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The REAL Best Night Ever!

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The REAL Best Night Ever is the 16th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Celestia and Luna decide to throw another Grand Galloping Gala and have it be an all-fun occasion for everyone, they invite all Equestians, the Lodgers and Kairi to join in while Taiku and his friends spend time with Spyro, Sparx and Kairi since Taiku dubbed them the new members of his gang of friends back in Fluttershy's First Easter. However, things don't go as planned when the rude Dragon Teens and their Leader Garble from Season 2 and the Diamond Dogs from Season 1 are simple henchmen hired by Dr. Nefarious to invade the palace, crash the party and finally make Kairi his queen while taking over an entire nation and proving to Malefor and his Non-Darkspawn father that he is 10 times the Darkspawn Lord he is in the progress. He is also secretly alliened to Prince Blueblood, who appears to be jealious of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood and has Nefarious make a machine capable of wing transplant as well as apeaseing the wishes of his cohorts, Griff, a tough richmen griffin who has a jerky outlook on life who wants to get back pony slaves for his family ever since Pony Slavery became illegal, and Gob, a member of a goblin tribe once dominate of the area that is now Manehatten and wants the city toren down and the land to be given back to the goblins, as well as the additional threat of badland mythic beasts, and an army of murderious orc huns lead by the imfamous "Black Orc" Grim-Nor, a long time dangerious enemy to equestia that was beaten by a fallen hero. Only the Lodgers, The Mane 6, Spike, Taiku, Alice, The Celestial Sisters, Shining, Cadance and the MU Gang can save her. Plus, the new bearers of the Original Elements of Harmony are finally chosen: Helping Hooves (Guidence), Sincere Funtime (Sincerity), Kindheart (Compassion), Twilight's Celestia-worshipping cousin Midnight Fate (Faith), and of all the ponies in Equestria, none other then Lightning Dust (Courage), who explains that she wanted to be a Wonderbolt of extreme measures because a dead childhood friend Daisy Beds, who wanted to be a Wonderbolt, but caught a rare wing disease, as well as other personal childhood tragies and having a famed Wonderbolt grandfather who died from a dishaster, must stand up to this. Now, Lighting will have to overcome negitive feelings for Rainbow Dash while ensuring Kairi's rescue and comuppence is on Team Nefarious and a treacherious prince?

The Mane 6 do their celebrations all over again. This time...

  • Twilight will speak for Celestia at the Gala
  • Pinkie will be the DJ and she will set up the party decorations.
  • Rainbow Dash will be joining in an act with the Wonderbolts.
  • Fluttershy will try making friends with the scared animals again, this time the best she can.
  • Applejack will be given a bigger stall to get ponies' attention to her products.
  • Rarity encounters Prince Blueblood, and is still angry at him for his disgusting behavior. But Blueblood has a secret that intents to make him the new ruler of Equestia with 2 cohorts and a secret allience with Nefarious himself about anonimus funding of a machine capable of wing transplant, implying this involves Blueblood's newfound jealiousy for Twilight.

Transcript

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Intro Theme (At The Gala Remix)

Chapter 1: Preparing for the New Grand Galloping Gala/Evil that looms and waits.

Deviant Art- Taiku's Dressing Room

  • A film began with grandiose music as slow-motion footage of Taiku was shown on screen; while a stereotypical documentary voice-over began to speak.
  • Documentary Narratior: Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon. You know him as the wacky irresistable savior and protector of Andalasia in Dragonfire92379's NeverEnding Story Series. Princess Bloom of Domino's dragon, protecter and best friend, Haku's younger brother, Alice Gehabich's oc boyfriend, a close friend to Princess Kairi of Radiant Garden and certain members of Scroopfan's famed Shell Louge Squad. And the star of Dragonfire's many other devilant art fanfictions. But how much do you really know about this courageous adventurer and fun-seeker? Join us now as we take you: BEHIND THE LEGEND!
  • Taiku is seen watching his documentary and pauses it as he turns to the audience.
  • Taiku: "Oh, i didn't seen you there... If you could pardon my post-modernisum."
  • Canned Laughter.
  • Taiku: Thank you, thank you. So right about now you guys are proabley wondering how did someone like me end up becoming a fanmake superstar of Tman's devilant art account? I don't have a clue either!
  • Canned laughter.
  • Taiku: "But seriously, i do have some justofication for that. You see, it was sometime after my involvement of certain Spongebob and Friends Cronicles episodes, "Magic University" and "Fluttershy's First Easter", i was called in by my creator, Tman. Well you see, ever since the big boss himself desided to offitcally change the series by the start of Season 14 involving Kairi, of which i am not gonna blab more about to avoid spoilers, wink wink, he brought me over day for a big job."
  • Taiku then shows the audience his first appearence in The NeverEnding Story With A Twist Poster as he continued explaining
  • Taiku: "I appeared in a, rather strange Lord of the rings, The modern Hobbit, and the Neverending story parody, and the catch is, it's with a twist which was an amazing sucess. then follows, alot more pieces of work (Various other posters of Tman's appeared.) What can i say? Tman is addicted to me. But anyway, i bet your wondering? What was my history like? Did he always had a glamorious, wonderful life? ...... I have to be honest, i did not."
  • Caned Audience gasped.
  • Taiku: But I rather not talk about it. Let's talk about what happened after my hardships. I bet your wondering? What are you doing with me when your in an episode about the Gala Season 2 has been talking about for some time since "Beautiful and Dangerous"? You know, that episode about two chamed attractive thiefs the lougers had to beat? That is a good question... Remember in some episodes of Both original and Cronicles series, sometimes they would have a Narrator of the week to show you the story? Well, guess who's this week's episode's narrator?
  • Arrows point to Taiku as a canned audience cheer is heard.
  • Taiku: Thank you! Thank you. Now I about to tell you this story which littary made the front page of the headlines. (Shows a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan!")
  • Taiku: "I bet your filled with Questions like, "What's Lightning Dust, a few ponies you don't know, Midnight Fate, and Prince Blueblood doing here? Who's the other near Oc Clones of Phil and Mushu with Lightning Dust along with that little green sprite? and more impourently, what did Ne-dork-ious do this time?" Well, i am gonna answer all that, and more."
  • The Canned Audience chuckled a pit.
  • Taiku: And It wasn't long ago in fact. You see, it all started when everyone was excited about the forementioned Gala when it was still in the progress of being prepared...

Ponyville.

  • Pinkie is seen cheering and bouncing around.
  • Taiku (Narraiting): Everyone was really excited that the Gala was almost upon us. Pinkie Pie most of all.
  • The lougers are seen with the Mane 6.
  • Pinkie gets excited to the point she begins to throw confeti everywhere!
  • Lord Shen: "Well, Miss Pinkie, the Gala is still a few days away before the offitcal time of the party and already your exploding with anpisitation i expect?"
  • Pinkie: "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • Gilda: "Ahh dang it! Pinkie owes me a hearing aid... Maybe."
  • Pinkie becomes concern with what Gilda saids and brings out a Megaphone.
  • Pinkie (into Megaphone): "CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?!"
  • Echos repeat "Me" for a few times before fading.
  • Gilda gets annoyed.
  • Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yes, i can hear you screaming to a mega phone. My earholes are not bleeding right now. Thanks."
  • Pinkie: "Okie Doklie Lokie, Gilda."
  • Gilda starts to get frustracted with Pinkie's antics!
  • Viper: "Gilda, remember your breathing exsirizes."
  • Po: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep track of one princess of heart and get a purple dragon into kung fu fighting shape. We can't waste time trying to keep you from causing Pink Pony Massicure.
  • Viper: "Now, breath in."
  • Gilda breaths in.
  • Viper: "Breath out."
  • Gilda breaths out.
  • Viper: "Fell better?"
  • Gilda: "Alittle."
  • Rarity: "I am looking forword to find out who the new elements of harmony for the lost original elements are. I'm so excited and filled with Pinkie Pie-like glee!"
  • Icky: "So Rares, you said you were gonna make Gala clothing for us?"
  • Rarity: "Oh, i almost dreadfully forgotten. Thank you for our timely inquriy Ickerious."
  • Rarity brings out alot of bags.
  • Po: "Wow, that's alot of bags."
  • Rarity: "Your gonna love your outfits for the Gala. Like my friends, i made them based on your personallies and quirks."
  • Gilda: "Ya better not made me frou-frouy!"
  • Rarity: "Oh, worry not my dear Griffin, i figured you wouldn't be thr frou-frou time in light of your tomboyish behavior, not meaning to afraid with the use of the word mind you."
  • Icky: "So our Gala get-up is based on our personalies and quirks huh? I hope it isn't too over-the-top like that episode where Hoity-Toity appeared."
  • Spongebob: And more importantly those three villain teams better think twice before planning to crash the party.
  • Po: I hear ya Spongebob, cause The High Council's gonna be all eyes on them like hawks.
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, Mang and the villain geek leage are still fudged and won't be freed until after this episode, and the Scourage for brains are still dealing with their annual rebelion problems, and Nefarious is most likely still bitching like a bitch on how his virus failed him in the Omicon episode."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk assuming anything won't happen none of the less."
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, the High Council is becoming surrealy demanding on the villain teams ever since this habit of crashing of fun times started. They're less likely to be stupid like that."
  • Skipper: "But still, that isn't an exquse that we can't be on our toes."
  • Rico nods and littaly stand on his toes!
  • Twilight: "Ok everyone, i am about to get the Carrage and Horse spell right this time!"
  • Boss Wolf: "This time?"
  • Rarity: "Let's just say the last attempt some time ago could've been, better."
  • Boy Sora: So all your studing from the Disney version of Cinderella is paying off huh?
  • Twilight: "Hopefully."
  • Fluttershy brought some mice over.
  • Fluttershy: "Twilight, are you sure you can get this right this time?"
  • Applejack: "Relax, Rarity made sure she didn't bring her cat out this time."
  • Twilight: "Ok, here goes nothing!"
  • Icky: This outta be good.
  • Sandy: "Let her rip, Twi."
  • Twilight: Allright here we go! Mistro!
  • (Twilight begins singing Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo)
  • Discord interupts the song!
  • Discord: "Sorry for the interuption, but if we're going to include this song, we'll do it MY way. HIT IT?!"

(This, interesting verson of Bibbdi Bobbidi Boo plays as a Rock and Roll Colt band appears from nowhere by Discord magic, while Twilight did the transformation spell on both the mice into horses and apple into carrage).

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  • Icky: "Wow..... That was unexpected."
  • Tai: Hey Discord that's smokin!
  • Discord was confused.
  • Discord: "A positive complament from someone NOT Fluttershy or Celestia in a good mood? Is such a thing possable? Normally, when i appear to do something random, it is met with a negitive respondse."
  • Twilight: "Your not familier with possitive opinions or respondses?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well he was once one of your enemies, so alchorse not!"
  • Discord: "Well, that and, even when i am reformed in a majority extent, I am still not 100% clear that ponies are starting to like me."
  • Spongebob: "Well depends, if they didn't like you, wouldn't you be run out of town by an angry mob by now?"
  • Discord: "Actselly, I'm also confused why that hasn't happen yet."
  • Applejack: "You got both the carrage and the horses right. The horses don't have mice faces and the carrage ain't just a giant apple."
  • Trixie: "We don't have to go home by midnight do we? Cause in the story, the horses and carrage turn back into mice and a pumpkin."
  • Twilight: "Don't worry, my transformation spell is periment for as long as i see fit. But as for the Gala, well, it depends on how long the Gala lasts."
  • Trixie: "Well i hope it's long enough to give me enough time to razzle dazzle the rich Canterlotian folk with Trixie's incredable pazzazz!?"
  • Patrick: "But isn't that imapprobeate?"
  • Icky: "It's pazzazz, not penis Patrick, and Trixie's a chick, ya pink starfish dipshit!"
  • Squidward: "We could go without the cussing."
  • Spongebob: Yeah cause the Censor people are allready on us so far and let me, Patrick and Squidward tell you why thought song.
  • Icky: "Oh, like you know the Censors."
  • Spongebob: "Oh yeah, i know alot of Censors, espeically the most strictest censors of all, The FCC."

(A familiar song from Family guy plays)

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  • Twilight: "Wow, that escalated quickly."
  • Matt: Yeah. I'm surprise we made it this far with all the cursing and inaproppirate stuff Scroopfan threw at us.
  • Squidward: And I'm more surprised we dident get a lawsuit from the Censors cause this IS a kids show.
  • Iago: "I guess it's because Spongebob and Friends Adventures is a web series."
  • Rarity: "Well it's no exquse for any of us to have pottymouths."
  • Lord Shen: "Quite, now let's move on to a subject that matters to the episode."
  • Spike: "And speaking of that, I am looking forword to find out who the new element barers are."
  • Sandy: "Well, it has to whoever relects what the elements represent."
  • Patrick: "Well yeah.... What do those other elements represent again? I lost track."
  • Spyro: That my pink seastar friend would be the elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion, and the last one is Courage.
  • Twilight: Good memory Spyro.
  • Icky: "Yeah, we went through quite alot before we finally got around to who is the new elementeers ever since Celestia got them back from that Captain Sora Wannabe: Discovering Twilight's old history, A giant shark problem, the easter mishap, A cyberjurrasic park gone haywire, Spongebob almost forgetting who he is, Two attractive thiefs, An Attractive Pterodon, Gelotodrone, A 4th of July near dishater, Crane's crazy oil obcessed uncle, a planet of the kind of yours truely, a planet of super beings, the Omicron mess, Qui's plan gone backfire, and now, here we are."
  • Lord Shen: "We're not including the Star Wars Parody?"
  • Icky: "Tecnecly, that one was made more for fun, it doesn't count as an adventure."
  • Lord Shen: "Good point."
  • Twilight: Well, another thing is that Celestia wanted to do a few favors for us so we wouldn't screw everything up like last time. As a princess, I get to speak out for Celestia.
  • Rainbow Dash: And I get to perform with the Wonderbolts! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?
  • Applejack: Celestia was nice enough to rent me a bigger stall so I could get some more sales.
  • Fluttershy: I feel like trying again with those frightened animals again, but after what happened last time, I don't think the gardener will let me in there.
  • Twilight: Well, I had a chat with him, and convinced him to give you another chance. But the animals might be more scared of you after seeing how scary you were last time.

Cutaway

  • Fluttershy: (At the Gala) YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MEEEE!!!

Present

  • Fluttershy: (Shivers) Well, this time, I'll try and do the best I can to bond with them. No more traps, and no more yelling.
  • Pinkie: Celestia even let ME do most of the decorations for the Gala. I even get to be the DJ.
  • Rarity:...(Sighs)...
  • Applejack: Rarity? What's wrong, sugar-cube?
  • Rarity: Oh, nothing. It's just that...since the last Gala, I've been thinking about that god awful Blueblood.
  • Discord: Someone you know?
  • Rarity: Well, it's kind of a long story...

Flashback

  • (Rarity): Before the last Gala, I wanted to be there and meet a charming and handsome stallion named Prince Blueblood. He seemed nice at first, but I found out the hard way that he wasn't THAT much of what I pictured him to be. He was in fact a complete jerk. He wasn't THAT much of a gentlecolt. He was rude, unsympathic, lazy, bossy, selfish, and absolutely stubborn. When he was about to give me a rose, he actually took it for himself. He expected ME to open a door for him, he used my shawl as a bridge so he wouldn't have to get himself dirty over a puddle, he expected ME to pay for his food, he insulted Applejack's food in front of her, and worst of all, HE USED ME AS A PONY SHIELD!!!
  • Blueblood: (Forrestfire101 parody) PONY SHIELD!!! (A cake splatters all over Rarity)
  • (Rarity): OOH!!! He was nothing but trouble! He's the highest form of jerk! I couldn't even believe I could fall for a pony like him!

Present

  • Rarity: If I have to see HIM again, I swear to Celestia, I will throw a shit fit!
  • Applejack: Dad gum, girl, that's the first time I ever heard you cuss in a long time.
  • Rarity: "...... Pardon my unlady-like languise, but Blueblood is the one pony that makes me wish murder wasn't illegal."
  • Twilight: "Well, it is illegal, so, you are incredability out of luck."
  • Rarity: "But alchorse i won't let HIM prevent me from attending the most grandest of parties in Equestia, espiecailly that Celestia will sought to make them cater to our whims more. Who knows, maybe Blueblood would be too pride-hurt from what i did to get even to even show up, or maybe he'll defelupted a fear of me, or maybe he gotten eaten by a hydra at this point, or maybe he's in prison, or maybe he got sick and died from sickness, or poison, or-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "RARITY?!"
  • Rarity: Sorry. I went too far. But at least I...kind of...have someone who's better than him.
  • Iago: Pedo--
  • Rarity: (Dubbed as Miss Piggy) DON'T YOU DARE!!!
  • Iago: Well, I wouldn't think of it.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I get to meet up with the Wonderbolts again. Spitfire was beginning to consider me a legend after they saw how awesome I was back at Wonderbold Academy. Especially after I put that freak of nature Lightning Dust in her place. I sure hope that's the LAST time I ever see her in my life.
  • Tai: Someone you know?
  • Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Does this require another flashback?
  • Discord: I suppose so, Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Alright, fine...

Flashback

  • (Rainbow Dash): Lightning Dust was a student at Wonderbolt Academy. She was almost a lot like me. She was fast, she was determined, and she wanted to be a Wonderbolt desperately. She and I became not just partners, but a bit like friends. Spitfire chose her as the lead pony, which I didn't take at first. But then I realized that she wasn't fit for being a Wonderbolt at all. She liked to push herself to limits she could never accomplish. One exercise wounded my wing after I couldn't keep up with her, and one time, she used a tornado to clear up some clouds. But that tornado caused my friends to be blown across the sky like ragdolls. After I managed to save them, I consulted Spitfire about it, and I was thinking about quitting until she admitted that I was right. From then on, I took Lightning's place as lead pony.

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: I didn't necessarily pay attention to what happened to LD after that. I assumed she was kicked out, and sent back home. But if you ask me, I'm GLAD she's gone.
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, i know Lightning Dust is not a favored Pony to you,.but would it hurt if you had just talked to her about it? She would've been able to explain why she did that.
  • Rainbow Dash: Why should I? She almost had you and the others killed!
  • Applejack: Look, sugar-plum, I know she made a lot of bad choices, but that doesn't mean YOU have to. Twilight made the same mistake with Gary Skalesworth, and look what happened to him!
  • Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm not gonna discuss this any longer. I'm not seeing her again, and that's final.
  • Banzai (wispers): "No surprise Rainbow Dash is such a prideful bitch."
  • Rainbow Dash: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
  • Banzai: "I said Prideful B-"
  • Shenzi shoves Banzai.
  • Banzai: "Uh, i said uh, Prideful Fish?"
  • Awkword drum sound.
  • SpongeBob:...Well...anyway, Rarity? Let's see our outfits for the Gala.
  • Lord Shen: I'd like to see the outfit you made for Kairi.
  • Rarity: "I prefer it when you get to try them on and see for yourselfs. Everyone to be Bontik!"
  • Icky: "Ok fine, but they better be worth it."

The Present-Taiku's Dressing Room

  • Taiku: So far the louge's preperation for the upcoming gala was progressing smoothly. But sorry for the interuption, i bet you really wanted to see the lougers in their gala attire right?
  • Canned Audience woot!
  • Taiku: "Oh don't worry, we'll get to that in good time. But first, how many of you think Rainbow Dash was alittle too harsh to Lightning Dust, even besides the fact Dusty did to alot of stupid things?" (The audience mumbles for a bit) Well, as it turns out, LD did that for a reason. But I won't bring about any spoilers, so you'll find out soon enough. And about Prince Blueblood? Do you think he'll have second thoughts on Rarity? (The audience mumbles again) Well, the truth is, he doesn't. But again, I can't reveal any spoilers, so it'll have to wait. So I guess we should get back to the story.

Ponyville

  • Taiku (Narrating): Anyway the lougers where both excited and nervous to see their gala attires, especally Kairi's dress.
  • Icky (inside a dress-up closet): "Ok, we're in the gala cloths. Now can we go outside?"
  • Rarity: "Just give me the oppertunity to place in the mirrors, then i'll signel you to come out." (She does that for a few seconds) Alright, you can come out now.
  • Lord Shen: (Comes out in a new black and red robe with a Yin-Yang symbol on the middle, along with some red streaks)...Well...how do I look--HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! (Sees himself in the mirror) Would you look at THIS? I look better than ever.
  • Boss Wolf: (Comes out with a dark blue robe with the wolves' symbol on the middle with some white streaks)...I gotta admit, I look rather...dashing.
  • Sandy: (In a Western-themed outfit with skinny jeans, brown boots, a shirt that matches her purple swimsuit, and a white vest) Yee-hoo! I feel like a newborn legend in THIS outfit.
  • Private: (In a dark pink tuxedo with a Lunacorn imprint on the left side, along with a rainbow streak)...(Laughs) This makes me feel like one of you. (Presses a button on his suit)
  • Lunacorn Voice: "I call laughter 'tickle music' (Giggle)"
  • Skipper: (In a green-camouflage tuxedo with a fake military badge on it) Oh, how dandy! But Ooh-la-la, do I look like a commander, or what?
  • Rarity: "Thanks, it took me alot of time looking up your quirks and personallies on the internet."
  • Spongebob comes out, and is wearing a more sofisicated verson of his usual pants, resembling a box texsido, and boots resembling his "Krusty Krab 2 Mangier" dream boots.
  • Spongebob: "Well, do i look like a stud."
  • Patrick: (Comes out with green tuxedo with purple flowers on it)...I'm also wearing a more formal version of my Goofy Goober Peanut Party Underpants. Wanna see?
  • Everyone: NO!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with 2 dollar signs on each side, along with penny buttons) I wonder how much this suit is worth.
  • Kowalski: (Has a hairstyle like Albert Einstien's, along with a white tuxedo with the words 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' on it) Wow! That is AMAZING!!! It even has it's own theme music. (Presses a button, and the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song plays until Skipper turns it off)
  • Skipper: I don't wanna hear THAT piece of crap, thank you very much.
  • Private: I don't exactly know what Rico is gonna look like, but I sure hope Rarity did her best to make it count.
  • Rarity: "It was, a challnage to make a, "chaotic" formal wear for Rico, so first, i made a nomral Texsido, and i did alot of things to it, i had it shredded by Opal, i ripped the faberics, i burned it,  i even shot it a few times with my antick silencer pistel!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "You own a gun?"
  • Rarity: Well, for self-defense, yes. Especially after what happened with those Diamonds Dogs.
  • Rico: (Comes out with the beat-up tuxedo blabbering) PARTYYY!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE FLIM-FLAM?!?
  • Alex: (Comes in with a tuxedo with the initials 'NY' on it) Neat.
  • Marty: (Comes out in a black tuxedo and black pants with the part on his butt that was bitten by Alex saying 'Don't slap me here, ladies.') This outfit is crack-a-lackie!
  • Melman: (Comes out in a doctor's outfit) Wow, I seem to have great taste.
  • Gloria: (Comes out in a dress with a heart with 'M+G' on it) Yall' got it goin' on.
  • Shenzi: (Comes out with a blood-red dress with the words 'Chow Down' on it') I sure ain't used to wearin' a dress as much as the next hyena, but I do like it.
  • Banzai: (Comes out wearing sunglasses, and a blood-red tuxedo with the same words on it) I tell you what, dudette, we do have nice taste. (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)
  • Ed: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, and chuckles wildly)
  • Spongebob: "Ok, let's see what Icky looks like."
  • Icky: (Comes out, and he looks like Nostalgia Critic)...What the junk is this outfit? The hell why i am dressed like the Nostalgia Critic?
  • Rarity: Well...you pick up a few things when you're on the Internet. He kinda reminded me of you, so, yeah.
  • Icky: Oh, he reminded you of me, huh? Well, I certainly feel like him now that I'm in this attire. What's next, are you gonna dress my sister, Yucky, up like Nostalgia Chick? I feel like a fucking dork in these clothes!
  • SpongeBob: (He and Sandy start laughing)
  • Icky: Oh, oh so you two think this is funny?
  • Skipper: (Laughs) Do you think you can act like him? That would be hilarious!
  • Icky: No way! There's no way I'm gonna possibly--
  • Skipper: Bat Credit Card.
  • Icky: A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? (Runs around Ponyville screaming dubbed as Kowalski while ponies notice him)
  • Kolwalski: "Well, on the pluside, he didn't pull out a gun and started to shoot randomly in the air."
  • Icky's voice: "MAINLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE?!"
  • Icky eventally came back running as he crashed into the wall.
  • Icky got up, and brushed himself off.
  • Icky: "Continue."
  • Spongebob: "Ok, who's next?"
  • Tai: Yhat would be me, Kari and the other Digidestined. (Comes out wearing golden armor with a symbol of his Crest of Courage on it, a flowing red cape, a light crew wast cape with a golden crown with the crest of courage on it and also has a sheild with the crest on it and Excalibur from Quest for Camelot with him) Don't I look ravashing?
  • Agumon: (Wearing a fire-colored robe) Well, it's not every day you see a Digimon in clothes.
  • Mimi: Well, at least I totally beat you by 99.95%. (Is wearing a beautiful princess' dress that is nothing like her other one. Instead, this one is glittering blue, the bottom part is translucent and sparkly, the middle area is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, her hat is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, but is not glittery, she is wearing glass slippers, and she is wearing diamond jewelery. The dress also has the Crest of Sincerity symbol on it)
  • Icky: (His jaw drops out of his sockets along with his tongue)
  • Banzai: SWEET JESUS!!!
  • Rarity: Yup. (Kisses her own hoof) Magnifique!
  • Palmon: (In a green dress with leaves imprinted on it) Well, at least this matches my leaves.
  • Mr. Krabs: "So Squidward, what's your Gala outfit?"
  • Squidward (behind the certain): I'll be right out in a minute.
  • Icky: "Typical Drama king Squidward."
  • Sam: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo with a freelance police symbol on it) Well, I have to admit, Rarity's fashion looks pretty good on me.
  • Max: Yeah. (Comes out wearing the same tuxedo) I feel like a million bucks in this suit.
  • Spyro: (Comes out wearing a dark purple tuxedo with an orange, blue, yellow, and green swirl in the back and middle, which represents his elemental powers) I haven't worn clothes that much, but the only stuff I had worn in my life was that armor in that Dawn of the Dragon game. What about you, Cynder?
  • Cynder: (Comes out wearing a black dress with the same kind of swirl, except it swirls in dark red, shadow black, white, and light green) Well, I do like the design, I even like how the swirls represent our distinctive elemental powers.
  • Sparx: (Comes out wearing a dark yellow tuxedo) I must ask you this, Rarity. How were you able to make a tuxedo THIS small?
  • Rarity: Well, I had to make it normal size, and I had to shrink it down to your size with my magic.
  • Twilight: I never knew you knew a shrinking spell. I always thought you knew spells that were for fashion designing.
  • Rarity: Well, if you have to make clothing for someone as small as Sparx, you need to learn a few things.
  • Squidward: Well, I'm ready. (Comes out, and he's in a white tuxedo with a clarinet on it blurting musical notes on it. He is also wearing a white French painter's hat)...Do I look great or what?
  • Max: To be perfectly honest...yes.
  • Squidward: Well, it beats that dumb KK uniform Pearl gave to us.
  • Girl Sora: How about me? (Comes out wearing a similar dress to Mimi's, but is yellow-orange, with a translucent bottom encrested with jewels, the middle is orange with jewels encrested across the hole for the head, and she is wearing goldenrod-colored glass slippers. The symbol of the Crest of Love is on the dress.)
  • Mimi: Well, at least it doesn't beat MY looks.
  • Biomon: (Comes out wearing a purple dress encrested with fake plastic feathers) I gotta admit, this is the look for an avian Digimon like me.
  • Izzy: (Comes out wearing a dark-orange tuxedo with binary codes on it, as well as the Crest of Knowledge symbol.) Binary codes look pretty good. Isn't that right, Tentomon?
  • Tentomon: (Wearing a dark blue tuxedo with cyan blue electric bolts on it) Yeah. And as for me, it was pretty hard to get this on me since I'm an insect Digimon....Come to think of it, how does a winged bug EVER get any clothes on him?
  • T.K: (Comes out in a small dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Hope symbol on it) Wow. This is amazing.
  • Patamon: (Comes out in a little white tuxedo) Well, I don't know about you, but I think I look pretty cute in this outfit.
  • Matt: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Friendship symbol on it) Nice taste.
  • Gabumon: (Is wearing a dark blue tuxedo with tiny cyan blue spots on it) I agree.
  • Joe: (Comes out in a dark-blue tuxedo with the Crest of Reliability symbol on it) Well, I'm not saying I don't like it, but it seems a little bland. But I gotta give Rarity some credit, so it's great.
  • Gomamon: (Comes out in a dark gray tuxedo) I do look nice in this, don't I?
  • Tai: What about Kari and Gatomon?
  • Kari: I'll be out soon, Tai. Give me a minute. (She then comes out wearing a bright-yellow glittery dress with the Crest of Light symbol on it)
  • Icky: (His jaws drop even longer, and his eyes suddenly engorge) DAMN!!!
  • Tai:...Wow, sis, you look nice.
  • Kari: Thanks, Tai. Gatomon? You can come out now.
  • Gatomon: (Comes out in a cyan blue dress encrested with jewels) Do I look good?
  • Icky: Like a girl at prom night, yes.
  • Icky: "Any one left?"
  • (Taiku): You know, we should speed this up a bit, so we'll just show a slideshow of the rest of the Lodgers.

Slideshow

  • Kaa: (In a armholeless dark green tuxedo with the words 'Trust in me' on it)
  • Baloo: (In a black tuxedo with the words 'Bare Necessities' on it)
  • Bagheera: (In a black tuxedo) Nice.
  • Po: (In a dark brown robe with the Chinese words for 'Dragon Warrior' on it, also translated with the English words below it) Awesome!
  • Tigress: (In a red and white dress encrested with rubies)
  • Viper: (In a green armholeless dress with a dancer's theme, and is wearing jewelery)
  • Mantis: (Is wearing a small dark blue robe with the Chinese symbol on his back on it)
  • Monkey: (Is wearing a dark red robe)
  • Crane: (Is wearing a dark purple robe with a jewel-encrested hat)
  • Shifu:...I'm fine in my own attire.
  • Iago: (Is wearing a dark red tuxedo with a black tie, and encrested with golden jewels and buttons)
  • Mushu: (Wearing a black robe)
  • Sir Hiss: (Wearing a dark green version of his own attire, except with a yellow feather, and is encrested with diamonds)
  • Brandy: (Wearing a dress similar to the one in 'What Price Dignity (Cheap)', except it is dark purple, and is glittery) Wow!
  • Mr. Whiskers: (In a black tuxedo with a red tie, and he has smooth hair on his head)
  • Lola: (Wearing a blue dress with glitter and encrested with sapphires)
  • Ed Otter: (In a dark-blue tuxedo which is shiny, smooth, and regal)
  • Max Cat: (In a black tuxedo with shark-skin boots and a gray tie)
  • Fidget: (In a gray tuxedo with the words 'I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood' on it)
  • Mr. Dodo: (In a dull purple tuxedo with a black tie) By Jove! I look nice!
  • Tweedle-Dee/Dum: (Both are wearing Red tuxedoes with the words 'Dee' and 'Dum' on them, as well as formal black hats)
  • March Hare: (Wearing a dark-red tuxedo with a teacup on it with the words 'Happy Unbirthday' on it.) This makes me feel like a dude.
  • Mad Hatter: (In a dark green tuxedo with golden buttons, a red tie, a checkered undershirt, and his original hat) Oh my!
  • Dorm Mouse: (In a small dark-blue tuxedo with stars on them) Nice.
  • White Rabbit: (Wearing a formal red tuxedo with a clock on it) Oh my fur and whiskers! This looks pretty nice.
  • Bill: (In a dark gray tuxedo with a black hat)
  • (Taiku): "And Gilda and Trixie you asked? Well, it's a funny one actselly. And if your wondering why the other lougers like Lefrou and Si and Am ain't here? Well, Msm and Tamn have yet to recinised them. Also, they have familier matters like Familiy reunions to attend too and had to be asint. Creeper, Djon, and Pain and Panic are here though."
  • Pain and Panic are wearing regel looking greek attire.
  • Creeper looks like a british king.
  • Djon is wearing a recolor of that sultan outfit from the Ducktales movie.
  • (Taiku): "Ok, NOW Trixie and Gilda."

Back to the show.

  • Trixie came out is wearing a regelised verson of her usual cape and hat.
  • Trixie: "Now Trixie the The Great, Regel, AND Powerful Trixie."
  • Icky: "High-horse rider much?"
  • Trixie: "How about you, Gilda? Do you share the fabulious nature of the rest of us?"
  • Gilda: I...I don't know.
  • Rainbow Dash: Aw, c'mon, Gild. I'm sure it's not THAT embarassing.
  • Gilda:...Alright...(Comes out, and is wearing a red-orange feathered dress, a red cape, and a dark red feathered hat)...How do I look?
  • Tai: (Scoffs and laughs) Oh my God, THAT is so hilarious! (Laughs)
  • Twilight: Tai!
  • Tai: (Scoffs) Sorry, Twi, it's just--...(Laughs)...(Holds it in)
  • Rarity: Well, I apparently didn't have any idea what Gilda was like even after I first saw her at that party she raged at, but since she is angry a lot, I decided red would be a good choice for a color. I even added a few red feathers to it.
  • Tai: (Scoffs and laughs hysterically) Oh, God, I just can't...(Laughs) I'm sorry!
  • Twilight: Don't mind Tai, Gilda. You look nice.
  • Gilda: "Well, at least it's not frou-frouy."
  • Spongebob: Ok there's just a veiw people left.
  • Icky: "But Taiku in the narration said the other lougers like Lefrou and the Siamiese Cats are absint cause of family matters."
  • (Taiku): "Hey, yeese off of the post modern stuff dude, that makes people freak out."
  • Spongebob: Ok then where are Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman?
  • Pinkie: "We already did them when Msm was writing."
  • (Taiku): "Hey, that goes for you too, Pinkie queen of the forth wall Pie!"
  • Pinkie: Sorry.
  • (Taiku) Now for the rest of the Lodge.

Slideshow Resumes

  • Thundera: (Is in a regal dark green dress with weather-themed additions)
  • Dr. Cockroach: (In a dark-blue tuxedo with a cockroach on it)
  • Missing Link: (In a dark-green robe)
  • B.O.B:...I can't really wear clothes since I'm...well...gelatinous.
  • Lucky Jack: (In a Western attire with a fire-red shirt, a black vest, and dark blue pants) WHOO! I look downright nice in these jeans.
  • Batty: (Comes out in a silver-colored tuxedo)...Whoa...nice. (BZZAT!)
  • Miguel: (Comes out in a dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons and encrested with jewels)
  • Tulio: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, except it is dark-blue)
  • Devon: (He and Cornwall are in a black tuxedo with two head holes, and golden buttons) Well, I guess clothes doesn't hold us back THAT much. Not like Cornwall, who has such a short neck. (Cornwall grabs his nose)
  • Cornwall: How 'bout holdin' your breath?
  • Phil: (In a dark-brown tuxedo with a black tie and shoulder plates)
  • Trigger: (He and Nutzy are in dark-blue robes)
  • Dodger: (Wearing sunglasses, and a dark blue scarf, and a gray suit)
  • Rita: (In a small white glittering dress)
  • Francis: (Wearing a dark-brown suit)
  • Einstien: (Wearing a dark-blue suit)
  • Tito: (Wearing a dark-orange suit with black spots) Hey, check it out, man! I look like a million bucks. (Chuckles) What do you think, Frankie?
  • Francis: For the last time, it's FRANCIS!!!!
  • Tito: Okay, what do you think, FRAN-CIS?
  • Francis: To be honest, I think you look like a kitten.
  • Tito: Oh, what do you know, ya' melodramatic jerk?
  • Merlin: (In a more formal version of his robe and hat)
  • Thief: (In a formal version of his robes) ("Is it just me, or do I look more like Jafar in his pedophile-like disguise? Seriously, it makes him look like a dork.)
  • Pinkie: Oh, don't worry about it, you look great.
  • Savio: (In a dark-green armholeless robe)
  • Shrek: (In the same clothes he wore as a human in Shrek 2, only big enough for him)
  • Donkey: (In a black tuxedo with a black tie) WHOO, this is better than when I was a stallion.
  • Puss in Boots: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo and wearing his usual cape, boots, and hat)

Slideshow ends

  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess that's everybody.
  • Rarity: Not quite, I have saved the best for last.
  • Icky: "Who's the last guy?"
  • Tigress: She meant Kairi's dress, Icky.
  • Icky: "DAAAHHH! AND I JUST CALLED KAIRI A GUY! I'M STUPID! STUPID STUPID, (Mimics something like this from The critic's review on Battlefield Earth)
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  • Twilight: "....... What just happened?"
  • Rarity: "See, like i said, it suits him just fine."
  • (Taiku): "Try not to mind that folks, it seemed that icky was about to cuss alot, so i had to fast forword. Anyway, onto the Kairi's dress."
  • We now see a certain which Rarity is about to pull.
  • Rarity: "And now, dear friends. May I present, the princess of all gala attire!"
  • Cynder: "Ok, let's see it."
  • Rarity: With pleasre (Pulls the certain)
  • Kairi is seen in Princess-like attire and everyone was stunned.
  • Icky:...(His jaw drops even farther than ever, and his eyes cartoonishly pop out of their sockets, and fall to the ground, and stare at Kairi) DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FINE SEXY BODY!!!
  • Lord Shen: Prehistoric one, if you talk about Kairi's body one more time, I'll rip every feather off of your body, and throw you into the Canterlot public for 'everypony' to see!
  • Icky:...Got it.
  • Kairi: "Oh come on Uncle, you know Icky was just giving a complament."
  • Lord Shen: "I am just making sure he's careful on how he makes his complaments."
  • Spongebob: "Well, i think we're done with the dress look ats. Cause we already know about the Main 6's gala dresses awhile back, and Twilight is gonna wear her princess outfit since it accomindates Twilight's Alicorn wings."
  • Rarity: "Alchorse, i forgot about that issue. What ever did happened to that dress Twilight?"
  • Twilight: "Oh, i hope you don't mind, but, i gave it to my cousin Midnight Fate. She really seemed to like it."
  • Rarity: "Well to be fair, i didn't made it with the appearent possability you became an Alicorn in mind, but it's obviously for the best, i mean, better then for that marvelious dress to retire and collet dust. Bygones be bygones."
  • Lord Shen: "Well everyone, it's time we head for Canterlot and further help with final preperations for the big night."

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "Things were clearly going nice...... But sadly, as your clearly aware from the summery, things were to eventally go south.... Way, way, way, south."

Equestian Boarders.

  • A Guard outpost is seen on the boarders, as guards are seen protrolling the paths with huge fire cauldrons, meant to serve as early warnings of possable attack.
  • One guard is seen protroling one area of the fire Cauldron. Suddenly, he was smacked upside the head by a Raven, a near simular recolor of Maleficent's raven Dilabo. The smack made the guard lose his helmet.
  • The Raven lands on a flag pole, and looks at the confused guard.
  • The Guard is confused by this weirdness.
  • The Raven cawed!
  • The Guard: "The heck?"
  • Suddenly, a hook snagged the side of a huge wood wall.
  • Being a unicorn, the guard teleported to investigate, and see the hook. he looks over the edge, and see, more grabbling hooks about to get to the fence!
  • The Guard panics!
  • The Guard: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! LIGHT THE SIGNEL!"
  • Suddenly, from the post, burst out Fido, Spot, Rover, Garble and the dragon teens.
  • Spot: "Here pony, pony, pony!"
  • Garble: "Yeah, we don't bite.... We just punch!"
  • Guard gasps! He quickly got to the ladder before the brute teen dragon destroys it, and before Fido could grabbed him!
  • Fido: "You can't escaped us, pony?!"
  • The Guard got to the fire cauldron, suddenly, a shaodw appeared. It was NOS-4-A2, a member of team nefarious and part of the "Emperor Zurg" portion. he roared menicingly at the Guard, who was parlised in fear.
  • Then, more shadows appeared. It was Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, Zig-Zag, and Emperor Zurg himself.
  • The Guard tries to ignit the flames, but he was disabled by Warp Darkmatter.
  • Warp: "Don't even try it, you girlly pony."
  • The Guard is in horror as other team nefarious members began to destroy the cauldrons.
  • Guard: "No.... Now all of Equestia doesn't know your here."
  • Dr. Nefarious grabs an Equestian flag, forms a magic fire ball thanks to his Darkspawn herritage, and destroys the cauldron, then burns the flag.
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "All according to plan."
  • The Raven leaves the seen.

A room in Canterlot.

  • The same Raven arrives in it, to a silluetted figure.
  • ???: "Has the good doctor disabled the defences?"
  • The Raven nodded yes.
  • ???: "(Chuckles), Exsellent. I would like to see the fool that would dare interupt my plans.... (Chuckles quietly.)

Taiku's room

  • Taiku: Now, I bet you guys are wondering what started Nefarious' latest goal to get to Kairi and why does that involve Blueblood, the silluetted figure you just saw? Oops! Unintended Spoiler! Is it not too late to ask you guys to pretend you didn't hear that?
  • Scroopfan's voice: "It's ok Taiku, they kinda already know from the Summery, it's no secret."
  • Taiku: So is it all right if I just told them how Nefarious began that scheme of his regarding Blueblood in the first place?
  • Scroopfan's voice: "Oh, by all means, mainly cause Tman wants to make it happen."
  • Taiku: Right, Cause Halloween's coming up and my attendence will be needed in Dragonfire's Treehouse of Horror Fanmake and Tman wants to make finnishing this episode earily before then. (Clears Throat) Anyway as I was saying, I bet your wondering what started Nefarious' latest attempt to get Kairi by getting Blueblood involved in the first place?
  • Scroopfan's voice: "Well now that i think about, i am curious of this sudden plot change."
  • Taiku: Oh and dont worry about that, Scroopfan, when we get to the badguys making their move in very good time, Bueblood's gonna wish he never descided to fall victim to the deceit of evil, plan what he pulled untill Nefarious double crosses him and pick his "friends" more carefully. But it is kinda concerning Team Nefarious got in without notice right? Didn't anyone became aware of what they're up too, if not The Celestial Sisters, nor even the lougers? Let's find out. (Checks the script) Oh, ok. (Clears throat again) Before we can know about Nefarious' intentions, let's save that for later cause luckely, the incident at the Equestria Boarders didn't go unoticed cause the Celestial Sisters and the louge are still busy preparing for the gala. It started in Danville.

Danville.

  • Perry appeared near a tree.
  • When no one was looking, he put on his hat, pulled on a branch which was a lever which opened a hole to his HQ and goes inside.
  • Perry goes to his screen and Major Monogram appears.
  • Major Monogram: Morning Agent P. We have a serious situation regarding that Villain Team Doofenzmirtz is running with.
  • Then Rachet and Clank appear along with Buzz Lightyear via hologrophic projection.
  • Major Mongram: "Would you boys care to do the honors of filling in what's going on?"
  • Rachet: With pleasure (Shows Perry a holographic projection of the incident at the Equestria Boarders)
  • Buzz: "As you can see, your nemisis Doofinshirts, My mortal Enemy Zurg and the Local nutcase Nefarious, as well as the rest of Team Nefarious have did something we didn't expected."
  • Major Monogram: You can't begin to inmagine how dangerous Nefarious is getting.
  • Clank: And according do our spying technology, I think we know what Team Nefarious is up too this time.
  • Buzz: "They have an annumimous benufacter funding them for a secret project involving a strange, yet to be identifived machine."
  • Clank: "Whatever it is, it could most assuringly be used for malcontent."
  • Major Monogram: "It would be too risky to directly warn the lougers, cause this benufacter may be near and wanr Nefarious to become desperate and pull a desperate plan. We have no choice but to play a waiting game and let Nefarious think he has the uper hand. In the meantime, once they leave the boarder camp you, the Space Rangers and Rachet and Clank are to free the capture guards and take them to a safe location. The fire Cauldrons have been destroyed, so it's mostly pointless to attempt the early warning system. We can only hope that, whoever these New Elements of Harmony are, they could be the lights to shine this unexpected rise in darkness. I wish you, Rachet, Clank, and the Rangers luck, Agent P."
  • Rachet: Thanks Major. Unless Nefarious and this Annumimous Benufacter are stopped along with that plan of their's, this could mean the first time they have actually won, along with the end.
  • Buzz: So, our job is when Nefarious and the Benufacter make their move and while they think they have the upperhand, we go into Equestria to assist the Lougers, uncover the identities of the New Elements of Harmony, destroy this machine and bring both Team Nefarious and their Benufacter to justice.
  • Major Monogram: "But it can't be just up to us, the Main 6, and the Lougers. Those Mysterious new element of harmony barers, could litterally mean the difference, between victory, and defeat."

Chapter 2: Lightning Dust's family/Family Traditions/The Matchmaker/where does Lightning belong/A Royal Invitation

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "And Man, was Monogram right. Cause Nefarious has quite a sceme in store for everyone, that even Star Command and OWCA, not even Rachet with his strongest gear could be able to dent Nefarious' plan. The new 5 element barers litterally are Equestia's best chance yet.... And who are these mares, you ask? If you want to know, give me cheer!"
  • The aduence gave a cheer.
  • Taiku: Allright, then. Look's like the story of how Nefarious scheme started will just have to wait a little longer. The first mare is a certain former rival of Rainbow Dash's at the Wonderbolt acadamy. And please, before you go and boo her, hear me out. Remember that this series proved time and time again, that even the likes of Mang himself, has legit and sometimes tragic reason why they act like jerks. and believe it or not, Lightning has some legit niceness to her, it's just, the town she's from and almost everyone in it except her family, friends, and near-powerful Mayor aunt can actselly give her a chance. She actselly had a grandfather who was a wonderbolt who was gonna retire, but died from a terriable goose accsident. Yeesh, and i thought that was only for planes, and an even more tragic story involving a very close to her friend. But, i'm ahead of myself. Do you people understood what i'm getting across?
  • The aduence mummered.
  • Taiku: Well if it helps, I'll show you what I mean. But unfortunatly Lightning's story ain't very pretty. (Uses a remote to show the audience of Lightning Dust's past while dubbed as Timon.) Please remain seated while the camera's in motion.
  • It hits apawn a simple town like Ponyville.
  • (Taiku): "Here we go. Now, here's the start of the story."

A bedroom.

  • A familier green hoof is seen using ink to write on her arm.
  • The Familier figure was Lightning Dust
  • Lightning Dust: "Elegant..... Posed....... Intelligent........ Practical! Yes! My notes are completed!"
  • Rooster crows!
  • Lightning Dust: "Oh crap! I'm behind my chores!"
  • Lightning Dust zoomed off!

Hallway.

  • Lightning Dust: "Little Sister! Little Sister! Little Sis-"
  • A hyper-active, cute little Pegicious that looks like Applebloom with wings and a yellow bow appears out of nowhere and pounces on Lightning!
  • The filly: "DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY?!"
  • Lightning Dust: "Oh, there you are Little Sister Cutie Dust. (Baby Talk) Who's the cutest and smartest little sister ever?"
  • Cutie Dust: "I AM?!"
  • Lightning Dust: "Listen sis, i'm alittle behind my chores..... Agian..... Would you like to help me again!"
  • Cutie Dust cheered as she bounced around!
  • Cutie Bust bounced off Lightning Dust and begins to jump around!

Later, outside.

  • Lightning attacthces a harness on her sister attached to a feed bag and stick with a hersey's chocolate bar dangling over Cutie Dust's head.
  • Cutie sees this, and had a face with Pinkie Pie like glee!
  • Cutie Dust: "CANDY?!"
  • Cutie Dust zoomed after the candy as chicken feed spills out!
  • Lightning Dust: "I'm awesome when i'm reshoresful."
  • Cutie Dust repeatedly screamed Candy as she zoomed past some chickens, who quickly began to eat the feed, and zoomes passed A Sayter simular to Phil, but had a blone beard and hair.
  • Sayter: "What the Hera?"
  • Lightning Dust came up.
  • Sayter: "Let me guess kid, THAT was you?"
  • Lightning Dust: "What? She likes to help me."

Meanwhile, at a family shrine.

  • A crippled wing old Pegicious Staillian stood under a shrine honoring a wonderbolt by the name of "Shining Dust", along with a few other family shrine tombs, as he was lighting a candle on a holder not too differnet from the one from Mulan. he had a crutch under his wing cause of his condition, and was in a prayer position.
  • The Pehicious Staillian: "Please, Dust family of the past, please ask the Devines to let Dust br able to do good this one day of all days, the most impourent of her life."
  • (Taiku): Ok, you guys need to know something very important about this old stallion. That's Lightning's father, former old War Veteran Thunder Clash "Dust". The Clash Family and the Dusts had married for some generations now, he was once a war veteran and one of Equestria's Famous Legends since I have his EFL card. He is since retired, but it has nothing to do with the crippled wing. He didn't got it crippled from some unknown war in the past. It was during a flight with some old army buddies and he had a bad accsident when he saved Lightning's mother, his now wife, from a serious crash involving a falling tree. He pushed her out of the way, but his wing was brutally crushed.... Doctors said it couldn't be saved. It broken him. He only knew the army life, and thanks to having to retire cause he can't fly properly anymore, he feels, empty. But that accsident also enlighten him that the devines themselfs were watching over him that he's still alive at all. He hoped that his daughter becoming a wonderbolt would restore his honor to the Clash/Dust name, but..... We know on how well THAT ended. He still cares for Lightning Dust and seriously values her as a daughter, but....
  •  Cutie Dust zooms around the un-reacting Thunder Dust, circling him in bird feed, as chickens appeared and ate the food.
  • (Taiku): "Need i say more?"
  • Thunder Dust: "Please.... Help her."

Outside

  • Lightning Dust: (Cutie Dust is reaching for the candy bar) Nice work, Cutie. (Takes the candy bar off, and gives it to her)
  • Cutie: YES!!! Chocolate with caramel and macadamian. (Eats it, and speaks with her mouth full) Plus, it doesn't even have THAT many calories.
  • Lightning Dust: Father, I brought ya--(Bumps, and drops the cup, but Thunder grabs the teapot before it drops)
  • Thunder: Lightning, darling, be careful.
  • Lightning: Oh, don't worry, father, I brought a spare. Just remember that your crippled wing cramps if you don't get enough tea in the morning.
  • The Sayter from before came in.
  • Thunder: "Good morning Bill."
  • Bill the Sayter: "Mornin' Thunder."
  • Lightning: "And you have to remember to ge twice amount of sleep by 7:00 PM to 9:00 AM, and remember to keep that wing in neutrol temeratures to keep that wing from acting up."
  • Thunder: "Lightning, you are late for something."
  • Lightning: "No sweat, i'll get to it when i can. The most impourent thing is to remember not to fly. A cripple wing is incapable of flight, or at least proper flight."
  • Thunder: "Why did you think i had to retire since that fateful day when i first met your mother... to retire at such a young age, cause of a broken wing.... I actselly did hoped that-"
  • Lightning: "I know dad, and, i'm very sorry for that, it's just, i made a few mistakes, and that rainbow slut tattled on me before i could've find her and explained to her why i was so, determined like that! Now she and the wonderbolts see me as just some selfish and arrigant trouble making punk, like everyone else in town.... It's not fair to me too, you know."
  • Thunder sighs, knowing well Lightning still has alot to learn.
  • Thunder: "You can still make it right, Lightning... And you will always have our love and support..... Now, i think there's an apointmen for you to attend."
  • Lightning: "I'm just waiting for Speed and Hurricane."
  • ???: "WHHHAAA-HOOOOOOO! YEAH?!"
  • Bill: "Well speak of the devil......"
  • Two light green Horse Pegicious Staillians appeared. One was a green verson of Hercule's Pegicious, the other was Green Pegicious verson of Mulan's horse. The Green Hercules Pegcious was Speed, and the Mulan Horse Pegcious look-a-like was Hurricane.
  • Speed: "HEY HURRICANE! BET YOU CAN'T CATCH UP!?"
  • Hurricane: "DANG IT SPEED, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO PICK UP OUR SISTER TO MEET MOM IN TOWN?!"
  • (Taiku): "I bet your wondering? Who is Speed, the chris rock sound-alike green clone of Pegicious from Hercules, and the other one who looks like Mulan's horse and sounds like the guy who played Manny the Mammoth? And more impourently, why are they Pegicious horses and not ponies? Well, remember when Mr. Cake about the cake family linage having Unicorns and Pegicious in it when they were earth ponies?"
  • Hurricane: SPEED, LOOK OUT!
  • Speed: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO SPOIL MY FU-" (Rams into a tree, which almost falls onto Thunder until Lightning saves him)
  • Lightning: Guys, be careful! You almost crushed our dad.
  • (Taiku): Yeah, LD's family had a LOT of Non-Equestrian members in their families. And trust me, it wasn't good for Lightning's mother's womb to carry. She almost bursted thanks to it. (Laughs)...But anyway, back to the story.
  • Hurricane lands.
  • Hurricane: "Sorry we were late dad. Speed got us lost..... Again..... for the upteenth time in the row."
  • Speed: "Hey, don't you pin this on me!"
  • Thunder: "Boys, boys! Please. Now of all days is too impourent now. Our traditon requires the first daughter of the family to see the honorable Matchmaker."
  • Speed: "That mean ol' hunk of beef? She is unbelievely strict!"
  • Hurricane: "I can't say i don't agree with that statement, but she's the only matchmaker in this town, Speed. Get over it."
  • Thunder: "She is already running late. She has to go there now."
  • Hurricane: "You can count on us dad. Come on Lightning, let's not keep that tub of Hamburger meat waiting."
  • Speed: "Yeah, Mom is waiting for us in town!"
  • Hurricane (To turns to a llama he carried on his back with a broken leg) Well when Tonya twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
  • Speed: "Whoa whoa wait, why do we need a llama when we're perfectly capable of flight?"
  • Hurricane: "Well gee, Speed, forgot the fact since dad can't fly anymore cause of his wing, we need a llama cart to take him everywhere?"
  • Speed: "Oh yeah.... But we clearly don't need a llama, and Lightning does not need one."
  • Hurricane: "Just take Tonya to the farm."
  • Lightning Dust: "I'll do it!"
  • Hurricane: Just be very careful with her, Lightning. Not only she is Dad's puller, she is my pride and joy.
  • Lightning Dust picks up Tonya, and struggles abit.
  • Lightning: "Aw gees, Hurricane, what did you feed her this morning? Did she gain some wiaght?"
  • Hurricane: "She's not fat. It's her fur. It makes her look poofy. Also, it's because your a pony, and llama's are abit more heavier then ponies."
  • Dispite the extra waight, Lightning had no problem quickly taking Tonya to the farm and came back.
  • Speed: "Well, with Tonya out of comission, i guess dad can't come with us, cause the only other way to get to town quicker is flight, and he can't fly with that wing banged up! I mean, why can't we just take him to Celestia so she can use some kind of healing magic to heal his wing?"
  • Lightning: Well, I did that once, and Celestia told me that she couldn't do such a favor because...you know...it's just a part of life. It's like making a mortal immortal. No God would allow that to happen. (Sighs) Sometimes I wish Daisy was still here to give me some hope. May she rest in piece...(Quietly sobs, but then shakes it off) Well, let's get going. At least Daisy will be proud of me for honoring my families' legacy. (The siblings fly away)
  • Cutie:...Father?
  • Thunder: I'm going to...pray some more. And Cutie? You should propbuly get to shcool now.
  • Bill: "Well, i better go with them as well."
  • Bill walks away.
  • Bill: "Gah, i got a fur wedge!"
  • (Taiku): Now I know what you're thinking. Why is this similar to the beginning of Mulan? Well, the fact is that Lightning Dust was raised in a family with Chinese customs, yet blends in with Equestrian English customs. Lightning's father's great great grandfather was from Coltina, and got married to a beautiful pegasi from Cloudsdale, and continued their own legacy through Lightning Dust. But apparently, since Lightning Dust's life didn't go so well after what she said about this 'Daisy' person, but we'll get to her later. She's not doing very well, but that will all change when Celestia calls her to the Grand Galloping Gala and believe me it was a good thing she did with Nefarious' plan and the evil coming with it still on the horizon. But let's save that in good timing.

Town.

  • A busling town of ponies and Mythic creatures of legend are seen in town, working and funcioning.
  • A greenish Blue Pegicous Pony Mare is pacing around in worry, while a familer night blue unicorn and some new ponies are seen in the background.
  • Suddenly, a Spa Pony appeared.
  • Spa Pony: "Sunshine Dust, is your daughter here yet? That Matchmaker is not a patent cow."
  • The Spa Pony enters back in.
  • Sunshine Dust, the blue pegicious: "Ohh, she's late again. I should've wished for the past dust family members for luck."
  • An old mare pegicious, who looks like a pegicious verson Granny Smith, but in a granny dress walks up.
  • The old mare: "How lucky can all of them be? They're dead. I got a better solution to that."
  • The old mare shows Sunshine a caged green sprite.
  • Old Mare: "A luck sprite."
  • Sunshine: "Mom, where did you get a luck sprite at this hour? They're incredability rare!"
  • Old Mare: An old friend of mine gave this luck sprite to me. Not as powerful as a luck dragon but this will do.
  • The Luck Sprite (Who sounds like Kuzco and Spark's first Legend of Spyro voice): "Listen, i don't know why i am here, but listen, i'll pay you guys whatever you need to-"
  • Old Mare: "Allow me to deminstracte."
  • Luck Sprite: "Oh what am i, chopped liver?"
  • Sunshine: "And how are you gonna deminstracte?"
  • Old Mare: Observe.
  • The Old Mare nears the corner of the block.
  • Sunshine Dust becomes concern.
  • Sunshine: "Mother....? What are you doing?"
  • The Old Mare didn't made a respondse.
  • Luck Sprite: Are you Crazy?!?
  • The Old Mare places on a blind fold, and proceeds to walk across a busy street filled with moving carts riden by big animals like Oxes and Steers, give or take the occational un-flying ground dragon.
  • Luck Sprite: "GREAT LUCKY CHARMS NO?!"
  • Sunshine: "MOTHER!"
  • Various carts began to halt as Ponies Mythic creatures began to scream!
  • CRASH!
  • The Old Mare made it out alright, as we view an incredable mess.
  • Old Mare: "See? This Sprite is a lucky one."
  • The poor sprite began to faint!
  • Sunshine facehoof. She doesn't know who's more destructive, Lightning's occational antics or her own mother's.
  • Sunshine: "Midnight, just what am i gonna do with this family?"
  • (Taiku): See what I mean? Sunshine has to put up alot with her family. And who are the mares with Midnight whom she and Lighting will help our herose, Perry, Star Command and Rachet stand against Nefarious' lastest scheme yet and Blueblood, the Annumimous Benufacter behind it all untill he got more then he bargined for? You'll see in good time.
  • Suddenly, Lightning, Hurricane, and Speed appeared.
  • Lightning: "(Singing) The Lightning has arr-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ivve-duh! Thank you very much!"
  • Sunshine Dust stares at Lightning.
  • Lightning: "What? Do i have something in my teeth?"
  • Sunshine: "More like alot of things in your mane."
  • Lightning Dust: "Uh, i can explain, you see-"
  • Sunshine: "None of your exquses, it's off to the Spa to prep you to the Matchmaker young lady! Your friends had already readied themselfs, so you must as well!"

(This song plays up during the preperation of Lightning Dust's traditional bride attire until the Matchmaker's cottage is reached. during the umbrella part, Lightning dust begins to have troubles with it, and causes her to get angry.)

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  • The Matchmaker bursts out. She was a big black and white cow in regel clothing.
  • Matchmaker: "Lightning Power Dust?"
  • Lightning is seen beating up the umbrellia, until she got angry enough at the thing to have a rant simular to this.
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  • Midnight and the other friends of Lightning face-hoofed.
  • The Matchmaker: "Speaking without permission.... AND cussing!"
  • Lightning: "D'OH?!"
  • Bill (who arrived during the song): "Gees, who soured her milk?"
  • The Old Mare: "My thoughts exsactly."
  • Hurricane: "Granny Dusty, Bill, please!"
  • The Matchmaker gestures Lightning to come inside.
  • Sunshine: "Oh please let her please the Matchmaker."
  • Midnight: Good luck, Lightning. Your gonna need it.

Matchmaker's cottage.

  • Lightning Dust stood as she is exsampled by the Matchmaker.
  • Matchmaker: "Short, stalky. It's questionable how you have Horse Pegicious genes in you."
  • Lightning: "I took more after my d-"
  • Mathmaker shoved a hoof in her mouth.
  • Matchmaker: "No permission to speak, young lady. I suppose you might be suitable for members of your own kind."
  • While the Matchmaker was busy writing on her clipboard, the Luck Sprite escaped, while Lightning Dust struggled to keep it from escaping! As the Matchmaker is about to speak to Lightning, Lightning had to hid the sprite in her mouth.
  • Matchmaker: "Recite the following cred."
  • Lightning gluped nervously, but was careful not to actsidently shallow the luck sprite. Then, she remembered her notes she wrote on her arm, she hides behind her chinese fan, and without the Matchmaker noticing, spits out the luck sprite.
  • Luck Spite: (While covered in siliva) Ok, I do not wanna do that again. That pony needs to brush her teeth more. I'm no dentist, but i think she nhas spinich stuck in there, so floss while your at it. Plus, alot of mouthwash.
  • Lightning: "A bride must be- (sees her notes are washed up from her bath during the song, forcing to improvised on her own), Uh, Posed, Eligant, practical.......and, and, uh..... Smart?"
  • The Matchmaker grabs her wet ink arm, and inspects the fan, thinking she was using the fan as a cheat. It was inconclusive.
  • The Matchmaker: "Not the best order of the cred, Miss Dust, but better then nothing i suppose. Walk this way."
  • The Matchmaker takes Lightning Dust to a table with a tea tray.
  • The Matchmaker: Now, pour the tea.
  • Lightning Dust grabs the tea pot and pours in the tea into the cup.
  • Lighting Dust: (Self Thoughts) Oh Devines, help me pull this off. If I mess this up, my life will be over.... In some sense.
  • Matchmaker: "Now, to please your future in-laws, if that's possable with someone of your reputation, you must deminstract a sense of (unknowly wipes the ink on her face, forming a painted beard) dignity."
  • Awkword drum sound.
  • Lightning Dust stared at the painted beard. She begins to snickered.
  • (Taiku): Ok here comes the part were things began to get out of hand. If you seen Mulan, then you know EXACTLY what goes down.
  • The Matchmaker: "And grace... (Notices Lightning Snickering), What, prey tell, is so funny, Miss Dust?"
  • Lightning regained control.
  • Lightning: "Nothing Matchmaker, i was uh, thinking of a joke."
  • Matchmaker rolled her eyes in annoyence.
  • While the Matchmaker wasn't paying attention, Lightning noticed The Luck Sprite lounging in the  tea.
  • Luck Sprite: "Ahh, I always wanted a tea jacuzzi."
  • Lightning (quietly): "Oh no."
  • The Matchmaker had her eyes closed, so she is not aware of the Luck Sprite as she picked up the cup.
  • Lightning: Um, excuse me.
  • Matchmaker: "AND SILENENCE!"
  • The Matchmaker is about to drink the tea, to the fear of the Luck Sprite.
  • Luck Sprite (quietly): "Help me."
  • Lightning Dust: (Wording 'WHAT DO I DO?!?')
  • Luck Sprite: (Quietly) What?
  • Lightning Dust: (Sighs, and tries to get the Luck Sprite) Sorry about this, Miss Matchmaker, but I'm afraid there's a--WHOAH!!! (Accidentally spills the tea on Matchmaker's milk glands)
  • Matchmaker: OOOWWW!!! MY SENSITIVE WEENS!!! WHY YOU INSOLENT CLUMSY PEGASUS!!!
  • The Luck Sprite slips in the Matchmaker's regel attire.
  • Matchmaker: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO GLUE, THEN I'LL-"
  • (Taiku): Then the craziet thing just happened.
  • Matchmaker: Whoo-wha-what in the name of Celestia is in my clothes? (Sees the sprite)
  • Sprite:...Uhh...hello?
  • Matchmaker: (Squeals like a girl) A SPRITE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!
  • Lightning Dust: I should've known bringing that Luck Sprite with me was a bad idea. (Sighs) I guess I'll just--(Accidentally pushes the Matchmaker into sitting on the fireplace, setting her butt ablaze)
  • Matchmaker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
  • Lightning Dust: This isn't going well for me.

Outside

  • Granny Dusty: I can tell it's going well already. Don't you?
  • The Matchmaker burst out still screaming!
  • Lightning Dust quickly got a rain cloud!
  • Matchmaker: "PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OOOOOUUUUUUU-"
  • Then the rain cloud began to rain on the cow to extinquish the flames.
  • The Matchmaker is wet, her face covered is melting ink and her own make-up, her dress is ruined, her udders burn of hot tea, and now she's embarised in front of the populus to see.
  • Lightning Dust noticed the anger in The Matchmaker's face.
  • Lightning: "Uh.... Coming mother!"
  • Lightning Dust made a run for it!
  • The Luck Sprite quickly got back in the cage!
  • Luck Sprite: "I feel more safer here in near that hunk of beef!"
  • Hurricane: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, now this is perfect."
  • Bill: Lightning, what in the name of Celestia just happened?
  • Lightning: "Guys, i didn't mean too, this stupid sprite got me into trouble, and-"
  • Matchmaker: This...is the last (Screaming) STRAW, BILL!!!
  • The other town's ponies and Mythic Creatures began to gang up.
  • A Fat Minotaur: "This is worse then the time she wreaked the town, no doubt!"
  • A female Earth Pony: "That mare is still a menace!"
  • A Unicorn male: "She's too dangerious to even be around the Matchmaker! Let alone normal people!"
  • Speed: "Whoa whoa whoa, just what is everyone's problem here?"
  • Matchmaker: SHE PUT A F***** LUCK SPRITE IN MY CLOTHES!!!
  • Lightning: "No i didn't! That stupid bug person broke out of his cage and was casuing trouble! It would've gone fine if that stupid cage had a better lock!"
  • Bill: She didn't mean any real harm, she's just a kid. She just can't controll her speed and strength.
  • Hurricane: Yeah, can't you guys just see that accidents happen?
  • Matchmaker: "She may be part of the exstingish Dust Family, and the Granddaughter of the great Shining Dust no less, but she will NEVER bring him, or anyone honor?!"
  • Fat Minotaur: "Nothing personal, Dust Family, but you better keep that, that, FREAK! AWAY FROM HERE?!"
  • The mob was shouting in agreement!
  • ???: "THAT, IS, ENOUGH?!"
  • A dark green Pegicious verson of Mayor Mare appeared.
  • Fat Minotaur: "Mayor Dust, why ii'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'it's, (studders), it's you!"
  • Mayor Dust: "I am tired of everyone treating my niece with just, dis-stain! She never means any harm! AT least not intentionaly...."
  • Lightning: "Oh, Auntie, thanks, you really saved my skin this time arou-"
  • Mayor Dust: "But...... I must ask you, stayed clear of town for awhile, Lightning. Anymore accsidents and these people will crave blood. I'm sorry, but as mayor, not your aunt, i.... I have to give you a 5-month ban from entering this town again. I could only prevent these people from hurting you in more ways then one for only so long."
  • Lightning: "Your.... Your kicking me out of town Auntie? But, but, Auntie, it wasn't my fault."
  • Mayor Dust: "I'm sorry, Lightning, but, i'm helpless to ever make these people understand. Please tell your father i meant no ill will."
  • The Mob cheered as the Mayor, who normally defended Lightning, now finally punished her.
  • Hurricane: "Come on Lightning, we know when we're not wanted."
  • Speed: "Betrayed by Aunt Jewel?! OHH, THE HORROR!"
  • Granny Dust: "Hmm, so much for family stays togather no matter what."
  • Sunshine: "Jewel, how could you betray your brother like this?"
  • Bill: "(Groans in disappointment.)"
  • Midnight and her friends stood sadly, as they are helpless as well to do anything, as the defeated Dust family and Bill are forced to leave.
  • Luck Sprite: "Lucky, what have you done this time? I'm so stupid?!"
  • (Taiku): Total bummer huh? It gets sadder from here folks.

Dust home.

  • Lightning Dust salked on the outskirts, as she sees  Her mother going to talk to her father, who both see Lightning. Lightning walked away, whimpering.
  • Cutie Dust appear, joyful!
  • Cutie Dust: "SISTER!"
  • Lightning Dust walked away crying, paying no attention to Cutie.
  • Cutie Dust: "Sis?"
  • Lightning Dust stood before a water stool for the Llamas they farmed. She is ashamed that everyone hates her, everything goes wrong, because of herself. Lightning is hated and under appresiated... in fact, not appresiated at all.
  • Lightning Dust: "Why me?"
  • Lightning Dust begins to cry.

(She then sings.)

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  • Lucky the Luck Sprite: "I blew it...... I broke her chance to finally do right.... I'm a jerk face."
  • Lightning Dust sits on a lone bench near an orcrid tree.
  • Lightning Dust begins to cry more.
  • Lucky landed on the first tree brench next to Lightning, and only stares in sadness, in regret of what he did.
  • Lucky: "Who's gonna help her buck up and feel better? Well, it can't be me, i was the one who did this, gah, i was so stupid! But then, who's gonna help her?"
  • Then Thunder Dust appeared and spoke to his daughter in confort.
  • Thunder Dust: Oh Lightning, you shouldent let what those people and Sister Jewel said back there get to you.
  • Lightning: "I can't help it. No matter what i do, they're never gonna stop. Being a wonderbolt was my only hope of finally proving myself to those people that i can do right..... But then, that rainbow pony ruined it for me! Now i got banned because of the Matchmaker! It's not fair! (crying) it's just not fair! I tried everything I could to fit it, but I feel like I belong somewhere else. 
  • Thunder Dust: Lightning, honey....
  • Lightning: It doesn't make any sense. (Leaves)
  • Then a familiar song from Hercules starts as Lighting wondered about when will her destiny will come.

(I know it's weird for a girl to sing a guy's song, but hey, we need to add Hercules/Mulan elements here.)

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(After both verses before the final reprhase)

  • Lightning stood in front of her Grandfather Shining's shrine.
  • Lightning: "Grandfather.... I need your guidence..... Will i ever belong anywhere? Well i ever be able to prove to everyone that, i can be good, like you?"
  • Lightning closed her eyes, and continued to shed tears.
  • (Taiku): And just when Lightning was about to lose hope.....
  • The Candle on the Dragon candle holder vaninshed.
  • The Shrine of Shining Dust began glow a spirital glow.
  • Lightning was surprised by the unexpected occurrence!
  • Lightning: "Wha, what, what's happening?!"
  • ???: Lightning.
  • Lightning: Grandfather?
  • Suddenly, strange spirital lights began to form.
  • This caused a frighten Lightning to fall on her back, and reverse crawl away from what is going on!
  • Suddenly the doors to the shrine closed.
  • Lightning Dust begins to panic.
  • Lightning: "Wha-what, what is going on?! This better not be one of your pranks, Speed!"
  • ??? This is not one of your brother's pranks I'm afraid.
  • Lightning now is really in a panic.
  • Lightning: "Then who are you?!"
  • Lightning closed her eyes in fear! She is normally a brave mare, but she has been caught in a helpless position and caught off her guard! She is also dealing with an unfamilier force.
  • Then Lightning opened her eyes as she sees the floating spirits of her grandfather and her ancestors.
  • Lightning Dust: "Gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-gh-gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-ghgh-GHOSTS?!"
  • Lightning fainted.
  • One of the ansisters: "I knew it! I knew it! Reveiling ourselfs to her was trouble at the start!"
  • The Ansister Next to her: "Don't look at me, it wasn't my idea!"
  • Shining Dust: "I know how to fix this."
  • Shining Flouts to the dragon candle.
  • Shining Dust: "Chow Mein, awake."
  • Suddenly, the candle holder dropped down, as smoke appeared as it began to bang around!
  • Then A Blue version of Mushu amerged.
  • Chow Mein: I LIVE!!!! SO TELL ME WHAT MORTAL NEEDS MY PROTACTION SHINY BABY! YOU JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'M THERE?!
  • Shining Dust: "Alchorse, well-"
  • Chow Mein: "And let just say something, anyone who dares threaten our family, VENEGENCE WILL BE MINE?!"
  • Lucky the luck sprite was also in here, hidden, who has been following Lightning Dust, is shocked by what he is seening.
  • Chow Mein is making acting growls!
  • Shining Dust: Chow Mein. We must inform Lightning of the prophecy about her destiney. But unfortunatly, she fainted.
  • Chow Mein: "So, i have to wake her up somehow? Now how am i gonna-"
  • Chow Mein sees Lucky.
  • Lucky: "Uh, i didn't see anything, i swear!"
  • Chow Mein: "Perfect!"
  • Chow Mein grabs Lucky, and turns his wings around like an alarm clock! Then Chow Mein holds Lucky to Lightning's ear, Lucky ringing like an actual alerm clock, causing Lightning to ster.
  • Chow Mein: Allright, rise and shine fainting beauty!
  • Lightning: "(Sterring) Oh, what's going on? Where am i- (Sees Chow Mein) AHHHHHHH! FREAKY TALKING LIZARD?!"
  • Chow Mein: Hey, Dragon! Dra-gon, not lizard. And I dont do that tounge thing like my cousin, Mushu.
  • Lightning: "But, your alittle, small."
  • Chow Mein: "Alchorse, I'm travel size for convinece! If i was my REAL size i wouldn't fit in this room right now!"
  • Lightning: "I'm dreaming. I got to be dreaming."
  • Lightning punched herself in the face!
  • Lightning: "OW?! Aw crap, this is actselly happening! This wouldn't have anything to do with the Matchmaker mess would it? I wasn't my fault! The Sprite got out and everything went to crud! I can't go to town for 5 months now because everyone hates me cause i'm not a wonderbolt cause that SLUT RAINBOW BITCH and now, even dead people and a little dragon are gonna judge me now!"
  • Chow Mein: "Hey now, i'm the family dragon guardian, why would why judge you girl?"
  • Lightning: "Just please be merciful! I took enough abuse today from the townspeople almost daily!"
  • Shining Dust: Look, Lightning Dust were not here to pass judgement on you.
  • Lightning: Your not?
  • Shining Dust: We have come to show you a propechy of a great evil which will soon happen. A propechy that will also change your unfortunate fate for the better.
  • Lightning: "Wait.... I thought great evils are suppose to, you know, make everything worse?"
  • One of the Dust Ancestors: Do you want your life to get better and find your rightful place in the world or not?
  • Lightning: I do.
  • One of the Dust Ancestors: Then pay atttention.
  • Shining Dust: "But we understand your curiosity. And, perhaps it is my fault for not explaining it better. I meant, AFTER the Great Evil has been defeated."
  • Lightning: "Oh, ok, that makes much more sense."
  • Shining Dust then used his spirital powers to create a vision of Prince Blueblood in cahoots with Team Nefarious, The Teen Dragons who bulleyed Spike and the Diamond Dogs.
  • Lightning: "Who's the tin weirdo?"
  • Shining: That Lightning, is Doctor Nefarious, the leader of a team of outcasted villains and he has a feirce reputation as a Darkspawn Lord.
  • Lightning: "Da-da-da-darkspawn lord? But, i thought they were all gone!"
  • Shining: Lightning, the Darkspawn are still around but they were defeated by the Devines and the couragous efforts of a kung fu Indigo Dragon and his friends, and have been sealed away in the Banish Realms untill the seal is broken by seven maidens of the purest heart. However, there are a few darkspawn that had escaped sharing their kin's fate.
  • Lightning: "But why is here? What does he want with Equestia?"
  • One of the Dust Ancestors: Shining is about to get to that.
  • Chow Mein: "But trust me on this, it ain't gonna be pretty."
  • Shining: What Nefarious wants with Equestria is part of his distrubing ambitions to merry one of the pure hearted maidens another one of his attempts to seize the methihorical key for the great generator, or what he claims to be the elements of harmony, and a conspiracy regarding this young stallion, Celestia and Luna's nephew, Prince Blueblood.
  • Lightning: "You mean that loser who screwed up the Gala? What good is that goofball to Tinface?"
  • Shining: Blueblood's newly made jealiosuy for Twilight Sparkle's ascention into Alicorn hood had grown to fierce and where jeailousy thrives, bad and terrible things will follow.
  • Lightning: "But..... What can i do to stop this? All i am is a screw up."
  • A Female Dust Ancestor: Here comes the part were stoping this evil changes your fate.
  • Shining: If Blueblood continues down this dark jealous path and trusting Team Nefarious untill it is too late for him, they will be defeated by the new elements of harmony which you are desdinted to be one of them.
  • Lightning: "Mah-mah mah ME?! An Element of Harmony barer?! I, i can't believe it! This is so cool!"
  • Chow Mein: "Freaking cool stuff, right?"
  • Lightning: "......I almost can't believe this.... Ok, what do you guys want me to do first?"
  • Shining Dust: "First, you must seek more improvement on your training with Bill, the trainer of the dust family. What you do after words, is up to you."
  • Lightning: "Get Bill to train me more.... Got it. But..... How am i gonna get to Canterlot?"
  • Shining Dust: "You'll find out soon enough when- (Drums are heard), Oh, right on time."
  • Lightning: "Who's on time?"
  • Shining Dust: "Celestia's royal curriors. Go Dust. desteny awaits."
  • The doors open.
  • Lightning smiles, and zooms out!
  • Shining Dust: "Chow Mein. I want to look after Lightning. She may require your protaction."
  • Chow Mein: "You guys can count on me!"
  • Lucky: "I want to help too! I wanna make up for making that mess happen!"
  • Chow Mein: "Hey, what makes you think YOUR coming?"
  • Luck Sprite: I'm basically a Luck Sprite. I'm kind of...well...lucky.
  • Chow Mein: Lucky? YOU? (Laughs) Do I look like a sucker to you?
  • Luck Sprite: More like a loser.
  • Chow Mein: What do you mean a loser? How 'bout I pop off your wings, and throw them across the yard, then who's the loser, me or you?
  • Luck Sprite: Still you, DORK!

Outskirts of town.

  • A colt in a drum tower, As regel looking Pegicous ponies appear, and land, gaining the attention of the town's inhapitnets.
  • Lightning Dust, Chow Mein, and Lucky watch in secret.
  • Among the crowd was Lightning;s family, Midnight Fate and the still-un-named friends, and Bill.
  • Suddenly, Princess Luna herself appeared in her night themed chariot and bat ponies.
  • It was the awe to everyone there.
  • Luna: Citizens of this fare community. I bring a message from Princess Celestia herself. She has finally chosen the final bearer of the last Original Element of Harmony: Courage. (Everyone is surprised) She has sent me to find this pegasus and bring her to this year's Grand Galloping Gala with the other 4 Bearers, which will aid the other 6 Elements of Harmony in their quest to keep peace in Equestria.
  • Lightning:...Wow.
  • Luna: This pegasus is rumored to have been a former Wonderbolt who was kicked out for reckless endangerment of the other recruits. Her name: Lightning Dust.
  • Unicorn Stallion: WHAT?!?
  • Lightning Dust: (Gasps) YES!!!
  • Earth Pony: Hold on a second! Why would Celestia choose her? She's clumsy, she's a total screw-up, and--
  • Lightning Dust: WAIT! (Zooms up) You can't question the Princess! She knows best! (To Luna) Your higness, I am the one you seek.
  • The Fat Minotaur appears and shoves Lightning away!
  • The Fat Minotaur: "Please reconsider, Lady Luna. That, freak, is nothing but a trouble-maker, and there-fore, unworthy to even-"
  • Luna (Royal Canterlot voice): "THOU DARE QUESTION THE WILL OF THE ALICORN PRINCESSES?! (eyes glow white) ANY AND ALL WHO QUESTION THE WILL OF THE SUN AND MOON WILL FACE A BANISHMENT WORTHY OF A DARKPSAWN! THOU ARE REQUESTED TO FORSAKE ANY PAST GRIVENCES AND MAKE AMENDS!"
  • Fat Minotaur: "But she reaked the town once. And assulted the Matchmaker! In what indecation, does that represent courage?"
  • Luna: "My sister's intentions may be hard to understand, but that does not imply she's wrong. Though we are not infalliable, we are not completely flawed either. Celestia, nor I, are not capable to hold grudges like mortals, OR the likes of you, minotaur. She, and her friends who are also choosen as the new elements are to be respected and hailed."
  • Fat Minotaur: "But, but, but, she'll end up breaking aparat Canterlot in a minute! You need to find-"
  • ???: "Enough!"
  • Mayor Jewel Dust appears again.
  • Mayor Dust: "I may had not defended my niece before, but this time, i will! And to offer a change in her sentence! Perhaps this, unexpected event, whether some of you would accept it or not, is a blessing in disguise. (To Lightning), My niece, as a personal apologie from me, you are lifted from your 5-month exsile. (Crowd groans). But, under the condition you are in a community service. Lightning, you must become an element barer, and finally prove to the unappreisated masses that you can do good, and finally do Shining honor. Never has a chance like this came, Lightning Dust. This is your oppertunity to shine."
  • Lightning hugged Mayor Dust in a full embraced.
  • Lightning: "Thank you for giving me another chance auntie."
  • Her family begins to come and praise Lightning Dust.
  • Bill came forword as well, so did Midnight Fate and Lightning's other friends.
  • Lightning looked at Midnight.
  • Lightning: "Midnight, this is an incredable break! I'm an Element barer!"
  • Midnight: "And the best part is, your not the only one!"
  • Lightning: "What do you mean?"
  • Midnight: Hello, your looking at another Element Bearer too. And so are your friends.
  • Lightning: "My gosh, no way! Helping Hooves?".
  • (Taiku): Ok, now's the time for me to introduce the mares who are Midnight and Lighting's fellow element of harmony bearers.
  • A green mare that resembles Applejack came forth.
  • Green Mare: "Yup Lightning, i got yer back!"
  • Lightning: "Kindheart?"
  • A Pink verseon of Rarity came forward.
  • Pink Mare: "Why darling, your not anywhere near wrong! We became Elelment girls!"
  • Lightning: "Even Sincere Fun-"
  • A Yellow Mare with her mane tamed down popped out of nowhere!
  • Yellow: "SURPRISE?!"
  • Lightning jumped!
  • Lightning: "You too, Funtime?"
  • Sincere Funtime the Yellow mare.: "We're surprised as you are!"
  • Kindheart the Pink Mare: "To be given such a grand position, it's the upmost honor!"
  • Helping Hooves the green mare: "If this doesn't make the townpeople realise you ain't bad at all, i ain't what will."
  • the town's people are just, stunned.
  • Midnight: "Well, you left them speechless at least."
  • Lightning: "This is the greatest thing ever guys! I'll, i'll come back just a minute, i got to thank Grandpa for really helping me out here!"
  • Lightning Dust zoomed away from the scene!
  • Luna: "Miss Midnight, when she comes back, tell her she is allowed to bring a few guests if she desires."

Dust Family shrine.

  • Lightning rushed in!
  • Lightning: "Grandpa, thank you for everything!"
  • Shining smiled.
  • Lightning: "I haven't feeled more empowered in my life! This is really gonna help me get on top! (hugs Shining Dust even dispite that he's a spirit) I won't let you down!"
  • Lightning lets go, and zooms off!
  • Shining: "Good luck, little Lightning."
  • Shining and the other ansisters vanished back into the shrines, as a reprhease of the same song before begns!
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Town.

  • Lightning lands.
  • Lightning: "Hey Luna, i was wondering, can i bring a few extra-"
  • Midnight: "Luna asked me to tell you that. Your allowed to invite a few guests."
  • Lightning: "How many?"
  • Midnight: "5."
  • Lightning: "Ok, then i want Hurricane, Speed, Bill, Chow Mein and Lucky to come with me."
  • Midnight: "Ok, i know well of thy brothers, and I knwon of a Bill, the trainer of your father and grandfather, but, who are Chow Mein and lucky?"
  • Lightning: "I'll explain later."
  • Midnight: "Very well, i understand."
  • Luna: "Miss Lightning, shall i offer the finest royal charriot to Canterlot?"
  • Lightning: "Thanks, but Hoofville is just a trek away from ponyville, which has a train station. Me, My brothers and 2 extra guests are capable of traveling solo. But you can give my friends the oppertunity."
  • Luna: "Your a brave and adventurious soul. Celestia's faith in your abilites are already justifived."
  • Lightning: "I might warn you i may be taking some time, i have to train for this!"
  • Luna: "The Gala is days away. Take what is nessersary."
  • Luna walks off, as she eschorts Lightning's friends to a royal charriot.
  • Lightning: "Now, to get Bill."

Bill's place.

  • Bill: "Absoluty not!"
  • Lightning: How come!
  • Bill: I'm way too old to get mixed up in this training stuff again.
  • Lightning: "But Bill, it's impourent! Grandpa came and told me i am destin for this!"
  • Bill was surprised by that statement...
  • Bill: "Shining Dust? Your Grandfather? What did he say?"
  • Lightning: "I'll tell you when i can, but i need your help!"
  • Bill: ".... Lightning, come with me to mu house, there's something i want to show you."
  • Bill walks in, Lightning follows.
  • Chow Mein and the Lucky were secretly following them in.

Inside.

  • Lightning looks around.
  • Lightning: "What is all this stuff?"
  • Suddenly Lightning hit her head on a ship mast.
  • Lighting: "What is that thing?"
  • Bill: "Careful, what was the mast of the Equestian Royal Navy ship!"
  • Lightning: The Equestrian Royal Navy Ship?
  • Bill: "Well duh! You didn't think i was just a poker night friend of your dad did ya? I trained alot of kinds of heroes. Wonderbolts, Equestian Milliterry forces, Warriors, the occational wrestler and and boxer. Alot of them succeed, come and go, and often either forget me or themselfs. None of them, were remotely like true heroes.... And then, there was your grandfather....... He was the greatest wonderbolt and war hero who served for the better of Equestia, he can jab, he can take a hit, can keep on coming..... BUT THOSE MASUGGINGA GEESE DURING HIS FINAL SHOW BEFORE HIS RETIREMENT?!"
  • Lightning glummed.... Knowing well of that event.

(It went something like this, but make the Sparkle Cola thing absint.)

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After flashback.
  • Bill sighed after he was forced to remember that event.
  • Bill: "Your father Thunder was nearly as good.... He gave an honor sacrivice to his continuing services of his wings to safe your mother..... But since both of them are gone now.... I basicly retired at this point.... I'll never be like my cousin Phil back in greece, he trained heroes that stood up against the Darkspawn.... But now, i'm just a sad old fart, who lost his dreams cause of constent disappointment."
  • ???: "Well what's stopping you from repersuing your dreams, man?"
  • Bill looked to see Chow Mein.
  • Bill: "DYAH!"
  • Chow Mein: "Oh, and before you say "Talking Lizard", I'm a dragon."
  • Bill: "........ Agh, what're you saying, shortcake?"
  • Chow Mein: "I'm saying, Lightning Dust is your best chance in more ways then one! Not only is she as fast as Shining and Thunder, heck, she's related to them! This could be your chance to be just as rekinised as your cuz, bro! You'll be a household name again!"
  • Bill: "......... I never thought of that........."
  • Bill goes outside.
  • Lightning, Lucky, and Chow Mein follow outside.
  • Bill stood on the leadge.
  • Bill: "Lightning....... I have, ALOT to say to you!"

(This plays as the training begins.)

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  • Bill: "Now your ready for anything kid!"
  • Lightning: "Now it's off to Canterlot everyone!"
  • Bill: "Now, could you tell me WHY this is so impourent?"
  • Lightning: "Tell you along the wat Bill!"
  • Bill: "Understandable, but now, IT'S OFF TO CANTERLOT!"
  • Lightning Dust, Chow Mein and Lucky cheered!

Taiku's-Dressing Room

  • Taiku: Well my friends, that is how Lightning became an Element bearer. But her quest is only beginning! Now she, her brothers, Bill, Chow Mein, and Lucky still have to get to Canterlot.... and they may've hit a minor snag on the way.....

Chapter 3: TheTrip to Canterlot/Familiar MU Faces Return/Prince Jerkblood Comes Back

Sky.

  • Bill (while riding on Lightning Dust with Chow Mein, while Hurricane and Speed are in tow with Lucky keeping up rather well): "Ok, just to be clear: A darkspawn robot secretly allied to Blueblood, and a gang of outcast villains and Diamond Dogs and Punk Teen Dragons are threatening Equestia? Well in that cause, you came in just in time Lightning. If defeating that tincan and exposing Prince Blueblood for the plotting against his aunts traitor he is doesn't get people to finallly realize and see that you can do good, then i would have no idea how to reslove it or what will."
  • A scream was heard!
  • Bill: "Sounds like your basic D.I.D., Damsel in Dis-(Lightning Dust charges forth to where the scream originated) STRESS?!"

Swamp.

  • Lightning, Her brothers, Chow Mein, Bill, and Lucky, look over a brush of bush to see what's wrong.
  • Suddenly, A familier wonderbolt struggles to get away, appearing to have a broken wing, as an armored, red look-a-like of Nessus the Centaur appeared. He was a giant, atleast bigger then normal Centaur standerds and a brute.
  • The Centaur: "Not so fast, sweetheart!"
  • The mare was reveiled to be Spitfire, as her wonderbolt costume was damaged.
  • Spitfire: "I swear Succrus, let me go now or i'm really gonna let you have it, you half-monkey brute?!"
  • Lighting: It's Miss Spitfire!
  • Sccrus the Centaur: "Damn, I love it when they're FIGHTSY?! Makes having my way with them all the more entertaining?!"
  • Bill: Alright, LD, this may be your chance to prove to Spitfire you're still worthy. But just be careful, you can't just barrel into a situation like an egotistical-- (Lightning flies up to Succrus)...Oh, C'mon!!! She's gonna lose points for this!
  • Succrus: So, how should this go down, babe?
  • Spitfire: LET ME GO, YOU STUPID FLIRT!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LUSTFUL GAMES!!!
  • Lightning: Hey, ugly! (Succrus looks down, and sees her) Drop her!
  • Spitfire: Lightning Dust? What are you doing here of all places?
  • Lightning: I'm trying to save you, of course!
  • Succrus looms over Lightning Dust.
  • Succrus: "Well, what's this? Another hot mare?"
  • Lightning: "Sorry, i don't date badland rejects like you, jerk-off!"
  • Succrus made an inquisive growl.
  • Lightning: "In fact, why the hell are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be forbidden to be here? I mean, from your armor, your clearly a badlands centaur, implying your some criminal or something, i mean, aren't the boarder guards suppose to keep creeps like you out?"
  • Succrus grabs Lightning with a tight grip!
  • Succrus: "Let's just say, someone was kind enough to have all the boarder guards captured! It was some kind of, weird robot with a glass dome, said that we are free to do what we very well please to Equestia, (growls), and i intent to have my share! I won't stop, till cute little mares like you, (growls), BECOME MY HAREM?!"
  • Succrus tosses Lightning Dust into a tree!
  • Lightning: "OW?!"
  • Succrus laughed uncontrollably!
  • Chow Mein: That has gotta hurt!
  • Lucky: You said it.
  • Bill: "Ayyyy?!"
  • Hurricane: "Oh that tears it, that freak's going down?!"
  • Speed: "Ain't no one gonna mess with our sister!"
  • Both Brothers: CHARGE!!!!!
  • Bill stops them both!
  • Bill: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD IT! SHE HAS TO DO IT ON HER OWN, OR SHE MIGHT NEVER PROVE HER WORTH!"
  • Lightning came through, as Succrus begins to approch her.
  • Bill: "Lightning! Quick! Get up and use your head?!"
  • Lighting: Oh right! More brain, less brawn. Now I got this!
  • Lightning zipped past Succrus repeatedly!
  • Succrus: "WHY DON'T YOU HOLD STILL AND FIGHT LIKE A HORSE?!"
  • Lightning Dust went up to the sky, but not to run, but to get a running or flying start to slam into Succrus. She flew fast enough that she headbutts Succrus into a waterfall!
  • Bill: "NICE WORK! EXSELLENTIE!"
  • Lightning Grabbed Spitfire and placed her with her Brothers and Bill.
  • Spitfire: "You.... You saved me? But, I don't normally expect disgruntled students to have my back, if anything, they would let me suffer."
  • Lightning: "Well, I guess am not really reckless or careless like that Rainbow Slut said, am i?"
  • Sounds of growls are heard as Succrus is seen charging!
  • Spitfire: "Uh, could we save this talk after Succrus is defeated?!"
  • Lightning Dust turns around.
  • Lightning: "Oh I see that ugly jerk?!"
  • Lightning charged forth!
  • Speed: You can do it, sister! Bash him!
  • Succrus tries to grab Lightning, but Lightning Dust quickly grabbed his neck and stranglehold him! Succrus struggles the best of his ability, but Lightning Effertlessly lifts Succrus and and slams him back into the water!
  • Spitfire: "How was she able to life Succrus like that?!"
  • Hurricane: "That, Ms. Spitfire, is the best exsample of a pony with pegici horse genes! She has the sheer power of 50 horses like me and Speed."
  • Speed: "That's nothing! She once threw a Hydra, the triditional big ones mind you, so high up, it almost went to space! He made a huge crash afterwords! Heck, just for fun, she once juggle ten Minotaur Bandits! And a mid-size Manitcore."
  • Spitfire: ".... I didn't know about that."
  • Lightning Dust was rodeo-riding on Succrus, who was bucking to get Lightning off of him!
  • Lightning: "YEE-HAW?!"
  • Chow Mein: "Always loved a good rodeo."
  • Lucky: "Never seen one done with a rouge Centaur before."
  • Hurricane: Come on, Lighting! Give him the Sizemic Dust Toss!
  • Succrus: "THE SIZEMIC DUST WHAT?!"
  • Speed: Show him, Lighting!
  • Lightning: "GLADLY!"
  • Lighting took Succrus sky high and spined him around the planet.
  • Succrus screamed!
  • Spitfire's jaw was agape!
  • Speed: Wait for it....
  • Spitfire: "T-t-t-t-there's more?!"
  • Succrus continues screaming as Lightning threw him in the ground and explosion of gold dust brusted. If you thought that was like the Sonic Rainboom, well let me tell ya, this is arguablity different, for this is the Dust Clan's legendary move.
  • All that was left of Succrus was a sholder piece of his armor, that was seen washing up to shore.
  • Spitfire: "Oh, sweet, Celestia..... You annialated Succrus like he was nothing! He was the Centaur's kingdom most dangerious criminal and one of the biggest enemies to Equestia, and you just..... Damn! I mean, pardon my languise but, DAMN!"
  • Spitfire picks up Succrus's sholder piece.
  • Spitfire: "How, how am i gonna explain this to Celestia?"
  • Lightning Dust: "Celestia sent you here?"
  • Spitfire: "Well, you see, Celestia got word that an uprising of badland exsiles began to invade Equestia, like something happened to the boarder guards. She had me and the wonderbolts, along with some of her best guards to combat them. At first, we just thought the Badlanders were just getting clever, but.... Succrus confirmed it. It was by Nefarious, the looney from space.... How am i gonna explain this to Celestia, on when the Gala is coming up!?"
  • Bill: "Well, believe it or not, what you just saw is but an exsample of what that tincan got himself into!"
  • Spitfire dropped her jaw again.
  • Spitfire: "You mean..... Your one of the new choosen Element barers, for the lost ones?"
  • silence.
  • Spitfire faced hoofed.
  • Spitfire: "MOTHER OF CELESTIA, I BUCKED UP BIG TIME?! Look, i promise i can re-instate you back to the Wonderbolts in a better time, but this is serious! I have to tell Celestia about this! Sorry i wasn't able to give a proper thanks, but, i, i gotta go!"
  • Spitfire tries to fly, but flops into the ground, screaming in pain!
  • Spitfire: "Aw, Celestia buck it! I forgot. That Tartarus condemned Man-horse stomped on my wing! I can't fly until it heals.... If it heals......"
  • Bill: "Don't worry, i hear there's a Zebra healer somewhere in this here forest that could fix that. We just have to know where to look."
  • Chow Mein: (To Lucky, Hurricane and Speed as Bill and Lighting helped Spitfire to Zecora's) I bet you guys anything that Nefarious' invasion has something to do with Blueblood's little plot against Celestia and the Gala involving that tincan and his gang.
  • Hurricane: "Maybe it's more then that. I hear talk that Blueface is not satisfied that a Unicorn named Twilight Sparkle got to be Alicorn and he didn't."
  • Lucky: "Really? Just how bad was his jealiousy that he pals up with evil aliens?"
  • Hurricane: Oh, hell, it was HUGE!!! I heard his screams from home. I also hear he has horrible behavior.
  • Lucky: How horrible?
  • Hurricane: He used a well-dressed mare as a shield from an oncoming cake.

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  • Lucky: Well, that wasn't very nice for a gentlepony.
  • Spitfire: "Lightning, that move you did, it was incredable. I only heard stories about the Dust clan sparkle, but, to actselly seen it, I, i didn't realised you were related to THAT Dust family! I thought you were a totally different dust."
  • Lightning: "Eh, it's a commen mistake. What can i say now, is that The Sizemic Dust Toss has slayed another evil."
  • Spitfire: "Lightning, i felt, stupid kicking you out..... I mean, granted, you did had a few, respondsability issues, but hey, it's a diamond in the rough senario, ya know?"
  • Bill: "Well, no hero is god-perfect. At least not any mortal ones."
  • Spitfire: "But still, how am i gonna tell Celestia about this?"
  • Lightning Dust: "Well, we could think of something."
  • While the heroes moved on, they were watched by a Robot Chicken, and a small blue robot with drills. this was none other, then the idiotic robots from that weird Sonic TV show, Scratch and Grounder.
  • Scratch the robot chicken: "Oh no! Did you just see that?!"
  • Grounder the small robot: "You mean, uh, that little pony beating up that centaur guy?"
  • Scratch: "Worse, stupid! That little pony not only litterally redused that beast into nothing, she turned out to be one of the element barers and they somehow know about Blueblood's plans! Our new master Nefarious is gonna be furious!"
  • Grounder: "Oh i'm sure he's not gonna be too mad."
  • Suddenly the two robots where knocked out by familar platypus as Major Monagram appeared on his watch.
  • Monogram: "Well, it's good to know one of the new elements is diffently a warrior of true valure."
  • Buzz Lightyear, and his crew, and Rachet appeared.
  • Booster: "But what do we do about them wanting to warn the heroes?"
  • Monogram: "We will have to inprovise. We will let them warn the heroes, but we also have to appear there as well to convince them to let the celebrations go as plan. We can't risk letting Nefarious discover we're onto him untill we strike after they make their move."
  • XR: "Well, at least no one would feel guilty about letting them being vulerable to a psyco mad-robot."
  • Monogram: "But at the same time, we also have to make sure the Benufactor Blueblood and any possable cohorts are prevented from finding out and warning Nefarious."
  • Mira: "Yeah, but first, what do we do with Dr. Eggman's former henchmen?"
  • Monogram: "They are now under offitcal O.W.C.A., Star Command, and High Council Custity."
  • Buzz: Allright, lets get these two back to HQ for questioning. The next thing we need is Blueblood and Nefarious getting suspecion that Miss Lightning Dust knowing about their little scheme agaisnt The Celestia sisters and the Gala and pull that desperate plan of their's.
  • With that, the ATNFF quickly fanished in a puff of smoke by Perry.
  • (Taiku): "Good news is that those idiot former robots of Robitnik were stopped, and Succrus was prevented from ever becoming a problem. Bad news, a worser old foe of the Dust Family is coming apawn hearing the news of the fall of the Equestian Boarder defence, but that's for later."

Zecora's hut.

  • Spitfire is resting as her wing is covered in a strange cream.
  • Lightning: "And that's what's going down."
  • Zecora: "I had sensed the pressence of a dark force from the far of Equestia's boarders the dark force is that of invaders from space. I fear they may present malvolent intentions , so once her wing heals, you all must make great haste."
  • Spitfire: "The sooner the better, miss Zecora. Celestia made me promise to give.... (Remembers Lightning Dust is here and that she clearly holds a grudge against Rainbow Dash) A speical somepony, a chance to preform with the wonderbolts on the gala. I don't wanna ruin her speical night."
  • Lightning: "Canterlot is hopefully not too far from here. Once Spitfire's wing heals, we'll take to the skies."
  • Bill: And Miss Zecora, I think we know who's the cause of the tincan's invasion at the Equestrian boarders, a jealious goyum Canterlot Prince named Blueblood.
  • Zecora didn't look shocked or surprised.
  • Zecora: "I had sense an uneasy enrgy from the prince. Most likely, he's doing this cause he feels wronged by Celestia's desidion to make Twilight Sparkle the new alicorn. Jealiousy, is truely a dangerious thing."
  • Speed: No wonder Dorkblood lost his mind by Celestia giving us the best thing that ever happened to Equesrtria and hired that tincan and his outcasted lackies.
  • Spitfire: "We can't afford to wait! (Gets up), Gah, anymore waiting is giving that Alien maniac a chance to- (wing strains) AAHHHH!!?"
  • Hurricane: Take it easy, Miss Spitfire.
  • Speed: Yeah, save your strength later untill you get better.
  • Spitfire: "But dangerious forces are-"
  • Zecora gently made Spitfire lay down again.
  • Zecora: "The gala is still a few moons and suns away, and evil won't attack until that very Gala. There is still time."
  • Lightning: "Just enough for you to heal up."
  • Bill: "Trust me, injured creatures do not last a minute out there in these crazy woods."
  • Hurricane: Don't worry, Miss. You can help us deal with the bad guys and that treacherous snake in unicorn prince's clothing when you're healed up and rested.
  • Lightning: "You got to trust us in this."
  • Spitfire really wanted to help Lighting counter the upcoming threat to make it up to her for booting her from the academy. But unfortunatly she had no choice but to rest and heal herself until then and her strengh returns.
  • Spitfire: "(Sighs), your right. I ain't in fighting condition. I can't risk perimently crippling this wing."
  • Lightning: Alright, Zecora? You do you think you can watch over her while we leave for Canterlot?
  • Zecora: I shall watch this unfortunate until her wing is better, and you may leave before things get badder.
  • Lightning: Good to hear that. (They all take off)
  • Spitfire:...(To Zecora) Do you speak in rhyme that much?
  • Zecora: No, but I do it almost all the time in the series.
  • Spitfire: Wow.
  • (Taiku): "I know some of you thinking that it may not be a good idea to leave without Spitfire to connfirm what they are going to say. Oh don't worry, Spitfire will heal hopefully quick enough to settle out things in time. But now, i think it's time Me and my friends enter the picture as well as us going back to the lougers who are still heading torwords Canterlot and would soon met with the other new elements of harmony."

On the train tracks near Canterlot.

  • A train is seen heading torword Canterlot.
  • Then we see Taiku wearing his panama jack hat and shades looking out the window while his seat is guarded by a few Minotaur bodyguards.
  • (Taiku): Ah, this is were yours truley and my friends finally come in. I've been waiting to show my friends to the louges as well as Spyro, Kairi and the people I worked with in my fictions. But i been it's been awhile since you seen my friends, right? Wanna remember who they are? Let's begin with Alice, not my girlfriend Alice but my colloge centaur princess friend since Eagle-Beak's little conspiracy back in Magic University.
  • Alice was in an exclusive suite with some Centaur servent boys giving her a hooficure and pedicure, as well as a facial.
  • Alice: Ahh, I can already tell this Gala will be great. I'm just so glad we centaurs will be able to show our faces in Equestria after that whole 'Pred Judu Des' incident last Easter.
  • Taiku: Yeah, that surely gave me nightmares.
  • Murray the Green Fat Dragon: (Eats a gemstone honey bun) Well, I can say, I really look forward to seeing Twilight again after 13 years.
  • Jimmy the Red Dragon: (Muffled) MURRAY!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!
  • Sid the Yellow Wyvern Dragon: Oh, yeah, dudes and dudettes. This is gonna be the best damn Gala in years. Not like the 2010 Gala. I even look forward to showing my effervescent glow to the affectionate mares there. I'll be as shiny as a hippocampus' scales.
  • Edgar the Ice Dragon: (Blows icey breath holes like he's smoking) A what?
  • Sid: Seriously, man? That's the scientific name for a merpony. You need to be into mythobiology more.
  • Murrey: "Hey Taiku, think Twilight will be able to remember us?"
  • Taiku: I bet she will and I cant wait for you guys to meet not just the louge, but the people I worked with in Dragonfire92379's fanfictions which started my fanfiction career thanks to you know who.
  • Murray: "Who?"
  • A crazed laughter is heard as items scatter and some ponies ran screaming!
  • It was Godfry the Mini Hydra! His head was seen in a pile of suitcases, where he was assumingly was hiding in the package storage.
  • Godfry: "OH THE PRANKING POSSABILIES ARE ENDLESS! (LAUGHS)"
  • Then Louis, Alice's assistant came in.
  • Louis: Real funny, Godfry.
  • Godfry: "Oh why are you looking at me like i just did something stupid?"
  • Taiku: Nothing, just randomly interupted our convernsation. And that you just scared innosent passingers that will no doubt complain to the conducter. Anyway Mur, who did you think was the reason I started my fanfiction career? Old Man Preddy himself.
  • Murray: "But i thought he hates you?  In fact, all mythic creatures for that matter."
  • Taiku: I know that, but his xhenophobic behavor and what he pulled last easter did one good thing. (Shows his friends a poster of the first fiction he started in as he continued) He unknowingly got me noticed.
  • Godfry: "You really went places Ku-ku!"
  • Louis: "You know Godfry, you should be worried about the conductor."
  • Godfry: "Oh why is tha-"
  • Conductor: WHO'S SCARING OFF THE PASSENGER'S?!? (Comes out as a muscular stallion) WHO DID IT?!? (Everypony except for the group but Murray pointed at Godfry)
  • Godfry: (Looking at Murray) Oh, thanks a--(The conductor grabbed him)
  • Murray: You're welcome, Godfry.
  • Conductor: WHAT GIVES YOU THE NERVE TO SCARE OFF THE PASSENGERS, YOU STUPID HYDRA?!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT THERE'S FILLIES AND FOALS HERE?!?
  • Godfry: (Blabber talks)
  • Conductor: Enough of your fancy talk! You're out of here! (Prepares to throw Godfry off of the train until Taiku stops him)
  • Taiku: HOLD ON ONE BURNING SECOND, TOUGH GUY!!! He's with us! He was just pulling a harmless prank, that's all.
  • Conductor: Pranks are strictly forbidden on this train!
  • Taiku: Since when?
  • Conductor: Since I legally established it. See? (Shows him a fake banner that says 'No pranks')
  • Taiku:...That's a fake! Hell, if you want it legally made, you need to take it up with the Princesses. And I can tell that THIS (Points at the words 'Celestia and Luna', which is supposed to be their signature) is absolutely NOT their signature. That's not their style of writing. THIS is what their style of writing is. (Shows him Celestia and Luna's REAL style of writing in the form of magic writing)
  • Conductor:...Uh...crap.
  • Taiku: Now unless you want me to take this up with the Princesses, I suggest you leave Godfry alone, get back to driving this train, and DON'T COME BACK UNTIL WE GET TO CANTERLOT!!! Got it?!?
  • Conductor:...Yes. (Leaves)
  • Godfry: "Oh thanks Tai-pow. I owe ya."
  • Taiku: "Well, your lucky i actselly know Celestia, otherwise, you would've had to walk to Canterlot."
  • Jimmy: "Hey, Taiku, it's great your such a celeberty since that Pred Judu Des mess in easter."
  • Murray: "Hey, uh, i'm confused, where's the others again?"
  • Taiku: "Well, thanks to Russel's bad negosiation skills, he and the others are in the second class cart."
  • Sid: "Then how did Godfry got into first class?"
  • Taiku: I was kinda thinking the same thing.
  • Godfry: "I put myself in as Alice's pet."
  • Louis: Funny, I dont remember Alice letting you being her pet, Godfry.
  • Godfry: "True, but the Con-dope-ters don't know that! I sign myself as the royal pet of Alice in all my travels! It's how i was able to get luxurious vacations to beauticul parts of the world, at no cost! I just asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and i go off scott free! I'm a genius!"
  • Taiku: You sly dog.
  • Alice: "GODFRY?!"
  • Godfry: "What? What're you getting getting upset with me for?"
  • Louis: (Smirking) Busted.
  • Godfry: "Come on, ain't your folks like, rich and stuff? I mean, a king and queen of centaurs, i mean, clearly your loaded right? So what's a few high prices of my excessive traveling?"
  • Taiku: Dude, your forgetting that Alice's dad is dead. He was killed in the cartoonian wars, the second one to be exact, remember?
  • Godfry: ".... Oops...... Ok, let me rephrease that. Isn't your mom rich and junk? I mean, a Queen of cen-"
  • Alice: Stop it! I dont wanna hear it! When the Gala is over, your gonna have to be honest with all the train stations you conned and pay off the dept.
  • Godfry: "Oh, just the train stations? Good, i could still get away with all my travelings involved with bus, dragon air travel, even some of my universeal trips. Not too punishing."
  • Alice: "......... YOU ALSO USED BUSES, DRAGON AIR, AND UNITED UNIVERSEAL TRAVEL?!"
  • Godfry: "Oh come on, how can you not get a good use of knowing someone who's rich?"
  • Alice: MY GOD, GODFRY, DON'T YOU REALIZE MY MOTHER IS CHEAP?!? She values her fortune so much, she harshly punishes those who mess with it! One time, she made a bet with this rich centaur, and she lost her fortune. But when it was revealed that he cheated, she had him AND his followers publicly executed, EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
  • Godfry: "Oh anyone knows Centaurs only use the old "off with their head" tactic. Not that i am fond of my naterol ability, but the perk of growing a second head or extra ones has it advantages."
  • Taiku: You are such an idiot, Godfry.
  • Murray" "But i thought Hydras do grow extra heads."
  • Godfry: But in all honesty, I do NOT want to have to regrow my head. That would mean that I would grow an EXTRA head. Honestly, the fact of THAT happening haunts me every night. I don't want an extra head! It'd be like living with extra me's! And I REALLY don't want that!

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  • Godfry: (Millions of heads are seen)...I HATE being a hydra!

Present 

  • Alice: "But you don't understand! My mother is a crazy, greedy, unreasonable tyrant that's too acustom of always getting her way! She won't stop until your dead, Godfry!"
  • Godfry: "Oh lighten up! It's not like Celestia would allow her to do such a thing to me. I have diplomatic amuunity."
  • Taiku: Froget it Al, if he wants to learn the hard way that conning gets you into trouble, let him.
  • Alice: At least your living the dream, Taiku.
  • Suddenly, in the distence, a regel looking dark armor wearing Female Centaur with a dark looking crown riding a charriot being pulled by two dragons that look like recolored versons Wispering Deaths from the How to train your dragon tv show. She pulled out a dark magic staff, and intents to harm a certain idiot Hydra. This was Alice's mother, known imfamously as the Dark Mark Queen.
  • Dark Mark Queen: "I don't care who dies in that train crash, the Hydra who steals my money must suffer!
  • The Dark Mark Queen zaps near the Train, causing a small earthquake 
  • Taiku: "WHOA?! THE JUNK?!"
  • Louis: "The junk was that?!"
  • Alice: That's mother's insane alter ego, The Dark Mark Queen.
  • Taiku: And I thought Luna's evil-half, Nightmare Moon was scary!
  • Murray: "Why is she called the dark mark queen? I thought Centaur's can't get cutiemarks?"
  • Alice: "It's because of her birthmark, it resembles an angel. An angel with two halfs.... That of good.... and evil...."
  • Godfry: "You mean like that magic card "Change of Hearts" in YU-GI-OH?"
  • Alice: You dont understand, Godfry. Mother has a jackle and hyde personality. When she is good, she is Benevolent Queen Abigal, but when someone messes with her, thats where her crazy, greedy, tyrranical half, the Dark Mark Queen comes in.
  • Taiku: "Translation, SHE'S FREAKEN TICKED OFF AT YOU YA IDIOT?!"
  • Godfry: "Ok, maybe i may had overlook that tiny slight flaw in my plans for free vacationing."
  • Taiku: "We got to get this train to go faster before she desides to shoot for keeps!"
  • Alice: "I'll get Gwen and the others to evacuate all the passingers..... (Annoyed) And Godfry."
  • Taiku: "Sid, i want you to go out there and play "catch me if you can" with Queen Jerk Mark! The rest of us can handle the train!"
  • Sid: "You got it bro!?"
  • Sid was wooting as he blasted out of the train!
  • Taiku: "Quick guys, let's make this work!"

Outside.

  • The Dark Mark Queen aims her staff at the train, intent on blasting it to kingdom come.
  • The Dark Mark Queen: "Say bye-bye, hydra! (chakles like a witch)"
  • Sid: Hey ugly!
  • The Dark Mark Queen looks at Sid.
  • Sid: "Bet you can't the broad side of the biggest Equestian Navy ship!"
  • The Dark Mark Queen shouts a battle cry as she fires dark magic at Sid, who dudges!
  • Sid: "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA?!"
  • Sid flew away fast!
  • Dark Mark Queen: "COWARD!"
  • The Dark Mark Queen made her dragons turn to the direction of Sid and chased him!

The train's engine room.

  • Taiku barged in!
  • Taiku disables the enginers!
  • Taiku: "Sorry, train's being attacked by a shadowy dark queen, saving lives here!"
  • Taiku grabs the speed switch and hits to maximum, causing the train to zoom!
  • Everyone screams as the train goes unbelieveably fast!

Outside.

  • Faint screams caught the Dark Mark Queen's ear, and she noticed the train escaping to canterlot!
  • The Dark Mark Queen: "I HAD BEEN TRICKED?!"
  • The Dark Mark Queen had her dragons changed torwords the direction of the retreating train, ignoring Sid completely!
  • Sid: "Aw man! I guess that's all i can do! I gotta warn Celly!"
  • Sid zoomed torword's Canterlot!

Tracks.

  • the train was still speeding near Canterlot, but The Dark Mark Queen is quickly catching up!
  • The Dark Mark Queen laughs maniacly!

Engine room.

  • Taiku: "When we get to the train station, that's when everyone makes a run for it!"
  • Jimmy: But how do we stop the train when it gets to the station?
  • Russel: Dont worry, Jimbo! Russel will get it!
  • Russel gets out, and gets ahead of the train just feet before the station!
  • Eddy: So, Taiku. Your a Luck Dragon right? Can you do something about changing Alice's mom from a homicidal witch to a normal centaur queen with your luck dragon powers?
  • Taiku: "Depends, do you think A level 99 Luck Dragon like me can handle a level 999 evil alternate personally?!"
  • Eddy: "..... I take that as a no?"
  • Taiku: When we run for it, pray to the devines. We might be meeting them soon if Sid desided to to get Celestia to help us, and he doesnt make it in time.
  • Alice: And Godfry, if a miracle turns my mom back to her benevolent self, you have to face her and apologize for what you did.
  • Godfry: "I just would like to say, I wish someone told me about this sooner! Then i should've pretended to be a pet of Celestia!"
  • Taiku and Alice groaned in annoyence!

Outside.

  • when the train reaches russel, he grabs the train, causing an instent slowdown! and stopped right near the train station.
  • The Dark Mark Queen drew close, as Taiku and friends, and the other passingers escaped the train!
  • The Dark Mark Queen interseted Taiku's group. her charriot landed. She got off, and released her dragons who were making menacing hisses and growls.
  • The Dark Mark Queen: "My victory is at hand, my pets. Now, my pets, destroy the others, but the Hydra is mine!"
  • The Dragons slithered around Taiku and Friends as The Dark Mark Queen approuched a cowerdingly Godfry!
  • Godfry: "My, your highness..... Uh, you know, they say black evil armor is way in today!"
  • James: Celestia help us!
  • The Dark Mark Queen's staff turns into a double edge pendulum battle weapon.
  • Godfry: "Queeny, babe, come on, your better then this!"
  • Eddy: Looks like Godfry's goose is offically cooked.
  • The Dark Mark Queen raised her weapon ready to stike the killing blow on Godfry. 
  • Alice: May the Great Devines have mercy on my idiot friend's soul.
  • A familier shout is heard, as The Dark Mark Queen looks over, and sees the lougers running in the background with the Mane 6!
  • Po: "WINGS OF JUSTISE!"
  • Po jumps off, but falls down, but was snagged by crane, as the louger land in a very dramitic way, fighting pose as Po was faceing the wrong way, but quickly correct this, as the Mane 6 appeared Via magic from Twilight.
  • The Dark Mark Queen: "What in the pools of the Syix is this?"
  • ???: "Let's just say, it is not your day yet again, Dark Mark Queen."
  • Suddenly The Dark Mark Queen Was hit by a bright light.
  • The Dark Mark Queen: NOOOOO!!!!!
  • The dark mark queen then changes into a regal centauress whereing a golden crown and has Alice's physical appearence but is more build then her duaghter, on her flank was an angel with two halfs, that of good and evil. The Dark Mark Queen had changed back into Queen Abigal. The Dragons that slithered around Taiku's group transformed into diffrent coloured Zipplebacks as Alice galloped to her mother.
  • Alice: Mom!
  • Queen Abigal: Oh. Where am I? How did I get here?
  • Skipper: "Well, that wrapped nicely and quickly in a nice little bow."
  • Celestia appeared as she landed.
  • Celestia: "Can someone tell me HOW did Abigal turned into the Dark Mark Queen again?"
  • Taiku: Well Princess C. Why don't you ask him! (Points an accusing finger at Godfry who gulped nearviously since he's in trouble now)
  • Celestia gave a disappointed, and annoyed groan.
  • Celestia: "Godfry, what did you do this time?!"
  • Godfry: "Ok, first of all, let's be clear that it wasn't intentional to turn Alice's mom into a witch queen, secondly-"
  • Taiku: (Face palms himself!) He sign himself as the royal pet of Alice in all his little travel schemes and got away with metahorical murder by asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and he got off scott free again!
  • Godfry: "I was getting to that!"
  • Alice: Honestly, Godfry. That conning habit of yours is going to get you into some serious trouble someday.
  • Murray: "But didn't it just did?"
  • Godfry: "Oh relax guys, like any of the traveling businesses are ever gonna catch on."
  • Taiku: Did I also forget to mention the traveling businesses Godfry also swindled?
  • Celestia: "Godfry, honestly WHAT in my mother's name am i gonna do with you?"
  • Godfry: "Oh like i said, they're never gonna be onto me!"
  • Taiku: He keeps saying that but he still doesn't learn!
  • Celestia just sighed. She, Taiku and Alice are just near the end of their rope with Godfry's Shenanigans. But now is not a good time to play the blame and shame game. Godfry will need to be punished another time.
  • Celestia: "Godfry, dealing with you will have to wait. A much more greater matter awaits."
  • Godfry: "Well, plenty of time to make a go explanation no doubt. I have alot of hilarious ideas for the Grand Galloping Ga- (Suddenly, he is dragged by a group of raggity clothing goblin warriors.) Hey what the?! Hey what is this?! Who do you weirdos think you are?!"
  • A taller goblin appeared. He has a breasplate armor, slightly ripped black pants, spiked collars on his arms, and most shockingly, his left hand is replaced with a chain saw!
  • Godfry: "Whoa! And i been told Canterlot was a decent neightberhood!"
  • the Chain saw goblin: "SHUT YER YAP IN THE PRESENCE OF THE IGNORED RIGHTFUL NEW ALICORN PRINCE BLUEBLOOD'S SECRET POLICE, NO-BACK-LEGS?!"
  • Godfry: "Uh, yeah, you guys ain't a very good secret police if your out in broad daylight, don't ya think? (Laughs out of control?!)"
  • The Chain Saw goblin punched Godfry!
  • Godfry: "OW?! THEY THAT'S ASSULT, BUSTER?! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE SIR, BUT I AM AN EQUESTIAN CIDISEN?!"
  • The Chain Saw Goblin: "Then allow me to introduse myself, no-back-legs... They call me, Captain Cut-lin. On account of the fact i'm a goblin, and i have THIS!"
  • Captain Cut-lin the chain saw goblin demonstracts his chain-saw hand!
  • Godfry: "I bet that thing gets you in trouble with dragon air security like alot! One time, they couldn't even let me board a dragon with a rubber chicken, could you believe tha-"
  • Captain Cut-lin grabs Godfry by the throat!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "All right, you bloody stupid hydra! Your under arrest for mass scamming of public transferations, whicn includes but not limited too, the trainstations, dragon airlines, the public bus, taxis, and even the United Universeal spaceports, and the causing of the Dark Mark Queen to come back?! You are set with a trail with his majusty Blueblood himself!?"
  • Suddenly, more "secret police" goblins appear as an imperial sounding march song is heard, as a familier white staillian is seen walking across the street as a line of Goblins saluted Blueblood.

(This would be the song)

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  • (Taiku): Well folks, here comes Prince Bad News himself, the "Phoney" Alicorn King who's reign will be short lived and who's jealiously for Twilight's Allicornhood is the main reason Dorkfarious and his lakies almost got their hands on Kairi. And that would be the self centered arrogant nephew of Princess C. Blueblood, though, as you noticed, he's becomeing more like Farquaad then the unicorn prince you've known in 2010. And your wondering why he has a secret police force? Let's see, huh?
  • Prince Blueblood: "Well, Captain..... What have you and your men captured this time? A thief? A robber? A cat Burgler? AN ASSASSIN!?"
  • Captian Cut-lin: Just a bloody swindler of a hydra who scamed no less then 5 transportaitions. Not to mention he almost caused the Dark Mark Queen to come back!
  • Blueblood glared angerly at Godfry!
  • Blueblood: "How dare you, almost causing a great threat to equestia to come back and destroy us all, for mere cons no less?!"
  • His pet raven (who was the same raven from before) lands on Blueblood, and shares his angry gaze!
  • Blueblood: "That makes you a danger to this glorious kingdom?!"
  • Godfry: "Well, tecnecly, in all honesty, your not really a king."
  • Cut-lin growled, scaring Godfry into submission.
  • Cut-lin: That may be stupidly true, but Lord Blood of Blue was referring to Celestia and Luna. It's THEIR kingdom, and they entrusted him of keeping peace in Equestria not too long ago, which in term, is where we come in. I am the captain of the Goblin Law Enforcement Agency. GLEA for short. And the crime you have caused for as long as I can remember shall NOT go unpunished. You're coming with us.
  • Blueblood: "You are going to be sentenced to a lifetime of horrendus torture!"
  • Celestia: A lifetime? Wait a second, Blueblood! That's a little too far! Only I have the right to exceed eternal punishment. Plus, I cannot let you torture this poor soul.
  • Godfry: Yeah, I have diplomatic immunity. You can't arrest me.
  • Cut-lin: Oh, really? LIAR!!!
  • Godfry: I'm not lying! I talked to Celestia about it years ago.
  • Blueblood: Diplomatic immunity is for those in power only. Commoners like you are not allowed and are strictly prohibited from having that kind of immunity.
  • Godfry:...Um...(Chuckles)
  • Cut-lin: Okay, wise guy, you're coming with me! (Chains up Godfry)
  • Celestia: NO! Cut-lin! I forbid you from doing this!
  • Cut-lin: Your highness, this hydra has broken strict laws, and must be punished.
  • Celestia: I said you're NOT doing this, and that's final. Now let him go before I fire you. And as for YOU, Blueblood, I expect MORE from commanding the GLEA than eternally torturing a poor defenseless soul. I expect sympathy, and to discuss sentency of people with me BEFORE you torture them. Am I clear?
  • Blueblood:...Yes, your highness.
  • Celestia: The next time I hear of you doing such a foolish act again, you will no longer be allowed to attend this years Gala.
  • Blueblood:...I understand.
  • Celestia: Seriously, what is with you? You have been acting this way for a long time. Is this because of your jealousy of Twilight? You think you can just do things like this all just because you didn't become an Alicorn long ago? Well, I'm sure you remember Sunset Shimmer, don't you? Let's just say Twilight had quilites neither you and Sunset had to become Alicorns.
  • Suddenly, a griffin that is wearing a purple business suit that has a Hawk's head appeared.
  • Griffin: "Oh, you mean that "Friendship is magic" garbage, do ya?"
  • He was followed by a Goblin in a black regel suit wearing glasses, has a small buck tooth, and has a small hunch and mantis like posture.
  • Goblin: "Nothing personal on that Celestia, but the rest of the universe doesn't think so highly about friendship like that. To non equestians, it's just an allience with a cute pet name, to coin a norman prhase."
  • Blueblood made magic hands appear that grabs both the mouths of the duo.
  • Blueblood: "Griff Griffinshire, Prime Minister Gob Linston, do remember your manners!"
  • Griff: Mmm-hmm! (Blueblood lets go of their mouths)
  • Blueblood: She means well, so you shouldn't judge her beliefs. And neither should I. I assure you, Celestia, it won't happen again.
  • Celestia: Good to hear. Now kindly let Godfry go.
  • Blueblood: "Sorry Cut-lin, i guess there's no torture this time around. The hydra practicly got away with the biggest con in Equestian history!"
  • Captain Cut-lin growls.
  • The Goblins back off.
  • Godfry: "See, what did i told ya guys? Diplomatic Immunity."
  • Griff: "Oh great, another criminal given the easy pass to avoid justise."
  • Gob: "Oh how can Celestia be sure he won't just go back conning transportation businesses again and put another rich family in dept?"
  • Celestia: Don't worry. I'll let Taiku and his friends watch over him from now on in case he thinks of doing it again.
  • Taiku: You have our word, your highness, we'll make sure he doesn't do it again. Right, Godfry?
  • Godfry: Yup.
  • Alice: Now, Godfry, I think you owe my mother an apology. And mother, I think YOU owe HIM an apology for letting your cheapness turn you into Dark Mark Queen.
  • Godfry: I'm sorry for this deception, your grace. It's just that...my family is a bit poor and can't afford to let me go to Canterlot with the rest of my friends. That's why I used your daughter to help me. Of course, I never knew you were cheap with your wealth.
  • Queen Abigal:...I'm sorry as well. I admit, I have done awful things in the past like harshly punishing a cheater in front of his own family, and...I don't know. But since I feel guilt for my actions, I will be more than happy to help your family in this time of crisis so this incident never happens again.
  • (Taiku): Yeah, I suppose you're wondering how the Dark Mark Queen came to pass before. Sorry, this isn't relivant to our story about a psyco robot and Bluebloo attacking the Gala for power, so back to our story.
  • Blueblood: "Well, now that's out of the way, there are bigger fish to fry, isn't that right, MISS RARITY?!"
  • The Goblins grabbed and dragged a stuggling Rarity to Blueblood!
  • Blueblood: "A few years ago, you assulted in the last Gala and made me look like a fool! My reputation shattered! Ponies began to hate me! Your sentience for assulting royalty? DEATH?!"
  • Rarity gasped!
  • Blueblood: "Bring in Claddor!"
  • Screams that sounded like Thumber from A big's life are heard. they see a really tall, menacing Goblin in a ripped business suit, sharp fang-like teeth, and is restanted by more Secret Police Goblins by the chains embedded into his back! This was Claddor! He looks at Rarity, and he roars as he slowly was trying to get to rarity with the goblins doing what they can to keep him from going faster!
  • Blueblood grabbed Rarity by magic, hold her in midair, and started to move torwords a bloodthristy Claddor!
  • Rarity begans to panic as she fruitlessly struggles
  • Blueblood: "What's the matter, miss rarity? Not a goblin fan?"
  • Claddor begins to roar wildly as he gets closer to Rarity!
  • Rarity screamed as she closed her eyes
  • Blueblood: "You don't like Claddor?"
  • Rarity: (Squeals) NOT THE MANE, NOT THE MANE!!!
  • Celestia: BLUEBLOOD!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MY MADE UP BEARD ARE YOU DOING?!? First you try and torture a hydra, now THIS?!?
  • Blueblood:...Uh...
  • Celestia: That's it! I've had it with your unacceptable behavior! You are hereby BANNED from this year's Gala!
  • Blueblood: Wait, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to--
  • Celestia: No! I won't get into this discussion any longer! I don't want to see you at my Gala, or I'll have no choice but to ban you from Galas for life! In fact, you don't deserve to become an Alicorn after such an act. Now get your flank back to Canterlot and don't show yourself for the rest of the night!
  • Blueblood: But, but, but, but--
  • Celestia: (In royal voice) NOW!!!
  • Blueblood: (Teleports away)
  • Claddor was roaring at Rarity, promping her to make a run for it!
  • Cause of the delfeliment, the goblins dragged a angered Claddor away before things get worse!
  • Griff: "Well, letting a con man getting away with a crime was one thing, but allowing someone who assulted royalty go unpunished?"
  • Gob: "I'm starting to question Celestia's ruling abilites."
  • Griff: "Yep! Ever since that Pred Judu Des mess, our justise system became a joke. All thanks to that Friendship garabge."
  • Gob: "Friendship is magic eh? More like "Friendship is a policitcal waste of time"!"
  • Griff: "Who to thunk it that Celestia ended up becoming the WORSE thing to happen to Equestia since that nutcase Discord and his more insane brother Mayhem!"
  • Gob: "Oh, like she'll take us seriously! She hasn't done it before, she won't now!"
  • Gob got on Giff. Griff flew off.
  • Captain Cut-lin made a milliterry pose to make the Secret Police Goblins leave.
  • Twilight: HOW DARE THEY INSULT AND QUESTION THE PRINCESS?!?
  • Celestia: Never mind them, Twilight. They may be a great police force, but they're basically big jerks. They've criticized and questioned me many times, and I've gotten used to it. They'll learn soon enough.
  • SpongeBob: Well, that was a pretty uncoincidental way to introduce us to Taiku's friends.
  • Phil: (Sees Princess Alice) Wow! Would you look at THAT pretty face? I knew Alice was pretty when Twilight told us about her, but I never knew she was THAT pretty.
  • Alice: And I never knew it would attract a little midget like you and it wouldn't attract my old love interest Brandon EVEN when he broke up with Clare 13 years ago.
  • Phil: MIDGET?!? NOBODY CALLS ME A MIDGET!!! (Attacks Alice on her front left leg, but it doesn't hurt her)
  • Alice:...Is this the infamous Shell Lodge Squad Taiku was talking to us about?
  • SpongeBob: You got that right, pony-cheeks. So tell me, are your birth marks your kind's version of cutie marks?
  • Alice: Well, a bit. The only difference is that we're born with them. Our centaur religion says that ancient Gods choose our talents and skills, and give us these birth marks when we're born to show them. It's a bit like fortune-telling.
  • Icky: "Interesting stuff babe."
  • Rarity: (Shrugs) I knew Blueblood was a jerk, but I never knew he was THIS much of a jerk. Plus, that crazy feral goblin split my mane! Not to mention he has TERRIBLE hygeine! His breath smells like golem poop!
  • Golem: (Not the Earth Golem, the mythical creature) HEY!!!
  • Rarity:  I swear, if he breathes on me one more time, I am gonna puke!
  • Icky: "Wow was he angry. Did you really assulted him?"
  • Golem: No one's asking her to talk about our droppings!
  • Icky: "I WASN'T ASKING YOU, JERKASS?!"
  • Icky pulls a lever, sending the Golen flying!
  • Rarity: "If you were talking about if i ever physicaly attacked Blueblood, then no! All i did was getting him dirty and he tripped over like a kluts! Just how is getting someone dirty assult?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, i hope there isn't a mare actselly looking forword to seeing him at the Gala, cause she would be disappointed."

The royal carrage.

  • Kindheart: "I am postively looking forword to the handsome and regel Blueblood?!"
  • Midnight Fate: "Uh, Kindheart, i know you had idolised Blueblood, but, he has not gained himself a popular reputation as of late."
  • Kindheart: "So some unworthy mare named "Rarity" wasn't the gal for him. Perhaps he brought forth the controversy cause he's holding out for, "The One" Mare! The Mare that'll be his true heart's desire!"
  • Sincere Funtime: 'Wow, fangirl much?"
  • Helping Hooves: "You propbuly shouldn't hype yourself Kindheart, i doubt he would still be welcomed to the Gala this time around cause of the mess last year."
  • Kindheart: "Oh i think the only ones who would get kicked out are the Mares who are really respondsable for the downfall, this "Rarity" included."
  • Midnight: "Actselly, Kindheart, about that, I-"
  • Helping Hooves stopped Midnight.
  • Midnight: "Let her learn the hard way."
  • Sincere Funtime: So are we there yet?
  • Midnight: "Canterlot is not to far now, i promise thy this. We are gonna to meet Celestia and some honored guests in the gardens. And I'm excited to hear alot about Taiku's fanfiction career.

Chapter 4: The Violent Reunion of Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust/A Childhood Death.

Canterlot gardens.

  • The Mane 6 and the lougers were at the garden as a carrage pulled by pegicous guards is seen coming.
  • Pinkie: I can't believe it! We're finally gonna see the new bearers of the Old Elements of Harmony! I got my hooves shined just like Rarity's for the occassion. You like?
  • Rarity: I certainly do.
  • Twilight: Well, Celestia hasn't exactly shown them to me just yet, so let's just keep calm.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, I prefer we not ruin our introductions like a bunch of netwits, and just put our 'nice to meet you' faces on.
  • Pinkie: I hope one of them is like one of us! That would be so cool!
  • Twilight: Celestia told me the bearers have common characteristics that are both positive and negative, but are still perfect for the jobs. They are almost all friends, too.
  • Sandy: Well, here they come now. (Celestia appears)
  • Celestia: Alright, everyone. Here they are. (The 4 bearers are seen)
  • Icky: "Hey, i only count four!"
  • Celestia: "The 5th one desided to travel by her own terms."
  • Twilight: "MIDNIGHT!"
  • Midnight: "Twiliy!"
  • Twilight and Midnight embraced themselfs.
  • Applejack and Helping Hooves exsamined eachother.
  • Applejack: "Are you Applpaloosa folk?"
  • Helping Hooves: "I was, but I went on to greener pastures to Hoofville."
  • Applejack: "You mean that town from far on the other side of Everfree forest?"
  • Helping Hooves: "Yep, i see how that would be difficult for tourests to visit more."
  • Pinkie Pie was bounding around Sincere Funtime.
  • Pinkie Pie: "HI! I'M PINKIE PIE! AND I LOVE PARTIES!"
  • Sincere Funtime: "Hey, i love parties too!"
  • Pinkie: Really?
  • Sincere Funtime: Yeah! I--OOOOOHHH, look at how big the moon is tonight!!!
  • Rarity: (Takes a look at Kindheart) Oh, you look just ravashing. Tell me, where did you get that amazing sense of style?
  • Kindheart: Uh...who are you?
  • Rarity: Why, I am Rarity, the greatest fashion designer in Ponyville.
  • Kindheart: You mean that poorly outcasted mare that Blueblood rejected? UHGH, what a waste!
  • Rarity: EXCUSE ME?!?
  • Kindheart: "Obviously you weren't right for him if he pretended to be a jerk cause he's too gentlemenly to just tell you he's not interested and was holding out for the right Mare.... Which is me."
  • Icky: "....... Holy crud..... Lady, have you got your horses crossed."
  • (Taiku): You know folks, first impresions are very important, especally in the most short of rough starting kind of way.
  • Kindheart: "And i could plainly see why he didn't went for you! Purple and White, such conflicting colors! Had that mane been black or your coat blue, it would make sense, but i don't see such here."
  • Rarity: "Wha-wha-wha-"
  • Kindheart: "And goodness, have you been indulging yourself in sweets lately? Your starting to get fat!"
  • Lougers: "OOOHHHH!?"
  • Rarity: "OH YEAH?! WELL, PINK IS A STUPID COLOR?!"
  • Pinkie's hair suddenlt deflats, and she begins to cry!
  • Rarity: "Uh oh. BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU PINKIE!"
  • Pinkie's happy mane comes back!
  • Rarity: "That's it sister! You! Me! FIGHT?!"
  • Rarity and Kindheart began to make cat sounds and hisses!
  • Icky: "Why are they suddenly cats?"
  • suddenly Rarity and Kindheart began to Pony kung fu cat fight!
  • Banzai: "WHOA-HO-HO! LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY KUNG-FU CAT FIGHT AFTER ALL!"
  • Icky: "Aw yeah, a guy could enjoy this!"
  • Suddenly, male pony guards appeared and woot and cheer for the fight!
  • Icky: "Ya see?"
  • Guard: "ALL RIGHT, A  CAT FIGHT?!"
  • Rarity and Kindheart kung-fu fight as they still made cat sounds!
  • Iago: (To the guards) Not helping here, boys!
  • Lord Shen: "Yes! Our male lougers have learned to have a sense of class, and decenty..."
  • Banzai was seen holding bets!
  • Banzai: "DO I HEAR 50, 50 BITS?! 58 BITS?! 900 BITS?! 70 BITS ON RARITY, 1823 BITS ON THE PINK PONY, DO I HEAR 33 BITS, DO I HEAR-"
  • Kairi: Well, you know, most of them.
  • Suddenly, Kindheart and Rarity began to pull eachother's manes!
  • Kindheart tears a huge chunk of Rarity's mane when she tripped by accsident!
  • The Lougers: "OHHH!"
  • The Ponies: "(Gasps)"
  • The Guards cheered uproariously!
  • Rarity: "MY MANE?! IS MY MANE OK?!"
  • Icky: "Are you kidding, your freaking bald."
  • Applejack punches Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • Rarity: "MY MANE IS RUINED?! (TURNS ANGERLY TO A NOW REGRETFUL KINDHEART) YOUR DEAD, BITCH?!"
  • Rarity stolen a sword from a guard!
  • Kindheart panics and took another sword from another guard!
  • the two began to sword fight!
  • Banzai: "Heyo! Now the kitties are baring claws! That's 200 bits extra in this death match exstransiganza!?"
  • Spongebob: (To Kairi and Shen in worry) Shouldent we do something to brake this up.
  • Banzai: "Ah, let them fight! I am raking in the cash! I am nearly over 1000 bits!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Hey Banzai, any chance i could get a cut of the profits?"
  • Rarity grabs Kindheart's tail, and cuts it off, leaving a tiny tuff where the real, tiny tail is hidden.
  • Kindheart: "AHHHH! MY TAIL?!"
  • Rarity: "NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO QUEEN OF HEARTS ON YOUR ASS?!"
  • Rarity and Kindheart resumed sword fighting!
  • Shenzi, who is more decent in some sense, hits Banzai on the head with a mallet along with Mr. Krabs.
  • Kindheart trips again!
  • Rarity prepares to deliver a death blow!
  • Rarity: "NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE, WHORE?!"
  • ???: "JUST WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, YOU PSYCO?!"
  • Suddenlty, Lightning appeared and rush kicked Rarity straight into the guards!
  • The sound of Bowling pins being hit was heard!
  • Icky: "STRRRRRRRRIKE?!"
  • Kindheart: "Lightning Dust, oh dearest of friends! You saved me from that terrorable socal outcast Rarity!"
  • Lightning: "That crazy slut didn't hurt you, did she?"
  • Kindheart: "Just my pride...."
  • Lightning: "Well, your lucky I was here to help. Good chance that psyco can't be with the elements of harmony."
  • Midnight: (To Shen) Mr. Peacock. While this gets even more brutal, could you and the rest of the lougers excuse me, Twilight, Spike, Taiku, your purple dragon friend, your neice and leader for a few hours?
  • Lord Shen: "Young Lady, anything you have to say to them, you can say IN FRONT OF ALL OF US?!"
  • Rainbow Dash panics, and tried to sneak away, but it was too late, Lightning saw her!
  • Lightning: "YOU?!"
  • Rainbow Dash gulped.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Uh, hi Lightning..... Uh, no hard feelings?"
  • Lightning grabbed a rock, and crushed it with her hooves in one swift crush!
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Aw, shit."
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed out of there, Lighting followed in fast persuit!
  • Lightning: "COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MARE, YOU TECNOCOLORED WHORE?!"
  • Icky: "Aw crud you guys, Lightning's back and here to seek revenge! We can't introduse our selfs to the Elelment of courage while that maniac is on the lose?!"
  • Kindheart: "You rude squeaker, that "Maniac" IS the element of courage?!"
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Lord Shen: "Miss Midnight, kindly explain now?!"
  • Midnight: It is kind of a long story.
  • Icky: "Well, start explaining, I don't think Dashie could outrun Riod-rage for long!"

Meanwhile, on the streets of Canterlot.

  • Rainbow Dash was still getting away of the still gaining Lighting Dust! Lighting is till pretty ticked off of Rainbow Dash ever since that time at the Wonderblot Acadamey and she suffered everything she'd been through because of it.
  • as the chase ensured, it caused watton destruction to various objects in the way of the chase, to the panic of Canterlotian residents!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Come on Rainbow Dash, you need to lose her somehow! There has to be one thing not even she is capable of..."
  • Lighting: YOU CAN'T KEEP OUTFLYING ME FOREVER!!! YOUR FLANK IS MINE!!!!!
  • (Taiku): Woah! What an attitude!
  • Rainbow Dash remembered the Sonic rainboom! This is here only chance to lose Lightning!
  • Rainbow Dash started to boost up more speed!
  • (Taiku) Ok, folks, where comes the part where the catfight and chase REALLY gets out of hand!
  • The chase escalates as this song plays!
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  • Rainbow Dash starts to go faster and higher above Canterlot!
  • But Lighting caught her before she got any higher and faster and did the Sizemic Dust Toss!
  • BLAM!
  • Rainbow Dash is seen laid into the ground.
  • Luckly, Rainbow Dash is still alive, but wounded greatly. the feathers in her wings have been vaporised, holes are seen on her skin, she got bruzed in her eye, and Rainbow Dash was bleeding in the eyes and mouth.
  • Rainbow Dash was in a realm of disbeif..... Someone, actselly outpassed the Sonic Rainboom. It was her only hope.... and she was robbed of it.
  • Rainbow Dash struggled back up to her feet.
  • Lightning Dust only flouted above the weakened Rainbow Dash.
  • Lightning: "Your more duriable then i thought. I once did the Sizemic Dust Toss on a rouge Centaur on my way here, and all that survived was a piece of his armor... Shoulder blade if i can recall correctly."
  • Rainbow Dash relucently realised she was in no condition to fight, let alone to continue running. She had no choice but to surrender.... But wait, she realised something. Did Lightning Dust just said "Sizemic Dust Toss"? That legendary move is known only to the legendary dust clan...... Then it hit Rainbow...... She had wronged a member of that very clan. A family, with Pegicious horses in the family generations and genes, and birthed the legendary Shining Dust of the wonderbolts and the famed milliterry hero Thunder Dust.
  • Rainbow Dash coughed, as she is about to speak.
  • Rainbow Dash: "You mean, your, your, (coughs), your a member of THE Dust Family?"
  • Lightning: That's right! I'm a member of the dust clan. You have no idea what I been through because of you that day at the Wonderbolt academy.
  • Bill, Hurricane, Speed, Chow Mein and Lucky arrive on the scene.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, i, i didn't know you were one of the dust clan, i swear! I thought you were just a pony with dust as a regular name! (Coughs), i mean, Dust is actselly a fairly popular name, like Twinkle Dust, Sprinkle Dust, Tickle Dust, Pickle Dust, Pepper Dust, Hell, even Dusty Dust. It's a commen name, ya know."
  • Lightning: "Well MY Dust Family differs ftom those Dusts. Now, your gonna sit down, and listen to a tale of what you did to me ever since that day in the academy."

Flashback.

  • We see a series of Lighting's misfortunes since her boot from the acadamy up untill the incident with the Matchmaker.
  • (Lighting): "Because of you, i lived in pain and suffering of the town thinking i was some disgrace. The Wonbolt acadamy was my hope, of redeeming myself of accsidently breaking the town once during a market run, but you ruined that. Now i got to be an element of Harmony, that of Courage after Granpa Shining told me of a propechy that's going to change my fate for the better, and I saved Spitfire from a rouge centaur named Succrus."

Reality.

  • Lightning: "And now, i finally honor my family's name by punishing the pony respondsable for dishonoring the Dust clan! Any last words before i have you dragged away in a bodybag?"
  • Bill then noitced Rainbow Dash crying in regret at what she did to Lighting even if she didn't know she was a member of the Dust Clan.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, please! I didn't know! I was a big fan of your grandpa! When he died of that goose accsident, i was crying like a foal! He was my inspiration to become a wonderbolt! I dreamed about becoming a wonderbolt because of true greats like him! You got to believe me!"
  • Lightning was surpirsed, then got angry!
  • Lightning: "You dare be a fan of my grandfather, and YET YOU GOT HIS GRANDDAUGHTER KICKED OUT AND RUINED HER CHANCE TO PROOF TO ALL OF HOOFVILLE SHE CAN DO GOOD?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "You got to understand! I didn't realise you were of the Dust Family! I thought you were just some overly ambitiious pony who gets reckless?!"
  • Lightning: "DON'T SAY THAT! I BEEN TOLD I'M NOTHING BUT A TROUBLE MAKER SINCE ALL THOSE MISTAKES! But my grandfather alone wasn't my prime inspiration to become a wonderbolt... I had an inspiration, greater then even family honor.... The honor, for a friend i cared very much since childhood."
  • Rainbow Dash: "A friend?"
  • Lightning: "A friend.... (tears began to be shed), who died... from a horrorable and rare wing deseise."
  • Rainbow Dash gasped.
  • Rainbow Dash: Okay, well...what happened?
  • Lightning Dust: I just...I just don't wanna talk about it! It's too sad for me to bear! (Starts crying)
  • Rainbow Dash: C'mon, don't be such a...(Coughs)...foal. You can tell me anything.
  • Lightning Dust:...(Sighs) Fine. Here it is...

Flashback

  • (Lightning Dust): Years ago, long before I joined Wonderbolt Academy, I still wasn't that much of a popular pony. Everyone liked to bully me. They always called me rude names like 'Lightning Bust' or 'Dustface' or others I wouldn't even remember. But that's when I had the chance to meet this young orange pony named Daisy Beds. (Lightning bumps into her)
  • Daisy: (Soft voice) Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, m'am.
  • Lightning:...Oh, it's no big deal....I've never seen you around here before. Are you new here?
  • Dasiy Beds: "Well, my name is Dasiy Beds, and, my family are the new flower shop owners."
  • Lightning: What? You mean Mr. and Mrs. Flowerbloom? I didn't know they had a daughter. And...a pegasus daughter at best. They told me they didn't have ANY pegasi members of their family.
  • Daisy Beds: Yeah, uh, that kind of made me wonder, too. But I recently discovered that I was adopted after my real parents died in a flying accident. So, I was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flowerbloom.
  • Lightning: "You mean, you don't know how to fly?"
  • Daisy Beds: About that. There's something I gotta tell you.
  • Lightning: "You do?"
  • Daisy Beds nodded as if she was saying yes.
  • Lightning: "Well, what is it?"
  • Daisy Beds: I....really cant fly very good.
  • Lightning: "Really? Well, that's what to be expected from being raised by earth ponies when your a pegicious, you can't get any flying from them. Tell you what, i can help you learn how to fly."
  • Daisy: You dont understand, I have a very bad wing.
  • Lightning: "Bad wing?"
  • Daisy: Yes.
  • Lightning: "Come on, i know this plant that treats bad wings. It's by this brush near Everfree. You got to trust me with this."
  • (Lighting): I thought I was going to help Daisy treat her bad wing with the plant.
  • (Rainbow Dash): "Did you.... end up being wrong?"
  • (Lightning): "Actselly, i was right. Healed it right up. It was harmless healing plant. What, you didn't thought i unknowingly poisoned her, did you?"
  • (Rainbow Dash): "Oh, sorry.... Continue."
  • (Lightning): "Anyway, the real hard part was teaching her how to fly. Her bad wing's gone, but, since her parents , the real ones, are dead, and her adopters are earthies, well, it was like teaching a newborn."
  • With her bad wing healed, Lil Lighting is ready to Teach Lil Daisy how to fly.
  • Lightning: "Ok Dasiy, I am gonna teach you, flight. Flying is the bloodline of all pegasus ponies. It takes years and time to get their flying just right."
  • Daisy: "Ok Lightning, i trust you with this."
  • Lighting: I knew you're ready for this! Now let's begin with basic wing flapping.
  • Daisy: "Ok, flapping. That shouldn't be hard."
  • Lightning: Ok, heres how I do it. (Flaps her wings to show Daisy how it's done.)
  • Daisy: "Ok, i got it."
  • Daisy tries to flap, but at first, it just seemed alittle bit awkword, but she is noticely at least a cenimiter off the ground.
  • Lighting: You're doing it!
  • Daisy begins to get higher, but then she flopped back down!
  • Lightning: "It's ok, it's ok! First timers then to flopped down alot. I said it takes practice to get it right. Just keep flapping till you get right."
  • Daisy: Ok, Lightning.
  • (Lighting): So I began Daisy's flight training. The days turned to weeks....the weeks turned to months untill finally....
  • Lightning was getting tired as Daisy was still not getting it right.
  • Lightning: "Daisy, i'm sorry, but, we have to continue this another time, i got alot of farm chores to do."
  • Lightning was about to leave, until, Daisy is completely off the ground, and is flying around, if though awkwordly.
  • Lightning: "WHOA! Daisy! You got it right?!"
  • Daisy: I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!
  • Lightning appeared by Daisy's side!
  • Lightning: "You did good Beds. You did good."
  • Daisy: "Thank you, LIghtning! Now i can realise my dream of being a wonderbolt! I been a long time fan!"
  • Lightning: No way! I dreamed of being a wonderbolt too! I had a grandfather who's a wonderbolt!
  • Daisy: Really?
  • Lightning: "I'll uh, explain more later! How's about a celebtory race?"
  • Daisy: Allright, how dose a race work?
  • Lightning was silent.
  • Lightning: "I really have my work cut out for me, do i?"
  • (Lightning): "And i did. But eventually, she became just as good a flyer as me. Cause of this, the town's people somewhat began to treat me well.... for the most part. But i earned the effections of her adopted parents, though they never so much hated me, they just stood away from me cause of controversy. Then, came the day she finally became a wondebolt and got to go to the academy. I was so proud of her.... But then... On the 5th day, she got a rare wing desiese that parlised wings, and she had to be sent home to the hospital. Day 6, and the desise worsens. her wings are parlised along with her spine. She was dying.... I went to see her, one last time."
  • We see Lighting getting ready to see Daisy on her deathbed. She knows the poor mare is about to run out of time, but she'll never forget the best friend she ever made.
  • Lightning: "Daisy..... I don't want it to end like this."
  • Daisy: "Lightning, (coughs), we can't be able, nor would we ever, be able to fight against the cycle of life, even if many find it cruel and unforgiveable. You could only live your life to the fullest until your life's journey meets it's end. But Dustie, i just wanna say to you..... Thank you for making my life wonderful...."
  • Daisy, smiled at Lightning, who returned it, before Daisy closed her eyes, her body goes limp, as sounds of heartbeats began to die out...... Daisy was gone.
  • Lightning's smile faded away.
  • Lightning: "Daisy..... Daisy......... DAISY?!"
  • Lightning screamed Daisy as the echoed is heard thoughout the town.
  • Lightning fell down crying, as a familier song from Toy's Story 2 played.
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  • Shortly after the song ended, came Dasy's funeral which was held at night. It was a sad occasion as Daisy's body lies in a beautiful crystal coffin ontop of a huge hill as everypony and mythical creature who where friends with Lightning and Daisy gathered there to give their last respects to the mare Lighting befriended. Lighting's family conforted her along with Bill while Celestia spoke a few words in Daisy's honor.
  • Lightning could barely stand. a huge amount of tears were escaping her eyes, and did nothing to hide them. It's sad to see a normally proud pony to cry like a filly.
  • Celestia: Daisy Beds was the kind hearted pony Equestria has ever known. She was a good mare, a kind friend and a daughter to those who raised and helped her in her life. She also taught her best friend, Lightning Dust that love and friendship are always stronger than the sharpest sword. Farewell Daisy Beds, you are the best pony we had the pleasure of making your life wonderful and hope that you reunite with your dead parents in the Halls of Valhalla. May you rest in peace forever.
  • Then Celestia and Zecora who was present began to sang Windsong from Mighty Joe Young as a prayer.
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  • Even those that normally hated or are indifferent to Lightning are remorseful to this, showing that they are not evil, that they have hearts, they are just doubtful of what Lightning was truely capable of, but this proves they are capable of being more then empty shells of resentment.
  • Then everyone but Lighting joned the chant as the moon raised high and Daisy's spirit turned into a star so it could be lighted up into the Heavens. Lighting cried more as the Wonderbolts made a salute tribute as the star went into the sky.
  • Then Lightning joined the chant while the devines created a constilation into the shape of Dasy so it will be seen at night for all time.
  • Once the chant ended, everyone was silent as Daisy's coffin is lowered into the hole in the ground night next to a grave statue of her where Lighting's best friend will sleep...forever.
  • Lightning resumed crying. Comfirted only by her family and friends
  • (Lightning): "The pony that understood me more then anyone...... was gone...... When i had the chance to join the wonderbolts and truely honor her and my grandfather's name, as well as my family's, i was determined, nothing was gonna stopped me...."

Reality.

  • Lightning was consumed by a huge amount of tears.
  • Lightning Dust then donned an angry face.
  • Lightning: "UNTIL YOU RUINED IT?!"
  • Rainbow Dash was taken aback by this. she really screwed this mare over... all this time, it was Rainbow who was the bad mare.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Dust, i, i didn't mean to over-react, it's just, my friends-"
  • Lightning: "Oh let me guess, the stupid tornado that almost killed your friends? WELL WHO'S FREAKING FAULT IT WAS FOR NOT GIVING THEIR FRIENDS A LATTER EVERY DAMN NOW AND AGAIN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash realised that cause she failed to write a latter every once and awhile, this wouldn't even be happening, Lightning could've actselly had been a friend.... Rainbow Dash felt stupid that this was her fault from the beginning... Rainbow was the one who endangered her friends, cause of her neglect, her jealiousy and misguided concerns of something she neglected to investigate. Had she thought about this more, everything could've worked better for everyone.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lightning....... I realised now that, your not the selfish, thoughtless mare i thought you were. You were too ambitious, but not selfish or thoughtless, and, it's my fault for not writing a latter for Pinkie, and for not trying to understand you better..... Lightning, please understand that, if i had known better, i, i, i, i would've never did what i've done, i could've done things differently, i could've, not Rainbow Crashed. Lightning........ I'm sorry."
  • Lightning only stared angerly, and silently at a broken Rainbow Dash. However, a familer shadow looms over Lightning, as buzz saw sounds are heard.
  • Rainbow Dash gasped!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LIGHTNING!"
  • Lightning quickly turns around to see Captain Cut-lin, as he and the other secret police goblins tried to grab and capture the too fast Lightning, but eventally, a magic force snagged her. It was Blueblood.
  • Griff and Gob appeared as well.
  • Blueblood: "Well, i'll be, another assulter in this innodent fair city, the imfamous wonderbolts drop-out Lightning Dust, no less, the unoffitcal black sheep of the appearently acclaimed Dust Family. Oh, have i the punishment for you. Your sentience, is a magical mental imprisonment of your deepest, darkest fears, which in your case, is your family and friends turning their backs on you, you becoming the complete disgrace you are, and ohh, the best part, being forever haunted by a now resentful spirit of this "Daisy Beds" character as you become, truely alone, forever."
  • Blueblood casted a pretty grim looking magic, as it is about to get a grip on Lightning, who tries to resist!
  • Blueblood: "I'll teach you to assult one of the Elements of Harmony. And of all of them you assulted, it was Loyalty. I'll give you a break for assulting Generosity cause i have some, negitvie feelings for that Rarity mare, but the cyan one can't be so easily ingored, exspeically not in her condition, or that of my city! Your oddly strong will can't protact you forever."
  • Rainbow Dash: Blueblood, what are you doing?!? Can't you see she suffered enough?
  • Blueblood: Oh, I don't think so! She must be punished for assault! Nothing is stopping me!
  • Lightning: (Is in mental pain as she begins crying after seeing the hurtful visions in her head)
  • Rainbow Dash: LEAVE HER ALONE!!! (Bucks Blueblood in the face, freeing Lightning from his mental attack) What the hell is wrong with you? Celestia is gonna be peeved at you when she finds out about this!
  • Blueblood: Hey, I'm just enforcing laws here!
  • Rainbow Dash: Like a dick, you are!
  • Blueblood: "Why you disrespectful ungrateful little- (Growls), Goblins, restraint the rainbow one now?!"
  • Cause of Rainbow Dash being unable to fly, she was easily captured and outnumbered!
  • Blueblood: "I am never appresiated for what i do for these ponies."
  • Lightning Dust struggles to shake off her mental terrors and fight back, as Blueblood is about re-cast his spell on Lightning again.
  • ??? PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!
  • The goblin secret police are hit by a bright light.
  • Blueblood: What's this?!
  • Then he screams like Homer Simpson when he see who it was that disabled the goblins, it was Celestia who is ready to punish her nephew further.
  • Blueblood: Auntie, I...I can explain!
  • Griff: "Uh, we'll just, be on our way!"
  • Gob: "Uh, yes, this is obviously family matters so maybe it's best we move on and-"
  • Celestia: OH NO, YOU DON'T!!! You're staying right here!
  • Gob:...Sure thing, your highness. (Chuckles)
  • Celestia: Blueblood, I thought I told you to stop doing these things! First you threaten to punish a hydra with torture for the rest of his life, then you try and kill one of the Elements of Harmony, and now you're trying to ARREST THE NEW ELEMENT OF COURAGE?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: SHE'S THE FUCKING ELEMENT OF COURAGE?!?
  • Blueblood: "THE NEW ELEMENT BARER IS A DISGRUNTLED MADMARE?!"
  • Celestia: "Yes, she does have flaws that need to be adjusted, and a great deal of amends needed to be made, but this does not require punishment of any kind, ESPIECALLY NOT THOUGH A MENTAL ATTACK?!"
  • Blueblood: "But isn't the idea of having a secret police is to punish any voilater? I mean, the Hydra's a swindler, Miss Rarity assulted me, and did you even see what Lightning did to the rainbow one?"
  • Celestia: "Tecnecly, yes, Godfry did do something wrong, and maybe miss Lightning could've been more graceful, but Rarity DID NOT ASSULTED YOU! ALL SHE DID WAS GOT YOU DIRTY AS PAYBACK FOR YOUR DISHONORABLE BEHAVIOR TORWORDS HER AND CAUSED YOU TO TRIP! HOW IS THAT ASSULT?!"
  • Blueblood: "But, but, but-"
  • Celestia: SILENCE!!! You've been through this too much, but because I'm in a good mood, I'll let you off with a warning. One more outbreak like this, and you will be banned from not only this year's Gala, but ALL OTHER GALAS AFTER THAT!!!
  • Blueblood:...(Sighs) I understand.
  • Celestia: And I thought I told you to go back to Canterlot.
  • Blueblood: I did, but after GLEA informed me of this freak assaulting RD, I HAD to take action. I'm in charge of it for the time being.
  • Celestia: Well... I guess that makes sense... but I still think you should go back to Canterlot. You can't be causing anymore trouble like this. It's just wrong.
  • Blueblood:...Well, Cut-lin, I guess you'll have to run GLEA for me until the day after tomorrow. I'll be doing nothing but making magical blogs in my bedroom.
  • Cut-lin: But I don't know anything about running GLEA. I mean, sure I'm a good commander, but I never got the chance to be a good leader.
  • Gob: "Unfortunatly Captain, due to our little, slight over-reaction, Blueblood has been scolded again by Celestia cause, we may be atad too finely tuned to react at the first sign of trouble."
  • Griff: "And we can't do it cause we're a complete package with Blueblood. He's just lucky number 3's wasn't the charm."
  • Captain Cut-lin: "Well, i suppose somebody's got to do it i suppose. Boys, the crazy mare is in luck, we're not laying a finger on her.... for the time being. (To Lightning) But a fair warning missy, Blueblood may coil into his shell at the first sign of Celestia, but i don't bow to her so easily. If i see or heard you causing many more troubles, we'll be reinacting a good chunk of scenes from "Texas Chainsaw Massitcure". Do i make meself (gently turns on chain saw) clear?"
  • Lightning gulped, knowing well she isn't in a position to wise-crack.
  • Lightning: "Uh, invisability clear, sir."
  • Captain Cut-lin made a satisfived growl, and ordered his goblins to leave milliterry sytle, as does he leaves.
  • Blueblood teliported away.
  • Gob got on Griff as Griff flew off.
  • Lightning only gave a sad, empty stare at Rainbow, as she left.
  • (Taiku): Wew! Glad that's over. 
  • Rainbow: "Lightning I-"
  • Lightning was already too far away.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lightning......."
  • Celestia: "She told you everything, did she?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Yes, Princess Celestia. I really fudged up her life big time! She hates me now. Blueblood may've been nuts about it, but if it wasn't for him, she could've killed me.
  • Celestia: "True, Blueblood did stopped Lightning for making a mistake from where there's no return from, but his way wasn't the way to do it."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Celestia, what if the others find out? And if they do, they'll hate me too! We had a conversation about this, and if they found out-"
  • ???: Take it easiy Dashie. No one's hating your guts right now.
  • Rainbow Dash recoils in fear as the others are here.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Guys, i'm so ashamed of myself. I honestly didn't know she was from THE Dust Clan! I thought-"
  • Spyro: Calm down, Dashie. Lighting from the Dust Clan was a huge shocker for us too.
  • Icky: "We saw everything Dash. We saw how Bluebutt tried to use some mental attack on Lightning in trying to punish for seriously messing you up."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Uh, speaking of that, Celestia, i know there might be rules on this sort of thing, but, could you fix me up, cause my wings have also been hurt from the Sizemic Dust Toss."
  • Celestia: "I could only do the next best thing, take you to Canterlot Castle's finest healers."
  • a soft crying was heard. everyone looks to see a crying Kindheart comferted by Midnight, Sincere, and Helping.
  • Banzai: "Hey, what's up with the Blueblood fangirl?"
  • (Taiku): Honestly, what did Kindheart seen in that pawn of Dorkfarious? Well, let's find out.
  • Kindheart cried.
  • Icky: "You get the feeling she might not taken the discovery of Blue-jerk being, a jerk too well?"
  • Spongebob: As Timon would say, 'you think you knew a guy'.
  • Kindheart: "How could Blueblood be...... be.... be..... (cries louder)."
  • Icky: Well, at least Blue-dork and his mythical lackies did one good thing. They prevented a whole lotta spit from getting out of hand even more.
  • Rainbow Dash: "But, i am not sure if i could ever be near her again. I'm too ashamed to even try, and Lightning would be too emotionaly unstable to even be reasoned with... I'm not sure if i'll be able to attend the Gala after all."
  • Celestia: I shall talk to her. After what Blueblood did to her, I think she might need it. And Rainbow Dash, don't be too quick to leave the Gala. Just allow us to resolve this problem and i trust things will work out.
  • Rainbow Dash: I just hope she'll be okay. I hate to see her when she's in such mental pain.
  • Kindheart: Uh, your highness? You think you can send me to the healing facilities as well? I look like a rabid dog.
  • Suddenly, Rarity pounced on her!
  • Rarity: "I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, WHORE?!"
  • Icky: "As much as it pains me to say this cause i'm a guy who would normally enjoy seeing chicks fight, could someone break up this cat fight?"
  • Celestia: (To Rarity and Kindheart) Both of you, thats enough, (Then uses the royal Canterlot voice) AND STOP SWEARING!!!!
  • Both Kindheart and Rarity freaked out as they unknowingly embraced eachother, only to turn their heads to eachother, and quickly broke the embrace!
  • Alex: Not what Icky had in mind, but we'll take it.
  • Rarity: "I do not want to be any where near this, this, lover of that snake blueblood!"
  • Viper: "Could we PLEASE not use snake as an insult?"
  • Sparx: Seriously, why not wolf in sheep's clothing or a treacherious swine?
  • A sheep and a pig heard Sparx.
  • Sheep: "Well i never!"
  • Pig: "How rude!"
  • Sparx: "You guys weren't meant to hear that!"
  • Boss Wolf: "I ain't so fond of the 'Wolf in sheep clothing" comment neither. That is an untrue offencive steriotype! We do NOT wear sheep clothes at all! Nor their wool for that matter!"
  • Sparx: Well can I at least call Blueblood a weasel...
  • Weasel: Na ah ah! Don't even!
  • Sparx: "Crap."
  • Rarity: "Well either way, she can't be trusted!"
  • (Taiku) Infact, it gets more downhill from here.
  • The Raven from the start is watching this, and it flew off torwords Canterlot.

Chapter 5: Enter Grim-Nor/The Ballad of Nefarious yet Again/ How Prince Blueblood's Jeaoulsy and Plan truley began.

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "And now, comes the more, dark part of the story, where the villains are introduse, get a musical number of their own, and exposition on their plans. If your a villain fan, your waiting for villain songs is just about to pay off my friend. Let's start off with, You gues it, Ne-Dork-ious. Now, have you ever wondered if the true villain behind Blooblood's jealiousy ever had a past? Don't get too into it though, you might bust a gut when we get to it."

the captured boarder camp.

  • Team Nefarious, The Diamond Dog Warriors and alot of Dragon teens are seen partying on the captured boarder camp, as they are joined by Badland Bad Mythic beasts as this music is played.
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  • Various Dragon Teens are seen cheering for Garble as he is wrestling with the brute Dragon teen.
  • The Diamond Dogs Rover, Fido, and Spot are seen licking water from dishes.
  • two badland elfs are seen having a fight, as two trolls are arm wresling, with a Wyvern burping fire after he drank beer.
  • A gorgon dancer is seen susducing Diamond Dogs, who she is wearing speical glasses to prevent her ability turning her "clients" into statues.
  • Diamond Dog: "What a skaley beauty! (Laughs)"
  • A harpy gave NOS-A2 a bowl full of batteries.
  • Harpy; "Batteries, for the Engry Vampire."
  • Nos-4-A2: "Lovely."
  • NOS-4-A2 bites on a battery, absorbing it's engry.
  • Doofenshirts is seen walking away with a cupcake, but Fido trips him over, causing Doof to flop face first into his cupcake and the floor!
  • Rover, Fido, Spot, and several bad mythic beasts laughed at the sight!
  • Doofenshirts: "Hey now! That isn't very nice!"
  • Spot: "Neither is this!"
  • Spot lifts his leg, and pees on Doofenshirts!
  • The Bad Mythic Beasts and Fido and Rover laughed harder!
  • Meanwhile Dr. Nefarious was preparing to make his dramatic enterence.
  • Zigzag stood at the centar of a robotic stage.
  • Zigzag: "Attention, evils of Equestia, and dissinquish members of Team Nefarious, I require your attention and required it well."
  • Everyone looked onto Zigzag.
  • Zigzag: "My friends, we are about embark on the most toadious, the most evil, the most diabalical and evil of the doctor's grand and underappresiated career, a skeme to topple all scemes, a plan that will live in infamy!"
  • Nefarious: I was going to say that you idiot! (Hit's Zigzag on the head)
  • Zigzag: "OW, OH, OW, OW, OW?!"
  • The the bad Mythic Beasts laughed.
  • Fido the vulture (his abused pet from the movie the thief and the coppler) thinks: "Ha, serves him right."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "But he is correct about that though! Never have i gotten an oppertunity to snag the elements of harmony, both lost old and original new, Kairi, and the ability to snag Equestia under Team Nefarious control, in one fell swoop, and i have no intention to lose this oppertunity! The new barers of the lost ones are being showed off today at the gala, and i have managed to sneak in without noticed, and we captured all of the boarder guards, and tied them up! And now, under this secret, i have my own army of robots, Equestia's gallery of rouges, and even secret allies that hide amongest the heroes, posing to strike when the most oppertune time is set! After words, with no Celestia being able to keep the worse of the worse out, the likes of you all will be free to do what you damn well please, under the benvolent, iron fisted rule of yours truely, and the traitor to his own Aunt Celestia, Prince Blueblood!"
  • the badlands mythic beasts cheered!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "My plan is absolutely foolproof, and hidden in the shadows! Those hero twits have no idea what's gonna hit them?!"
  • As Nefarious continues to glout about himself, 4 robed figures lerked in the shadows.
  • ???: "Father, we can't let the alien get away with this."
  • the first hooded figure reveiled himself to be none other then Pred Judu Des, making the others Sharp-Pay, Chain, and Axe-rella.
  • Pred: "I know we won't. Not to mention, if we stopped this alien before he has the chance to even get to Equestia, we can be able to get the bounty on us off of us, finally prove Mythic Beasts can't be trusted as well as aliens, and finally get Celestia to see things our way."
  • Chain: "Really?"
  • Pred Judu Des: "To be honest, it's not 100% garrintie beyound getting the bounty off of us. But can't a colt dream though?"
  • Sharp-pay: "But how to de fight an entire army?"
  • Pred Judu Des: "Well this bounder wall is the only thing preventing more mythic scum from entering, so blowing it up is out, and justing going to kill them all is an ineditable defeat waiting to happen without an army."
  • Axe-rella: "I got an idea, we captured their leader, the robot Nefarious. We exchange his life for their surrender."
  • Pred Judu Des: "Bloodly brillient Axe-rella. We wait for them to sleep, then, we captured the robot alien, and force them to forsake their plan, any questions?"
  • ???: "Yeah, where's the part we get to kick your butt?"
  • Pred looks to see Warp Darkmatter with two brutesh trolls.
  • Pred Judu Des: "......... Aw, piss."
  • Warp Darkmatter: This is the part were you run for the hills.
  • Pred: "Aw no, Pred Judu Des of the Judu Des caln does not run away-"
  • BLAM, POW, BOOM, BLAM!
  • Pred, Sharp-pay, Axe-rella, and Chain are brought to Nefarious tied up, bruzed physically and in ego, and helpless.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the imfamous hater Pred Judu Des himself. NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YA?!"
  • The Bad Mythic Beasts and Team Nefarious laughed.
  • Pred Judu Des: "You goony robot. Don't you know this bounder walls keep more then these mythic beast scum out? They also keep out the most imfamous Orc Hun to ever scourge these badlands!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "(Mocking) Oh, i'm so scared! How bad could he possability-"
  • A small dragon falcom smacks into Nefarious!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "OWCH?!"
  • Everyone is confused as the Dragon Falcon lands on the stage top, and screeches.
  • A war horn is heard.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Oh no....... He's coming."
  • Doofenshirts: "Who's coming?"
  • suddenly, sounds of growling and howling is heard.
  • Pred Judu Des: "Did you not realised what you just done, you goony robot?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Aw oh...."
  • Suddenly, at the distence, an army of orc versons of the Mulan huns are seen charging forth on Worgs, lead by a silluetted leader.
  • the Badland Mythic beasts began to become scared, they know well who is coming here.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Lawerence, i am not liking this!"
  • the Orc Worg riders enter the encampment, and stopped. the Silluetted leader on the biggest Worg came closer to Nefarious. He was followed by orc versons of Shun Yu's main huns.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Uh..... Can i, help you guys?"
  • The Leader dismounted, as he approuched Nefarious, while his Falcon Dragon lands on his arm shoulder. He reveils himself to be a black orc verson of Shan Yu.
  • Sharp-Pay: "The Black Orc Grim-Nor."
  • Grim-Nor: (To Team Nefarious) Who's incharge of you beings?
  • Everyone points to Nefarious.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Uh oh."
  • Grim-Nor grabs Nefarious by the neck!
  • Grim-Nor: "So, your the alien mastermind respondsable for capturing the broader?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "(Strangled), Depands, what happens if i said yes?"
  • Grim-Nor smiles.
  • Grim-Nor: "I must admit, i am impressed with what you pulled off, alien."
  • Grim-Nor drops Nefarious.
  • Grim-Nor: "You see, Celestia challnaged my streangh by banishing me and my orcs here in this pitifal land of scum for trying to congure Equestia once... Well, thanks to you, i am able to play her game."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Well, Grim-nor, your in luck. Consiqently, i also desire to give that sun-soaked twat her due deserts for always giving bad guys a serious mindgrain!"
  • Grim-Nor: "Then how's about an allience, Alien? We join forces, we will bring an end to the goddess of the sun.... Only under, a certain condition..... The destruction, of the Dust Family."
  • Nefarious: "Uh, Dust Family?"
  • Grim-Nor: "A family that breed the hero respondsable for causing my banishment, Shining Dust. I had long heard he's dead, but i have the oppertunity for a surviceable subitute for my revenge, the death of his grand-daughter, Lightning Dust."
  • Dr. Nefarious began to laugh!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "You mean that loser wonderbolt drop-out who screwed up greatly with a tornado? No way is she gonna be in Canterlot or be anyway near the gala, cause since she almost killed Twilight, it's doubtful Celestia would ever-"
  • Grim-Nor: "Don't doubt her ability to be a threat, alien.... One for your, badland Centaurs named Succrus made that mistake. (shows Nefarious a piece of broken armor) And this is what is left of that fool."
  • Dr. Nefarious dropped his jaw.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "The hell did she just do?!"
  • Grim-Nor: Have you ever heard of the Seismic Dust Toss?
  • Archer Orc: "Obviously he has not, my lord. Considering he earlier doubted Lightning Dust."
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Ok, Mr. I am an Oc that copys an established Disney villain, enlighten me."
  • A orc with a helmet: "You would learn to watch your alien tongue, alien."
  • Unknown to them, Sharp-Pay is secretly cutting her ropes with he tail and a carefully hidden dagger.
  • Pred: Hurry, Sharp-Pay! We gotta warn Fluttershy!
  • (Taiku): Allthough old man Pred and his girls regained Fluttershy's trust after they and their council pony friends got into alot of trouble after what they pulled last 4th of July, they had to escape and warn Fluttershy of the upcoming threat before it was too late, and don't worry about Nefarious' past, we'll get to it once he and Lawrence are along to discuss their plan to despose of Blueblood once his use to them has run it's course. And we apologies of the unexpected plot addition, but you know Scroopfan, always full of surprises.
  • Nefarious and Grim-Nor continue to talk, as after Sharp-Pay frees herself and her sisters and Pred, they slowly escaped without notice. This hurts Pred's pride more when he is forced to escape, but even he knows well not even the Judu Des clan is nothing to the Black Orc.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I thank you for your infomation, Grim-Nor, and as for you, Mr. Xenopho-"
  • Nefarious screams as all he sees is broken rope.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "THEY ESCAPED!"
  • Warp Darkmatter: "Craters. Don't worry sir, me and the hornets are on it!"
  • As Pred and the sisters got their head start, Warp and alot of hornets already took flight!
  • Warp: "We're looking at a long chase boys, so be on your toes!"
  • Warp and the Hornets vanish into the horizon where Pred and the sisters escaped too.
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "I apologies for the mishap, i assure you those ponies will be-"
  • Grim-Nor: "Don't bother sending your warriors after Pred. Celestia won't trust him nor believe him about you and your plan."
  • Dr. Nefarious remembers that Pred made serious mistakes.
  • Dr. Nefarious brings up his wrest watch.
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Warp, don't bother with Pred Judu Des and his girls and return to base. Celestia will never believed them."
  • Warp's voice: "Uh, ok sir, i hope you know what're you doing."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Mr. Grim, do enjoy and help yourself to the bar, have yourself and your orcs a drink. If you need me, i'll be with Lawerence."
  • Grim-Nor: It is Grim-Nor, you tin machineical twit. But your far too kind.

Nefarious' office.

  • Dr. Nefarious: "Lawerence, everything in my plan is fast unfolding."
  • Lawerence: "Why yes, it seems to be working more well then anpisipated. But how did you convince the nefpew of Celestia, Prince Blueblood, to actselly help us? He seems to be more of a harmless jerk then anything even like us."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I may have promised him a machince that'll transplant wings to him from the Sparkle girl so he can become an Alicorn King, and a powerful one at that, so he can satisfy his two friends, a goblin from a sick tribe in a swamp and a broke as junk griffin noblemen."
  • Lawerence: "Why sir, having an Alicorn on our side would make Team Nefarious even more imfamous then what Zurg and his allies had provided for us. We could even rival the villain leage with an Alicorn."
  • Dr. Nefarious: I have no intrest in that jerk of a prince, Lawrence. I'm using him and his jealousy for the Sparkle Girl's alicorn hood to get to my fairy tale princess aka the last adorible peice to my master plan and with her, All of Equestria once Blueblood's days as Alicorn King are short lived and he is desposed of properly along with those friends of his. For my first act as king before my coronation/wedding is to have all those lougers sent to the gillotine...starting with that seasponge!
  • Lawerence quietly facepalm, knowing that Nefarious is willfully passing up having an Alicorn ally in favor for self-power. He knows it's pointless trying to convince his subbern master otherwise, so it's better to "humor" him until if he realises his own stupidity.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Then i'll show Daddy who he was messing with!"
  • Lawerence: "Oh bother, not these "Daddy issues" of yours again."
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "I have every right Lawerence! As you been told, it all started in the simple planet of my race, in a cottage, in the woods, owned by, the short man of my normally tall members of my race. All my life I had to spend with that horrible little man who tried to keep me down my whole life. That mad tempered monster, that vile grunting brute abandoned me in the woods as a child. "
  • Lawrence: Well he did had his reasons of doing it, sir.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Lawrence, please. My father couldent accept that I wanted nothing to do with the family buisness. Not Malefail's Darkspawn Family buisness but that lowly, dirty family buisness.

(This song plays. Yes, i know this was played in An All-Out French Experience with Gary songed by Count Vladamer But here, it tecnecly has a more refined perpose, plus makes some sense and because Tman wants it here, plus, it's kinda in the chapter's name.)

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  • Lawerence sighed, practicly getting tired of Nefarious's personal family blight.
  • Nefarious: (As the song continued) You left me in those woods alone, Daddy. But I crawled out and look at me now! Oh if only you can see me right now, Daddy. I'd invite you to my coronation/wedding once I'm done using Blueblood like a puppet on a string but your gonna have to be this tall to get in. (laughs with delight as he pictures his and Kairi's wedding day)

After song.

  • Lawerence: "Are you just about done?"
  • Nefarious: Quite.
  • Lawrence: Still, what should we do if Blueblood is made aware of our betrayal to him?
  • Nefarious: Easy. Blueblood got us some anti-magic substances so we can be immune to any magical attacks that he thinks should be intended to block off Celestia from easily stopping us. And we still have the teleporter, don't we?
  • Lawrence: Yes, but this time, we might need to specify a destination.
  • Nefarious: I know that! I NEVER forget about how long we were stranded on that meteorite listening to nothing but jazzy drum solos. No offense, or anything, Lawrence.
  • Lawrence: None taken, sir.
  • Nefarious: My point being that we'll be completely safe from Blueblood's powers. Now, let's put this stuff on everyone.
  • Dr. Nefarious opens the draws, but finds the sustences gone.
  • Nefarious screams.
  • Lawerence: "What's wrong sir?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "THEY'RE GONE!? THE SUSTENCES ARE GONE?! WE BEEN ROBBED?!"
  • Lawerence: "Oh dear.... You don't think Pred intended himself to be captured so a possable 5th member can secretly steal our only defence against Celestia's magic, did you?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Well, i heard talk they have this unicorn spy that can also savitosh anyone who opposes against him."
  • Lawerence: "Well, i could recimend we check the survallence, but unfortunatly, they seemed to be, (reveils a cutted wire) Out of service."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "DAHHHHHH?! THAT'S JUST GREAT! THAT MEANS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP BLUEBLOOD AROUND?! AND THAT MEANS I HAVE TO HONOR THE AGREEMENT THAT WE SHARE EQUESTIA WITH HIM AFTER IT IS CONGURED?! MY DREAMS ARE DASHED?!"
  • Lawerence: "Why not just ask Blueblood for more?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "HE GAVE US THE ONLY ONES HE WAS EVER ALLOWED TO HAVE?! Bluebrains once tried to trade this stuff to an anonimus custimer that turned out to be part of a leagon of rouges that are dangerious enemies to Equestia. They were stopped, but Blueblood is now limited, and he gave us the last he's ever gonna get!? And Celestia instructed the guards to never give him more! NOOO! MY PLAN IS RUINED! I AM FORCED TO HONOR A PROMISE TO AN IDIOT?!"
  • Lawerence: "Now now sir. What's one world to the United Universe? Remember our primary goal is too snag both elements of harmony and Miss Kairi. By all means, you can still have the corination and wedding, and you can still be ruler of the universes, once we cohersed the leage into forsaking Malefor, And plus, having Blueblood as an Alicorn ally could mean twice the power and imfamy in our ranks. So in a sense, you can have your cake and eat it too."
  • Dr. Nefarious realised that it was stupid of him to forsake such power just so he can control one world over the many he would soon claim when the leage starts to obey Team Nefarious. Plus, he liked the idea of having Blueblood as an alicorn ally for Team Nefarious, knowing well Alicorns are powerful.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Your right Lawerence, for once in your sad exsitence. Blueblood can HAVE this miserable planet! Cause i would still have complete control of the rest of the universes! And who saids my corination needs depends on me ridding Blueblood? I can still have a coination, if not as Equestia's king, as the United Universe's emperor, and Kairi my empress! and to have an Alicorn ally! How dare i not put it into such consideration?! It's true brillience!"
  • silence.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "But we're still in trouble here! Without the Sustence, we're doomed to be anti-climaticly defeated by magic unless Celestia and any other magic user is disabled."
  • Lawerence: "Why not have Dr. Doof make us a magic disabling device, so it is our best defence against Celestia or anyone who uses magic?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... Oh fine! Fair enough! Since getting the diamond dogs, the teen dragons and the other bad mythical creatures on our side and Grim-Nor joining us with our new magic disabling device plan were the icing on the cake of my master plan to finally getting my queen. What could possibly go wrong to make this fool proof plan fail?"
  • Unkown to Nefarious, an O.W.C.A robin agent saw the whole thing while filming Lawrence's idea of the Magic Disabler and flew off.
  • (Taiku): "Ok, ok, freeze!"

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "Tman, the junk happened? I thought we were gonna have Nefarious betray blueblood! Where did what we just see came from?"
  • Tman: Why don't you ask Scroopfan that?
  • Scroopfan: "Look guys, i desided that it would've been stupid of Nefarious to pass up having a powerful Alicorn ally in favor of having great policitcal power of ONE world when he has the entire universe to congure when he snags the elements of harmony and threatens to use them to blackmail the leage into forsaking Malefor and obey Nefarious. I know he's not a complete genius but he wouldn't be stupid enough to dump a powerful ally like an Alicornised Blueblood just for complete control of one world when-"
  • Taiku: "Ok ok, i understand now, but now i look like a lier and false abertiser now, not to mention all that "Nefarious is gonna betray Blueblood in the end" build up was for nothing!"
  • Scroopfan: "Well, you should've expected that when working with me, i don't stick with a pre-determined path."
  • Taiku: "Yes, i am aware of your past works Scroopy. Ok, so there's no betrayal plan after all. It's shame, cause we were gonna have Blueblood sing a song from the Producers. All well, not the first time SF scratched a plan of Tman, and it's no secret it'll not be the last. How's about as a make-up folks, we check up on Blueblood and his pals..."

Canterlot Palace, blueblood's quarters.

  • Blueblood is seen pacing around angerly, as Gob and Griff play cards.
  • Blueblood: "IT'S NOT FAIR! I AM DOING WHAT CELESTIA ASKS AND YET SHE STILL SCOLDS ME FOR DOING WHAT SHE ASKED ME TO DO, CAPTURE POTAINTIONAL TROUBLE MAKERS?! BLAST HER AND HER FAVERITES?!"
  • (Taiku): Ok Scroop, since we're doing this make-up, is it all right if I told them how Blueblood wond up like this? 
  • (Scroopfan): "We're getting to that!"
  • Griff: "Oh relax, the three of us are fully aware that Celestia's an unreasonable Tyrant."
  • Blueblood gets angry and zaps both Gob and Griff!
  • Blueblood: "I HATE IT WHEN YOU REFER MY AUNT LIKE THAT?! I DO NOT SEE HER AS A TYRANT?!"
  • Gob: "Tell that to the goblins victimised in that death swamp!"
  • Griff: "And my broke family!"
  • Blueblood: "Ok, she made a few bad calls, but that's not the work of real Tyrant.... A misguided air-headed ruler, maybe, but not the work of a Tyrant.... The Air-Head ruler thing is speically true when she made that peasent Twilight Sparkle of the ponyville libary a princess, an alicorn no less! It should've been me?!"
  • Gob: "Well, your tecnecly not of blood with Celestia. You have real Unicorn parents. Celestia adopted you cause your parents requested her to have you learn how to be a proper prince when you mentally attacked some fillies at shcool."
  • Blueblood: "In my defence, I was acostom of mares always doing things at my every whim! How was I suppose to know the likes of Rarity or those other mares had free will!"
  • Griff: EVERYPONY HAS FREE WILL!!! God!!!
  • Blueblood: "Oh yeah? Then explain the mares that were willing to do my every whim?"
  • Gob: "Depends, did these mares happen to be servents?"
  • Blueblood: "Yes, but i don't see how............. Wait............ OHH, SO THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T GET A DATE! DAMN!?"
  • Gob: Blu, could you do us a favor and watch your language please? There's some kids reading this present here!
  • Griff: Yeah, but we do agree. Those servants, as hot as they may be, and trust me, I know how THAT feels, wouldn't even think about going out with someone as precocious as you. No offense or anything.
  • Blueblood: No, I totally agree, but it's not just my lady trouble I've been having problems with. It's also about what happened long ago when I was about to become an Alicorn myself. Yet, in a totally uncalled for situation, I was denied that chance!
  • Griff: "Uh, yeah, remind us again why your trusting that space bot?"
  • Blueblood: "I know it's against my better judgement, but, he promises to correct all of the wrongs my air-headed aunt did apawn us! I fund him inexchange for a wing transplant machince, and i share Equestia with him 50/50... Isn't that right, Blackblood?"
  • Blackblood, the raven from the start, nodded.
  • Griff: "And when your king, your gonna fix our problems right?"
  • Blueblood: "But by all means my friends, I am a unicorn of my word, cause after all, I will make everyone, even my poor, misguided aunt see that I am more impourent to Equestia then what is unfortunatly popular belief."
  • Griff: "Aw no, he's gonna sing, is he?"
  • Gob: "And we're back-up singers, to our plight. Might as well get over with it I suppose."

They sing this, with Blueblood as Pteranto, Griff as Serria, and Gob as Rinkus. Griff getting alittle upset until Gob reminded him that getting even with Celestia will be worth it as their ambitions will be met, Griff wanting to bring back pony slavery, and Gob seeking to destroy manehatten to bring back the goblin homelands long lost.

TLBT OST Very Important Creature (Lyrics in Description!)02:38

TLBT OST Very Important Creature (Lyrics in Description!)

  • Blackblood landed on Blueblood, who was met with a gentle pet.
  • Blueblood: You guys aren't the only ones who want what you are accustomed for.
  • Griff: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to become an Alicorn because you were snobbed of it before you could get the chance.
  • Gob: How exactly DID you get snobbed of it, anyway?
  • Griff: (Sighs) You don't remember?
  • Blueblood: No, no, he may be intelligent, but his little goblin brain gives him a small attention span. So, I shall explain it all again. It all started when I was a little filly...

Flashback

  • (Blueblood): I had a very standard childhood.
  • We see Blueblood being somewhat unpopular with local fillies and colts in school, even dispite being a prince.
  • Blueblood: Hey, girls?
  • Filly: What do you want, Prince-Boy?
  • Blueblood: Well, I was wondering if...well...one of you could...um...GO OUT WITH ME?!?
  • Filly #2:...(Both start laughing) Are you serious? Is he serious?
  • Filly #1: Oh, I would NEVER go out with a geeky prince like him. Especially with his weird behavior. Remember what happened at last year's prom?
  • Filly #2: Yeah. ICK! Did you see how weird he was with Star Sprinkle?
  • Filly #1: My goodness, I can't imagine that! (Both laugh)
  • Young Blueblood: "THAT'S IT?! PREPARE TO BE FOREVER HAUNTED BY A MENTAL ATTACK OF SPIDERS, AND PSYCOTIC CANNIBALISTIC HILLBILLIES?!"
  • Young Blueblood uses the eery dark magic spell and struked the girls.
  • Filly 1: "HELP?! THEY'RE COVERING ME IN SALT AND KETCHUP?!"
  • Filly 2: "SPIDERS?! SPIDERS EVERYWHERE?!"
  • The fillies screamed as Young Blueblood began to laugh uncontrolably!
  • Blueblood: "And they'll be forever unless you girls start being nice to me?!"
  • ???: Blueblood? (Blueblood looks behind him to see the Principal)
  • Blueblood:...Uh...Principal Lilac?...Uh...I was just...uh...
  • Principal Lilac: In my office, now! But first, free those young filles that have every right to express an opition even if it's negitive or not right now! (Blueblood does that, and they both walk off)
  • Filly #2: Serves him right!
  • Filly #1: That's exactly why we don't go out with you, POO-Blood! (Both laugh)
  • Principal Lilac: Girls, no name-calling, not even young Master Blueblood desevres it.
  • Filly #2: Sorry.

Outside Princeipal's office.

  • Blueblood sat sadly on a chear as the Principal's voice is heard.
  • Lilac's voice from the office: "Once again, your highnesses, your interupted of your royal duties to our city cause your son acted out again. Just where did he learned that restricted mental attack spell? That spell's restricted for a reason you know!"
  • Blueblood's Father: I don't know. It's not like him to just learn such a spell.
  • Blueblood's Mother: Yeah, I thought he was unfit for that spell.
  • Lilac: Well my best suggestion is that he needs to learn some manners. He'll be using it on all the students in this school if he doesn't learn to behave.
  • Blueblood's father: "Now, Lilac, he's not a bad boy, by all means, he's just, terrorably misguided."
  • Lilac: "Well he needs to be guided in the proper direction, or by Unicorn law, he can't be a prince anymore and would be unsuitable for the Manetroples thrown!"
  • Blueblood's Father: I know.
  • Blueblood's Mother: Perhaps we could allow him to be with Princess Celestia. She's good at doing things like this. (Blueblood is surprised)
  • Blueblood: Celestia?
  • Lilac: Send him to the Magical School for Gifted Unicorns?
  • Blueblood's Mother: Yes. An education there would be nice for Blueblood.
  • Blueblood's Father: Yeah. He always talked about wanting to meet with the Princess when he was small.
  • Lilac: Well, that would acquire that he drop out of this school.
  • Blueblood's Mother: Yeah, but I know he would enjoy it.
  • Blueblood: (Whispering) YES!!! (Gets up and dances quietly)
  • Blueblood's father: "But he will be met with 5 weeks of being grounded before hand."
  • Blueblood stopped dancing.
  • Blueblood: "..... D'oh."
  • (Blueblood): Of course, I got use to it. While at the school, everyone still didn't like me so much, but again, I got used to it when my behavior got improved.
  • (Griff): Not entirely, I might add, in light of certen events.
  • (Blueblood): (Shrugs) Anyway, while I was a successful student, and learned great magic skills, I soon dreamed to rule as an Alicorn prince of Equestria. Celestia, however, always told me I wasn't ready. And trust me, I knew that, too. But then came the day I grew old enough and had enough potential to become one...

After the Childhood

  • (Blueblood): "It was a day before Twilight's little cutie mark switch-a-roo fiasco. Celestia and I were meeting with the Canterlot Unicorn council themselfs."
  • Shineflare: "Celestia, you are very aware of a very long and solum tradition of choosing an additional new co-ruler of Equestia, as long done by the olden Unicorns of old before that abomination Discord came along and ruined everything... By the way, speaking of him, I must complain that he gave me a surprise in my mane!"
  • Micican J. Frog jumped out of her mane, and sanged "Ragtime Gal".
  • Celestia: "I am so sorry Shineflare, he's still learning, i promise his bad habits will die out soon enough."
  • Shineflare: "Lucky for you, that's besides the point. Anyway, the new co-ruler must always be what one of the rulers values most and is in royal blood relation, But sinse Princess Candence tecnecly now runs the liberated cristail empire these days and there for, can't be given the additional stress of running Equestia as well cause the Empire needs alot of recovering, and Luna has no outside blood relations other then you, we desided that Blueblood is to become the next new Alicorn ruler."
  • Blueblood gasped, then smiled as a squee was heard.
  • Celestia: "Uh, Shineflare, not to question your wistom, but though I considered Bluueblood to be like my nefpew, he's tecnecly not of blood, you see, I adopted him when his biological unicorn parents, the king and queen of the unicorn city Manetroples, wanted me to teach him proper royal teachings, and he already has an oblagation to that city, by law, he can't accept this."
  • Blueblood: Wha--?!? But Aunt Celestia, I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm pretty much the only choice you have. We need to find a new co-ruler by tomorrow.
  • Cosmoto: "Well, uh, yes, you don't have alot of options here Celestia."
  • Celestia: Well, the truth is, I may finally have another who is more worthy. My protege, Twilight Sparkle.
  • Blueblood: What?
  • Councilponies: What?
  • Violet Flame: And what in the hell makes YOU think she's worthy of that? She may be a great hero with the rest of her 5 friends, but she hasn't reached the potential to become a ruler yet.
  • Cosmoto: "Not to mention that "Want it, Need it" spell fiasco with an old doll."
  • Shineflare: "And besides, she's not of blood relation to you!"
  • Celestia: Yes, I'm aware Twilight Sparkle is an unconventional choice due to traditions, that slight over-sight on her behalf, and the whole lineage thing, but I believe she has the potainional still. She's currently learning how to protect her mind from black magic spells. Spells that even her knowledge of occlumency cannot handle. Also...I'll be giving her a task that I'm sure she's capable of completing.
  • Utopius: And that would be?
  • Celestia: Finishing an unfinished spell from one of Star Swirl the Bearded's spell books.
  • Blueblood: Aunt Celestia? Why?
  • Celestia: (Sighs) Blueblood, I know you're at a worthy level, but as I said before, you're not of royal blood of this kingdom. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this years ago, but that's the way it has to be.
  • Blueblood:..But...But...
  • Shineflare: Well...if you think Twilight can pull this off...then I guess it is my royal duty to accept her into our kingdom as a princess. You may offer the task.
  • Celestia: Thank you, Headmaster. (Walks away, leaving Blueblood in disbelief)
  • Blueblood: "Miss Shineflare, are you mad? Twilight is not of royal blood!"
  • Shineflare: "Tecnecly, that is true. But she's still a Unicorn, and of canterlot."
  • Blueblood: "But she's a libarian! Of a simple back-water town of ponyville!"
  • Shineflare: "Tecnecly, my tragicly denied friend, she has parents in Canterlot, meaning she was born in Canterlot."
  • Cosmoto: "Sorry M-m-m-mr. Blueblood, but by logic standerds, if she has a family in Canterlot AND that her brother is married to your tecnecal cousin Candence, ergo, she IS A canterlot Unicorn, and in some sense, she is tecnecly royal blood, if though at the start, it wasn't like that, but the marrage of her brother and Candence changed that otherwise, so, it's not by all means a voilation of traditions. It's unconventional, but not rule breaking in a tecnecally. It does mean Twilight is related to Celestia by marrage law, if not of blood."
  • Blueblood: "But, but, aren't you afraid the bronies would get upset with this?"
  • Shineflare: "Well it's their fault for watching a program meant to cater young ladies. Besides, i'm sure not ALL of them would have a problem about this, and even then, said controversy would die down thanks to much more reasonable Bronies with the right talents."
  • Blueblood: "But I don't think she even WANTS to be a princess! She seems like she's content being a magical adviser, another magic universeity teacher, or even staying in that backwater town's libary, she-"
  • Shineflare: "While that is true, she is fully aware that by tradition law, she has no legal way to be out of it otherwise. Besides, her outlook may be liable to change soon enough. Young Blueblood, I know it's hard to properly understand Celestia's motives, like how she still makes Pred Judu Des look like a maniac instead of a misunderstood hero that he is, but trust me when I say, she knows what she's doing THIS time around."
  • Cometelius: "We apologies master blood, but it cannot be changed otherwise."
  • Shineflare: "Your free to leave. This disgussion has ended."
  • Blueblood said nothing, the angry scowl on his face and man-tears are evident enough. He walked away slowly and angerly.
  • Cometelius:...Wow. He's REALLY taking this hard.

Present

  • Blueblood: And that's how it all started. I was denied the chance to become an Alicorn because...well...I wasn't born in Canterlot. I waited YEARS for that moment, yet after that incident, I felt like it wasn't worth anything. Still, I will not give up so easily. I've made a deal with Dr. Nefarious that will give me what I should've gotten on that very day.
  • Gob: "So, is he gonna give you robotic wings? Cause that would be most jolly roger!"
  • Blueblood: "Actselly, he suggested that, but I refused. I instead insisted on a machince capable of changing the wings of one onto the other without wings."
  • Griff: "A wing transplant machince?"
  • Gob: "Would it be Surgitcal transplant or teliporting transplant?"
  • Blueblood: "By all means, I may be jealious of Sparkle, but not in the way I would seek harm, so I delinced surgitcal! Cause in a sense, that would be painful to me too, I mean, having wings being sewed and stitched to me by a needle?! (Shudders), that's like that gorefic "Cupcakes" in reverse! Not to mention my white color would clash badly with purple wings! As well as the fact that it would be hard to connect the bones to my skeleton. So, I opted for the transporting kind, painless for both parties involved."
  • Gob:...(Laughs) Yeah, that WOULD be kind of weird. Luckily I won't have to hear about it again, otherwise I might puke.
  • Griff: So how is Nefarious gonna make this machine? Usually, teleporting transplant requires magic for a number of things such as the negatives you said. The color, the bones, the stitches? (Gob barfs) I mean, science can make magic look real, but can science literally HARNESS magic? That sounds REALLY weird when you say it out loud.
  • Blueblood: "Nefarious insisted he has both exberts of magic AND science working on it."
  • Gob: That makes more sense.
  • Griff: Well, I sure hope this works. Pony slavery isn't gonna unabolish itself!
  • Gob: And Manehatten isn't gonna destroy itself. Unless a skyscraper collapsed into another causing a domino effect, I don't know.
  • Blueblood: Well, I'm sure it will work. If not, may I be struck by a very fragle glass channdaler, and lvied. (That suddenly happened) OW!!!
  • Gob: Watch out for the chandelier, Blueblood.
  • Blueblood: Yeah, thanks for the warning, douche bag!

Chapter 6: Rekindling A Fractured Relationship

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "Now I bet your wondering why Msm is suddenly getting more involved into this? Well, it's because Tman wanted to do an uncanon fanfic halloween speical as well as once again, doing a fanfic project, and Tman tends to take his sweet time that way. So, Scroopfan is mostly gonna do pretty extended edits, so expect this to have some waiting between additions. Anyway, back to the story."

Canterlot Garden.

  • Midnight was with Twilight.
  • Midnight: "Our situation is dire. Poor Lightning is troubled by her issues with the Rainbow One. I fear these issues may drove her to leave and forsake her quest to finally prove her worth."
  • Twilight: Oh, I'm sure she wouldn't do that. She wouldn't give up her one chance to finally get some respect. If she wasn't scared of pushing too far with her stunts at Wonderbolt Academy, I'm sure she won't be scared now.
  • Taiku: Twilight?
  • Twilight: Taiku. What's up?
  • Taiku: Well, me and my dudes are in the dressing room changing clothes. Yeah, we actually got ourselves some nice clothes like your Lodger friends did.
  • Twilight: That's great. I'll be right there to see them.
  • Taiku: Yeah, and just wait until you see Julie. She's wearing the best damn clothes ever. The design was made by your friend, Rarity.
  • Twilight: Julie? Wearing clothes? Aren't mermaids usually void of clothes?
  • Taiku: Oh, you'll see your answer once you see her.
  • Twilight:... Okay, I'll be right there soon. By the way, have you seen Lightning?
  • Taiku: No. Haven't seen her at all since her attack on RD.
  • Midnight: Oh, there she is! Up on the roof up there! (Lightning is seen sitting on a rooftop crying)
  • Twilight: Oh, that is her.
  • Celestia came over.
  • Celestia: "Oh there she is. I been looking for her everywhere." (Flies up to the roof) Lightning?
  • Lightning: (Sees her)...Princess Celestia? *sniff* Please, I need some privacy. I've been too mentally scarred to do anything for the moment. (Sobs)
  • Celestia: "Blueblood used a mental attack spell on you.... Was it something that frightens you?"
  • Lightning: "Worse..... He..... He made my family and only friends, even Daisy hate me."
  • Celestia: Oh... that's pretty hurtful. (Lightning sobs) Lightning, don't let Blueblood's mental attack stop you from becoming one of my old Elements. Isn't courage what you'll be representing?
  • Lightning:...(Nodds a 'yes')
  • Celestia: Well then you have nothing to worry about. Now wipe away the tears, and let it all out.
  • Lightning: *sniff* Okay. (Takes a deep breath)...Okay, I feel better...barely. (Wipes off a few of her tears)
  • Celestia: And don't worry about Blueblood. He won't be arriving at the Gala, and I made sure he won't ever touch you. But here's a reminder: If you see him, fly away as fast as you can. Can you do that?
  • Lightning:...Yes. I can.
  • Celestia: Good. Now what do you say we go find Rainbow Dash. She wants to talk to you.
  • Lightning: I'm sure she does.

Canterlot palace plaza.

  • Rainbow Dash: "I'M A DISGRACE?!"
  • Icky: "Confound it Rainbow, it's not that bad! Celestia's gonna handle it! She'll snap Lightning out of it, and everything's gonna go right, ok?"
  • Rainbow Dash: You don't get it! I TOTALLY RUINED A POOR SOUL'S LIFE!!! And I even scolded her awhile ago! I'm such a stupid jackass!
  • Donkey Pedestrian: HEY!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Sorry, dude! But still, I made a horrible mistake!
  • Sandy: RD, that ain't no reason to beat yourself up. We all make mistakes sometimes.
  • Rainbow Dash: "It's not like I genisided a panda village or tried to eat some dumb kid or befriended a villain! No! I RUINED SOMEPONY'S LIFE?! I'M THE REPRESENTER OF LOYALTY! AND I BETRAYED LIGHTNING AND HER TRUST BY BEING A JACKASS?! (To the Donkey) No offence."
  • Donkey Pedestrian: None taken.
  • Applejack: Well...why don't you go talk with the Wonderbolts? That always seems to lift your spirit.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Good idea, AJ, but...that doesn't work in this very instant.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, I forgot to go find those animals. Hopefully, I won't mess it up this time. (Runs off)
  • Rarity: (Comes out of the healing facilities) UHHGHH!! FINALLY!!! My precious hair is back!
  • Patrick: Your hair isn't black. It's purple.
  • Rarity: 'Back', not 'Black'! Yeesh, why are you always this weird?
  • Patrick: It's a psychological condition, nothing too serious. It's not hereditary, or anything.
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • Helping Hooves: KINDHEART?!? ARE THEY DONE WITH YA' IN THERE?!?
  • Kindheart: NOT QUITE!!!
  • Pinkie: So how did you guys get to become the old Element bearers?
  • Helping Hooves: Well, I don't like to brag or nothin', but...Celestia chose me because she liked how I guided fillies down the right paths.
  • Applejack: You care for children?
  • Helping Hooves: Dang yeah! I just LOVE children. But not in a pedophile sense, I just like caring and interacting with them. They are just SOOOOOOOOOOO adorable, I just wanna cuddle them forever! I have a job as a kindergarten teacher back in Hoofington. The fillies and colts there love me.
  • Cynder: So you must be representing Guidance, right?
  • Helping Hooves: Yup.
  • Rarity: What about that whore Kindheart? And for a pony with a name like that, I'd say she should be named 'Darkheart'! BLECH!!!
  • Applejack: Rarity, behave!
  • Helping Hooves: Well, for her, she's representin' Compassion. She works at Canterlot's First National Bank tendin' for the poor and helpin' ponies out with mortgages and debts.
  • Rarity: Well, I don't think she's all that compassionate enough to represent Compassion!
  • Kindheart: JUST SHUT UP, YOU BITCHY WHORE!!!
  • Helping Hooves: GIRLS, ENOUGH!!!
  • Kindheart comes out!
  • Kindheart: "It's bad enough I found out my charming prince.... Had a darkside. I will not have my dignity and kind nature be in question! You want prove of compassion? FINE?! I WENT WITHOUT MY PARENTS PERMISSION TO GIVE MONEY TO MY POOR NEIGHTORS WHO WERE IN A MORAGAE DEPT!"
  • Rarity was surprised.
  • Rarity: "You.... You did that? You went out of you way, risked yourself to get in trouble with your mother and father, for the sake of those less fortunate then you?"
  • Kindheart: Yeah. Are you happy?
  • Rarity: Well... I must say, I am proud of you.
  • Kindheart: Oh, you're proud of me? I'm sure you are after almost exposing my tiny tail in front of those band of misfits, just because i accsidently ripped off your mane when i tripped!
  • Rarity: Wait miss Kindheart, not like that at all! I was just saying, i'm glad your not stupidly arrigant like Blueblood, i, uh, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i............... I'm sorry! (Puppy dog eyes) I was the stupid one here.........
  • Kindheart:...Well...alright, apology accepted.
  • Pinkie: What about you, Sincere?
  • Sincere: Well, I got the chance to represent Sincerity. I'm a great and sincere speaker, and I work as a comedian for a TV show, and I--Wow, I'm thirsty! Is there anything to drink around here? (Walks away)
  • Pinkie: Sincere?
  • Helping Hooves: Yeah, she does that a lot. She's got a HUGE case of ADHD.
  • Private: ADHD?
  • Kowalski: Attention Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder. It means she has a low attention span.
  • Helping Hooves: Yeah. But it doesn't happen all the time. She focuses long enough to act on the TV show, but when she isn't on the set, she forgets what she's doing 20% of the time.
  • Sincere: "I got water! (Drinks it in one gulp!) Now, who wants to hear what I am gonna repreent?"
  • Icky: "You told us that already. Your ADHD made you forget."
  • Sincere: "........ PONY POOP?!"
  • Icky: But you've already explained it enough.
  • Sincere: Yeah, I guess you're--Wow, I'm hungry! Is there anything to eat around here? (Leaves)
  • Rainbow Dash: Well...I guess that means Midnight is representing Faith then, huh?
  • ???: That's it in a nutshell. (They all turn around to see Celestia, Taiku, Twilight, Midnight and Lightning back)
  • Rainbow Dash: There you are, Lightning.
  • Lightning: I know what you're gonna say, Rainbow. But I should be the one to apologize for hurting you.
  • Celestia: Yeah, Blueblood did horrible things to her when he mentally attacked her. He gave her visions of her family and friends hating her. Even Daisy.
  • Rainbow Dash: HE DID WHAT?!? (Growls) I AM GONNA STRANGLE THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! (Realises she's over-reacting, and clears her throat) Sorry, got out of hand. But, apology accepted. And I apologize.
  • Lightning: Apology accepted.
  • Icky: "Wow, that was wrapped up rather quickly."
  • Iago: "Mainly cause Tman is absine this time around cause he has his fanfic work again.
  • Celestia: "Well, the Gala is drawing near in the next night. So until then, how's about we take this oppertunity to see Canterlot?"
  • Rarity: "Oh, can we see the Canterlot Mall? I heard they have a fabulious dress shop?"
  • Celestia: If you want to, yes. It even has some dresses that were designed by you.
  • Rarity: Wow, I have great fame already?
  • Applejack: Of course ya' do, sugar-cube. We all do. We represent the New Elements of Harmony, so basically everypony in Equestria knows about us.
  • Twilight: Oh, that reminds me. How was Discord able to find out about our strengths the last time he was freed?
  • Discord: Well, that was quite simple for me, actually. I noticed that when you tried to handle my chaos, I could tell that you had enough potential to stop me. And I was able to determine which elements you represented by looking at both your cutie marks AND the shapes of the jewels encrested on each element. When I saw Twilight's cutie mark, as well as her wide knowledge of magic and intelligence, I could tell you represented magic. By seeing Pinkie's cutie mark as well as observing her hilarious antics, I knew she represented laughter. By seeing Fluttershy's cutie mark as well as her soft-spoken voice and ability to speak with animals, I already knew she represented kindness. The rest you might already get.
  • Twilight: Speaking of Fluttershy, where is she?
  • Helping Hooves: She went out to try and interact with those animals she said were scared of her before.
  • Twilight: Oh, well, I hope she does pretty well.

Canterlot Garden

  • Fluttershy: (Meets up with the gardener) Hello.
  • Gardener: Oh, hello. You must be here to try again with the animals.
  • Fluttershy: Yes.
  • Gardener: Well, Princess Twilight convinced me to give you another chance, so go right ahead.
  • Fluttershy: Thanks. (Enters the area)...(Takes deep breath) Alright, here we go.
  • The garden animals see Fluttershy coming, and hid away right away.
  • Fluttershy sighed. she know this is not gonna be easy, or any different from her last encounter.
  • Fluttershy: "Uh, look, about that night when i may've been.... alittle harsh, I'm sorry...... I'm, actselly a nice pony, and i loved animals very much, but not in the way you think, i am not the canterlot ponies that would be, mean or overbearing, i, i just forgot how to properly approuched animals. So, i kinda want to start over. Please?"
  • Fluttershy makes the cutiest darn puppy dog eyes as a squee was heard.
  • the aniamls were confused by this. She looks like the pony that was overbearing, but she isn't acting like one. Maybe she either changed, or was just too excited the last time they saw her. Though still overly cautious, they slowly and carefully approuched Fluttershy.
  • But the animal that got the most closest was a baby bunny, that is simular to Angel but with black patchs of fur.
  • Fluttershy then give out a piece of lettce.
  • Fluttershy: "I normally would've given a carrot, but a friend I knew told me that, countary to popular belief made by Bugs Bunny, bunnies ain't that much into carrots and that it's like junk food to them and could make them sick if they had too much, so I had to start restrict Angel's carrot intake. He was upset, but, a few slaps to my face later, he gotten over it."
  • the baby bunny sniffed for a few minutes until eating the lattece. He loved it.
  • The animals realised that this pony had food. If they known that earlier they would've socialised sooner.
  • Fluttershy: "I got plenty of food for everyone. So i got birdseed, some vegiables, fruits, imatation tofu meat for the carnivore animals like the Buzzard.... Sorry, I wouldn't feel right using real meat, you understand right?"
  • Buzzard squeaked like he didn't mind too much.
  • Suddenly, a shadow loomed over Fluttershy, causing the animals to panic and make a run for it!
  • Fluttershy: "Wait! I didn't say anything wrong did- (A growl was heard) I? (Gulp), uh oh."
  • Fluttershy looks to see Claddor, animalisticly looking at Fluttershy with a mentally crazed glare. It's appearent that his chain leash is broken, showing he escaped from the secret police goblins, meaning no one can hold him back.
  • Claddor roared at Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: ARRGHH!!! (Runs off, and Claddor roars at her, chasing her)

Canterlot Plaza

  • Twilight: (Hears Fluttershy's screams) That sounds like Fluttershy!
  • Rainbow Dash: She sounds like she's in danger!
  • Skipper: Of course she is in danger! Screams always mean someone's in danger or in pain. Let's roll! (The Lodgers and Ponies headed out for the garden)

Garden

  • Fluttershy: HELP ME!!! (Claddor charges at her viciously, and manages to grab her) ARRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Claddor: RAWWRRR!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Is scared for a while until she realizes something. She uses The Stare on Claddor, but it only confuses him.) Now listen here, you brute!
  • Claddor growled, but Fluttershy smacked him acrossed the face!
  • Claddor began to wimper like a dog.
  • Fluttershy: "Don't you growl or roar at me, mister! You had some nerve trying to hurt Rarity! You need to understand no one has the right to hurt anyone!"
  • Claddor puts Fluttershy down.
  • Claddor: "(Series of grunts), Claddor, (grunts), sorry."
  • Fluttershy: "Just what is the matter with you?"
  • Claddor: "(Grunts). Claddor not well. (Grunts), Claddor has rare mental disorder. Claddor, (grunts), more animal then goblin. Goblins locked Claddor like monster, treat Claddor like monster, make Claddor angry, mean, scary. Claddor just wants to be left alone, but Claddor's little brother Cut-lin betrayed Claddor, had me locked up like a beast, because Claddor in animal state, bit off his hand! Claddor wouldn't willingly do that! Claddor has no one to understand him! Claddor tried to escaped, but stupid mental illness keeps making Claddor black out! All because of swamp Claddor was born in! Claddor not swamp goblin, Claddor forest goblin! Claddor got mental illness and beastly size and mentally, from awful swamp! Cut-lin has illness too, he became different goblin, he's the real beast! Claddor's brother is now an empty shell of revenge against Celestia, who sent goblins to cursed swamp! They are planing something, and white pony unicorn prince with them! They plan to-"
  • Suddenly, chains wrapped around Claddor before he could finished, it was the secret police goblins, lead by Cut-lin.
  • Captain Cut-lin: "That beast is becoming uncontrolable boys! Let's have him chained to the deepest, darkest part of the dunguin! And we have to be quick before the Sun Lady gets wise."
  • Fluttershy: Wait! He was telling me something!
  • Captain Cut-lin: Don't listen to anything he says! He doesn't know what he's saying. He's got a mental condition. Everything he says is a lie.
  • Fluttershy: What you're saying sounds like a lie.
  • Claddor: LET CLADDOR GO!!!
  • Cut-lin: Silence! Take him back to the HQ. And make sure he stays there. (The guards restrain Claddor, and take him away) I'm sorry about his escape, ma'am. He's only trying to get to you so you can be his side dish. I've been trying to cure his mental disorder for years.
  • Fluttershy: But he told me you did something to him.
  • Cut-lin: Yeah, he lied. I'm only doing this for his own good. He's too dangerous for society. I don't think you should see him again. He WILL hurt you. Just like he hurt me. (Shows her his bladed arm) He bit my hand off. He tricked me into thinking that he was rehabilitated, and I paid the price.
  • Fluttershy:...I still don't know about that.
  • Cut-lin: It's true. If you know what's good for you, you must swear to never go near him again. Nor should you tell anyone about his lie. Whoever you tell it to may be hurt by him when they come to trust him. Good day. (Leaves)
  • Fluttershy:...(Sits onto the ground thinking about both Cut-lin and Claddor's words). I'm starting to think something doesn't smell right in the meadow.
  • The gang appeared.
  • Icky: "Yo Flutters, we heard ya scream! Anything ok?"
  • Fluttershy: "Well, that goblin that tried to hurt Rarity, Claddor I think, escaped from the other goblins, and I stopped him with my stare, and, he told me that something's going on. He said it has something to do with Blueblood and those other goblins."
  • Skipper: "Ain't you sure it's just psycotic blabber?"
  • ???: "Princess Celestia!"
  • Spitfire lands down.
  • Spitfire: "Princess, there's something I need to warn you about, It's about the rising of the badland creatures breaking into Equestia! It's impourent! But we can't talk out here! Too many eyes and ears!"
  • Celestia: "Very well, we'll speak of this in my room."
  • Lightning: Well, it's nice your wing is healed, Spitfire.
  • Spitfire: Yeah, that zebra is a real miracle worker.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, Spitfire. I have a confession to make about Lightning.
  • Spitfire: I already know. She's part of the Dust Clan, I get it.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well... Yeah. How did you know?
  • Spitfire: She saved me from this horny centaur who tried to--
  • Rainbow Dash: WHOA, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH!!!
  • Celestia: Well, you guys, me and Spitfire must speak in the Throne Room, and you can't be with us.
  • Lightning: I should be there, too. I know it as much as she does.
  • Celestia: Very well. Come with me. The rest of you can go check out Taiku's friends' outfits.
  • Iago: They're dressing up for the Gala, too?
  • Twilight: Yeah. He even said Julie's got clothes with Rarity's designs.
  • Rarity: Wow, I really AM famous.
  • Applejack: I always thought mermaids were void of clothin'.
  • Taiku: You'll see about that soon, AJ. Let's go. (The group follows Twilight and Taiku)
  • (Taiku): "Now here's when things start to get complincated and interesting at the same time."

Throne Room

  • Celestia: (She and Luna are with Lightning and Spitfire) Alright, you say you found out something about the badland invaders?
  • Spitfire: Yes. Lightning said her Grandfather's spirit informed her of a prophecy that she would make a great change for Equestria.
  • Lightning: He told me it was caused by this gear-headed robot weirdo named Nefarious.
  • Celestia: (Gasps) Dr. Nefarious again? Oh, boy.
  • Spitfire: You know him?
  • Celestia: Yeah, he's the leader of Team Nefarious, and one of the Shell Lodge Squad's enemies. He's really weird. He even freezes and plays a random song when he goes in a rage that only a smack in the face will fix.
  • Lightning: Really? (Laughs) That's something I wanna do sometime.
  • Spitfire: "It gets worse....... Blueblood is helping him."
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) I knew it! I knew he was up to something. I always knew those horrible things he did meant something.
  • Spitfire: You did?
  • Lightning: Yeah, you have no idea. He is such a jerk. He mentally attacked me with his magic and I saw my family and friends hating me.
  • Spitfire: Wow...that seems like a dick move.
  • Celestia: "No doubt it's based on Twilight becoming an Alicorn. Clearly he would only assusiate with scum like Team Nefarious would only be because of Twilight. It's the Sunset Shimmer fiasco again."
  • Lightning: "Who?"
  • Celestia: An old student of mine who...well...didn't get as much worth as Twilight. Anyway, we need to make the Shell Lodgers aware of this.
  • Lightning: Well, what about Blueblood? If he finds out, he might try to-
  • ???: "Leave that to us."
  • Suddenly, Rachet and Clank appeared.
  • Rachet: "If Blueblood and his buds get curious of what's going on, we'll make sure he'll answer to us."
  • Spitfire: EWW!!! Is that a cat on steroids?!? That looks hideous!!!
  • Celestia: Relax, Spitfire! This is Ratchet and Clank from the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters. They've been through scrapes with Dr. Nefarious before.
  • Spitfire:...Oh...but still, you look like a cat on steroids.
  • Ratchet: (Sighs)
  • Clank: Yes, we're here to make sure that Blueblood and Nefarious don't try anything sneaky. Me and Ratchet have been spying on Blueblood since his first incident with that mini-hydra. He's helping two others.
  • Celestia: You mean Griff and Gob?
  • Clank: Yes.
  • Celestia: Well, what about them?
  • Ratchet: Well, apparently, they want revenge on you for some reasons. Griff wants it because he wants pony slavery back, and Gob wants it because he wants Manehatten destroyed because the island was stolen from his kind.
  • Celestia: Of course. I should've known.
  • Lightning: Well, this is gonna be a wild adventure.
  • Clank: Indeed, but Major Monogram has ordered us to hold off on the attack until Nefarious strikes.
  • Spitfire: "You mean, have the party anyway even dispite that they're gonna-"
  • Celestia: "I know it's risky Spitfire, but if we suddenly cancel the party, Nefarious would realise we're onto him, and things would get worse if he desides a frontal assult."
  • Spitfire: "...... Ok Princess, I just hope both you and Rachet know what you're both doing."
  • Lightning: Should we tell the Lodgers about this, too? They might be of some help to us as well.
  • Clank: Monogram did say that as long as they're willing to play along about Nefarious being on the attack, it could work. Provided if Blueblood is made ignorent to this as possable.
  • Ratchet: Which probably means yes.
  • Celestia: Alright. But no one else should know about it.
  • Spitfire: Okay, let's go find those Lodgers. Where did you say they were, your highness?
  • Celestia: They were with Taiku checking out his friends' outfits.
  • Lightning: Then let's get to the dressing room.
  • Ratchet: We'll take care of the rest. C'mon, Clank! (Clank hops onto his back, and they jump out the window, activating Clank's copter pack)

Canterlot Dressing Room

  • Icky: "Again we're doing the dress changing scene?"
  • (Taiku): Oh, don't worry, it won't take that long.
  • Taiku: I was gonna say that!
  • (Taiku): Too bad, I called dibs, dough-boy!
  • Taiku: I'm you, ya' dumbass!
  • (Taiku): And I'm you, too!
  • Kaa: (Dubbed as King Julien) OOOOH, BURN! He got you good!
  • Taiku: Anyway, let's get on with it!

Slideshow

  • Edgar: (Wearing a dark-blue robe covered in diamonds)...Wicked cool, bro!
  • Jimmy: (In a dark-red robe with rubies)
  • Murray: (In a dark-green robe with emeralds)
  • Sid: (In a dark-yellow robe with topaz) DUUUUUUDE!!! I look hip enough to impress the mares out there.
  • James: (He and Eddy are in a half-orange and purple robe with golden encrests) Uhhgh, is it just me, or does this just make us look like Two-Face?
  • Dan: (Wearing a dark-blue tuxedo with golden buttons and cufflinks) Do I look formal, or what?
  • Claude: (In a tiny dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons, and has regal hair)
  • Molly: (In a yellow glittery dress and pretty jewelry) I feel like a new woman in these clothes.
  • Gwen: (Wearing a regal black dress with fake feathers on it as well as a regal feathered scarf and hat) Is this frou-frou?
  • Taiku: Oh, don't be such a warbler, you look great!
  • Amy: (Comes out in a bottomless glittery blue dress encrested with sapphires, along with some sapphire earrings, and a golden diamond-encrested necklace) Whoo, baby!
  • Phil: (Wearing a dark-brown tuxedo with golden buttons and cufflinks) Nice.
  • Alan: (Wearing a green tuxedo) Nice.
  • Stu: (Wearing a dark-blue tuxedo with silver buttons) Nice times a zillion.
  • Courtney: (Wearing a red dress similar to the female giant from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) Does this dress make my butt look big?
  • Godfry: (Wearing a dark-orange tuxedo)
  • Griffth: (Wearing a dark-green tuxedo and has a great hairdo) I don't need to shapeshift in order to look good in THIS attire.
  • Princess Alice: (Comes out in a purple glittery dress and is wearing a regal feathered hat, and a purple feathered scarf)
  • Taiku: DAMN!!! You look better than you have before.
  • Princess Alice: Yeah, if only Brandon were here.
  • Louis: (Comes out wearing a similar tuxedo like Spike's) I look rather nice...but the hat just may be far too big for me.
  • Taiku: Where's Julie?
  • Julie: (From inside) I...I'm nervous, Taiku!
  • Taiku: (Sighs) Aw, c'mon, Julie! You'll look great. Just come out.
  • Julie:...Okay...
  • Twilight: Okay, how is she gonna walk without any--(Julie suddenly comes out with a cyan-blue glittery dress with a translucent bottom. She is also bearing barefoot legs, and her hair is smoothened out with a flower in it)...Wow.
  • Icky: GOOD GRAVY, SHE'S BIPEDAL!!!
  • Sparx: "DAMN?!"
  • Twilight: Wha--she has legs? But I thought she was a neustoform mermaid. She doesn't get legs when dry. That's why Griffth is her mobility.
  • Taiku: Well, I needed to fix that. I used my magic to turn her into an pedoform mermaid so she can have feet when dry and fins when wet.
  • Julie: Um...I'll just go now, I feel a bit embarassed.
  • Taiku: Are you kidding, girl? You were an embarassment when you wore that dress with fins, but with toes, you look like as much of a chick as Amphitrite.
  • Julie: You think so?
  • Taiku: I don't have to think, I know. You look so hot, you make angelfish look like Joseph Merrick.
  • Julie: (Blushes)
  • Lord Shen: "Well Everyone, i must say this has been going nicely."
  • Julie: Well...being dry after the past 13 years has made me thirsty. Anyone got a drink of water?
  • Banzai: Water say what now?
  • Applejack: I thought she was scared of water. What in tarnation does she mean by being wet for 13 years?
  • Twilight: Well, I should tell you about that. When we were banished by Eagle-Beak 13 years ago, Julie had conquored her fear of water to save Courtney from drowning.
  • Julie: It's true. (Drinks some water)
  • Icky: Wait, if she was REALLY scared of water back then, what WAS she drinking all her life?
  • Julie: Fruit juice and milk.
  • Icky: Well how did you clean yourself?
  • Julie: "Ok, now that's personal info, Birdbrain!"
  • Icky: Sorry, didn't think that through.
  • Taiku: Well, to answer your question, she used saunas.
  • Icky: But isn't steam the gaseous form of water?
  • Griffth: Well, I told her it wasn't water so she could just get herself cleaned for a change.
  • Julie: Griffth, you know I'm sensitive about these things.
  • Icky: Girl, you aren't humiliated. No one is laughing at you right now, are they?
  • Trixie: (Scoff, and snickers until Gilda smacks her) Owch!
  • Icky: "Well, no one but argurablity Trixie, I guess."
  • Julie: (Blushes) I should probably go now.
  • Taiku: Don't mind her, Julie. You still look great.
  • Julie: Thank you, Taiku. You always know how to cheer a mermaid up.
  • Lord Shen: "Since the Gala draws near by the next day, I just would like to say that everything seems to be going accordingly smooth." (Suddenly, Celestia, Lightning and Spitfire arrive)
  • Celestia: Guys, we have a problem.
  • Lord Shen: What is it?
  • Celestia: It appears Blueblood is plotting something with Team Nefarious, and is gonna strike any moment now.
  • Skipper: Oh, boy!
  • Missing Link: Well, it didn't take THAT long for him to hatch another plan.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Is there more?
  • Lightning: Yes. Are you familiar with a cat-thing and a robot named Ratchet and Clank?
  • Po: Yeah. And to correct you, Ratchet is a Lombax. In fact, his own race had a little snag of it's own years ago.
  • Lightning: Whatever.
  • Celestia: They came and said that the ATNFF is on our side, and won't move into action until Nefarious attacks. They said we could tell you guys as long as you're willing to play along with Nefarious' plan.
  • Viper: We're in, then.
  • Icky: "So, we have to pretend to play stupid and surprised for Nefarious so he doesn't do anything worse then what he is already gonna do? Sure why not, I get kicks out of making villains look stupid in the last minute."
  • Twilight: "Blueblood is with Nefarious?! But, why?"
  • Lightning: "Uh, sorry if I sound like a jerk mule, but, depends, did Blue-for-brains ever acted, strange or like a jackass around you?"
  • Twilight: "..... Well, on a day after my corination....."

Flashback.

  • Twilight was still in her princess gowns, facing a royal mirror.
  • Twilight: "Wow.... I am a princess...... This is incredable but at the same time, not entirely something I asked for... But the unicorn council insisted I have no way to back out of this, so, I guess i have to lay back and accept it..... But on the positive note, at least everypony has no problem with this."
  • ???: "(Burps), Maybe the idiotic majority, but not me, sparkle-pants! (Hiccup)"
  • Twilight looks to see Blueblood drunk, holding a bottle of very strong apple cider, his tie messed up, looking as if he has 5 o'clock shadow, and his mane a mess.
  • Blueblood: "(Slurred) I have my own opition on you, you (burps) dirty little donkey! (Hiccups)"
  • Twilight: "Uh, Blueblood? Please calm down. Celestia warned me you might not be happy of her desidion and the council's final words in this, and also, your obviously drunk, so you have no control of what your saying, so, please go find some place to relax and sleep it off, ok? I promise then we'll have an intelligent conversation about this! Please know I didn't even intent on becoming a princess, but I also can't convince Celestia and the councl ponies out of it otherwise so, neither of us have a choice in this!"
  • Blueblood: "(Slurred) NOT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT CRAP ABOUT THE LAW OR HOW CELESTIA JUST, MOMMIES YOU! (BURPS!)"
  • Twilight: "Hey, Celestia does NOT mommy me! She, does treat me fairly well, but only because i did incredable things to earn her abmiration, I mean, Equestia would've been a poorer place if it wasn't for me!"
  • Unknown to them, Twilight's friends were secretly watching this conversation going down.
  • Blueblood: "(Slurred) Wanna know what yer problem is? (Hiccup), You stolen my right to be Alicorn! I needed that position to finely prove I am of true worth, cause thanks to one of your slut friends, everyone in equestia thinks I am some kind of (burps), mm, joke!"
  • Twilight: "That's not true!"
  • Blueblood: "(slurred, angry sounding) Have you even seen WHAT THE CELESTIA DAMNED BRONIES ARE SAYING ABOUT ME?!"
  • Twilight: "Yeah, uh, Celestia told me not to look into that, cause, their fan creations sometimes tends to be desterbing.... I hear some bronies are actselly sexually attracted to us, I mean, i am not sure to feel flattered, or worried about the mental health of our show's fans."
  • Blueblood, in anger, broke his cider bottle to us as a weapon!
  • Blueblood: "(Slurred) SLUT! I AM GONNA USE MY HAPPY DRINK TO CUT OFF THOSE WINGS, THEN I AM GONNA HIRE A SURGIN TO SHEW THEM ON! I'LL BE AN ALICORN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! (BURPS)"
  • Twilight: "Blueblood, wait, STOP!" (Twilight's friends come in)
  • Applejack: Hold it, Blueblood! You've been drinkin' way too much apple cider.
  • Rarity: Yeesh, I knew he was a jerk, but I never knew he was THAT much of a jerk.
  • Blueblood: COME HERE, YOU POSITION-STEALING WHORE!
  • Rainbow Dash: Stop right there! (The ponies pin Blueblood down)
  • Blueblood: "BOBBA BOOIE, BABBA BOOIE, HOWERD STERN'S- (Rainbow Dash knocks him out with a chear) OHH! (Dizzy) When you wish apown a star, you'll get lots of stuff. (Falls into unconjustusness.)."
  • Fluttershy: Wow. He looks like he's been through a lot of trouble.
  • Twilight: Well, he was the previous choice for the new co-ruler of Canterlot, but he was replaced by me since he wasn't born in Canterlot. He must still be jealous. Hopefully, knocking him out will keep him asleep long enough for the cider to wear off on him.
  • Applejack: Yeah. I NEVER drink too much apple cider like that. Unlike Pinkie. I know how much she likes our apple cider. She once got drunk because of it. I had to knock her out and bring her home until the cider wore off.
  • Pinkie: That didn't happen to me. I don't remember getting drunk on apple cider.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, at least it's not as bad as how FiMFlamFilosophy made you drink a ton of apple lichor in his Mentally Advanced Series.
  • Applejack: (Sternly) Do NOT mention that again!
  • Twilight: "Hey i ain't too fond of that neither. That show makes me look like an uncaring jerk, and for some reason, a guy."
  • Applejack: "Well, here's hoping this is gonna be the worse he can do."

Reality.

  • Applejack: "And now, I feel like an idiot for saying that during that time."
  • Cynder: Well that's putting it mildly, isn't it?
  • Twilight: "You can count on us to play stupid on this whole thing, but, I am concerned, who knows what Blueblood plans to do with me?"
  • Lightning: "Whatever it is, it's big."
  • Sandy: "Well, knowing that Nefarious DOES have some proofen case of intelligents, and plently of mad geniuses with him, I bet it would involve some kind of way to get's Twilight's wings to Blueblood."
  • Spike: I still can't believe my Rarity's ex-boyfriend is in cahoots with Nefarious.
  • Sparx: But if Dorkblood wanted to be king, why didnt he just go to the leage and save him the trouble of trusting Team Scumfarious.
  • Iago: "Uh Sparx, did you forgot about that "Fudge" plan we did to them in that funny robot episode?"
  • Icky: "Yeah Sparx, that was when they tried to ruin our cred by making trash-mouth videos of us and we had Geloto's help teaching them a lesson. I said that a few times before already. In fact, they should still be in the middle of fudge season and won't come out after this episode is finish. Also, the producer replaced them with Ne-dork-ious, remember the meeting we had with that?"
  • Sparx: "Oh... I forgot.... But don't you think the leage might've gave him better results then Nefarious? I mean, the leage has stronger numbers, powerful members, and proven comident science, and yet he went for those collection of dorks?"
  • Icky: "Well, again, remember that we have the leage trapped in fudge, so they were unable to do anything except avoid fudge eating fire-breathing ants for awhile until this episode is done. And I feel repetitive repeating that."
  • Sparx: "Then, why didn't he went for the Scourge Imperials?"
  • Trixie: "I hear talk that A, The Dark Dragon is still in the midst of quelling his weekly rebellion problems... Also, B, he's rumored to be a voilent hater of ponies."
  • Sparx: Translation: It's our so-called fudge plan's fault Blueblood's now in cahoots with Nefarious since the leage and imperials are out of commition until the end of this mess we are about to deal with isn't it?
  • Celestia: "Actselly, I consider it a good thing it's not the Villain Leage or the Scourge Imperials, cause then things would've been even worse. At least with Nefarious, we were able to see him coming."
  • Spyro: "Yeah, so why would you say that, Sparx?"
  • Sparx: "Don't get mad at me, Tman who finally came back was the one who wrote that line!"
  • Taiku: I tought we all agreed to never play the blame game on our producers.
  • Lord Shen: I do believe Master Taiku has a very good point, dragonfly. Both the producers really mean well.
  • Spyro: "Nor should we do it on eachother. It's best we reserve our strengh against Nefarious and his followers." 
  • Icky: "Ok, let's all take a chill pill for the night. By morning, we'll make a quick trip to ponyville for Twilight and friends to brush up on what they're doing this time around, then when Night comes, it's Gala time, babes."

Chapter 7: The New Grand Galloping Gala..... Quickly goes to shit.

Taiku's room.

  • Taiku: "Now, here's when things get even more interesting then already. Cause after that quick Ponyvillian break, the gang was indeed ready for the Gala, and, pretty much something oddly familier happens."

Canterlot outskirts, nighttime.

  • Rows of Chariots are seen heading torwords Canterlot, along with our heroes carriot.
  • When it Stops, Something like this happened.

(Let's face it, we all knew it was coming.)

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My Little Pony Friendship is Magic At the Gala (Best Night Ever Song)

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  • Discord: "THE PARTY GOING ON NOW, WE'RE GONNA PARTY, WE'RE GONNA PARTY! HELP ME, I CAN'T STOP MYSELF! SOMEBODY BREAK THE STONE, SOMEBODY BREAK THE STONE, AW, YA KNOW I FEEL IT?!"
  • Then Discord noticed that he was being an idiot.
  • Discord: (Sheepish) Aw, that's enough.
  • (Taiku): With the louge aware of the soon to be arriving threat on the horizon as the night began, The Anti-Nefarious freedom fighters, after they got Sctrach and Grounder to spill the beans of every single detail of Nefarious' little machine through alot of good cop and bad cop intorrgating and finally getting the the truth out of the two through a truth spilling virus XR made for robots, assembled many of the louges supporters and all their possivle allies for the upcoming battle and pulling the plug on Nefarious' plans for Bluedork for good.

ANFF HQ

  • Many of the louges supporters and possible allies of the freedom fighters were chattering as Rachet and Buzz prepared to speak to them.
  • Buzz: "As you all are aware, Nefarious, All of Team Nefarious, Zurg included, and various native allies to them and are cahoots with the Celestial sisters' unicorn nephew are soughting to attack the Gala Ball. We have to be both crafty and stealthy about this. We need to ne near, but not really there at the exact same time. Any suggestions for that?"
  • The crowed mummered to themselfs as Rachet spoke.
  • Rachet: Allright, everyone. We stand together on the night of Nefarious' assault on the Grand Galloping Gala and the eve of Equestria's soon to be darkest hour with his pawn Blueblood becoming both alicorn and king, but with your help, we will help the louge counter both Nefarious and Blueblood's plans and be victorious in this soon to be arriving interprize. And there's only one good thing that will come of it. And that's the revealtion of the lost Elements of Harmony.
  • Major Monogram: Now I know you have fought with the louge before and we're asking so much of you on this night, but Nefarious, Doofinzmirtz, Blueblood and those native bad land allies who have joined forces with them leave us no other choice.... We either have to let Nefarious think he actselly has the upper hand, or end up making things worse then already.
  • XR: Trust me, nothing is gonna stop us from getting the drop on those Nefarious scumbags!
  • Perry: Grrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrr!
  • XR: "I didn't say anything offenceive, did i?"
  • Carl the intern: "No, that's all Parry can say. We're from a world where animals can't talk."
  • XR: "Oh."
  • Monogram: "Let's all remember that soon, an extreme event is gonna happen, and we can only hope for the best."
  • Rachet: And when Nefarious and Blueblood think they have won, we make our move while they enjoy their little victory about turned sour and take them by suprise and once dawn comes and the struggle ends, Blueblood's short lived night as alicorn king will be through, the wing producing machine is destroyed, those mythical badland allies of Nefarious are defeated and both Nefarious and Blueblood are brought to justice.
  • The louge's supporters and freedom fighters cheered wildy.

Canterlot ball entery.

  • Cut-lin and some goblins were the bouncers for the party.
  • The gang appeared.
  • Captain Cut-lin: "Names."
  • Taiku showed a VIP pass to Captain Cut-lin and the bouncer goblins.
  • Cut-lin crumbles it!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "I SAID I WANT YOUR BLOODLY NAMES, YA MONGELS?! I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BUSINESS CARD?!"
  • Sid: Sweet Mother of Peal!
  • Secret Police Goblins appeared and pointed spears at the gang!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "I'll give ya'll one last chance to say yer names!"
  • (Taiku:) You guys might wanna see the freedom fighters battle plans, the name sayings gonna take a while.

ANFF HQ

  • Buzz: When we get into Equestria, each of you will be assigned to a unit. Make sure you all know who's incharge of it. Listen to what they tell you, and carry out what you are tasked to do without any questions. We clear on that?
  • Everyone muttered in agreement.
  • Buzz: If you do have any questions, ask your unit commander. We'll meet and assemble at Equestria's boarder were Nefarious attacked the guards once they and their allies leave for their assult on the Gala Ball. Perry will be our path and advantage finder, keep a good eye on him and he'll get us to where we need to go. Our first objective is simple, free the boarder guards.
  • XR: "Well, Duh!"
  • Major Monogram: Now I won't kid you all, this going to be one heck of a fight once we advance onto Canterlot, but if we all stick to the plan, our assignments and if those who were fortunate to escape during the assult tell us what they know, I say we still stand a couragous fighting chance.
  • Rachet: And one more thing, this victory, the lost element bearers power unfolding, helping the lougers, destroying that machine and bringing Nefarious, Blueblood and those who follow them to justice will depend heavely on eveyone's part and cooperation in pulling off this victory. But once our work is done, we'll have a victory Galla Ball.
  • Buzz: Allright. Thats it then. Dismissed!

Gala Entry.

  • Taiku: "There, that's everyone, Captain Chainsaw! Now let us in?!"
  • Captain Cut-lin: "Now, was that so hard? Go ahead and enjoy yourselfs, you crazy kids..."
  • Sid: What the hell is your problem, dude? Do you even KNOW how you're supposed to treat guests?
  • Cut-lin: I didn't make the rules, scaley! I just beat up the people who don't follow 'em!
  • Taiku: (Shrugs) Whatever. Later. (Everyone leaves)
  • Godfry: What an asshole!
  • Edgar: Yeah!
  • Taiku: Well, we'll have to get used to it. Goblins aren't that nice to people because the reptilian part of their brains are enlarged, meaning they're mostly aggressive and mean.
  • Jimmy: Nice to know.
  • Alan: "Hey, we're not mostly agreesive and mean!..... That often! That Cut-lin guy clearly is just more assertive! Also, he propbuly hates us the most cause Blueblood hates us."
  • Taiku: "Are you sure about that?"
  • A Regal Pony couple came forth.
  • Cut-lin: "Name."
  • The male gave a card.
  • Cut-lin: "Lord and Lady Bufferstian...... Seems legit. You can go in."
  • Taiku and the gang over-heard that.
  • Taiku: "WHAT?! HOW COME WHEN I DID THAT, HE THREW A HISSY FIT, BUT WHEN THEY DO IT, HE HAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL?!"
  • Alan: "Like I said, he hates us cause Blueblood hates us."
  • Julie: (Tries walking in her new legs, but is wobbly while doing it) Whoa! WHOAOAH! Whoaoah! Yahwhoa! Whoa whoa whoa! Gosh, I'm not good at walking.
  • Godfry: "But why would Blueblood hate us?"
  • ???: "Because you assuiate yourselfs with Rarity."
  • everyone sees Blueblood, Griff and Gob.
  • Rarity: "WHA-HA-HA-HA?!"
  • Lightning: "What're you doing here?!"
  • Taiku: "I thought Celestia booted your sorry butt out of the party?!"
  • Blueblood: "Well, she UN-BOOTED me out by Unicorn Council request. After all, I am the commanding factor of the Secret Goblin Police, and in order for them to be present at all to this party for security, I must be as well."
  • Griff: "Yeah, so tough break if you thought you were gonna be rid of us THAT easily!"
  • Gob: "Shows you can't keep a good goblin down."
  • Taiku: "How could the Unicorn Council do this? Why didn't Celestia's Parents butted them out of this?!"
  • Griff: "Oh tough break, kiddo, they couldn't do that or attend the party due to a series of pirate raids going on in Desteny Islands, so the council ponies have no problem making Celestia reconsider about kicking Blue out of the party."
  • Gob: "But I thought you lot would consider that a good thing that the unicorn council started to favor mythic beasts for once."
  • Taiku: "Well, not if it's the WRONG kind of Mythic Beasts, espeically if you guys are gonna be party poopers!"
  • Blueblood: "Oh just be glad Celestia is still being stubbern to them about Pred Judu Des! If anything, if she had not, and if those fans of his in the council had their way, Pred and his Daughters would be guests of honor!"
  • Icky: "While i can't argue with that, we ain't completely frilled Celestia allowed herself to be panised into letting you attend the party anyway!"
  • Taiku: "Come on guys, we can do better then let the three muska-jerk-ters ruin our party. Just ignor them like that annoying colored flash in your eye after you got glared in the eyes by a flash of any kind."
  • Lightning: (Flies off like Celestia told her to if she saw Blueblood again after fearing he was gonna torture her again)
  • Blueblood: That's right! Run away, Lightning RUST! Now, before the rest of you can leave, I want some business with you.
  • SpongeBob: What do you want, Blueblood?
  • Blueblood: I wanna know where Twilight Sparkle is! I need to have...a conversation with her. And YOU (Points at Taiku), you're gonna tell me where she is!
  • Taiku: And what if I don't?
  • Blueblood: (Uses his mental attack on him, giving him visions of his horrible origins involving wolves and being lost in a snowy forest)
  • Taiku: NOO!!! NOT THE MENTAL ATTACK!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!
  • Blueblood: If you do not tell me where Twilight is, then the visions will only get worse.
  • Taiku: I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN USED TO THIS ANYWAY!!! I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!!
  • Blueblood: Oh, a wise guy, huh? Well, how about THIS?!? (Gives him an even worse vision)

Vision

  • Celestia: (MU is in ruins, and hundreds of dead student bodies lay everywhere. Celestia and Taiku watch horribly) No!
  • Taiku:...Princess, I--
  • Celestia: I don't wanna hear ANYTHING you have to say, Taiku! The lives of all the students of MU have been lost because of YOU!
  • Taiku:...
  • Celestia: Your unforgiveness and jealousy have cost me my kingdom, my life, and MU! Even Twilight is gone!
  • Taiku: (Bursting in tears) I'm sorry! It was all an accident!
  • Celestia: SILENCE! You are no longer worthy of being my top student!
  • Taiku:...But...what will I do now?
  • Celestia: It doesn't matter to me. Now leave! You are of no use to me anymore! 
  • Taiku: Please!
  • Celestia: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, NOW!
  • Taiku:...(Starts crying, and flies away, as Eagle-Beak's laughter is heard)

Reality

  • Blueblood: "Well, are you gonna tell me where Twilight is, or what?!"
  • Taiku: "(Cries), SHE WENT TO GREET THE GUESTS?! HAPPY NOW YOU DEMENTED RETARD?!":
  • Blueblood shocks Taiku into a periment mental attack spell where he sees his horrors again and again.
  • Blueblood: "Good day, everyone."
  • Blueblood, Griff, and Gob left.
  • Icky: "Oh way to rat out Twilight, Mr. "Twilight's best friend", Now there's no telling what he wants!?"
  • Taiku is insanely crying hard.
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, forgot, your trapped under a mental attack daze."
  • Merlin: (Sighs) I'll handle this. (Approaches Taiku, and does a spell) To stop you from shedding another tear, I clear your mind of your greatest fear! (The spell wipes out Taiku's mental attacks)
  • Taiku: (Pants in fear while still bursting in tears)...
  • Alice: Taiku, what did you see?!?
  • Taiku:...Celestia...abandoned me! (Lies on the ground crying)
  • Gwen: Oh my God, he did NOT show him that!
  • (Taiku): "....... Yeah, i perfer not to add onto that subject.... WAY too painful!"
  • Lord Shen: "We need to apprehand Blueblood while we can!"

Meanwhile.

  • Twilight was just about to wait for the oncoming guests.
  • Twilight: "Greeting the guests for Celestia will be quick and efficent when I am done with this, and if quick enough, i'll have plently of time to have fun at the Gala."
  • Lightning Dust: (Flies into the room) Twilight! Blueblood is coming!
  • Twilight: WHAT?!? But I thought Celestia forbade him from coming to the Gala!
  • Lightning: Yeah, that STUPID Unicorn Council had to allow him to go anyway since he runs GLEA. We'll just have to accept the fact that he's staying, no questions asked!
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) I HATE that Council!
  • Lightning Dust: You need to get out of here right now!
  • Twilight: But I'm in the middle of greeting guests! I can't just leave!
  • Lightning: Twilight, Blueblood is coming to fuck up with your mind, and you're choosing to have fun with it? He hurt Taiku's feelings with that crap!
  • Twilight: HE DID WHAT?!? (Shrugs) THAT'S TOO FAR!!! I AM GONNA STRANGLE HIM!!! (Marches away) That whiny man-bitch thinks he can mess with my best friend, he's got his horses crossed!
  • Lightning: Twilight, he'll rip your mind to shreds! You have to leave!
  • Twilight: No way! I'm gonna teach him a lesson! (Her horn glows in black magic) I'll teach him a lesson he won't soon forget!
  • Lightning: (Gasps) Twilight, you're going too far!
  • Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! HE WILL PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO TAIKU!!! (Leaves off glowing in black magic)
  • Lightning: Twilight, no! Oh no, oh no, oh no! (Flies off and finds Princess Celestia) YOUR HIGHNESS!!! TWILIGHT'S GONE OUT OF CONTROL!!!
  • Celestia: What? What do you mean?
  • Lightning: Well, Blueblood has mentally attacked Taiku's mind, and hurt him real bad, and is coming after Twilight! But when I told Twilight, she went in a rage, and she started glowing green and purple. Her eyes were glowing menacingly and--
  • Celestia: WHAT?!? TWILIGHT IS USING BLACK MAGIC?!?
  • Lightning: Yeah, she must be upset about Blueblood's attack on Taiku!
  • Celestia: Oh no! I need to stop her! She's gonna go too far if someone doesn't do anything about it! (Teleports away)

Hallway.

  • Griff: "Say, what did you wanted to talk to Twilight for?"
  • Blueblood: "It's only gonna be a simple conversation."
  • Gob: "About what?"
  • Blueblood: "(Scoffs), Do i have to explain everything? To merely apologies for my drunk rampage sometime back. You see, not only do I want to get something off my chest, but I believe it would ease off any susbition on us.... Not that there is anything suspitious about us."
  • Griff: "So, why did y'all mental attacked that sell-out Taiku guy?"
  • Blueblood: "I don't take kindly to those that dare defy my will. That stupid d-list fanfic celeberty challnaged my ahority, and I merely corrected him."
  • Gob: "But aren't you worried that karma would cause a very nasty misunderstanding?"
  • Blueblood: "Oh what could possability go wrong?"
  • Griff: "Oh no.... Those are karma triggering words."
  • Gob: "TAKE COVER!"
  • Gob and Griff hide!
  • Blueblood: "Oh come on, you simpletons! There's no such thing as kar-"
  • Twilight: BLUEBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! (A black glow appears)
  • Blueblood: What the fu--(The magic hurts him hard) OWCH!!! WHO IS THAT?!? (He sees Twilight with glowing green eyes, and a horn glowing in black magic) Twilight? You're using black magic? I thought you were--
  • Twilight: I GOTTEN OVER THAT FROM A COMPLICATED ADVENTURE CAUSED BY A CAPTAIN GUTT WANNA-BE?! You are gonna pay for what you did to Taiku!
  • Blueblood: Wha--how did you know?!?
  • Twilight: Lightning told me! NOBODY HURTS MY BEST FRIEND, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC JERK!!! (Her horn glows brighter in black magic) SUFFER MY WRATH!!!
  • Blueblood: Whoa whoa, Twilight, there's no need to get angry!
  • Twilight: Why shouldn't I?
  • ???: Because it's not the right thing to do! (Celestia appears)
  • Twilight: Celestia? (Her horn and eyes stop glowing)...I can explain!
  • Blueblood slowly tried to sneak away while the going's good with Griff and Gob.
  • Celestia: BLUEBLOOD! You and your associates aren't going anywhere! You've gone too far with your mental attack spell!
  • Blueblood: But--
  • Celestia: You almost caused Twilight to do something she would regret!
  • Blueblood: I didn't know it would piss her off, you're highness! I mean, I knew she had stress issues, but I thought she was a decent pony! Decent enough to handle her anger easily. Also, i didn't even sought harm this time, i merely saw this as an oppertunity to give apologies for the drunk rampage fiasco.
  • Celestia: Well, i'm glad you started to grow a sense of common sense THIS time around..... But still, you're going too far with that spell! That's why I have no choice but to take it away from you! (Uses her magic to take away Blueblood's mental attack spell)
  • Blueblood: Uuuhhggh! You gave me a migraine.
  • Celestia: Now I want you to leave Twilight alone, as well as her friends. Do you understand?
  • Blueblood:...(Sighs) Yes, your highness. (They leave, and Celestia stares at Twilight disappointingly)
  • Twilight:...(Gets worried)...I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry, Princess Celestia! I-I didn't mean to go too far! Please forgive me!
  • Celestia: Don't worry, Twilight. I forgive you. But I must advise you to not release your anger through your horn. It will corrupt you as quickly as a paraprite's reproduction. You must promise me never to do that again.
  • Twilight:...(Starts sobbing a bit)...I promise.
  • Celestia: Okay. (SpongeBob and the others come with a still crying Taiku)
  • Tulio: Twilight! Are you okay? Did Blueblood hurt you in any way? (Sees Twilight barely crying)
  • Patrick: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
  • Celestia: She's been through too much. She found out what Blueblood did to Taiku, and started going in a black magic rage, and tried to hurt Blueblood.
  • Applejack: Dad gum, are you serious?
  • Celestia: "I wish i could say this is all an albaberte prank, but I try to reserve that for Apirl Foals Day."
  •  Godfry: "Well, what did that psyco wanted from Twilight?!"
  • Celestia: "Oddly and ironicly enough, he wanted to offer an apology to Twilight for his drunken outburst when Twilight was still adjusting to become princess."
  • Alice: "WELL WHY THE HELL HE DIDN'T TELL US IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
  • Celestia: "He propbuly doesn't like you guys cause of Rarity."
  • Alan: "Now see, what did I just say?"
  • Helping Hooves: "I recon now ain't a good ol' time for "i told ya so", partner."
  • Icky: "Well it propbuly didn't help Taiku should've been abit more respectful to that butthead. Trust me, from my exspearience as a louger, it's never a good idea to piss off or disrespect someone who can do bad things to you UNLESS it's for a very good cause, or better yet, at least tried to be more charasmatic to convince Blue-for-blood-brains to fess up what he wanted Twilight for!"
  • Iago: Ya think you knew a guy.
  • Lightning: "Let's just go back to the party, forget about what happen, AND enjoy ourselfs, ok?"
  • Everyone left, who unknown to them, were watched by Blueblood, Griff and Gob.
  • Blueblood: "Well, it's a good thing I kept my secret notes for the mental attack."
  • Blueblood and his cohorts left.

The Gala.

  • Twilight: "Celestia, your gonna have to get someone else to greet the guests. I, don't feel like it anymore."
  • Celestia: "I understood. I'll have one of my advisers do the greeting."
  • Icky: "Gees, your gonna blow off alot of rich ponies who were excited to meet you cause of a bad scrape?"
  • Twilight: "I almost ended up becoming no better then Sombra, so I can't handle myself right now! I just, want a quiet time at the Gala."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, that would be tough, cause Pinkie Pie went and she said she's gonna play Smash Mouth Music."

Suddenly, that happens.

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  • Icky: WHAT THE HECK?!?
  • Claude: Well, there goes the neighborhood!
  • Pinkie: "COME ON, COME ON, AND TELL ME, WHY ARE YA STAREING, COME ON, COME ON, AND STOP! WHY ARE YA STAREIN-"
  • Iago: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! (Pinkie stops)
  • Tigress: Iago!
  • Iago: What? She's sung it enough already.
  • Taiku: Yeah, it was catchy at first, but now, it just got out of hand.
  • Pinkie: Aw, c'mon, don't be such grouches! Let's party!
  • Twilight: Speaking of which, I wonder how the other ponies are doing.

Fluttershy, Canterlot Garden

  • Fluttershy came back, this time with plenty of food to ensure the pets know she is not still crazy.
  • Fluttershy laid in the garden, and so far, no sigh of life.
  • Fluttershy: "Oh dear, I hope the animals aren't still frighten by last night's insodent. Hello? Canterlot Garden Friends?"
  • Suddenly, she heard fluttering of wing beats.
  • then suddenly, a series of crashing and cluttering!
  • ???: "OW?! CONFOUND IT GIRLS?!"
  • Fluttershy recinised the voice.
  • She went to where the crash originated in investigate, opened a bush, to see Pred Judu Des, the Sisters and an appearing from the shadows Hidden Shadow.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Well sorry that even WITH Axe-rella's help holding an old staillian pony was like holding chained bolders!"
  • Pred: "Girls, there's no time for foolishness! We got to go in there, find Celestia, and warn her of the invadion, we have to convince her to cancel the Gala! If there's no Gala, those aliens and their beastie allies will be forced to cancel the attack! Not to mention we would finally prove our worth to Equestia, and who knows? Maybe Celestia will be more open on how Beasties and Aliens can't be trusted."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Still the hopeful dreamer, eh dad?"
  • Pred: "Well a pony can dream, can he? Now we just need to go in without being- ( Sees Fluttershy).... Seen..... Aw, bugger."
  • Chain: "Oh relax dad, Fluttershy's on our side again, remember?"
  • Fluttershy: Pred? Girls? What're you doing here?
  • Axe-rella: We need to see Princess Celestia! It's urgent!
  • Fluttershy: I don't exactly think she'll take kindly to you after what you did on the 4th of July.
  • Pred: "Oh trust me, she'll ignor that quickly enough when aliens and beasties are threaten her rule! After, if she can over-look years and ages of death, bloodshed, and horrors of what those beasties did to us and all the times aliens tried to congure us, I think she'll over-look our minor over-sight from our part."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Besides, Celestia isn't known to be unforgiveable and stubbern when a time of crisis is apawn us. I mean, she even allowed that freak Discord to come back! So we're shoo-ins! Besides, she'll be more willing to listen to us when the Unicorn Council gets involved! They got our backs no matter what."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, it's not that I doubt your logic, I mean, your tecnecly right, um, it's just, the Unicorn Council still can't get the bounty off of you guys. You'll be pounced by the guards before you could even take a step."
  • Pred Judu Des: "Somehow I'm not surprised that incomident Shineflare couldn't get the balls to even stand up to Celestia's soft-hearted parents. Fine, you'll be our messinger then, inform Celestia that-" (Suddenly a few guards pounce on him)
  • Guard #1: Well well well. If it isn't that xenophobic murderer Pred Judu Des again violating his restraining order! As well as his psychotic daughters!
  • Sharp-Pay: PSYCHOTIC?!? WHY YOU LITTLE--(Tries to attack him, but the guards pin her down) I'LL PUT MY HOOF SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, IT'LL KICK YOUR SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
  • Guard #2: GROSS!!!
  • Guard #1: Alright, you murderous lunatics, you're coming with us! (The guards grab the group and prepare to take them away)
  • Pred Judu Des: Wait, you can't! There's an invasion coming! Aliens have allied with the Or--
  • Guard #1: SILENCE! Take them to the Princess!
  • Fluttershy growled, the same thing that happened to poor Claddor is now happening to Pred, and he isn't even goona hurt anyone this time around!
  • Fluttershy: "HOW DARE YOU?!"
  • The guards were confused at Fluttershy's outburst, but before any of them could say anything, Fluttershy began to kick their butts thanks to her moves she used to massage bears!
  • BLAM!
  • BAM!
  • ZOOK!
  • POW!
  • KER-COWIE!
  • The Guards are seen pwned.
  • Guard 3 (dazed): "Did the Element of Kindness just betrayed Equestia for those xenophbic cretins?"
  • Fluttershy punched the guard who said that!
  • Guard 3: "DERP?!"
  • The guards moaned in pain as Pred and the Sisters were freed by Hidden Shadow who previously avoided capture.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Wow, where did you learn those moves, Flutters?"
  • Fluttershy: "Well, you learn a few things when your massaging bears."
  • Pred: "You helped us again, Fluttershy.... Thank you."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, because this time around, you weren't up to anything bad this time. I mean, I think trying to warn everyone of an invadion is a conciderable good thing."
  • Chain: How did you know about the invasion?
  • Fluttershy: Well...we need to make sure they don't know that we're onto them, and that we need to wait until they arrive before attacking.
  • Pred: Are you serious? You're just gonna let them attack you?
  • Axe-Rella: Are you nuts? (Pred kicks her) Ow!
  • Pred: Be nice. But seriously, why are you just gonna let them attack you?
  • Sharp-pay: And more importantly are you gonna leave any fun for us when they get here? You can answer that later if you want.
  • Fluttershy: "Cause if we just cancel the Gala, that would put Equestia into greater danger, cause then Nefarious would realise we're onto him, and he issue a frontal assult!"
  • Pred: "Blast. I should've figured we're dealing with STUBBERN Aliens and Beasties. But we still need to warn Celestia! It's not aliens and beasties that are among our worries! Someone worse is with them!"
  • Fluttershy: "Worse?!"
  • Pred: "We'll explain when we can! All you need to know is that we need to warn Celestia of this, ASAP."
  • Chain: "A sap of what?"
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  • Pred: "....... You're sure Malvolent Flames didn't hit you THAT hard, Chain?"
  • Chain: "Malvolent what-now?"
  • Pred: "............ We'll, continue this later."
  • Fluttershy: "And about the coming into the battle thing, well, it depends on timing and such."
  • Pred: "And we'll talk more on that as well. So, any plan on getting us in without more pin-headed guards getting at us?"
  • Hidden Shadow looks at the defeated guards.
  • Hidden Shaodw: "I know you did not requested my suggestions, but i have an idea."

Later.

  • Pred and the Sisters are in guard attire.
  • Chain: "Yay! We're early for Nightmare Night!"
  • Axe-rella: You know girls, when all this is over, we should take Fluttershy with us to get some candy when Nightmare Night comes.
  • Pred: Girls, don't blow our cover!
  • Fluttershy: "Ok, we're about to enter the Gala, just promise me you guys will keep your cool, and don't do ANYTHING stupid to expose yourselfs."
  • Pred, Axe-rella, and Sharp-Pay looked at Chain.
  • Chain: "What?"

Equestian Boarders Just  10 miles from it.

  • We see the freedom fighters, their forces and allies making their way to the captured boarders as a storm began to brew.
  • Xr: This is the big one, huh guys? Tonight we pull the Plug on Dorkfarious and the traitor to his own Aunt Celestia, Prince Blueblood's little plan for good.
  • Numbuh 4: You said it, XR! I just cant wait to see the look on that tin-can and his unicorn pawn's faces when we make our entrence while they think they won and mess them up good!
  • Number 1: "Careful! This isn't going to be completely easy! Look!"
  • 50 or 60 Hornets are seen protroling the area, as the Boarder Guards are tied up.
  • Rachet: "Just our luck Nefarious desided not to be TOO stupid and actselly left this place heavily guarded."
  • Buzz: "Don't worry, we dealt with Hornets before."
  • Number 1: "But all the same, it should be better to have a stragity. If we missed even a few of them, they could go out of their way and warn Nefarious."
  • Monogram (hologram in Perry's watch): It's a classic move, son. A villain desides to have a little insurance and be more desprate when he gets scared of his plan being threatend of being jeopardized.
  • Mandy: Anybody got a stragtiy to tackle those oversized bees?
  • Grim: If what Number 1 says is true of those insects warning Nefarious that we're on to his plan, we'll be at a serious disadvantage here. It be foolish to just go to the boarder and take them out together.
  • XR: "They're not bug hornets, it's the name of the robot model made for Zurg's empire, look it up."
  • Mandy: "We know they're not bugs, tincan, we were insulting them."
  • Number 2: But I'm with Mandy on this one. Unless we have a bug electrocuter, lure the bugs away from the boarder guards and get them to chase us into it we'll never get to Canterlot and help our friends make Blueblood wish he'd never turned bad and trusted that tincan as well as Nefarious pulling his latest scheme off.
  • Number 4: "Oh it's not like there's the world's biggest bug zapper just happens to be ten feet away or something-"
  • Billy: "Ooh, look at that huge Bug zapper!"
  • Everyone sees a huge Bug Zapper.
  • Mongram: "I think that's Dr. Doofenshirts' "Louger Zapper-Inoator". Nefarious once had him make that thing in a plan to litterally zap the lougers like bugs... Thank goodness the lougers were onto them and Doof and Nefarious ended up the ones being zapped!"
  • XR: "But why is it all the way out here?"
  • Mandy: "I'm guessing that thing's is possability a form of exicution once Nefarious pulls off the attack. Safe bet he's planning to kill off those misfits as a final insult to the forces of light."
  • Grim: I think I have an idea to use Nefarious' little so-called "form of exicution" on the misfit plan agaisnt him by having those bug named robots of his end up being zapped.
  • Buzz: Of course, use Nefarious' little pharmasist made toy to our advantage! 
  • Rachet: Then let's think on how to get them into it. They may not be sentient robots, but they're not complete idiots.
  • Clank: "Just basic killing machines used as a basic attack force."
  • Bloo: My thoughts exactly, robot.
  • Grim: Ok, here's what we're going to do..... Hey, where's Billy?"
  • ???: "PURPLE FILTH?!"
  • Billy is running around like an idiot, getting a mass amount of attention from the hornets.
  • Billy: "PURPLE FILTH, PURPLE FILTH, PURPLE FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!"
  • The Hornets began to persue Billy!
  • Number 4: "THE CRUD IS HE DOING?!"
  • Number 5: "Challnaging you for fool of the millendia!"
  • Suddenly the sound of Drums are heard as we see Bloo dressed in a hula attire as he sings a familiar song while the honets continued to give chase.
  • Bloo: LUAU!!!
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  • The Hornets aimed their phasers at Bloo and Edwardo.
  • Edwardo: "Ay Cerumba."
  • Bloo blew a rasberry at the Hornets, daring them to chase him and Billy to which they did and when they reach the Zaptor-Inator, all 50-60 robots got into it as Bloo and Billy jumped away form it just in time and the robots exploded as the volts whent into their circuts much to the speachless shock of the freedom fighters.
  • Bloo: HA! IN YOUR SHINY METAL FACES, SUCKERS!!!  
  • Grim: "Actselly, My plan was kinda based on one of us distracting the robots and lead them into the zapper..."
  • Mandy: "Ironicly, by being stupid, Billy acting like a jackass did something good happened for once.... We're deffently NOT in Endsville anymore."
  • Boarder Guard: "By Celestia, thank goodness, GOOD Aliens! We have something that you need to warn Celestia about! A very imfamus and dangerious Orc Hun Leader named Grim-Nor has allied with Nefarious and the Badland Monsters. The fire cauldrons have been destroyed, so we can't do any warning to Equestia! What can we do?"
  • Ratchet: Don't worry. We've already informed Celestia about the invasion, and we're waiting until Nefarious attacks before we strike. If we close down the Gala early, Nefarious will know we're onto him and Blueblood who's in cahoots with Nafarious.
  • Clank: But what you said about these 'Orc Huns' is in fact new to us. What are they?
  • Guard #2: They're an army of monstrous invaders who were banished and stopped by a Wonderbolt named Shining Dust. and Celestia.
  • Buzz: You mean the grandfather of Lightning Dust?
  • Boarder Guard: Yes. The army has now allied with whoever owns those robots, and is planning an invasion very soon. Especially the leader of the Orc Huns, Grim-Nor.
  • Booster: We need to inform the Princess about this new threat. The more we know, the better. Right, Buzz?
  • Buzz: Right you are, Booster.
  • Number 1: "We ask that you guys should remain here. We'll clean up the mess for you as soon as the enemy make their move and think they had the upper hand."
  • Buzz: And that's were we take them by surprise.
  • Boarder Guard: "Like we had a choice. You guys, the elements of harmony, and the Lougers are our best hope."
  • Rachet: You bet we are. (Sees Camelot in the distance) Just you and Blueblood wait, Nefarious. Once you make your move and think you won, we'll be coming for you and you'r gonna be stopped and locked up again! And Spongebob, guys, we'll be there soon. So hang in there untill we're on our way, Ok?

Gala.

  • Lord Shen and Celestia are seen dancing.
  • Lord Shen: "Now, with all those minor setbacks gone, I think's it's about time we get into some togather time, Celestia my dear."
  • Celestia: Well, to be honest, this is the first time I danced in over a thousand years since my fillyhood.
  • Lord Shen: Really? Not quite the dancer, huh?
  • Celestia: No, not really.
  • Lord Shen: So, are your parents coming to the Gala?
  • Celestia: "Sadly no, the growing Pirate raids kept them busy, otherwise the Secret Police Goblins wouldn't be bouncers in the gala cause they would've talked the council out of letting Blueblood back in."
  • Lord Shen: "I know that, but I meant, AFTER the Pirate raids?"
  • Celestia: "(Sighs), to be honest, I am not sure. Mother and Father aren't that much around this days."
  • Lord Shen: What do you mean? Well sure your father kept the council, that xhenophobic mad coot and his daughters in line since after that incident on the 4th of July and the shy one regained their trust by defending them from Tri-corn's wrath. But why aren't your parents around since what happend in the two part pilot?
  • Celestia: "Well, as your very well aware, Desteny Islands, even dispite my Parents intervention, still has a serious pirate problem. the pirates in that planet are clearly the worse infection of villainy there."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, there's rumors that, like in the world Jack Sparrow's lives, there's possability a pirate island town where it's lawless and beyond the royal navy's reach, or even beyond Prince Derek's reach. However, it's only known to pirates on it's location."
  • Celestia: "Exactly why I am not holding my breath on my parents being able to attend. It's also because they think Equestia doesn't need them very much any more since me and Luna have taken great care of it."
  • Lord Shen: "Now, Celestia, don't think that pirate raid problem would keep them at bay for too dreadfully long."
  • Celestia: "This is different. Alot of Pirates have been incresing for some reason. I already ruled out the Unicorn Council cause the only pirate they had no trouble assuiating with, Captain Striped Knife, has already been arrested and jailed.... Shen, you don't think, Nefarious found out about the Unicorn's Council stragity to enable Pred to hurt Twilight, and hired pirates to start up raids to distract my parents, do you?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, I can't say I would doubt him, cause first of all, the last time I doubted an enemy, I almost got killed, secondly, since Nefarious CAN be momentaringly smart, it's possable he researched the 4th of july insosent, if so, he no doubt improoved the Unicorn Council's con by hiring more then one crew of pirates."
  • Celestia: "No doubt he did it cause he's afraid of my parents and what they would do to him if he tried to atatck Equestia with them around, and at the same time, ensured Blueblood would be favored by the council. But I don't think they, or Pred Judu Des and his daughters are allied to them. That same plan to make me hate universeals is proof of that."
  • Lord Shen: "Alchorse, not to mention Pred dispites united universeals thanks to a series of, unfaverable impressions, Team Nefarious being among them. Though I'm surpirse not once did he tried to risk his neck to come here just to warn us about it, i mean, he's clearly a psycopathic twat cause he cares for Equestia's safety, and I somewhat understand that the unity allowed the wrong kind of dragons and mythic beasts into Equestia, so you'd think he would try to warn you."
  • Celestia: "(Sighs), Cause he's propbuly afraid I wouldn't listen to him. He assumes that because I am trying so hard to make Equestians and the mythic creatures friends, to forget all wounds and grivences, that I made him look like some stubbern old maniac, he thinks I viewed him as a lesser and I think of him lessly. Because I uncerimonsiously retired his bloodline from fighting mythic beasts by forming the unity, he thinks of me as someone who doesn't care for the ponies and just want to satisfy a fansity.... And thanks to Malvolent Flames, he ended thinking he was right about me. Other then the Unicorn Council, no one else viewed him and the sisters as heroes."
  • Lord Shen: "..... As much as Pred did somewhat became my least faverite person, I can't say I haven't been in his shoes. I knew very well what it's like to think no one understands you. You would think yourself as right when others are very wrong, when you failed to discover, it's not that at all, or not entirely true. In way, Pred is not completely a hero, or a villain.... Just a warrior who can't accept that, the world has no need of him. He obviously belongs to a strain of pony who were bred to fight, clearly back when Mythic Beasts were enemies of Equestia, and i can see why Dred was viewed as a hero and not a maniac. It's sometimes ironic, that warriors fight for peace, but yet, when peace comes, the warrior is no longer needed. Pred knew nothing but to be what would've otherwise be viewed as heroic deeds to Equestia... Maybe in the times where all Mythic Beasts, good and evil, are viewed as nothing but unredeemable monsters, but, in a time where everything is a complete oppisite of those times... He is not so viewed so highly.... Celestia, would you still be quick to punish Pred if he DID came to warn us?"
  • Celestia: "Ever since Fluttershy's willingness to stand up for Pred, I can't say I would still. I have promised myself and to her I would not dare turn my back on Pred, even though he turned his back on me. I would always try to help Pred and his adopted daughters, even if he always refused it. Pred Judu Des and his daughters' crimes are my fault Shen, my overly ambitious pipe-dream enabled monsters like Malvolent Flames to harm Equestia and them. I never want any of my desitions to hurt anyone, cause, even if there are those who do favor it, there would be those who do not, and view me as a malvolent force because of it. They would even accuse me of being a tyrant worse then Discord or King Sombra, or being irrespondsable and reckless, or even that my brain is sun-bleached or soak, like I am a fanisity believing nutcase..... It's hard trying to favor both parties involved, espeically in the times EVEN before the fear wars. I am made to pick sides all of the time, either the ponies or the mythic creatures, and if I choose either, there will be those that would hate me for it. I'm worried Shen..... What if Nefarious' attack would be what finally breaks the already fragle line between Equestian/Mythic beast/Univereal relations, and ponies begin to have a mass mistrsut of anything not pony or pony based, including the likes of Centaurs due to their involvement of the Pony Slavery Foundation and being big benufactors of the fear wars, and I would have to kick every single Mythic Beast and Universeal out, even you?"
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia, if it didn't happen before, it certainly won't happen because of a twat robot. Celestia, your teachings of friendship is absorbed into their minds like Spongebob quickly emptying an entire swimming pool, they embraced the likes of forgiveness and understanding, they practicly more or less forgotten or don't care about the mess of the past, it's like, their personal wounds have healed. Yes, there will be those that would find, diffitculty in understanding your absolute good for equestia, but that doesn't mean they can't be open to ever understand, you just need to be more persisent, or let them figure it out on their own. Pred may not be as simple to reason with like say, your willful student Twilight, but the fact he only does his sins cause he beleives in the greater good for Equestia, discourages any belief he is no better then those that do their sins for power, or greed, or just for the bloody heck of it. He's clearly a rather extreme form of Anti-Villain, he thinks he's good, but can't see his methods are not."
  • Celestia: "Your right Shen.... His extremeist acts are at least, in his belief, are for Equestia's safety, and he's not doing for power, or monumental gain, or any other clearly evil reason.... He just doesn't understand why Equestia can't continue it's days of xenophobic mistrust anymore, and he always assume the other mythic beasts, dragons espeically, are still trying to enslave and harm ponies. Maybe someday, harmony would finally make him understand."
  • ???: "Uh, exquse me, um, Princess?"
  • Celestia looks at Fluttershy.
  • Fluttershy: "Uh, there these 4 new guards that want to have a talk with you?"
  • Celestia: "What 4 new guards?"
  • Lord Shen: What the devil are you talking about, shy one?
  • Fluttershy: "They, uh, wanna meet in your private qurtors, alone, with just you and me."
  • Celestia: "........ Odd, but, I guess I can't say no."

Private Quarters

  • Celestia: Odd, I don't remember hiring these guys. Most of my guards are Unicorns, like Shining Armor, who is their captain.
  • Fluttershy: Well, actually, they're not guards. I had to disguise them so they could avoid the guards.
  • Celestia: Disguise them? (Pred and the sisters take off their disguises) Pred? Girls? Odd, I was just talking about you a while ago concerning the upcoming invasion.
  • Pred: Trust me, we came to not only warn you about that, but about something else. It's-- (Suddenly, Ratchet and Clank appear again)
  • Ratchet: (Through a hologram projection) Your highness? We have some more news about Nefarious! His team has allied themselves with these...uh...what are their names again?
  • Clank: Orc Huns?
  • Ratchet: Yeah, that.
  • Sharp-Pay: YOU CAT-THING, WE WERE GONNA SAY THAT!!!
  • Celestia: "(Gasps), Oh no! Not Grim-Nor the Black Orc!"
  • Pred: Yep, that Hun Orc is in leage with that alien tin can.
  • Celestia: "Aw, the nerve of HIM of all people to return!
  • Axe-rella: I cannot seem to blame you for that, Celestia.
  • Celestia: "But we still follow the plan as previously shown! We can't let Grim-nor scare us into doing something we will soon regret!"
  • Rachet: (Through Hologram) The rest of the freedom fighters, The Lougers' friends and I are intend on doing the same untill we know Nefarious and your nephew have made their move. So I strongey suggest you hang on a little while untill we get here after we get some info from anyone who is lucky to escape the invasion.
  • the Halogram vanishes.
  • Celestia: "I guess he was done."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Princess, as much as i don't agree with your beastie and alien befriending, and would still not after this is over, we got your backs. We tried to stop those scum before but an Alien got the drop on us! We want pay-back!"
  • Celestia: Then how can I say no? But I must warn you, don't be surprise if the lougers and Taiku and his friends, wouldn't so frilled to see you 4 again.
  • Pred: "I wouldn't put it passed them. They should be grateful we're after a bigger prize at the moment."
  • Fluttershy: That's good to hear. I'm glad you're not going into murdering for the moment.
  • Pred: Please don't push it, Flutters.
  • Celestia: Well, I guess one of us should go tell the Lodgers. But don't show Pred and the sisters until the Lodgers can understand why they're here.
  • Fluttershy: Of course. (Runs off for the Lodgers)

Gala ballroom.

  • Pinkie Pie got ponies into doing a square dance!
  • Pinkie: YEAH!!! DO THE DONKEY DANCE!!!
  • Donkey: YEAH! C'MON, AND DO THE DONKEY DANCE!!!
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DONKEY'S EPIC DANCE!!!

  • Shrek: Well, that's the first time in years I've heard him do that silly dance. Now Pinkie's getting everyone in on the action.
  • Twilight: "This totally made me forgot about-"
  • Icky: "Ah-ah-ah! The idea is to forgot is to NOT even mention it! JUST SHAKE YO' DERRIERE, PONY!!!" (The song goes again. While it does, Fluttershy appears)
  • Fluttershy: Uh...guys?...Guys?...Gu--(Rainbow Dash accidentally smacks her in the face) OOF!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: FLUTTERSHY!!! (Record scratch) Are you okay? I'm so sorry! I didn't hit you that hard, did I?
  • Fluttershy: (Gets up with a mark on her chin)...Uhhgh...it's alright.
  • Icky: "Aw gees, Rainbow, the living junk?"
  • Fluttershy: "It's ok everyone, she didn't meant it. Now, I want to speak to the lougers and my friends privately. It's about, the you-know-what."
  • Icky: "Uh, (ham-acting) WHY YES, FLUTTERSHY, WE WILL GLADLY ESCHORT YOU TO THE BATHROOM AND RE-TEACH YOU HOW TO CRAP AGAIN! She's ok folks, it's just the freak accsident made her forgot how to shit! Well we'll teach her how to crap again!"
  • Sandy punches Icky!
  • Sandy: "NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PREHISTORIC IDIOT?!"
  • Fluttershy: Just...uh...come with me.

Private Quarters

  • Fluttershy: I should also tell you that some familiar faces have come. It's...uhh...uh...
  • Twilight: It's who?
  • Fluttershy:...It's Pred and his daughters. (Everyone gasps)
  • Sparx: WHAT?!? WHY IN THE NAME OF KING LOUIE XIV'S COLORFUL PLEADED TROUSERS WOULD A BUNCH OF MURDERERS RISK GOING INTO CANTERLOT GROUNDS?!?
  • Icky: Perhaps we didn't teach them a good enough lesson.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, I mean, aren't they in a restraining order or something?
  • Fluttershy: Yes, but just listen to me! They're not here for revenge! They came here to warn us about something.
  • Marty: What?
  • Melman: What do you mean?
  • Fluttershy: I can't say it out here.
  • Rainbow Dash: Right. (They all enter the room to see Celestia, Pred, and the sisters)
  • Celestia: Oh, there you are.
  • Pred: Fluttershy? What happened to your face?
  • Fluttershy: It's nothing. Rainbow Dash hit me by accident while dancing.
  • Axe-rella: Ouch.
  • Lord Shen: But let's get to the task at hand. Fluttershy told us that Pred and the sisters came to warn us about something. What is it?
  • Icky: "Yeah, what are you racial dweebs up to this time? Don't you jerks even know the meaning of a restraining order?"
  • Pred: "Oh we're aware of it..... But appearently none of you heard that Shineflare had the order expired."
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT?!"
  • Celestia: "Sadly, the judge that made the order turned out to be a desentent of a pony who was a victim of a griffin attack. The restraning order didn't had a chance."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Then WHY did your asshole guards pounced on us?"
  • Celestia: "Word wasn't able to travel fast during the time of the gala, but they will be made aware soon enough."
  • Twilight: "(Groans), I know the council were victims of Malvolent flames or some other reason, BUT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FIRE THOSE XENOPHOBIC MORONS!? It's bad enough they allowed Blueblood back because he's encharge of that stupid secret goblin police, NOW PRED IS BASICLY ALLOWED BACK WHENEVER HE DAMN PLEASES?!"
  • Celestia: "In my defence Twilight, Shineflare offitcally desided to kick me and my family out of any Pred related discussions unless I desided that we are to see things THEIR way."
  • Icky: "Aw criminity, is this so they can make him guest of honor?!"
  • Celestia: "Wouldn't put it passed them."
  • Mantis: "You realise alchorse Taiku is gonna flip out over this. I mean, I don't recall making murderors guests of honor of ANY kind of celebration, espiecally if they have a certin someone who was hoping they wouldn't come at all!"
  • Celestia: "Now everyone, let's all remember that AT LEAST Pred is harming those he thinks is evil because of my own mistakes and the sins of mythic beasts, and at least he is doing such things because he cares for Equestia, and not because he's ANYTHING like Nefarious or any other of your enemies."
  • Shifu: "(Sighs), Yes I know....... But isn't the unicorn council afraid of the controversity it would cause? I mean, yes, Dred was hailed as a war hero BECAUSE there was legit proof of mythic beasts that did sought harm, Pred was killing those with no or minor proof of such!"
  • Po: "They were gonna kill Sandy's old bullies and some other guys cause for being jerks to Fluttershy!"
  • Icky: "To be fair, ANY Brony would've done that to ANYONE who messes with Flutters. She's a fan fav for how damn cute she is."
  • Po: "Ok, I can't COMPLETELY argue with that, but what about the fact he had those psyco mares tried to kill Spyro, Kairi, Taiku, Spike, and punched Twilight in the face!"
  • Lord Shen: "And must we suddenly ignor the 4th of july fiasco?"
  • Axe-rella: "Just to be clear, we normally wouldn't even dream of harming an Alicorn.... Even if they do treat vermin beasties like friends and, ugh, family, that was mostly what Shineflare wanted us to do it just to make Celestia hate Aliens so it wouldn't be so hard to make the damn beasties leave Equestia already."
  • Lord Shen: "But you still followed those orders without question!"
  • Sharp-Pay: "Hey just be glad that thanks to her immortally, YOUR firework wasn't able to turn her into pony burgers! Beasties are one thing, BUT we still cross the line of murdering ponies, EVEN if they love beasties! In fact, If Twilight somehow died from that, we would've felt awful about it! Yeah, she disgusts me that she treats disgusting dragons like brothers, but she's Flutters friend, and, I would've felt awful killing one of her friends, even IF they were beast lovers! I may find it vile that a pony would even go into a romantic relationship with a beastie, in fact it makes me rage just thinking about it, I wouldn't WILLINGLY kill ponies for that!"
  • Chain: "Although she did ripped out an eye from a mare that was in love with a griffin!"
  • Sharp-Pay: "CHAIN?!"
  • Chain: "What? She was still alive.... Though the same kinda can't be said about her griffin boyfriend."
  • Pred facehoofed.
  • Pred: "Bloody hell."
  • Icky: "....... Ok, aside from that awkword piece of info, you somewhat won us over."
  • Spyro: "As much as I can't agree with what you 4 would consider such ways to protact equestia from "evil beasties", i can't ignor the fact that it was a dragon that caused you 4 to be like this, along with Celestia's uncharacteristic overly ambitious ignorence for the unity, focusing too much on the postitives, and almost forgetting the negitives. I am personally somewhat hating myself when I discovered a dragon was the caused of your hatred and suffering as the majority of your reasons, and I can agree Malvolent Flames is certainly not the best exsample for dragons everywhere, at least not those who forsaken such beliefs of greed and wickedness.... But Pred, you need to understand that, if you can, what your doing is not making you any better then Malvolent Flames, or the other evils inside, OR outside of Equestia. I know you just wanted to protact Equestia from those that seek harm to it, but your protacting it from the wrong kind of mythic creatures. I mean, if they were truely evil, didn't you think it was odd that when you brought out your sword, they cowered and tremble before you instead of being the evil monsters you think they are and attacked?"
  • Pred: "Well CLEARLY they were just acting to try and lull me in a false sense of securtity so they can strike with me pants down!"
  • Po: "He means, haven't you wondered why they would just cower instead of, you know, actselly even TRY to fight you, excluding the ones that did fought you for self-defence?"
  • Pred: "Like i said, all of them were acting, but I am not so fooled by their tricks."
  • Spyro: "(Sighs), It seems he's not yet ready to let go of his hate just yet guys.... But know this Pred, hatred can't be held forever, eventally, the same humanity you do have that prevents you from murdering ponies just for loving beasts will turn on you just for even the slightist mistake concerning anyone you have unintentionally hurt, or if you did meant it, but realised too late it didn't have the effect you hoped for."
  • Pred: "Don't try to scare me out of my crusade, dragon! Your lucky I consider that clunky tincan a bigger prize then you OR the devil spawn of Maleficent and The Dark Dragon, Taiku! In fact, how is he able to become a celebraty DISPITE everypony knowing that knowledge?! I thought everyone hated Maleficent and the Dark Dragon, so there for shouldn't HE be hated too?"
  • (Taiku): Alright, there's MANY reasons why I am famous. Not all things are unforgivable, you know. Especially the fact that my parents are villains, WHO BY THE WAY, are in different rivaling villain teams. The thing that makes me famous is that I've had a horrible past that I'd rather not bring up unti the story of our banishment comes up. I'm also Celestia's 2nd most faithful student behind Twilight, and Tman considers me a popular character, too. He uses me in some of his fanfiction projects, and makes me go on amazing adventures with new friends. I can name a few more, but I don't wanna explain them.
  • Pred: Who the hell said that?
  • Chain: YIKES!!! THE KINGDOM IS HAUNTED!!! RUN FOR IT!!!
  • (Taiku): Uh, that's me as the narrator!
  • Pred: You're the narrator?
  • (Taiku): Well, yeah! This is one of the many episodes that acquire a narrator.
  • Chain: Wow, the ceiling sounds like the monochrome dragon.
  • Lola Boa: Aye aye aye!
  • Tigress: Can we cease the forth wall hijinks and just stay on track? What did you guys come here for?
  • Celestia: It appears Nefarious has more allies in this invasion. They've teamed up with some hostile orcs called the Orc Huns. Their leader, Grim-Nor, appears to still want revenge on us.
  • Mushu: 'Orc Huns'? (Sarcastically) Oh, I wonder why THAT sounds familiar.
  • Patrick: Well, what about Shan Yu and those Hu--
  • Mushu: It was rhetorical, Patrick!
  • Patrick: I don't know what that means.
  • Mushu: "........... I WAS BEING SARCASTIC?!"
  • Patrick: "Oh, you mean you were talking like Squidward. He used Car-Cast-bit on us alot when we ask him to go jellyfishing with us."
  • Crane: Can we PLEASE get back to the topic?
  • Patrick: Which top should Icky go to?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • Icky: "(Sighs), can we JUST get some info of what kind of guy this "Grim-Nor" dude is?"
  • Celestia: He's the nastiest, meanest, most black-hearted orc this side of Equestria, hence why he was called "The Black Orc" outside of his skin color, though he hailed from the Planet Mythos. He and the Orc Huns have invaded many places throughout Equestria, causing millions of bits worth of damage. Then one day, when Twilight was still a little foal, Grim-Nor did his last invasion on Canterlot...

Flashback

  • Grim-Nor: (In a more menacing attire than present day. His army of Orc Huns are surrounding the outskirts of Canterlot, growling menacingly)...ATTACK!!! (The Orc Huns charged at Canterlot)
  • (Celestia): The kingdom was nearly destroyed. The Orc Huns stole tons of valuables from Canterlot. Grim-Nor intended to use some kind of ancient God-disabling shackles to imprison me, and take over the kingdom. That way he could militarize it, and begin a campaign of aggressive conquest, and eventually take over ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!
  • Foal Twilight: (Was in a crib playing with a stuffed bumblebee)...(Cooes. Then she notices all the action outside)...Ehh?
  • (Taiku (Narrator)): Okay, I gotta admit, looking at Twilight at THAT age is quite adorable.
  • (Celestia): Grim-Nor's army started sacking every home in Canterlot, trying to kill everypony in them. Even Twilight. (The Orcs approach Twilight)
  • Foal Twilight:...(Looks at them nervously)
  • (Twilight): You never told me they nearly killed me, your highness.
  • (Celestia): You didn't ask. Anyway, before they could kill you, something wonderous happened. (The Wonderbolts began to fill the air, and Shining Dust breaks into the house, and beats the crap out of the Orcs)
  • Foal Twilight:...(Cooes, and laughs, clapping her hooves excitingly) YAY!
  • Shining Dust: AND DON'T COME BACK!!! (Sees Cadance as an adolescent come down the stairs)
  • Cadance: What's going on? Is Twilight okay?
  • Shining: Indeed she is, ma'am. You might need to get her someplace safe until we can take care of these Orcs.
  • Cadance: Alright. (Picks up Twilight, who continues cooing, and flies off with her)
  • (Celestia): Later, Shining reached the castle just as Grim-Nor was about to capture me. A fight ensued, and with my intervention at the last minute Grim-Nor was eventually defeated. I forever cursed them to never be able to leave Equestia so no other world would suffer from them. Afterwords, the Orc Huns were sent into exile, and Canterlot was restored back to normal

Present

  • Celestia: "But something tells me I should've opited to have him exicuted instead."
  • Lord Shen: "WELL YES YOU SHOULD'VE! (calms down), Sorry for yelling. But seriously, it's considered a deadly mistake not exicuting a deadly individual like Grim-Nor. And with someone like this orc, from what i heard, and in the hands of a normally harmless mad idiot, my god, it's a dishastor in a making!"
  • Chian: "Oh no problem, we just ask this Shining Dust guy to help us and-"
  • Pred: Chain, he's been dead for a couple of years cause of a freak goose accsident.
  • Chain: Oh... Uh, nevermind everyone, I guess I was barking the wrong tree.
  • Lightning Dust: But he's my grandfather, so I guess I can beat them as easy as he can.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, sure, you're still onto that whole 'push yourself to limits you can't get to' thing, aren't you?
  • Lightning: Hey, it makes me feel special every once in a while. Even though it mostly winds up in me wrecking my hometown.
  • Rainbow Dash: That's why I always stay at high altitudes when I fly, so I don't have to worry about causing casualties like that.
  • Lightning: "(To herself) Note to self, actselly make sure you are high enough."
  • Applejack: "Well, this night just keeps going into the exact oppisite of the best night ever, does it? It's worse then the LAST time i came to the Gala! But at least last time didn't had an Alien Invadion combined with monsters, but now, concarn it?! Am I ever gonna sell my apple vittles without some shit agoing down?!"
  • Rarity: "My word! Applejack, I never known you to use valgur languise!"
  • Applejack: "WELL BECAUSE I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTIME WE TRIED TO DO SOMTHING, SOMTHING JUST HAD TO GO WRONG?! WE HAD A SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION, NIGHTMARE MOON CAME, WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A HARVEST, DISCORD CAME, WHEN WE GOT INVITED TO TWILIGHT'S DUMBASS BROTHER AND SLUT-MINDED BABYSITTER'S WEDDIN, CHRISALIS CAME, WHEN WE GOT TO THE CRISTAIL EMPIRE, SOMBRA CAME, EVERY MOTHER BUCKING TIME WE TRIED TO DO SOMETHING, SHIT JUST HAS TO FUCKING GO DOWN LIKE A SHIT-EATING WEASEL PUKING ASS-RAPING BARN FUCKER?!"
  • Everyone stared shocked of Applejack's rant.
  • Icky: "....... DAMN!"
  • Applejack angerly bucked the door down!
  • Applejack: "I'M GONNA GO GET SO DRUNK, I AM GONNA DO, DRUNK STUFF?!"
  • Applejack stomped away angerly!
  • Twilight: "Applejack, please calm down!"
  • Icky: Yeah, for God's sake, you'll attract unwanted attention, then no one will wanna buy your products.
  • Sam: Not to mention you might make the baddies aware that we know of their plans. Drunk Loose lips sank ships.
  • Applejack:...You're right. I almost made myself like my non-caring self in those FiMFlamFilosophy videos. (Shivers) But GODDAMN IT ALL TO PONY HELL, VILLAINS JUST DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF 'VACATION'!!! They make me so mad, I just wanna eat a cactus!
  • Iago: As long as it's not a peyote, I'm WAY ahead of you, cowgirl.
  • Sandy: I think I used that metaphor before in our first Star Wars parody.
  • Celestia: But back to the task at hand. We'll still need to be cool with this. Let's just enjoy the Gala while we can.
  • Twilight: Yeah. I actually feel like greeting some guests now that I've forgotten about--
  • Icky: D'OH, we totally agree with ya', Twi!
  • Everyone went off to try and enjoy the gala reguardless of sudden defeliments.
  • Celestia: And Pred? Girls? You might not wanna show yourselves at the Gala. Many ponies tend to hate you for certain reasons.
  • Pred: Well then, what should we do, your highness?
  • Celestia: Well, you all can stay in one of the towers where you'll be safe.
  • Sharp-Pay: And Hidden Shadow might think about getting us some food. We're feeling a bit peckish.
  • Chain: We're not birds, we're ponies.
  • Axe-rella: She means 'hungry', you lummox!
  • Chain: Oh. Well, yeah, I am kinda hungry.
  • Sharp-Pay: "But why would they hate us? We were protacting them from monsters!"
  • Celestia: Maybe, but after what happened last Easter and 4th of July, not very likely.
  • Pred: Oh, I'm sure they wouldn't think negatively about me after that.
  • Celestia: Are you sure about that? Because look what Equestria has been saying about you guys since the 4th of July. (Gives them a newspaper, and the group looks at it)
  • Pred: "Famous dragon-slaying hero Pred Judu Des murders a Komodo Dragon gang in front of a little filly?" WHAT THE FUCKIN' FUCK?!? THEY WERE THREATENING THAT POOR GIRL!!!
  • Celestia: Yes, everyone PERFECTLY understood that thanks to an interview from that girl and her family who corrected a few wrong thinks in the paper, but still, was it worth murdering them?
  • Pred: This is absolutely rediculous! Years of slaying evil dragons, and THIS is the thanks I get?
  • Sharp-Pay: (Reading newspaper) "Crazy pegasus pony has a violent mental breakdown"? THEY BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
  • Chain: "Well, depends. Do me or Axe-rella get volient mental breakdowns?"
  • Pred: "Besides, we didn't kill ALL of them! In fact, me, Sharp-Pay, and Axe-rella didn't kill any at all, Chain only killed one of them and the rest of the blighters ran off!"
  • Chain: "Uh, actselly dad, while I was with Axe-rella to get Sharp-Pay when she lost it, I uh, side-tracked from Axey for abit and, well....."

Flash-back, Komodo Dragon Gang hideout.

  • Chain: (Woody Woodpecker laughs, and slaughters every Komodo Dragon in the place) Maybe next time, you should THINK before you threaten an innocent child. Oh, wait, you can't, because YOU"RE DEAD!!! (Woody Woodpecker laughs)

Present

  • Pred: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?! (Shrugs) You have GOT to be kidding me! (Sits onto the ground) We're ruined! RUINED!!!
  • Chain: It's no big deal, dad. At least someponies out there still charish us.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Pred Judu Des and his 3 Pegasus daughters dubbed as menaces to society"?!?...
  • Pred:...Crud! (Camera on the castle as Sharp-Pay's loud screams can be heard, scaring off a few birds)
  • Sharp-Pay: WELL THIS IS JUST F***** PERFECT!!! STUPID PONIES, STUPID NEWSPAPERS, UHHGH, I WANNA BITE SOMEPONY IN THE FACE!!! MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****!!! AHH, F***!!! UHHGH, STUPID LIFE, UHHGH, AHH, F***!!! SON OF A BUNCH OF DAMN DYING MONKEYS!!! MOTHERF***** ASS BALLS, AARRGGHH!!!...
  • Chain:...Maybe not.
  • Pred: (Sighs) We're totally ruined!
  • Celestia: "Now now, this is an old newspaper. It was made on the day BEFORE that interview from that child you saved said the Komodo Gang were anti-pony supremists, who were dispised for anti-pony activities and were viewed as scum. This newspaper was born as a result."
  • Celestia shows them a newspaper to Pred and the girls.
  • Pred: "(Reads) Interview from little filly cleared up an ironic good deed from the forth of july menaces. The so called "poor victims" were actselly a part of a group of the anti-pony criminal gang "The Komodo Pony Hater" gang, wanted and guilty for pony harming actions and for harming little fillies. Tri-corn, relucently, embraced these pysco ponies as blessings in disguise, cause at least the only causlties were scum worse then even the Sponge haters, and bronies can personally agree. Forth of july mess practicly... forgotten?"
  • Celestia: "When those newspapers got to Equestia, everyone did lighten up on you.... But at the same time, they are still cautious cause they still know you 4 are loose cannons and time bombs. Cause if even an Elf so much as slap a pony in the rear end in front of you 4, well, i don't want to think about."
  • Chain: "Oh it's not like you invited mythic beasts here other then Tai-kook and his friends."
  • Celestia: If you mean outside of Taiku's gang, then yes. I did. I invited very powerful, impourent, and beloved royalty from the other nations of non-pony origin.
  • Chain:...Oh...crap.
  • Celestia: You guys might wanna get to that tower now. I don't want to worry about an international insident as well as an invadion.
  • Pred: Sure, whatever. C'mon, girls. (They leave)
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) Mother, Father, what am I to do with those guys? (Sighs)

Canterlot Garden

  • Fluttershy: (Returns once again) Okay, one more time. I just hope the animals are in a cheerful and understandable mood this time. (Lays some food down) Alright, little ones! I'm back!
  • The animals, though still cautious, saw Fluttershy, and remembered that dispite the mishap from the goblin she wasn't really dangerious anymore, and thus quickly went torwords her.
  • Fluttershy: "About that mishap with the goblin, try not to pay any attention to that, it was, well, kinda a random oocurence." (The baby bunny from before appears, and has a nibble of cabbage) Hello there again, little one. (Cuddles the bunny) (The animals get closer until they realize she is harmless, and approach her with no fear)...I-I can't believe it!...It's all happening. (Sighs in joy).
  • suddenly, a loud hiss was heard!
  • the animals paniaced, knowing it was spmething dangerious!
  • Fluttershy: "(Gasps), what was that?!"
  • Fluttershy look over, and see a series of shadows hiding out. Suddenly, huge red eyes opened, as a huge claw came out!
  • Suddenly, a seemingly familier figure rose out of the darkness. When it was reveiled, it was a recolor verson of the Hydra from Hercules, except it had spikes in replace of the mohawk the other had.
  • The Hydra roared!
  • Fluttershy screams as the animals hide away again, in fear for the hydra this time!
  • This was viewed from afar by Nefarious, Lawerence, and Grim-Nor in a too far away to be seen space hover pod..
  • Nefarious: "Our distraction is going QUITE nicely, Lawerence. A perfect use of this Giant Hydra that was previously imprisoned in a giant iorn box for some reason."
  • Lawerence: "Oh indeed sir, this could be a smashing enough distraction while our forces sneak in while the guards, and everyone else, is too busy fighting the creature."
  • Nerfarious: "Now, it's time for some bloodshed."
  • Nefarious quietly laughed as the Hydra hissed.
  • The Hydra menacingly approuched a scared Fluttershy who was trying to keep away.
  • However, music began to be heard.

(It went like this, as the song comtinued, 4 harpies began to back-up sing.)

Mushu- If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody04:17

Mushu- If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody

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  • Fluttershy: "HELP?!"
  • Kowalski: (The Lodgers arrive to see Fluttershy being attacked by a Hydra) GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
  • SpongeBob: WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!?
  • Twilight: Don't look at me! I don't know!
  • Icky: "Who wants to bet Nefarious may have something to do with this?!"
  • from a window, this was seen by Pred and the Sisters.
  • Sharp-Pay: "(Gasp), FLUTTERSHY!"
  • Sharp-Pay bursted through the way and charged forth!
  • Pred: "SHARP-PAY, WAIT!"
  • Sharp-Pay didn't listened and charged, as she screamed a battle cry!
  • The Hydra noticed her, and prepared to strike!
  • Lightning: "What is that crazy mare doing!?"
  • Twilight: "Protacting Fluttershy, like what WE should be doing!"
  • Sharp-Pay: DIE, HORRIBLE BEAST!!! (Takes out her sword)
  • Pred: WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!? Doesn't she know hydras can regrow their heads?!?
  • Sharp-Pay: (Cuts off the Hydra's head)...HAH! I win!
  • Twilight:...Uh...I don't think it's over, Sharp-Pay! (The Hydra suddenly regrows 3 more heads)
  • Sharp-Pay: SON OF A BUNCH OF DAMN DYING MONKEYS!!! HOW DOES THAT WORK?!?
  • Chain: WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!!! (She and Axe-rella fly down to towards the Hydra)
  • Pred: (Sighs, and runs downstairs)
  • Sandy: Don't just stand there! We have to help them!
  • Rainbow Dash: But how? That thing has 3 freakin' heads! (Sharp-Pay chops off another head, causing the Hydra to get 3 more heads in it's place) Make that 5.
  • Chain: SHARP-PAY, WAIT!!!
  • Axe-rella: STOP CHOPPING THEIR HEADS OFF!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HYDRA LOSES IT'S HEAD?!?
  • Sharp-Pay: Don't look at me! I haven't killed a hydra in my life!
  • Chain: Well, there goes the neighborhood!
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Options?
  • Kowalski: Fighting a monster with 5 heads makes this very difficult, so I recommend we attack it where it's vulnerable.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, this thing can grow a million heads, where can it POSSIBLY be vulnerable?!?
  • Rico: (Blabbers, and points out the body)
  • Skipper: Of course. The soft underbelly! Well, let's see how ticklish it is! Rico, bazooka this beast!
  • Rico hacks up a bazooka, but the Hydra smacks away Rico, destroying the bazooka in the progress!
  • Icky: "Well we're toast."
  • Rainbow Dash: LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU HORRIBLE BEAST!!! (Smacks a Hydra head in the face. It then gets angry, and knocks Rainbow Dash into the other ponies) OW! MY BACK!!!
  • Fluttershy: (The hydra roars at her as she screams in horror. Then, at the first instant, she uses The Stare on it. This momentarily confuses the Hydra)
  • Fluttershy: "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS!?"
  • The Hydra wimpered.
  • Fluttershy: "The 5 of you have been VERY naughty! Now go sit in the corner, and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE?!"
  • The Hydra wimpers like a dog and did just that.
  • Icky: "....... DAMN!"
  • Nefarious: WHAT?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? THAT HYDRA IS THE MOST HIDEOUS ONE I'VE EVER SEEN, HOW COULD IT BE INTIMIDATED LIKE THAT?!?
  • Lawrence: If I might, sir, that pony it attacked is a pony named Fluttershy. According to my databanks, she's been known to intimidate even a fully-grown dragon and a cockatrice. She's an expert in handling animals, and uses some kind of stare to intimidate them.
  • Nefarious: Yeesh, and I thought she was a coward.
  • Lawerence: "Tecnecly, she is. But not if pushed hard enough.... But still, if the Hydra wouldn't provade a good enough distraction, perhaps everyone over-reacting to Pred will."
  • Nefarious: "Ahh, I see what you mean, Lawerence."
  • Suddenly, other guests came out and find Sharp-Pay and the sisters.
  • When Pred came out, he realised the Hydra was gone, but all that was there is ticked off guests.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Uh.... Girls? Maybe I should've gave it some thought before I jumped out and tried to attack a spine-back Hydra."
  • Axe-rella and Chain: "Gee, ya think?"
  • Blueblood, Griff, Gob, and the Secret Goblin police appeared.
  • Blueblood: "Well, well, well, if it isn't the psyco sisters of Pred Judu Des, the local maniacs! Haven't you 3 caused enough trouble causing almost 2 Interuniverseal incindents already?! Now you brought a Spike-back Hydra near Canterlot grounds JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE THE LIFES OF MYTHIC BEAST LEADERS KILLED BY THAT THING?!"
  • The guests gasped.
  • Sharp-Pay: "LIER! THAT WASN'T US! IT JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE?!"
  • Axe-rella: "Besides, IF that were us, we wouldn't dare risk ponies lives just to get rid of the tyrantical mythiic kings and leaders through using a Hydra, let alone a destructive Spike-back!"
  • Blueblood: "I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT?!"
  • Blueblood mental attacked the Sisters into facing their tragic pasts with Malvolent Flames!
  • Sharp-Pay: "AHHHHHHHHH! MALVOLENT FLAMES!?! NO!?"
  • Axe-Rella: "YOU CAN'T STILL BE ALIVE?! YOU JUST CAN'T?!"
  • Chain: "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EVEN MORE RETARDED I ALREADY AM?!"
  • The guests were cheering for Blueblood punishing the sisters for what the thought was their fault, espeically the visiting dignitaries of the Mythic Beast lands.
  • Twilight: BLUEBLOOD! I thought Celestia took away your mental attack spell!
  • Blueblood: Too bad for you, I happened to have a secret copy of it. It's locked up someplace you'll NEVER find it. Now shut up and be thankful these murderers are getting what they deserve!
  • Twilight: Blueblood, it wasn't their fault!
  • Blueblood: Oh, really? They wouldn't be here any other way! How would you know if it was their fault or not?
  • Twilight:...("I can't answer that question! He'll know we're onto Nefarious' scheme! What'll I do?!?")
  • Blueblood:...That's what I thought! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some criminals to take care of.
  • Twilight got angry. She doesn't care of Nefarious desides to do a frontal assult!
  • Twilight: "IT WAS TEAM NEFARIOUS?!"
  • Everyone gasped.
  • Blueblood started to sweat at this point.
  • Twilight: "AND BLUEBLOOD IS IN LEAGE WITH THEM?! PRED AND THE SISTERS TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT THEM AND THE DREADED GRIM-NOR OF THE ORC HUNS, AND I BET THE SPIKE-HYDRA WAS A DISTRACTION SO THEIR ARMY CAN SNEAK IN AND SURPRISE US WHILE WE WERE ENJOYING OUTSELFS?! AND HOW DID NEFARIOUS KNOW ABOUT A SPIKE-BACK?! FROM SOMEONE WHO HAD KNOWLEDGE WHERE WE WERE KEEPING ONE, PRINCE BLUEBLOOD?!"
  • Everyone began to boo Blueblood!
  • Voice: "TRAITOR TO THE CROWN?!"
  • Voice 2: "USURPER?!"
  • Voice 3: "DISGRACE TO EQUESTIA'S NAME?!"
  • Blueblood: "NO! EVERYONE, PLEASE, I DID THIS FOR EVERYONE'S BEST INTEREST, CELESTIA IS UNFIT TO RULE EQUESTIA! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTA-"
  • Pred sliced one of Blueblood's eyes with a knife!
  • Blueblood screamed like a girl!
  • The sisters broke free of the mental attack.
  • Pred: "THAT'S FOR MENTALLY ATTACKING MY POOR GIRLS, BEAST LOVER?!"
  • A buff pony: "I SAY WE GIVE BLUEBLOOD HELL, HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DOME SYTILE?!"
  • Suddenly, ropes strap Blueblood around, as he was dragged to a spinner, and he was slammed into it, as his magic was disabled by an angered Unicorn regel. the spinner began to spin as angered ponies and mythic beasts began to throw tomatos at him!
  • Blueblood: "AUNTIE CELESTIA, HELP ME?!"
  • Celestia, seen from the castle roof, was helpless to do anything. She understood Twilight didn't had a choice. Innosent lives would've been punished for what Nefarious did.
  • Nefarious, was surprisingly calm about this.
  • Lawerence: "Sir, why are you, calm?"
  • Nefarious: "To be honest Lawerence, I wasn't really expecting to remain undectected forever, that's why if we're gonna be found out, we're gonna do it in sytile.... And plus, we do it, while destroying Blueblood's morals so he'll have no problem with us doing as we please with the heroes. I noticed Blueblood is, soft. I want this to harden him him, Laweremce, so he can be, true Team Nefarious material."
  • Grim-Nor smiled.
  • Grim-Nor: "I really like the way you think alien. But what about getting our forces in?"
  • Nefarious: "I somewhat lied. They are already in. They are just hiding until i gave the right moment to attack when they least expect it.... But it has to be abit after this."
  • Blueblood began to cry uncontrolably as his torture continued.
  • The Secret Goblin Police, Gob and Griff, were helpless to do anything.
  • ???: "EVERYONE STOP?!"
  • Everyone stops because of Luna, who walked torwords the crowd, as also appearing is the Unicorn Council.
  • Shineflare: "If Blueblood is to be punish, it's to be the hand of civilised justise."
  • Pred: Aw, c'mon! I was enjoying this!
  • Sharp-Pay: So was I!
  • Luna: Silence! This isn't how we treat the accused. It's just cruel and unverified! And Blueblood? How did you get that mental attack spell back? Because I think Celestia took it away from you!
  • Blueblood: I kept a copy.....
  • Luna: You do realize that we're gonna have to take it away from you completely now, right? You've been using it on many visitors of the Gala! We cannot allow you to use it again! Especially in the wrong way!
  • Cometelius: Besides, that mental attack spell is restricted for a reason! It's too dangerous!
  • Glitterhair: Many victims of that spell have been telepathically scarred, and have gone into deep depressions for years.
  • Violet Flame: MANY OF WHICH INCLUDE MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, YOU HEARTLESS MULE!!!
  • Shineflare: Violet, keep your temper!
  • Violet Flame: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! (Calms down)...Sorry about that.
  • Luna: What also is not acceptable is that you are in league with Dr. Nefarious.
  • SpongeBob: (Whispering to Twilight) Twilight, why did you bail out on us like that?!? We were supposed to keep it cool!
  • Twilight: I had no choice! I wouldn't be able to prevent Blueblood from harming Pred and the sisters any other way. I sure hope the Freedom Fighters can forgive me for this.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, I suppose Nefarious doesn't know that they're involved, so I guess the day isn't completely ruined, right?...
  • Blueblood: "THIS ISN'T FAIR!? EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT?!"
  • Luna: Well, I'm sorry, but it's the way it has to be. (Uses powers to remove Blueblood's mental attack spell) Now you must tell us where you hid the copy of the spell. And no use refusing because I can find out easily.
  • Blueblood:..(Sighs) In between the coushins of my couch in my room.
  • Icky: What's with that randomly occuring joke again? That hiding place isn't THAT convenient! It failed many times before! 
  • Griff and Gob tried to sneak away.
  • Celestia appeared.
  • Celestia: No use sneaking away, you two. I know what you both want as well.
  • Gob: "Now now now, your highness, be reasonable."
  • Griff: "Say, nothing!"
  • Captain Cut-lin: "Uh, I just wanna say, I absolutely, know nothing of this."
  • Blueblood: (Nerviously dubbed as Jafar) Aunties, all this can be explained...
  • Shineflare: "SILENCE! This is a crime worthy of a death sentence or a periment banishment, Blueblood!"
  • Blueblood: "No, please! Shineflare, you can't be serious!"
  • Shineflare: "Sorry, but you lost my respect for you, or any of it left when you assulted those poor girls and insulted them and Pred as well! Not to mention the addition of learning a restricted spell, and HIGH TRESON?!"
  • Griff: (Glups nerviously) High Treason is such a strong word...
  • Blueblood: "But, but, but, You need me so the secret goblin police can-"
  • Blueblood was quickly met by a sad, disppoving gaze from Celestia.
  • Celestia: Blueblood, I'm very disappointed in you.
  • Gob: (Dubbed like Iago) Well, thats it for Blueblood becoming king to correct the wrongs Celestia did to us! We're dead! We're so dead, just dig a grave for each and everyone of us involved in this charade, we're dead!
  • Blueblood: "No, this can't be happening to me! How did sparkle found out?!"
  • Icky: "Lucky guessing."
  • Blueblood: "SPARKLE, YOU RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN, YOU UNDESERVING WRENCH?!"
  • Blueblood zapped Twilight with a heart attack spell!
  • Twilight is given a powerful heart attack!
  • Twilight: AAAARRRRGGHHH!!! AAHHCCKKK!!
  • Rainbow Dash: TWILIGHT!!!
  • Celestia: (Stops the heart attack spell, and saves Twilight) You learned a heart attack spell, too?!?
  • Glitterhair: Oh my, God, Blueblood! You're just prone to making trouble, aren't you?
  • Shineflare: Trying to murder a princess?! That's treason! That does it, Blueblood, you're SO getting hanged!
  • Celestia: No! Death isn't what he deserves! I think he needs to be banned from this Gala, and confined in quarters until a proper punishment can be found.
  • Shineflare: But Celestia, he's been too reckless!
  • Luna: Actually, Headmaster, I didn't say he deserved execution.
  • Shineflare: You didn't?
  • Luna: No. Besides, you still don't have any control over us. After your behavior last 4th of July, you had lost control of us. So, you still can't do anything to persuade us otherwise.
  • Shineflare:...(Sighs) Fine! But he still requires a punishment for his actions. This is his last chance. He does it again, he's finished. He and his cohorts will wish they'd never treasoned the crown by targeting Princess Twilight and getting Nefarious involved in this, up until now.  
  • Celestia: "Thank you, Shineflare. I know Blueblood pushed some personal buttons and voliated serious rules, but having an unreasonable mind only worsens things. But believe me, I am disappointed in Blueblood and I do not approve of OR condon his actions today, and I do somewhat believe he did went too far on nearly ending Twilight's life, even reguardless of being spell-bound, but what if punishing Blueblood too hard would've been the cue for Nefarious to attack us while our attention is turned?"
  • Shineflare: ".... A concerning throey, Princess. Very well, we'll disguss this AFTER we rid ourselfs of that tincan. But we're going to need subitude protacters since GLEA is now offitcally disbanned due to an assusiation attempt."
  • Captain Cut-lin: "WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO US?! I JUST SAID I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING MR. BLOOD OF BLUE WAS DOING, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN PROOF ANYTHING?!"
  • ???: "CLADDOR CAN SAY DIFFERENT!"
  • Claddor was seen!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "Uh.... OH NO! THE MANIAC'S OUT, QUICK, CAP-"
  • Fluttershy smacked Cut-lin in the face!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "OWCH!?"
  • Fluttershy: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR BROTHER!?"
  • Shineflare: "Miss Flutters, are you saying this, caveman dilac goblin has a claim on this?"
  • Claddor: Hey! Caveman commet was offensive to Claddor!
  • Captain Cut-lin: "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S CRAZY!"
  • Shineflare: You keep out of this, Goblin! Now, Claddor, is it, explain yourself.
  • Captain Cut-lin: "You better say NOTHING, retard?!"
  • Lord Shen: Allright you, out with it.
  • Captain Cut-lin: "YOU BETTER NOT?!"
  • Shineflire: One more outburst from you Goblin and I'll condem you and the rest of Blueblood's secret police to the gallows, cause your master has caused ALOT of trouble since Princess Twilight's rise to alicornhood drove him mad and I'm about to name some names after we sort this mess with the tincan he hired out!
  • Cut-lin growled, and was forced to back off.
  • Luna: Now then, Claddor. Explain yourself.
  • Claddor: Claddor escape from HQ to warn everyone that Cut-lin and GLEA are traitors! Cut-lin treat Claddor like animal, and he just wants Manehatten to be destroyed. The land Manehatten is on used to belong to goblins, but was taken away by Celestia so alot of homeless ponies can have homes. Cut-lin and Gob want land back, and as punishment, ponies everywhere would be enslaved by Griff.
  • Shineflare:...Cut-lin? Gob? Griff? Is this true?
  • Cut-lin: "Uh, don't listen to him, he's crazy!"
  • Gob: Oh just quit the innocent act, Cut-lin! The jig is up! The cat's out of the bag AND our plan's ruined!
  • Shineflare: I knew there was something treacherous behind Blueblood's violent attitude against Princess Twilight.
  • Griff: Thanks for exposing and butchering our treachery plan Claddor, you idiot!
  • Cut-lin: "(Growls), TRAITOR?!"
  • Cut-lin revved up his chainsaw hand!
  • Icky: Oh boy, get ready to cover your eyes, kids, cause this is about to get very graphicly messy and ugly.
  • Suddenly Fluttershy stood in the way of Cut-lin!
  • Fluttershy: "YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU, YOU, SHITHEAD?!"
  • Everyone: "OH!"
  • Rarity: "Am I, hearing things, or did Fluttershy, cuss?"
  • Taiku: Ok, someone seariously needs to pull the plug on this, everybody in this series cussing everytime!
  • Godfry: "That's not the only thing that needs a good plug pulling?!"
  • Cut-lin raised his chainsaw and sought to harm Fluttershy!
  • Max: Anybody here get the feeling that the homicidal chainsaw handed Goblin's about to do what I think he's doing?
  • Sam: You mean he's about to slaughter and murder poor Fluttershy in cold blood all because she cussed at him?
  • Max: "Yep, seems about it."
  • Sam: "We need to look into this."
  • Mimi: You better hurry boys, Cut-lin's about to take a chainsaw cut out of Fluttershy.
  • Spongebob: (Screams while covering his eyes) I cant watch this!
  • Pinkie: Somepony do something!
  • Without a second invite, Sam placed a helmet on Max and threw him at Cut-lin at 100 degree angle.
  • Cut-lin: "SAY GOOD NIGHT, YOU LITTLE PONY-"
  • Max (while in the air): "NO PRISONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS?!"
  • Cut-lin: "What the?-"
  • BLAM!
  • Cut-lin was sent flying into the wall!
  • Pinkie: Well, perhaps 'everybody' might've been a better term since there aren't many ponies around here.
  • Rainbow Dash: You think?
  • Cut-lin: (The guards arrest him, Gob, and Griff)
  • Guard: You three are under arrest for aiding evil forces, attenpted murder, attempted destruction of Manehatten, and attempted pony enslavement. You have the right to remain silent, blah blah blah blah blah and all that other legal mumbo jumbo jazz.
  • Celestia: Blueblood, you will be confined in quarters until a fair but firm punishment can be made.
  • The guards grab Blueblood.
  • Icky: "Well, I guess at the price of possability alerting Nefarious, at least we protact Pred and the sisters, who are tecnecly are enemies who are only helping us cause Nefarious is a bigger prize to them."
  • Lord Shen: "An admitingly bitter sweet victory, but at the same time, a foul tasting sudden need of a new stragity."

Celestia's room.

  • Rachet: (Hologram Protection) "TWILIGHT SAID WHAT?!"
  • Celestia: She told everyone about Blueblood being in league with Dr. Nefarious. But it was only because he was attacking the sisters with a mental attack spell all because he blamed them for Nefarious' Hydra attack. If she hadn't done it, Pred and the sisters would've been in GLEA custody. There was no other way to fix it other than to admit the truth.
  • Clank: (Hologram projection) Well, you can't really blame her, Ratchet. Odds can be a real pain when it comes to doing what's right.
  • Ratchet: Still, I don't know how Major Monogram is gonna react if he finds out about this.
  • Clank: We still have a chance at this. Nefarious still doesn't know that we're involved, so we still retained the element of surprise.
  • Ratchet: Good point. 
  • Luna: So what're we gonna do?
  • Celestia: "Well, from what I could see, now that everyone's aware, it wouldn't be surprising they would start to leave in groups."
  • Rachet: "Can't blame them. Nobody wants to party if Nefarious is gonna come. He's a netourious party pooper."
  • Buzz: (hollogram projection) If Nefarious does find out about what happend, no doubt that he's gonna dump Blueblood and his cohorts for spilling the beans, forsake their alicorn king plan with the wing transprant machine and take Equestria for himself.
  • Rachet: I don't think Nefarious will forsake honoring his plans nor deal with Blueblood so easily just yet, Buzz. I know him all too well and what his deals to his pawns are capable off. Also, he probuly figured having an Alicorn ally will out-way keeping Equestia for himself, thanks to Lawerence. Besides we still have a job to do once he makes his move.
  • Clank: And wait for someone who is fortunate enough to escape the villain's seige while they think they have their bittersweet victory while they can and our friends be at their mercy until we launch our surprise attack. I am fully aware that what we're doing is still, quite risky, and now controverseal thanks to Twilight's forced compromise, but it's better then worseing things more.
  • Rachet: "And I don't know why, but I can't help but to think that Hydra attack wasn't a complete accsident. Maybe Nefarious wanted to be found out and have Blueblood in trouble as a way to destroy any good in Blueblood so he can overlook Nefarious's abuse to the citizens of Equestia."
  • Buzz: "I wouldn't put it pass him nor Zurg."
  • XR: (Hologram projection) Yeah we're quite not out of the woods with Nefarious just yet, but I still can't wait to see the look on that tincan's face when we barge in there, rob him of his so-called "Alicorn" and other allies, destroy that wing giving machine of his and bring another humiliating defeat on Team Nefarious' doorstep when the time comes.
  • Lord Shen: "But we do have one intermediate problem: the guests are leaving! They don't wanna be at a party where there's gonna be an attack apawn it! We can't have a Gala without guests, which would force us to cancel, which would provoke Nefarious to pull out a far worse intention for Equestia!"
  • Taiku: "Don't worry, my peacock warlord buddy, Pinkie has that covered like a boss. She's not the one to let a party die for ANY reason, even if it's life threatening."
  • Lord Shen: "Well how are you sure even with that knowledge can the pink horse one can be able to prevent concerned for their lives guests just suddenly ignor an impending attack?"
  • Taiku: "Now, promise you won't get mad, but she enlisted Dissy McCord's help."
  • Lord Shen: "SHE ASKED DISCORD TO HELP HER?! BUT FOR WHAT?!"
  • Taiku: "Honestly, THAT is a good question."
  • A servent came in!
  • Servent: "HEY, DID YOU HEARD, PRINCE SHINING IS ATTENDING THE PARTY WITH PRINCESS CANDENCE, AND, WOW HE GOT ALOT OF STUFF?!"
  • Lord Shen: "I beg your pardon?"
  • the trumpet of horns are heard.
  • The group went to look outside.
  • Taiku (seeing the parade.): "Well son of a duck, Shiny and Candy are attending in sytile thanks to Pinkster and Dissy."
  • Discord dressed in a suit was fire spinning, as a familier song plays, reveiling Candence and Shining on an Elephant.
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  • Lord Shen: "Wait, I thought they weren't able to attend cause the monistairy was a mess!"
  • Taiku: "Guess Cordio must've came and helped speed things up."
  • Rachet: Not what I have in mind, but me, the freedom fighters and the rest of our assembled army will take it.
  • Taiku: Oh don't worry my little alien friend, that tin-can won't be pulling off an attack that'll force guests to leave on Dissy and Pinkie's watch until a serious real deal will happen. Plus Twilight's aranging a little surprise for him when all this is over..... Provided if the producer would still allow it.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, this time, he better make up for this when Pred sneak attacked us during the 4th of July speical. Thank God Discord and Karma stopped Pred in his tracks before things got out of hand and the shy one regained his trust by saving his life from Tri-corn's bloodlusting rage. I just hope everyone here knows exactly what they're doing."

Chapter 8: A Nefarious Attack/Blueblood's Rise to Alicornhood.

Dunguin.

  • Griff: "YOU CAN'T PUT ME DOWN HERE?! I AM A MEMBER OF A HIGH SOCITY?! I AM PART OF A PROUD GRIFFIN FAMILY YOUR SUN PRINCESS WRONGED?! I KNOW A GOOD LAWYER FROM SPACE! HE'S A HAMMERHEAD SHARK!"
  • Voice: "Shut it down there, traitor!"
  • Gob: "Oh, just do everyone a favor, and just let it go. Let's face it, our attempts fail flat on it's face. We'll never correct the injustices now at this rate. It's the gallows for us come the following day."
  • Griff: "Gob, that does not sound like a friend of the working guy to me! If anything, that's quitter talk!"
  • Cut-lin: "Yes, that is the talk of quitters, Prime Minister. Don't you want Celestia and Manehatten to pay for robbing you someone prescious to you, as well as our homes, and Griff's family legacy?"
  • Gob: "Well, I-"
  • Griff: "Celestia is the enemy of the work force, the mythic beast work force! Our ecomitmes suffered cause of her bowing to public outcry, and she placed salt in an old wounds, by kicking Goblins out of their homes! Next, it'll be our own contries if Equestia's surplus population gets more surplus, then all mythic beasts will possabily be forced to live in Everfree, like how Goblins were made to live in a swamp. We'll be redused to unsentient savages, Equestia will become a whole horse planet! We need to stop that!"
  • Gob: "Your right..... Celestia's over-compassion will be the suffering for us all! Look how badly it effected the Diamond Dogs! Nothing but a bunch of common diamond obcessed crooks thanks to her! She plans to undo non-pony civilisations! She's a madmare! She has to be stop!?"
  • Griff: "Friends, to us... To friends, of the working beast!"

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  • Cut-lin: "Too bad Nefarious is gonna come in surprised."
  • ???: "On the countary boys, it's all part of my plan."
  • However, they seen the guards knocked out, as coming out of the shadows, is Nefarious, Lawerence, Emperor Zurg, and Zigzag.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I just needed to make Blueblood more hard on the ponies, but more capable of providing to Mythic Beasts that are willing to show loyalty to him, and to me as well."
  • Griff: "Well, explains why ya'll didn't helped us sooner."
  • Gob: "Now, get us out of here."
  • Nefarious: "Alchorse, but I require you guys hang low for a bit... I suspect things are about to get, alittle wild."
  • Cut-lin: "Ha-ha-ha, I love wild parties, (revs up his chain-saw hand) Count me and the Goblin Secret Police in."
  • Nefarious: Look on the brightside, Blueblood's friends.Celestia may have banned you from her party, but she's gonna be the guest of honor in ours. For you see, we have an extra speical plan for her.

Blueblood's room.

  • Blueblood was getting upset and throwing items everywhere!
  • Blueblood: "IT'S NOT FAIR?! NOW COULD CELESTIA DO THIS TO ME?! HER PERSONAL FAVERITES I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT PRED?! HE AND THOSE INSANE DAUGHTERS OF HIS PRACTICLY HATE HER?! THEY WERE A LEGIT TARGET?! SHE IS UNBELIEVEABLE?! GAHHHHH?!"
  • Blueblood dropped down and started to cry!
  • Blueblood: I HOPE THOSE WHO WRONGED ME ALL BURN IN HELL!!!
  • ???: "Then why don't we give them the quick passport there?"
  • Nefarious appeared from the Shadows with Lawerence.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Cause now is the time for revenge, on those who treated you like garbage, and with my help, they be FORCED to accept you as the one true king.... Or one of the kings, considering we're sharing this 50/50."
  • Blueblood: "........... Very well, partner. It's time....... Tell your minions to laungh the attack, but I hope you have a counterplan for the magic they process."
  • Nefarious: Oh don't worry, nothing's gonna get in our way when we're done with them.

Taiku's Dressing room in the Present time.

  • Taiku: Ah but the proud tincan was half correct for now comes the moment that those evil mad-jerks had been working hard and been waiting for. But once Nefarious pulled off that stunt of his, only a few he's not worried about denting his plan will be fortunate to get away, just as Rachet and his army intented and that is where our climax truley begins with Grim-Nor getting the karma he so richfully deserves, Lighting redeeming her clan's honor when she, the Freedom Fighters and their army go for Nefarious and Blueblood, a daring sacrifice will be made on my part and the original elements of harmony will pull the plug on Blueblood's madness once for all. But who will be last standing when all this is over?  That's all I can say right now, but the conflect's gonna be good I promise you since Tman and Scroop got it covered. This is basicly the last interuption you'll hear from me for awhile until further down the road, so let's get this ultimate on the road!

The story.

  • Everyone was enjoying the gala when-
  • GLASS SHATTER, AS SUDDENLY, NEFARIOUS TROOPERS AND HORNETS FLEW INTO THE ROOM AS BADLANDERS AND ORC HUNS BURSTED IN!
  • Icky: "OH ULTRA SHOOT-IN-NANY?!"
  • The Robots and beasts surround the heroes and other guests but Hurricane, Speed, Bill, Chow Mein and Lucky who were busy going to the bathroom!
  • Secret Police goblins enter the room, and form an imperial stand off, as Nefarious, Emperor Zurg, Zigzag, Lawerence, Grim-Nor, Cut-lin, Griff, Gob, and Finally, Prince Blueblood came forth.
  • Blueblood: "You all thought you can just, betray me? Huh? Did ya? WELL TOO BAD?! NOW YOUR REALLY ARE GONNA GET IT?!"
  • Celestia: "Blueblood, your injustise will not get far?!"
  • Blueblood: "Oh, auntie, even at the sight of defeat you have such spirit. But I'm afraid this is where I must once and for all, correct your arrigant stupidity, once and for all?!"

(This plays...... WOW, I been waiting forever to finally placed this here?!)

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  • Icky: "..... Did he REALLY had to sing?"
  • Blueblood: "Now that we got all the plot esposition out of the way, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME AN ALICORN?!"
  • Spike: Why Blueblood?! Why are you doing all this?!
  • Blueblood: Why am I doing all this, you ask...? LIKE I'M TELLING YOU, PIP-SQUEAK!
  • Spike slashed Blueblood with his claws!
  • Blueblood: Ow!
  • Suddenly Hurricane, Speed,  Chow Mein, Bill and Lucky were coming back from the bath room until they gasping as they saw Blueblood and all his allies have made their move! 
  • Hurricane: Aw Spit! The Bad Guy Party Crashers are here!
  • Bill: Man, I knew that Blueblood kid was trouble! We gotta do something!
  • Lucky: We gotta get help!
  • Chow Mein: "One problem, we'll be surrounded and pwned very badly?!"
  • Lucky: "But we have to stop this?!"
  • Chow Mein: "Alchorse we all want to stop this, but what can we do?"
  • Blueblood: "IMPERTENATE LITTLE PEST!?"
  • Blueblood mental attacks Spike!
  • Icky: "HE STILL HAS THAT?! WHAT'S YOUR EXQUSE THIS TIME!?"
  • Blueblood: "Photographic memory. Now Sparkle, the choice is yours, Your wings, or the little beast?!"
  • Spike (under mental attack): "TWILIGHT?! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME?! (CRIES)"
  • Chow Mein: Aw! Why I outta! Let me at him! Let me at him! Lucky, hold me back (Grabs his tail!)
  • Lucky: Ok! (Holds his tail)
  • Chow Meng: Let me at him! Let me at him!
  • Lucky: Ok! (lets go)
  • Chow Meng: (annoyed) I think your missing the basic point here, Luck.
  • Lucky: Oh, Sorry.
  • Bill: Guys, we sould just get outta here and get help while we still can.
  • Speed: I agree. It is on....later....
  • Bill, Hurricane, Speed, Lucky and Chow Mein quickly left while the villains were busy enjoying their victory and Blueblood enjoying his triemph while he still can.
  • Blueblood: "I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN, SPARKLE?! WINGS, OR THE STUPID BRAT?!"
  • Spike (under mental attack): "RARITY, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (CRIES)"
  • Nefarious: Well....we're waiting.
  • Blueblood: "YES ALREADY, IF YOUR WILLING TO STICK UP FOR MURDERORS, THEN SURELY THE SAME APPLIES TO THIS LITTLE ABOMINATION?!"
  • Nefarious: Forget it Blue. Yelling like a mad bastard woundn't do any good. We're just gonna have to do this the hard way. Bring up the Wing-transplant machine and miss sparkle!
  • Blueblood stops the mental attack.
  • Blueblood: "What gives, Sparkle? I thought you would care for this little beast? No? Well, it would be pointless to keep him around here, would it?"
  • Blueblood leviated Spike and went torwords the palace edge, where it's a long, long, long way down!
  • Blueblood: "It seems Sparkle doesn't care enough for you that she would WILLINGLY surrender her immortally and wings. No use keeping you around, would it?"
  • Blueblood is about to drop Spike at the seemingly bottomless edge.
  • Blueblood: (Dubbed as Ruber) My friends, Prepare yourselfs, for the dawning of a new age!
  • Icky: "Oh son of a bitch, please tell me he's not gonna-"
  • Blueblood: "THE BLUEBLOOD AGE?!"
  • Blueblood drops Spike!
  • Icky: "....... Do that......"
  • Rarity: "SPIKEY WIKEY?!"
  • Twilight: "SPIKE?!"
  • Nefarious: "Wow, he became more crueler then i anpisipated..... HE'S PERFECT?!"
  • Doofinshirts: "Ok, I have to be honest, this is very bad evil right there, I mean, there's good evil, and then there's bad evil, and that's bad evil!"
  • Nefarious: "Oh gee, Doof, it's as if it's like, EVIL'S SUPPOSE TO BE BE BAD?! IT'S EVIL?!"
  • Doofinshirts: "Gees, ya don't have to yell, it's an honest opinion."
  • Lawrence: I must agree with Doofinshirts on this, sir.
  • Nefarious: (Groans) Oh, Lawrence not you too!
  • Blueblood: Let the birth of my Alicornhood begin.
  • Nefarious: "You heard him, bring in the machince!"
  • Doofinshirts and Lawerence sighed, they know it's pointless at this point to argue with Nefarious about "Good evil and Bad evil".
  • Hornets and Nefarious Troopers bring in the Wing transportation machine.
  • Blueblood: "At last, everything is at perfect fruitition?!"
  • Twilight finally lost it! She pounced on Blueblood!
  • Twilight: "BLUEBLOOD, YOU STUPID BRATTY ASSFUCKER?! YOUR GONNA DIE FOR THIS?!"
  • Twilight began to use dark magic again!
  • Doofinshirts screams!
  • Dedede and Escargoon were stunned in fear by this!
  • Mr. Smaty Pants started to wimper!
  • Zigzag was shocked!
  • Zurg: "Oh, poo."
  • The other villains were taken aback by this.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "LAWERENCE, ACTIBATE, OUR OTHER MACHINCE?! THE ANTI-MAGIC ONE?!"
  • Warp: And make it quick! The sight of her is gonna give me nightmares for a week!
  • Lawerence presses a button.
  • The Anti-Magic Machine took affect.
  • Suddenly, Twilight's magic was disabled, and Twilight realised what is going on!
  • Twilight: "What?!"
  • Blueblood: Well that was quite eaisy enough. Now, where was I? Oh yeah. My Alicornhood asention.
  • Two Hornets grab Twilight.
  • Nefarious: Hey since I'm in quite a generous mood, I'll heal the little purple dragon kid since your lettling my partner's days of being king happen. Oh and uh, just for insurance, my bride to be, the purple menage and the Sponge will be coming with me incase you lougers get any ideas of stopping me this time along with this. (Takes out a gun and freezes Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie and Fluttershy in carbonite!) Now, Hornets, get to the edge and find what may be left of the baby dragon.
  • Four Hornets did just that.
  • Nefarious: Nefarious Troppers, Bring Spongebob, Spyro and Kairi to me.
  • A couble of Nefarious troopers did that.
  • Spongebob: "Owowowowowowowowowowow! Watch the spongey material!"
  • The lougers didnt know what else to do. They just have to just let Nefarious and Blueblood have their way until Rachet, The Freedom Fighters and their friends get here.
  • Lord Shen: Allright, Doctor. You won. Do whatever you want with us. Just don't hurt Kairi, the Purple One and the Square One.
  • Icky: I can't believe I'm saying this but, go ahead, do your worst, make us your bitches!
  • Nefarious: (Dubbed as Hades as Kairi, Spongebob and Spyro are brought to him) Good answer.
  • Grim-Nor: If you all don't mind, I would like to take Lighting dust with me so I can settle a personal score.
  • Nefarious: "Ah sure, go crazy!"
  • Grim-Nor orders his main orcs to take Lightning Dust as they left the ballroom.
  • The Wings-transplant machince is shown.
  • Blueblood gets in, as the hornets shoved Twilight in.
  • Blueblood: "Alright friends, let her rip!"
  • Doofinsmirts pushs the button and the Wing Transplant machine was activated, as engry surrounds both Twilight and Blueblood!
  • Griff: (Dubbed as Iago) Ladies and Gentelmen. A warm Equestrian Welcome for Alicorn Blueblood!
  • The machine finishes, ad Bluebloofd comes out, Alicornised, as Twilight flops into the ground, a normal unicorn again.
  • Iago: "Why is this suddenly feeling familier somehow?"
  • Icky: "The original scene of Aladdin where Jafar came back and bite everyone in the ass in the original Aladdin movie but was tecnecly removed from the crossover verson of our series?"
  • Blueblood: "Now, what was it that I always wanted people to do? Ah yes, abject, HUMILIATION?!"
  • Blueblood Zaps the lougers, Twilight's friends, and the princesses into bowing down!
  • Blueblood: "And now, Miss Twilight, tis time for your exsile?!"

(Then, he goes Jafar on us as this happens, as he sends Twilight up a tower, and sends it skyrocketing very far high into the moon?!)

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  • Icky: "..... Did he just-"
  • Squidward: "Went Jafar on us and banished Twilight into the moon via a tower that turned into a rocket and laughed crazingly at us? Yep, he did."

Chapter 9: Hurricane, Bill, Speed, Chow Mein and the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters' Daring Rescue and Grim-Nor's Defeat.

The Now Secured Equestrian borders- The Freedom Fighters Camp.

  • Rachet, The Freedom Fights and the lougers friends were waiting to finally pull the plug on Nefarious' Plans and Blueblood's Madness once and for all. That is when they see four cirtan figures rushing up to them.
  • Hurricane: Help! Somebody help! Help!
  • Bill: Blueblood's totally lost his mind!
  • Speed: Our sister and her friends need us!
  • Chow Mein: We gotta stop that homicidal stallion and that tincan, and Lighting needs us!
  • Lucky: Somebody, anybody....DO SOMETHING!?!
  • Rachet: "Who are those guys?"
  • Buzz: Easy, boys what's the matter?
  • Chow Mein: "Well let's just say things have really gone to crap?! We're afraid they're gonna start hurting everyone?!"
  • Bill: Translation: Blueblood and those friends of his have made their move!
  • Suddenly Major Monogram appeared via Perry's watch.
  • Major Monogram: Everyone, you won't beleve what Carl and I found on our United universe raider!
  • Pred and the sisters appeared with Hidden Shadow!
  • Pred: "Miss Sparkle has been banished to the moon?!"
  • Rachet, The Freedom Fighters and the Dust Group: What?!?
  • Hidden Shadow: That bastard Blueblood and his jealousy for Sparkle have gone too far this time!
  • Major Monogram: "Aw no fair, I WANTED TO SAY THAT?!"
  • Carl: "You can still tell them HOW he did it sir."
  • Rachet: "Yea, uh, Pred, you did kinda rob Monogram of that, so at least let him have how Blueblood did it."
  • Pred sighed annoyed on how these aliens work.
  • Pred: "Fine."
  • Rachet: You were saying, Major?
  • Major: Blueblood's now an Alicorn thanks to the machine he helped funded and send Sparkle backing to the moon via a tower turned into a rocket!
  • Hidden Shadow: Like I said before, that bastard Blueblood and his jealousy for Sparkle have gone to far this time!
  • Sharp-pay: Sparkle going to the moon and that tincan friend of his freezing Flutters in carbonite is OVER the freaken limit!
  • Rachet: Nefarious...he's not going to get away with this. He and Blueblood have ALOT to anwser for what they did.
  • Howling is heard.
  • Major Monogram: "Uh oh. Sounds like we're having visitors."
  • Everyone hides.
  • coming through the gate doors is Grim-nor, his main orcs, and the Orc huns, as well as Lightning Dust chained to a broken tree.
  • Grim-nor orders them to stop. and gets off of his worg.
  • Grim-Nor: "Bring Lightning Dust to me, then go guard the doors and secure the area."
  • Hurricane: Holly freaking spit, It's Grim-Nor!
  • Speed: "How is he still alive? I thought he would've eventally died from old age or starvation by now?"
  • Bill: I don't know how he lived, and I am not even sure I would even like to know cosidering his reputation of being furoious, but he's got Lightining!
  • Eduardo: Aye carumba.Those are really big meanies.
  • Numbuh 1: It seems this "Grim-Nor" will have to be dealt with first before we proceed to Canterlot and bring Nefarious and Blueblood to justice.
  • Chow Mein: Yeah, Our girl needs us!
  • Rachet: "But we need to to be smart about this, there's orcs everywhere."
  • Some orcs bring Lightning to Grim-Nor, as thet went to guard and protrol the area.
  • Lightning stared at Grim-Nor with resentment.
  • Grim-Nor: "Your sun princess' defences and forces as fallen, and soon enough, so will she. But first, it's your turn. Bow to me."
  • Lightning: "I'm chained to a log, genius."
  • Grim-Nor brought out his sword, cuts off of the chains, but Grim-Nor's main orcs came forword to ensure security, knowing very well any member of the Dust Family is dangerious.
  • Grim-Nor: "I will warn you that I tire quickly. BOW TO ME?!"
  • Hurricane: The cat thing's right. There's alot of orcs and we're at a disadvantage here unless...unless we do the unthinkable.
  • Billy: "Stuff their faces into our butts?"
  • Everyone looked dumstrucked and looked at Billy.
  • Lucky: Dude, what the heck's wrong with you?
  • Mandy: "He's stupid, what else?"
  • Grim: "Just be glad you didn't had to share the same show with him."
  • Speed: Boy, something tells me that he doesn't have all his marbles.
  • Hurricane: Allright, heres what were going to do.
  • The Freedom Fighters listened to Hurricane's plan ang quickly got too work as I make a man out of you reprise plays while Rachet calls the High Council wizards to see if they can retrive Twilight from the moon.
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  • Grim-nor is seen dragging Lightning into the main tower of the building, as his main orcs guard the front enterence, while the other orcs are still protroling, as well as his Dragon Falcon is surveling the area.
  • Hurricane and the others were hiding nearby.
  • Hurricane: Ok, any questions before we go in there?
  • Numbuh 2: (While wearing a dress) Does this outfit make me look fat?
  • Mandy punches him.
  • Number 2: "OWCH?!"
  • Speed: I hope this works.
  • The Main orcs were still standing guard.
  • Suddenly they hear giggleling.
  • Main Orc # 1: What?
  • Main Orc # 2: Who's there?
  • Main Orc 3: "Huh? Am i seeing things?"
  • Then we see Numbuh 2, Bloo, Numbuh 4 and the Powerpuff girls dressed like traditional chinese woman holding hand held fans giggeling.
  • Main Orc twin: "Oh, it's just a bunch of maidens."
  • Main Orc Twin 2: "UGLY, Maidens."
  • Main Orc Twin: "And I thought this was suppose to be a planet of small multicolored horses, not midgit humans and (sees Bloo), whatever that thing is. So if anything, shouldn't they be, ponies, or, horses, or anything Equine?"
  • Suddenly, the group realised that flaw of their plan.
  • Number 4: "Aw, biskits. They're onto us!"
  • Main Orc Twin: "Did one of them sounded like a guy for a sec-" (Number 5 punched him) OOF!!!
  • Hurricane: Bring it on, you animal-headed FREAKS! (Bucks one of the orcs to the wall) Ooh!
  • Number 1: Take THIS! (Punches an orc rapidly, and then kicks him to a wall) (Number 3 and Number 4 knock out the orcs guarding the door by smacking them in the back of the necks)
  • Number 4: Sweet dreams, rotters!
  • Billy: Let's go! We've got a chosen one to save! (The group run for Lightning Dust)
  • Grim-Nor: It's three simple letters, pony! B-O-W! BOW!!! Know the definition?
  • Lightning: Yeah. If you ask me, you should be a dog to say that. "OOHHH, BOW-WOW!!!"
  • Grim-Nor: I'll make you eat those words, mule! (Prepares to kill Lightning until Grim stops him with his scythe)
  • Grim: Hold it right there, you! (Throws away the sword, and punches Grim-Nor in the face)
  • Number 1: Let's get him! (The KND beats up Grim-Nor)
  • Lightning: Well, what took YOU guys so long, huh?
  • Grim: Please, don't start with us. Let's get you out of here.
  • Suddenly Grim-Nor begins to come around.
  • Bloo: Uh, I dont think we're done with this guy just yet Grim!
  • Lightning: "Let me deal with this."
  • Grim-Nor: "Pretty wise.... Besides, your new friends are about to have their own troubles. (ROARS?!)"
  • As his roar echoed, all of Grim-Nor's orcs began to advance torwords the tower!
  • Rachet: "Good luck Lightning, we'll mop up the floor with these jerks while your busy!"
  • The gang jumped out of the tower, battle crying!
  • Lightning: Alright, you dork-orc! Your ass is going down!
  • Grim-Nor: Not tonight, you flying horse-ass! (Throws some spinning blades at her, and she dodges them)
  • Lightning Dust: WHOA!!! (Continuously dodges spinning blades, and manages to punch Grim-Nor through the window) I'M GONNA FINISH THIS WITH THE SEISMIC DUST TOSS, YOU OVERGROWN EXCUSE FOR AN ORC!!!
  • Grim-Nor: HAH! That doesn't scare me! I've figured out how to outwit that! Like THIS! (Pokes Lightning in the eyes)
  • Lightning: AARRGGHH!!! (Spins towards the ground, and Grim-Nor grabs onto a pole to land safely while Lightning crashes onto the ground in golden dust) AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!
  • Grim-Nor: Why don't you just wing it, pegasi! You're not as strong as your grandfather was!
  • Lightning: That may be true, but strength isn't the only thing that matters! (Flies up high, and prepares to smash Grim-Nor)
  • Grim-Nor: (Scoffs, and punches Lightning in the chest when she makes it to the ground by raising his fist up)
  • Lightning: OOF! (Grim-Nor throws Lightning to the ground)
  • Grim-Nor: I've learned to dish out ANYTHING your grandfather tried to throw at me! You're gonna have to step it up a notch, shorty!
  • Lighting: You know what? It pays to be a member of the Dust Clan! We always IMPROVISE! (Nails Grim-Nor in the grouch and makes a break for it. closing the door. His fist punches through the door causing Lighting to gasp as she ran for her life)
  • Then Chow Mein and Lucky apperear next to Lighting riding the Falcon Dragon thanks to Chow Mein teaching it who's boss off camera.
  • Chow Mein: So what's the plan?
  • Lightning: "Uh...."
  • Chow Mein: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN?!? I MEAN, C'MON, WE NEED A PLAN RIGHT NOW, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN?!?
  • Lightning: "Hey, I tried the sizemic dust toss, but he got out of it by cheating, and besides, I am making it up as i- (Sees a firework tower)...go! Chow Mein, get those fireworks! I'll be standing by!"
  • Chow Mein: Consider it done, marey! C'mon, Lucky! (They both fly off on a kite)
  • Grim-Nor: (Roars, and breaks down the door) DIE!!! (Lightning tried to fly away, but Grim-Nor grabs her tail, and smashes her to the floor)
  • Lightning: OUCH! IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY--(Grim-Nor grabs her by the head) MMPPHH!!! (Smashes her head into a column, and then does it on another, and that column brings down a wall)...THAT HURT!!!
  • Grim-Nor: You're freaking dead, ass! (Lightning kicks him in the nose, and flies off) OW!!! MY NOSE!!! (Meanwhile, Chow Mein and Lucky arrive at the tower)
  • Lucky: "Hey, isn't there suppose to be some guys here we're suppose to scare off?"
  • Two Orcs with fire arrows appeared!
  • Orc 1: "Looks like we're eating good tonight?!"
  • Orc 2: "Yeah, I like eating lizards and small flying elfs."
  • Lucky: "FYI guys, I'm a sprite. A luck sprite. I can be real useful for gambling."
  • Orc 1: "Really? Then Las Pegicous here I come!"
  • Orc 2: "No, Las Pegicaious here I come?!"
  • Orc 1: "Oh yeah, says who?"
  • Orc 2: Says ME, douche bag! (Kicks him in the nuts) In your balls!
  • Lucky: (Orc 2 grabs him) UHHGH, GET YOUR FILTHY GREEN SAUSAGES OFF OF ME!!!
  • Chow Mein: (Bites the Orc)
  • Orc 2: AAAOOOOOWWWWW!!! (Pushes Orc 1 off the tower along with himself as they fall to their deaths)
  • Chow Mein:...Well, at least we didn't have the trouble of letting an innocent coward kill himself.
  • Lucky: You said it.
  • Lightning landed on the roof.
  • She looked at the distence between her and the tower. She hopes this goes perfectly.
  • Then Grim-Nor burst out of the roof.
  • Lightning: "CELESTIA'S FAKE BEARD?!"
  • Grim-Nor and Lightning are at a tense standoff.
  • Grim-Nor briefly noticed at the heroes defeated his once proud Orc army, but it only motivates him to kill Lightning even more.
  • Grim-Nor: You're friends were foolish enough to wipe out my army. Now I'll wipe you out! (Raises his sword)
  • Hurricane: (Appearing) Not on my and Speed's watch, ugly boy!
  • Grim-Nor: "This is between me, and her, you horses?!"
  • Grim-Nor proceeds to try and stab Lightning!
  • But Lighting quickly dodged as Speed and Hurricane bucked Grim-nor's sword out of his hands and it ended up in Lighting's hooves.
  • Lighting: (Now holding Grim-nor's sword) Not from my point of few. Now it's time to finish what my grandfather started, Grim-Dork. Ready Chow Mein?
  • Grim-Nor: "Who?"
  • Speed points to his answer smirking as Chow Mein and Lucky returned.
  • Chow Meing: I am ready, baby! (revealed a rocket on his back; he lit a match and hands it to Lucky) Light me!
  • Grim-Nor roars as he proceeds to try to punch Lightning! 
  • But Speed and Lightning bucked him in the face, buying Lightning enough time to stab him in the back with his own sword, making him roar in pain, as Lucky lit the fuse and the rocket flew straight towards Grim-Nor.
  • Grim-Nor got hit by the rocket as Speed quickly grabbed the sword.
  • Hurricane: "OFF THE ROOF, OFF THE ROOF, OFF THE ROOF?!"
  • Grim-Nor screams as he hits the tower on inpact and it exploded killing the leader of the hun-orcs instantly!
  • Then Lightning, Speed, Hurricane got off the roof and braced themselfs from the force of the explosion.
  • Shortly after, Lighting while carrying Grim-nor's sword, her brothers, Bill, Chow Mein, Lucky, Rachet and the rest of the freedomfighters/louger support army arrived at what's left of the tower which was in flames and see the burning dead body of Grim-nor. Lighting and her brothers were in releaf that the sworn enemy of the Dust Clan is finally dead after all these years.
  • Rachet: "And we owe the boarder guards a new tower."
  • Captain of the Boarder Guards: "Oh don't worry, we were aiming to redecerate anyway."
  • Then Major Monogram appeared on Perry's watch.
  • Major Monogram: Good news everyone! The High Council Wizards have managed to obtain Mis Sparkle before she reached the moon. They are sending her back to Canterlot now as we speak.
  • Lightning: "TWILIGHT WAS BANISHED TO THE MOON?!"
  • Rachet: "Don't ask."
  • Speed: "So, what're we gonna do with Grim-Butt's body."
  • Lightning: "Leave that to me."
  • from afar, this was seen by Blackblood. Before Blackblood can go off and warn Blueblood, the raven was hit by a blast of dragon fire, leaving Blackblood in shingles.
  • Chow Mein (Who blasted Blackblood): Now that's what I call loyal raven pet of a mad stallion barbeque. (Blows smoke at the now grounded raven while Lucky laughed).
  • Rachet: Ok, everyone. We waited long enough, now we go to Camelot and make Nefarious wish he never used Blueblood for his latest plan.
  • Buzz: I agree, comppuence is far overdue for them, along with Zurg and the rest of Team Nefarious and those native allies of theirs.
  • Sharp-Pay: Blueblood still has to answer for what his jealousy made him do up until now and me, dad and my other sisters wanna be there when he gets what he desrves.
  • Lighting: Just one moment, guys. Just getting a little soviner to prove to my folks back home that I'm no longer the disaster to them and help redeam my honor to the Dust clan.
  • Lighting draws Grim-nor's sword and aims at the dead leader of the hun-orc’s head.
  • Lighting: This is for you, Great Grandfather Shining.
  • Lighting yells the Dust Clan's famous battle cry and chops off Grim-Nor’s head while everyone but Pred and his daughters covers thier eyes at the sight.
  • Lightning: Now...for Dorkblood and the tincan jerk who made all this happen!
  • (Taiku): "And thus, the big showdow begins. And let me tell you, it gets wild from here."

Chapter 10: Team Nefarious' Showdown/ The New Bearers of The Original Elements of Harmony Revealed and Blueblood's Fall from Alicornhood in a Very Messy Finale

Canterlot castle throneroom.

  • Shineflare: (To Nefarious in rage) I swear you tincan brute, when I get my powers back and get a hold of you, Blueblood and his fellow traitors along with the rest of you...
  • Nefarious: I'm giving the orders now, Little Miss Council Pony. But now that my plan is complete and I have my own Alicorn and an army, So pretty much, I'm calling the shots now. And I'm really going to enjoy abuse to the citizens of Equestia and both my and little miss Kairi's wedding with Blueblood offitcalising it and Lawerence my best robot. And now, Motor oil beverage.
  • Nefarious begins to drink Motor oil.
  • Familier Voice: Don't get too comfortable, Nefarious!
  • Nefarious spits out his oil at Lawerence's face!
  • Lawerence: "I know you were shocked sir, but spitting at me is both un-nessersary, rude, and gross sir."
  • Nefarious: "No, IT'S CAN'T BE?!"
  • Then out of nowhere, Rachet and Clank crash trough a window and landed right in front on a shock Nefarious while the other Team Nefarious members gasped in horror.
  • Suddenly the doors of the throne room burst open to reveal the Freedom Fighters and their army of louger supporters armed with wepons capable of reversing Blueblood back into a unicorn, destroying the magic disabling machine and the wing transplant machine lead by Lighting Dust who is carring both Grim-Nor's sword in one hoof and his burned decapitated head in the other much to the shock and horror of Nefarious' oc villainous allies.
  • Griff: "Aw, shit."
  • Garble: "Dude, Grim-nor got owned."
  • The Diamond Dogs gulped. 
  • Emperor Zurg: "LIGHTYEAR?! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULD BE THE BANE OF OUR EXISTENCE AGAIN?!"
  • Suddenly Twilight magically appears in front of Blueblood much to his comeplete shock, horror and desbeleif.
  • Blueblood: (In total shock and horor) Sparkle?!? No, you can't be here! I exiled you to the moon!
  • Rachet: You just don't get it, do ya, Blueblood? See after what you have pulled just resently since we know what you were doing from the begining, we took the liberty of asking some friends of the louge to pick her up. So, in otherwords, she's quit banishment!
  • Blueblood: Quit banishment?! Sparkle cannot quit banishment!!!
  • Gob: (gulps nervously) Apparently she can!
  • Griff: Oh this is so not good!
  • Lighting: For you jerks! We're putting an end to this, NOW!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "NEFARIOUS TROOPERS, HORNETS, BADLAND BEASTS, SECRET POLICE GOBLINS, DESTROY THEM?!"
  • Nefarious Troopers, Hornets, Badland Beasts, and Secret Police Goblins began their advance!
  • Rachet: Everyone....FIGHT!
  • The Freedomfighters and the louger support army charge at the Nefarious troopers, hornets, Badlanders and Secret Police Gobblins collide with one another as Hero by Skillet plays in the background.
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  • Billy and Bloo scream like mad as a few Secret Police Goblins began chasing them.
  • Griff and Gob hide it out.
  • Blueblood: "You lot! (Points to Garble, the Dragon Teens and the Diamond Dogs) get the prisoners out of here!"
  • Garble, the Dragon Teens and Diamond Dogs did just that!
  • Rover: "You don't have to tell us twice!"
  • Fido: "We're blowing it while the going's good!"
  • Spot: "WE'RE OUTSIES?!"
  • Garble, the Dragon Teens, and the Diamond Dogs got out! Suddenly there were screams and explosions outside.
  • The Dragon Teens and Diamond Dogs were sent flying!
  • BLAM!
  • Garble: "Dude, what hit us?!"
  • Fido: "It felt like a fright-train!?"
  • Lighting Dust continued killing more badlanders and Secret Police Goblins in her wake with Grim-Nor's sword.
  • Pinkie (Sees Bloo and Billy coming right at her cage with ther presuers right behind them) LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!!
  • Bloo: LET US IN!!! LET US IN!!!
  • Secret Police Goblins surround the cage, as the Diamond Dogs and the Dragon Teens appeared.
  • Bloo: "Please don't hurt us."
  • Garble: "Well, your own faults messing with us, you little dweebs! Now you and the rest of the prisoners are toast!?"
  • ???: Hey, leave my amigos alone!
  • The Secret Police officers, The Diamond Dogs and the Dragon Teens turn to see Eduardo glaring at them.
  • Garble: (Puzzled) Hey! Who's the freak?
  • Needless to say, that was a bad thing to say as Eduardo narrows his eyes furiously.
  • Eduardo: Are you talking to me?
  • Bloo: Uh-oh, did you call him a freak!
  • What the Diamond Dogs and Dragon Teens didnt know is that Eduardo hates being called a 'freak', and it makes him angry as well as fighting mad!
  • Eduardo: "Are you talking to me?!"
  • Both Billy and Pinkie: You shouldn't have done that!
  • Eduardo: "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!"
  • Bloo: "Holy Fosters, you really pissed him off?!"
  • Both Billy and Pinkie: Now your in for it!
  • Spot: "In for what?"
  • Eduardo: "THEY CALL ME, SENIOR FREAK, YOU BIG MEANIES?! (ROAR?!)"
  • Eduardo angrly charges at the Diamond Dogs, Teen Dragons and Secret Police Goblins much to their horror and concern.
  • Garble: Oh no, this can't be good!
  • Fido: It's that painful beating from the Fantasia Book all over again!
  • Garble: "Wait what?"
  • BOWLING BALL STRIKE SOUND?!
  • Fighting is heard!
  • Bloo: Take that! And That!
  • The Teen Dragons and Diamond Dogs were forced to flee Canterlot, abandoning their friends due to them now afraid of Eduardo while he, Bloo, Pinkie and Billy cheered.
  • Bloo: WOOO!
  • Eduardo: Run you yellow belly meanies!!
  • Billy: "OOGA SHAKA?!"
  • Blueblood frown at the imcomidents of the diamond dogs and the dragon teens.
  • Blueblood flew up, and made appear a darker verson of one of Shen's cannons! He then aims it at the still caged Lougers and friends, which was still being unlocked by Twilight.
  • Blueblood: "Quting exile or not! Say good night, forever, SPARKLE?!"
  • Blueblood lits the fuse!
  • Taiku: Twilly!
  • The cannon fires!
  • Twilight: "AHHHHHHH?!"
  • Taiku gets in front of the cannonball!
  • BOOOM?!
  • Taiku falls on is back, terrorabily injured by the blast!
  • Blueblood: "BLASTED?! WHAT A WASTE OF A SHOT?!"
  • Blueblood reloads the cannon.
  • Lighting Gasps at Taiku being injured.
  • Hurricane: Oh that jackass has done it now!
  • Lighting: That's it! You are a dead bastard, Blueblood!
  • Lighting charged at Blueblood upset and very ticked off! She has had enough of Blueblood's jelously of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood, his injustice and insane behavor going too far, causing trouble for her friends and everyone else and now Taiku's injured because of him; she's putting an end to all this NOW!
  • Suddenly Hurricane, Speed, Bill, Chow Mein and Lucky noticed that Midnight, Helping Hooves, Sinciere Funtime and Kindheart were begining to glow.
  • Lightning notices this too, as she made a quick stop near within Blueblood's range!
  • Lightning: "Hey guys, your glowing!"
  • Suddenly, the lost elements of harmony appeared.
  • Blueblood: "What's going on?! No! I have to stop this?!"
  • Blueblood aims the canon at Lightning Dust and fires!
  • Suddenly Lightning too was starting to glow and the cannon ball rebounded nearily hitting Nefarious who jumped out of the way just in time.
  • Nefarious: "WATCH IT?!"
  • Blueblood: "No, it can't be?!"
  • Griff: "Oh, boy...."
  • Gob: "What the fudge?"
  • Then Lightning threw Grim-nor's sword which magically transforms into her own sword at Blueblood's cannon destroying it completely!
  • Blueblood is tossed into a wall, but recovered Quickly!
  • Blueblood: "What, wha, WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • The lost elements teliported on Lightning and her friends.
  • Blueblood: "Griff, Gob, DO SOMETHING?!"
  • Griff: "Uh, Gob, do something?!"
  • Gob: "CUT-LIN, DO SOMETHING?!"
  • Cut-lin charges with the secret goblin police!
  • Suddenly Grim restrained them through a magic sheild casted from his scythe.
  • Grim: (To Cut lin) I wouldn't be doing ANYTHING if I were you, mon!
  • Cut-lin: "Beat it, bone-head!"
  • Cut-lin punches Grim in the face!
  • Grim: "OW?! HEY, THAT HURTS!"
  • Cut-lin starts to repeatingly punch grim in the face!
  • Then Lighting held up her hoove calling her new sword to comback mind you as if it was Thor's mighty hammer and with one slash, Lighting send the Goblins and Cut-lin to the wall knocking them all out!
  • Griff: "...... And, we're out of here."
  • Griff and Gob make a run for it!
  • Suddenly Griff and Gob bumped into something sending them to the ground.
  • Griff: "What hit us?!"
  • Suddenly the two gasped to see who it is that intercepted them from escaping, It was Ignitus who have arrived with The High Council and the wizards. Amoung them were a unicorn stallion and mare with a much older and handsomer version of Blueblood, the only diffrence is that he is much more kind and beneolent rather then pompus and arrogant.
  • Griff: "Uh, what's going on here?"
  • Gob: "I don't know, but I prefer we don't find out!"
  • Griff and Gob make a run for it!
  • Yin Sid Quicky casted a spell to stop Griff and Gob from running!
  • Blueblood: (Gasped upon seing the stallion, mare and older version of himself) Father?!, Mother?!, Brother?!
  • Nefarious: "THE FRICK?!"
  • Lawerence: "Oh dear..."
  • Blueblood's Father: (Upon seeing his son as an alicorn, the conflict between the fredoom fighters and the Nefarious troops. The remainder of the Badlanders fleeing Canterlot for their lives and at the caged lougers and their friends including a scared Twilight with shock and complete horror) Blueblood, my son. What have you done?
  • Blueblood's brother: (Gasps upon seeing Taiku's limb terribly injured body on the floor) Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Aw nuts! Those idiots are gonna ruin everything?! NOS-4-A2! GET RID OF THEM?!"
  • NOS-4-A2 appeared aside Blueblood's family, roars menacingly, and poses to strike!
  • Lighting quickly bucked NOS-4-A2, knocking him out!
  • Hurricane: STRIKE: TEN POINTS!!! (holds up a sign with 'ten' on it, like that was some bowling ball points earn score.)
  • Lighting: I DO NOT like cheating!
  • Dr. Nefarious: GOD DAMNIT!!!
  • Lawerence: Sir, I do believe we're clearly out matched. No matter how hard you try, The Lighting one and the other ones will destroy everyting you thrown at them. I'm afraid it's useless to continue your plan for Master Blueblood and counter this predicament. Maybe it would be wise if we just…um…surrender.
  • Nefarious had to think this over, he've lost, his' army is depleted, his badlander allies are abandoning and dtiching him while fleeing Canterlot for their lives cause they were no match for the freedom fighters and no matter how he tried to counter Blueblood's family seeing their son's violent jealous nature, Lightning and her friends will only foil every useless strategy he could think of. Nefarious then realizes that he just can't win this, he should just give up his plans for Blueblood and flee with the other Team Nefarious members while he still has his life and freedom intact, but not without his 'bride' and two enemies to take his anger out on. He quickly nods to Morgana to get his insurance which was Kairi, Spyro and Spongebob.
  • Blueblood: "YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE?!"
  • Blueblood traps his family in a magic bubble!
  • Blueblood: "NONE OF YOU CAN TOUCH ME?! I AM ALL POWERFUL?!"
  • Blueblood begins to zap blue lightning everywhere!
  • Lighting and her friends quickly got together as the other elements made Lighting's sword glow.
  • Midnight: Oh Elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion and Courage, make this mighty blade strike swift and sure, let jeaoulsy and anger die and friendship endure!
  • Lighting: Say goodbye to your days as King and to Alicornhood you jealous trouble making son of a pig!
  • Lightning fired a rainbow beam of light from her sword which got through the blue lighting and hits the homicidal Blueblood on impact as the beam begins disintegrating his wings!
  • Blueblood: "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Magical BOOM!
  • The magical engry hits Twilight, but doesn't hurt!
  • The energy also hits the louger's cages free, even Spongebob's and Spyro's, only to be snagged by Morgana, along with Kairi. Then the Magic disabling and wing Transplant machine is destroyed.
  • Bill: (Cheering with Chow Mein, Sparky, Lighting and Hurricane) Woah Yeah, Baby!
  • The energy also heals Taiku of his injurys, frees Bluebloods family and everyone present at the gala got their powers back!
  • Meanwhile Zecora was watching Blueblood and Team Nefarious' defeat through her cauldron along with the Dust Clan ancestors through their spirital powers.
  • Pinkie: "But what will happen to Twilight now? Her wings are destroyed when Blueblood got hit hard!"
  • Discord: I don't nessasarly think that's true, Pinkie. Look!
  • Then we see what Discord meant as Twilight got up and revealed that she still have her wings and are just good as new.
  • Nefarious: "Aw, spitmushrooms."
  • Warp: "Craters."
  • Zigzag: "Eeek."
  • Doofinsmirtz: That's it for our Allicorn Ally plan, it's ruined all because Nefarous should have listened to me and Lawrence about "Good evil and Bad evil".
  • Cut-Lin comes through.
  • Cut-lin: "FOOLS?! NO ONE CAN SURPASS THE SECRET GOBLIN POLICE THAT EASILY?! ALL RIGHT BOYS, LET'S GET THEM ALL AND WIPE THEM OUT?!"
  • The Secret Goblin Police surround everyone.
  • Tai: Matt Now!
  • Matt: Oh you goblins aren't going to like this!
  • Matt drews a familiar sword Tai gave him as his Gala gift causing Blueblood's secret police" goblins surrounding everyone to recoil in fear at the sight of it.
  • Cut-lin: (In Fear) I know that sword, it's Orcrist...the Goblin-Cleaver...the Biter. The blade that sliced a thousand goblin necks!
  • The goblin secret police began to growl and drew their swords!
  • Cut-lin: "KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL?!"
  • Tai: (With Exaibur in hand dubbed as Hercules) This will the even the odds!
  •  With one slash, Tai used Excalibur's power to blew the Goblin secret police off their feet as Matt sliced and killed each one with Orcrist in hand thus showing the lougers who wheren't involed in Tman's fanfictions how the sword got it's name: The Goblin-Cleaver.
  • Cut-lin, now angered, brought his chain-saw hand to full gear and desides to destroy Tai and Matt as more Secret police goblins began to advance!
  • Hurricane: Matt, Tai, Look out!
  • Matt then sliced Captain Cut-lin's chain-saw hand clean off as he was about to attack causing the villain to scream in pain!
  • Cut-lin grabbed Matt with his one good hand, and walked torwords an edge over the tallest tower of Canterlot!
  • Cut-lin: "YOU WILL NOT DENY THE GOBLINS THEIR HOMELANDS IMPRISONED BY THE CITY MANEHATTEN! PREPARE TO DIE, ORCRIST BARER?!"
  • Speed: GET YOUR FILTHY HAND OFF MY NEW BUDDY, YA CRAZY SO-CALLED GOBLIN SECRET POLICE CAPTAIN SON OF A BITCH!!!
  • Cut-lin: (Smirks) And just what are you going to do about it, pegicious?
  • Speed nailed Captain Cut-lin in his crouch causing him to let go of Matt, who made a grab for Orcrist and to slice at the secret police goblin captain's skinny potbelly gut, causing him to scream in pain as he knelt down.
  • Cut-lin shrugged as he said his final words.
  • Cut-lin: Well, that'll do it.
  • Then with a great swing, Matt sliced Cut-lin's head clean off, killing him with Orcrist.
  • Cut-lin's decapitated head rolls over to the remaing goblins as they gasped in horror that their leader's death as Matt step in front of them with holding them at sword pont with Orcrest while Hurricane And MetalGarurumon appeared at his side.
  • Matt: Consider your days as Blueblood's Secret Police finished!
  • Hurricane: Now you goblin freaks go back to where you came from and never return to Canterlot unless you want my bro to make a few mince meat out of you.
  • Speed then approched the now shocked remaining goblin secret police as he picked up their leader's chain saw hand and use it as his new weapon!
  • Speed: (Crazed) HEY GOBLINS!!! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!! (Laughs like a manic!)
  • The Goblin Secret Police forceability retreated due to the defeliment!
  • Speed: HEY COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU GUYS!

Chapter 11: Team Nefarious' Comuppence and the Shame of Blueblood

  • Blueblood who's now a unicorn again recovers from the Original EOH Blast gasped in horror at the sight of the now destroyed Wing Transplant Machine, his now retreating Secret Police running for their lives as Speed chased them down with Cut-in's chainsaw and many of the Anti-Nefarious Freedom Fighters and the High council begin to advance and corner him. His plan to take over Equestria using Nefarious: It's now ruined! And His jeaously for Twilight turned him into a fool! Now it's only a matter of time before he is punnished for what he had done!
  • Then The High Council wizards quickly take away his powers. Most likey as his punishment for banishing Twilight.
  • As Nefarious and Lawrence are cornered at the back of a wall by Rachet and the Space Rangers. They heard a whistle and Nefarious turns to see Morgana on a balcony while seizing Spongebob, Kairi, Spyro and Twilight in her tenticles!
  • Suddenly, Lightning Dust charged in, grab Morgana, and punch her in the face, causing a forced let go of her hostages!
  • Hurricane: Way to go Lighting!
  • Chow Mein: That's my girl!
  • Speed (No longer a crazed maniac as he dropped Cut-in's chainsaw the secret goblin police fled from Camelot, never to return.) Wrap it up, little sister!
  • Lighting: " With pleasure, bro! (T Morgana) Maybe I wasn't very clear...... I, do, not, like, cheaters?!"
  • Lightning Dust tosses Morgana at Nefarious and Lawerence!
  • BLAM!
  • Nefarious and Lawerence now entangled by an unconjustus Morgana as Space Rangers held their lazers on them.
  • Lawerence: "Oh dear.... This ended rather south, didn't it?"
  • Nefarious: I can't beleve it! My entire foolproof plan, countless season 2 episodes of scheming for this victory, ruined! Ruined! RUINNNED (Begins glitching out of control!)
  • Rachet: (Laughs) You better believe it, Nefarious. You lost yet again! You and Lawrence are going to be put back behind bars for a long time (Turns to Blueblood and his cohots) And as for you and your friends, Blueblood.... 
  • Blueblood: "Everyone, please! I was just trying to correct the wrongs Auntie Celestia did! She robbed a million goblins their homes in the area now Manehatten and caused Griff's family to be poor cause of the slavery ban! It's her fault! Griff's family are muck farmers now and the goblin tribes are now suffering in a swamp?!"
  • Buzz: Son, you are in ALOT of trouble right now.
  • Ignitus: And furthermore, you should have chosen your, friends more carefully, Blueblood.
  • Blueblood: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! CELESTIA WRONGED GRIFF AND GOB!? I WAS CORRECTING AN INJUSTICE?!"
  • Pred: Shut up! Just SHUT UP!!!
  • Griff: (Nerviously) Listen, can we just talk about this?
  • Gob: (In Fear) Now, let's just be reasonable here. We only wanted-
  • Ignitus roared, causing Griff and Gob to embrace eachother in fear!
  • Ignitus: ENOUGH! Listen both of you, your desire to make Blueblood become a king, have him bring Team Nefarious into this to correct this 'unjustice' of your pasts have brought great evil to this entire celebraition and almost runied for everyone. But through the efforts of many good people including Lighting Dust, her trainer and and brothers, the entire plan you two, Blueblood and Team Nefarious had created had been stopped and with it you as well. You, young stallion have so much to answer for what you have done.
  • Blueblood's Father: Blueblood, my son. I am very disappointed in you.
  • Blueblood wimpered in sadness.
  • Blueblood's Brother: Brother, do you have anything to say for yourself? 
  • Blueblood, was hopelessy out of luck, as tears were rampet like mini waterfalls!
  • Gob: "Just listen to us! Do you have any idea how many goblins died of swamp illness or eaten by swamp predators each year!?"
  • Griff: "Yeah, and most of my brothers and sisters are dead from being sick cause we couldn't get them cured, ya ignorent lizard?!"
  • Ignitus roared again causing the two to embrace eachother in fear.
  • Rachet: Maybe you guys should have thought of that before you guys desided to do the evil way of saving your people by making Buleblood and Nefarious do what they pulled.
  • Griff: "WELL WHAT ELSE WERE WE GONNA DO?! CELESTIA CLEARLY HATES GRIFFINS, GOBLINS, AND OTHER MYTHICAL CREATURES IF SHE BANNED MAKING PONIES OUR LABOR FORCE AND KICK US OUT OF OUR HOMES?!"
  • Icky: Oh, now your just being another Celestai hating d**k because of what Pred pulled last easter.
  • Iago: "No no no, he meant when Celestia had the goblins leave the land that is now Manehatten."
  • Icky: "Oh.... But he's still a celestia hating fucktard though."
  • Hurricane: Watch your beak, buddy. There is a few women present.
  • Gob: "And you wanna know the worse of my troubles?! I was helpless to help my daughter when she was dying of swamp illness! None of our medicine masters could help! I was left to be helpless and doomed to watch her slowly vanished! It's something no father should have to go through! I had no onr else but her when my wife died a year earlier?! She, she was my world..... She was the only thing that made me tolerate being in a desiese ridden death swamp in the first place! AND YOU TOOK HER LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR FACIST FAVERISUM OF MULTI-COLORED MULES?!"
  • Gob broke down crying!
  • Griff: "I didn't got it so hot neither! Cause of you disbaning the Pony Slavery Foundation, of which, I now figured is a controveral name, the griffins who founded it got themselfs into an ecomonic crisis! The flow of the money water fall basicly died when we can't have ponies doing things for us anymore! Not only did the Diamond Dogs ended up becoming rouge as a result, but it also inspired simular but now illegal origanisations to re-establish the trade just to get even! But my family who were big supporters of the PSF, suffered the worse of it! We're muck farmers now because we became bankrupt! Alot of my brothers and sisters are dead and mentally broken, CAUSE YOU, DESIDED TO BE STUPID ON SOMETHING, THAT WAS MORE FAVORED BY US MYTHICAL CREATURES, THEN IT WAS DISFAVORED, BY UNAPPRESIATED MULES?!"
  • Griff was breathingly heavily as the worse of his rant was said and done.
  • Celestia was shocked by these revelations
  • Celestia: "Griff.... Gob..... I.... I never realised any of this...... It's just, ponies were being unhappy they were being drafted into being forced to hard, humiliating labor, and for Gob's case, there were alot of ponies who would've been homeless if I hadn't made the desidion, I....."
  • Griff: "Well, thanks to you playing faverite with the minority, we all end up unhappy! The Bevolent princess of Equestia and the sun my tail feathers! More like the Tyrant of Equestia and the sun! Yeah! That's what ya'll are! A sun-soaked, idiotic, stupid, hard-headed, ignorent, sun-bleached in the brain, T-Y-R-A-N-T Tyrant!? You screwed everyone in the end no matter who suffers in your game of facistisum, Tyrant Celestia!"
  • Midnight Fate punches Griff in the gut!
  • Griff: "YOW?!"
  • Celestia began to shed tears.... It is a continuious losing battle. No matter what desidion she makes, someone ends up getting the raw end of the deal. Benifiting ponies has a negitvie effect on the Mythic Beasts, but trying to re-establish trust in Mythic creatures resulted in ponies getting harmed or even killed. No wonder why gods would avoid getting into the matters of mortals, cause no mortal, great or small, would ever be happy whatever desidion their rulers would make.
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) No wonder these two are "Celetia is a tyrant" believing twats, that lost their minds along with evrey mythical beast villain who ended up dead, humiliated and comuppenced, and Pred now thinks you are a sun-soaked monster loving tyrant he fanitised about! This is rediculous! No offence your highness but you can't keep doing this!
  • Spongebob (Dubbed as Stewie) Nobody can! The negitive effect on the mythical creatures is becoming WAY to inhuman!
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia my darling, forgive my scolding but, LOOK WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST DID?! First Pred becoming a xenophobic psycopath because of you wanting the ponies to befriend mythic beasts, NOW THIS?! Thanks to your failure to realise that the Pony Slavery Foundation that, dispite the ironic name, was more benvolent then what the ponies thought! Yes, they were unhappy that they were forced into labor! But you should've negotsiated with the PSF to adapt to mor ethical terms instead of blunt disbanion and making a law against it! AND THEN THERE'S THE GOBLINS! My god.... They have to live in a death trap of a swamp when you took away their land to build Manehatten! Yes, you made ponies happy, but instead, if you wanted to satisfied both parties involved, you should've found a way to make both things work! You should've had the PSF used more humane and less forceful tactics or at least change the damn name, and made the Ponies understand the impournece, and you should've had Manehatten made somewhere else, or if that couldn't happen, AT LEAST give the Goblins more exceptable living conditions! I mean, FOREST GOBLINS IN A SWAMP?! DID THE DAMN SUN SOAKED YOUR MIND AFTER ALL?!"
  • Pred: "I'm right here, ya know. I can hear your backlash!"
  • Celestia: "(Crying), I'm so sorry, it's just that, the pony councils had a different views on those events, and there were still foul feelings cause of the fear war, and, and, I was helpless to do anything to benifit both, I, I, I was forced to do what was done........ It's just, alot of ponies were afriad the Slavery were selling ponies to those that would have sexual intentions, and the councils warned me that parents would be heart broken if some deranged pervent can legally do what they please with their childen, and, and, and, the goblin mess was because, well, Goblins were the most negitivly viewed cause of the fear war back then, and there was little understanding in where they thrive in, and the swamp was the nearest place, we didn't know what it was and, and, and-"
  • Celestia dropped to the ground and cried out of control!
  • Spongebob: (Dubbed as Stewie) THIS is a disaster!
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) I can't believe it! We were suposed to have a fun night together, and these two "sun stroke tyrant" idiots, Blueblood and Team Nefarious completely blew it!
  • Icky: "But we saved the day in the end."
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, there's that. But now Celestia is sad like we wouldn't believed."
  • Pinkie: "This ended up being another bad night at the gala."
  • Twilight came torwords Celestia.
  • Twilight: "Celestia, please stop feeling bad for yourself. You never meant to wronged mythic creatures, let alone griffins and goblins."
  • Ignitus: But all this hasn't change what you two, Buleblood and Team Nefarious have done. You are still going to be punished.
  • Celestia got up.
  • Celestia: "No Ignitus...... Blueblood, Griff and Gob are not a High Council Matter."
  • Ignitus: "(Flabbergasted) What?!"
  • Griff: (Surprised) Your not going to have me and Gob puplicly punished and exicuted after everything we've done and what we just called you?
  • Gob looked up, in surprise and confusion.
  • Celestia: "Ignitus, the likes of Pred Judu Des, his adopted daughters, Hidden Shaodw, the unicorn council, Griff and Gob, and almost every evil mythic beast that threatens Equestia, are because of me...."
  • Everyone: "WHAT?!"
  • Celestia: "I keep making horrorable mistakes to others. Because of it, I am respondsable for the deaths of both ponies AND mythic creatures because of my desidions..... Think about it.......... Because of the Unity, Pred was inspired to try and destroy it because of the evil that exsited among the ranks of mythic beasts, and somewhat actselly did, but they wouldn't happened if everypony, including me, had a better understanding of their intentions to make laberors out of ponies, or any other problem of the sort..... I am more guilty then those that intent harm, cause my accsidental harm was more desistating then even the real first cartoonian war. Gob, a griving father, and Griff, a griffin whos loyalty was to his family, turned into pawns of Nefarious because the promise of revenge on me was waiting for them, my sins undone by the promise of a madman. I am practicly respondsable for most of the horrorable things that happen to Equestia.... And, I DEMAND TO BE PUNISHED FOR IT?!"
  • Ignitus was speechless, as well as the very confused dragon guardians.
  • Celestia: "I want you 4 to attack me with all you got."
  • Volteer: "Celestia, your being abit too emotional now, let's please retain calm heads and-"
  • Celestia's grief and shame proves too much, and the little dark magic she once used as a demonstraction became too strong, as her eyes got Sombra's purple dark magic eyes as purple electrisity began to form!
  • Celestia (Voice deep): "I SAID PUNISH ME YOU FOALS?!"
  • Celestia zapped at Ignitus and the other Dragon Guardians!
  • Ignitus: "Celestia, what in the name of-"
  • Celestia blasted Ignitus into a wall!
  • Blam!
  • Ignitus was hit really hard by that blast!
  • Banzai: Anyone noticing that Celestia's going nuts?
  • Lord Shen: "Is Celestia honestly determined to take the fall for Blueblood's goons' actions cause of a few mistakes in the past?"
  • Celestia tossed Volteer across the ball room, as he crashed into the table, He gets up, but then Celestia slams into him with incredable force!
  • Boss Wolf: "Appearently yes."
  • Sharp-Pay: "YAY! CELESTIA IS ATTACKING THE ALIEN DRAGONS?!"
  • Icky: "Now is not, nor would it ever will be, a very good time to make things worse?!"
  • None of them realizes is that Celestia is starting to get violently sick as she continues fighting the high council.
  • Celestia tosses Cyril into Terrodor!
  • Celestia: "Incomident cowards! I demand to be punished now?!"
  • Then she then gets a heart attack then gollapsed on the floor.
  • Lord Shen: "CELESTIA MY DARLING!"
  • Lord Shen ran torwords Celestia!
  • Lord Shen held Celestia's head.
  • Lord Shen: "My beloved, what, what's going on?!"
  • Kairi: Somebody call a doctor!
  • Celestia was breathing heavily.
  • Lord Shen: (Draws his Blades on Griff, Gob and Blueblood) NOW SEE WHAT YOU TWATS HAVE DONE?!?
  • Shineflare: (To Gob and Griff in rage) Well you two Anti-Celestia twats, I hope your happy now! If she dies because of your treasonous words, you two are going to hang for this, because asentually, we may lose the sun for this! And as for you, Blueblood, for your acts of treason and jealousy to Twilight and banishing her to the moon, the near murder of a popular deviant art fanfiction icon, getting that tincan and his team of outcasted villains involved with your insane scheme, you are stripped of your magic powers and I hereby declare your injustice system null and void and the remainder of your now exiled secret police goblins are now and forever outcasts! I also hereby condemn your two cohorts, Gob and Griff to the gallows and be puplicly displayed in the Canterlot gibbets as punishment for causing all this! Consider your soon to be exicutions as an example to all the anti-celestia tyrrant fools out there and as a warning to the two other existing villain teams who get any ideas of taking Equestria again.
  • Gob and Griff gasped in terror!
  • Counciler Cosmoto: I am really sorry for this, really I am, I really and honestly would've prefered a better end result for everyone, even you guys, but let's face it Blue, your so called "Blueblood Age" has come to an end before it began. The original age has began anew!
  • Hidden Shadow: Which is one without you three!
  • Rarity: (In Rage towards Blueblood, Griff and Gob for everything they did) You, three sirs, have offically pulled the last and final straw! Teaming up with that brute of a tincan and his sorry excuse of a villain team was one thing, but by harming one scale on my Spikey-Wikey's cute little head, yelling like a madpony and sending Twilight to the moon and almost murdering a popular devilant art icon while attempting to blow Twilight to smithereens with your ripoff of Shen's cannon: you three have deffenitly crossed the line! Everything you've done up untill tonight and for what?! To satisfy your jealous desire and your sorry excuse of some cohorts' desire to undo another one of your so called "Anti-Sun Tyrannt" villainous schemes!
  • Blueblood: (Backing away shivering in fear as Rarity and the infuriated others proceed towards him)  Rarity, Rarity, please! Please have mercy! I beg all of you!
  • Cosmoto: You didn't show any mercy when you and your "friends" crashed our Gala, behaved and yelled like a madpony, nearly putting Master Spike's life in danger, sending Princess Twilight to Nightmare Moon's exile location and blew T-man's Dragon Fanmake Star halfway to Kingdom-Come when you tried to do to Princess Sparkle in with that ripoff of the lougers' peacock general's fire belching weapon. 
  • Sharp-Pay: Yeah!
  • Gob: (Nervously chuckling) Listen, that Dr. Nefarious Character, his team of outcasts, the badland mythic beasts, Grim-Nor, his army and the three of us arent really what you call "Close". They were more of some, how do I say...work/conspairing friends.
  • But the others just kept surrounding the three.
  • Griff: (Dubbed as Iago) Well that is offically it. We're dead! We're Dead! Just dig a grave for the three of us. We're dead!
  • Spike: (Now angry at Blueblood, Griff and Gob for what he did recently) Pal, I don't know if I should either hurt you or kill you with my bare claws for what you did to both me and Twilight, especally sending her to the moon and almost killing Taiku in cold blood!
  • Gob: (Protesting) But he got between the cannonball and Miss Sparkle! It was his own fault! You saw it yourselfs!
  • Spike: "..... Oh.... I guess so..... I mean, he could've been alittle smarter about that..... BUT STILL?!"
  • Pred: (Dubbed as Phelous) You had your fun letting your jealiousy make you it's bitch, trusting those aliens, being a dictator alicorn king for a night and having Miss Sparkle banished to the moon, Blueblood. Well now it's our turn. And the first order of bisuness while turning the rest of your life into a nightmare you will never wake from. All who are for giving these idiots a massive medieval ass kicking off the jealous pompus arrogant son of a bitch of a unicorn prince who had caused ALOT of trouble to Sparkle, the Gala and everyone here along with those two friends of his before they get hanged, say aye!
  • Everyone but Spyro, Spongebob, Kairi and those who don't think Blueblood, Gob and Griff deserve what they are about to get: AYE!!!
  • Pred: All oppose?
  • Gob and Griff: (Dubbed as the Nostalga critic in a scared squeaky voice) Nay...
  • Sharp-Pay: "Sorry, beasties, the ayes have it?!"
  • Blueblood: "It's not too late to say otherwise, is it?"
  • Sharp-Pay: Sorry, you first class jealous jackass, but the notion passes. Have fun, everypony!
  • Blueblood: No, please, don't do this! I'm too handsome to be beaten to a pulp! (Starts Crying) MY ONLY OTHER CRIME WAS BEING ARROGANT AND SELFISH TOO MUCH!!!! SOMEPONY, AUNTIE CELESTIA, RARITY, ANYPONY, HELP ME!!!!
  • Griff: Great, not only am I gonna hang for trying to undo the injustice Celestia did, now I'm gonna get beaten for it!
  • Gob: (Now tired of the whole thing and doesn't care anymore.) Well boys, it's been nice knowing ya. At least I get to see my family and fellow goblins again in the afterlife once I stangle to death from the noose. (Prepares to get his due comppuence with dignity)
  • Griff: "AND TO TOP IT OFF, GOB BECOMES SUISIDEAL?!"
  • Pred, the sisters and the gala guests were about to give Blueblood, Giff and Gob the beating they deserve that is until Spyro stood between them and the three former 'villains' of this episode.
  • Spyro: "EVERYONE, I know your enraged at them, I'm both mad and upset at Blueblood for what he did as you all are, but it does not matter at the moment, litteraly, Equestia's sun-based surviveal is at stake!"
  • Pred: "Ugh, fine."
  • Chain: Oh, bummer!
  • Sharp-pary: (To Blueblood and his cohorts) You're lucky we're postboning our payback on you three just because Celestia's in a sick condition.... For now.

A few moments later.

  • Most of the lougers and ponies waited outside Celestia's room while inside Spongebob, Shen, Kairi, Spyro, Sparx, Twilight, Luna, Candence, Taiku, Blueblood and Spike are concerned as an Elf doctor checks her head.
  • Elf Doctor: I don't know, guys. She's still alive but she's in really rough shape.
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia, what happened to you?"
  • Celestia: "Shen..... I..... (Coughs)."
  • Taiku: I know what's happening to her. Princess C is becoming sick. Very sick and she needs not just our help but the united universes' help. She's becoming bludgeoned by years of guilt and regret for what she done to the ponies and mythical creatures she wronged. Her decision to pay for her sins by taking the fall and forcing the High Council to punish her for Griff and Gob's actions has completey overwhelmed her.
  • Elf Doctor: And at the rate she's going she may not make it if something like this happens again.
  • Lord Shen: "But, I thought Celestia is suppose to be immortal! She's not suppose to be sick?!"
  • Taiku: Shen, Celestia's sins and guilt is taking their heavey toll on both her and her immortality. But there's still a way for us to help her.
  • Girff and Gob heard eveything and now starting to regret everything they pulled to put Celestia into the state she's in now.
  • Gob: Oh Griff, what....have we done?
  • Griff didn't say anything, being both too prideful and ashamed at the same time to say anything. He is also conflicted about being happy as to finally seeing Celestia paying for her mistakes or feel bad for this isn't being what he had in mind, which was Celestia being impeached from power or Celestia re-establishing the Slave Trade and made it legal under Blueblood's command.
  • Gob: "You don't know what to say, do you?"
  • Griff: "In all honestly, in one way, she, she is finally paying for ruining our lifes, but, I was rooting for her getting impeached or re-establishing the slave trade, but yet, seeing her like this feels, off."
  • Gob: "No doubt conflicted by what is happening. In on hand, she's getting the punishment she was begging for ruining everything we hold dear..... But........... Neither of us wanted her to be punished like this! I, I am also conflicted. She is getting the delicious irony of what many goblins are going through, but, I am also reminded of my daughter apawn her death bed, and that of most goblin children...... I too only wanted her impeached or to have her destroy that city that became the symbol of goblin pain, but.... for once, I have no further words for this."
  • Taiku: If everybody just cut back the economy's demands and move Manehattin somehere uninhabitaed by decent mythical creatures and ponies as well as giving the Goblins their homes back and make tributes to the lives lost by Celestia's sins and so on, there may still be hope. Although it's in our nature to resist sacrifice even in the darkest and hardest of times, but if we don't, we may have to give up on the power of Friendship alltogether.
  • Twilight: "Are you saying we should tear down ponies homes and re-establish a slave trade?!"
  • Taiku: "Hey, if anyone has an alternative plan, I really and honestly would like to hear it."
  • ???: "Exquse me?"
  • Everyone looks at Griff and Gob, groveling on their feet.
  • Griff: "Hey there, uh, is it not too late to say, "Sorry for getting out of line"? Cause uh, if it's not too much here, we uh-"
  • Lord Shen: "YOU TWO?!"
  • Shen brought out his blades!
  • Lord Shen: "HAVEN'T YOU NITWITS DONE ENOUGH?!"
  • Taiku: "Easy Peacock! Hear them out. The fact that even a prideful griffin is groveling like a servent kinda means neither of them ain't here to be gloutful jerks."
  • Kairi: Let them talk, uncle.
  • Shen, begrudingly, lays down his blades.
  • Gob: "Everyone, it, it wasn't our intention to bring Celestia in such a state."
  • Griff: "We just thought Celestia was a facist tyrant that implusingly favors who she wants to favor! How were we suppose to know that, something like THIS would happen? We ain't psykics ya know."
  • Taiku: That's the problem here. All those twats who thought Princess C is a tyrant, the guilt and regret of everything she did to those poor souls are taking their heavy toll on her and her imortality with her.
  • Gob and Griff approuched Celestia.
  • Gob: "Your highness, though i'm not sure if this will help at all, I, I just wanna speak for both myself and Griff by saying.... We forgive you for everything.... Just, please stop punishing yourself at our expensence. We will pay for what we did with our lives, but please, I beg of you..... Don't punish yourself for our sakes."
  • Gob holds Celestia's hoof, rests on it, and begins to cry.
  • Gob: "I never meant for something like this to happen......"
  • Gob begins to cry alittle louder.
  • Then Celestia's strength returns and she begins to get better.
  • Griff: "Uh, Gob...."
  • Gob: "Not now, Griff, i am trying to show remorse!"
  • Taiku: Dude, your remorse is working. Look!
  • Gob: "Ii-i--i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-t is?"
  • Celetia's health and imortality is coming around.
  • Gob was surprised by this!
  • Griff: "Well, this change rather nicely, and oddly quickly, now didn't it?"
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia!"
  • Shen ran up and hugged Celestia!
  • Lord Shen: "Celly, your getting better!"
  • Everyone else just sighed in relief.
  • Celestia: "It feels like, a burden lifted from my shoulders...."
  • Taiku: "Griff, Gob, even though tecnecly you guys caused this, at least you went around in the end. By giving Celestia your forgiveness, it causes the guilt she felt to go away."
  • Griff: "(Sigh), Well, might as well save eveyone, Miss Shineflare and the rest of the unicorn council the trouble and send ourselfs to jail, or the gallows if it's bad enough."
  • Gob: "We won't be burdens anymore."
  • Celestia: "Griff, Gob, wait...... (Gob and Griff looked at Celestia.). You are but a griveing Father and a broken noblemen.... Please allow me to offer a compromese so I can make up for the mistakes caused by me. And also, I'll convince Shineflare to suspend your exicutions."
  • Griff: "Well, it's, a step in the right direction."
  • Gob: "You would?"
  • Celestia: "Yes..... But first, let's give Nefarious his due commupence."
  • Griff: "Ah, you crazy kids go without us, we're going to our rooms and sleep it out."
  • Spongebob: "Ok people, let's get this show on the road!"

Chapter 12: Friendship is a Healing Magic

Taiku's dress room. 

  • Taiku is seen chuckling while reading a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan." before things started to go nicely for everyone.
  • Taiku: (Reading) Lougers foil Dr. Nefarious latest scheme as well as exposing the usurping sceme of Prince Blueblood... Princess Kairi rescued... The Lost Elements of Harmony Bearer's found... (Giggles) Princess Celestia and Rachet Furious... High Council now seek justice... Dr. Nefarous and Lawerence going back to jail while other Team Nefarious members are placed into their homeworlds' custody....
  • Taiku looks at Camera again.
  • Taiku: "I bet your wondering about Ol' Blueblood? Well, let's find out."

the story.

  • As we go back into the story, we see Nefarious struggling in rage while being restrained by Shen's apes while Genie prepared to disable him and Lawerence and got ready to be send to Prison 42. It's gonna be another long while before Team Nefarious cause more trouble to the lougers again.
  • Nefarious: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!! I have every right! I demand a proper trail!
  • Rachet: Oh don't worry, Nefarious. You're gonna get your 'proper trail', when you and Lawerence spend another very long time behind bars after you two and your cronies clean up Tantor's pen.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
  • Nefarious glicthed out again as it's a long way to piccadilly plays.
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  • Everyone laughs at Nefarious' humorious random music glitch!
  • Taiku: "You guys are right! He does have a glitch where he becomes a music player! (Laughs out loud!)"
  • Mr. Smarty Pants: "Snap out of it, good sir!"
  • Smarty Pants smacks Nefarious out of his glicth!
  • Nefarious: "-EEEEETTTTTTTTTTT?!"
  • Twilight: And I have a little surprise for him.
  • Dr. Nefarious: And what might that be?
  • ???: Heigh-ho!
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Gasps) DADDY?!? Oh, Daddy!
  • Blueblood: Daddy?

Griff and Gob: Daddy?

  • Doofenshirts: "Daddy?"
  • Other Members of Team Nefarious: "Daddy?"
  • Everyone but Twilight: "Daddy?"
  • Patrick: "Patrick!"
  • Donkey: "DONKEY!?"
  • Everyone looks at Patrick and Donkey.
  • Donkey and Patrick: "What?"
  • Nefarious' Father: I suppose my invatation to your "coronation" and this party your planning to crash was lost in the mail.
  • Dr. Nerfarious nerviously laughed.
  • Dr, Nefarious: "Daddy, i, i, i can explain. We were, uh, having a little.... Tea Party."
  • Spongebob: "OOH, I TEA PARTY! Why didn't you say so?"
  • Pinkie: "OHH, I LOVE TEA PARTIES, CAUSE THEY HAVE THE WORD PARTY IN THEM?!"
  • Everyone looks at Pinkie and Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: "What?"
  • Pinkie: "What's everyone looking at?"
  • Twilight: So, Nefarious. Is it true that this grumpy little dwarf is in fact your father?
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I, duh, i duh, I have no idea what your talking about!? I never seen this copycat of Grumpy of one of the seven drawfs before in my life!"
  • Nefarious' Father: That's alot of hogwash I ever heard.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, maybe if you hadnt abandoned me in the woods...
  • Nefarious' Father: Abandoned You!? You were 28 and living in my basement!
  • That made everyone even the team nefarious members but Blueblood laugh out loud.
  • Mandy: Loser!
  • Doofenshirts: "And I thought I had parent problems!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Groans), Your a horrible little man! Haven't I suffered enough allready?!
  • Nefarious' Father: Oh somebody get me a violin!
  • Tai: Team Nefarious and Prince Blueblood, your leader and corruptor is a halfling!
  • Eveyone but Blueblood laughed.
  • Blueblood: You mean to tell me, that my plans to become king to right the wrongs Auntie Celestia did to Griff and Gob was conducted by a robot son of a dwarf?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Consarn it! Your embarising me in front of everyone?!"
  • Icky: "Holy crud dude, Nefarious has some very serious issues! Man!"
  • Nefarious' dad: "Ya know what? This is embarising for me too. Just kindly take this spoiled nimrod to prison already so I can go back to my room-mates in Shorty 7 already!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "YOU ALL WILL RUE THE DAY YOU HAD CROSSED ME?! YOU HEAR ME?! RUE?!"
  • Taotie: "Gees, even I'M not that obsessive!"
  • The guards take away Team Nefarious while Nefarious and Lawrence are placed into a magical barrier. Nefarious in rage bangs on the barrier.
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Dubbed as Kaos from Skylanders) You fools! Release me or face your inmaginable doom! Do you think this cheap magic trick can hold me and Lawerence?! I may have lost my meal ticket to finally marrying Kairi but I will have her and exicute you misfits, ONE WAY OR...(Gets electrocuted by the barrier) Ow! And I can't wait to give Scratch and Grounder heck for screwing this up and get back at YOU, Rachet for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong in my plans for those misfits!
  • Buzz: Hey, cool your jets, tincan. We've heard enough outta you.
  • Rachet: And I am proud to be your nemesis, Nefarious.
  • Billy: Funny, I don't remember sticking my nose into any plans at all. Except the time I blew my nose into one of Numbuh 2's blueprints for a superweapon against the Villain Leage.
  • Mandy: (Disgusted) Figure of Speech, Billy!
  • Lord Shen: "Just get those twats out of here."
  • Grim: Allow me, mon. (Aims his scythe at the Magic Sheild like a golf ball) A lifetime in Prison 42 outta chill these robots out! So long, you mechanical trouble makers!
  • Grim hits Nefarious and Lawerence still in the magic shield sending them flying and screaming out of Equestria and disappeared into a Team Rocket Style Star.
  • Taiku: Good riddance to bad rubbish!
  • Rachet: My thoughts exactully.
  • Icky: "Ok people, now that the party crashers are out here, LET'S PARTY?!!"
  • Donkey: "UNO, DES, QUATRO, HIT IT?!"
  • Everyone goes back to the party and celebrate like nothing ever happened.... Everyone, except Blueblood.
  • He went outside to sulk to himself.
  • Eventally, Blueblood began to cry to himself.
  • (Taiku): You know what? Even though Poor Blueblood may have been a jerk. But he didn't deserved to be teated like an outcast. And I really don't blame him.
  • Blueblood continued to cry, until some familer forms appeared watching him.
  • It was Twilight, Lightning Dust, their friends, and Rarity.
  • Lightning Dust: "Seesh, what's eating him?"
  • Applejack: "As if we don't already know."
  • Rarity, actselly feels remorse for Blueblood. though she can't deny or ignor what he did in the past or recently, she couldn't help but to feel, sorry that Blueblood, once an icon for Mares everywhere, is now turning into the disgraced laughing stock.
  • Rainbow Dash, usually a prideful one, is struggling to actselly feeling sorry against being a jerk and say Blueblood deserved it.
  • Rainbow Dash: "It pains me to say this but..... But..... but...."
  • Twilight: "We're all thinking it, Rainbow Dash. We all felt remorseful for Blueblood... Cause in some way that I didn't intent to, it was my fault. I never intended to be a princess. It was just, granted to me. Back then, I never even espired to be a princess, I, I would've been happy being Celestia's adviser, or a Magic University professor, or even stayed a Ponyville Liberian, I am not the one who dreams that big. And to worse it off for him, I wasn't even born into royalty, and I got something he might never get now. It's Gary Skalesworth all over again."
  • Lightning Dust: "Gary Who-now?"
  • Taiku (Appearing): It's kinda of a long story of pain and suffering and so on.
  • Spike (Also appearing): And It was also My, Taiku and Twilight's fault.
  • Twilight: "And now, if we don't do something, Blueblood will also become an empty mentally broken shell of regret and personal pain."
  • Lightning Dust: "...... Gees......... I actselly feel, half sorry for him. Sure, I thought he and the tincan were out to take Equestria by force and was out to kill you, Twilight in cold blood. (Sighs) Now look what it has lead him into."
  • Taiku: Yep and the way he acted was all that Robot jerk's doing just like what became of Gray was Eagle Beak's. I mean, it's argueable Blueblood did half-willingly helped out Dork-brain, but, it's mainly cause of jealiousy... From what I understood, that's some dangerious mind poison.
  • Twilight: Yeah, using Blueblood to get to Kairi and make her his future wife. And it almost worked too.
  • Kairi: (Appearing with Spyro and Sparx) Taiku's right. Jealousy is a mind poison that makes people do terrible things.
  • Applejack: "I got to be honest here.... I ain't plumb sure we could do anything in this time. He would just ignor us or tell us to scram if we try anything to lift his spirits."
  • Pinkie: "Couldn't we just threw him a "We forgive you for being a Team Nefarious befriending meanie" party?"
  • Lightning Dust: ".... Is parties really her answer to everything?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "You haven't even scratched the surface."
  • Rarity gave a big sigh.
  • Rarity: "If everypony here is just going to gossip, I am going to ACTSELLY do something about this."
  • Taiku: "That's brave of you Rarity, considering you have the most personal history with him, but I don't think in that state, Bluebood is ready to have anything to do with us, let alone you, for the time being."
  • Spike: We're gonna regreat this if we let him end up like an empty mentally broken shell like Gary, are we?
  • Rarity: "Well it woundn't be right to let him become a broken shell. We need to resolve this somehow."
  • Everyone noticed Blueblood walking away from the foundton, and leaving the garden.
  • Lightning Dust: "Should we follow him?"
  • Twilight: "Where is he going?"

Outskirts of Canterlot.

  • Blueblood sits on the train station chear, with a stick with a tied-up cloth at the tip, suggesting he's running away.
  • Blueblood looks at a picture of a younger him with his adopted aunt Celestia having a good time in the royal garden.
  • Blueblood closes his eyes tight, and tosses the picture in the garbage with his magic.
  • Unknown to him, a familer purple aura picks up the picture.
  • Blueblood looks at his train tickets to the farthest area he can go. He didn't care where he'll end up, he just wants to leave it all before, in his mind, he gets punished.
  • Blueblood: "Anywhere is better then here. I am gonna get banished from Equestia, or worse. so I may as well get to any place far far away from here. Not sure where i'll live, but it'll have to be away from anyone and everyone... I just wanna be alone....."
  • Blueblood covers his eyes again and begins to make quiet cries.
  • Familiar voice: Your not going anywhere just yet buddy.
  • Blueblood sees the group, and panics, falling flat on his back!
  • Blueblood: "Please, don't hurt me!? I promise I am going to leave Equestia and never come back! I, I, I won't wish to cause more trouble!"
  • Blueblood curled up and shaked, shivered ans sniveled like a coward, as more tears escaped!
  • Blueblood: "Please don't hurt me?!"
  • Blueblood covers his face in fear, afraid of ineditable physical punishment.
  • Familiar voice: Relax Bluebood. I'm not gonna punish ya. (Reveals himself to be Taiku)
  • Blueblood: (Dubbed as Whitey) What do you want, Luck Dragon?
  • Taiku: (Dubbed as Davey) I came to apologize, Blueblood.
  • Blueblood: "Just leave me be. I just wanna be alone for the rest of my life. Auntie Celestia is most likely gonna banish me from Equestia for good, or even....."
  • Blueblood wimpers.
  • Blueblood: "She hates me now.... She's gonna banish me from Equestia, or something worse. I may as well save her the trouble and leave while I can."
  • Taiku: (Dubbed as Davey) I don't think Celestia hating you and banish you from Equestria for good is true, do you, Princess C?
  • Prince Blueblood screamed like Homer Simpson, and jumped into a garbage can to hide!
  • Applejack: "This might be tougher then we thought, though we weren't expecting this to be easy."
  • Kairi: Maybe I should reason with him.
  • Rachet: Yeah, after what Nefarious made him do, attempting to lift his spirits with us talking might not be more then enough.
  • Blueblood: "I don't wanna talk with anyone?! I just wanna be left alone?!'
  • Blueblood's crying is heard in the trash can.
  • Lightning Dust: "(Scoffs annoyed), i swear, if we end up missing the party because of him-"
  • Midnight Fate: "Calm yourself, Lightning. He is only like this cause he was trumitised by his fall from Alicornhood and the High Council's scolding. He's afraid he'll only face more punishment from us. We need to prove we seek no illest of wills."
  • Sparx: Boy is Twilight's cousin good!
  • Lightning Dust: "Ok, we just need like, what, some kind of gift?"
  • Midnight Fate: "Yes, a forgiveness gift. That should convince him we mean no harm."
  • Patrick: "And that's when I punch him, right?"
  • Squidward: "PATRICK?!"
  • Patrick: "Sorry."
  • Kairi then remembers Spyro's gift for her at the gala and desides to use it as the forgivness gift to prince Blueblood.
  • Kairi gives it to Rarity.
  • Kairi: "I desided that my gala gift should be the forgiveness gift."
  • Rarity: "Your serious? But why give it to-"
  • Rarity realises Kairi's intent.
  • Rarity: "Oh, I get it. Since I'm the one who is more, familier with him, it should make sense I give the forgiveness gift."
  • Kindheart: "(Scoffs), Lucky!"
  • Spyro: "Kairi, are you sure?"
  • Kairi: It's our best option.
  • Rarity mans it up, and walked torwords the trash can.
  • Rarity: "Uh, Blueblood, if I could ask you to, leave your garbage hide-out, I, I want to give you something."
  • Blueblood pokes out his head, covering his eyes.
  • Blueblood: "Please don't punch me in the face. It's all I have now, or all I'm gonna have now when I'll soon lose everything."
  • Rarity: "Your not rechiving physical volience, Prince Blueblood."
  • Blueblood gives a brief peek then covers again. For only a few minutes till Blueblood sees a wrapped box.
  • Blueblood: "Last I check, I don't recall getting presents as part of the treatment of punishing outcasts."
  • Kairi: Listen Blueblood, Dr Nefarious was using your jealousy for Twilight's Alicorn hood t to get to me.
  • Blueblood: What?
  • Icky: "Well I mean, yeah, he did wanted to actselly help you become King of Equestia and satisfy your cohorts demands, but it's just so he can have the bigger piece of the pie, to use both elements of harmony, new and lost old, as metithorical keys to the great generator to blackmail the villain leage to side with them so he can congure the united universe easy-pesy lemon squeesey!"
  • Blueblood: "Actselly, he did mention something in simuler context to that when I first met him, but he insisted I pay no attention to it."
  • Kairi: Anyway after you helped Nefarious get what he wanted and helped you get what you wanted, he originally was going to betray and get rid of you. Kinda glad that didn't actually happen thanks to Lawerence talking him out of it.
  • Blueblood: "What?! What makes you think that? I am his benufactor for that machine he made! I gave him the budget he needed for the money! I was willing to share Equestia with him! Why would he-"
  • Rachet: If it helps, Me and my allies have proof that Kairi is telling the truth. (Shows a holographic image of Nefarious planning to despose of Blueblood so he can have Equestria for himelf the minute he has successfully blackmailed the leage until Lawrence's words of wisdom makes him deside to accept the oppertunity of having an Alicorn ally)
  • Buzz: Trusting a Villain's deception is a classic move, son. I've seen it a dozen times.
  • Taiku: Yeah, do you have any idea what consequences will bring when you trust someone who is evil? It happend to an old friend of Twilight's named Gary Skalesworth.
  • Blueblood: "Wasn't he one of Eagle-Beak's henchmen?"
  • Taiku: That was true, in some sense, but the turth is that Eagle-Beak got him and Clare Buckington involved in a conspiracy that would have corrupted or killed innocent lives just because Eagle-Beak, in his own blinded way, only wanted Equestia to be prepared, to protact it from the return of Nightmare Moon because he was a mad victim of fear for the ineditable.
  • Blueblood: I still don't believe it! My jealousy and pride made me look like an idiot!! How could I let myself trusting that son of a dwarf Doctor and everything else I've done from beginning to end of this entire episode happen?!?

Blueblood begins to sing Betrayed from the Producer, of which still happened anyway reguardless of the rewrite.

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  • Lightning: "Wow, he's seriously over-the-top."
  • Blueblood: Well, that is what happens when you trust a team of outcasted villains and allowed your jealousy to make you do terrible things. Let's face it. I'm nothing but a pompus arrogant windbag of a pig and a mule. No offense boys.
  • Mule: "Hmmp!"
  • Pig: "(Angerly sounding snorts.)"
  • They left.
  • Icky: "Yeah, expect people reacting like that alot."
  • Taiku: The point is, Blueblood is that what you did tonight is being a Sore Winner! You really can't do that, even if you want to help Gob and Griff. You just cannot be a Sore Winner. 
  • Blueblood: "I'm just gonna do everyone a favor and leave already."
  • Rarity: Blueblood, now's the time to stop beating yourself up and accept the gift..
  • Blueblood: Alright, fine...... I will..... Not that it matters. (Takes the gift box)
  • Blueblood was relucent to even try to open this thing.
  • Rarity: Well, go on! Open it!
  • Pinkie: Yeah. Gifts don't tend to be all that bad, do they?
  • Blueblood: No, I suppose not...(Opens the box, and gasps).
  • Blueblood then gives a "are you serious?" face.
  • Blueblood: "You got me a woman's ball gown?"
  • Everyone looked at Spyro.
  • Spyro: "Well, I intended that to be a gift for Kairi for a reason guys."
  • Blueblood: "Well..... To be fair, it t'was meant for a fair lady I suppose, I mean, it's the thought that counts."
  • Kindheart: "Well, now that all that's over, (snags Blueblood) I have alot of ideas for our future wedding, all the names of our babies, the kind of house we should live in, the-"
  • Blueblood: "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!"
  • Kindheart: "....... Girlfriend?"
  • Blueblood: "She's this french Okapi i metand been dating for quite awhile now. You have NO idea how tiresome, and may i add, ANNOYING it is to have mares like you and miss Rarity to cling to me everywhere i good? Sometimes it's not easy to have good genes."
  • Suddenly an Okapi (like this one in this comic from devient art, credit to the guy who made it: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/187/9/e/blueblood_has_a_by_haretrinity-d567i2j.png) randomly appeared.
  • The Okapi: "Salut cher, bonjour phony."
  • Blueblood: "Une moment, Cherie."
  • Cheire: "Ca Marche."
  • she walked away.
  • Blueblood: "Now, is it clear now WHY I treated you poorly, Miss Rarity, and can miss Kindheart understand why I am not interested? I mean, you mares have fine genes, but Cherie is the niece of one of the many dukes of the Okapi nations, and quite a fox I may add, ME-OW!"
  • Rarity: "........ Well........ I feel really stupid right now."
  • Kindheart: "...... Many fantises, broken."
  • Lightning: "Hey Kindheart, I think I had seen Blueblood had a brother."
  • Kindheart: "Is... He single?"
  • Lightning: "Well, we could always find out."
  • Blueblood: "(Sighed), see, it's better to have them hate by acting like a jerk instead of honesty. They would hate me either way for not being in the market. It's bad enough the media won't shut up about this, just like the last gala mess, but now no one but Cherie will hate me, and Cherie would only love me cause she can't speak english and has no idea what everyone else is saying."
  • Rarity: "Blueblood...... I'm..... I'm sorry if I had, somewhat contributed in making things even more, undesireable."
  • Blueblood noticed what Rarity said.
  • Kindheart: "I felt so, stupid getting into a fight with a pony I have so much in common only to realise Blueblood's heart belongs to another. I feel, somewaht stupid."
  • Rarity: "I think it's best Kindheart and I left, we won't darken your presence anymore."
  • Blueblood realised that a few moments ago, he was like this.
  • Blueblood: "Hold it, you two! (Kindheart and Rarity stopped from leaving.) Now, don't be like that. It's obviously my own mistake not making all of Equestia aware of this sooner, I mean, I didn't want Cherie to be constenetly harassed by the media. She's, very camera shy. Oh, the what the hell am i saying, she's unrealisticly afraid of cameras. Her kind has a custom that they believe those things steal souls. And she's not even a TRIBAL Okapi."
  • Rarity: "You really need to help her with that."
  • Blueblood: "I am working that personally with this really good psycitrist. You know what? I have some nerve giving up like some quiter. Maybe I was a bit foolish, alittle too ambitious, and, may had over-reacted, but that can't stop me from trying to show Equestia I am great!"
  • Icky: "Just be sure not to be too quick to trust villains. Results may not be as satisfying as one would think."
  • Blueblood: "Don't remind me. But, how am I gonna get this recent mess, AND the last gala out of my reputation and convince everyone I'm not a bad pony."
  • ???: "Blueblood?"
  • Blueblood looks to see two mares at him.
  • Blueblood: "Wait, weren't you, those mares that picked on me?"
  • Mare 1: "Blueblood, we were kids back then, and, well, you weren't that popular thanks too, well, you did have problems."
  • Mare 2: "Well, when we heard about what happened from those manly horse pegici, we felt it was kinda our fault. In some weird way. Not sure how, butI I guess we did gave you a rough childhood. If it helps, we, apologies for being jerks."
  • Mare 1: "Also, we would've asked you to go out on a date, but since your dating a french Okapi, we at least would like to be friends. Besides, I got my eye on one of those hunk Pegicious Horse staillians anyway!"
  • Blueblood: "You.... Apologiesed to me out of the goodnes of your hearts after everything I've done recently, but most of all, for the past of what i did to you two?"
  • Mare 2: "That, and we were offered invitions to the gala inexchanged for forgiving you. But it is mostly what you said. The invitions just helped opened it alot more."
  • Blueblood: ".... Well, there's that."
  • Lightning: "Yeah, I asked my brothers to do a few things for me when we were still looking for you, Blue."
  • Blueblood: "....(Sigh),But, alas, i still not know how to win everyone, let alone Shineflare who has diffitcult forgiveness issues, over. I'm doomed to be hated."
  • Icky: "Yeah, sucks to be you."
  • Twilight smacks Icky!
  • Icky: "OWCH?!"
  • Celestia: "Blueblood, you leave Shineflare to me, she doesn't have much over over me since the forth of july mess."
  • Blueblood: "But what of everyone else? Not even you can talk them out of dispising me."
  • Lightning: "Blueblood, listen to me. I been there man. Everyone in my old town just assumed i was nothing but trouble, just because of a few mistakes. And I made alot more mistakes then you, if though not as serious, but I basicly proven myself when I rid my family of Grim-Nor for good, kinda thanks to you, so, if though unintentionally, you helped me finally have proof I can do good if just sent to the right direction. You helped me out, and, I seriously appresiate that. Now, I am gonna try and help you out of your newfound slump."
  • Blueblood: "How? It's impossable at this point!"
  • Midnight: Nothing's impossable if you got friends to lead you in the right direction when that Nefarious character lead you, Griff and Gob down the wrong path.
  • Blueblood: "But everyone seemed dead serious on harming me, espeically that Maniac Pred and those psyco mares!"
  • Taiku: Well, they were and are still a little ticked off at what you pulled sending Twilight to the moon and letting Nefarious freeze Flutters, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack in carbonite. Pred and the sisters know Flutters all too well.
  • Blueblood shrugged.
  • Blueblood: "That is not making my situation any better."
  • Taiku: "Sorry."
  • Blueblood: "How am I suppose to even earn the forgiveness of murderious maniac?"
  • Twilight: "To be honest, Pred is nortouriously hard to win over, espeically if you did or do something he dislikes. Fortunatly, everyone else won't be so hard to win over..... In throey."
  • Hurricane: So, even though what you did was wrong and it's no secret why you did it and lost your mind when Princess Twilight here becoming an alicorn. We're here to help you let go of that jealousy and stuff in the past cause it really doesn't matter anymore.
  • Blueblood: My only regret is that I did not realized that sooner before I made that deal with Nefarious.
  • Icky: "So, something bugs me now...... HOW THE HECK, are we gonna get everyone, even Pred Jerkdu Des to stop hatin?"
  • Taiku: "Well, when people used to be somewhat afriad of me when I first entered MU, espeically when Gary back when he was both a real jerk and Eagel-Beak's loyal pawn squealed the sad truth about my parents being imfamous jerks, I showed them my pazazz."
  • Patrick: "(Gasps), Taiku, that is gross and very imapprobeate of you!"
  • Icky: "He said "Pazazz", not "penis" you lardass?!"
  • Spongebob: "Well, it appears SOMEONE didn't took our song from the very start of this episode completely to heart."
  • Icky: "Oh come on, it's not like the FCC guys actselly cared for this stuff or some crud like tha-"
  • Taiku: Apperently the producers been making you guys including me cuss alot and alow all those dusturbing stuff since this is his series. So let's not speak about any of this again and just get back to the problem at hand here ok?
  • Blueblood: "But...... What is your "pazazz" you speak of? I am not even sure it would help me."
  • Taiku: "Blue, just trust me on this. This is even gonna make disgruntled fans obcessed with you again."

Stage.

  • Pred: "The bloody heck are we doing here?"
  • Sharp-Pay: "And why did Shineflare suddenly went back on banishing and/or punishing  Blueblood, his goonies Girff and Gob, and even allowed those secret police goblins to come back?"
  • Chain: "Duh, even I can see thy're gonna make a show happen."
  • Icky: I hope the big devilant art luck dragon fanfiction superstar knows what he's doing.
  • Kairi and Spyro nodd together.
  • Taiku: Ok, it's time to make Blue, simply irresistible. (Puts on the song of the same name by Robert Palmer)
  • Pred: "What the- Musci?! What in the?!"
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  • Pred, and the sisters had their jaws agape.
  • Pred: Girls, did you see what I just saw? Girls? Girls?
  • Pred looks at the sisters, who now have heart eyes.
  • Sharp-Pay: "So......... HOT?!"
  • Chain: "So........ WHITE?!"
  • Axe-rella: "I REALLY LIKE HIS MANE?!"
  • Pred: "Girls? Are you three ok?"
  • None of them answered.
  • Icky: "Ow..... That actselly worked."
  • Mares began to storm the stage!
  • Icky: "Alittle too freaking well, frankly."
  • Blueblood: "Oh dear. I ironicly finally got the mares attention, now I suddenly prefered they kept their distence."
  • Taiku: "I got this. ATTENTION MARES!"
  • The Mares stopped.
  • Taiku: "It's great you given Blueblood a second chance, but it's importent you should know: he's already got a soul mate. A female french Okapi named Cherie."
  • Mares: "Awwwwww."
  • Taiku: "Sooooo, how's about as a make-up, thanks to Shineflare desiding she's gonna be reasonable, he's gonna be abiliable at the Grand Gala signing autograths along with me since I am a puplar fanfiction star after all."
  • Mares: "YAY?!"
  • Spongebob: "Well, that ended much better then hoped."
  • Icky: "So, when's the resugudled Gala?"
  • Taiku: "Tomorrow actselly."

Tomorrow.

  • Taiku: "And thanks to Cartoon magic, it came rather quickly."
  • Pred and the sisters are here too.
  • Icky: "I still can't believe that since he and the sisters "helped us" that it redeems the mess they cause, thanks to the unicorn council catching Celestia, Luna, even their parents on a tecnecally."
  • Lord Shen: "True, but it proofs that AT LEAST Pred does have good.... If though clearly askew."
  • Celestia: "Everyone, I welcomed you all to the resugdualed gala, garrintied to the The Real Best Night Ever."
  • Discord: "TITLE DROP?!"
  • A reprise of the Gala song is played, (which is basicly a reused line from the original) as everyone began to celebrate and the Main 6 and 5 got a chance to see out their Gala goals now that there won't be any party crashers and conspiracys this time.

Lightning's home.

  • Thunder Dust was sitting on a bench. Stareing at the horizon.
  • A cherry blossum decends from a tree and lands on Thunder Dust's hoof. The news of Lighting finally ridding the Dust Clan of Grim-Nor after all these years and redeemed her honor by defeating Blueblood who's no longer jeaous of Twilight anymore and the ones behind it all (With the reformed secret police goblins who are no longer outcasts cause thanks to Gob, the Unicorn council were talked out of doing so cause of being victims of swamp troubles and Blueblood's injustice system was now annulled and the fleeing badlanders abandoning Nefarious as the icing on the cake) had reached her hometown and Thunder hoped that her daughter and sons would be back soon.
  • Lightning Dust was at the front gate.
  • Speed and Hurricane where also with her along with Bill.
  • Lightning: "Should i go to him? He's probuly, not happy with me being gone for so long."
  • Bill: "Trust me, absintence makes the heart grow fonder, it's what cousin Phil always told me."
  • Hurricane: Yeah. I'm sure Dad's gonna be proud of us for stopping Blueblood's madness and defeating the tincan he trusted. And you killed Grim-nor, Sis. We're legends now.
  • Lightning: "I, i hope you guys are right."
  • Bill: Go on, kid.
  • Lightning breaves in, and out, and walked in.
  • Hurricane, Speed and Bill followed her in.
  • Thunder Dust was silent, eyes closed, not asleep, but meditating.
  • Bill: Hey, Thunder. We're back.
  • Lightning: "Dad.... I did it. I proved myself worthy of being good. I slained Grim-Nor when he got involved in a united attack on the gala and a terrible conspiracy behind it, which i helped stopped by the way, and got a sword of my own and a head from it..... I asked Zecora to shrunk it so it doesn't freak everyone out.... Too much.... AND, i'm part of the elements of harmony now! Is't that great?"
  • Lightning gave a puppy dog's eyes with a squee being heard, presenting the stuff as a gift, giving them to Thunder Dust.
  • Hurricane and Speed prayed that evreything Lightning did was enough.
  • Thunder Dust placed the gifts down, but before their could be a reaction, gave Lightning a hug!
  • Bill, Speed and Hurricane were amazed at Thunder huging Lighting out of love.
  • Thunder: "The greatest gift in honor, is having you for a daughter."
  • Lightning: "I love you dad!"
  • Hurricane: We did it, Bro. We helped Lighting redeemed our family honor.
  • Speed: Oh, I promise myself I wasent gonna cry!
  • Bill: "So sweet, i think i need to brush my teeth afterwords."
  • This was seen by Granny Dusty and Sunshine dust.
  • Sunshine was moved by this.
  • Granny Dusty: "(Sarcasticly) Great, she brings home a sword and killed an orc. (Seriously) If ya asked me, she should've brought home a m-"
  • Suneshine: Don't spoil the moment, Granny.
  • Granny Dusty: "Was just saying."
  • Then Shining Dust saw the moment from the family temple.
  • Shining Dust: You've done well, Lighting, my girl. You've done well.
  • Chow Mein: "Come on, who did a good jump, tell me who did a good job?"
  • Shining Dust chuckled.
  • Shining Dust: "There was never any doubt on you friend. But i do believe this is worthy of a celebration."
  • Chow Mein: "WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA?! WOO-HOOO-HOO-HOO!?'
  • Lucky slams the dong, awaking the other ansisters.
  • Chow Mein: "TAKE IT, LUCKY?!"
  • Music plays as, once again this song appears!
True To Your Heart - 98 Degrees & Stevie Wonder (FULL LYRICS)(HD)04:17

True To Your Heart - 98 Degrees & Stevie Wonder (FULL LYRICS)(HD)

Seriously, this song is almost EVERYWHERE in the series. IT'S INSANELY CATCHY! but here cause of Mulan elements at least it was needed.

  • Chow Mein: All out for eggrolls and Dumplings, baby!
  • Chow Mein's rope gets caught. and he gets sent flying!
  • Shining Dust: "Oh Chow Mein."
  • Chow Mein falls face first into the stairs, flat on his face!
  • Lightning was there.
  • Lightning: "Thanks Chow Mein. I owe you one."
  • Lightning Dust hugged Chow Mein. However, this was interupted by Cutie Dust screaming Chocolate repeatedly as she was tied to a sack of birdfeed, followed by a stampede of chickens!
  • Shining Dust: "Chow Mein! Alitttle assistence eschorting Cutie and these chickens out of here!!?"

Epilogue

Villain Leage Fortress, prior before the resugduled party ended

  • Mirage, Cobra and the Villain Leage Council view Spyro and Kairi enjoying their time alone while the rescheduled Gala continued through the night.... after they and the rest of the leagers finally got free of their fudge prison from the Gelotodrone episode.
  • Jafar: What Made Celestia's nephew put his trust in Team Nefarious until the end?
  • Maleficent: "Just a prime example why jealiousy is viewed as a deadly sin in cristianity."
  • Mirage: Indeed, that was quite a shocking suprise for even us leagers that Blueblood would actually choose the path of evil and put his trust in my Uncle Nefarious until it was too late which never came to fruitition thanks to those brothers and trainer of Miss Lighting Dust as well as the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters, and in some lesser extent, Lawerence the machine.
  • Maleficent: And Blueblood should have been well aware of letting his jealousy of Celestia's decison of allowing Twilight's Sparkle's ascention into alicornhood happen and ambitions to become a false king of Equestria to grant his cohorts their desires and beleif how impourent he is to the kingdom burn too feircley...
  • Mirage: Correct you are Maleficent, Blueblood's jealousy, violent attitude and pride played him like a puppet on a string even when refusing to submit defate untill it was too late. 
  • Oogie Boogie: (Laughs) Yeah and that coot of an old foe of the Dust Family got creamed as well.
  • Lord Cobra: "I am actselly surprise Mirage's uncle actselly accepting the oppertunity of having an Alicorn on his side in favor of having Equestia for himself, thanks to his butler's words of wisdom... Not to mention making Kairi his little wife. It brought in the allies in the form of the badlanders and those hun-orcs Scroopfan cooked up. All that should have been my better verson of that very plan of all if that twat Spongebob and tthat crazy robot hadn't ruin it all with the chocolate fudge, and thus allowing Nefarious the oppertunity to take it from us!
  • Jafar: And Blueblood nearly murdered Tman's devilant art fanfiction star too.
  • Maleficent: Like I said before, Jealously is a deadly sin in Christanity.
  • Hades: And that Shan Yu Rip-off didn't stood a change against that little squirt, Lighting. He became a bigger joke outside the fact he lost to little horses in the first place, now KILLED by them?
  • Mirage: And the good news for us is that my uncle and his butler are back in Jail and the other Team Nefarious members are back under offitcal O.W.C.A., Star Command, and High Council Custity while those dragon teens and diamond dogs got lucky and escaped the battle, though it's unlikely they'll forsake their loyalty to Nefarious cause of the dogs desires of greed and the one called Garble's obcession of proving to everyone that Celestia is weak. And, we're not sure how long until Team Nefarious would come back this time. plus, Robodum and Droidumer are in there with Nefarious and Lawerence. And by Robodum and Droidumer, I mean Scratch and Grounder.

Prison 42.

  • The scene changes to Nefarious and Lawrence back in their prison cell in Prison 42 while the doctor growled at Scratch and Grounder who are sharing a diffrent cell a few yards away from Nefarious' and boy was he ticked off that those idiot former robots of Robitnik failed to warn him that the good guys were on to them and their stupitity got them captured by the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom fighters as well as telling them the Wing-transplant machine's weakness and how to distroy it. Now Nefarious is on the verge of either firing them or punishing them for their incompetence and his scheme failed because of them.
  • Scratch: "Mr. Nerfarious, it wasn't our fault! They sucked it out of us, we swear!"
  • Grounder: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah! They were too smart for us?!"
  • Nefarious: That is the last time I recruit idiot and untrustworthy robots like you two cause you both are now fired! I can't wait to make the both of you my troopers' new armor when I get out of here, you mules in robot clothing twats!
  • Scratch: "NO! PLEASE! WE'RE SORRY FOR SCREWING UP! WE, WE, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO!"
  • Grounder: "WE SO SORRY MR. NEFARIOUS?!"
  • Scratch: "YOU GOTTA GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE!"
  • Nefarious: You had your chance and you blew it all sky high! Like I said before that is the last time I recruit idiot and untrustworthy robots. You morons call yourselfs evil henchmen?! Huh!? I've seen alot of idiots back in my time but you two took the cake. Well as of right now, you both are finished and no longer worthy of Team Nefarious. And when I'm done with you when I get out, you both will have no place in my future empire you useless twats!
  • Scratch: "(Wimpers), first Robotnik, now this?"
  • Grounder: "(Cries), it's not fair! And to think, we were gonna make up for it by putting a virus into Prison 42's prison cell system while those meanie wardens weren't looking that's gonna free us and all the villains of Prison 42, well he can now forget it! I am gonna call the virus back!"
  • Grounder goes to a security port in his cell.
  • Grounder: "My virus is coming home!"
  • Dr. Nefarious' jaw was agaped. He didn't realised those idiots, while idiotic, were gonna make amends but too late. His arrogance had cost him and the other villains their freedom and chance to seek revenge on the louge.
  • Hank The Mutain Frog: Oh, good job Dorkfarious! Thanks alot!
  • Batula: "You stupid robot!"
  • Anima: "(Angry sounding): "ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Latifier: "YOU ROBOTIC IDIOT?!"
  • Hypnorattle: "(LAUGHS), So close, and yet, so far, robo dork! (Laughs)!"
  • Petey: "Close but no Cigar homie!"
  • Senior Larry and Le Fifi were just laughing at Nefarious misfortune!
  • Nefarious: "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WAIIIIIIIIIT?!"
  • Scratch and Grounder looked confusingly at Nefarious. It also confused the Prison 42 inmates.
  • Nefarious: ".... (Sighs)..... Doofinshirts is, ironicly right...... I shouldn't have been so quick at first to try to betray Blueblood when he became a Alicorn, though Lawerence talked me out of it when the nessersary tools were gone. He could've made us powerful. I was dangeriously close to this, "Bad Evil" stuff where villains betray fellow villains for even the most unacceptable reasons.... I just wanted to bang Kairi so BADLY!"
  • Latifier: "TOO MUCH INFO, DIPSHITRON?!"
  • Nefarious: "I wanted to become better then Malefor so badly, i, i, i ended up becoming "Bad Evil" like him.... I mean, i know evil is SUPPOSE to be bad..... But, i never realised that, there's actselly a limit on how bad you can allowed to be appearently?"
  • Hank: "Well duh! It's different if your a jerk to heroes! Your suppose to do that! But there's rules for villains if they butt heads with eachother! You can only be jerks to other villains if it's because of rivalry, or betrail, like, if they betray you for suddenly wanting to be good guys, or for the sake of becoming the one who gives the orders around here. And all they did is do what idiot henchmen are SUPPOSE TO DO! Be idiot henchmen! That's not betrail in my book. It just proves that they can't be relied on with anything impourent, but it's not betrail. I know your a "Darkspawn", but your obviously not like those "Old Age" ones. I mean, there's a reason they're either banished into hell or destroyed! They crossed the line even other villains would not dare! They went, into the forbidden "Complete Monster" territory! That makes heroes want to kill you man! Your lucky that you amused them with your insanity issues, cause otherwise, had you been like those leagers, it's game over man!"
  • Nefarious: "..... And now, because of that.... I...... I may most likely lost a potainional ally in Blueblood, not to mention he hates me now, and no funding for Team Nefarious again! Now neither plans of finally having the leage submiting to me, and my dream gal Kairi junked up! And now, i taken out my rage about a plan, that i guess would've been doomed either way, on two victims of a previously unfair master that was Dr. Eggman Robotnik. I took them in to Team Nefarious like they were lost and misguided children, and now i had the gull to remaind them of Eggman's disrespect! I allowed myself to be no better then my jerk brother! And those darkspawn twats who mocked my potainal! EVEN MY NIECE WOULD LOOK LIKE SISTER MARY, COMPAIRED TO ME! (Cries like crazy!) Scratch! Grounder! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY?! I'LL TAKE BACK MELTING YOU GUYS INTO ARMOR AND RE-WELCOME YOU TEAM NEFARIOUS WITH OPEN ARMS, LIKE THE FATHER YOU NEVER HAD! PLEASE FORGIVE ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E?!"
  • Scratch and Grounder smiled apawn hearing the word "Father.". Dr. Robotnik never refered them that.
  • Grounder reinsteilled his virus, and the virus desistated the Prison 42'S protocals, and freed the villains that're still evil, while Senior Larry, Le Fifi, and Hypnorattle and Petey stayed low awhile the other villains began to run amuck.
  • Nefarious slowly got out with the emotionly uneffected Lawerence, cause he is a robot.
  • Scratch and Grounder did the same.
  • overly dramitic happy music plays as Nefarious and Scracth and Grounder looked at eachother, smiling. They ran to eachother and hugged.
  • Lawerence: "Oh I do so love happy endings.... If though i was not made with an emotions chip."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I PROMISE I'LL ONLY YELL AT YOU GUYS WHEN IT BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID CAUSE MASTERMINDS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ANGRY AT THEIR MINIONS FOR BEING STUPID BUT NEVER BECAUSE OF A PLAN THAT WOULD FAIL BECAUSE OF THE HEROES BEING TOO CLEVER FOR YOU UNLESS IT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY ANGER MAKE ME FORGET BUT I PROMISE THAT LAST PART WON'T HAPPEN TO MUCH, SONS!"
  • Scratch and Grounder: "WE LOVE YOU DADDY?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I LOVE YOU BOYS TOO?!"
  • Nefarious and Scratch and Grounder cried as the choas caused by the other villains ensued.
  • Lawerence: "I'll just get to the ship and beamed them up to save time."
  • Nefarious: And when we get out of here, let's get us some ice cream! Wait, robots can't have ice cream cause it messes up our systems..... Ok, better idea! Let's find a kid eating Ice cream, and ruin his day!
  • Scratch and Grounder: "YAY!"
  • Lawerence: And may I also suggest a nice hot oil bath for all of us when we get home?
  • Nefarious: Oh what the hey, and since Scratch and Grounder won Gold, Silver and Bronze in the really Mess My Plans Up Olympics, well gold mostly for spilling the beans of the Wing transplant machine though they didnt mean too, let's have a hot oil jacuuzi party.

Leage fortress again.

  • the scene changes back to Cobra, Mirage, and the leage council surprised of what they just seen.
  • Lord Cobra: "Am I, seeing things, or did Nefarious actselly, forgived those idiots who unexpectingly orkitstracted a prison escape just for the sake of making amends for being idiots?"
  • Marge: Oh well, so much for Uncle Nefarious being in jail for a long time. I knew it was too good to be true that Team Nefarious would actselly be disbanned.
  • Hades: Hey, Nefarious had those two robot idiots do spying work while pulling off a major operation like using Bluedork to get to Kairi only for them to wind up in the hands of the Anti-Nefarious Freedom Fighters and spill the beans about that wing machine, then he forgave them cause of organizing a prison break for the sake of making amends for their stupidity. But hey, what you gonna do?
  • Jafar: "Strange to think Nefarious now choosed to believe in Doofenshirt's throey of "Good Evil, Bad Evil" just now."
  • Maleficent: "In an ironic sense, even if it's from the mouth of a failed sciencetist, it is tecneclty correct. Villains that dare harm or prosicute even fellow villains are viewed less favorable by the High Council, or perhaps, forces greater then even them. There are, some limits on how evil a villain can be before the heroes deside to destroy the villain for all time.... Some of us, had been into "Complete Monster" Territory before, and it resulted in, oftenly, a fatal defeat."
  • Cobra: "This is why even we have standerds everyone, to prevent heroes from becoming motivated to kill us off, for good, and even trying to prevent us from reserecting members after a battle."
  • Mirage: Indeed, your grace.
  • Oogie Boogie: "But it still sucks we STILL have to put up with that machanical headache!"
  • Mirage: I know, but we will deal with my uncle in very good time since his latest attempt to get Kairi using Blueblood was unfortunate.
  • Captain Hook: "You mean, if those bad for the eyes misfits don't get him and his idiots first?"
  • Mirage: That, and once we have the final peice of my puzzle to free my father.
  • Lord Cobra: "Well, I think we're done criticsizing the imcomidents of non-leagers for today."
  • Maleficent: You're all dismissed.

Dragon Temple, the day after the resudgule Gala and Lightning's redemption to her town.

  • Icky: "Well guys, the reports confirmed it, we're still stuck with Nefarious and his pals. But i consider stopping his Kari Marrage dreams and preventing Blueblood become another Team Ne-Dork-ious member is still a pretty good day for us."
  • Lord Shen: "To be fair, we should've figured it would've eventally happen, might as well reduse the wait and safe us the unexpected surprise i suppose. But fortunatly, it might take Nefarious awhile before he desides to cause trouble again."
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, that's plenty of time to prepare for whatever he has in store now."
  • Twilight and Friends appeared
  • Twilight: "Hey guys! Ignitus invited us to go to a speical museum to spend halloween with you."
  • Icky: "Oh sure, what's the museum?"

A spooky looking Museum.

  • Icky: "Ah, jumping broncos. It couldn't be halloween without crud like THIS, could it?!"

FIN.

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