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The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1

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The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1 is the 1st part of the 2-part pilot episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles Adventures series. In it, Spyro desides to take Kairi to Destiny Islands for their Brother/Sister Anniversary with Sparx, Cynder, Riku, Twilight and her friends tagging along. But a furious storm created by Lord Cobra's magic sets them adrift in the Ocean and right into an epic journey at sea while Icky's family shows up at the Dragon Temple and ask the Shell Lodge Squad to watch over his annoying grandmother, Granny Gricky while they go on an all expenses paid cruise, however a change of plans take them on a vacation to see how Icky works as a Lodger. Meanwhile, things take a turn for the worst when Spyro's group along with Tavin Tanner the Tasmanian Tiger (Who was cast out to sea while snorkling in Australia's Great Barrier Reef during the time of the Hurricane) get captured by a group of ruthless animal and mythical creature pirates led by a ruthless ape named Captain Blot, who plan to make the group a part of his crew while Fluttershy develops an interest of exploring the world underwater and encounter exotic sea creatures, and Tavin is about to be catapulted to a place no restored Tasmanian Tiger has gone before.

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Chapter 1- Spyro and Kairi's Brother/Sister Anniversary

Dragon Temple

  • Twilight- I had no idea you two shared a special connection with each other.
  • Spyro- Yup. And it's all thanks to that generous Tyro for giving up his heart for us for all the trouble he's been through.
  • Kairi- I sure wish I could meet him face-to-face.
  • Spyro- Well, Kairi, Shifu told me that we can meet Tyro in our subconscious minds whenever we're asleep. Pretty convenient if you ask me.
  • Kairi- Well, that's pretty handy.
  • Twilight- I know exactly how you guys feel. Me and my friends have a special connection as well. We all got our cutie marks at the same time.
  • Kairi- Really? That's pretty interesting.
  • Riku- Everyone, I've packed us a food and water supply which we might need in case something happens to us. Like some kind of thunderstorm or hurricane.
  • Kairi- Oh, please! Thunderstorms and hurricanes don't occur very often in Destiny Islands.
  • Spyro- But we do need the food and water.
  • Pinkie Pie- Of course. No journey can be complete without that stuff. I've already packed some ice cream for the journey!
  • Rainbow Dash- Uh, Pinkie Pie? I think there's something about that ice cream you didn't think of.
  • Pinkie Pie- What're you talking about? I've got it al--Wait a minute! Where are we gonna find a freezer on our journey? This ice cream will melt!
  • Twilight- Well, I propose you keep the ice cream in the freezer over there so we can have a chance to enjoy it once we get back.
  • Pinkie Pie- Hey, you're right! Why didn't I think of that? (Her brain is shown to be medium-sized)
  • Riku- Well, are you guys ready to get moving? We've got a long sailing trip ahead of us.
  • Rarity- Yes, just as soon as I get my raincoat.
  • Twilight- Uh, Rarity? Why would you need a raincoat in the middle of the ocean?
  • Rarity- Because, Twilight, I simply must not risk my dashingly good looks by being splashed by that awfully salty water!
  • Spike- Here's your raincoat, Rarity!
  • Rarity- Why, thank you, Spiky-Wikey! It's very nice to know that you help your friends' friends every once in a while.
  • Spike- Anything for you, Rarity! (Hearts appear in his eyes)
  • Twilight- Spike? (Record scratch) Would you mind helping me with the luggage? It's gonna be a long journey.
  • Spike- Oh, sure! (Pulls luggage) Oh my, goodness! What the heck is in this bag?
  • Twilight- They're full of books.
  • Spike- You mean those heavy ones?
  • Twilight- You know it.
  • Spike- Oh, gosh!
  • Twilight- Oh, don't worry, Spike, it's not so heavy.
  • Spike- Easy for you to say! (Suddenly gets squished by luggage) OOF! (Muffled) Uggh! That's gonna scar me!
  • Kairi- Everybody ready? Let's get a move on!

The Villain Leage Castle

  • Mirage- (the Villains and Orginization members gather for a meeting) Good tidings, Fellow villains, I'd like to welcome you all to this meeting. Now that we're all assembled, I am pleased to announce that my Father's apprentence, Lord Cobra has counjured up an absoulte fool proof plan that is going to put both Kairi and that enemy of my father's right into our hands after all of the failed attempts from Facilier and our fellow leagers and Orginization XIII members.
  • Xigbar- This should be good.
  • Shere Khan- Indeed.
  • Master Xehanort- Thank you Mirage for the introtuction. And now Villain Leage Brothers and Sisters, now that our gathering has started, it is my great honor to present to you, and let's all give a really big hand for my old Friend, Malefor's apprentice and fellow seeker of darkness, Lord Mang Cobra! (All of the villains clap and cheer as Lord Cobra and Teen Mang enter)
  • Teen Mang- Boy, evreyone's excited to hear what diabolical plan you concocted this time, Master.
  • Lord Cobra- Well, Mini-Me, only a complete genius like myself can come up with this one.
  • Jungie's voice: "THAT'S AN ABSOLUTE LIE, MANG!? IT WAS ORIGINALLY AN IDEA OF XEHANORT YOU STOLEN FOR YOURSELF!?"
  • Lord Cobra: "SHUT UP JUNGIE AND RESUME CLEANING UP AFTER MY PET IN LIGHT OF YOUR PAST, IDIOTCIES, ESPEICALLY THAT RECENT MESS IN JAPAN THAT LUCKLY, OUR REAL COUP DE CRA WAS NOT EXPOSED IN THE PROGRESS!?"
  • Mirage- Pya no mind to Jungie, Mang, he still has a hard time to, understand your conflicting interests. Now, go get them, your grace.
  • Lord Cobra- Of course. (Villains cheering and clapping) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Fellow Villain Leagers, as long as we can all remember, we have been beaten, foiled and humuliated by those idiot misfits lead by that seasponge, Spongebob SquarePants, my master's nemesis Spyro, the acursed female Hyena Shenzi, and The seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, daughter of Kanji and heir to the Radiant Garden throne! Though, Kairi is not exactly, or in fact, not actselly at all, a Member of the louger and is not really involved in a vast majority of adventures at her will, but you know Tman, the guy's pitifully obcessed with her! And, in light of blasted OC villains' not exactly getting things right, espeically when our own Jungie keeps getting us into bad scrapes thanks to his, while through brilleint, but however, very flawed hair-brained shcemes where they, in hindsight, left us with nothing but very pissed off High Council Members!
  • Ratigan's Henchmen: BOOO!!!!
  • Jungie's voice: "AW COME ON! YOU KNOW IT'S MOSTLY THE LOUGERS' FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT?!"
  • Cobra: "Japperwocky, could you be a dear and, "Play" with Jungie again?"
  • A roar was heard, as well as Jungie's screams, as the other villains laughed!
  • Lord Cobra: But now my evil brothers and sisters. I have conjured an unstoppable plan, with some due credit to Xehanort as Jungie rudely but correctly pointed out, that will make that Sponge, The Hyena who took my life twice, and those who wronged me, with obvious exception of my pet's brief personal chew toy Jungie, (Villains laughed), beg for mercy! I have just found out that Kairi is heading for her old home Destiny Islands to spend her Sister/Brother Anniversy with Spyro, as we're all already aware. (Villains clapping) But they are not going alone, my daughter Cynder, Maleficent's former pawn Riku and those six ponies are going with them! This plan is garrintied to also scrape off a few unrelated but still troublesome heroes in the progress, plus, if I played this right, I could have Cynder back in my arms.
  • Mirage- So what do you plan to do, your grace?
  • Lord Cobra- Simple. Every once in a while, a little rain must fall. My point being that I'm gonna summon a powerful thunderstorm to cast those nitwits out to sea, where, with exception to my very dear adopted daughter Cynder, and the oh so impourent Kairi, and opitionally, Spyro, they'll eventually die.
  • Jafar- With all do respect, my lord, are you aware that there are pirates scavenging the waters of the Kingdom Hearts world Desteny Island?
  • Lord Cobra- Well duh! That's, indeed, the point. They'll be the ones to do the dirty work for us, while we, practicly speaking, gift-wrapped the oppertunity for them. Especially that butt-breathed gorilla Captain Blot. That guy was SUCH as disgrace to our League, even considering he's another of those blasted indie villains! He stolen our treasures, he sabotaged and plundered our facilities, and he even threw poop on our settlement!
  • Captain Hook- UGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
  • Tai Lung: "It certainly doesn't help he has enough askewed sense of morals to hate darkspawn, and therefor, hate us thanks to the accutstations by newspapers and tabliods that we're "crazed darkspawn worshippers"! We don't worship darkspawn persay, we're just like any other villain who would want to help demons, for sake of power! But due to out pleadge to Malefor, it seems ineditable that blasted ape and his cross-mix-match crew of goons would hate us either way."
  • Lord Cobra- I know. But I have no doubt that Blot and his crew of murderious scoundrels will kill those landlubbers once and for always! By the time that Princess of Heart and her team comes near their sector...(Strokes neck) Greeeehk! They'll be as dead as a doornail!
  • Fagin- Clever strategy, sir! We never would've thought of that. That is clearly why you and Xehanort are in charged of us.
  • Xemnas- My toughts excactily.
  • Lord Cobra- Thanks, Fagin! Now, let's get started! Time for me to conjure up a storm that is dangerous, intense and extreamly cruel. (Uses powerful non-Darkspawn medallian to summon a storm on the Kingdom Hearts world)
  • Hades- Now this is going to be entertaining.
  • Ursula- I know. Soon when Spyro and his friends meet Captain Blot and that crew of his. He and Kairi will both be ours. Then we'll make Spongebob, Shen, Celestia and the rest of those fools writher! We'll see them wiggle like worms on a hook! (Maleficent and her goons laugh evily while the others join in).
  • Jungie voice: "WHAT ABOUT THE POSSABILITY IT WOULD FAIL?! WE HAD SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE PLANS BEOFRE, AND THEY FAILED?!"
  • The Villains stopped laughing.
  • Jafar: "Sadly, the fox has a point, Mang. This isn't exactly the first time you claimed that you have the perfect plan, only for it to fall flat on it's face."
  • Cobra: "I understood the newfound concern. Tell you what. If this plan does, by even a slight unexpected turn, fail, I will wash everyone's vicitcles for a yet to be dertimined amount of time."
  • Villains: "Deal."

Chapter 2- Trip to Destiny Islands

At the Docks in Desteny Islands.

  • Three Blind Mouse 1- This way gents. (He and the other blind mice fall down the steps as a group of sea birds fly to the ocean to catch some fish for their breakfast)
  • Puss in Boots- (to a female cat) It's out of my hands sinorita, but I must go and bid my good-byes to my owner and her friends and bid them a plesent voyage. You are the love of my life. (Suddenly more girl cats appear) I gotta go! (leaves)
  • (We see Toothless, Stormfly and the other dragons play with the dronkeys while evreyone else prepares to say their good byes to Spyro and his group)
  • Twilight- (On Communication with the Princess) I assure you, Princess Celestia, we'll be okay.
  • Celestia- (On Communication) Well, just make sure you are. I don't wanna hear about my best protege' being drowned by a shark or anything.
  • Twilight- Trust me, your highness, we'll be back before we even know it. Besides, sharks don't appear very often in these warm waters.
  • Celestia- Well, that's good to hear. See you then. (Hangs up)
  • Rainbow Dash- (Fluttershy is looking down at the water) What's up, Fluttershy? What'cha looking at?
  • Fluttershy- Oh, hi, Rainbow Dash. Um, have you ever wondered what's in these waters lately? I've never even seen whatever's lurking down there besides dolphins.
  • Rainbow Dash- Oh, I see. You've never been underwater before, have you?
  • Fluttershy- No. But I don't want to because I think there might be something dangerous in there. Not to mention that I can't swim.
  • Rainbow Dash- Boy, Somthing tells me you need some swiming lessions.
  • King Louie- Ok everybody, outta the way! Orangutan with a present for the dragon and princess coming through. Hey Spyro my man, hows it goin'?
  • Spyro- Ah, King Louie. You and the Rest of the Jungle Crew come to wish us a good voyage?
  • King Louie- Yep, we sure are. But ya'll can't go on your trip with out this. Bring it up boys! (Monkeys bring up a massive 9 layer cake) A little somthing as a good bye gift to ya.
  • Spyro- Ah, you really shouldn't have.
  • Pinkie Pie- Ooh! I would like a peice of that cake. (Suddenly the cake explodes and reveals the lemurs)
  • Lemurs- SURPRISE!!!!
  • Kairi- Julien?!?
  • King Julien- We wish you and the purple freak a pleasent anniversery voyage, Miss Kairi.
  • Mort- Oh, yay! (Feels his stomach growling) My tummy's speaking to me. (Barfs out icing)
  • Everyone- Eew!
  • Applejack: Gross!
  • King Julien- Uh, I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you.
  • Pnkie Pie- I think I'm gonna be sick!
  • Everyone- NOOO!
  • Pinkie Pie- Relax, I'm fine!
  • Everyone- Whew!
  • Kairi- Okay, is everyone ready to get going?
  • Spyro- Everybody's ready, Kairi!
  • SpongeBob- Spyro, are you sure she'll be alright?
  • Spyro- Of course. What harm can there be in just a little trip? (Everyone/pony gets on raft) Goodbye, Lodgers! We'll be back next week! (Raft sails away)
  • Fluttershy- (Scared at being above the water) (Gulps)
  • Twilight- What's wrong, Fluttershy?
  • Rainbow Dash- Oh, she can't swim. She told me earlier that she's never even been in the water even once.
  • Twilight- Really? Hmm. Say, Fluttershy? Have you even seen a live ocean fish before?
  • Fluttershy- Oh, no. Not one single fish like that. Yet I'm frightened to do it anyway.
  • Twilight- Well, don't worry. I've got just the thing for you. (Uses telekinesis to tak out a book with a fish on the cover) Perhaps this will help. It's a book about fish, and the environment they live in. Perhaps it might interest you.
  • Fluttershy- Oh, I think I'll pass.
  • Twilight- Well, I'll leave it right here for you if you change your mind. (Lays book down, and walks away)
  • Fluttershy-...Hmm...(Takes book, and opens it) "Among the many strange environments in the world, none blossom with life more than in the ocean. The ocean covers 75% of the Earth's surface, and contains the most life than on land. The sea is a beautiful, and inviting place, and about 97.5% of it is undiscovered. Life in the sea comes in many shapes and sizes..."

Later...

  • Fluttershy- (Still reading the book) "The jellyfish is a gentle, majestic, but dangerous animal. They are made of 95% water, and are one of the first life forms ever known. They defend theirselves with lethal stingers that, in some species, are toxic." (Shivers in fear) Oh, gosh! Toxic stings? That can't be very comforting. (Continues reading) "The largest jellyfish in the world is known as the Arctic Lion's Mane Jellyfish--YIKES! (Sees real-life picture of a Lion's Mane Jellyfish) Oh, gosh, that almost gave me a heart attack!
  • Twilight- So, Fluttershy? Do you like it?
  • Fluttershy- Uh...50/50. This picture scared me out of my skin! (Shows Twilight Jellyfish picture)
  • Twilight- YIPES! (Pants in relief) I see what you mean.
  • Sparx- Hey guys, have a look at this, its a book about mythical creatures and monsters of the ocean.
  • Spike- Oh you mean about the mermaids, and famous seamonsters like the Kraken, the Leviathan and Sea Serpents?
  • Fluttershy- (Scared) Sea Monsters?
  • Rainbow Dash- Ooh and theres a book on the ocean's predators like sharks.
  • Sparx- Yeah and the Penguins told us about their enemies like leopard seals and killer whales.
  • Fluttershy- (Now looking terrified) Sharks, Leopard Seals and Killer Whales?
  • Cynder- Guys stop pressuring her. She's a bit new to the whole undersea thing. Right Fluttersh..(Sees Fluttershy fainted)
  • Applejack- Are you okay, sugar cube?
  • Sparx- Gees, If Icky where here, he would say "Yeah, way to puss out on us Fluttershy!"
  • Spyro- Sparx! (Sound of Thunder) Huh? What was that, guys did you hear that?
  • Spike-(stomach growling) Whoa, excuse me.
  • Cynder- Uh Spike, I don't think that was you.
  • Kairi- Spyro! Cynder! Riku!
  • Twilight- What's going on? (Gasps as Kairi points out a massive storm cloud)
  • Spyro- Uh, guys we better wake up Fluttershy, cause we are about to go through a storm!

Chapter 3- The Furious Thunderstorm

  • Twilight- My gosh, look at the size of that thunderstorm!
  • Rarity- Oh, boy! Even my raincoat can't protect me from THIS!
  • Applejack- (Tries waking up Fluttershy) Fluttershy? Fluttershy, wake up!
  • Fluttershy- (Suddenly gets up) NO, DON'T CHOMP ON MY GIBBLETS!...Wha-What is going on here?
  • Twilight- We're in the middle of a storm, Fluttershy! You'd better hold onto something!
  • Spyro- Rainbow Dash? Do you think you could get rid of this storm? After all, you can control the weather, right?
  • Rainbow Dash- Yes, but at a size like THIS, it'll be impossible to do it on my own! And Fluttershy isn't cut out to help me.
  • Spyro- Hurry! We gotta get far away from this storm as we can!
  • Evreyone tries to paddle the raft to turn around with their hands/hooves but it was no good.
  • Spyro- Guys, we gotta turn around, there has to be another way!
  • Riku- Buddy, this raft is way too big to turn and the current's pulling us out.
  • Pinkie Pie- Oh, don't worry, guys. It's not so bad! You know, My mama always told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
  • Riku- Was this before you left your family to work with the Cakes at Sugarcube Corner?
  • Pinkie Pie- Yes it was. But the point is that even though things look bad now, there's a rainbow around every corner. (Suddenly the wind begins to blow hard) There's nothing but smooth sailing ahead! (Thunder is heard as the current pulls the raft right into the storm)
  • Spyro- Smooth Sailing, Pinkie?
  • Cynder- LOOK OUT! (Raft plows through wave like a torpedo) OH MY GOD!
  • Twilight- Is everyone okay?
  • Rarity- Ugh! My beautiful hair! RUINED!
  • Riku- Wait a minute! Where's Fluttershy?
  • Fluttershy- (Caught in the water) HELP! HELP!
  • Spike- PONY OVERBOARD!!!
  • Kairi- QUICK, SPYRO, CYNDER, RIKU! DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Cynder- LIKE WHAT?!?
  • Fluttershy- HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!!!! (Sinks)
  • Twilight- Rainbow Dash, do your thing!
  • Rainbow Dash- I'm on it! (Zooms after Fluttershy)
  • Fluttershy- MMPH! (Gets a good visual on a coral reef for a few seconds until Rainbow Dash grabs her and takes her back up to catch air)
  • Twilight- Is she okay?
  • Rainbow Dash- Yeah, she's fine!
  • Fluttershy- Oh, dear! I...I...--(Splash tremors raft)
  • Everyone- WHOOOAH! (As the storm got worse Spyro's group kept screaming and hollering on their raft as the waves keep pushing their raft)
  • Spyro- JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON!!!
  • Riku- I CANT FIND THE HORIZON!!!
  • Pinkie Pie- SOMEPONY HELP US!!!
  • Applejack- WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE END FOR US Y'ALL!!!
  • Spike- RARITY!!!
  • Rarity- YES SPIKEY-WIKEY?!?
  • Spike- I LOVE YOU!!!
  • Rarity- I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
  • The Raft plows through another big wave and evreyone is still in one peice but the raft suddenly flips over, and flips back up again with a huge crab on board with evreyone gasping!
  • Pinkie Pie- HOLY CRAB! (the Crab attempts to get someone with its claws but it misses, then it turns to see Pinkie hiding then it grabs her with its claw while she screams)
  • Sparx (gasps)- Uh, guys? (The others and the monster crab turn to see a massive tsunami)
  • Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! THATS ONE BIG....
  • Everyone- WAVE!!!!!! (Pinkie screams like a banshee as she hangs on to one of the crab's legs for dear life)
  • Sparx- IF I DON'T GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, SOMEONE GET ME A WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HER!!! (The raft plows though the tsunami like a massive missile) WE'RE ALIVE!!!! WE'RE ALIVE!!!! (Everyone cheers)
  • Pinkie Pie- Aw, C'mon, ocean, is that the best you can do? Hey are you ok, Mr. Crab? (Sees the giant crab gone and only a leg remains. Suddenly, a massive cyclone sends Spyro's group and the raft up and out of the clouds. A rainbow is seen above the clouds) Ooh, there really is a rainbow around every corner!
  • Cynder- Really? (Suddenly everyone and the raft falls and hits the ocean surface)

The Villain Leage Castle

  • Hades- Now THAT'S entertainment.
  • Lord Cobra- You said it. Now that storm will take them right into pirate territory, and if the sea monsters and sharks won't get them, the pirates that scavenge the sea will.
  • Venom- And the best part is, no one knows that we're behind that hurricane.
  • Fagin- Could today possibly get any better for us?
  • Teen Mang- Hey L.C.? Drinks on the house! Let's have a party!
  • Lord Cobra- Excellent idea, Mini-Me. I knew you were my alternate teenage self for a reason.
  • Mirage- And a very thoughtful one, too. (Villains cheer on their sucess).
  • Jungie's voice: "THEY'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS EVENTALLY, YOU KNOW?!"
  • Cobra: "Japperwocky, playtime!"
  • A roar was heard as Jungie Screamed!

Chapter 4- Lost at Sea

In the middle of the Ocean after the Storm

  • Kairi- (Everyone on raft is weared out) Uhhgh, what happened last night?
  • Rainbow Dash- That storm was so...strenuous.
  • Twilight- Well, at least we're still okay.
  • Fluttershy- (Sticking head underwater, then comes back up) Wow! I had no idea it was so beautiful down there! (Holds breath, and sticks head back down)
  • Spyro- What's she doing?
  • Rainbow Dash- She must've saw a coral reef when she went overboard during the storm.
  • Rarity- Well, what's important is that we're stuck in the middle of the ocean, and no one even knows where we are.
  • Spyro- Yeah and we're still heading away from where we started. (Others look out at the ocean as the current pushes their raft away)
  • Kairi- Uncle Shen and the others must be worried sick about us now.
  • Pinkie Pie- We may never see the Shell Lodge Squad and all of our friends and family again!
  • Applejack- Uh, what are we gonna do y'all?
  • Rarity- Of all the catastrophes that would happen, this is the worst... most...possible....THING!!! (Everyone looks at her confused)
  • Spike- Rarity, didn't you already say that when Twilight got into trouble back in Lesson Zero?
  • Rarity- What? I really mean it this time.
  • Cynder- Calm down, guys. We all survived and we're still together. At least things can't get any worse.
  • Riku- You know, she's actually right. We made it through storms, tidal waves, a freakish cyclone and a vicious assortment of, (Pulls a fish out of his ear) seafood. What more can they hit us with?
  • Suddenly, a familiar female griffin appears letting out a painful roar while a familiar unicorn pony and three fillies appear from below the raft gasping for air.
  • Gilda: Trixie, next time when you decide to ask me and these three here to tag along with Spyro and Kairi on their stinkin' Brother/Sister Anniversary trip, for Celestia's sake, PLEASE talk me out of it!
  • Cynder: Trixie? Gilda? What are you doing here?
  • Twilight: Applebloom, Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo are here too?!
  • Riku (dubbed as Diego): And can we say how thrilled we are to see you five.
  • Sparx: Well, well, well! Looks like we got some stowaways here.
  • Rainbow Dash- What are you guys doing here, anyway? Can't you see we're lost in the middle of an ocean, here? It's too dangerous for you guys to even be out here.
  • Gilda- Yeah, I've noticed.
  • Applejack- And why is Applebloom and her friends wih you?
  • Applebloom- Sorry, big sister, but Trixie wanted to help us earn our cutie marks. So she wanted us to join you guys.
  • Applejack- (Sighs) Girls, what've yall' been thinkin'? Do you have ANY idea what dangerous things lurk in these waters?
  • Applebloom- (Has a vision of the time she and her friends tried scuba diving, and get attacked by a squid)...Uh, no.
  • Rairty- Wait, Sweetiebelle, you, Trixie, Gilda and your friends have been in that raft the whole time?
  • Sweetiebelle- Yes.
  • Spyro: And you guys have been down there since we left the docks and survived that storm?
  • Pinkie Pie- Water! Water! I need some water! OOH, there's some! Ah, cool refreshment! (Drinks sea water)
  • Twilight- PINKIE PIE, NO!
  • Pinkie Pie- Hmm, tastes a little--(Head dries up) SALTY! (Barfs)
  • Everyone- Eew!
  • Pinkie Pie- Okay, all better!
  • Applebloom- I didn't need to see that!
  • Spyro- Yeah, I don't wanna see that happen again!
  • Futtershy- (Still looking in the sea, comes out and giggles) Those little fish smiled at me. (Holds breath again, and peeks in the water again)
  • Applebloom- What is Fluttershy doin? She fishin'?
  • Rainbow Dash- No, she saw a coral reef when she went overboard during the storm, so she's now developed an intrest in the ocean. The next thing we know, she might begin looking for Nemo.
  • Sparx- How will we possibly get home in the middle of this aquatic conundrum?!?
  • Pinkie Pie- Oh, don't worry, guys. It's not so bad! Mama always told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
  • Applejack: Beg your pardon Pinkie, but that's the second time you said that.
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, at least some of us can fly, right? We can fly around the perimeter and find our way back.
  • Kairi- Good thinking, Rainbow Dash!
  • Gilda- Well, if one of us were semi-aquatic, then we'd catch some fish.
  • Spyro- Good thinking Gilda, I'm still a good swimmer and I can still breath underwater.
  • Twilight- Uh, Gilda? I hate to be a stickler for details, but me and my friends don't eat fish. Or meat for that matter. Some of us are Vegitarians.
  • Gilda- DANG IT!!!
  • Cynder- Well, at least Spyro is one of the semi-aquatic swimmers in the Lodge.
  • Sparx- And let's not forget we have some food, right Riku?
  • Riku- You bet! We've got some apples, some leftover chicken, some Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Potato Chips, Combos, and some Ritz crackers. I also took some time getting some drinkable water on the way.
  • Pinkie Pie- OH, THANK GOODNESS! GIMME SOME WATER! (Grabs water bottle and takes a huge gulp) AAAH!
  • Twilight- Great! We have a few lookouts, we have a food supply, we have some fresh water...
  • Pinkie Pie- And we have cute and cuddly dolphins to keep us company! (Sees a dorsal fin moving across the water)
  • Fluttershy- (Gurgling) Dolphins?!? (Pokes head out) Aw, how cute!
  • Applejack- Wait a corn-pickin' minute! Those ain't dolphins!...they're SHARKS!
  • Fluttershy- (Eyelids shrink) AAAAAAAHHHHGH!
  • Pinkie Pie- I hope they're man-eating sharks! Then they'll leave us girls alone!
  • Riku- No need to panic, everyone! When attacked by a shark, you should hit it in the nose!
  • Rainbow Dash- I'm on it! (Flies over towards sharks) Hey, you overgrown fishes! You hungry? Come and get me! (Sharks leaps out of the water toward Rainbow Dash) HOLY CRUD! (Dodges shark's incoming jaws, and flies back to raft) Uh, guys? One problem! THE NOSE IS RIGHT ABOVE THE TEETH!
  • Riku- GREAT! Now what'll we do?
  • Trixie: WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DI-HI-HI-HI-HIE!!!
  • Fluttershy- WAIT A SECOND! I think I know what they want! But they don't want us.
  • Twilight- How do you know? They attacked Rainbow Dash, didn't they?
  • Fluttershy- Yes, because she was being rude to them just like she was with that dragon. I think I know what they want, but they don't want us.
  • Kairi- Well, if they don't want us, then what DO they want?
  • Fluttershy- This! (Takes out the leftover chicken)
  • Rainbow Dash- The chicken?
  • Fluttershy- Absolutely. It's just like feeding a dog. Watch! HEY, SHARKS? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? (Sharks suddenly pant like dogs) See? They wanted the chicken all along! (Sharks charge straight for the chicken) HOLD IT! (Sharks stop) We need to share, otherwise some of you might not get any. (Takes chicken leg, and tears it off) Here you go, one at a time. (Throws leg, and one shark catches it, and swallows it)
  • Scootaloo- Whoa! I had no idea she was capable of handling such brutal creatures.
  • Twilight- Of course she is. Remember when she handled that Cockatrice?
  • Scootaloo- Oh, yeah, that's right.
  • Rarity: "A COCKAWHAT!?"
  • Twilight: "I'll.... Explain later."
  • Fluttershy- Okay, last piece. Which one of you is not full yet? (All sharks flip) Okay, okay. If all of you are still hungry, then I guess there's one way to settle this. GO GET IT! (Throws chicken strip, and the sharks chase after it, and one of them eats it) Okay, you guys have eaten your fill. Now will you please stop scaring my friends? (Sharks nodd yes, and swim away) (Fluttershy sighs in relief) There we go, guys. They're gone.
  • Cynder- Nice work, Fluttershy. Aside from your fear of dragons, public humiliation and the ocean carnivores out there, You really handle sharks good.
  • Fluttershy- Ah, thank you Cynder.
  • Applebloom- At least we got more food where that came from.
  • Scootaloo- So Gilda, do you still have all the stuff we brought?
  • Gilda- It's all right here. (Shows a massive supply of fruits, vegetables, candy, pepsi, cream soda, goldfish crackers, root beer, Kraft Dinner, some cooking equipment and a small stove, some munchies, a carton of forzen ice cream, a ceaser salad, some rawmen, dumplings, stir fry, e.c.t.)
  • Trixie- So who want's a soda drink?
  • Rarity- Oh my goodness!
  • Kairi- Whoa, you guys, brought all of this?
  • Spyro- Come on guys lets dig in! (Evreyone cheers and sit down to eat. Unknown to any of them, they were being watched from up above by an African Grey Parrot that looks like Iago and wears a blue bandana)
  • African Grey Parrot: RAWWK! I must inform the capitaine! RAWWK! (flys off to a fog in the distance)
  • The Parrot Navigates through the fog and arrives at a huge ship and lands on the shoulder of a shadowy figure.
  • African Grey Parrot: RAWWK! It's a huge bounty, Mon Capitaine. Seventeen Castaways, ripe for the taking: One Dragonfly, A Female Griffin that looks like Dilyan, Ten Ponies: Four Unicorns, Three Earth and Pegasus Ponies, A young human boy, Three Dragons: A Black Slender Female, Two Purple Dragons: One big and very little and a beautiful teenage human girl. She and the boy are both keyblade weilders.
  • ???: In my ocean? What a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events. (chuckles wickedly)

Villain Leage Fortress:

  • The Leagers see the figure and the parrot via magic.  
  • Xigbar: Say, L.C. who's that parrot that looks like Jafar's idiot bird?
  • Lord Cobra: Let's just say, he's one of the troublesome pirates that are gonna do the work of extinguishing the problem of the Lodgers forever for us, without even their full acknowledgement. Now, let's sit back, and enjoy.

Chapter 5- Granny Gricky

Shifu's Room in the Dragon Temple

  • Shifu- (He was meditating until he had a vision of Kairi and the bunch being captured by pirates) (Gasps, and falls off the staff)

Living Room

  • Sora, Donald, Goofy, Spongebob and the others are watching the news.
  • Scorch Scorchington: Good Afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Weather Report: A massive hurricane has sturcked the ocean surrounding the Destiny Islands of the Kingdom Hearts world...
  • Sora- (gasps) That's where Spyro, Kairi, Cynder, Riku, Twilight and the others are headed!
  • Goofy- Don't Worry, Sora, I'm Sure Kairi, Spyro and the others are okay.
  • Donald- Ah Phooey, of course their alright, ya big palooka.
  • Soothsayer- I wish I could say the same... I can sense somthing is wrong about their safety. (Suddenly they hear a knock on the Temple Door)
  • Spongebob- Who the barnacles could that be?
  • Cyril- Do not worry, SpongeBob old chap. I'll get it. (Goes to the door and sees Tizzy, Yucky, Sucky and three other Ichthyornis' with them) Yes, may I help you?
  • Tizzy- Hey, dude, is Cousin Icky here?
  • Icky- (dubbed as Sid) Cousin Tizzy can that really be you? (gasps) Mom, Dad! (hugs Ricky and Lizzy) Sucky, my bro! (hugs Sucky and sees Yucky and looks at her with contempt) Oh, hey sis.
  • Yucky- Long time, no see, Ick.
  • Elderly Ichthyornis- Hey!
  • Icky- Granny Gricky?
  • Granny Gricky- Where's the bathroom in this place?
  • Icky- Oh, my entire family.
  • Iago- How unexpected.
  • Soothsayer- Actually, I invited them here.
  • All- WHAT!
  • Sootsayer- I know Icky's sister.
  • Icky- (to Yucky) You 2 know each other?
  • Yucky- Well when you left with that Dil creature, I traveled alone when our family went their seperate ways. I was on the verge of starvation and wasn't really a good hunter. The Soothsayer took me in as a pet and I stayed in her home in a Province not too far from Gongmen City.
  • Crane- Well, that explains alot about Icky, I guess.
  • Lord Shen- Funny she never metioned you to me or my family.
  • Yucky- I liked my privacy.
  • Icky- You always did.
  • Lizzy- Icky!
  • Yucky- What's that suppose to mean?!
  • Sucky- Sis, he's just stating your natural urges, okay?
  • Yucky- I hardly find used to being alone an urge.
  • Tizzy- Anyway, we came here, because myslef, Uncle Ricky, Aunt Lizzy, Cousins Sucky, and Yucky are going on an all expenses paid 10 day Caribbean Cruise and we need Icky and you guys to watch over Granny Gricky, beacuse she's too elderly to go on the cruise.
  • Granny Gricky- I'll bury you all and dance on your graves!
  • Mr. Dodo- Soothsayer, did you offer this?
  • Soothsayer- Well that, and I wanted Icky and Yucky to be reunited and settle their differences, because Yucky told me that she and Icky have a sibling rivalry.
  • Po- Where are they anyway? (Everyone sees that Icky and Yucky seemed to have disapperared)
  • Rico- (pointing offscreen) Uh? (All see Icky and Yucky squabbling)
  • Yucky- Hey Icky! I bet you can't last 10 minutes in the stratosphere.
  • Shifu- (Enters the room) Evreyone, I have some terrible news, I just had a vision about Spyro and his group. They were cast out into the ocean by that storm and are about to be captured by pirates and Trixie, Gilda and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are with them!
  • Po- What?!
  • The Furious Five- What?!
  • Icky and Yucky- What?!
  • Squidward- What?!
  • Lizzy- Oh, my.
  • Ricky- Are they people you know?
  • Princess Celestia- (drops in) What is going on here?
  • Lord Shen- You'be picked a bad time to come Celestia, Shifu just infromed us that Kairi, Purple one, Dragonfly, Cynder, Riku, Your student and her friends may encounter some bloodthirsty sea scavengers.
  • Tai- In otherwords they are about to confront an ocean filled with pirates.
  • Celestia- What?!? My God Daughter and my best protege about to be captured by some barbarian pirates?!? I will look forward to seeing those scourages of the oceans hang if they lay one finger on them!
  • Soothsayer- And, the storm that did this was not an ordenary storm. this was the work of Mang.
  • Icky- AGAIN?! THE NERVE OF THAT GUY AND HIS SKALEY EYEBALLS!
  • Shifu- I should've known! This isn't the first time he did something like this! He once casted a tornado in a trailer park, a flash flood in a desert and, for some odd reason, a snowstorm with a tornado in it. A "Snownado", as he named it.
  • Icky- HOW DOES THAT WORK?!
  • Lizzy- Honey, who is Mang?
  • Icky- It's sort of a long story mom, you see Mang is without a doubt the third biggest and dangerous evil in the UUniverses. He's responsible for the 2nd Cartoonian War.
  • Iago- Yeah, and he was also involved in a great tragedy back in Kairi's childhood.
  • Devon- Yes, the vile serpent barbarian is ten times more evil then both Sauron and Lord Voldemort combined.
  • Cornwall- He is definitely a jerk! A two-faced, backstabbing, lying, double-crossing jerk!
  • Puss- More villanous and treacherous than my old best friend and brother, Humpty.
  • Ricky: You mean that walking egg from that song?
  • Puss: Si.
  • Ricky- Then this 'Mang' fella sure sounds scary.
  • Granny Gricky- After I bleed the lizard, that means pee by the way, I gotta go feed Ashes.
  • Girl Sora- Ashes?
  • Yucky- Oh yeah. Did we forget to mention Granny Grickey's Imaginary Pet, Ashes, who actually doesn't exist?
  • Ricky- Yep, I think we did. (Looks at his watch) Oh boy, look at the time. We gotta get on that boat. Come on guys!
  • Lizzy- Yes, dear. Now Icky, I know you and your friends are worried sick about your other friends, but we have to go. We're going to be gone for 3 weeks and we'll see you and mom when we get back, okay?
  • SpongeBob- But what about Spyro, Kairi and the others?
  • Icky- Sorry Mom and Dad, important Shell Lodge Business comes first.
  • Ricky- Your gonna ruin our vacation for work?
  • Icky- Aw c'mon, dad, Granny isn't that bad, is she?
  • Granny: Has anyone seen my teeth?
  • Icky: Granny, you don't have teeth.
  • Granny: Odd enough, I can't speak without teeth.
  • Lizzy: If you're going on some mission, you'll at least have to take the rest of the family!
  • Sucky- You mean we're not going on a cruise?
  • Yucky- Apparently not, thanks to Icky.
  • Tizzy- Yeah, you totally owe us, man!
  • Sucky: Great, there goes my dream of basking in the hot tropical caribbean sun.
  • Lord Shen- Very well, but leave the dangerous parts to us, you'll be allowed to watch.
  • Ricky- See you guys, we got our family adventure after all! It's a shame we're still stuck with Granny though.
  • Gricky- I HEARD THAT,YOU MORON!
  • Icky- Shen, your kidding right?
  • Lord Shen- It would be wrong to choose old lady babysitting over something much more important. Also, we will at least give them a memorable vacation by showing them how you work, Prehistoric one.
  • Icky- Ok, fine! But don't say you weren't warned. Come on, Granny, I'll introduce you to the rest of the Lodge and take you to the washroom while we pack up, alright?
  • Gricky- Not intrested. (Leaves with Icky to find the washroom)
  • Spongebob: Boy, I sure hope Spyro, Kairi and the others are okay.
  • Gary: Meow (Translation: Me too)
  • Lord Shen: Don't worry, Square one. I'm sure Kairi, the purple one and the others survived that storm somehow.

Chapter 6- Captain Blot's Furry Fury

Back out in the Ocean

  • Spyro's group are still lost in the Ocean while they wait for a rescue boat or somthing to come find them. Rainbow Dash and Gilda are pooped out form look out duty, the Cutiemark Crusaders are bored, Kairi, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Riku and Cynder are trying to stay out of the sun, Rarity on the otherhand is out of her raincoat and is busy sun bathing, Twilight is figuring out where they are using some of her books and maps with Spike helping, Spyro is walking from side to side of the raft, Sparx was singing to himself much to the annoyance of evreyone. Trixie is looking out at the open water upset and Fluttershy is still looking in the sea while sticking her head underwater.
  • Trixie: HOW BIG IS THIS OCEAN?!?
  • Sparx (Singing to himself): Swing low, sweet chariot...Coming forth to carry me home...Wawawawawawawawa.... (Begins singing a diffrent song) Oh, this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people...
  • Spyro: Sparx, must you do that?
  • Riku: Yeah, Sparx, knock it off, I'm getting a migraine over here.
  • Sparx: Well, what else was I supposed to do?! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' BLUE SEA?! WE'RE ON A DANG RAFT, NOT A FREAKIN' LUXURY CRUISE?!"
  • Riku: Yeesh, calm down, Sparx.
  • Rarity: Sweetie Belle, do be a dear and see if you can fix and tidy my beautiful hair and tail while you put some suntan lotion on my skin while I work on my tan?
  • Sweetie Belle: Oh, sure thing. (Does that)
  • Fluttershy: (Takes head out of water) Oh, look, a turtle with fins.
  • Sea Turtle: (Comes out of the water) What up, dudettes?
  • Spike: No way, is that a sea turtle? They don't show up much in these oceans since they're endangered.
  • Fluttershy: They're endangered? How terrible!
  • Twilight: Yeah, it's because sea turtles lay their eggs on the beach, where the hatchlings waddle to the sea by theirselves. But the problem about it is that this exposes them to predators like seagulls. But it wouldn't help to help them because it's against the law.
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps)
  • Sea Turtle: Hey, I just wanna like, tell you guys, you may not wanna be in these waters and junk. Cause- (Sees something far) OH, JELLYFISH, DUDE! (He vanishes)
  • Trixie: What's his problem?
  • Gilda: Look! I think I can see a ship! (Sees the something in a fog in the distance) (Suddenly Spyro's group begin to hear a Squacking sound as well as a sound of a group shouting)
  • Riku: Am I hallucinating or is Gilda making sense that there's a huge ship coming straight towards us?
  • Spyro: Hey, hey it is coming! It sounds like there might be people and animals on it.
  • Pinkie: OOOOH!!!! I BET IT'S A PARTY CRUISE! I LOVE PARTY CRUISES!!!
  • Twilight: Or perhaps a rescue ship by Shen and the other Lodgers! But I'm curious as to why anyone would be working for Shen and some of our friends and have a badger with paint on him for a flag? It just feels, odd.
  • Riku: Uh guys.... I think I get why that turtle freaked out.
  • Kairi: Spyro! Riku!
  • Spyro: What's wrong? (Kairi points to a grappling hook that appears from the fog and lands right on the side of the raft) WHOA!
  • Cynder: What in the world? (Suddenly more grappling hooks flew from the fog and landed on the raft at all sides)
  • Fluttershy: EEEK!!!
  • Trixie: WATCH WHERE YOUR FIRING THOSE THINGS, IDIOTS!!! (Suddenly, a huge wooden galleon ship appeared from the fog, crashing through the waves and is heading right for Spyro's group. From the side deck, three otters dressed over-sized sweaters and sailor hats in red, green and blue peeked out and chuckled wickedly as the ship came to the left side of the raft where Spyro's group where and bumps the raft gentely)
  • ???: Ahoy, down there! (Spyro, Kairi and the others look up to see the figure from before on one of the ship's masts) How lucky are you. (Swings to the other side like an orangutan) You know these waters are infested with pirates? Glad we found you before they did. (Cheering in agreement is heard as the figure climbs down and lands on the side deck revealing himself to be a bulkish ape with a tricorne hat and a grey beard on his face, which displayed a mouth full of yellowed teeth along with his back fur tapered down his back like a pirate captain's coat and both his wrists and legs resembles a pirate captain's cuffs and boots) Captain Blot, here to help.
  • Gilda: You call shooting us with hooks helping?! (A series of animal pirates, real and mythical, appeared.) What the hay?!
  • Sparx: Oh nuts!
  • A pirate Brer Bear look-alike: Hey! They look kinda funny!
  • A Pirate Kangaroo: Ha! I call dibs on the purple lizard with wings.
  • Twilight: The politically correct term is 'dragon', thank you very much.
  • Spyro: Listen, we don't want any trouble, we just need to get to get back to dry land as soon as possible.
  • Blot: Oh, and why do you wanna do that, hmm?
  • Kairi: Please, my family and my boyfriend are worried sick about me and my friends. So if you could just-
  • Blot: (To Kairi) Oh, your family and boyfriend? Awww, that is so sweet! I hope you said 'goodbye', lass, 'cause there's no way back!
  • Riku: What do you mean 'no way back', gorilla-breath?
  • Frank: Oh, there really is a way back. You know Captain, they should head for the nearest cove, turn their raft around and catch a wave from there. (Laughing) Steel trap this noggin of mine is.
  • Blot: (Laughing sarcasticly) Thank you, Mr. Frank. (Hits him on the nose)
  • Frank: Ow! My nose!
  • Twilight: Hey, uh, Mr. Blot, sir? I hate to break it to you straight, but we're trying to get out of here. So if you don't mind, we'd like to-
  • Blot: THERE IS NO "OUT OF HERE"! (Climbs on center mast) There is only here, and here, your ship belongs to me! Now surrender your ship, and submit to my crew, or face MY FURY!
  • Pinkie: Or face your furry what?
  • Blot: (Sighs in annoyance) Not 'furry'! FURY!!!
  • Pinkie: Furry fury? I didn't know your down to yiff!
  • Rainbow Dash: ...Pinkie, I'm surprised you even know that word.
  • Spyro: Uh guys, I think now is not the time for any of this cause we're going to have company.
  • Blot: (Turning to the other Pirates) Battle stations! (All Pirates ready the cannons while the Kangaroo throws an arsenal of the crew's weapons to them and are preparing to attack the group)
  • Fluttershy: EEEEKKKK!!!! (Faints)
  • Blot: Vector! Fly the colors!
  • Vector: Aye-aye, sir! (Climbs up the mast and becomes the pirate flag)
  • Sparx:...That's kinda weird!
  • Spike: Uh, I think now's the time to RUN AWAY! (Pirates point their weapons at him) YIPE! (Hides behind Twilight)
  • A peg-legged rabbit: (With some throwing knives) Hit the Princess, win a prize boys!
  • Trixie: (Levitates a barrol) Oh no you don't, you long eared rat! (Throws barrol that smashes the rabbit!)
  • Rabbit: THAT DIDN'T HURT...MY PRIDE!
  • A Pirate Minotaur: Cannons loaded and ready, captain!
  • Spike: Twilight! Use your magic to make a force-field!
  • A Pirate Cheetah (With a pistol): Oh, no you don't! (Fires out some mysterious blue gell that hits Twilight, Trixie, Rarity and Sweetie Belle's horns on impact, which gives them an electric chill up their spines)
  • Twilight: Okay, that's it! I'm gotta zap that cat, regardless of endangered status! (Suddenly Twilight's magic is unaffective, and is just absorbed by the gel) What? Something's wrong with my magic! It's not working!
  • Sparx: Could you please not say it OUT LOUD FOR THE PIRATES TO HEAR?!?
  • Cheetah: Illusium Paralyzinite, or better known as 'Antimagic Gel'. Stole it from the dirty darkspawn worshipping Villain League years ago. No force fields, no levitation, no magic. You're magic is useless now.
  • Pinkie: "Well, at least we know those guys are not friends with the leage."
  • Blot: Alchorse we're not! We're all friends here! But in all seriousness though, I'll say this again and one more time. Surrender your ship (Climbs to the top of the mast) or face my fury!
  • Twilight: You already said that!
  • Blot: (Shrugs) That's it! Correcting me counts as defiance, you little smart mule! OPEN FIRE!!!
  • Trixie: Oh, way to go, bookworm! (A cannon is fired and a cannonball hits the center of the raft causing Spyro's group to scream and duck for cover)
  • Rabbit (To Kairi after fully recovered from Trixie's barrel stunt): Hey, princess? Try dodging these! (Get out a display of thowing knives)
  • Trixie:...OH, CRUDSKI! (Knives are thrown, but Kairi surprisingly deflects all of them with her keyblade)
  • Kairi: I'm glad Shen's well-meaning but psycotic training methods are paying off!
  • Trixie: AH-HAH! TAKE THAT, BUGS BUNNY!
  • The Rabbit: (Rasing his ears in aggitation): You're gonna be next magician mule, I'll promise you that!
  • The Kangaroo: (To the Minotaur and a Pirate Lepoard Seal while loading cannons) I LOVE THIS JOB!!!
  • Riku: (His road to dawn materializes) I think it's time to get out of here. (Hits the hooks with his Keyblade)
  • Blot: Vanessa, front and center!
  • Sparx and Spyro: Vanessa?
  • Sparx: Doofenschmirtz' daughter? Here? First she had a bad fight with her dad during our adventures with Doogal and his pals, and now she's a pirate? (Suddenly, an OC version of Kairi with brown hair, a dragon tattoo on her left shoulder and wears a red and blue bikini top, a green one arm band on her right arm. Tight blue hip-hugger jeans and yellow sandals. Then a Batty look-a-like appears on her shoulder)
  • Blot: This here is my trusted first mate, Vanessa.
  • Spyro: Oh, now I see, a diffrent girl who's name is Vanessa, not Doofenschmirtz' daughter.
  • Sparx: Boy, is she sexy!
  • Gilda: Pfft! She doesn't look so tough!
  • A male Gilda look a like: We'll see about that, tough girl.
  • Blot: Vanessa, fetch!
  • Vanessa: Aye-Aye, Captain! (jumps off the ship to stop Riku)
  • Cheetah: (Turning the switch on his pistol to disable mode) Ok, time to wrap this up! (Fires disabling plasma at Cynder, Gilda and Rainbow Dash)
  • Kairi: (Cheetah points gun at Sparx) Sparx! Look out!
  • Sparx: For what? (Looks behind him, and in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO... (BLAM!) Ouch. (Sparx made a quiet thud when he fell) (Trixie screamed, and she made a run for it)
  • Riku: (Fighting Vanessa) You STILL don't look so tough!
  • Vanessa: Oh, really? (Grabs Riku by the shirt, and steps on his foot) You'll regret saying that tomorrow, bozzo! (Kicks Riku in the groin)
  • Pinkie: Owie-zowie in his ka-powies!
  • Trixie: (Jumps off the ledge of the raft, only to be retrieved by a blue harpy)
  • Harpy: Where do you think YOU'RE going?
  • The Male Griffin: Martha, I got this one. You get those three little fillies. (Applebloom, Sweetbelle, and Scootaloo hide inside the cooler)
  • Scootaloo (in cooler): Please let her have an unimaginable fear of coolers, please let her have an unimaginable fear of coolers, please let her have an unimaginable fear of-- (Martha finds them)
  • Martha: Boo!
  • Scootaloo: Well, I tried. (Spike began throwing rocks at Martha)
  • Spike: You leave them alone, you big hag! (Suddenly, Spike was grabbed by a light green octopus tentacle that came from the ocean surface)
  • Pinkie: OCTOPUS ATTACK!
  • Rarity: MY SPIKEY-WIKEY!!
  • Vanessa: (To Riku) Still think I'm not so tough?
  • Riku: Listen you. (Dubbed as Diego) I don't fight girls! (Vanessa kicks Riku in the groin again) AYE!!!
  • Vanessa: (Dubbed as Shira) I can see why.
  • Riku: THAT'S IT! YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE SOME GUTS, A PENIS AND SOME GODDAMN BALLS!
  • Pinkie: Riku! Language!
  • Pirate Fox: (While with a pirate female weasel) Yes, there are children viewing this and some women present.
  • Riku: (While in pain) Pinkie, why don't you make yourself useful, and use your crazy fourth-wall powers to beat these guys?
  • Pinkie Pie: Well, it's a good thing I brought my PARTY CANNON! Get ready to learn a lesson to big-
  • Frank: Belly-flop!
  • (Suddenly, Pinkie Pie screams to see Frank jumping off the ship and is about to land on her)
  • Rarity: PINKIE, FIRE THAT THING BEFORE-- (Frank had Pinkie Pie squashed in his belly while the bear laughed with delight)... Before that happened.
  • Twilight: Well, this can't get any worse. (Fluttershy screams in pain)
  • Applejack: WHAT IN TARNATION?! (A Leopard Seal has appeared from the ocean surface and has bitten Fluttershy on the right wing. His razor-sharp teeth bite deep into Fluttershy's wings causing them to bleed with her blood, and Fluttershy's eyes begin watering as she is about to cry)
  • Applejack: Oh, that does it! (Brings out a harpoon) TO TARTARUS' HELLISH RIVER, I STAB AT THEE! (Applejack stabs the leopard seal with the harpoon)
  • Leopard Seal: OW! (Suddenly, Applejack is hit from behind by an airborne attack from the Batty look-a-like)
  • Vanessa: (While still fighting Riku): Oh, did the Captain forget to mention his favorite Cabin Boy? (The Leopard Seal bites the harpoon into two and bites Fluttershy's right wing again, and holds on as she cries in pain)
  • The Bat: Are you okay, Blackfang? (Rarity then smacks away the bat with a paddle, then proceeds to slam into Blackfang's head)
  • Rarity: UNHAND, ER, UNJAW MY FRIEND NOW, YOU BEAST! AT TIMES LIKE THIS, I AM NOT AFRAID TO GET MY HOOVES WET OR CRACKED!
  • The Fox: (To the female weasel) Lucy, my dear, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Lucy: Let's tag-team and restrain that unicorn! (They pounce on Rarity and pull her away from Blackfang and Fluttershy. The Fox pins down Rarity while Lucy pours a bucket of ice cold water on her head, ruining her hair again. Rarity made an ear-piercing scream, which ruined the male griffin's concentration when he has already reached the ship.)
  • Griffin: (Trixie bucked him in the gut) YOW!!! (Trixie then roundhouse kicks the griffin into the captain's qaurters) OOF! WATCH THE WINGS, YOU PONY WHORE!!!
  • Trixie: Trixie is out of here! (Trixie makes a run for the life boat, but two more octopus tentacles seize Trixie, while another successfully grabs Twilight)
  • Griffin: Good save, Oscar! That oughtta' show that whore who she's messing with.
  • Riku: (Still fighting Vanessa, who pins him down to the floor) DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL, I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!
  • Vanessa: (Fists glow dark blue, and she punches Riku unconscious) Good. Then don't. (Only Spyro and Kairi are left standing now, and the pirates surrounded her)
  • Spyro: Get behind me, Kairi! I'll beat them all in one swoop! (But then Kairi feels somthing behind her. It was a tall muscular Manticore)
  • Manticore: Gotcha! (Grabs Kairi by her wrist)
  • Spyro: KAIRI!
  • Rarity: (Has the strength to judo kick away the fox and Lucy! Then runs up, and bucks the manitcore in the face) TAKE THAT, YOU RUFFIAN! (Kairi breaks free and smacks the Manitcore to the sea with her Keyblade)
  • Kairi: DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!
  • Minotaur: May I request the finisher, captain?
  • Blot: (Chuckling wickedly) By all means, Mighty Bull. But use it on the Purple Dragon.
  • Mighty Bull: Aye-aye, sir! (The manticore flew out from the sea, whacks Rarity away disabling her and crashing her right into Applejack. Then he knocks Kairi's keyblade away from her grip with his scorpion tail, then grabs both Kairi's wrists and puts them behind her back)
  • Spyro: Unhand the princess, beast! Don't make me hurt you! (The Manticore roars at him) Okay, I warned you! (As Spyro charged at the Manticore with Kairi as a hostage, The Kangaroo now armed with a spear and a Pirate Centauress with a quarter staff intercepted Spyro, blocking his way.) Aw come on! Does he have the entire Animal Kingdom and the Mythic Beast Libary as his crew?!
  • Centauress: Not so fast, purple dragon boy!
  • Kangaroo: Yeah! Let's rumba, tiny!
  • Mighty Bull: (Finishes loading a net into one of the cannons) Net-loaded cannon ready, Captain. (Spyro easily wing spin slammed away the Kangaroo and and Centauress, and resumes charge on the Manitcore)
  • Blot: Lights out, Purple Fella!  (Blot fires the cannon, and traps Spyro inside. He then falls right into the sea while tangled up in the net. Muffled pirate laughter is heard from above the surface, as Spyro's vision begins to fade, as a silhouette of a large whale-like creature closes in, darkness takes over before the creature could be revealed)

Leage fortress.

  • Lord Cobra: Incredible! An entire force of villains like us and countless OC villains of non-league affliction had problems with them, but a bunch of unallianced pirates took them down with little effort!
  • Hades: Now THAT my friend is true entertainment!
  • Chrysalis: Well, to be fair and not meaning to be a spoilsport, it was only because the Lodgers were not at full power, my sweet. Had those other misfits been around, it would've been the same old Lougers wins nonsense.
  • Lord Cobra: Oh yeah, that's normally and unfortunatly true... But Gosh, ain't I a little stinker for practicly gift-wrapping these fools to that monkey?
  • Maleficent: You know the Lodgers and those ponies still technically live?
  • Lord Cobra: Well, it's still a step in the right direction that AT LEAST they were defeated at all!
  • Chrysalis: Oh, I love it when you act so pompous around the others!
  • Lord Cobra: And I'd rather enjoy it when you get flirty! (Chrysalis purrs)
  • Hades: Hey, could you please not do the koochy-koo thing?
  • Ursula: Oh, get a room, you two!
  • Jafar: May I remind his lordship that we still have business to attend to?
  • Cheetata: Yes, we must bring the good news of your plan's success to Lady Mirage and Master Xehanort.
  • Lord Cobra: Spoil sports. And I was just getting started with my little changling minx, too.

Chapter 7- The Map to Tasmantis

Australian Outback

  • ???: I FOUND IT! THE MAP TO THE CITY OF MY DREAMS! MY ONE CHANCE TO FIND OUT IF MY SPECIES STILL LIVES!!! (Jake The Kangaroo Rat from the Rescuers Down Under paused from his current checker game with his little fly friend to see Tavin Tanner the Cloned Tasmanian Tiger come in dancing with joy)
  • Jake: What are you talking about Tavin? And what's this hooey about a map?
  • Tavin: I did it, Jake! I found it! The map to none other than the lost city of Tasmantis! It's a freaking miracle, isn't it, mate?...
  • Jake: ...You drank the brown snake venom again, haven't you?
  • Tavin: OH, C'MON!
  • Jake: (Dubbed as Tulio) I am NOT coming on! Evreyone knows the lost city of Tasmantis, The Tasmanian Tiger version of Atlantis, is just an old superstitious myth, plus haven't you heard about that hurricane in the Kingdom Heart's world Destiny Island, Mate?
  • Tavin: I'm sure it passed by now!
  • Jake: And are you also unaware that the Ocean where Tasmantis is said to be located is infested with scavenging pirates, including that hateful and notorious Captain Blot?
  • Tavin: I can take care of myself! I escaped from that laboratory that created me a long time ago! I think I can handle a bunch of scurvy-ridden sea bandits!
  • Jake: (Sighs in defeat) I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'll help you find Tasmantis.
  • Tavin: YES!
  • Jake: (To the fly) Sparky, make arrangements for us to find Tasmantis. Also, rent us a boat and some scuba equipment. We're going to the Great Barrier Reef!
  • Tavin: But, Destiny Islands is in another world. We're in the Disney version of Australia in the Rescuers' World.
  • Jake: ...Okay, make that a boat, and a fast enough spaceship convenient enough for plot so that we'll be in the other world in time for the plot convenience!
  • Tavin: Now that's more correct to the producer's sense of canon!
  • Jake: In case you were going to thank me, Tavin, you're welcome. Only because your still my best mate.
  • Tavin: I know. Looks like I got a date with destiny at Tasmantis! (Chuckles happily)

The Villain Leage Fortress- Mirage's Throne Room.

  • Mirage: (Still busy stroking a shadow heartless on her throne with Master Xehanort sitting in his own throne with the Organization XIII Leagers in their council seats) I wonder how Cobra and his latest pipedream is doing?
  • Teen Mang: I guess they are probably gonna give us either the bad or good news.
  • Saix: There's no doubt that Cobra's plan might be a victorious success this time since we abducted Alice back in Wonderland.
  • Mirage: I'm not being optimistic! I'm just pointing out the flaws he missed!
  • Xehanort: Flaws?
  • Mirage: Of course. For starters, Cynder is involved in the group! And that overgrown monkey Blot only has interest in Spyro and Kairi! He'll kill off the ones unnecessary for his mysterious grand scheme.
  • Xehanort: WHAT?!?
  • Teen Mang: Should we warn the master? I mean, after he's done with his 'private meeting' with Chrysalis?
  • Mirage: Why would those two have a private meeting?
  • Teen Mang: ...Girl, you really want me to answer that?
  • Xehanort: We should do that after their, "meeting", TM. Also, I'm beginning to develop the perfect plan that will use Blot's interest in both Kairi and Spyro to our advantage.
  • Mirage: Just to make sure its 100% foolproof, we're all ears.
  • Teen Mang: What is it?
  • Xehanort: Well, according to the ancient tales of the First Cartoonian War of yore and the Keyblade War, there was a notorious young pirate who is a keyblade wielder with a heart that's as black as darkness itself.
  • Saix: But, wasn't he just a Pirate legend? A myth?
  • Teen Mang: Why would a guy like Blot waste time going after a legend? I mean, besides the fact pirates are superstitious people.
  • Xehanort: Here comes the next part of my story which launched Blot's desire for it, Teen Mang. The young man's love of piracy, gold and carnage was so fierce, he and his crew plundered so many worlds of it's precious wealthy resources without getting caught by the authorities and the British Royal Navy. As the raids and pillaging continued, his plunder became huge as a dragon's hoard.
  • Teen Mang: You mean he's loaded?
  • Mirage: With all due respect, Xehanort, why would you tell us this superstitious tale?
  • Xehanort: Because Mirage, the legend said that this young man knew an uninhabited island far away in the Desteny Islands Ocean, and he hid his treasure with the Island's tall and lonely peak which contains a hidden cave area which is sealed by a magic door which looks like the side of the mountain and only a keyblade wielder can unlock the keyhole of this door and open the passage. Also, Captain Blot happens to be in posession of the young man's treasure map.
  • Saix: You mean 'he' was for real?!
  • Mirage: Strange. How come this map wasn't found by someone else before?
  • Xehanort: Because no one expected the pirate captain's crew's descendents to know where the map was except for Blot. In the end, the map became Blot's birthright to be a pirate and his ambition to find a keyblade wielder to help him find the treasure ever since.
  • Teen Mang: Ok, we know why he wants Kairi, but what does he need Spyro for? If anything, all he needs is Kairi, and he'll just kill off Spyro with the others.
  • Xemnas: Perhaps you have forgotten about his inheritage and true destiny as the Purple Dragon, regarding Kingdom Hearts?
  • Teen Mang: Well, I'm not sure if Spyro's the EXACT purple dragon Blotty wants, but something else is buzzing me head. Okay, I would understand why he would want to kill the ponies off and that useless baby dragon and the annoying bug, Maleficent's former errand boy and it's clear he already has a griffin, but why kill off Cynder? She's all powerful! Why doesn't he want her as much as he wants the Purple Dragon?
  • ???: Perhaps, that is our fault. (Captain Skabb, and Scratch and Sniff appeared)
  • Teen Mang: How is it your fault, guys?
  •  Scatch:All pirates became fearful of ever making Cynder their prisoner since the Apes are so interested in her.
  • Teen Mang: You mean right after Spyro creamed you after Gaul kidnapped Cynder back when Malefor came back during the Night of Eternal Darkness?
  • Mirage: So it would seem.
  • Young Xehanort: Well then, what we have have found out now has become a momentuous turn of events.
  • Teen Mang: But it doesn't fully answer my question on why he would kill Cynder.
  • Ansem "Seeker of Darkness": It's obvious that unlike us, Cynder is no use to Blot.
  • Teen Mang: Is he some kind of idiot?! Cynder sunk an entire city, took the life of a mermaid queen and was once leader of, well, us! HOW IS THAT NOT USEFUL?!
  • Mirage: ENOUGH! Blot is just like the other OC villains who had problems with the Lodgers in the past season, they are unaware of Cynder's past and no one knows about that and our plans execpt the Lodgers, The High Council and most importantly us.... As far as we're currently aware of anyway. I might be surprised if Cynder's former allience with us is fairly commen placed knwledge.
  • Teen Mang: Yeah, I figured as much, but there's only one more question that remains.
  • Mirage: What is it now?
  • Teen Mang: What does Xehanort mean about using Blot's plans for Spyro and Kairi to our advantage?
  • Xehanort: That's where Cobra comes in. After Blot's, barbaric practices are done, Mang will manipulate the fool's mind into, after accomplishing his simple greed lust quest, he will just turn over Spyro and Kairi to us instead of keeping them for his own uses.
  • Teen Mang: But, if Blot kills Cynder, won't Master Mang kill us for not saving her life before so? I mean, he clearly mentioned he plots to get her back to him. He's still, not playing with a full deck in terms of villainy.
  • Mirage: Oh that won't be nessesary, Teen Mang. Because Cynder is still a traitor in the eyes of my father for helping Spyro defeat him.
  • Xehanort: Also, Blot's desire for gold and his plans to use Spyro and Kairi to help him find the treasure will become the key to the Lodgers' undoing as well as sealing SpongeBob's fate.
  • Teen Mang: But our master still values Cynder as a daughter, and your just gonna let her die? That's asking for the master to betray all of us and destroy us all! That fact he can still bond with someone can still be a danger to us and the grand plan. His corruption engry is not as strong anymore ever since Cynder became a louger, it's a contributing factor next to the imcompidence of OC villains and our rivals in the Scourge and Team Nefarious.
  • Xehanort looked away for a bit, secretly smiling as if this news is pleasent to him. It's like, he's hiding a secret. Luckly for him, none of the others seemed to have noticed... Unknown to Xheanort's knowledge, all but Saix, who looks as if he's hiding a secret as well.
  • Mirage: (Surprised) You posess a good arguement. Even without the medallian of Darkspawn hands, he poses a great threat to those that betray him so harshly. Poor little well meaning Jungie is but a light-hearted exsample how well he handles our leage's, current dysfuctionally. Perhaps if we resurrect Cynder, and re-corrupt her to our side again, that should prevent Mang from going nuts with fatherly revenge. Satisfied?
  • Teen Mang: It might be crazy, but it just might work. Master will have his daughter back, we'll finally have Kairi in our grasp, Malefor and the Darkspawn will be back and Spyro is as good as Xehanort's final 13th vessel.
  • Xehanort still kept his smile. He looks as if something else would happen, then resumes to play along again.
  • Xehanort: Good, Teen Mang. Perceptive, and here comes the best part of my plan. We all know that standing in the way of a pirate's greedlust quest and messing with the things they love is considered a death sentence, correct?
  • Scratch: No pirate or scavenger is not like that, says I!
  • Xehanort: If we are to expect that if the Lodgers will eventually find out and come find Spyro and Kairi, Blot will do what we couldn't do: dispose of the Lodge and take SpongeBob's life. And once his soul is in our posession...
  • Saix: We'll be one step closer to acomplishing our goal.
  • Teen Mang: Yeah, and we know what will happen next when the High Council fails to find their fourteen lights, right?
  • Mirage: Evil paradise awaits! Honestly, why didn't Cobra think of this before?
  • Saix: Well, Blot was never a problem to us before back then until sometime recently when our supplies started to deminish. Conveinently after Mang failed to win Blot over to our side when he found out we're helping the darkspawn escape, discovering they hate Darkspawn, and punished Mang in such a humiliating display. This plan is a kingspin play: if even the Louger's win, we're happly free of those pirates. Sort of a, win-win if you will. We'll be rid of a nuisence, one way or another.
  • Mirage: There is one thing that bugs me. Cobra might not stand just watching his adoptive daughter suffer at the hands of a pirate primate, given the knowledge we have, and might do something to prevent her due punishment for being a goody goody pest, and then, Jungie would not be the only one feeling his unbridled wrath! Anyone has ideas we keep Cobra from doing that?
  • Xigbar: Well, you got me there.
  • Teen Mang: WAIT!!! I got it! Since Xehanort planned to have our master manipulate Blot into giving Spyro and Kairi to us after he gets what he wants, why don't we get him to manipulate Blot into sparing Cynder's life while he's at it. So, L.C will not only have his daughter back, he won't be on our case and wipe Cynder's memory of being good again.
  • Mirage: It would feel unsatisfying to allow Cynder go somewhat unpunished. But then again, I think that we all can agree Cynder suffered enough by being humiliated by a bunch of pirates is a survicable punishment?
  • Xigbar: I think it's good enough for me.
  • Young Xehanort: My thoughts exactly
  • Mirage: Then it's settled, Spyro and Kairi will be in our hands, Cynder will return to the darkness, after the pirates do the service of punishing her for her treachery, Father and the Darkspawn will return once Kairi and her fellow six Princesses serve their purpose, Spyro will become Xehanort's last vessel, SpongeBob will be dead, The χ-blade will finally be forged by my father once he has SpongeBob's soul and evil paradise will be born in a United Universe under Villain League and Darkspawn rule. Teen Mang, Young Xehanort, do be sweethearts and assemble the other Leaguers. I do believe a celebration for the success of Cobra's ingenius plan is in order. 
  • Teen Mang: You got it, your grace! (Everyone in the room cackles as thunder is heard and lightning flashes)
  • Mirage: I always LOVE an evil laugh after devising an ingenius plan.

An Uncharted Island

  • Jake: (A crashed spaceship is seen) Well, we could've handled the landing a little better.
  • Tavin: Well, its a good thing the scuba equipment survived the crash.
  • Jake: Ok Tavin, we'll make camp here for the night. The Sun's going down and we should rest up before we look for clues in the ocean on where Tasmantis might be located, good plan?
  • Tavin: Do we have too?
  • Jake: It's dangerous to swim after dark. Sharks and other ocean predators tend to be active during the night.
  • Tavin: Oh, fine! Underwater's insanely not bright at night, anyway.

Chapter 8- A Bad Welcome

Blot's ship.

  • Spyro: (Wakes up to find that he has been tied up to a shipmast, seeing his friends tied up like animals while being tortured by the pirates) Guys?
  • Frank: Hello, purple boy!
  • Blackfang: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! (Laughs)
  • Spyro: Oh, no! Kairi, where are you?
  • Black Parrot: We got you good, Mon Sherries!
  • Pinkie: We're not cherries!
  • Crazy Leg Fry: Put a cork in it, Spassy Pie before I brake your neck, tear your heart out and eat it!
  • Pinkie: EWW! THAT IS DISGUSTING!! Hey, aren't rabbits vegitarians?
  • Fry: ...DAMN IT, SHE SAW THROUGH MY BLUFF!!
  • Spyro: Kairi? Are you there?
  • Kairi: (Tied to a pole with Riku) Over here.
  • Riku: (Dubbed as Diego) Welcome to the party.
  • Blot: (Appears in front of Spyro) Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
  • Spyro:...That's your foot.
  • Blot: (Chuckles) Nothing gets by you, does it?
  • Kairi: (While struggling with the ropes binding her wrists behind her back) What do you guys want from us, anyway?
  • Blot: I bet you're feeling lost. Scared. Confused! Allow me to explain! Help me out, Boys! (Music plays)
  • Frank: Ooh, the captain's gonna sing a shantee! (Fluttershy whimpers)

This song plays

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Blot's song

  • Frank: Good shantee, sir.
  • Trixie: What the hell was that? And secondly, I'm suppose to be scared of a monkey, the easter bunny, and a huge tub of fur?
  • Frank: HEY! Stella ain't THAT fat!
  • Stella: She meant you, Frank.
  • Slyler: I got this captain! (Gets out a roll of ductape, tears a piece and puts it in Trixie's mouth) There, problem solved.
  • Spyro: And your name is Captain Blot? Well, you know, I have a hunch to put in uh.., I wouldn't name myself after it. 
  • Captain Blot: (Laughs) Hey, thats funny. Your a funny guy. But a wicked sense of humor is not how I became the ruthless pirate I am today. (Shows a fightning display of razor sharp claws on his fingers) THESE...made me the ruthless pirate I am today!
  • Rarity: A bad manicure made you a criminal? Well, it's a good thing I know a stylish Spa Pony that does a wondrous mane Pedy. (Rainbow Dash sighed in annoyance)
  • Applejack: Rarity, this ain't exactly a good time to offer body-care advice.
  • Sparx: (Inside a jar with holes) So, why 'Blot'? Were your claws able to crush an ink pen when you were born?
  • Blot: You don't get it, dragonfly? Okay, then! (Goes over to Fluttershy, cuts her binds which causes Fluttershy to go upsidedown while screaming) Let me give you a visual need. I just gently press here...(Touches Fluttershy's belly with his finger)
  • Fluttershy: (Giggles) Hey, that tickles!
  • Blot: ...and I quickly slit your belly like THIS! (Quickly slides his claw down Fluttershy's belly without wounding her as she continues laughing, then realises Blot was demonstrating how he kills people, then quickly screams in shock)
  • Fry: And then splotches of blood come gushing out of your stomach like a shaken soda can! (Chuckles)
  • Sparx: I still don't get it.
  • Rarity: Gross!
  • Twilight: Don't you EVER do that again, you dumb monkey!
  • Slyler: May I request silencing the two other unicorns as well, Captain?
  • Blot: Nah, let them off the hook...for now.
  • Slyler: Aye aye, sir!
  • Blot: Now, where do I begin on why I REALLY need you misfits?
  • Frank: Tell them about your birthright, sir.
  • Spyro: Birthright?
  • Gilda: There's a birthright to be a pirate?
  • Blot: As a matter a fact, there is. First Mate, could you bring me my prize posession so I can show this dragon and human girl the destiny that awaits them, please?
  • Vanessa: Aye aye, Captain.
  • Pinkie: YAY! SHOW AND TELL!!
  • Spyros Group: Pinkie!
  • Blot (to both Spyro and Kairi): Hey, after I show you two of why I need you, I have a feeling that we're gonna be good friends already.
  • Kairi: I doubt it. Friends do not attack friends.
  • Vector: Ohhhh, the girl's got a pretty smart mouth for a Keyblade-wielding girl.
  • Twilight: I have to remember that for my studies! Oh wait! it's something I automatically know.
  • Blot: I'm gonna ignore that because I'm in such a good mood.
  • Vanessa (Returning with a rolled up scroll): Here you go, Captain. (Hands it to Blot)
  • Pinkie (stupidly amazed): Ohh, Paper!
  • Twilight: If I wasn't tied down, I'd facehoof right now.
  • Blot: Anyway, (Getting the paper unrolled) Me and my crew are going on this treasure hunt, hidden in a tall peak on an island far away from the civilised island terratories. We're seeking a treasure that will soon be ours, plus it is apart of a great history regarding those two wars and the importance of your kind, purple lad.
  • Spyro: What?
  • Spyro's group: What?
  • Spike: What you talking about, primate?
  • Blot: Ok then, maybe you should have a look at this. (Opens the paper to show Spyro an illustration of an encharted island with a huge mountain underneath a familier heart-shaped moon with a grown adult Purple Dragon looking at it on the summit of the mountain with a hand pointing to the mountainside)
  • Spyro: What? But, that dragon is not me! You don't actually think he's me, do you?
  • Blot: Well, duh, of course not! Who do you take me for, someone like Frank? But, I think your missing the point! I ain't after the dragon in the picture!
  • Twilight: And is that heart-shaped moon what I think it is?
  • Sparx: I don't like where this is going! Please tell me this island is not a key to a heartless-related apocalypse!
  • Blot: No, it's not that either! But it's Kingdom Hearts related!
  • Spyro: Ok, what's the catch behind this treasure and why is it connected to me and my inheritage to Kingdom Hearts?
  • Twilight: (Sarcastly) Oh yeah, enlighten us.
  • Blot: Vanessa, would you do the honors?
  • Vanessa: Blot is after a treasure that will soon be rightfully ours. This map has been made by the owner of the treasure, which happens to be a Keyblade-Wielding pirate during the First Cartoonian War and the Keyblade Wars when the Purple Dragons ruled Kingdom Hearts alongside the famed χ-blade.
  • Spyro: Wait, you mean that stupid fairytale about a Keyblade-Wielding pirate? Keyblades are weapons of pureness, they would never choose-
  • Blot: Lad, this guy, had a heart of pure darkness. In fact, this map is made in his own writing. (At the bottom of the map, they see an illustration of a pirate holding both his sword in his left hand and a keyblade in his right)
  • Spyro: But I don't understand how he, a simple pirate no less, could be in posession of a keyblade. Only those of keyblader heritage can-
  • Blot: Still not convinced? Well I guess your not ready for my little offer I'm about to make to you and your keyblade lady friend. Tell you what though, I'll give you both time to consider joining me while we continue to give your friends our pirate hospitality.
  • Gilda: You call tying us up like animals hospataility?
  • Rarity: They're criminals, what did you expect? Luxury Spa? Although that would be nice for my pores.
  • Blot: Ok, boys, continue your fun with our guests except little miss Kairi and the purple lad.
  • Blot's Crew: Aye aye, Captain.
  • Pinkie: Oooh, This will be fun! Does this cruise have parties and entertainment?
  • Gilda: Haven't you realized by now that THIS IS NOT A CRUISE?!
  • Riku: Uh, Gilda, I don't think it's a good time to give Pinkie heck right now. (The Pirates continue their fun tormenting Spyro's group exept for Spyro and Kairi).

The Dragon Realms- The Temple

  • Girl Sora: (The Lodgers are done packing their things and loading their luggage into the van) Well, that's the last of our luggage.
  • Lord Shen: Ok, our plan is simple. We head to Kairi's old hometown in Destiny Islands, then we'll assemble a crew, get a ship, and begin our quest! Any questions?
  • Ricky: Is there gonna be bathroom breaks?
  • Lord Shen: Maybe once in awhile, but I request you go before we leave. Space is a confusing, and complacating travel! Not to mention, extended.
  • Ricky: You heard the white turkey, folks, if you need to use the bathroom now, DO IT!
  • Mr Dodo: Shen, my boy, I have already made the arrangements for a sea vessel off screen.
  • Lord Shen: You did?
  • Mr. Dodo: I never kid when it comes to sailing, Shen! Back in Wonderland, I always traveled in it's seas on a toucan!
  • Lord Shen: Wha....?
  • Icky: Don't ask. People from Wonderland tend to do crazy things.
  • Mr. Dodo: But that's not actually the point. The point is that off screen, I have written letters to some of my old friends and colleagues from my old adventures at sea. Also, I've bought us one of my most favorite vessels, one of which is one of the most largest seafaring ships that ever plowed the waves.
  • Lord Shen: Wow, your normally one of the less serious ones.
  • Mr. Dodo: Wonderlandians are not famous for taking most situations seriously, true. But our dear queen Cynder is in peril, and ever since she saved us from the Queen of Hearts' tyranny, we must do what we can to help her in her great time of need.
  • Lord Shen: Well, Cynder is like a daughter to me. I share the need to ensure those gold-hoarding savages don't even lay a finger-tip on her! (Suddenly, Shen is hit on the head by a cane that came from a hole in a tree) WHO DARES ASSAULT ME?! (Brings out spear)
  • Boss Wolf: Uh, sir, I think it came from in there! (Shen and Boss Wolf hear some muttering inside the tree)
  • Lord Shen: What the devil? (Gets hit on the head by the cane again) OW!!!
  • Granny Gricky: (Peeking out of the hole)  Dag nabbit! I'm trying to sleep!
  • Lord Shen: Will you kindly refrain from poking me, Madam?
  • Icky: Criminitly, Granny! How did you get in that tree? (Turning to the Boy Digidestined and their Digimon) Who was watching her after I took her on the tour of the Temple and to the restroom?
  • Tai and Matt: IT WAS HIM! (Pointing to each other) WHAT?! YOU DIRTY RAT!!
  • Missing Link: Uh, guys, now's not the time to fight like animals here.
  • Granny Gricky: (Pointing at Sora, Donald and Goofy) Hey, you three! You boys wanna get me outta here?
  • Donald: Oh, no.
  • Goofy: Gawrsh.
  • Boy Sora: Ok, we'd better tower this! (The three boys go over to pull Granny Gricky out of the tree hole)
  • Granny Gricky: Come on! Pretend I'm a dessert, that should motivate you.
  • Lord Shen: (To Tai, Matt, T.K., Joe, Izzy and their Digimon) Gentlemen, see if you can help Boy Sora, Donald and Goofy extract the Prehistoric One's Grandmother from that tree.
  • Joe: D'oh, do we have too?
  • Tai: Oh, we might as well get it over with! (The Digidestiend boys and their Digimon come over and got ready to help Boy Sora, Donald, Goofy pull Gricky out of the hole)
  • Lord Shen: All right, gentlemen, when Boss Wolf gives you the count of three, pull the Prehistoric One's grandmother out of that hole as quickly as you can, pretend its one of the goatman's training sessions on team work.
  • Phil: But with a twist your getting an old grouchy coot out of a tree!
  • Gricky: I HEARD THAT, CAN-BREATH!
  • Boss Wolf: Ok boys! One....
  • Girl Sora: I can't watch this (Turning away with her eyes closed)
  • Boss Wolf: Two...
  • Mimi: Me neither! (Covers her eyes with her hands)
  • Boss Wolf: Two in a half...Two and three quarters...two and 4 quarters-
  • Lord Shen: Would you get on with it?!
  • Old Man: Get on with it!
  • Man: Yes, get on with it!
  • Army: YES!! GET ON WITH IT?! (Monty Python reference)
  • Boss Wolf: OK, OK, OK! ALRIGHT BOYS.....THREE!!!!
  • Mimi: EEP! (The boys begining pulling Gricky)
  • Lord Shen: That's it, you're doing great!
  • Phil: Come on boys! Put your backs into it! Keep pulling!
  • Matt: (While pulling) YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH!!!!
  • Batty: (His wire antenna sparked and is now a sports news man) Welcome to the wild world of Shell Lodger Sports, ladies and gentelmen!
  • Tai: NOT HELPING, BATTY!
  • Lord Shen: The old woman is almost out! Keep pulling.
  • Joe: WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER IF YOU HAD MERLIN USE HIS MAGIC TO TELEPORT HER OUT?!
  • Lord Shen: ...SHOOT! I SHOULD'VE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
  • Boss Wolf: Well, too late now, cause look. (Gricky is pulled out of the tree causing the boys to fall backwards and Gricky is about to land on her grandson and Iago)
  • Iago: (To the viewers) This is going to hurt.
  • Gricky: HEADS UP, MORONS! (SLAM)
  • Icky: OH-OW!
  • Iago: ACK!
  • Everyone: Oh!
  • Iago: It's gonna be one of those trips!
  • Batty: (Still in his sports anchor channel): And this beautiful display of pulling and landing is brought to you by...Trees! (An image of a rainforest is seen) They're evreywhere, get used to it!
  • Lord Shen: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
  • Yucky: (Laughing) Nice landing, Granny!
  • Banzai: Are we gonna go yet?! THIS DANG EPISODE IS STRECHED OUT ENOUGH AS IT IS WHEN TMAN IS BEHIND THE BOARDS!!
  • Tman's Voice (which almost sounds like god): Not yet, there's still one more comical scene and an announcement from the High Council and Celestia.
  • Shenzi (Sighs): Oh, alright, since this is a comedy show, well just have to get this over with.
  • Tizzy: That was totally wicked, man! (Fidget laughs, and Icky gets up)
  • Icky: Oh hardy har! It's too laugh! I'm for comedy as much as the next guy, but let's get the damn plot forward and actually make sense to try and save Kairi from possably being abused by pirates.
  • Gricky: All those plant eaters and the sharpteeth were noisier than you clowns!
  • Tman: On second thought, I'll do the next comedy scene and the announcement scene in Part 2 while you guys are still getting ready to cast off just to avoid another plot stretch. But for now, lets quit to the next scene.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Donkey) Oh, finally!
  • Banzai: Oh, thank god!
  • Shenzi: Thank you, Tman!
  • Spongebob: You know Scroopfan, you can go ahead and cut to the next scene now.

Uncharted Island

  • Jake: (Tavin was studing the map, while Jake was lounging) So, Tavin, when we discover Tasmantis, if it really does exist, what are you gonna do there? Just curious.
  • Tavin: Oh yee of little faith. When I find Tasmantis, I'm gonna live there, and get a girlfriend that does not look like me!
  • Jake: Ya' still holding on to that sad tale of yours when all the Sheilas look like girl versions of you?
  • Tavin: In a nutshell, yes I am! (Tavin looks to see a Tasmanian tiger skeleton) HOLY SHRIMP ON A BARBIE DOLL! HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS GUY BEFORE?!? (Jake begins to investigate the skeleton by sniffing it out and sees its arm pointing at something)
  • Jake: The blighter's pointing at something!
  • Tavin: Weird, when people die, they don't normally just point. If anything, logic dictates that the limbs go limp. (Suddeny both Jake and Tavin pause then look to see that the arm is pointing out into the ocean)
  • Jake: Wonder what the poor dumb bastard's pointing at.
  • Tavin: (While putting on a scuba mask) Well there's only one way to find out. (Tavin goes over to where the skeleton is pointing, takes a deep breath and pokes his head underwater)
  • Jake: Well, what do you see?
  • Tavin: (Begins to see somthing shiny at the bottom of the sea, and resurfaces) Something shiny.
  • Jake: Then let's suit up, go down there and find out what that shiny thing is, mate.
  • Tavin: Roger that, Buddy!

A few mintues later...

  • Jake: (He and Tavin are now dressed with their scuba gear) We're all set.
  • Tavin: Time to get this party started.  (They jump) CANNONBALL! (Splash, then the two swim down to the shiny object at the bottom of the sea. The shiny object is some form of strange, golden medallian)
  • Jake: Oh, crikey! Look at this golden medallian!
  • Tavin: (Picks up the medallian and the both have a look at it) Look! It has a Tasmanian tiger on it! SEE? I TOLD YA!
  • Jake: I'm still skeptical, but I am curious to find out more about the origin of this medallian.
  • Tavin: Well, at least nothing can ruin this awsome discovery. (A whale sound is heard, and Tavin and Jake looked up)
  • Jake: HOLY DOOLY! (A scarred killer whale charges forth)
  • Tavin: Is that...an ORCA?!?
  • Jake: We better make ourselves scarce, and fast, mate! (Tavin and Jake hide in a kelp field ,and the killer whale swims through)
  • Tavin: Okay, why are we hiding from a whale? They normally just eat krill, right? (Suddenly a swarm of krill swim right through Jake and Tavin)
  • Krill: SWIM AWAY!!!!
  • Tavin: Oh hey, krill! (Suddenly, Jake turns to see the scarred killer whale right behind them)
  • Jake: SWIM FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE!!!! (The whale opens its mouth and traps Jake and Tavin inside. Then the whale hears a high pitched whistle in the distance)

Blot's Ship

  • Twilight: Who are you calling for?
  • Blot: My pet Orca whale, Slaymu, lass.
  • Fluttershy: (looking scared) O-Or-Orca Whale?
  • Trixie: (Muffles with duct tape on her mouth)
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) Silly monkey, orcas aren't THAT bad.
  • Fluttershy: Whew!
  • Twilight: Not true, Pinkie. Orcas are also known to be killers. Hence their nickname, "Killer Whale".
  • Applejack: Now how in tarnation could a whale be dangerous?
  • Crazy Leg Fry: Because, the Captain's pet is the ultimate killing machine in the ocean. It can even tear a scaredy pegasus pony's wings right out of their sockets!
  • Fluttershy:...Meep.
  • Red Stella: It even chomped a great white's head clean off, then ate the rest of it in just 2 bites.
  • Blot: Vanessa, fetch my grappling hook! 
  • Vanessa: Aye-aye, sir! (Gets him his grappling hook)
  • Blot: Alright, then! (After Vanessa hands him his grappling hook) Let's see what our catch of the day is today, shall we? (A whale sound is heard, and Slaymu emerges from the surface, approaches Blot's ship and opens his mouth revealing Jake and Tavin still alive)
  • Tavin: My goggles! They're blinding me! I'll grab anything if it gets me out of here!
  • Jake: I can't see a bloody thing either! And I think I have a fish that has a big grip on my entire underside! (Suddenly Tavin is grabbed by the grappling hook. Tavin freaked out, and grabbed Jake and the medalllian on impluse)
  • Tavin: SOMETHING HAS US!! (Blot reels them in and smiles at them wickedly)
  • Tavin: I still can't see a thing! What has us? (Tavin takes off his goggles and sees Blot smirking at him)
  • Tavin: Yikes!...You need a breath mint! (Blot laughs as his crew appear to see what Blot had fished out)
  • Blot: Welcome aboard, mates!
  • Jake: (Taking off the goggles) Aw, struth! (The Pirates laughed as they drew out their weapons and hold the two at weapon point)
  • Tavin: HOLY PIRATE SHIP!!!!!

Blot's Ship- Prison and Torture Area

  • Tavin: (Jake is now locked in a cage while Tavin was seen on the rack (Mideval torture device) which is being operated by Slyler and Vector while Blot and most of the other pirates watched and watched poor Tavin getting stretched) What you guys are doing is unethical!
  • Diyaln: Hey, we're just doing this for fun, alright?
  • Tavin: (Dubbed as Centipede from James and the Giant Peach) Please, guys. I got a long history of cramp problems ever since I broke out of the cloning facility in Australia. And I don't need them to get any...(Slyler kept turning the wheel while Tavin's body stretched)...LONGER!!!! (Screaming in pain)
  • Jake: (Wincing at Tavin's torture) ("Hang in there mate. once the coast is clear, I'm gonna break us out of here! I just need to wait for these buggers to be finsihed first, so, be a trooper until then.") (Vector and Slyler continued operating the rack and there was a crack in Tavin's spine)
  • Tavin: OW!...Hey, that one felt pretty good this time. (Suddenly Tavin hears some footsteps and turns to see Mighty Bull with a double bladed ax coming towards him while bellowing in the process) Hey, its Paul Bunyan coming to cut me some slack!
  • Mighty Bull: Oh, I'll 'cut' you alright. Literally! (Mighty Bull got his ax ready to chop poor Tavin in half)
  • Tavin: Hey, dude. Your aiming a little low.
  • Vector: Oh, this is gonna be deliciously messy!
  • Jake: Tavin, I hate to brake this too you while your being tortured but, THAT BUGGER'S GONNA CUT YOU IN HALF!!!
  • Tavin: WHAT?!? Hey, wait a minute, I don't look good with a fur cut especially taking off the middle! Plus, I'm allergic to getting half my body chopped off! (Mighty Bull prepares the finishing blow) AW MAN! LIFE SUCKS!! (Before Mighty Bull can bring the blow, an argument is suddenly heard)
  • Mighty Bull: Huh?
  • Vecter: That can't sound good.
  • Slyler: We'd better check this out!
  • Captain Blot: Oh and Mighty Bull, The poor runt suffered enough so, I'll leave Lucy in charge of him.
  • Lucy: Aye, Aye, Captain. (Gets a mermaid costume) Oh, I think I found the perfect way to humiliate you, honey bun! 
  • Tavin: You're kidding me, right? You've just gotta be.

Ship Deck

  • Blot: Okay, what the hell is going on here? We were in the middle of messing around with that weird dog thing with his little rat thing!
  • Martha: Captain, Crazy Leg Fry is in the middle of an argument with the white unicorn who's asking us to treat her like some kind of princess or something!
  • Crazy Leg Fry: Yeah, Captain! That white one's whining is really starting to get to me!
  • Rarity: I am NOT whining! I am merely complaining! Do you pirates want to hear whining? (Whines) THIS IS WHINING! OHH, THESE ROPES ARE TOO TIGHT! YOUR ALL TOO SMELLY! MY HOOVES ARE SORE! YOU'RE ALL BEING MEAN TO MY FRIENDS! AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POO?!
  • Martha: Captain's fault! He never wipes his poopdeck when he poops in the poopdeck
  • Blot: HEY!
  • Serenia: SLYLER!!!! PUT A CORK IN THAT UNICORN!!!!
  • Rarity: THIS ROPE IS TIGHT, AND YOU ALL HAVE BAD HYGIENE! AND THIS PLACE IS A MES- (Slyler gets out the roll of ductape again, gets a peice and puts it on Rarity's mouth) MMPPH! MPPPHPHMMMPHMHPHHM!
  • Slyler: There, that will keep her quiet.
  • Blot: Good fox, Slyler.
  • Lucy: Ok, everyone, our new court jester is ready!
  • Pinkie: But I thought this was a pirate ship, not a courthouse. (Lucy reveals Tavin who is about 9 inces tall from the rack now dressed in a mermaid costume)
  • Lucy: Dance for our guests, dog boy (Gets a whip and hits him with it making Tavin dance)
  • Pinkie: Hey, this really is a party cruise after all!
  • Twilight: (Frustratedly groans)
  • Spyro: Tavin?
  • Kairi: Tavin Tanner? Is that you?
  • Gilda: You guys know this unlucky sap?
  • Sparx: Yeah, it's short of a long story.
  • Tavin: Spyro, Kairi, Sparx and Cynder! Ain't you four a sight for sore Tasmanian tiger eyes!
  • Blot: YOU?! A TASMANIAN? (Laughs, and the other pirates laughed with him) I knew the weird dog thing would make a good jester!
  • Tavin: I'll talk later guys, 'cause I am in a serious fix right now!  (The Pirates laughed as Tavin kept dancing for them)

Destiny Islands- Kairi's Hometown

  • We see a beautiful sunset over the Destiny Islands while a certain seagull from the Little Mermaid is about to enjoy his dinner which is a crab on a dock but is being annoyed by the Seagulls from Finding Nemo.
  • Nemo Seagulls: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
  • Scuttle: (Dubbed as Nigel the Pelican) OH WILL YOU JUST SHAAAADAAAAP!!!!! You're all a bunch of rats with wings! I normally don't insult members of my own spieces but WOW, are you annoying! (The Nemo seagulls are still chanting 'mine') (Suddenly a familier van appears from the sky and starts landing on the road, and the Nemo Seagulls flew off in panic, still shouting 'mine')
  • Scuttle: Oh, finally! (The Lodgers got out of the van single file along with Icky's family)
  • Gloria: Well, we're here.
  • Spongebob: Destiny Islands, Kairi's old home before she accepted us as her new family, right, Gary?
  • Gary: Meow (Translation: Yep) 
  • Girl Sora: So, this is where Kairi grew up huh?
  • Icky: I'm for sight-seeing as much as the next guy, but don't we have a rescue mission ot something?
  • Ricky: What's the rush son? Can we at least do a little sight seeing while you spend time with your family?
  • Mr. Dodo: My old colleges and vessel won't be ready until tomorrow anyway.
  • Icky: But what if those pirates kill off our friends before then? (Everyone gasped)
  • Mr. Dodo: Never thought about that. Perhaps we can convince my colleagues to make it a little more sooner.
  • Lord Shen: Your argument is in a stong level, Prehistoric One, but it would be irresponsible of us to slack off in their time of need.
  • Yucky: In case anyone asks on why Icky is what he is, I'm just gonna say that he got it from Granny's side of the family.
  • Icky: Very funny, Yucky!
  • Sucky: Ick, If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're choosing your job over spending time with your family.
  • Ricky: Mr. SpongeBob, sir, could you and your fellow Lodgers excuse us for a few mintues while we have a little talk with Icky?
  • Icky: It's not that I want to spend time with my birth family, is just that I feel like taking this mission a tad more seriously, because lives are on the line! And if we end up screwing around, those pirates would kill them off by now! Also, Trixie dragged Gilda and those kids into another one of her hair-brained schemes! That's why we can't afford to screw around!
  • Lord Shen: He makes an interestingly valid point, Mr. Prehistoric One. It's screwing about in the Lodge's past that practically allows our enemies an advantage, and we simply can't afford doing that again, not with Kairi's life on the line, or that of innocent children, no less.
  • Soothsayer: Are you certain Spyro can't handle it?
  • Icky: Trust me, I looked up 'Pirates in Desteny Islands' on the Van's computer, and I think I know who would want to actually tango with Spyro. Somebody by the name of 'Captain Blot'." (Everyone gasps) Okay, seriously, even the Pooh Adventures Team doesn't gasp that much!
  • Yucky: Uh, who's Captain Blot?
  • Icky: I have no idea. But I figure he's some kind of spinoff of Captain Gutt from the 4th Ice Age movie. His crime records involve...well...pirating, and he's been a HUGE problem with the Villain League. He wants to become the self-appointed Master of the Seas, and he is after a historical and/or 'mythical' treasure that involes the legend about Purple Dragon lineage in Kingdom Hearts, the First Cartoonian War and, you guessed it, The Keyblade War itself.
  • Lord Shen: You mean that superstitious treasure of that keyblade pirate who I couldn't even remember his name? That's a bloody myth! I mean, I know pirates are strong belivers of old legends, but this?
  • Shifu: Icky might be on to something, Shen. let's not be doubtful of 'old legends'. A lot of things that were once thought to be myth had turned true. Remember how you doubted the prophecy of Po defeating you, and how well it turned out?
  • Lord Shen: Err...
  • Girl Sora: And remember when Kairi cured you of your evil self while she, Spyro and Po stopped Shadow Fagin in his tracks?
  • Lord Shen: "Okay, okay, no need to get Memory Lane involved! But please understand that I am, somewhat skeptical. I mean, if this, "Keyblade Pirate", is real, then where are his remains? Was he ever caught? I mean, he supposedly existed so long ago, everyone denied his existence just as much as everyone thought the very First Cartoonian War is just a fanatic's fairytale!
  • ???: A fanatic's fairytale, eh, China-man? (Everyone looks to see an aged sailor)
  • Icky: Uh-oh! One of the town's drunks! Take a step back everyone!
  • SpongeBob: Calm down, Icky. I'll handle this. (Clears his throat) Ahoy there salior. How are you doing?
  • Sailor: I be hearing that you were talking about the treasure of the United Universes, mateys!
  • Spongebob: That's correct, kind sir, so do you know anything about this historical and/or mythical treasure that involves the Keyblade War, the First Cartoonian War and the Purple Dragon reign of Kingdom Hearts?
  • Sailor: Know about it? (Hardy laughs) In my youth, I tried to find the treasure me-self!
  • Patrick: Did you?
  • Sailor: ...Would I still be in this rinky dink land-lubber town if I HAD found it?
  • Spongebob: Never mind my best friend, sir. So where did you hear about the treasure?
  • Sailor: Are you kidding, lad? I always grew up with the legend ever since me father told me about it! I became inspired to find the treasure and return the gold, to their rightful owners.
  • Lord Shen: But why did you call this place, and thy quote,"A rinky dink land-lubber town"? If anything, I figured you want that treasure to be rich. Just like any other pirate would do.
  • Sailor: I ain't that kind of sailor, boy-o! I'm actually a good-natured, honest man! I'm just more at home to the sea, says I! Land life is so, modernized and problem-filled these days.
  • Boss Wolf: So you're obsessed with this treasure?
  • Sailor: I wouldn't call it 'obsessed', wolf. Just, determined very greatly! I have a study! Come over to the home of old Shamus Poopdeck McFarty. (SpongeBob and Patrick snicker)
  • Po: Poopdeck McFarty? (Boss Wolf laughs)
  • Boss Wolf: Poopdeck McFarty?! Seriously!? (Laughs uncontrollably, and SpongeBob and Patrick fell apart laughing)
  • Patrick: POOPDECK MCFARTY?!? (Spongebob and Patrick laughed still, and Po joined in. Eventually, the laughing settled down)
  • Po: Why are we laughing?
  • Squidward: Oh, because that guy's name is Shamus Poopdeck McFarty? (Po, SpongeBob, Patrick and Boss Wolf resumed laughing)
  • Girl Sora: Um, Mr. Shamus, is it?
  • Shamus: Is it about me name? If so, no apologies are needed. It's my mistake saying me full name. It's doomed to be laughed at. Almost none can resist laugh at the words, 'Poopdeck McFarty'. (Po, Boss Wolf, SpongeBob, and Patrick laughed louder)
  • Po: Stop saying that! (Laughs) I'm gonna pee!
  • Girl Sora: Uh, yeah, about that, why are you named like that?
  • Shamus: Obiously, I got me name from me job at sea, swabbing the poop deck, lass.
  • Icky: What about McFarty? (POOT)
  • Everyone but Shamus: AWWWWW!!!
  • Shamus: That answer ye question?
  • Icky: Man, that smells worse than Granny's house.
  • Sucky: You mean the cabbage rolls and prune juice?
  • Icky: Bingo!
  • Spongebob: Oh, golly this is more awkward then the time Boy Sora and Shen did that 'Yo' momma fight' just so Sora could prove to Shen that he was good enough to go out with Kairi.

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  • Boy Sora: Yo' mamma's so stupid, she couldn't stop treating the wolves like dogs!
  • Lord Shen: Yo' mamma's so fat, the Panda would say 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!'
  • Boy Sora: Yo' mamma's so dumb, her brain was said to be 'the size of a pea...COCK!'
  • Lord Shen: Yo' mamma's so ugly, her Keyblade refused to fight alongside with her! (Everyone pauses)...Well...because it feared all the baddies would laugh at them both, and...they would be a disgrace, that's how ugly yo' mamma is...
  • Boy Sora: Yo' mamma's so stupid, she went to Shanghai to join a pirate crew! (Everyone cheers)
  • Icky: Boy Sora wins!
  • Boy Sora: So you still don't think I have what it takes to go out with Kairi?
  • Lord Shen: You've convinced me long enough with your persistence. I'll allow it. (Sighs)

Present

  • Shamus: Come friends, I want to show ye' me studies.
  • Boss Wolf: You guys go on ahead, I'll get us check into some hotel for the night.
  • Lord Shen: See that you do, Boss Wolf.

Shamus' House

  • Shamus: Welcome to me household. Me studies are upstairs. But can I get ye' anything before we head forward?
  • Boy Sora: The Digimon group and I will have some Pepsi or Coke if you got any.
  • Shamus: Sorry, but I ain't fond of landlubber drinks. I thought 'yall would be aware I have a problem with modernization of the worlds these days. I do have grog though. Good ol' classic and honest-to-goodness grog. Want some?
  • The Two Soras: Eww!
  • Tai: Thanks, but we'll pass. Besides, we're too young to have that stuff.
  • Patrick: What's grog?
  • Po: Uh, Patrick, maybe its best that we don't need to know about this one.
  • Shamus: Are ya sure? Don't let the name set ya' off! You see, The word 'grog' refers to a variety of alcoholic beverages. The word originally referred to a drink made with water or "small beer", or a weak beer, and rum, which British Vice Admiral Edward Vernon introduced into the Royal Navy on 21 of August 1740. (The Lodgers grow bored) Vernon wore a coat of grogram cloth and was nicknamed Old Grogram, or Old Grog. Modern versions of the drink are often made with hot or boiling water, and sometimes include lemon juice, lime juice, cinnamon or sugar to improve the taste. Rum with water, sugar, and nutmeg was known as bumbo and was more popular with pirates and merchantmen. And that's not all...

Hours Later...

  • Shamus: ... And that's why it's good.
  • Po: Wow! Surprisingly more appetizing than the name said.
  • Shamus: What, you didn't think there was something gross in there, did ya?
  • Tai: Well, we're just not interested either way. I guess we're just too landlubber to be like you sea-fairing folk, I guess.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, now that we got the grog thing out of the way, can we get down to business now about the treasure?
  • Shamus: Very well. My studies, everyone?

Shamus' Study Room

  • Lord Shen: (The Lodgers enter to see a massive collecton of sea-fairing equipment, sailor stuff and fishing gear) This is your study? Looks more like a garage.
  • Shamus: What did ye expect? I'm a sailor, not a scholar. (The Icky family was busy taking photos) Walk with me, I want to show ye' the portrait of the owner of that legendary treasure, mates.
  • Lord Shen: A painting? I'm sorry, but due to him being considered a myth, and that modern society requires photos as physical proof, I don't think a painting will prove his existence.
  • Shamus: That's another thing about these modern days. They don't care for old paintings, which back before yer' fancy cameras and video-makin' devices is good enough proof for anyone. But thanks to the ignorance of modern society, many a legend is considered a 'myth' because those smarty pants landlubbers never bothered to actually try to find the legend. Well, sorry if a legend does not just walk up to door and says "Hello, neighbor, I'm a legend of old!". It just doesn't work like that.
  • Icky: Actually, I think the Yeti does pizza deliveries now in the Fairly OddParents world.
  • Iago: Oh, of course, first he makes snow cones, now he sells pizza. What a silly turn of events.
  • Icky: Except it was in another world.
  • Shamus: Look, does anyone of ye' want to see the portrait or not?
  • Boy Sora: In case Shen is going to be judgmental again, yes.
  • Shamus: Okay...if I just know where I put the damn thing.
  • Lord Shen: You mean you have no recollection of where you keep a who-knows-how-old portrait of a mythical Keyblade pirate?
  • Shamus: Oh, that's right! I covered it up for dust cleaning. (We see a cloth above the study fireplace and Shamus pulls it to reveal the portait of a young man about Boy Sora's age and has black-spikey hair and wears a tricorne hat. He is armed with a keyblade and his pirate sword on an island as the background with his ship in the distance)
  • Lord Shen: Nice painting, but again, without more stronger proof, like photos, i'm just gonna assume it's a fictionalization. Strange that it bares a resemblance to the Keyblade boy, though.
  • Goofy: That is strange.
  • Shamus: Yargh, you still don't believe in the legend?
  • Lord Shen: Afraid not. I may be from a more traditional Chinese world, but that doesn't mean I have problems accepting the more modernized United Universes. Sorry, but I think this, Keyblading pirate, is just a myth unless I am persuaded otherwise.
  • Shamus: Oh...why am I always doubted?
  • Gricky: You're an alcohol-drinkin' moron, what do you think?
  • Icky: Granny!
  • Spongebob: We're very sorry about this, we'll be on our way now.
  • Shamus: Wait, don't go! Do you want to know what the owner of the treasure's name is and show you evidence that will convince your white bird friend otherwise?
  • Soothsayer: Afraid showing Shen otherwise will be impossible. Once that stubborn mind of his is set, he's considerably unreasonable.
  • Shamus: Hear me out, first. Know anyone from a mystical land of small horses called, "Equestia"?
  • Lord Shen: (Surprised) What are you saying, town drinky? What does Equestia have anything to do with a--
  • Shamus: Do you or not?
  • Lord Shen: Well, other than a good majority of our friends kidnapped by that sea ape, I do have an intertwined destiny with Princess Celestia.
  • Shamus: She is...immortal, right?
  • Lord Shen: And arguably 10,000 years or so old, but she kept herself in good shape if you catch my drift.
  • Shamus: Well, here's a tale that may interest ya'.

Equestia, Thousands of Years Ago

  • Painter: (She and Luna (Before becoming Nightmare Moon) are sitting in their thrones while a painter pony paints a portrait) Voila! Ze painting! She is fini!
  • Celestia: Good. You're free to leave, mon ami.
  • Painter: As you wish, your highness. (Leaves)
  • Luna: Sister, I love what is being done for us. We defeated Discord for some time now and already we are showered with wonderful gifts. Our parents will be proud of us.
  • Celestia: Speaking of which, they should be coming soon. (A guard burst through all of a sudden)
  • Guard: Your highness! We've got a problem!
  • Celestia: What?
  • Guard: It's regarding the ship of your parents! It's been attacked.
  • Celestia: (Gasps) Luna, we must see what's wrong! (They both teleport away)

Docks

  • (A ginormous pirate ship is seen over an Equestrian ship ,and pony seamen fought hard, but lost to the heavily armed pirates. Celestia and Luna's parents, King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight, are weakened in the battle. A silhouette of a mysterious pirate wielding an enchanted-looking sword and a Keyblade stepped forth)
  • Nightus: Who are you?! Why are you attacking us?
  • ???: (Laughing) Because, your majesty, I've come to claim the bountiful resources of your royal vessel. Tell you what, mate, how about you give it up nice and easy then I won't have to lay siege on your daughter's kingdom, sound like a fair offer?
  • Nightus: How could a Keyblade Master be so disgraceful as to do something like this?! I thought they were supposed to be about honor and valor, not greed and self importance.
  • ???: (Laughs at this) Well, I ain't that kind of Keyblade master, your highness. But ya' know, I really hate that it would have to come to this, but I'm afraid you forced me hand. (Turning to his heavily armed crew) Change of plans, lads! We plunder Equestria NOW! (The Pirates cheer with laughter as they prepare to lay siege on Equestria)

Celestia: (She and Luna see the whole thing from an island) Luna, sound the alarm! Call out the royal guard! Do it now! Our parents are in danger! It's a pirate attack!

  • Luna: But what sea bandit would be crazy enough attack gods, let alone Alicorns? And who would even use a Keyblade as a pirate weapon?
  • Celestia: Someone who has a heart as black as night, that's for sure.
  • (Shamus): That Keyblade-wieldin' pirate captain was a young teenager with a massive cut-throat crew who came to Equestria from the North. They appeared, literally from nowhere. (Pirates are seen charging to Equestia, and a pirate with a braided beard is seen throwing bombs at the buildings, laughing maniacally. A female cheetah pirate is seen running about, slicing through guards. A sophisticated crane pirate calmly and snootingly shot down pegasi guards. A British ancestral gorilla of Blot is seen crushing everything in his path. A vest-wearing pirate is seen commanding parrots into swooping down, attacking citizens, guards, and stealing money, food, and other things)

Nightus and Heavenslight's Ship

  • ???: Are ye' still gonna be defiant, or what?
  • Nightus: Fiend, one of these days, your comeuppance will come!
  • ???: Oh? And who's gonna be the moron to do it?! All those High Council clowns are wastin' their ever-jolly time fightin' Chernabog and those Darkspawn, allowing us mortal villains to basically do what the fuck we want! And I am just being one of those high-ranking takers! (Cackles)
  • Nightus: Don't underestimate the power of good, fiend! Your reign cannot last forever.
  • ???: And as of now, neither will you and your wife! (He slashes at Nightus and Heavenslight with the enchanted sword, then impales them with the Keyblade) As of now, your immortality is mine! Forever! Both that, AND your hearts! This pirate is here to get what he came for! (Cackles)
  • (Shamus): The Late King and Queen of Equestria fell that day to the enchanted sword and Keyblade of that teenage buccaneer, but his eyes were set on another great prize.

Canterlot

  • ???: (The same pirates from the town assault broke in, and the mysterious stranger appeared) Bomb-Beard, blow up that lock to the Elements! Fast-Teen, prepare to make a quick collection! Par-Rot, Blotter, and Sinsworth, you're the watch! (Sinsworth the Crane, Par-rot the vest pirate, and Blotter, Blots ansister, went out)
  • Bomb-Beard the Explosive Pirate: KA-BOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (He throws a bomb at the safe that contains the Elements of Harmony, destroying it, exposing the Elements chest)
  • (Shamus): Celestia and her followers tried valiantly to stop the young lad, but his powerful crew and his powerful greed was too strong! (Celestia and Luna barely stood, and the Mysterious Stranger, Blotter, Sinsworth, Par-rot, Fast-teen the cheetah, and Bomb-Beard surrounded them)
  • ???: I was expecting more from that demon, Discord's, defeaters!
  • Celestia: Our parents won't let you get away with this!
  • ???: Oh, I think I already did. After I drained your parents of their immortalities, claimed their hearts and finsihed them off in cold blood. (Celestia and Luna gasped. Tears slowly escaped their eyes) That's right. Where is your idiotic High Council NOW?! (The Pirates laughed at the two defeated Celestial Sisters) Now, if you don't want me to destroy their hearts forever, you will not interfere with our plunderin' operation! Now, I'd love to stay and watch you suffer, but I got some more plunderin' to do in other worlds.
  • Celestia: NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE! EQUESTIA NEED THE ELEMENTS FOR PEACE!
  • ???: Too bad, pretty-face! That's not our problem. Cheerio! (The pirates walked off cackling)
  • (Shamus): And that's how they lost the Original Elements of Harmony, before the eventual dark day when Nightmare Moon came forth.

Present

  • Shamus: The High Council, in shameful regret of allowing this to happen, intentionally made it that he would fall into myth! The modernization only helped it become a myth faster! But only true-believers know of him, says I! (Shen is expressionless)...Well?
  • Lord Shen: I...I'm at a crossroads. In one hand, I kinda want to believe you, but at the same time, I'm fully aware that your a town drunk. Forgive me, but I must confirm this with Celestia before I go around and believing someone who either knows better, or may just be a town drunk and a fanatic! I apologize, this is very strong in uncertainty! I must contact Celestia in the van now.
  • Shifu: Shen, I'm afraid reminding Celestia of what happened in her and Luna's past is a most unwise decision. Did you recall how furious Celestia was when I told her my vision of Kairi, Spyro and the others getting captured by Pirates?
  • Lord Shen: Well, I can't risk taking the words of a drunkman. What if he's wrong, or lying, or got it from a dream from drinking? What if this, Blot, is just a delusional fan-boy of a pirate chasing a myth. I'm just gonna have to risk it. And who knows? Maybe Celestia will clear this whole thing up. I mean, killing an Alicorn? That's just impossible even with enchanted weapons. They're gods! They can't die.
  • Shifu: Nothing is impossible, Lord Shen. Surely you would know that.
  • Lord Shen: My mind is already made up! I won't believe anything this old drunk said unless I am to inform Celestia.
  • Icky: Okay, it's your Chinese funeral, Shenny-boy.
  • Lord Shen: I promise you, Celestia is gonna clear this whole thing up.

Van

  • Lord Shen: (Turned on the Communication Device in the van, and contacts Celestia)
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, there's something I must ask of you.
  • Celestia: Shen, did you save Twilight and the others yet?
  • Lord Shen: Well, Dodo's in progress to speed up the preparing time thanks to Icky telling us to move it. He is uncharacteristically caring for the others. Then again, apparently Gilda was dragged into this by Trixie, so it's not surprsingly why Icky is more interested in getting the job done than screwing around. Anyway, I met with this local drunk with a disturbing name who claims that the pirates kidnapped the others because they want Spyro and Kairi to find some mythical Keyblade-wielding maniac's treasure, and...(Scoffs and laughs) I know your gonna laugh at this, this drunk said...(Scoffs, holding in laughter)
  • Celestia: I'm listening.
  • Lord Shen: (Scoffs) Sorry, it just sounds stupid, but...this pirate killed your parents! (Laughs) Can you believe such nonsense? A pirate killing Alicorns for immortality? I knew this Keyblade pirate nonsense was nonsense from the start coming from a town drunk. Everyone knows you Alicorns are gods. I mean, the very idea! (Laughs, then snaps himself out of it) Anyway, I hope you can clear this up. Is this true or not?
  • Celestia: Uh...Well, uh, it's good you came to me first. Yes, that drunk lied to you, Shen. I mean, since you said he was the town drunk, clearly he was drinking, and had a very pacific dream.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, thank goodness! For a second there, I was THIS close in believing that old fool! That man is clearly about as delusional as this ape-pirate Blot. In any case, we'll make swift work of that myth-following monkey. Goodbye, my sweet. (Lord Shen turns off Communications) Alright, it's time I teach that dirty liar a lesson. (Walks away)

Dragon Temple

  • Luna: Tia, that was a pretty risky move, even for you. Why did you lie? Everything this drunk said is true, and now Shen will use your false misleading against you. He might be ticked if he finds out you lied.
  • Celestia: Please understand, sister, I had to do it. No one, not even Shen, can ever find out the truth. Until I can find a more safer time to explain, I want them to believe that Captain Blot is just a superstitious and delusional ape following a time-old myth. I can't let them know the truth...yet.
  • Luna: But whoever this drunk is will end up being shunned for being mistaken for a liar and being delusional.
  • Celestia: A guilty sin I'll have to live with until I can have the perfect time to tell Shen everything.
  • Luna: (Sighs) I have pity for you, and this soon to be very-betrayed soul.

Shamus's House

  • Lord Shen: Well everyone, Celestia confirmed it. Shamus lied to us! He's nothing more then a delusional myth-follower like Blot. It was a mistake to follow him.
  • Icky: Pfft, of all the damn rotten tricks!
  • Shamus: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SHE SAY SUCH THI-- (Lord Shen points his spear torwords Shamus)
  • Lord Shen: The only reason your still alive is that I find your stupidity, mildly amusing.
  • Shamus: You have to believe me! The treasure is real!
  • Lord Shen: SILENCE, YOU DELUSIONAL PSYCO! Come, everyone, we're leaving!
  • Shamus: Please, everyone! I know what I'm saying is true! You have to believe me!" (All the Lodgers depart, and Soothsayer gave a long, sad glance before leaving, and Shamus fell down, starting to softly cry, then got angry) I guess, it's time for plan B then...

Hotel

  • Boss Wolf: So, he turned out to be a crazy old drunk?
  • Lord Shen: A lying, crazy old drunk, to be exact! I mean, really, a pirate killing Alicorns? What a bunch of nonsense! Celestia ensured me that he was just a crazy drunk.
  • Icky: I warned everyone to stay back, but NO! You just had to make friends with someone who drinks. I should've known this would've happened.
  • Mr. Dodo: (On the phone) Thank you dear friend, you won't regret it. (Hangs up) I convinced my friend to move the leaving date now. If we hurry, we can catch the ship!
  • Icky: NOW we're making progress!

Chapter 9 - The Escape

Blot's Ship

  • Blot: (His crew are seen sleeping. Blot himself is looking forward at the front of the ship, looking determined, laughs) Won't be long now! I'm sure my new prisoners will join me soon enough. Nothing can possibly ruin this moment.

Brig

  • Spyro: We have to get out of here...somehow.
  • Trixie: Well, what's your suggestion, genius?
  • Spyro: I'm working on it. Tavin? Do you think you can pick the locks with your tail?
  • Tavin: I don't know, but I think it's worth a shot. (Uses his tail to try and pick the lock)
  • Applejack: Why don't I just buck the cages open? That'll save us time.
  • Twilight: Not a good idea. It may work, but Captain Ink-Blot and his crew will hear us.
  • Applejack: Crap!
  • Rainbow Dash: Not that we can't handle them.
  • Applejack: We already took them, Dash! We were beaten.
  • Rainbow Dash: Crap!
  • Twilight: Plus, they already doused me with more of that 'magic gel', so I can't do anything.
  • Riku: Tavin, have you unlocked your cage yet?
  • Tavin: No, don't rush me! I'm making this up as I go! (Manages to pick the lock open)...Hey, it worked!
  • Jake: Nice goin' there, Tav.
  • Rarity: Now do be a dear and open these filthy cages, will you?
  • Tavin: Will do. (They do just that)
  • Jake: Okay, everyone, I say we sabotage these pirates and teach them a lesson they won't soon forget.
  • Tavin: You guys do that! I'm gonna get that medallion! I need it for Tasmantis!
  • Everyone but Jake: Huh?
  • Jake: Don't ask. Just go!

Treasury

  • Tavin: (Walked right in) Okay, I know it's in here somewhere. (Sees the medallion) HAH! Bingo! (He grabbed it and ran out)

The Ship Deck

  • Blot:...Hmm...Something's not up. I can feel it in my gut.
  • Spyro: (The gang sees him and the otters patrolling the ship) Well, that's not good.
  • Kairi: Well, don't worry about them. I have a plan. We can lure the pirates to one area with some treasure, and while they're distracted, then we can make a run for it. (Suddenly, a gun is pointed at her head)...Darn!
  • Pirate Otter: Don't move a muscle, bitch!
  • Spyro: NOBODY CALLS KAIRI A BITCH!!! (Freezes the otter with his ice breath, and pushes him off the edge of the ship)
  • Blot: (Heard Spyro's screams and sees them) NO!
  • Gilda: Oh, nice going, dragon-breath!
  • Spyro: Just get back! (Breaths electricity at Blot, but he jumps out of the way, grabs a sword, and attacks Spyro) WHOAH!!!
  • Frank: What was that noise? (He and the other pirates wake up, and see the battle) WHOA!
  • Fry: YEAH! Slay that dragon!
  • Pinkie: C'mon, Spyro! Kick his monkey butt!
  • Blot: (Dueling with Spyro, while Spyro uses his horns to block off his sword) Look at you! So heavy, your wings can't even lift you off the ground!
  • Spyro: Hey, our dragon biology is more complicated than it sounds!
  • Blot: (Dubbed as Gutt) Too bad, chubby! I could've used you! (Attacks Spyro, but he dodges the sword)
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Manny) Ain't gonna happen, captain! (Breathes fire, but Blot dodges it, and the fire hits the mast of the ship, and it burns it into collapsing, causing the entire ship to collapse)
  • Stella: Well, this isn't good.
  • Spyro: Maybe next time, you'll think twice before messing with us. (Burns the ship with his flame breath, and the ship crumbles even more)
  • Cynder: Quick, to the life boats! (Points out the life boats, and the gang make it there, as well as Spyro)
  • Frank: Does anyone have floaties? (The crew fall into the water, while Blots hangs onto a plank of wood to see his treasure falling into the water)
  • Blot: No! NOOO! MY BOUNTY! (Looks at Spyro and the gang, and gets angry as the entire ship sinks)
  • Gilda: So long, suckers! (Spyro uses his wings to push the lifeboat away from the ship)

Sunrise

  • Blot: (Slaymu is holding up Blot and the other pirates) God, I hate that dragon! All my treasure is gone because of him!
  • Vector: Should I fly the way, captain?
  • Blot: NO! (Smacks Vector)
  • Frank: Wait! What about Vanessa and Edward?
  • Blot: What about her?
  • Fry: YEAH! What about her?
  • Blot: Anyone else wanna play CAPTAIN?!?...Good. Now, c'mon, Slaymu! Swim! (Meanwhile, Vanessa is still in open ocean as she panics)
  • Vanessa: Guys! Wait! We're still alive! (She finds Edward is dead) Ok, I'M STILL ALIVE! DON'T LEAVE ME! (Suddenly, sharks surrounded Vanessa) No, no, NO! (The sharks attacked, and devoured Vanessa!) AHHHHHHH!!! (Death raddle, as Riku and the other heroes see this)
  • Riku: Serves that bitch right! But there goes Tman's dumb plan to give me a girlfriend, though. But you know, I never liked her anyway.
  • Rarity: And a shame we won't be dragging that bat along. But they were unredeemable anyway.
  • Spyro: I'm still curious about what Blot said, so, we're going to find this island, and get answers.
  • Twilight: Are you sure?
  • Spyro: It concerns me, and my heritage. Risky and dangerous as it is, I have to do it and try. (The heroes sail off for their quest)

Villain League Fortress

  • Cobra: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?
  • Maleficent: Tman had to attend a wedding, and thus allowing Scroopfan to do as he pleases.
  • Cobra: FUDGE! CAN THIS GET WORSE?!? (Ding-dong) Coming! (Goes to answer it, and returns with a package) Oh, it's a present. I wonder what it-- (The entire fortress explodes, as the note appears in front of Lord Cobra. He picks it up and reads it)
  • Cobra: "We know it was you, Mang. Try to interfere again, and we'll really mess you up. Signed, Princess Celestia. P.S., the bomb present was courtesy of Rico the Penguin. He thought it would be funnier this way. Please play tape recorder."...(He did just that, it was a recording of Rico the Penguin laughing)
  • (Rico): Neener-neener-NEENER!!! (Laughs, and the recording ended)
  • Dr. Blowhole: DARN THOSE PEN-GU-INS!
  • Cobra: Well, they're on to us. I guess we can't get involved anymore. Tough luck, now all the evil there is is that blasted monkey, and whatever sorry unlucky scum that lurks in Destiny Islands that will have the misfortune of inevitably being defeated by them, cause we have our own problems: fixing our fortress.
  • Chrysalis: And to think, I done it in the bed with you.
  • Other Leaguers: TOO MUCH INFO!
  • Cobra: Well, tremendous egg on my face. (A laugh was heard, and everyone sees Jungie smiling and being highly smug of himself)
  • Jungie: Not to mention, once your so called 'unstoppable plan' fails, and given you can't do anything about it thanks to the fact your a half-minded weakling who bows to the High Council like a sad, little puppy, oh so pitifully easy, (Sing-along) you know what this me-eee-eans." (The Thug Tug Thugs appeared)
  • Leader Thug: That means you have to clean our ventricles! But first, I think Mang has just earned the traditional failure smackdown!
  • Cobra: Oh, crap in a hat! (The Thugs cracked their knuckles, and proceed to beat Mang up)

To be continued...

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