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The Glob

MSM Poster (Needs remake due to new Tri-Corn image)

The Glob is the 13th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, Kowalski, missing Jiggles, gets the idea to try and make a new Jiggles that can take physical form. However, this experimentation gets worse when B.O.B gets mixed up with the new Jiggles' DNA, turning him into a carnivorous gelatinous monster that digests anything it eats, and grows in size when it eats called Jigglodon. Now, with the mutant gelatinous mass terrorizing the Dragon Realms, the Shell Lodge must find a way to cure B.O.B and stop this cyto-cataclysm before he becomes immense and unstoppable.

Fan-made Transcript

Chapter 1- Missing Jiggles

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: Hey, guys? Check out this funny video Pinkie Pie emailed us!
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    Skipper: Well, this oughtta be good for a laugh. I mean who can resist Pinkie's antics? (After video, the guys laugh)
  • Gilda: I hate to admit it, but that was funny! (Kowalski is heard crying in the other room) Uhhgh! What the hell was that?
  • Skipper: That's Kowalski! He's having another one of his 'missing Doris' moments.
  • Kolwalski's voice: "JIGGLES! (CRIES!)"
  • Skipper: "Oh sweet love of mike, not again!"
  • Icky: "Uh, Jiggles?"
  • Skipper: It's a long story. Let's just get in there, and shut him up!

Kowalski's Lab

  • Kowalski: (Tissues all over his seat while he watches The Blob) Oh, Jiggles! You were so cute! WHY DID I HAVE TO SEND YOU AWAY?!? WHY, WHY, WHY?!? (Cries)
  • Skipper: (Comes in) Kowalski? Where's Jiggles? I'm not gonna go through with another one of your crazy--...Huh? No Jiggles. He's just watching The Blob.
  • Gilda: The 1958 version, or the 1988 version?
  • Skipper: 1988 version. He says it has better effects than the 1958 one.
  • Icky: I NEVER wanna see that movie. I mean, did you see how that B.O.B knockoff digested those people? They looked like mummies, mummies with a slobbery expression! (Sees digested person insode Blob on the TV, and Icky barfs)
  • Skipper: Kowalski, what's with the weeping?
  • Kowalski: It's nothing, Skipper, It's just that I miss Jiggles, that's all.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, please! It's bad enough we had to deal with that blob of mischief twice!
  • Icky: You've dealt with it twice?
  • Kowalski: Sadly, yes! I was the one who created Jiggles in the first place. It all started long ago...

after long explanation.

  • Kolwalski: "And that was the true last time i seen My little jiggles."
  • Icky: "Not to sound offence, but, you cared for that thing dispite the fact it cause serious mondo damage?"
  • Kolwalski: "Look, i been thinking about jiggles ever since our last adventure with Xenon and Dr. Marz! it had me, thinking."
  • Gilda: "Listen dude, you need to move on. You'll feel better if you forget about it. Let's start by stop watching the blob, of any verson."
  • Kolwalski: "Your right...... I can't hold on to the past anymore."
  • Skipper: "Well that wrapped up well in a nice little bow. How's lunch sound?"
  • everyone leaves.
  • Kolwalski: "Time to forget jiggles.... The old jiggles. Perhaps, i just need to create a new jiggles, a better, nicer, not monsterious jiggles! that will help me get over old jiggles! i'll call it, Jiggles 2.0! This time, I'll make him sentient, just so I have someone to talk to for a while. Now, to start off, I just need to make me an electroplasmatic energy orb!

The temple lab.

  • Kolwalski was working hard!
  • Dr. Cockarouch came in.
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Kolwalski? What are you doing?"
  • Kowalski: Dr. Cockroach? I didn't see you there. I'm just, you know, envelope-pushing.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Hmm, sounds fun. Can I join?
  • Kowalski: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. This is kinda like a solo project.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Why?
  • Kowalski: Uh...well...can you keep a secret?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Yeah, of course I can!
  • Kowalski: Okay, then. Remember Jiggles?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Oh, yeah! That cube creature similar to B.O.B. Skipper told me you said you missed it a little.
  • Kowalski: Yeah. I was watching The Blob just thinking about it. I just hope the Jigglii like their new home on Mars.

Mars

  • Space Squids: GLORP GLORP GLORP KREEBOPLOS! (Tied up in their own tentacles while the Jigglii are carrying them to a fire)
  • Jigglii King: SACRIFICE!
  • Jigglii: SACRIFICE!
  • Space Squids: GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!

Lab

  • Dr. Cockroach: Well, I'm sure they've learned speech up there by theirselves, Kowalski!
  • Kolwalski: "Well, Jiggles 2 will be less of an issue, i can assure you!"
  • Dr. Cockarocuh.: "Oh, i'm curious on how so?"
  • Kowalski: Why, I'll just make it sentient and physical.
  • Dr. Cockroach: So, you're saying that you wanna make it intelligent?
  • Kowalski: Something like that.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Well, are you sure you can keep it under control? Especially with B.O.B with us? He's very sensitive in falling in love with creatures similar to himself.
  • Kowalski: Are you serious?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Dead serious!
  • Kowalski: Well, that would be a problem, wouldn't it?
  • Dr. Cockroach: So, how are you gonna keep him from this new Jiggles?
  • Kowalski: I don't know, but I'll think of something. I don't know what'll happen if B.O.B should find out about this.
  • B.O.B: If I should find out about what?
  • Kowalski: B.O.B! Wha-what're you doing here?
  • B.O.B: I overheard you guys talking about something. Is there something I should know?
  • Kowalski: No, not a thing!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Absolutely not a thing!
  • B.O.B: Hmm...judging by the looks of your eyes, I think you boys are hiding something from me. Something amazing. Something beyond belief.
  • Kowalski: What're you...what're you talking about?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Yeah!
  • B.O.B: Oh, don't you think I know what you're doing. You're keeping secrets! Even though I don't have a brain, I'm not that stupid. What's going on here?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Uhh...we...uh...we were...planning on what to get you for your birthday next week.
  • B.O.B: Ohh, that's right! Well, I can say I'm looking forward to it. See you guys later! I've got some stuff to do. (Shapeshifts into a slinky, and bounces away)
  • Kowalski: Whew! That was close! We were almost spoiled!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Kowalski, are you sure this is a good idea?
  • Kowalski: Don't worry, Dr. Cockroach! I can handle it! My experimental Jiggles DNA is hidden someplace where no one can find them. Not even Brandy, Dodger, or all those other dog members. Trust me, nothing can go wrong!
  • Icky's vocie: "Hey, B.O.B.! I FOUND SOME PLAYDOUGH INBEWTEEN THE COUCH CUSINS!"
  • Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL?!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "You didn't, did you?"

Living Room

  • Kowalski: (Screams like a girl while seeing Icky holding the Jiggles DNA pack)
  • Icky: Weird! It's all gooey and transparent!
  • Kowalski: DON'T TOUCH THAT! (Snatches pack, and runs back into lab)
  • B.O.B:...What just happened?

Lab

  • Kowalski: (Turns clock hands down, types key commands, and activates the hidden elevator, and goes down, and puts the pack in the safe) Safe and sound! (Closes safe, and goes back up)
  • B.O.B: (Comes in with Icky) I KNEW you guys were hiding something!
  • Kowalski: Now, B.O.B, it-it-it's not what you think it is!
  • Icky: Then what was that stuff, and what was it doing between the couch coushins? Tell us the truth! I don't wanna have to bring Tigress in here to talk some sense into you!
  • Kowalski:...Alright, fine! I decided to create another Jiggles, okay?
  • Icky: WHAT?!? (Kowalski covers Icky's mouth)
  • Kowalski: SSSSSH! QUIET!
  • B.O.B: Uh, what's a 'Jiggles'?
  • Icky: It's some kind of cubular gelatinous creature Kowalski made.
  • B.O.B: (Gasps, and eyes become hearts)
  • Kowalski: ICKY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM?!?
  • Dr. Cockroach: We've been trying to keep this a secret!
  • Kowalski: Yes, if Skipper finds out, he'll kill me! You cannot tell him or the others about this!
  • Icky: Well, what if we do?
  • Kowalski: We'll show them those pictures of you trying to make out with Gilda while she's asleep.
  • Icky: But-but-but how did you get those pictures?
  • Kowalski: It doesn't matter! Just PLEASE don't say a word! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE!
  • Icky: Alright, alright! I won't! Sheesh!
  • B.O.B: At long last! A creature just like me! I am SO gonna bang this Jiggles!
  • Kowalski: I'm sorry, B.O.B, but I cannot allow that.
  • B.O.B.: "Aw, why not?"
  • Kolwalski: "Because the jiggles 2 i am gonna make will be a guy!"
  • B.O.B.: "Aw man! i am pretty sure i don't go their way."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Now, how's about we just leave Kolwalski alone with his science project, and we can go get ice cream!"
  • B.O.B: ALRIGHT, I LOVE ICE CREAM! (Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B leave)
  • Kowalski: (Sighs) Icky, I thought I was sunk!
  • Icky was using his IPOD.
  • Kolwalski: "Uh, Icky, what are you doing?"
  • Icky: "Updating my twitter post."
  • Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS!)"
  • Kolwalski grabs IPOD, looks at it!
  • Kolwalski: ""About to get lunch, just chilling, still writing my 9000 word essey why Justin Bieber should be publicly exicuted, and Kolwalski" (gasps!) Icky you traiter!"
  • Icky: "Have you tried finish reading it?"
  • Kolwalski: ""And Kolwalski recently have a sadness meltdown about a bad exipeariment gone wrong. What a baby"?!"
  • Icky: "(Snags away IPOD) Gimme my pod back. Man you paranoid."
  • Icky leaves.
  • Kolwalski: "Man i am losing it! Ok, i better just lock the door!" (Locks door) Alright, no more distractions! I gotta get back to work before anyone else finds out! (Continues work)
  • B.O.B: (Looks through lab door) Don't worry, my Jiggles friend, I'm coming for you!
  • Kolwalski: "HE'S GONNA BE A GUY!"

Chapter 2- Jiggled with DNA

  • Kolwalski worked hard. various machinces sounds were made.

living room.

  • Skipper: "Has anyone seen Kolwalski? he's been gone awhile now."
  • Private: "I think he still needs time to himself, Skipper."
  • TV: "Today we're coming to you live, as Senitor Tricorn opens the statue of Tricorn, the biggest, money consuming statue ever made as forceably demanded by Tri-Corn. the grand unveiling is being held at centrol park near the grand office."
  • Skipper: "Man, Tri-corn is turning into a block-head ever since she found out Dr. Marz was a total tool."
  • Iago: "Yep, everyone is in a pickle with this."
  • Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch! It is an absolute honor to have my statue placed in Central Park for being UUniversal Senator for 15 years running. I just wanna thank you all for all the joy you've given me all these years.
  • Iago: Phhbt! I hate that Senator! Someday, she's gonna make a big mistake in her life.
  • Skipper: (Laughs) You said it!
  • Private: Well, she doesn't seem so bad to me!
  • Skipper: I'm gonna put that in my nieved comments file, Private! KOWALSKI?
  • Kowalski: (Bursts lab door open and races up to Skipper, and does his deed, then goes back into the lab)
  • Private: Gosh, Kowalski seems to be jumpy tonight.
  • Skipper: Oh, Private, you know how he is. He's always busy with his crazy gizmos and stuff. Let's just give him his privacy, okay?
  • Private: Hmm, seems easy enough.
  • Skipper: Now let's get ready for lights out! We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
  • Private: But there's nothing to do tomorrow.
  • Skipper: Private, you know a mission can pop up in the blink of an eye. And we need to save our energy with a good night's rest.
  • Private: Alrighty, then.

Midnight

  • Kowalski: (Doing work, then stops, and yawns) Oh, God, I'm bushed! I'd better get some rest. (Locks lab door, and heads to bed)
  • B.O.B: (Still awake, and sneaks into Kowalski's lab by oozing under the locked door) Ooh! That's excruciating! Now, where's Jiggles? (looks at a jar of green stuff.) AH-HA! (grabs jar!)
  • B.O.B.: "Since your actselly a guy, let's be guy friends! Let's totaly toss eachother around!"
  • B.O.B. places the jar on his head and begins jumping around, then accsidently hits a button!
  • B.O.B.: "Oh hey! a button! i wonder what it doe-" (Elevator pops up, and squishes B.O.B)OOHMF! (Muffles) Oh, this is uncomfortable! (Oozes himself out from top of elevator) Uhhgh! (Sees elevator) Ooh, an elevator! Oh, there you are, Jiggles! (Picks up jar) Let's see what's down there. (Takes elevator, and finds a safe) Hmm, a safe? Ooh, let's see what's inside! (Tries opening safe, but it is locked up tight) Gosh, it's locked! (Sees code lock) Hmm, a code lock? (Scoffs and laughs) That's easy! (Dials 'Doris' in code lock, and lock opens) I still can't believe he didn't change it! (Takes DNA pack) Oooh, the Jiggles DNA! I wonder if it's a female! (Looks inside, and the DNA gooshes all over B.O.B) AAAHHGH! AAARRRGH!

Top Floor

  • (Elevator goes back up to top floor, and B.O.B is perfectly normal, but his eye turns red)
  • B.O.B. (but in a differnet voice): "Look at this place. Look at this body! i have become, something great, something grand! I feel, incredable, but with this jar, (eats it), i can become, greater, (laughs), now, i think, it's time, to visit the baffet."
  • (this song plays)


After song

  • ?B.O.B.?: "Just call me, Jigglodon."
  • Jigglodon destroys the door, and slithers like a snake into the temple.

at the temple exit.

  • Wolf guard: "I'm bored."
  • Wolf guard 2: "Yep. Hey, if this was like, a horor movie, something would totally pounce on us!"
  • Wolf Guard: "Well, that's the movies, this is real life!"
  • Jigglodon: Hello, boys! (Wolf guards look up, and see Jigglodon sticking to the ceiling, where it engulfs Wolf Guard 1)
  • Wolf Guard: AAHHHRGH! HELP ME! (Gets completely covered in Jigglodon's body) HEHHHLLPPE MEEHEH! (Arm sticks out from goo, and Wolf Guard 2 pulls it, but the arm suddenly falls off as Wolf Guard 1 starts getting digested from the inside out) HEKKKKKEEKKEALLLAP MEREEEHHHKKA! (Gets completely digested)
  • Wolf Guard 2: (Looks at decapitated arm) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
  • Jigglodon: (Grows bigger) Mmm! Delicious! Like mother's milk! (Burps out partially disintegrated bone)
  • Wolf Guard 2: (Gulps)...Say, uh, weird blob monster? Do you, uh, do you--(Gooey tentacle from Jigglodon grabs Wolf Guard 2 by the arm as the Wolf Guard screams, and is pulled into Jigglodon off camera) AAAARRRRGH! (quickly gets eaten!)
  • Jigglodon: "(Burp!) Now that's an appitaser! But there's more! More! (Laughs insanely!)"

Chapter 3- The Wrath of Jigglodon

  • Kolwalski: "THE LAB!" (Finds slime all over the place, and finds the Jiggles jar gone) MY BABY! NOOOO! Who could've done this?!? (Checks bottom floor and finds pack of Jiggles DNA spilled) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! My precious DNA! Who could possibly do such a--...Oh, no! B.O.B! He must've...Oh, no! (Goes back up to top floor to see Skipper, Private and Rico standing in front of him)
  • Skipper: Kowalski! What in the name of candied yams happened here?
  • Kowalski: Okay, Skipper, it-it-it-it's not what you think! I can explain!
  • Skipper: Oh, really? So you didn't try to create another Jiggles?
  • Kowalski: Well, good guess!
  • Skipper: Kowalski, how could you do this to us? I thought you forgotten about that trouble-making creature! May I remind you that Jiggles almost destroyed our world?
  • Kowalski: Don't fret, Skipper, I can fix this!
  • Skipper: Oh, splendid! What're you gonna do, freeze it solid?
  • Kowalski: No, Skipper, we can't! B.O.B broke in and stole the DNA and my Experimental Jiggles.
  • Skipper: Aw, crud!
  • Private: That doesn't sound very good.
  • Rico: Uh-uh!
  • Skipper: Anybody who's name doesn't end in 'owalski' have any options?
  • Rico: Ooh, ooh, ooh! (Hacks up dynamite) Kaboom?
  • Kowalski: Rico, seriously, do you always think about blowing stuff up? I know you've seen The Blob and you should already know that explosives will only aggrivate whatever happened to B.O.B!
  • Rico: Aww!
  • Skipper: Well, what do you suggest, Mr. 'I Miss My Little Doomsday Creature'?
  • Kowalski: I can make an antidote that will remove the Jiggles DNA from B.O.B, but I'm gonna need some of the mutated B.O.B's DNA, and I don't think we can easily get it from him that easily. I just hope he hasn't gotten to Kairi.
  • Kairi's voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! A JELLY MONSTER!
  • Kowalski: You know, I really gotta learn to keep my big mouth shut!

Kairi's Room

  • Jigglodon grabs Kairi and eats her!
  • Kairi screams and dies as she is diesected!
  • Jigglodon: "Look like this won't become a Kairi fetish episode! (Laughs insanely!)"
  • Jigglodon escapes into the drain.
  • Kowalski: (Penguins come in) Kairi? Where are you? KAIRI?!?
  • Private:...Oh, no!
  • Lord Shen: What's all the racket? (Notices Kairi gone) Kairi? Where is she? What happened?
  • Skipper: (Sighs)...Lord Shen, I hate to say this, but...Kairi is dead.
  • Lord Shen:.....................What? Are you serious? After years of protecting her, she had to die?
  • Skipper: Guys, I think we should take cover!
  • Lord Shen: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! SCROOPFAN BETRAYED US! (Leaves room crying)
  • Private: I just don't understand! How will the series continue without Kairi?
  • Skipper: "Actsselly, Scroopfan did intended this to be just a comedy series. Kairi was something added by Tman. the produser finally had enough Kairi fetishes and pulled the plug. It didn't help Msm presented this oppitunity."
  • Kowalski: We stop the monster before anything else happens! No matter what happens to us, we must avenge Kairi!

outside.

  • Jigglodon oozes out of a drainpipe, and slithers out like a snake.
  • Jigglodon: "Bright lights, big city, that's where i gotta go!" (Slithers down towards New York)
  • Skipper (penguins appearing!): "Hey you blob! Your gonna pay for taking away 2 of our friends!"
  • Jigglodon jumps over the penguins!
  • Jigglodon: "I hate Penguins! They taste like garbage!"
  • Private: "How do you know if you never tasted us?!"
  • Jigglodon: "You eat fish! to me, fish makes you taste awful!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well, that's a weird fact."
  • Jigglodon smacks away the penguins witha tree!
  • Jigglodon: "NOW GET LOST!"
  • Jigglodon slthers away!
  • Kowalski: He's headed downtown!
  • Lord Shen: Well, you know how we end his reign of terror? WE KILL HIM!
  • Skipper: (Penguins gasp) Lord Shen!
  • Lord Shen: That thing took away the only thing that meant something to me! Now I'm gonna end it!
  • Private: Shen, please! That thing was B.O.B.!
  • Lord Shen: I don't care! I'm calling the Galactic Federation so they can send that creature to HELL! That thing will pay!
  • Skipper: "B.O.B. is still family, Shen! Look, don't blame B.O.B., blame Scroopfan for finally dumping the "Kairi is impourent" thing! he originally intend this series to be about jokes, comedy, and the stopping of villains, then Tman came along and made everything complincated!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Sigh), your right. But we still need to save the friend and family member we can save! How did B.O.B. ended up becoming, whatever he became just now?"
  • Kowalski: Well, that was kinda my fault. I wanted to create a sentient Jiggles, but B.O.B got attracted to it, and accidentally spilled my experimental Jiggles DNA all over himself.
  • Lord Shen: YOU?!? WHY YOU LITTLE--(Clears throat) I mean, why would you do that? You know Jiggles caused mischief for you twice! And now, Kairi is dead. It might take me months to get over her death, but until then, I think I'll be sitting in my bed crying and eating ice cream.
  • Private: Uh, how does ice cream make you feel better?
  • Lord Shen: It just does, okay?
  • Private: Well, that's pretty weird.
  • Skipper: Well, let's just hope nobody else in our Lodge dies. I hope Kairi's in a better place.

New York

  • Everyone runs as Jigglodon attacks the city!
  • A japinnese guy: "THIS IS WHY I LEFT JAPAN!"
  • Jigglodon: "HAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL LIKE DOING ANOTHER SONG!"

(He sings this!)

  • Jigglodon: "HA-HA! I LOVE MUSICALS!

Chapter 4- Senator Tri-Corn

Tri-corn's office.

  • Senator Tricorn: "There is a what?!"
  • A Water Buffilo General: "Like I said, A giant blob-like monste eating people, and singing on how he is gonna eat people. it's horrifying, and, straight up WTF."
  • Senator Tricorn:...We're going to New York! I want to see this beast myself! I'll give orders later on! Let's go!

the temple lab (still ruined)

  • Kolwalski: "You guys are not gonna beileve this! but Kairi might not be dead after all! Just, horrendusly fused with Jigglodon to power himself!"
  • Skipper: "Well, Shen is gonna love hearing this, albeit this means our dear princess is trapped INSIDE YOUR MAD SCIENCE!"
  • Kolwalski: "Not to worry, if we reverse the effects, B.0.B. will return to normal, and spit out all of the victims fully healed and intact! depending if all of their body parts got absorbed as well, otherwise, surgery is gonna be so needed when this is all over!"
  • Skipper: "Oh good, all damage involing civilians reversed! great! just one thing, WE NEED A SAMPLE!"
  • Kolwalski: "Uh, have you noticed we were giving easy samples from when the creature got made? saved us the trouble of having to risked lives and get the thing over with!" (Collects sample) Now it's time to let the scientist do the scientist's science job.
  • Skipper: You do that while I tell Lord Shen the good news! (Runs into Lord Shen's room where Lord Shen has been crying while eating ice cream) Lord Shen, turns out Kairi isn't dead after all.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, thank goodness! I almost got a heart attack!
  • Skipper: And we're still working on a cure. We just have to cure B.O.B, and he'll hack all his victims out of him.
  • Lord Shen: Great! How long is it gonna take?
  • Skipper: Kowalski said it'll take 30 minutes. Which gives us enough time to go after B.O.B before he destroys New York!
  • Lord Shen: Then let's go! I'll pull the alarm!
  • Shenzi: (Sleeping in room with Banzai and Ed until alarm goes off) YIKES! (Banzai and Ed wake up as well) What the devil? We're under attack!
  • Lord Shen: (On Intercom) Attention all Shell Lodgers! Please report to the briefing room immediately!
  • Banzai: We gotta get going! There's evil afoot!
  • Ed: (Laughs wildly) (All Lodgers rush down hallway)

Briefing Room

  • Kowalski: (Walks up to stage)
  • Ignitus: What is going on here, Kowalski?
  • Sparx: Yeah! I was trying to sleep while trying to avoid Spyro from crushing me in his sleep with his massive body.
  • Kowalski: Lodgers, we woke you up because B.O.B is in big trouble, and it's all my fault!
  • Missing Link: B.O.B? What about him?
  • Kowalski: Well, I may have tried to create another Jiggles so I couldn't worry about missing him, but B.O.B must've gotten attracted to it like a positive and negative charge.
  • Dr. Cockroach: (Sighs) I knew this would happen!
  • Icky: Yeah, me too!
  • Kowalski: And not just that, but it almost killed Kairi. She's been digested and absorbed by B.O.B's mutated form, and the only way to save her is to get B.O.B back to normal. And I just happen to have the solution right here! (Takes out a bottle of the antidote) When this stuff touches B.O.B's mutant form, he'll be cured faster than you can say 'It's working!'
  • SpongeBob: And what exactly is your plan?
  • Sandy: Yeah! I've seen The Blob a dozen times, and when it comes to monsters like B.O.B, then it won't be easy. He's bulletproof, fireproof, adaptive, and cunning.
  • Kowalski: But isn't he vulnerable to extremely cold temperatures?
  • Sandy:...Yeah, he is!
  • Kowalski: Well, there you have it! We'll use everything cold we can get our hands on to lure him to one spot in New York where we can turn him back to normal. Everybody clear? (Everyone mutters) Well, alright, then! Let's get our hero on!

the city.

  • Tri-Corn is in the air, and sees everything!
  • Tri-corn: "That freak is destroying my city! General Horns, I want that thing destroyed!!"
  • General Horns, the same Water Buffilo from before: "(On the radio) Tri-Corn granted the order boys, charge the attack! summon the battle robots, bring me every single rocket launcgher in stock, we got jeloton to serve! And I said that to be dramitic, by which, I mean we got a monster to destroy!"
  • Battle Robot: (Leaving Senator Tricorn's Private Air Shuttle) Standard Search and Destroy Pattern: Locate the Monster and Neutralize with Extreme Protest.
  • Jigglodon: (Very gigantic and roars)
  • Buffalo Soldier: Fire machine guns! (Buffalo soldiers fire machine guns, but they have no effect on Jigglodon)
  • Battle Robot: Target Must Be Destroyed! (Fires blasters, but blasters also have no effect)
  • Jigglodon: That tickles! (Devours and digests Buffalo soldiers and grows bigger)
  • Battle Robot 2: Target Must Be Destroyed! (Takes out flamethrower and fires at Jigglodon, but Jigglodon covers flamethrower, causing the Battle Robot to catch fire and explode)
  • Battle Robot: Must Retreat! (Robots try flying away, but Jigglodon's tentacles grab the robots, and smashes them together)
  • Tri-corn: "Great sun fire! nothing hurts it! Horns, now what do we do?!"
  • General Horns: "I'm out of ideas."
  • Senator Tricorn: Well, you'd better think of something!
  • Jigglodon: (Slithers down a hole into the sewers)
  • General Horns: Senator, look! The monster has retreated into the sewers!
  • Senator Tricorn: Excellent! Let's use that to keep it contained until we find a way to kill it.
  • Buffalo Soldier: (Looks on computer) Senator? It would seem that another shuttle has entered the perimeter. I believe it's the Shell Lodger's flying van.
  • Senator Tricorn: Them? What could they be doing here?
  • Buffalo Soldier: I think it's their job, your highness. Plus, I think they have a hand in this monster's sins.
  • Senator Tricorn: Well, if you're sure, then we must have them captured. General, I want those Lodgers captured and ready for questioning. If we're lucky, we might get them to reveal the monster's weakness. GO!
  • General Horns: Yes, your highness! It will be done! (Runs off)

New York

  • Mr. Dodo: (Lands van in New York) Alright, here we are.
  • SpongeBob: (Lodgers hop out of van) FLAPPIN FLOSOME, WHAT'S THAT? (Sees giant aircraft)
  • Spyro: That is Senator Tricorn's Private Air Shuttle. It's Senator Tricorn's main method of UUniversal transportation.
  • SpongeBob: But what would the Senator be doing here?
  • Dr. Cockroach: She must be after B.O.B.
  • Squidward: Speaking of B.O.B, where is he?
  • Buffalo Soldier: FREEZE! (Buffalo soldiers point machine guns at Lodgers) DON'T MOVE!
  • Max Cat: (Hacks hairball) Oh, geez! (Clears throat) I hairballed myself!
  • Donkey: AAARRGH! (Hides behind Shrek)
  • Buffalo Soldier: You all are coming with us by order of Senator Tricorn!
  • Icky: "We have more impourent matters, ya over-grown cow!"
  • Cynder: "As much as we would "love" to enterain that foul mannored she-dragon, we intend on capturing the creature! Now, if you don't mind, we'll be going!"
  • Water buffalo soldiers surround!
  • Po: "Oh, so we're gonna play it like that, huh?"
  • General Horns appeared.
  • General Horns: "Sic-im boys!" (Buffalo soldiers take out weird looking sticks that begin glowing in power, and the Soldiers bash them with the sticks, knocking them out)

Senator Tricorn's Air Shuttle

  • Private: (Wakes up with him and the rest of the Lodgers strapped to futuristic torture devices) AAAHH!
  • SpongeBob: AAAAAH!
  • Private: AAAAH!
  • Patrick: AAAH!
  • All Lodgers: AAAAAAAHHHHH! (Torture devices pop spikes out of surfaces) AAOOOWCH!
  • Senator Tricorn: SILENCE, YOU MEDDLING VIGILANTES!
  • SpongeBob: Senator Tricorn?
  • Shifu: Tell us, Senator, what is this means of torture for?
  • Po: Yeah! I don't like spikes on my chair!
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, those torture devices do MORE than just spikes! The devices have over 20 forms of torture!
  • Lord Shen: "What is the meaning of this, Senitor? And what kind of torture are you talking about?"
  • Senator Tricorn: You Lodgers are gonna tell me what I want to know about this creature that calls itself 'Jigglodon'.
  • Kowalski: Hmm, catchy name.
  • Lord Shen: What makes you think we'll tell you? (Senator Tricorn pushes button on control panel, and torture device places tape on the back of Lord Shen's neck, and then rips it off) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!
  • Senator Tricorn: As Senator, I order you to tell me! Are you involved in this creature's origins?
  • Lord Shen: Yes!
  • Senator Tricorn: Then how was this creature created?
  • Kowalski: Don't tell her, Lord Shen! (Torture device zaps him until his feathers stick out)
  • Senator Tricorn: Do NOT speak unless spoken to, penguin! Alright, peacock, how was this creature created and how do I stop it?
  • Lord Shen: Okay, Kowalski created it by accident.
  • Senator Tricorn: He did, did he? (Walks up to Kowalski) Well, then, Kowalski, how do we kill this beast?
  • Kowalski: You want to KILL IT? But you can't! (Torture device punches Kowalski in the gut) OOF!
  • Senator Tricorn: I am Senator of this world, penguin, I can do whatever I want whenever I want! Now tell me how to stop this creature at once!
  • Kowalski: I'll never talk! NEVER! (Torture device starts getting hot) OOOOOOWWW! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
  • Senator Tricorn: You'd better talk, or by all the Fires of Hell, I'll spank you so hard, you'll never be able to sit again!
  • Skipper: Thank goodness it's not like what the Romp Whomper did to me. (Torture device turns Skipper sideways, and spanks him thrice) OW, OW, OUCH! Spoke too soon!
  • Senator Tricorn: Be silent!
  • Kowalski: Alright, fine, you want the truth? It can't stand cold temperatures, okay?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: Cold temperatures? Of course. I should've known that after I watched The Blob!
  • Shifu: Senator, if I may, I think you're making a big mistake. That creature is our friend!
  • Senator Tricorn: You? Friends with that thing? (Laughs) Seriously, you misfits are clearly nieved! That monster has terrorized New York for far too long, and it must be destroyed immediately!
  • Sandy: Senator, please! That 'monster' is our buddy who has been mutated by accident, and it is our job to get him back to normal!
  • Senator Tricorn: SILENCE! (Torture device pulls Sandy's ears)
  • Sandy: OOWWCH!
  • Senator Tricorn: Listen to me, you ignorant fools! A monster is a monster, and as with every monster, it must be destroyed! General Horns? Bring me my Mechasuit! I'll destroy this beast myself!
  • Icky: "Aw gees, and i thought Axle was being a jerk about this, now you? Aren't dragons considered monsters?"
  • Tri-Cron: "Exquse me?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, dragons kill and/or fry villagers, eat sheep, kidnapped princesses, trash knights, and are serious gold hoarders! what i am trying to say is, dragons and blob things aren't too VERY different from eachother! so, he's like a monster brother to ya. Now think about that, Tri-face."
  • Senator Tricorn:... That makes no sense. But no, I am not changing my mind about this! Now if you don't mind, I have work to do! (Gets into Mechasuit, and loads liquid nitrogen blaster and freeze ray) So long, Lodgers! (Takes off into city with Mechasuit)
  • Lord Shen: Well, this is just GREAT!
  • Banzai: Yeah!
  • Iago: I KNEW the Senator was rotten to the core!
  • Shifu: Well, rotten or not, she cannot be sent to Prison 42 for something like that because she is above the law. But what we must do is to prevent her from killing Jigglodon, or else Kairi and B.O.B will be gone forever.
  • Buffalo Guard: You guys aren't going anywhere! If you get any ideas, we'll torture you again! (Torture devices tremor, tickling the Lodgers, then after 5 seconds, it stops)
  • Icky: "Oh man! now what? B.O.B., Kairi, and who knows how many unlucky people that thing got is history! And there's no telling what Tri-Face is gonna do to us after all this is done!"
  • (A loud squack was heard!)
  • Nivawk busted down the doors!
  • Buffalo guard: "Huh?! Is that a macanical bird thing?!"
  • Cynder: "Nivawk must have sensed we were in trouble!"
  • General Horns: "Don't stand there like gutless idiots! after it boys!"
  • Buffalo guards charge, but Nivawk smacks the guards away with it's wings like they were nothing!
  • General Horns quickly picks up a gun, but Nivawk pounces General Horns into the release button!
  • the lougers are free!
  • Po: "Aw yeah! Now, this time, this is not gonna be "The bad guys win" battle this time!"
  • Water Buffalo soldiers charge!
  • Lord Shen: "ATTACK!" (Lodgers and Buffalo soldiers fight)
  • SpongeBob: AAARGH! (Buffalo soldier charges at SpongeBob, but Nivawk saves him in time) Whew! Thanks, Nivawk!
  • Po: Ball of Destruction! (Rolls into a ball, ramming into multiple Buffalo soldiers)
  • Buffalo Soldier: PANDA BALL, INCOMING! (Gets run over)...ouch!
  • Sandy: (Buffalo soldier charges for her, but Sandy punches him in the nose) HAI-YAH!
  • Buffalo Soldier: (Dubbed as Gorilla) OW, my nose!
  • Sandy: (Another Buffalo soldier charges for her, but Sandy jumps onto his back, grabs him by the horns, and rides him) YEE-HAH! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! (Uses Buffalo soldier to ram into other soldiers)
  • Tigress: (Sees Battle Robots come in) LOOK OUT!
  • Battle Robot: Targets Identified As: The Shell Lodge Squad! Must Terminate! (Blasts at Lodgers as Tigress reflects and dodges the blasts)
  • Tigress: GET BACK! (Continues dodging and deflecting the robots' blasts, and suddenly notices an escape pod entrance until she deflects a robots' blast from targeting her head) The only way out is down!
  • All Lodgers: WHAT?
  • Tigress: Just get to that escape pod! (Lodgers head for escape pod while avoiding Buffalo soldier and Battle Robot interfearance)
  • General Horns: "DON'T LET THEM ES-"
  • Nivawk's foot stomps on General Horn's face!
  • Nivawk flies away!
  • General Horns gets up, woozy.
  • General Horns: "No time for payback on that metal bird, (brings out a Bazooka) there's a war to be won! (aims for the lougers!)"
  • Nivawk: RAWWWWWK! (Messes up Horns' concentration, and Horns accidentally destroy a wall with a rocket)
  • General Horns: Aw, great! NOW it's time for payback on that metal bird! (Aims Bazooka at Nivawk, but Nivawk flies too fast for Horns to get a clear shot) Hold still, you aerotronic douche! (Nivawk swoops down towards Horns) YIPES! (Nivawk grabs Bazooka, and drops it out the hole in the wall) NO! MY BAZOOKA!
  • Nivawk: RAWWWRK! (Grabs Horns by the neck, and tosses him to wall, knocking him out)
  • SpongeBob: Thanks for your help, Nivawk! We owe you one!
  • NivawK; RAWWRK! (Flies out hole in wall)
  • SpongeBob: Now let's get going! (Escape pod drops down into New York)

Chapter 5- Colossal Slime

  • Jigglodon re-emerges, But now huge, and green!
  • Jigglodon: "OTHER DAY, ANOTHER BODY! LET'S SING AGAIN!"

(this song plays)

         

  • Jigglodon: Nothing can stop me now!
  • Senator Tricorn: STOP, JIGGLODON!
  • Jigglodon: Well, Senator Tricorn! Big suprise!
  • Senator Tricorn: You're damn right it's a big suprise! Because I'm gonna save this city from your endless reign!
  • Jigglodon: (Laughs) You actually think that a robotic suit will help you--(Senator Tricorn sprays liquid nitrogen on Jigglodon) AARRGH! Liquid nitrogen!
  • Senator Tricorn: Prepre to die, foul beast!
  • Jigglodon: (Slithers toward Senator Tricorn, but Senator Tricorn blasts her freeze ray at Jigglodon, freezing a portion of his body) RAWWRK! (Wraps gelatinous body around Tricorn's Mechasuit, ripping off the freeze ray, and the liquid nitrogen tank, and throwing them both off in the distance)
  • Senator Tricorn: NO! (Jigglodon strangles Tricorn's Mechasuit tryng to get to the Senator)
  • Buffalo Soldier: (Sprays liquid nitrogen at Jigglodon, stopping him) Get away from the Senator!
  • Jigglodon: RAWRK! (Grabs Buffalo Soldier with tentacle, and devours him, causing him to grow bigger)
  • Tri-corn punches Jigglodon in the eye!
  • Jigglodon: "YOW! THAT'S MY ONLY GOOD EYE!"
  • Buffalo solders placed new ice tanks on the suit!
  • Tri-Corn: "Now, before i was RUDELY interupted!"
  • Tricorn resumes iceing Jigglodon!
  • Jigglodon: "ICE! I HATE ICE! NOT EVEN IN SODA!"
  • Jigglodon slithers back into sewers!
  • Tri-corn: "Boys, chase him out of there!"
  • Buffalo Soldier: Yes, your highness! (Soldiers march into the sewers)
  • SpongeBob: (Watching the situation) We can't let the Senator destroy B.O.B!
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Options!
  • Kowalski: I've got an idea, but it isn't gonna be easy! I recommend we follow Jigglodon through the sewers until he resurfaces. By then, we'll be able to cure him and save B.O.B and Kairi!
  • Shenzi: And how are we supposed to know where he is? He could jump out and digest all of us anywhere in the sewers.
  • Kowalski: Simple. We don't have to actually go into the sewers. We can just follow him. By using a sample of Jiggles DNA, we'll be able to track him down with this detector. (Inserts Jiggles sample into detector, and detector manages to find Jigglodon in the sewers) Eureka! He's headed for Central Park! C'mon, there's no time to waste! (Lodgers run off after Jigglodon)
  • Senator Tricorn: (Secretly watching the Lodgers, and chuckles) Look out, Jigglodon! Here comes your doom!

Chapter 6- The End of B.O.B?

in the sewers.

  • Water Buffalo soldiers, lead by a a female Cheetah, were protroling the sewers.
  • Buffalo soldier: "Uh, Sargent Claw? Is it really a good idea to go into the sewers like this?"
  • Sargent Claw: "Soldier, we have flashlights, ice guns, and numbers, one giant pile of green geloton isn't gonna be a problem."
  • Buffalo soldier: "But, alot of our guys got.... (gulp), eaten."
  • Sargent Claw: "Listen, as long as we stick togather, nothing bad will happen. Now calm down soldier, that's an order!"
  • Buffalo Soldier: Yes, ma'am!! (Suddenly, bubbles appear behind them) AHHH! it ate the rest of the battalion!"
  • Sgt. Claw: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (Soldiers run away from Jigglodon, and reach a ladder) Up this way, quickly! (Jigglodon grabs Buffalo Soldier)
  • Buffalo Soldier: AAAAAAAAaaaah! (Buffalo Soldier is draagged into the water)
  • Sgt. Claw: Uh-oh! Don't worry about it, he has his ice gun! (Jigglodon throws ice gun to wall, destroying it)
  • Buffalo Soldier 2: NO! My brother! (Jumps down after him, but can't find him until...)
  • Buffalo Soldier: (Pops out as a mummified partially digested figure) GREEHEHJKLLA! (Buffalo Soldier 2 screams as Buffalo Soldier is pulled back down)
  • Sgt. Claw: Forget about him! Just save yourself! (Buffalo Soldier 2 runs, but is then caught, and pulled underwater by Jigglodon) Oh, God! (Jigglodon tentacle heads for Sgt. Claw, but Sgt. Claw blasts it with ice gun, freezing it until it breaks apart) Suck on that, you son of a bitch! (Climbs up ladder)

Above Surface

  • Kowalski: He's stopping! But why?
  • Devon: He must be stuck somehow!
  • Sgt Claw: (Pops out of manhole, and sees the Shell Lodgers) YOU! How did you get out? Oh, I don't care! I'm gonna have to--(Jigglodon grabs her, and drags her down) AAAAAHHHHHGH!
  • Rico: (Screams like a girl, and hacks up dynamite) KABOOM!
  • Max: NOOOOOOOO!
  • Rico: (Throws dynamite down manhole, and it explodes) Done! (Tremors suddenly appear)
  • Private: Uhh...what's happening?
  • Icky: I think...we pissed him off!
  • Jigglodon bursts out of many manholes!
  • Jigglodon: "TRY TO BLOW ME UP, EH? IT'S LUNCHTIME!"
  • Banzai: "Actselly, it's half past n-" (Jigglodon grabs him, and devours him)
  • Shenzi: BANZAI!
  • Ed: (Laughs, and gets slapped by Shenzi)
  • Jigglodon: Alright, you losers! Time to get your guts dissolved all over the place--(Suddenly gets blasted by a freeze ray) YEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUUCH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: That's right, DIE! DIE like any other monster in a monster movie dies! DIE, DIE, DIE!
  • Jigglodon: RRAAAWWWWRRRRGH! (One gelatinous mass from behind Senator Tricorn tries to attack Senator Tricorn, but dozens of Buffalo Soldiers blast at it with ice guns, and every other Jigglodon mass is attacked with ice guns) AAARRRRRRGGH! AAHHHGH! (Weakens)
  • Private: Oh, no! They're killing him!
  • Melman: What're we gonna do?
  • Kowalski: (Sees Sgt. Claw's Ice Gun, and picks it up) HEY, TRICORN!
  • Senator Tricorn: WHAT THE--? (Gets frozen solid by ice gun)
  • Kowalski: Why don't you chill out for a while!
  • Jigglodon: (Gets partially frozen and weakened, and comes completely out of the sewers, and falls down)
  • Missing Link: B.O.B! NO!
  • Jigglodon: Must...make it...alive!...(Starts melting)...Need...help...
  • Kowalski: (Runs up to Jigglodon, and quickly injects the serum)...(Jigglodon completely melts)...C'mon, science, don't let me down! Not now!...(Puddle of goo suddenly bubbles, and B.O.B is back to normal, but is very large)
  • B.O.B: Uhhhgh!...What happened last night?
  • Kowalski: It worked! (Lodgers cheer)
  • B.O.B: Uhhgh! (Grumbling) I think I'm gonna be sick! (Barfs out The two wolf guards, one of them with a new arm and assumingly a replacement bone, Kairi, Banzai, Sgt. Claw, Multiple Buffalo Soldiers, and Multiple Civilians all covered in green slime, and B.O.B goes back to his normal size) (Coughs) Blech! What were all those guys doing inside me?
  • Kairi: (Covered in slime) Uggh! Gross! Wait! Where am I?
  • Lord Shen: KAIRI! YOU'RE OKAY! (Hugs Kairi) Oh, I was so worried about you! I thought you were gone forever!
  • Kairi: Well, what happened? Where's that jelly monster I saw?
  • Banzai: Uggh! I'm all slimy! Now I know how it feels to be eaten.
  • The wolf guards stered around.
  • Wolf 1: "Dude... THAT WAS EPIC!"
  • Second Wolf smacks him!
  • Sargent Claw: "You lougers... saved me. saved, everyone. I thought everyone was dead."
  • the Buffalo bros hugged it out!
  • General Horns appeared.
  • General Horns: "I saw everything! Everyone alive! Perhaps we jumped to conclusions to soon, hey Niece?"
  • Sargent Claw: "Yep, Uncle Horns, we sure did."
  • Lord Shen: "Wait, what?"
  • Horns and Claw: "Adoubted."
  • the sound of ice breaking was heard!
  • Tri-Corn: "Ok, now i am mad! You lougers are gonna pay! Starting with the slime monster!"
  • B.O.B.: "What? Slime Monster? Where?"
  • Tri-Corn: "YOU, YOU IDIOT!"
  • B.O.B.: "Oh me? No, i'm B.O.B."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Either B.O.B. has ammnesa..."
  • Missing Link: "Or just B.O.B., being B.O.B."
  • Tri-Corn: "Listen here, and listen good, you twat! you destroyed my city, made a mess, and you were eating people! I'll have you thrown into Prison 42 for this?!"
  • B.O.B.: "Uh, what exsactly are you talking miss dragon lady in a robot suit?"
  • Tri-Corn: "What am i- (stutthers, growls) LOOK AROUND YOU, YOU BRAINLESS TWAT!!"
  • B.O.B: (Sees the whole city damaged)...Nope, that wasn't me. If it were me, I'd do a small amount of damage. What do you think happened to me, did I mutate?
  • Tricorn:...Are you serious?
  • B.O.B: Uh, guys? Any idea what the Senator's talking about?
  • Kairi: Yeah! Last thing I remember was being digested by a jelly monster, then the next thing I know, I wind up here all covered in slime.
  • Banzai: Yeah, about that, it's a long story.
  • Senator Tricorn: Well, like it or not, this menace is coming with me to Prison 42! General Horns, seize him!
  • General Horns: Why should we? That guy was just an innocent victim of mutation, that's all.
  • Senator Tricorn: Because I said so, now arrest him! And that's an order!
  • Ignitus: Senator Tricorn? (Arrives with Volteer, Terrador, and Cyril) We would like to have a word with you concerning your horrific actions.
  • Senator Tricorn: Uh...Ignitus? Why...uh...I was just trying to save New York!
  • Cyril: And to do it, you intended on killing him? That's a wrong thing to do! You can't judge a book by it's cover, you know!
  • Terrador: "And then there's concern of intervering what they were trying to do, then torturing them."
  • Tri-Corn: "What makes you think that?"
  • Volteer: "A macanical birdie told us."
  • Nivawk landed next to the dragon guardians.
  • Senator Tricorn: Uh, where are you guys going with this?"
  • Volteer: We're saying that you tried to kill an elite Shell Lodger that had an accident in Kowalski's labs.
  • Ignitus: And for that, you must be punished. You are suspended from Senator duty for a week, and will have to spend the week in Prison 42.
  • Senator Tricorn: Aw, wonderful! Just wonderful!
  • B.O.B.: "I thought Prison 42 was an awful place."
  • Tri-Corn: "IT IS AN AWFUL PLACE YOU TWAT! IT'S PRISON FOR DANGERIOUS CRIMINALS, IN SPACE!"
  • B.O.B.: "I thought It was filled with gumdrops and ice cream."
  • Tri-corn: "..... I'm surrounded by idiots."
  • B.O.B.: "No silly, We not ALL idiots."
  • Tri-Corn: "Wha..... (nose started to bleed.)."
  • B.O.B.: "Uh, are you ok?"
  • Tri-corn: "I'm fine, just, just an amerisum under sheer stupidity."
  • B.O.B.: "Wow, who knew Senitor Tri-Corn was an idiot."
  • Tri-Corn screams in annoyence and frustraightion!
  • Tri-Corn: "9 minutes, 18 seconds, 9 minutes, 18 seconds!"
  • General Horns: "Are you ok, Senitor?"
  • Tri-Corn: "Worst, day, ever!" (Faints)
  • SpongeBob: What happened to her, Ignitus?
  • Ignitus: Oh, well, you see...(Ignitus shows that Senator Tricorn's left body half's organic tissue is actually artificial, and removes it, revealing cybernetic machinery covering the front leg up to the forehead)
  • Kowalski: Oh my, God!
  • Rico: EEEEEW!
  • Banzai: That's disgusting!
  • Shenzi: Don't even start barfing, Banzai!
  • Ed: (Laughs)
  • SpongeBob: Uggh! What the heck is that?
  • Ignitus: It's robotic prosthetics covered with coated dragon tissue artificially created with research of Tricorn's DNA. This is the reason why she's considered an idiot less of the time.
  • Kowalski: Amazing! I never knew cybertechnology could be as advanced as that. Whoever built that must be of vast intellect!
  • Sandy: But that don't make no sense! How did she get like this? She wasn't a cyborg the last time I saw her.
  • Icky: You mean the time we stopped Dr. Marz?
  • Sandy: No, before that. You see, I was hangin' out with Applejack on Equestria until I finally met Senator Tricorn, who came to Equestria to help fix the problems Crane's brother did.
  • Private: How long ago was that?
  • Sandy: 2 months ago.
  • Ignitus: Well, she actually became a cyborg after that happened. You see, 2 weeks ago, Senator Tricorn had an accident that severed part of her body. The left half of her body was paralyzed when she pissed off a giant spitting cobra by accidentally smashing one of her eggs. There was no cure for the situation that followed, so she went to CyberCon, and got these cybernetic implants.
  • Skipper: Wait a moment! CyberCon? Isn't that the Research and Medical Care facility owned by Alister and Jasmine Beaksworth?
  • Ignitus: Correct.
  • Skipper: Well, that explains why Senator Tricorn's cybernetic implants look strangly familiar.
  • Ignitus: Well, these cybernetic implants turned her personality upside down, if you know what I mean. Since the head part of Senator Tricorn's machinery does not replace the amputated half of Senator Tricorn's paralyzed brain as much as 60%, Senator Tricorn's personality altered at least 40%. Now, Senator Tricorn is a fair but firm Senator, and will never take a second thought unless she chooses to, which is very unlikely to occur most of the time.
  • Icky: Well that's out of the ordinary.
  • Spongebob: "Is she gonna be fine?"
  • Icky: "She may be a bitch, but she's an impourent bitch."
  • Senator Tricorn: (Wakes up, and finds her cyborg parts showing, and screams) OH MY, GOD, WHAT ARE YOU BASTARDS DOING?!? GIMME BACK MY COVERING SKIN! (Takes artificial skin, and puts it back on her cybernetic parts) Do you guys have ANY i-i-i-i-i-i-i-idea what would happen if people saw me without this skin on? I'd be pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-publically humiliated!
  • Ignitus: Senator, please, calm down! You know what happens if you blow your top.
  • Senator Tricorn: SILENCE! I will not p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-put up w-w-w-w-w-w-w-with this nonsense anym-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-more! I should p-p-p-put you on tr-tr-tr-tr-trial for tha-tha-tha-that! I...Error-Error-Error! (Shuts down)
  • Ignitus: Don't say we didn't warn you. I think after she is cooled down, and, away from the intelletualy inferior, she'll be alright.
  • Volteer: "I think Tri-Corn suffered enough from, B.O.B.'s behavior."
  • Iago: "Yeah, who to thought you can actselly be allertic to idiots."
  • Private: Well, at least everything is okay.
  • Skipper: Yeah. Except for one thing! (Everyone looks at Kowalski)
  • Kowalski: What?...Oh. crap! Come on guys, at least, no one actselly died from this! aside from the senitor freesing out, the city in ruins, and yet, another jiggles related insodent, no one at least, actselly died! now, we all had quite an exsighting day, so, let's, uh, go back home, and forget this all ever happened? (Lodgers walk up closer to Kowalski)...Guys?...(Lodgers come closer)...I'm screwed!

Epilogue

the temple.

  • Icky: "I think we pulled a good one on Kolwalski, guys."
  • Dr. Cockroach: We sure did. Next time, he'll think twice before thinking about bringing back a monster like Jiggles.
  • Skipper: Yeah. I'm glad we won't have to see another Jiggles again.

Kitchen

  • Kowalski: (Washing the dishes) (With high-pitched voice) I am so screwed! (To audience) Just so you're confused, they punched me in the throat, and it might take until tomorrow to heal.
  • Iago: (Laughs at Kowalski) You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks! Go on, sing!
  • Kowalski: But--
  • Iago: SIIING!
  • Kowalski: (Sighs, and sings) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SpongeBob SquarePants, absorbent and yellow and porous...
  • Iago: (Laughs harder)
  • Kowalski: This is humiliating!
  • Icky: "Glad it's not me, again."

THE END

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