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The Land Unknown

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The Land Unknown is the 3rd episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodge Squad gets sent to another UUniverses by complete accident which is like the Original UUniverses, but are lost in conflict and injustice by a supreme league of villains called the Villains Act. While most of the Alternate UUniverses' people believe that stopping them is impossible after all these years, the Lodge decides to help them out before finding a way to return back home. During their adventures, they meet several characters such as Empress Serpentos III, a ruler of armed snakes, Penelope Buzz, a human-sized, kind-hearted, and combat-experienced wasp, and Xandy Wargander, a swashbuckling semi-aquatic squirrel who is constantly turning the tables on a salamander-like Villains Act overlord named Xerxes XX, who is attempting a genocide with Xandy's species for wronging him in the past by searching for a magical gem called The Diamond of the Ancients which awaits a Chosen One as the rightful one to wield it's power. So the Shell Lodge must first prevent Xerxes from wiping out the sea squirrels and discover the Chosen One for the Diamond before helping out these worlds from a long-lasting dystopia.

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Intro (Music: Europe's The Final Countdown)

Europe - The Final Countdown(with lyrics)05:10

Europe - The Final Countdown(with lyrics)

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Chapter 1- The Wild New World

Van Space Flight

  • SpongeBob: Ahh, there's nothing like a good space travel to clear your head and sooth your- (Suddenly falls asleep)
  • Sandy: Yeah, it's nice to clear your mind of another average adventure than to just travel through an ocean of stars.
  • Thief: ("I agree. Nobody travels like this except superheroes.")
  • Gilda: Damn it, Icky! You're still trying to get me to date you?
  • Icky: What makes you think that? (Icky was holding flowers and chocolates and dressed very well)
  • Gilda: (Making an annoyed face) I had a hunch.
  • Skipper: Gee, Icky, for someone who was told time and TIME before, you are needlessly persistent!
  • Trixie: Why couldn't you acknowledged that Gilda is just not into you?
  • Creeper: Yeah, and save us the same old gags you two would often create.
  • Panic: Yeah, cuz' it's starting to get old.
  • Pain: Older then Hades' unwashed underwear.
  • Djon: Older than Mr. Merlock!
  • Shifu: Older than Oogway!
  • Po: Older than Merlin!
  • Boss Wolf: Older than Lord Shen! (Lord Shen bongs Boss Wolf on the head) OOF!
  • Icky: Hey, I'm not the one who is stubbornly refusing request upon request of SOMEONE who can't see that another someone LOVES him and/or her so much!
  • Gilda: Listen here you ugly dweeb! Unless something life-altering and death-endoucing were to occur in the next 5 minutes or so, and we have to fight like, a giant salamander warlord and get some powerful artifact while allied to a semi-aquatic squirrel warrior, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT gonna DATE YOU!!
  • Icky: Be careful what you say Gilda! Karma can be a tricky son of a-
  • Gilda: Oh, shut up! What's gonna happen? Is a black hole gonna suck us all up? (Van gets sucked into gravitational pull of black hole portal) What the?
  • Mr. Dodo: Guys? We're being sucked into another black hole portal.
  • Icky: Don't say I didn't warn you.
  • Gilda: Okay, I'm sorry! Please get us out of here!
  • Mr. Dodo: Sorry, Gilda, but we can't. This gravitational pull is too strong for even our van to handle.
  • Trixie: WHAT?!? You can't be serious!
  • Mr. Dodo: As serious as a heart attack!
  • Trixie: OH MY GOSH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
  • Mr. Dodo: Calm down, Trixie! It's alright! This black hole portal won't kill us.
  • Trixie: Well, how do you know, Mr. I'm A Big Dumb Prehistoric Bird That Went Extinct?
  • Mr. Dodo: Hey, don't joke about that! Besides, we know because we've gone through one before and got sent to a Toy-based World.
  • Gilda: Well, for Icky's sake, I hope you're right. (Black hole portal sucks van inside)

2 hours later...

  • Everyone: (Black hole's other side spits them out, and the van ricochets to a strange planet) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH! (CRASH!)
  • Sparx: Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
  • Gilda: Whoa! I guess you were right, Dodo. The only question to ask now is...where are we?
  • Kowalski: Well, let's check the UUniversal Guide. (Rico hacks up UUG)...Hmm...Odd, I'm not reading a good signal. It's almost like...Okay, there we go...(Gasps) EGAD!!!
  • Skipper: What is it, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: It's amazing! Our maps have changed entirely! We're no longer in Miramax Space! And the Guide can't identify where we are. All I'm reading is a map that it's never mapped before. Says we're on a planet called...Carbungia.
  • Shifu: There's no such place as Carbungia.
  • Kowalski: Well, in that case, I'm afraid there's only one logical explanation for all of this...I think...we're in ANOTHER UUniverses.
  • Icky: (Jaws drop)
  • Sandy: Did you say...'Another UUniverses'?
  • Kowalski: Yes. (Taps a few key commands, and the UUG gives a clear explanation) It says we're in a duplicate UUniverses where no animal species in our UUniverses can be found. But it also says that humans used to live in these UUniverses, making several alliances with other sentient races for centuries, and all have exchanged technology and culture.
  • Private: Well, what happened to the humans? Did they go extinct?
  • Kowalski: Nope, says they teleported to another dimension.
  • Sam: Well, I guess this means another adventure, everybody.
  • Squidward: Here we go again.
  • Sam: HOLY BUTTER BISCUITS, LOOK AT THAT! (A large new species of animal walks near them)
  • Sparx: Whoa! would you look at that!
  • Spyro: What is that thing?
  • Dr. Cockroach: It looks like an undiscovered species of alien dinosaur.
  • Kowalski: Let's see what the UUniversal Guide has to say about that. (Uses UUG to scan animal, and it loads for a while, and then gives info on it) It says that this animal is what these UUniverses know as a Monacosaur. It's a large herbivorous reptile with a golden neck-frill that is nearly indestructible, and makes a very good shield against predators. It even has a golden rhino horn for attack.
  • Lord Shen: Indestructible, you say? Well, let's test that! (Brings out his canon deluxe and fires at the Giant, the Monacosaur faces them, and Cannonball bounces off his frill)
  • Monacosaur: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
  • Icky: Great, you've got it PO'ed! (Monacosaur charges at Shell Lodgers)
  • Lord Shen: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TRY AND STOP ME--(Monacosaur rams into him) OOF! My spleen!
  • Monacosaur: I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY HEAD! (Charges for Lord Shen again)
  • Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN, LOOK OUT, IT'S CHARGING AT YOU AGAIN!
  • Lord Shen: Well, what am I supposed to do?
  • Kowalski: Get to it's vulnerable spots! Sure his frill is indestructible, but it's flanks are not.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, duh! (Monacosaur charges closer to him, and Lord Shen jumps on his back)
  • Monacosaur: HEY, GET OFF ME, YOU FAN-BUTTED BIRD!
  • Lord Shen: Yippy-ki-yay, Monawhatever! (Lord Shen stabs him in the back with a blade)
  • Monacosaur: (Roars in pain, and dies)
  • Savio: Alright! We get to eat!
  • Shenzi: I CALL DIBS ON THE HEART!
  • Banzai: Man! You ALWAYS call dibs on the heart!
  • Savio: SAVE THE JUICIER MEAT FOR ME! (The Hyenas and Savio eat the meat of the lizard)
  • Iago: Carnivores! Oy-vey.
  • Icky: (Eating a piece of meat from the lizard) Oh my God! I've never tasted anything like this! It tastes like...(Tries another piece)...Pizza.
  • Sandy: Ugh, that is SO revolting!
  • Icky: Hey, you don't love it until you try it. (Rips chunk of meat off of dead Monacosaur) Want some, Gilda?
  • Gilda: (Disgusted by the bloody chunk of flesh from the animal, and nearly barfs) Ugh! Please, I'm mostly a fish griffin.
  • Icky: You're part fish?
  • Skipper: Actually, my nieved friend, she means she prefers fish only.
  • Icky: Oh, heh, duh!
  • Sandy: Well, at least after the meat-eaters finish their meal, lets at least take this chance to learn more about these new UUniverses.
  • SpongeBob: I hope they'll do it quick enough before scavengers or bigger predators show up.
  • Crane: I agree. If this place has alternate animals, then who knows what they'll look like? (A female scream is heard)
  • Pain/Panic: AAAAAAHHH! (Shapeshift into...they're gone...Oh, no, they're still there. They just shapeshifted into waterbears)
  • Pain: Ugh! For a microorganism that's nearly indestructible, it's very slimy and gross!
  • Lord Shen: (Djon jumps on Lord Shen in panic) Get off, you bloody twit! (Throws Djon off of him)
  • Djon: YAAHHK! The mini silver trident treasure pinched my nuts!
  • Sandy: It seems to be coming from over there! (Points into forest) Let's move! (All run inside forest)

Forest Clearing

  • Unknown Warrior: (A female armed snake similar to Viper but with a 3rd eye was slithering away from a salamander-like creature with a weird gun, dark armor, a black mask, and riding a giant ostrich-like bird. The snake trips, and looks in horror at her pursuer, which hops off the bird) In the name of Lord Xerxes XX, you, Emperess Serpentos III, are under imperialistic arrest! (The Emperess panics, and tries to run away, but Warrior steps on her tail and she screams in pain) Now, you're coming with me to the concentration camp, and you'd better know the location of the Diamond of the Ancients, or there will be serious problems.
  • Unknown Empress: I can't! I long promised my father that I-- (Warrior loads pistol, the pistol energy core charges up, and the Emperess whimpers and looks away)
  • Po: HEY! (The Warrior looks at the direction of the voice, and sees Po tired)...(Pants)....Really long hike out here...(Continues panting)
  • Warrior: Who and what are you?
  • Po: Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior! And in a technical sense, a Panda. Ugh!
  • Warrior: You're a warrior? Of what nation?
  • Po: The Valley of Peace.
  • Warrior: The Valley of Peace? There's no such place.
  • Shifu: The Valley of Peace doesn't exist in these UUniverses?
  • Warrior: Uh...no?
  • Po: Could you just tell us why you trying to kill that armed snake that kinda looks like my friend Viper?
  • Warrior: It's my orders from Xerxes XX. You know, he gives me the orders, I follow them, and such. By the way, have you seen or even heard of The Diamond of the Ancients?
  • Po: Uh, anyone have a clue?
  • Icky: I guess it's a valuable rock or something.
  • Warrior: More than you realize.
  • Mr. Dodo: Exactly why do you value some shiny old rock, good sir?
  • Warrior: Classified Imperial knowledge. Now, you weirdos kindly go about your business-
  • Cynder: "We're not going anywhere! I don't care who these Xerxes thinks he is, but he has no right to-"
  • Sparx: "Cynder, PLEASE don't provoke the guy with the gun?!"
  • Warrior: "Wait wait wait! Run that by me again?"
  • Cynder: "..... He said my name's Cynder. Why those that concern-"
  • The Warrior aimed his gun at her!
  • Warrior: "Xerxes has instructed to have anyone named Cynder that doesn't look like anything our universe produce to be arrested on the spot for private classifived reasons! Surrender quietly or- (Boss Wolf takes away the warrior's gun, and effortlessly breaks it in half) WHAT THE FUCK!"
  • Boss Wolf: YEAH! How do you like me now, bitch?
  • Warrior: You all are so gonna be sorry! When I report you to the camp, you'll be covered in so many laser holes, your tongues will stick out! YOU'LL SEE! (Hops back on the giant bird, and rides it away)
  • Icky: Come back here and fight like a... Lizard thing, you... Lizard thing! (The snake Emperess was in fear and disbelief of what just saved her)
  • Empress: What... What was that? (Sandy walks up and offers the Emperess a helping hand)
  • Sandy: It's OK, madam! We ain't gonna hurt ya'.
  • Emperess: What beings are you? You're all not the usual mercenaries I've heard of, let alone anything I've seen before.
  • SpongeBob: We're the Shell Lodge Squad. We might've came to your UUniverses by mistake.
  • Shifu: And judging by him saying the Valley of Peace doesn't exist in these worlds, then we DEFINITELY haven't been here before.
  • SpongeBob: Besides, what was with that lizard thing?
  • Empress: Other UUniversal beings? Amazing. Plus, that "lizard thing" isn't exactly a lizard. Or, argueability one at all. He was a salamander species called Metavincemander. He was sent by orders of a tyrant ruler to force me to reveal some whereabouts of The Diamond of the Ancients. And you guys must not have heard of it, have you?
  • Icky: Duh!
  • Sandy: Kowalski? What species is SHE exactly?
  • Kowlaski: (Uses UUG to scan Empress) She's a Serpentinoid. It says they are a species of limbed 3-eyed snakes that contain venom so powerful it can kill a human within seconds.
  • Sandy: Well, couldn't she have used that venom against that warrior?
  • Kowalski: Nope, it says that because the Metavincemanders are the Serpentinoids' natural rivals, they have an immunity to their venom.
  • Empress: He's right. With that warrior trying to kill me, my venom would be useless. But enough of this, and onto the other stuff. I'm Empress Serpentos III. If you need some info on these UUniverses, then I've got a tiny bit. Our societies are living in turmoil, and are being widely threatened by a league of villains we call The Villains Act. We have no clue how it came to exist, but it just did. We have a small amount of heroes, and there are over 1 billion villains threatening our worlds. One of them is Xerxes XX.
  • Rita: Xerxes XX?
  • Kaa: Who's that?
  • Serpentos III: Only the most treacherous ruler in our nations. He steals technology from all over these parts, and uses them for his own nefarious purposes. They even stole old human technology. Humans no longer live here.
  • Skipper: We got that.
  • Serpentos III: Xerxes XX is the meanest in our sector. So non-caring, that once, he tried to kill a species to extinction.
  • Squidward: That's horrible!
  • SpongeBob: What species DID he try to kill off?
  • Serpentos III: An adorable race of sea-squirrels called Hydrocabiais. They were the cutest animals I ever known. And he wanted to kill them all. What exactly would give him the right to kill off such a precious animal?
  • Sandy: That depends. What did the Hydrocabiais do to HIS kind exactly?
  • Serpentos III: Nothing in my knowledge. You should probably see our well-praised hero, Xandy. She's a Hydrocabiais. She'll tell you everything you need to know.
  • Icky: Oh, that's great! Where does she live?
  • Serpentos: That's the problem. Her lair is unknown even to allies.
  • Icky: Figures!
  • Po: Wait, you say these UUniverses have more villains than heroes?
  • Serpentos: As much as I hate to confess, yes.
  • Shenzi: Oh, PLEASE don't tell me there are Darkspawn in these UUniverses too!
  • Serpentos: What are Darkspawn?
  • Icky: How lucky! Darkspawners don't exist in these UUniverses! This is what I call paradise...kinda! But wait! If there are no Darkspawn, then why are there billions of damn villains in these UUniverses?
  • Serpentos: Well, since there are less heroes in our worlds, then the villains knew they had nothing to stop them, and the villains grew and grew and grew until a billion villains started arising. That's when our UUniversal Grand Council began the Heroes Act.
  • Shifu: The Heroes Act?
  • Serpentos: It's a hero-recruition operation where people who want to protect these UUniverses join. But this might last for 100 years since we need billions of heroes the same way the Villains did.
  • Fidget: Well, how long did the Villains Act last?
  • Serpentos: 10 years.
  • Po: Whoa!
  • Crane: T-That's impossible!
  • Tigress: Villain Growth in our UUniverses lasted about 50 years. I don't understand how that could be quicker here.
  • Serpentos: Well, what can I say? Lots of mistakes happen around here. Look, shouldn't you guys look for Xandy?
  • Po: Okay, here we go! Here we go, Wha-Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. How can we do this? I mean there's got to be a clue of some sort to help us find this 'Xandy' girl.
  • Serpentos: Well...there is one thing I know about her. I know that she lived in a city somewhere called Buckling City. It's a Hydrocabiais city. I heard that's the city Xerxes XX attacked first. Try looking there first. Or perhaps look for her aunt and uncle. She hangs out with them on occasions.
  • Po: That's all we needed to hear! Let's go everyone! (All leaves)
  • Serpentos: Good luck, heroes.
  • Skipper: Look, ma'am, you're gonna have to come with us for protection. That slimy freak might come back with reinforcements and we can't risk having you unprotected.
  • Serpentos: Oh please, I-I don't want to be a burden.
  • Icky: Hey, if we put up with Kairi's Princess-Peach antics, we'll handle you.
  • Lord Shen: Boss Wolf, pick her royal majesty up so she doesn't get dirty. (Boss Wolf picks up Serpentos and places her on his shoulders)
  • Serpentos: (Sighs) Well, Something tells me I don't have a choice in the matter.
  • Cynder momentally stood behind, confused....
  • Cynder: "Why did he acted like that?"
  • Spyro's voice: "Cynder, your coming?"
  • Cynder: "I am."

Concentration Camp

  • A angry looking gruff Metavincemander: "WHAT?!"
  • The Warrior: "It's true Sargent Crush sir! I was ambushed by-"
  • Sgt. Crush: Are you trying to tell me a bunch of misfit mercenaries attacked you and saved the Emperess?
  • The Warrior: I-I-I know this is impossible to believe, Sarge, but--
  • Sgt. Crush: You're damn right it is! In service to our lord, he wants results and not incompitence! Do you know what the penalty for incompitence is, Cadet?
  • The Warrior: (Gulps) Death?
  • Sgt. Crush: Bingo! But it's absolutely NOT a decent death, I'll tell you that! I'm talking about having the entire army ripping your organs out, and stuffing what's left with Triple-Fanged spiders! Is that what you want?!? (Warrior nodds a no) Good! Then I advise you to tell me the truth!
  • Warrior: I was, sir! And to prove it, I've got it all on my hologram recorder. (Recorder shows hologram message of Warrior, Po, and the rest of the Lodgers)
  • Sgt. Crush: Unbelievable! Just unbelievable! (Shrugs) Xerxes XX is not going to be pleased. (Calls Xerxes) My Lord? I'm afraid Empress Serpentos got away. It would seem that some heroes came in and foiled our operation.
  • Xerxes XX: (Sillouetted) WHAT?!? Impossible! There's no such hero team known in these UUniverses that would DARE stand against us besides those rebellions and several others! You know I don't allow incompetence in this unit, Sgt. Crush! If I don't have any proof of this 'hero team' in the next 10 seconds, you're dinner for the ramakis!
  • Sgt. Crush: As you wish, my Lord! (Shows Xerxes XX hologram message)
  • Xerxes XX: Intriguing. They must be from the Heroes Act. But wait. I've never seen any of those species before. (Hears the part where Cynder was heard).... Oh great Grindormoss no! SHE'S here?! Sgt. Crush, I want you to track down these heroes, and bring them to me. Keep everything quiet to HER until she's by my preasence! And under no circumstances are they to find my arch-enemy, Xandy! If they do, then my plan to wipe out the Hydrocabiais could be torn to pieces! But that would soon be the least of our concerns if SHE finds you-know-well-enough-who! Do I make myself clear?
  • Sgt. Crush: Yes, sir!
  • Xerxes XX: Well then, GET MOVING! Xerxes out! (Ends transmission)
  • Warrior: Sarge, I recommend our entire unit should attack, sir. They have a doggard-like creature with them, and he's incredibly strong.
  • Sgt. Crush: Sounds advisable, Cadet. I'll also alert nearby forces patroling Troubiathe just in case they get any ideas to get to her.

Chapter 2- Buckling City

Buckling City, Troubiathe

  • Serpentos: We must be careful. Buckling City is mostly in ruins, it's citizens are in hiding because of the patroling soldiers there.
  • Shifu: Mostly made aware by the lone soldier.
  • Icky: We should've wasted him when we had the chance!
  • Boss Wolf: Technically, that wouldn't made things better cuz' his buddies would've come looking for his body.
  • Icky: Like they would somehow know who would've been responsible. I mean, they can't be THAT advanced, right?
  • SpongeBob: ATTENTION, ALL HYDROCABIAIS, ATTENTION! WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED XANDY! IF ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS, PLEASE COME OUT FROM HIDING. WE COME IN PEACE.
  • Hiding Hydrocabiais #1: HOW CAN WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST YOU, CHEESE-LIKE ANIMAL WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
  • SpongeBob: BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FROM HERE. WE ARE FROM ANOTHER UUNIVERSES. WE HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM YOU. WE JUST WANT TO HELP ALL OF YOU GET THE HEROES YOU NEED TO STOP ALL THE VILLAINS THAT ARE THREATENING YOU.
  • Hiding Hydrocabiais #2: WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, let me handle this. LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE-- (All Hydrocabiais awe in the sight of seeing Sandy, and come out of hiding to see her)
  • Hydrocabiais #1: What is this creature that looks exactly like us?
  • Hydrocabiais #2: Tell us, m'am, who are you?
  • Sandy: Uh, guys? A lil' help, maybe?
  • Icky: She's with us. And like Spongebob said, we're from an alternate UUniverses like yours, but with more heroes, and the villains are kept in check. (Hydrocabiais were in awe)
  • Hydrocabiais #3: The cheese creature and the ugly bird speak the truth. Albiet what he said about villains being in control is kinda idelistic. I mean, reality check! Villains are the dominant spieces here! It's survive or die! (Suddenly, a laser hits him in the back, and he gets vaporized)
  • Skipper: HOLY BUTTERBALL! (Metavincemanders riding on giant flightless birds and hovering vehicles arrive and begin firing. Hydrocabiais run, but soon, 10 sea squirrels are turned into ash)
  • Icky: Hello, sudden dark turn.
  • Sandy: This.... This is horrible!
  • Icky: I know, our ability to be a kid's show is in question already! (Gilda smacks Icky on the head) OW! (Soldiers surround the Lodgers)
  • Soldier 1: "Alright, Cynder and friends! Your coming with us! Just as soon we wipe-out these sickening Sea Squirls!"
  • Tigress: You will pay for slaughtering innocents! (Roars, and the soldiers panic as Tigress attacked, destroyed their guns, and beat the crud out of them)
  • Sandy: Tigress needs help everyone! Let's show the surviving sea-squirrels our mad skills! (Shell Lodgers fight Metavincemanders, and they are whipping them good)
  • Xandy: (Hiding in silouettes from even her own kind) Hmm, other UUniversal heroes? And they're fighting like demons. I must know more about these heroes, and why they've come here!
  • Private: There's too many of them, Skipper!
  • Skipper: We're losing, everyone!
  • Po: Yeah, they're too fast!
  • Sandy: NO! I ain't gonna let these monsters threaten these poor creatures! (Snatches disintegration gun from Metavincemander)
  • MVM Soldier: HEY! That's my gun--(Sandy disintegrates him with the gun, climbs up to the top of a building, and aims for the crystal statue about 3 blocks away, and fires. The disintegration laser bounces across the inside of the crystal statue, and a dozen lasers target all the Metavincemander, disintegrating them)
  • Kowalski: Wow! Nice move, Sandy!
  • Sandy: It helps if you know a large amount of physics. (All sea-squirrels cheer for the Lodgers)
  • Xandy: (Hiding) Unbelievable! That Hydrocabiais-like animal whooped all those salamanders with only one shot. I MUST know about these guys. (Zooms off)
  • Hydrocabiais #4: These heroes saved us all! What do they call you?
  • Sandy: We've been named the Shell Lodge Squad. We're just passin' through.
  • Hydrocabiais #4: Let's hear it for the Shell Lodge Squad, the 2nd best heroes in Buckling City! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)
  • Icky: Whoa whoa whoa, '2nd best'? Then who the heck's number 1? (Gilda smacks Icky) OW!
  • Gilda: Hello? XANDY!! Ring a bell? (Rings bell)
  • Icky: Oh, right!
  • Po: Seriously, Gilda, this pent-up anger of yours has got to stop! I know your mad at him for repeatedly trying to date you, but you just don't have a sense of love.
  • Gilda: Weren't you guys on my side of this?
  • Po: Look, we agree that it is getting somewhat repetitive, but at least we care enough NOT to be jerks about it.
  • Viper: Sorry Gilda, while we understand your reasons to be upset, you shouldn't let anger cloud your judgement. It leads you to do many wrongs.
  • Mantis: Yeah, take Tai Lung for an example. He got a little pissed at not becoming Dragon Warrior, and looked where that led him.
  • Skipper: Yeah, and let's not forget about Kowalski. He once made a machine that tried to make his ex-girlfriend, Doris, love him again, but it lead to me, Private, Rico, and the other animals in the zoo start assaulting him.
  • Gilda:...You know what, I'm just gonna go back to the van for a few hours, then I'll return here. (Flies off)
  • Hydrocabiais #2: What was with that weirdo creature, huh?
  • Po: She's gone in a lot of tempers lately, so it's best if we leave her alone for a while.
  • Icky: In the meantime, I'll keep an eye on Trixie.
  • Trixie: Hey, I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, don't need any supervision, I can take care of myself!
  • Icky: Okay, then why don't you prove it to us by seeing if you can take on those salamanders all by yourself?
  • Trixie:...Okay, fine!
  • Hydrocabiais #4: Now where were we? Oh, of course. 3 CHEERS FOR THE SHELL LODGERS! HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP...
  • All Hydrocabiais: HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!
  • Po: Okay, that's a pretty lazy way to cheer.

Forest

  • Gilda: It's not fair! Why is everyone turning on me for teaching that dork a lesson. But then again, maybe it is being like the times I couldn't give Rainbow Dash's friends a chance. Yeah, that ruined everything for me. But Karma couldn't get any crueler, right? (Gilda looks over, to see Metavincemanders riding on giant birds snooping around the van wreakage. Gilda tries hiding in vain, but Sgt. Crush manages to find her, and Gilda looks with a scared face)
  • Sgt. Crush: Well, well, well! Look what the feloot dragged in.
  • Gilda: Oh, crap! (Sgt. Crush sacks Gilda)
  • Sgt. Crush: (Hops back on his giant bird, and turns on radio) Xerxes? We got ourselves a Lodger! It's not Cynder though, but she's an assusiate and we could use her as a means to lure the rest to us.
  • Xerxes XX: Excellent work! Bring her to me!
  • Sgt. Crush: Yes, sir!
  • Xerxes XX: I swear, those Hydrocabiais will pay for the death of my parents, and NO ONE is stopping me! (Ends communication)
  • Sgt. Crush: Lock her up in the transport van. We'll need to keep her alive.

Chapter 3- Realms at War

Hydrocabiais Saloon

  • SpongeBob: (Tells Serpentos and Hydrocabiais the stories of all of their adventures)...And then, Me and Stitch launched straight into Gantu's ship, and Stitch used his brute strength to throw Gantu, Scroop, and Galaxar right onto our ship, and we saved Lilo and Kairi.
  • All Hydrocabiais: Ooooooooh!
  • Hydrocabiais #2: I've never realized how intense you heroes could get.
  • Hydrocabiais #4: Yeah, heroes usually aren't THAT tough in our worlds.
  • Xandy: (Watching and listening to SpongeBob's stories in shadows) Amazing! They are as good as I thought. They fought aliens, warlords, even entire armies, and they've grown in size over time.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, now Serpentos? Do YOU have any stories about your UUniverses?
  • Serpentos III: Well, I have a few.
  • Icky: Well, spill it, what interesting tales does an empress share?
  • Serpentos III: Well, it's actually very tragic since, after all, we all live in turmoil. It's about the time my grandparents, which were amazing warriors in their time, were killed. It was 2 years ago...

Flashback

  • (Serpentos III): It was Halloween, and even though villains were still a threat, we had a great time. That is until one of the villains, The Deathslaughter, came down to attack. (Deathslaughter, a mantis like dark magic warlock started to set the city ablaze)
  • Deathslaughter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is how Halloween should be celebrated! A little killing here and there and bring in the fear! What more could this old bug ask for?
  • (Serpentos III): Well, he was just a bug. Just a plain old Mangris. I could've squished him if we wasn't so good at magic. But anyway, on with the story. Deathslaughter found my grandparents' home, and set it on fire. But I knew my grandparents had gotten out of worse scrapes than that. (Serpentos' grandparents slither out of burning house)
  • GF Serpentos: That doggone bugger! C'mon, honey, let's give that pipsqueak a piece of my mind!
  • GM Serpentos: Gladly! (Both try squishing Deathslaughter with tails, but Deathslaughter teleports behind them, avoiding the attack) What the heck?
  • Deathslaughter: Peek-a-boo! (Zaps them both) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Who knew evil could be this much fun!
  • GF Serpentos: I HATE this Villains Act! I wish the humans were still here, then we'd be THAT much safer.
  • GM Serpentos: Me too, hon. But let's just whoop this pipsqueak and be done with it. (Deathslaughter dodges each of their attacks)
  • (Serpentos III): They knew they're venom was still as powerful even for their old age, but Deathslaughter was a bug after all, so he was too small to bite. But they knew they could defeat Deathslaughter.
  • GF Serpentos: Okay, Janey, I've got a plan! (Whispers in her ear)
  • GM Serpentos: Oh, good plan! (Both whip their tails at Deathslaughter sideways, Deathslaughter teleports behind them, but fails to notice they were still swinging their tails, and gets lashed at)
  • Deathslaughter: OUCH! My thorax!
  • GM Serpentos: Do you give up, Mangris?
  • Deathslaughter: Hah! You wish, old woman! You're still no match for the most powerful curse in my disposal! IMPLODUS EXPLOSO!
  • GF Serpentos: INCOMING PAIN ALERT! RETREA--(Curse blows both Serpentinoids into a million pieces)
  • Deathslaughter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I've WON! Thank the Villains Act for teaching me such a curse. Whoever came up with it must've been a most-feared warlord. Now with no rulers, I can unleash hell! (Large energetic explosion destroys Serpentinoid town) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Present

  • Icky: (Bursting to tears) That's so horrible! Were-Were you killed?
  • Serpentos III: Well, I lived in a different Serpentinoid city. Deathslaughter destroyed that entire village with one spell. It was only 3 days until I heard about it. It did break my heart a bit. However, Deathslaughter did invade MY hometown as well, but my parents were more powerful than my grandparents, and managed to defeat Deathslaughter. He was sent to prison for life, and he is now sentenced to death. Unfortunately, they were both killed in another invasion, and Deathslaughter escaped.
  • Lord Shen: But wait! How can you be sure this Xerxes guy won't have interest in this Deathslaughter?
  • Serpentos: Oh, don't worry! Deathslaughter was too dangerous, even for other villains. No one would be foolish enough to ally with him.
  • Boss Wolf: I sure hope so. I sure wouldn't wanna meet him in a dark ally from what I heard.
  • Serpentos: Yeah. There's one reason he's called 'Deathslaughter'. If you even came face-to-face with him, he'd blow you up into a million uncensored bloody pieces.
  • Private: (Whimpers) I don't like violence! Especially after the time we tried to de-extinct the Dodo bird from our world.
  • Mr. Dodo: You guys tried to de-extinct my species?
  • Kowalski: Yeah, we don't wanna talk about that.
  • Serpentos: You guys want to hear the story about how the humans left this world?
  • Icky: NO! No more sad stories! They're too sad!
  • Serpentos: Okay, okay, I'll tell you later.
  • Po: Say, has anyone seen Gilda? She should've been back by now.
  • Shifu: I think something terrible must've happened to her.
  • Trixie: Well, I don't want anything bad to happn to her. She's one of my new friends.
  • Tigress: (Appears) I've got bad news, everyone! I went to go check on Gilda, and she and the van are missing.
  • SpongeBob: You're kidding!
  • Po: You don't suppose she ran away, do you?
  • Shifu: No! She would never leave us without notifying us first. Plus, she doesn't even know how to drive.
  • Icky: She must've been kidnapped by those no-good salamanders. We've got to save her.
  • Cornwall: They're halfway to Xerxes' kingdom by now.
  • Devon: He's right! And we don't even have a method of transportation with us.
  • Serpentos: Guys, that's a bad idea going to Xerxes' kingdom. Going there would be suicide. The only one I know who made it out of there alive before is Xandy. She's good at escaping that death kingdom. And we don't even know where she is.
  • Patrick: Wait a minute! Didn't you say we needed to look for her aunt and uncle?
  • Serpentos: Of course. You didn't remember to do that?
  • Private: Sorry. We were so busy fighting that we forgot to do that. Do you know where they live?
  • Serpentos: Of course. They live in 58 Buckaroo Blvd.
  • Squidward: I think that's only a few blocks away. Let's go!

58 Buckaroo Blvd.

  • Sandy: Now everyone? I'll handle this. Since I look like the rest of the citizens around here, they're sure to trust me. (Knocks on door)
  • Female Hydrocabiais (Aunt Knitter): Hello? Hey, you're the new heroes in town. What can we do for you?
  • Sandy: Ma'm, we're lookin' for the whereabouts of Xandy. I'm aware she's your niece?
  • Male Hydrocabiais (Uncle Splinter): Indeed, she is, M'am. She's not exactly here at the moment. She hides in shadows in this town. Nobody even notices she's around.
  • Sandy: Well, do yall' know where her secret hideout is?
  • Aunt Knitter: Nope. She never reveals her secret hideaway to anyone, not even us. She doesn't want Xerxes to find her and kill her.
  • Sandy: What? Xerxes is after her? Why?
  • Uncle Splinter: Well, it's a long story, but we promised Xandy we wouldn't reveal anything about her past. If you want to know about her, you'll have to take it up with her.
  • Sandy: Dag nabbit! Looks like we'll have to save Gilda ourselves. But thanks for the info, good people.
  • Uncle Splinter: Pleasure is all ours, Hydrocabiais-like creature.
  • Po: Now how are we supposed to save Gilda?
  • Aunt Knitter: Well, you could tamper with the old human technology that remains alive in these parts. Xandy tells us that's where she gets her armory.
  • Sandy: Xandy steals human technology, too?
  • Uncle Splinter: Actually, Xandy says she doesn't believe it to be stealing. She believes it to be getting power. She believes in fighting fire with fire. She always said that if she has the right tools, she had the right talent.
  • Sandy: Well, where can we find this human technology?
  • Aunt Knitter: You'll find it at that abandoned city over there. (Points at abandoned human city)
  • Po: You know I don't get why we never noticed that before.
  • Sandy: Well, thank you, kind strangers. We'll be on our way. Who knows, maybe we might bump into Xandy along the way. Happy trails!
  • Aunt Knitter: You, too!
  • Sandy: C'mon, everyone, we gotta' get to that abandoned city, it's gotta be where Xandy's secret hideout is hidden. (All leave)
  • Uncle Splinter: Good luck, brave strangers.

Chapter 4- Xandy to the Rescue

Abandoned City

  • Serpentos: (Sighs) I hardly remember this place. (Looks at a sign that says 'Welcome to Zaono City')
  • Melman:...(Looks at the sign)...'Welcome to Za...Zai...Za...how do you pronounce that word?
  • Serpentos: It's Zaono. This city was known to be a great human civilization. Me and my parents did diplomatic work here when I was young. Now, I hardly remember the city. It's especially horrible that it's been abandoned for 14 years.
  • Miguel: Whoa! This place is a dump.
  • Shifu: It's a deserted wasteland, not Shangra-la!
  • Kowalski: This is among the most advanced cities I've ever come across. The bridges are all hard-light, the billboards are...holographic and used to fly in the air, wow, this place must've had vehicles that could fly.
  • Serpentos: Yeah, certain vehicles of ours mostly fly. But I have to say, even with unlimited directions of moving, air traffic these days are still strict like ground traffic.
  • Kowalski: Plus, there are no windows on the buildings. Why is that?
  • Serpentos: Windows are rarely seen on buildings. Most use holographic screens on the inside that serve as windows.
  • Kowalski: Sweet.
  • Iago: Well, where are we gonna find human technology in this place?
  • Shifu: Simple. We find the city's best laboratory, and see if we can find any weapon parts or any blueprints.
  • Icky: Serpentos? Any info on how Xandy got her armory here?
  • Serpentos: Well, I do know one place here where she scavenges for weapon blueprints. I may not have much knowledge of this city after all these years, but I remember where she goes to get equipment. Follow me. I'll take you all there.

Later...

  • Squidward: (Seeing a broken gold statue) I may be a great artist, but it's tough for artist in our worlds to make statues out of gold.
  • Serpentos: That's not gold, that's actually a gold alloy. Much more lighter than gold, much shinier, and easier to handle.
  • Marty: Are we there yet, Serpentos?
  • Serpentos: Almost. We just need to cross this bridge. (They find a large gap where a bridge mechanism is seen)
  • Kowalski: A hard-light bridge, huh? Shouldn't the controls be repaired?
  • Serpentos: They already have. (Presses a button, and a large yellow energy bridge appears)
  • Po: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HOA!! AWESOMENESS!!!
  • Serpentos: Come on. (They cross the bridge, and they turn around a corner)..Well, here we are. (They see a large abandoned green building with a globe-shaped symbol on it) This place was owned by a company called Globex, the human alliances' main source of technological research and development. Some Globex industries are still working thanks to the other alliances keeping it alive. This one sadly, is now a dump.
  • Sandy: HAH! I bet my tail I could fix that place up in about half an hour.
  • Lord Shen: Sure you do.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we need to find some weaponry. (They all enter Globex building)

Globex Lab

  • Mr. Dodo: Whoa! Look at the size of this lab!
  • Kowalski: Yeah! This must be a hot spot for human technology. C'mon, everyone, let's search the place. (All Lodgers search around for anything useful)
  • Patrick: I found something. It's blueprints for a...uh...playsma cannon.
  • Kowalski: You mean a 'plasma cannon'.
  • Patrick: Oh, yeah.
  • Po: I found blueprints for some kind of 'Nano-armor', whatever the hell THAT is.
  • Icky: I found some for some kind of...Artificial Flying Terrain? DAMN, this is for a kind of flying city! AWESOME!!!
  • Baloo: Here's some blueprints for a disintegration gun. And it looks like the ones those Metavincemanders had.
  • Skipper: I've got some for an infinite storage device.
  • Kowalski: Wow! Is it just me, or has humanity evolved faster in these UUniverses?
  • Serpentos: Well, as I've said before, humans aren't the only dominant species here. Several others exchanged technology with them to form hundreds of scientific advancements.
  • Kowalski: Well, I must ask this: Why would the humans leave these UUniverses?
  • Icky: Isn't it obvious, smarty-pants? The Villains Act must've wussed them out into evacuating to that other dimension. Odd why they wouldn't just fight back.
  • Skipper: Let's just keep looking. (They keep doing that until some armored Metavincemander Soldiers burst through the glass windows armed with disintegration rifles and other kinds of weapons)
  • MVM Soldier: FREEZE, YOU VIGILANTE WEIRDOS! (The entire gang is surrounded by the soldiers)
  • Icky: Whoa, not cool, man! That's not cool for you to sneak up on us like that!
  • MVM Soldier #2: Oh, shut your face, ugly! In the name of Xerxes XX, you're all under imperialistic arrest.
  • Skipper: I don't think so! Rico, smoke bomb! (Rico hacks up smoke bomb, but smoke bomb is caught by an MVM Soldier's gravity gun) Oh, come on, that's so cheating!
  • MVM Soldier #1: SILENCE! You're all coming with us to Xerxes XX's Kingdom.
  • Sandy: What have you done to Gilda and our van, you varmits?
  • MVM Soldier #1: Oh, she's safe for now. And your van is soon going to be dismantled, and sold for scrap. Who knows, maybe it'll be reverse engineered before hand.
  • Icky: YOU FIENDS! IF I WASN'T THE GENTLE BIRD I WAS TODAY, I'D KICK YOU ALL IN YOUR INSIDE BALLS!
  • MVM Soldier #1: Take them away immediately!
  • Xandy: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! (Jumps through a broken window, and into the middle of the room holding a golden katana)
  • MVM Soldier #2: It's that sniveling sea squirrel! Kill her!
  • Xandy: (Fights with incredible reflexes, taking down the non-armored soldiers, and making the armored ones accidentally shoot each other)
  • Iago: HOLY POO!!!
  • Sandy: You must be Xandy!
  • Xandy: Well what were you expecting? Prince Xharming? (Takes out a blaster gun) Rapid Fire!
  • Gun Voice: (Gun lights up) Rapid Fire activated.
  • Xandy: (Fires the gun, and it rapidly fires at 5 non-armored soldiers) Armor-Piercing!
  • Gun Voice: (Lights up) Armor-Piercing activated! (She fires and kills 6 armored soldiers, and the others fire disintegration pistols, and Xandy dodges them in slow mo, and lands on her feet)
  • Xandy: Explosive!
  • Gun Voice: (Lights up) Explosive activated. (Xandy fires a grenade from the gun, and it blows a few other soldiers to bits)
  • Po: WHOOOOAAAHHH!!!
  • Xandy: I've got more where that done came from, so get your rear-ends out of here before I kick them out!
  • MVM Soldier #1: RETREAT! RETREAT! (They all hop back into their dropships, and they take off)
  • Xandy: (Blows the smoke off her blaster, puts it away, and faces the Shell Lodgers) Greetings, 'yall. You are those Shell Lodgers I've been watching.
  • Sandy: You've been watching us?
  • Xandy: I have. And I've heard all of yer' amazin' adventures. You all are good fighters like me. (Takes out golden sword and points it at Iago)
  • Iago: Oh, could you PLEASE point that somewhere else?
  • Xandy: Apologies, bird creature. Would you all tell me what yer' doin' here and such?
  • Sandy: Well, we got sucked into a black-hole portal that happened to take us here to these new UUniverses. And we also have a few questions for you concerning this Xerxes XX guy.
  • Xandy: I heard. Just follow me to my secret lair, and I'll explain everythin' you need to know.

Meanwhile...

  • Gilda: (MVM Soldiers drive a large cargo van carrying the van, and a small convoy van holding Gilda, both being patrolled by 4 soldiers riding on giant flightless birds) YO! Let me out of here, you big giant douche bags! LET ME OUT!
  • MVM Warrior #1: Boy, for a creature of small size, she has a real big potty-mouth.
  • MVM Warrior #2: Don't mind her! The sooner we get her and this ship thing to our place, the better we can find her friends.
  • Gilda: (Looking down, and begins crying) This-this is all my fault! I never should've treated Icky like dirt! My temper led me here! This is all my fault! (A faint buzzing sound is heard, and a human sized wasp woman walked up to Gilda)
  • Wasp Woman: So, you have been seperated from those you have cared about as well?
  • Gilda: (Gasps) SWEET MAMA, A GIANT WASP!!!
  • Wasp Woman: Whoa, easy there, ma'm. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm a victim like you.
  • Gilda: You...you are?
  • Wasp Woman: Yes. I'm Penelope. I've heard that you're part of a new hero group called the Shell Lodge Squad. At least that's what these soldiers are discussing.
  • Gilda: Just what kind of wasp are you exactly? Usually, my friend, Kowalski uses his scientific nerdiness to help determine that.
  • Penelope: I'm a Hymenovespula. My kind is under turmoil just like the Hydrocabiais your group is helping. Such adorable creatures they are. The one you are looking for, Xandy, has rescued our kind once. She's the best we had around here.
  • Gilda: Well, that's pretty interesting. My name's Gilda. I'm a griffin. Of course, you don't know what a griffin is. I haven't had a very good time around my group recently, and I feel like I just need some time by myself.
  • Penelope: Really? Well, what's wrong?
  • Gilda: My friend, Icky, he's got a crush on me, and I just want us both to be friends. But he keeps trying to go out with me. I don't think I could handle it anymore. I've never had any friends by then since I had a little outburst on my home planet of Equestria.
  • Penelope: Hmm. Well, Gilda, love is a very powerful thing. You can't let your anger overcome that. This Icky person is just confused. He doesn't love you for your looks, he loves you because of who you are. I can tell by your sad face. My kind is known for being the best of therapists. Now tell me, Gilda, when was the last time you had a boyfriend in your life?
  • Gilda:...Never.
  • Penelope: Then you must not know what Icky's feeling. Have you had any friends before Icky?
  • Gilda: Well, I use to have one friend named Rainbow Dash. We liked challenging each other to races. But since my little mistake on Equestria, we've gone our separate ways. I mean, sometime after I helped my friend Trixie, these two Kung-Fu masters and a mouse hero named Mickey Mouse captured my friend, Hiss's evil brother and his sopisicated parrot friend with a giant robot bird named Nivawk, we made up. But I end up a Shell Lodger for capturing the leader of the Fang Empire, and before you talked about something with a similar name here, the Fang Empire we dealt with is a LOT different then what you deal with.
  • Penelope: Well, there you have it. Your anger is controlling your life. I used to have the same problem as well. I couldn't control my anger, and stung anyone who insulted or teased me. Plus, they eventually died to my extremely toxic venom. I felt like they deserved it. But they didn't. Nobody in these UUniverses deserves to die for what they did wrong. That was until I visited a therapist. I overcame my anger, and never stung anyone since. So you see, Gilda, anger is just as bad as the billions of villains that are terrorizing our worlds. If you continue on it...you might very well become a villain yourself.
  • Gilda:...You're right. Maybe I've been looking at Icky the wrong way. Maybe i could work something out with him that could work for both of us.
  • Penelope: Exactly. Besides, anger is just what made most of the villains in these UUniverses.
  • Gilda: Thank you, Penelope. I feel better already.
  • Penelope: My pleasure, my griffin friend.
  • Gilda: So, how did YOU wind up getting captured?
  • Penelope: I was made a threat to the Villain Act because of our people's capability. Our calming ways are preventing new members from joining.
  • Gilda: Really? They think a therapist could prevent a villain from arising? Just who does this Xerxes guy think he is?
  • Penelope: I have no idea. But I hear he's looking for some ancient artifact called The Diamond of the Ancients. Once we find a way to get out of here, I'll show you--...
  • Gilda: What?
  • Penelope: (Whispering) I almost forgot. I know where the Diamond of the Ancients is, but I don't want to accidentally expose it to these guards. I'll show you once we get out of here.
  • Gilda: Hmm...Well, I've got a plan. It might not work, but it's worth a shot. (The Warriors drove toward a trail) AHH! MY LEG! SPLINTER! (Warriors looked behind them) Oh crud, this freakin' splinter is bleeding!
  • MVM Soldier #2: Dude, go check it out!
  • MVM Soldier #1: D'oh, why me?!?
  • MVM Soldier #2: Hey, I do NOT want to be the one to baby the prisoners! Also, I outrank you by one extra cadet level. 2nd class! Now GET MOVING!
  • MVM Soldier #1: Okay, okay! (Leaves to check on Gilda, and Penelope stings him) YAAAOW! (Venom makes him swell up, and die)
  • MVM Soldier #2: What the hell? What's going on here--(Penelope stings him) AAAAOOOWWCH! Grrrgh! You are so dead meat, hornet-face--(Swells up and dies. Free from the van, Gilda and Penelope fight off the other soldiers, and they take off on the giant birds)
  • Penelope: It worked. Let's go!
  • Gilda: Hold it! We can't leave without this van. It's my team's main method of transportation. They need it so they can get back home.
  • Penelope: Not to worry. I've got it covered. I'll lift it up for you.
  • Gilda: You're kidding? That thing must weigh up to 10,000 lbs! You'll never--(Penelope lifts up van with immense strength) Holy Equestria!
  • Penelope: The Hymenovespula is also known to be...very strong! Now let's go find your friends. (Both fly off with van)

Chapter 5- The Fate of A Lord's Parents

A Hidden Sector in the Abandoned City

  • Xandy: We're almost there. C'mon! (They enter a street tunnel where broken glass advertising screens on the walls are seen, along with some rundown hover-vehicles, and a few small rodents and lizards skitter around the place)
  • Icky: Whoa, this place is filthy! I feel like a hobo.
  • Xandy: You get use to it. My hideout is here because no Metavincemander would dare search here for me because they know this place is the Hydrocabiais Forbidden Zone, where some of my kind believe that the ghost of a corrupt business man haunts it, and crawls with the ghosts of his workers.
  • Sandy: Well why come here when YOU'RE a Hydrocabiais?
  • Xandy: Well, when I first arrived here, I learned it was just an old urban legend to try and spook kids of my kind not to wander off by themselves. (They enter a hole in the wall which leads to a subway station. They make it to a passageway in the ground which Xandy activates by a DNA scanner which she puts her feet on, and opens it) Follow me. And let me warn you to brace yourselves.
  • Alex: Why?
  • Xandy: (Jumps down, and the Lodgers look down to see a chute)
  • Bagheera: I am NOT going down there.
  • Xandy: (From down the tunnel) STOP BEING A PUSSY, PUSSYFELOOT!!! GET DOWN HERE!!!
  • SpongeBob:...Well, let's go. (They each hop down, and slide down the tunnels)
  • Banzai: WHOA, WHOA, WHOOOAAAHH!!! OH, THIS IS AWESOME!!! (Ed laughs crazily as they slide down)
  • Max: Not often you get a chute as an entrance, a', Sam?
  • Sam: Perhaps not, Max.
  • B.O.B: HANDS UP EVERYBODY!!! (They see a light, and they suddenly arrive in a golden room filled with advanced weaponry, elevators, and light-panels)
  • Po: That...was...RADICAL!!! WHO'S UP FOR ROUND 2?!? (Everyone looks at him weird)...(Chuckles)
  • Sandy: But yeah, that was a bit amazing.
  • Xandy: Welcome to my hideout. It's not much to me, but it makes me feel pretty safe. We can access the ground again by elevator, just so you know.
  • Patrick: Ooh, shiny.
  • Mr. Krabs: This place looks like it's made out of gold.
  • Xandy: That's 'cause it IS made of gold.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Eyes turn into gold bars)
  • Xandy: Does that happen a lot?
  • SpongeBob: No, they're usually silver.
  • Xandy: Well, now that yall' know where I hide, you must never reveal it to any of my friends or enemies.
  • Phil: My lips are sealed.
  • Xandy: Good. Now, I would like to know how you all got here.
  • Banzai: Well, we kinda got here by accident. We got sucked into this black hole portal, and winded up here. Things have gotten stranger, yet more interesting for us as we continued to explore this place.
  • Xandy: You came here by accident?
  • Banzai: C'MON, WHAT'RE YOU, SOME KIND OF BIRD-BRAIN, I TOLD YOU WE DID!
  • Shenzi: Well, first of all: You should NEVER disrespect Alternate UUniversal beings. And second of all: (Smacks Banzai to the ground) She ain't deaf, stupid!
  • Xandy:...Okay.
  • Sandy: Well, if we're all finished being awkward, I think we should get to the questions. First off: What do you know about Xerxes XX?
  • Xandy: A lot. He's my arch-nemesis. He's very mean, relentless, and cruel. He's also the murderer of my parents.
  • Shenzi: Yeah, I know the feeling. My parents were murdered by a villain, too.
  • Xandy: Oh.
  • Sandy: Also, we've heard from your aunt and uncle that Xerxes XX is after you for some reason. Why is this true?
  • Xandy: Because I'm the only one that stands between him and his plan to kill the Hydrocabiais to extinction. The first time he attacked my hometown was the worst day in my life. It was about 5 years ago...

Flashback

  • (Xandy): (Metavincemanders attack Buckling City in dropships and giant flightless birds, and attack with disintegration guns) I was only 16 when this happened. Xerxes XX and his army invaded my hometown, and mass murders occured. Every Hydrocabiais was nearly killed. After killing over 200 Hydrocabiais, he next killed my parents. I was so angry at him that I took my golden sword, ran outside, and attacked him. He had proven to be a tough adversary. Our brutal fight had lasted only an hour in a half. I overwhelmed every soldier that tried to stop me. It was difficult, but I finally defeated him
  • Xandy: Leave this place, NOW! I will NOT let you terrorize my town anymore! GO, or so help me, I will cut off both your hands and feed them to my pet horboo!
  • Xerxes XX: Y-y-y-yes, ma'm, whatever you say! EVERYONE, RETREAT! (The soldiers load their giant birds into the dropships, and take off with Xerxes XX viewing her from one of them)
  • Xandy: AND DON'T COME BACK!
  • Xerxes XX: I swear to you, kid, I WILL get you for this! And when I do, I'll kill the rest of your kind! Every single Hydrocabiais will pay for what they did to me! And nobody will stop me! (Leaves)
  • Hydrocabiais: You did it, young one! You saved our lives! What's your name?
  • Xandy: Just call me Xandy. And I promise you this: I will NOT let that tyrant harm any of you. Buckling City will sleep safely knowing that it will be under my watch! Once that careless tyrant returns, I'll be ready and waiting! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)

Present

  • Sandy: Why would Xerxes XX want to kill your species off?
  • Xandy: I don't know, but I'm sure to find out soon. I now know that he's looking for--
  • Squidward: Yeah, yeah, we've already heard of the Diamond of the Ancients. But why would he be so interested in such a rusty old diamond?
  • Serpentos: Oops! I guess I forgot to tell them about it. I mean I want to, but I can't. I just remembered that it is so sacred, that speaking of it even to friends is taboo.
  • Icky: Look, I understand honoring ancestory, but I think a time of turmoil and how to fix it is worth dishonoring a bunch of dead people. (Shenzi bonks Icky) OW!
  • Iago: What he means is that some sacrifices have to be made.
  • Serpentos: (Sighs).... (to herself) Father forgive me. (to others) There is a great legend behind that diamond. Long ago, Anacondorans, our ancient relatives, discovered a diamond hidden deep in the Yorvahummu Mountains. It was not just beautiful, but it was in a way alive. There was a benevolent spirit imprisoned within the diamond that spoke great words of peace and benevolence. The problem is it can only be touched by a worthy toucher, and those worthy enough to use the diamond's power.
  • Icky: What happens if your not what it wants?
  • Serpentos: Well, if those who are unworthy touch it, it immediately disintegreted them entirely. Legend says that the diamond is so powerful, it can destroy a species quickly.
  • Xandy: So THAT'S what Xerxes XX wants with it, I suppose. He wants it to kill off my species.
  • Icky: Wouldn't he be disintegrated if he tried?
  • Xandy: Well, he's actually discovered a way to keep that from happening. He created a mechanical spear that mind-controls the spirit inside the diamond, and allows Xerxes to take control of it. But he knows he has to do that without touching the diamond. If he acquires that diamond, my species will die. Serpentos knows where the diamond is, but she is forbidden to tell anyone, including me and you. So we'll have to find it ourselves.
  • Sandy: Well, in the meantime, we need your help to rescue our friend, Gilda. She's been captured by Xerxes' forces.
  • Xandy: I can help you. But I need you to help me find that diamond, and find the Chosen One destined to wield it. Serpentos, I know you can't reveal the whereabouts of the diamond, but can you at least tell me who this 'Chosen One' is? We can't stop Xerxes without him/her.
  • Serpentos III: Sorry, but I can't remember who it is. And even if I did, I can't tell you. But my father said to only tell a riddle that reveals who it is. For centuries, this ancient riddle has been unanswered. It was introduced in a time the Chosen One was not yet born. Here it is: It is a bug creature of black and yellow. It's venom destroys life, but it's kind words preserve it. It is of good personality, but with a figure of intimidation. It belongs to a bug race with fly wings, and all born from the same mother who is a ruler. The Chosen One, destined to bring forth the heroes to finally combat the darkness.
  • Icky:... Well, I'm stumped.
  • Xandy: Well, let's go over the clues explained by that one riddle. We know it's a bug, we know it has venom, we know it's kind, and we know it flies.
  • Sandy: Hmm, perhaps it's a kind of bee, or hornet, or wasp, or something.
  • Serpentos: Well, we'd better figure it out soon, or Xandy's kind is doomed.
  • Xandy: Hmm, a bug...I think I know a species that's exactly what the riddle described. It might be the Hymenovespula species.
  • Marty: Hymeno-whoo-ha?
  • Savio: What's that exactly?
  • Xandy: Only the best known wasp race around. They have a very toxic venom that causes instant swelling, and death. They're very rough insects, but they are the best of therapists. They are so caring that legend says that they can easily help you just by saying one word. They're also known to be very strong. They can lift up even the heaviest of metal. Perhaps if we can go to the nearest Hymenovespula hive, they can tell us some whereabouts of the Chosen One.
  • Serpentos: Well, I do remember another clue. The Diamond will not disintegrate members of the Chosen One's kind unless he/she's evil or greedy for power. It's just when the Chosen One touches it that it unleashes it's true power.
  • Lord Shen: Well, what are we waiting for, let's go!

Forest

  • Penelope: Let's camp here for now so we can take advantage of the Metavincemanders not yet knowing what's wrong.
  • Gilda: Good idea, because my wings are pooped! (Penelope places the van down) I'll go get some wood so we can start a fire.
  • Penelope: That will be nice. But be careful, because this side of the woods is where Xacimites usually dwell in.
  • Gilda: Xaci-what now?
  • Penelope: Xacimites. They're very lethal creatures. You do NOT want them to touch you because...let's just say they can digest anything.
  • Gilda: (Shivers) Well, it's a good thing we can fly, right?
  • Penelope: Don't get your hopes up. They can fire their acid at great heights, especially when their nests can be as big as a city bus. Even aerial creatures have been known to be destroyed by these creatures. But don't worry, they hate water. If we can back them off with something like a creek, we'll be fine.
  • Gilda: (Sarcastically) Oh darn! I left my water bottle back home!
  • Penelope: I am not a stranger to sarcasm, and I trust this was inconvenient.
  • Gilda: Sorry about that. But hey, I'm sure there's some water in the van. (Gilda goes into van storage room, and picks up a water bottle from a pack of them) There, I'm set. I sure hope I don't end up getting thirsty in the walk. So Penelope? Where should we stop first on our quest to find my friends?
  • Penelope: We should probably head for my hometown of Hornopolis before we head for the Diamond of the Ancient's secret location. It's not that far from Buckling City. And please, while we're there, don't be frightened by all the wasps that live there. Just remember, they're harmless as long as you don't mess with them.
  • Gilda: You know, that just doesn't make me feel a lot safer.

A Scorching Desert

  • Icky: Water...Water...I'm dying! (Gasp) Oh, God! All the water was in the van! (Gasp) Crud monkeys!
  • Lord Shen: Icky, we're not even a centimeter away from the city!
  • Icky: Yeah, but I've been thristy like crazy under this sun! (Gasp)
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, the Sun's a bitch in this universe.
  • Xandy: The more correct term would be 'The Sun's a bitch on this planet'.
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, that's what I meant.
  • Sparx: Relax, I was able to snatch a few water bottles from the van for such an occasion. (Takes out 3 waterbottles)
  • Icky: Oh, thank God!
  • Xandy: We must be quick! Who knows what Xerxes is up too?

The Palace of Xerxes XX

  • Xerxes XX: (Staring into the foundations of his kingdom) Kung Hao? (A Metavincemander in a green robe and having a gray beard arrives)
  • Kung Hao: Yes, my Lord?
  • Xerxes XX: Don't you ever wonder why everyone thinks those sea squirrels are so cute, but yet they knew nothing of their sinful nature?
  • Kung Hao: Uh...'Sinful', sir?
  • Xerxes: You know, when they killed my parents?
  • Kung Hao: Oh, yes, of course, sir. I never thought of that myself.
  • Xerxes: Well, before they killed them, I use to love them. I trusted them. I had faith in them. They were the most adorable creatures I've ever known. That is until they murdered my parents all because of some harmless prank. Do you think Xandy knows about it?
  • Kung Hao: Actually, sir, you never told her that. She is completely unaware of why you intend to kill her kind.
  • Xerxes: Well, in that case, when I encounter her again, I'll tell her! I can just see it now. She'll so pissed off at her own kind's cruelty to us that she'll leave forever. You'll see. Once I start flapping my jaws, she'll go 'bye-bye'! And with her out of the way, I'll be free to kill her, and her cruel kind.
  • Kung Hao: Uh, v-v-v-v-v-v-v-very good, sir. Shall I get you some more Chlorola?
  • Xerxes: That would be fine, thank you. (Suddenly, Sgt. Crush burst in)
  • Sgt. Crush: Sir, I've got a report! The desert division has been slaughtered, and the prison transport unit was found abandoned and the prisoners and the strange ship are missing!
  • Xerxes: WHAT?!? (Turns red, but then remains calm) I am not too surprised, although admitingly disappointed. But this proves that the Villains Act has finally found a TRUE challenge. This also proves my theory of another UUniverses, or even Non-connected universes that do not know about me. Well, once I get the Diamond, and find the humans' Interdimensional Portal, every alternate universe will know of Xerxes XX, and the Villains Act, and no one will prevent my rise to dimensional wide glory!
  • Kung Hao: But aren't you worried they would also prove to be our darkest hour?
  • Xerxes: Not if we act decisively! I assure you this time, getting rid of Xandy will be easy as pie. And if all else fails, I'll simply kill her and her kind with my new Diamond Septar. Heck, I'll even wipe out every hero in existence if I have to get some point across. (Chuckles sinisteringly, then a shadowy dragon figure appears on his TV screen)
  • ???: Xerxes! You haven't reported anything in your progress in ages. You'd better have an excuse for ignoring my calls!
  • Xerxes: Sorry, Great VA Founder. I was caught up in personal projects. I have come up with the latest plan! The Sacred Diamond of the Anicents. You and I both know the story.
  • ???: Hmm...I'm liking it already. No further explanations required, Xerxes. I better hear from you soon, my lord!
  • Xerxes: You have my word as a ruler!
  • ???: Excellent. Do not disappoint me. (Figure disappears)
  • Xerxes XX: Crush, I want you guys to find those heroes and follow them. They could lead us directly to the Diamond.
  • Sgt. Crush: Yes, sir. It will be done, sir. (Leaves)
  • Xerxes XX: I can already tell that my plan is going to go well. I'm already making great strategies. (Chuckles)

Chapter 6- The Search for The Chosen One

Hornopolis

  • Sandy: (All Lodgers, Xandy, and Serpentos stare at skyscraper-sized hive) Well, holly-wolly-ding-dang-do! Look at the size of that hive!
  • Xandy: Yes, you find a human-sized wasp, and THIS is it's home. This is Hornopolis. It's the closest Hymenovespula hive here. Now, c'mon, let's go in. And please, don't be frightened by the wasps' human-sized appearence. It usually ticks them off. (All Lodgers enter hive, and find a city that looks like the one in the movie Antz, with lots of Hymenovespula flying around)
  • Icky: Whoa, look at this! This place is crawling with giant wasps. It'll be like finding a needle in a stack of needles. Anyone of these guys could be the Chosen One!
  • Xandy: But only one is more worthy than the other. All races are in an economic crisis, and these creatures are no different. Some are either greedy, undecisive, or any other things that'll prevent them from being the Chosen One. We need the one who is so pure, no crisis can affect his/her faith in life.
  • Iago: Somehow, that won't make this any easier.
  • Lord Shen: Is there a leader we can speak to around here?
  • Xandy: Well, there's the Queen. She might know who the Chosen One is.
  • SpongeBob: Good thinking, Xandy.
  • Xandy: But I should warn you she's mystical and kinda bizarre. She might say she was expecting you. She could also order her guards to execute you if you teased her because of her fat butt. Alright, let's meet her royal majesty, Queen Buzz CLIII.
  • Iago: Damn! Her kingdom's family lasted for 153 generations? Wow, her family must've been working hard.
  • Xandy: You'd be surprised what a few insects are capable of. Now let's move. (All head for the palace, and Gilda and Penelope appear exhausted)
  • Gilda: Oh my, God! We're finally safe from those pesky Xacimites! They almost caught us.
  • Penelope: I agree! They'll eat anything, even other insects. But they wouldn't dare enter a wasp's hive. Now, we should probably find my mother, The Queen, and ask her where this Buckling City is.
  • Gilda: You don't know where Buckling City is?
  • Penelope: Well, no. I kinda forgot. So we must find the Queen. But be careful, she may be a fair ruler, but she is just kinda bizzare and creepy, let alone wise. She claims that she would expect you coming. And one more thing: Never EVER gloat about her huge butt, otherwise she'll order her guards to execute you. Now c'mon, let's go. And don't worry. If you're scared of how our Queen acts, then it's best if you don't say anything, okay?
  • Gilda: Well, alright. Too bad our van is a little beat up, though.
  • Penelope: Fear can make you very confused and inattentive. The damage was unavoidable. Nothing too great, right? Just a few dents or so.

Hornopolis Throne Room

  • (A giant wasp is meditating, chanting anicent words until a guard came in)
  • Guard: Mother? You have some guests who seek an audience with you.
  • Buzz CLIII: Splendid. Our first catch of the day.
  • Guard: Pfft, like you know how to fish.
  • Xandy: (Arrives with Serpentos and the Lodgers, and she and Serpentos bow) Greetings, your highness.
  • Buzz CLIII: Ah, Xandy Wargander. I've been expecting you.
  • Xandy: Sure you have. Anyways, I've brought along a new hero group from where they claim to be from an Alternate UUniverses, and they need some info on The Chosen One of the Diamond of The Ancients in order to save my kind. Which one of your children is The Chosen One?
  • Buzz CLIII: Neirhit! I must not reveal anything about The Chosen One. The Diamond is being searched for in vain by the terrible Xerxes XX. My family has a strict code of honor and dignity, and we promised Serpentos' lineage that we would keep the info a secret.
  • Miguel: 'Neirhit'?
  • Xandy: It's Hymenovespulan language for 'No'. Anyway, your highness, Xerxes finding the Diamond is precisely the reason why we're looking for it. We must find the diamond before Xerxes XX does, or he'll kill off my kind. Let alone he might take away your kingdom.
  • Buzz CLIII: Hmm...you may have a point. It is also tragic to hear about another species going extinct. Even the cutest ones. Alright, I'll reveal the Diamond's location, but that's all I must reveal. Guards? If you may?
  • Guard: Yes, Mom! (Turns on communications) Belga? Initiate lockdown sequence, ASAP!
  • Belga: Lockdown sequence initiated! (Hive locks down)
  • Icky: Whoa! I can't see a thing, now! (Electrical lights come on) Oh, wow! You have electricity, too?
  • Buzz CLIII: Of course. Since humans have been around, they introduced a lot about their technology. I sure wish they were still here. Then they would offer so much more. Anyway, we're locking down the hive so we can speak freely. Okay, you'll find the Diamond at an ancient temple in the Anacondoran Ruins of Slitheria.
  • Serpentos: That's not too far from my kingdom.
  • Buzz CLIII: Just find a small tunnel in the ruins. It's the entrance. The ruins are found just west of Slitheria. Good luck, brave strangers.
  • Xandy: Well, that was easy. Let's go--
  • Buzz CLIII: WAIT! I must first warn you...
  • SpongeBob: Warn us what?
  • Buzz CLIII:...Try not to get killed by any of the booby traps that are set in that tunnel. They're hard to see.
  • SpongeBob:...Okay, we'll keep that in mind! (Lockdown is deactivated, and Lodgers leave)
  • Penelope: Mother! (Penelope and Gilda arrive)
  • Buzz CLIII: Ah, Penelope! I've been expecting you.
  • Penelope: If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say that. Anyway, I've came with a friend.
  • Buzz CLIII: Well, hello there, little one. What's your name? (Gilda is silent)
  • Penelope: Her name is Gilda. We're looking for the new heroes of Buckling City, and we're wondering which direction we should take.
  • Buzz CLIII: 'New heroes' you say? You just missed them, they just headed out with Xandy the Great.
  • Gilda: The Lodgers were just here? And they found Xandy? Well, that was fast. Where are they going?
  • Buzz CLIII: They're on their way to the Anacondoran Ruins of Slitheria. (2 MVM soldiers are seen watching them) You should wait for them there. Just try not to attract any of Xerxes' minions.
  • Gilda: Finally, now we're getting somewhere.
  • Buzz CLIII: Well, you'd better go after them if you're on their side.
  • Penelope: C'mon, Gilda, we need to follow them! (Both fly off)
  • Buzz CLIII: Good luck, my dear. (The two fail to notice the MVM soliders watching them)
  • MVM Soldier: Let's go! They might lead us to the Diamond. (They take off in a dropship)

Chapter 7- Temple of the Anacondorans

Ancient Anacondoran Ruins

  • SpongeBob: (The ruins are similar to the Ruins of Rome, but are made of metal and are lined with conductive metals) Wow! Look at this place. It must have been abandoned for centuries.
  • Serpentos: Well, that's because the Anacondorans have been extinct for centuries.
  • Brandy: Really?
  • Serpentos: Well, nobody really knows because rumors have gone around of them being sighted a few times. But let's just focus on the task at hand.
  • Patrick: Hey look, there's an old statue of a...I don't know what that is.
  • Serpentos: It's an old statue of a great Anacondoran warrior called Snakerusso.
  • Patrick: Then why is his tail missing? Did it get cut off by a villain or something?
  • Serpentos: (Shrugs) It's 1000 years old. The tail of the statue broke off centuries ago.
  • Patrick: Oh, I see.
  • Spyro: Let's just find that diamond. We've got to save it before Xerxes XX gets it first. (All enter tunnel)
  • Gilda: (She and Penelope arrive in ruins) You sure this is where the Diamond is?
  • Penelope: Yes, I'm sure. Plus, we need to be quiet. We could have Metavincemanders on our stingers.
  • Gilda: Uh, I'm not an insect.
  • Penelope: Right, I knew that. Let's go before--
  • MVM Soldier #1: Before WE find it? (Both soldiers from before arrive in the dropship with Sgt. Crush and reinforcements)
  • Penelope: HOLY SMOKES! They've been following us.
  • MVM Soldier #2: Don't move a muscle, or we'll tear you apart!
  • MVM Soldier #1: You should watch your environment more closely next time. Not that it matters, anyway.
  • Sgt. Crush: Now step away from the Temple, don't make a sound, and put your hands behind your head. (Gilda and Penelope surrender, and the MVM Soldiers try to escort them away until Penelope knocks out the two guards, and dodges gunfire which strikes several other MVM Soldiers) NO, STOP HER!!! (In slow motion, Penelope flips several times and knocks out the guards holding Gilda)
  • Gilda: Thanks!
  • Penelope: Don't mention it.
  • Sgt. Crush: All units, get to the entrance! Don't let anything stand in our way. (All Metavincemanders attack)
  • Penelope: Gilda, you must warn the Lodgers at once! I'll hold them off for as long as I can. Go!
  • Gilda: Alright! (Runs down tunnel, and Penelope stings 2 MVM Soldiers before they can fire at her)
  • Penelope: None of you are getting that Diamond! I've got a toxic stinger and I ain't afraid to use it!
  • Sgt. Crush: SOMEONE STOP THE CREATURE!!! The rest of you, fire at the wasp! (All fire disintegration pistols at Penelope, but Penelope flies out of the way, and dives down for an attack)
  • MVM #3: Oh, shi--(Penelope strikes him with stinger, and he swells up and dies, Penelope buzzes around crossfire, and stings the warriors one-by-one. But she fails to notice that 12 armored soldiers sneak into the entrance)
  • Armored Soldier #1: Whew, that was close! Now, c'mon, we need to follow that griffin girl, whatever that is!
  • Arm. Soldier #2: But what if she sees us?
  • Arm. Soldier #3: We use our cloaking devices. She won't see a thing. (Twists wheel-and-axle on belt, activating cloaking device, making him invisible)
  • Arm. Soldier #4: Hey, where'd he go? Did he disintegrate or something?
  • Arm. Soldier #3: I'm still here, dirtbag! I'm just invisible.
  • Arm. Soldier #4: Oooh, cool! (Twists wheel-and-axle on his belt, and turns invisible, Laughs) Check it out! I'm not here! (Punches Arm. Soldier #2) Hahahahah! That sure came out of nowhere, HAHAH! I'm priceless!

Elsewhere in the Temple

  • Fidget: Wow, it's spooky in here.
  • Private: Gosh, I don't like this place.
  • B.O.B: Ooh, got a case of the heebee-jeebees, a', Private?
  • Private: Wha- I do not! (B.O.B stretches his arm behind Private, and pokes him) WHA?!? Who's that?
  • B.O.B: (Holding flashlight with 3rd arm on chest with the light shining over his face) IT'S YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE!!!
  • Private: Cut it out, BOB! (Smacks BOB in the face, and his jelly-like body bounces around back and forth with his bottom stuck to the ground)
  • B.O.B: Ah-Ooh-Aye-Doof-Duh-Oof-Aye-Ah-Oof-Nya-Agh-Duh-Dah-Doof-(Skipper stops B.O.B from bouncing)
  • Skipper: That's enough fun, you popsicles!
  • B.O.B: Heh, 'fun' he says.
  • Xandy: Everyone tread carefully. There could be traps. (Steps on hidden pad) Wha-? Oh, wonderful, I just triggered one! How stupid of me.
  • Serpentos: Odd, I don't remember the Anacondorans adding traps to this Temple--WHOA-WHOA! (Floor opens up into a lava pit)
  • Icky: Holy crap, a lava pit! (Aerial members make it to the end) C'mon, guys, quickly!
  • Skipper: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (Other Lodgers, Xandy, and Serpentos run/slither as fast as they can, and manage to make it. Gilda arrives in back of lava pit)
  • Gilda: Whoa! They must've triggered a trap. (Ceiling surface slides down on lava pit) Uh-oh! I need to make it! (Gilda flies through the pit as the ceiling is sliding down on her quickly. She manages to make it 1 second before the ceiling completely covers the lava pit) Whew! That was close. Okay, I've gotta get to the group. (Runs off after group)
  • Arm. Soldier #5: (All soldiers see entry way blocked) Damn! Now how are we supposed to get past?
  • Arm. Soldier #4: Guys? I think we can make it by using the back door.
  • Arm. Soldier #1: Back door? Since when is there a back door?
  • Arm. Soldier #4: Well, I may've found one while we were outside, but I didn't wanna inform you or that wasp woman would've seen us.
  • Arm. Soldier #1: GREAT! Now we have to sneak back across the wasp woman, and go through the back door!

Other Side of Trap

  • Tigress: Well, we made it. I'm so glad I didn't get burnt and flattened like a literal pizza.
  • Icky: Me, too!
  • SpongeBob: Guys, look! There it is! The Diamond of The Ancients! (A big, purple, shiny diamond appears on a tomb)
  • Serpentos: That's it alright. But now that I see it, I think it's all coming back to me. I think I remember who The Chosen One is.
  • Kaa: Then who is it?
  • Serpentos: It's someone I've known before. Someone who's kind, brave, and trusting. A Hymenovespula... I got nothing.
  • Gilda: Guys!
  • Skipper: Where did you--?
  • Icky: Gilda? GILDA, you're okay!
  • Gilda: Yes, I'm okay.
  • Icky: So did you get over that incident in Buckling City?
  • Gilda:...Well, I have a confession to make. I'm sorry I treated you so bad. I just wanted us to be just friends, and I became too annoyed by your persistence. But I now understand that what I did was wrong.
  • Icky: Oh, geez, Gilda, you don't have to be--
  • Gilda: No, really. It's just that...ever since me and Rainbow Dash went our separate ways, I've been having a hard time in my life without any friends. I thought helping you guys would give me the pleasure that I'd be recognized as someone different. But when Icky started flirting on me...well...I felt a bit embarrassed.
  • Icky: Embarrassed? Why the hell would you feel that way with me?
  • Iago: Hello? A prehistoric bird flirting with a mythological creature?
  • Icky:...Yeah, good point.
  • Gilda: But now I see that perhaps I should've come clean with you for how I've been feeling about you.
  • Icky: Me? How you feel about ME?
  • Gilda: I may think of you as some sort of silly bird used for comic relief, and being a sarcastic jerk when it comes to doing it...but...personally...I...I...(Struggles)...OH, TO HELL WITH ADMITTING IT!!! (Kisses Icky)
  • Icky: (Gasps) SWEET PEACHES AND CREAM! MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY! Gilda? You...you love me?
  • Gilda: Yes. I never understood your love because not only were you just a weird, comical, talkative bird, but...I never had a boyfriend in my life. I've just been stuck with plain old friends, that I never thought about anything for myself. I never took the time to think about helping myself see the finer things in life. I never found members of my own kind attractive. Even to those who really ARE attractive.
  • Icky: Oh...Wow...
  • Gilda: So, Icky? After all this is over...Would you like to go out with me?
  • Icky:...YES! YES! (Hugs Gilda)
  • Xandy: Is there something you should be telling us, mam?
  • Gilda: Oh, yeah! Everyone, you gotta grab that Diamond and get out of here right now! I've brought along a friend named Penelope that helped me get myself and the van back to you guys, but we might've accidentally lured Xerxes' forces here! They're gonna come here any second!
  • Serpentos: Penelope? You mean the Hymenovespula next in line for her mother's throne?
  • Gilda:...I guess. But guys, we need to take the Diamond and get out of here!
  • Xandy: But none of us are Hymenovespulas!
  • Icky: One of us could be disintegrated if we touched it.
  • Gilda: What?
  • Arm. Soldier #6: (All soldiers point disintegration guns at gang while deactivating cloaking devices) Don't move, chumps!
  • Penelope: Gilda, I've taken care of the--What the? AW, DAMMIT! how could I miss them? I mean, C'mon, that is so unfair!
  • Serpentos: Are you...Penelope Buzz?
  • Penelope: Yes. And you must be Serpentos III.
  • Serpentos: I've seen your face before, but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
  • Penelope: Uh, I think we need to protect the Diamond!
  • Arm. Soldier #1: Get the Diamond! But be careful, because we can't touch it! (Arm. Soldier #7 gets the Diamond with gravity gun)
  • Brandy: SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!--
  • Arm. Soldier #1: (Loads gun) I said don't move! (The Diamond is levitated it into bag)
  • Arm. Soldier #5: We did it, boys!
  • Lord Shen: ATTACK!
  • Arm. Soldier #3: Hold it! (Blasts temple roof with plasma cannon) See you later, Cronculator! (All soldiers retreat)
  • Xandy: Crap, the whole place is going down! Brace yourselves!
  • Serpentos: We gotta get out of he--(Gets bonked on the head by debris) Ooh, baby! (Faints, and entire temple collapses on the entire Lodge)
  • Sgt. Crush: And so ends the new heroes of our UUniverses. And the final ties to the mistress are taken care off. (All soldiers take off with the Diamond in their dropships)

Chapter 8- The Chosen One Revealed

Collapsed Temple

  • SpongeBob: (Pops out of rubble coughing) Ugh, I've got debris in my pores! (Sandy, Xandy, Iago, Serpentos, and the other Lodgers pop out of rubble)
  • Iago: Yeah? Well I've got debris in places I didn't even know I had!
  • Icky: Damn it, we've lost the Diamond!
  • Xandy: NO! WE WERE SO CLOSE! (Cries)
  • Alex: It's okay, Xandy, we're still not done yet!
  • Xandy: But we failed on getting the Diamond! Now it's in the hands of that bitchy Xerxes! Now he's going to use it to kill off every Hydrocabiais in the UUniverses. They're already halfway to his palace by now! We'll never make it in time!
  • Penelope: Well...(Sobs)...I guess this is goodbye to those adorable creatures. I'll never forget them.
  • Serpentos: Hold on, everyone! I think I'm getting something! Something about the Chosen One! That pile of rubble hitting me on the head just made me remember who The Chosen One is. Penelope?
  • Penelope: Yes? What is it?
  • Serpentos: I was hoping I wouldn't have to say this...YOU are the Chosen One.
  • Penelope: (Gasps)...Me? I'M The Chosen One? You can't be serious! I don't believe this!
  • Serpentos: I'm telling you, it's all come back to me, and I know it's YOU who has been destined to wield the Diamond of The Ancients! YOU are the Chosen One!
  • Penelope: I...I don't believe it! It just can't be!
  • Gilda: Wait! THAT'S why Xerxes wanted some therapist captured? Because she is the supposed to wield that thing?
  • Penelope: Well, actually, I don't think he knew that during that time.
  • Icky: As concerningly stupid as that sounds, now's not the time to lampshade. We need to blow this popstand!
  • Merlin: No problem! TELEPORTUS! (Lodgers, allies, and van teleported out of the area)

Xerxes' Palace

  • Sgt. Crush: (Places bag with diamond down) Lord Xerxes? We've got it.
  • Xerxes: You did? Well, I guess that was easier than I thought it would be. Now bring it to me. (Takes out a large spear with a jewel-hole inside it) I've waited for this moment my whole life. (He uses the spear to lock the Diamond inside it's socket) Yes, there we go. (The Diamond jolts in electricity, and a huge unaffective shockwave pulses across Xerxes' Palace) Yes! YES! The power is finally mine! I am now one of the most powerful villains in these UUniverses! (Contacts founder of Villains Act) Your highness? I've got the Diamond!
  • ???: Well done! Now do what you want and report to me as soon as you can.
  • Xerxes: Sgt. Crush? I want you to prepare for an invasion of Buckling City. Our day has finally come!
  • Sgt. Crush: Yes, sir. (Runs off)
  • Xerxes: (Uses his spear to shoot energy balls at pictures of Hydrocabiais) Perfect! (Cackles) Who can stop me now?

Buckling City

  • Xerxes: (The Hydrocabiais were celebrating, thinking that Xerxes would soon fail hard, when suddenly a huge fleet of dropships arrived, with one large one leading it, and on a holographic screen, Xerxes' face appeared) HELLO, ALL SEA SQUIRRELS! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF THINKING OF ALL THE GRIEF THAT YOUR KIND HAS PUT ME IN, I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU ALL PAY! (Holographic screen vanishes, and Xerxes jumps out of the dropship with the Diamond imprisoned in his spear) I HAVE THE DIAMOND OF THE ANCIENTS, WHICH BESTOWS POWER UNLIKE ANY OTHER WEAPON YOU'VE EVER SEEN! NOW, THE HYDROCABIAIS SPECIES HAS COME TO AN END! AND IT'S FIRST VICTIMS SHALL BE IN THIS CITY! (Hydrocabiais panic and run, but Xerxes raised his spear, and burst a huge purple shockwave that destroyed the entire city, and every Hydrocabiais in it) And so ends the very place that started my grief. (Kung Hao was horrified at what Xerxes did) Kung Hao, is there a problem?
  • Kung Hao: Oh, uh, no sir.
  • Xerxes XX: Perfect. Then prepare a press conference with the other nations! My first move will be to capture them all under my rule so I can wipe out the rest of the sea squirrels. I'll need more concentration camps for these sinful creatures, too. That will surely teach them a lesson for being so cruel to my family.
  • Kung Hao: (Shocked at those words)...Uh, yes, sir. Right away. (The dropship armada flies away, and the Lodgers teleport to Buckling City)
  • Xandy: (Gasps) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Falls to ground) YOU BARBARIANS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Begins sobbing)
  • Icky: Way to rip off a movie, lady. (Shenzi bonks him on the head) OW!
  • Serpentos: Don't worry, Xandy! He hasn't destroyed them entirely. When the Diamond is free from Xerxes' control, it will reverse all the evil things it had been forced to do.
  • Xandy: How do you know?
  • Serpentos: I'm sure that's what it says in the books, yes.
  • Xandy: Even my aunt and uncle?
  • Serpentos: Of course.
  • Xandy: (Sighs in relief) Gods be praised! *Sniff* I thought they were gone forever.
  • Serpentos: However, if he destroys the entire Hydrocabiais species, then the effect will be permanent. By then, the diamond cannot fix it.
  • Sandy: Then we'd best hurry!
  • Penelope: Yes. And I know just how to do it! I must retrieve that spear, and use it to reverse Xerxes' evil antics. Then Xandy can take care of Xerxes.
  • Gilda: Good thinking, Chosen One!
  • Po: Let's go! Let's go- Wait a minute! Where in this world is Xerxes' Palace located?
  • Xandy: Well, I'm the only one who knows where his kingdom is. It's in a swamp 20 miles from here.
  • Lord Shen: A swamp 20 miles from here? You've got to be kidding me.
  • SpongeBob: Relax, Lord Shen. We can get there in the van.
  • Gilda: Yeah, but it just needs to be fixed a bit. The Metavincemanders had made sure it was sabotaged.
  • Skipper: Oh, pfft, that's not so hard. It's not like the machinery was melted by some tiny robots--(Opens the control case, and smoke pours out to reveal the machinery partially melted) WHAT THE--?!?
  • Penelope: Oh, no! They injected it with nanobots!
  • Skipper:...Kowalski, cover the Private's ears. I intend to use my angry words! (They cover Private's ears, and with the camera far away, Skipper yells blabber-talk that shakes the entire area, and collapses one of the remaining buildings to the ground)
  • Rico: Wow!
  • Private: I still heard.
  • Merlin: Even with magic, these damages will take weeks to fix.
  • Banzai: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!
  • Merlin: Well...I am.
  • Xandy: Okay, I am NOT gonna let Xerxes get away with this! (Splashes the machinery with water, and after it electrifies, the metal is suddenly molded back to normal within seconds)
  • Kowalski: Wha-I-gu-ny-ya-wha?!? How did you do that?!?
  • Xandy: I sent an electrical charge to the nanobots that malfunctioned them into reversing their programming.
  • Penelope: And that actually worked?
  • Xandy: Seems that way, yes.
  • Sam: Well, let's see. (Goes into the van, and it starts up) IT WORKS!!!
  • Icky: Nice going, Xandy! Now let's get going! (All Lodgers and allies enter fixed van, and take off in super speed)

Chapter 9- Battle For The Diamond

Press Conference

  • Kung Hao: (Still reluctant, and faces the other animal nations) Other animal nations, it is with fear of being horrendously punished, I present to you the new dictator of Carbungia, Lord Xerxes XX! (A huge cloud of purple smoke appeared, and Xerxes was there, with the Diamond still in his spear)
  • Everyone: (Gasps)
  • Xerxes XX: Behold, The Diamond of the Anicents in my hands! My greatness will no longer be ignored! And my wrath is proven serious! I defeated these new heroes, Xandy, and wiped out all the sea squirrels in Buckling City! May their destruction serve as an example that I, Xerxes XX, am not to be fooled with! But soon the rest of the Hydrocabiais in these UUniverses will be long gone. So other nations, bow before me! (Magically makes them bow down) Excellent. Now, in order for me to begin wiping out this species, I must have concentration camps built all over the planet which I can only get permission from by YOU guys. But hell, I'll just not do that because I know you're gonna say 'no'. That's why I want the leaders of the nations to surrender their kingdoms to me. That is if you value their lives more to you than anything you ever had! (The leaders tossed their crowns at the feet of Xerxes) Yeah, that's right! Now go back to bowing down to the slayer of Xandy! (Magically makes them bow again) From this day forth, I will begin a totalitarian kingdom of my own, where any Hydrocabiais will be arrested on sight, and taken to concentration camps where they will be sold to slavery or executed. Those who are caught in aiding a Hydrocabiais will be tried as a conspirator, and executed. No exceptions. Kung Hao? I want Sgt. Crush made aware of this so he can begin with this decree.
  • Kung Hao: Uh, sir, isn't all this really unnecessary? Concentration camps, totalitarianism, slavery, isn't it wiser to just...kill them with the Diamond?
  • Xerxes: (Scoffs, and laughs) That simply won't be enough to make the sea squirrels pay for their crimes. There are things that are far worse than death. Including concentration camps, totalitarianism, and slavery. Are you saying that you don't agree with my new rule? Weren't they the same species that killed YOUR parents?
  • Kung Hao:...Yes.
  • Xerxes: Exactly. Then I can agree that you're on my side with this. Now, go tell Sgt. Crush about this. And also tell him if Xandy or those misfit alternate UUniversal beings are still alive, then kill all except Xandy. I'll have something special in mind for her.
  • Kung Hao:...The secret about your past, sir?
  • Xerxes: Absolutely. In fact, when she discovers it, I shall make her an offer she can't refuse.
  • Kung Hao:...Understood, sir. I'll inform Sgt. Crush immediately. (Leaves)
  • Xerxes:...Oh, if my parents could see me now! (Chuckles)

The Swamp

  • Lola Boa: (They see the palace as a large monument made out of silver and bronze metals and timber) Aye-aye-aye. Look at the size of that palace.
  • Xandy: Yeah, it's big, alright. And heavily protected.
  • Po: Well, let's get started! (Jumps, but Xandy grabs him by the foot, and drags him back)
  • Xandy: Are you nuts?!? These waters are infested with Xerxes' soldiers! (They look at the water to see Metavincemander Soldiers swimming in patrol)
  • Po: Oh. (Chuckles) My bad.
  • Xandy: Plus, let's not forget the many patrols on land, including the ones riding those vicious Goaduog birds. (They see patrols riding on the giant flightless birds from before) They might be easy for you guys, but underwater patrols are the hardest part. So leave them to me.
  • Mantis: You're REALLY capable of taking those guys down there without drowning?
  • Xandy: I was told I was the only one who made it out of this place alive, right? I'll be fine. Now don't attack until I give the signal.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Just for the record, could you define 'signal'?
  • Xandy: (Sighs) ANY signal. My tail, hand, feet, even a few bubbles, ANYTHING!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Okay, yeesh. You don't have to be so huffy about it.
  • Xandy: (Sighs) Just be ready. (Back flips into the water, where she is able to handle the MVM soldiers with her quick skills until they're all knocked unconscious and sink. She then pokes her arm out, and gives the signal)
  • SpongeBob: Alright, that's the signal!
  • Lord Shen: CHARGE!!! (The Lodgers fight off the land patrols, and they soon get cornered until Xandy pops out with her blaster gun firing explosives 6 times until the patrols are all wiped out. Then Xandy leaps out of the water and shakes her fur dry)
  • Xandy: (Shivers) Doing this stuff in water takes it out of you.
  • Penelope: Good for you. (Suddenly, more patrols arrive in dropships and Goaduog birds)
  • Tigress: What's the plan, Chosen One?
  • Penelope: Well, I'll tell you! Xandy? You, SpongeBob, and Sandy will do air-to-air combat; The Flightless Lodgers will do ground-to-ground combat; and the Aerial Lodgers will do air-to-ground combat. You all know what I mean?
  • Skipper: Got it!
  • Kaa: Well, not ALL of us, actually.
  • Penelope: (Sighs) Xandy, SpongeBob and Sandy will find an aerial access to fight off the aerial fighters, and the rest of the Lodgers will fight the grounded soldiers. As for me, Gilda, Trixie, Icky, and Serpentos: We'll go in and get the Diamond before he moves out to attack another Hydrocabiais city. Got it?
  • Kowalski: Yes, Chosen One!
  • Penelope: Good, now let's finish this! (Group splits up)

Cliff

  • Xandy: (She, Sandy, and SpongeBob are on the cliff for some reason because Xandy's the one with the plan) Guys, are you ready for adventure?
  • Sandy/SpongeBob: YES, MAM!
  • Xandy: For danger?
  • Sandy/SpongeBob: YES, MAM!
  • Xandy: For DEATH?
  • SpongeBob: Uh...can you repeat the question? (Xandy grabs them both, and jumps) WHOOOOAAAAAAHHH! (All 3 land on a Xultusaur, a bat-like lizard with a supersonic screech, Xandy sattles up Xultusaur, and rides it)
  • Xandy: WHOO! YEE-HAH! RIDE 'EM, COWGIRL!
  • Sandy: Have you ever flown one of these creatures before, Xandy?
  • Xandy: No. First time, actually. Just hang on tight! (Flies Xultusaur through the sky) YIPPEE! (They were then spotted by Sgt. Crush, and a platoon of Metavincemanders on Pteronodon like creatures called Skaleadons)
  • Sgt. Crush: I should've known their destruction was too good to be true. Never trust a bunch of armored bastards with cloaking devices. Come on boys, let's ride! (The riders cheer as their Skaleadons jump off and fly with Sgt. Crush leading)
  • SpongeBob: (Looking behind him) Uh, Xandy? We've got company!
  • Xandy: Well, they ain't gonna get me without a fight! (Barrel rolls Xultusaur to avoid hypersonic screech from Skaleadon, and Xultusaur blasts supersonic screech at Skaleadon, taking it down)
  • Sandy: Yeah! Hasta la vista, birdie! (Skaleadon swoops down toward Xultusaur, but Xultusaur dodges attack)
  • SpongeBob: This is so awesome! (Xultusaur does Kulbit maneuver over Skaleadon persuer, gets behind it, and takes it down with supersonic screech) Holy crud!
  • Sandy: I had no idea a creature like this could pull a move like that!
  • Xandy: And neither did Xerxes!
  • SpongeBob: HAI-YAH! (Karate chops a MVM Soldier off of his Skaleadon, and they both fall into the water) YEAH! That's how we do it in MY neighborhood, bitch!

Palace Throne Room

  • Xerxes: (He sees the attack from the throne room) Hmm, I'm not surprised that they would survive.
  • Kung Hao: (Arrives) My Lord, the Shell Lodge Squad and their allies are alive, and their attacking.
  • Xerxes: I've already noticed.
  • Kung Hao: Also, I been meaning to tell you, I've also heard from one of the guards that the Wasp Woman we captured last night was The Chosen One.
  • Xerxes XX: Really? Seems to fit it's riddle quite nicely. Well, just remember the backup plan. Eliminate the Shell Lodgers, and bring Xandy to me alive so I shall make quick work with her. I've come too far to be stopped by these guys. Nothing will stop me from taking over the planet and wiping out the Hydrocabiais.
  • Kung Hao: Uh, yes, sir! (Xerxes leaves, Kung Hao sighs, and takes out a radio) Sgt. Crush? Xerxes has ordered the Shell Lodge Squad and their accomplices to be executed, but Xandy must be left alive, and brought to Xerxes.
  • Sgt. Crush: Copy that. I'm already in the air trying to take out Xandy. I'll order everyone to kill the Lodgers immediately. Crush out. (Ends communication)

Outside

  • Sgt. Crush: (On radio) All dropship and ground units, destroy the Shell Lodgers before they get to the palace. The rest, take down that Xultusaur. (The Skaleadon brigade soars after Xandy, SpongeBob, and Sandy)
  • Tigress: Get ready to fight! (Lodgers battle guards while Penelope, Gilda, Trixie, Icky, and Serpentos sneak into palace unseen)
  • Penelope: We made it! Let's go get that son of a salamander! (Group runs after Xerxes XX, but the elite guards from before intervene, but were quickly smack away by Boss Wolf, but Xerxes had already teleported away)
  • Icky: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM US, YOU XENOPHOBIC RETARD!!
  • Kung Hao: EEEK! (Hides in a barrel unseen being too cowardly to fight)
  • Tigress: (Noticing Kung Hao in the barrel) Po, secure that Councilman!
  • Po: On it! But where?
  • Tigress: Over there in that barrel!
  • Po: On it! (Gets Kung Hao to safety) Are you okay, sir?
  • Kung Hao: Sure. But I just don't believe I'm being involved in this, this...nonsense! Xerxes killed each and every Hydrocabiais in that city, and I can't do anything about it.
  • Tigress: Interesting. A Metavincemander that isn't truly evil. Perhaps he can be of use to us. Where's Xerxes, sir?
  • Kung Hao: Uhh...(Sighs) I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this. He's in his Throne Room. But be careful, he's too dangerous with that septar of his. Plus, I must warn you that he's got a terrible secret that might turn Xandy against you. I can't tell you because Xerxes ordered me to keep my mouth shut under threat of execution.
  • Po: Really? A secret? Hmm, perhaps this secret may be the reason why Xerxes wanted to destroy the Hydrocabiais in the first place.
  • Kung Hao: Well, that doesn't really matter right now. What really matters is that you've got to stop him! He's already taken control of the other nations on this planet, and wants to build concentration camps all over the planet for the Hydrocabiais for slavery or execution.
  • Mushu: Then there's no time to lose!
  • Kaa: (Strangles one of the guards into unconsciousness, and throws him into the water) There! That's the last guard! We've got them all, guys!

Sky

  • Xandy: (Xultusaur supersonic screams at Skaleadon, taking it down) WHAT?
  • Kaa: WE'VE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE GUARDS! WE'VE GOT TO GET MOVING!
  • Xandy: Alright, you two, let's get our Diamond--(Skaleadon charges into Xultusaur, causing it to fall) WE'RE HIT! OH MY, GOD, WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE QUICKLY!
  • Soldier Flier: See you later, Hydrocabiais!
  • Xandy: (Xultusaur continues falling) Hold on to these, you two.(Sandy and SpongeBob hold sattles) I'm gonna take this bulath by the horns! (Performs CPR on Xultusaur) Ugh, tastes like shrimmk! (Continues CPR)
  • SpongeBob: Okay, that's just weird! (Xultusaur is still falling) I LOVE YOU, SANDY!!!
  • Sandy: I KNOW!!!
  • Xandy: SNAP OUT OF IT, C'MON! (Smacks Xultusaur's nose, and Xultusaur wakes up) Alright, you two, PULL! (All 3 pull sattles as hard as they can, and the Xultusaur is airborn again before they hit the ground)
  • SpongeBob: Are we dead?
  • Sandy: No! WE'RE STILL ALIVE! HA-HAH!
  • Soldier Flier: Damn it, I was so close! (Xultusaur fires supersonic blast at Skaleadon, taking it down) HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT--(Crash!)
  • Xandy: (Lands Xultusaur, and all 3 hop off of it) Thanks for your help, my lizard-battus friend!
  • Xultusaur: Oh, it was nothing, really! I haven't flown like that for so long. But I'm always happy to lend a wing to Buckling City's best hero. So long! All that fighting made me hungry! (Takes off)
  • Xandy: See you later!
  • Crane: Um, Xandy? Does every creature around here talk?
  • Xandy: Pretty much yes. Now, c'mon, let's go stop Xerxes! (All run inside palace, but Sgt. Crush and his Skaleadon intervene)
  • Sgt. Crush: And where do you think YOU'RE going? (Skaleadon roars furiously)
  • Sandy: I was wondering where he went.
  • Skipper: Let's dance, salamander-face! (Skaleadon blasts hypersonic screech) EVASIVE! (All dodge screech)
  • Sam: (He and Max take out their rocket launchers) Let's see how you like this--(The Skaleadon grabs the rocket launchers, and crush them)
  • Sgt. Crush: Nice try! It's gonna take more than THAT to stop me--(Suddenly gets attacked in the back by something sharp) AAHHGH!! (Falls off of his Skaleadon, which flies away in panic. Penelope appears from behind, having stung Sgt. Crush)
  • Penelope: That's enough out of you, Crush.
  • Sgt. Crush: I will not be defeated that- (Swells up, and dies)
  • Kowalski: Well (Scoffs) FAIL!
  • Skipper: Alright, before anything else happens, let's go! (All go inside palace)

Inside Palace

  • Xandy: It's great we all caught up, but what's Xerxes' slimly little yesman doing here?
  • Kung Hao: I understand what Xerxes did, but please don't judge me because of him.
  • Xandy: Why not?
  • Kung Hao: Because I didn't do anything wrong. I'm just his advisor. But now that I realize that what he's doing can risk the lives of many people who live in our UUniverses, then I'd rather help you.
  • Sandy: Well, we could use a little more help...Okay, you're in.
  • Kung Hao: Splendid!
  • Serpentos: Xandy, I know he belongs to the race of your great enemy but what prevented me to hate Deathslaughter's race is, blame the individuals, not what he/she came from. Kung Hao is proof that there is still good in the Metavincemanders.
  • Xandy: Yes, but I just don't think I can trust him, even if I could. How am I supposed to tell if this guy cares about my race?
  • Kung Hao: Welll...I guess there's only one way to prove it. You want a poulkey leg? (Takes out a piece of meat that is an animal leg, and Xandy's eyes brighten)
  • Xandy: (Pants like a dog) Yes! YES! I want the poulkey leg! (Jumps for it, but Kung Hao lifts it higher than Xandy can reach for Kung Hao's moderately taller height) ME LIKEY POULKEY LEG! ME LIKEY POULKEY LEG!
  • Po: Uh, Kung Hao, what are you doing?
  • Kung Hao: When I was young, I cared for the sea squirrels like my mother did when she studied them. I know a lot of facts about them, including the fact that they love poulkey meat. They go nuts over it.
  • Xandy: ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND, I WANT MY POULKEY LEG! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!
  • Sandy: (Giggles) She sure loves it doesn't she?
  • SpongeBob: That is so cute.
  • Kung Hao: Get the Poulkey Leg, girl! Go on, get it girl! FETCH! (Throws Poulkey Leg, and Xandy catches it with her mouth)
  • Xandy: Oh, God! (Nibbles all the meat off the leg quickly)
  • Po: Whoa!
  • Xandy: (Finishes leg, and belches) Excuse me....You know, that was so nice of you. Maybe you'll help us after all.
  • Kung Hao: (Chuckles) Piece of cake.
  • Xandy: Well, let's go. Boy, is Xerxes going to be pissed off at his advisor.

The Throne Room Door

  • Kung Hao: Over there! Xerxes is in there.
  • Xandy: Thanks Kung Hao, perhaps I misjudged you. (Suddenly a brutal muscular Metavincemander appears with a big axe)
  • Kung Hao: (Screams) Damn it! I forgot about Xu Boom, Xerxes' bodyguard!
  • Cynder: Bill, Mr. Dodo, get the Councilman out of here!
  • Bill: (Grabbing Kung Hao) No need to tell me twice! (Screams loudly, and runs away with Kung Hao)
  • Mr. Dodo: Wait for me, you confounded lizard!
  • Xu Boom: XU BOOM CHOP! (Attacks B.O.B with Battleaxe, but he is only cut in half, and reassembled)
  • B.O.B: Hey, watch it, bub!
  • Xu Boom: XU BOOM CHOP! (Chops Squidward, and Squidward is cartoonishly cut in half) XU BOOM CHOP! (Chops Mr. Whiskers many times, and he falls to pieces)
  • Mr. Whiskers: Ouch!
  • Xu Boom: XU BOOM CHOP! (Chops SpongeBob in half)
  • SpongeBob: Okay, that's just getting annoying!
  • Xu Boom: XU BOOM CHO-
  • Skipper: Seriously, is that the only thing he says? 'Xu Boom chop'? Really?
  • Xu Boom: It's just an expression, okay? Yeesh! Anyway, XU BOOM CHOP!
  • Gilda: NOT SO FAST, buster!
  • Xu Boom: Huh? (Penelope buzzes up to him, and stings him) Oh, hell no! Not that! (Swells up and dies)
  • Penelope: Don't mess with The Chosen One!
  • SpongeBob: Penelope! Guys! Did you find Xerxes yet?
  • Xerxes XX: As a matter of fact, they did! (They all gasp to see Xerxes XX with the Diamond, and a lot of MVM Soldiers arrive and hold the Lodgers at gunpoint with disintegration guns, and Xerxes cackles) Irony is so amusing nowadays! Anyway, you misfits must be the trouble-making Shell Lodgers I've been hearing about. And it seems your with Cynder.
  • Brandy: That's it in a nutshell.
  • Cynder: "...... Why are you people interested in me?!"
  • Xerxes XX: Well, let's just say, I have some personal business that I'll explain later AFTER I assuringly take care of ANOTHER, personal business. Either way, I'm afraid it's all over for you.
  • Xandy: Xerxes, what's the matter with you? You've got to be crazy trying to wipe out my species to extinction, why're you doin' this to me?
  • Xerxes XX: You wanna know? Well, that's on my to-do-list, actually. I'll tell you why I'm doing this, and you're really not gonna like it.
  • Xandy: What?
  • Xerxes XX: You don't know what happened to my parents in 1997?
  • Xandy: I didn't exist during that time.
  • Xerxes XX: EXACTLY! So I'm gonna tell you exactly why I despise your kind! It was in 1997...

Flashback

  • (Xerxes XX): During that time, my parents ruled the swamp. Their kingdom lasted over 20 generations. I was in line to take their place as king. But I wanted more. I wanted to rule not just my kingdom, but the entire swamp. I searched for inspiration on achieving that goal. My parents were concerned that I might become the person I am today, so they decided that I'd have a talk with my therapist grandmother, who had taken a therapy class led by a Hymenovespula during her youth. I explained everything about my concerns, but she only said for me to...
  • (Xerxes XX/Penelope): Be yourself!
  • (Xerxes XX): Thank you, bug! Anyway, I still wasn't satisfied. But I had one little secret: I adored Hydrocabiais. I use to think they were cute, cuddly, sweet, and playful. I know EVERYTHING about a Hydrocabiais' personality. Even how they go gaga for poulkey meat.
  • (Xandy): And we WERE all those things. What does this have to do with your parents?
  • (Xerxes XX): Well, my parents discovered my Hydrocabiais secret, and decided to take me to a Hydrocabiais city known only as 'Buckling City'. I loved the trip, and every Hydrocabiais I met were very friendly. They even gave me a great necklace that represented the kindness of the Hydrocabiais.
  • (Xandy)- You mean a Kindness Necklace? We Hydrocabiais gave them to the people who found us irresistible and would do anything for us. It was a symbol of how we cared for the person who showed us compassion.
  • (Xerxes XX): And they sure meant something to me. I knew I could depend on those adorable creatures no matter what. But then... (Xerxes' father laid a whoope cushion on a seat of the Buckling City Saloon, and when a passenger sat on it, the air released blew a burning cigarette in an ash tray off, and onto the ground, where the burning tobacco burned the place down. The building then burned a water pipe all the way to the Water Tower, causing one of it's legs to burn, and completely collapse the Water Tower. And every single one of these incidents was unnoticed by Xerxes' parents or even Xerxes) I had no idea what that harmless prank caused to the city, but it was just an accident. The angry Hydrocabiais didn't really believe that. They were disappointed, but I thought for sure they would be forgiving like they said they would. But instead, what did they do? They charged my parents $100,000 worth of property damage the next day. We promised we would pay it within 2 days. Unfortunately, someone had made off with the debt money, and left us broke. We tried to beg forgiveness of them, but while they did at first, what did they do? They foreclosed part of my kingdom to get the payments. They accused my parents of treason, and sentenced them to death. (Young Xerxes watches as they shoot his parents down) They foreclosed that entire area. Many trespassers of that property were killed. Part of my hometown was taken away by force. (Young Xerxes got mad at the sight of seeing the Hydrocabiais taking control of the sector of his home)
  • Xerxes:...YOU MONSTERS, I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!...(He knew they couldn't hear him. He looked at his Kindness Necklace, broke it off, and threw it in the water in anger) I'LL KILL THEM ALL! (Walks out of the swamp on his own with a briefcase while a young Kung Hao is seen watching him with his Kindness Necklace)

Present

  • Xerxes XX: You think your kind doesn't deserve all this after what they did to me and my home? Well, you're wrong. With help from the Villains Act, I invaded the palace and had the replacement rulers of my land assassinated so I can take their place. With my new army, and after years of stealing technology from other nations, I declared that any sea squirrel would be shot on sight. That is until you showed up.
  • Xandy: No! I don't believe that! They would never do anything like that! They're the most caring thoughtful species known!
  • Xerxes XX: Really? Did YOUR parents tell you about that invasion? Or even the Water Tower incident caused by the burning old saloon?
  • Xandy: They told me that tower was collapsed during a hovercar crash incident!
  • Xerxes XX: They lied! They had to lie because they were afraid that if you knew about the invasion, you wouldn't forgive your own town for it. And you know what, you have good reason to not forgive them. Your species was nothing but trouble to me.
  • Xandy: No! You're LYING!
  • Xerxes XX: Am I? (Takes out a small device) Would you like to see for yourself?
  • Xandy: (Takes the device) Search for '1997 Invasion of Palace of Xerxes'.
  • Device: 1997 Invasion of Palace of Xerxes. On Noranember 1997, The Buckling City Water Tower Collapse cost the Palace $100,000 worth of accidental property damage. Failure to pay back debts have forced the Hydrocabiais to foreclose the Southeastern sector of the Kingdom. Leaders Queen Uamron and King Xerxes XIX were executed for treason, and their son Xerxes XX was nowhere to be seen days later, assumed to have- (Xandy shuts off the device, pants heavily, and drops the device) No!... HOW COULD THEY?!?
  • Xerxes: Are they caring and thoughtful as you think they are now? Huh?
  • Xandy:... No. (Everyone gasps)
  • Xerxes: There, there, Xandy. All this grief doesn't have to go untreated. In fact, they don't have to be punished like this.
  • Xandy: They don't?
  • Xerxes: Of course not. All you have to do is join me, and we can be the best of rulers. And in exchange, I'll bring your kind back, and erase every cruel painful thing in their minds, and they'll never be cruel to anyone like that again. It's your choice, Xandy! Join me, and live in peace and harmony knowing that the Villains Act will never harm your kind again, or stay with the ones who are failing to notice that I am doing what's best for everyone, and suffer in depression for the rest of your life knowing that you are the last of your kind, only for me to offer, a quick, swift end to place you out of your own mercy.
  • Sandy: Xandy, don't do it! He's trying to trick you into becoming a villain! If you do this, you might cause mayhem to those you care about. Think of the rest of the world around you. Think about your future. Think about me, SpongeBob, and the rest of your friends. What do you think will happen to them if you do this? What do you think will happen to OUR worlds of you do this? For all we know, he might double-cross you.
  • Icky: Not to mention he confesses he'll kill you anyway if you don't accept his BS offer.
  • Xandy: (Still crying, continues to think)... Sorry, Xerxes. If I leave you with the Diamond, no one will be safe. Not even my new friends. My parents never told me this because they wanted me to believe in myself. Believe in my kind. Believe in my family. I'm sorry your kingdom had to go through that horrible event, and made themselves looked bad. But my race has changed since that time. I learned that my species has NEVER caused any conflicts in the past, and no Hydrocabiais is a member of the Villains Act. They might've covered up that incident to keep our future generations from having negative feelings against each other. So be honest with yourself, is taking the path of vengeance, totalitarianism, and genocide REALLY the way to go, at the price of even the most basic morality?
  • Xerxes: Well... I...
  • Xandy: Regardless, I can't join you. The Diamond is NOT to be used for evil, and I will NOT rest until it's in the right hands of The Chosen One!
  • SpongeBob: (Bursting to tears) That's the most touching thing I've ever heard! I've never felt this way in my whole life!
  • Sandy: (Sobbing) I always knew you could give up total peace for us! (Hugs Xandy)
  • Xerxes:... So be it. (Blasts laser from septar, but everyone dodges the blast) Then you're just like all the other sea squirrels out there. It'll be so much fun to see you being the first Hydrocabiais to be sold for slavery. GUARDS, ARREST HER!!! (The MVM guards pin down Xandy)
  • Penelope: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, XERXES! (Tries stinging Xerxes, but Xerxes metal armor breaks it, and she screams in pain) My stinger!
  • Xerxes: (Cackles) Am I supposed to believe that this is the Chosen One?
  • Penelope: I AM! And stinger or no stinger, I'm still tougher than you!
  • Xerxes XX: Oh, please, you sorry waste of future LANDFILL! (Tries blasting Penelope with septar, but septar has no effect on her) What the fuck? What happened? (Tries again, but it still doesn't work) What's the matter with this blasted diamond?!?
  • Diamond Spirit: I WILL NOT KILL THIS KIND BEING! SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE, AND MY POWERS ARE ONLY PERMITTED TO HER! NO MORE OR LESSER!
  • Xerxes XX: I AM YOUR MASTER, YOU BLASTED ROCK!!! YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!! (Keeps trying to fire) WORK, DAMN YOU!!! (Smacks Diamond septar on ground) DESTROY HER, OR I WILL SMASH YOU TO PIECES!!! DO IT NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW!!! KILL HER RIGHT NOW!!!- (Suddenly, Diamond bursts spiritual energy in the form of an Anacondoran)
  • Spirit: ENOUGH! YOU HAVE DESECRATED THE SPIRIT OF THE DIAMOND OF THE ANCIENTS!
  • Iago: Oh, now you've done it.
  • Spirit: YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR ARROGANCE! YOU AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR HENCHMEN MUST ALL PAY! (Kung Hao gasps) AS PUNISHMENT FOR THE ABUSE OF MY POWERS, YOU AND YOUR KINGDOM AND IT'S PEOPLE MUST FACE PERMANENT EXTINCTION!
  • Xerxes XX: EXTINCTION?!? No, please! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to piss you off, o' mighty Diamond Spirit! I won't do it again, honest! I'll be good, I was just fooling around-
  • Spirit: SILENCE! IT HAS BEEN DECIDED! PREPARE TO PAY FOR EVERY DROP OF INNOCENT BLOOD YOU HAVE SPILLED OVER THE GALLON OF YOUR OWN! (Creates shockwave of spiritual energy that affects every bad Metavincemander in Xerxes' kingdom (Including him) except those like Kung Hao)
  • Xerxes XX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I PROMISE I'LL REDEEM MYSELF! I PROMISE! PLEASE SPARE MY KINGDOM! DON'T DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... (The Palace is erased from existence, along with Xerxes XX, his henchmen, his dead henchmen's bodies, and all the weaponry and technology they've stolen is returned back to their rightful places. Everythng in Xerxes' kingdom and power are erased from existence, with good Metas still present, Kung Hao included. and soon everything Xerxes owned has vanished, and all of Xerxes' evil antics are reseversed, Buckling City, and all of the Hydrocabiais that have died are revived, and the entire city is repaired)
  • Icky:... (Jaws drop)
  • Xandy: GREAT HELL'S FIRE!!! He vanished!
  • Spirit: And now, to restore your stinger, Chosen One! (Heals the broken stinger of Penelope)
  • Penelope: Thanks. But, uh, why is Kung Hao still here?
  • Spirit: Some of the Metavincemanders of the kingdom and Kung Hao had never truly served or even enjoyed his ideals. They only humored him because they feared him.
  • Kung Hao: I am still confused and amazed that I and the rest of my kind are not gone like Xerxes.
  • Spirit: And Xandy? I want to thank you for your generous actions. You gave up eternal peace of your kind to save the lives of millions of people in these UUniverses. And for that, I shall convince the Grand Council to make you an honorary member of the Heroes Act.
  • Xandy: (Cries in disbelief) Oh, thank you very much, Great Diamond Spirit! This means so much to me! I am so thrilled!
  • Spirit: And as for you, Chosen One, the time has come. Touch the Diamond, and you shall become the wisest of all these heroes! Touch the diamond, and fulfill your destiny.
  • Penelope: (Diamond had been broken off of Xerxes' spear) So this is what I have been destined for. To be the greatest hero in all of these UUniverses....Not exactly what I was expecting, to be honest, but here we go....(Touches diamond, and diamond glows in spiritual energy, and Penelope is given the look of a wise warrior, and the diamond is magically attached to a mystical new septar) Holy honeycombs!...I look rather nice.
  • Spirit: From this day forth, The Chosen One has been charged with the oath to protect these UUniverses and save it from all Villain kind. Now, Penelope Buzz, you shall now be known as 'Magnum the Great'. You shall join the Heroes Act, and help the Metavincemanders redeem themselves. And the new king shall be Kung Hao.
  • Kung Hao: Me? Rule the new Metavincemander kingdom? Well, I don't know-I don't know if I'm cut out for it.
  • Spirit: You seem to have great potential for redeeming your kingdom from the horror that Xerxes had caused. Good luck, King Hao I. It's just until a new royal family can take their place.
  • Kung Hao: Hmm, that adds a nice ring to my name.
  • Spirit: And the Shell Lodge Squad, Serpentos, and Xandy, I want to thank you for helping the Chosen One fulfill her destiny. You shall inform all the heroes in your UUniverses about the Villains Act, and help us gain enough heroes to defeat them. The main Villains Act HQ is located on a distant world called Planet Peerbon. You shall go there and free these realms from injustice and terrorism.
  • Tigress: As you wish, o' great spirit. (Spirit magically goes back into the Diamond septar)
  • Penelope:...I can't believe it! I'm an official hero!
  • Xandy: And my kind is safe and sound.
  • Icky: Well, you know what this calls for? A PARTY--
  • Gilda: Not yet! First we have to fulfill our duties, and inform the heroes of our UUniverses so we can get this Villains Act prob over with.
  • Icky: And we'll do it as a team...(He and Gilda hug)
  • Xandy: Alright, let's rip some grass!
  • Banzai: ...Grass? Seriously?
  • Icky: And people say I'm the one with the bad puns.
  • Xandy: Well, excuse me for not wanting to cuss! Sheesh!
  • Everyone but Cynder proceeded to move on....
  • Cynder: "..... I never got a chance to get answers from him..... Why was he so determined to contain me?"

Chapter 10- Redemption and Celebration

A Massive Space Cruiser

  • SpongeBob: (The heroes of the original UUniverses are informed about the Villains Act, and are getting ready to deal with the situation. They are riding on the Space Cruiser with the Shell Lodgers, Xandy, Magnum, and the others. Icky, Shifu, SpongeBob, Spyro, and Lord Shen are talking with the AUU Grand Councilmembers on holographic display) Well, Headmaster, we're ready! We got the good guys of our UUniverses to save this one from cruelty and injustice.
  • Headmaster: (A trunked llama-like creature) Splendid. You shall be approaching Peerbon momentarily. Be warned the place has the strongest security system in all of these worlds. Excessive force is used on anyone that crawls into VA grounds.
  • Spyro: We understand, Headmaster. We won't fail. (The holograms disappear)
  • Lord Shen: Well, I guess we're all ready. Is everyone accounted for?
  • Chi Fu: Yes, sir. We got every hero that can come into contact with us. We've got The Jungle Crew, Hiccup and The Dragon Crew, The High Council, The Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters, The Mane 6, Shrek's Gang, Our Bravest Friends, and even the UUniversal Police Department, despite Officer Axle being skeptical about it.
  • Xandy: Wow! We have GOT to visit your UUniverses someday. You have so many heroes with you.
  • SpongeBob: Well, you're more than welcome to visit us when you want to. If you want to know where we are, here's where you should go. (Shows Xandy a card that says 'Shell Lodge Squad: Defenders of the UUniverses. Visit the Dragon Temple in Dragon Realms, Video Game Universe')
  • Xandy: Thank you, square one.
  • SpongeBob: My name's SpongeBob.
  • Magnum: I say we acquaint ourselves with these masters of good.
  • Xandy: Oh, definitely! (She and Magnum walk away)
  • Donkey: Hey, Shrek? What's with all these weird-looking animals?
  • Shrek: Donkey, I'm sure that the Shell Lodgers told us we're in Alternate UUniverses, so we'll be acquainted by creatures that don't exist in our worlds. Like that squirrel-like creature over there. (They see Xandy talking to Hiccup and Toothless)
  • Puss: I find myself agreeing with boss. We haven't fought an entire armada of villains in our lives at our worlds.
  • Donkey: Say, before we go kick some ass, can we stop by McDonalds? I hear they're serving parfaits! You know, the ones with whipped cream? Oh, I LOVE whipped cream!
  • Shrek: No, Donkey! I don't think McDonalds exists in these worlds. Plus, we don't have time for fast food.
  • Donkey:...Yeah, that is true. But can we do it afterwards?
  • Shrek: (Sighs) If it'll make you shut up, yes.
  • Donkey: ALRIGHT!!!
  • Mushu:...You know, I'm beginning to think that me and Donkey have a lot in common or something.
  • Magnum: Hello, brave one, I'm Magnum the Great.
  • Officer Axle: I am Officer Axle, the finest electrical cop in town. (Shakes hand, but winds up electrocuting Magnum) Oops, sorry! I forgot I had my defense protocols on.
  • Magnum: So I've noticed! (Twitches in electricity)
  • (Devon, Cornwall, Monty, and Seven11 sing the same song together)
  • Twilight: I must admit, being in a new world and saving it from thousands of villains seems pretty fun.
  • Rainbow Dash: YEAH! When we're finished with them, they'll be walking funny for a few days.
  • Fluttershy: I'm a bit surprised that I might have a chance to see unfamiliar animals. Like that cute squirrel over there. (Points at Xandy)
  • Twilight: Well, let's hang onto our Elements, because it's gonna be a hard fight.
  • Serpentos: Now that's the biggest Xultusaur I've ever seen.
  • Hiccup: Um, Toothless here isn't a Xultusaur, whatever that is. He's a dragon. Plus, don't call him rediculous stuff like that. He occasionally gets offended. (Toothless licks himself like a dog)
  • Aunt Knitter: We don't have many detectives around these parts.
  • Basil: Oh, really? Well, that's gonna change right now.
  • Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? Do you think that pig over there likes me? (A giant pig-like creature called a 'Horog' stares at Pumbaa with an angry look)
  • Timon: Oh, please, Pumbaa, there are lots of foul-tempered pigs around here. But if he tries anything stupid or dumb or dim-witted or retarded or silly or scruffy of rambunctious or...(As Timon is talking, the Horog faces him behind his back, and Timon doesn't even notice it)
  • Simba: Uh...Timon?
  • Timon: Not now, Simba, I'm not done!...or self-centered or gay or snotty or stuffy or rough or stinky or porky or spanky or...
  • Roger Rabbit: Timon! You might wanna look behind you!
  • Timon: Roger, please!...or arrogant or idiotic or second-rated or nasty or inappropriate or slobbery or filthy or brain-cramped or fussy or hee-hawish or brainwashed, then well just charge him so hard that he'll get even more of those things I've said. So just leave it all to--(Horog grunts)...He's standing right behind me, isn't he? (Turns around, and gulps) Ma? (Horog beats up Timon off-camera) Ouch! I guess we need more Hakuna Matata to cover my health bill.
  • Simba: Well, let's just get started on the invasion of the Villains Act HQ.
  • Maurice: Not to mention we're almost there. (Points out the view of the planet on the holographic screens)

Villains Act HQ, Planet Peerbon

  • Darkness Qui: (The founder of The Villains Act, a dragon-like female reptile dark wizard) Our Villains Act has so far reached a substantially high average this weekend, and continues. This is a beloved age of all things that are us. (Celsius, a man-octopus called a Homocephalus with the ability of pyrokinesis stood next to her)
  • Celsius: Forgive my interruption, my grace, but we have not yet heard from Xerxes since he obtained the Diamond of the Ancients, saying he was gonna come when he finished his job. But he never called. You think he would've finished it by now.
  • Qui: Odd, he does tend to be fashionably late, but he's never broken a promise before without a strong enough excuse. Celsius, could you kindly recontact him?
  • Celsius: Of course! (Presses a few buttons, and Kung Hao is shown on the screen)
  • Kung Hao: Oh, greetings, Lord Celsius. I was just gonna contact you.
  • Celsius: I saved you the trouble, petty servent. Now, where's Xerxes?
  • Kung Hao: (Sounding confident, yet almost unusually and unsettlingly calm) Oh, actually, we're just on our way, my lords. I believe you'll be...quite surprised. (Transmission ends)
  • Celsius: I wasn't even able to get Xerxes! That fool! I thought Xerxes kept him on the tight leash of fear.
  • Qui: Something's not right around here. (Looks at her Communications watch) Narcotic? We think something is up, and I want you be on the lookout for Xerxes' warship. I think his servant, Kung Hao, may have done something to him.
  • Narcotic: (On watch) No problem, Lord Qui! His ship is here right now and...Hey, wait a darn minute! That doesn't look like his warship. I think that's...The Grand Council's Dynasty Space Cruiser!
  • Darkness Qui: Are you serious?
  • Narcotic: Wait! A bunch of weird animals and humans riding flying robot sharks and fishes are coming out of that thing. And-and-and, Oh my, God! There's Xandy riding a Xultusaur, and, GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY, IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE AND THE SPIRIT OF THE DIAMOND! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS, AND...NO, NO, GET BACK, DON'T GET NEAR ME! I'M JUST A CONVICTED BIO-TERROREST WITH 90 WARRENTS IN 90 PLANETS AND PLANETARY SYSTEMS! I DON'T DESEVRE- NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- (Transmission ends with static, and Qui gets frightened by this)
  • Celsius: Your highness?
  • Qui: Celsius, there's been an unknown mass hero buildup! Are all the defense systems up?
  • Celsius: Of course, your grace! Our large ion cannons are ready to blast that cruiser out of the sky.
  • Qui: Then prepare them to fire the--
  • ???: (On transmission) Your grace, we're having some trouble with an invasion, and we are unable to use our ion cannons. Somebody's sabotaged their circuitry with nanobots. Every cannon's ionized particle batteries are entirely melted.
  • Qui: WHAT?!? Well, are the Starbots ready for battle?
  • ???: They are still being charged, your grace. They will be ready in 5 minutes.
  • Qui: Well, that's good to hear. Anything else?
  • ???: Well, our intruder defense systems are still functional. The laser turrets, the electrical shields, and the booby-trapped energy floor tiles will ensure that nobody will ever survive for half a minute--Wait a second...The security system is no longer functioning!
  • Qui: WHAT THE HELL?!? CAN YOU FIX IT?!?
  • ???: No, mam! A virus has been uploaded onto the systems, and I am unable to restart it. Our defenses have just went dead entirely.
  • Qui: YOU INCOMPETENT ROBOT, WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!?
  • ???: You don't pay me at all. I'm just a robot.
  • Qui: Whatever, just do something to stop these guys from taking this place down.
  • ???: As you wish. (Ends communication)
  • Qui: Celsius, are the escape pods still operational?
  • Celsius: Yes. The Escape Pods are this way. (To other villains) The rest of you, go out there, stop the invaders, and allow your beloved founder to escape to fight another day! (Most villains fight while others retreat)
  • Qui: I have no idea who is responsible for this hero growth, but when I get my hands on them, I'll tear them apart like an animal!
  • Celsius: (Cell phone rings, and picture appears on it, and Celsius is surprised) Oh, shit!
  • Qui: What is it? Who's responsible for the Hero growth?
  • Celsius: One of our hidden cameras managed to get a picture of one of the leading fighters. Here is his picture! (Shows picture of SpongeBob)
  • Qui: That cheesehead is the one responsible for this? So he thinks he can just wipe out The Villains Act, huh? Once we get to the Escape Pods, I want this cheese-like animal killed. Nothing is going to stand in our way! (Suddenly the wall explodes) What the deuce?!?
  • Celsius: (Gasps as the dust settles, revealing the heroes)
  • Vinni: Knock-knock!
  • Icky: ROOM SERVICE! Today, we're cooking up a delicious serving of WHOOPASS!
  • Qui: SEIZE THEM! (Qui and Celsius ran off while army of villains charge)
  • Stoick: LET'S GIVE THEM WHAT WE GOT!
  • Celsius: You don't think they'll succeed, do you, your highness?
  • Qui: Pfft, we never lost before, and we're not gonna lose now!
  • Shrek: Can't we just settle this over a pint? (Villains don't respond) No? Alright then (Takes gulp of root beer) C'MON! (Busts root beer barrel, and rootbeer splatters all over villains as upbeat music plays in the background as Shrek and Donkey fight) Sweet as snail eyeballs, isn't it?
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  • Puss in Boot: I agree! What better way to spend a day than saving Alternate UUniverses from Villain growth? (Sword-fights knights)
  • Hiccup: (Riding Toothless) Let's see how those villains like a serving of hot defeat! (Toothless dives down, and blasts fireball at villains, blowing a lot of them up)
  • Qui: Holy shit! Did you see that? Where the hell did that come from?!?
  • Celsius: I don't know, but that Vulturesaur is more powerful than I thought. (All the heroes battle various villains with various names in various fights)
  • Qui: Celsius, destroy them!
  • Celsius: With pleasure! (Sets self on fire like Human Torch) FLAME ON, BABY! (Fires fireballs at heroes)
  • Timon: INCOMING FIREBALLS! (All heroes dodge, and balls explode on impact)
  • Celsius: You are fired! (Explodes in fiery inferno, Heroes in Flame's range roll away to safety as 17 villains are turned into ash with eyes remaining) Damn, these heroes are harder to hit than I thought! (He gets sprayed with water by Genie) What the? NO! Not WATER!
  • Genie: Yes, water! You're sittin' in the splash zone, SUCKA'! (Continues spraying water at Celsius)
  • Celsius: NOOOOOOOOoooooooo...(Gets completely put out and turned into ash) Well THIS IS NO BETTER!
  • Qui: Crap nuggets! Oh, well, at least I can take care of them! Besides, I'm the leader, and I've never been beaten not even once! (Bursts up a shockwave that freezes any hero it touches, and cackles)
  • Magnum: (Frozen in energy, but uses Diamond septar to free herself) Qui! Prepare to get queered!
  • Qui: NOBODY CALLS ME A QUEER! (Fires lasers at Magnum, but Magnum flies across the crossfire with incredible agility, then manages to sting her) OWCH! Oh no, not a sting! (Swells up and dies)
  • Po: (Qui's magic wears off) That was quick.
  • Shifu: But at least all the villains are down.
  • Merlin: Now we must plant bombs on the HQ so we can take care of the rest of the villains out there. (Vinni plants bombs in entire HQ, then all the heroes take cover while the HQ blows up, and all the heroes cheer)
  • SpongeBob: WE DID IT! THE ALTERNATE UUNIVERSES ARE SAVED!
  • Xandy: Now our worlds are finally at peace once again.
  • Gilda: Icky, you were fantastic in there!
  • Icky: Well, you weren't so bad yourself!...(Icky and Gilda hug)
  • Pumbaa: I love moments like this!
  • Timon: Yeah!
  • Timon/Pumbaa: 'LOVE'! NOT 'LIKE', 'LOVE'! (Both cry)

Dynasty Space Cruiser

  • Headmaster: (On hologram display, speaking with all the heroes of the UUniverses) We offer you a great debt of gratitude for freeing our worlds from the bars of villainy! Order has finally been restored, and chaos has been averted.
  • Spyro: Oh, it was nothing. We're all just doing our job.
  • Councilman: (A blue jaguar-like cat) Now that villains are no longer a problem, we'll have to make an excavation on Peerbon to capture any surviving villains, and take them to our prison planet of Oranos.
  • Councilman #2: (A small shrew-like creature) As for the Heroes Act, we'll still need it in case history should repeat itself. Plus, there are lots of other worlds out there that still need help. We are allowing Councilman Calixto the duty of running the Heroes Act.
  • Councilman Calixto: (A lynx-like creature with a Lorax-like mustache) As my first order, Xandy and Magnum shall be joining us in the cause, and helping us search for more heroes out there. We are currently creating a base for you called the Hero Hive. You and the other heroes we recruited will be living there once it's complete.
  • Magnum: Thank you, sir.
  • Xandy: I'm ready for anything.
  • Headmaster: As for the greatest heroes we see right now, we would like to make you the greatest protectors of these worlds in case the Heroes Act isn't enough to combat the future evils that await us.
  • Ignitus: You have our words we will be watching over you, Headmaster.
  • Headmaster: Now we shall be sending you to Breezso Prime so we can activate the IDP Portal to send you back home. Make yourselves comfortable until then. (The holograms disappear)
  • Pinkie: I say THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!! (Everyone cheers)

Epilogue

Original UUniverses, Dragon Realms

  • Icky: (Playing Halo 4 with Iago, and Icky is so happy that he actually makes it through the level without dying, while Iago kept on dying) HAH! I made it first!
  • Iago: Hey, you've been playing this game for years while I was only playing it for 2 months. This isn't a competition.
  • Icky: Yeah, but it doesn't matter, because I'M GOING OUT WITH GILDA TODAY!!! (Laughs)
  • Iago: So you're saying you made it through the level because you were so happy, you had enough determination to get through it?
  • Icky:...Maybe.
  • Iago: Well, personally, I knew Gilda was into you from the start. I could tell by her outbursts and the fact that she showed embarrassment and fear while doing it. I wasn't actually expecting her to gain the courage to admit it.
  • Icky: Well, I never noticed. But she admitted it, anyway. NOW I HAVE A DATE AT LONG LAST!!! No other bird in my world felt that way about me. Which I guess is understandable because I hung around with a giant alligator who went around being a jerk, as well as how 'obnoxious' I was. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'VE GOT A DATE!!! I mean, Dil is the only close friend I ever had in my younger days. We actually grew up together hunting. And between you and me, I think she liked me. HAH, like she'll have a chance against me--...Okay, this is irrelevant. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! You know why?
  • Iago:...Because you have a date--
  • Icky: BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE!!!
  • Gilda: (From outside) ICKY, LET'S GET MOVING. THIS IS THE PERFECT WEATHER FOR US TO START!
  • Icky: COMING!!! So long, Iago. I've got some feathers to rub. (Leaves)
  • Iago:...AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBED BY THAT?!?
  • Icky: NO!

Temple Parks

  • Gilda: (Gilda and Icky sit on a bench enjoying ice cream) Gosh, this is a beautiful spot to sit, Icky.
  • Icky: Yeah, I like coming here because you can just sit here and people-watch. Ooh, look at that guy over there! What's he doing? Look at him over there smelling his hand. (Gilda giggles) "Man, wha-what is that on my hand? Is- is that BBQ sauce? When was I near BBQ sauce?" (Gilda laughs)
  • Gilda: Oh, look at THAT guy! He's just enjoying his hot-dog. Man, is he fat! (Icky laughs) "Oh, look at me! I'm a big fat plum, and I actually understand how gravity works since I look like Jupiter!" (Both Gilda and Icky laugh) You know, Icky. I never knew you had such a great sense of humor. You're a very special guy.
  • Icky: I know! Ocassionally, I prefer to be a comedian than a Shell Lodger, but The Shell Lodge does need comedy every now and again. I'm sorry I embarrassed you countless times.
  • Gilda: It's alright. I was pretty much embarrassing myself by having a shit fit like a little child. Sure I really hated you being flirty with me, but I really did develop personal feelings for you while you were flirting with me. I actually liked your jokes, and just tried to hide my laughter.
  • Icky: Yeah, I admit, my jokes are not as funny every once in a while, but they do slap a person's funny bone a lot. Plus, I'm really happy to have a girl that's just as precocious as I am.
  • Gilda: Oh, please, you're more precocious than me.
  • Icky: Oh, you're damn right I am! (Both Gilda and Icky laugh) Oh, look over there! (Points at bald guy with stylish clothes) Now there's a guy who knows a sense of style.
  • Gilda: Yeah, I know. The only thing stylish about him is his exposed dandruff! (Both Icky and Gilda laugh) Ooh, check it out! It's a nerdy kid. If I lost at trivia to him, then he would feel stupid. (Icky and Gild laugh) (Icky and Gillda kiss)
  • Cynder was else where thinking about everything....
  • Cynder: "...... Why did that Xerxes guy wanted to captrue me?"

Villains Act HQ Ruins

  • Celsius: (Had self-reanimated himself sometime ago, and is with an injured Narcotic, a turkey-like creature called a Clookatoo. They are both hiding inside a cave that is blocked with debris from the AUU Council prisoner-transporting dropships and drone patrols. They are also keeping a still-infected and unconscious Qui) Thank goodness we were able to have our founder treated of the poison, but it may take some time for her to recover.
  • Narcotic: And it's a good thing we were able to find this secret hideaway before the patrols could find us. I'm sure lots of other villain survivors are trying to find refuge as well. I sure hope they'll be okay--
  • ???: AARRGGHH!!! (Narcotic and Celsius peek out a hole in the debris and see one of the villains being taken by several patrol drones, which they lock up in one of the prison dropships, and they continue their patrol) LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I HAVE A WIFE AND 9 KIDS!!! YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS!!!
  • Celsius:...How could have this happened? The Villains Act destroyed like that? It'll be a miracle to restore everything back to it's glory.
  • Narcotic: Look on the bright side, Cel, it can't get any worse. (Gasps and covers mouth)
  • Celsius: Oh, now you've done it!
  • Narcotic: INCOMING UNKNOWN PAIN ALERT! (Nothing happens for 5 seconds)...Whew! That was clo--(Gets crushed by grandfather clock) Ow!
  • Celsius: (Scoffs and laughs until he gets crushed by a piano) (Muffled) Where the fuck did that piano come from?!?
  • Narcotic: (Muffled) Hey, I found a half-dollar!
  • Celsius: (Muffled) Oh, shut up!

THE END

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