent ponies against that monster! Do you agree?"
• Octavia: "It's, iffy, don't get me wrong, but-"
• Octavia's father: "Exactly! That's why I, Sir Octive, am gonna set our royal highnesses straight. It would mean the wolrd to me if you helped."
• Octavia: "..... I would love to, but, unlike you, I'm abit more afraid of damaging my reputation over giving a contrary belief and-"
• Sir Octive: "Please Octy, my little princess, I need you more then ever now. Your all I have left in this world."
• Octavia:... I don't know. What if I make myself look bad? I mean, I understand your controversial views on her, but what would she think of me if I--
• Sir Octive: You can do it, Octavia. I believe in you. Just get up there, look her in the eye, and tell her she's risking ponies' lives choosing-
• Octavia: OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT NO?! THAT'S GUARANTEED TO HAVE ME KICKED OUT OF THIS PRESENTATION! And my friends are in there waiting for me. If I go up there, there's a good chance I'll be given scorn for saying something awful. With all due respect, I can't make myself look bad. You've endured so much from her, why don't you do it?
• Sir Octive:... Because... well... I snuck in here.
• Octavia:... YOU WHAT?!?
• Sir Octive: The guards banned me from events concerning the princesses, and that's why I snuck in here.
• Octavia:... Then why in the name of Celestia have you not been noticed?
• Sir Octive:.... Seriously? Your talking about the same chuckle-heads that couldn't even stop a little plant from kidnapping our princesses, much less slightly worser foes. Outside of that, nopony knows about that. And I blend in nicely. This is why I asked you to do this for me.
• Octavia:... Look, father, I care for you, but you've already made yourself a bad reputation to the Royal Guard for your criticisms. Imagine what would happen to ME if I were to do that. And I'm far too loyal to the Princess to say anything negative. I mean, I don't 100% disagree with you, your concerns do have grounds, but the problem is, they also make ponies feel as if your, an ungrateful twat and a critic. And people don't tend to forgive critics that don't seem to have an understandable ground. These ponies are much more forgiving to Celestia's flaws and questionable habits, give or take some.... Miss-steps. And while I can't inheredly understand Celestia's choices, I don't make ponies hate me over them, espiecally not while I have a career that relies on a postitve reputation! I'm even lucky ponies didn't realise your my father, much less anyone related to me, cause they got the notion that nopony would breed with a hurtful critic! Well, if mother was still around, she would certainly proved them wrong.... Now, please, just get out of here before the guards come.
• Sir Octive:... (Sighs)...
• Octavia:... But... If it'll make you happy, I'll just talk to her in a much calmer tone instead of how you usually talk to her, this way I won't make myself look terrible and treasonous.
• Sir Octive: Thank you, my little princess, I knew I could count on you. You're growing up so fast.
• Octavia: Yes, (Chuckles, then she gasps as she saw 2 guards in the audience)... Father, you must go!
• Sir Octive: (Sees the guards) DYAH! (Hides, and Octavia leaves)

Outside Canterlot

• Lyra: (Quickly runs up to the entrance and finds that there's a large line)... AW, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!... (Walks up to a familiar blue-and-orange pony from Putting Your Hoof Down) Excuse me, can you let me scooch through, my friends are in there waiting for me.
• Pony #1: Yeah, right, lady. Wait in line like everypony else!
• Lyra: No, seriously, I-
• Pony #1: GUARDS!
• Lyra: Okay, I'll wait in line! (Chuckles, and sighs in annoyance)... Bitch.
• Pony 1: "(Scoffs), WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?"
• Lyra: "Oh, you got super hearing now? I called you a bitch!? You wanna fight about it, ya mean little trust fund parasite?!"
• Ponies: "Ohhhhhhh."
• Pony 1: "Oh, you, you did NOT just insult me, you canterlot reject?!"
• Lyra: "Oh, oh! That's real funny you said that! My father's actselly the president of Lyre Corp in Canterlot! I bet you heard of him."
• Pony 1: "Lyre corp? Wait, my dad like, works for Lyre Corp. Your the president's daughter?"
• Lyra: "Oh yeah, why do you think I have this cutie mark, genius?"
• Pony 2: "(The Blue one's friend from the same episode) We like, figured, you were just good with lyres."
• Lyra: "Well that's only HALF the reason. The other reason is because I'm the daughter of the pony who capitalised on Lyre marketing. And I don't think it'll look good for your dad's future if I told daddy that you messed with me."
• The two premadonnas looked nerviously at each-other!
• Pony 1: "Uh, (Nerviously laughs), on second thought like, maybe you were legit on the whole your friends waiting for you stuff and junk! We'll be SO, out of your way, ok?"
• The two ran off way back to the line!
• Lyra: ".... Oh yeah. No one messes with the Lyre Corp daughter. He-he!"
• Lyra gets in front.
• Lyra: "Nothing else could ruin this. I'm first in line."
• Moondancer was behind her.
• Moondancer: "One problem, Lyra. This is the line, for getting into the line to get into the Plaza."
• Lyra: "WHA!?"
• Lyra sees yet another line to get into the Plaza!
• Lyra: "UGHHHHH!? I'm never gonna get in now!?"
• Lyra leaves.
• Lyra: "You can have my spot Moondancer."
• Moondancer: "Ok, suit yourself. I imagine the presentation isn't gonna be that exciting anyway."
• Moondancer walks in as the line quickly moves.
• Lyra: "..... I need to fine another way in."
• Lyra thinks about it for awhile.
• Lyra gasped!
• Lyra: "Alchourse! I'm sure Whooves won't mind if I borrow an invention.... Hope it doesn't blow up."
• Lyra teleports away!

Canterlot Plaza.

• All the Ponies were in the audience.
• Shifu: "Citizens, of Equestia and beyond, respected visiting dignitaries, outside rulers, I welcome you to what is possably the most impourent presitation of Equestia.

Outside the Plaza.

• Lyra quickly teleported back with an exspearimental flying machine.
• Shifu's voice: "As you all have been made aware, an anichent threat has reared it's henious head for unclear reasons outside commen speculation. Let me tell you, why Tyranny is free is not impourent. What's impourent is setting the beast back in his place before he is allowed to truely become a problem. And we are more then happy to present, the one thing actselly a threat to him. The Elements of Peace!"
• The Audience cheers!
• Lyra: "Ohhh boy! I'll just wait out here until they get ready to present imagination."

At The Plaza.

• Heavenslight and Nightus brought out the box.
• Shifu takes it and shows it to the public, and opens it, reveiling six shapeless jewels that flout around the area, and amazed everyone!
• Audience: "Ohhhhh!"
• Shifu: "For the first demonstraightion, we want one of you to come forth to see our frist resented element. (One such jewel flouted down). The Element of Intelligence. Who would vollenteer to-"

Jock Jams - I Like to Move it

• Suddenly, as music interupted Shifu, A spotlight from on top of a building focuses on a sparkly dressed stranger in a top had, as sexy dancers that ranged from all three pony races to A harpy, a elf, and a dragon. As the music got started, the stranger ultamately reveiled himself as Dr. Eureka as he and the dancers began to dance, wowing almost everyone!
• The Lougers either look with confusion or lack of trusting for this interloper.
• The Mane 6 but a momentarly dancing along Fluttershy till Pinkie corrected her are very unsure about this.
• The Princesses and Nightus and Heavenslight merely kept neutrol faces.
• La-Te was seen in the crowd and sighed embarisedly.
• Octavia: "..... Oh no."
• Marty started dancing.
• Marty: "We should've brought King Julien to this."
• Alex: "Wow.... That guy knows how to dance."
• Dr. Eureka: "HELLO, Ponies and non-ponies from Equestia and beyond! Tis I, the magnifisent, the original, the one and only, Dr,"
• Dr. Eureka sets himself to hear the respond!
• Audience: "EUREKA!?"
• Dr. Eureka: "AHAHA! I love that old bit! I am the most inventive, ingenius, luxorious, billenaire revolutionist in Equestia! I am also sponsor of five of the most hippest restaurents in Equestia, Playpony, and many times winner of countless invention conventions!"
• The Audience cheers for him!
• Dr. Eureka: "So how do you fell about me becoming a HERO!?"
• The Audience cheered louder!
• Dr. Eureka: "AH-HA! I knew you'd loved that!"
• Shenzi: "Hey, who's the hotshot?"
• Twilight: "Pretty much as he said. Dr. Eureka, the most inventive and brillient inventor in Equestian history. He's pretty much reintrodusing tecknowloagey into Equestia. Remember that one helicopter that almost hit me?"
• Banzai: "He's respondsable for that?"
• Twilight: "Yeah. He's also the reason why we have movies and video games here to begin with. Heck, he's even respondsable of introdusing the first stage of the internet here!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Bottomline, the guy's a pretty damn big deal."
• Rarity: "And he has a pretty fine body for the brainy type, I'll humbly admit."
• Puss: "Ohh. Sounds dreamy."
• Dr. Eureka: "Now, how's about alittle, razzle dazzle? But first, (Coro and Goro pushed La-Te into the stage), La-Te, let us explain what our company Eureka corp has contributed in."
• La-Te: "Oh not again.... (Sighs), Fine. (Ahem) (Gives a fake smile)"

Dr. Eureka started sing this after the I like to Move it Song ends abroptly.

Horrible Histories Victorian Inventions Lyrics

• Dr. Eureka: "..... Ok, I'll admit we should've disincluded the dynomite part, but still, a rousing musical over-all. And worry not, Eureka corp will pay for the damages."
• La-Te thinks: "I really hate this part of the song."
• Dr. Eureka: "Well, now that I have wowed you all, I will now claim the Element of Intelligence."
• Shifu: "Actselly, it sort've depends on what the element itself thinks."
• Dr. Eureka: "And I wager I impressed the little rock, right? I impress everyone. So I'll just take it now, good sir."
• Shifu: Sorry, but it's not glowing at the sight of you, so you're not that qualified to be the bearer.
• Celestia: In fact, I sense something dark about you that you're not sharing. What is that, exactly?
• Dr. Eureka: I assure you, Princess, you're just too excited to see that I actually AM qualified.
• Twilight: The Princess never cuts corners, Dr. Eureka. If the Element of Intelligence wanted you to protect this land from Tyranny, risking his own life to defend this great land from a spirit of war and destruction and sending him back to it's rightful place, I'm sure it would've said so.
• Dr. Eureka:... Is she serious?
• Twilight: Do I LOOK like I'm not serious? This is all supposed to be the Elements' choice. They sense what's good and what's bad, and it's not choosing you. So the rules are the rules, so, good day.
• Dr. Eureka: I AM qualified! I've done so many great things for Equestria, AM I RIGHT?!? (Everypony cheers)...Do I even have to sing the song again?
• Celestia: Well, if you believe you are qualified, then why do you think the Element is not choosing you? It refuses offers for a reason. The wielders have to be the purest of heart, and have no bad sides to them. So, by that logic, you must've done SOMETHING bad.
• Dr. Eureka:...(Scoffs)...Are you ponies actually listening to this? Your great princess called me a bad pony! I, your highness, am no bad pony!
• ???: THAT IS NOT TRUE!! (Dr. Whooves arrived as his friends stayed in the audience.)
• Dr. Eureka: (Sighs) Not him again!
• Pony #1: Isn't that the poor copycat genius who keeps calling Dr. Eureka a thief?
• Celestia: Thief?
• Rarity: Copycat?
• Twilight:... What do you mean, Dr. Whooves?
• Dr. Whooves: I've said it before, and I'll say it again! He stole my ideas, claimed them as his own, and because he made them far better, I was made to look like a copycat!
• Rarity:... Dr. Eureka, is this true?
• Dr. Eureka: Absolutely not! He's just a blackwater genius who keeps accusing me of stuff I didn't do. (Celestia senses something off about that statement, and gets a disappointed face)
• Dr. Whooves: Why don't you tell them the truth, Eureka! You've done it for so many years, you've made me poor! (The Element of Intelligence started to slightly glow, though nobody noticed except Celestia) Especially since you sent La-Te here to put me under a STUPIDITY JINX!! (Everyone gasped) Which by the way can be easily fixed by seeing a Jinx fixer, like the one HERE IN CANTERLOT?!
• La-Te: "(Quietly) I knew this wasn't goning to work."
• Dr. Eureka: Why, that is absurd! You should be ashamed of yourself! Accusing me, a great celeberty that YOU mouched off of for years to come, over something SO FAKE!? I am indopably insulted?! And surely the good ponies of this great land of equestia won't take this, charlatin to seriously! (The Audience cheers for Dr. Eureka while some booed and threw things at Whooves)...... And they have spoken, Hoofy. Well I think it's clear no one wants you, hoofy, so, allow me to make your exit evident. GUARDS, GET THIS PONY OUT OF THIS PLAZA!
• Celestia: No! Guards, hold your ground!
• Dr. Eureka:... What? Your highness, what're you doing?
• Celestia:... Dr. Eureka, you really think I can't sense when a pony is lying or telling the truth? All you said is a lie and all this pony claimed was true. Is it true you stole from this pony and humiliated him?
• Dr. Eureka: What, no!
• Celestia: No more lies, Eureka! I think all of Equestria wants to know! Especially since this Element is already choosing it's bearer.
• Dr. Eureka: What're you talking about- (Sees the Element glow) HAH! I told you I was qualified! Take me, sweet element, I await your loving embrace- (The Element instead chooses Dr. Whooves)... What?... WHY WOULD THE ELEMENT CHOOSE THAT MORON?!?
• Celestia: Dr. Eureka! I'm sure that's not the nicest thing to say to a pony in front of your peers. That is PRECISELY the reason why the Element didn't choose you. This pony, who you have oppressed and put off the edge for years, is dependent enough to admit the truth with his heart. He shows constant grief for your crimes. And so the Element chooses him because he shows enough intelligence to do the right thing. I'm sorry, but the Element has spoken.
• Dr. Eureka:... THIS IS INTOLERABLE!! THAT MORON IS NOT QUALIFIED TO BE THE GREAT WIELDER OF THE ELEMENT OF INTELLIGENCE! His inventions are flawwed, cheap rip-offs of my vastly superior creations!? Besides, what if in truth, he saw this "Jinx Fixer" to make himself be able to make his lies look like truths, and jinxed me to look like a lier?!
• Celestia made a surprised face.
• Celestia: "..... Well, that has been known to happen before and I had been tricked to make a wrong discidion because of being tricked by jinxes."
• Dr. Whooves: "BB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE-"
• Celestia: "I'm sorry Whooves, but, there are such things as false truth and false lie jinxes before. What I thought was you telling the truth and Eureka lying couldbe the jinxes and... You, might really be legitamently a copycat."
• Dr. Whooves: "Then use your magic to scan us and-"
• Merlin: "That's the problem with jinxes of that caliber! They tend to be undetectable by magic and feel as if they are actselly part of a person's personally."
• Icky: "Yeah, for all we know, you might be dishonest as fuck and Mr. Fancy Pants here might be an actual innosent person your mouching off of."
• Dr. Whooves: "NO?! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!? EVEN THE PRINCESSES AND THE HEROES OF EQUESTIA ARE AGAINST ME ON THIS?! (Falls to the floor and cries)!?"
• Celestia: "...... We're not. But, we can't say we're truely with you either. And we don't know why the element has choosen you and.... Well let's be honest, as magical as they are, they're unsentient, so we can't exactly ask them. But perhaps the Element of Intelligence picked you at all because, perhaps it wants you to redeem your actions and make you beloved by Equestia in other ways? Maybe this is your chance at redemption for harassing Eureka and trying to steal his inventions."
• Dr. Whooves: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!? I'M NOT THE THIEF HERE, EUREKA-"
• Lord Shen aimed his blade at him!
• Dr. Whooves: "(Girly screams)!"
• Lord Shen: "Be thankful taht your still alive because I find your poor attempt basturdising a celeberity's good name, mildly amusing."
• Dr. Whooves was wimpering.
• Lord Shen: "Now man up, accept the fact that your sceme was exposed and accept the chance to redeem your mistakes and admit yourself as the wrong doer here and apologies to Eureka."
• Dr. Whooves was hestitent to say anything.
• Luna: ".... Please. We don't want to end up sending a much needed pony to Black Staillian Asylum over this."
• Dr. Whooves finally broke down.
• Dr. Whooves: "..... Fine.... I surrender, I'm nothing more then an inferior to Eureka and..... (Cries), I'm sorry."
• Dr. Eureka: ".... Apology begrudingly accepted. Still, I felt as if me coming here was a waste of time. But if the element wants you, who am I to complain? I'm still the greatist inventor of Equestia. Come on ladies, let's go back to the inn in celebration of my greatness."
• Dr. Eureka leaves with his dancers as La-Te goes with him as well, but La-Te momentaly gives a sad final look for Whooves and sighed.
• La-Te: "(Quietly)..... I'm truely sorry."
• La-Te leaves.
• Dr. Whooves walked aaway sadly and sat in a chear speiclly given to him.
• Shifu: "..... AHEM! Now, let us, ignor the drama we just witness and resumed as usual. And now, the next jewel, (The next jewel flew over) The element of Innosence. May those with the most innosence please come over now."
• Derpy looked on sadly for Whooves.
• Derpy: "..... Octy, you sure we can't help Whooves?"
• Octavia: "And risk being considered enablers, Derpy? No! That would make it worse for him and us as well! It would be better if they think he was alone in this and that we didn't know about his outragious behavior."
• Derpy: ".... Could I at least give him a hug? I'm gonna give him a hug."
• Derpy flew off before Octavia could stop her and hugged Whooves in front of everyone!
• Octavia: ".... Oh bother. International embarrisment commencing!"
• The Audience awwed.
• Octavia: "..... Wait, they LIKED that?"
• Bon-Bon: "Well duh! Derpy is a fan faverite behind others, like Discord, Luna and Fluttershy as exsamples."
• Derpy: Everypony, and those that AREN'T ponies, I don't care what you have to say. We ponies stand by him as telling the truth. Believe what you want about him, but we believe him and support him. By all means, you don't have to believe him, but we will do anything for him. Especially since we are his friends! (The Element of Innocence glowed) I may not be a smart pony, and have been known to make mistakes, but I am innocent enough to know my mistakes and learn from them. Dr. Whooves is telling the truth, and someday, you ponies will realize it. But until then, we will stand by him. So go ahead and scold us, we don't care!...(The Element immediately shined on Derpy)... What?
• Celestia:... Ms. Muffins...you have been chosen to wield the Element of Innocence. Your speech and your bravery to prove it has convinced the Element enough that you are to be it's master.
• Derpy:... But... I'm not a fighter.
• Celestia: You'll get used to it. (The ponies have mixed reactions, some scolding, some cheering, some crying over the speech, and some amused)
• Shifu:... Well... At least another Element has been chosen. But still, Doc, it might not change our minds of whether you're telling the truth or not. But by all means, we'll investigate this after Tyranny is defeated. Now then, next up, is the Element of Forgiveness.

• Octavia: "Oh, I wonder who it'll be this time."
• ???: "Psst! Psst!"
• Octavia looks confused and saw a barrel next to here.
• Sir Octive was inside.
• Sir Octive: "Psst! Octy, my little princess, it's me!"
• Octavia: ".... Oh bother. (Quietl) Father, what're you doing now?"
• Sir Octive: "I came to see my little girl tell off Celestia on what a questionable ruler she is."
• Octavia: "Well..... It, might've came at a bad time, after the Whooves fiasco."
• Sir Octive: "Octy, please..... For me?"
• Octavia sighed.
• Octavia: ".... As before, I'll do it without making a scene about it, and I'll do it, respectfully."
• Sir Octive: "Thank you my little princess! I'll be watching from right here."
• Octavia sighed as she left the audience and entered center stage.
• Sir Octive: ".... I'm so proud of my little girl."
• ???: "Hey."
• Sir Octive gasped and hide back in his barrel, as the figure who said that reveiled to be Iron Will and his goats.
• Iron Will: "Who's the moron who left this barrol in Iron Will's way! Goats, get rid of it!"
• A Goat baaed and headbutted Sir Octive's Barrol into the sky, quickly worring Octavia!
• Octavia: "Ohnoohnoohnoohno! (Chased after it)"
• The Barrol was headed straight to Bulk Byseps.
• Bulk: "YEAH?! BARROL PONG!?"
• Bulk bucked the barrol back it's original direction, as Octavia eeked at this and chased it!
• Iron Will: "Oh yeah, Iron Will loves Barrol Pong!"
• Iron Will smacked it back to the other direction as Octavia chased the barrol still!
• The Heroes and Princesses looked on at this.
• Fluttershy: "..... So, should we like, stop this from escalating, or what?"
• Icky: "Only when lives are threaten. Right now, it's hilarious."
• Pinkie: "You know what this calls for? MUSICAL INCOMPANIMENT!? HIT IT, CHEESE SANDWICH?!"
• Cheese appeared from nowhere!
• Cheese: "WITH PLEASURE, PINKIE!?"

Cheese band started to play this as the Barrol Pong escalated and included the Indian Bison and the Yaks into this as well, as the situation gets comedical and when it ends, the Barrol crashes into Octavia and Shen, breaking the Barrol and reveiling Sir Octive!

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power Lyrics

• Sir Octive: "(Dazed) Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling."
• Octavia: "(Quietly) Oh daddy, you and your redicuilious shenanigens leading you into trouble."
• The Audience gasped apawn realising who was in the barrol.
• Luna: "Oh no. It's Sir Octive."
• The Guards surrounded a no longer dazed Sir Octive as he welped like a wimp!
• Lord Shen gets up even more angered.
• Lord Shen: "As if that Whooves Fiasco isn't enough, now there's you, you ungrateful treasoner?!"
• Sir Octive: "I'm not a tresoner, I'm just a guy with an honest opinion!"
• Lord Shen: "Then explain your plans to introduse demockracy after getting Celestia to leave the throwne?!"
• Sir Octive: "Oh for goodness sake, that demockracy crack was just a scare tactic to scare the Princess to take her role seriously! You morons didn't actselly think I meant that, did you?!"
• Shen and the Guards looked at eachother embarrised.
• Lord Shen: "..... Well, ten thoundson year egg on my face then. But still! Celestia deserves better then some ungrateful scare-tactic using lout like you! I have half a mind to drag your sorry horse's ass straight into-"
• Octavia intervines for Sir Octive's sake and stands inbetween him and Shen and the guards.
• Lord Shen: "..... Dear miss, I, must ask you to step away from the offenive critic. It won't do well for your reputation to stand for his sake."
• Octavia: "WELL MAYBE IF HE WASN'T MY FATHER I-"
• The Audience gasped!
• Bon-Bon: "...... Oh dear."
• Yinyl stared with a "This isn't good" face.
• Octavia: "..... Really? It's THAT shocking to you people? We have the same color of coat, mane and eyes, for Celestia's sake!"
• Lord Shen: "Well, in that case, then-"
• Octavia: "DON'T, think I have NO IDEA what your about to say! That I have to get arrested with him cause you assumed I 100% support his beliefs?! Well newsflash! I ONLY AGREE WITH HIM TO AN EXTENT!? But not out of soley because he's my father, but because.... Oh let's be honest people, he's not exactly WRONG about Celestia's iffy desidtions. Remember the Tirek fiasco? The whole not punishing Pred Judu Des thing for his asbymal crimes? Losing to Chrysalis? Endangering the lives of several ponies, her own student included as heroes against threats that could've EAISLY killed them in a heartbeat when she has a millaterry for that? Actselly having a sickness that can kill her because she doesn't obey some amoral rule? SHE'S EVEN DATING A GENISIDEAL PEACOCK WHO ONCE ATTACKED A PANDA VILLAGE, PEOPLE?! And a mess of other things?! Look, I'm for forgiving Celestia for that, but it's not fair to demonised honest critics because the last time she was called out by less then graceful critics, she was almost lost to us. And perhaps my father is sometimes an idiot about this, (quietly) no offence daddy (openly), I forgive him for it, and not just because he's my father, but because..... I'm all he has left. This poor colt has no family left outside of me and, my no longer among us mother, and here you people are, (The Audience started to shed tears), demonising him because of a few bad moments when others take their criticisum too far! And all my father did was trying to get Celestia to stop endangering ponies against threats that only gods should handle, not average mortal ponies or at best demi-gods. There was legit times they could've ended up dying from those fiascos! He doesn't do it out of true hate for Celestia, he does it cause he cares for Equestia's well being and he just simply thinks Celestia should stop being a confusing ruler and be much more conventional and not so quick to take iffy risks based on hunches even she's not so sure on! Isn't Equestia about understanding and forgiveness since our realigen is based on what aliens and non-ponies dubbed as "A pet name for an allience"? Isn't Friendship about that? Do you all see what I am getting at now?!"
• Pony 1: "I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!?"
• Audience: "WE ALL UNDERSTAND!?"
• The Audience cheers for Octavia.
• Sir Octive: "..... My daughter, you, you managed to get away with criticising Celestia, and, the people liked you for it. And you were so worried your reputation is gonna be ruined over it."
• Octavia: "Well, again, I did it in a way that's respectful and neutrol. I acknowledged the issue, but, I wasn't being an ungrateful fool about it. Again, no offence. Now, let's get out of here. I am surely unlikely to get any element dispite being favered by the people for my speech, and also to keep you out of The Black Staillian Asylum."
• Sir Octive: "Thank you, Octy. We'll live to make Celestia reconsider her risk taking anoth-"
• Octavia: "Don't push it. These people still think your a jerk. They liked me, sure, but they still have the right to have a serious beef with you."
• Sir Octive: "Oh, Alchourse."
• Octavia tries to leave with Sir Octive.
• Shifu notices at the forgiveness jewel was glowing from the whole thing.
• Po: "Uh, Miss Octavia, wait!"
• Sir Octive: "Uh-oh, too late, Celestia's supporters are still after us, let's amstray!"
• Twilight teleports in front of them!
• Twilight: "It's not that, Sir Octive. It, concerns the Element of Forgiveness."
• Octavia: "What about it, Princess Twilight?"
• Twilight: "..... I, don't know how to say this without upsetting your father..."
• Octavia: (The gem chooses her)...The...The Forgiveness Gem actually chose me?
• Sir Octive:...Really?
• Celestia: It chose her because she has the knowledge to forgive somepony so criticizing, even when fearing it would ruin her life, regardless if it was family. Her forgiveness gave her the courage to stand up for her father, and thus she earned the right to wield the Element of Forgiveness.
• Sir Octive:... I...I 'm speechless here. I don't know if my little baby can go out and take on a spirit of destruction.
• Octavia:... Don't you believe in me, father? I mean, no offence, but considering your normally against ponies being risked of their lifes, I kinda figured you would flip out over this sort've thing and-
• Sir Octive: Don't get me wrong, I, FAR, from approved of this, but... Even I won't dare get in a way of a legit emergeny, my own feelings as a father aside. So, do I believe in you? I do, actselly. More than anything, Octavia.
• Octavia: Then will you believe me when I say that... I will be fine?
• Sir Octive:... (Looks at the audience)... (Sighs) Alright, as controversial as this decision is, I'll let you go through with it.
• Octavia: Thank you, father. Perhaps this decision will prove that Celestia's actions, though often senseless, always work themselves out in the end. (The two hug)
• Icky: JESUS, THERE'S SO MUCH LOVE IN THIS PLAZA!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!
• Shifu: Well... I guess the next element is... The Element of Passion.
• Octavia: (Sees Vinyl giving her a hoof-up)... Thanks for inspiring me to have the nerve to stand up for others and myself, Vinyl. You seem almost like a sister to me. (Vinyl blushes)
• Vinyl does some poses.
• Octavia: "Ok, I suppose this is worthy of a celebratory "jam sesson", but can't be after-"
• Vinyl made her equiptment appear from nowhere.
• Octavia: "..... Appearently not."
• Vinyl starts to play is as this music plays.

PON3 - Vinylicious

• Marty: "NOW THESE ARE JAMS!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
• Pinkie: "GO VINYL, GO VINYL, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!? WELL, NOT FOR ANOTHER SEVERAL DAYS AT LEAST, BUT METATHORICLY SPEAKING!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?" (The Element of Passion immediately chose Vinyl)...
• Octavia:... Vinyl... You were chosen as the Element of Passion?
• Celestia: Yes, it appears so. Creating music this intense and enjoyable takes the greatest passion of all. It's passion like hers that have made our Alicorn ancestors fight the hardest against Tyranny. That's why she is the perfect pony to wield the Element of Passion. (Vinyl was surprised, and continued the music)
• Bon-Bon: YAAAAAHHHH!!! TOO LOUD!!! TURN IT DOWN!!! (Vinyl quickly did that as she smiled nervously)...(Shrugs)...Pardon me, but I need some time to recover. (Leaves)
• Shifu:...Well... Now then, let's move onto the Element of Tolerance.
• Bon-Bon: (Sitting somewhere isolated)... Oh, great, Tolerance. I wonder who it might be.
• Dr. Whooves: Bon-Bon! (Arrives) I can't believe what I just heard about you.
• Bon-Bon:... What exactly DID you find out about me?
• Dr. Whooves: Listen... I think I found your wallet when I went outside of canterlot for some fresh air after... (Shrugs) EUREKA TRICKED EVERYPONY INTO SCOLDING ME AGAIN!!!... And... I just needed to ask... Where did THIS come from? (A hidden compartment in her wallet reveals her secret identity)
• Bon-Bon: (Gasps)... YOU LOOKED INTO MY WALLET?!?
• Dr. Whooves: I can't believe you were a secret agent, Bon-Bon, or should I say, Sweetie Drops. You actually worked for an anti-monster agency here?
• Bon-Bon: Okay, SHUSH! (Looks behind to see that nobody noticed)... Do you know how my wallet got there?
• Dr. Whooves: Beats me. Maybe somepony stole it and misplaced it or- (Lyra was heard screaming)
• (Lyra): AAA-HA-HA-HAAAOOWWW!! MY ALONE-TIME HOOF!!! IT'S BRUISED!! (Moans) Why did I think climbing on top of Canterlot castle and sneaking into the place from there on this thingie was a great idea! These slopes are nearly-dilapidated! Ow!
• Bon-Bon:... LYRAAAAAAAAA!!
• Dr. Whooves: Wait, Lyra knows? Since when?
• Bon-Bon:... (Sighs) I told her my secret identity when I heard that the Bugbear attacked Ponyville. I told her that the whole agency had to be shut down following it's escape, and I had to take cover as Bon-Bon to hide from the Bugbear since I was the one who sent it to Tartarus. (Shrugs angrily) And I can't BELIEVE she lead to you knowing about it! And she promised me she would keep my secret identity a secret without any mistakes! (Slowly sobs) I thought we were best friends! (Sighs) Why did I ever bring myself to be best friends with a weirdo idiot?!?
• Dr. Whooves:... Look... Bon-Bon... I know you're upset that Lyra accidentally did this, but... If you're truly her best friend, you'll understand that she didn't mean to. If she was able to keep this a secret for a long time, then you know she was at least trying. She may not be perfect... Let alone normal for that matter thanks to her...odd obsession with human hands... But, she's still your best friend. You still tolerate it, don't you?
• Bon-Bon:... Well... I suppose I can let it slide. As long as nopony else knows.
• Dr. Whooves: You have my word as a gentlepony that I will stay shut about it. So, just accept Lyra for who she is, a clumsy pony and a pretty odd one.
• Bon-Bon:... I will. (The Element of Tolerance suddenly glows, and the magical mist trail darts directly to Bon-Bon) WHAT THE TARTAUS?!?
• Celestia: (Sees Bon-Bon, and recognizes her)... (Silently) Special Agent Sweetie Drops?
• Twilight: Bon-Bon?
• Bon-Bon:... Did I... Uh... Did I do something wrong?
• Twilight: "Well, the element of tolerence wouldn't choosen you otherwise, so... No."
• Bon-Bon: "Wha-duh-huh-blah! It choose me!? Uh, but, it might get in the way of my candy shop, (Wispers to Celestia) And my covert undercoverness until the Bugbear and the other Buganimals are stopped."
• Twilight: "I can hear you, Bon-Bon. And what're you talking about?"
• Buzzing was heard!
• ???: "AGENT SWEETIE DROPS!?"
• Bon-Bon: "...... Oh no."
• Bon-Bon peaks outside to see three figures buzzing into the arena, shocking ponies and non-ponies alike!
• They reveil themselves as a Bug-Wolf, A Bug-Fox, and a Bug-Badger.
• Batty: "(SCREAMS), IT'S A WOLF!? A HIDIOUS MUTANT LAB EXSPEARIMENT GONE HORRORABLY WRONG WOLF!?"
• Lucky Jack: "YOW?! IT'S AN INSECTIVOUS FOX?!"
• Private squeals like a girl!
• Private: "MUTANT BADGER?!"
• Bug-Wolf: "I know your out here, Agent Sweetie Drops! We saw these (Brings out one of the posters) Silly posters everywhere in Equestia! Likely you would've came here eventally!? So come on out, do our big friend here have to get nasty with the ponies and non-ponies?!"
• The Bug-Bear slowly dramaticly reveiled itself and roared!
• Bug-Wolf: "So, by order of the great Snakemantis, we demand that you show yourself now, Sweetie Drops, or we're gonna start painting this town red if you catch mah drift!"
• Bug-Wolf, Bug-Fox, and Bug-Badger started to laugh outloud!
• Bon-Bon: "..... Oh no! What can I do?"
• Twilight: "Wait a minute, they're looking for you? Your Sweetie Drops?! What is going-"
• Bug-Wolf: "Tick-tock, tick-tock! Clock's ticking, Agent Sweetie Drops! You have 3 minutes to comply?!"
• Bon-Bon was conflicted.
• Bug-Wolf: "2:59! 2:58! 2:57! Oh fuck it, that takes to long! 5 seconds?! 5, 4, 3, 2, on-"
• Bon-Bon: "STOP?!"
• The Bug Animals are confused.
• Bon-Bon forcefully came out, shocking everyone!"
• Octavia: "BON-BON!?"
• Bon-Bon: "...... You don't need to threaten me.... You got me right where you want me, you tartarus escapees."
• Bug-Wolf laughed and chuckled!
• Bug-Wolf: "Ahhh, Agent Sweetie Drops! We meet once again at last! You and the rest of those agents of the Monster Fighter Squad are gonna pay for locking us up in what's asentally the greek verson of hell, Sweetie Drops?! And what better time to do it while that knuckle-head Tyranny causes ponies to find people to use the infamous Elements of Peace! Well, he's perfect for us to use as revenge! And that's gonna happen by taking away the appearent Element of Tolerence (Points to the jewel flouting next to Bon-Bon)."
• Bon-Bon: "..... You monsters are NOT taking this jewel?!"
• Bug-Wolf: "Who said anything about the stupid jewel? It can't be destroyed or corrupted anyway, not even by Tyranny! We're came to take away YOU?!"
• The Bug-Animals charged!

Kill Bill Theme

• As the Kill Bill theme played, Bon-Bon actrobaticly dodged the Bug-Animals!
• Marty: "DAMN GIRL?!"
• The Bug-Animals quickly turned around!
• Bug-Wolf: "Almost like the old times! Bug-Bear, attack head on, Bug-Fox, attack from the side, Bug-Badger, the other side, I get the rear!?"
• The Bug-Animals got into position!
• Bug-Wolf: "On my mark, 1 2, skip a few 8 9 10?!"
• The Bug-Animals charged as Bon-Bon leaped up in the air and spinned around as the Bug-Animals ended up crashing into eachother!
• Bug-Badger: "I thinks it's TOO MUCH like old times."
• Bon-Bon landed dramaticly!
• The Bug-Animals quickly regathered themselves!
• Bon-Bon stood posed to fight as the Bug-Animals slowly approuched her.
• Lyra's voice: "BON-BON!?"
• An exploudion was heard!
• Bon-Bon, the Bug-Animals, and everyone else as the Kill Bill music stopped, looking at Lyra on Whooves' device that started to fly across the top and heading torwords the Plaza at quick speeds!
• Lyra: "(As her mouth was pulled by the force): "I'M COMMMMMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!"
• Pinkie: "AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR BRONIES, IT'S NOT A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY!?"
• Lyra was heard screaming as the device took flight and flew around the area!
• Bon-Bon saw that a piece of rope was tied at the end and saw a chance to grab it!
• Bon-Bon quickly made a run for it as the Bug-Animals who quickly noticed were too late to nab her there and then!
• Bon-Bon ran for a abit, then started to do some gynastic frontword flips, then jumped on the platform and leaped up to the air, doing fast frontal flips and grabbed the rope by her hooves and surprisingly kept a good grip!
• Lyra was was still screaming as Bon-Bon Started to climb in, front-fliped up and got into the cockpit and grab Lyra from behind and held onto the controls with her!
• Bon-Bon: "It's all-right Sweeite! I'm here!"
• Lyra looks behind her screams!
• Bon-Bon does the same and saw that the Bug-Animals are quickly chasing after her!
• Bon-Bon: "WE HAVE TO LEAD THEM AWAY FROM HERE?!"
• Lyra: "HOW?!"
• Bon-Bon: Don't worry, I got a plan! By the way, did you borrow my wallet?
• Lyra: Yeah, why?
• Bon-Bon: Dr. Whooves found it, and...found the hidden agent ID.
• Lyra: WHAT?!? HE KNOWS YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT?!?
• Bon-Bon: Well... Everypony does now thanks to those bug creatures.
• Lyra:... Well, crap, so much for you being undercover. Sorry about that.
• Bon-Bon: Don't worry, I should've told the others about it, otherwise this attack never would've happened.
• Lyra: So what's your plan to get these beasts away from the area?
• Bon-Bon: This device will run out of fuel eventually, so I think it's up to me. It's the only way I'll lead those beasts out, and keep you safe.
• Lyra: YOU MEAN I HAVE TO JUMP?!?
• Bon-Bon: Here, take this parachute! Just pull this cord to open it when you get too close to the ground. Now GO! (She pushes Lyra off the device as it took off with Bon-Bon and the Bug Creatures followed her)
• Lyra:... Oh, crap!  (Quickly opens her parachute, only to accidentally rip it with her horn, and she fears for her life as she falls, then suddenly the parachute the opens anyway, stopping her fall, and she briefly continued screaming until she realized she was okay)... Whew! (She eventally lands, gets the Parashite off and realise she's at the center of the plaza arena, and looks like a darn fool).... (Sheepishly) Ta-daaaaaaaa.
• Twilight: Lyra? Are you ok? What were you thinking, you could've injured yourselve?!
• Lyra:... Sorry! (Chuckles) I was just trying to find a quick way inside.
• Rainbow Dash:... Couldn't wait for the line?
• Moondancer: No, she really couldn't. She got through a part of the line by telling ponies about her family being famous Lyre makers.
• Tigress: Lyra... Did you know Bon-Bon was a secret agent?
• Lyra:... She told me when that Bugbear attacked. She just...never told me about those other bug creatures.
• Celestia: Hmm... Did you tell anypony else?
• Lyra: No. She asked me to keep it a secret. But... She told me that Dr. Whooves was the first to find out because...I might've accidentally left her wallet in plain sight for him to find. (Suddenly, the Element of Imagination mysteriously chose Lyra)...Uh...what's this?
• Celestia:...Hmm...interesting. It seems the Element of Imagination chose you as it's master.
• Lyra: What?
• Background Ponies: WHAT?!?
• Twilight: WHAT?!?
• Boss Wolf: (Does Nostalgia Critic 'WHAAAAAAAAA?!?')
• Lyra: "Ok, why are you people acting like that's the stupidest idea in all of Equestia?"
• Chi-Fu: "Do you want the LONG list or the short list?"
• Lyra:... Short.
• Icky: Well, one, you've proven to be fond of human hands, and Twilight even says you m********* to pictures of human hands on the Internet, you're socially awkward, bronies spread rumors that you and Bon-Bon are lesbians due to your strange interactions-
• Lyra: "But I am in a relationship with Bon-Bon. Only, I'm actselly the the gay one here, she's bysexual."
• Icky: As much as I am corrected, that only proves my point. But most importantly, you have NO sense of imagination. In short, you're a weirdo.
• Lyra:... You really had to say those things about me... In front of an entire audience?
• Icky: Oh, it's no surprise to them either. They watch their own show as much as we do.
• Lyra:... So... You actually think I'm not qualified to be the bearer of this element? But, I thought it was pretty, imaginative for me to make a dramatic enterence.
• Icky: "Ok, slight correction, you have a LIMITED imagination. I figured it would've gone to someone with WAY more imagination."
• Twilight: Well, we still have to roll with it since it chose you. We need to find out why it chose you though.
• Octavia:... So... We're all supposed to bear these Elements as a team... And friends at the same time?
• Crane: It looks that way, yes. (The audience at first was hesitant until they immediately erupted with applause)
• Derpy:... They're... Actually applauding us!
• Lyra: "Oh man, when Bon-Bon comes back with that fancy prototype of Whooves she'll love this and-"
• Dr. Whooves: GREAT WITHERING STALLIONS!! YOU DON'T MEAN YOU USED MY HYPERWORKS POD 9000, DID YOU?!? I THOUGHT THAT BLASTED THING LOOK FAMILIER!? STUPID STUPID STUPID ME?! THAT THING WAS A PROTOTYPE THAT ONLY HAS A STEAM ENGINE THAT RUNS FOR ONLY 5 MINUTES!! BON-BON COULD BE IN TROUBLE BY NOW!!
• Octavia:... (Vinyl looks at her and nods at her)...Are you saying we should help her? Are you kidding, those beasts looked dangerous!
• Lyra:... Let's do it anyway. I owe it to her after I accidentally gave away her secret identity that... In actuality wasn't gonna be a secret any longer anyway.
• Dr. Whooves: But how in the name of Celestia are we gonna find her? She could've landed anywhere.
• Lyra: There's a smoke trail in the sky. (Points it out tto the sky, and the ponies and the other heroes see the smoke trail leading towards the Everfree Forest)
• Dr. Whooves: By my calculations, it would seem the rocket will be crashing in... The Everfree Forest!
• Icky: "Again? Why do we always go there? It's not even that scary to you people anymore now there's an entrie cave of horrors further down a stream somewhere. Not to mention it has it's own inhabitants in the form of an ape-pony and a magical zebra.
• Dr. Whooves: Oh, yes. Rumors about Mare-Zan had spread quickly since Twilight and her friends first met them. As for the zebra, she's infamously known, though seems to get along more with the ponies of Ponyville.
• Twilight: Indeed. Plus, the two know each other all too well since Zecora made Mare-Zan immune to many afflictions including poison-joke, and even healed her after she fought the manticore that killed her biological parents. Heck, she even watched as we first defeated Nightmare Moon.
• Rainbow Dash: So, let's see if we can find Mare-Zan when we get there. She's sure to have noticed the crash.

Everfree Forest

• Bon-Bon: (Recovers from the crash)...Uh-oh! Not the Everfree Forest! (Buzzing was heard as she tried hiding somewhere, hiding in a bush)...
• Bug-Fox: (The bug-creatures find her) There's no use hiding, Sweetie Drops! (Bon-Bon hides in a lake, scaring off fish, and stays still)...(They poke their heads underwater) (Gurgling) You can't hide from us! (Bon-Bon gurgle-screams and runs out, and hides in a cave)...(They appear behind him) You're gonna look good on our mantle, Drops! (The bug creatures continue chasing her down)
• Bon-Bon: HEEEEELLLPPP!!! (Her voice echoes, and catches the attention of a familiar figure, and the figure flies down and grabs Bon-Bon) What the?
• Mare-Zan: (Bon-Bon notices her) Do not worry. Mare-Zan is here.
• Bon-Bon: Oh, hey, you're that Everfree ape pony, right? I can handle myself.
• Mare-Zan: It doesn't look like it.
• Bon-Bon: Have you even fought creatures from Tartarus?
• Mare-Zan: Bug creatures are no obstacles to Mare-Zan. She has fought against Bugbears from their territory far across Celestial Sea.
• Bon-Bon: Yeah, Snakemantis' old hideout. You must be a very proud defender.
• Mare-Zan: Just hold on.
• Bug-Badger: Get the wild-pony! (They fly after Mare-Zan across the forest, and even go near Zecora's home, and it's shown they hid behind it and lost the bug creatures)
• Mare-Zan:...See, what'd Mare-Zan tell you?
• Bon-Bon:...Is this the home of that zebra?
• Mare-Zan: Yes. Zecora good friend. Helped Mare-Zan recover from fights and afflictions.
• Bon-Bon: Of course she does.
• Zecora: (Comes out) Mare-Zan?
• Mare-Zan: Hello, Zecora. Mare-Zan rescued this pony from bug-creatures from Tartarus.
• Zecora: Oh, yes, bug-creatures, abominable creatures. Said to magically created for horrible and criminal features.
• Bon-Bon:...Does she always speak in rhyme?
• Zecora: Not exactly.
• Bon-Bon:...Well, thanks for the assistance, but I must get back to Canterlot. I was chosen for something important. There's this threat in the Frozen North that's going to threaten to destroy civilization until we can use special Elements to defeat it. Originally, this threat was likely lost, but, the elements being reveiled now, well, it's only a matter of time before this threat senses it.

Frozen North.

• Tyranny sat frustraightlyedly on the rock.
• Tyranny: "IT'S HOPELESS, I AM NEVER GONNA- Wait.... I sense something..... Feels like...... (Chuckles evily).... My old foes returned. Makes sense cause of my own return. If I wish to have any fun at all with my new freedom, I have to take care of a few things first. And I wager they are at the Equestian Alicorn Capital: Canterlot."
• Tyranny began to laughed as he took to the skies and fly!
• Tyranny: "Best part, I finally get to leave this stupid artic!?"

Everfree.

• The Bug-Creatures are still screarhing for Bon-Bon and Mare-Zan.
• Bug-Wolf: "Grrr! I can't believe Sweetie Drops dudged us again!"
• Bug-Fox: "I am not fond of it, either, darling."
• Bug-Badger: "I know the big boss is gonna flip his lid over this."
• Bug-Wolf: "Then we're simply are not gonna leave until we get Sweetie Drops! And nobody's gonna bloodly make us!"
• ???: Oh, really? (The heroes teleported in)
• Celestia: So, it seems your master in the Bugbear Territories has finally found you, huh?
• Lyra: Now it's all YOUR fault her secret identity is known all across Equestria.
• Bug-Fox: Oh, sure, so it's OUR fault that the Bugbear told our master everything about where to find Sweetie Drops.
• Mushu: Okay, I'm confused here, who is Sweetie Drops?
• Lyra: I told you, it was Bon-Bon's REAL name. She was a secret agent, remember?
• Mushu: Then why did you tell us if it was supposed to be secret?
• Lyra:...(Face-hooves herself)
• Celestia: You're not laying a finger on Sweetie Drops, bug creatures! We'll stop you if you try to resist.
• Private: (Still shivering at the Bug-Badger)
• Skipper: Private, I know you're afraid of badgers, but come on! You can't be a puss every time we have to fight a badger. Hell, we fought a badger before.
• Private: That was Adrian. And all we did to him was reincarnate him. We didn't even fight him once. Celestia sort've did it herself.
• Lord Shen: And as some sort of...Medusa creature. Why didn't she tell me about that?
• Celestia: There's no time, Shen. We must rescue Sweetie Drops.
• Shenzi: Alright, you bugs! Where's Bon-Bon?
• Bug-Wolf: You're asking us that when she's not here?
• Banzai: You're just trying to hide her from us to get out o us fighting you.
• Bug-Badger: Well, search the place yourselves, then. I think you'll be rather surprised. (The heroes search the area for a while)

3 minutes later...

• Twilight:...Well, guys, their alibi seems pretty legit.
• Patrick: Really? When did we agree to put them to sleep? Aren't we supposed to beat them up until they cough up Bon-Bon?
• Squidward: (Face palms himself) 'ALIBI', not 'LULLABY'! As in a justified explanation of innocence.
• Patrick: Oh.
• Luna: Still, we must turn them in.
• Bug-Fox: HAH! Joke's on you, nightingale! Snakemantis will break us out. And he's changed his hideaway now. No matter where you search in the Bugbear Territories, he'll be safe and sound. And trust me, even simple beatings will never make US tell you where he is.
• Lyra: I'm sure Bon-Bon will put your master in his rightful place someday. And perhaps even the anti-monster agency won't stay gone for long. Once Equestria hears the agency was the only thing that stood between your master and Equestria, the agency will be right as rain again. You unknowingly exposed your bosses' influence by trying to expose Bon-Bon! I'm sure he'll NEVER take that information well.
• Bug-Badger:... (Shrugs) SHE'S RIGHT!!
• Bug-Fox: I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T WORK IN OUR FAVOR IN THE END!!!
• Bug-Wolf: JUST SHUT UP! So what if Ponyville knows about Snakemantis? We can still find a way to make sure that agency never gets restored.
• Twilight: Try all you want, it's never gonna follow through. Not as long as there are those that will protect Equestria like us.
• Bug-Wolf: "Like you can do anything to-"
• The Mane Six activated their Rainbow Power forms.
• Bug-Badger: "...... Oh yeah. They can do THAT."
• Bug-Wolf: "...... TACTICAL RETREAT!?"
• The Bug-Creatures retreated!
• Icky: "AND GOOD RIDDENCE, YA ANAONMIED INCORRECT FREAKS!?"
• Dr. Whooves: Alright. Now we just need to find the Hyperworks Rocket. I can already smell the exhaust a mile away.
• Melman: But which way do we go?
• ???: No need to search for the rocket. (Bon-Bon and Mare-Zan appeared)
• Bon-Bon: Because I'm okay.
• Lyra: BON-BON! (The two hugged) I'm so glad you're okay.
• Bon-Bon: (Notices the Element of Imagination on her neck)...You were chosen to be an element-bearer?
• Lyra: Yeah. The Element of Imagination, to be exact.
• Bon-Bon:... I never thought you were the one for... Imagination.
• Alex: Oh, trust me, we have no idea why it chose her either.
• Lyra: So... Who WERE those bug creatures? And who is their master they call 'Snakmantis'?
• Bon-Bon:... (Sighs) I was meaning to tell you about Snakemantis for a while. He's a snake-mantis hybrid that our anti-monster agency had to fight every day. He's the creator of the Bugbear in his hideaway at a territory across the Celestial Sea, as well as the creator of several other bug creatures. Now why it's named "Bug-Bear Terratory" is simply because the Bug-Bear is the most infamous of the Bug-Creatures. Behind Snakemantis.
• Kowalski: And here, I thought the Bugbear was just an imaginary being invoked to frighten children. Typically a sort of hobgoblin supposed to devour them.
• Bon-Bon: These Bug-creatures are obviously diifernet, and they've been around for centuries. Snakemantis is a mutated rogue magical creation of an old pony sorcerer that terrorized Equestria since the day he was created. The Bug-Bear and the other bug creatures served as his minions. But after several more attacks, we had to hold off the bug-creaturess. Alchourse, our agentcy didn't solely existed to fight those freaks alone. The Agentcy existed even before the creation of Snakemantis. Let's just say, Equestia has more monsterious threats then the show, the comics, and even the adventures of the Lougers have let on. Sometimes they're natives gone super-rouge, sometimes they're a grave mistake of a creation of pony magic, even.... One of our own kind gone to nearly Sombra levels of contaminated purity.
• Po:... Well, gee, your double life sucks.
• Bon-Bon: Not so much. I've been in the agency since I was 18. Eventally, I had the Bug-Bear, his friends and Snakemantis banished into Tartarus.... But, appearently thanks to a pedophilic pan-dimentional magi zebra causing Cerberus leaving his post, in due part of Snakemantis' trickery, they're back with a vengence again, along with every other monster the agentcy stopped in the past, monsters worse then the Bug-Creatures. And for some reason I can't understand, it was actselly considered a brillient idea to shut it down as a security measure to prevent the things from invading Canterlot. Honestly, the board are SUCH idiots sometimes!
• Icky: "Classic case of higher-up resentment over here."
• Octavia:... Well, Bon-Bon, perhaps you could've trusted US with the secret as well. We'd be more than happy to have backed you up should that creature return. But now all of Equestria knows.
• Bon-Bon: (Sighs) The agency was bound to be discovered anyway.
• Mare-Zan: Luckily, Mare-Zan rescued Bon-Bon from bug creatures. Had her minor injuries healed by Zecora.
• Lyra: Thanks. We thought we'd never make it in time.
• Dr. Whooves: "Could we at least rethrived the Hyperworks Rocket before anything happens to it?"

Elsewhere.

• Tribal Hobgoblins are seen crawling around the rocket and spoke in a tribal languise.
• Dr. Whooves: (Sees the hobgoblins on it)...Oh, dear. It could take me weeks to get the thing fixed.
• Mare-Zan: (Does a menacing call that scares off the hobgoblins)...Hobgoblins are easily frightened these days.
• Dr. Whooves: (The ponies tried carrying the Rocket, but it is too heavy)...Blasted thing won't budge. How will we get it back to the lab?

Dr. Whooves' Lab

• Dr. Whooves: (The heroes teleported there)...You know, I was about to suggest that.
• Celestia: "Well now that everything's all covered, we must return to Canterlot to explain the situation. I fear bringing the elements of peace out to light will end up attracting Tyranny here."
• Skipper: "Like a shark to a wounded seal."
• Icky: "..... And you'd thought it was a good idea to bring out the jewelery and LEAD HIM HERE!? What if we were find with the big doof just being lost in the artic? He would eventally be frozen over again! Problem slove, episode un-nessersary!"
• Lord Shen: "Prehistoric one, Tyranny may've had a bad sense of direction and is more or less a moron, but even morons can find out their next destination eventally! Had we left him alone, he could've ventured into the Christail Empire! At least like this, he'll be MUCH more focused dealing with the very things that wronged him instead of his own bro-ha-ha!"
• Twilight: Then we'd better get ready to defeat Tyranny as soon as he arrives.
• Luna: Well, he'll still have a hard time knowing where Canterlot is. He knows what it is because of being able to hear things even when frozen, yet he doesn't know where it is because he's never BEEN there. We've still got time to teach these 6 ponies how to wield their elements. And believe me when I say that wielding the Elements of Peace is far more different than wielding the Elements of Harmony. These Elements have more power than all 11 Elements of Harmony combined, and it leaves a small strain if you aren't careful.
• Celestia: Exactly. Which is why you six need training.
• Lyra: Are you serious? We need training? Come on, Tyranny is on his way, and even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you gonna train us in time?
• Bon-Bon: Indeed. Some of us, if not only me, are not experienced enough to be heroes.
• Dr. Whooves: Indeed. We're happy enough with our own lives.
• SpongeBob:... Are you happy about that Eureka guy who you claim is stealing your work?
• Dr. Whooves: Look, I am only happy to be a genius despite all that poppycock Eureka had put me through. He's a sick conspirator, and he has a whole ton of praise he doesn't rightly deserve. Sure he gave us ponies electricity, TV, and all that stuff, but he's ruining himself by stealing from another genius who had done nothing in his life. Alchourse I wagered you people still don't believe me cause of the qoute-on-qoute "Jinx". (Sighs) I just don't understand! Why in Tartarus is he so against me?
• Shifu: We'll figure that out later. Right now, it's important that we get you ready to face Tyranny.
• Octavia: "Oh please, what's so difficult on firing a magic rock on a threat? You just, do it, right? Just one shot and it's all briage under the water."
• Icky: "(Scoffs), You think it would be that easy, little miss daughter of an unpopular critic?"
• Octavia: "Well, yeah. Otherwise we'd still be suffering from Nightmare Moon alone, give or take the other problems of Equestia if it was impossable."
• Celestia: Oh, but you're wrong. Wielding these elements takes more than that. It requires proper training, because even the slightest wrong move could end up in an accident. Even if we de-augmented the power of those Elements, wielding them can still be dangerous.
• Octavia: Oh, of course, it couldn't be easy.
• Derpy: And what's to say when we come across Tyranny, he won't end up vaporizing us into thin air?
• Celestia: "You would think that, but, surprisingly, no, he actselly won't. Once the Elements of Peace choosen you, their indestructablelity to Tyranny will imply to you. He can't destroy you, you can't destroy him."
• Dr. Whooves: "So, he can't litterally just conjure up a fire ball and blow us up with it?"
• Luna: "Nope."
• Derpy: "He can't drown us?"
• Luna: "He would end up making you wet, but no."
• Octavia: "Well why not freeze us? It doesn't inhereditly kill or right away, but it will count as something."
• Luna: "The Elements of Peace act like mini stoned suns. Any Ice based tricks would faulter. Besides, Tyranny is likely tired of ice at this point due to his brief misadventures."

Frozen North.

• Tyranny: "I AM SO FREAKING DONE WITH ICE AT THIS POINT!?"

Back to Everfree.

• Bon-Bon: "Well, what about throwing us into the sun? It's tecnecally not him killing us."
• Celestia: "Yes, but he'd be the one to have thrown you, and the elements of peace will quickly teleport you away from the projectory."
• Dr. Whooves: "What about crushing us with a boulder?"
• Luna: "Worse that would happen that you'll end up cartoonishly flat like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon."
• Derpy: "Throwing us into a vulcano?!"
• Luna: "Again, the emergency teleportation thing."
• Octavia: "Feeding us to sharks? Up! That he didn't create!"
• Celestia: "He would still be respondsable of making you encounter them to begin with, so the elements will make you magicly unappitasing to the sharks."
• Lyra: "Well, if you put it like that, we're pretty much freaking indestructable. Tyranny is gonna whine like a baby when we're done with him."
• Celestia: "We should mention that all that is only true, provided you still have the stones with you. He removes them from your procession, then he's free to do what he wishes."
• Octavia: "Oh great! Now all he has to do is remove the darn things and-"
• Luna: "Don't worry, cause there's three things keeping that from happening. 1: Ironicly, in terms of dealing with the Elements of Peace, he doesn't believe in cheating like that. He wants to demonstraight his "superiority" fairly. 2: He can't magicly teleport the jewels to them because Peace and War counterbalence eachother, but he can touch them physically once they are seperated from their owners and the said owners are defeated, and why is so? Cause 3, if he tries to grab the Elements and the Owners refused to defeat or have not been defeated yet, even if the jewels are seperate, the elements will violently burn his skin."
• Octavia: "How violently are we talking?"
• Luna: "... Ever seen the First Indiana Jones Movie?"
• Octavia:... Sadly, yes. That ending scene is needlessly disturbingly cruel and unusual, even onto nazies.
• Skipper: "Hey, when it comes to give jew haters and mentally retuard killers like them just deserts, there's no such thing as an over-kill punishment."
• Celestia: Long story short, anything Tyranny tries to do to stop you will be useless. But he doesn't need to truely destroy you to count as a victory if he can easily defeat you if you aren't properly trained, and that's why we need to do it right away so it won't be a factor. Believe me, you will be okay.
• Octavia: (Sighs) I hope so.

Chapter 4: A Not-Very-Impressive Starting Training Session

The Canterlot Collusium.

• Icky: "Ahhh. The Canterlot Collusium. Brings back memories of when we first came here."
• Lord Shen: "Please don't remind me. Not only was it far from positive to me, it's still in hiatus! So no spoilers!"
• Lyra: "So, what have we come here for? It's not even sedguled to hold any big fights until next year."
• Celestia: "We came here to give you some "Training Threats" to hone in your skills. You'll be given a beast of Equestia to deal with each and individually. If you all can handle creatures of everfree and beyond, you can last more then litterally an embarising 5 seconds against Tyranny. You'll go first, Whooves."
• Dr. Whooves: "Alchourse your majusty."
• Whooves was teleported to the arena.
• Luna: "To prove your worthy of the element of intelligence, you need to use it to be able to survive against a bastly strong foe. RELEASE THE BADLANDS MOUNTAIN TROLL?!"
• A gate was raised as A Mountain Troll in Badlands Attire simular to the troll from the Harry Potter movie came in moaning and groaning.
• The Troll looked angerly at Dr. Whooves and moaned as he lifted his club in a fighting stance.
• Dr. Whooves: "Trolls..... It always had to be trolls!" (Runs before he can be whomped, and he constantly dodges the troll's attacks)...(He jumps on the troll's back and punches it in the back of it's head trying to knock it out)...THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IS TOO THICK!!! GREAT WITHERING STALLIONS, HOW DURABLE IS THIS UGLY HUNK OF LARD?!? (The troll took offense to that, threw him off his back and into the ground, and actually smashes him into the ground with his club. Though it didn't kill him, he only came out with a lump on his head and several Dr. Who Time Machines spinning around his head)...(Dazed) Mommy, he followed me home, can I keep him?
• Icky: Aye-aye-aye, it looks like he needs some practice.
• Celestia: Apparently.