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The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2

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The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2 is the 2nd Part of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series' 2nd Season Pilot. In it, Spyro and the group manage to escape Blot's ship and go on 2 epic journeys. Tavin and Jake plan to seek the mythical lost city of Tasmantis (A version of Atlantis thought to be populated by some of the last remaining Tasmanian Tigers in the UUniverses) while Spyro, Kairi, and the ponies find a deserted island inhabited by adorable hamsters to seek answers about Blot's interest in the notorious Captain Taiklar Blackheart's hidden treasure, the Loot of 100000 Realms. Meanwhile, The Lodge is still dealing with Granny Gricky who is looking for her imaginary pet Ashes while they continue their seach for Spyro and his group with Alex as Spongebob's co-expedition leader while Celestia tries to keep the secret about her parents' deaths in the hands of Captain Taiklar to herself pluse she has a gift for Kairi that was from her fourth birthday years ago. Also, the High Council are busy preparing for a surprise on the Destiny Islands for when Spyro's group is found and brought to the Islands unharmed. Blot also decides to use his plan to find the Loot of 100000 Realms as an advantage to shanghai Spyro to leave the Shell Louge Squad for good and join both his crew and the treasure hunt. Now Spyro, Kairi and the gang must go on a very treacherous journey in a brave new world against all odds to defeat Blot and his pirates, overcome obstacles and find out if the legends of the treasure is true. As for Fluttershy, she still wants to explore the sea and encounter exotic marline life, so the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide to help her the best they can, but then encountered a Viper-look-a-like shawoman named Wajinga, who grants fluttershy's wish... but at the exchange to help a sacred city of merponies to escape Discord's curse, and to become sea beasts and become slaves to the black magic tiger shark (who mind you rips off Ursula) Geogra, but at the same time, help Mareina reach her true love that is Prince Derek, and at the same time help become king so desteny islands will be free of corruption, the biggest form is that of a greed-lusting oil-seeking Mayor of all the towns and citys in desteny islands (even Kairi's hometown) by the name of Mayor Maximillion. the rest of the lougers themselfs, seem to have their own problems, as the crew hired by Mr. Dodo's friend Mr. Klutz seem to be more interested in the gold, as they turned out to be in alligence with a once thought to be harmless drunk and a treacherious murderious Anaconda named El Skales con Carnage, and to top it up, Spyro's group would also get alittle side-track with a lost civilisation that worships Cynder's Avator form as a feared god under the fear-mongering of the high-prest Gaz-zon. Will Tavin and Jake find Tasmantis? Will Spyro and the gang survive the challnages ahead with the help of some new friends and an unlikely ally in the form of the now reformed Spirit of Disharmony himself? Will Celestia's secret remain a secret for long? Can the lougers maintan the loyalty of a mutonisous crew? Will Discord earn Kairi's love and the other Main 6's respect, Twilight exspically because of her still being overly and needlessly cautious around him, now that he's reformed, and Did Celestia have something to do with his sudden appearence? Will Fluttershy get her chance to swim like a mermaid for the first time, explore the sea and possably, save an entire lost nation while confronting a treacherous sociopathic member of the lost nation's council named Dead Sea who wants to take over the merpony city for himself and make Fluttershy his queen, and all of the sea from being poisoned forever by greed, corruption, dark tyranty, madness, mistrust, and in a more evermentally concern sense, uncontroled hunting, whaling, and over-fishing, oilspills and careless misplacement of garbage?

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Prolouge: Recap

Previously on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

  • Lord Cobra: I have just found out that Kairi is heading for her old home Destiny Islands to spend her Sister/Brother Anniversy with Spyro!
  • Lord Cobra: Time for me to conjure up a storm that is dangerous, intense and extreamly cruel. (Uses powerful non-Darkspawn medallian to summon a storm on the Kingdom Hearts world)
  • Spyro: (Sound of Thunder) Huh?
  • Spyro: Uh, guys, we are about to go through a hurricane!
  • Spyro: JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON!!!
  • Riku: I CAN'T FIND THE HORIZON!!!
  • Rarity: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean, and no one even knows where we are!
  • Fluttershy: (Still looking in the sea, comes out and giggles) Those little fish smiled at me.
  • Tizzy: We came here because me, Uncle Ricky, Aunt Lizzy, Cousins Sucky, and Yucky are going on an all expenses paid 10 day Caribbean Cruise and we need Icky and you guys to watch over Granny Gricky, beacuse she's to elderly to go on the cruise.
  • Lizzy: If your going on some mission, you gonna at least take the rest of the family!
  • Gricky: I'll burry you all and dance on your graves!
  • Lord Shen: Very well, but leave the dangerious parts to us.
  • Twilight: We're trying to get home, here.
  • Blot: THERE IS NO HOME! Surrender your ship, or face MY FURY!
  • Tavin: I found it! The map to none other than the lost city of Tasmantis!
  • Tavin: Looks like I got a date with destiny at Tasmantis!
  • Tavin: (Pirates point weapons at him and Jake) HOLY PIRATE SHIP!!!!!
  • Shamus: Come over to old Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Po, and Boss Wolf laugh really hard)
  • Lord Shen: This drunk said this Pirate killed your parents!
  • Celestia: Yes, that drunk lied to you, Shen.
  • Celestia: No one, not even Shen, can ever find out the truth.
  • Twilight: We made it!
  • Vanessa: No, no, NO! (The sharks attacked, and devoured Vanessa) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, it's a present. I wonder what it- (BOOM!)
  • Lord Cobra: (Reading note) Try to interfear again, and we'll really mess you up! Signed Princess Celestia.

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Chapter 1: A Seafaring Adventure, Ho!

The Ocean

  • Frank: (Slaymu is carrying Blot and the other pirates on his back while the ones that can fly are in the air. Frank is thinking his drowning) The Dragon, That Kairi girl and their friends sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!
  • Blot: We're on a whale, you idiot! Besides, we still have both the map and the island.
  • Frank: Oh, quite right sir.
  • Serenia: But Captain, what about the Otters, Vanessa and Edward now that their gone?
  • Blot: Most likely dead. We would've found them by now. (Suddenly, Blot is slapped in the face by fried otters, mostly decayed or in skeletons) See? The otters are dead. Never liked them anyway.
  • Slyler: Same here, I never like that stunt Dozzie pulled with your apish movements captain.
  • Blot: When we get to the island we got two great loyal lives to mourn. But first, Mr. Fry, Missess Serena?
  • Fry and Serena: Captain?
  • Blot: Your first mate and cabin boy now. Use your new promotions to honor Vanessa and Edward's memories, capture the purple dragon and that princess wench and get revenge on their friends for taking Vanessa and Edward's lives.
  • Fry: YES!! I'M FIRST MATE! HAVE FUN BEING CABIN BOY, SERENA! OR IS IT NOW, CABIN GIRL! (Laughs like a maniac)
  • Serenia: Thank you, captain. And don't worry about a thing, We'll hunt down that Purple Dragon and that two-legged girl and make their friends regret the day they took Vanessa and Edward from us. And Fry? I think Blot meant ME as the first mate.
  • Fry: ...(Camera far into the sky) DAAAAAAAAMMMN! (Echoes are heard)

The Docks

  • Lord Shen: Dodo, your crew and the ship you promised are magnificent!
  • Mr. Dodo: Indeed. I am still disgusted on how Shamus tried to trick us like that.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. We should've heeded the Prehistoric one's warning about him sooner. Thank you for asking your friend doing it more sooner.
  • Boss Wolf: Speacking of Icky, sir. Where is he anyway? (Icky appears)
  • Icky: Helping my parents take in their bags. They pack like pack-rats!
  • Shenzi: I noticed a lot of the crew looks, tired, and angry.
  • Banzai: Yeah, and I bet it had somthing to do with Icky asking Mr Dodo to rush on the vessel arrangements.
  • Lord Shen: I assure their attitudes will adjust once the captain Dodo hired will come. Who is the captain you hired anyway, Mr. Dodo?
  • ???: That would be me! (Everyone looks behind them)
  • Icky: YOU?!
  • Banzai: Long John Silver, the cyborg version?
  • Mr. Dodo: Yes, what's wrong with John? Did you ask him to forsake future servings to the League, and save him from Captain Hook once?
  • Banzai: Yeah, but, your making a space pirate captain of a sea voyage?
  • Mr. Dodo: Space, sea, does it really matter? He has experience with travel, regardless of where he traveled.
  • Lord Shen: Hmm, technically a good argument. But I hope he has a first mate that'll be helpful in sea travel.
  • John Silver: The first mate's coming right now! (In the distance, a carriage with a lot of horses is seen coming, forcing townspeople to move out of the way)
  • Lord Shen: Whoever this first mate is, I bet he or she knows what's what. (the carriage comes to a rest. The doors open, revealing a sophisticatedly-dressed man, wowing everyone, only revealing the real first mate to be Princess Celestia in sea-fairing's clothing)
  • Celestia: Salutations.
  • Everyone but John Silver and the crew: PRINCESS CELESTIA?!
  • Lord Shen: WHEN THE BLOODY HECK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT SEA TRAVEL?!
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, I heard a lot of diplomatic missions to the other countries in Equestia involved a little sea travel, Shen. Plus, this is just as personal to her as it is to us you know. (Celestia comes aboard)
  • Lord Shen: Your highness, what's the meaning of this?
  • Po: Shen, If I didn't know any better, I'd say Celestia's keeping secrets. Plus, I'm starting to think that sailor might be telling the truth after all.
  • Celestia: This has nothing to do with what you said, Po. My interests are to rescue Kairi and Twilight, as well as the others. You shouldn't be believing the words of alcoholics.
  • Lord Shen: Of course, and you heard what Dodo said about her having sea-fairing experience in diplomatic meetings in lands afar.
  • Mantis: That makes no sense...for the most part.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU SETH ROGAN-SOUNDING INSECT?! YOU NEVER BEEN TO SEA-FAIRING DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS!
  • Mantis: Okay, okay, chill! (Viper noticed an object Celestia is holding, and Celestia hid it)
  • Celestia: It's a good luck charm.
  • Tigress: Your highness, the truth. What is wrong with you and Shen?
  • Shifu: Unless the turth is revealed right now, then well have to cancel the voyage.
  • Celestia: That is not your decision. That's Silver's!
  • Lord Shen: How dare you all accuse Celestia like imbeciles? Celestia insisted that grog-consuming fool lied to us and that's final!
  • Shifu: ...Our apologies. We will cease our disrespect.
  • Tirgress: But Master-
  • Shifu: Lives are on the line! We should not let their suffering prolong, just to satisfy needless curiosity. (Tigress bowed in respect and obedience)
  • Lord Shen: That's more like it. Celestia told me herself. Now is not the time to bother with such nonsense. We have a mission to do. (They left)
  • Soothsayer: I ensure everyone Shen knows nothing of Celestia true intentions. Otherwise, he would've been on our side. He may love Celestia, but he's not the kind to side with conspirators.
  • Shifu: You're right. If what Shamus said is true, then Shen is made into a fool? This is obviously an issue not even the Princess would reveal to someone she cares for greatly.
  • Icky: Why are we back suddenly believing that drunk?!? Celestia's only here because she cares for Kairi, Twilight, and the others, and we're accusing her for secret holding?! Honestly!
  • Shifu: Liar or not, we can't be too quick to pick a side yet. For now, we don't try to shove this forth. Let's allow Celestia and Shen to calm down.
  • Icky: Okay, let's just get going already.
  • Silver: Well in that case, raise the gangplank! (The gangplank was taken away)
  • Mr. Dodo: Let go forward line! (One line was tossed to a sailor) Let go the left line! (Another line was tossed to another sailor) Hard to starboard lads! Set the sails! (The sails unfurled and the vessel takes off as they begin to sing)
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Later

  • Icky: Wow, what a rousing song.
  • Mr. Dodo: Now, let me introduce you to my friend. He's right over there. (A clumsy pelican crashed into a bunch of barrels)
  • Icky: That's the guy?
  • Mr. Dodo: Yep, he's a friend from Wonderland before he moved to Destiny Islands. Meet Mr. Klutz.
  • Mr. Klutz: Pleased to meet your acquaintance, folks. (He tries to get up, but falls flat in his beak)
  • Icky: Yeah, I'm gonna go exploring the ship. (He walked out, and a lot of crew members were walking about something until Icky gets bumped by a big elephant crew member)
  • Elephant: Watch it, twerp!
  • Icky: Geez, sounds like someone didn't get their daily peanuts. (He suddenly noticed an alligator, a lobster, and a stupid-looking goat talking to each other about something. Icky gets suspicious, and the crew noticed him)
  • Aligater: What are you lookin' at, freak?
  • Lobster: Yeah, freak?
  • Icky: Who're you calling 'freak'? (Suddenly, hissing was heared as a vest-wearing anaconda appeared)
  • Anaconda: "You should learn to mind your own businesssssssnesssss.
  • Icky: Uh, buddy, you seem to have a lisping issue.
  • Anaconda: (Angered, grabs Icky) Clearly, your hearing is betraying you.
  • Icky: Sucks my eyes are doing just fine.
  • Anaconda: (Hisses angrily) That's it, you disrespectful little...(He slams Icky into the mast as the other crew members gathering around to cheer for the Anaconda!
  • A Female Kiwi Crew Member: COME ON! SLICE HIM!
  • A Spanish-Looking Raccoon: (Speaks something in Spanish)
  • Anaconda: Any last words, Amigo? (Suddenly Icky hears Goofy's voice above deck)
  • Goofy: BURNING RAFT OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!
  • Anaconda: (Hiss) Thissss ain't over, Amigo. (He drops Icky, and Spyro and Kairi's old raft is seen drifting torwards the ship)
  • Lord Shen: No sign of bodies. There's doubt they died. I bet they escaped.
  • Celestia: I sure hope so.
  • John: Bring it aboard for further inspection. (The crew members bring the raft aboard)
  • Spongebob: Oh, dear Neptune, this is more worse than I thought.
  • Soothsayer: Let's not judge a book by it's cover. Let me tell the tale of the raft. (She meditates, and gets something) Blot and the pirates ambushed and captured them, and brought the raft and them aboard. An uncertain amount of time later, Spyro burned the ship down, and it was destroyed. But Blot and a majority of the crew still live.
  • Lord Shen: There you go, there's still hope for them.
  • John: Aye, but I wouldn't be still in my high spirits yet if I was you, because if what ol' Blot's ambitions for your reptile friend and lass are ture, then ye' better pray for the worse.
  • Lord Shen: We shouldn't be negative about this, either! I don't want nonsense going around like that ape killed them or something! You saw the Soothsayer's magic, and that means they took care of themselves just fine.
  • John: If you wish. Alright, everyone, back to work.

The Dragon Temple, The Pool of Visions Room

  • Ignitus: (He and The High Council and Luna saw the whole thing in the Pool of Visions) Well, it's a good thing they escaped Blot, but it's concerning he might not be done with Spyro or the others yet.
  • Luna: Why can't Celestia just admit it! Why must she always have to always make, some sort of, grand master plan? Why can't she be straight forward about this?
  • Terrador: Thats exactly the point, Luna. Celestia isn't in her 'correct' mind. It has been twisted and morphed by grief and fear ever since Taiklar took your parents' lives.
  • Luna: Don't find me uncaring, what happened to mother and father affected me greatly. It made me depressed, and made me question myself, and the loyalty of the ponies, but allowing that lead me to become....her. And thanks to 'her', I was banished for a good thousand years on my own moon. But I am not sure if I had truly moved on myself. And Celestia, she looked like she moved on until now.  
  • Cyril: I do believe Terrador is correct. Grief makes people do terrible things.
  • Luna: (Sighs) I know, but at least my dear sister brought Kairi's 4th birthday present with her to give to Kairi for her Sister/Brother Anniversary with Spyro. I just wish we could come.
  • Volteer: She figured we would be too honest for our own good, especially concerning Shen.
  • Luna: IS she really afraid Shen would judge her for having a moment of weakness? Does Shen not share the same family-related sorrow? Doesn't Shen love her, no matter what?
  • Flora: Indeed he does, dear.
  • Merrywather: Especally since that mean ol' snake took everything from Kairi when he discovered what his future would hold involving her.
  • Luna: Then, why is Celestia acting that there's doubt?
  • Ignitus: Ever since Taiklar killed your mother and father, Celestia couldn't bear to let anyone know what became of them.
  • Luna: Celestia and I have lost many things in the past centuries, but losing mother and father was our greatest devestating blow yet, and Celestia's secrecy is starting to take its toll on her.
  • Cyril: Now, now, calm yourself, Luna. We don't know if Celestia's latest 'improvise' will fail or not.
  • Luna: Well, they normally always succeed...but, why am I skeptical of this one?
  • Ignitus: Only time will tell, Luna. Now, we must head to the Destiny Islands at once. We need to prepare for Spyro and Kairi's surprise Brother and Sister Anniversary party and we have a moment to waste.
  • Luna: Of course, but how are Kairi, Spyro, Twilight and their group doing since their escape from Blot?
  • Cyril: Momma Odie, would you do the honors? (Momma Odie was snoring asleep)
  • Flora: Oh, dear.
  • Ignitus: Momma Odie!
  • Momma Odie: (Wakes up) Juju? (Juju, Momma Odie's pet snake appeared)
  • Momma Odie: Why didn't you tell me that we're in the middle of a High Council meeting and they require my magic gumbo assistance?
  • Luna: You know that snake can't talk like the Snake Lodgers, right?
  • Momma Odie: You mean I still haven't granted that speech spell?
  • Luna:...I guess not.
  • Momma Odie: (Sighs, then casts spell on Juju)
  • Juju: Finally! 3 years since The Princess and the Frog's airing, and I couldn't say a damn word! Now, where's that Anaconda who called me a moving string?
  • Ignitus: He went on the voyage to rescue Kairi and the others.
  • Momma Odie: What?! Didn't they know who he was?! That was El Skales Con Carnage! the nastiest trouble-maker this side of the universe!
  • Others: WHAT?!?
  • Ignitus: I'm sure they can handle themselves. Our attention must be turned to--
  • Momma Odie: Honey, I'm concerned for their safey as much as the next guy, but look at this (Chili shows them) they won't be heading torwords something exciting for a while.
  • Trixie (in chili): I'M BORED!
  • Momma Odie: Do we really wanna bore the audience with them travling in sea for days, or are we gonna keep the eye on the rescuers until something exciting does happen?
  • Ignitus: But, isn't this episode focusing on--
  • Momma Odie: Tman has a wedding to attend. Besides, Scroopfan changed so that the other Lodgers will be important, too, and not just secondary characters.
  • Ignitus: (Sigh) You're right. That Anaconda's foul intent is more urgent now. (Looks into chili) Take care, Spyro. Take care of them all. (They turn back to the pool)

Lodge's Rescue Ship

  • Icky: (He was relaxing in the sun until the same Anaconda from before, with the lobster, alligater, and goat from before snuck up on him)
  • Anaconda: Now, where were we, bird? Oh right, you were about to fall victim to the vengeful might, of El Skales Con Carnage, for you idiocy!
  • Icky: Yeah, do you mind, Scaley? You're in my sun-- (El Skales coils his throat with his tail)
  • El Skales: When I'm through with you, you'll be chopped up into bite-sized pieces so I won't have to worry about swallowing you whole. Occasionally, that takes an hour. But anyway, prepare to be Kentucky Fried Chicken!
  • Icky: MOMMY!!!
  • Silver: (Grabs El Skales' body) Mr. El Skales?...You ever see what happens to a fresh plum when you squeeze real HARD! (Twists El Skales' body)
  • El Skales: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! (Drops Icky)
  • Celestia: What's all the commotion out here?...You know the rules! There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage...Am I clear,  Mr. Con Carnage?
  • El Skales:...Transparently. (Celestia leaves)
  • Icky: (Sighs in relief) What's that snake's problem? (Scoffs, imitating him) 'I'm a mean Spanish anaconda who isn't nice to anybody!' Thanks for that back there, Silver.
  • Silver: Oh, my pleasure, lad. He won't lay a coil on ye' as long as we're around.
  • Lord Shen: Didn't expect the crew to be so troublesome.
  • John Silver: Well, a lot of the crew has, a questionable history. We have to be careful around them.

The Grog Room

  • (El Skales was fumigating, and the Lobster, Goat, and Alligator from before was lounging about, as other animal crew members did their thing. Suddenly, a familiar form appeared. Shamus Poopdeck McFarty)
  • Shamus: If you all can pardon my blunt-speaking, everyone. Are ye' all...(Pulls out a big pirate sword) STARK CRAVING, TOTALLY BLINKING DEAF?!? YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MESS WITH ANYONE LIKE THAT! WE NEED THOSE LODGERS TO REALIZE MY DREAMS OF FINALLY RETURNING ALL THAT TREASURE TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!
  • El Skales: That disrespectul bird was pointing his beak to where it doesn't belong, Captain Shamus.
  • Shamus: Just call me Shamus! I'm not that, ambitious mad delusional pirate anymore. I've gone straight. Now the only thing I want to do with that treasure, is return them to their rightful owners! If we are to do the mutany right, we do it my way, no slaughter or bloodshed! We can go as far as a hostage situation, but that's it!
  • El Skales: Then what's your plan to prevent those fools from stopping your plans?
  • Shamus: Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain?
  • Sea-Claw the lobster, Purse-skin the alligator, and Dead-brain the goat: Sir?
  • Shamus: Make sure that prehistoric bird learns to mind his own beeswax next time, and do it, discreetly.
  • Sea-claw: We got ya', boss!
  • Shamus: I was hoping by making them believe the legend, they could've helped us get the treasure, but thanks to that grief-ridden goddess, they took me for an old drunken fool following fairy-tales. We'll have to be sneaky about this. The minute we get to the famed island of the tribe of the Ham-Dams, that's when we make our move.
  • Dead-Brain: Ah, good plan, Shamus. Good plan.
  • Shamus: Thank you, Dead-Brain. And El Skales? DON'T screw this up again! Ye' almost sent yer'self to the slammer that time! Kapeesh?
  • El Skales: Kapeesh.
  • Shamus: Good. As much as I do agree that prehistoric bird is rather, mouthy for his own good, we are not to be in par with the likes of Blot! Like I asked, no bloodshed, not even on those we don't like the looks of! Otherwise, I would've had no problem turning you into snakeskin boots long ago!
  • El Skales: Aye-aye, sir.

Chapter 2: Captain Taiklar Blackheart and the Loot of 100000 Realms

Spyro's Lifeboat

  • Spyro:...Okay, I think we're lost.
  • Fluttershy: (Sticking her head underwater, then comes back up for air) Well, I'm just glad to be out of that horrible place. That Blot person wasn't the nicest primate I've interacted with. (Holds breath, and sticks head in water again)
  • Tavin: Well, we hate to do this to you, mates, but we have to get out of here.
  • Rarity: You're still on that 'Tasmantis' nonsense?
  • Tavin: I don't blame your skepticism, but you will be pleasantly surprised when I do find it. I could be famous! And also, I will finally meet someone in my species that's NOT a clone!
  • Trixie: Okay, fine! By all means, follow your deluded dreams.
  • Tavin: YES! I'm finally gonna be a DAD once I have kids! (Laughs as he begins to put on his suit)
  • Jake: Hey, mates? Care tell me why your pony buddy is doing that? (Notes Fluttershy as she continues sticking her head in the water, and bubbles appear)
  • Twilight: It's kind of a long story. We'd rather not explain.
  • Spyro: Just go on and enjoy yourselves at that Tasmantis place you're talking about.
  • Tavin: Suit yourself, mates. (Jake and Tavin dive, and Fluttershy sees them in the water below)
  • Fluttershy: (Gurgling) Wow, a sea rat and a dog-thingie.
  • Cynder: Well, we're gonna be here for a while. We lost our raft full of supplies, and we didn't pack any food. And since our vegitarian friends can't eat fish, we must find land now.
  • Spyro: We are. That island those pirates were talking about. Though I doubt their reasons for being there, but we can't tread water forever.
  • Twilight: Risky as that is, you're right. (Spyro and Kairi are still noticing Fluttershy sticking her head underwater, as she gasps for air) Fluttershy, you're becoming unhealthingly obessed of the ocean. I think that saltwater's getting in your head through your ears. Stop now!
  • Spyro: Oh, come on, Twi! Just let her explore the sea. Besides, it is where SpongeBob came from. Plus, remember when Fluttershy got sick when we took Kairi to Sea World?
  • Twilight: I don't remember that.
  • Sparx: That's because there was no episode on that.
  • Twilight: But aren't you guys worried she would drown? Or worse, that salt makes her dehydrated and insane?
  • Spyro: Okay, you are seriously overreacting. You sound like a hyper-germophobe.

Cutaway

  • Germophobe: AARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! CONTAMINATED LAKE WATER!!! (Runs out and then reaches the sand) EWWW!!! SAND FILLED WITH FILTH!!! (Runs onto the grass) AAHHH!!! GRASS FILLED WITH FILTHY BUGS!!!

Reality

  • Twilight: I am NOT overreacting! I'm just saying it's dangerous for her to be doing this! First it's obsessing over the sea, then she gets covered in sea lice, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to hydrogen sulfide!
  • Spyro: Yeesh, that's totally overreacting. (Twilight smacks him in the nose)
  • Twilight: Is not!
  • Spyro: Ow! Hooves are hard.
  • Gilda: Okay, okay, fine! Alright Fluttershy, the pool's closed! Time to get out of the pool!
  • Trixie: Yes! Clearly, the Purple one is concerned for thy safety.
  • Kairi: Riku, if we ever get home when this adventure is over, remind me to ask Godmother Celestia to give Twilight a vacation and a LOT of anger-management classes.
  • Riku: Kairi, we're all stressed out, tired, and grateful we're alive. Let Twilight be a bitch if she wants too. Those jerkoffs did things to her. (Spike begins to notice something in one of Twilight's books about the legends of the United Universes)
  • Rainbow Dash: Wow, Twi, why did you react like that?
  • Riku: It's not really Twilight's fault that she's doing this to Spyro, Dashie. Its also not just our stressed out moods. It's the sun that's making her go crazy. (Twilight bucks Riku in the crotch) D'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Twilight: DON'T EVER INSULT THE SUN LIKE THAT AGAIN?! IT IS A SYMBOL OF CELESTIA'S KINDNESS AND WARMTH!!! (The Crusaders gasp at this along with Fluttershy after peeking into the ocean and saw what just happened)
  • Applejack: Whoa, nellie!
  • Twilight: WHAT ARE YOU INFADILES LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?!? (Scootaloo spinned her hoove around like before the last time she went a little nuts)
  • Pinkie: (Now scared of what now the mad drivin Twilight is about to do next) Quick somebody do somthing to make Twilight snap out of it fast!
  • Twilight: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING MAD?! I AM PERFECTLY FINE...BABAOOY, BABABOOY, HOWERD STERN'S PENIS! BABABOOY, BABABOOY?! (Spike, after seeing this, which is now "Enough is Enough" lets out his green dragon flame at Twilight and slaps her across the face several times)
  • Spike: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!
  • Twilight (Finally coming to her senses) Huh?
  • Kairi: I thought you were better than this, Twilight.
  • Riku: Like I said before, stressed. You can be amazed what becomes of a person after managing to escape pirates. Happens to the best of us. (Twilight looks at her friends who are now terrified of her bad behavior against Spyro. Pinkie and Rarity look like they are about to cry. Applejack, Trixie and Gilda are in shock and disbelief at Twilight's violent behavor, Fluttershy is complety shaking at the sight of Twilight with Rainbow Dash conforting her while giving Twilight a glare of disapointment along with Cynder and Riku. The Crusaders now shaken backed away while hugging eachother while Spike and Kairi come over to confort Spyro while looking at Twilight angrily)
  • Twilight: Wha, what happened?
  • Kairi: You have become the very monster Sandy and Spongebob were when she was cruel to Stephen and he yelled at Icky while thinking Gary was more important to him then his friends.
  • Gilda: Whoa, too harsh. At least Twilight has an excuse here, she's stressed out, and we were lucky we didn't get gutted by Pirates.
  • Trixie: Agreed, I did FAR worse then slap a dragon repeatedly, and kick a human in the momze-daddy button.
  • Applejack: Same here, we're all just tired and nerved-wreck, anyone of us would've done the same things, or even worse.
  • Sparx: Regardless, Spyro had good intentions on helping Fluttershy explore the ocean without drowning but your stressed attitude have turned you into a big bully/jerk to Spyro.
  • Applebloom: And I thought Babs had issues along with Diamond Tiara's attitude towards blank-flanks.
  • Cynder: Twilight, if you can't see the kind compassion and friendship advice Spyro is giving to Fluttershy, then I guess your no better then Discord or even Queen Chrysalis. (Twilight's eyes begin to tear up after realizing what she just did)
  • Twilight: What have I done?
  • Spyro: Everyone! The whole thing's my fault. I briefly failed to remember we were in a bad situation. Twilight was just looking out for Fluttershy, and, well, she may've overreacted a bit. Don't be mad at Twilight. We're all messed up right now, okay?
  • Fluttershy: Well, I suppose it didn't help I was looking in the water more than normally accepted. Besides, it's just amazing I never had some time to explore new environments.
  • Applejack: That's what I, Trixie, and Gilda were tryin' to say, sugar-cube.
  • Spyro: (Faced Twilight) Twi.. I'm really sorry. It was in bad taste.
  • Twilight: (While holding back tears) Well, see.... Spyro...I didn't mean to...Ohhhh! (Runs to the lifeboat bow puts her hooves over her eyes and starts sobbing)
  • Spike: So, we should be mad at Spyro for starting Twilight's stressful breakdown.
  • Applejack: No one's being mad at anyone! Let's all just get our heads together. Those who said rude things to Twi should apologize now.
  • Kairi: Applejack is right. No one's playing the blame game now, not while were in somthing serious. We're eachother's family and we can't fall apart now.
  • Riku: Then, I'll go first to apologize to Twi since I started it. Sorry I forgot your serious loyalty to Celestia.
  • Applejack: Okay, who's next?
  • Scootaloo: I'll go next. Sorry i did that spinny thing.
  • Kairi: Pinkie Pie?
  • Pinkie: What did I do?
  • Rainbow Dash: You freaked out which made Twilight's madness worse before Spike put a stop to it.
  • Pinkie: Oops. Sorry.
  • Applejack: Anyone else?
  • Spyro: Which is last but not least, me. I really am sorry, Twi. I was just trying to help Fluttershy out in her interest of the ocean.
  • Twilight: (Wipes away her tears, and calms down) It's okay, Spyro. You were just trying to be a good friend and that's what friends do. They look out for each other. My only wish now is that I realized that sooner.
  • Applejack: (to Kairi while smiling) Well, Kairi, what'cha think of that?
  • Cynder: ...I'm the most sorry, Twilight. I compared you to your worst enemies. How could I have been that way? It's Penny all over again.
  • Rarity: Wait, pardon?
  • Pinkie: What's a Penny?
  • Kairi: Looks like I have some explaning to do.
  • Applebloom: Who's Penny, miss Kairi?
  • Scootaloo: And what did Cynder did to this Penny Girl that was so bad.
  • Sweetie Belle: And how did you...Uh?... Yeah, what they said!
  • Pinkie: OOH, STORY TIME! (Suddenly pulls snacks out of nowhere) TELL US THE STORY!
  • Rainbow Dash: (While sitting with Gilda and Fluttershy) This will be a good story to hear, right Gilda and Fluttershy?  (Cynder sadly sulks away from the event, look at her reflection in the sea. Suddenly Cynder's reflection turns into her adult Dark Cynder form Like Kovu's reflection taking the form of Scar after Simba falsely casted him out of the Pride Lands due to Zira's bribing threats. Cynder quietly gasped until the relection was gone, normal Cynder is apparent)
  • Riku: Cynder, are you okay?
  • Cynder: Uh, I'm fine. I'll be fine. (Suddenly Cynder has a flashback of her first encounter with Ansem Seeker of Darkness and what he told her, Riku and Shen back in the World that Never Was in Spyro/Spongebob and Friends Get Spirited Away. After such, a maniacally laughing Malefor. Cynder was breathing heavily)
  • Sparx: Uh, did those pirates force you to drink sea water?
  • Cynder: It's nothing Sparx, I'll be fine.
  • Riku: Your thinking about what Ansem told you and Shen, are you?
  • Cynder: NO I'M NOT! (The other paused at what Cynder had just said, and she sighs) I just, don't wanna hear the story. Why hear something you were already there in when you know how it's gonna end?
  • Sparx: Cool, cause Kairi ain't gonna start story time without all of us together.
  • Cynder: I'm going to fly for a bit, clear my mind.
  • Sparx: Are you sur-
  • Cynder: I'M POSITIVE! (She flew off in a huff)
  • Sweetiebelle: Uh, why did Cynder turn into a total cranky-pants?
  • Sparx: Must be her time of the month.
  • Applebloom: Time of the month?
  • Sparx: Well, sometimes older girls go throug- (Suddenly a piece of iron appears on Sparx's mouth) Mmm-mmm-mmmf!
  • Trixie: That WON'T be necessary!
  • Scootaloo: Okay, now what's really wrong with Cynder? Is she going nuts like Twilight?
  • Twilight: Maybe what's happened to us lately is REALLY getting to our heads.
  • Fluttershy: I couldn't agree more.
  • Scootaloo: So, Fluttershy, how did you end up getting interested in the sea all of a sudden?
  • Fluttershy: Well, I really don't wanna talk about it.
  • Applebloom: Well, we can fix that. Once we find the nearest island, be sure to meet with us in private, okay?
  • Fluttershy: Uh...sure. Okay.
  • Applebloom: (Whispering to the Crusaders) Cutie marks, here we come!
  • Scootaloo: You know it!
  • Pinkie: Please tell us the story, Kairi! (Makes puppy dog eyes, and starts to whimper like a dog)
  • Gilda: Oh, for the love of bronies!
  • Kairi: Well, I suppose it all started when me and this girl named Penny were captured when Cynder was still corrupted...

A few explanations later...

  • Kairi: ...And you see, that was when I had the oppertunity to meet the Shell Lodge for the first time.
  • Cynder: (While landing back in the boat) Of course, I didn't really mean all those rude comments about Penny. It was the darkness inside me that said that. But the stupidest thing that happened during the team-up with Madam Medusa was that she was so greedy, that she betrayed us and kept the diamond for herself in the end.
  • Twilight: Whoa...that was quite a downer.
  • Cynder: Tell me about it.
  • Kairi: After that, the Lodge had been watching over me not just as guardians, but as family. And with me in their hands, they managed to find Spyro in the WB version of Camelot, and help him get the courage to defeat Dark Cynder, and cure her from her corruption.
  • Pinkie: But did Cynder ever make amends to Penny?
  • Cynder: I was not able to meet her again personally, but sometime before our Atlantis adventure, we received a letter from her.
  • Applebloom: What was it about? What did it say? (Kairi pulled something from her bag, revealing a crayon drawing of Cynder, and words on the back that said 'No hard feelings Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean.')
  • Kairi: It said "No hard feelings, Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean. Signed, Penny".
  • Cynder: Wow. She must've heard I was rescued from my corruption long ago. Besides, that's a nice drawing of me.
  • Twilight: That was pretty thoughtful.
  • Fluttershy: So, what can we find out about this pirate myth that mean gorilla told us about?
  • Kairi: I don't know, yet. But whoever this Keyblade-wielding pirate is, we need to know about it.
  • Spyro: We just need to find someplace to help us concentrate.
  • Spike: Actually guys, during Twilight's meltdown, I saw she brought a book about United Universal Legends.
  • Twilight: Oh, of course. The UUniversal Legends Book. I always keep something like that. (Gets book, and searches it) Let's see, warlords, wizards, mythical species, Ah-ha! Pirates!
  • Cynder: Got anything about a Keyblade-wielding pirate?
  • Twilight: I'm looking...hmm...Well, I got one Keyblade-wielding pirate in here. It's the folk tale of Captain Taiklar Blackheart and the Loot of 100000 Realms.
  • Spyro: Well, he seems to fit the profile all right. What's it say about him?
  • Twilight: It says that Captain Taiklar Blackheart was a Keyblade-wielder who was bound to corruption, and formed a pirate crew who robbed about thousands of worlds around the UUniverses, including the royal ones. He was so powerful, that he defeated even immortals including King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight of Equestria...wait a minute, who are King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight? I find those names strangely familiar for some reason.
  • Spyro: Hmm, I never heard of them.
  • Cynder: I find them familiar, too. But it's been so long ever since I last thought of them.
  • Twilight: Well, whoever they were, we'll find out soon. Anyway, Captain Blackheart defeated immortals and mortals and robbed them of their wealth. No one knows where Taiklar stashed the treasure he stole, but they say some of his crew's ancestors still live today.
  • Kairi: How long ago was this?
  • Twilight: It says that Taiklar was born a thousand years ago, 300 years after the First Cartoonian War, and died of lung cancer somewhere unknown. No one has ever found his body, but Taiklar's stolen treasure still lies somewhere in the UUniverses...Wow, he lived close to the First Cartoonian War? That means that Taiklar has lived during Equestria's younger years.
  • Rainbow Dash: Unbelievable! Just unbelievable!
  • Gilda: But how come I never heard of King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight?
  • Sparx: Uh-oh! Something tells me we're looking at another High Council conspiracy. I mean, us not knowing who those two are? Tailkar or whatever is considered to be a myth! I'm just spit-balling here, but what if this guy killed those two?
  • Twilight: Hmm...Spike, do we have that book about Equestria's early history with us?
  • Spike: Oh, yes, we do, Twilight. It's right here. (Takes out a book that says 'Equestrian History')
  • Twilight: Alright, let's see if we have any info on King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. (Opens book, and looks through pages)...Hmm...nothing much in here, but I think there might be some info on ancient history. (Flips through pages)...Here we are. Early rulers of Equestria. Let's see...Oh, here we are. King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. It says that...(Gasps) Oh, dear! No wonder those names sounded familiar!
  • Spyro: What is it, Twilight?
  • Twilight: Well, this may be kind of a shock, but...King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight are...are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's biological parents.
  • Pinkie: PERMISSION TO FREAK OUT?!?
  • Spyro: Celestia and Luna's parents? Wow!
  • Cynder: Of course! Now I remember everything! When I was first corrupted, Malefor told me that Chernabog corrupted Captain Taiklar to serve as one of the army. But Taiklar didn't approve, and went out on his own to become a pirate, which was his childhood dream. But the corruption made him VERY greedy, and he began robbing thousands of wealthy worlds, many of which include Equestria. He and many other criminals took advantage of the High Council's turned eye on the worlds in the real First Cartoonian War.
  • Pinkie: You mean the one with Cobra wasn't the first one?
  • Cynder: That's the Second war, it's mistakenly called the First because there was very little knowledge of the real one.
  • Twilight: I just can't believe Celestia never told me about this.
  • Fluttershy: Maybe it was too horrible for her to reveal to anypony else.
  • Sparx: If the High Council did conspirisize this, they didn't do a good job censoring it.
  • Cynder: That's true, The High Council actually covered it up by saying that King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight still lived, but left to an unknown realm. And it seemed to have worked because everybody thought that Taiklar was a pirate myth. But some people, like Captain Blot, believe the 'myth', and scavenge the UUniverses for the location of The Loot of 100000 Realms, but never lived long enough to reach it.
  • Spyro: So where did he hid the treasure after he took Nightus and Heavenslight's lives?
  • Twilight: Well, it actually doesn't say.
  • Trixie: Not sure it helps, but I overheard from those otters that they found the possible location. It may be in an island of cute hamsters.
  • Sparx: Hamsters? That doesn't sound so bad. (Suddenly Spike remembers what Blot told Spyro while showing him his treasure map)
  • Trixie: But unfortunately, those brutes are far away by now, so we can kiss following them goodbye.
  • Spike: Maybe we don't need too.
  • Trixie: Well explain, little one.
  • Spike: Remember when Blot showed us that map of his? The one related to Spyro's heritage to Kingdom Hearts?
  • Spyro: But I am still doubtful on that! What does my heritage have anything to do with some mythcal riches? I mean, once thought mythical, or maybe still, I don't know anymore. But I know this: My heritage and some pirate's fantasy are two completely different things.
  • Twilight: Well, we don't know for sure unless we try to find out why Blot think those two have something in common.
  • Spyro: ...I did plan that. Sorry, I'm both curious but skeptic at the same time. I want to find out, but at the same time, I think it's nonsense. Everything's becoming complicated. It's like, someone wanted us to end up here.
  • Cynder: (Suddenly realizes) The storm! Cobra! Guys, I think Cobra made that storm happen.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Cynder: Trust me, he told me his medallion has the power to manipulate weather. I bet he's responsible. He made that storm happen so we are to end up in Blot's territory to try to get us killed, and make Spyro, Kairi, and possibly me captured, and the rest of you out of the picture.
  • Trixie: Are you sure?
  • Cynder: (Scoffs) He once made a snowstorm and a tornado at the same time in New York.
  • Pinkie: A SNOWNADO?!?
  • Cynder: Yes, and he casted a tornado in a trailer park one time, then a flash flood in a desert.
  • Trixie: WHY WOULD THAT OLD SKALEY FART DO THAT TO US LIKE THAT?! THAT IS EVIL, EVEN FOR HIM!!! (Spyro suddenly spots an island out in the distance)
  • Cynder: If I know him well, he clearly wanted to cheat Spyro, Kairi, and maybe even me out of the safety of the Lodgers so the United Universes would fall into darkness.
  • Spike: So THAT explains that really intense storm.
  • Spyro: Guys, look!
  • Gilda: What? We're busy saying we really hate Cobra's guts now.
  • Kairi: (Begins to see the island, too, and points at it) Look at that!
  • Trixie: Land? LAND?! LAND!!!
  • Sparx: Do you think that's the island Blot and those other jerks are heading, or even, that treasure thing?
  • Riku: Well, there's only one way to find out, Sparx.
  • Pinkie Pie: YAY!!!! REALLY FUN SEA-FAIRING ADVENTURE, HOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: PINKIE PIE!
  • Rarity: Do you want those sea faring brutes to find us?!?
  • Pinkie: Sorry.

Chapter 3: The Native Hamster Inhabited Island

the Rescue ship.

  • Icky: (He and Iago were lounging about) Ahh, there's nothing like a sea fairing adventure to clear the mind, Iago ol' buddy.
  • Iago: My thoughts exactly, Ick. (Then the two spot Ganny Gricky tossing some food overboard)
  • Granny Gricky: Ashes, feeding time!
  • Icky: Oh, Granny's wasting food again for her absolutely not-real-at-all pet.
  • Iago: Should we stop her?
  • Icky: Nah, she'll only get violent. I say just let go and let loose. Just let Granny do what she wants, and she won't complain too much.
  • Iago: Are you sure?
  • Icky: Oh, I'm postitive. Let me tell you this story about this one time with Granny and my dad which is a pretty good and long story that I'm sure will get a chuckle out of you completely uniterup--(Suddenly, a splash is heard)
  • Crew Member: UGLY OLD BIRD OVERBOARD!!!
  • Icky and Iago: WHAT?!? (The two quickly left in time just as Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain, who were hiding, nearly got them)
  • Sea-Claw: Shoot, almost had them! (Icky, Iago, Icky's family and the other Lodgers rush to the side-deck to see Gricky in the ocean)
  • Gricky: Thanks for finally drawing my bath, Icky!
  • Icky: GRANNY, GET YOUR OLD BUTT OUT OF THERE NOW!!
  • Gricky: No way! This is my first bath in decades! (Fishes are seen floating up dead as there's an unsettling coloration in the water)
  • Iago: Who knew your Granny was an environmental hazard?
  • Lord Shen: Good heavens!
  • El Skales: (Hidden from sight, and is seen looking in the cannon hole holding a tank filled with pollution-eating piranhas) These Pollution-eating Piranas from that laboratory I robbed from should take care of the old woman I knocked overboard. (He pours the creatures in the water) Oh-oh-oh yes, my fishes, eat! (The huge school of piranhas is seen heading torwords Granny Gricky)
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Sid) Quick! Somebody do something!
  • Joe: Gomamon, I think now is the time for you to digivolve. (The piranhas began to eat through the pollution with no problems)
  • Granny Gricky: So relaxing.
  • Gomamon: GOMAMON DIGIVOVLE TO....IKKAKUMON!!!! (Ikkakumon dives into the sea and quickly swims towards the piranhas)
  • Piranha: Whoa-whoa-whoa! We don't want any trouble dude!
  • Ikkakumon: You TALK?
  • Piranha# 2: We're not feeding on your buddy, man! We just want to clean up the shit she's leaving in the water.
  • Ikkakumon: Well, thanks for doing the environment a favor. I'm gonna do it a bigger one and get her of the water.
  • Piranha #1: Yeah, your really gonna do her a solid yo. Oh, and uh, look out for that Anaconda dude, I think he's the one who knocked her over in the first place, and thought we was gonna eat her yo. Dude, where did he left his brains, yo? (Suddenly, the piranhas spot a silhouette of a giant dragon-like creature in the distance)
  • Piranha #3: YIKES! SWIM AWAY, MAN! A MONSTER!...Oh, not you, there's an even bigger one COMING THIS WAY! (The pollution-eating piranhas made a swim for it)
  • Ikkakumon: What were those guys talking about? (Back on the surface, Matt and Tai are about to throw Icky into the sea to save Gricky)
  • Spongebob: Ok guys, now! (A huge creature-like moan is heard)
  • Icky: Uh, what was that? (Suddenly, huge sprouts of water shot Ikkakumon and Gricky up in the air)
  • Gricky: GOOD ONE, ASHES!
  • Icky's family: ASHES?! (Ikkakumon returns to the form of Gomamon as Gricky lands on Icky again while everyone sees the giant dragon silhouette vanish into the depths of the ocean)
  • Icky: What... in the animal kingdom..... WAS THAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: Well, like you said when you once dragged me to fight those fighters, the UUniverses is filled with strange things and wonders.
  • Icky: Well, I didn't say it like that. But still, what was that?
  • Gricky: What you peepin' Toms all lookin' at!? (Talking to Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and the Hyenas, and they look away) Lady can't take a bath in peace? Eye-balling me like a rump roast, (Mumbles) I oughtta...
  • Izzy: What's the life-expectancy for an elderly female Ichthyornis? (Gricky bonks Izzy on the head) OW!
  • Gricky: None of yer' damn business, bonehead!
  • El Skales: (Hisses angrily and goes back in) How could my plan go wrong? I hate that stupid bird! Next time, not he nor his family will escape my clutches! (Suddenly, he was grabbed by Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain and they flung him to a wall) OOF! What is the meaning this, you idiots?! Is this anyway to treat Shamus's first mate?!?
  • Sea-Claw: We'll you're not Shamus' first mate anymore! Cuz' after that little stunt you pulled with the piranhas, we told Shamus that he's got a traitor in his mist trying to sabotage his plan! (Suddenly, Shamus appears)
  • Shamus: And it appears that traitor is you, El Skales! I told you no bloodshed! You'll ruin my plan if they find out!
  • El Skales: Look, it failed anyway! Something, strange happened, and that blasted old hag lived.
  • Shamus: Well, I guess I can't punish you too greatly for that. Boys, leave me to discuss this with Skales, resume what I previously ordered you.
  • Sea-Claw: Aye-aye, boss! (The trio ran off)
  • Shamus: Listen Skales, I do NOT want ye' to pull of another stunt like this, or so help me, I will not he held accountable if your suddenly found gutted! Is that clear?
  • El Skales made a growling hiss again
  • El Skales: ("This is bullshit! I guess it's time I got out the big guns. In order to get to Icky and his family, both Shamus and his plan to return the legendary treasure to their rightful owners has got to go.") Transparently. (Shamus leaves, and El Skales makes an evil looking smile like The Grinch, and makes his way to Celestia's Quarters) ("And not only will I get my coils on Icky and his family, but I'll have the treasure! Phase One: Be a Tattle-Tale!") (Knocks on door) Your highness, may I have a word with you?

The Island

  • Trixie: (It was sundown, and Spyro's group rowed their life boat to the beach) AW, FINALLY! LAND! OH SWEET, FORGIVING LAND! HOW I CRAVE YOU! (Trixie started to kiss the sandy beach)
  • A Hermit Crab: "HEY, YOU DANG DEER!!! STOP KISSING ME FRONT YARD!!! (Trixie screamed and ran back on the boat but now Rarity stepped out to kiss the sandy beach) Hey, that goes double to you, ya' darn moose!
  • Rarity: How rude!
  • Gilda: I got this, Rare!
  • Hermit Crab: Hey get lost, ya' big rooster! (Gilda let out a big griffin roar which scared the hermit crab away)
  • Applejack: Wow, that was one territorial little critter.
  • Gilda: Yep, but he's gone now. (Turning to Trixie and Rarity) Ok, ladies you can go ahead and kiss the beach, now. (Trixie and Rarity did just that)
  • Pinkie: (She sees some bushes filled with colorful and perfectly edible berries while Sparx spots some tasty butterflies to eat) Berries!
  • Sparx: Ah, sweet! More of those fly thingies! (Pinkie happily bounces to the bushes to eat some of the berries while Sparx snatches some butterflies and eats some)
  • Kairi: (To Fluttershy while helping her out of the life boat) Now, are you sure you can handle yourself since your wings are still sore form those blades, dry starfish and that leopard seal's fangs, Fluttershy?
  • Fluttershy: Well, I think s--
  • Twilight: Pinkie Pie! What are you doing?!
  • Pinkie: Oh, I'm just having some tasty berries, silly. (Gives Twilight a blue one with her hoove) Here, try one.
  • Twilight: Pinkie, we can't go around in a strange island and eat the things there! What if they're poisonous, or worse? I once read that there's a kind of berry that, though it doesn't kill you, makes you fall into a sleep so deep, you'll never wake up! I can't even TELL you how rare the kind of flower used for the cure is!
  • Riku: These berries are okay, Twi. They grew on Destiny Islands with the papu fruit, so they're okay to eat. (Picks an orange berry from a bush and gives it to Spike) You wanna try one, Spike?
  • Trixie: Sparkle, I don't blame you for being cautious, but lighten up.
  • Twilight: Look, you'll admit you've never been to this island before, right?
  • Riku: Technically, true. But trust me, look up Desteny Islands in one of your books, and you might be pleasantly surprised.
  • Twilight: Spike, did I pack any books about Desteny Islands' Flora and Fauna?
  • Spike: (Eating the fruit) WOW, this is really good! You gotta try these, Twilight. Oh wait, you asked me to get a book or something?
  • Twilight: Yes! Otherwise I might as well starve in fear of poisonous fruits. (Unknown to her, another hermit crab appeared from the sand, quietly sneaked up on Twilight and pinched her on her butt) AOOOUUUCCCHHH!!! (Spyro, Kairi and the others laughed as Twilight panicked and ran round with the crab still pinching her flank)
  • Twilight: Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
  • Spike: (Laughs) If only Shining Armor and Taiku were here to see this.
  • Trixie: Tai-who?
  • Spike: I'll tell you some other time. I better get that book Twilight wants.
  • Applejack: Well, is anyone gonna get that crab off her flank?
  • Spyro: Dont worry, Applejack, I got this one. Ok Twi, this is going to sting a little and the rest of you may wanna cover your ears. But I'm going to be very gentle with my electric breath.
  • Twilight and the Crab: ELECTRO-WHAT?! (Kairi and the others covered their ears, and Spyro lets out a gentle volt of electricity at the hermit crab that hits him on impact but it also stung Twilight's flank, and Twilight screams so loud, it can be heard in the entire UUniverses
  • Hermit crab: Ok, ok, I'm leaving and out of here boy! (He skitters away)
  • Spike: Good thinking, Spyro.
  • Kairi: (While checking her bag) Dont worry Twilight, I got some healing cream and some bandages in here somewhere, but not the bandages I used on Fluttershy's wings, but don't sit down until I do this, okay?
  • Twilight: Won't plan on it.
  • Spike: (Trying to hold in laughter) I got...(Scoffs)...that Destiny Islands book you wanted. It's...(Scoffs)...got the info you want in there somewhere.
  • Spyro: Ok guys, before we look at this book, let's get a camp set up. We'll check that book out for info on the fruit before we go hiking tomorrow.

1 hour later...

  • (The camp is made. Riku and Spyro got a camp fire ready, Cynder and Gilda caught some fish to eat while Applejack, Rarity and the Crusaiders brought back some ripe island fruit with Pinkie bringing a basket full of ripe edible berries after the book confirmed they are safe. Kairi has finished putting two bandages in the shape of an X on Twilight's flank after rubbing the healing cream on it)
  • Trixie: (Giggles) I must say, "X" does mark the spot! (Bursts into laughter)
  • Kairi: (Giggles) Well, I'm glad you liked it. Your flank will be better in no time.
  • Pinkie: Hey, guys and girls! Some silly filly left some Nightmare-Night decorations here! (She points to some skeletal remains of pirates, causing the others to scream)
  • Spyro: Calm down, guys! All in favor of me and Riku burying the bodies, say 'Aye'!
  • Everyone: Aye!
  • Riku: Well Spyro, the Ayes have it! We'd better start digging!
  • Spyro: Did anyone pack shovels?
  • Gilda: Uh, who packs shovels on a boating trip?
  • Spyro: I'll just have to dig in the sand with my claws then.
  • Trixie: Whatever, just make quick work on those things! They're creeping me out.
  • Spyro: Riku, be ready to dump those bodies in the hole once I'm done with this.
  • Riku: I have to be the one to touch those things? (Sighs) fine!
  • Sparx: (To a corpse) Well, whoever did this to you, he can't hurt you anymore!

Later...

  • Trixie: (The skeletons were buried) Well, pardon me for sounding so harsh, but I think I'll rest easy without those bones being a nuisance.
  • Spyro: I don't know where those dead bodies came from, but I think this beach was a great battlefield long ago.
  • Twilight: Well, if Tailkar is real, I bet they must've been rival pirates...or even traitors.
  • Trixie: Traitors?
  • Riku: Well, what did those guys do to Taiklar that made him kill them?
  • Twilight: It varies. Maybe those pirates wanted the gold for themselves. Or maybe they were morally conflicted by his actions and wanted to steal the gold to make amends.
  • Trixie: You mean...like...good pirates? Do those kinds even exist?
  • Kairi: Yes. Sora told me so.
  • Trixie: Really?
  • Kairi Yeah, Sora told me and Riku about his adventures with Donald and Goofy before Lea's Nobody kidnapped me and Riku was still with Diz that they encountered a pirate captain named Jack Sparrow.
  • Gilda: Cool! What was he like?
  • Kairi: I never met him before, but Sora told me that he, Donald, and Goofy helped him reclaim his stolen ship 'The Black Peal' from a greedy pirate named Barbossa. (The campfire showd some flashbacks of Sora, Donald and Goofy's first adventure with Jack Sparrow in Kingdom Hearts 2 as Kairi continued to narrate. Eventually, she was done)
  • Kairi: ...And that's how they saved Jack's world from being comsumed by the Heartless.
  • Twilight: Well, that was a very interesting story.
  • Fluttershy: (Resting near some trees until the CMCs arrive)
  • Scootaloo: Psst! (Fluttershy sees them, and Scootaloo signals her to come to them, and Fluttershy does that)
  • Fluttershy: What is it girls?
  • Scootaloo: Remember what we said to you on the lifeboat?
  • Fluttershy: ...Oh, of course. What is it? (The Crusaders dragged her off)

CMC's Tent

  • Applebloom: Alrighty then! First, we need the perfect swimsuit.
  • Fluttershy: Swimsuit?
  • Sweetiebelle: Yes. We've decided that we should do something nice for our two sisters, and help one of their friends. So we're gonna help you with your little sea obsession. First, we're gonna teach you how to swim.
  • Applebloom: But what are we gonna do about Twilight, Spyro and the others? If they find out what we're doing with Fluttershy, they may not like it.
  • Scootaloo: Easy! We'll do lessons when they sleep.
  • Applebloom: Hmm, good thinking. But, uh...I think there might be a good chance they'll hear the splashing.
  • Sweetiebelle: Then we'll do it in a secluded cove I found not too far from here.
  • Scootaloo: But we're still gonna have to wait for them to sleep.
  • Applebloom: Yeah. And what if they start to do night-watches in case those pirates might be about?
  • Scootaloo: Then we're gonna have to distract them with either another story from Kairi or a campfire song.
  • Sweetiebelle: What if dangerous creatures lerk about here?
  • Applebloom: Well, we're gonna have too look at Twilight's Destiny Islands animal book just to be sure.
  • Fluttershy: Sounds like a lot of trouble just to help me with something I want.
  • Applebloom: Aw, please, Fluttershy? We just wanna make you happy.
  • Fluttershy: Well, as much as I wanna explore the sea...I guess I can accept it. But instead of doing all this complicated stuff, wouldn't it be simpler to just tell them?
  • Scootaloo: I don't think they would approve. You saw how Twilight reacted.
  • Fluttershy: Well, that's probably because she was stressed out after what those pirates did to us.
  • Scootaloo: Yes, but still, we can't risk it.
  • Fluttershy: Come on girls, I'm sure, Spyro and Kairi will understand.
  • Applebloom: Sorry, but no. We're in dangerous territory. Plus, we haven't explored the island. Until tomorrow, they'll never let us go.
  • Fluttershy: Oh...I suppose that's understandable.
  • Applebloom: Well, I guess we should get started. We'll get our favor over with, and they won't suspect.

Back at the Camp Sight...

  • Spyro: So that's the story of Sora's second visit in Jack Sparrow's world before they, Riku and the King along with Ansem the Wise defeated Xemnas' Organization XIII after they came to rescue you?
  • Kairi: Yes. Sora had alot of...(Yawns)...adventures.
  • Gilda: I think it's about time we hit the sack.
  • Riku: Yeah. But, to be on the safe side in the events of Blot or any island dangers, one of us have to stay watch.
  • Sweetie Belle: Ooh, ooh, guys, can I sing you a campfire song?
  • Rainbow Dash: Please don't!
  • Kairi: Oh, that will be just fine, Sweetie Belle.
  • Spyro: Yeah, cause we got a big day of trekking in the jungle ahead of us tomorrow.
  • Rainbow Dash: Here we go.
  • Trixie: Wow, so quick to reject, Rainbow One? What harm can there be in just a little--
  • Sweetiebelle: NINETY-NINE BUCKETS OF OATS IN THE WALL, NINETY-NINE BUCKETS OF OATS...
  • Trixie: Yikes! I see what you mean. How long is this?
  • Rainbow Dash: Practically forever! We should just...(Yawns) Get to sleep now, before the singing gets us to sleep itself.
  • Trixie: Well, I am...(Yawns)...getting fidgety.
  • Rainbow Dash: 'Fidgety' (Scoffs) That reminds me of Fidget.
  • Trixie: Yeah, as much as I find him annoying, I miss that little twat. (Yawns)...I might say I always found him, a little cute, in his own little bat way. What kind of bat is Fidget anyway?
  • Rainbow Dash: I have no idea. But he's not a vampire bat, I'll tell you that. Maybe he's a fruit bat like his cousin, Batty.
  • Kairi: You know Trixie, even tough he messes up most of the time,...(Yawns)...he really has a good heart like I always knew he would.
  • Gilda: (Yawns)...I'm not even that tired, but this yawning is contagious.

1 hour of singing later...

  • Scootaloo: (Spyro's group except for Fluttershy and the Crusaders are now asleep) Is she about done yet?
  • Sweetie Belle: Now I am!
  • Scootaloo: Good! Let's go! (Fluttershy and the CMCs sneek past the sleeping group. Spyro quietly awakens to see them heading for the cove)
  • Spyro: Hey, where are they going?...I got to get Sparx and Kairi to come with me and see what Fluttershy and the girls are up too. (Spyro quietly wakes Sparx and Kairi up)
  • Sparx: Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
  • Kairi: Spyro? Wha...what is it?
  • Spyro: Fluttershy and the girls are up to something. Let's quietly follow them and see what the're doing.
  • Kairi: Oh, Spyro. It's probably that swimming lesson they offered on the boat. Remember?
  • Spyro: You read my mind.
  • Sparx: So why bother them for?
  • Spyro: I just wanna make sure they need a safe escort back to the camp and see if Fluttershy really wants to see the world under the ocean. You wanna come along?
  • Kairi: Okay.
  • Spyro: Shhh! Quiet though, we musn't wake the others.
  • Sparx: Why not?
  • Spyro: Well, remember how Twilight reacted? I don't want it happening again. We gotta keep this a secret.
  • Sparx: Okay, let's go.

Cove

  • Scootaloo: (Everyone is wearing swimsuits) Alright, Fluttershy, let's get started. The first rule about swimming, as we already know, is breathing.
  • Spyro, Kairi and Sparx hid from the jungle underbrush.
  • Sparx: Well, what do you know? It WAS a swimming lesson.
  • Spyro: SSSHH! We can't blow our cover until it's time. Let's just wait and see how this plays out.
  • Fluttershy: Okay, I get the 'breathing' part, but I don't think this'll be easy.
  • Scootaloo: Aw, c'mon! It's as easy as riding a scooter.
  • Fluttershy: Girls, you really have good intentions, but, just learning how to swim is one thing, but...well...I don't think just doing it is enough to help. I mean, I want something more than just to swim. I want to be sure I can breath safely, like a merpony.
  • Applebloom: You mean a hippocampus? I heard from stories they don't appear very often in Equestria.
  • Fluttershy: I know, but...to be a merpony myself...that would be wonderful. If only Twilight didn't become such a worry-wart from this whole mess. If only Rarity had magic as strong as Twilight's. If only you were old enough to even do magic, Sweetie Belle. No offense, or anything. If only, anyone with magic can help me.
  • ???: Is it magic you require? Then I, the Islands' Charwoman, can help. (Fluttershy and the CMCs see a Viper-look-a-like native snake charwoman with a shell-necklace, and a series of voodoo tattoos)
  • Scootaloo: Uh, sorry, mam! Rainbow Dash and my friends' sisters told us not to talk to strangers.
  • Charwoman Snake: I seek you no harm. I am of the good tribe the Ham-Dam.
  • Applebloom: Uh, Gesundheit?
  • Fluttershy: You might help me? You know magic?
  • Shawoman snake: I am the Charwoman Wajinga. I offer help. I can grant your wish. I am of good juju.
  • Fluttershy: So...well...you wouldn't mind turning me into a merpony, would you?
  • Wajinga: It's a simple task, but I must make you aware that you will only become so in water. On land, you will revert back to your normal form. Also, whenever you get wet, your merpony form gets activated, and will stay that way until you are dry, or a strong-enough magic fixes you, briefly until you return to water. There are added benefits, you will be able to communicate with the sea life, befriend them, maybe even find the hidden mythical city, of Equantica.
  • Fluttershy: Equantica? I heard from stories it vanished when the Queen disrespected Discord.
  • Wajinga: Believe me, child, it is here, and it is safe. Problem is, the disrespectful and greedy land-people scared them into hiding. I trust you are from their original realm, Equestia. I promised the Queen when an Equestrian pony comes, I am to make her a merpony, and teach her merponies to trust again. Only learning to trust and tolerate even the most obnoxious of land-people, the curse of Discord will be lifted, and they will return home.
  • Fluttershy: Well...if it means me being a merpony, then I'm sure I want to meet and/or help them. Please! Even if I have to give you my voice, I--
  • Wajinga: Child, I'm not a bad juju user. I promise no payment of money, souls, or voices are needed. My only request is that you trust me.
  • Fluttershy: Sure. I...
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  • Wajinga: Alright, you're a merpony, child. Head torwards the water, and see everything.
  • Fluttershy: (Walks up to the water, and slowly dips her hoof in the water, and she quickly turns into a merpony with a beautiful pink tail fin with her cutie mark on it)...I can't believe it!...I'm a merpony?!?
  • Spyro: Whoa!
  • Sparx: Well, this is an unlikely turn of events. Who knew a musical number was needed to cast a single spell?
  • Spyro/Kairi: Sparx!
  • Sparx: What?
  • Fluttershy: (Dives into the water, and swims around) I'M A MERPONY!!! (Laughs)
  • Wajinga: As I've said before, once you come out of the water and dry, you'll have your hind legs again. But once you touch the ocean, you will have your tail again. You can be both a Pegasus pony and a merpony whenever you want.
  • The Crusaders: Aw, man!
  • Applebloom: There goes our chance to get out cutie marks.
  • Scootaloo: Thanks a lot, snake lady.
  • Wajinga: Sorry, young ones. I feel as if my presence wasn't appreciated.
  • Fluttershy: Wait, you girls were helping me so you three can get cutiemarks? (The CMCs hesitated)
  • Scootaloo: Well...kinda. We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders after all.
  • Fluttershy: I...I...I can't believe you helped me to help yourselves!
  • Sweetiebelle: But we did wanna help!
  • Scootaloo: We just hoped we'd get Swim-Instructor cutie marks out of this!
  • Applebloom: We didn't mean any harm! Honest! (Fluttershy cries)
  • Fluttershy: NO WONDER THE MERPONIES DON'T LIKE LAND PEOPLE!!! YOU'RE ALL GREEDY AND SELF-IMPORTANT!!! (Fluttershy gets out and returns back to normal) Thanks for helping, Wajinga, but I decided I'm going on this journey to Equantica by myself! I don't wanna babysit these fillies if any of my friends ask again! (She runs off crying)
  • Wajinga: Child, please! I promise you these children meant no ill intentions! (Fluttershy didn't hear her)
  • Applebloom: ...Now look what you did, you old witch!
  • Wajinga: Children, please, I meant no ill will! I wanted to help her! I needed her to help the Equanticans return home! I made a promise to their Queen! If they can't find their harmony, the merponies will turn into sea-beasts, and become the scourage of all!
  • Scootaloo: (The CMCs gasp) And you put her there in that shark tank?!?
  • Wajinga: What?! No!! I hoped her kindness would help them embrace trust and compassion. My intentions are pure.
  • Scootaloo: Liar! Let's throw rocks at this witch!
  • Wajinga: No, children! I really did want to help! (Spyro, Sparx and Kairi saw the whole thing)
  • Spyro: Oh, this isn't good! Come on, Sparx, we gotta catch Fluttershy.
  • Kairi: First, let's help Wajinga! I don't think she intended putting Fluttershy in danger. The Crusaders were the ones who made Fluttershy think in such a way.
  • Sparx: But we can't let Fluttershy get lost out there!
  • Spyro: Then we'll have to split up and make this right. Kairi, you calm the Crusaders down and reason with them that Wajinga didnt mean any real harm while Sparx and I go find Fluttershy.
  • Kairi: Okay, but be careful! We still don't know what lives in this jungle.
  • Spyro: Right! Good luck, Kairi. If she gets lost out there, we'll never find her!
  • Sparx: Right behind you, buddy!
  • Spyro: (To Kairi while flying off into the jungle with Sparx while the music for when Rafiki leads Simba to the pond plays) We'll meet you back at the cove with the girls once we find Fluttershy.
  • Wajinga: (The Crusaders throw rocks at her) Little ones, please listen to reason! The black juju witch Geogra wants to turn Equantica into her slaves once the transformation is complete! I can't let that tiger shark win!
  • Scootaloo: Now there's a dark magic tiger shark?! Oh, you are SO getting it, lady!
  • Kairi's Voice: GIRLS!!!! PUT THOSE ROCKS DOWN THIS INSTANT!!!! (The crusaders see Kairi)
  • Scootaloo: But Kairi, that snake lady that looks like Viper tricked Fluttershy into doing a dangerous mission!
  • Sweetiebelle: With sea-beasts and a black magic tiger shark!
  • Applebloom: You know she can't handle that on her own.
  • Kairi: Listen to me! Wajinga didn't mean for this to happen, you three were the ones who put Fluttershy into this mess with your swimming lesson in the first place. Now put those rocks down right now, or so help me I will tell Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash on you three and you're going to get into some serious trouble! UNDERSTAND?!? (The Crusaders drop the rocks and look scared at Kairi while exotic tropical birds fly out of the jungle treetops. Wajinga was still frightened, tears are escaping her face)
  • Kairi: I'm very sorry about what is becoming of the merponies' home, Wajinga, and I'm sorry for the way these three fillies have been acting. They just didn't understand that you need Fluttershy, and I want to help you too. (Wajinga was still fearful, and tearing in regret)
  • Kairi: What's wrong?
  • Wajinga: ...I was...just reminded of an unpleasent childhood. I used to live in the towns with my Anaconda father. I was...special... and I was an offspring to an immortal good juju magic user. My mother said she will only appear when I needed her the most in a time of a true crisis. Sadly, my childhood promblems did not count. My mother does care for me, but rules of Great Spirits prevented her to interfere too much with mortal affairs unless needed. The townspeople feared my magic, afraid that I am dangerous. My father acted violently torwards them, and he was arrested and imprisoned for it. I was banished to this island as a result. During my torture...(Cries)...they threw stones. All of them hurt if hit. (Cries)...Why? Why did they fear me? Father said I am meant to free this world and the city Discord planted here from the horrors of the black juju witch! Why?...(cries louder)...Why am I feared?!?
  • Kairi: What?
  • Wajinga: (Drying her tears) But that's not important right now, because Fluttershy shouldn't have run off into the jungles of the Great Island of Ham-Dam alone at night.
  • Scootaloo: Nothing happened to us when we did it. Why?
  • Wajinga: Because it is too dangerous for all who enter it when it gets dark and night time is when Tacor, the local Ham-Dam island jaguar who looks like Sabor from Tarzan, is most active.
  • Scootaloo: How bad is he?
  • Wajinga: Well, unlike Sabor, he talks...and terribly lacks humility.

Jungle

  • A leopard with a almost sofisicated charm is seen. he is aided by a comical looking group of wild dogs.

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  • Wild Dog 1: That was brilliant, Tacor!
  • Tacor: (Laughs with delight) You're too kind, my faithful servants. Did you find anything in my favorite hunting grounds tonight?
  • Wild Dog 1: Butch, the report!
  • Butch, Wild Dog 2: Mutch, the report!
  • Mutch, Wild Dog 3: Touch, the report!
  • Touch, Last Wild Dog: Duh, Loush, the report!
  • Loush, Wild Dog 1: Idiot, I'M Loush!
  • Touch: Huh?
  • Loush: D'oh, fine! I'll do it! I think I saw a bunch of weirdly-colored, mutant little horses.
  • Tacor: You mean pony?
  • Loush: Uh, yeah! That's about it.
  • Tacor: You don't suppose they're from Equestia, do you? If so, Geogra's grand plans are being threatened! Her dreams of being queen, and my chance to be the Duke at her side are in danger! What do you say, we have a dinner date, gentlemen?
  • Butch: Perfect, because a yellow Pegasus pony has been seen heading for your turf, Boss. Your three top dogs, Zhensy, Bango and Fred will meet her there, then we'll arrive to meet her and have ourselves a little picnic.
  • Tacor: Oh, you mean those over-cocky and over-zealous and extremely obnoxious jackal trio? Well, they're as much involved in this as us. Might as well. But they better not louse this one up!

Other Part of the Jungle

  • (Spyro and Sparx were searching for Fluttershy above the jungle canopy which is attracting the attention of the jungle tree dwellers. A monkey, a toucan, and a chameleon have the biggest interest in them)
  • Monkey: Cool, a purple dragon, you guys!
  • Toucan: Uh, Banana, I don't think this is our concern. Eyes, help me out here!
  • Eyes the Chameleon: I see you, and I see London. I see France, and I see someone's underpants.
  • Banana the Monkey: Oh, come on, Longzu! This island hasn't seen purple dragons for who knows how long! We've got to get them to come with us to the Ham-Dam Hamster Village.
  • Eyes: I see Piza. I see Mongolia. I see some hawk eating a rat.
  • Longzu: Uh...Why do we hang out with Eyes again?
  • Banana: Come on, let's get his attention.
  • Longzu: And your plan is what?
  • Banana: My plan is to use that purple dragon to help us and the Ham-Dam Hamsters give that big ape Blot and his pirate posse the boot, of course.
  • Longzu: I meant your plan on getting their attention!
  • Banana: Oh...that I don't know. (Suddenly their conversation has caught Spyro and Sparx's attention)
  • Spyro: Uh, excuse me? Have you three seen a yellow pony run through here?
  • Sparx: Pegasus pony, pink hair, sea-green eyes, recently turned into a merpony, crying, incredibly hot...
  • Spyro: Sparx, really?
  • Eyes: I've seen a pony. I've seen danger. I've seen Tacor. I've seen wild dogs. I've seen the Jackal trio. I've seen danger.
  • Sparx: You already said that.
  • Eyes: I also see that I know!
  • Sparx: How the hell can you see knowledge? You KNOW it!!!
  • Spyro: Sparx, please, we've got to hurry!
  • Banana: WAIT! I was hoping you can help us get rid of Blot. He's being a big jerk to everyone here on the island, especially the poor Ham-Dam.
  • Spyro: Of course, but on one condition! You three, your friends, the other inhabitants and this 'Ham-Dam' have to help us find our friend Fluttershy before she gets hurt.
  • Longzu: But around here, it's considered a death sentence to disrespect Tacor.
  • Banana: Deal! That pussycat has it too good for too long.
  • Longzu: And here we go.
  • Spyro: Thanks! Come on, Sparx, we gotta hurry!
  • Banana: I'll get the howler monkeys to call all the animals and my posse together.
  • Longzu: And I must inform the Ham-Dam at once!

Beach

  • Fluttershy: (Arrives near the water still crying as her tears drop into the water)...You can do this, Fluttershy. I sure hope my friends forgive me for leaving them. *Sniff* (Suddenly she hears some comical laughter that makes her gasp and turn to see a pair of three yellow eyes glazing at her in the dark. Out of the underbrush comes three jackal look-alikes of Shenzi, Banzai and Ed accompanied by their own squadron of wild dogs who surround Fluttershy in a circle formation)...Meep!
  • Female Jackel: Well, well, well, Bango. What have we got here?
  • Male Jackel: Hmm, I dont know Zhensy. What do you think, Fred?
  • Fluttershy: ("Is it me, or do they look a bit like the Hyenas?") (Another male jackel that is Fred laughs idiotically)
  • Male Jackal (Bango): Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Lord Tacor's little merpony snack.
  • Female Jackel (Zhensy): Snack? Nuh-uh! We got him a king-fit meal!
  • Fluttershy: How...how did you know I was a merpony?
  • Bango: HA! We didn't! We suckered you into saying it!
  • Zhensy: Do you know what we and our boss do to merponies who step on the beach and enter the jungle? 
  • Fluttershy: Please say you throw them a party...please?
  • Bongo: Wrong-o!
  • ???: HEY! (Suddenly, they see a bright-blue merpony with a golden mane similar to Twilight's, no horn and an image of a trident on her tailfin, coming onto land, and turning into a normal pony with the trident image being her cutie mark. She looks angrily at the Jackals) Leave her alone, you stupid mangy mutts!

(This song plays, as while the Jackels mock Fluttershy and the Merpony, She and Fluttershy tried to escape, but eventally got cornered at a near-by creek when the song finishes up.)

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  • Bango: (Tacor appears from the underbrush growling) Look at that! Here comes Tacor, the Duke! (Laughs)
  • Flutterhsy: Tacor? (Tries to back away but falls into a small stream and her hind legs turn into her merpony fin again) OOF!
  • Merpony: (Gasp) You're who Wajinga chose? In that case, I can't let Tacor get you! (Tacor swiped the merpony away from Fluttershy while his wild dogs and the Jackal Trio pin her down)
  • Tacor: Princess Mareina, what a pleasant surprise to see you here. And thank you for detaining my victim, though unintentionally, I bet. Sucks your mother hasn't given you your Alicorn form back after your Council punished you for loving that horse prince of Destiny Islands. Your kind just isn't meant to trusting land-dwellers anymore, are you? How PATHETIC!!!
  • Bango: HAH! You tell 'em, boss!
  • Fluttershy: Alicorn? (Fred laughs)
  • Tacor: (Appears in front of Fluttershy after she struggles to run away with her still-apparent tailfin while her eyes water with fear) And as for you! Why did Wajinga choose you to be the savior of Equantica from Discord's curse and Geogra's plan to enslave the merpony race? You're clearly a yellow weak-kneed coward just staring at me with those tear-driven eyes! Well, no matter. I'm going to make your death quick and painless. (Chuckles)
  • Butch: Well, she's all yours, boss--(Suddenly, fire appeared from out of nowhere and Tacor dodges it)
  • Tacor: What the hell?!? (Spyro and Sparx appear)
  • Sparx: Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Meow!
  • Tacor: A purple dragon? On the island? ALIVE?!
  • Marenia: (Gasps at the sight of Spyro) A purple dragon?!? Still alive, and back to the island?...It can't be!
  • Spyro: This again? Why does everyone keep connecting me to this darn island?!?
  • Tacor: Well, I'm afraid you might not be able to find out, because you have a date with my stomach.
  • Sparx: Sorry, he's already got Cynder. Might I suggest you take your gut to an online dating service?
  • Spyro: SPARX!
  • Tacor: That's my way of saying I'm going to eat him, you stupid fly!
  • Sparx: Why couldn't you just say that, then?
  • Tacor: (Shrugs) Whatever, prepare to be devoured! (The wild dogs growled as they surrounded them)
  • Sparx: MOMMY!!!
  • Spyro: (Stands up straight and got into a fighting stance) I should warn you that I have inherited skills in Kung Fu by the well-famed Indigo Dragon Tyro!...Well, I don't know if you know him or not, but when I'm finished with you, you'll be scared to eat dragon meat for the rest of your lives. (The wild dogs, Tacor, the Jackel trio, and Marenia are confused).... Let me guess..... You never seen a purple dragon do Kung Fu before?
  • Tacor: ...What abnormal fighting style is THAT?!
  • Marenia: I don't remember Purple Dragons fighting like THAT before.
  • Butch: How does a dragon learn Kung Fu, let alone master it?
  • Loush: Who cares? Let's just GET THEM!!! (One of the wild dogs charged, but Spyro did a judo kick, then grabbed the dog by the tail and threw him at another group of wild dogs with a stunned Tacor and his minions speechless)
  • Marenia: Unbelieveable!
  • Zhensy: What?
  • Mareina: "And unfortunate for you guys, I'M A FAST LEARNER, AND A GREAT OBSERVER! (Mareina kick-filps the jackel trio off the same way Spyro did)
  • Butch: Holy-- (Mareina quickly leaps over the wild dogs, stood up straight, and got into a fighting stance, surprising Spyro and Sparx)
  • Sparx: Ok, now I've seen everything! (While Tacor and his followers were distracted, Fluttershy sees this chance to flip into a nearby river where she dives in and swims away crying)
  • Mareina: (Gasps) Savior, wait! (Mareina dives into the river, gains her fins back, and follow Fluttershy)
  • Tacor: You blasted overgrown lizard! You ruined my dinner! I'll make an example of you!! (Suddenly the sound of a howler monkey is heard as well as a gong) Wha--? (Small specks of light appear far off in the jungle then chants and animal noises are heard throughout the area)
  • Zhensy: Hey, who turned on the lights?! (Suddenly the jungle animals burst out of the bush along with some small tiny figures who are unseen by Spyro and Sparx attack Tacor and his followers. Banana, Longzu and Eyes appear and stand between Spyro, Sparx and the fight)
  • Longzu: Spyro, you and your little insect friend better take leave of this place and go after the merpony Princess Mareina! She'll help you find your friend.
  • Banana: Yeah man, we so got this one covered.
  • Tacor: WHAT?!? I thought you vermin cared only for messing with that ape! You have some nerve to tackle someone of MY status! (Suddenly, a coati (a rainforest mammal) approached Tacor and his followers with his fellow animals. Accompanying him is a jaguar that looks like Bagheera) What's the meaning of this, Jaggearo?
  • Jaggearo: (Turning to Spyro and and Sparx) Spyro, Sparx, go quickly! We haven't meet before but we will later. Find your friend while you have a chance and leave us to deal with this.
  • Spyro: Ok, thanks, guys! C'mon, Sparx! We gotta find Fluttershy! (Both fly after the 2 Merponies)
  • Tacor: "You fools should've known better then to interfeared with my meals?!"
  • Jaggearo: "There will be no more bloodshed this time around!"
  • Banana: "Yeah! Buffet's closed! Get lost!"
  • Jaggearo: "You will not harm Eqlantica's only hope for salvation!"
  • Tacor: ".... (Growls)..... I won't forget this disrespect to me, Jaggearo, like I haven't forgotten THE LAST TIME, I was disrespected.... I don't forget things so easily."
  • Tacor walked away, angerly growling, as his fearful minions followed.
  • Jaggearo: Hmmp. I thought so."

Chapter 4: Legend of the Merponies

The River

  • Fluttershy: (Swims down the river crying getting farther and farther away form Mareina)
  • Marenia: Savior, stop! (Fluttershy was gone) Oh, no! I lost her.
  • Familier Voice: Hey, you! (Marenia gasps to see Spyro and Sparx flying above her, and she peeks her head out of the water)
  • Marenia: Oh, it's you two. (She leaps out of the water into the air, she gains hind legs, and lands on her hooves)
  • Spyro: Whoa, you are quite agile on land.
  • Mareina: Yeah, I spend some time secluded on shore rocks a lot.
  • Sparx: Hello, sexy! What say you and I go out for some--
  • Marenia: Shoo, dragonfly, don't bother me.
  • Sparx: Worth a shot.
  • Spyro: Who are you, and what do you want with Fluttershy?
  • Marenia: My name is Princess Marenia Typhoonica. I hail from Equantica.
  • Sparx: Equantica? Sounds like a plagiarized version of Atlantica. (Spyro slaps Sparx) OW!
  • Spyro: You're really a Princess? And I believe you said something about Fluttershy being a savior?
  • Marenia: Absolutely.
  • Spyro: I still can't believe... I've never even seen a merpony before. I heard merponies don't occur very often in the seas of Equestria.
  • Marenia: Well, that's pretty much true. The truth is that there weren't really just three pony tribes. There were in fact, four. Earth ponies, unicorns, pegasi, and merponies. But we never got close to bonding with the other three tribes because they were always fighting. We didn't even want them near our beaches because those Windigos they attract would freeze our sea water.
  • Spyro: Well, do you know that they don't hate each other anymore?
  • Marenia: Yes. But we merponies are shy, and don't take kindly to the other three tribes. We're, aware that, like us, they're vegetarians, but the land ponies made an incredible bad impression to the Council of old. But I, for one, am an exception.
  • Spyro: And before I rescued you, Tacor said you were an Alicorn. Is that true?
  • Marenia: Yes. I was an Alicorn.
  • Spyro: Like Celestia and Luna?
  • Marenia: You know Celestia and Luna?
  • Spyro: Of course. They're both allies. So, uh, Marenia, can you tell us how you became a merpony? I mean, just a regular one and not, the Alicorn merpony?
  • Mareina: Well, depends, did you hear what that mean leopard Tacor said about me?
  • Kairi's Voice: Spyro!
  • Mareina: HUMAN!! (Jumps in the water hiding)
  • Spyro: No, no, wait, she's a friend and my godsister.
  • Mareina: (Coming to the surface) You mean...you two are godsiblings?
  • Sparx: It's a long story.
  • Spyro: But I'll tell you later. Kairi! Are you there? Where are you and where are the girls?
  • Kairi's Voice: Well, depends. Do you see a bush that looks like Rosie O'Donnell?
  • Spyro: (Sees a bush that looks like Rosie O'Donnell)...Yeah?
  • Kairi's Voice: A few miles from here, are some fruit trees, a crashed airplane, and a candy bar wrapper Scootaloo left behind because we couldn't find a garbage can. (Spyro spots the fruit trees, crashed airplane and the candy bar wrapper)
  • Sparx: Check.
  • Kairi's voice: Good. Okay girls, we found them.
  • Spyro: Come on out girls, there's someone I want you to meet.
  • Scootaloo: (CMC and Kairi come out from bushes) Is that...is that another merpony? (Mareina crouched in fear at the sight of Kairi, and Wajinga appeared)
  • Wajinga: Fear not, Princess. She's not like the humans or the sentient animals who tried to hunt your kind down, or hurt your mother.
  • Mareina: Oh, Wajinga. Thank Oceanious it's you. (Turning to Kairi) Are you really not one of them?
  • Kairi: Them?
  • Wajinga: She is talking about the humans and sentient animals who tried to hunt the merponies. Especially for mermaids.
  • Sparx: Mermaids?...(Scoffs and laughs) Trust me, we've met mermaids in Atlantica, and not once did they try to attack us. the Atlanticans are a peaceful race. I mean, why think mermaids wanna harm you? 
  • Marenia: I was asking her if she really isn't one of those barbarians that hunted the merpony line of Posiedon and if her mer-kind exist.
  • Sparx: That doesn't fully answer my question.
  • Mareina: The mermaids and mermen of Atlantica have done nothing to harm us because we haven't even met them before.
  • Sparx: Then why did you say mermaids were attacking you?
  • Marenia: I meant PIRATES!!! Pirates tried to kill my mother, okay?!? (Sparx was silent)
  • Spyro: Who was their leader?
  • Mareina: I don't know...But I think he had a weird hairstyle, and had a giant key with him.
  • Kairi and Spyro: Captain Taiklar.
  • Mareina: You know him?
  • Kairi: Yes. We are on a quest to get back home, and at the same time, see if his legend is true.
  • Spyro: But I guess we have room for more information. Tell me, Princess Mareina, why do you need Fluttershy? She was just a harmless and gentle pegasi who recently wanted to explore the sea.
  • Mareina: How about we share info first? First of all, is that 'Taiklar' guy still around? We don't know how long humans can live, and we're too rightfully afraid to find out.
  • Kairi: Well that part we're trying to find out right now, but first we need to find our friend, Fluttershy. Can you help us find her and do you trust me?
  • Mareina: My mom forbidden me to reveal anything unless it's to Wajinga or other trusted allies. Especially not to humans.
  • Sparx: Geez, aside from the obvious, why hate humans so much?
  • Mareina: Are you kidding? Humans are dangerous for our kind to even interact with. Also, how am I supposed to know you're not one of Geogra's pawns? A lot of humans that made friends with us ended up betraying us to her in the end. Geogra plays for their sick, greedy nature and makes them capture our merpony brothers and sisters in exchange for satisfying themselves. Then there's the humans not with Geogra. Sailors, pirates, and the occasional freak-show owner! I am not gonna reveal anything to any of you with the human around. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to find our savior. (Mareina leaves)
  • Kairi:...I think we need to inform the others. You guys go and find her.
  • Sparx: You're not coming?
  • Kairi: You heard her. She can't trust humans. Somebody's gotta help Fluttershy.
  • Wajinga: But she's the savior! I always got visions that she would stand up to the most dangerous of adversaries. She freed Luna from her corruption, defeated Discord, stood up to a dragon, and did countless other remarkable things.
  • Spyro: Kairi, get on my back! We're going after Mareina. Plus, this jungle is still new to us and the others are still sleeping on the beach. We've got to find Fluttershy first.
  • Kairi: No, Spyro! I can't come. If Mareina tells us why they need Fluttershy, things will surely go downhill when she finds out that I know. I don't wanna worsen her opinion om humans even more. Spyro, human beings are clouding their judgment and hunting them, and Taiklar tried to killed her mother. She said humans ruined everything for them. And I won't contribute to that.
  • Spyro:...You're right. Take the girls, and head back for the campsite. Me and Sparx will follow Mareina.
  • Kairi: Spyro, Mareina won't trust you anymore because of me. She'll think you'll try to force her to tell me and all our friends, and who knows what she'll think of herself?
  • Spyro:..Then were gonna have to stay here and figure this out then, because we can't go back to the others without Fluttershy. But how?
  • ???: Asante sana Squash banana, wewe nugu mimi hapana!
  • Sparx: WHOA! Am I the only one hearing things?
  • Spyro: No, no, no, Sparx! It's just our old friend, Rafiki.
  • Applebloom: Rafiki? Who's that?
  • Rafiki: (Appears laughing) That would be me. (The Crusaders freaked out)
  • Wajinga: I don't remember seeing you here before, stranger.
  • Kairi: That's because he's a friend of ours. He hails from another world.
  • Spyro: Can we say how thrilled we are to see you, Rafiki.
  • Rafiki: Of course, purple one. And I couldn't help but notice that you are having some trouble with your shy friend. But my presence here is brief. After this, I will vanish back to the Temple.
  • Scootaloo: Darn. We really could've used some extra help.
  • Rafiki: Well, lucky for you. I happen to have the solution. You follow old Rafiki, he knows the way. (Laughs)
  • Sweetiebelle: The way to where?
  • Rafiki: (On peak with vine, Laughs) You follow, you'll see. Now, come on!
  • Sparx: Uh, how did you get on the island?
  • Spyro: I don't know, but however he did it, it sure surprises me.
  • Rafiki: (Swings) Hurry, now!
  • Kairi: C'mon, we gotta follow him!
  • Applebloom: Right behind ya'! (Group follows Rafiki)
  • Sparx: Slow it down, ya' strange monkey!
  • Rafiki: Asante sana Squash banana, wewe nugu mimi hapana!
  • Sparx: And could you stop being freaky about it?!? (Suddenly the group hears some sobbing)
  • Spyro: That's Fluttershy!
  • Kairi: Yeah, I recognize the voice. (The group came to a clearing where they see Fluttershy still in her merpony form sobbing on the jungle floor while being conforted by the animals with Banana, Longzu and Eyes. Rafiki waves goodbye as he vanishes into magic. Then Mareina appears)
  • Mareina: Savior! I finally found you! (Suddenly the Jaguar and Coati appeared)
  • Jaggearo: Princess Mareina.
  • Mareina: Oh, hey, Jaggearo. Tacor didn't hurt you too much did he?
  • Jaggearo: No, no, we drove him and his cronies away and the Ham-Dam have returned to their village. Tacor and his dogs are gone for now but they'll eventually come back for the merpony. The cowards! And they won't be alone next time.
  • Mareina: So, how is the savior?
  • Jaggearo: Exausted from swimming in the river, lost and very frightened even of me.
  • Mareina: I should probably warn you of this purple dragon. He's friend with a human. How could he betray his kind like that? The humans of Destiny Islands are the reason the great island purple dragon is dead.
  • Jaggearo: Nonsense, This Purple Dragon and his human friend means no harm, they are just tyring to find their scared shy friend.
  • Mareina: Jaggearo, are you forgetting what human hunters did to your family?
  • Jaggearo: Are YOU forgetting you and I share the same problem when your father got killed?
  • Mareina: Don't try to confuse me, Jaggearo! I thought you were on my side of this. They took everything and everypony I care about, in land, sea, even air. They even corrupted some of our fellow animals. (The other animals agree with her. Then a stupid-looking python appeared)
  • Mareina: Lumpy, have my side of this?
  • Lumpy the Python: At what?
  • Mareina: (Frustrated groan) About humans being nothing but trouble!
  • Lumpy: Oh yeah, oh yeah! True, definitely, definitely true. (The same hermit crabs from before appeared)
  • Hermit Crab 1: Me and me brother Hermin can confirm this, too. They had more of them, and one of them roared at me forcing me out of me home.
  • Hermin the Hermit Crab: It's true! And that purple dragon zapped me just for avenging my brother Shermin. (Everyone gasped at this. They began to mutter about this)
  • Mareina: Oh, sure! Befriend humans, and hurt our friends?! Are you still gonna have their back NOW? Huh?
  • Lumpy: Duh, I know I won't.
  • Jaggearo: Everyone, before we go and decide something stupid and nonsensical, let's remember how the Hermit Brothers always act out on impulse. We-- 
  • Mareina: (Gasps as the night sky was about to go bright) Oh no, my time to get the savior is almost up! If I don't get the savior there soon, my mother's gonna kill me! Savior please, we can still make it. My mother tends to be fasionably late.
  • Fluttershy: Wait, aren't you gonna--
  • Mareina: There's no time for arguing! We have to go now. C'mon. (Grabs Fluttershy and makes a run for it)
  • Fluttershy: WAIT!!!
  • Mareina: BYE, EVERYONE! MAKE SURE THAT PURPLE DRAGON DOESN'T INTERFERE ANYMORE. (Leaves)
  • Jaggeara:...(Sigh) It's clear to enter now, Puprle one...Yes, I know your here. (Spyro and his friends enter)
  • Sparx: Dammit, that humano-phobic flipper-snapper got to her first!
  • Wajinga: Do not despair, dragonfly. I've sent a friend of mine to stop Mareina and bring Fluttershy back. (Suddenly, a punch sound is heard)
  • ???: AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (A Kaa look-alike voodoo snake crash lands)
  • Wajinga: Jingar?
  • Jingar the Snake: Bad news! She won't listen to reason.
  • Sparx: PLEASE tell me he's not the best you can do? (Suddenly, a dragon roar is heard and there was a scream from Marenia)
  • Wajinga: Did I mention I also have the Great Guardian? (A series of punches are heard, and the dragon is seen tossed across the area screaming) GREAT GODS OF THE HAM-DAM!? How did she learn to do THAT?
  • Spyro: Well, I think she observed...and...somehow learned my fighting moves when I was fighting Tacor and his goons.
  • Wajinga: ... Then I'm afraid I got nothing.
  • Sparx: Fantastic! We're totally screwed because a chum-chewing whore won't listen to reason, and took Fluttershy from us without even giving a goddamn second thought!
  • Eyes: I see anger, and I see profanity.
  • Longzu: Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?
  • Sparx: I don't see her that often, so technically no. (Spyro groans)
  • Spyro: The others are NOT gonna like this.

Beach

  • Mareina: Finally, we've made it. Whoo, who knew running on land could take it out of ya'? My mother should be here any second now.
  • Fluttershy: Are you sure about this, your highness?
  • Marenia: No questions until we get home, please.
  • Fluttershy: But--
  • ???: PRINCESS MAREINA! (A troop of merpony guards appeared, along with a Celestia look-alike in blue coloring, a trident cutie mark, and has large wings and an Alicorn horn, being much bigger than Marenia, and holding a trident) You've done me proud.
  • Mareina: Thank you, mother. I brought the savior like you asked. Savior, this is my mother, Queen Oceanious.
  • Oceanious: (Sees Fluttershy as she looks at her nervously)...Doesn't quite look like a savior.
  • Fluttershy: Well, I...uh...I...
  • Marenia: Oh, stop being such a wet blanket, and lighten up.
  • Oceanious: Honey, don't be so hard on her. She looks real nervous.
  • Marenia: It's probably because she doesn't hang out with strangers that often.
  • Oceanious: But if this is who Wajinga chose, then I guess it's okay with me. Now let's head home, and show her to the Council. Finally, those barracudas will approve of you for once.
  • ???: Oceanious, wait!
  • Mareina: (Shrugs) Not this again! (Wajinga has appeared with Spyro, Sparx, Kairi and the Crusaders along with Jaggaro and the island animals)
  • Jaggaro: (Bows) It's an honor to see you again, your highness.
  • Oceanious: I enjoy seeing you again, my old friend, but we need the savior right now. We must take her to the city.
  • Spyro: Your highness, we need to talk!
  • Oceanious: Is that a purple dragon?
  • Marenia: Don't listen to him, mother! He's friends with a human!
  • Oceanious: I can clearly see that, honey. Don't be so fussy.
  • Kairi: Your highness, I think your savior has been through a mistake.
  • Marenia: MISTAKE?!? Are you saying that Wajinga chose the wrong pony?!?
  • Spyro: NO, We're not saying that at all! It's just, she's not, mentally ready for whatever task you have in mind!
  • Marenia: LIAR! I WANT THOSE TRAITORS RESTRAINED!!! (The merpony guards point their tridents at them)
  • Kairi: We're not traitors! You've got to listen to us--
  • Marenia: SILENCE!!! I don't want you interfering again, or you're gonna be sorry! UNDERSTAND?!?
  • Oceanious: Goodness! I know your just looking out for the savior's well being, but no need to be screaming your semi-aquatic lungs out.
  • Sweetie Belle: But we're just trying to tell you that-
  • Spyro: Girls, there's no point in trying anymore. She's clearly not gonna listen to us.
  • Sparx: I'LL GIVE YOU A FAT LIP, YOU MERPONY BITCH--(A merpony points his trident at him) AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Spyro: Sparx, don't encourage her!
  • Kairi: (Sighs) Fine, you can take her. But please be gentle with her, she's a shy pony.
  • Marenia: NO MORE LIP OUT OF YOU, YOU SEMI-BALD APE!!!
  • Oceanious: Marenia, behave! She's just telling us to be okay with the savior. She may be a human, but as far as I can tell, she's not under Geogra's influence as of yet.
  • Marenia: But we can't trust her, either way. What if Geogra's getting craftier with her minions?
  • Oceanious: Hmm. Very well, they will be monitored for now for further questioning.
  • Flutterhy: (Sobbing) Please let me go!
  • Oceanious: Uh, Marenia, why is she crying?
  • Marenia: Crying? That's just tears of joy! She's happy to be helping us.
  • Oceanious:...Okay, we need to talk about this when we get back home, because she's apparently taking it hard.
  • Marenia: Mom, please! (They enter the ocean, and the guards stayed to keep the others from attacking)
  • Sparx: HEY, GET BACK HERE, DAMN YOU!!! GET BACK HERE BEFORE I--(A tridentis shown in front of Sparx, and it scares him behind Spyro)
  • Guard: You're not going anywhere until we can confirm you can be trusted.
  • Wajinga:...Well, we tried.
  • Applebloom: What'll we do now?
  • Kairi: Well, first we're gonna have to talk with you for starting this whole mess to begin with.
  • Scootaloo: Aw, man! (In the water, two Mako sharks with weird eye conditions look at them, their strange eyes began to glow, as the two chuckled)

Ocean, in a Leviathan-like Lair

  • ???: (Watching everything) Oh, Marenia, you are always trying to please those snapping clams in the Council. I am a bit disappointed Tacor didn't do so well. But then again, that human-loving Purple dragon with the unorthodox moves proved to be an unwelcome snag. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to do something about this. Snap-Jaw, Bear-Trap!
  • Mako Shark #1: You called my lady?
  • ???: I want you to keep an eye on those merponies, see how it plays out. I might be able to use their own savior against them and make her, their own undoing.
  • Mako Shark #1: Understood, but what do we do about Marenia's arrogance and distrust to the purple one and that human?
  • ???: Well, we're just gonna have to see how that plays out too.
  • Mako Shark #2: What are we going to do about the Council if they despise the savior?
  • ???: Then you are to bring her...to me. (Suddenly, the Mako Sharks hear a horn sound and a howler monkey sound)
  • Mako Shark #1: My Lady, The Ham-Dam are about to attack the guards surroundng the dragon and the human! 
  • ???: Oh oh oh, let's watch! Perhaps this will destroy the island of the Ham-Dam's relation with Equantica for good!

The Beach

  • Merpony Guard #1: What's going on? (Deep within the underbrush some small shadowy figures mounted on something armed with spears appear and beady little eyes are seen as well as some little horse sounds)
  • Merpony Guard #2: The human corrupted the Ham-Dam!
  • Kairi: NO I DIDN'T!!!
  • Sparx: Geez, these ponies are so accusing! (Then suddenly, a massive army of hamsters mounted in leaf made airplanes and their own kind as horses along with the animals charge at the merpony guards. The merpony guards freaked out and made a run for it)
  • Mako Shark: My lady, did you see that? The Ham-Dam and animals have rescued the human and the dragon!
  • ???: Don't worry, the guards will report this, and the island will be labeled as hostile territory. Leaving Tacor free to conquer the island, at his leisure.
  • Maka Shark 2: But how?
  • ???: Well, that's for him to decide. Also, according to the island's history, ignorance and distrust to humans doesn't exist, the animals have learn to live in peace with humans despite the fact of their sins and their often, deplorable ways of life, and distrusting a human who comes to the island is considered to them high treason, and in exchange for the islanders to help the Equanticans, they are asked to keep their negtive opinions strictly inside voice, and the Council agreed this 2 to 1. I'm begining to think that we should use Marenia's distrust to the human and her dragon to our advantage!
  • Mako Shark #1: Are you gonna corrupt the Council into turning on Oceanious and Marenia?
  • ???: Of course not! I'm gonna let them do that on their own with the help of my inside helper. Let their own law and promise be used against them, and without the royal guard's protection, Tacor's wild dog forces are gonna be able to do what they please. Oh, how the island's animal leaders gonna hate what Marenia has done.
  • Maka Shark #2: You're going to have our spy in the Council inform the Council of what Marenia has done and have him convince them that the Pegasus pony is not the savior and both Oceanious and Marenia have commited an act of treason. Ingenius! Wait, who's the inside guy again?
  • ???: You don't remember?
  • Mako Shark 1: Yeah, could you tell us?

Equantica

  • (We see a Dr. Blowhole-like dolphin in a Council-robe swimming down the street as he sees the figure magically appear before him)
  • the Dolphin: AW, CRAP!!! Haven't I damnated myself enough?!?
  • ???: Not quite, Cedric. I have some pleasant news for you to tell the Council regarding Marenia violating the Council's No-distrust-to-humans law that Oceanious made during the now-crumbling peace treaty between them and the Ham-Dam island, and what they have done there.
  • Cedric: Oh, now you want me to be a rat? A stool pigeon? A tattle-tale? Haven't you made me do questionable misdeeds already? I just wanna be a happy normal dolphin already. Haven't you made me betray the merponies enough?
  • ???: Just carry out this deed and I'll give you your freedom and let me remind you that I am a tiger shark of my word. Unless you're saying you don't want your freedom after all.
  • Cedric: No, I'll do it! (Sighs in defeat) Princess Aquatatic and Prince Aquatos, forgive me.

The Council Room

  • Oceanious: (Appears with Marenia and Fluttershy, who was still sobbing) Alright, Great Council. I give you our savior. (Fluttershy looks at her)...Don't be shy, little one. Just say 'hi'.
  • Fluttershy:...Uh...hi?
  • ???: Ah, you've finally done something correctly for once. (Lights turned on, and upper pony torsos appear in the dark)
  • Oceanious: Councilpony Dead Sea, Councilmen Far-reach, Councilwoman Lady-claw, our hopes are realised. (Dead-Sea rose up, having a giant sea snake-tail, seeming to scare Fluttershy for a bit)
  • Dead-Sea: (The lights show his appearance for the first time, looking like King Sombra, but wearing golden parts and a golden crown) Ah, she's absolutely magnificent!
  • Lady Claw: (Appears to have a lobster body) She's wonderful.
  • Far-Reach: (Appears to have an octopus underside) Why, curiouser and curiouser!
  • Mareina: Lucky we saved her just in time. A human corrupted our animals allies in the island. I think she was a servant of Geogra.
  • Oceanious: Marenia!
  • Far-Reach: Well, thank goodness you avoided them as you did.
  • Dead Sea: (Looks closely at Fluttershy, as she stares in fear at his fangs and snake tongue)...Doesn't exactly look like the savior type. She looks more like a coward.
  • Marenia: Nonsense. She's just nervous meeting us for the first time.
  • Dead Sea: Well, Oceanious, despite my still-standing doubts, you and your line prove to finally be competent. I will have a presentation on the savior for all of our citizens, everypony will see her. I will show her, personally. (Suddenly, Cedric enters the room while some anthropomorphic-sharks who are the Council guards are holding a tapestry) Cedric? How dare you interrupt us?!?
  • Cedric: Councilors, I have made a shocking discovery regarding Mareina defying our islander friends' No-distrust-to-humans law that we were asked to follow on par with the deal with the island of Ham-Dam! A crime she has committed on the island! (Far-Reach and Lady Claw are shocked, but Dead Sea looked as if he didn't care)
  • Marenia: WHAT?!? I-I-I--
  • Lady Claw: Mareina, I know our salvation is of a great importance, but violating the law?
  • Marenia: I-I'M SORRY, I--
  • Dead Sea: SILENCE!
  • Far-Reach: Now, Dead Sea, listen to reas--
  • Dead Sea: I SAID SILENCE! Our savior is NOT to be surrendered! Mareina informed us that the human was a servant of Geogra!
  • Cedric: But--
  • Dead Sea: NO BUTS! JUMBO! (A giant squid appeared from behind Cedric, scaring Fluttershy a bit) Cedric, Far-Reach, Lady Claw? I'm sorry I have to do this, but YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!! (Jumbo the giant squid captures Far-Reach, and Lady Claw, and the shark-men turned on Cedric) Our salvation is more important than some stupid law that wasn't ours to begin with! We are to go home! The Savior must be allowed to save us! If you fools can't see that, then you're mind-warped slaves of Geogra! You are banished, and are not to come home with us! Jumbo, guards, get them out of my sight!
  • ???: (Seeing everything through the crystal ball) (Laughs) This is better than i thought! I always knew Dead Sea wanted to go home so badly, but I never thought it would lead to corruption. Brilliant! I will use this to my advantage. The islanders and the merponies are on the verge of turning on each other. Brilliant! Boys, I want you to inform Tacor! Tell him, he won't have to worry about the guards any more.
  • Mako Shark #1: But what about Cedric? Won't he be pissed off at us after what happened to him?
  • Mako Shark #2: Yeah, what about him?
  • ???: He's of no use to me anymore.
  • Mako Shark #1: And what about the Savior? She doesn't know why she's with the merponies yet, right?
  • Mako Shark #2: And when will we carry out your plan to use the Savior against them?
  • ???: Not for long. I suspect Mareina will be made the Savior's herold. The herold will bond with the Savior, and become friends, as well as protector. We should use that to our advantage.
  • Mako Shark #2: Ingenius, Georga! Simply ingenius!
  • Mako Shark #1: This is gonna be fun!
  • Georga: (Laughs maniacally, finally appearing from the shadows as a tiger shark with white hair and a kelp-turban)

Fluttershy's Room

  • Dead Sea: Marenia, because you brought the Savior to us, you shall be her herold.
  • Marenia: Me?
  • Dead Sea: By all means, consider it your reward for your service to Equantica. (Dead Sea leaves)
  • Oceanious: (Seeing that Fluttershy was laying on the ground crying)...Marenia?
  • Marenia: Yes, mother?
  • Oceanious: Be gentle to the Savior. From the looks of it, I don't think she's enjoying how you forced her away from her friends.
  • Marenia: But...but she was friends with a human! You know how many times Geogra turned their kind on us.
  • Oceanious: Well, she doesn't seem to think that since she came from the surface. That curse is just getting to you. (Marenia sighs)...Look, honey, I know you're mind isn't in the right path, but could you at least appreciate her friendship with the human for once?
  • Marenia: I...I don't know.
  • Oceanious: You must try. I suspect the first thing she'll say won't be very pleasant. I want you to explain to her why you turned her friends on her, and why you don't trust humans for the moment. Can you do that?
  • Marenia:...Well...maybe.
  • Oceanious: Good. Now go on. (Mareina approaches Fluttershy)
  • Mareina: Well, it's an honor to serve you, Savior. I'm Princess Mareina, but you probably got that by now. What's yours?
  • Fluttershy: (Sobbing) How could you take me away from my friends like that?
  • Mareina: Alright, look. My mother told me that I owe you an explanation.
  • Fluttershy: You do?
  • Mareina: Yes. As much as I don't trust humans, I just can't seem to help it. It's just that this curse has made me distrustful against them.
  • Fluttershy: Curse?
  • Marenia: It's really hard to explain. We just need an old relic that makes us trustful to all land creatures including humans, and this pirate stole it from us long ago. But I think we should talk more about it later. Right now, we might need you to help us with this sea witch named Geogra.
  • Fluttershy: Geogra?
  • Mareina: Well, Wajinga might've told you about it already, but she's pretty much one of the main reasons why we despise humans because she corrupts them onto her side. She wants to enslave us all and turn us into sea beasts.
  • Fluttershy: Oh...dark.
  • Marenia: I know. That's why we need you to help us stop her.
  • Fluttershy: Look, I don't think I'm the one you want. I'm not much of a fighter.
  • Mareina: Savior, please! If Geogra is allowed to turn us into sea beasts, this world will be destroyed by her wickedness. All humans, and animals will suffer under her wrath. (Fluttershy gasped) As much as I hate humans for what they've done, at least they're not out to enslave us, and by that, I mean all of us, and the world. Would you rather let this world fall into Geogra's darkness?
  • Fluttershy:...Well...then I guess I can help you. I just don't know how.
  • Mareina: You have to teach the populous tolerence. If we tolerate the sins of the humanized animals, then Discord's curse will be lifted, and we will return home to Equestia.
  • Fluttershy: Okay, I will help you. But, the thing is, I wasn't able to get my swimming lessons.
  • Marenia: You mean...you don't know how to properly use your flipper?
  • Fluttershy: Well, not without help. (Tries, but she spins around in the water, and hits a wall, and sinks to the floor)...(Chuckles)...Plus, before I became a merpony, I didn't even know how to swim.
  • Mareina: Then don't worry, I'll teach you. After all, I'm supposed to bond with you as your herold, Savior."
  • Fluttershy: And theres one more thing I want to ask from you.
  • Mareina: Oh? You want snacks?
  • Fluttershy: Not that, just this. After I help you lift Discord's curse, will you, your mother and the Council let me go home to my friends and make amends to them and the islanders?
  • Mareina: ARE YOU NUTS?!? They might be corrupted by Geogra by the time you save us! I--(Oceanious signals her to stop)...(Clears her throat) I mean, of course.
  • Fluttershy: Thank you, Princess.
  • Mareina: Well, I should probably get going. I just have a lot to think about. (Swims out the door)
  • Fluttershy: ("You know, maybe Mareina isn't so bad after all... just terribly misguided and well meaning. It's understandable, without Celestia's guidance, they have no understanding of friendship.") (Gasps) (" Of course! It might be Celestia's light that would make the merponies good! Without her guiding light, they'll be prone to be judgemental and make harsh actions! In that case, I'd better be careful not to upset who else doesn't have a distrust to them because they lack Celestia's benevolent guidance. They might not be hestitant to punish me. Without Celestia's guidance, I don't think they have a proper moral understanding. As the Element of Kindness, I will help them find that moral understanding! I have to find Marenia.")(Swims after Marenia, albeit struggling to keep up with her new tailfin)

Mareina's Room

  • Marenia: (Lays on her bed thinking, and then a knock near the entrance is heard) Is it my mom, or Dead Sea?
  • ???: It's your mother and siblings.
  • Marenia: Come right in. (Oceanious and two other merponies come in through the entrance curtains. The two other ponies are a Cadance look-alike merpony and a handsome merpony stallion version of Shining Armor)
  • Oceanious: That was very good for you to handle the Savior. She would've had a meltdown if you had continued to let the curse get to you.
  • Marenia: But what if that human girl gets too corrupted by Geogra for us to return the Savior to them?
  • Cadance Merpony: (Sighs) Still being skeptical about it?
  • Mareina: Well, Aquatatic, a human pirate took our father from us! We can't let that human girl go unsupervised!
  • Aquatatic: That may be true, but we'll have to let her go unsupervised.
  • Oceanious: She's right. If she's friends with a purple dragon that can fight, then I'm sure she can handle herself. I sensed a great lightness in her heart that I'm sure she wouldn't let darkness control.
  • Marenia: I don't know how I'm supposed to believe that.
  • Shining Armor Merpony: Well, things would've been easier if the Trident of Benevolence was still here.
  • ???: The Trident of Bevolence? (They see Fluttershy)
  • Aquatatic: Oh, Savior! We didn't know you were here.
  • Fluttershy: Please don't be mad if I was spying--(Moves, but she accidentally spins across the water and crashes into a wall) OOF!...I now respect the fact that humans wronged her and her kind. Uh...are you her friends?
  • Marenia: They are my siblings, Aquatatic and Aquatos.
  • Fluttershy: Oh. Anyway, what were you guys talking about involving a 'Trident of Benevolence'?
  • Marenia: Well...

Flashback

  • (Marenia): The Trident of Benvolence is a weapon that is the source of Equlantica's light, trust, friendship, understanding and kindess to all that are of the surface world. Mom and the Council took it as a sign, a sign that our right to make peace and friendships with the world above were devine. All would pay homage to us, even the Great Purple Dragon of The Sea.
  • (Fluttershy): Did your father have it?
  • (Aquatatic): Well, yeah. Both he and The Great Purple Sea Dragon were friends. The Great Purple Sea Dragon was the Guardian of the Equestrian sea and he watched over us with great and utter security, never doubting his protection of Equantica would endure and all of our peace, friendship, trust, understanding and kindness laid secure in the Trident of Bevolence, The Purple Sea Dragon and the line of Posiedon's Alicorns. It was wonderful golden age indeed.
  • (Fluttershy): Well...what happened?
  • (Aquatos): One faithful day, everything changed for a dark shadow had decended upon Equantica (A party is being celebrated until a bubble comet appears, and it lands where a familiar Draconequus entered the Ballroom of the Palace with all of the guests gasping. A merpony dropped her wine glass, but Discord hovered over it and continued walking)
  • Discord: (Takes a drink) Ahh, tastes much better than the soda I had before.
  • (Aquatos): It was Discord himself. We thought he was a kind and benevolent person, but he was really a fraud. Power-mad and dangerous.
  • (Mareina): Father demanded him to leave. He threaten to use the Trident of Benvolence on Discord.
  • Mareina's Father: (While armed with the Trident of Benvolence) How dare you return to this place and the city of Equantica! Celestia had told us everything about what your brother did to you!
  • Discord: (Dubbed as Rasputin) But, I am your confidant!
  • Mareina's Father: Are you kidding yourself, you delusional madman? Your abuse of power and mistreatment of the land ponies makes you no friend of us!
  • Discord: HAH! I spit in your direction!...Well, I can't do it now since I'm underwater, but whatever. You think you can order ME, the Master of Disharmony and Everlasting Chaos, to leave with that fork of yours, your Worshipfulness? I've been known to turn cities backwards, and I can do that right now unless you back off! (Marenia and her siblings and Oceanius gasped while the Council and The Purple Sea Dragon looked shocked)
  • Marenia's Father: YOU DARE THREATEN MY PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!? You've already caused chaos on the surface, but I certainly will NOT let you do the same here! (Blasts the Trident at him, but Discord teleports to another area just in time)
  • Discord: (Chuckles) You shouldn't have done that, fish-face! (Unravels some kelp, and eats it) You've already sealed your fate by just messing with me. And for that, I shall make sure that you pay for it. I've placed a curse on this place that will make this city disappear from the sea at fortnight! I assure you, once you disappear to a sea I'm sure you'll never adapt well to, not even your silly Trident and precious Sea Dragon will protect you. (Laughs, and all the merponies gasp)
  • Purple Sea Dragon: YOU INSOLENT FOOL!!! (Discord teleports out of the Sea Dragon's path, and appears as a matador)
  • Discord: TORRO!!! (The Sea Dragon attack again, but misses) OLE! (The Sea Dragon crashes into a wall with his head stuck) Ooh, that's gonna burn in the morning.
  • Dead Sea: SEIZE THAT DELUSIONAL FREAK!!! (The merpony guards charged)
  • Discord: Bye-bye! Happy trails! (Teleports away)
  • Dead Sea: YOU IDIOTS! YOU LET HIM ESCAPE! FIND HIM! FIND HIM!!!
  • (Aquatos): Consumed by his hatred for father, The Purple Sea Dragon and the rest of us, Discord mustered all of his power to make a curse great enough, to transport our city to the world we are in today.
  • (Aquatatic): After the the curse was cast, nothing prepared us for what happened next. 
  • Dead Sea: Have any of you captured him yet? That terrorist must be dealt with swiftly and painfully!
  • Merpony Guard: Forgive us, Dead Sea, but he's in Equestia! We're in a strange, new world now!
  • Dead Sea: IDIOTS!!! I SHOULD HAVE YOU FOOLS EXECUTED FOR IMCOMPETENCE!
  • (Marenia): The curse had drivin Dead Sea mad with tyranny.
  • (Fluttershy): What did it do to the other merponies after you were teleported to Desteny Islands?
  • (Aquatatic): The curse did a lot worse on our subjects than turing Dead Sea into a tyrant jerk. It made them go up into the surface world and expose themselves to fishermen, pirates and ocean predators. Thankfully, father was able to save them. A law was passed that forbidden our people to leave the city unless necessary.
  • (Aquatatic): And as long as we had the power of the Trident of Benvolence and the Purple Sea Dragon, we still trusted the creatures and beings of the land, regardless of the occasional carelessness on their part, and would never become judgemental and make harsh mistakes and decisions with their actions involving greed and cruelty.
  • (Fluttershy): But...*gulp*...it didn't last for long, did it?
  • (Aquatos): (Sighs) Unfortunatly, you're right, because here comes the most painful part of our story.
  • (Mareina): (Wimpers quietly)
  • (Aquatatic): The first we saw of it was a mysterious shadow that crept over the city from the North.
  • (Aquatos): We assumed it was just another of the sailor's ship, of which passed us before time and time again. We paid no attention to it. Until... (We see a younger and Alicornized Mareina quickly swimming to her siblings)
  • Mareina: Aquatos, Aquatatic, sound the alarm! Find the Purple Sea Dragon and call out the Merpony Guards! Do it now!
  • Aquatatic: What is it?
  • Mareina: I can't explain it, but, pirates! They can somehow enter underwater without drowning. (Suddenly the three hear the sound of a cannon shot)
  • Aquatos: What was that?
  • Mareina: LOOK OUT! (The trio ducked as a cannonball hit and crumbled some rocks)
  • (Aquatos): It was a magical Pirate Keyblade-wielder from the North. One with many abilities nopony has ever seen before.
  • (Aquatos): What's worse, he had a monsterous crew with him. (Bomb-beard is seen throwing bombs at merpony caves, and they explode with merponies swimming away. Sinsworth and Par-rot with his parrots intercepted the merponies. Fast-Teen made quick work in capturing them all. Blotter brought in a series of big cages) Captain Taiklar Blackheart had come.
  • (Aquatatic): He and his followers were abducting our people. He had to be stopped. Unfortunately, the pirates were far too powerful to be stopped.
  • (Marenia): So many innocent merpony lives were taken that day.
  • (Aquatos): But taking our treasure and abducting our people were nothing to Taiklar because his eyes where set on an even greater prize. (Mareina's father appeared)
  • Mareina's Father: Heithens! Surrender our people and everything you stolen now, or suffer the wrath of the king of Equantica!
  • Taiklar: (Cackles) Please! That silly pitchfork doesn't scare me! (Throws Keyblade as it stabs Marenia's Father in the chest) OOH! Bullseye! (Rips keyblade out of Marenia's Father's chest, and Marenia's Father dies, and his soul is transferred to his body) Three down, one more Alicorn to go.
  • (Aquatos): It was actually impossible to kill somepony like our father. But even we knew that nothing was impossible. Still, for it to actually happen, we forgot that piece of wisdom, and actually hoped father would succeed. (Taiklar picks up the Trident of Benvolence and grins like a Cheshire Cat)
  • ???: MONSTER!! (Oceanious was furious and in grief with her trident, charged forward towards Taiklar, but Taiklar uses the Trident of Benvolence against Oceanious, which zaps her unconscious. Marenia and her siblings were horrified)
  • Mareina: MOTHER!! (Mareina charged head first towards Taiklar, and managed to score a direct hit and causing him to slam into the ship, surprising the pirates)
  • Taiklar: (Recovers and finds a wound in his chest caused by the horn) Tough little one, aren't ye'? Well, not tough enough! (Uses the Trident, but before he can, the Purple Sea Dragon was charging forth. But before he can get him, Taiklar jumped back on his ship) No matter. I've decided the Trident of Benevolence is good enough for me! What do ye say, we leave with a big bang, ON THAT DRAGON! (The Purple Sea Dragon took off after the ship as fast as his wings could carry him) Ready the cannons! (But the Purple Sea Dragon unleashed a certain attack of Spyro's which destroyed the cannons, leaving the ship defenseless) (Groans) I have to be the one to do everything around here! (Taiklar pulls out his Keyblade, and leaps to the Purple Sea Dragon's chest, and stabs it. The Dragon roars in pain as blood poured from his wound but grabs Taiklar with its claws, and gains hold of the ship and in a few seconds, the lot where gone)
  • Mareina: Where...where did they go?
  • (Aquatos): Mother and the Council searched and searched, but they could not find the pirates or the Purple Sea Dragon anywhere. They and the Trident of Benvolence were gone.

Present

  • Fluttershy: That's horrible!
  • Aquatos: Yes, it was. Robbed of our father's life, The Trident of Benevolence and The Purple Dragon, Marenia, Mother and the Council became so distrustful to humans, they began to become judgemental and made harsh actions against the land. Even more on the humans ever since Geogra had appeared and threatened to conquer us. Without the power of Trident of Benevolence, they forgot to trust others except for mother, Aquatatic, and myself.
  • Fluttershy: But how? He took your father, many merponies, and possibly your protector, and vanished.
  • Aquatatic: Savior, it's one thing to hate the one responsible for the death of your loved ones...but to hate on the race or species he or she came from, it's a different matter.
  • Fluttershy: It is?
  • Aquatos: Yes. Sometimes, hate leads to corruption. And corruption can do a catastrophic thing to your heart.
  • Fluttershy: Then why aren't you two affected?
  • Aquatos: Father blessed me and Aquatatic The Trident's powers on the day we were born, and even Marenia a few years later. That is until the Council took her powers and her form after she got caught falling in love with a horse stallion prince from the land ever since our father's death thousands of years ago.
  • Aquatatic: Anyway, there is only one way for the Council, Marenia and our people's trust in our human and animal friends to return.
  • Fluttershy: Um...me teaching you tolerance?
  • Marenia: Yeah, the Prophecy.
  • Aquatos: I'm afraid that's--
  • Dead Sea: Right! (Aquatatic and Aquatos freaked out) I thought I was clear that I would banish you two if I saw you trying to say the Prophecy is a lie again! But, I'm in a generious mood, so a month in the dungeon for you! JUMBO! (Jumbo appears and grabs Aquatatic and Aquatos) Now, Savior? Herald? It's time to come to the presentation.
  • Fluttershy: Presentation?
  • Marenia: He wants to show you to all of Equantica so they can know that we're finally gonna be saved.
  • Fluttershy:...Well...uh...I'm a bit nervous against being in a crowd of ponies, espeically if they're sea ponies convinced i'm some, super-hero!
  • Dead Sea: Nonsense. It will be fine. Now come on. (They leave)

Chapter 5: Dead Sea's Brand New Era/A Hamster Alliance

Castle Cave Entrance

  • Dead Sea: (A huge gathering of excited merponies waited while the cave was dim in light)...Once, there was only silence...and not a speck of hope in sight....(The cave is lit with glowing kelp)...And every tiny bubble bursts...(Corals release bubbles that drift up to the surface)...on it's journey to the light....(Dead Sea appeared with Jumbo not too far behind, with a reluctant Fluttershy and a worried Marenia following)...But the spark of victory will flicker again...It's a brand new era about to begin.

(this song is sung by Dead Sea.)

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After The Song Ends

  • Dead Sea: ("This is perfect! Thanks to the Savior, there will be no more need for the Trident of Benevolence after all. Once my plan comes to fruition, The Trident's existence will be nothing more than a fairy tale. Then I'll banish the Alicorn family from here, turn Marenia into my servant girl, and make the Savior my queen.")
  • Fluttershy: ...Don't you think that guy seems a little...suspicious?
  • Marenia: Don't be rediculous, Savior. He's the most trusted Head of the Equantican Council, and knows what he's doing. I'm sure the Prophecy will come true now that you're here.
  • Fluttershy: Still, I can't help but feel that...I might not be the pony you want.
  • Marenia: I'm sure that's not true. Mother sensed a great strength inside of you that I know will help us go back home. So why don't you go up and greet everypony?
  • Fluttershy: I'm...i'm a little scared.
  • Marenia: Don't be shy. I'll help you. (She raises Fluttershy's hoof up, and all the merponies cheer. Then the two Mako sharks saw everything Dead Sea has done to Marenia's siblings and their eyes glowed)

Geogra's Lair

  • Geogra: Oh no, no, no, no, no! I can't stand it! It's way too easy! Dead Sea is in love with the Savior! Oh, and who knew the Prophecy turned out to be an excuse just so he can get a bedmate? How low can one possibly get? And when he had Mareina's older siblings inprisoned? HILARIOUS!!! (Cackles, then calms down and breaths in) Snap-Jaw, Bear-Trap! I'm starting to think that we should use Dead Sea's lust for power and the Savior's three friends to our advantage.
  • Snap-Jaw (Mako #1): How so?
  • Geogra: You two trick Marenia into believing otherwise by bringing her to me when she's alone.
  • Bear-Trap (Mako #2): Uh, are you sure that's a good idea? What if, by chance, it horribly backfires on us?
  • Georga: Nonsense! It's said that once the Trident of Benevolence is returned to the Alicorn Family where it belongs, then Marenia, the Council besides Dead Sea and all of the merponies' trust in the humans and animals of the land will return. But onto the plan. Remember that merpony's silly romance for that horse prince?
  • Both Mako Sharks: Oh, yeah!
  • Geogra: Well, I suspect Marenia will show the Savior her 'private collection' of which her only three friends, a Sea horse, a Jamaican crab, and an Angelfish, hang out after those swimming lessons. Lie in wait until you know when the time is right.
  • Snap-Jaw/Bear-Trap: Yes, ma'am! (They both swim off to wait for the oppertune moment)

The Ham-Dam Village

  • Spyro: (He lies down upset that he failed to save Fluttershy. He is about ready to give in to his darkness and go find Fluttershy. Kairi, Sparx and the Crusaders sat with him trying their best to cheer him up)
  • Scootaloo: Spyro, this is our fault. We didn't let the snake-lady tell Fluttershy why she was granting her wish. We were trying to get cutie marks out of this.
  • Spyro: (His darkness died down a bit) ("Not yet, Spyro. Not yet...") No, you three were just trying to help Fluttershy discover her sudden passion for the sea. That's what good friends do. Don't blame yourselves. Like I could even say that.
  • Sparx: So, I wonder if the girls and Riku and Spike realize we've been gone for a while.
  • Kairi: They still might be sleeping, and it'll be only a matter of time before they wake up and realize that. Still, I don't know how they're gonna take the news about Fluttershy.  (Jaggearo amd Wajinga come up to Spyro and the others looking guilty of what became of Fluttershy)
  • Jaggearo: Purple one, try to understand that the merponies have a reason behind their troubles. They were cursed to be here, and who were we to try to hold their Savior back?
  • Spyro: I know that, Jaggearo. But I just want to know why Marenia see me and Kairi like we were greedy sea-hurting monsters. We never did anything to harm them.
  • Jaggearo: Well, they would have given you both a chance to be trusted if the Great Trident of Benevolence was still in Equantica today, and if the head of their Council, Dead Sea, was to be casted out for his sins since Discord's curse began.
  • Spyro: What do you mean?
  • Sparx: I don't think i like the sound of 'Dead Sea.' (Jaggearo, The Coati, Wajuga, Banana, Longzu and Eyes look at each other knowing its time to tell Spyro's group about the legend of the Trident)
  • Longzu: (Dubbed as Mr. Pricklepants) My insect friend, Equantica is about to enter a brand new era of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil traitor who threatens to wipe out the line of Poseidon's Alicorns and merponies. And he will do almost anything to make it happen.
  • Banana: You see, Fluttershy is the Savior that's supposed to find the Great Purple Sea Dragon and bring back The Trident of Benevolence. But we suspected that corrupted power-hungry butt-brain may have...fabricated it a little into that she was supposed to teach them tolerance. Yeah, fat chance with the curse still in place. With the Trident still gone and Marenia and the merponies not trusting us anymore. You see, after Oceanious left, her eldest daughter and son came and told us the truth.
  • Sparx: But why?
  • Banana: How do I say this delicately?... It's so he could try to cheat out of the curse as well as satisfy his devious plan to overthrow the Alicorns, and... make the Savior his mate.
  • Sparx: Oh, no!
  • Kairi: Wait, Oceanious has an elder son and daughter? Are they like her and Marenia?
  • Banana: If we're talking family relation, yes. Affected by the curse, no.
  • Spyro: What do you mean?
  • Jaggearo: You see, before the merpony king was killed by Taiklar Blackheart and the Trident disappeared along with the Purple Sea Dragon who tried to stop him thousands of years before the curse that made them appear in Desteny Islands, I.E. they were still in Equestia, Oceanious' elder son and daughter were blessed with the Trident's benevolent powers on the days of their births including Marenia, until that traitor took it away from her to ensure she fell victim to the curse, and because it's to serve as a punishment for falling in love with a horse prince of Desteny Islands.
  • Kairi: What?!? HE won't let her love?!? That's totally unfair!
  • Longzu: It is a terrible deception Dead Sea pulled off, but I'm afraid it's ture.
  • Kairi: And you said there's another purple dragon here, too?
  • Spyro: Are the Purple Sea Dragon and the Purple Island Dragon related?
  • Longzu: Aside from a history together, no. The Purple Island Dragon was killed by rogue sailors. The Purple Sea Dragon...well...vanished during his battle against Taiklar. (Suddenly, Spyro begins to have a memory of what Malefor had told him before he fought him)

Flashback #1

  • Malefor:  At long last, my guests have arrived. Please...come in. Such determination to get here...it seems we share other qualities besides that of our color.
  • Spyro: No, I'm nothing like you!
  • Malefor: Do you think so? Hmm...we'll get to that.
  • Cynder: Don't listen to him, Spyro! Don't listen to anything he says.
  • Malefor: (After possessing Cynder while maniacally laughing) Ignitus should have warned you. You are alone here, young dragon. You have always been alone. Still, here you are, trying so desperately to save this miserable world, refusing to accept the true role of the purple dragon. I'm sure you've been told that I was the first of our kind, but I assure you there have been many.

Flashback #2

  • (Then another vision of Master Xehanort revived in Spirited Away explaining Spyro's inheritage and his past endeavors to Kairi, the Lodgers and their friends while Spyro is set to become his final vessel)
  • Xehanort: In ancient times, people believed that the light and good of the United Universes were gifts from an unseen land by the name of Kingdom Hearts. But Kingdom Hearts was safeguard by its guardians, the ancient purple dragons of yore and it's counterpart, the χ-blade. Warriors and creatures of good and evil vied for that precious light, thus beginning the 'Keyblade War'. The violent clash of the High Council and Darkspawn shattered the χ-blade into twenty-seven pieces, fourteen of Light and thirteen of Darkness. The battles have nearly wiped out all of the purple dragons and the only real Kingdom Hearts was swallowed by the darkness, never to surface again. I once tried to create my own pure light and darkness to forge the χ-blade, but the attempt ended in failure. In my eagerness, I had lost sight of the correct way to achieve my goal. I acted rashly. I can admit that now.
  • Mickey: (Looking angry and upset) What you and Malefor did back then, your mistakes, changed the destinies of the best pal I'd ever had along with 4 of his and my friends!
  • Xehanort: Ah, but destiny is never left to chance. Malefor and I merely guided the 5 of them to their proper places. The young dragon who went into eternal slumber after defeating Malefor and his Darkspawn and sealing them away...the broken boy who failed to be the blade...the misguided master who sacrificed herself for a special young girl, her peacock uncle and a friend...the Kung Fu sorceror cobra who turned into the Seeker of Darkness we all know today...and the feckless youth who became my new vessel.
  • Girl Sora: (After a scene skip) But now, we and the other Lodgers are going to help SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro finish what Boy Sora, Tyro and his three missing Keyblader friends started.
  • Twilight: That's right!
  • Xehanort: So you will. That special one-of-a-kind hero along with that dull ordinary sea sponge. It seems Malefor was right about him. Spyro is a purple dragon so unlike any I had ever seen.

Flashback #3

  • (Then a vision of what Tyro had told him before the incident of the autumn feast festival)
  • (Tyro): Long before the Valley was called, The Valley of Peace, it was once just a regular valley, ruled by the Chinese Purple Dragon, and the Elks. A benevolent warrior king, and a loving, kind queen, had a son, called Bao Sa Mao. Bao was horrible at learning physical fighting...but, he learned of very powerful dark magic, and it began to corrupt him. By his teen years, he harshly overthrew his parents and turned them into stone. The Chinese Purple Dragon tried to stop him...but he lost his life. 

Flashback #4

  • (Then a vision of Bao Sa Mao begging for mercy while his time to get Spyro is up while about to be sent to the Chinese Underworld for all eternity before he gave the Elk Warlock a second chance after he reveal that his lust for vengence against Kung Fu had brought ruin to the Chinese Purple Dragon and countless others)
  • Bao Sa Mao: Someone, anyone, please help me!!!
  • Bao's Father: I'm sorry, my son. You must now pay for your crimes against Spyro and his first Autumn Festival along with the murder of the Chinese Purple Dragon in the afterlife.
  • Bao Sa Mao: No, please! Give me another, I-I-I'll make amends! I'll do anything! Just don't let this happen to me! Please! (Skeletal eyes began to tear) Please, help me!
  • Tyro: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you attacked Spyro during the Festival's preperations and turn me to stone.
  • Bao Sa Mao: NO, PLEASE! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M SORRY! I DID THIS ALL BECAUSE, I JUST WANNA IMPRESS MY IGNORENT FATHER, YOU...PHYSICAL-FITNESS-OBESSED THING, YOU! And...because I lost the love of my life...Sue Ming, that beautiful antelope, slaughtered by an ape warlord for refusing to marry him. I-I didn't know how else to react. All this was so I could find that warlord and make him pay! His army was powerful, so I tried to make a greater one! That's why i dispised you, Oogway! YOU ALLOWED THAT APE WARLORD TO GET AWAY WITH KILLING MY SUE MING! PLEASE! DON'T LET ME GO!!! (Spyro, freed from the collar, struggles to get up, and heard everything) I'M SORRY! (CRIES), PLEASE!!!
  • Spyro: (Turns to Bao's father) I...Is this true? (Bao's father, Bao's mother, other elks, and everyone else was just as surprised)
  • Bao's Father: Son...why didn't you just say so in the first place? Why, I would've been more than happy to bring this warlord to justice. Why didn't you?
  • Bao's Mother: Ahem.
  • Bao's Father: Yes, dear?
  • Bao's Mother: What do you think made him do what he did instead of telling us? Because he thought you wouldn't care for him because of your harsh training methods.
  • Bao's Father: Would it make things worse that I forgot to destroy the snake warlock's Book of Dark Magic like you asked me too, and instead, put it in the libary where our son hangs out a lot? (Oogway and Bao's Mother stared angrily at him)...(Nervously laughs)...well, a thousand-year-old dragon egg on my face.
  • Mantis: Oh, nice one, ya' big horned idiot. You unknowingly created one of the most dangerous threats to China!
  • Bao Sa Mao: How sad, while I found out you cared, I just had to die finging out that YOU WERE SUCH AN IDIOT! DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU NOT TO LEAVE A BOOK OF DARK MAGIC IN REACH FOR CHILDREN?!?
  • Gobbler: Well, to be fair, you did kinda lose track of what's important. I mean, how did avenging your girlfriend lead to you becoming a madman?
  • Bao Sa Mao: That book can do things to your mind. Being in power, and having a zombie army, didn't help.
  • Sparx: Well, it sucks you're gonna die anyway, so, have a nice life...I mean, the very few seconds of it.
  • Everyone: SPARX!
  • Bao Sa Mao: No, he's right. You all had the right to be angry with my father. My desire to avenge Sue Ming has brought ruin to the Chinese Purple Dragon and many countless others during my reign of terror on the Valley and nearly did the same to Spyro and his friends. And now I'm ready to pay for my sins in the afterlife and Spyro, (Dubbed as Shifu) I'm....I'm sorry.

Present

  • Sparx: Hey, buddy, are you okay? After that Toucan finished talking about the island and Purple dragons, you fazed out.
  • Kairi: Spyro, what did you see?
  • Sparx: Whuh-oh, is it another one of your 'freaky purple dragon fourth senses'?
  • Spyro: Yeah, something like that.
  • Jaggearo: Oh, is there something wrong, purple one?
  • Kairi: It's a long story that we have no time to explain.
  • Banana: Well, in that case, we'd like you to come with us and take a good look at our problems regarding Captain Gorilla-Breath.
  • Sparx: I thought his name was Blot. Speaking of which, it's pretty weird how he got his name.
  • Banana: Wait, why is he called that?
  • Applebloom: Well, he told us that he got that name because of his claws.
  • Eyes:...I don't see the point.
  • Banana: Yeah, Blot's not even a real name as far as gorillas are concerned.
  • Jaggearo: Anyway, we'd like you to go over to that cliff and take a look at what Blot and his pirates are doing at the far side of the island. (Spyro, Kairi and Sparx go over to the cliff and get a spectacular view of the ocean, but on the farther side of the island, they see the pirates forcing captured animals and Ham-Dam animals into slavery by labor, they are cutting down the island trees and are building a new ship for the pirates)
  • Sparx: Oh, man, are the EPA gonna bitch at them for this.
  • Kairi and Spyro: Sparx!
  • Captain Blot: (While forcing the enslaved animals and ham-dam hamsters to work while cracking a whip) You call this a ship, you miserable runts?!?
  • Fry: YEAH, YOU LITTLE RUNTS!! GET TO WORK!!!
  • Captain Blot: Faster, you worthless worthy sons of sorry excuses FOR SHARK-BAIT WEEVILS!!!
  • Frank: What did he say?
  • Luxford: I have no clue.
  • Captain Blot: Now, get this giant tree and the other tree-homes of yours into a seaworthy vessel by sundown, or I'll keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!!!
  • Banana: You see what that traitor to the ape family, and basically the whole animal kingdom is doing? Destroying our jungles for his boat, that's what! Appearently, some prisoners thought it was a brilliant idea to blow up their ship without thinking on how they got that boat in the first place! If I met those prisoners, well, I'm conflicted to actually thank them, or be sarcastically mean to them.
  • Sparx: Oh...uh...Then would this be a bad time to say...we're the prisoners, along with a few others, that blew up their old ship?
  • Jaggearo: Then that means you two are the ones he is after! I suspect he'll place a bounty on your heads for causing the destruction of his old ship.
  • Sparx: Huh? You guys ain't gonna turn on us for being the reason those jerkwads came back to be jerks on your fellow animals again?
  • Jaggearo: Insect, despite the events that have happened, the law of the Ham-Dam has decreed that an act of anger and revenge on a visitor of the island is not an option. So we should praise and thank you three now that you're here to help us.
  • Banana: (Loading tubby gun) Wait, what?
  • Longzu: Jaggearo is right, Banana. The Ham-Dam Gods have decreed that we shall not be angered and shall not plan vengeance.
  • Banana: Oh...I almost forgot. Sorry, I just really don't like that gorilla. Again, conflicted to either thank you guys or just hate you. It's a double-edge sword, Blot gets what's coming, yet he has an excuse to cause more trouble to us. I'm not sure what to do here.
  • Spyro: We can't let them do this. We have to destroy that ship.
  • Jaggearo: Purple one, before you make this ship destroying decision again, there is something you must know.
  • Spyro: What? Can you imagine what would happen if that criminal would be able to invade a town of this world? We can't allow his injustice to rise again!
  • Banana: Same here, the boat must go to hell! (Loads tubby gun)
  • Kairi: Then how are we going to get home without a ship?
  • Spyro: (Suddenly realizes that he and the others may need the ship to get home and if that's destoryed, they'll be stuck on this island forever)...You know, that's actually not a bad idea, Kairi. We might need that ship to get home. So new plan, let's not destroy the ship, but let's get rid of Blot and his pirates so he won't invade another town again.
  • Banana: Okay, spare the boat. The pirates must go to hell! (Loads the tubby gun)
  • Longzu: Okay, seriously, why do you have to cock that gun every time you say that line? Come to think of it, where did you even get that gun?
  • Banana:...Well, my family used to be thieves, okay?
  • Sparx: Uh, dude, we live in another world in the Dragon Guardian Temple. How the hell are we supposed to get there on a boat?
  • Spyro: Forgot. Okay, back to destroying the boat again.
  • Kairi: Ok, we'll find a way off this island without the ship then.
  • Jaggearo: Then, after that deed is done, We'll have to figure out where the Purple Sea Dragon and the Trident of Benevolence are on the island.
  • Sparx: Uh, first things first. In the event the pirates are patrolling the island, it might not be a good idea to leave Riku, Spike and the girls alone on the beach.
  • Jaggearo: Oh, don't worry about that, insect. The Elephant Seal Beach Patrol will keep those Pirates from finding your friends. Their leader will see to that.
  • Sparx: Wait, so are these Elephant Seals like Colonel Hathi and his Elephant Patrol?
  • Jaggearo: Though I haven't met Hathi, I have heard stories of him appearing in the most unlikely of places. How they are able to appear in differnet worlds, I don't know.
  • Banana: Yeah, no sweat. If any pirates are patroling, they'll be in for a BIG surprise. (Chuckles as he loads the tubby gun again)
  • Longzu: Put the damn gun away, we don't need to resort to violence.
  • Banana: Sorry.

Jungle

  • Fry: (He, Mighty Bull, Ratpture, Martha and Frank are seen walking in the jungle) Why are we patrolling this stupid jungle?
  • Frank: I think Blot done said we need to patrol the island because he thinks the escape prisoners might not be far behind.
  • Fry: Oh, like they would want to follow us.
  • Martha: Shut up! We follow the captain's orders! No matter how silly some people think it is.
  • Ratpture: I hope he'll award cheese for my services one of these days.
  • Fry: Ratpture, you, and your cheese fetish. (Suddenly they begin to hear some seal sounds as well as a shaking)
  • Martha: Oh boy, that can't be good. (Then out of the underbrush comes a massive colony of Elephant Seals lead by a big brown elephant seal)
  • Martha: Oh, no! It's the Elephant Beach Patrol again!
  • Fry: How can they get here so quickly?!?
  • Frank: I rather not try to find out, I won't.
  • Mighty Bull: Wet yourselves and run!!! (Fry, Mighty Bull, Ratpture, Martha and Frank make a run for it while the Elephant Seals chase them)

Ham-Dam Village

  • Kairi: Well, Spyro, we'll have to face Twilight and the other girls about losing Fluttershy sooner or later.  
  • Spyro: Yeah. Twilight is going to be so mad with me that we've lost one of the Mane 6.
  • Kairi: And Godmother Celestia will be very disappointed in me for losing one of the Elements of Harmony. Let's go back to camp and thell them the truth.
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Mushu) Yeah, This ain't gonna be pretty. But don't you worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together and that's how we'll finish it.
  • Jaggearo: If it helps, I asked the Ham-Dam scouts to bring your friends here. In a few hours, they'll come.

Jungle...again...

  • Gilda: SPYRO? KAIRI? FLUTTERSHY? KIDS? ANNOYING PAIN IN THE ASS DRAGON FLY?!?
  • Applejack and Rainbow Dash: GILDA!!!!
  • Gilda: Oh, come on, you know it works on him. He really reacts crazy loud when you foul mouth him. 
  • Rarity: Have you forgotten that there are sea-faring brutes after us?
  • Cynder: Yeah, you gotta be quiet or you'll give us away just in case they might be on this island.
  • Gilda: It's not like they can hear a whisper. They're not bloodhounds or bats with super strong hearing, they can't hear a damn whisper.
  • Riku: Ok, let's do a head count.
  • Pinkie: We have one head per body.
  • Twilight: No Pinkie, he meant checking on people to see if their present and accounted for.
  • Cynder: Okay, when me and Riku call your names say 'here'. Doesn't have to be the exact word, as long as you say something.
  • Riku: Now after we do head count, let's stay together and do what that big elephant seal said cause its easy to get lost out here.
  • Trixie: Oh, fine. Just get on with it.
  • Cynder: Then let's start with Twilight and Spike.
  • Twilight and Spike: Here!
  • Riku: Applejack and Rainbow Dash?
  • Rainbow Dash: Here, and 20% cooler.
  • Applejack: Yep.
  • Cynder: Gilda and Trixie?
  • Gilda: Yo.
  • Trixie: (Yawns), is this gonna take any longer?
  • Cynder: I'll take that as 'here' from Trixie then.
  • Riku: And finally, Rarity and Pinkie Pie?
  • Rarity: Charmed, I'm sure. (Silence is heard for a while until Pinkie is seen near a harmless-looking flower)
  • Pinkie: Ooh, pretty. (Gilda gets to her)
  • Gilda: Yo, Pink-for-brains! You were called!
  • Pinkie: I think I know what to give Kairi for their Bro-Sis Anniversary. A flower.
  • Gilda: You sure that thing's not dangerous?
  • Pinkie: Pfft, what's the worse that can happen? (Pinkie picks the flower, then some vines grab Pinkie and Gilda by their hind legs)
  • Gilda: (Dubbed as Diego) For the record, I blame you for this! (A huge plant appeared, and it revealed three flytrap heads with barber-shop hats. Then suddenly, a song is heard)

(This is the song the plants sing this song.)

Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (with lyrics)02:52

Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (with lyrics)

  • Gilda: Oh great, AS IF AUDREY II WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!!
  • Flytrap #1: Well, boys, what do you think of these two for lunch? Are they good enough for Ozzie?
  • Flytrap #2 (Ozzie): Well, Dareal, Carl, there's only two of them, and three of us.
  • Flytrap #3 (Carl): I know! Let's break one one of them in half.
  • Fly trap 1 (Dareal): Oh, yeah! Nothing makes me happier than gore.
  • Gilda: Hey, look! If you want gore, look up our show's fanfics! You would be amazed what the bronies wrote about us. Especially about Rainbow Dash, she...well...(Shivers in disgust) I don't even wanna think about it!
  • Middle Flytrap (Ozzie): Hmm, a bit convincing along with you both on the scrawny side, but you two will do. Welcome to the food-chain, griffin and pony!
  • Pinkie: WAIT!!! I REALLY LIKED YOUR SINGING VOICES!!! (The Flytrap monsters stopped trying to eat them)
  • All 3: You did?
  • Pinkie: Yeah! I thought you all had good voices. You should be in the show business.
  • Dareal: Show business?
  • Ozzie: Show business?
  • Carl: Show Bus-i-ness?
  • Pinkie: Yeah.
  • Dareal: Wow...Nobody actually said we had great voices before.
  • Gilda: Maybe it would've helped if you didn't eat them.
  • Ozzie: What do you expect, we're the rare Destiny Islands Singing Flytrap. It's in our nature.
  • Carl: Yeah, it's not like we could just learn to sing to people without eating them. We're not like other plants that stay alive with that photosynthesis stuff, you know.
  • Dareal: Now that I think about it, it's a painful and loney existence. We have no real friends other then ourselves...considering we're brothers. If only we weren't anti-social.
  • Pinkie: I know somepony that can help you be able to sing without eating people. Princess Celestia will be able to turn you into a photosynthesis plant.
  • Ozzie: You'd do that for us?
  • Pinkie: Absolutely-positively!
  • Gilda: Uh, Pinks, those guys are trying to eat us!
  • Pinkie: Oh, Gilda, you negative grouch. These guys just need to learn to be more friendly aside of becoming the kind of plant that doesn't need meat, and who better than a pony who knows how to make them smile?
  • Ozzie: Uh, smile?
  • Pinkie: Let me explain.
  • Rainbow Dash: Here we go.

(Now this plays!)

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Smile song - Lyrics

  • (After the song ends, Pinkie is right in front of Serina, Blackfang, Loxford, Slyler, and Oscar)
  • Loxford: Not a bad shanty from a lit-tle pony! Perhaps, Blot might consider making you the crew's serenadeer.
  • Slyler: Thanks to my fox ears, I tracked you all here from those songs you sang.
  • Blackfang: Better fear you lot, I'll eat you with ketchup.
  • Serina: Well, ain't this an interesting sight?
  • Oscar: We will make you regret tangoing with us! (Suddenly, the Singing Flytrap snags Pinkie away from the pirates in time)
  • Ozzie: Beat it, sea-for-brains! These two are friends!
  • Dareal: Yeah! Get lost, freaks!
  • Carl: So go away before we eat you! (Pithily roars)
  • Loxford: Oh, please, Flytrap boys! You don't scare us!
  • ???: But maybe a military Elephant Seal Brigade can.
  • Loxford: OH NO! NOT THEM!!
  • Oscar: Ink yourselves and RUN!!! (Poops ink) AWW, SHIT!!! YOU ALL MADE ME INK!
  • ???: Company! Forward charge!
  • Serina: FALL BACK, FALL BACK! (Serenia, Blackfang, Loxford, Slyler and Oscar left screaming as some figures charged after them)
  • Cynder: Pinkie, Gilda, are you okay? (Spike sees the Singing Flytrap)
  • Spike: AHHH!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • Twilight: According to the Destiny Islands Book, its the Desteny Islands' rare Singing Flytrap! A carnivorous plant that likes to sing to it's pray before....(Gulps) eating them.
  • Applejack: Put our friends down, ya' overgrown weed!!!
  • Gilda: Cool your jets guys, Pinkie sang that song of hers to save us from getting eaten.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, and then they saved me from the meanie pirates, who got chased of by those elephant seals.
  • Dareal: It was nothing. You know, you guys sould head back to the beach right now where it's safe, because yall' are in the one place were ya' shouldn't be.
  • Twilight: We would, but we're looking for some of our friends who went missing last night. A human girl, three younger ponies, a fidgety pegasus, a rather expressive dragonfly, and a purple dragon. (the Flytrap Bros gasped)
  • All Heads: THERE'S STILL A LIVING PURPLE DRAGON HERE?!?
  • Trixie: And that, surprises you?
  • Ozzie: Yeah, but we'll explain later because you guys need to go back to the beach and to some place that's safe before... (Suddenly the group hear wild dog and jackal noises far away in the distance)
  • Dareal: Aw, nuts! Okay, beach time, now!
  • Cynder: Those pirates are one thing, but we're not gonna let a bunch of stupid mutts scare us off.
  • Applejack: Yeah, how bad can a bunch of mutts be?
  • Dareal: No, you guys dont understand. Those Wild Dogs and The Jackal Trio work for the island's big hancho, Tacor the Leopard.
  • Everyone except Cynder and Riku: Leopard?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, shoot!
  • Cynder: Out of the frying pan...
  • Riku: ...and into the fire.
  • Spike: What do we do now?
  • Twilight: We do what the talking plant says. We go back to the beach.
  • Riku: Guys, I think now is the time to go.
  • Cynder: Run!!!
  • Trixie: HOLD IT, YOU COWARDS! Are we gonna give up on Spyro, because of some stupid, ugly, uncivilized, over-grown, unkempt, unmanored, and may I add, foul-smelling, gross, unpopular, and another thing-- (A leopard growl is heard).... Something scary is behind me, isn't there? (Tacor is seen angry)
  • Tacor: You insolent little--" (Tacor was about to make a fatal swipe, but suddenly, Gilda pounces onto Tacor, and started repeatedly punching Tacor. She grabbed Tacor by the tail and was able to toss him at the wild dogs, mightily roaring, and Tacor, the Jackal Trio, and the wild dogs ran off in fear)
  • Gilda: AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU NEAR MY FRIENDS AGAIN, BUTTHOLES! (Suddenly the ground begins to shake)
  • Trixie: Now what?!?
  • Dareal, Ozzie, and Carl: Uh-oh!
  • Carl: On second thought, forget the beach. Come with us, now!
  • Riku: But to where?
  • Dareal: To our place to hide. Your griffin friend's roar has attracted the island's great and mighty hunters that will eat yall' for lunch!
  • Gilda: WHAT'S MIGHTIER THAN A LEOPARD?!? (Suddenly, two giant Pig Orcs break through)
  • Pig Orc #1: Oy, (Oinks), look at this!
  • Pig Orc #2: (While Grabbing Trixie and Gilda): Yeah, lookie what I got. Something to eat! (Oinks)
  • Trixie: Oh no you don't, you brutes! (Thanks to Merlin's training, Trixie used a powerful shrinking spell that turned the Pig Orcs small)
  • Gilda: Not so smug now, huh? (The two Pig Orcs began to make a run for it)
  • Dareal: Wow! You guys know how to handle yourselves.
  • Pinkie: Yep, and on the positive side, at least this just can't get any...
  • Others: DON'T!!!
  • Pinkie: Sorry!
  • Gilda: Well, let's just get going, then.
  • Ozzie: Hey, where are you guys going?
  • Gilda: Finding our friends, duh.
  • Carl: And you said this 'Celestia' would make us be able to survive without meat?
  • Twilight: Are you kidding? She can make the sun rise, and you're asking if she can alter a plant's destiny?
  • Dareal: Uh, you don't mind if we tag along, (Bursts from the ground, and reveals roots that function like tentacles) do ya?
  • Riku: Oh...fine! But no more singing.
  • Dareal: We also do interpretive dances.
  • Cynder: No thanks but we should get moving onto finding our friends and return to our campsite on the beach to think of a plan on taking care of the Pirates before we get into anymore trouble that Gilda and Trixie won't easily get rid off.
  • Dareal: Well, we know where you can find the patrol areas of the Ham-Dam Village Scouts.
  • Rainbow Dash: 'Ham-Dam'? Who's a 'Ham-Dam'?
  • Dareal: This is the Island of the Ham Dam Hamsters.
  • Twilight: Now what I want to know is how did you guys know that one of our friends is a purple dragon?
  • Spike: Because you said one of our friends missing is a purple dragon.
  • Twilight: Uh, let me rephrase that! How did you know about purple dragons period?
  • Dareal: Well, aren't they the most sacred and awesome dragons ever? Everyone in the UUniverses talk about them.
  • Riku: Well, my friend Kairi has a prurple dragon who's not only her bonded dragon but also her adopted and protective brother.
  • Applejack: Aside from that, what do you fellers know about Spyro's kind that we don't?
  • Carl: We know a lot of things. We know that they're the most powerful dragon breed in the UUniverses, the great guardians of Kingdom Hearts, able to harness the powers of fire, ice, earth, electricity and other abillites people thought was impossible.
  • Ozzie: And we know because we use to have 2 here in Destiny Islands.
  • Pinkie: You did?
  • Carl: Yeah. One for the island, and one that was cursed to be here from Equestia.
  • Riku: Cursed? But by who?
  • Ozzie: By the mean ol' Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos, Discord, due to his hatred for the Great Purple Sea Dragon and the Merpony King of the Underwater Kingdom of Equantica.
  • Twilight: Equantica? As in 'the mythical underwater Equestrian city that Discord made disappear' Equantica? It was here all this time?
  • Dareal: I know you guys are skeptical, but trust me the place is real. And they're looking for an Equestian pony to save them and send them back home. Nice little city, if you don't mind the fact that they're xenophobic on humans.
  • Spike: Xenophobic on humans? Is that a good or a bad thing?
  • Ozzie: Kid, even we know that there are some people in other worlds that are xenophobic. And they have reasons to be like that. They could have competitions, issues, offenses, and even hostilities against other-worldly beings. In the case of the merponies, they're not...uh...fond of humans because of 4 reasons. One, because humans are turning the waters into their personal garbage dump and/or...uh...personal toilet. Two, they eat their aquatic comrades sentient or not. Three, they capture their fellow merponies and show them off in freak shows. And four, which is the worst of all, a human is responsible for the death of their king, the growing incompetence of a grieving queen, and the absence of an ancient and powerful trident called The Trident of Benevolence, as well as the Purple Sea Dragon.
  • Cynder: Just like King Triton's distrust to me.
  • Rainbow Dash: Trident of Benvolence?
  • Twilight: It's an item of pure good magic, greater then the Elements of Harmony themselves. Celestia told me about it once. She said it kept the merponies of Equantica kind-hearted, trusting, and forgiving. Without it, they won't trust any human whatsoever. Captain Taiklar must've stolen it. If he was willing to face and murder Celestia's parents, I wouldn't be surprised if he was crazy enough to face King Barrier Reef himself.
  • Rarity: And I'm guessing Fluttershy is the one who was chosen?
  • Twilight: Maybe. If Fluttershy has grown interested in the sea ever since we got here, then she may've been turned into a merpony somehow, and was escorted to Equantica.
  • Ozzie: Well, I think we know someone capable to pull that off: Wajinga. She's the charwoman and healer of the Ham-Dam Village. This island and Equantica, as far as we have heard, made a promise to help the city return home by giving them a savior.
  • Twilight: Is all this true?
  • Carl: Yep, but the Trident of Benvolence would still be in Eqlantica today keeping the merponies' fear and hate of humans and animals at bay along with the Purple Sea Dragon if it haven't been for the curse, the human who caused the Trident and Sea Dragon's disappearance, and that traitor of a Councilpony, Dead Sea.
  • Gilda: 'Dead Sea'? Who would name their kid that?
  • Rarity: I can't help but to feel chills when you say that name.
  • Carl (Dubbed as Buttercup): Dead Sea may be a merpony Councilpony on the outside. But inside, he's a tyrannical monster consumed by a lust for power and a fierce desire to wipe out the line of Poseidon's Alicorns. 
  • Riku: But, how do you guys know that?
  • Ozzie:...Narwhus. He'll tell you...(An old narwhal resting near the shore beach is seen)
  • Narwhus: Yeah, I knew Dead Sea. He was a good merpony. He was a good friend.
  • Trixie: Well, what happened that pushed him overboard?
  • Narwhus: I was there, a long time ago. In Equantica, the city of undersea immortals and long-living ponies. I've known him since before Discord's curse. A tragic tale of woe, and a darkness that consumed a dear friend...

Flashback.

  • (Narwhus): Dead Sea, at that time, lived with his abusive parents. I never liked his parents for a reason: they HATED Dead Sea, all because they were upset that all they wanted was a mare. Every night I try to go to sleep, I hear nothing but his parents either yelling at Dead Sea, or striking him until he cried.
  • (Applejack): Ouch. That sounds horrible.
  • (Narwhus): Oh, but it gets worse. When he was about to enter his coming of age at 13 years old, his parents...they abandoned him. They wanted to leave him to become land ponies in an Equestrian city. Dead Sea tried to catch up with them...
  • Young Dead Sea: MOTHER! FATHER! WAIT FOR ME! (Dead Sea's parents turn to face him, then turn their backs on him, and left)
  • (Narwhus): But by then, it was too late. (Young Dead Sea was in a fetal position, crying, with a young Far-Reach, Young Lady Claw, Young Jumbo, and a Young Narwhus)...Something changed that day inside Dead Sea. Something...just snapped.
  • Young Dead Sea: They abandoned me! Come on!
  • Young Far-Reach: Now, Dead Sea, don't be quick to be negative about this. You still have us--
  • Young Dead Sea: YOU SAW HOW THEY LOOKED AT ME! DIDN'T YOU?!?
  • Young Lady Claw: D, you still have those that care for you. I care for you. I love you.
  • (Narwhus): We tried everything we could to help him, but the feelings of his betrayal only turned him into a monster who wanted power and tyranny so he could punish them for hating him.
  • Young Lady Claw: Dead Sea, please, don't do this--
  • Dead Sea: MY PARENTS DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!! NOW, COME ON!!! (Drags Far-Reach off while Jumbo followed, and Narwhus stood there)
  • (Narwhus): We were unable to tell Dead Sea that his parents were actually dubbed menaces to society for their child abuse, and that it was not something to be tolerated. They were actually banished. But Oceanious felt bad on how it affected Dead Sea. They adopted Dead Sea as their own. Because he wasn't of royal blood, or was an Alicorn, the best thing they could offer was to be a member of the Royal Council. But it was never enough for the poor soul. He was rude, angered, unsatisfied, unappreciated. (A flash is seen on Young Dead Sea, and he suddenly becomes the adult we see today) Then he found his chance for revenge. When Captain Taiklar took the Trident of Benevolence, I saw what really happened in the Purple Sea Dragon's battle. He survived Taiklar's Keyblade stab which left a non-fatal wound on his chest. Then after one swipe, The Purple Sea Dragon tore Taiklar's leg clean off and threw him away which struck a deadly blow. His crew were horrified. They took his corpse and got away, still holding the Trident of Benevolence. The Purple Sea Dragon was determined to stop them...but that was when Dead Sea came along. (The Purple Sea Dragon felt something bite him, and sees a small bite-wound on his front leg, which was injected with poison. Dead Sea was seen watching, smiling maliciously)
  • Purple Sea Dragon: (Narwhus appeared) Narwhus, find the Island Purple Dragons, and intercept the pirates. Quick! (Suddenly, Narwhus got immobilized. Dead Sea appeared slowly, smiling menacingly)
  • Dead Sea: Funny mentioning them. I asked some rogue sailors to take good care of the Island Purple Dragons. Do you hear their screams?
  • Narwhus: (Gasps) Dead Sea, how could you? (Far-Reach and Lady Claw were seen hiding behind a rock and watching everything)
  • Far-Reach: That...that traitor!
  • Lady Claw: He betrayed us!
  • Dead Sea: Clearly you didn't hear me. DO YOU HEAR THEIR SCREAMS?!? (The Purple Sea Dragon cringes as screams of the Island Purple Dragons are heard)
  • Purple Sea Dragon: You disgrace your position, Dead Sea! YOU WILL PAY!!! (The Purple Sea Dragon angrily scars Dead Sea's left eye as he screams in pain)
  • Dead Sea: A minor collateral damage, beast! I have more business to attend to. You failed to get the Trident back, and you are no longer worthy to be with us. So, the sentence is DEATH! (Delivers more poisonous bites to the Purple Sea Dragon until it's enough for it to die and slowly sink) Good riddance. Now it's time for me to get payback. I'm gonna make sure that Trident is found by me, and I shall make sure that this place gets home! I'll finally be taken seriously in this town. I--(Suddenly, Far-Reach grabbed Dead Sea, and pinned him down) OW!!! FAR-REACH, LET ME GO!
  • Far-Reach: Why should I, you murderer? You don't deserve to be the head of the Council anymore! Lady Claw, get Oceanious so she can have this traitor arrested for the murder of the Purple Sea Dragon and his family! NOW!
  • Dead Sea: (Punches Far-Reach in the nose with his head, and tail-smacks Lady Claw down. They get disorientated long enough for Dead Sea to erase their memories, and heal his scar from his face)...(To Narwhus) I want to thank you for being here, Narwhus. You'll be of serious help to me. (Magically makes Narwhus' tusk look bloody)
  • Far Reach: (Wake from their senses) Dead Sea, wha-what's going on? Where's the Purple Sea Dragon?
  • Dead Sea: He got the pirates, but Narwhus aided their escape. He stabbed the Purple Dragon and killed him. He revealed our city's location to those savage pirates. He cost us everything we had. Our citizens, our treasure, and most importantly, our precious Trident and King's life. And worse, he hired rogue sailors to kill the Dragon's family to ensure no one takes his place as our guardian. He is a disgrace to his name, and he must be punished. ARREST HIM!
  • Narwhus: NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T!!! WE'RE FRIENDS!!
  • Lady Claw: Have this traitorous cetacean arrested immediately! I think he'll have a LOT of time explaining the blood on his tusk! (They both grab Narwhus, and take him away)
  • (Narwhus): Then Dead Sea wasn't my friend anymore...

Present

  • Narwhus:...He wasn't anyone's friend. All that remained of him was a hollow magical and extreamly treacherous deceitful shell of a once good merpony and the precious magical gift given to him by Posiedon's Alicorns abused and wasted. If it wasn't for his powers, he would've paid for his sins, and I would still have my most trusted friends on my side. (Pinkie's jaw dropped, and Rarity brought it back up)
  • Twilight: So, how did you get here?
  • Narwhus: I got harpooned by whalers while I was still in exile. Jaggearo and the Ham-Dam Hamsters found me, took me in on their island along with the Purple Sea Dragon's friends. When I told them the stories of Dead Sea's treachery, those who tried to expose Dead Sea for the traitor he is weren't so lucky for as long as he had both his magic and fangs, nothing can stop or touch him and comeuppance failed to execute Dead Sea when it had the chance. It ain't right what Dead Sea had done. Without the Trident of Benevolence, the Dragon's friends didn't stand a chance thanks to his lies and the curse.
  • Rainbow Dash: How were you able to live so long?
  • Narwhus: All animals that lived in Equantica were given longer lifespans. But since I was banished, I am barely able to survive. Wajinga was able to help me out and allow me to live for a few dozen years. There's no luck for me after the next 5 years.
  • Applejack: We're sorry, sugar-cube.
  • Twilight: Something tells me we're dealing with somepony with an extreme case of textbook-sociopath mentality.
  • Spike: Wait, socio-what-now?
  • Twilight: To make a long explanation short, it makes it mentally hard to process good morals.
  • Narwhus: And that curse made him worse.
  • Trixie: How?
  • Rarity: That is a good inquiry.
  • Twilight: Guys, I know we're suppose to find Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Fluttershy and the girls, but finding them will have to wait for now until we find out how Discord's curse made Dead Sea so evil.
  • Trixie: For once, Twilight, I agree with you. I've have been able to cast Merlin's water-breathing spell on all of you, go to Equantica by brute force and see that Dead Sea answers to justice by the Great and Powerful Trixie.
  • Narwhus: You have good hearts and intentions, but don't underestimate his overconfidence. He has power that can destroy all of you. It would be smarter if you continue your search. I think there are Ham-Dam scouts looking for you.
  • Twilight: We appreciate the help, Mr. Narwhus, dispite the fact that there's still so much at stake, there are also questions that still need to be answered.
  • Applejack: Yep, and even though you and Spike are the only Keyblade wielders of Equestria with Shining and Cadence still in Keyblade training and even with you and Spike's keyblades and the Elements of Harmony on our side, that Dead Sea feller is still a big pushover compared with what we tangoed with in the past.
  • Riku: We should still find the Ham-Dam patrol. I'm betting the locals will have more info that will help us find the Trident after we find Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Fluttershy and the girls.
  • Cynder: Yeah, and ask them if they know anything about this.
  • Gilda: Uh, thing is, where to look?
  • Carl: Oh, trust us, we know where those guys go in every hour or so.
  • Twilight: While we countine our search, let's get our research expedition underway. Not only will we find Spyro, Kairi, Sparx and the Girls, we'll gather info from the locals about Dead Sea, The Trident of Benevolence, how we're going to deal with him and so on. Any ideas where to start once we find this patrol, anyone?
  • Dareal: Well, the Ham-Dam scouts spend a lot of time in the trees, safer than the ground with jerks like Tacor running around.
  • Spike: Tacor?
  • Ozzie: That leopard guy your griffin friend beautifully have it served to him.
  • Spike: Oh, yeah.
  • Twilight: Well guys, Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Fluttershy and those three fillies sneaking out at night did one good thing. We discovered a lost nation, a powerful item of pure good magic and a chance to stop an evil greedy villain who won't stop at nothing to take over all that he sees.
  • Rarity: The question remains now is what do we do if that leopard returns with some serious back up?
  • Rainbow Dash: You got me there, Rarity.
  • Riku: How about we stick near the beaches and travel until we find the safest parts of the jungle where the Ham-Dam reportedly patrol?
  • Pinkie: What's stopping Tacor and those other meanies from coming to the beach?
  • Rainbow Dash: Probably those psychotic elephant seals we encountered earlier.
  • Gilda: Seems likely. Okay, plant, take us to the patrol area.
  • Ozzie: Worry not, folks. I know these islands like the back of my vine! If only I know which back I was referring to.

Ominous Canyon

  • ???: Man, I can't believe the boss got his butt kicked! I don't think he'll be able to sit for a week! (A maniacal laugh is heard, and the Jackal Trio are seen)
  • Bango: It's not funny, Fred. (Fred laughs hysterically) HEY, SHUT UP! (Fred continues laughing until Bango attacks him)
  • Zhensi: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!?!?!?
  • Bango: He started it!
  • Zhensi: Look at you guys! No wonder we haven't had anything to eat for 2 days.
  • Bango: Man, I hate starving!
  • Zhensy: Yeah? Ya know, if it wasn't for Jaggearo, we'd be running this joint.
  • Bango: Man, I HATE jaguars!
  • Zhensy: They're so pushy!
  • Bango: And hairy!
  • Zhensy: Stinky!
  • Bango: And, man, are they...
  • Zhenzy and Bango:...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY! (Laughs)
  • Tacor: You guys better not be talking about me.
  • Bango: Of course not, sir.
  • Zhensy: We were only talking about Jaggearo. Besides, your a leopard, remember?
  • Tacor: Apologies, I become forgetful when my pride is wounded.
  • Zhensy: So, what's the buzz on the big boss?
  • Tacor: Geogra's been pretty quiet for a long time. But last night, she informed me that she'll be meeting us later.
  • Bango: So does that mean we have to expose ourselves out on the beach again?
  • Zhensy: With all those military-wannabe elephant seals? They ate our last commander last week.
  • Tacor: Well, that won't be a problem. Geogra knows a safe location where we can meet up. It's at the secluded cove right by the seal-infested beaches. But she warned us that we won't be unexposed to the seals in that cove, so be on your toes when we get there.
  • Zhensy: Yes, sir.
  • Tacor: Until then, let's just rest up now, and help yourselves to the latest catch. (A dead zebra is seen)
  • Zhenzy: You know, it wasn't like you were gonna be able to make a griffin scared of you, boss.
  • Bango: Yeah, nor can we do the same to Jaggearo.
  • Tacor: True.... but that doesn't mean they are unstoppable.

(This song is sung by Tacor.)

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Back at the Rescue Ship

  • Icky: Ah, man! I am bored beyond relief! For a while already we've been stuck on this boat and nothing exciting is happening.
  • Iago: Actually, I found it quite relaxing. (Suddenly, burlap sacks appear on Icky and Iago, and Sea-Claw, Purse-Skin, and Dead-Brain quietly took the two birds in without everyone's notice.

In the Cabin

  • Icky: (Burlap sacs are removed from him and Iago) What the--?!?
  • Dead-Brain: Hey, guys, we got the birdies!
  • Iago: What the hell are you talking about? And why are we tied up?
  • Icky: Yeah, this isn't the right way to treat the Shell Lodge!
  • Sea-Claw: SHUT YOUR FACE, FEATHERS! We came to warn you! Keep your little stunt you pulled with El Skales to yourself, and you didn't heard our conversation.
  • Iago: What conversation?
  • Dead-Brain: The one with the mu- Oh hohoho, you almost got me!
  • Purse-Skin: That stuff is the stuff you shouldn't be in. Next time, mind your own business!
  • Dead-Brain: And if we ever catch you doing this again, we'll shoot our gun so far up your mouth, the bullet will come out of your ass! Kapeesh?
  • Icky: Yeah, fine, whatever you say, buster. Now LET US GO!
  • Sea-Claw: Now what fun would it be if we let you off THAT easily? Let's have our fun with these birdbrains!
  • Iago: ARE YOU JUNKING KIDDING ME?!?
  • Purse-Skin: Nope. (Gets out lima beans)
  • Icky: NOOOO!!! NOT LIMA BEANS!!!
  • Iago: Can this get any worse?
  • Sea-Claw: Have a cracker, parrot! (Chuckles)
  • Iago: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Princess Celestia: (From outside) THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE!!!
  • Dead-Brain: What was that?
  • Shamus: (From outside) Wha-wha-wha-what do you mean, Princess?
  • Purse-Skin: It's Shamus! Sounds like he needs some help. (All 3 leave)
  • Iago: HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!? DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US HERE! (All 3 are gone)
  • Icky:...MOTHERFRANKER!!!!!

Deck

  • Celestia: (Sea-Claw, Purse-Skin, and Dead-Brain look at the arguement between Celestia and Shamus) You've been decieving me this whole time just so you can go after a mythical treasure?
  • Shamus: But...how did you know?
  • El Skales: (Shows himself from behind Celestia)
  • Shamus: TRAITOR!!!
  • Celestia: Don't you blame El Skales for doing what he had to do. I'm just lucky he DID tell me, because if it weren't for him, you would've seriously hurt the Shell Lodge.
  • Shamus: But Princess, I-I can explain!
  • Celestia: There's no excuse for it, Shamus. Although I DO understand that you're doing a few dead pirates a favor, but I cannot accept the fact that you decieved me AND the Shell Lodge. You're sentenced to a day in the brig.
  • Shamus: But...but...
  • Celestia: NOW!
  • Shamus: (Walks away, and then speaks to El Skales) You're fired! (Suddenly, a thunder clap was heard)
  • White Rabbit: (At the crow's nest) STORM AHEAD!
  • Celestia: It's Cobra's hurricane! It's still here!
  • Lord Shen: It's always the worse of Cobra's magic that dies the hardest.
  • John: MAN YOUR STATIONS! (Everybody prepares to survive the hurricane)
  • El Skales: (Does the Grinch smile again, and retreats)
  • Granny Gricky: Now what the hell is goin' on here?!?
  • Icky: (Still tied up in the cabin with Iago) What's going on out there?!?
  • Iago: Sounds like we're going through a hurricane.
  • Icky: AW, BUTT-SAUCE!
  • SpongeBob: Has anybody seen Icky and Iago?
  • Lord Shen: No, can't find them anywhere!
  • Boss Wolf: Sir? They're right here.
  • Lord Shen: What? What kind of nutjob would tie these two together?
  • Icky: Don't ask.
  • Patrick: Everybody, stay calm! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! (Sandy slaps him)
  • Sandy: Patrick, for Pete's sake, pull yer'self together!
  • Ricky: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?
  • Sucky: We're going through a hurricane! And not the song 'Hurricane' for that matter.
  • Yucky: Yeah, you're not as funny as your name goes.
  • Celestia: ALL HANDS FASTEN YOUR LIFELINES!!! (Everyone just did that)
  • Bill: YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! (Runs into the cabin)
  • Mr. Dodo: (Comes out of cabin pushing Bill out) Oh, no, you don't! You aren't chickening out on us, no sir!
  • SpongeBob: DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LIFELINES ON YET?!?
  • March Hare: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
  • Melman: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
  • Lord Shen: KEEP YOUR BLOODY HEADS TOGETHER, AND TIE YOURSELVES TO THE POLES WITH ROPE NOW!
  • Dorm Mouse: Twinkle twinkle little--(Mad Hatter pushes him back in the teapot)
  • Mad Hatter: (Quietly) Not now, Dorm!
  • Donkey: (Gets seasick, but swallows it) GUYS?!? WE GOT A PROBLEM!!! (Everyone sees that they're about to hit an iceberg)
  • Skipper: GREAT BREAD AND BUTTER! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ICEBERG!
  • Celestia: (Uses magic to move the ship out of the iceberg's path)
  • Kowalski: Whew! That was close! I thought we went Titanic at that point.
  • Lord Shen: EMBRACE YOURSELVES! I THINK THE STORM'S GONNA PLAY AROUND WITH US! (The water began to make huge waves that go up and down, side to side, even a loop-de-loop)
  • Kolwalski: HOW WAS THAT LAST ONE EVEN POSSIBLE?!? (The waves were growing more wild, moving the ship around. The crew are doing their mightiest to stay aboard)
  • Celestia: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLOSE THE SAILS, THEY'LL GET DAMAGED FROM THE STORM, OR CAUGHT ON FIRE FROM THE LIGHTNING!
  • Lord Shen: NO ONE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO CLIMB THIS BOAT DURING A STORM! WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE FOR THE BEST, AND RESUME EMBRACING, AND NOT PAY ANY MIND TO THE SAILS WHATSOEVER!
  • Shamus: (Climbing the ships ropes) If I can just close the sails, I might be able to prevent them from getting damaged during the storm! (He was able to grab the sails, and closed them to prevent damage, but a giant wave caused the ship to go unrealistically up, causing Shamus to fall, but thanks to his lifeline, he was saved, and tried to climb back up, but suddenly, he sees El Skales on the pole, pulling out a knife)
  • El Skales: Who's fired now? (El Skales cuts the rope, and Shamus is falling screaming into the violent waters below without everyone on the boat noticing. El Skales smiles malevolently, and vanishes before he is seen)
  • Skipper: KOLWALSKI! PLEASE TELL ME YOU PACKED A WEATHER-MANIPULATION DEVICE!
  • Kowalski: I'M NOT A MAGICIAN, SKIPPER! IT'S NOT LIKE A WEATHER-CONTROL DEVICE IS JUST GONNA FALL OUT OF THE SKY! (Suddenly that just happens)...Whoa! That was totally unexpected.
  • Private: But how did that happen?
  • Scientist: (Flying a giant aircraft carrier) Bob? Have you seen my weather-controlling device?
  • Skipper: JUST GET TO WORK ON THAT THING BEFORE WE GET WASHED OVERBOARD!!!
  • Kolwalski: ON IT! (Kolwalski works on the device, and a tsunami is heading towards the ship)
  • Lord Shen: That is almost in civilization-ending size.
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf!
  • Spongebob: AND I PICKED A DANDY TIME NOT TO PACK SURFBOARDS FOR EVERYONE.
  • Sandy: ARE YOU INSANE?!? THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE BIG ONE!
  • Celestia: (Uses magic to move the ship out of the way before the tsunami hits them)
  • Kowalski: If I can just enter the right sequences...(The device sucks up the hurricane like a vacumn, and turns them into clouds) HAH! You can thank SCIENCE for that!
  • Skipper: Nice going, there, Kowalski.
  • Celestia: Is everyone present and accounted for?
  • SpongeBob: C'mon, your highness, we're the Shell Lodge Squad. We've survived worse stroms than that.
  • Celestia: Great. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Mr. McFarty? You need to go to the brig, now...Mr. McFarty? (El Skales slithers up with Shamus' hat)
  • El Skales: I'm afraid...Shamus has been lost. (Gives her his hat) His lifeline was not secured.
  • Celestia: What? But how? I thought Lord Shen was in charge of keeping them secu...(Everyone looks at Lord Shen)
  • Lord Shen: No! I checked them all! (Looks at the lifeline pole to see that one of them was missing)...WHAT THE GLORIOUS HEAVENS!!! How did that happen? Your highness, I swear, it wasn't me. That man may be a lying drunk, but unless he turned out to be a servent of cobra, i would never-
  • Celestia: I believe you, Shen. I didn't learn to sense truth energy for nothing. But who did this?
  • Kolwalski: Perhaps a freak accident?
  • Sandy: Well, sometimes, even the strongest looking rope can be undone by something.
  • Boss Wolf: Well, McFarty was a fat guy, maybe to the rope, it was too much. (Unknown to them, Shamus McFarty is seen sinking into the bottom of the ocean, drowning. Slowly, everything fades to black)

Island of the Ham-Dam

  • Jaggearo: (Appears with Spyro) Purple dragon, I possess good news. The scouts found your friends, and appearently they managed to tame a singing flytrap.
  • Spyro: A singing flytrap?...Did it have one head?
  • Jaggearo: Nope, it was 3.
  • Kairi: Then it's not Audrey II. Thank goodness.
  • Spyro: When will they be here?
  • Jaggearo: Well, they're actually here already.
  • Applebloom: Oh, thank goodness!
  • Jaggearo: I must also inform you that they bare unpleasant news about Dead Sea's past, and why this may be explicably personal to you, purple dragon.
  • Spyro: Really? Well, then we'd better meet up with them.

Outside Ham-Dam Village

  • Applebloom: (The 2 groups meet up again) Applejack! (Hugs her)
  • Applejack: Applebloom? May I ask why yall' winded up with Spyro, Kairi, and Sparx?
  • Scootaloo: Well...we may've put you to sleep last night as a diversion so we could secretly teach Fluttershy how to swim just to get our cutie marks.
  • Twilight: Well, I knew that would happen. Especially after the tracks you left lead to the cove.
  • Riku: (To Wajinga) And you must be Wajinga?
  • Wajinga: Indeed.
  • Cynder: Can you tell us where Fluttershy is?
  • Wajinga: I simply granted her her wish by turning her into a merpony in exchange for helping the merponies of Equantica. And I'm sure you somehow found out about Equantica?
  • Twilight: Yes. Our plant friends told us about it.
  • Wajinga: Hey, Ozzie, Carl, Dareal.
  • Sparx: Well, after Fluttershy was turned into a merpony, the Crusaders hurt her feelings, and we followed her to another merpony who was SMOKIN' HOT named Marenia, and we fought a bunch of jackals and a big scary leopard, and next thing you know, Marenia doesn't trust humans.
  • Spike: And I'm guessing you already know about the Trident of Benevolence?
  • Spyro: Totally.
  • Twilight: But more importantly, we already know who was responsible for the disappearance of Taiklar and the Purple Sea Dragon.
  • Kairi: You do? Then what happened to them?
  • Twilight: Well, to make a long story short, Dead Sea did it.
  • Sparx: Dead Sea did it?
  • Spyro: Are you sure?
  • Twilight: We're proof-positive. Dead Sea was abandoned by his abusive parents, and the King and Queen made him a member of the Equantican Council. But during Taiklar's invasion, The Purple Sea Dragon killed Taiklar, only to get killed by Dead Sea. He then tricked the Equantican Council into exiling his one last friend. So, what that means is that Dead Sea is a sociopath.
  • Sparx: A socio-what now?
  • Applejack: Twilight said it's some kind of mental illness that makes y'all prone to do bad and stupid things.
  • Twilight: I gotta say, I had no idea somepony would have such a horrible past, and become evil for it. We gotta contact Fluttershy. Now, Trixie, you said you could grant us a spell that would allow us to breathe underwater, right?
  • Trixie: Yes, but it's only a Level 2 spell, so it will last only 2 hours. And then after that, we'll have to return to the surface as quickly as we can.
  • Sparx: I don't think that'll work. We'll be hundreds of feet underwater by the time the spell wears off.
  • Riku: He's right. Plus, even if we don't drown, the pressure would crush us like a soda can.
  • Wajinga: Perhaps I, Wajinga, can provide service.
  • Applebloom: Sorry if I sound, not very respectful, but, haven't you done enough? Not to be mean or anything, but-
  • Wajinga: I understand what you mean, child. I made a rash choice on the yellow one. But she was the only one more interested in the ocean than all of you.
  • Twilight: Uh, kinda my fault on that, I might've showed Fluttershy a few things about sea life. I thought I'd be a supportive friend for a moment, and I thought I'd keep her busy for a while, and... Didn't consider the consequences. She kept sticking her head underwater to look at the sea life below, and she didn't seem to take a break. All she did was stick it in, look for an extended period of time, come back to get air, and peek again, rinse, and repeat. She's, kinda got a thing for animals, so, you can see why she'd be so interested.
  • Gilda: So, how the heck are you gonna help us?
  • Wajinga: Well, I have another spell that can help you contact the yellow one. My merpony spells are permanent, and just like Fluttershy, you get fins when wet, and hind legs when dry.
  • Applebloom: Really?
  • Rarity: Can you turn ME into a merpony? I mean, I was gorgeous enough when I was a pegasus.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, until you had to burn your wings off like a complete nitwit.
  • Wajinga: Well, the thing is that I am forbidden to turn anyone else into a merpony except for one. If I so much as break the rule, I'll get ostracized from Equantica.
  • Rarity: Darn!
  • Banana: Why not? They already broke our rules by distrusting Kairi! So it's fair you broke theirs.
  • Wajinga: ...(Sighs) Oceanious, forgive me! Okay, I'll turn you all into merponies. But I should tell you that it's permanent unless I take it away. You may need to practice your swimming while you have your fins.
  • Rarity: YAY!
  • Twilight: Well, if it means talking to Fluttershy, then we'll do it.
  • Wajinga: Alright, prepare yourselves. (Throws Voodoo dust, and the spell is casted)
  • Pinkie:...Wow! That was GREAT!!!...What happened?
  • Spike: Did it work?
  • Rainbow Dash: Hmm, I'll check. (Zooms into the water, then comes back up after 2 seconds) Yep, it worked. I looked awesome as a merpony.
  • Twilight: Great. Well, what're we waiting for? We gotta go find Fluttershy.

Beach

  • Spyro: Are you ready for this?
  • Kairi: I'm a little scared.
  • Spyro: Just stay close to me. (Everybody enters the water, and became Merfolk with Kairi and Rarity the most attractive ones of the bunch. The Ponies and Trixie now have tailfins with the color of their manes and still have their cutie marks with Gilda a mergriffin. Kairi is now a beautiful mermaid with a white clam strapless bikini top and a beatiful pink tailfin from the waste down. Riku is now a handsome merman with his tailfin that looks like a shark's tail and dorsal fin, and Spike was turned into a fish)
  • Spike:... Why am I a fish? Dragons are amphibious, right?
  • (Wajinga): (In their minds) Indeed, but babies have yet to develop that ability, and thus you can only hold your breath as long as a human.
  • Spike:... And why turn me into a fish instead of a sea dragon?
  • (Wajinga): I figured it would take less energy that way.
  • Spike:... Oy!
  • Rarity: WHA-HA-HA?!? I'M GORGEOUS!!!!
  • Applejack: I'm glad this only works in water. I don't think I can buck with a fishtail.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah! Now I'm the fastest flier, AND swimmer.
  • Trixie: Couldn't I be more dazzling?
  • Spike: No offense, Trixie, but Rarity outdid ya.
  • Gilda: (Looks at her new tailfin, and speaks sarcastically) Great, now I'm half bird and half fish. Seriously, whoever heard of a mergriffin?
  • (Wajinga): I believe there was one in the historic coat of arms-
  • Gilda: DON'T, ANSWER THAT!
  • Pinkie: Ooh, I'm fishy! (Rimshot)
  • (Wajinga): Good luck out there. When Oceanous asks, apologize on my behalf. (She cut transmission)...
  • Kairi:... Well, great. It's been years since I swam in the elegant waters of my foster town.
  • Riku: I can agree. But this time, we can actually breath.
  • Spike: Alright, we're in the ocean. So, now what?
  • Twilight: We just gotta find Equantica...(Notices there's nothing in site)... Wherever it... May be.
  • Spyro: Ok, maybe we should've asked Wajinga for directions before we just, ran of in excitement?
  • Twilight: Well, we weren't ALL doing that, but yeah, I think that would've been a good idea.
  • Cynder: You know, we could've also just followed them! (Points out a group of swimming merponies heading to the North)
  • Pinkie: Oh! Good eyes, Cynder!
  • Sparx: Myself? I got my trusty bubble back in the days before our 'Legend of Spyro' era. We have a lot of personal catching up to do.
  • Twilight: Well, let's head out. We've got a LOT of water to cover.
  • Rarity: Of course. We'll sneak into the kingdom, find Fluttershy, and tell her before anypony knows we were there.
  • Twilight: Well, depends on the outcome. Maybe they'll welcome us with or without the knowledge. We can still apologize on Wajinga's behalf for giving us the merpony spell, but let's still be safe about it. Let's go. (They swam off with them as Narwhus saw)
  • Narwhus:... Good luck out there, fearless heroes.

Chapter 6: The Search for Fluttershy/A Repentant Draconequus/Pirating the Pirates

Merpony Highway

  • Gilda: (All the merponies snickered when seeing her nearby)... (Sighs) I have to be honest, I STILL think I look rediculous.
  • Rarity: Maybe, but I think I'm all prepared for this already. (A school of fish look at her)
  • Fish #1: (Jaw drops) Oh, baby!
  • Fish #2: (Does an attractive whistle)
  • Fish #3: She's so...beautiful!
  • Fish #4: I wouldn't mind takin' that lady out for supper.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Stares at the fish, and then whispers to Rarity) I think they're talking to you.
  • Rarity: Sorry, boys, I'm already taken.
  • All Fishes: AWWWWWWW!
  • Spike: You heard her guys, she's with me! Off with ya, shoo! (The fishes scatter away)
  • Rarity:...Spike, darling, do remember we're just in-between friends and a couple, because I don't feel clean having a full relationship with a baby. I still get criticized for that, not just for pedophilia, but for bestiality.
  • Spike: Hey, at least we used that to get those fish off of ya'.
  • Sparx: Okay, we just need to follow those guys without being seen. Let's just only show ourselves when it's necessary.
  • Riku: Well, you merponies won't have that problem, they'll assume you're one of them. But they might be suspicious of two mer-humans and some dragons and a dragonfly, and...whatever Gilda just became. (Gilda gave him a face)
  • Gilda: Oh, real shrewd.
  • Merpony #1: YOU KNOW WE DON'T MIND OFFERING STANGERS A TRIP TO EQUANTICA!
  • Merpony #2: WE JUST HAVE TROUBLE TRUSTING WHEN IN THE CITY! JUST WAIT OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES UNTIL YOU DO WATEVER JOB IS NOT OUR BUSINESS!
  • Twilight:... Well, that's convenient.
  • Spike: Yeah! I thought we had to expend a lot of time.
  • Twilight: Let's get going. (The group follows the merponies)
  • Gilda: (The merponies snickered at her) SPECIESIST MUCH?
  • Merpony #3: (Sees Twilight) Whoa. You look like Princess Marenia.
  • Twilight: Who?
  • Merpony #3: Princess Marenia. You know, The Queen's daughter. We're on our way to see the new savior that'll help us return home to Equestria.
  • Twilight:... Sounds exciting.
  • Merpony #4: (Looks similar to Lightning Dust, but is pink in color, and Rainbow Dash swims nearby) Hey, I don't remember you being here.
  • Rainbow Dash: We have some things to do, leave it at that. (Notices her similarity to Lightning Dust) Whoa.
  • Merpony 2: Is there something wrong, ma'am?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, uh, no. You just, uh...look like someone I know.
  • Applejack: (To Twilight) Twilight, I think the merponies here are a little gossipy.
  • Twilight: Relax, Applejack. It'll be a snap. We just go to Equantica, find Fluttershy, tell her what we know, and it'll all be over with. Trust me, nothing will... Whew, almost jinxed myself there. (The group continues following the merponies, as a blue Pinkie look-a-like appeared)
  • Blue Merpony: HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE ME, STRANGER WHO LOOKS LIKE ME!
  • Pinkie: HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE ME, TOO!
  • Blue Merpony: I'm Azul. And you?
  • Pinkie: I'm Pinkie Pie!
  • Azul: Great to meet you, Pinkie! Excited for the party? I love parties!
  • Pinkie: NO WAY! I LOVE PARTIES, TOO! (Both scream)
  • Azul: I like you. I can tell we're gonna be great friends.
  • Pinkie: Oh... Uh...(Worries that eventally she'll have to leave)... Well, yeah... Perhaps we will. See you there.
  • Azul: Oh, you know it! (Pinkie swims away)
  • Twilight: Pinkie, don't feel bad about that. You'll get to meet her again after we get the Trident of Benevolence.
  • Pinkie: Really? Oh, THANK YOU! (Hugs Twilight)
  • Twilight: Okay! Okay, Pinkie, you can... You can stop hugging me, now.
  • Pinkie: Oh, sorry.
  • Rarity: (Merponies are getting attracted to her)
  • Green Merpony: She's so...gorgeous!
  • Orange Merpony: I wouldn't mind going on a date with her.
  • Red Merpony: Oh, would you look at THAT pretty face? She makes me wanna get over there, and just give her a kiss. Then, I'd be happy for the rest of my life.
  • Rarity: Oh, you flatterers.
  • Green Merpony: She actually noticed us! Awesome! (Applejack is suddenly met with a yellow Merpony that looks like her)
  • Yellow Merpony: Well, howdy, stranger! Another new face?
  • Applejack: Uh... Yeah?
  • Yellow Merpony: Name's Young Yeller. Ya' know, cuz' I'm yellow? I run a kelp farm, were we kelp merponies make an honest living slapping the kelp off to feed the population! I can tell you're a farmer, too. You a good slapper?
  • Applejack: Uh... No?
  • Young Yeller: No problem! It's real simple, even more than some of my cousins, I'll teach you sometime.
  • Applejack: Uh.... Actually, I'm a mighty bit interested.
  • Young Yeller: Oh, by the way, if you ran into Golden Speed, be careful. She's quick to challenge anyone who claims to be the fastest around these seas. (Rainbow Dash was speeding around)
  • Rainbow Dash: I KNEW IT! I'M THE FASTEST SWIMMER AS WELL!
  • Yeller/Applejack: Oh, nelly.
  • ???: Oh, is that so? (Rainbow Dash sees a gold-colored Merpony with the exact same rainbow mane and hairstyle)
  • Gold Merpony: How about a race to back that talk, stranger?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, and who are YOU supposed to be?
  • Gold Merpony: Name's Goldenrod Speed, but my friends call me Golden Speed. Queen Oceanious nicknamed me the fastest merpony in Equantica. If you ask me, I should get enrolled with the Wonderfins someday.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Surprised) Whoa. That's pretty amazing...but I bet I can beat you at your own game, goldfish!
  • Golden Speed: You're on, Rainbow Speed.
  • Rainbow Dash: Name's Rainbow Dash, actually.
  • Golden Speed: Oh, really? Well, Rainbow Dash, the first one through all 50 of those sea arches over there wins!
  • Rainbow Dash: Wouldn't count on it, goldfish! (Both zoom off and swim through the arches at top speed as the merponies noticed them)
  • Golden Speed: Be careful, Rainbow Girl, cause' I'm gonna make you cry when I win!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, I DON'T THINK SO! (Golden Speed and Rainbow Dash continue zooming through the arches at incredible speed, and all the merponies stop to see the race)
  • Golden Speed: Give it up, slowpoke! You can't beat evolution, I was built for SPEED!
  • Rainbow Dash: Question is, Gold nugget, are you hungry?
  • Golden Speed: No, why?
  • Rainbow Dash: Because YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT MY BUBBLES!!! (Swims across the arches in a slalom-like maneuver, and beats Golden Speed)...(Laughs) YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN I WIN! (All merponies applaude)
  • Golden Speed: (Pants) I...I don't...I don't believe it!... How's that possible!
  • Rainbow Dash: Anything is possible, goldfish! And what WAS possible was that I BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH! (Laughs)
  • Twilight: That was incredible, Rainbow Dash!
  • Applejack: ("Total gossip.")
  • Golden Speed: I'm gonna need some more practice. But fair is fair. Congrats, girl.
  • Rainbow Dash: We should do this more often, if you're interested.
  • Golden Speed: Maybe later. I need some rest. (Pants as she swims away)
  • Twilight: Well, I guess we should get back to the task at hand. The sooner we tell Fluttershy what we know, the better.

Equantica, 3 hours later...

  • Twilight: (She and her friends take a first look at the place) Whoa!
  • Rarity: It's beautiful!
  • Pinkie: It's enormous!
  • Twilight: So, have the others been able to keep up?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Notices Spike, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Kairi, and Riku behind a rock) Yep, they have.
  • Twilight: Great. Tell them to meet us somewhere specific after we see Fluttershy. We need to come up with a plan.
  • Rainbow Dash: On it! (Swims over to the others) Okay, Twilight said we need to find a specific location for us to come up with a plan.
  • Spyro: Alright. We'll scout the perimeter for a secret location then have you meet us afterward.
  • Rainbow Dash: But just remember, there might be guards securing the city, so don't get caught. If they ARE this cautious about strangers of land origin, they might not be easy to negotiate with.
  • Riku: We'll try not to.
  • Rainbow Dash: Okay. (Swims back with the group)
  • Rarity: Well, that's done.
  • Twilight: Okay, now we have to be careful if we ask around for the 'savior'. They might be, cautious about it. I assume they have familiarized a pattern that if someone asks for the savior, they're automatic trouble.
  • Pinkie: I think we made some really good friends here, actually.
  • Rarity: Yes, but very fragile ones. One mis-step or poor choice of words, and Discord's curse will make them judgmental.
  • Rainbow Dash: Those other guys didn't seem so bad. They are a lot like us. And by like us, I mean exact copies of us as merponies.
  • Twilight: Well, I think we should get started in finding Fluttershy. The sooner she knows, the better.

Equantican Prison

  • Aquatatic: (She and Aquatos are sitting calmly until Azul, Young Yeller, and Golden Speed appeared)...Oh, hey girls.
  • Golden Speed: Your highnesses, you're right! The savior's friends did come! And man, did that blue one kick my butt hard!
  • Young Yeller: We actually knew they were the savior's friends. They were a little hectic and perplexed with us, so it was durn clear they've never been in an underwater society of Equestrian origin before, or even for a while.
  • Aquatos: Who are they?
  • Azul: I came across this girl named Pinkie Pie, who looks exactly like me.
  • Young Yeller: I ran into an orange pony named Applejack, who doesn't even work at a kelp farm.
  • Golden Speed: I got my butt handed to me by this rainbow-colored bullet named Rainbow Dash. And like it or not, she's faster than me.
  • Young Yeller: There was also two other newbies with them. There was one that looked like Marenia, and one who was extremely gorgeous.
  • Azul: They also have others with them. A few dragons, a dragonfly, some mermaids, a sea griffin, and a few other ponies. I think they may be more buddies.
  • Aquatatic: Then it's proof-positive that they must be here to help. They must want to talk with the savior.
  • Golden Speed: (Scoffs) Good luck for them. No merpony is EVER allowed to enter the castle walls unless they're allies. Plus, I don't think security will like strangers like the non-ponies inside given this damned curse!
  • Aquatos: Then I suppose they're gonna need some help. See if you can find a way to get the savior to them so they can speak freely. Perhaps they bring news that we could use to lift Discord's curse.
  • Golden: We're gonna need extra help. I'll go find my worry-wart sister Gubby Caution. I bet she's hiding under a rock... Again.
  • Young Yeller: And I'd best find Watery Beauty! I bet she'll have a lot in common with that attractive new pony.
  • Azul: It's too bad Mareina is still a human-hating party-pooper.
  • Aquatatic: Maybe in time, she'll see the light. But be careful, the eyes of Dead Sea are almost impossible to avoid.
  • Golden Speed: Yeah, it pays to have a friend in the guards to let us through.
  • Young Yeller: Knew I could always count on Big Sea to help us out since he started out as a rookie with his strength. Ain't that right, bro? (An orange stallion merpony similar to Big Mac appears)
  • Big Sea: Ee-yup.

Fluttershy's Room Entrance

  • Azul: (To the guards) Greetings, sirs. (The guards block their way in with tridents)
  • Guard: State your business.
  • Golden Speed: We're friends of Marenia, and we desire to speak with the savior.
  • Guard #2: You must give us the password before coming in. Dead Sea has decreed that the savior needed alone time.
  • Golden Speed: Strawberry Coral.
  • Guard: You may come in. (Opens door for them, and they enter)
  • Fluttershy: (Notices) Who's there? Pinkie Pie?
  • Azul: No, we're friends of Marenia. I'm Azul, this is Young Yeller, and this is Golden Speed. We need to talk to you. It's about some friends of yours.
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps) They're here?
  • Golden Speed: Yes. But just to be clear, 3 of them are named Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack, right?
  • Fluttershy: Yes.
  • Golden Speed: Then it's them. They're here in Equantica because they want to talk to you. We suspect they have news that you might want to know.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, thank you! But, uh, you're not under the curse like Marenia, are you?
  • Young Yeller: Nope. We trust humans because her two older siblings cast a spell on us like Marenia before that jerk Dead Sea penalized her by removing it. The jackass.
  • Fluttershy: Will you take me to them?
  • Golden Speed: Sorry, there's an unlikely chance that said jackass Dead Sea will allow you to leave the castle walls. Fortunately, my sister Gubby Caution is the royal feeder for Dead Sea's giant squid, and Watery Beauty the royal dresser. They will be able to allow them access without the guards being bothersome.
  • Young Yeller: Has Marenia been treating you well, lately? We imagine her hatred for humans has been bothering you.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, no, we're doing fine. Oceanous talked to her to ensure she didn't go too far with the curse so we wouldn't have a sour first impression. Now, she's offering swimming lessons.
  • Azul: YES! That's great!
  • Golden: Swimming lesson?
  • Fluttershy: Yes. I... I haven't been able to swim before, so, even with this tail fin... (She suddenly staggered back and comically bumped into things)... I'm okay!
  • Yeller:... Sad to be you.
  • Fluttershy: So, you're saying that they'll allow my friends to enter safely?
  • Golden Speed: Exactly. And I gotta say, your friend, Rainbow Dash, is a tough one to beat. She beat me in a race the first time we met.
  • Fluttershy: Yeah, it's in her nature. She even helped me get my cutie mark.
  • Young Yeller: That's cute. Now, we haven't gotten the chance to know your name yet.
  • Fluttershy: Fluttershy.
  • Yeller:... That's cuter.
  • Azul: Yeah!
  • Young Yeller: Well, let's get this over with. I'm sure they can't afford to be here forever.

Royal Dressing Room

  • Watery Beauty: (Looks like Rarity, but is indigo in color) (Humming as she makes a pretty dress)
  • Young Yeller: (Comes in) Watery Beauty?
  • Watery Beauty: Oh, hello, Young Yeller. I didn't expect you to come in. I'm busy making a dress for the savior, if I could just remember what size she is.
  • Young Yeller: Well, that's what I wanted to tell you. Her pony friends are here to talk to her, and I was wondering if you can help them get permission to talk to her.
  • Watery Beauty: She has friends? How could they possibly survive down here? They're land ponies.
  • Young Yeller: They've been turned into merponies, but I don't think they should risk being here forever with Dead Sea distrusting to new visitors. Please, Watery? They might know something that can help us return to Equestria.
  • Watery Beauty: Well, I do wanna go home. Alright, we got a deal.
  • Young Yeller: And one more thing. Don't let Dead Sea know about this. If he finds out, there's no way we'll help the savior.
  • Watery Beauty: Sure thing.

Gubby Caution's Room

  • (Gubby Caution was hiding under her bed, with only her iPet clown fish and a bag full of sea grapes)
  • Gubby Caution: It was just horrible, Wakame. Dead Sea came at me like a wild animal! I had no way to defend myself!

2 minutes ago...

  • Dead Sea: GUBBY!!! GET OUT HERE! (Gubby Caution came in) Why is Jumbo like this? Did you feed him properly like I asked? (Jumbo made a monsterous growl of sickness)
  • Gubby Caution: Ooh, no! I'm so sorry, I forgot to do that!
  • Dead Sea: Well, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!?
  • Gubby Caution: I had to feed the rest of my pets, Mr. Dead Sea. They hadn't had anything to eat in 2 days.
  • Dead Sea: Too bad! YOU BLEW IT! Thanks to you, Jumbo is sick, and it'll take weeks for him to get better! I will have to spend time using a strong enough cleansing spell to heal him, thanks to you, you incompetent wretch! (Dead Sea spanks Gubby Caution 3 times as she starts crying) GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU FISH-MULE! NOW!
  • Gubby Caution: (Swims to her room crying)
  • Dead Sea: (Chuckles) That's right, cry! Cry like the baby you are!

Present

  • Gubby Caution: Dead Sea is a huge jerk! I don't think I wanna be around him anymore. (Sobs as she eats a couple of sea grapes, and her iPet barks like a dog) What? Quit? I don't wanna quit. This is my only home since my parents died, and Oceanious won't believe me when I told her. (Sobs, and eats more sea grapes) I hate my life!
  • Golden Speed: (Comes in) Gubby? Are you in here?
  • Gubby Caution: (From under her bed) Go away, Golden Speed. I'm in a private conversation with Wakame.
  • Golden Speed: Oh, no. Did Dead Sea spank you again?
  • Gubby Caution: I don't wanna talk about it. Just go away, please, and leave me with my misery!
  • Golden Speed: Aw, c'mon, Gubby. Besides, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
  • Gubby Caution: (Comes out from under the bed) It's not? (Sniffles)
  • Golden Speed: No. The savior's friends are here, and I need your help so we can allow them to speak to her. If you're lucky, they may know something about why Dead Sea is so mean.
  • Gubby Caution: Really?
  • Golden Speed: I guarantee it.
  • Gubby Caution: Alright, I'm game!... Sorta.
  • Golden Speed: Thanks a lot, sis. (Hugs her) And I promise, if we play our cards right, Dead Sea won't harm you or anypony else again. We just have to be smart. Maybe because of the fact his giant squid is sick might distract him a little.

Marenia's Room

  • Marenia: (Swims through the curtains to see her) Hey, savior. The swimming lessons not for another day thanks to Dead Sea being too strict beyond reason. But we can, you know, talk.
  • Fluttershy: Oh... Well... That's too bad. Listen, uh, there's something I wanna tell you. My 5 pony friends are coming by for a visit, and... I was wondering if you could help them get permission to talk to me. Please?
  • Marenia: 'Pony' friends? You mean they're coming here, hundreds of feet underwater, to talk to you?... How're they doing that?
  • Fluttershy: They've been turned into merponies.
  • Marenia: How? Was it Wajinga? Because I recall she made a promise to turn only YOU into a merpony, and not anypony else, and you have NO idea what the penalty is for that.
  • Fluttershy: I'm sure that, if it WAS her, it was for a good cause.
  • Marenia: Hmm... I suppose I cannot blame her for that. We are short on help, and could use any we can get. Alright, I guess we have a deal.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, thank you, Marenia. You won't regret it. You just have to promise not to tell Dead Sea!
  • Mareina: Oh yeah, private meeting, understood.

Secluded Grotto, Outside Equantican Borders

  • Twilight: (Everyone is hidden from guards) Alright, everyone, we need a plan and make it quick.
  • Riku: Well, now that we're hidden from the guards, what're we gonna do to get the chance to talk to Fluttershy?
  • Watery Beauty: Perhaps we can help. (Everybody sees Marenia's friends)
  • Pinkie: Azul? Uh... We can explain.
  • Azul: No need to explain, Pinkie. We already know you want to talk to Fluttershy.
  • Golden Speed: Although I'm curious. The others haven't had a chance to learn Fluttershy's name yet.
  • Spike: They don't know her name yet?
  • Gubby: No. Not even Oceanious or Marenia. They just refer to her as savior.
  • Young Yeller: But let's get to the task at hand. Why do you guys wanna talk to Fluttershy?
  • Spyro: Because we have information that she might need to help you. Plus, we're gonna help you, too.
  • Riku: We also know something terrible about Dead Sea.
  • Watery Beauty: Dead Sea? What about him?
  • Applejack: Actually, I think it's best we didn't tell yall'. I think only Fluttershy needs to know.
  • Scootaloo: Wait a second. How come you merponies aren't affected by the Trident's absence?
  • Golden Speed: Long story short. Marenia's siblings cast a spell on us that would make us invulnerable to the curse.
  • Applebloom: Is Marenia with you girls?
  • Young Yeller: Nope. We promised Marenia's siblings that Marenia shouldn't be involved, otherwise she'd likely take it the wrong way. But Fluttershy's already told her yer' comin'.
  • Trixie: Well, we'd better get on with it.
  • Rainbow Dash: But just one thing we have to know. Only the merpony ones can go. If any others go, the merponies won't let us in, or might even attack us.
  • Twilight: That's right.
  • Riku: So, what are Kairi and I supposed to do?
  • Spyro: I think it's best if you stay here and wait. It might be a while before we come back.
  • Kairi: You mean we have to stay here and wait for the rest of you? What if we run into anything dangerous like sharks or jellyfish?
  • Spyro: I'm sure it isn't something me, Cynder, and Sparx can't handle.
  • Sparx: Whoa, me? What do you mean 'me'?
  • Spyro: Sparx, please.
  • Golden Speed: That's a good strategy. We'll go with that.
  • Twilight: So, that means the merponies are coming with us. Me, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Trixie, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom. The rest will have to stay here-
  • Azul: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! What is THAT?!? (Points at Gilda)
  • Gilda: Don't ask... PLEASE!
  • Twilight: Okay, we have a game plan, now let's go.

Equantica Castle

  • Watery Beauty: (Brings the merponies to the entrance) We have returned with our guests.
  • Guard #1: Hmm... (Takes a look at them all)... They seem pretty safe... But we're gonna need the password.
  • Golden Speed: Aquamarine.
  • Guard 1: Go right in. (The group comes in)
  • Marenia: (Sees the group) Well, I guess the savior was right. They are all ponies. And, whoa, does that white one look gorgeous!
  • Rarity: Oh, you're too kind, your highness.
  • Twilight: Wow, she DOES look like me.
  • Marenia: You girls are already free to talk to the savior. But for what?
  • Rainbow Dash: We have something important to tell her. Something that might help her with your problem.
  • Marenia: Of course. Come with me. (Everyone follows her)

Fluttershy's Room

  • Marenia: Alright, here's where the savior is staying.
  • Twilight: Actually, her name is-
  • Marenia: Alright, all except Azul, Golden Speed, Watery Beauty, Gubby, and Young Yeller go right in. (The ponies goes in) And try not to hurt her feelings in there, please.
  • Twilight: Fluttershy? We're here.
  • Fluttershy: TWILIGHT! GIRLS! (Hugs her) I knew Marenia would keep her promise. How did you become merponies?
  • Twilight: Wajinga was willing to break the rules for us.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, so it WAS her. Well, it doesn't matter, Marenia understood as well.
  • Applejack: She did? Huh? I thought that curse would make it hard. I guess she's starting to heal.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Marenia is secretly listening to their conversation) We have something important you need to know if you're gonna help get that Trident back.
  • Marenia: They know?
  • Fluttershy: You know?
  • Twilight: Yes, we know. But that's not important for the moment. What's more important is that Dead Sea is not who he says he is.
  • Fluttershy: Dead Sea? That guy who looks like King Sombra? I don't think he's that mean. He sent Marenia's siblings to the dungeon, but I had no idea what his weird song meant. But to be honest... I think he's in love with me.
  • Trixie: Dead Sea is in love with you?
  • Fluttershy: I think so. He seems pretty attracted to me.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, GREAT! Another flirt! I cannot count how many times I told the people of Ponyville to give her the space she needed. Is she REALLY that pretty?
  • Spike: Would you be defending her privacy if she WASN'T?
  • Rainbow Dash:... Good point.
  • Fluttershy: Now, what did you mean by him not being the one he says he is?
  • Twilight: Because he is responsible for The Purple Sea Dragon's disappearance.
  • Fluttershy: What?
  • Marenia: (Still listening) What?
  • Applejack: Dead Sea,... Basically killed the Purple Sea Dragon because of his abusive parents abandoning him during his young days. After he killed the dragon, he placed the blame on his narwhal friend who told us everything after mind-wiping the witnesses. He lied to the people of Equantica, and he's been lying ever since. He's also the reason why Taiklar attacked the city and had the king killed, and all those Merponies kidnapped in the first durn place!
  • Fluttershy:...No!
  • Marenia: Dead Sea... Lied?
  • Twilight: You cannot tell anypony else that we told you this. If you do, Dead Sea might find out, and given his power, that's the LAST thing we need if we're going to help these poor ponies. You understand?
  • Fluttershy: I understand. This... I never thought Dead Sea was responsible for all this!
  • Rainbow Dash: Fluts, the guy's a sociopath, plain and simple. The guy let his childhood beatings define his present life, and he's going to DESTROY Equantica just to show that he cannot be crossed ever again, even if it means he lies to his people, his friends, and everything else.
  • Marenia: (Surprised, pants deeply, and then swims away distraught)
  • Twilight: We have something else to tell you. You gotta keep this a secret long enough for us to help you.
  • Fluttershy: You're gonna help me?
  • Pinkie: We sure are. We're gonna see if we can get that Trident for you.
  • Applejack: We know the pirates still kept the Trident during the Sea Dragon's death. Dead Sea wants to take over Equantica for himself. We have to stop him.
  • Fluttershy: But... Are the merponies going to take it well you're helping me? I think they'd say I have to do it alone.
  • Rarity: Darling, I'm sure they know how timid you are. They'd perfectly understand you can't possibly do it on your own. The only ones who know are Marenia's friends, and that's pretty much all who have to know for the time being.
  • Fluttershy:... What about Geogra?
  • Twilight: We'll be able to stop her once we get that Trident. Then we'll be able to help you free this place from Discord's curse.
  • Fluttershy: What should I do?
  • Twilight: Do whatever you can to distract Geogra and Dead Sea so we can get a chance to bring you the Trident. Can you do that?
  • Fluttershy: I... I'll try.
  • Twilight: Excellent. We'll be helping you as soon as we can. (The six hugged)
  • Rainbow Dash: Okay, we have to go now, Fluttershy. We can't afford to be seen by Dead Sea.
  • Fluttershy: Alright. Good luck.
  • Twilight: Good luck to you, too, Fluttershy. Be brave out there.
  • Fluttershy: I will. (They left)... I knew there was something Dead Sea wasn't telling me. I don't know how Marenia will respond when she finds out about this. But nevertheless, I gotta save these innocent merponies from Discord's curse. I'm their savior, and I've got to act like one.
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, where's Marenia? Isn't she supposed to escort us out?
  • Guard #1: She had to be left alone for some odd reason. We shall take her place.
  • Applebloom: Oh, that would be nice.
  • Guard #2: Whoa, look at HER! (Points at Rarity)
  • Rarity: Hello there.
  • Guard #2: Hello, gorgeous! (Spike sighs as the guards escort the group out)

Marenia's Room

  • Marenia: (Cries in her bed)
  • Marenia:... I-I... I should've known! How could Dead Sea do this? It was all too obvious from the beginning! Only HE could do something this heinous!... I... (Outside, her cries are still heard, and Oceanious appears, and comes through the curtain to see her)
  • Oceanious: Marenia? What's wrong, my daughter? Aren't you getting along well with the savior?
  • Marenia: Yes, but I just found out something about Dead Sea.
  • Oceanious: What is it?
  • Marenia:... He killed the Purple Sea Dragon!
  • Oceanious:... What?
  • Marenia: He did it and he lied to us about it. He's been scamming us this whole time. He's the reason why the Purple Sea Dragon is gone. He's the reason why all this happened! (Cries)
  • Oceanious: How do you know all this?
  • Marenia: The savior's friends came along after being turned into merponies by Wajinga to talk to the savior about it, and they told her that Dead Sea is responsible for all this, because Narwhus informed them of the truth.
  • Oceanious: The savior's friends came?... Well, I cannot blame Wajinga there, it was a helpful move. Were any of them human?
  • Marenia: No. There were only merponies and a purple talking fish. I guess the others might've been outside Equatica boundaries.
  • Oceanious: Then we have to keep this a secret. If Dead Sea finds out about this, it might mean the end of us merponies. We all know what he's capable of, and he could ensure we all suffer if he knows we're onto him. And how're we gonna stop Geogra?
  • Mareina: Mom? Can I ask you something?... Why do you let Dead Sea push you around like that?
  • Oceanious: Because...well...I think it's time I told you something I should've told you a long time ago. I adopted Dead Sea as a son after his abusive parents abandoned him. And since he's not of royal blood, I had to make him the leader of the Equantican Council. He must've killed the Purple Sea Dragon because of what happened to him in his past. It's clear that all that happened to him has turned him into a sociopath. He can't become aware that what he's doing is wrong.
  • Marenia: What'll we do, Mom?
  • Oceanious: We're gotta stop Dead Sea! He's gone too far this time, and he must pay for his crimes. But again, we must wait. Once we have him, it'll be our chance.
  • Marenia: Well, let's just hope for a miracle that we get out of this nightmare. I wanna go home.
  • Oceanious: So do I.
  • Marenia: I just... Can't believe we've been had like that. (Cries)
  • Oceanious: Now, now, now, wipe away the tears, Marenia. I know what'll cheer you up. Wanna get some kelp pizza?
  • Marenia: YES-Uh, I mean... Sure, that'll be nice. (Oceanious and Marenia leave)

Beach

  • Azul: (She, and the other lay in the water) So let me get this straight, you're gonna get the Trident while Fluttershy helps us with Dead Sea and Geogra?
  • Twilight: Yes. You see, Fluttershy is likely not going to stop this herself. She's very shy when it comes to danger. Her biggest strength IS animals after all. But together, we ARE a formidable force. She'll act as the eyes on your home, while we deal with the rest. Trust us, we won't let you down.
  • Golden Speed: How're you gonna find it when you don't have a vehicle?
  • Gubby: Can't they just swim around the island? (Eats sea grapes)
  • Kairi: I don't think that'll work. Dead Sea can be anywhere. The only way to travel safely is by foot.
  • Azul: (Giggles) I've always thought human feet were cute. But yeah, it's a good call... (Sighs)...
  • Young Yeller: Well, good luck to you fellers.
  • Azul: (Cries) I'm already gonna start missing you!
  • Golden Speed: Don't cry, Azul. We'll see them again.
  • Watery Beauty: We wish you luck, guys. Let's go. (Merponies go back in the water)
  • Twilight:...Now, about that plan to prevent Blot to be able to use that ship as means to terrorize people again.
  • Spike: Oh, right.
  • Rainbow Dash: How do we do it all by ourselves?
  • Twilight: We can do it. We can do anything. We defeated 4 villains in our series, and compared to that, Blot is just a giant monkey with bad hygiene. Now let's get back to the Ham Dam Village, gather our new friends, make our game plan back at our camp to stop Blot from cutting down anymore trees and kick some pirate booty.

The Pirate Camp

  • Blot: Patrols, report!
  • Fry: We were lucky to escape those elephant seals with our lives, Captain!
  • Blot: But, any chance you found those escaped prisoners?
  • Luxford: My group was able to briefly find them, before the ele-phant seals interfered again.
  • Blot: Well, sounds like everyone here had a rough day...Tell ya what? let's a take a break for now, huh?
  • ???: It appears I entered an awkward time for you. (The pirates looked over to see none other than Dead Sea)
  • Blot: Ho, it's my old prison break buddy, Councilman Dead Sea! How can we be of service, old friend?
  • Dead Sea: If you don't mind my intruding, I have an assignment for you and your, inner circle. And yes, your hands will become bloody from this.
  • Fry: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of cool with us Dead Sea.
  • Slyler: So, Dead Sea, what is this business proposition for us?
  • Dead Sea: I trust you are all aware of the very true realization of the so-called, "Mythical Pirate" Taiklar?
  • Blot: Know him? Are you kidding? You're the one who gave us the treasure map.
  • Dead Sea: It was a rhetorical question.
  • Blot: Oh, sorry.
  • Dead Sea: Then I suppose you're also aware I entrusted the human to kill off the Alicorns, and find a private place to give the Trident of Benevolence to me, with merpony slaves and the sacred gold of the city as payment? Unfortunately, a certain abominating Purple Sea Dragon loused it up, and I made sure his final hours were painful.
  • Blot: Wow. Dark.
  • Martha: Wow. All this because your parents treated ya like dirt?
  • Dead Sea: You don't even know what my parents are like. My friends, ever wonder what it's like to be loved?

(This song is song by Dead Sea)

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  • Frank: Good shanty, Mr. Dead Sea.
  • Dead Sea: Quite. Anyway, when you would be able to get to that treasure you crave, remember, to bring the Trident of Benevolence to me, and if the Purple dragon and the girl's allies try to interfere...Well, I trust you pirates know how to deal with those that dare challenge you. (Mighty Bull picks up a rock)
  • Mighty Bull: You know it! (Crushes the rock with little effort)
  • Blot: You got yourself a deal, but you'll have to do somthing for me and my crew in return.
  • Dead Sea: (Sighs) Always a catch. Exactly what do you want in return, then?
  • Blot: After you get the Trident of Benevolence, I will have a boy to deal with, a female dragon and griffin to slay, an insect to squish and a couple of pony skins hanging on my wall. I don't even care whose they are. That purple reptile and that Keyblade-wielding brat have taken my ship, my bounty and the lives of my late first mate and cabin boy! I will make the both of them swear loyalty to me and my crew or I will destroy them, and everything they love! But I need your help to do it.
  • Dead Sea: You mean that family of misfits the Purple Dragon and the Girl are adopted in lead by that sponge who the Savior and her friends hang out with? I suppose if they were to be out of the picture, your desired girl and the purple abomination will have nowhere else to go.
  • Blot: But the point is the purple lad and his Keyblade lady friend will do anything to keep their misfit family from being slaughtered one by one.
  • Fry: Yeah, and we'll do anything to get even with their friends, too.
  • Dead Sea: So you want me to kill off the purple dragon and the girl's misfit family by poisoning them like I did to the Purple Sea Dragon unless they agree to join your crew permanently which will satisfy your ambition for them?
  • Slyler: That's the plan, Dead Sea.
  • Blot: Do we got ourselves a deal, mate?
  • Dead Sea: How sinfully despicable...(Laughs maniacally) I LOVE IT!

The Rescue Ship

  • Long John: (A funeral is being held for Shamus Poopdeck McFarty, who was lost at sea. The crew looks sad, all but El Skales, who is high up the mast, enjoying a bottle of wine. Celestia, Shen and Long John Silver approched the crew with sadness in their hearts) The Princess and the Peacock will now speak a few words in honor of Shamus Poopdeck McFarty. (Some people begin quietly laughing as Lord Shen and Celestia walked up in front. Girl Sora and Mimi began crying with tears in their eyes along with T.K while Matt plays the funeral march on his harmonica)
  • Squidward (To SpongeBob): Sponge, it's gonna be okay. Sponge? (SpongeBob cried uncontrollably. Icky and Iago sat there, eyes closed in mourning)
  • Po: (Laughs) I-I can't-I'm sorry! (Laughs)
  • Shifu: Po, if you can't keep it together, you need to leave.
  • Po: Got it. (Keeps himself calm)
  • Celestia: Shen... you go first. (Puss took off his hat and placed it over his heart while some of the crew offered some tissues to SpongeBob, Girl Sora, Mimi and T.K. with Gary and their Digimon comforting them. Sea-Claw, Purse-Skin, and Brain-Dead whimpered)
  • Lord Shen: Good tidings, friends and crewmen. We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a poor misunderstood sailor who somehow stowed away on our vessel but our distrust to him caused his death.
  • Celestia: ("Oh what have I done?") (The crewmen murmured as Shen continued on)
  • Sea-Claw: What'll we do now that our leader's dead?
  • Brain-Dead: We can't make El Skales as our new leader. As far as I'm concerned, he's responsible for Shamus' death.
  • Purse-Skin: I'm with you all the way, but I don't think we'll be avenging him since El Skales tattled on us.
  • Dead-Brain: So what're we gonna do?
  • Lord Shen: ...And though I am still doubtful of this, Captain Taiklar Blackheart, and that nonsense of that, treasure of a thousand realms...(started to laugh)...and that rediculious notion that...(laughs out loud)...this Keyblade pirate killed Celestia's parents! Like a simpleton sea-fairing bandit would ever kill a God! It's pure cow manure! (Laughs uncontrollably for a few seconds, then stopped)...Anyway, regardless of him being a lying, delusional drunk, I had wished I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Celestia, your turn.
  • Gricky: Let's get on with it, cause I gotta go feed Ashes again. (Celestia sighed in regret)
  • Celestia: Well everyone, I just like to say...
  • Icky's Family: Can you please get on with it?!
  • King Fergus (From Brave): Get on with it!
  • Old Man: Get on with it!
  • Man: Yes, get on with it!
  • Army: YES!! GET ON WITH IT?!
  • (Monty Python reference again!)
  • Second Producer: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
  • Lord Shen: EVERYONE PLEASE BE PATIENT! Celestia, my dear, you were saying?
  • Celestia: I was going to say this. Shamus, I'm so sorry for what became of you.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, quite.
  • John: Indeed. Allright evreyone, pay your final respects to poor ol' Shamus, dump your tributes into the sea and let's get back to our course already. (Everyone begins to throw tributes to the sea, and eventually, the ship resumes)

Celestia's Room

  • Celestia: This is horrible. My only link and guide to Taiklar is gone. My only hope to go after that, monster, is the ones I am trying to rescue. But they're going to need a guardian....(Sighs) Perhaps this is Twilight's oppertunity to truely make amends, and perhaps bond with...him. Maybe for me to truely see if he has changed. (Celestia's magic begins to make a strange glow, and suddenly, strange magic sounds are heard, crazed smoke is everywhere, and a familiar shape in a bathtub appeared. It was Discord)
  • Discord: GILDED BIRD INSIDE A GILDED CAGE!!!
  • Celestia: Discord? (Discord looks at Celestia, and screams in a high-pitched voice)
  • Discord: DO YOU MIND, WOMAN! I AM TRYING TO CLEAN MYSELF! (Discord surrounds himself in a shower curtain)
  • Celestia: Discord, I need to talk to you about something important reguarding Spyro, Twilight and Kairi.
  • Discord: You mean like, how Twilight still resents me because I ate some pages out of her spell books, or how you neglected to inform Spyro, Kairi, and the rest of those Lodgers that my membership to the Leaguers officially expired? Either way, I know it's gonna make me miserable.
  • Celestia: Yes, and there's somthing else, too.
  • Discord: (Realizes what she is about to tell him) It's about that Pirate Primate, Blot and his ambitions for Spyro and Kairi, isn't it?
  • Celestia: How did you know that?
  • Discord: Your journal's an open book. (Celestia realizes that her private jounrnal was opened)
  • Celestia: Oh. (Discord makes the tub vanish, and is now in a shower cap, and a towel)
  • Discord: Okay, what did that Voldemort wanna-be do this time?
  • Celestia: To make this short. Kairi, Spyro, Twilight and the others are in the Destiny Islands for their first brother and sister anniversary in one week's time.... But then Cobra created a hurricane that set them adrift in the Ocean and right into Blot's territory but they escaped but Spyro, Twilight and the others will need a guardian to help them, especally Fluttershy since she was the one who reformed you. And, I figured this would be the chance to prove yourself to the others, truly make amends to Twilight Sparkle, and perhaps, prove to me you're reformed nature is legit. Keep in mind that because you're more likely to be tempted, eyes will be on you, but if this goes well enough, you will be given the benefit of the doubt. (Discord was silent after hearing that they need him)
  • Discord: They need me? I'm pretty sure that except for Fluttershy, they hate my guts. Aside from bad blood with Fluttershy's pony friends and Twilight's little sidekick, that Spyro guy still thinks I'm out for trouble, that bug would be very obnoxious about it, Cynder, well she'll probably thinking I'm playing errand boy for her nut-job adoptive dad, Kairi...I don't even wanna go there. And then there's that griffin with quite a mouth and Merlin's little student.
  • Celestia: (Sighs in understanding Discord's reluctance) I know this is an extreme task to ask for, and I don't blame you for being unwilling. But, think about it. They may be a great oppertunity to patch together a bond broken, and maybe earn the respect of others.
  • Discord: If so, I doubt the other Shell Lodgers would be so willing.
  • Celestia: I do doubt Shen will be quick to accept this. You did leave an unpleasant taste in his mouth. The others, perhaps, if you do a great job keeping Spyro and the others safe, you might be able to win them over.
  • Discord: That's the thing! My magic is not made for guardianship! It was meant to frustrate and annoy. Why else did you turned me into a garden ornament?
  • Celestia: (Sighs) I understand you're very afraid of being judged upon. And it's my fault for not informing them sooner.
  • Discord: And Hasbro's fault for starting to satisfy brony fanfictions.
  • Celestia: Please Discord, this is their tremendous hour of need. I am fearful that I'll lose more love ones to sea-faring criminals, and this time, I won't even be around to safeguard them....Just like...my parents. (Discord noticed Celestia tearing)
  • Discord: Uh, you're crying? I've never seen you do something like that, nor do I know you as somepony like that. (Celestia sadly nods)
  • Celestia: I lost my parents to Taiklar. You probably don't know him because he attacked some time after your imprisonment. Ever since that time, it affected me. Now, I don't wish to lose Twilight the same way I lost my parents.
  • Discord: Oh, alright. I'll do it for you and for Fluttershy. I did admit it that friendship is magic, anyway. Because since Kairi's my god neice, (Under his breath) though she grown to deny that now, (Openly) I'll gain her trust and hopefully Twilight won't be too crossed with me for eating some of her spell book pages for lunch.
  • Celestia: Thank you. Here's something to help you prove to Kairi that you've changed for the better (Uses her magic to summon a round gold item and a piece of paper)
  • Discord: And this stuff is, what?
  • Celestia: This piece of paper is a drawing Kairi did for me and Luna and this is a music box for Kairi on her Fourth birthday.
  • Discord: I see. I'll...be sure to give it her, if it's not destroyed by that over-protactive purple menace thinking it's some sort of hypnotic device. Now, here's the thing. Since I suspect you didn't tell your 'boyfriend' and those other clowns about me yet, how do you expect me to get off the ship without even Merlin noticing me! Sure I could just teleport, but then Merlin or that goat of Shen's might sense me.
  • Celestia: Then there's only one thing to do. I'll put them all to sleep with some help from the Great Spirits.
  • Discord: I dont think you and those Magical Spirital Animals will keep that wizard and old goat along with those clowns form finding out about my presence on this ship will work. But I'll just play along because I trust you. For my sake as well as Spyro, Kairi and Twilight's I just hope you and the Spirits know what your doing.

Ship Deck

  • Lord Shen: Celestia's been down there for an awfully long time. You don't think something happened, do you?
  • Boss Wolf: Oh relax, Celestia obviously needed some private time. It's how most people cope with someone that just died very recently.
  • Spongebob: Yeah. (Begins yawning mysteriously) You know, I'm getting tired.
  • Boss Wolf: And appearently for some reason (Yawns), so is the entire crew. (The crew is getting sleepy)
  • Icky: Okay, I thought bedtime wasn't until...(Yawns)...12:00 or something.
  • Skipper: Perhaps we're not 100% sleepshape, shipwise. (Falls down, and is instantly asleep)
  • Donkey: I'm coming, Elizabeth! (Falls asleep)
  • Shrek: Donkey? (Begins yawning too) Ar...are you okay?
  • Puss: Uh, boss, are you okay?
  • Shrek: D-Donkey! Ooohhhhh, Do--(Falls on Puss as he cat shrieks)
  • Puss: (Gets out from under him) What the deuce is going on...(Yawns)...here?...(Falls asleep)
  • Alex: Yeah, same here.
  • Lord Shen: Boss Wolf, what's...(Yawns)...what's going on here? Boss Wolf? Boss Wolf? (Boss Wolf was already asleep. Soon, all of the Lodgers and crewmen were all sleeping peacefully, then a certain group of Northern lights appear and did their magic on a sleeping Merlin and Soothsayer to ensure they won't sense any uneasy presence while they enjoy a restful night) What is, going on.... (Struggles to stay awake) What...(Yawns)...form of trickery...(Yawns)...is this? I...(Shen finally passes out and sleeps peacefully)
  • Discord: (He and Celestia see everything) Well, that worked like a dream.
  • Celestia: Yes, I asked the Spirits to erase any evidence that you were here on this ship and wipe Shen and the other lougers memories of the spell before it wears off in the morning.
  • Discord: Then I better get going and start finding Spyro, Kairi and their little group. (He vanishes, and Celestia sees him in water-sking behind two pottery fishes) ARI-DI-VERTCHI! (Discord is finally seen sking off into the distance)
  • Celestia:...Good luck, Discord. You're going to need it. (She watches the Spirits continue their work by wiping all of the lougers memories including Shen, Merlin and Soothayer's so when they wake up in the morning. They'll have no memory of the spell and just stay focus on the rescue mission)

Ham Dam Island Village

  • Banana: (It is getting close to sun down and Jaggearo, Longzu, Banana, Eyes, Wajinga, Lumpy, the Ham Dam, the singing flytrap bros and other animals are waiting for Spyro's group to return from Equantica) Man, they're taking their sweet time. We got a jerk piratey gorrila to boot out!
  • Longzu: Now be patient, Banana. They'll be here sooner or later.
  • Jaggearo: And we need to strategize our plan tonight before we go any further. (One of the Ham-Dam Scouts spotted and pointed at Spyro and Kairi along with the others coming out of the dense jungle)
  • Gilda: Oh, finally, away from the darn mosquitos!
  • Banana: (To Spyro and Kairi) So, how did it go?
  • Twilight: We were able to warn Fluttershy about Dead Sea.
  • Jaggearo: Well, did it go very well?
  • Rainbow Dash: No one was any wiser.
  • Twilight: Now, we have to stop Blot, Dead Sea, AND Geogra all at once. And I think I know how to do it.
  • Sparx: How?
  • Twilight: (Going over to the Ham-Dam) How about it little fellas? How about you and us stand against the pirates, Geogra and Dead Sea, huh? (The Ham Dam just stared at her)...You guys have no idea what I'm saying, do ya? (The Ham-Dam still stare at her, and one of the Hamsters appears with a banana and gives it to Kairi)
  • Kairi: Oh, thank you. (Takes banana)
  • Pinkie: Oh, oh, oh! Let me try something!
  • Twilight: I don't see why not.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ok, give it your best shot, Pinkie.
  • Pinkie Pie:...(Does weird noises dubbed as Sid) Tah-dah! (All Ham-Dams agree)
  • Rainbow Dash: That they got?
  • Spike: Wow, Pinkie, how'd you learn to do that?
  • Pinkie: You'd be surprised what you could learn when you get lost in the Everfree Forest. (Ham-Dams do war cry) Great! They're in!
  • Jaggearo: Very well. Now you must get the approval of the All-Knowledgeable one.
  • Twilight: All-Knowledgeable one?
  • Jaggearo: He's a condor, with a strange device on his head that grants strange, and often, mystical knowledge. Sometimes, he will summon us through a strange call.
  • ???: BRRRRINNNNNNG!
  • Jaggearo: THAT'S HIM! COME ON! TO THE SACRED CAVE!

A Cave in the Hills

  • Spyro: (Everyone arrives at the cave) Is this the cave you talked about?"
  • Wajinga: This is where the All-Knowledgeable one lives. He offers knowledge beyond any comprehension."
  • Banana: SHHH! He's coming! (The curtains open, reviling a condor with the same strange device that is on Batty. The Condor twitches)
  • The Condor: Pharmaceutical and testing laboratory *ZAP* NO! Pass the probe...(Makes various rasberry sounds) Graduate students all gather forth--*ZAP* YOW!!
  • Jungle Animals: (Chanting) ALL-KNOWLEDGEABLE ONE!
  • Jaggero: It's been a long time old friend.
  • Kairi: Spyro, is that the same antenne Batty had?
  • Spyro: Is it possible that Condor is from the same laboratory Batty was from?
  • Sparx: Wow, and tests on an endangered species like HIM must not have been pretty to the government.
  • Wajinga: Great All-Knowledgeable Birdie. We brought to you, these stranded souls who were victimized by a villain's treacheries and were lucky to escape the pirates! They may be important for punishing the gold seekers, who violate your land, and the trees. May our people be allowed to fight, All-Knowledgeable one? (Birdie the condor twitches, zaps, and makes wacky sounds effects)
  • Birdie: (In a different voice) FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO!
  • Rainbow Dash: This ain't getting us anywhere.
  • Sparx: Then that settles it. We're never gonna see Fluttershy again and we're doomed.
  • Wajinga: Uh, All-Knowledgeable One, you didn't answer my question. (Birdie twitches again)
  • Birdy: (In a hippie-like voice) Make love, not war, man! War ain't no good to any of us! (Twitches again, and plays Edwin Starr's War)
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  • Wajinga: Is this your final decision, All-Knowledgeable One? (Birdy twitches, zaps, and becomes sophisticated)
  • Birdie: (In sophisticated voice) Why the idea of war sounds deplorable! (Twitches again, and becomes the demeanor of a preacher with a religious voice) MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WE SHOULD ONLY HATE THE SIN, NOT THE SINNER! THE DEVINES, FORBID THE HATING, OF YOUR FELLOW LIVING BEINGS!
  • Sparx: Uh, guys, I think I know why these animals don't hate humans, because this guy been picking up satellite waves that's making him like this.
  • Spyro: So my plan to destory the ship and stop Blot is a No-go?
  • Wajinga: I'm sorry, Purple one, but the All-Knowledgeable One has spoken. He forbids the idea of attacking those pirates unprovoked. He believes in peace and prosperity, for all living things, even to those that, we don't very well agree with.
  • Riku: I know you all live on an island, but do you HAVE to be stupid too? (The island animals and Ham-Dam hamsters gasped) I'm sorry, but, he's not All-Knowledgeable! That 'strange device' is an anntenna! It's picking up radio waves and satellite waves from across the UUniverses that is making him say what the transition is about. He's not in control of what he's saying! He--(The Ham-Dam hamsters armed their spears torwords Riku, and the jungle animals growl)
  • Banana: How DARE you talk about the All-Knowledgeable One like that!! (Takes out his tubby gun again) Do I have to get out my 'People Who Don't Like The All-Knowledgeable One' Gun?!?
  • Riku: Look, I'm not saying it like that I have a friend named Batty who has the same anntenna your "All-Knowledgable One" has, and he's no more wiser then a sack of potatoes. (The jungle animals and Ham-Dam roar and shout in anger)
  • Banana: HERETIC!!! LET'S RIP HIS INTESTINES RIGHT OUT OF HIS ASS!!!
  • Longzu: And here we go.
  • Eyes: I see misunderstanding.
  • Jaggearo: (Growling) You judgmental human! He was a gift from the Ham-Dam gods themselves! We have no choice but to punish you guys.
  • Banana: YEAH! I'M GLAD THE MERPONIES TOOK YOUR STUPID CRY-BABY FRIEND, YA LOSERS! (Fires his gun, and Riku dodges it)
  • Spyro: HEY, I thought you were our friends!
  • Jaggearo: So was Tacor and his wild dog army and those Jackel Trio, before they disrespect the will of the All-Knowledgeable One, and that they were killing helpless Ham-Dams!
  • Riku: Are you people really THAT dumb?!? That you're gonna turn away your only hope in being free of Blot and his goons because you can't accept that he's just a laboratory escapee?
  • Banana: HERESY!!! HERESY, I SAY!!! (Fires his tubby gun in the air) LET'S BURN THEM LIKE FRENCH FRIES!!! (The Ham-Dam villagers tie them up)
  • Jaggearo: Marenia was right about you! You're nothing but trouble!
  • Rainbow Dash: After all we did for you, you let these idiots burn us alive?!? I thought we could trust you.
  • Familier Voice: STOP! (The Animals turn around to see Narwhus and the Fly Trap Bros at the Cave Entrance)
  • Ozzie: What's wrong with you people?!?
  • Carl: Are you guys REALLY gonna burn your only hope of defeating Blot?!?
  • Dareal: Yeah, uh...What are we doing again?
  • Wajinga: Everyone, please, calm down!
  • Longzu: Allow the plant, Wajinga and Narwhus be heard.
  • Banana: Why should we? They questioned the All-Knowledgeable One's decisions! (Suddenly, Banana was hit on the head by a familiar mandrill who briefly appears then disappears again) OW! What the heck was that for and who did that?
  • Rafiki: You animals should think before you act. (Vanishes again)
  • Wajinga: Before you turn on your only hope of being free of Blot and his Pirates forever, there is somthing I'd like all of you to see. (Casts a spell to reveal the All-Knowledgeable One's past)

Flashback

  • Birdie: (The condor, back when he was normal, was fearing out in his cage with his roommate Batty, who he was once normal) Dude, we're in trouble, oh, really big trouble!
  • Batty: What do these humans want from us?!?
  • Birdie: I don't know, but I got a bad feeling it's not gonna be good.
  • ???: Bring in the next animals for testing!
  • Batty: Birdie, I'm scared.
  • Birdie: Yeah, me, too! It's game over for us, man! Game over!
  • Batty: Oh, I wish something could save me. Anything! (Nothing happens)...Well, I tried. (A human shadow looms over them)
  • ???: We only have these 2 left, sir. (Another one appeared)
  • ???: Whatever, just get them ready, now! (A thunderstorm is seen outside)
  • (Wajinga): Little did the All-Knowledgeable One and his bat friend know is that their lives are about to change forever after the experiment on them was done cause fate hold a diffrent new path for the Bat. (The shadows still loom over Batty and Birdie)
  • ???: Well, what do we do now, sir?
  • ???: We're finished with this experiment, place them back in their ca-- (Suddenly a loud sound of thunder is heard and a blot of lightning hits the Laboratory and stangely enough creates a digital portal)
  • ???: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?
  • ???: It appears to be some sort of digital portal, sir! (Suddenly the portal begins to suck Batty in while the scientists and Birdie held on for dear life)
  • Batty: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
  • Birdy: BATTY! NO!
  • Batty: (While the portal sucked him in) UH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The Portal closes)
  • (Wajinga): After that, The All-Knowledgeable One was entirely alone. The event the scientists had saw was kept secret and The All-Knowledgeable One escaped the laboratory after that.
  • (Jaggearo): My goodness! Riku was right! But, what became of the Bat after that portal sucked him in? (The scene changes to Batty being teleported from the Real World to the Digital World)
  • (Wajinga): Like I said before. Fate held a different path for him.
  • Batty: Hey, this isn't Ferngully! Or the biology lab! (Suddenly, he is ambushed by Kuwagamon, who roared monsterously. Batty screamed like a scared girl and began flying away with Kuwagamon chasing him in hot persuit)
  • (Wajinga): That monster would have easily brought harm to the bat, but fate is about to introduce him to the one human girl and her partner that he could put his trust in. (Batty was cornered, and Kuwagamon roared menacingly)
  • Batty: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MR. GIANT COCKAROUCH THING! I'm intoxicated with chemicals! It will send a bad message (Kuwagamon roared menacingly) Oh, the irony, about to be eaten by a giant cockroach. On the plus side, its better than getting eaten by wolves and getting shot at by hunters with guns. (Kuwagamon is about to strike the killing blow) This is the end of Batty Koda! (Kuwagamon was about to crush Batty, as he closed his eyes)
  • ???: Leave that poor bat alone! (Batty opened his eyes, as both he and Kuwagamon looked at mysterious figures over the horizon. Kuwagamon roared menacingly and unafraid at the figures)
  • Batty: Ok, whoever got that monster's attention, please eat me now and please make it fast I got a load fresh hold for pain! (Kuwagamon charged at the figures. The Figures attacked Kuwagamon and it was driven off. After the fight ended two of the figures approched Batty who as shaking in fear with his wings covering him) DON'T HURT ME?! I BRUISE LIKE A BANANA.
  • ???: Easy, easy there little guy were not going to hurt you.
  • ???: Oh, the poor thing is scared to death. (Batty looks, and sees the figures at Byiomon and Girl Sora. He looks morally at Biyomon)
  • Batty: Ahh, what a strange looking canary.
  • ???: What is it, a defenseless little Digimon?
  • Girl Sora: No, guys, it's just a harmless little fruit bat. (Batty looks at the other Digidestiend and looks morley at their Digimon too)
  • Batty: Geez, man, what did those humans do to me! I swear I'm seeing a giant spiny ladybug! A seal thingy and a plant with a face. And hey, I thought dinosaurs were extinct. And is that a hamster with bat wings?
  • Matt: Whoa, he talks!
  • Batty: You...you can understand me?
  • Agumon: Of course, but like I told you before, we're not gonna eat you.
  • Batty: Oh, that's a relief.
  • Gabumon: It's good we came just in time to save you from becoming Kuwagamon's next meal.
  • Girl Sora: You might not wanna hang out in the jungle too much. It's filled with dangerous creatures. Come with us to the city! It's guaranteed to be more safe.
  • Batty: Hey, anything's better than Giant Cockroaches.
  • Tai: Well, I guess we should introduce ourselves.
  • Batty: Please kid, leave my intro to a professional which is me with a musical Daffy Duck Style!

(Daffy's Rhapsody plays)

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  • Mimi: (The Digidestined and their Digimon applauded) What a funny song.
  • T.K: (Laughing) You are so hilarious. 
  • Girl Sora: It's offcial, Biyomon and I are going to take care of you from now on.
  • Batty: Guys, looks like this is a beginning of a beautiful friendship.
  • (Wajinga): And thus, their friendship has soared ever since.

Present

  • Jaggearo:...Well...then I guess I really WAS stupid.
  • Rainbow Dash: That's right! You owe us an apology, jackass!
  • Applejack: Dash, not in front of the fillies!
  • Rainbow Dash: Sorry, but you get the point.
  • Jaggearo: Okay, I'm sorry. Is that good enough for you?
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't think so!
  • Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash, please? (Gives her puppy-dog eyes)
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't care how cute your eyes are, it's not gonna happen. (Applebloom and Sweetie Belle do the puppy-dog eyes too)...Alright, fine! Apology accepted. 
  • Birdie: (Suddenly, his antennae sparked and he came to his normal senses)...Hey, where am I? How did I get in here?
  • Jaggearo: All-Knowledgeable One, you don't remember?
  • Birdy:...Who, me? (Rafiki appears again)
  • Rafiki: Seems to me you've come back from your televsion mode to your sense, my feathered friend. (Chuckles, then vanishes again)
  • Birdie:...Oh that's right, I'm supposed to look for Batty, but, something happened. I...what year is it?
  • Sparx: 2010.
  • Birdie: 7 years?!? WOW!...Well, 7 years ago, I tried to ask for directions from this fat lion in a political-looking suit, but he wacked me in the head instead, and, I don't know, I blacked out! Can someone please explain what's going on?

The Cliff

  • Birdie: (Spyro's group, Jaggearo and the others show Birdie the construction location where Blot and his crew are laboring the still-enslaved Ham-Dam and Animals to build their new ship which is almost finished)
  • Birdy: O...M...and G!! And I said we can't fight them?
  • Wajinga: It was your official word not to fight them. The philosophy instructed us not to attack them unprovoked.
  • Birdy: Oh, that was just the antennae on my head. I had no idea about this and didn't know what these guys were doing until now. (Suddenly, Rafiki appears again)
  • Rafiki: It appears someone in your group still owe Spyro and his group an apology. That's you, by the way. (Points at Banana, and vanishes again)
  • Banana: But-but-but they insulted the All-Knowledgeable One.
  • Birdie: Uh, Monkey, I hate to tell you this, but the dragon and his friends didn't insult me. What they were saying was true. I'm just from a biology lab which, from what I heard from the humans, were trying to artificially create a device that can allow someone to watch TV...in their own minds. You guys thought I was instructing you, remember? Plus my name is not All-Knowledgeable. It's Birdie.
  • Jaggearo: He's right, Banana, we didn't know about Birdie's true origins and condition, and overreacted and almost lost our friends and our hope of ridding our island of Blot and his crew once and for all. So we can start with you owing an apology for insulting the purple dragon and his group with that comment you made about the loss of their friend, Fluttershy and that you threatened them with that tubby gun.
  • Sparx: Unless you want Rafiki to hit you on the head again, monkey boy.
  • Banana: Alright, fine! I'm sorry. You happy?
  • Rafiki's Voice: (Laughing) That's better.
  • Rainbow Dash: Damn right it is. I'm warning you, monkey, that if you OR your friends do something like this again, we're not gonna help you anymore.
  • Applejack: Rainbow Dash! That's too far! We can't just dump these guys just because of a religious misunderstanding.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm just saying, they'd better not do it again.
  • Applejack: Then was threatening to leave their homes to be destroyed REALLY necessary? I don't think Fluttershy would approve of you saying such words.
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright, fine, we WON'T abandon them. But still, if this happens again, things will NOT be pretty.
  • Jaggearo: I assure you, Dash, that it will not happen again. We promise. Right, Banana?
  • Banana:...Oh, uh, sure. Whatever. (Jaggearo looks at him angrily) Okay, okay, I promise. I cross my heart, and hope to die.
  • Longzu: Besides, nobody should be blaming one another. The only ones we SHOULD be blaming is Blot, Tacor, Geogra, and Dead Sea.
  • Spyro: Okay, if we're gonna get Blot by surprise, we need a strategy. They obviously rely on underhanded tricks, unfair tactics, and brute force and numbers.
  • Birdie: Purple Boy, you don't need to tell me twice, but I'll say this. Let's teach that pirate bum and his possie a lesson they'll never forget.
  • Wajinga: But what about the Trident of Benevolence?
  • Sparx: It's on our to-do list, lady.
  • Kairi: So is my and Spyro's Brother and Sister Anniversery on my childhood island when all of this is over.
  • Twilight: That's right, but first, I got a plan that won't involve physical violence, weapon play, brutality, bloodshed and a possibility that one of our group, a Ham-Dam hamster and an animal could get killed.
  • Jaggearo: We're very touched by your strong good hearts, friends. Whatever this plan of yours to stop Blot might be insane, but it just might work.
  • Spyro: That settles it, then. Let's band together to blow a ship up, save your captured friends and have some fun kicking some pirate booty while we're at it. Who's with me? (The Ham-Dam and other animals, now fully inspired by Spyro's bravery cheered in agreement)
  • Birdie: Let's do this, people!
  • Twilight: Perfect! Now come with us to our camp, all of you. We'll plan our strategy from there.

The Camp

  • Spyro: (All the animals, Ham-Dam, and heroes gather together) Okay, here's what we're going to do. Twilight will use her magic to create illusions of me, Sparx, Kairi, Twilight, Spike, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack with you guys protecting them with a cavalry attack followed by a dive-bombing rescue with the Ham-Dam's little airplane inventions which will promote the pirates into leaving the slave animals, their ship and hopefully Taiklar's treasure map unguarded while Banana goes in to get it. Riku, Cynder, Tirxie and Gilda will free the captives while Pinkie Pie and The Crusaders do a little explosive planting if we have bombs.
  • Jaggearo: And I'll inform the Elephant Seals to wait for us here on the beach to scare of the Pirates while all the birds carry the Ham-Dam rescue net to fish out one your group in case you fall into the river and change into your aquatic form which the ship will leave the building site and head out to open water.
  • Banana: And, you're sure we can pull this off without anyone getting killed?
  • Spike: We're the ones Blot is after, so the dive-bombing rescue will save your friends from getting killed. Plus, Twilight's magic's gotten better since we've spent time with the Lodge despite Girl Sora accidentally sat on me, Spyro, Kairi, Tai, Agumon and Applejack after Twilight turned her into a giant. (Twilight blushed sheepishly)
  • Banana:...O...kay. (A Scarlet Macaw flew in)
  • Scarlet Macaw: The Bombs and Dummies are ready.
  • Jaggearo: Good. Now have your team set them up. The pirates might be busy marveling at their ship near in completion. Hopefully, enough time for us to make a surprise on them.
  • Macaw: Yes, Jaggearo.
  • Spyro: Ok, everybody, we make our surprise move on the pirates at dawn. Twilight will work her magic on the dummies once they're set up and once we get underway, everyone's part in this will count.
  • Longzu: Good thing, too, because morning is getting near.
  • Banana: Aw man, I didn't get any sleep.
  • Jaggero: You can sleep when this is over, Banana, because we need to move out now.
  • Spyro: Now let's see how Blot likes the taste of his own medicine, of being caught at a disadvantage.

The Pirate Camp

  • Fry: (The ship is almost finished) Aw, man! The sooner we get off this rock, the better.
  • Loxford: And afterwards, let's put the slaves out of their, and OUR, misery.
  • Mighty Bull: Good, because I'm getting mighty tired of their whining and complaints, and threats about the other islanders punishing us! Ha! As amusing as it was, the comedy quickly got stale.
  • Blot: Regardless of those things, we still have buisness to attend to regarding our little blackmail offer to the purple runt and that Keyblade wretch along with getting the Trident for Dead Sea while he does his part in our bargain.
  • Martha: I just wanna get off of this island, and go back to plundering! Until we actually DO get that purple menace, we have all the time in the UUniverses to try and get Taiklar's treasure! I could care less for that misfit bunch.
  • Frank: Oh, then you're probably not gonna care that the prisoners we're looking for are out in the open. (Points to familiarly-shaped figures) See? That's them right there. But since you don't care Martha, why bother?
  • Blot: What? (Goes over to the side deck and views with a telescope) Well, I'll be! That little purple twerp decides he wants to go for Round 2!
  • Fry: Then's let's give it to him.
  • Blot: Grab your weapons, mates! (Red Stella tosses out weapons for all the pirates. Mighty Bull is armed with a handheld cannon while Red Stella gets out a swiss-army knife, and Frank gets out a spoon, much to the annoyance of Blot)
  • Blot: Not the spoon, Frank!
  • Frank: Oops, sorry! (Switches to actual knife)
  • Blot: Now everyone, LET'S FETCH!
  • Fry: Oh, yeah! Let's do this! (The Pirates got off the ship and began charging at Spyro, Sparx, Kairi, Twilight, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and the island animal and hamster army protecting them)
  • Fry: Let me at them! (The pirates get close, and stopped)
  • Frank:...Funny, I don't remember them looking like they was made of wood and grass before. (The figures were revealed to be the dummies. Blot growls while looking behind him to see Spyro and Kairi running)
  • Kairi: Cynder, Riku!
  • Spyro: It worked! They bought it!
  • Banana: Let's get that map, blow up that boat and get the heck out of here.
  • Riku: (To Cynder, Trixie and Gilda) We gotta move fast, guys!
  • Cynder: Let's go! We need to move!
  • Blot: No, no, NO!! It's been a diversion!
  • Frank: I know, I'm having a blast!
  • Blot: (Grabs Frank by the nose) No, pinhead! (Lets go of Frank's nose) They're trying to destroy my ship, rescue the slaves, and steal my map! Loxford, Bryan, Martha, Dilyan! FETCH!
  • Loxford, Bryan, Martha and Dilyan: Aye-aye, Captain! (They charged and flew after Spyro and Kairi)
  • Jaggearo: (Seeing this while he and the other islanders are hiding) Perfect! (Turning to the hamster and animal army) Get ready, everyone!
  • Loxford: HO-HO! WE GOT YOU NOW, YOU PURPLE MENACE!
  • Spyro: (Fires his flame breath at the four) Kairi, keep running and don't look back!
  • Loxford: Martha, Dilyan, interception! (Dilyan and Martha flew into different directions) Bryan, you're my muscle. (Dilyan and Martha reappeared, intercepting Kairi and Spyro)
  • Dilyan: Ello, puppets!
  • Mighty Bull: (Appearing with his hand cannon) Outta my way! (The other pirates appear and corner Kairi and Spyro on a cliff where the river is down below)
  • Vector: (Dubbed as Gupta) Any last words, puppet and purple menace? (Blot appears)
  • Blot: At ease, everyone! (The pirates ease off a little) Nice little strategy there, kiddo. I always thought that purple dragons are all brute force and, useing crazy superpowers to solve their problems. But you, well, you're different for some reason. You managed to blow up me last ship, had 5 of me crew members killed, and now, that dummy trick! You have the markings of a true blue pirate, and you're hanging out with a small gang of losers? Boy, why not consider having yourself friends, with benefits? Gold benefits, that is.
  • Spyro: Look, as much as Kairi and I are so thrilled to join a monkey...(Blot grunts)...A peg-legged Easter bunny...(Fry raises his ears in agitation)...and a brown-furred bag of pudding with a brain the size of a peanut...(Frank laughs with delight)...we'll pass.
  • Kairi: Yes. No one's going to stop us from celebrating our Anniversary together, or stopping you criminals from continuing your crime-spree. (Frank gasps)
  • Fry: I'm gonna lubber your boobies, Princess!
  • Loxford: Okay, that's too inappropriate, even for our standerds, Fry.
  • Blot: (Chuckles)...That kind of life is going to be the death of you. But if you insist, I hope you're ready for the most fatal butt-whooping of your simple lives. (The pirates resume being menacing on Spyro and Kairi. Dilyan and Martha grabbed them)
  • Dilyan: Nice and still for everyone.
  • Fry: I call dibs on that freakin' royal pain in the donkey's behind!
  • Blot: But let's butt-whoop them gently until they start begging to join us, okay?
  • Mighty Bull: So, no weapons?
  • Bryan: Just our bare fists, paws, or anything not sharp then?
  • Blot: Yes! That's the definition of 'gently'.
  • Spyro: Seriously? You really think kicking us in our butts will do any good?
  • Kairi: We'll NEVER join you! NEVER!!!!!
  • Blot: Well, trust me, we can keep this beating going for hours. (Kairi steps on Martha's talons promoting her to scream in pain and let her go)
  • Blot: What the?!? (Kairi back-flips off the cliff and dives into the river)
  • Slyler: Did you see that, guys?
  • Mighty Bull: HAH! No one could have survived a jump like that, even for a female human as athletic as she is.
  • Fry: Well, at least the bitch is sleeping with the fishes now.
  • Vector: Oooh, then that means more fun for us with the Purple menace.
  • Serenia: Look at that! (Points at the River, and after bubbles appear, Kairi emerges from the river in her mermaid form with the Pirates blown away at the sight of Kairi's white clam top and mermaid fins)
  • Vector: What in the name of the animal kingdom?!?
  • Blot: She's a mermaid?!?
  • Slyler: (Whistles) And a pretty hot one, too. (Black Fang and Oscar walked off. Kairi was making a break for it, but Oscar and Black Fang reappeared, intercepting her)
  • Black Fang: Where do you think YOU'RE swimming, little dumpling?
  • Oscar: No one can escape the long arms of Le Oscar!
  • Spyro: I'm coming, Kairi! (He easily wing-spin slammed away Dilyan, freezes Black Fang and Oscar in a block of ice and comes to Kairi's side) Stay close to me, and I'm really going to protect you this time. (Bryan and Martha flew down and charged forth)
  • Blot: Ease up, you two! Those two are mine! (Whistles, and Slaymu arrives as Blot jumps onto him) I'm coming for you, lady! (Chuckles, but Spyro stands between him and Kairi, and breathes fire at him) WHOA!
  • Spyro: Leave her alone, Blot. It's just me and you this time.
  • Blot: (While pointing his sword at Spyro) Is that a challenge, kiddo?
  • Spyro: You bet it is.
  • Blot: (Laughing) You're on, mate. (To Kairi) Tell you what, lass, how about you watch with your hands tied behind your back while your purple lizard friend fights me. (Loxford tied Kairi's hands together behind her back, and Bryan and Dilyan pulled her out of the water, which causes her fin to turn back into legs as Serenia ties them both together)
  • Serenia: In case you get any ideas of making a brake for it, Princess. (Slyler chains Kairi to a rock far away from the river)
  • Spyro: There's something you should know, Blot! I have more surprises than you realize.
  • Blot: Oh, really? Like what?
  • Spyro: They won't be surprises if i reveal them before they can happen. (Meanwhile Sparx, Twilight, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and the Crusaders hid in the jungle underbrush and see Kairi struggling with her binds as well as her shackled legs)
  • Rainbow Dash: Kairi's in trouble! We gotta help!
  • Applejack: We can't blow our cover, Dash. Let's stick with the plan.
  • Sparx: Yeah, Banana is already searching the ship for the treasure map and we need to get Pinkie and the girls where they need to go to plant the bombs.
  • Twilight: Don't worry, guys! Sparx, Spike and I will handle this.
  • Rarity: But how are you three going to get to Kairi without being seen by those brutes?
  • Rainbow Dash: SCREW THE PLAN! KAIRI NEEDS HELP! (Rainbow Dash zoomed right in, punched Dilyan in the face, then used Dilyan as a club to knock Bryan on the head, which was very effective)
  • Bryan: (Dazed) When you wish upon a star, you get a lot of stuff! (Bryan falls into the river)
  • Dilyan: Unhand me, you blasted-- (Rainbow Dash tosses Dilyan to a rock, which he crashes into and falls unconscious)
  • Martha: Why you little-- (Martha charged, but Rainbow Dash bucked her in the stomach, which causes her to crash into Blot)
  • Blot: OOF! (Blot is smacked into a wall, and both are rendered dazed)
  • Loxford: "SACRE BLEU! WE HAVE BEEN, HOW YOU SAY, AMBUSHED!!
  • Jaggearo: Well, I guess the Rainbow Pony just launched Plan B. (Turning to the others) Animals, Ham-Dam, prepare yourselves for battle! (Oscar and Black Fang are no longer frozen, and began to go after Rainbow Dash. Dilyan confusingly dazed through, and Rainbow Dash grabbed Dilyan again, and spinned around with him, to the horrified and confused shock of Oscar and Black Fang. Rainbow Dash then tossed Dilyan at Oscar and Black Fang, knocking them into a larger rock, squishing them cartoonishly flat)
  • Black Fang: OWCH!
  • Oscar: Le Ouch!
  • Dilyan: Bloody bitch! (The trio comical gently fall down into the river like a leaf)
  • Fry: This can't get any worse. (Suddenly, they hear a gong sound, and this song plays)
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  • Fry: I jinxed us.
  • Jaggearo: CHARGE!!!!! (Stella tosses back the other pirates' weapons)
  • Mighty Bull: BRING IT ON! (Then the pirates' weapons were thrown away buy airborne cakes thrown by Pinkie Pie. Twilight and Spike rush over to Kairi while thinking of a plan to free her) No problem! I'm a Minotaur! My kind are fist-fighters in nature. (Mighty Bull shouts like an angry bull and charges, inspiring the other pirates to do the same, and fight without weapons)
  • Jaggearo: These pirates are more brave and bold than we hoped! Brace for impact! (Mighty Bull and the other pirates began to smack around the other animals and the Ham-Dam warriors without breaking a sweat. Suddenly, Pinkie throws more cakes at the pirates making them more angry)
  • Slyler: Ah! What is this?
  • Pinkie: BACK!!!! BACK YOU MEANIES!!!! BACK!!!! (Throws more cakes at the pirates)
  • Twilight (Seeing Pinkie's defensive strategy while she and Spike try to get Kairi free from her leg chains and the ropes binding her wrists behind her back) Pinkie Pie, stop giving the pirates cake!
  • Pinkie: I'M NOT GIVING THEM CAKE! I'M ASSAULTING THEM WITH CAKE!
  • Loxford: Enough of your tomfoolery, you annoying little-- (Pinkie throws two cakes at Loxford and Frank right in their faces)
  • Frank: (While tasting the cake on his face) Ooooooh! Is this vanilla? (Suddenly, they hear Elephant Seal grunts in the distance)
  • Banana: (While on the ship looking for the map while dubbed as Hugo) I think the cavalry's here!
  • Lucy: Oh, no! Not now! Not them! (A different version of Colonel Hathi's March plays while the elephant seals, lead by a big brown one accompanied by an elephant seal pup charge right at the pirates)
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  • Mighty Bull: THE DAMN PATROL AGAIN!
  • Slyler: Let's make a break for it!
  • Brown Elephant Seal: Now remember, men, our objective requires strength and complete aggresion. Prepare for Operation:...Operation:...
  • Elephant Seal Pup: Uh...Chase those Pirates Away?
  • Brown Elephant seal: Uh, oh, right! CHARGE! (The Mighty Elephant Seals charge at the pirates head on, causing the pirates to retreat. Meanwhile, Banana successfully found Taiklar's treasure map in the Captain's quarters while the Crusaders finished planting the bombs on the ship. Riku, Cynder, Gilda and Trixie successfully freed the enslaved Ham-Dam and animals from their cages and hugged the four making a coat of Ham-Dam hamsters)
  • Riku: Guys, that's not necessary, really! (Black Fang, Oscar, and Dilyan came through)
  • Oscar: What happened? (Suddenly, the three are surrounded by Elephant Seals looking menacing at them)
  • Black Fang: Oh, crudski! (Suddenly, Blot begins to smack the Elephant seals around like nothing)
  • Blot: Something tells me it's time to blow this pop-stand! (Martha and Bryan picks up Black Fang and Oscar, Dilyan flies off, and Blot, with his orangutan-like movements, was able to escape with ease. The bombers escape the ship as it exploded, and Banana was becoming cocky)
  • Banana: YES! YEAH! WE BEATEN THE PIRATES! WE SHOWED THEM WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DARE MESS WITH THE ISLANDS OF HAM--(Slaymu suddenly jumps out of the ocean, and swallowed him and the map whole as it went back into the water and swam too fast to be caught)
  • Trixie: Did...Trixie just saw what she thought she saw?
  • Spyro: BANANA!! NO!!
  • Twilight: The plan was supposed to guarantee minimal injuries, and absolutely no death! Then, all of a sudden, we have a few Hamsters and animals injured, and we lost Banana and the map! How could this go wrong? (Spyro then looked angrily at Rainbow Dash)
  • Rainbow Dash:...What? Do I have something in my teeth?

Ham-Dam Village

  • Spyro: ONE THING, RAINBOW DASH! YOU COULDN'T DO ONE SIMPLE THING?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: But you guys were in trouble! My Element is Loyalty! It drove me to help my friends.
  • Applejack: Dang it, Rainbow, if you just listened to Twilight, this disaster could have been avoided.
  • Rarity: Of all the catastrophes that would happen, this is the worst... most...posible....THING!!!
  • Spike: Is that, like, your catchprhase or something?
  • Spyro: Because of you, a few islanders are injured, and we lost Banana.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, you would've preferred it that I just let that big ape kill you and kidnap Kairi?
  • Spyro: If it meant the plan going right, then yes!
  • Rainbow Dash: And you call yourself a brother to Kairi?!? You think you can just go around and boss us around like you're being all "Oh look at me, look at me, I'm a purple dragon, and I know everything."? Well, news flash for you, you couldn't even beat me in a simple race.
  • Spyro: That was because of an accident, you idiot!
  • Kairi: Spyro!
  • Rainbow Dash: Look, I did what I had to do. You would've been seriously hurt if I hadn't come along. You think it's easy for you to fight? Well, fighting isn't a game. It's serious stuff, but you're just too STUPID to realize that sacrifices have to be made.
  • Spyro: Me? STUPID?!? Says the pony who considers herself too egotistical and speed-happy to realize that you could risk your friendships!
  • Rainbow Dash: Look who's talking! I'd say YOU'RE not setting a good example to Kairi. With a stubborn attitude like that, I don't think you two deserve a Brother-Sister Anniversary!
  • Spyro: THAT'S IT!!! (He scratched Rainbow Dash in the face, barely near an eye, much to the shock of everyone)
  • Cynder: SPYRO!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, you shouldn't have done that, you big purple turd! (She pounced on Spyro, and started to beat him up)
  • Gilda: GUYS, STOP IT!
  • Spike: You guys are letting your pride and anger get to you, stop fighting! (The conflict drove Rainbow Dash and Spyro off out of the Village and into the Jungle)
  • Pinkie: Spyro, Dash, please quit it!
  • Applejack: We gotta stop those two before all hell breaks loose! (Suddenly Kairi ran after them)
  • Cynder: Kairi, where are you going?
  • Spyro: YOU BASTARD, YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLY NEGATIVELY ABOUT KAIRI AND ME?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, and do YOU think YOU can reply negatively about my loyalty? I guess we're even then!
  • Spyro: JUST SHUT UP! (The two continue fighting, and Rainbow Dash slammed Spyro into a nearby rock, rendering him unconscious)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Breathing heavily) I was just trying to save you! That ape could've killed you! And this is the thanks I get?!? (Rainbow Dash angrily shrugged, but at the same time, she was tearing) (Under her breath) Celestia, forgive me! (She flew back into the village. Meanwhile, Kairi, Sparx and the ponies looked for Spyro in the jungle)
  • Sparx: Spyro, where are you buddy?
  • Pinkie: Dashie?! Dashie?! I know it was mean of Spyro to scratch your face like that, but don't make it worse like- (Gasps) THAT!!! (Everyone gasps at the sight of Spyro's unconscious body)
  • Kairi: SPYRO!!!! (Everyone rushed to his side, and see that Dash had left a medium-sized bleeding wound on his head. Riku, Cynder, Gilda and Trixie appeared and saw this in shock)
  • Cynder: Oh, no!
  • Kairi: Spyro, please wake up. Don't leave me.
  • Sparx: Come on, buddy, wake up.
  • ???: Nobody touch him!
  • Sparx: THE HELL?!?
  • Gilda: Oh, now what? (They see a hooded figure appeared from out of the Jungle Brush)
  • ???: Nobody touch him.
  • Gilda: Okay, who are you and what do you want?
  • ???: It's okay, heroes of Ham-Dam Island, I am a friend. I'm just here to help you heal your Purple dragon friend. What happend to him?
  • Sparx: Well, Spyro may have been stupid enough to provoke and full out challenge the loyalty of Rainbow Dash by scratching her in the face. The rest, well...(Notices the blood on the rock from the wound)...I don't think it was pretty.
  • ???: (While picking up Spyro) Then we'd better hurry and take him to my place so I can heal him. I live in the Heart of Ham-Dam Island. Come with me if you want to help...Spyro, is it?
  • Twilight: But who are you? What are you? (The figure took off his hood to reveal himself to be a teenage green dragon) 
  • ???: My name is Cody, I'm an Earth and Nature Dragon. I'm also a very good healer, too. Now all of you, follow me.

Ham-Dam Village

  • Rainbow Dash: (Lying on a cloud sobbing)...Fluttershy, Spyro, guys, I'm so sorry. I don't even know who I am anymore, I need help. I know saving Spyro and Kairi was right, and I do understand what became of that monkey. But that purple jerk he challenged my loyalty! Now he's dead. Why must I lose it? Why call myself the Element Bearer of Loyalty when my loyalty gets challenged so easily? First I allowed Deces to use me like a fool, then I foul-mouthed Fluttershy about the circus, and my little outburst in that Thanksgiving episode, and now this?...(Continues crying as Scootaloo looked up along with the other Crusaders, Birdie, Wajinga, Jaggearo, Narhwus, The Flytrap Bros and the Elephant Seal Leader and his son who began to feel guilty about what Rainbow Dash is going through after hearing what have become of Spyro, but at the same time, concerned if she were to actually kill Spyro)
  • Scootaloo: You don't think Rainbow actually, you know...
  • Jaggearo: Well, Purple dragons are only very powerful dragons, they're not Gods. But still, actually killing one would take more than a bash-the-head-into-a-rock tactic. Their skulls are naturally hard, but giving the pegasus' physical prowess, and the additional power of betrayed rage, she may had been powerful enough to, render him unconscious, or even wounded.
  • Wajinga: But we are at a conflicted road. Should we blame Rainbow Dash for being loyal for being what she is good at, and being a victim of rage, betrayed feelings, and well-meaning intentions, or blame Spyro for not understanding her reasons, realizing that Banana's death was not her fault, nor his, and be grateful the pirates have retreated at all?
  • Longzu: Sadly, since we didn't get the map, his death and some of the islander's injuries are mostly in vain.
  • Scootaloo: Please don't blame Rainbow Dash. Spyro was just being an ungrateful jerk for not understanding she just didn't want him and Kairi getting hurt.
  • Applebloom: But Spyro was just trying to protect Kairi. He would have taken that ape down no problem.
  • Scootaloo: The islanders clearly told us Blot killed dragons before, and Jaggearo said Spyro's no God.
  • Birdie: Hey, no one's blaming Spyro or Rainbow Dash for anything. It was an unfortunate event waiting to happen.
  • Jaggearo: You're right. There's no playing the blame game now, we have so many wounded to attend to and one casualty to mourn and thank Spyro for his efforts, that is if Rainbow Dash's rage didn't do somthing critical.
  • Longzu: Well, I'm just glad that Rainbow Dash didn't.
  • Scootaloo: I just don't think Spyro should've smacked Rainbow Dash like that.
  • Wajinga: I sure hope she feels okay later on.
  • Rainbow Dash: GO AWAY! (Everyone leaves)
  • Applebloom: Now the question is, where's Spyro, Kairi and Applejack?
  • Wajinga: Now that the question is in my mind, where's the others?
  • Jaggearo: I hope the insane Imitator didn't get them.
  • Applebloom: Imitator?
  • Jaggearo: A dangerous, conning, shape-shifting giant chameleon that eats meat, and not just bugs alone. His popular form of trickery, is a green nature dragon named Cody. Like any self-respecting dragon would be called a human name. As long as they avoid him, they're safe.

"Cody's" Hut

  • Twilight: Thank you for inviting us to your place, Mr. Cody. Are you gonna help Spyro?
  • "Cody": Oh, I'll help him alright. (Quietly chuckles)
  • Sparx: Uh...you guys get the feeling that...we shouldn't be here?
  • Gilda: I don't know. You think?

Back at the Village

  • Scootaloo: (Rainbow Dash is still crying on the cloud) Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash come quickly!
  • Rainbow Dash: I told you guys to leave me alone!
  • Applebloom: But Spyro and the others are gonna be in real danger and they need us and you.
  • Rainbow Dash: What? (Rainbow Dash came down quickly) What makes you think that?
  • Jaggearo: I have a bad feeling that the purple one and the rest of your companions will fall victim to the trickery of the insane Imitator.
  • Rainbow Dash: Who's that? And how do you know they might be in trouble?
  • Jaggearo: Because the Imitator uses his disguises to eat the Ham-Dams of the village. I think this Imitator is planning to eat Spyro.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, no, HE WON'T! Take me to him.
  • Longzu: Alright, but we need to be careful. He's as sneaky as a mouse.

Cutaway

  • Mouse Bandit: (Squeaky voice, chuckles, heading for some cheese) The Cheese Sticks are mine! (Cackles, but as he gets the cheese, he gets killed by a mouse trap)

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: Well, we need to get going. And if Spyro EVER gets healed, I need to apologize.
  • Wajinga: Alright. (Teleports the group to Cody's Hut)
  • Applebloom: EW! It looks horrible!
  • Jaggearo: Shhhh! We need to be quiet. The Imitator has good hearing. (Group looks out window)
  • "Cody": Alright, I'll heal your friend up in a jiffy. I just need to rub his wounds with this special medicine. (Medicine is actually hydrogen sulfide)
  • Applebloom: 'Hydrogen Sulfide'? What's that?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, God! He's trying to poison him!
  • Jaggearo: And of course, the Imitator has developed an immunity to hydrogen sulfide himself because he's an expert in chemistry.
  • Brown Elephant Seal: And that beast will be ready to have a taste of blood once the scent of it is in the air.
  • "Cody": This will heal your friend right up! But first, kindly have a dip in my hot-tub. (A cauldron disguised as a hot-tub is seen)
  • Rarity: Oh, finally, some luxury in this uncivilized island.
  • Brown Elephant Seal: Now remember, everyone, do not comence our attack on the beast until he exposes his true colors.
  • "Cody": May I ask the human lady to go in first?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Gasps, then flies into the hut, and broke the Imitator's neck, killing him)
  • Brown Elephant Seal: Well, by George! (As 'Cody' was lying on the floor, he was turning back into a huge, monsterous chameleon-like beast)
  • Twilight: What just happened?
  • Pinkie Pie: (Scoffs) It's obvious that Rainbow Dash saved us from being eaten by a lizard monster.
  • Brown Elephant Seal: It appears that the Rainbow One's lack of listening to instructions did the trick until the last minute.
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, I, I don't know what to say.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, let's just find a way to heal Spyro up, and find a way to get that Trident.

Ham-Dam Village

  • Wajinga: Let me handle this. I am an exceptional healer.
  • Sparx: Question, though. Will Spyro go Dark Spyro on Rainbow Dash like he did on Xemnas during that Spirited Away mess?
  • Wajinga: The healing magic I use also renders the one that needs healing in a zone of calmness. The chances of him being vengeful and spiteful is minimal. Also, something in his own visions may show otherwise.

Spyro's Subconscious

  • Spyro: (Wounded and leaning as the dead bodies of all his friends are seen)...(Spyro looks up at Blot, who stood victorious, brutal, and proud)
  • Blot: I bet you thought I was just another pirate, did ya, dragon? Well guess what? This isn't the first time i tangoed with dragons! In fact, my ancestry consists of gorillas that are immune to all dragon powers. Your fire, ice, lightning, and other stuff did nothing to surpass me! Because you refused to join me, the least I can offer is a nice, quick end. (Blot stabbed Spyro in the heart, and he gently closed his eyes) If I can't have that treasure, then at least I made sure no other pirate will.

Reality

  • Wajinga: Now, Jinger, ready the ceremony.
  • Jinger: Oh, uh, right! Let's get started over here.
  • Kairi: Let's hope this works. (Wajinga and Jinger were chanting, and a glowing magic surrounded Spyro)
  • Twilight: It's working! (Spyro's wounds heal up, and Spyro is healed up quickly)...
  • Kairi:...When will he wake up?
  • Wajinga: Be patient. These spells take time. He needs to wake up on his own, or the memories of his vision will not come through. (Spyro turns in his sleep nervously)
  • Spyro: (In sleep) No! No! Kairi's gone! (His eyes start tearing up) She can't be gone! NO!
  • Sparx: I don't think I can bear to watch this.
  • Kairi: Me, neither.
  • Spyro: No! Please, she can't be dead! (Cries) Please!...No, stay away! No, no, NO!!! (Spontaneously wakes up) NOO!!!...(Pants heavily as he sees everyone)...What...what happened?
  • Twilight: You provoked Rainbow Dash by scratching her face, and she may have went, a little nuts by smashing your head to a rock. We had to heal and clean the wounds for you.
  • Spyro: She had the right.
  • Everyone: Huh?
  • Spyro: I saw an alternate future where Rainbow did listen to Twilight...and everything ended horribly. Everyone but the pirates died. Blot even killed me, saying he was no normal ape. My powers did nothing to him, not fire, not ice, not anything! Rainbow Dash was able to save our lives, and I didn't even show appreciation for it.
  • Rainbow Dash: So, I don't have to apologize, then?
  • Spyro: No, you don't. Your actions are justified. Banana's death, was his own fault. And that we neglected to put that Orca into account. And failure to realize that Orcas are capable of unusual feats.
  • Sparx: Speaking of that cocky monkey, I think we got a funeral to plan and a lot of injured ones to heal.
  • Twilight: Well, we'd better get started.

The Next Day...

  • Gilda: (A tombstone rests by a banana tree, and the villagers are seen becoming active again. Everyone is celebrating for Spyro's group for their great but bittersweet victory) Doesn't it feel off that we didn't entirely win, because the pirates still have the map?
  • ???: No, they don't. (Everyone turns to see Banana alive)
  • Everyone: BANANA?!?
  • Longzu: You're alive?
  • Banana: Yeah, long story short, here's how it went...

Earlier

  • Banana: (Climbs up Slaymu's espohagus, and manages to touch his throat, causing Slaymu to vomit Banana into the sky) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (CRASH!)

Present

  • Banana: Although, it took me a while to climb out of that sack. The acid got to my hips. (Shows his entire lower area digested, leaving only bones). And also, I got the map. (Takes out the map, but the map is partially melted in acid) Aw, man! So much for the map!
  • Cynder: We may have lost our chance to learn more about Blot's intentions, but at least you're okay.
  • Spyro: (Sighs) But I lost my chance to learn about this, strange link to me and this, treasure thing.
  • Wajinga: For reasons unknown, I have a feeling there may have been a reason why those pirates have that map in the first place.

Another Pirate Camp

  • Dead Sea: (Handing over a duplicate map) Next time, keep a better eye on these maps. My artists are getting suspicious of my 'strange' requests of making recreations of the original map of Taiklar.
  • Blot: I will, Dead Sea. I really owe you one. In case you're going to ask about our bargain, It's still 100% foolproof as long as we do both our parts.
  • Dead Sea: Indeed. But it's rather concerning that this Purple dragon is more clever than conventional! Normally, they rely on full-on assault, brute force, and their devastating powers. But this one was tactical. Tactics and intelligence combined with unimaginable power, not a promising combination in turns of being able to defeat him.
  • Blot: Well, yeah! Supposingly, Slaymu was gonna bring back the original map as well as a hostage, but as he was gonna come here in the shores near our camp, that little twerp made Slaymu puke, and he got away before Oscar and Black Fang could even go after him.
  • Dead Sea: Not to worry, there's little chance the original map survived getting affected from the stomach acid, anyway. Besides, keeping that islander as a hostage would just invite them to assault your group again, like they did when you decided to make some of the natives to make yourselves a new ship.
  • Blot: Well, the map said the treasure trove is somewhere in the farther, and more hazardous side of the island.
  • Dead Sea: Well, I must be heading back. I must check up on the progress of the Savior. I suspect she's still being friends with that Marenia girl.

Chapter 7: Marenia's Secrets Revealed/Cabin Fever Breaks Out

Equantica Outskirts

  • Fluttershy: (Spins around in the water scaring off fish, and finally bumps into a rock) Ouch!
  • Marenia: Wow, savior, you've never actually swam in your life, have you?
  • Fluttershy: Well, I have a few times, but even with a fin, I'm just not good at it.
  • Mareina: Yeah, it IS hard for a land pony to adapt well with fins. Usually, merpony foals learn to swim in their 2nd year since swimming in unlimited directions is tiring and makes you dizzy.
  • Fluttershy: Merpony foals don't swim well until they're 2?
  • Marenia: Yes. It's pretty easy for a fish, but for a mammal with fins, no swim bladder, and relatively light weight, it usually takes 2 years. Even mermaids can't learn such a form of motion without parental guidance. But I guess since they're closely related to humans, which are pretty smart, their babies can learn in their 1st year.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, like the same way a human baby learns how to walk in their first year.
  • Marenia:...Yeah.
  • Fluttershy: Well, I don't think I can get the hang of this--WHOAH! (Spins into another rock, and then another, and she goes off camera as fish are scared off, bubbles are seen, and rocks crumble down) OWCH! Sorry, Mr. Fish! OOF! My bad!
  • Fish: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PADDLING, LADY!!!
  • Fluttershy: Sorry, this is my first swimming lesson--OUCH! OOF! OW! (Then some rocks finally crumble down)...(Sighs) What's the use? (Marenia swims over, and helps Fluttershy out of the rocks)
  • Marenia: Okay, I guess we'll have to go to the basics first. Just take my hoof and I'll show you how it's done.
  • Fluttershy:...Okay. (Takes Marenia's hoof, and they move forward with Fluttershy wobbling) Whoa! Whoa-oa!
  • Mareina: Easy, I've got you. Now, the basics are real easy, raise your tailfin up, then move it back down! I'll do it with you for a few minutes, then afterwards, I'm gonna let you go, and see how well you do it on your own.
  • Fluttershy: Okay. (Marenia begins to swim, Fluttershy as well, though flimsily)
  • Mareina: That's better. Okay, remember, in a few minutes, when it looks like you're getting better, I'm gonna let go.
  • Fluttershy: Got it.
  • Marenia: Just remember, up and down, like a dolphin.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, yeah, I've seen how they swim. It might be hard for me to do the same thing since I just got my fins.
  • Mareina: You'll do fine. I know you will. Now, let's see you swim on your own. (Lets go of Fluttershy's hoof)
  • Fluttershy: (Swims rather wobbly, yet got the hang of it) Whoa!...(In a few seconds, she picks up speed)...(Giggling) I'm doing it! I'm swimming! I'm swi--(Bumps into a rock)...Oops. (Continues swimming the same way) (Giggles) If only Spyro, Kairi and my friends could see me now.
  • Mareina: Wow, you're doing much better than I expected, Savior.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, by the way, I don't think I had a chance to tell you, but my name is--
  • Mareina: Fluttershy. Your friends told me. But I'll just call you Savior. It has a nice ring to it.
  • Fluttershy: Oh...well, that's understandable.
  • Mareina: Well, before we get started on everything, I've been hearing a lot that you were interested in the sea lately.
  • Fluttershy: Well, yes. I'm an animal caretaker back home in Equestria, and while I haven't seen many aquatic animals before, I still know a few things. I have seen how dolphins swim, but I've never seen one up close.
  • Marenia: Well, how about we take a little swim around the outskirts of the kingdom. My friend, Gubby Caution, knows a lot of the life that hang out here. She's actually like you.
  • Fluttershy:...Okay, let's do it. (They both swim off)

Later...

  • Fluttershy: (Giggles as she swims around with dolphins and Marenia, and then takes a rest on a rock)(Laughs) That was fun. I wonder why I never bothered to discover new environments before.
  • Marenia: Yeah, the ocean isn't a bad place to be once you get used to it. Sure there are a few predators that lurk about in the night, but it's relatively nice. So, now that I've shown you a few things, how about you show ME a few things. Tell me more about your friends, starting with Spyro and Kairi. Despite the way I treated them, I need to know about them.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, they're really nice. Kairi is a very nice girl, and she seems to have a good life with her friend Spyro, who seems to be like a brother to her since they share a past with each other. They share the caring heart and the fighting skills of an old hero named Tyro. Kairi is sweet, kind, cares about her family and friends more and she has something special in her heart that no one else has.
  • Marenia: Really?
  • Fluttershy: Yes, she has a lot of good friends and a loving family which Spyro is her protective brother and her bonded dragon.
  • Marenia: Really? But--
  • Fluttershy: I know, you told me rogue human sailors killed the Island Purple Dragon, but please, as I said before, Kairi's not like the humans here. She's wasn't even born on Destiny Islands. She was actually born in a wonderful place called Radient Garden, but due to an ever-so-awful tragedy, she did most of her growing up in a town on Destiny Islands.
  • Mareina: What kind of tragedy? Is she a princess like me and my sister?
  • Fluttershy: Oh...it's rather difficult to explain the tragedy, but I can answer the 'princess' part. She's a special kind of princess. She's one of these kinds of princesses called Princesses of Heart, which are known to have hearts so pure, they are usually impossible to be corrupted. Most of the Princesses of Heart are captured in evil hands, but Kairi seems to be the only one who is well-protected.
  • Marenia: But what was the tragedy, and why is it so difficult to explain?
  • Fluttershy: Yeah, it's pretty long, too. But it is tragic. Kairi was raised by her biological grandmother, and an adopted uncle named Lord Shen. He's a peacock from another world. He was recently banished for being the victim of corruption, and has slowly been growing a good side while interacting with Kairi. But Shen's master, Lord Cobra, found out about this, and tried to have the place destroyed. Kairi was separated from Shen while Shen had his corruption replenished. It didn't take until a year ago that they reunited. Cobra was responsible for killing Kairi's biological parents, who were good friends to Lord Shen, even when he was banished.
  • Marenia: Seriously, that Cobra dude did THAT to her parents?
  • Fluttershy: Yes, and not only that, Cobra vowed to bring harm to her after discovering what the future would hold for him and his awful master who is a much evil Purple dragon named Malefor involving Kairi standing in their way. Malefor was much like Spyro in his younger years, but Malefor grew greedy with power and tried to use them to destroy his own world and make a new one out of it until he was banished. But Lord Shen, after he was separated, he tried to lay siege on his own hometown by using a firework cannon to try and bring an end to Kung Fu.
  • Marenia: Really? Her adopted uncle did THAT?
  • Fluttershy: Yes, it was a shocking story, but it's all true. Fortunately, after his defeat, he turned out to be much nicer the next time he appeared. He actually shares a past with Equestria involving Princess Celestia. In fact, he has a crush on her, which makes her Kairi's godmother.
  • Mareina: Well, what happened to Kairi after she was separated from Shen?
  • Fluttershy: Well, she grew up with two friends, Sora and Riku. They all lived together, and seemed to defeat several enemies together. Riku temporarily fell into the darkness, and it didn't take me and Sora that much to get him back. And Kairi also seems to have a special romantic relationship with Sora. The two are basically soul mates. Spyro seems to be one of her best friends.
  • Marenia: So, when did Kairi and Spyro meet for the first time?
  • Fluttershy: Some time after Spyro freed Cynder from corruption in this world called 'Camelot'. She and Spyro seemed to share a strong connection. They discovered their connection when on a trip to Jamestown, Virginia. As I've said before, they share 2 halves of the heart of Tyro. Kairi inherited his caring heart, and Spyro inherited his fighting skills.
  • Marenia: That's...pretty touching. I never knew two friends could share such a relationship.
  • Fluttershy: Well, that's how it happened.
  • Mareina: (Sighs) Now I...I'm at a crossroads here. The humans here are very idiotic and irresponsible, also greedy, not to mention dangerous around here, and yet, This Kairi girl...she's got a pretty tragic history, but it's still heartbreaking.
  • Fluttershy: Yeah, I had the same reaction when I heard it, too.
  • Marenia: Maybe...maybe humans aren't all bad after all. (Gets magically brighter, but it suddenly wears off) But until Geogra's out of the way, we can't risk getting her involved. I meet a lot of humans that may actually want to help us, but I bet Geogra did something to them.
  • Fluttershy: (Surprised by what she saw)...uh...Well, I think we should get back to the swimming lessons.
  • Marenia: Yeah, you're right. Can you tell me more later?
  • Fluttershy: Of course.
  • Marenia: Thank you. (They continue their swimming lesson with the dolphins from before. They were watched by A Jamaican Sebastian look-a-like crab with a glasses wearing panicky seahorse, and an angelfish)
  • Angelfish: Holy mackerel! Did you see that?
  • Sea Horse: I sure did, Angela. She just glowed for a bit back there.
  • Crab: That means she nearly got that curse off of her!
  • Angela: Yeah, Wolfgang! Maybe there is something to this savior stuff after all. That 'Fluttershy' girl needs some extra assistance.
  • Wolfgang: I agree, mon. She was so close, mon!
  • Sea Horse: I don't know, guys. I gotta go to my kid's recital at 6:00 PM.
  • Angela: But Hoarse, we all saw that! This mean this is the merponies' chance to go back to Equestia.
  • Hoarse: Look, Angela, I'm positive that the savior, has this all covered. It isn't our bis to get involved in this.
  • Wolfgang: But what about that Kairi girl, That Spyro mon and the rest of those friends of Fluttershy's? They could help us if they help find the Trident.
  • Hoarse: Sad fact of life, no one knows where it is, or the Purple Sea Dragon, or the human who messed everything up.
  • Angela: Wow, Hoarse, you're such a negative pester.
  • Hoarse: I'm just going by facts.
  • Wolfgang: Well, what are we doing? Let's go talk to Fluttershy's friends, that Kairi Girl and that Purple Dragon, mon.
  • Hoarse: No! We promised Marenia we'd stay and guard the entrance of her 'secret' stash.
  • Wolfgang: Oh, forgot about that, mon. I guess we're gonna have to keep our curiosity to ourselves for now.
  • Angela: What could possibly go wrong if we did talk to Fluttershy's friends despite Hoarse still being the negative pester he is?
  • Hoarse: We can't betray Marenia's trust! If we abandon our positions, she's gonna assume we're gonna do something stupid, like tell Dead Sea about her stash or something.
  • Angela: (Sighs in annoyance and defeat) Fine! We're not gonna find out about this. Are you happy?
  • Wolfgang: Honestly Hoarse, you're just as stubborn as a Sea Mule. No offense, mon. (A Sea Horse with donkey ears is seen)
  • Sea Donkey: None taken.
  • Hoarse: I'm just being practical and safe, and we shouldn't betray Marenia's trust. (Angela and Wolfgang sighed in defeat)
  • Wolfgang: He possesses a good point, Angela. Marenua trusts us to keep a good eye on her stash cave. What's satisfying curiosity to a good friend like Marenia?
  • Angela: Yeah, I can't forsake Marenia's friendship and trust for a bit of curiosity. Unless Marenia would give Fluttershy's friends a chance and get to know them better.
  • Hoarse: With Geogra running around and turning friends into enemies, not a chance.
  • Wolfgang: Also a good point, mon.
  • Angela: Guys, here they come.
  • Mareina: Hey guys, I am bonding great with Fluttershy! We finished our swim lesson for the day. And now, I wanna show her my...private collection.
  • Wolfgang: Oh, sure thing, mon.
  • Angela: Okay.
  • Hoarse: Uh, you sure that's a good idea?
  • Marenia: We just need to find one more thing.
  • Wolfgang/Angela/Hoarse: Huh?
  • Marenia: Guys, we're paying the ship graveyard another visit!
  • Wolfgang: Alright, an adventure, mon.
  • Angela: Sweet!
  • Hoarse: Oh, no! I don't do well with graveyards.
  • Wolfgang: Suit yourself, mon. If you don't like ship graveyards, then you can stay here and guard Marenia's stash.
  • Angela: Against dangerous predators.
  • Wolfgang: Better yet, Dead Sea and Geogra.
  • Marenia: (Laughs nervously) Very well, then. We're going to the graveyard.
  • Angela: Have fun with guard duty, Hoarse!
  • Hoarse: D'OH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU PLAY THE PREDATOR/DEAD SEA/GEOGRA CARD! WAIT FOR ME!

The Ship Graveyard

  • Fluttershy: Marenia, are you sure this place is safe?
  • Mareina: Safe? Of course it's safe. Why'd you ask?
  • Fluttershy: Well, it's just, don't predators normally tend to gather in ship graveyards?
  • Mareina: Then I guess I'd better assign my collection guards to savior bodyguard duty. (To Angela, Wolfgang and Hoarse) Okay guys, I'm going in alone. Make sure the savior doesn't get hurt by predators that scavenge the ship graveyard while I'm gone, Okay?
  • Hoarse: NO PROBLEM! I wasn't planning on getting any further near this death trap, anyway.
  • Angela/Wolfgang: Hoarse!
  • Hoarse: What?
  • Angela: Never mind him, Marenia. We'll keep the savior save while you do your thing.
  • Mareina: Okay, be right back. (Swims off)
  • Hoarse: Oh, why do we come here? The ship graveyard is labeled a dangerous place, and yet she comes here anyway.
  • Wolfgang: Hoarse, you worry too much, mon.
  • Angela: Anyway, we know a place in the graveyard where it's safe, Savior. While we wait for Marenia to get back, you can talk to us.

Pacific Ship Wreck

  • Marenia: I hope this ship has what I need. (She enters, but very narrow fish-like creatures move around in the shadows. She swims into the ship's kitchen) Okay, maybe it's here somewhere. (Looks around, and sees a spoon) (Gasps) There it is! The missing piece of my collection! And...(sees a sophisticated smoker's pipe) What the heck is this?...Maybe this is something that my Albatross friend can describe. (She gets the spoon, the pipe, and various other items. Then shadows with eyes loom around as Marenia leaves)

Outside

  • Marenia: (Leaves the boat) Absolutely without a hitch.
  • ???: Well, look who's back, boys. (Marenia gasps as she sees a trio of barracudas)
  • Barracuda #1: (With a bowler hat and an unlit cigar) Oh, everyone! I found food! Myah see, myah! And I think she has friends. (A brutal shark has Fluttershy and Marenia's friends captured)
  • Hoarse: Oh, sure genius of you to leave us unprotected, Marenia. What's next, are these predators gonna do a song and dance routine?

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  • Hoarse: You know, I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
  • Marenia: You can't hurt us, Ed Fishlips. You're dealing with the herald of the Savior! (Points to Fluttershy)
  • Barracuda #1 (Ed Fishlips): What? Her?! Hey, Tommy, Teddy, look at this pathetic yellow merpony! (All the bullies laughed uncontrollably)
  • Tommy: HAH! She ain't no savior. All I've seen her do was scream her head off and wet herself in our presence. She's a coward. What could POSSIBLY make her worthy of being a Savior?
  • Ed Fishlips: Ya gotta laugh at dinner that entertains ya, see? Myah see! Myah!
  • Fluttershy: Myah?
  • Ed Fishlips: See.
  • Fluttershy: Myah?
  • Ed Fishlips: See.
  • Fluttershy: Myah?
  • Ed Fishlips: See.
  • Fluttershy: Myah?
  • Ed Fishlips: See.
  • Fluttershy: Myah?
  • Ed Fishlips: Se--
  • Hoarse: WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE CUT IT OUT?!?
  • Angela: Touchy today, Hoarse?
  • Wolfgang: SOMEBODY HELP US!!!!
  • Ed Fishlips: (Scoffs) And what sucker would be stupid enough to tango with Ed Skinrash Fishlips? (Marenia snickers)
  • Marenia: Your middle name is Skinrash?
  • Ed Fishlips: Yeah, why'd you ask see? Myah.
  • Marenia: (Despite trying to hold it in, she busts out laughing) IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A SKINRASH ON YOUR FISHLIPS. (Laughs hysterically)
  • Ed Fishlips: You wanna laugh, huh? Boys, teach that girl a lesson. (Tommy and Teddy cracked their fins like knuckles, and charged after Marenia, who quickly judo-chopped them away) Say what, see?
  • Marenia: I know learning from watching that very strange Purple dragon would help me out someday.
  • Ed Fishlips: Say what, see? I thought they was all iced, see? Myah see, Myah!
  • Marenia: Alright, anyone else like to be next? (Ed Fishlips was nervous)
  • Ed Fishlips: Duh, Arms Monroy! Stop her! (A huge red octopus charges forth, but Marenia judo-chops the octopus, grabs it by one of it's tentacles and sends it flying and letting out a Goofy holler)...(Gulps)...EVERYONE GET THIS SHE-MUG! MYAH SEE, MYAH! (All the sea predators charged in an army formation, and after a dust cloud, Marenia defeated every single predator)
  • Marenia: (When the dust settled there where toothless sea carnivores and Marenia whipped her mane with her hoof) And now, Skinrash, you're next!
  • Ed Fishlips: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, let's be reasonable see, myah see! (Marenia grabs Ed by the neck) AHHHKKKK!!!
  • Marenia: Let my friends go, you son of a barnacle!
  • Ed Fishlips: Akk, Bruno, Akk, let those mugs go see? Mya-akkk, see! (The big shark lets go)
  • Marenia: Thank you. (Lets go of Ed's neck, and he gasps for breath) If you EVER do this again, I will rip you apart with my bare wet hooves. And trust me, I'm sure your shark friend goes feral when he smells even the faintest scent of blood.
  • Ed Fishlips: Duh, sure, we're so cool. Myah see! RUUN, See! (All the bullies swam away)
  • Fluttershy: (Breathes heavily)...My gosh!
  • Hoarse: Wha...You never fought like that before, your highness. Then again, you never fought period.
  • Wolfgang: And you learned that from watching this, "Purple dragon" mon, princess?
  • Marenia: You'd be amazed how much you can learn from justice fighters. Now, let's go. We need to meet up with the local albatross so I can get some business attended to.
  • Fluttershy: (Looks inside Marenia's bag to see the spoon, the pipe, and the rest of the stuff she found) Really? You collect these stuff? I thought you didn't like humans.
  • Marenia: (Sighs) Okay, you caught me with my hypocrite pants down. I hate humans, but love the weird stuff they make. It makes me wonder, how could something so bad make awesome stuff? That's what I'm trying to find out.
  • Fluttershy: Well, all this stuff is easy to describe. I'm obviously from the surface, and I've been around humans, so I think I can help.
  • Marenia: Well, I actually trust the Albatross more with describing these things than a pony. No offense, savior.
  • Fluttershy: Are you sure?
  • Marenia: Of course.
  • Fluttershy: Well, if you're sure, then I won't bother.
  • Marenia: Great. Let's go. (They all swim away)

Geogra's Lair

  • Geogra: Oh, looks like old Eddy didn't see it coming. How misfortunate for him. How quickly would his ferocity dwindle like a shrimp down an eel's throat. But, the prowess of that merpony, incredible. But it might prove a dangerous adversary in my plans. One that I already have something to counteract. And it will mix well, with that Prince Derek obsession of hers, as she would make a find addition to my army. (Looks at sea-beast merponies, then laughs maniacally)

Surface

  • Albatross: (He sits on an large rock looking through a spyglass) Wow, this Ninky-Rick is awesome! I could see all of China from here! And then Paris! Then the Arabian Lands! Oh, look, at least ten boats. (He continues looking through his spyglass) You know, if that famous treasure of Destiny Islands was real, I'd be rich as a king and had the chance to go to Disney World, that way I could get a chance to see my old buddy, Scuttle. He seems to be friends with a mermaid while I make friends with some Equestrian merponies.
  • ???: Albert! (The Albatross looks through the spyglass the wrong way)
  • Albert the Albatross: WHOA! MERPONY OFF THE PORT BOW!!! MARENIA, HOW ARE YOU DOING--(Sees she is more closer, which scares him) WHOA!!! Is this thing broken?
  • Marenia: It's nice to see you again, Albert.
  • Albert: Same to you, Mareina, Wolfgang, Hoarse, Angela, and...random merpony I've never seen before.
  • Angela: Excuse her, this is our new friend, Fluttershy the Savior.
  • Hoarse: Marenia found and took her from the island of the Ham-Dam.
  • Albert: Oh, I was wondering when the savior would come. And my God, she's adorable! I bet an orca would kill for a babe like her. (Fluttershy blushes)
  • Marenia: Albert, she's a little sensitive. Dead Sea chose me to be her herald, and we seem to be getting along rather well. I taught her how to swim properly, and I showed her around the sea for a while.
  • Angela: Which her fascination for sea life is what got her here in the first place.
  • Fluttershy: It's true.
  • Albert: Go figure. So, Marenia, I figured you got some more human artifacts I can describe.
  • Marenia: You know it. (Marenia gives Albert the spoon)
  • Albert: Whoa. I tell you what, whoa!
  • Marenia: What do you make of that thing?
  • Albert: Oh, that's easy. It's called a scoopstick. Humans use these thing for digging in the ground and such.
  • Fluttershy: Uh, I thought it was a--
  • Albert: Although I have no idea why humans would make a tool like this so small. Makes sense they make much bigger versions of the scoopstick. The little ones still have a purpose. The closest thing it comes to it's former glory is digging dessert...and breakfast.
  • Marenia: Wow! A scoopstick! Now, here's another one. (Takes out the pipe)
  • Albert: Oh, wow! This is a rare find. My friend Scuttle says this is what they call a banded bulbous snarfblat.
  • Fluttershy: Actually, I think that's a--
  • Albert: This is a kind of musical instrument that dates back centuries. Watch. (Blows in it, but it is filthy) OH, GROSS! (Spits) My fault, I forgot you found this in the sea, of which you lived in. (Sputters) I gotta wash this out! (Tries washing it with water, but winds up spitting it out) AARRGGHH!!! FORGOT IT'S SALTY!!! (Spits)
  • Marenia: Well, I never would've guessed. I wonder what they did without it.
  • Albert: Oh, and Scuttle told me about his old friend who is a Purple dragon by the name of Spyro. Did not have the chance to actually meet the Purple dragon, though.
  • Marenia: Oh, him. I met him just last night. He's an excellent fighter, and I managed to learn from him by watching him do it.
  • Albert: Oh, he IS a good fighter. In fact, he's a member of this immense band of misfits who protect these worlds from villainy called the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Wolfgang: Oh my word, mon.
  • Albert: Oh and did I forget to mention that the Shell Lodge Squad have adopted a girl who used to live on these islands with two boys by the name of Kairi?
  • Marenia: Really? I thought he didn't look like he was from around here.
  • Albert: Well what'd you expect? Purple dragons are the famous of all of the United Universes' Dragons due to their ancient job as the Guardians of Kingdom Hearts, and their ability to manipulate the 4 main dragon elements while the other colored dragons get only one element. That's what the UUniversal and magic history books had fortold. Reminds me of this one time--
  • Mareina: Oh, I think I'm late! Mother hasn't seen me in a while! I'm supposed to report to her after I gave Fluttershy swimming lessons on how much we bond. I am so lousy with timing. Thank you Albert, bye! (Marenia and the others leave)
  • Albert: Anytime, Marenia. Anytime!

Equantica

  • Oceanious: Marenia, what took you so long? I've been waiting for your report for a very long sum of hours. What kept you, child?
  • Mareina: Mother, I'm pleased to report, and you will be happy to hear that I've bounding with the Savior very well.
  • Oceanious: (Sighs in relief) Wonderful. Better late than never, I suppose.
  • Fluttershy: Oh yes, your majesty.
  • Oceanious: I trust your swimming lesson went charmingly?
  • Fluttershy: It did. I never felt this good in my life. Marenia even allowed me to explore the sea for a while. The sea looks much more beautiful than the first time I saw it.
  • Familier Voice: Why that's wonderful news, Savior. (Dead Sea and Jumbo appeared)
  • Dead Sea: Your majesty, forgive me if Jumbo and I interrupted anything.
  • Marenia: (Kept herself under great control, due to overhearing Fluttershy's friends reveling what Dead Sea had done) You didn't. Me and Fluttershy are gonna go back to bonding now, Dead Sea.
  • Dead Sea: Leaving so soon?
  • Marenia: Yeah, we don't wanna miss every second of each other.
  • Dead Sea: Well, ordinarily, i wouldn't wanna stand in the way of fun, but I want...a nice private chat with the savior. Very personal matters I wish to...discuss with her. (Fluttershy gulped, and Oceanious had a worried face, also knowing full well of the truth, but also keeps herself in check, aware of what he's capable of)
  • Fluttershy: Uh, of course, Mr. Dead Sea. (Fluttershy is surrounded in a red glow)
  • Dead Sea: How very gracious of you. Jumbo, kindly return to your pen, I'll be rather busy. (Jumbo leaves, and Dead Sea swims off with Fluttershy)

Dead Sea's Royal Room

  • Dead Sea: (A huge dining table is set for Fluttershy and Dead Sea) I personally asked for the finest kelp and seaweed salad for both of us. What do you think?
  • Fluttershy: I've never actually eaten seaweed before. I have heard that some countries in Equestria make a cuisine of seaweed, but I never had a chance to try I. But it's good, I guess.
  • Dead Sea: Well then, why don't you tell me about yourself? I dont bite...much.
  • Fluttershy: Uh, well, I mostly live alone with my cute animal friends.
  • Dead Sea: Ah, I see you are like Gubby Caution, Jumbo's incompetent animal care-taker. But obviously, you seem to be more aware of the seriousness of our situation.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, Of course. I have...some questions, sir.
  • Dead Sea: By all means, ask away.
  • Fluttershy: Um, I hope this isn't a bad question, but, why are you forbidding Marenia to fall in love?
  • Dead Sea: It's not a bad question, curiosity's a healthy part of life. Believe me, I have no hard feelings torwards love, but it's mainly a matter of self-preservation.
  • Fluttershy: Self-preservation?
  • Dead Sea: Of course.
  • Fluttershy: You know, for a strict Councilman, you seem very honest.
  • Dead Sea: (Dubbed as Scar) You have no idea.
  • Fluttershy: Well, could you, explain a bit more why you restricted Mareina like that, you know, making her mother turn her into a normal merpony? I've been told she was once an Alicorn.
  • Dead Sea: Indeed she was once. After the tragic death of the King and the sudden disappearence of the Purple Sea Dragon and the Trident of Benevolence, Marenia has an obession with...how do I say...the World Above the Sea. You think a violent human and a near-army of pirates would deter her, but no, she became fascinated with the junk they leave in our waters. Thanks to us Merponies having more increased lifespans, we eventually now live in a time where this world is now, appearently ruled by this horse name Prince Derek. She became obsessed with the creature, even threatened to have him become one of us. We couldn't risk having our city revealed to any surface realm being not the savior, especially not the one land-lubber that everyone else will surely listen to and believe. She had to be made an example of.
  • Fluttershy: Is that why she is the way she is now?
  • Dead Sea: (Sighs) Savior, we tried to be reasonible with Marenia. But alas, her attitude had forced us to take drastic measures. She's a sweet girl, but fails to understand her place.
  • Fluttershy: I see. Well, is there any opinions you may have for, Queen Oceanious?
  • Dead Sea: Marenia's mother, like me and my fellow Councilors know her places. She will remain in our good graces as long as she pleases us. The sooner Marenia understands and accepts her rightful place, the better our kingdom will be, as well as your place, Savior.
  • Fluttershy: Well, I felt concerned that you might be...forcing her through a lot of hurtful things?
  • Dead Sea: The poor girl. She tries to be a good ruler, but with her husband gone, her confindence may begin to dwindle. And thus, the cause of Marenia's defiance, and sadly, it affected her supposingly wiser siblings too. They were spreading lies.
  • Fluttershy: Lies? Like what?
  • Dead Sea: Like the fact that the Trident of Benevolence could be found and the Savior should discover what really became of the Purple Sea Dragon. They believed that if the Savior would find the Trident, Discord's curse will lift and our trust in the land creatures would return. But it may not matter. Once you serve your true purpose, the Trident and the Purple Sea Dragon will become nothing but a fairy tale and a decent memory that will soon be in the past. And we will soon look towards a future. A brighter and stronger future.
  • Fluttershy: Ok, but...where did Geogra come from?
  • Dead Sea: Do you want to know why that tiger shark is interested in our kingdom?
  • Fluttershy: Yes.
  • Dead Sea: Well, it's not a pleasant story.
  • Fluttershy: Does it have something to do with the curse?
  • Dead Sea: It only played a part in her descent to madness. But, what placed her there in that path to begin with... (Sighs) Let's just say, it's was my fault, and the fault of an attempt to make a better protector, and fault of the curse.
  • Fluttershy: You mean...
  • Dead Sea: In a way, I masterminded her creation, but I wasn't alone.
  • Fluttershy: What do you mean?

Flashback

  • (Dead Sea): (We see Dead Sea with Geogra as a young tiger shark a few years after Narwhus' exile after Dead Sea gave him the blame for the Purple Sea Dragon's demise) Geogra was once a simple, unsentient tiger shark. I took her in for a project I was working on to make a replacement protector.
  • (Fluttershy): But the science project went wrong, didn't it?
  • (Dead Sea): We never thought granting her merpony magic would have unpleasent results. (We see Geogra being granted merpony magic which morphed both her body and mind) When Oceanious and my fellow Councilors found out about this, they summoned me to the palace and ordered me not only to cease my project, but to destroy the results of my research on Geogra thus far.
  • Dead Sea: But your majesty, fellow members of the court, with the Purple Sea Dragon gone, won't it be wiser to seek out a new protector?
  • Oceanious: We forbid it! Forget about creating another protector, esepically the one you made that, so far, only has shown that it could never truely take The Purple Sea Dragon's place. You saw perfectly well what granting our kind's magic has done to the poor creature. It's mind is corrupted beyond repair or reason, and worse, two innocent Mako sharks have been affected by her madness. This must be contained and placed out of it's misery at once.
  • Dead Sea: But, your highness, I've been thinking that sense the Purple Sea Dragon is gone, I--
  • Lady Claw: Dead Sea, when the Trident of Benevolence returns to it's rightful home, these thoughts are best forgotten.
  • Oceanious: But until then, you need to dispose of Geogra and those Mako sharks before they bring harm to not just the sea creatures, but the land creatures as well.
  • Dead Sea: But this world is crawling with threats, and one of them is your husband's murderer, and we have no confirmation if he still lives or not. For all we know, he may have killed the Purple Sea Dragon, and if he still lives, he'll attempt to attack us again for an easy score.
  • Far-Reach: The threat we're dealing with right now is the mess you created, Dead Sea.
  • Dead Sea: You can't be serious! I haven't got a the chance to get a proper control on Geogra! I promise if I was just given more time, she'll be no more threatening than plankton.
  • Oceanious: This is your mess, Dead Sea. And I order you to clean it up and dispose of Geogra this instant. No excuses! You're now dismissed, Dead Sea. (Dead Sea made a growling hiss, and left angrily)
  • (Dead Sea): Because of their refusal to see things my way, I went out of my way to undo countless days of careful study. However, as I predicted, the creation surpassed the master. I was beaten before I could even make a move. She knew I would fail to reason with that arrogant widow, and be forced to end her sorry existence. So, while I was unable to even hiss at her, she and those Makos of hers vanished. When I returned to Oceanious and those ungrateful members of mine to report Geogra being ahead of us...well...let's just say they weren't remotely thrilled of my minor setback.
  • Dead Sea: Your highness, please, it couldn't be helped! She was smarter then I expected.
  • Oceanious: Then I'm afraid we're left with no other choice. I'll have to defeat her in battle myself and in person.
  • Dead Sea: ARE YOU MAD?!? If not even a very powerful unicorn, the one behind her creation mind you, can't end that she-beast, what makes you think you can?!? You don't have the Trident of Benevolence! All you have is an equally-powerful but limited-in-some-way copy.
  • Oceanious: (Sighs) Your argument has not fallen into a stubburn wall. You talked me out of it. But now, you must realize you have unleashed a terrible storm on us, out of good intentions meeting a disasterous creation. May Barrier Reef guide us through this rising chaos.

Present Day

  • Dead Sea: And chaos did arise. Every human or sentient animal that offered to help us be rid of her, only ended up becoming her servants. She won't stop until we become her slaves as well, as punishment on Oceanious for not accepting her as a protector, and on me, for letting her push me into turning on her. And now, look where it has lead us for not accepting her. Instead of being our protector, she desires to be our conqueror.
  • Fluttershy: So, she's doing this because no one would accept her?
  • Dead Sea: And not without good reason. When I presented her, she made a foul first impression by openly admitting that the merponies should rise up against the land creatures. Though, because of the curse, that has actually given a positive effect, what with the humans not really being the best race in the UUniverses for being pirating ocean-polluting fish-eaters! But Oceanious' son and older daughter, talked the queen into realizing that Geogra is more of a threat then a protector. It also did her little justice that she exampled her great powers by...(Sighs in embarrassment)...blowing up a sperm whale. It was rather unpleasant for the children, and that whale's family.
  • Fluttershy: Oh..... My....... So when did Geogra meet her defeat and what was her punishment for all the things she did?
  • Dead Sea: Her punishment was supposed to be me destroying her, but like I informed you, she was smart and she knew Oceanious won't approve, and waited for the right moment to make me look pathetic. For a long time, she was unleashing madness. But eventually, she just stopped completely on her own, around the time the islander Charwoman snake Wajinga came to the scene, and introduced us to you in visions. At first, it was thought that she died, or got bored of us. But now, it's possible it's to wait for you. And now that you're here, she is most likely studying you.
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps) You mean, she's onto me?
  • Dead Sea: Like I said, smart. I warned you it might not be pleasant to hear.
  • Fluttershy: This is terrible. I wish Spyro, Kairi, Twilight and the rest of my friends were here.
  • Dead Sea: FRIENDS?!? (Smacks away food and beverages off the table) I'M AFRAID THEY WON'T BE YOUR FRIENDS SOON ENOUGH! GEOGRA HAS A WAY TO TURN EVEN THE GREATEST OF FRIENDS, INTO YOUR WORSE ENEMIES! (Fluttershy was shocked)...Pardon me. I was merely trying to ensure, that you won't make any rash mistakes. Now, promise me you will not be so willing to even so much as to pay those 'friends' a passerby. Geogra may have corrupted them by now, like the humans. Do we have an understanding?
  • Fluttershy: (Shocked at what Dead Sea had said, and wanted to argue, but this is Dead Sea, a powerful merpony. She gulped, as if to physically swallow pride and dignity) Okay, Mr. Dead Sea. I have no friends anymore. Marenia is my only friend now.
  • Dead Sea: It's all I ask. I apologize if this was not the best dinner party. You may be free to return to the princess.
  • Fluttershy: Thank you, Mr. Dead Sea.
  • Dead Sea: One more thing before you go. Dismiss your friends from your mind. I've said those things to protect you. You dont know what your friends are really like. I do. I do.

(Dead Sea begins to sing a diffrent version Stay in Here)

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  • Dead Sea: Do not forget that here, you are safe. This is your sanctuary.
  • Fluttershy: I won't....(Leaves the room, and slowly swims down the hall in shock and devastation, and eventally, comes to Marenia outside)...Marenia?
  • Marenia: Oh, savior. How did your talk with Dead Sea go?
  • Fluttershy: Well...(Sighs)...he told me a lot of unhappy things.
  • Marenia:...Like what?
  • Fluttershy: Well you see...uh...well.
  • Marenia: Dead Sea told you about Geogra's origins and that you can't see your friends from the land anymore, didn't he?
  • Fluttershy: How did you know?
  • Marenia: First of all, I was there when Dead Sea got in trouble with mom making Geogra happen. Also, he's the same guy who told me I can't see Prince Derek no more. I failed to take him seriously, and he forced my mom to turn me into a normal merpony, and that I have to stay like this until I stop loving Derek. but I'll never stop loving him....But, it may mean I'm stuck like this. At least until we're back to Equestia, and mom undos the spell as a technicality, because Derek is of Destiny Islands, not Equestia. I bet you also asked him about why he doesn't let me love, because it's for my own good? How does he know it's for my own good when, he never knew what love is like?
  • Fluttershy: It's because Dead Sea's parents hated him. The reason why he never knew what love is like, all because they wronged him.
  • Marenia: But does he have to ruin everypony else's lives? Take his own pain out on everypony else?
  • Fluttershy: Maybe because his suffering made him what he is now.
  • Marenia: I guess....Well, do you want me to show you my collection?
  • Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Marenia. I just need to be alone right now.
  • Marenia: Are you still in sadness of what Dead Sea said? I promise the collection will lighten your mood. (Makes puppy-dog eyes) Please?
  • Fluttershy:...Okay, since you offered, I guess--
  • Marenia: Great! I knew it would help.

Hidden Grotto

  • Marenia: (Escorts Fluttershy into the cave where a vast collection of human collectibles are seen) Here we are.
  • Fluttershy:...Wow. I'm starting to think that with all these things you have, you're starting to get a tiny bit tolerant of humans.
  • Marenia: Well, you might say that. I am starting to fall for humans after what they've done. Even after hearing the story of your friends. You must have a great life. I do have the missing piece, and it's rather nice, but it feels like there's more to it.
  • Fluttershy: Well, I asked Dead Sea about you, and...well...he thinks that ever since your father died, you became...troubled.
  • Marenia: Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something wrong with me. I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things like these could be bad. I mean, humans are obviously flawed, but, at the same time they make me rather curious...

(Marenia sings this)

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  • Fluttershy: Wow, I've heard that song before, but you sing it just as good.
  • Marenia: Thanks. I have been doing music concerts in my youth. You know what, Savior? Maybe I was wrong about humans. With all the things they've done throughout the years, and what they've done well for us, they might not be so bad after all. (Magical glow returns, only brighter)
  • Hoarse: Well, we simply cannot risk finding out more. Dead Sea is a strict merpony, and who knows what he's capable of? He could have us all punished if he even sees this place.
  • Marenia: (Remembering Dead Sea's truth, the magic glow wears off) Yeah, you're probably right. I have seen his powers.
  • Hoarse: Right. Well, now that we're done looking at this stuff, may we please...(A shadow looms over them)...What is that? Is it nighttime all of the sudden?
  • Marenia: (Gasps) It's his ship! (Excitedly swims towards the surface)
  • Hoarse: Marenia, Marenia! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOUNG MISSY?!?

Surface

  • Marenia: (She reached the surface, as well as Fluttershy and Wolfgang, Angela, and Hoarse, as a royal ship is seen)
  • Hoarse: Oh, no, not this again! Marenia, don't even try it! You know very well that you promised Dead Sea and Oceanious that you would never--(Marenia was already swimming towards the ship)...And she did.
  • Wolfgang: After her, mon! (Mareina started to climb the ship, and while remaining hidden, sees that the crew are having a party. She also sees Prince Derek playing a flute, with his pet greyhound barking and having a good time)
  • Derek: (His greyhound licked him as he laughed) Easy, Spot, easy! 
  • Mareina: There he is! 
  • Fluttershy: So, that's Prince Derek?
  • Marenia: Yeah....(Sighs)...Isn't he dreamy?
  • Fluttershy:...Wow, I don't blame you, he is pretty charming.
  • Marenia: I know, right? I could just look at his face for hours.
  • Derek: (An aged sophisticated crane came forth) Oh, hey Alfred.
  • Alfred the Crane: Prince Derek, in honor of your birthday celebration, I asked the country we priviously visited, you know, the one where you rejected the King's daughter, to make you an honorary statue, for this momentous occasion. If I could just, distract you from your pet for a moment.
  • Fluttershy: If Spyro was here and sees this, this might ring a bell for him since this is sort of like deja vu.
  • Marenia: You mean this is familiar?
  • Fluttershy: Yeah, it's kind of a long story. (Suddenly, Spot the greyhound begins to sniff around, and heading to Fluttershy and Marenia's direction)
  • Mareina: We can't be caught! (Both hide from sight)
  • Fluttershy: Well, understandable you don't wanna get into a twist with Dead Sea, but don't you wanna speak with him one last time?
  • Mareina: I never actually talked to Derek. (Spot was looking at Marenia and Fluttershy, and gave them both friendly licks, and Fluttershy giggled at this)
  • Fluttershy: How cute.
  • Marenia: Uh, savior, I think we should be out of plain sight.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, right. (Both hide)
  • Derek: Spot! Here, boy! (Whistles, and Spot comes straight back to him)
  • Fluttershy: By the way, you haven't talked to Derek?
  • Marenia: No, but as much as I want to, I can't. Dead Sea threatened to send me to the dungeon if I was caught doing this again. That strict brute.
  • Fluttershy: Oh...shallow.
  • Alfred: Everyone, it is a grand privilege that, even though Derek has yet to accept a bride, we all live under his rule. And though Desteny Islands has been named, and thy quote, 'The Jersey Shores' of the UUniverses. Why? Well, due to extreme uprising of out of control hunting, uncontrolled fishing and whaling, the raising garbage in the waters, the increase of praites, rogue sailors, poachers, evil sorcerers, curses, even corrupted goverment officials who allow those crimes to remain unanswered, and do nothing to prevent further crimes of that nature, and to top that, every undomesticated island animals have grown to resent humans, and thy qoute, 'Sentient Animal Traitors' and practically declared war on us. Regardless, once Derek is able to fully inherit the position of king with a bride, he can send Desteny Islands on the right track. (The crew cheers) So to prove his greatness of one day finally cleaning up the whole world, I offer you all a statue that represents his pride and honor. (Alfred reveals a way too over-the-top statue of Derek proudly standing on a rock, dressed like a stereotypical prince)
  • Derek: Yikes. (Spot growled, and the crew murmured to themselves)
  • Alfred: It's too much, isn't it?
  • Derek: Understatement of the century.
  • Alfred: Oh, dash it all!
  • ???: It's just so hard to impress people these days. (Alfred and Derek made uninterested faces as a lion Makunga look-a-like in a suit with a mayor's sash on it, a top hat, and whiskers that resempled a moustase, walked forth)
  • Derek: Maximillion. (Spot growled and barked)
  • The lion Makunga-look-a-like (Maximillion): Dang it, your highness, put that dog on a leash.
  • Derek: Oh, calm down, Maximillion. Spot doesn't bite much.
  • Maximillion: Speak for yourself! That mongrel mutt tried to attack me once. I'm still so angry I didn't have that thing pay dearly for it, too! Have that stupid beast away from me at once.
  • Alfred: Please, sir, if you request Spot's absence, try to be a gentleman next time. (He puts a leash on Spot and walks away with him)
  • Derek: Okay, Maxi, what is it you want this time?
  • Maximillion: The politically correct way to say my name is Mayor Maximillion. And I have news I know will excite you. I have succeeded in my campaign to become mayor of all the cities on Destiny Islands.
  • Derek: What?!?
  • Maximillion: I know! I practically took care of your little corrupted official problem for you. Now, in case you managed to get your lucky little whore, may I ask that, if I were to say, open up oil rigs throughout Destiny Islands, that you would look the other way?
  • Derek: What?!? (Groans in frustration) Let me ask you something, Maximillion! Why did you make yourself Mayor of all the towns and cities in Destiny Islands?
  • Maximillion: I'm better looking, I have great hair, I'm deceivingly smart...and I want everyone else to do what I say. (Derek was upset and speechless) And since you're still a prince, and not a king, you have absolutely NO power to get me out of office. In a matter of days, maybe 17, 18, or only 5 in a good week, I'll have my oil rigs up and running. All that untapped oil, ripe for the plucking. All the oil will be all mine, and I'll make bazillions! I'll put an end to our economic crisis once and for all.
  • Fluttershy: What?
  • Derek: Max, if my parents were still alive--
  • Maximillion: Oh, let me guess, they would stop me? Well, too bad they were attacked by that disgusting brute Captain Blot and his throat-cutting crew. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been the one to take care of those other corrupt mayors for you. I'm sorry this is considered unfair, but that's the rules.
  • Alfried: Maximillion, that greedy madness of yours is going to ruin you and get you into a lot of trouble someday.
  • Maximillion: Oh, big scary words from someone who's a feathery pile of sticks.
  • Alfred: I-dah-oh-I-Well, I never!
  • Derek: Don't listen to him, Alfred. I'm sure Maximillion will get what's coming to him.
  • Maximillion: Oh, I'm gonna get something alright. I'm gonna get rich!
  • Fluttershy: How dare he!
  • Marenia: Fluttershy, calm down!
  • Fluttershy: Calm down? Just who does that Makunga-ripoff think he is? Polluting the ocean for greed? He should be ashamed of himself!
  • Marenia: But we can't risk exposing ourselves if you do something crazy. We're merponies. If they see us, it's easy access to easy street. The crew and that lion would try to make a fortune out of us. Look, Derek will handle this out eventually.
  • Fluttershy: It would be nice if...if you were the one to help Derek get the power to stop Maximillion.
  • Marenia: I wish I could if Dead Sea would allow it. I'd do anything to be with him, too. But we have to keep our cover.
  • Fluttershy: (Sighs) Okay. (Suddenly a thunderstorm is heard)
  • Crow's Nest Man: THUNDERSTORM UP AHEAD!!!
  • Ship's Captain: Oh, perfect! Things were bad enough with Maximillion ruining Derek's birthday party, now we got a storm coming.
  • Maximillion: A storm? Don't let it wet my suit, I just got it dry-cleaned.
  • Mareina: Aw, man! The Weather Dolphin warned us that it would be stormy tonight.
  • Wolfgang: Uh, girls, I think it's time to go.
  • Derek: Everyone, prepare the lifeboats! (The Crewmen got the lifeboats out and everyone got on single file, but Maximillion was shoving everyone away)
  • Maximillion: OUT OF MY WAY, ONE SIDE, VERY IMPORTANT LION COMING THROUGH!
  • Crewmember: Hey, pal, you ever heard of a line?
  • Maximillion: Oh, take a hike! (Maximillion shoved some crewmen away from the lifeboat as he took it for himself, not waiting for the others. Maximillion was making a fast escape) I HOPE YOU ALL LEARNED HOW TO SWIM!
  • Alfred: (Shrugs) That guy just sucks!
  • Derek: Oh, what just happened?
  • Crewman: Maximillion stole one of our lifeboats! We're now a boat short, and we won't evacuate the whole crew in time.
  • Derek: Then we'd better hurry and evacuate the guests. And remind me never to invite Maximillion to my birthday party next year.
  • Crewmen: Sure thing, sir!
  • Derek: And Alfred? We'd better start praying to the devines to save us all.
  • Alfred: But sir, we need to consider evacuating. We still have plenty of lifeboats.
  • Derek: Then let's pray we get everyone on the lifeboats in time. (The storm approached) This is it, everyone! Brace yourselves! (A wave began to rise)
  • Ship's Captain: Holy Mother of God! That's one big--
  • Everyone: WAAAAAVVVVEEEE!! (The Wave slammed on them, and swept Derek overboard)
  • Crewmen: Prince overboard!!
  • Alfred: PRINCE DEREK!! (Marenia jumps to the rescue)
  • Wolfgang: We need to help Marenia, mon!
  • Hoarse: Are you mad? If we save him, we're gonna be forced to hold a secret from, of all ponies, Dead Sea! We could be convicted of conspiracy and treason! We could be executed, imprisoned, or worse, exiled!
  • Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare on Hoarse) We're supposed to help Equantica tolerate land creatures! Lesson #1 on doing that is if a person you normally don't like is in trouble, you should help no matter what. Nothing makes bridges between nations like saving a clearly benevolent ruler. If you recall, he shows great concern about what that fat lion would do to YOUR homes in the sea. He might be your only hope to keep you and everyone from getting sick from pollution! SO WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, YOUR SERVITUDE OR YOUR LIVES?!?
  • Hoarse: (Scared by her words)...Okay, you've convinced me. Just call me Hoarse Sherman McTreasoner!
  • Angela: Well, let's do this. If it means being accused of a highly punishable crime, we'll take it.
  • Wolfgang: Well said, girl! (Fluttershy, Wolfgang, Angela, and a reluctant Hoarse jumped out to help Mareina as they all grabbed Derek's unconscious body, and swam for land)
  • Fluttershy: WOW, I never knew horses were so...heavy! URRGGHH!! (They all drag Derek off)

Shore Side

  • Fluttershy: (Derek lays unconscious on the shore while Mareina was sitting by his side in her land pony form)...Marenia, are you sure it's a great idea to be out here? What if someone sees us?
  • Marenia: Don't worry, Savior. Everything is fine. I'm just happy to be close to Derek.
  • Albert: (Flies into the area) Whoa, what happened here?
  • Hoarse: I'm still in a realm of disbelief. Ask Marenia. (Albert flew to Marenia) (Dubbed as Kuzco) I can't believe this is happening.
  • Albert: Hey, let me try to check his pulse.
  • Mareina: Wait, he's still breathing.
  • Albert: He is? I was just gonna check his hoof, too.
  • Fluttershy: I don't know if you can check his pulse through his hoof, Albert.
  • Hoarse: This is a nightmare. I'm gonna wake up soon. Please be a nightmare! Someone pinch me. (Wolfgang pinched him) OW!!!
  • Wolfgang: Consider it my pleasure, mon. You worry more than my cousin in Atlantica, mon.
  • Marenia: (Looks at his face)...Wow, he's even better looking up close....(She starts singing this)
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  • Derek: (He barely wakes, sees Mareina in the sunlight, but was unable to make out her details except her face)...Oh, great. I think I died and gone to Heaven.
  • ???: Derek! (A bark was heard, Marenia retreated back into the ocean as well as the others. Derek was fully awake and barely sees Marenia changing into a merpony, then Spot pounced on him and started to lick him, and Albert flew up to him)
  • Alfred: Derek, You're alright!
  • Derek: Alfred...I saw this incredable girl! I couldn't make out what went on with her, but I think she was...a merpony.
  • Alfred: Girl? Merpony? Forgive my tone sir, but I think you were hallucinating from the sea water. Let's take you home. (As they leave, Marenia was at a far enough distance at a rock)
  • Albert:...I think he likes her.
  • Wolfgang: Oh yeah, mon. Destiny in the making, mon.
  • Angela: I think it can work.
  • Hoarse: Okay, let's all agree that this did not happen. None of this ever happened, and was nothing but a dream, okay? No telling Dead Sea or Oceanious, or anyone else for that matter. We'll be judged poorly for this. I warned you of the consequences, but you wouldn't listen, so we have no choice but to keep this a secret.
  • Fluttershy: We had to do it, Hoarse! You know what would happen if we didn't.
  • Hoarse: I know, but the risks still stand. We must not let anyone know. You won't tell them, I won't tell them, I will stay in one place, no questions asked. (After the end part of the song, the Mako Sharks saw the whole thing from far away)

Geogra's Lair

  • Geogra: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! I can't stand it! This is even better than I thought! The child and her friends just couldn't risk getting their butts banished by saving a certain horse. And not just any horse, a PRINCE! (Chuckles) And Old Man Dead-In-The-Heart-Sea will love that.
  • Bear-Trap: And we know what will happen next when that happens right, mistress?
  • Geogra: Indeed. When Dead Sea finds out, he will have to summon the big guns.
  • Snap-Jaw: Yeah, the Sea Changlings.
  • Bear-Trap: Oh, this is gonna be hilarious.
  • Geogra: There's one more detail to take care of. With Marenia and her possie exiled or executed, Dead Sea will have to replace Marenia with her older silbings as the Savior's new heralds. He had his fun imprisoning them, but now that Marenia has broken her promise AND the law and will have to be punished for it, she will soon be stripped of her position as the Savior's herald while her siblings take control....or worse.
  • Snap-Jaw: But, what if the Savior does something to prompt Dead Sea not to go too far with this in terms of not having Marenia executed or exiled, like forcing him into allowing her to live and still live in Equantica?
  • Geogra: No skin off my nose, I'm sure he will still do a punishment on her. Whether it's traditional or a make-shift, Marenia will be alone, and that's when the Window of Opportunity is open, boys.
  • Bear-trap: Good plan, Mistress. (Geogra chuckles maniacally)

A Coral Reef near Equantica

  • Hoarse: (While Fluttershy was briefly and whimsically surrounded by fish, sea life, and colorful reefs, Marenia was in a love daze) I'm not sure this is going to last, guys.
  • Angela: I agree. With Marenia like this, she's gonna make Oceanious or Dead Sea suspicious. Not to mention that Dead Sea can sense law-breakers by analyzing their behavior.
  • Wolfgang: Then we can't let Dead Sea see her like this. One glance at this, and she's sacked, mon.
  • Hoarse: So how do we do it? I'm fatally allergic to the Executioner's Ax!
  • Wolfgang: I don't know, but it must be done, mon.
  • Fluttershy: (Comes back after enjoying herself)...Is she still dazed?
  • Angela: Yep. With her like this, it'll be impossible to keep this a secret, even from someone as smart and ominous as Dead Sea.
  • Fluttershy: Well, we need to keep her away from him, then. He'll have us--(Gets shocked)...Uh, guys? Look! (Dead Sea heads for their location)
  • Hoarse: Holy crap! Marenia, I think we should be going.
  • Marenia: But why? I feel better than I ever have in years.
  • Fluttershy: Just come with us. (The group drags Marenia away)
  • Marenia: WHOA!
  • Dead Sea: (Arrives, and picks up a scent with his forked snake tongue)...That smell...it smells like...(Sniffs)...adrenaline and pheromones....(Finds nothing)...Somehow I think I'm losing my mind. I mean, I can tell adrenaline means trouble, but pheromones...seem to make no sense. Must be another of Geogra's attempts to drive me mad. Blast that shark! And blast Oceanious for rejecting my plans to make her a better protector. (Grumbled as he swam off)...
  • Angela: Man, that was close!
  • Wolfgang: Yeah, mon. If Fluttershy hadn't saved our skins, Marenia and the rest of us would be as good as doomed.
  • Hoarse: But still, we need a way to snap Marenia out of her love daze before we even so much as dream to take her to public! Any ideas?
  • Fluttershy: (Sighs) I wish my friends were here.
  • Hoarse: Well, they aren't. Even if they were, they wouldn't help. Dead Sea is nothing but trouble for us, and he can have us killed, or worse, ostracized! I appreciate that this Derek guy wants to protect our underwater homes, but I don't think Dead Sea would approve.
  • Fluttershy: Well, after we snap Marenia out of her love daze, I'm sure we'll think of something.
  • Wolfgang: Yeah, mon. Dead Sea may be a strict ruler, but even if we were to stand up to him, and reveal his cruel words, his Sea Changelings and his power could still rat us out.
  • Fluttershy: Sea Changelings?
  • Hoarse: They used to be merponies, but they were changed into sea beasts. Then after a while, they were changed to a particular beast, a Changeling of the sea by Dead Sea's magic.
  • Angela: Ruthless, huh?
  • Fluttershy: But why?
  • Wolfgang: Girl, thanks to his parent's abuse and the royal family's mistake of taking him into the court, a seed of a lust for power has already grown in Dead Sea's mind like a poison.
  • Hoarse: Also because that Oceanious once refused to make Geogra the protector, and forced him into forsaking replacing the Purple Sea Dragon. He vowed to make sure Oceanious would always bow to his decisions. Those Sea Changelings are just so powerful, nopony has ever survived their mental and physical slaughter.
  • Angela: Yeah, Dead Sea is a strict tyrannical loose cannon.
  • Fluttershy: Well, if there's anything I've been finding out about Dead Sea, it's that I think he's in love with me. If he tries to do anything, I'll say I'll never love him or marry him.
  • Hoarse:...That might be crazy enough to work. He wouldn't want you to hate him. But still, we need a way to snap Marenia into reality.
  • Wolfgang: Yeah, mon, because that girl's heart is starting to run away with her head.
  • Marenia: Oh, I'll be fine, guys. I'm sure Dead Sea won't suspect a thing if I just stay away from him until I can calm down.
  • Wolfgang: Marenia, that's just not enough. You must get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs.
  • Marenia: I must see him again! I think I know just how to do it. Albert says he's going out to the beach again to think of what he saw of me, and that might be the perfect chance to see him...
  • Wolfgang: Marenia, you must understand, your life is just as important as...well...your life. (He swims to Marenia) You see, Marenia, that horse prince man is fine and all, but the rest of the world is far from perfect. Not to mention a Snoresville, mon. Now the Sea mon, it's everything a merpony could ask for. You see, the land up there it's a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there besides that prince you like, mon!

(This song follows)

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  • Marenia:...Well, okay, I understand. Though I still love Derek and I'm very grateful I saved his life, I'll keep myself under control.
  • Hoarse: Oh, finally. I knew Wolfgang's Uncle's song would pay off. Now for our sakes as well as your own, dismiss Derek from your mind or it's the Executioner's Ax or banishment for the four of us.
  • Mareina: I don't think I can help it, Hoarse. He makes me smile. He fills my heart with joy. He said he might have gone to Heaven when he saw me. That's a clear sign that he just LOVES me!
  • Hoarse:...Okay, it may be my fault I brought Derek back into this. Okay, fine. You can still think about Derek, but don't do it publicly. Especially not in front of Dead Sea.
  • Familer Voice: Oh, really? (Oceanious is seen, and all five gasped) Do not fret. Dead Sea is not around me. Unlike him, I easily accepted Marenia's love.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, yes, I heard it before.
  • Oceanious: I promise I will keep my daughter's love a secret from Dead Sea. Because I now know the truth.
  • Fluttershy: You do?
  • Marenia: My fault. I eavesdropped on you when your pony friends came.
  • Oceanious: While I know what Dead Sea has done, we had to keep it to ourselves because we know what he's capable of. We have to wait until the right time to make the first move. It's our only chance.
  • Fluttershy: Then my friends will have to find the Trident of Benevolence while we keep Dead Sea's fury at bay for the time being.
  • Oceanious: No one knows what became of the pirate captain's corpse or the Trident. Neither were ever seen again. Any attempts will be fruitless.
  • Wolfgang: Wait a sec. The current leader of the Ham-Dam, McFluffy, might know where the pirates hid the Trident and the treasure they stole might be. I mean, your highness, he's responsible for being able to return the kidnapped merponies of those pirates to you a few many years or so after that very long ago raid.
  • Oceanious: Oh, yeah. I remember he looked very young. He's the reason I even made an alliance to the island, and when Wajinga eventually appeared 2 years later. But I'm not sure he's still alive. The life of the Ham-Dam is infamously hazardous.
  • Wolfgang: Oh, he's still leader of the Ham-Dam. He's as benevolent as the Trident itself as well as a brave fighter. He lost his leg to Tacor once.
  • Marenia: And McFluffy wanted some serious payback on that leopard ever since. I remember that part.
  • Hoarse: But I'm sure he's kinda old now considering how long ago his rescue of the merponies were. Unlike the merponies in Equantica, mortal creatures like him don't stay young forever. I think he may be somewhat delusional and confused now, not to mention tending to have violent outbursts.
  • Oceanious: Nonetheless, he has a good heart as long as the Savior's friends do him a favor that will get them on his good side.
  • Fluttershy: But Dead Sea almost found us. Your daughter is still thinking about Derek. We need to help Marenia to control herself before we could show her back in the public.
  • Oceanious: I'll handle this, Savior. (Turning to Marenia) Child, as much as I am proud of you for saving Derek's life from that storm and accept your love for him, you must control yourself in front of our subjects and Dead Sea. It would be unwise to arouse his fury further along with him passing out your fate as well as Angela, Wolfgang and Hoarse's. Your siblings and I can't bare to see you and you friends ether banished from Equantica or killed by the Executioner's Ax.
  • Mareina: Okay...I'll-I'll try.
  • Hoarse: You'd better, for the four of our sakes!
  • Wolfgang: I know you tend to be very demanding when scared, mon, but lighten up.
  • Hoarse: I can't help it. I dont want to be either decapitated or kicked out of Equantica today.
  • Oceanious: Well, I'd better return to the palace before Dead Sea begins to get curious of my absence. (She left)
  • Fluttershy: It's okay, guys. My friends will help you rid Equantica of Dead Sea forever, but until they find the Trident, they'll need more time to find out where it is. If Dead Sea does find out about you guys saving Derek, I'll do whatever I can to talk him out of it, even if it means breaking his heart.
  • Hoarse: And despite how powerful and strict he is? How are you going to stand up to him? (Fluttershy just gave Hoarse the Stare to prove her point of what her secret weapon is) AARRGHHH!! (Hoarse hid behind a rock in fear)...Goodness! That move again. I'm sure considering how fish tend to be shy these days, I'm sure not even a merpony could resist that.
  • Angela: Relax, Hoarse, she didn't intend to scare you like that.
  • Hoarse: (Still shaking) I know.
  • Fluttershy: I think we should head back now.

Equantica Palace

  • Hoarse: (He, Wolfgang, and Angela were sitting inside a cave filled with glowing algae, embroidered jewels, large kelp and sea flower gardens sin the shape of a circle, and window holes. Hoarse sits on one of the window holes while Angela and Wolfgang were sitting in the center of the garden) Man, what a week. I can't believe the crazy things I ended up having to do today. The story of my life.
  • Wolfgang: Calm down, mon. You've got to stop overreacting.
  • Hoarse: I can't help it! We sea horses can't swim very fast, you know! Any predator doesn't have much of a problem just snagging a defenseless sea horse. We're generally sitting ducks.
  • Angela: Hoarse, listen to you, you're being a total worry-wart.
  • Hoarse: Oh, sure. That's coming from two people that are better at defending themselves. Angela, angelfish are convenient swimmers, and crabs, oh, they have those claws to defend themselves with, and a thick shell! What do sea horses have? ABSOLUTELY GODDAMN NOTHING!!! Except that we somewhat resemble horses. Other than that, nothing. We're bad swimmers, we can't afford to go to open waters where predators or the current can claim our kind's lives! It's a miracle we're not extinct yet.
  • Wolfgang: Mon, you gotta learn to stop panicking too much.
  • Hoarse: Easy for you to say, your skin is a built-in suit of armor, and comes free with crab claws.
  • Angela: Hoarse, you shouldn't let fear possess you, or you're never gonna realize how wonderous and grand the world can be.
  • Hoarse: Like what?!? I know for the fact that there's dangerous stuff out there.
  • Wolfgang: Oh, come on, mon! The world can be a fun place if you can give it a chance.
  • Hoarse: Unless I'm convinced otherwise, I just can't.
  • Angela: Oh my, gosh. Being stubborn is one thing, but that's a little too far.
  • Wolfgang: And I thought the Cowardly Lion was a big chicken.
  • Hoarse: I'm not being stubborn! I'm just being practical, safe, and cautious.
  • Angela/Wolfgang: We know!
  • Hoarse: In fact, I stay awake at night wondering why I ever started associating with radicals like you. Then I remembered the answer. My ever far away hope that you guys would finally actually take me seriously for once that isn't by reluctance. And here I am, caught in the middle of Marenia's unheathly obsessions.
  • Wolfgang: Ok, that's STILL going a little too far, mon. You're probably saying that our friendship is nothing but a joke.
  • Hoarse: Oh, really?! NOW YOU LISTEN FOR ONCE WHEN PRIDE IS IN QUESTION, BUT NOT WHEN I'M JUST BEING CONCERNED FOR YOUR SAFETY! (Dead Sea is seen outside the room swimming down the hall as he stopped to hear Hoarse's outbrust and starts eavesdropping with his ear on the wall) Everything was bad enough as it is being lookouts for this cave that is filled Marenia's private collection of land junk he gets from the sea predator ridden ship graveyard, but now this?!? Marenia and Fluttershy dragging us into saving the life of Prince Derek?!? I mean, don't get me wrong, he obviously wants to help the ocean and is totally against that Maximillion lion, but because he's just a prince and not a king, and something about a really retarded rule, he's not able to stop the human's, nor any land creature's, cruelty and/or mistreatment to the sea! Until he gets a bride, he's not gonna be any help to the sea.
  • Wolfgang: Well, Marenia obviously loves him, why can't she marry him?
  • Hoarse: SERIOUSLY?!? You honestly forgotten that though she can get legs when she gets to land, the problem is when wet, BOOM! She becames a merpony again, and before you know it, she's off to be exploited in some freak show. Why are we even having this conversation? I mean, the guy's nice, sure! He cares for the sea, sure! He would probably make a great king! But aside from that, he's still helpless to actually be help. The land's a problematic place until he does get a bride. Marenia's risking her own position by doing this! (Sighs) Look, this is just one of my moods. I rant when I am upset. I feel better now. How's about, we forget this conversation happen everyone?
  • Dead Sea: (To himself) So! Marenia thinks she can just break her promise AND the law by rescuing that dumb prince? Treason! Conspiracy! I'm getting the Sea Changelings this instant. I hope I can do this before my 'proposal' dinner date with the Savior! (Leaves while laughing)
  • Angela: Hoarse, when are you going to stop worrying so much?
  • Hoarse: And then there's the whole accusing me of being a worry-wart! I do not worry, I AM JUST BEING CAUTIOUS!
  • Wolfgang: We get it, mon. Just hope no one finds out about what we, Fluttershy and Marenia did, otherwise its either the chopping block or banishment for us and Marenia. (They all swim out into the hall, and when they go off camera, they are heard screaming)

Marenia's Grotto

  • Marenia: What do you think, Savior? I brought Derek's statue in the collection! It's the greatest piece yet.
  • Fluttershy: It's very nice Marenia. I love it.
  • Marenia: It looks just like him! It even has his eyes. I'm just so happy! I can just be here with this statue for hours. (Giggles until she sees a Merpony near the cave) HEY! THIS A PRIVATE CAVE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT IT! OUT!
  • Merpony: Forgive me, your highness but Dead Sea has asked me to tell the Savior that he is inviting her to dinner back at the Palace.
  • Fluttershy: Tell him I'm not interested! Maybe he's compensating for something.
  • ???: Then I'm afraid we'll just have to take you there by force.
  • Marenia: Savior, get behind me! (Suddenly, blue magic zaps Marenia and a blue flame surrounds her)
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps) MARENIA! (Suddenly two Changeling figures approached Fluttershy. One of them look like Chrysalis, but with a beautiful aqua blue mane and eyes, dragonfly-like wings, a merpony tailfin, and absolutely beautiful dark blue skin. The second figure was a handsome changeling male looking very similar to the Chrysalis look-alike. Between them was Dead Sea, holding Marenia's friends in the same blue flame)
  • Fluttershy: Mr. Dead Sea? What...what're you doing?
  • Dead Sea: This doesn't concern you, my dear. Take her away. (The Sea Changelings take her away)...Alright, Marenia. I'm glad I overheard from these guys about this crime you pulled. I made certain rules, and I EXPECT those rules to be obeyed!
  • Marenia: Dead Sea, I--
  • Dead Sea: Is it true you rescued that Prince Derek horse from drowning?
  • Marenia: Sir, I had to--
  • Dead Sea: Need I remind you that we can't expose ourselves to the surface world? Contact between the land and sea is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! MARENIA, YOU KNOW THAT! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
  • Marenia: Dead Sea, he would've died!
  • Dead Sea: I'm sorry, but rules are rules! You still love him, and I can see now that not even taking away your Alicorn privileges wasn't enough! You need to get your face back in the water, and accept that fact that THIS IS NOT OUR HOME!!! Our home is in Equestria, where we belong. We can't allow other land creatures to attack us, nor can we let Geogra take advantage of it. IT'S FOR OUR SAFETY, MARENIA!!!
  • Marenia: You don't even know Derek!
  • Dead Sea: Oh, I don't have to know him! He's a land creature, just like humans! You think you're meant for him? You're a merpony! You were meant to live in the sea! Safe from those...those...monsters! Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters! Always caring about nothing but greed and power, and NEVER for the environment they live in.
  • Marenia: I don't care! Derek is very different than what you think! Besides, Derek's a horse. A vegetarian like us.
  • Dead Sea: Yes, I understand that he is a horse, but he is preventing you from seeing the fact that we can't be discovered. And I did hear that stuff he's against what is going on, but even then, a hogwash tradition prevents him from actually helping us! If not guilty of being like the other land freaks, he's guilty of being useless to us!
  • Mareina: But all in all, I still love him, and I don't care WHAT you do to me, I will ALWAYS love him. You have no power to take him away from me!
  • Dead Sea: Oh, I assure you I do. I own the Equantican Council. I can do whatever the hell I want with it. Which is why I say this to you: I am going to not only take away your position as herald of the Savior, but I am also keeping you in your merpony form FOREVER! You'll NEVER be an Alicorn for the rest of your life. And if THAT doesn't teach you a lesson, THEN SO BE IT! SEA CHANGELINGS! (The Sea Changelings begin destroying Marenia's collection)
  • Marenia: NO! PLEASE, STOP! STOP! NO! DEAD SEA, NO!!! (Dead Sea destroys the statue of Derek)
  • Hoarse: THE CARNAGE!!! (Angela and Wolfgang are in shock as the carnage ends)
  • Dead Sea: I will see you and your friends in the courthouse tomorrow, Princess! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner date to attend to. (Marenia immediately starts crying on the ground) And as for you three, because I'm in a good mood, you're off the hook. No punishment for you as a debt of gratitude for helping me. Let's go. (He and the Sea Changelings swim away)
  • Hoarse:...Marenia, this is my bad. I was stressed out, and I tend to rant when stressed. I-I-I promise if we pay that ship graveyard a few visits we can--
  • Mareina: Just leave me alone! (Hoarse was in sadness)
  • Wolfgang: Come on, everyone. Marenia wants some time to herself. (The trio left as Marenia continued crying)

Outside the Grotto

  • Fluttershy: Why are you doing this, Ms...
  • Chrysalis look-alike: Atlantqua. And we are doing our jobs here. Dead Sea has ordered us to have Merenia and her friends arrested for violating one of Equantica's strict rules.
  • Fluttershy: But-but how did he find out?
  • Atlantqua: He overheard Marenia's friends talking about it.
  • Fluttershy:...(Sighs) Oh, no!
  • Atlantqua: (Clearly feels awful for everything)....(Sighs) Look, do you think I want to be like this, Savior? Our kind has actually lived in peace with the merponies when we were once like them. It's just that my three daughters, Dead Sea turned them into stone, he would only free them after--
  • Changeling Male: Mother, we promised Dead Sea not to spill his grand plans to take over Equantica by using the Savior and the Prophecy to have the Alicorns exiled--(Covers his mouth) Oops!
  • Fluttershy: What?!?
  • Atlantqua: Oh, great work, Tidetos! The catfish is out of the bag. No matter, we'll have to wipe her memory of what you just said and escort her to Dead Sea for his dinner date while we throw Mareina and her friends in the dungeon until her court case tomorrow.
  • Fluttershy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM!
  • Atlantqua/Tidetos: We don't?
  • Fluttershy: NO! If anyone threatens anyone to get what they want, they shouldn't be given a position of power.
  • Atlantqua: ....You're right. That...haven! Threatening us for obedience. You know, his threats of having us attack Equantica are nothing but bluffs to keep Oceanious in line. He doesn't want to be ruler of ruins. Otherwise, his sorry snake tail would've already be gone.
  • Tidetos: And I just realized something. Your power is 2000 times stronger than Dead Sea. You could've just undid the curse yourself.
  • Atlantqua: But, what's to stop him from doing it again?
  • Fluttershy: Leave that to me.
  • Tidetos: Thank you, Savior. Now, we'd better stop the order to destroy this collection before it's too la--(Suddenly they see Dead Sea)
  • Dead Sea: Atlantqua, Tidetos? I've already disposed of the junk she scrapped up, and I told her that her trial will begin tomorrow. I hope the Savior won't mind if she had a new herald after this. I'm also inviting her to a dinner date in 2 hours.
  • Atlantqua:...Of course, sir.
  • Dead Sea: I'm sorry if this upsets you after how you two have bonded so much, Savior. But I only did it for the good of our kingdom.
  • Fluttershy:...I understand, sir.
  • Dead Sea: Great. You two have her ready in 2 hours.
  • Tidetos: Yes, sir. (They swim away with Fluttershy)...Alright, we'll escort you to Oceanious' Throne Room where you can explain everything.
  • Fluttershy: Thank you so much for this favor, you two. I'm forever in your debt. (They swim off)

Marenia's Grotto

  • Marenia: (She is still crying, left fully alone. Suddenly, the two Makos appear)...Hello?...(The Makos appear in front of her, and this song plays as the scene goes on)
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The Little Mermaid on Broadway OST - 15 - Sweet Child

Outside the Grotto

  • Angela: Poor Marenia. I hope Dead Sea pays dearly for this.
  • Wolfgang: Me, too, mon! Especially how he talked to us in front of Marenia! "You're off the hook because I'm Dead Sea, and I'm just too cruel to everyone"! What a jerk, mon.
  • Hoarse: Guys, I didn't mean to screw everything up. It was an accident. You know how I rant on impulse when stressed.
  • Angela: Well, I sure hope it doesn't get much worse. (Suddenly the trio see shadows swimming past them, and Angela gasps) It's Geogra's Makos!
  • Wolfgang: Oh, no, mon! I hope they're not taking Marenia to where I think they're taking her.
  • Hoarse: Those fiends! Taking advantage of a poor girl's grief! (The trio went after them)
  • Hoarse: Marenia, where are you going?
  • Wolfgang: Girl, don't do this! You don't need to see that awful shark.
  • Mareina: I won't listen to you guys anymore! You broke your promise, intentional or not. You blabbed my secret to Dead Sea, now he's holding me on trial for it. So what have I got to lose?
  • Angela: What will Fluttershy and Oceanious think if they find out that you've gone to that wicked witch? Plus, we saw that the Savior left with the Good Sea Changelings to give Dead Sea what is coming to him.
  • Marenia: Don't ever speak to me again. We're finished! (She left in a huff as Snap-Jaw and Bear-Trap chuckled maniacally)
  • Hoarse:...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...we need to follow them.
  • Wolfgang: Angela, go get Fluttershy, Oceanious and the Good Sea Changelings. Now that poor girl thinks we've betrayed her, I'm afraid she is about to make the biggest mistake of her life.
  • Angela: Okay, guys! (She swam off)
  • Wolfgang: It's just you and me now, Hoarse mon. Let's go! (The two swim after Marenia and the Makos as fast as they could)

Rescue Ship

  • SpongeBob:...(He wakes up from Celestia's sleeping spell, only to find out that the others are already awake. The wind has died down and the ship was stuck in the middle of the sea. SpongeBob and the others have no memory of the night it was cast. The others were busy sitting around looking bored out of their wits and doing things to pass the time. Celestia, Shen and John shaded themselves from the heat of the Sun since it's taking a toll on everyone. SpongeBob most of all)
  • SpongeBob: Barnacles! Why isn't Celestia doing something about the Sun?
  • Tai: (While having his shirt off and is sweating like crazy) I don't know Sponge, maybe losing that drunken misguided sailor is starting to get to her.
  • Matt: Same here. (Mimi is seen sunbathing while puting sun-tan lotion on her body with Palamon getting a drink of fresh water from a bucket)
  • Icky: (Groans) I once sang in my song I need Dil like the Sun needs to freeze! Now, I REALLY wish the Sun would just freeze. (Boss Wolf was panting, Po was exhausted from heat, and Gloria was heavily near comatose)
  • Melman: Oh, no! Hippos are not meant to be out of the water for this long! We got, we got, uh, we got to, we got, we got, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! (Melman bucks Palamon off the bucket of water, and pours it on Gloria)
  • Gloria: (Recovering) Ah, that was good. Thanks for that refreshing water, Melman.
  • Icky: Dude, I know (Gasps for a while), I know you were looking out for your girl, but, did you have to kick Palamon in the plant face?
  • Melman: I'm sorry, but it was a life or death situation.
  • Palamon: It's okay, Melman. I got enough water for my roots anyway. (Granny Gricky is seen dumping fruit and peeled vegetables overboard)
  • Gricky: Ashes, lunch time.
  • Crewman #1: That old bird has been throwing our food for a while now! It's all she ever does.
  • Crewman #2: I'm not interested in food! I'm interested in water! And why hasn't the wind moved yet?
  • Crewmen #1: Oy...I'm starting to feel...funny.
  • Purse-Skin: (He, Sea-Claw, and Dead-Brain are seen in a secluded part of the ship) It's been a full week since we left Destiny Islands Port and lost Shamus at sea thanks to El Skales.
  • Sea-Claw: Seven days since we had a breeze. (The atmosphere in the area began to grow intense and it started to affect Purse-Skin and SpongeBob)
  • Purse-Skin: Oh, no, the absorbed yellow lad and I are getting the madness! (Purse-Skin and SpongeBob got up and began dancing like lunatics wich is catching Celestia, Lord Shen and Long John's attention)
  • Celestia: (Sees SpongeBob dancing) SpongeBob?
  • Purse-Skin: I GOT CABIN FEVER!!
  • Spongebob: I GOT IT, TOO!!
  • Lord Shen: What the dickens?!?

(This song plays)

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Muppet Treasure Island Cabin Fever!

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  • Crewman #3: LOOK, THE WIND IS BACK!! (Everyone was murmuring and confused)
  • Dead-Brain:...What was that singing all about?
  • Sea-Claw: What are you talking about?
  • Dead-Brain: Well, we were all singing, and dancing, having a party, dressed in drag, and we all went 'CABIN FEVER, AHH'!
  • Tai: What were we doing?
  • Marty: What's going on here?
  • Crane: What was that about?
  • Crewman #1: I feel like such a fool!
  • Crewman #2: Me, too.
  • Matt: I hope nobody saw that. Embarrassing.
  • SpongeBob: (Looks at Shen, Celestia and Long John who are a bit shocked at what they saw)...(Chuckling nervously) Uh, I'm not sure how much you guys have seen. (Celestia was silent)
  • Lord Shen: What the devil just happened?!?
  • Long John: Cabin Fever. It can make anyone who's been in the sun too long go bananas. Though I must admit, I never saw Cabin Fever like THAT before, making everyone do a song and dance routine.
  • Icky: I think it happened once in that Muppet parody of Treasure Island.
  • Girl Sora: That's because we were there when the Villain League teamed up with The Muppet Version of Long John Silver and when Clockwerk returned and tried to get his revenge on Kairi.
  • Iago: I thought that was familiar.
  • Squidward: But at least we're back at course.
  • Spongebob: Yeah, I sure hope Spyro and Kairi are still alive and okay out there.
  • Gary: Meow. ("Me, too.")
  • Tigress: (Po is seen holding her like a waltz partner)...Never, speak of this, to anyone!
  • Po: Okay. It was great while it lasted.

Chapter 8: Discord Arrives/The Invasion of Tacor/An Unexpected Betrayal/The Quest Continues

Ham-Dam Island Beach

  • Kairi: (Spyro and Kairi are sitting on the beach looking out into the ocean with Sparx perched on Kairi's shoulder. Since losing Fluttershy to the Merponies, making new friends in the form of the island locals as well as enemies in the form of Dead Sea, Georga, Tacor and his lackeys along with the victory gone sour after destroying Blot's new ship, their chances of solving the mystery of the Treasure and it's connection to the Purple Dragons and finding the Trident of Benvolence are slim to none) Fluttershy's sure to be in some trouble, isn't she?
  • Sparx: Uh, yeah. She's in danger of being forcefully married to a sociopath that might drown anyone when given the chance. Of COURSE she's sure to be in some trouble.
  • Spyro: Boy, some crazy week this has been. Like Scootaloo told us. She and her friends were just trying to earn their cutie marks by teaching Fluttershy how to swim. Who knew Fluttershy would ended up being turned into a merpony and being taken from us which led to us discovering a lost nation? Kairi, Riku and the others becoming merbeings except for me, Sparx, Cynder and Spike due to my semi-aquatic abilities and that of Cynder's and Spike's, along with your bubble, along with meeting good friends and dealing with a series of unexpected events.
  • Sparx: And Cobra unknowingly gave us an exciting adventure of a vacation in an attempt to have us killed.
  • Spyro: Yeah, and we made it this far by sticking together. And I've keep you safe every step of the way, haven't I? (Kairi sighed) Kairi? What's wrong?
  • Kairi: I'm not sure if I'm ready to face Godmother Celestia about losing the one of the Elements of Harmony and finding the Trident of Benevolence in time.
  • Spyro: So am I, but we have to try. Because if we don't learn about the connection between me, my kind and the treasure, then everything we've been through, everything we've gained and almost lost, it would all have been for nothing.
  • Sparx: Look, it sucks we lost Fluttershy, but we still have each other.
  • Spyro: Sparx is right. With or without Fluttershy, we're still each other's family.
  • Kairi: Yeah, your right. We did make it this far. I think we should spend time with Twilight and the other ponies more often in the future.
  • Sparx: But maybe in places that are less likely to be manipulated by a snake madman.

Jungle

  • Spike: (He, the ponies, and Riku are looking at the ground, with a strange lamp that looks like a genie's lamp) Girls, look at this. (Pinkie, out of curiosity, picks it up)
  • Pinkie: What is it?
  • Twilight: Uh, Pinkie, I don't think its a good idea to pick this up. We dont know what it is.
  • Pinkie: But it's a thingy.
  • Applebloom: Maybe it's a genie's lamp, with a genie in it.
  • Scootaloo: Or maybe a spirit guide.
  • Sweetie Belle: OR A DOLPHIN! (Everyone stared at her)...What?
  • Cynder: You guys know something? I'm starting to think that this lamp bares a resemblance to Genie's lamp.
  • Scootaloo: Except for that lamp shade.
  • Gilda: So, I'm guessing a genie. A genie that can help us get out of here already.
  • Riku: Guys, wait a sec, I have a better idea.
  • Gilda: (Stunned at what Riku had said) Come again?
  • Riku: I have a better idea then just leaving the island. If this lamp does have a genie, how about we wish for Spyro and Kairi to have the best Brother and Sister Anniversary ever by making this place a tropical getaway spot instead?
  • Trixie:...THAT'S A WASTE OF A WISH!
  • Twilight: Not to mention doing so without the islanders' consent would be wrong.
  • Riku:...Of course Scroopfan would pull this on me.
  • Rarity: How's about something that'll actually be helpful, we wished for the Trident of Benevolence to be found, the villains rightfully imprisoned, the merponies to go back to Equestia, Fluttershy to come back to us, and for ME to become the pony every pony should know.
  • Sweetie Belle: 3 wishes, remember?
  • Rarity: DRAT!
  • Gilda: Uh, yeah, let's focus on the important stuff, first. Then we can be seriously greedy with this.
  • Pinkie: But let's clean it, first. This is really dirty. (Spits on the lamp, and started to rub the lamp)
  • Everyone: NOO!!!
  • Pinkie: What?-- (The lamp started to freak out in a similar way to Genie's lamp, as serious amount of smoke bursted out of nowhere, and everything went crazy. The girls, Riku, and Spike began to freak out as a huge familiar Draconequus begins to form)
  • ???: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAHH! (Suddenly, it's revealed to be Discord)
  • Discord: *Crack* OY!!...ABOUT TIME, I WAS STARTING TO GET A CRICK IN THE NECK! Plus, what kind of person spits on a Genie's lamp? That's nasty! (Wipes the saliva off of him)
  • Everyone: DISCORD?!?
  • Discord: In the flesh and blood. Hello, Twilight, Spike, Mane 4, Griffin pal of Rainbow Dash and Merlin's apprentice, and of course Cobra's favorite girl and Maleficent's former errand boy. Good to see you all again. Oh, hang on a sec. (Snaps, and Spyro's groups' supplies and items they lost since the Pirates attacked them at sea appear)
  • Gilda: You just...helped us? But, I thought--
  • Discord: That I was evil? Deluded? Mad? Looney? Well, I'm fully aware Celestia and/or her personal favorites of the herd neglected to inform you Shell Lodgers that (Makes a Villain League official member license appear) my membership is officially expired! (A huge red bold words of what Discord said that are on the license appeared)
  • Trixie: Why did those jerks fire you?
  • Twilight: Well, guys...there's something we've been meaning to explain.

Flashback

  • Twilight: With all do respect, Princess Celestia, HOW COULD YOU BRING DISCORD HERE?!?
  • Celestia: I have use for Discord's magic if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil. This is why I brought Discord here.
  • Discord: (Later) You ponies truly believe you can reform me, and you're putting your fate in THIS one here to make it happen. Oh, it makes me wanna pinch your little horsey cheeks.
  • Twilight: If it turns out we have to use the Elements against you, I'm sure we can convince Princess Celestia it was for a good reason.
  • Discord: (Shrugs) I suppose that's correct. (Corrupts beavers) Oopsy. Well, it looks like I know where I'll be crashing while I'm being 'reformed'. With YOU, Fluttershy. (Cackles)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Later) What's wrong with you?!? Why do you keep cutting him so much slack?!?
  • Fluttershy: Because that's what friends do.
  • Discord:...We're friends?
  • Fluttershy: Of course. I never knew my house to be this lively until you came along.
  • Discord:...Oh...well, I've...never really had a friend before.
  • Fluttershy: Well, now you do.
  • Discord: (Later) Oh, Fluttershy, there you are. A sight for sore eyes.
  • Fluttershy: As you can see, there is a big mess here at Sweet Apple Acres.
  • Discord: Hmm, yes, awful business.
  • Fluttershy: It IS awful. This is Applejack's home, and it's being destroyed by innocent creatures that wouldn't be acting this way if it weren't for your reckless behavior. You need to fix this.
  • Discord: Of course, I will fix it, I only ask one thing in return.
  • Fluttershy: Yes?
  • Discord: I ask that you NEVER use your Element of Harmony against me...as a sign of our friendship.
  • Fluttershy: I will never use my Element against you.
  • Discord: Excellent! (Freezes the flood)
  • Fluttershy: DISCORD! That's NOT fixing it!
  • Spike: Here, Fluttershy!
  • Twilight: He fixes this, or he goes back to being stone! Princess Celestia will understand!
  • Fluttershy:...I made a promise not to use my Element against him, and I'm going to keep it.
  • Discord: HAH! You see? She wants to skate with me because we're friends! She can't use the Elements against me because WE'RE FRIENDS! I'm free forever! (Cackles)
  • Fluttershy:...NOT, YOUR, FRIEND!!!
  • Discord: Who cares? I can do whatever I want, whenever I want! I'm Discord, the master of chaos! You think you can boss Discord around? You think I'm just gonna turn all this back because YOU say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had?...(Realizes)...Oh....Well played, Fluttershy. Well played. (Turns everything back to normal. Everyone cheers for Fluttershy) I liked it better my way, but I guess when your friends, you can't always have things exactly your way all the time.
  • Twilight: (Later) You were right, when you chose Fluttershy as the one to reform Discord. By treating Discord as a friend, she got him to realize that friendship was actually important to him. Something that once he had, he didn't wanna lose.
  • Fluttershy: Go on, say it.
  • Discord:...Alright, friendship is magic.
  • Fluttershy: See? He can be a real sweetheart once you get to know him.

Present

  • Cynder: And you didn't told us this sooner, why?
  • Applejack: Well, we're not holding on breath on the fact he really DID change. He still left a bad taste in our mouths that ain't gonna be washed away so easily.
  • Twilight: And you won't see me saying nice things about him, especially that he ate the pages in my spell books.
  • Discord: You know, I warned Celestia you guys would be skeptical. I--
  • Everyone: CELESTIA SENT YOU?
  • Discord: To make this short, Celestia and the Lodgers know what Lord Cobramort put you guys into this predicament. So they are looking for you but they hit a little snag in the form of a poor drunken misguided salior who knows that Taiklar and the Treasure are real and is trying to return it to it's rightful owners but they called him a liar and the same storm caused by Cobra that started your adventure left the poor man to die at sea all because Celestia has kept her parents' deaths a secret from them.
  • Spike: Gee, she probably didn't want Shen to worry about Celestia's safety, or to all together keep her from attending, or, something bigger.
  • Discord: You have no idea, Spike....Say, where is Fluttershy, Kairi, Her Purple Dragon of a brother and his little Dragonfly sidekick? (Suddenly, he is burned in the butt by fire, and Discord lets out a Tom scream, jumps straight into space, and falls back down into pieces, literally. He puts himself back together magically) WHAT THE HECK WAS THA--(Spyro pounces on him) OOF!
  • Spyro: HOW DARE YOU COME BACK, DISCORD?!? IF COBRA SENT YOU, I'M SENDING YOU BACK IN PIECES!!
  • Sparx: Oh yeah, give it to him good. (Riku quickly changes into his Ansem Avatar form and summons his Guardian to restrain Spyro from hurting Discord)
  • Spyro: RIKU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? DISCORD'S ONE OF THE LEAGUE!!
  • Discord: Listen, you purple reptile, why don't you stop being an overprotective idiot and take a good look at this! (He shows Spyro his Villain Leaguer Official License with the red 'Expried' bold words on it)
  • Spyro:...Why would the League fire one of the most powerful Non-Darkspawn in Equestia?
  • Discord: It's not exactly through their consent. I quit all by myself. I just went right to their lair and said "I'm done, bitches! I'm through being nothing but trouble for you. I'm NEVER doing evil for you sadists again!". I can't imagine what their reactions were when I said that. (Chuckles)
  • Spyro: What do you mean?
  • Twilight: Spyro, we need to talk to you, Sparx and Kairi. And Riku, keep Spyro restrained until he hears why Discord is no longer with the League.
  • Spyro: What's going on here?
  • Twilight: Well, Celestia wanted to have Discord reformed, and charged Fluttershy with that responsibility. At first, it went awful. VERY awful. But it worked. Fluttershy showed him that friendship was something valuable and something he didn't want to lose.
  • Rainbow Dash: So, yeah. Discord's a good guy now....Kinda. And Celestia sent him here to help us.
  • Spyro: So, Celestia had something to do with this? And you're sure you still don't understand her intentions with 'reforming Discord' other than what she mentioned before?
  • Twilight: Aside of wanting Discord to use his powers for good, I still don't understand why she would do that. I may have great respect for her, but she works in ways even I can't understand.
  • Spyro: Then I guess now that Discord is no longer a bad guy, I guess I'll give him a chance. (Ansem-Avatar Riku's Guardian turns Spyro to Discord) Sorry I attacked you, Discord. Sparx and I didn't know Celestia had Fluttershy reform you and Celestia sent you to help us. My bad. (Sees the group's lost items) Did you find our lost belongings after Blot and the pirates attacked us at sea and brought them here?
  • Applejack: Don't be too quick to get friendly with him. Just because he's changed, doesn't mean he's not able to go back to going nuts again.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah! We get Celestia sent you to help us out, but that doesn't mean we'll completely feel safe turning our backs on you.
  • Discord: Oh, puh-leeze! It wasn't like I tried to kill anyone or anything! Killing just wasn't in my nature when I was a bad guy. All I am guilty of is enjoying chaos and surrealism a tad too much.
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Timon) He has a point.
  • ???: That's not your only crime!
  • Discord: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. (Everyone sees Kairi, looking down in pinnacle sadness)
  • Applejack: Oh, nellie.
  • Rainbow Dash: Head's up, Cordy, looks like you're gonna have it served to you hard. (Kairi looks up angrily at Discord)
  • Spike: This isn't gonna end good.
  • Discord: (Gulps)
  • Kairi: How could you just come here, after what you did?
  • Discord: (Looking nervous at Kairi) Uh, is it somthing I really did in the past? Like...uh...making you look bad in front of Lord Shen? (Chuckles)...No? Was it when I reversed your personality the first time we met? That was...(Chuckles)...No? Well, what about--
  • Kairi/Spyro/Twilight: We know about your curse on Equantica!
  • Discord: Equantica? You mean it's here? Huh, I always did wonder where that teleportation curse placed them.
  • Kairi: Well, the merponies have been through a lot thanks to you and you also indirectly created two great possible threats to them.
  • Discord: What are you talking about? All I did was curse them to be, somewhere else. I didn't bother with much else after that....Well, okay, I did put a sea lice in Oceanious' tail, but nothing very major.
  • Twilight: I think it's time to bring you up to speed, Discord. Fluttershy isn't here because during this mission, she was getting interested in life underwater.
  • Applebloom: And it was kind of our fault for bringing up events that turned her into a Merpony, and lead her straight to Equantica.
  • Scootaloo: Not a bad place, either. Very beautiful.
  • Twilight: But they're currently being faced with two threats: A sociopath merpony named Dead Sea.
  • Discord: Dead Sea? You mean that pony who sounds like Alan Rickman?
  • Pinkie: We haven't actually met him, so we haven't heard his voice.
  • Twilight: We found out that his abusive parents have turned him into a complete sociopath who took his problems on the merponies of Equantica by killing the Purple Sea Dragon and the Island Dragons that were nearby, and cost Equantica the Trident of Benevolence which keeps them tolerant of land creatures. We also heard something about a tiger shark named Geogra who's one of the reasons why merponies despise humans and other land creatures.
  • Rainbow Dash: We just never expected that you would be responsible for the origin of these problems.
  • Discord: Oh.... Well, that explains why Fluttershy isn't here. You're not gonna hold this against me, are you? Celestia is aware I cursed Equantica to end up somewhere else, but she didn't know it was here.
  • Kairi: Not only that, but Oceanious has branded me and Spyro enemies of Equantica that is which is under Dead Sea's orders. We're not going to get Fluttershy back unless we find the Trident of Benvolence, put Dead Sea and Geogra in their places once and for all and return the Trident of Benvolence to it's rightful home.
  • Discord: Oh come on! I-I was at a serious chaos high back then. (Kairi got her Keyblade out) Oh, shit! (Kairi attacks, but Discord teleports out of the way) Kairi, wait a minute, let's not make hasty decisions. (While putting on a pair of glasses while dubbed as King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph) You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? (Kairi charged, but Discord teleported out of the way in time, reappearing on a tree) I didn't think things through back then! (Kairi kept on smacking the tree with her Keyblade, and Discord is shaking as he is about to lose his balance) Can we just talk about this?
  • Spike: Woah, I haven't seen her so mad.
  • Twilight: I guess that's understandable since he corrupted her into being the opposite of her true self like he did to us. (Discord flew off by flying away)
  • Discord: Could someone please calm her down?!? I honestly didn't know the magic I used would have this effect on them. It was so long ago I kinda forgot about it by reflex! (Kairi got exhausted and broke down crying while her falling tears change Kairi into her mermaid form)...I-I honestly didn't think the curse I used was THAT powerful. (Kairi is still crying while Ansem-Avatar Riku's Guardian let Spyro go while changing back to normal Riku. Spyro, Sparx, Riku, Spike and the girls go over to the crying mermaid Kairi comforting her with Spyro putting his wing on her) ("I knew this was a bad idea.")
  • Twilight: (While putting her hoof on Kairi while she's still crying in her mermaid form) Discord, you probably didn't mean to do this to Kairi, and I am sure Celestia didn't realize that Equantica's here, but you and the princess picked a most inopportune time. Fluttershy was taken by the Merponies, and they don't trust Kairi because she's a human, and humans here appeartently have wronged them a lot, especially Taiklar! He claimed the king of Equantica's life, and almost killed the queen, and stolen the Trident of Benevolence.
  • Discord: Look, I tried to tell Celestia not to drag me into this. She-she didn't realise Equantica was here.
  • Spyro: I know. And Kairi, please, stop crying. Discord's changed, alright?
  • Kairi: But how? *Sniff* Is it THAT easy to reform someone of unimaginable power?
  • Discord: To a pony like Fluttershy, it would.
  • Kairi: Fluttershy?
  • Discord: I know what your thinking. Always the quiet ones.
  • Rainbow Dash: Discord, you kinda came at a REALLY bad time. Without Fluttershy to keep you straight, how do we know you won't be filling the skies with cotton candy clouds with chocolate milk rain?
  • Pinkie Pie: Which, personally to me, isn't all that bad...As long as you remember the dallops of whip cream to go with it. (Twilight groaned in annoyance of Pinkie's inopportune comment)
  • Applejack: Bottom line, we just can't afford to trust you right now.
  • Discord: Well, then I guess I'm not meant to give you your childhood music box and that picture you drew for Celestia and Luna to prove to you that I'm now reformed after all. I know when I'm not wanted. (Discord placed down the items, and began to walk away. Kairi who is still in her mermaid form while tears are still in her eyes looks at a familiar golden round object and a piece of paper that Discord dropped while walking away. Discord began to fly away as Kairi picked the music box up and opens it which plays Once Upon A December while tiny figures of Celestia and Luna appear magically and a song begins to sing in her head)
  • (Celestia): (Singing) On the wind, cross the sea, hear this song and remember...
  • Kairi: (Singing as more tears appeared) 'Soon you'll be home with me, Once Upon A December...DISCORD, DON'T GO! (Discord paused to hear Kairi say that)
  • Sparx: What's Kairi doing? I don't like it.
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • Applejack: I think that there music box just proved to Kairi that he really is sorry. (Discord returns as Kairi drags herself to him despite she still has her tailfin and hugs him)
  • Discord: Kairi, try to understand. I'm no one now, just a former chaos loving fool, a new castaway from the darkness and now an exile from the Villain League.
  • Kairi: Spyro, come here, say something to him. (Spyro comes over while Spike, Riku and the girls look at the paper Discord left)
  • Spike: Looks like something I expect to see in Cheerilee's class.
  • Twilight: Kairi, did you draw this?
  • Gilda: Of course she did, her name's on it.
  • Everyone: Gilda!
  • Gilda: What? It really is.
  • Spyro: (Approching Discord with Kairi still hugging him) I...I was not expecting this.
  • Kairi: Here...(Gives Discord a lucky charm made from Thalassa shells) You'll understand.
  • Discord: (While his heart felt up by the lucky charm) Well played, Kairi, my god niece. Very well played.
  • Gilda: Still don't trust him.
  • Sparx: Gilda, could you not ruin this golden moment?
  • Discord: Dear Friends, (Music comes from nowhere) I don't think you quite realize what Celestia gave you here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities? (He starts singing his own chaotic version of this song)
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Friend Like Discord

Discord's Version of the Song

  • Trixie: Well that competely came out of nowhere.
  • Discord: Okay now, Kairi. Let's dry those tears and get your legs back.
  • Sparx: Oh, not necessary. Once she dries, she gets legs again.
  • Applejack: (Groans) I still don't feel comfortable about this.
  • Twilight: Though you've proven yourself, we aren't gonna trust you just yet. We want to do a test run first. If your chaotic magic does more than occasionally be distracting, then we'll be convinced.
  • Discord: Well, better than nothing.
  • Spyro: Go on, Twilight! If Discord has changed for the better and you guys are wrong about not trusting him, then we'll give him a chance.
  • Spike: Is now really a good time to gamble?
  • Sparx: (Imitating Spike) "Is now a really got time to gamble?" Who cares? Let's do the test and get it over with, and then we'll go back to dealing with our problems, alright?
  • Gilda: Guys, he's right. We need to do this somewhere else. Won't the Ham-Dam and the other animals be...concerned...that Dissy here is suddenly hanging with us?
  • Spyro: Oh yeah, we were lucky Wajinga, The Flytrap Bros and Narwhus saved my plan to destory Blot's ship, saved, and united the enslaved Ham-Dam and animals with their families by showing Birdie's past. How are we going to explain this to them?
  • Twilight: Don't worry, Spyro! I'll explain everything to them. I bet Wajinga forgot to mention that Fluttershy also reformed Discord, too.

Ham-Dam Village

  • Twilight:...so we had him reformed, but in sheer luck. He gave us a drawing of Celestia made by Kairi, and a music box to prove his change to good. We may still not be convinced, but we're putting up a test to make sure he's on the right track.
  • Jaggearo: I see. Though we are all still, skeptic of his newfound nature, we shouldn't be quick to distrust him thanks to our still-followed philosophy, even if it's creation was by no true intentions.
  • Twilight: Okay, Discord, are you ready to be tested?
  • Discord: I was born ready. (Turns into a baby) I'm weady to be tested on my good side (Turns back to normal) You all will see that I am now practically reformed once this test is done. But if I failed it due to my lust for chaos still inside me, I know when I'm not wanted or needed. I mean, how hard could it possibly be?
  • Twilight: Well, you once said how you have a problem with Celestia being, and thy qoute, 'grim' and 'boring'. Well, try this on for size. (Makes a magical clone of Celestia) If you can tolerate this Celestia clone's lecture and NOT do something to amuse yourself like pulling a magical prank on her, then it proves your trustworthiness.
  • Celestia Clone: Hello, I'm Princess Celestia. Today, I shall to talk about the very long history on how Equestia came to be.
  • Discord: Oh, fudge! (Kairi and the others looked worried and concerened at this) ("Okay, Discord, you can do this. Prove to Kairi and the others you have changed for the better. Tolerate the clone and listen to it's lecture no matter what!")...

30 minutes later...

  • Discord: (He was on the verge of twitching)...("Must...resist...chaotic impulse!")
  • Sparx: I don't think the dude's gonna last.
  • Kairi: He's gonna make it. I know he can.
  • Discord: (Just as he was about to explode, he remembered the lucky charm Kairi gave him and his twitching came to an end)...("Thanks for this, Kairi. You're a real live-saver.")
  • Celestia Clone:...and that is how Equestria came to be.
  • Twilight: Curious, you didn't turn Celestia into a clown, or gave her a moustache. Okay, you've passed the first test. (She makes the Celestia Clone vanish) Now, it's time for the next test. (She makes an allusion of a city with a serious amount of order) Welcome to Order City, the most organized, peaceful, and most crime-free place ever. If you can last 24 hours WITHOUT even so much as a classic comedy gag, you passed. But I am positive this will be impossible for you since you absoluty HATE order. You are a spirit of disharmony and chaos, and a city with very high order is practically your idea of a very bad place.
  • Discord: Give it your best shot, I am as unbreakable as diamonds!

5 hours later...

  • Discord: MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STO-HO-HO-HOP!!!
  • Gilda: Wow, is he taking this test hard or what?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Laughs) I hate to say it, but this is hilarious!
  • Sparx: Yeah! (Laughs) I-I can't breathe!
  • Kairi: Don't push him, guys.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Why'd I even say 24 hours? I could've gone with 10 or 6.
  • Spike: Either way, Discord is failing BIG time.
  • Twilight: Alright, you know what, you passed.
  • Discord: What?
  • Twilight: You passed the test.
  • Discord: But it isn't tomorrow yet.
  • Twilight: You obviously need a breather, and as do we. We'll just get this mission over with. Would you like to help?
  • Discord: I don't know. I'm not sure the merponies will appreciate my presence after cursing them here.
  • Applejack: Not to mention it's gonna be a might awkward to explain this to them.
  • Twilight: Not to worry. I have a spell that can allow them to find out about Discord's change instantly. I just need to look at anyone who sees him, then cast the spell. They'll find out everything, and we won't have to explain it to them.
  • Spyro: Does this spell have any side effects?
  • Sparx: And have you used it before?
  • Twilight: No, I just learned it before we left. And I'm sure it will work because I've been practicing it for a while.
  • Applejack: On who?
  • Twilight: On Banana. He was blaming us for all the trouble he was in with that Orca, so I used the spell to convince him.
  • Banana: I knew I felt a tingle in my head.
  • Pinkie: Well, we might not have to deal with the merponies for a while just yet, we still need the Trident of Benevolence.
  • Rainbow Dash: Can it be as easy as having Discord magically make the Trident appear like he did with our old raft supply?
  • Discord: Well, I can't for 3 reasons: 1. The plot won't allow it. 2. The second producer, Tman, wants his idealism satisfied. And 3. The Trident of Benevolence has magic greater then even mine, so unless it is within a near distance, I can't even touch it.
  • Gilda: It's always has to be something.
  • Twilight: Then we'll have to figure this out ourselves. And if we're lucky enough to find the Shell Lodgers, they might be willing to lend a hand.
  • Discord: And how are we supposed to find it? Wouldn't we need a map?
  • Banana: We got it, but it disintegrated. (Shows him disintegrated map pile)
  • Discord: Oh...but I guess you guys are in luck already. Just watch. (Snaps fingers, and magically fixes the map) Voila!
  • Jaggearo: Whoa!
  • Sparx: WOW! I forgot Discord was capable of stuff like that! Why didn't WE think of that in the first place?
  • Kairi: Way to go, Discord. (Suddenly, the map comes to life, and does the Woody Woodpecker laugh, and jumps around crazily)
  • Applejack: DISCORD!!
  • Discord: Oops, I didn't think things through about the side effects. (The Map jumps on Gilda)
  • Map: KISS ME, BABY!!!
  • Gilda: (Screams, and tears the map apart again)...What the hell was that?
  • Discord: Well, I have yet to fix that problem. I've been evil for a thousand years, and my magic has grown into causing chaotic side effects on most things I use it on.
  • Trixie: I guess it's because Scroopfan doesn't want us to get an advantage THAT easily.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Well, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Magic? Too obvious! Pirated Pirate Ship? Too risky! Hot air balloon? Too expensive! It's hopeless! HOPELESS!!!
  • Trixie: Well, at least we have our old raft and supplies, that's a good sign.
  • Twilight: But we still need a way to find the Trident. And I don't care if it takes us the rest of our lives to do it, we are getting that Trident, and we are gonna save Equantica one way or another.
  • Pinkie: YEAH!...
  • Twilight:...I got nothing sadly.
  • Pinkie: Me neither.
  • Gilda: Do you guys get the feeling that Blot might still have another map?
  • Applejack: I ain't so sure 'bout that.
  • Gilda: Well, there is a possibility that Blot might keep a second map.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well, even if they did, we wouldn't get it. If it wasn't for me, we all would've died.
  • Twilight: Then that means we need reinforcements. And who better to help us than the islanders?
  • Applebloom: Sounds a tad too risky.
  • Applejack: But at this rate, I'm willin' to try anythin'.
  • Sparx: Yeah, last time we tried to charge at them, we were lucky all we got was a fake-out death and injuries.
  • Rainbow Dash: And if it wasn't for me, it would've ended a LOT worse according to Spyro's unconscious dream.
  • Twilight: Then we'll have to distract them somehow.
  • Rarity: This would need thought.
  • ???: Oy, did I hear ye' plan a distraction to get the Trident of Benevolence, lassie?
  • Sparx: (Gasps, being next to a tree) GUYS! THIS TREE TALKED TO ME! AND HE'S SCOTTISH!!
  • Jaggearo: Calm yourself, dragonfly. That was the voice of the Leader of the Ham-Dam, McFluffy. (Suddenly, a squad of Ham-Dam mounted on their kind marched up to Spyro's group while some Coatis dressed in Scottish kilts and were blowing bagpipes followed behind)
  • Longzu: COMPANY HALT!!
  • Banana: Oh, the chief man himself. We really could've used you in kicking Blot out of the cliffs.
  • McFluffy: As much as I want to make those pirates kiss me big bahookie, I wanted to see if these giant weirdos were any good, and so far...Eh...50-50 at best. The Purple Dragon's overcocky, challengin' Blot like that not realizing what he's capable of, the Rainbow one lacks discipline, the Griffin's a big loudmouth, and the White one is too frou-frou! I have mixed feelings for most of ye', and I'm skeptical on you three. (Points at Discord, Riku, and Cynder)
  • Cynder: (Sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why?
  • McFluffy: Regardless of me doubts on the Purple Dragon being strange and overcocky, it's better than not having one at all. I never thought Marenia would go and accuse you and yer' human lady friend as servants of Georga, the creation of that traitorous devil, Dead Sea! By the way, were you bloaks told about the whole 'Dead Sea made Geogra' thing? (Spyro's group just shook their heads 'no') Seems like I got some explainin' to do.
  • Sparx: Yeah...uh...why weren't we told this BEFORE?!?
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • McFluffy: Anyways, I'll tell ya. He created it to make a replacement defender of Equantica after he done killed the Purple Sea Dragon. What a load of bloody horse-shit! Geogra has been intendin' to take over the merponies after she outsmarted the crazy blockhead Dead Sea, and has been turnin' allies of them, even ones on land, against 'em. She nearly had our tiny arses busted if it weren't for the All-Knowledgeable One. Made me wanna drag her body heap all the way on land and just set her ablaze! I say fuck her, and FUCK DEAD SEA FOR MAKIN' HER!
  • Cynder: Whoa...this is worse than we thought.
  • McFluffy: Aye, it surely is, lass. I'll tell you and ya' human lass what? Since yer' good deed of rescuin' the slaves got you on me good side, I'll help ye' find this Trident of Benevolence and we'll muster an army mighty enough to deal with that big overgrown monkey, Blot, his pirate scum, Dead Sea and Geogra if all of ye' do me one personal favor regarding the beast.
  • Sparx: Oh, that's not very nice. Discord and Cynder ain't psychotic anymore.
  • Cynder: Uh, Sparx, I don't think he was talking about Discord or me.
  • Applejack: I don't like where this is going.
  • McFluffy: You see, I got me a personal score to settle with that mangy spotted cat with a sophisticated charm and those jackal and wild dog lackeys of his.
  • Cynder: You mean that leopard Gilda just beat the snot out of?
  • McFluffy: Aye.
  • Applebloom: Aye?
  • McFluffy: Aye-aye, wee filly lass! (Dubbed as Buck from Ice Age 3) He's the one who gave me this! (Shows Spyro's group his pegleg where his left foot used to be)
  • Pinkie: Oh, that's sweet of him. He gave you a pegleg. Were you born with one foot? Can he give us peglegs, too?
  • McFluffy: ...Your Pink friend's a Scottish feast short of a few plates of haggis, isn't she?
  • Twilight: You have no idea, Mr. McFluffy.
  • Kairi: So how did you get your pegleg from Tacor?
  • Sparx: Man, this is gonna be an all-nighter.
  • McFluffy: Ok, everybody, let's get a fire set up and the feast prepared. (Evreyone did what he told them and turns to Spyro's group) Make yourselves comfortable giants, lads. Because not only will we be celebrating your good deeds to save our slaved kin, you're going to hear the story of how I lost me leg to Tacor.
  • Sparx: A bad day at gambling?
  • McFluffy: Not like that, lad!

Ham-Dam Village, Evening

  • McFluffy: (Dubbed as Buck) There I was, my back against the wall, and no way out! Perched on the razor's edge of oblivion...
  • Sparx: I'm more of a Skyrim bug.
  • Banana: It's not THAT kind of Oblivion, dumbass!
  • Sparx: Sorry!
  • McFluffy: But then, out of nowhere, the meanest leopard you've ever seen appeared with an army of ruthless jackals and wild dogs, his eyes were red and fierce as fire itself. I drew me spear and then without warning or sound, CHOMP!
  • Twilight: How could it be without sound if there was a chomp? That counts as a sound.
  • McFluffy: You're kinda missing the point, lass! But after that chomp, me left leg was torn clean off! That pussycat loved the taste of me so well, he's been hunting and devouring me kin ever since. (Puts some war paint on himself)
  • Sparx: Uh, what's going on here?
  • McFluffy: I haven't been able to be honest with ye. Sometime ago before he (Points to Discord) came here, a parrot came in and reported Tacor had declared war on us! Well, if he wants it that way, then I say, BRING ON THE BLOODSHED!
  • Spyro's Group: WAR?!?
  • McFluffy: Aye, I look forward to settle this once and for all. Just you wait, Tacor, yer' gonna get what's comming to ye'. (Chuckles maniacally as bagpipes are heard)
  • Sparx: Am I the only one hearing Scottish music? (This song plays)
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Song of Mor'du (The Hobbit style)

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  • Spyro: Don't you think that's risky? He may possibly have the entire wild dog population at his side.
  • McFluffy: Aye, he does, but since you saved the slaves form the pirates and that you lot are here, we'll become a mighty powerful force than Tacor and his army. That's why we need yer' help, Spyro lad, and the rest.
  • Spyro: I'm sorry, but this is not our battle. Tacor is your problem, Blot is ours. It's wrong of us to get involved in regional conflicts.
  • McFluffy: Did I also forgot to mention that Tacor is also Georga's associate and wants to become her duke ruling Equantica at her side when her plans to take over become a reality? But if ye' rather take on the pirates and never see yer' friend, Fluttershy, again, and blow yer' one chance of finding the Trident of Benevolence, then so be it. I will not make ya' choose.
  • Kairi: Spyro, I know we got our problems but if we help the Ham-Dam with their problem with Tacor, we may have a chance of finding the Trident and getting Fluttershy back.
  • Spyro: It's against the Shell Lodge code! We're supposed to prevent wars, not get involved in them.
  • Sparx: Spyro, just forget the stupid code and think about our change of finding the Trident of Benevolence!
  • Gilda: And if you're gonna be an ingrate to those who want to help you, then we'll do it.
  • Kairi: Forget Spyro's attitude, McFluffy. We'll help you put Tacor in his place.
  • Cynder: Yeah, because where not just doing this for you, we're also doing this for Fluttershy.
  • Twilight: That's right.
  • Rarity: Fighting is not really my thing, I am way more into fashion, but I say LET'S RIP THEM TO PIECES AND MAKE THEM WISH THEY'D NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!
  • Spyro: No! We are not going to get involved in a silly war. As substitute leader, I forbid everyone to get involved in this!
  • Rainbow Dash: Darn it!
  • McFluffy: Have it your way, then, ya' purple chicken. I'll at least draw ye' some directions to Ol' Taiklar's treasure cove.
  • Sparx: Some best friend and substitute leader of the Shell Lodge Squad you are.
  • Riku: How could you make us abandon these guys so easily?
  • Spyro: Look, I'm sorry, but the code can't be ignored.
  • Banana: What?!? You're ditching us?!?
  • Spyro: I only promised to rid of you of Blot. There was nothing about a leopard. We appreciate the stay, but we will leave now. (Spyro and the others left)
  • McFluffy: Could you at least wait so I can give ya' me directions? (Spyro took the paper, and left)
  • Trixie: Very nice, Spyro! You sticking to the 'no war code', twat!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I thought you guys were supposed to be heroes.
  • Spyro: We ARE heroes. But we're NOT war heroes. We've lost too much time now and we can't waste anymore. We can't allow Blot to have a head-start on us.
  • Cynder: You know what, Spyro, I'm starting to wish that I never should've defended you after Vulturo said that you were no better than Malefor after you humiliated El Amazeso.
  • Spyro: We're not helping Fluttershy by wasting time in a war that doesn't even concern us.
  • Gilda:...Guys, I think he has a good point.
  • Sparx: Yeah, we've been spending too much time on this mission. Let's go! (With everyone finally agreeing to Spyro, the left the Ham-Dam Village)
  • Discord: You know what, Spyro? For Fluttershy's sake, I hope you know what your doing. You and Kairi were declared criminals to Equantica, and saving with without the Trident would be suicide.
  • Spyro: Who said we were doing it without the Trident? McFluffy gave us directions to the Treasure Cove! Blot is our problem, Tacor is his. The code specifically prohibits us from being involved in wars, and only to end them.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, if they die at the claws of that pussycat and his canine posse, it will be all your fault.
  • Spyro: Rainbow Dash, not all worlds are like Equestia. Horrible events and disasters happen all the time. You can't always prevent them or stop them, even if you have powers beyond imagination. And besides, isn't Fluttershy more important right now? (Everyone sighed in defeat, and nodded 'yes') Plus, there was something I didn't find good about McFluffy. His song was off-putting. I know Tacor wronged him, but McFluffy had a darkness in him that I couldn't risk trusting. He was so obsessed with destroying one simple leopard, he looked like the kind of person...er...hamster who would sacrifice anyone to make it happen.
  • Twilight: You mean like Captain Ahab and Moby Dick?
  • Discord: Who and who?
  • Twilight: Like this is the time to explain it.
  • Sparx: Anyway, what if the Ham-Dam don't like us anymore since we neglected to help in a war against their enemy all because of a stupid code?
  • Spyro: It's their fault for not adding Tacor to the deal. Blot and the Trident is our sole problem.
  • Cynder: Guys...Spyro is actually right. There was something I didn't feel comfortable about McFluffy, and it was not just the song.
  • Rarity: Oh well, I wasn't the type to fight anywa--(A dart hits Rarity, and she flops into the ground)
  • Discord: What the-- (The others get darted, and everyone but Spyro, though barely, falls asleep. Spyro's vision gets blurry, and he barely sees a small figure walking towards him, hearing a Scottish laugh)

A Ceremonial Spot

  • Spyro: (Wakes up with the others, all tied to a pole)...Wha...what's going on? (Suddenly, A malevolently proud McFluffy stood before the Ham-Dam, and the reluctant-looking animals)
  • McFluffy: I proudly present the next best solution! We shall sacrifice them to Tacor in exchange for eternal peace to great village. When Tacor comes, all the blood that is spilled will be theirs. (The Ham-Dams cheered while the animals only stared sadly)
  • Sparx: Uh, buddy? I think you were ironically right NOT to get involved in this war. Turns out, McFluffy, IS TOTALLY CRAZY!!!
  • McFluffy: If I cannot kill Tacor, then at least I can make sure that bloody beast won't harm me people anymore. You lot shall be sacrificed one way or another, even if ye' accepted our bloody offer or not.
  • Twilight: You were gonna sacrifice us even if we all fully agreed?!?
  • McFluffy: Aye, miss! But that was just Plan A. You distract Tacor, and we charged in and rip his bloody brains out of his skull like haggis! Now we hope he accepts our peace offering. And who knows, maybe the merponies will like us again for killing the human and the treacherous Purple Dragon that are now criminals! Oh, and by the way, thanks for taking away our only defense against Tacor in the form of the merpony guard, ya bludgin' bloody idiots!
  • Spyro: Jaggearo, guys? Why are you letting him do this?
  • Jaggearo: Forgive us, Purple one. We had no choice but do what McFluffy wanted us to do. I'm so very sorry.
  • Banana: Yeah, man. McFluff's been after Tacor since he took his leg.
  • Wajinga: And we're helpless to make him see otherwise.
  • McFluffy: Since Tacor tends to be fashionably late, perhaps it's best for Jaggearo to admit something. Alright, ya' big windbag pussycat, admit yer' former brotherhood with that devil.
  • Jaggearo: (Sighs) Everyone, I was no better than Tacor. In fact, i was his lieutenant.

Flashback

  • (Jaggearo): Back then, Tacor and I belonged in a group called 'The Human Slayers'. Back then, we claimed we protect the island from the dangers of humanity. So far, all we killed were hunters and pirates. However, then came that attack to a vacationing rich human family. That was when everything changed.
  • (Kairi): A rich human and his family?
  • (McFluffy): DON'T INTERRUPT, YE' HAIRLESS APE!!
  • Tacor: (A rich human family were enjoying a rich dinner, and we see Jaggearo and Tacor as young teenage cats looking at them in the jungle underbrush) Look at those disgusting humans, Jaggearo! Eating out in the open like nothing can get them. Humans disgust me. It was humans that robbed me and you of our families, your girlfriend and cubs, and mine, and used their skin to keep warm. A good human is a either a myth or dead.
  • Jaggearo: Hang on, they aren't armed with guns or weapons.
  • Tacor: Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's end them like we did to our pirate and hunter victims. (Tacor roars as he and the Wild Dogs began to charge forth)
  • (Jaggearo): I watched in horror as my best friend and his canine friends slaughtered those innocent people in cold blood, but nothing prepared me and the rest of us for what happened after that. (They see a helpless young girl with a teddy bear that was crying)
  • Louch: Hey, boss, we missed one.
  • Tacor: Well, don't just stand there, finish her off! (The wild dogs surround the little girl, and Jaggearo closed his eyes as could not bear to watch anymore while we see shadows of the wild dogs killing the little girl and ripping her teddy bear to shreds)
  • (Jaggearo): From that day on, after witnessing the poor good humans who suffered, I vowed never to slay a good human who meant no harm to us unless it's a hunter or a pirate. Tacor returned full of pride expecting great gratitude, but in their faces, he saw nothing but horror and betrayal. After hearing about Tacor's crime, he was banished from the Human Slayers and the Ham-Dam Village forever. But Tacor swore revenge.
  • Tacor: YOU FOOLS! YOU CAN'T BANISH ME!! I KEEP THIS ISLAND HUMAN FREE!
  • Jaggearo: Those humans you and your dogs killed weren't armed, and therefore, had no good reason to die. We are making a law that forbids a slayer from killing a harmless human from now on.
  • McFluffy: (Young, still having 2 legs, and not evil) Tacor, you brought great dishonor on the Human Slayers! Because of your actions, the Human Slayers may not be looked at the same way again. They will be hated and considered murders! So, for your crime, you are no longer apart of the Slayers and this village! Take your wild dogs, leave now and never return.
  • Tacor: But they were humans! They're all nothing but monsters! All I did was grant them poetic justice.
  • Jaggearo: Those humans you killed were not criminals, Tacor! They were nothing but victims. Victims of YOU! Punishing you for taking those harmless innocent lives can't be ignored.
  • Tacor: You betrayed your family for doing this, Jaggearo!
  • McFluffy: Wrong, Tacor. It is you who has betrayed US by putting the Human Slayers on the verge of extinction. You must leave, or we will have you executed.
  • Tacor: (Growls in anger, and furiously takes his rage out on Jaggearo by scratching him in the face) I will kill you for this, Jaggearo! Mark my words! (He runs off with his wild dogs following behind)

Present

  • Jaggearo: I loved Tacor more than I have loved anyone before. By doing what I had to do, I have made him a menace to our society. Since Tacor took McFluffy's leg, we swore to serve the Ham-Dam for the rest of our lives, and punish those who have brought great shame to them.
  • McFluffy: Purple Beast, all I asked was for you and yer' friends to help us rid Ham-Dam Island of Tacor for good. A perfect chance to help ye' get yer' merpony friend back by finding the secret door of the Treasure Trove which is hidden in Ham-Dam Mountain. After all we have done for you, and after all you've done for us, you turn yer' backs on us like we were just a bunch of bloody rats.
  • Spyro: What happened is tragic...But after your plans to have us sacrificed to Tacor either way when we accepted or not, you have lost us as your greatest allies.
  • Rainbow Dash: Especially YOU! (Looks at Jaggearo's gang) You promised you wouldn't turn your backs on us again, didn't you say that? We thought we could trust you!
  • McFluffy: Stubborn ones, eh?
  • Longzu: Our place is with our home here on Ham-Dam Island! There's nothing we can do. When McFluffy gives his word, that's it. It would be a disgrace to go against him.
  • Eyes: I see no other options! I see there's nothing we can do.
  • Kairi: We're not ignorant to the tragedy, but you planned to have us killed either way, that makes you no better than Tacor, Dead Sea, or Geogra!
  • Spyro: Hell, even Blot looks like a saint compared to you.
  • McFluffy: If that's what ye' think of me, then be that way. You were great heroes to us, and now, yer' gonna DIE like heroes. Cheers! (The Ham-Dam hamsters and McFluffy left)
  • Spyro: Jaggearo, you and the others are not really gonna let him get away with this?
  • Jaggearo: He already has.
  • Banana: Ether that peg legged rat is killed, Tacor is, or you are, McFluffy will still be in charge and the Ham-Dam are corrupted under his influence.
  • Kairi: You guys don't have to follow him anymore. His true nature is revealed to you.
  • Jaggearo: We made a promise to follow his orders and protect his community, and we must keep it.
  • Applejack: You also made a promise not to turn your backs on us, and yet, you DIDN'T keep it! How is THIS any different?
  • Wajinga: She's right, Jaggearo. McFluffy has proven himself to be more of a threat to his own community than Tacor or Blot have or would ever hope to be. If you just let them get sacrificed like this, your chance to bring eternal peace to your one and only home will be lost.
  • Jaggearo: You can't make me go against my own home. I could be banished. ALL of us could be banished. There's nowhere else for us to live.
  • Wajinga: Then you leave me no choice, Jaggearo. (Casts a spell on Jaggearo which makes him fall unconscious)
  • Banana:...What did you just do?!?
  • Wajinga: This must be done, guys. Once he wakes up, he shall see that he's making a big mistake by serving McFluffy.
  • Spyro: So you're using the same spell that you used on me?
  • Wajinga: Yes. My magic is fueled by the person's neurological makeup, and the only way to make it work properly is to show him what his actions will mean for his future. There will be enough time for him to see the light before Tacor's forces appear.

Jaggearo's Subconscious

  • Jaggearo: (Gets up) Uhhhggghhhh...What...(Gasps, seeing that the Ham-Dam Village has not only been destroyed, but his friends are killed)...Guys! (Goes up to Longzu) Longzu! Are you okay?...Longzu?
  • Wajinga: This is the Ham-Dam Village. This is a means of warning you of the consequences that will follow if you continue serving McFluffy. Tacor's forces have used their fire against them, and devastated the entire village. Your friends are dead, the Shell Lodgers are dead, and the only ones that have survived are Tacor and his army.
  • Jaggearo: No!...
  • Wajinga: But not only will this happen, but the humans of Ham-Dam Island will die out when Tacor makes a new Human Slayers group. He will kill all humans, innocent or not, and no one will be safe from other evil forces that I sense will come into existence.
  • Tacor: (Appears) Yes! I now rule Ham-Dam Island! There's nothing to stand in my way. Not even you two! (Slashes Wajinga in the throat, killing her)
  • Jaggearo: WAJINGA, NO!
  • Tacor: (Grabs Jaggearo by the throat, choking him to death)...

Reality

  • Jaggearo: (Struggles in fear) No! No! MY HOME! IT'S GONE! (Eyes tear up) Where will I go now? I'm stuck on this deserted island, and...Tacor!...No! NO! PLEASE, NO! NOOOOO--(He spontaneously wakes up) AAHHHH!!! (Pants heavily)...Oh, thank God, it wasn't real!
  • Jinger: What did you see, Jaggearo?
  • Jaggearo:...(Sighs) Guys, we can't serve McFluffy anymore.
  • Banana: We CAN'T?!?
  • Jaggearo: If we do, we'll all die. Our home will be gone. And Destiny Islands will be deserted and be reduced to nothing but wasteland. Not to mention other horrible things will happen, which I wasn't able to point out.
  • Wajinga: You see, everyone? You can't abandon these guys. They're your only chance of saving your own home.
  • Longzu: And here we go.
  • Banana:...Very well! Viva Revolution!
  • Jaggearo: (To a howler monkey) Harold, release the Purple One and his friends.
  • Eyes: I see great change.
  • Discord: Well, it's good to see we still have some allies here. (Harold and his fellow howler monkeys untied Spyro's group from their poles)
  • Jaggearo: Purple One, can you and your friends ever forgive us for following McFluffy's madness?
  • Rainbow Dash: ABSOLUTELY NOT! You blew your one chance to have peace! I warned you there would be consequences, and don't expect us to help you because of it!
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash! What did we tell you about abandoning these guys?
  • Rainbow Dash: THEY BROKE THEIR PROMISE! First they accuse us of heresy, NOW THEY TRY TO SACRIFICE US?!? THEY DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE US SAVE THEM AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! (Jaggearo's group gasps, and Gilda smacks her) Ow!
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, that was very rude! You've already proven your loyalty to them when you saved us from those pirates. You can't just turn their back on them now. They were victims of trying to protect their homes. Isn't that what you do for Equestria, or even the Princess?
  • Rainbow Dash:...Yes.
  • Kairi: Then I want you to apologize to them right now!
  • Rainbow Dash:...Sorry!
  • Banana: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, RAINBOW DOUCHE!!!
  • Eyes: I see you going too far there!
  • Lumpy: I think you should apologize to her.
  • Banana: Why should I after she said such cruel words to us?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: I SAID I WAS SORRY, BANANA-BREATH!
  • Banana: TOO LATE, SPEEDY GONZALES!!! (Discord makes both their mouths disappear)
  • Discord: Enough! If you both don't have anything nice to say, then don't say a goddamn thing at all! Now I'm gonna give your lips back, and when I do, you both better apologize or I won't be held responsible for making you regret ever talking like jerks! Understand? (Rainbow Dash and Banana nodded a 'yes', and Discord gives back their mouths)
  • Rainbow Dash/Banana: I'm sorry!
  • Spyro: Now we need to get out of here. Tacor can have an all-you-can-eat hamster buffet for all I care! The Ham-Dam has just became my least favorite race.
  • Jaggearo: Of course, my fellow animals and I would like to help you on your quest to Find the Trident of Benevolence and help recover your friend the savior if you'll have us.
  • Banana: So can we all please come with you?
  • Kairi: But what about Birdie? He'll be left behind with those hamsters.
  • Familiar Voice: INCOMING!!!! (Birdie is seen flying towards the group)
  • Banana: There he is! (Birdy crash-lands in front of Spyro and Kairi)
  • Birdie: Oh, we got company, guys!
  • Jinger: Uh-oh!
  • Lumpy: What company?
  • Birdie: Basically...The battle is going to start, and it's going to be wide-spread, in terms of warfire and, WE MAY WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
  • Spyro: Okay, everyone, let's go now! Away from here and those hamsters now.

Ham-Dam Village

  • McFluffy: (The Ham-Dam, a large army of Wild Dogs, and the Jackal Trio are at a face off) I knew you wouldn't be so stupid, Tacor! You clever devil! Now we settle this once and for all! We may be small, but we punch hard.
  • Tacor: (Laughing) I had a good meal from your left leg. Now I'm ready to devour the rest of you. (The Ham-Dam have surprisingly sharp spears regardless of size)...Oh. I see you might actually become serious threats. No matter, we crave a challenge! ATTACK! (Tacor and the wild dogs charged as did the Ham-Dam hamsters)

The Jungle

  • Twilight: (She and the group continue running away from the village as screams of death are heard in the distance) Guys, we have to move fast! Nighttime isn't the best time to be in the jungle. There are predators everywhere!
  • Scootaloo: (Gulps) I'm scared.
  • Rainbow Dash: Relax, kiddo. I'll keep you safe. (Suddenly the group hear wild dog sounds as they head into a clearing)
  • Wajinga: Oh, no! A wild dog patrol!
  • Kairi: What are we going to do now? Escaping a mad hamster's plan to feed us to a leopard to be caught by a group of wild dogs.
  • Jaggearo: Up into the trees, everyone! (Rainbow Dash made a quick turn and faced the direction the wild dogs are coming from)
  • Rainbow Dash: You guys go! I'll hold them off!
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, no!
  • Gilda: Trust me guys, You should be more worried for the wild dogs.
  • Spyro: Are you sure about this, Rainbow Dash?
  • Rainbow Dash: Is a penguin flightless?
  • Pinkie: Of course a penguin is flightless, silly! (Twilight sighs in annoyance)
  • Discord: Now that Rainbow Dash is keeping those mangy mutts busy, let's get into a tree! (Spyro's group made for the trees and started climbing up the trees. The Monkeys helped The Crusaders into a tree, Wajinga used her magic to carry Narwhus up into a tree while she, Lumpy and Jinger climb up, Twilight, Spike, Spyro and Sparxs with Longzu, Banana, Eyes and Jaggearo were in a brazilian nut tree. Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Gilda and Discord were in another. Cynder and Riku climbed up a much taller tree with Riku's hair and Cynder's accessories seen in the moonlight. Kairi couldn't get into any tree and she was scuttling about from trunk to trunk like a scared rabbit being hunted by a fox. Discord used his magic to make her reappear on the same tree he is on) You can thank me later, Princess!
  • Kairi: (Sighs) Are you sure you've changed with that attitude?
  • Discord: Would I still be free if I wasn't? Just be quiet, Princess!
  • Kairi: First of all, don't call me 'Princess'! It's so weird.
  • Discord: Hey, I'm just messing with ya'! (The Wild Dogs charged in, but Rainbow Dash charged harder, and massacured them. She broke a Wild Dog's neck, and another one's jaw. Dash pounched one hard enough that the punch alone killed it. Rainbow Dash bucked another one into a tree, killing that one. A Wild Dog pounced, but Rainbow Dash punched violently through the wild dog, impaling it. She throws the corpse at the other wild dogs! A wild dog tries to be sneaky and bite her legs, but she grabbed him and ripped the wild dog in half. The remaining wild dogs ran away in fear and Rainbow Dash was covered in life essence.
  • Rainbow Dash: This is where, kicking clouds all day.... actually pays off.
  • Spyro: Way to go, Dash!
  • Discord: Damn! I never knew you to be THAT violent. In fact, I never knew you to kill people at all. (Suddenly smoke is seen)
  • Birdy: WARFIRES!
  • Discord: "In hindsight, it might not have been a good idea to be in trees.
  • Spyro: Everyone, run!

Burning Ham-Dam Village

  • Tacor: (A huge battle between the equally matched Wild Dogs and Ham-Dam is seen. Tacor stood stage center, as he begins to sing this)
No More Heroes- The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish..01:30

No More Heroes- The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish...

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  • McFluffy: (With a spear, of which is tied with a rope tied to a flaming tree on the verge of falling) Tacor, you unholy beast! From the Ham-Dam gods might, I stab at thee! (Tosses the spear, and hits Tacor, who lets out a painful roar)
  • Tacor: OWCH! (Tacor made a run for it, but McFluffy's pegleg gets caught)
  • McFluffy: Huh? OH, SWEET HAGGIS, NO!!! (The flaming tree begins to lean towards the direction of Tacor and McFluffy, and both of them are unable to escape)
  • Tacor/McFluffy: NOOOOOOOOO--(The flaming tree crushes them and kills them both as all the survivors watch it. They then find that the tree is dangerously close to a crate of bombs)
  • Louch: Oh, wolf!

Jungle Field

  • Spyro: (Discord teleports them to the area) Okay, everyone, we made it! (A huge fiery explosion appeared and was heard a few dozen miles behind them)
  • Rainbow Dash: HOLY EQUESTRIA!!!
  • Wajinga: Our home...destroyed by the fires of hate...and the madness of Tacor and McFluffy.
  • Jaggearo: And may they burn with those fires. Come friends, there's nothing more we can do. We'd better get our search going.
  • Banana: So...are the Ham-Dam....gone? (A couple of fried wild dog and Ham-Dam hamsters landed on Banana, scaring him) HOLY BUTT-SAUCE!!! (Jumps onto Jaggearo)
  • Wajinga: An innocent race trapped in the hellfire. The fates have yet to reveal their true fate. (Suddenly, screams are heard, and Zhenzy, Bango, and Fred crash landed in front of the group)
  • Bango: Oh, now that was one hell of a trip!
  • Zhenzy: Yeah, it really blew us away! (Fred laughs maniacally)
  • Jaggearo: Oh, wonderful! The Jackal Trio. Of all the remaining survivors, THEY have to be part of them?
  • Zhenzy: Hey, if it helps, we're done with this evil biz.
  • Bango: Yeah, I'm lucky I am only cartoonishly fried like a cartoon character.
  • Zhenzy: Plus, there was no room for carrying our luggage. (Fred said some gibberish)
  • Bango: He said there was no peanuts back there.
  • Wajinga: Please tell me you are not only survivors. Are there others?
  • Zhenzy: Honey, you just have to wait when the healing rains come a-callin', and then see for yourselves.
  • Bango: Now what are we gonna do?
  • Kairi: Why don't you three come with us?
  • Bango: Actually, we're gonna go back to the Jackal Lands now. We got a lot of amends to make with everyone. (Suddenly the fried dead bodies of McFluffy and Tacor landed) Oh, yeah. We forgot to mention that Tacor and McFluffy are dead.
  • Sparx: Oh, well, two less nutjobs to worry about.

Ham-Dam Village Ruins

  • Wajinga: (In the middle of the rain, which has put out the fires from the ruins and the burned up trees) The village, the whole jungle perimeter...destroyed.
  • Spyro: Guys, I am so sorry about all of this.
  • Jaggearo: Don't blame yourselves, Purple one. Either way if you accepted or not, it would've been inevitable.
  • Pinkie: Wha-Where's the Flytrap Boys?
  • Birdie: They're safe, with the remaining citizens of the Ham-Dam Village and the other animals are in my cave.
  • Sparx: But who's gonna care for them?
  • Twilight: It's okay, Sparx. We'll take them with us on our quest.
  • Banana: But who's going to restore the jungle to the way it used to be?
  • Discord: Ahem! (Everyone looks at him) Do I hear a 'please'?
  • Pinkie: PLEASE?
  • Discord: That's all I needed to hear. (Snaps, and restores everything except for the Village ruins)
  • Longzu: WHOA, IT'S MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN BEFORE!!!
  • Discord: Sorry I can't repair the village. My chaotic side-effects only work on inanimate objects, but not on a great environment. I have been working on that since I was reformed.
  • Wajinga: Then we cannot stay here. We must find a new home, on another island.
  • Kairi: Then I can give you a new home on my island where I grew up on.
  • Wajinga: (Gasped in horror) NO! I CAN'T! A cruel mayor had me banished because everyone in the civilized islands feared my magic.
  • Sparx: Did he have a name?
  • Wajinga: He was mainly referred to as Maximillion. He said I am banished from any civilized island. Other jungle islands were too wild, too unforgiving, so I came to the Ham-Dam islands.
  • Twilight: Why would they be afraid of magic?
  • Spike: Well, it's not something that should be in the wrong hands, if you catch my drift.
  • Jaggearo: Well the fear of magic wouldn't have happened and that heartless lion in mayor's clothing would be casted out of the Destiny Islands, or better yet executed, for his cruelty if Prince Derek was king now.
  • Sparx: What's stopping him from doing it now?
  • Banana: Do you wanna hear the good news first or the bad?
  • Sparx: Uh, why did you ask us that?
  • Banana: Well, the good news is that Derek is now old enough to become king. The bad news is he can't give that Maximillion douche the karma he deserves until he finds a bride to be his queen.
  • Longzu: When that fool Maximillion first came to the Islands, he first appeared dressed as cocky as the King of Diamonds, making up lies about helping the civilized islands by making them a beautiful vacation spots, but he brought nothing but trouble and plans to ruin this paradise.
  • Spyro: Whoa! You're right about Maximillion, Jaggearo. He really is a lying wolf in sheep's clothing.
  • Sparx: And I thought Scar was a power-hungry jerk!
  • Twilight: How come the High Council or the Galactic Federation wasn't aware of what was going on here, and just allowed this world to be in this shape?
  • Gilda: Well, the fine enforcers of governmental power and law in our day, ladies and gentlemen.
  • Rainbow Dash: Aw, geez, I guess it's always got to be us, then?
  • Spyro: Wajinga, I promise we'll deal with this 'Maximillion' in good timing. But first, we need the Trident of Benevolence.
  • Kairi: And go to Equantica to find Fluttershy and put the pirates, Dead Sea and Geogra in their place once and for all.
  • Spyro: Since you guys don't have a home anymore, we'd like you to join us on our quest. So who's with me?
  • Banana: What else are we gonna do?
  • Discord: I take that as a yes, then. (Magically makes confetti appear, and puts party hats on Jaggearo's group) Let's give a big hand for the party animals who sacrificed their homes to save Destiny Islands! (Applause appears out of nowhere)
  • Jinger: Okay, that's not really helping.
  • Discord:...Sorry. (Makes the party stuff disappear)
  • Twilight: Come on, everyone, let's get the others from Birdie's cave and let's move out.
  • Pinkie: Yay! TREASURE HUNTING ADVENTURE, HOOOOO!!!

Birdie's Cave

  • Ozzie: (He, the other Flytrap Bros and the remaining animals and Ham-Dams are in the caves) Everything is gone, man! The fire destroyed the jungle and the villages.
  • Carl: Everything except us. Until the jungle spontaneously grew back to normal. Probably because of that Discord guy.
  • Dareal: But where can everyone go now? There's no home for us now. It'll be hard for us to survive in a jungle like this.
  • Ozzie: Hey, at least the remaining Wild Dogs ran off when the explosion appeared, that's a plus. No predators, huh? That's good news.
  • Anteater: Do you think the Purple Dragon, and his companions are gonna come back?
  • Dareal: After what McFluffy tried to pull? Big doubt. They mostly think we're no better than him. That we're just as blindly followers as the Wild Dogs are to Tacor.
  • Carl: That hamster really screwed us over. He just HAD to go Ahab on us.
  • Toucan: But they forgave us after Jaggearo had the howler monkeys let them go.
  • Ozzie: Good point, man.
  • Dareal: But what if they thought the fires destroyed us? That explosion that happened didn't help, either. Did you see the size of that thing? We were lucky the cave is at an unreachable distance, but they don't know that.
  • Red-eyed Tree Frog: Didn't Birdie say that he was gonna fetch them and bring them here?
  • Dareal: Oh, yeah.
  • Ozzie: But what if he catches a radiowave and gets stuck in TV land again, or gets lost? (Suddenly Birdie enters)
  • Birdie: Hey guys, I'm back! And I brought the Purple Dragon's group with me.
  • Ozzie:...I stand corrected.
  • Birdie: (To Spyro's Group): Okay, guys, you can come in now and tell them that you forgive them and ask them to help you find the Trident.
  • Dareal: Hey, is my breath okay? (Breathes, and Ozzie and Carl gagged. Kairi, Spyro and Sparx enter the cave with Jaggearo and Wajinga. Every animal and Ham-Dam feels shameful to be in their presence)
  • Jaggearo: Everyone, do not be ashamed of yourselves for what McFluffy has made you do. The loss of your homes happened because of his own madness.
  • Wajinga: The Purple One, his dragonfly friend and Human will now speak for they know that this isn't your fault. (The animals and Ham-Dam murmured)
  • Spyro: Everyone, we know that the loss of your homes wasn't your fault.
  • Kairi: Yeah, this all happened because of a hamster who went Ahab on us all because he refused to accept the fact that we have a code that doesn't involve us going to war.
  • Anteater: You mean you're not mad at us and the surviving Ham-Dam?
  • Sparx: Well, what can we say? Spyro knew something wasn't right with the hamster dude.
  • Spyro: Anyway, all that matters now is that our friend, Fluttershy, is out there in Equantica and she needs our help. But we can't help her unless we find the Trident of Benevolence and we need your help to do it. It's time to put the past with McFluffy behind you and join us on our quest.
  • Red-eyed Tree Frog: Really? You want us to help you after everything McFluffy made us put you and your friends through?
  • Sparx: I know it's strange of us to do this, but hey, we need the necessary hands, or whatever helps you move around.
  • Spyro: Like I said before, we got a friend out there and she needs us. But we can't help her without that Trident and your help. So it's time to let go of the past, make McFluffy a memory and join us on our quest so we can help our friend and give you a better future. So who's with me?
  • Lizard: A lot of us can't fight. So we're useless against Blot should he and those pirates attack.
  • Spyro: Look's like I got some new students since I am a full-pledged Kung Fu master. (Familiar music plays)
  • Sparx: Oh, God, this song again!
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Ham-Dam Village Ruins

  • Blot: (He and his crew are seen patroling the area, and find the ruins) Whoa! What happened here?
  • Sereina: The place has been incinerated!
  • Fry: And we weren't even the ones who burned the place up.
  • Loxford: Good thing the jungle is still...standing for some reason, mon capitan.
  • Martha: "I think I once heard rumors about this feud between the Ham-Dam chieften McFluffy and the imfamous leopard Tacor. I think it's possible a war broke out and a fire was started in the process.
  • Blot: It looks you're right, Martha. The Purple runt and his Keyblade lass are becoming real true blue pirates. (Screams of pain are heard, and Blot and his crew look to see the still living Louch, half-burned)
  • Louch: The pain! (Groans) That battle was a disaster! Tacor's gone!! He's gone!!
  • Vector: Good lord, what in the animal kingdom happened to you, mate?
  • Louch: It was the battle! We ignored McFluffy's attempt to make peace with us by sacrificing the Purple Dragon and his allies! We had a big battle, and the Ham-Dam had fire arrows, and it spread like wildfire! McFluffy shot a spear tied to a flaming tree to Tacor, and had himself and Tacor killed! The tree crashed next to creates of bombs! I survived, but I don't know of others! (Cries)...my life is ruined! I-I divorced my wife for this! The patrols have run off, not realizing I'm alive! I feel ashamed. I need to...go back to Jasheem, and tell her I'm sorry! Tell her I love her! I never should've stayed loyal to that leopard.
  • Frank: (Whispering) I don't think he's long for this world, he is.
  • Martha: (Whispering) Should we put him out of his misery, Captain? (Louch begins to pathetically crawl away)
  • Louch: I'm coming Jasheem, I'm coming, baby girl! Honey bear's coming home!
  • Blot: Nah, let him go. It's the dragon and girl I'm after. (A giant tree spider sees Louch, and gets a strong interest in him, and crawls down)
  • Louch: (Seeing the tree spider, and crawls away, though not any faster) Oh, no! AHH! NO! AHH! (The Spider pounces on Louch and prepares to devour him)
  • Vector: Oh, this is gonna be deliciously messy!
  • Louch: My only regret is that I didn't get to see Jasheem one last time. Devines, fucking forgive me! (The shadow of the Spider kills and devours Louch and the pirates winced at this since it was too graphic for the viewers to see)
  • Blot: (Shutters) He can't hurt you anymore, mate!
  • Frank: Isn't it ironic that since we're pirates we might have killed a few people in our lives, and yet we flinched at a sight of a giant spider eating a dog?
  • Fry: Well, stabbing people and/or drowning them and other killing ways is one thing, but eating guys like that? Come on, even pirates like us still have standerds, Frank!
  • Blot: Well, after this eight-legged insect finishes what's let of that poor guy, let's dig his remains a grave. We may be pirates, but let's give him a burial.
  • Mighty Bull: This might take us a while. That tree spider does not look like he'll be done with him any time soon.

The Fields

  • Trixie: (Spyro and everyone else marches on) So, is there something we should be aware of about the fields in this island?
  • Kairi: Yeah, we should find a good place to make camp while we go through this.
  • Anteater: You know Spyro, we owe you big time. Thanks for teaching us those handy Kung Fu skills.
  • Trixie: I was referring to, like, are there dangers in the fields we should know about?
  • Jaggearo: Well, so far, the field predators are absent today. Thank goodness, I am not in the mood to have to deal with the likes of them in light of previous events.
  • Spike: I bet the fire caused by the conflict of Tacor and McFluffy drivien them to safer ground.
  • Cynder: I hope so, otherwise I'd hate to see what kind of carnivore that lives here will do to any of us.
  • Sparx: In any case, let's just be glad we have a chance to enjoy the peace.
  • Spyro: Okay everyone, we'll rest here and push on later. Practice everything I taught you while we relax.

Chapter 9: A Mutiny Problem/The Aztecalope Golden City/Meeting Chuck/The Resistance/ A Treacherous Dwarf/Marenia Becomes A Pony/Maximillion's Deception

The Rescue Ship

  • Iago: (In the bunk rooms, the crew are seen asleep. A big pig crew member was sleeping, and farting at the same time, to the discomfort of Icky and Iago) Geez, what did this guy eat for lunch today?
  • Icky: I'm guessing it was the bean burritos last night. Why did Celestia made bean burritos last night, anyway?
  • Iago: Uh, Ick? Since when did Celestia cook?
  • Icky: Well, a week before this 2-Part episode even began, Shen took Celestia to a cooking class for...a few unknown reasons. At first it was MESSY, but after a few, explosions, she got it down.
  • Iago: Well, Celestia's cooking is better then your attempt to create the perfect cookies with all the likable candies in the UUniverses.
  • Icky: Oh, please don't bring that up! It's still painful.

Celestia's Quarters

  • Celestia: (Sighed in sadness, looking at an ancient picture of her and Luna as young fillies with their parents)...(Suddenly, there was a knock on her door)
  • Lord Shen: Celestia? May I come in?
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) ("I don't think its time to tell Shen the truth yet.")
  • Lord Shen: Is there somthing wrong?
  • Celestia: It's nothing, Shen. I'm still upset about losing Shamus.
  • Lord Shen: Well, do I have permission to come in or not? Because a bird I sent over to find the island reported in, it's actually just 24 more hours away, and by next morning, we will have officially arrived.
  • Celestia: That's good news, Shen. But I'd like to be alone for a while.
  • Lord Shen: Very well. (Walks away)
  • Celestia: (While getting out a locket with an image of herself, Luna and Kairi in it) Kairi, Twilight, stay strong. No matter how long it takes, We will find you and Spyro. I promise.

Top Deck, 23 Hours Remaining

  • Tai: (He, the male Digidestined and their Digimon appear to see Dodo and Po playing a card game with Viper and Sir Hiss.
  • Tai: Hey, guys? Is it okay if we join you?
  • Po: Yeah, watch me ace these guys in cards!
  • Mr. Dodo: Uh, Po? Hiss and Viper are beating us.
  • Matt: Perfect, when this ends, do a new game for us.
  • Po: Okay, Dodo, on three! 1, 2, 3! Royal flush!
  • Dodo: Pairs of 2.
  • Agumon: Boy, you guys know how to play your cards.
  • Viper and Hiss: Royal Allegiance! (Shows that they both have two Royal Flushes)
  • Dodo: Oh dear!
  • Po: NO! OH, NO!
  • Viper: We win again, boys.
  • Hiss: Oh, that's telling them, my marshal masterpiece.
  • Viper: Oh, Hiss, (Giggles) you flirt!
  • Gricky: (In the background) If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!
  • Tai: Okay, guys, deal us in.
  • Shrek: Don't forget about me, you lot.
  • Po: Small warning, these snakes are sharks at games. (While they were distracted, El Skales slithered in the cargo hold)

Cargo Hold

  • El Skales: (A meeting of the crew was being held as El Skales appeared) Good news, friends, I heard talk we are finally about to reach land by the hour. Following the next sunrise, the island and our enriching destinies are near. (The crew agreed) Also, with Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty gone along with his plans to return the treasure to it's so called 'rightful owners', we're going to put the mutiny on hold until we get the Loot of 100000 Realms and keep it for ourselves.
  • Boar Crewman: Why can't we do it now? They are vastly outnumbered, and under-armed! This will be easy as breeze!
  • El Skales: First we find the treasure, and once their backs are turned, then we can start the mutiny once the gold is all ours, alright?
  • Iguana Crewman: But that blasted old bird is throwing our food into the water! (The crew and El Skales are unaware that Mantis is hidden in a barrel)
  • Boar Crewmen: Yeah, so why not now?
  • El Skales: I want to get my coils on the gold first, then that prehistoric loud beak bird and his family. (The crew begins to complain. Mantis gulped, and secretly got away before anyone's the wiser)

Shen's Room

  • Lord Shen: Celestia hasn't been herself lately. She's still sad about this Shamus guy. We gave him a funeral, for corn's sake. It's time to move on.
  • Mantis: (Appears) Shen, we've got a serious problem!
  • Lord Shen: What is it, little one?
  • Mantis: Don't call me 'little', please! That's so stereotypical!
  • Boss Wolf: We're not gonna like the sound of your warning, are we?
  • Mantis: El Skales and his crew are gonna launch a mutiny after they get their hands on the treasure! And to make it worse, El Skales is planning to get his coils on Icky and his family.
  • Boss Wolf: Nope, don't like it one bit.
  • Lord Shen: Blast, that myth has clouded their judgment. We must warn Celestia, now!
  • Mantis: I'll get the others together.

Celestia's Quarters

  • Celestia: I can't believe this is happening!
  • SpongeBob: I KNOW! Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Cynder, Riku, Gilda, The Ponies, Spike and the Crusaders lost with a band of pirates after them was bad enough, but now we got a mutiny soon to erupt on our ship? (They were unaware that a small gecko crew member was listening)
  • Icky: I bet that mean-ass snake was behind the loss of Shamus! I should've suspected something when I saw him drinking at the funeral.
  • Tizzy: I'm too young to be squeezed by a snake. There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do.

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  • Tizzy: (Calling on the phone) Hang on, I'll transfer your call!

Present

  • Icky: (Slaps Tizzy in annoyance) That's not helping, Tizzy! We've got to get ready, who knows when El Skales is planning to attack? For all we know, one of his crew could be watching us right now. (The gecko crewman escapes)

Cargo Hold

  • Gecko Crewmen: Sir, they know!
  • El Skales: (Hisses angrily)...Alright! Change in plans, boys! WE MOVE NOW! (The crew cheers and then head out)

Celestia's Quarters

  • Icky: (Pounding on the locked door is heard as everyone got prepared) Well, what do you know? One of his crew was watching us.
  • Mr. Kluts: What have I done? How could I have hired these havens without rime or reason?
  • Goofy: Gawrsh, now what do we do?
  • Boy Sora: We're just gonna have to fight.
  • Gabumon: Celestia, you and the others make a run for it!
  • Agumon: Sora, Donald, Goofy and us will hold them off for as long as we can.
  • John: Suppose ye' got room for one more, don'tcha, lads?
  • A Crewman's Voice: OPEN UP IN THERE!!
  • Matt: Time to Digivolve!
  • Gabumon: GABUMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO...METALGARURUMON!
  • Agumon: AGUMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO...WARGREYMON!
  • El Skales: Allow me, you scurvy dogs! (Takes out a cannon, and blasts the door open, and the crew charged in) WHAT?!?
  • Wargreymon: TERRA FORCE! (Blows the crew and El Skales out of the office while WarGreymon, MetalGarurumon, Sora, Donald, Goofy and Long John Silver charged out to fight them)
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, I have a special escape ship in the Cargo Hold that we can use to escape.
  • Izzy: You both do that and we'll escape the old fashion way. Tentomon, time to Digivolve.
  • Tentomon: Right!
  • Joe: You, too, Gomamon.
  • Girl Sora: Byiomon, Digivolve.
  • Tentomon: TENTOMON DIGIVOLVE TO...KABUTERIMON!!!
  • Biyomon: BIYOMON DIGIVOLVE TO...BIRDRAMON!!!!
  • Gomamon: GOMAMON DIGIVOLVE TO...IKKAKUMON!!! (An elephant crewman bursts through the wall and blows his trunk loudly)
  • Shrek: Mad elephant incoming!!
  • Kabuterimon: ELECTRO SHOCKER! (The Elephant Crewmember gets electrocuted cartoonish style)
  • Elephant Crew Member: OW! (Other crew members charged in)
  • Birdamon: METEOR WING! (The crew members were blown sky high while goofy hollers were heard)
  • El Skales: (Bites each of the Digimon, causing them to go back to normal with bleeding wounds)
  • Mimi: NO! (El Skales began to strangle the Digimon)
  • El Skales: Say goodbye, beasts!
  • Agumon: I'm afraid that won't be necessary! PEPPER BREATH! (Blasts a fireball onto El Skales)
  • El Skales: AARRGGHHH!! (Lets go of the Digimon, which run off back to their masters)
  • Lord Shen: Quick, to the escape ship!
  • John: It's no use! We can't defeat that traitorous snake here. We'll have to fall back to the island and make our stand there.
  • Grickey: OH, ASHES!

Escape Ship Hangar

  • Lord Shen: Come on, quickly! (Mr. Kluts was screaming until he tripped over, and started rolling straight into the escape ship)
  • Mr. Klutz: OW! MY BEAK!
  • Max: (A group yell was heard in the hallway) Looks like we got more company, Sam.
  • Sam: I think we need to look into this, little pal. (The elephant, a rhino, and the Iguana were the first to charge in)
  • Max: Check! (Sam puts a helmet on Max and gets ready to throw him) Ready when you are, Sam! (The Elephant, Rhino, and Iguana began firing their guns at them) CRAP, THEY'VE GOT GUNS!!
  • Sam: Alright, let's get started. (Throws Max)
  • Max: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...(Max strikes a bunch of barrels which cause them to roll at the Elephant, Rhino and Iguana trapping them and rolling them away)
  • Mr. Klutz: Nice shot, sir! (More crewmen charged forth)
  • Lord Shen: Everyone, to the ship, quickly! (Gets on the ship, and Celestia frontal jump-flips on the boat) Wow! I've never seen you do that before, Celestia!
  • Celestia: Yeah, it's been a while since I did something like that. (Dodges gunfire) WHOA! (Celestia began to fire at the revolting crewmen)
  • Celestia: BACK, YOU SKURVY KURRS!
  • El Skales: You're not getting away THAT easily, Princess! (Gets out his cannon, but Celestia uses a magic shield to block the cannonball, and he and the crewmen dodge it)...Get out one of the peacock's cannons!
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!? (The crewmen take out one of Lord Shen's cannons) HEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY WEAPON!!!
  • El Skales: Fire in the hole! (The cannon blasts Celestia's shield down, weakening Celestia's magic powers, making her woozy, and flop to the ground)
  • Lord Shen: Is everyone on board?
  • Boss Wolf: Of course we are, now let's get outta here!
  • El Skales: You fools aren't going anywhere. (Aims Shen's cannon at them)
  • Lord Shen: You're a fool if you think using my own weapon against me will work. I believe in fighting fire with fire! (Reveals a bigger version of his cannon similar to the one he shot Po with)
  • El Skales: (He and Lord Shen fired their cannons at the same time, causing a blast that caused the escape ship to get knocked out of the ship, and out into the ocean) NO!
  • Icky: Adios, El Freako! (Chuckles as the escape ship went far off)
  • Boar Crewman: Here's a bittersweet victory. We took over the ship, but they escape.
  • El Skales: It doesn't matter. We'll deal with them in good time and get the treasure. Now, let's resume operations.

Open Sea

  • Lord Shen: Celestia, are you alright?
  • Mr. Klutz: That was a very gutsy move with that shield taking a great deal of damage from one of Shen's stolen cannons.
  • Celestia: (Coughed) Thank you for your compliments, guys. That blow had caused a magical flux in my power, and it's making me too weak to move or fight. I'm tired, and it'll take some time for me to recover.
  • Lord Shen: Then sleep, my dear. We'll reach the island before those pirates do.
  • Gricky: (She is tossing fruit from a basket over board) Ashes, feeding time!
  • Icky: NOT OUR PROVISIONS, GRANDMA!!
  • Lord Shen: Matters not. I trust there may be a plentiful supply of untapped edible resources on the island.
  • SpongeBob: (As the escape ship sailed away, SpongeBob began to notice the fruit being sucked into the sea. He was too scared to say anything, and paid no mind) ("Keep it together, old boy. You're just seeing things.")

Elsewhere in The Open Ocean

  • Tavin: (He and Jake are cruising around the sea in their pilfered lifeboat) We've been drifting at sea for who knows how long!
  • Jake: Yeah, mate, you won't believe what we found since we left Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Kairi and their little pony possie.
  • Tavin: What?
  • Jake: The stuff we found in the sea that could have clues to where your Tasmanian Paradise might be.
  • Tavin: Not only that, we have one big golden coin thingy.
  • Jake: Yeah. First we found a coin in the sea from a deserted island, got captured by pirates, met up with Spyro again, found some interesting stuff since we left them and the next thing ya know we'll run into a poor soul lost at sea.
  • Tavin: Oh, the odds of that happening are a million to-- (Suddenly, the lifeboat bumps into the body of Shamus Poopdeck McFarty)
  • Jake: OH, CRIKEY!!!!
  • Tavin: AHH, DEAD BODY!!!
  • Shamus: (Moans woozily)
  • Tavin: AHH, ZOMBIE!!! WORSE THAN A DEAD BODY!!! (Tavin drops an anchor on Shamus, causing him to sink down into the sea)...Let's agree to never speak of this ever again!
  • Jake: Agreed. Remind me not to watch another zombie movie before we go to bed, mate.
  • Tavin: How can we? We're in the middle of the ocean. So, what were you saying?
  • Jake: I was talking about everything we've been through so far but then you dropped the lifeboat's anchor on a poor sap's body who turned out to be alive.
  • Tavin: Oh please, that was a zombie. It was for a good cause.
  • Jake: How do you know that was a zombie?
  • Tavin: Wasted body? Weird noises? Being alive even in the middle of the sea? That was a zombie.
  • Jake:...Yeah, that may be a good point. So where does the map say to go next?
  • Tavin: We don't have a map.
  • Jake: The Map to Tasmantis, you gumby!
  • Tavin: But all we have is a golden medallion, or whatever it is.
  • Jake: (Sighs) This is gonna take a while to figure out, mate.

Ham Dam Island Fields

  • Kairi: (Everyone has a camp set up. Cynder, Riku, Rainbow Dash, Gilda and some of the animals are on guard duty, the Ham-Dam and other animals brought fruit, berries, or fish to eat and Spyro, Kairi and Sparx are busy talking about the hidden door to the treasure trove with Twilight using some of her books to pinpoint the door's location with Spike's help) While Twilight's trying to track down the hidden door, let's go over what we know so far. Blot is after the treasure of the pirate that killed Celestia's parents and Oceanious' husband for the treasure, while WE, on the other hand, are after it for the Trident of Benevolence so we can save Equantica and Fluttershy from Geogra and Dead Sea. Also, we need to find a way to deal with that Maximillion guy so he won't do anything rash.
  • Jaggearo: So, if you're going to find the Trident so you can save the Savior and Equantica from Geogra and Dead Sea, put the pirates in their place for good and prevent that greedy lion, Maximillion, from making life on Destiny Islands even more of a living hell as it already was, then you and the Purple one will have to find the hidden door to the Loot of 100000 realms which is in Ham-Dam Mountain. Reportedly, I mean.
  • Jinger: But isn't the Ham-Dam Mountain in...(Gulps)...The Forbidden Badlands?
  • Rarity: Forbidden Badlands?
  • Sparx: Uh, define why it's forbidden, and bad?
  • Banana: Do you guys wanna hear why it's bad first or forbidden? (Dubbed as Kuzco) Take your pick, I got more.
  • Gilda: How about you just explain why these 'Forbidden Badlands' made Jingles here look like he's gonna piss himself in fear?
  • Jinger: It's 'Jinger'!
  • Wajinga: The Forbidden Badlands is the most dangerous and extremely bizarre part of the island where the fruits that grow there can make anyone big. Plus, there are creatures that dwell there and are most active at night just like Tacor and his followers.
  • Banana: Only a thousand times worse. Going to the Forbidden Badlands may as well be a death wish.
  • Twilight: So, it has bizzare unpredictable magic, and creatures of sheer nightmares?
  • Discord: Sounds really fun. Nothing says 'Holiday Fun Spectacular" like unpredictable magic and furious monsters. (Appears as a con artist) Step right up, step right up! We have the best Halloween spot where you can have the thrills of being scared by monsters and unpredictable magic. Don't worry, they won't bite. (Twilight face-hoofed herself and groans in frustration) What? What?! I was just messing with you.
  • Spyro: Never mind him. So how will we find this secret door to the Loot of 100000 Realms if we survive the Forbidden Badlands in one piece?
  • Jaggearo: According to legend, Ham-Dam Mountain used to have an open cave within the summit which has a great network of endless tunnels filled with undiscovered gold, jewels, diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires. But now, it also has Taiklar's plundered spoils in the deepest chamber with the cave now sealed by a closed door which Taiklar created using powerful magic and made it look like the rocky side of the mountain. The door is currently invisible when closed.
  • Discord: Uh, small nip-pick here, why does this 'door' needed to be camouflaged and/or hidden when the mountain alone is placed in 'Forbidden Badlands'? Isn't unpredictable magic and dangerous creatures provide enough security?
  • Banana: Good point, man, but Taiklar did it just to be on the safer side.
  • Twilight: So how will we know when the door will reveal itself?
  • Jaggearo: The legend also says that once the Keyhole to the trove is revealed in the light of a Full Moon, only a Keyblade wielder can unlock the door.
  • Sparx: Explains why Monkey-Breath Blot wanted Kairi, but what does Spyro have to do with ANY of this?
  • Wajinga: There is one who had discovered the Treasure Trove before Taiklar took possession of it. And that person who had discovered it first is the Island Purple Dragon before those sailors slaughtered him.
  • Jaggearo: With a Keyblade-wielder and a still-existing Purple Dragon in his possession, Blot would become a more famous pirate like Taiklar and become more greedy than Maximillion himself.
  • Spyro: But what does it have to do with me? I was born in the Dragon Realms, so obviously I am not of blood relation with the Island Purple Dragon.
  • Banana: In terms of him being in your family, yes, you're not related to him by blood.
  • Gilda: So it means that dirty ape made a crappy choice trying to get Spyro, right?
  • Jinger: That's right. But irreguardless of you being the right dragon or not, Blot and his pirates will still do anything to get their hands on your two friends.
  • Wajinga: Aside from you not related to the Island Purple Dragon, Purple one, you, the Island Purple Dragon, and many other Purple Dragons, though long gone in the UUniverses and those who came before you, have one thing in common.
  • Spyro: My kind's guardianship to Kingdom Hearts?
  • Banana: Bingo, hotshot!
  • Spyro: But since many of the Purple Dragons are gone, and that I wasn't even born in their time, how am I supposed to know about ANY of this? I was actually surprised a lowly sea-faring  gold robbing bandit can ACTUALLY get a Keyblade.
  • Gilda: Exactly! If anything, you should be totally freakin' useless to that overgrown ape, let alone any other pirate.
  • Jaggearo: Regardless of the fact that you're useless to Blot in terms actselly having anything to do with all this, he won't give up his ambitions for you, Kairi and the treasure so easily.
  • Sparx: Just like that jackass half-brother of Facilier's, Professer Latifier, did when he tried to take over Equestia using Trixie and the magical item that caused her deluisional hatred for Twilight back in that MLP episode Magic Duel.
  • Discord: Professor who-what?
  • Trixie: A long and painful, thus shameful story.
  • Applejack: Of which ain't a good time to talk about it.
  • Pinkie: So, just telling Blot that Spyro won't be useful to him is out of the question, then? I mean, if we explain all this to him--
  • Jaggearo: (Dubbed as Bagheera) Nonsense! No one explains ANYTHING to Captain Blot.
  • Banana: Yeah, no use reasoning with a pirate, girl. Any attempt to stand in the way of a pirate or explanation to a pirate that wants to do what he or she wants is considered a death sentence.
  • Cynder: And thus, we're still stuck with a really big monkey on our backs.
  • Discord: Well, now that I think of it, even if Spyro's not THE dragon he wanted, don't you think having a Purple Dragon in a crew of pirates would still make him pretty dangerious?
  • Longzu: I'm afraid you're right, Discord. Plus, Banana and Jaggearo are right about not explaining anything to Blot. Any attempt to stop a pirate will lead to you getting killed. That's the pirate code. Barbaric, isn't it? Then again, what does one expect from sea bandits like Blot or any other crook?
  • Trixie: Well, that's royally fudged!
  • Sparx: You took the words right outta my mouth, Trixie.
  • Spike: And to think I was going to dream about those gems if we get to the mountain and survive the Badlands.
  • Twilight: Seriously, Spike? (Spike squeaked)
  • Applejack: So, we're still under threat of that ape, Spyro has no true connection to this treasure stuff at all, and we're stuck with a lot of talking animals. I know we need the help, but I can't help but feel we shouldn't endanger their lives like this, regardless of what Spyro did for them. I mean, I can only imagine what dangers lurk on this isla--(Suddenly, her ears twitched when a noise was heard)...Did ya'll hear that?
  • Discord: Hear what?
  • Applejack:...Oh, no! I've heard this noise before....(She becomes worried as a small rumbling sound gets louder as tremors began to erupt)...Run! IT'S A STAMPEDE!!! (Everyone quickly turned around in horror to see that a stampede of Gallimimus dinosaurs are seen)
  • Discord: (In a cowboy outfit) STAMPEDE!!!

(This plays while the stampede commences)

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  • Twilight: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (While Kairi hopped on Spyro's back as they took to the air, as well as the aerial members of the group, the others starting running)
  • Spyro: Everyone, we need to get to higher ground!
  • Jaggearo: There's no time to waste! All of you make a run for the Badlands and get up into the trees! 
  • Discord: You heard the jaguar! Let's make like a banana and split!
  • Sparx: I may not be Icky, but as Snagglepuss once said, "Exit, with a stampede of Gallimimus chasing you, stage right!"
  • Pinkie: What is making these dinosaurs run? (Suddenly, a large Velociraptor appeared and roared) EEK!! FORGET I ASKED!!
  • Discord: (Riding one of the Gallimimus dressed as Paul Revere) THE FIELD PREDATORS ARE COMING, THE FIELD PREDATORS ARE COMING!!! (A pack of Velociraptors appeared and started attacking not just the Gallimimus, but some of the group)
  • Rarity: How long is this blasted field?!?
  • Longzu: A good 200 or more miles!!
  • Applejack: Man, I thought those critters were extinct!!
  • Riku: Well, then those are some very hungry fossils!
  • Trixie: (Gets caught in a branch, while the others unknowingly left her behind. She was too panicky to scream, and tried to escape. But the raptors noticed Trixie, and slowly and viciously closed in) OH, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO TRIXIE?!?
  • Jaggearo: (He and the others got on the big rocks as the stampede runs through. Jaggearo then noticed Trixie in danger, and goes off to save her) I'M COMING, TRIXIE! (Trixie breaks free, but the raptors quickly surround her. Jaggearo goes as quickly has he can, slowed down only by Galliminus)
  • Trixie: (She starts panicking, then suddenly the Alpha Raptor, which has a frill and a spiny back, appears and shrieks at the other raptors to give it space) Don't eat me, please! I don't taste wonderful! (Jaggearo is almost out of the stampede, and the Alpha Raptor tries to get near to Trixie, who is too scared to realize she can just teleport out)
  • Spyro: (While Kairi is still mounted on him as she drew out her Keyblade) Come on! We gotta help Jaggearo save Trixie!
  • Everyone Else: Right!
  • Discord: (As a soldier) A good soldier never leaves a man or pony behind!
  • Pinkie: YEAH! (They leaped from the big rocks and go help Jaggearo. The Alpha Raptor stomps on Trixie's tail to hold her down as Trixie closed her eyes and cried like a baby)
  • Trixie: THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO DO! I NEVER GOT TO BECOME LIKE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!! (Suddenly the Raptors were scared off by Spyro and his flame breath while Kairi hits attacking raptors with her Keyblade)
  • Discord: I liked you guys better when you were EXTINCT! (Seizes the Alpha Raptor with his tail and flings him at Rainbow Dash, who snaps it's neck) Wow! Since when have you been this violent, Dash? Honestly?
  • Rainbow Dash: That's none of your business, pal!
  • Scootaloo: (Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were throwing rocks and coconuts at the raptors, and Scootaloo sneaks up behind one of them, and bites him, causing it to jump 10 feet in the air in pain) Yeah, how do you like it, buddy? Hurts, doesn't it?
  • Trixie: (Twilight used her telekinesis to bring Trixie and Jaggearo to saftey with the others on the giant rocks)...I'm alive! I'M ALIVE!!! (She grabs Twilight, and began cheek-kissing her) THANK YOU! *Kiss* THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! *Kiss 3x*
  • Twilight: Trixie, that's not necessary. (Leaves to help Spyro's group as Trixie, Jaggearo, and the others watched from the big rocks as Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Pinkie, Rarity, Gilda, Rainbow Dash, the Crusaders and Discord, along with the remaining raptors face off like when Chrysalis and her followes did during Shining and Cadance's wedding)
  • Discord: (As a wrestler) That all you got, you big baby? Huh? Huh? Come on, give it your best shot! (Throws a few punches)
  • Raptor: (Does Jurassic Park Raptor calls, and an even bigger Alpha Raptor with a larger frill, bigger spines, and a mean roar to boot, appears)
  • Jaggearo: The Monster of the Ham-Dam Island!
  • Trixie: That's one bigass raptor!
  • Banana: Wanna know something else? That's a she! Rainbow Dash just killed her boyfriend.
  • Jaggearo: And I'll tell you right now, she's NOT happy.
  • Longzu: If Spyro and the rest of your friends are fortunate enough to defeat her, the field predators will be scattered and leaderless if they see the Monster of Ham-Dam Island is defeated, and eventually run off knowing that they are no match for Spyro's group that is.
  • Banana: One problem: Not even the mightiest Pig Orc can defeat the Monster of Ham-Dam Island!
  • Sparx: (Staring at the size of the monster while turning to Spyro) And I thought you where a big one. Goodness!
  • Applejack: Maybe it wasn't a good idea to go fight these critters after all.
  • Rarity: You think?
  • Spike: Do you know any good spells to deal with these guys, Twi?
  • Twilight: Yeah, I got one. It's powerful enough to deal with the smaller raptors but it can't easily take that thing down.
  • Kairi: Where are the Digimon when you need them?
  • Pinkie: I'm too scared to offer a fourth wall joke right now! (The Female Alpha Raptor roared menacingly)
  • Spike: On second thought, Twilight, do you have any spells for distracting those things?
  • Twilight: I do, but it's going to take a LOT of magic.
  • Discord: Please, your magic is at an amateur level compared to me. I'm a wizard at distracting people.
  • Applejack: Well, I don't care what you do, JUST DO IT!!
  • Discord: HEY, LOOK! A DYING ELEPHANT! (The raptors look behind them as Discord teleports all of them away)
  • Raptor: (Actual English, dubbed as a raptor from Nostalgia Critic) OH, NO, NO! OHH, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR THAT! WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN A DOOR, BUT NOT WHEN WE'RE BEING HAD! OH, GOD, WE'RE BAD RAPTORS, WE ARE BAD, BAD RAPTORS! (The Alpha Raptor smacked him into speaking raptor again) ("Sorry!")
  • Spyro: (The group reappears on the high rocks and see that the Monster of Ham-Dam Island and the raptors are leaving)
  • Spyro: (Sighs in relief) Man that was close!
  • Sparx: Oh, please don't tell me there's a possibility this place doesn't has T-Rexes or anything like that!
  • Gilda: Sparx, could you not cause anymore surprises that will put us into anymore danger please? Those raptors were bad enough as it is. (Kairi, Cynder, Riku and the ponies agreed)
  • Sparx: Oh, come on, I'm curious!
  • Spyro: Sparx, I think maybe it's better if you don't cause another problem after we get out of one that was already tough for us.
  • Sparx: But--
  • Everyone: SPARX!
  • Jaggearo: I'll send the howler monkeys to scout us a safe place where we can rest. Then we'll continue on to Ham-Dam Mountain by morning.
  • Gilda: Music to my ears, Jaggearo.
  • Banana: But you don't have ears.
  • Gilda: Well, I have ear holes because I'm part bird, but I just wanna call it a day.
  • Rainbow Dash: Same here.
  • Discord: So...how long exactly are we gonna stay at these rocks?
  • Jaggearo: The Monster of Ham-Dam is notoriously masterful at unexpected surprises. So until a safer route is found, we can't afford to lull in a false sense of security and just walk off the rock.
  • Trixie: Stranded? AGAIN?!? (Kairi covered Trixie's mouth)
  • Kairi: Be quiet, Trixie!
  • Cynder: Yeah, you'll give us away!
  • Gilda: Not to side with Trixie, but I think we're pretty much alone.
  • Spyro: Good point, Gilda, but we can't afford to attract anymore unwanted trouble.
  • Howler Monkey: Jaggearo, we found a cave like Birdie's. It has a tunnel that leads underground to a huge chamber for all of us to make camp in.
  • Jaggearo: Have you explored it thoroughly? 
  • Howler Monkey: Affirmative. We checked if there's any preadators and there hasn't been a scent of another creature in there.
  • Sparx: Ok then. Just, how far is it exactly? Longzu said this field is freakishly long.
  • Howler Monkey: It's a little far form here.
  • Jaggearo: Then we'd better get on our way before another field predator comes.
  • Gilda: I'm curious, why didn't you tell us that some of the field predators were dinosaurs?
  • Jaggearo: It is a mystery of how those prehistoric reptiles survived that extinction a long time ago. Destiny Islands was one of the many worlds hit the hardest by a speical group of Darkspawn called the Dragozaurs, though very special heroes prevented them from destroying this world all together. My grandfather encountered a surviving dinosaur population when I was still a cub. But no one ever thought these creatures still lived, though we heard legends of worlds still filled with dinosaurs. But there will be different kinds of field predators besides the Monster and her raptor pack and there will not be any dinosaurs this time. We must be getting on and to the cave where we shall make camp. The Sun will soon go down and the field will become restless with diffrent kinds of field carnivores. Let's get on.
  • Discord: If an oversized raptor is the worse 'Field Predator' you've got, I don't even want to think what the much worse ones are like.
  • Cynder: Yeah, same here. (The Group finds their way through the field and found the cave the howler monkeys have found. The Crusaders, Rarity and Spike were getting tired from travelling by foot and are very hungry)
  • Spike: I really wish we found that treasure by now! I really need some gems to eat.
  • Banana: Uh, why do you want to eat something that's basically a shiny rock?
  • Spike: It's in my nature. Equestrian dragons' main diet consists of gems, other than their rare diets of meat. I once tried to bake a 6-layer gem cake, but my dumb instinct forced me to eat them all. Had to watched over the Crusaders and the Mane 6's pets for them, too.
  • Rarity: When did the Crusaders get involved?
  • Applebloom: Well...uh...we were trying to get our cutie marks out of helping Spike take care of your pets, but you might know how that went, right girls?
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, no cutie marks again.
  • Spike: (To the Crusaders) Thanks for that, girls. (Openly) But Twilight and I know an old friend of ours who is another dragon and is great at making a milkshake out of dragon berries.
  • Banana: Really?
  • Twilight: Spike, now might not be an appropriate time to reflect.
  • Spike: Right, sorry.
  • Cynder: (She looked around the cave and saw cave-drawings of an Aztec-like tribe of Antelope)...Spyro, come look at this!
  • Spyro: What is it, Cynder?
  • Cynder: Looks like...an Aztec tribe of antelopes.
  • Jaggearo: Oh, dear. I don't think the howler monkeys took the time to find this place. It's from the Aztecalopes. Nice people, but they have extremist views.
  • Cynder: Extremist views?
  • Jaggearo: Well...they believe in this, very bloodthirsty god that will threaten to devour them all unless sacrifices are made. They have a city in the west jungle. Their chief's a good woman, but their high preist, Gaz-zon,...(Growls) Wow, he's the worse of those views.
  • Sparx: Wait, there's a city here?
  • Riku: But I thought this was an all-jungle island.
  • Jaggearo: They wanted to be secretive from the outside world that would never understand them.
  • Trixie: I can't say I blame them. I mean, a society that legalized organized murder? How savage!
  • Twilight: Yeah, same here.
  • Riku: Hey guys, look what I found! (Shows another chamber filled with Aztecalope weaponry)
  • Sparx: You wanted us to see a bunch of junk?
  • Spyro: Hang on Sparx, this 'junk' could be useful. The animals can arm themselves and help us fight.
  • Jaggearo: You may be right, Purple One, whoever left this Aztecalope weaponry behind, we have them to thank.
  • Spyro: Ok, everyone, pick an Aztec weapon that should be good for you and let's get a camp set up. I have a feeling that we may need these to help us fight the pirates and whatever lives in the Badlands.
  • Rarity: But how do we know if these things aren't like, a bunch of years old? They could be fragile and break.
  • Banana: Trust me, the Aztecalopes are still around. I think we're in their armory.
  • Longzu: (He sees a strange non-Aztec chair similar to Discord's chaotic throne)...Or a thief's lair. I think these weapons are stolen.
  • Discord: Hey, that kinda looks like my custom-made throne I made when I made Ponyville the Chaos Capital of the World! But...this one has flowers in the design....Oh, boy, that means...Oh, snap!
  • Applejack: What is it?
  • Discord: Well, take my old throne, and combine it with flowers like these. What does that make you think of?
  • Pinkie: A chaotic princess?
  • Discord: No! It's another Draconequus! A FEMALE Draconequus! Trust me, there's nothing more dangerous than busting in another Draconequus' lair. Especially if it's another guy. This could be a love nest for them.
  • Pinkie: You mean this place makes her feel warm and fuzzy inside?
  • Discord: Uh, no. You see it's not a good idea to disturb a Draconequus couple when they're having their private business. When a male and female Draconequus fall in love, they--
  • Spyro: You know, I gotta stop you right there, Discord. We'd better get out here before we get into anymore trouble.
  • Banana: But what about the stolen Aztec weapons?
  • Spyro: Leave them! It won't be right to use stolen goods to our advantage. Let's go!

Outside The Cave

  • Twilight: (They go out, and they suddenly see something in the distance)...Uh, guys? Do you see something over there?
  • Discord:...I think it's a...(He sees a female Draconequus that has the same horns as Discord, but they are reversed, black hair, a right eagle talon, a left cougar paw, a right hyena's leg, a left cow's leg, the same snake tail as Discord, but has black spots and a black tuft, and has 2 wings of 2 different kinds of butterflies, and has a black shirt around her top. She is seen hovering across the fields with something wrapped up in cloth, then she notices the group)...IT'S A FEMALE DEACONEQUUS!!! (She suddenly bumps into the group)
  • Spyro's Group: ARRGGHH!
  • Female Draconequus: ARRGGHH!
  • Everyone: ARRGGHH!!! (The Female Draconequus trips over flat on her back)
  • Discord: Whoa, easy, miss! What's the prob...lem? (Suddenly a bunch of Aztec-like antelope warriors with a T-Rex charged forth)
  • Sparx: Oh, no! They DO have T-Rexes here! (The Aztec warriors surrounded the group and the Female Draconequus, who tosses the item to Discord, who tosses it back, who she tosses it back, who he tosses it back, and repeated a few times. Discord nervously laughs until the Female Draconguus hits the wrapped object in the head)
  • Discord: OW!! WATCH IT, LADY!!!
  • Female Draconequus: Well, that's NO way to talk to a lady.
  • Discord: Hey, you were the one who hit me in the head.
  • Female Draconequus: But that doesn't mean you should yell at me! (The two start to argue until the Female Draconequus turns Discord into a dog, who constantly barks at her)
  • Spike: Whoa!
  • Female Draconequus: (Scoffs, and turns Discord back)
  • Discord:...watch where you throw that thing!
  • Female Draconequus: (Scoffs trying to hold in laughter)
  • Discord: What's so funny?
  • Pinkie: Ooohhh, I think those two have a lot in common. (Giggles, then the Aztec antelope warriors point their spears toward the group)
  • Trixie: Uh...Hello, simple violent tribe deers. We come in peace! Harmony! Happiness around! WOOOO!
  • Warrior Leader: (They all noticed Cynder, and gasped) It's the glorious Death God!
  • Cynder: (Looks offended) Excuse me? (The warriors bowed at her)...Uh...
  • Trixie: I think I came through with them. (Gilda looked at her with a face)
  • Gilda: (Sarcastically) Sure you did.
  • Discord: Uh, yeah, if you all don't mind, uh, (The Female Draconequus gets chained up by the warriors) we found this cave filled with weapons, and...(The Female Draconequus gasped)...uh...we felt that, for an obvious reason, may've belonged to you by any chance, and uh... (The Warrior Leader points a spear towards Discord, who screams like a girl, and actually becomes a little girl) MOMMY, I NEED AN ADULT!!! (The Female Draconequus gets confused at this)
  • Warrior leader: (He and the other warriors are confused)...Death God, is this abomination and the other outsiders with you?
  • Cynder: (Scoffs offended) My name is Cynder, thank you very much! And yes, those guys are with me.
  • Warrior Leader: Then come with us to the Great City. Tyranna-Khan, pick them up. (The T-Rex, Tyranna-Khan, picks up the group with it's mighty jaws)
  • Discord: Hey, watch the teeth, buddy!
  • Cynder: Let's just see how this plays out before we make a move. (They leave the area)

A Waterfall

  • Trixie: (The warriors and the T-Rex are near a waterfall) They took us all this way to a waterfall? What, do they want us to take a shower or something?
  • Rarity: Well, at least it's beautiful this time of year.
  • Trixie: WE'RE IN A MOUTH OF A FREAKIN' DINOSAUR, AND HERE YOU ARE SIGHT-SEEING?!?
  • Kairi: Not helping with your attitude, Trixie!
  • Spyro: (To the warriors) Hey, where are you taking us? (The Warrior Leader ignores him as he goes through the waterfall and vanishes)
  • Sparx: (Gasps) IS HE A WIZARD?!? (Everyone was silent)...What?
  • Twilight: No, you crazy bug! It's obviously some sore of hidden passageway.
  • Rarity: Behind a waterfall? And they don't even bother getting themselves wet?
  • Riku: Well guys, wherever this hidden passageway leads, we're going to find out soon enough.
  • Applebloom: Applejack, I'm scared.
  • Sweetie Belle: Me, too!
  • Scootaloo: Well, I-I-I'm n-n-n-not s-s-s-s-s-s-scared.
  • Kairi: It's okay, girls. You three will be okay with me.
  • Applebloom: Okay, Kairi, if you're sure we'll be okay, that's good enough for us, right girls?
  • Sweetie Belle: Right.
  • Scootaloo: I was never afraid to begin with. (Chuckles nervously)
  • Sparx: There's NO way I'm going through there! I'll get wet. (The Aztec warriors give him a plank of wood as shade)...Well, that was pretty nice. (Tyranna-Khan gently carried Spyro's group into the waterfall. The group see that it really was a secret passage)
  • Rarity: Uhhgh! I HATE getting my mane wet.
  • Twilight: A secret passage? I mean, the fact they managed to tame an infamous prehistoric predator is incredible enough, but a hidden passage in a waterfall?
  • Sparx: I know that's a common thing in movies, but this one is just weird.
  • Riku: I'd sure like to know where this passage leads.
  • Warrior Leader: Tyranna-Khan, put the Death God and her allies down. (Tyranna-Khan gently put down Spyro's group)
  • Trixie: Finally! That beast better not have drooled on me.
  • Cynder: (The Female Draconequus is placed in a very long boat) Is it possible that these boats lead somewhere?
  • Spyro: Probably so.
  • Sparx: I hope we get a pleasant wecoming committee wherever these guys are taking us.
  • Kairi: Same here.
  • Warrior Leader: Death God, outsiders, in the boat, now.
  • Pinkie: Not until you say 'please'--(The Warrior Leader points a spear at her) YIPE!
  • Twilight: Uh, Pinkie, I don't think we wanna test their patience.
  • Cynder: Never mind Pinkie, sir. We're going into the boat now.
  • Pinkie: Just trying to teach him manners.
  • Gilda: Not the right people to tease, Pinkie, trust me. This guy is from a city which legalized people getting their hearts ripped out, and you wanna be cute with them?
  • Pinkie:...Okay, forget about manners, then. (Spyro's group got into the boat)
  • Warrior Leader: That's more like it. Tyranna, you're back to guard duty on the entrance. (Tyranna-Khan leaves)
  • Trixie: Yeah, you BETTER keep walking! (Tyranna-Khan looks back, scaring Trixie into holding Gilda, and he turns back again)
  • Discord: (Dressed as a tourist) Excuse me, sir, when do we get lunch?
  • Warrior Leader: Contain the demon and his powers, NOW!
  • Discord: (Dressed as a Brooklyn Wrestler): And how are you gonna do that, wise guy? Huh? (They get out glowing green chains) Oooh, glowing chains! How scary...NOT!
  • Sparx: Uh, Dis, I think they want to restrain you and your powers, if you get my meaning.
  • Discord: Oh please, dragon-bug, nothing except the Elements of Harmony can tame the might and unstoppable awesomeness of Disco--(Suddenly, the cuffs are placed on him) OOWWW!!! That hurt, man! I--(They put a muzzle on him to keep him quiet) MMPPHH!!!
  • Sparx: I tried to warn ya'.
  • Discord: (Groans angrily)
  • Applejack: Uh, is that even remotely necessary?
  • Warrior Leader: Please leave the questions for until we reach the Great City. Row the boat! (The warriors rowed the boats from the dock and approch a dark, but torch-lit, cavern)
  • Sparx: You know, guys, I'm begining to think that this is how Sam and Max's team found the Digimon group. It's kinda like deja vu.
  • Spyro: Yeah, somthing like that. (Kairi held on to the Crusaders who were scared as the boats entered the cavern)
  • Sparx: Uh, word of advice, guys? Get motors for these boats so you won't have to have your hooves bleed from constantly rowing.
  • Spyro: Sparx, this isn't a good time.
  • Riku: (The Female Draconequus was stubbornly holding on to the strange wrapped-up object) Hey, what is that thing she is holding?
  • Cynder: For once, I wish I knew.
  • Sparx: I bet it's a soccer ball.
  • Gilda: ...Bug, I'm gonna smack you upside your tiny head one of these days.
  • Sparx: What? What did I say?
  • Spyro: (Something shiny from what the Female Draconequus was holding caught Spyro's eye, and The Female Draconequus quickly hid the shiny part in fear) Hey, guys? Is that object that Female Draconequus is holding what I think it is?
  • Trixie: Oh, who cares? It's probably nothing these guys don't already know about. I assume they're guards or something and this creature stole, like, a cooking pot or something. (Suddenly, they see daylight right at the end of the cavern)
  • Pinkie: OH, NO! WE'VE ALL DIED! IT'S THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! DON'T GO IN TO THE LIGHT!!
  • Twilight: Pinkie Pie, stop it, we're not dead!
  • Gilda: Looks like the dragonfly isn't the only one who's gonna get hit upside the head one of these days. (Cynder just put her tail in Pinkie's mouth to keep her quiet)
  • Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, your randomness may want a low profile for the moment. Understand? (Pinkie nods in agreement)
  • Cynder: (Chuckles while removing her tail from Pinkie's mouth) That's a good girl, Pinkie Pie.
  • Kairi: (Pointing at the light) Look at that!
  • Trixie: What? It's just a shiny bright--
  • Spyro's Group: Lost Aztec City of Gold! (A beautiful Aztec-city similar to El Dorado is seen with three temples and the inhabitants are antelopes and other creatures who made this place home. Trixie and Rarity were in awestruck)
  • Rarity: (Squeals excitedly)
  • Trixie: Look at all this!...Trixie like gold!
  • Spike: (He was spellbound at the jewelry decorating the Temples) Look at all the jewels! The rubies, the diamonds and emeralds!
  • Twilight: (Laughing) Oh, Spike.
  • Sparx: Kairi? Spyro? Are you two having the same dream as I am?
  • Gilda: If you are dreaming, let me test something. (Gilda pulls out two frying pans and slammed them against Sparx) Did you feel THAT?!?
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) WHAT DA HELL WAS THAT?!?! (Falls to the bottom of the boat)
  • Rainbow Dash: Gilda, as much as I love your imitating Icky's comedy relief, Sparx is asking Spyro and Kairi a rhetorical question and your shenanigans may want a low profile for the moment.
  • Gilda: Okay, okay! Sheesh!
  • Sparx: Well, to be fair, at least I know this ain't a dream. (Faints)
  • Kairi: I've been living on a tropical island for some time, and we didn't even know about a lost city here!
  • Gilda: I think Jaggy mentioned something about them not wanting visitors.
  • Jaggearo: Yes, because the outside world does not accept their traditions. And there is also the problem of looters trying to get the gold and/or valuable money-making artifacts.
  • Trixie and Rarity: (Both squeal excitedly)
  • Spyro: Well, everyone, let's hope the Aztecalopes are friendly. Unlike McFluffy since they see Cynder as a God.
  • Sweetie Belle: Ooooh, look at the pretty giant fishes. (The giant fishes look at Sweetie Belle weird with curious faces)
  • Giant Fish: Hey, why does that kid have a Narwhal's tooth in her head?
  • Giant Fish #2: Maybe she came from one of those toxic waste dumps.
  • Giant Fish #3: Yeah, I bet she has trouble trying to fit in with others with that big b**** on her head! (They all laugh at her, which causes her to start crying. Pinkie got out an umbrella to sheild the others from Sweetie Belle's tears)
  • Rarity: How rude of those sushi for insulting my one and only sister like that!
  • Kairi: Aw, Sweetie Belle, come here-- (Sweetie Belle violently hugged Kairi, and it caused her head to become cartoonishly big and purple) That's...a little too tight, Sweetie Belle! (Spike was laughing at this)
  • Rarity: Sweetie Belle, not too rough!
  • Sweetiebelle: (Sobbing while letting go of Kairi) I can't help it, Rarity! Those fish were mean to me!
  • Twilight: I got it, guys! (She magically makes the fish that insulted Sweetie Belle lose their mouths)
  • Warrior Leader: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO SACRED LOUD-MOUTH LAKE FISH?!?
  • Twilight: Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-SACRED?!?
  • Gilda: (Sarcastically) Oh, I think we're making a REAL good impression so far, gang.
  • Cynder:...Listen, those fish were very rude to my friend, Sweetie Belle! Twilight, reverse the spell so I can have a word with them. (Twilight did that, though reluctantly)
  • Giant Fish #1: Whoa, that was weird!
  • Giant Fish #3: These guys are psychic!
  • Cynder: (Clears throat) Listen here, Sacred Loud-Mouth Lake Fish, you both should be ashamed of yourselves for insulting a sweet unicorn filly like Sweetie Belle. If you both can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. Now apologize to Sweetie Belle for what you said to her at once.
  • Giant Fish #1: (Seeing Cynder as the Death God and fearing her in her presence) Yes, Great Death God! Our bad! Sorry for our insults. We were just playing. We had no idea she was sensitive.
  • Giant Fish #2: Yeah, of course. We'll be going, now. (All 3 fish swim away as the boat reached the docks, and the Warrior Leader runs off. A guard Antelope sees this, and runs off in another direction. We see the guard go to a Female Antelope chief that is attractive and tells her of the arrivals. She becomes concerned. In a creepy looking temple, the Warrior Leader arrives to tell the same thing to a creepy-looking skull-face-painted Antelope high-priest, who smiles at a long-awaited prophecy ready to unfold. Spyro's group stands nervously as citizens look at the sight. A pig and a crane are in awe)
  • The Pig: Dude...it's the Death God!
  • The Crane: Gnarly! Gaz-zon was, like, right and spit! (The Pig and Crane looked at each other)
  • Pig and Crane: Dude!
  • Sparx: Uh, hello, uh, hidden civilization we didn't know actually existed. We mean you no harm.
  • Antelope: Then why did the Purple Horse take away the mouths of the Sacred Fish?
  • Sparx: They were buttholes!
  • Antelope #2: I'm sure they're not anuses.
  • Sparx: No, not like that! They insulted this little filly here, and, uh...
  • ???: BEHOLD! (Sparx screams as Spyro, Kairi and the others look up to see the Antelope high-priest and the Female Chief above a temple stairway)
  • Antelope High-Priest: Did I not predict the coming of judgment? The coming, of a new age! The coming, of the Death God! The Black Dragon of Destruction! Lo and Behold! The Almighty Cynder! A destroyer of a civilization! Murderer of a merfolk queen, near-conqueror of the Dragon Realms, and a death incarnated!
  • Trixie: Odd, I didn't know the original series was known by these guys.
  • Antelope High-Priest: As it is fortold by Prophets of Old!
  • Trixie: Never mind.
  • Antelope High-Priest: (He magically reveals a giant golden statue of Dark Cynder) THE GLORIOUS GOD OF DEATH, IS AMONG US! ALL SHALL KNOW THE AGE OF THE BLACK DRAGON! (The Female Chief looks on concerned as the Antelope High-Priest teleports to Spyro's group as the Chief walks down the stairs)
  • Gilda: SWEET CELESTIA!
  • Applejack: This feller knows witchcraft!
  • Riku: Well, this guys seems familiar for sure.
  • Sparx: You're thinking of Tzekel-Khan, right?
  • Riku: Oh, yeah! (The Female Chief takes a good look at Spyro, then Sparx and finally the rest)
  • Gilda: Take a picture, it'll last longer. (Twilight smacks Gilda) OWCH!
  • The Female Chief: I am Chief Talonhoof. I must ask you, what brings you here in the city now, great one?
  • Antelope High-Priest: YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE DEATH GOD!!
  • Twilight: Uh, excuse me?
  • Sparx: Tzekel-Khan ripoff!
  • Riku: Totally! (The Antelope High-Priest looks at Twilight)
  • Twilight: You seem to call her a 'god' a lot. A god is what describes a 'male' almighty. Cynder's a female, so wouldn't it be genderly correct if she were to be called 'Death Goddess'?
  • The Female Chief (Talonhoof): That's what I keep telling him!
  • Spyro: Anyway, my friends and I are not here asking for trouble, we're just trying to get to the summit of Ham-Dam Mountain. (Everyone gasped)
  • Antelope High-Priest: The Ham-Dam Mountain? Are you insane?!? The land surrounding it forbidden, and it's too dangerous for even you people. Even our best warriors never even DREAM of setting foot on that land. The risk is not worth it, not even if you're one of those deluded believers of this 'Keyblade Pirate' nonsense! I must ask that you forsake ever planning to set foot there.
  • Spyro: Why should we do that? It's very important for us to-- (The High-Priest hypnotizes Spyro)
  • Antelope High-Priest: You will forsake your adventure to the Badlands!
  • Spyro: I will forsake my adventure to the Badlands!
  • Antelope High-Priest: You will decide you will want to live here!
  • Spyro: I will decide I will want to live here!
  • Antelope: Everything related to the Badlands you will deny!
  • Spyro: Everything related to the Badlands I will deny!
  • Sparx: Spyro, why are you repeating what he's saying--(An Antelope Warrior points his spear at him) AARRGGH!!
  • Spyro: (The High-Priest finishes the spell) Uh...Where am I?
  • Antelope High-Priest: You were gonna say on how you, as one of the great Death God's...apparent entourage, that you all will be staying in the city for the rest of millennia.
  • Spyro: Oh, okay. That sounds legit.
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU NEVER SAID SUCH WOR--(An Antelope Warrior points his spear at him) AARRGGHH!
  • Antelope Warrior: SILENCE!
  • High Prest: Oh, I forget my manners. I am Gaz-zon, the Death God's devoted high-priest.
  • Chief Talonhoof: And what are your names, companions of the Death God?
  • Gaz-zon: Never mind that, they are unimportant. (He notices the warriors bring in the Female Draconequus) Ah, I see the Death God has captured the demon that has plagued us for some time. About time, too. Now, shall we kill her in your honor?
  • The Female Draconequus: No! Uh...The Death God sent me a vision to bring the attention to her and the companions! I was...uh...chosen to be her herald! (Looks at Cynder, and whispers) Help me out here.
  • Cynder:...Release her!
  • Gaz-zon: As you wish, Death God! But what about the other demon?
  • Discord: (Muffled with the muzzle still on him) Mmmmph!
  • Cynder: You mean Discord? I think it's best if you release him, too. He's with us.
  • Gaz-zon: Very well. Remove the chains.
  • Discord: (The warriors unshackled him and took the muzzle off him, as he comically gasps) I COULDN'T BREATH IN THAT THING! (Magically makes a scuba air tank appears and breathes the whole thing in, and comically inflates until he blows around like a balloon, and lands onto Pinkie like a ragdoll)
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) That was funny! (Discord returns to normal)
  • Gaz-zon:...Uh, is he alright?
  • Spyro: Don't mind him, he's a former spirit of chaos who switched sides recently. Anyway, I'm Spyro and this is Sparx, Kairi, Riku, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Gilda and Trixie.
  • Gaz-zon: (Sighs, not caring about the others' names, and speaks to the Female Draconequus) You will begin by returning that golden false egg you stole to it's rightful place. (The Female Draconequus left with the golden false egg) Now, may I take you all to the Grand Temple Palace, Death God? It's where you'll all be staying. Your little pets who's names I care not for are allowed to attend. Even your...personal demon.
  • Discord: Oh, that's not very nice!...(Looks at Gilda)...The griffin is not THAT bad once you get to know her.
  • Gilda: Hey, I resent that! Besides, he was talking about YOU, dumbass! (Discord turns her beak into a toucan's beak) AAH!!
  • Discord: Next time, watch who you talk to, you walking chicken! (Everyone laughs a bit at Gilda's toucan beak, and Discord turns it back to normal)
  • Twilight: You know, I'm STILL not sure why Celestia would want you reformed.
  • Discord: Well, she did! Get used to it.
  • Trixie: Perhaps we can stay for a while.
  • Gaz-zon: We have beautiful jewels.
  • Trixie: I mean, stay forever!!!
  • Cheif Talonhoof: Tonight, we shall throw a feast in honor of your arrival, Death God.
  • Sparx: Ah, sweet! A party. Way better than dealing with a band of pirates. Now THIS is paradise!
  • Gaz-zon: That is not a proper way to welcome a God, Talonhoof! A proper way is to show a sacrifice right in front of her! And offer the life essence, (Whispers) that's blood by the way, (Openly) for the Death God to drink.
  • Sparx: Oh, yeah. Forgot these people have a death and kill fetish.
  • Cynder: Uh, last time I checked, I was born a dragon. Not a vampire bat or a mosquito!
  • Gaz-zon: But you are a Death God! Blood of the sacrificed is your only needed supplement.
  • Gilda: Well, this is a fine way to welcome visitors!
  • Gaz-zon: And as for the Death God's companions that I don't care that much about, I want absolutely NO complaints from you, is that understood? (Spyro's group nodded) Great!
  • Cynder: Okay, now can we get some rest and my friends something to eat now?
  • Gaz-zon: I make no promises for food preparations for your pets. If they want food, they have to pay for it from merchants fair and square. But you, Death God, will be catered to your every whim! (He turns around to the stairs with a disappointed Talonhoof in the way) Step aside! (Talonhoof did just that)
  • Sparx: I do not like this guy!

Top of the Temple Palace

  • Gilda: (Gaz-zon and Talonhoof reached the top with no problems while Spyro's group looks exhausted) I see why Po hates stairs! Goddamn it!
  • Trixie: Why don't these people have elevators?
  • Gilda: They don't HAVE elevators, idiot!
  • Spike: (Dubbed as Po after being carried by Pinkie) Thanks for carrying me these last few flights! I threw up a bit on the third and second floor. Someone might wanna clean that up. You guys have an ancient Aztec-janitor or something? (Passes out)
  • Spyro: Cynder, this place is just amazing! I had no idea it was so rich. I'm never leaving this place.
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Spyro, we've got a job to do, remember?
  • Sparx: Yeah, we gotta get to the Ham-Dam Mountain. It's our only hope of getting Fluttershy back.
  • Spyro:  No way! That's just too dangerous.
  • Sparx: (Sighs) You've got to be kidding me!
  • Spyro: I'm serious, Sparx! Gaz-zon insisted that the Mountain's too dangerous! Besides, Fluttershy chose her destiny to become a merpony, and we will not alter her path.
  • Sparx: Oh, bullshit! That's not something you would say!
  • Spyro: Sparx, language! And don't try to change my mind. We're staying here, and that's final.
  • Wajinga:...Something is not right here.
  • Talonhoof: Death God and companions? May I present your sleeping quarters. (The Warriors pull the curtains to reveal the inside of the Temple Palace)
  • Trixie: I ALWAYS DREAMED TO BE IN A CASTLE! AND LO, IT HAS COME TRUE! In a way.....
  • Rarity: You took the words right out of my mouth!
  • Spike: (Wakes up and sees some Antelope women appearing with a golden tray filled with gems) Oh, finally! (Runs up and reaches for it, but Gaz-zon slaps him in the hand) OW!
  • Gaz-zon: What are you doing?! Those are the royal tributes reserved to the Death God only! You are not to be anywhere near the tributes, or you'll be guilty of disrespecting the Death God, and will be punished! (Cynder gasped at this)
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Adam Sandler) WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
  • Twilight: HEY! Nopony talks to my assistant like that- (Antelope warriors point their spears at her) WHOA!
  • Gaz-zon: Now get away from the jewels at once! (Spike whimpered away with tears apparent)
  • Banana: WHY THAT JACK-, LET ME AT HIM, LET ME AT HIM!!! (Grabs his tail) Someone hold me back! (Pinkie bites his tail) YOW! Not like that! (Pinkie spits it out as his tail beats red)
  • Pinkie: Sorry, no hands!
  • Gaz-zon: Now, servant girl, place the jewels with the other tributes. (The Antelope female went to do just that)
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) What kind of priest are you? You just threatened to bring harm to a baby dragon!
  • Gaz-zon: That is not of your concern, Purple Pony. I made it clear I don't want ANY complaints. If I have to inform you again, you shall be punished with him. (Twilight looks at him angrily) Now leave! You are of no use to me.
  • Spyro: Twilight, we have to do as he says. He's a very serious person.
  • Twilight: Fine, but I'm saying right now that I'm not afraid to place a restraining order on him! (Spike is seen on a stair step crying while Twilight comforted him) Spike? Don't take it too badly, I'll make sure that child-abuser stays away from you if that'll make you feel better.
  • Sparx: You Know, Twi, anyone like Gaz-zon who worships Cynder as a god and treats us like garbage is now considered a jerk and a donkey's rear end!
  • Twilight: Definitely! That's all he is, and that's all he'll ever be! (They all start to leave)
  • Gaz-zon: Fair thy well, Death God! I'll be in the Sacred Temple if you require my services. (He leaves as Talonhoof, losing hope to make things better, leaves, too)

Outside

  • Gaz-zon: (He and Talonhoof were outside in the middle of the stairway) And so begins the Age of the Black Dragon! Happy New Year. (Laughs, and leaves while Talonhoof remains greatly concerned and depressed)

Inside

  • Twilight: (Screams and curses are heard in the living compartment as it is seen that she's throwing a temper-tantrum in front of everyone else) THAT SON OF A C***! IF HE EVER TOUCHES SPIKE, I WILL TEAR OF ONE OF HIS HORNS, AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP HIS A******!!! MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****!!! STUPID JERKY PRIEST!!!
  • Discord:...Wow! I knew Twilight was a stressful pony, but I've never seen her like THIS! (Appears as a psychiatrist) Could this be an expression of hostility, Ms. Sparkle?
  • Twilight: Shut up, Discord! That's not helping!
  • Discord: Ooh, definitely an expression of hostility!
  • Applejack: Just calm down, sugar-cube! Just because he threatened to harm Spike, it doesn't mean you have to lose your temper.
  • Anteater: Well, I do agree with her a bit. Not giving us a welcome party and those fish insulting Sweetie Belle were two things, but hypnotizing Spyro and threatening Spike was a bit too far.
  • Twilight: EXACTLY! I've NEVER seen someone so cruel to a child like that. IT JUST MAKES ME SICK!
  • Discord: Okay, I'm now expecting she'll go through the 5 Stages of Grief. The first is denial...
  • Twilight: Okay, maybe Gaz-zon's threat's were not too serious! Maybe he was just trying to scare him!
  • Discord: Then anger...
  • Twilight: THAT C***-S****** SON OF A B****HOLE!!! I'LL SMASH HIS HEAD IN LIKE A F*****G WATERMELON!!!
  • Discord: Then bargaining...
  • Twilight: Okay, okay, maybe if I just put a thorn in his foot and remove it, he'll agree to never harm Spike in return--AW DAMMIT, IT'S JUST HOOVES!!!
  • Discord: Then depression...
  • Twilight: (Bursts into tears)...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT SPIKE! I just can't bare to see him punished! (Cries)
  • Discord: And finally, acceptance!
  • Twilight: You know something, this is no big deal. I'm sure Spike will be fine when we find a way out of this sinful place.
  • Discord: Wow, her progress astounds me.
  • Applejack: Did you make her do all that stuff, Discord?
  • Discord:...Okay, yes I did!
  • Cynder: Well, it's possible Gaz-zon did all that because he wasn't expecting me to have companions, he figured I would've wandered here alone.
  • Gilda: But still, we are in a Golden City! (The Female Draconequus from before is overhearing this)
  • Trixie: We're rich now! Rich! We have a lot of gold here! In fact, maybe we can ask them, I.E. Cynder since she's the priest's favorite, to forge a new Trident of Benevolence! I mean, since Spyro's now a coward and won't let us go to that mountain, and that the treasure is probably non-existent anyway, why not just give them a replacement Trident of Benevolence?
  • Jaggearo: Now Trixie, the real Trident of Benevolence is the key to saving Equantica from Geogra and Dead Sea along with getting your friend back. A replacement will offer no such promise. There's no other way.
  • Wajinga: And more importantly, did any of you notice the high priest doing something to Spyro when he told him to forget about going to the mountain?
  • Sparx: Well, yeah, but those guards were forbidding us from doing anything. We couldn't do anything about it.
  • Spyro: Guys, enough of this, I am fine! We're not going to that mountain, and I don't want another word from you about it!
  • Rainbow Dash: But-
  • Spyro: NOT ONE MORE WORD!!!
  • Wajinga:...Very well, then, Spyro. You leave us no choice. As I always say, you cannot judge a book by it's cover. (She casts a spell on Spyro that makes him drowsy and passes out)
  • Gilda: Aw, what the junk did you do to him?
  • Wajinga: I know a thing about Aztec magic, so I've put him to sleep to undo the hypnotic infulence of Gaz-zon's dark magic. Like I told you when I healed him from his conflict with the rainbow one, my magic renders the one needed healing in a zone of calmness. His mind will go back to being focused on the quest. Also, his own visions may show what will happen if he chooses to stay here forever and obays Gaz-zon's command of not going to the mountain.
  • Twilight: I wonder what that would be like?
  • Sparx: I guess we'll have to find out when he wakes up.
  • Wajinga: Once the Hypnosis spell is broken, I'd best get to work on putting an anti-dark aztec magic spell on him.

Spyro's Dreams

  • Spyro: (Wakes up and is shocked to see that the Golden Aztec City is reduced to a post-apocalyptic wasteland with red clouds) What happened? What's going on? (He sees that trees and life had begun dying as the result of the lake of the city filled with oil) What happened here?!?
  • ???: This is what the greedy lion Maximillion has done, along with the other enemies you have encountered here.
  • Spyro: What? Who said that? (Spyro sees a magical image of Wajinga in the sky)
  • Wajinga: I did. This all happened as the result of you listening to Gaz-zon's lies about abandoning your quest, and keeping your friends trapped here forever.
  • Spyro: What?
  • Wajinga: I'll show you what I mean. (Shows him a vision of Equantica which is now under Dead Sea's control with the merponies enslaved and sees a sobbing Fluttershy who is shacked by her tailfin and locked away in the dungeon) Without you keeping your promise to the Merponies of Equantica, Dead Sea has been able to take control of the kingdom. Fluttershy is doomed to be in a dungeon for life, cause of having refusing him for causing an insodent that exposed his cruelty, while devastated by her friends seemingly abandoning her because of your influence. In time, she will die in misery and a broken heart. As for Geogra...(Shows him an image of Geogra who is now a gaint monster controlling the polluted oceans.)
  • (Geogra): The Destiny Islands and all who live within them will bow to my power! (Magically washes off a village with a tidal wave, drowning everyone there)
  • Wajinga: Geogra was given stronger powers as a result of Dead Sea's accomplishment. She now punishes those who have harmed the oceans of this world by washing them away. Because Maximillion owns most of Destiny Islands, Geogra has flooded most of the islands for their oil refineries that damage ocean wildlife. And trust me, Maximillion will NEVER stop for his greed and harmful influence. (Shows Maximillion bathing in piles of money as his oil rig company becomes a success)
  • (Maximillion): Thanks to Prince Derek not becoming king, I'm now the most powerful lion on the Destiny Islands. (Laughs) And the best part is, I have my rights to do it so no lawsuits for me. (Cackles) Even that lousy Dead Sea won't be able to stop me.
  • Wajinga: But sure enough, he was drowned eventally. But the undeserving death of dying rich, which he had the nerve to consider it a life well spent. Destiny Islands was destroyed forever, being doomed to be submerged underwater.
  • Spyro: Uh, but what about Blot? Clearly without me or Kairi, he can't be benefiting from this without that treasure, right?
  • Wajinga: You couldn't be more wrong, Spyro. Apparently, Blot isn't in it for just the treasure. Thanks to you sinking their ship, and by staying in the Golden City, you've made yourselves easier for them to capture. Take another good look my friend. (Shows him a vision of himself and Kairi giving themselves up)
  • (Spyro): (Most of the Lodgers, including Cynder, SpongeBob, and Lord Shen, are dead and the remaining Lodgers and heroes are held captive by Blot's crew, and Kairi and Spyro are standing alone while Blot holds a sword on Sora's neck) Alright, Blot! Enough is enough. You want us, well you'll get me.
  • (Blot): HAH! Sacrificing yourselves for your friends. How touching, how predictable! Now COME AND GET THEM! (Spyro and Kairi fly to the ship)
  • (Kairi): Alright, you've got us. We'll join your crew. Now please leave Sora, SpongeBob, The others and our friends alone.
  • (Blot): (Chuckles, dubbed as Gutt) I don't think so, princess! You both destroyed everything I had. I'm just returning the favor. (His crew ties the two up) I warned you! (The crew kills the rest of the Lodgers, and the other heroes as Blot kills Sora by slitting his throat with the sword)
  • Spyro:...No! But...but how did they find the hidden city?
  • Wajinga: I'm sorry, but that's all I can tell you. Perhaps if you listen to your friends, all this will be prevented. (Disappears as Spyro's consciousness is transferred to his future self and Kairi)
  • Spyro: What the--?!?
  • Blot: "How unluky are you!? I desided I don't want Taiklar's treasure anymore! I think spilling your blood is JUST AS ENRICHING AS TREASURE!? Nothing personal outside of certain events, kids! It's how pirates roll, bitch! Deal with it!"
  • Blot aims to kill Kairi!
  • Spyro: NOOO--(Blot stabs Kairi and kills her) KAIRI!...(Softly sobs)...

Reality

  • Spyro: (Still asleep, is shaking, moaning in fear, and rolling around) No! KAIRI! (Sobs a bit) You were like a sister to me. It's all my fault!...Wait! No, not me! OKAY, I'LL CHANGE MY MIND!!!
  • Applebloom: Okay, I'm starting to feel uneasy here.
  • Wajinga: Relax, little one, he will be fine once he wakes up.
  • Spyro: DON'T KILL ME! I'LL CHANGE!!! NOOO!!! (Spontaneously wakes up screaming) AAHH!!...(Pants heavily)
  • Kairi: Spyro, are you okay?
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Man, I hate those dark-forewarning visions.
  • Trixie: (Gulps) They're bad, aren't they?
  • Spyro: Yeah, the visions showed me what happened if I did choose to obey Gaz-zon's wish of me not going to the mountain. Destiny Islands was soon to be completely underwater, Dead Sea is ruling over Equantica, Fluttershy was going to die of a broken heart, and we were all killed by Blot due to him getting a sudden blood rampage! (Sobs a bit) It was just horrible! (Kairi hugs him)
  • Kairi: It's okay, Spyro, it was just a dream.
  • Wajinga: In case you wish to know what happened, you were hypnotized. But luckily I broke the spell and put an anti-dark Aztec magic spell on you to make sure this won't happen again.
  • Sparx: So, I guess we're not hanging out here then?
  • The Female Draconequus: Not from what I can understand. (Spyro's group jumped in surprise)
  • Trixie: Uh-oh! That thief! Uh, back before I, uh, turn you into a toad.
  • The Female Draconequus: (Gives an amused laugh) Relax, I have nothing against you guys... With the expection to a certain idiotic male member of my race who ratted out my operation.
  • Discord: (Being coy) Oopsie!
  • Twilight: Alright, who are you, and why were you stealing weapons and that gold item from these people?
  • The Female Draconequus: I expect you never tried this stuff. (Grabs an Aztec knife, and eats it. Speaks with a full mouth) It's delicious.
  • Twilight: You eat them?!?
  • The Female Draconequus: (Swallowing) Yep, especially the spears, those are damn good.
  • Gilda: Uh... Ooookay.
  • The Female Draconequus: Anyway, the name's Blanche Kathleen, but you can call me by my nickname, Black Kat. I'm a neutral spirit of tough luck and jinx.
  • Cynder: Look, we didn't mean to get you into trouble, of which I'm assuming you're fully capable of doing that on your own. We have no intentions of staying, just please don't--
  • The Female Draconequus (Black Kat): Relax, Old Gazzy and I clearly don't see eye-to-eye, as you may have guessed by now.
  • Spyro: Then what do you want with us?
  • Black Kat: To prevent you guys from leaving, but not in a bad way. Hear me out before you go ape-spit insane on me. So far, Gaz-zon is unaware that your pal, Cynder, doesn't do the bad girl act anymore, correct?
  • Cynder: Yeah. But the question is now is how are Spyro, Kairi and the others going to get out of here while I stay here and keep him occupied with my Avatar form?
  • Black Kat: Uh, yeah, that's the problem, he may not 'like' your friends, but that doesn't mean he wants ANY of you to leave. He'll think it's a sign that the devines are unhappy, and go sacrifice-crazy! In other words, he'll start murdering people. What's worse, he's not gonna be bothered by how old or young they are if you catch my drift.
  • Twilight: (Gasps) You mean... He'll go after children?
  • Black Kat: Yeah, leaving here may as well be the same as writing the whole city's population's death warrant.
  • Trixie: YAY! WE GET TO STAY IN WE-ARE-RICH LAND!
  • Cynder: Not if I kill HIM first. (Spyro and the others gasp at what Cynder just said, and Black Kat was nearly speechless)
  • Black Kat: Dude, what the hell made that erupt from your mouth?
  • Cynder: If he is planing to murder innocent lives, then Gaz-zon is too dangerous to even be alive.
  • Black Kat: A black dragon like you killing a sacrifice-crazy high priest to help two purple dragons, a dragonfly, nine ponies, a griffin, two humans, a group of animals and a male Draconequus escape the city? (Dubbed as Shira) You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
  • Riku: (Dubbed as Diego) And WE saved YOU. That makes you the punch line, babe- (Black Kat magically gives him an anvil for a head) OW!
  • Black Kat: DON'T call me 'babe'!
  • Discord: Ooh, she's wicked! (Black Kat does the same thing to him) OOF!
  • Black Kat: That goes for you, too, pal!
  • Twilight: GUYS, this isn't helping.
  • Black Kat:... (Sighs, and turns Riku and Discord's heads to normal) What I was saying was that this guy's impossible to get the drop on. Also, despite his clear mental insanity, he has the warriors protecting his ass. And good luck escaping with the king of the dinosaurs itself charging at you and chasing you back to the city. I'm saying, you people need to be smart about this.
  • Trixie: Define that?
  • Black Kat: Basically, play by his rules, but also make the good people aware that the 'Death God' isn't so bad as advertised. You know, the whole nice girl thing. I got to warn you there's gonna be obstacles. Gazzy will start pushing in new age laws that the Death God demands everyone to stay in their homes or be sacrificed, and he's gonna be putting words into your mouth that you would never actually say.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute, why help us?
  • Black Kat: You have your reasons, and I have mine.
  • Discord: And that's...
  • Black Kat:... I want out.
  • Pinkie: Sure, the front door's right ov-
  • Rarity: Pinkie, she's helping us so she can leave the city as well.
  • Cynder: You mean... You wanna be with us?
  • Black Kat: Why not? Anything's better than here. So here's the deal: Some of you want gold and jewels out of this, right? And I find their weapons delicious, let's help each other out, huh? You pull a few strings to get these people to give you things like gold, jewels, weapons, in the midst of making them see you as not what is said about you. I scratch your backs by helping you say the right things, and you scrath mine with payment of those yummy weapons they have.
  • Applebloom: DEAL-
  • Applejack: Hold it, lil' sister. We need a good plan to deal with this feller and his witchcraft Something that doesn't involve being dishonest.
  • Sparx: Yeah, cause we already have enough OC villains in this adventure as it is.
  • Cynder: Well, I've got a plan. If it works, it will free the citizens from Gaz-zon's murderous onslaught and end his life for good.
  • Black Kat: Oh, trust me, if you do anything rash, Gaz-zon will get the drop on you. He's always hard to surprise. Trust me, I've tried to get even with him a lot of times before, and I'm lucky I'm still breathing. And by the way, that hypnosis-resistance spell? That's amateur to him because he knows how to debunk that. You'll be his butt-kissers before you know it.
  • Cynder: You mean the only way we'll make any progress at all is to do it your way?
  • Spyro: Are you sure he's that powerful?
  • Black Kat: Uh, hello, i'm a Draconequus! I'm arguably one of the most near-powerful creatures in the UUniverses, and I couldn't even beat a juiced-up antelope. He possesses extreme magic, even greater than an Alicorn! Hell, even a purple dragon would look like a freakin' rookie compared to him. Hence the fact he managed to turn you into a coward, Spy-Row Boat.
  • Jaggearo: Hate to say it, but she makes a strong argument.
  • Cynder: Well my plan is that we get Talonhoof, the warriors, the people and their guardian T-Rex that they don't have to obey Gaz-zon anymore and give them the courage to help us stand up to him. And why don't we find a way to use his powerful magic against him?
  • Sparx: Plus, I don't think we can trust this she-fox.
  • Black Kat: Come again?
  • Sparx: Nothing.
  • Black Kat: Look, I just wanna repay you for not letting Gazzy-boy gore me to death! Also, don't you think I'm not just out for myself? The weapons are not the only things I want! That jerkoff had my family and all of the Island Draconequus imprisoned in a medallion he used to capture all but me. Why else is he so divine-damn powerful? I am not just some random thief, I'm a rebel with a reason and a cause.
  • Kairi: Discord's kind used to live here?
  • Black Kat: Kid, you misread me. You see, Dissy here is obviously an Equestian Draconequus, and I'm an honest-to-goodness Jungle Draconequus. HUGE difference.
  • Kairi: Oh, but, didn't the Jungle Draconequui live in Equestria?
  • Black Kat: Our forefathers and mothers did, but they decided to move onto more greener pastures. Anyway, I'm telling you, my way is more smarter, and WAY more beneficial for both parties than just getting everyone to gang up on him. He also has the other priests backing him up, and the dino devil himself... Tony.
  • Discord: Tony? Seriously? Who names a dinosaur 'Tony'? Why not 'Ron', or 'Steve', or 'Joe'?
  • Black Kat: Listen, Tony is a much larger albino Spinosaurus so nasty, even the T-Rex is afraid of him.
  • Kairi: So does Tony have a mortal enemy like Buck and Rudy on the third Ice Age film?
  • Black Kat: Nobody I'm currently aware of. Trust me, if I knew that, I would've already gotten rid of that Spino freak ages ago.
  • Spyro: Uh, guys, I think our quest to get Fluttershy back just got a bit more complicated.
  • Sparx: Geez, where are the Elements of Harmony when you need them? (A mysterious hornbill silhouette was watching them as it flew off)
  • Black Kat: Okay, are we gonna do things my way, or not? Gazzy's not gonna kick himself out.
  • Spyro: Look, we went through a lot to go on this quest to get to the Ham-Dam Mountain and we can't afford to trust you or anyone for that matter. We thank you for warning us of what Gaz-zon is capable of, though.
  • Black Kat: Look, it wasn't like I did something bad to you or anything. What the heck is it that you can't trust me for? What did I do to you guys aside from accsidently leading a bunch of guards to kidnap you?
  • Kairi: It's complicated.
  • Black Kat: Look, just because I live here, doesn't mean I'm just as murder-happy with these people. In fact, I have a hard time sleeping knowing one of those poor saps is gonna get on the chopping block. If you can't see someone who doesn't like how things are done here as much as you people don't, then fine! Me and my friends over there, (The same Crane and Pig from before), will take all this food and gems back.
  • Spike:... What?
  • Black Kat: We were gonna offer them to you as a welcome gift and a sign of partnership, but now, you can just forget it! Snorty, Squackers, we're leaving!
  • Snorty the Pig: Kay.
  • Squackers the Crane: Aw, and we got all this gnarly food and riches for nothing.
  • Cynder:... Wait! (Black Kat and her friends stopped there) If it's our only shot, then we'll play tackling Gaz-zon your way.
  • Black Kat: You will?
  • Snorty and Squackers: RIGHTOUS! (Imitates electic guitars)
  • Black Kat: Please don't make that a thing with you guys, it gets really obnoxious.
  • Cynder: Look, we're sorry we didn't trust you. It's not really a practiced habit to trust someone who's... Well... A thief.
  • Black Kat: Really? Because of my hobby? That's only to feed myself, it's not like I'm out to be rich or something. And when I do rarely steal money, it's to help out some outcasts like Snorty and Squackers. They have friends and family that are, shall we say, not very rich or well benefited if you catch my drift. I mean, why did you guys think I was trouble?
  • Cynder: It's sort of a long story. Twilight and her friends have bad blood with Discord who used to be a chaos-loving enemy. We became...cautious of you. We didn't know for sure if you were just out to mess with us.
  • Discord: (Is seen reading a book called '1,000 Ways To Amuse Yourself' and wearing glasses) Guilty as charged.
  • Cynder: Anyway, us being here is not your fault. It was yet another unfortunate event waiting to happen and you might be our only chance of continuing our journey to getting our friend, Fluttershy, back.
  • Black Kat: Who?
  • Kairi: It's kind of a long story.
  • Spyro: But we don't wanna burden you with our problems, we already unintentionally got you caught.
  • Black Kat: I see. Well enjoy the food and cash. Trust me, these people buy stuff with jewels, use them- (Spike suddenly zooms up and eats the jewels)... Uh, he's not gonna eat ALL of the jewels, is he? That's your only way to be able to buy stuff here.
  • Spyro's Group: (Gasps) Spike, spit them out! Spit them out!
  • Spike: (Whines) But I'm hungry!!!
  • Jaggearo: I know, young one. We all are.
  • Sparx: (Sighs, dubbed as Timon) You just can't help yourself, can ya?
  • Spike: (In tears) I am so sorry!
  • Twilight: (While putting her hoof on Spike) It's okay, Spike.
  • Sparx: Okay, let's use the gems carefully. And Spike, If Cynder convinces the chief to give us more gems, show a little self-control next time, okay?

Meanwhile...

  • Hornbill Figure: (He was flying to the outskirts of the city through jungle terrain and to a treehouse in the darkest part of the jungle. Inside the treehouse was a weasel-like figure taking a shower while singing in the progress. The hornbill appears as a Zazu look-alike and lands on the toilet) Sir, I apologize for this rudeness, but... (He flushes the toilet, causing the water in the shower to get cold)
  • Weasel Figure: (While behind the shower certain as the water turns cold) OH, CRIKEY, TOO COLD!!! COLD, COLD, COLD, COLD, COLD, COOO-HO-HO-HOOOLD!!!
  • The Hornbill: (Lets go of the toilet handle) I just needed to get your attention, Chuck.
  • Chuck the Weasel: (Unravels the shower curtain, and appears as a look-alike of Buck from Ice Age 3 with reddish-brown fur, an eyepatch on his left eye and has a panama jack hat and a knife made from a dinosaur's tooth and covers himself up with a towel) Aw, Crikey, Bazu! Could you give a weasel a LITTLE warning the next time he takes a shower to clean his fur? It's hard to get the dirt and bugs out of it!
  • Bazu the Hornbill: Sorry sir, I just thought it might be prudent to tell you that you may have a chance to be able to go after your old adversary without fear of his current status as a high-priest pet.
  • Chuck: Wait, what?
  • Bazu: I've been to the Golden City of Aztecalopes, and I've made a discovery regarding a group of misfits who may need your help to keep them safe from Gaz-zon, his powerful magic, and Tony.
  • Chuck: A group of misfits? What kind of misfits?
  • Bazu: A few ponies, a griffin, some dragons, a dragonfly, a male Draconequus, and 2 humans.
  • Chuck: Few ponies, a griffin, some dragons, a dragonfly, a male draconequus and 2 humans, huh? Well then, I wanna see this group for myself. Bazu, after I get my stuff together, lead the way!
  • Bazu: Of course.
  • Chuck: (After getting dryed off, putting on his panama jack hat, getting his knife and gets his stuff together) It's been a while since I've been at the Golden City and tangoed with Tony. I have a feeling that I'm going to love this group. (Bazu leads Chuck back to the city)

Gold City Palace

  • Sparx: Cynder, I know that Draconequus chick is suddenly our only hope out of here, but can you be sure she's trustworthy? She clearly admitted she wanted something in return. She wants us to suck these people dry of gold and weapons.
  • Cynder: She's not perfect, but she has no malevolent feelings against us either.
  • Sparx: How do you know?
  • Cynder: Cause Kairi, Spyro, and I sensed no darkness in her heart. I mean, yes, it is distasteful of her to use our status to benefit from it, but she has no true darkness that makes her a threat.
  • Riku: But it wouldn't hurt to make sure she doesn't lost track of what she's trying to do, and end up being corrupted by greed. If we see her again, we need to make her acknowledge a limit. Safe than sorry, right?
  • Twilight: You're not wrong on that one, Riku. Draconequui are 10 times more prone to greed and obsession more than dragons. Discord being a prime example for enjoying chaos to the point of turning Equestria into his surreal playground.
  • Discord: (While eating pieces of paper from a golden bowl) Again, guilty as charged.
  • Kairi: (Sees Discord eating paper)...Are you eating paper?
  • Discord: (Looks at it) So I am. Huh, how odd of me.
  • Twilight: Tell us the truth, Discord, where did you get THOSE?
  • Discord: Hey, I'm killing two bugs without a shoe here, I'm helping us out against Gaz-mask, and I'm having lunch.
  • Twilight: Wait...Are those from his spell books?
  • Discord: (Looks at the spell which Gaz-zon used to hypnotize Spyro) So they are. I'm just interested in eating the blank paper. Here, take one of Gaz-mask's spell book pages. I didn't really want to eat them anyway.
  • Sparx: Perfect, let's have a look at those spells, shall we? (Spyro's group looks at the pages which contain powerful dark Aztec magical spells) So THAT'S what he used to hypnotize Spyro. And that's the spell that'll bedunk hypnosis immunity.
  • Twilight: This looks like very high-level magic. Stronger than anything Celestia ever showed me.
  • Spike: And these spells are at your magic level, Twilight.
  • Sparx: Yeah, your magic has gotten even powerful than Merlin's since you and your friends first met us.
  • Spike: And the first time arriving in Ponyville after our college years.
  • Twilight: But a lot of it is dark magic, and...I promised myself to never touch that stuff again. Especially after it almost caused me to be trapped in a nightmare realm by that door in the Crystal Empire's Castle.
  • Pinkie: Uh, Whaty McWhat What?
  • Spike: Oh yeah, and remember that Hearth's Warming back in college when you almost lost your magic when Pitch Black broke your horn?
  • Sparx: Okay, what in the living walking smelly junk are you 2 talking about, because I think I just missed a step.
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • Twilight: (She and Spike looked at each other, and she sighs) Guys, Spike and I need to tell you guys something. I am...very ashamed and embarrassed about the broken horn, so I'm just gonna reveal the one about the dark magic.
  • Spike: Remember when I saved the Crystal Empire from King Sombra?
  • Spyro: King Sombra?
  • Rainbow Dash: That I'm aware of, but...what exactly happened in between that?
  • Spike: Well, while Twilight and I were looking for the Crystal Heart for Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, we hit a little snag in the form of a nightmare realm created by Sombra's dark magic which is a doorway that leads to your worst fear. Twilight saw herself failing the mission and being fired as Celestia's protégé when she let Sombra win. I had to snap her out of it, only for me to go into it and see Twilight sending me away and telling me that she didn't need me anymore. That incident...still gives us both nightmares.
  • Spyro: That's terrible, but who's King Sombra?
  • Riku: I never heard of him.
  • Twilight: And I don't WANT to talk about him.
  • Gilda: So what? Because of a dumb magic trap by some psycho, you're not gonna even touch dark magic again? We have a chance to beat this loser at his own game and your wussing out on us?
  • Twilight: (Was silent for a bit, and then she sighed) It wasn't just the trap back at the Empire. I have always been scared of black magic because of what it did to me. Ever since Pitch Black the Boogeyman broke my horn and took away all my magic after refusing to forsake Princess Celestia and join him, only for it to be restored by my best friend and my brother, I promised myself never to practice dark magic again. It might've corrupted me and turned me into an bigger threat to Equestria.
  • Gilda: I don't see how busting up your horn made you be afraid to do it.
  • Twilight: (Groans) For Celestia's sake, he didn't DIRECTLY break my horn! He provoked me do it! He said light magic won't harm him, so I tried to used the most destructive dark magic on him, and...it just backfired. He had left me powerless and angry at the same time. I was crying for 10 minutes after that, I just couldn't handle the dangers of using that power.
  • Sparx: Oh, so he pulled a 'Sith Lord' on you.
  • Twilight: I DON'T KNOW! Look, I'm not using black magic again, and that's that.
  • Gilda: My God, you're letting silly fears get the best of you? Were those times REALLY that hard for you?
  • Twilight pauses, and has visions in her head

Flashback

  • Twilight: (Sleeping in a frozen arctic when an ominous and silhouetted figure appeared)...
  • ???: Oh, how cute! The wittle pony is sleeping. So sweet. So full of hope, and wonder. Well, let's see how they like it when they are the first of this new pony generation to feel the fear that they thought they had avoided eons ago! (Pokes her sprinkling golden dream figment and taints it black as he cackles maniacally)
  • Twilight: (Inside her dream) Your highness, I'm sorry we're stranded here! I--
  • Celestia: SILENCE! My entire kingdom has been put under siege just because you and Taiku couldn't get along! You cost me my kingdom, you cost me the salvation of all the ponies in Equestria! If you two had just gotten along, none of this would've happened!
  • Twilight: But, Princess Celestia-
  • Celestia: You are of no use to me anymore. Maybe you really AREN'T qualified to be my top protégé after all. You are no longer a part of my studies!
  • Twilight: YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE! IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! (Magic auras surround her) Wait, what are you--?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
  • Celestia: You are forever sentenced to banishment at the moon for all eternity for your actions. Be gone!
  • Twilight: NOOOOoooo-- (Teleports away to the moon where she is surrounded by a dark and ominous forest as a dark figure is seen appearing behind her)
  • ???: You got banished, huh? (Twilight looks behind her) Well, you'll make a great addition to my kingdom. (Twilight is shocked to see that the figure is Nightmare Moon cackling maniacally as she turns into magic aura and chases Twilight around)
  • Twilight: NO, NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! SOMEPONY HELP ME, PLEASE!! DON'T LET ME SUFFER!!! AAAHHHH!!! (Gets engulfed by the aura)
  • Twilight: (Wakes up screaming as the ominous figure is nowhere to be seen)...My God! That was the worst nightmare I ever had!

Another Flashback

  • Ominous Figure: (As Twilight was sobbing in a snowy wasteland after being tricked by fake hallusinations of the other heroes thinking that they rejected her, when really, they were captured by an army of snowmen and a jafar-shaped force)... I thought this would happen. They shunned you for a simple mistake. I just wanted to show you that. I knew they thought less of you from the beginning.
  • Twilight: (Got angry, and blasted at him as he cast a black sand shield to protect himself) YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!! (She continued to blast at him as the figure did the same thing with his black sand) YOU DID THIS TO ME!! YOU COST ME EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED!! YOU RUINED THIS WORLD!!!
  • Ominous Figure: (Continues blocking the attacks) Yes, but I can make it better! You didn't know until now what it was like to be CAST OUT, AND NEVER BELIEVED IN!! Now here you are, drenched in shame. All these years, I believed that nobody would know what it feels like to be in my shoes....But I guess I was wrong. You and I don't have to be alone here, Twilight! We can be better than any of your washout wannabe friends thought you would! You're already mastering black magic, so...use that above all else! We can do ANYTHING together! Together, we can create a world that is--
  • Twilight: WHAT?!? PITCH BLACK?!? (Blasts at him again)
  • Ominous Figure: And Twilight!
  • Twilight: WELL FORGET IT!! (Blasts a magic beam at him as he holds it off with a black sand shield) I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!! YOU'RE A MONSTER!!! (Makes the ominous figure seemingly exploded, until he was just shadow and formed behind her)
  • Ominous Figure: You are a fool, Twilight Sparkle! Light magic can NEVER harm me. I know you have the darkness in your heart to join me. Just try and attack me with whatever darkness you can conjure up, and show me what extraordinary things you can do.
  • Twilight: Don't you DARE tempt me! Not AGAIN!
  • Ominous Figure: Just as I thought. You're weak. You're weak just like when you turned yourself against your friends. You have been weak, and will ALWAYS be weak. You're afraid to show me who you really are: brave, fearless, and able to show everyone what you would've done years ago. YOU'RE SCARED OF THE BID BAD BOOGEYMAN, AND YOU PROBABLY WANNA GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMY! (Cackles, and Twilight gets angry)
  • Twilight: You insensitive FOOL! (Her horn starts glowing in black magic as her eyes turn green and leave purple essence, and the power slowly grows stronger)
  • Ominous Figure: HAH! Is that all you got? I've seen stronger powers than that!
  • Twilight: OH, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU MONSTER!! (She amplifies her powers as they grow stronger and stronger and the Figure starts to get surprised, but for a while, her horn starts to crack, and in 2 seconds, her horn shatters into pieces) AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! (Falls to the ground) AAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW!!! (The Figure cackles)
  • Ominous Figure: You really ARE weak! Just like all the people you came into contact with. If you had only joined me, you would've had stronger powers than THAT! That's why you have no friends in your life. YOU'RE WEAK! And now, you will be weak PERMANENTLY! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some hysteria to spark! (Cackles as he turns into black sand and floats away, leaving Twilight to lay down crying)...

Another Flashback

  • Twilight: (During her fear trance) I don't understand! The test?
  • Princess Celestia: Not only will you NOT move on to the next level of your studies, you won't continue your studies AT ALL!
  • Twilight: I... You didn't say anything about no longer being your student if I failed!
  • Princess Celestia: Didn't I? (Leaves)
  • Twilight: But... what do I do now? (King Sombra is heard laughing, and Twilight breaks down in tears)

Present

  • Twilight: (Begins to tear a little as small, quiet sobs are present)
  • Trixie: You really don't want to do this, do you?
  • Twilight: (Crying) No! (Sobs) Dark magic brought nothing but suffering to me. I don't even know what I'll think of myself if anything happened to me. (Cries as Black Kat overheard everything. She sighs, and then walked in)
  • Black Kat: Hey, guys? I couldn't help but overhear that you snagged some of Gazzy-Boy's spell book pages.
  • Spyro: That's right, these dark magic spells are at the same level as Twilight's. We thought this might be our key on taking on Gaz-zon for good but there's one, problem.
  • Black Kat: Your purple unicorn friend has a bad past experience with dark magic, does she?
  • Spike: (Sighs) Yeah. She's just too scared of even learning that stuff.
  • Twilight: (Sobs) I just don't know what I want to become anymore. What if I become the one thing I never wanted to become? What if Celestia really DOES end up hating me? What'll I do then? What will I make of myself?...I'M JUST SO WEAK! (Cries hard)
  • Black Kat: (Sighs) Everyone...there's something I may not have informed you about.
  • Trixie: Oh, how bad could it possibly-- (Black Kat raised her hand, and instantly makes a shadow-black magic ball with green and purple auras. Everyone was shocked as she made it disappear)
  • Riku: You...you know black magic?!?
  • Black Kat: Let's just get something straight, I am not evil for it or anything like Gaz-for-brains. Why? Because...ever since that day, I swore off the stuff before it can really screw me over.
  • Cynder: But how did you even come across--
  • Black Kat: There's, more things I wasn't being clear about. I think it's time you knew how my family and my village was taken over by Gaz-zon's trickery.

Flashback

  • (Black Kat): Gaz-zon did more than just imprisoned my kind in his medallion. He...basically killed them. If not in the sense of mortals where they would die forever. They are reduced to nothing but souls trapped to forever power him. For some bizarre reason, he let me live and offered to teach me everything he knows. Why? He wanted to control me. Use me as...a fear enforcer on his own people to ensure complete control. But, though the magic screwed up my head, I can't help but feel, there's no true accomplishment in treating everyone like, they weren't important in life. I knew that from the very moment I had reached a certain part in my training where I enter the Precognitive State. That's when a black-magic trainee experiences a future which will only happen if they used their black magic for something dark. In my case, it went like this...(Black Kat starts gaining a vision)
  • Black Kat: I can't believe it! I actually did it! I defeated Gaz-zon on my own! PRAISE CELESTIA, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!!
  • Elder Draconequus #1: I'm afraid we cannot forgive you, Kat.
  • Black Kat: Say what?
  • Elder Draconequus #2: What YOU have done to rescue us is far worse than what Gaz-zon has done. You have not only caused great unrest to the people of the Aztec Golden City, but you have also committed an unforgivable murder of Gaz-zon! You are a criminal worse than him for your cruel and unusual punishment on him and his people.
  • Black Kat: What? But...but you should be thanking me! I got all the people here to rebel against Gaz-zon, I rescued the people who were about to be sacrificed, I even needed to kill Gaz-zon because he was too dangerous to be left alive.
  • Elder Draconequus #3: But do you remember HOW you got them to rebel? You spread lies that he was planning to kill the ENTIRE city. He was not like that to begin with. The proper punishment he deserved was imprisonment, and NOT death. By ignoring that fact, you have made yourself a disgrace to your own race, and you must be punished for it.
  • Black Kat:...I cannot believe what I just heard! I RISKED MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU, AND THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GIVE ME?!? YOU PRICKS! (Tries to attack them, but she is magically restrained)
  • Elder Draconequus #1: Insulting authority? Now you're REALLY in big trouble. You do realize that this is STRICTLY punishable? Well, we've had enough. You are hereby stripped of your powers, sentenced to eternity as a mouse, and forever BANISHED! (They turn her into a mouse, leaving her unable to use her powers) Be gone! (They teleport her away)...
  • (Black Kat): That was when I swore to never use my black magic for Gaz-zon again. But Gaz-zon forbidden me from giving up under threat of banishment in his medallion. I had no choice but to do as he said. But then...there was that day. The day of the first sacrifice. That damn deer wanted to sacrifice, of all of his people, a young little girl barely like 4 years old. That's when I realized that he is a complete murderous sadistic sociopathic dick-cheese! I zapped his stupid smug body, and basically ruined the first sacrifice. I was actually loved by those people for doing it. But Gaz-zon wasn't so appreciative. He declared me an enemy to the city, and had the warriors to go after me. The chief was helpless to stop this. Why? One word: Tony. Tony is the reason why she doesn't do shit to this butthole! If she was even so much obnoxious to Gaz-zon on anything, Tony screws over the city. And so, I was reduced to stealing their weapons to survive and hide in my escape cave ever since.

Present

  • Black Kat: Then I ran into you guys. And that's when I saw the opportunity to finally be rid of Gaz-face, to use his own precious death god against him. To know what it's like to have everything you worked hard for, come crashing down around you. I didn't want tell you guys the full story because I was already in uneasy waters with you after you thought I was just some thief and a con-woman. Now that you know the full story, I won't blame you for dumping me like the dark magic-using garbage I am, whether I even still use it or not. I won't darken your doors anymore. (Sighs and tries to leave)
  • Cynder: Wait! We didnt know about your past until now. Now we need your help more than ever.
  • Black Kat: (Stops to those words) Really? You guys still want me to help you after everything I've done and put you through? 
  • Cynder: Yes, and though we are still gonna tackle this your way, we do need Twilight to be our best magical defense against Gaz-zon should his nature finally consume him. Twilight? (Walks up to her while she is still teary-eyed) I know this is too much to ask because of the fact that you're afraid of a dark future, but for the sake of Fluttershy, Equantica, Destiny Islands, and all of us...there's only one way to conquer those fears. You'll need to welcome Black Kat as your teacher of dark magic. (Everyone gasped)
  • Banana: SAY WHAT?!?
  • Chris Griffin: (Cameo) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! 
  • Meg Griffin: (Cameo) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! 
  • Stewie: (Cameo) Say WHAAAT?
  • Cynder:...Where did THEY come from?
  • Spike: Cynder, no! Don't make it worse for Twilight than it already has been.
  • Twilight: Cynder, what are you thinking?
  • Cynder: If you don't, then defeat from Gaz-zon will be inevitable. He'll defeat us before we could make our first move. Or he could just hypnotize us and turn us all into what he wants us to be. Plus, Fluttershy will possibly be forced to marry Dead Sea. Not to mention a Tiger Shark out to conquer the sea, a corrupted lion politician out to posion it, a pirate monkey wanting to become as bad as Taiklar, and QUITE possibly repeat his crimes if given the chance. What's more important, your personal demons, or the inevitable downfall of all the people you cared about?
  • Twilight: But what will Celestia think of me if I were to--
  • Cynder: Don't worry, I'm sure Celestia must've been forced to get her hooves dirty with that kind of magic if necessary. I mean, if someone else was left with no other options, they would do the same even though it's hard. Don't you understand?
  • Twilight: (Has a vision of when Celestia did a dark magic spell to explain to Twilight what would happen if Sombra was allowed to win)...I...I don't know. I can't help but feel I'll go down the wrong side. Just thinking of it makes me feel guilty of even learning that kind of magic considering how addictive it can be. I can't do it! I don't think Celestia will be grateful for me learning that stuff.
  • Cynder: If doing so meant ensuring the Elements of Harmony won't be disbanded because of pirates, greedy lions, a tiger shark, and control freaks of a merpony and an antelope high priest, then I'm sure she'll understand! In fact, you'll most likely fail her AND Fluttershy more if you let your demons control you like their bitch. Do you wanna be their bitch Twilight? Do you?
  • Twilight: (Struggles with harsh words being heard in her head, and clears them away) No!
  • Black Kat: But we can't do it here. Especially if Gaz-zon finds out you guys have his spell book pages.
  • Wajinga: And we can't leave the city, either. Not even without Cynder. We can't leave these people to suffer under Gaz-zon's madness.
  • Discord: (Groans) I guess lunch time's over! (Snaps, and makes all the pages, including the ones he ate and the ones with the spells, vanish) He won't snoop his nose into our business if there's nothing to motivate him to do it.
  • Black Kat: Well, Gazzy can keep his spell book, because I've got all of his black magic spells memorized.
  • Applejack: But we're gonna need something to keep him from deciding to visit us.
  • Cynder: Leave that to me. I'll make an official decree with him.
  • Jaggearo: I hope this works.

The Holy Temple of the Priest

  • Gaz-zon: (He is seen by the Death God shrine as an Owl like Fenghuang and a King Cobra appeared) Ah, Talon-Night, Royal-Fang, you both made it. I hope you are aware of the good news.
  • Talon-Night the Owl: News, my lord?
  • Royal-Fang the King Cobra: What news, sir?
  • Gaz-zon: (He got up) The Death God has finally come, gentlemen. The great Cynder of Death has come to our city. Now, the year of the Black Dragon has finally arrived.
  • Talon-Night: Of course, my lord. It's perfect. Her rulings to everyone shall be absolute.
  • Royal-Fang: May this year be glorious, and the sacrifices offer an Age of Perfection.
  • Warrior Leader: Excuse me, Gaz-zon?
  • Gaz-zon: Goddamn it, man, what is it?!?
  • Warrior Leader: The Death God is here to see you.
  • Cynder: (Appears) Gaz-zon?
  • Gaz-zon: Ahh, your timing couldn't be more perfect. Behold, gentlemen! Cynder, the Terror of the Skies.
  • Talon-Night: (They take a good look at her as she looks confused) She's a bit smaller than in her shrine and statues.
  • Royal-Fang: By the devines, why is she so small?
  • Gaz-zon: Gentlemen, show some respect. Obviously, this is her presentable form. I have always told you that she wasn't always the size of an adult. She was once at an adolescent age. But her true form STRIKES FEARS INTO THE HEARTS OF MORTALS! So she can't afford looking like the statues 24-7. Does that make sense?
  • Talon-Night/Royal-Fang: Ahh!
  • Gaz-zon: (While bowing before Cynder, dubbed as Jafar) How may I be of service to you, Death God?
  • Cynder: I would like to make my first official decree with you.
  • Gaz-zon: A decree?
  • Talon-Night/Royal-Fang: A decree?
  • Cynder: Yeah, since I have arrived here, I'd like to make some business with you.
  • Gaz-zon: Very well, then. Let's hear your first decree, my liege.
  • Cynder: I decree that you can't enter the palace without my permission.
  • Gaz-zon: (Confused at this)...A strange decree, but if that's what you want, very well. (Royal-Fang and Talon-Night were stunned)
  • Cynder: It's just that, as your God, I feel like I have the right to privacy.
  • Gaz-zon: And I don't blame you. A god doesn't want to be around the unwashed masses. Slithering through the streets like snakes...
  • Royal-Fang: HEY!
  • Gaz-zon: Scampering in alleys like rats...
  • Talon-Night: Now I'm thinking of lunch!
  • Gaz-zon: Spreading webs of lies like spiders...
  • Royal-Fang: Okay, now you're just being disgusting!
  • Gaz-zon: They are beyond disgusting. So, the Death God's here to usher in perfection. By the way, I've been meaning to ask, do you like to kill your victims in order, or do you prefer them free-range?
  • Cynder: Uh...
  • Gaz-zon: And will you be devouring their innards whole or, piece by piece?
  • Cynder: Uh...You know, it's been a long flight here, and I haven't decided yet. Just remember my decree, and we won't be having any problems.
  • Gaz-zon: Of course, I'll ask again when you're more clear on the matter. Oh, after I gain prior permission, that is.
  • Cynder: Right, I'd better return to the Palace, then.
  • Gaz-zon: Before you go, your highness, we are having an initiation cerimony for a new-comer. Frankly, it's the Chief's son. I bet he's only doing this in exchange of the priest-protection program to make 'Personal' favorites immune to being sacrificed, and I bet he wants to ensure the time of sacrifice never comes to his mother, family, or that unclean peasant girl he's unhealthily fond of. Regardless, we can't deny such an opportunity. And I thought it would be of interest for you.
  • Cynder: Hmm...Well, I suppose so. As long as the ceremony doesn't involve killing someone.
  • Gaz-zon: Oh, worry not, there's no unsanctioned sacrifices made in the Temple. Just a test of magic. Talon-Night and Royal-Fang are the official initiators. We'll see if this simple boy has what it takes.

The Temple Arena

  • Gaz-zon: (He and Cynder sat in thrones as a teen antelope stood before the great arena) You have quite a bold ambition becoming a priest, Clawhoof, when already, you're given the position of prince. But I suspect you're doing this because you want certain people in the priest protection program, correct?
  • Prince Clawhoof: (While bowing in respect before Cynder and Gaz-zon) Oh, great Death God, devoted High Priest Gaz-zon, I will gladly battle in your honor as well as my mother and late father's.
  • Gaz-zon: Well, let's not waste time, then, boy. Initiators? (Talon-Night and Royal-Fang appeared from magic smoke) Begin the test! (This song is sung by Talon-Night and Royal-Fang)
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  • Gaz-zon: (Despite the worse Talon-Night and Royal-Fang tossed at him, Clawhoof still barely stands, and Cynder is shocked at the horror of what she saw) Well done! Well done indeed! What do you make of that glorious combat, Death God? (He notices her blank expression)...Death God?
  • Cynder: He could've died! Those guys could've killed him!
  • Gaz-zon: But he survived, didn't he? Perhaps fate decided he is to serve you.
  • Prince Clawhoof: (Bowing before Cynder again) Please, Death God, do not take pity on me. I've done this for a good cause to serve you by my life or death.
  • Gaz-zon: See, your grace? He doesn't seem to mind.
  • Cynder: Uh...I'll be leaving now, I should resume my rest.
  • Gaz-zon: By all means, Great one.
  • Prince Clawhoof: Thank you, Death God, for witnessing my combat skills.

The Temple Palace

  • Cynder: I...I just can't believe what Gaz-zon is doing to his own followers. Pitting new guys against far too powerful veterans? That's just asking for casualties. Just who does he think he is?!?
  • Applejack: But what about that decree? Did you make it with him? (Cynder stared angrily at her)...Uh, not that we don't care for this prince feller, it's just that--
  • Spike: He'll get himself killed.
  • Jaggearo: Oh dear, your decree plan didn't go very well at all, did it?
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Don't be alarmed, it went well. Gaz-zon took it pretty well. I was just...horrified he would do this to new blood. Especially the son of the City's Chief.
  • Sparx: You scared us back there! You picked some time to get emotional for some guy who's doing this to himself!
  • Cynder: (Growled at Sparx) HE WAS A PRINCE!! Gaz-zon said he's risking his life to ensure his girlfriend and his family will be in a protection program to avoid being sacrificed.
  • Spyro: Cynder, calm down!
  • Riku: Yeah, remember Spyro's conflict with Rainbow Dash when he got angry with her?
  • Cynder: How can I just calm down knowing a young life was almost lost?!?
  • Discord: Try not to think about it.
  • Cynder: Don't any of you understand? These people are killing each other in the name of me!...Or what they thought was still me! Even when I'm not Dark Cynder anymore, I'm still viewed as this monster who cares for nothing but to make others suffer.
  • Applejack: But unlike the folks in the Dragon Realms, at least these people liked you.
  • Cynder: THEY LIKED DARK CYNDER!! They think I'm some sort of...blood-thirsty Aztec Death God...(Tears become present)...that cares for nothing but death and misery! This is all Ignitus' fault! Why couldn't he saved both my egg and Spyro's?!? Why did he have to let Gaul win?! I would never have been feared and hated if it wasn't for BOTH of those idiots!? (She drops down crying softly)
  • Kairi:...Guys, I think Cynder needs to be alone for a while.
  • Applejack: You heard her, y'all. Let's clear out and see how Black Kat's doing with Twilight's dark magic training.
  • Banana: You sure that's a good idea? Doesn't she deserve, like, our support or something?
  • Spyro: We're just going to give Cynder time to calm down. She really needs it.
  • Jaggearo: We'll give Cynder our support in good time.

Palace Private Room

  • Black Kat: (Meditating while Twilight was sitting in the middle of the room. Kat takes a deep breath, and slaps her hands together) Okay, it's simple! If you're going let go of your fears of dark magic controlling your life, you're going to have to reimagine the first time you were introduced to it. Use the magic to recreate that faithful event. To do this, you must use the Dark Dream Spell. The thing about darkness is...well...it tends to control you more than you control it. But if you possess a strong will, you can actually achieve something called an Equinox ability, to be master of Light and Dark. There are hundreds of Equinox masters out there that have mastered this at a grand level, and I'm one of the few who have did it. It's how I avoided becoming like Gazzy. I began to discover light magic thanks to ancient tombs in some ruins I found. I was doing this when Gazzy was keeping his guard down, and he never knew about this even after he labeled me a menace. Anyway, it's very rare for wizards to master both of these because light magic makes you prone to shun darkness, and darkness...well...you're aware of it's reputation of being corruptive, destructive, and most importantly, making you absolutely terrified of a dark and brooding future.
  • Twilight: Whoa, I didn't realize that! Not since Pitch almost drove me down into the darkness.
  • Black Kat: So what was he like? People in Equestria and my old home remember him to be Equestria's Greatest Enemy #1, and are frightened to even say his name, but what has he been like for you and you alone?
  • Twilight: Well, he was...human-like in nature, but he wasn't a true human. He was like an entity who chooses human form in order to enter this existence. He was obnoxious, and that barely scratches the surface of his nature. He was just... just...intolerable. And that's bad coming from somepony who lives in a world that takes HIGH regard for love and tolerance.
  • Black Kat: Either way, the point is to conquer your demons.
  • Twilight: Do you think I'm ready to do this?
  • Black Kat: It'll be okay, kid. Now close your eyes, and empty your mind. (Twilight does that, taking a deep breath) Alright, keep them shut, and pay the greatest attention. First, you need to use the Dark Dream Spell. In it, it takes you into a dream realm. The dream realm that throws things of great desire to you, as well as grant you the power to make a more favorable reality. The trick is to be careful of not letting that get into your mind. It is meant to deal away inexperience, and abuse will mean quick corruption. Only use it to recreate the fight against Pitch, only with more favorable results. Be careful, though, because there is a Freddy Kruger Effect. If the Pitch Black of the dream realm does anything to you during the time, it will ACTUALLY happen to you, so basically do NOT make him too tough.
  • Twilight: Okay, I'm ready.
  • Black Kat: Then let the first lesson of your dark magic training begin. It's a known fact that unicorn horns are connected to your brain, and because of the complex neurological makeup that courses inside the horn, it allows you to use magic by both thought and will, meaning that magic requires both the mind and the heart. To do the Dark Dream Spell, you must first think about darkness, and then dreams, and then about that tragic event. The rest is practically up to you.
  • Twilight: Okay...here I go...(Thinks about Pitch Black, her first encounter with him and then her telekinesis turns dark. She begins to hear voices, sounds of fighting, and a huge blast followed by a man's scream. Twilight slowly started making an eerie smile, and when magical illusions start to rapidly spin across her head, and the image of the Ominous Figure is blasted by magic, and he retreats. Then Twilight opened her eyes and the magic faded. She takes deep breaths and smiles) I did it! I defeated him in his own game. I felt extreme power. I feel much stronger than him than I thought I was before.
  • Black Kat: Great work! Now you just need to learn how to use it without it using you. Again, it's like that Ying and Yang thing. Have any friends that told you about it?
  • Twilight: Well, I do have some Kung Fu friends who believe in the Ying and Yang.
  • Black Kat: Really?
  • Twilight: Yeah.
  • Spyro: (Appears at the door) Hey, Twi? Can we come in?
  • Black Kat: Well, you came just in time. Twilight has started facing her fears much quicker than I had expected.
  • Rarity: (She and the others enter) Well, that was fast.
  • Twilight: Why are you guys here?
  • Sparx: Uh...let's just say Cynder had a personal meltdown.
  • Twilight: (Gasps)...What happened?
  • Spyro: Well, you see, she had a talk with Gaz-zon and witnessed a ceremony where the prince of this city took place in a initiation ceremony where he was almost killed. Cynder...kind of got angry that Gaz-zon would almost allow the prince to die. We left her by herself to calm down.
  • Twilight: HE DID WHAT?!?
  • Kairi: I know. She said that Prince Clawhoof is doing this to ensure his girlfriend and his family will be in a protection program to avoid being sacrificed, and he went through great pain from two of Gaz-zon's followers.
  • Spike: Shocking, huh?
  • Twilight:...Okay, it's official: Gaz-zon has gone too far this time.
  • Sparx: Oh, big time. But I say you should keep training until you're powerful enough to give Gaz-zon the boot.
  • Riku: But what are we going to do about the warriors and Tyranna-Khan following him? Or worse, Tony?
  • Trixie: Why don't we just mind-warp them?
  • Spyro: That would take a lot of magic from you and Twilight to make that happen. Plus, I can't use all of my powers and strength like I did to save the world from the Great Cleansing. There has to be another way to defeat him.
  • Riku: But how can we take on a dinosaur like Tony and get the warriors to listen to reason along with getting Chief Talonhoof, her son and the people of the city the courage to stand up to Gaz-zon?
  • Spike: (Suddenly a rock with a piece of paper attached to it flew from the window and is about to hit Rarity's flank until Spike caught it just in time) Alright, who tried to throw a rock with paper at my sweet Rarity's butt?
  • Sparx:...Would you consider rephrasing that?
  • Kairi: Hey, there's a note on the rock. (Spike takes the paper that is tied to the rock off and unravels it to reveal a message to the group)
  • Spike:...It's a message for us.
  • Sparx: What does it say?
  • Spyro: (Reads the messages) "Dear Misfits, I couldn't help but overhear that you got yourselves into a serious pickle with old Gaz-zon and the Great White Spinosaurus, Tony, and you're trying to get out of the city without Gaz-zon going psychopathic dark-magical High Priest on you and the People of the City. Well, guess what? You guys have found yourselves a miracle. Come to Centaur Falls tonight when everyone is sound asleep and I'll see what I can do to help you guys deal with Gaz-zon and rid the Golden City of his sacrificial-fetish tyranny. I am really looking forward to meeting you and learning about your troubles. Signed, your new soon-to-be companion, Chuck."
  • Black Kat:...You mean, there is ACTUALLY someone who wants to fight Tony?
  • Sparx: Well, according to this letter, I'd say we have someone who Tony messed with.
  • Applejack: Well, I'll be a timberwolf's granny. You were right about Tony having an enemy, Kairi.
  • Kairi: Who to thought?
  • Trixie: Okay, I guess we're not going anywhere until night. It's still day time.
  • Riku: And look at the back of the letter. (Spike turns the paper to the back where there's a map drawn to Centaur Falls)
  • Rarity: I hope this place isn't too far, and doesn't take more than a few minutes. If it's a day's travel, then we're in trouble.
  • Sparx: And here's what I've been thinking: Wouldn't that T-Rex be trained to be on guard 24-7 to prevent trespassers from entering, and quite possibly us, from leaving?
  • Black Kat: Actually, Centaur Falls is on the other side of the city which is filled with jungle that the city inhabitants, the warriors, and even old Gazzy, wouldn't dream of going to. Tyranna-Khan's job is to guard the waterfall entrance of the city. Plus, all the warriors do guard duty at the waterfall entrance to the city for outsiders with old Khan at night.
  • Trixie: Why wouldn't they go into the jungle in those falls?
  • Black Kat: Well, the jungle not only leads to Centaur Falls, but also to the Badlands where the inhabitants there who are other rainforest animals and good magical creatures like Centaurs, Fairies, Gaints, Elves, and others who hate Gazzy and his tyranny on Chief Talonhoof and the people of the City just as much as you guys do, reside in. So, if the warriors even try to come after you, the resistance will get them instead.
  • Spyro: It does?
  • Sparx: Well, at least we're in a step in the right direction. I guess being captured by those guys in the first place wasn't so bad on our quest after all.
  • Gilda: Yeah, but we're still stuck to cover a few loose ends before we go back to our major problem.
  • Kairi: But this is where Twilight now learning Dark Magic, and Chuck and this Resistance who want Gaz-zon's blood comes in. We're gonna need all the help we can get to put him in his place.
  • Gilda: Sweet idea, Princess!
  • Rainbow Dash: But we're still stuck here until night time.
  • Spyro: Well, we need our rest to replenish, anyway. Now, we'd better check on Cynder to see if she's calm.

Palace Main Room

  • Cynder: (She is seen laying down in deep sorrow while still having teary eyes, and starts hearing voices)
  • (The Hermit): You are the black dragon, Cynder! The Terror of the Skies! The Dark Master's puppet!
  • (Cynder): I was, but...but I'm not anymore. I'm...I'm not proud of the things I've done.
  • (The Hermit): Oh, is it that simple to turn your back on Malefor?
  • (Malefor): It's the least I can do for you, Cynder. After all, you've done so much for me.
  • (Spyro): You used her!
  • (Malefor): I used her? She used you! What does it matter, really?...She lured you to the Well of Souls! She tricked you into freeing me.
  • (Cynder): You're lying!
  • (Malefor): Hmm...I find it peculiar how you've chosen to remember things. Let me assure you it was you who freed me, Spyro, and YOU who brought me back. And we have Cynder to thank for that. (Chuckles)
  • Cynder:...(Wipes off her tears) I'm nothing but a monster, even to people who supposedly worshipped me.
  • (Ansem, Seeker of Darkness): You may think that sponge has reformend you, but he can't change the past and who you, Shen, Riku and the rest of your anti-hero friends are. As long as you still have the darkness in your hearts, you'll all go back to the way you used to be.
  • Cynder: (Breaths heavily and gets more teary-eyed) The voices, make them stop! I can't take it anymore! (Malefor's laughter is heard in her head)
  • Kairi: (She and the others arrive) Cynder?
  • Twilight: We got somthing you might want to see.
  • Cynder:...(Wipes off her tears) What is it?
  • Riku: We just got our chance of beating Gaz-zon at his own game. (Shows Cynder the letter and the map to Centaur Falls as Cynder reads it)
  • Cynder: Where did you guys get this?
  • Spyro: It came from a rock which was thrown through the window and into the secret room where Black Kat was teaching dark magic to Twilight.
  • Applejack: And that nearly hit poor Rarity on her flank, I might add.
  • Cynder: It doesn't change what I've witnessed. I saw that prince nearly getting himself killed to protect those he loves. He was hurt badly from them.
  • Spyro: Tonight, once the warriors guard the entrance to the city which is that waterfall we came through, and everyone inculding Gaz-zon are asleep, we're going to meet some new friends that might help us put an end to to Gaz-zon's cruelty and bloodshed once and for all so we can continue our quest.
  • Cynder:...Really?
  • Sparx: Guaranteed, or your money back.
  • Kairi: But we need to wait until night when the warriors go to the waterfall and guard the entrance with Tyranna-Khan and once everyone but us are asleep.
  • Trixie: So, what are we going to do until then?
  • Cynder: I guess it's a waiting game. But understand this, we will still be careful about this, and still do this Black Kat's way, these new allies are only just in case Gaz-zon goes berserk.
  • Applejack: Smart idea.

That Night...

  • Warrior Leader: (He and the Warriors are heading of the the entrance in the boats to do night duty with Tyranna-Khan and the citizens are heading home to their families, and they reach the waterfall entrance) Be on your toes for outsiders, or those intending to flee the decisions of Gaz-zon. We have growing issues of cowardly deserters. (The Warriors nod in agreement as they and Tyranna-Khan begin guard duty)

The Temple Palace

  • Cynder: (Sees the full moon up)...Alright, it's time to move. Let's hope this is a city of heavy sleepers.
  • Black Kat: Okay, everyone, time for an invisibility spell. Since we're going to the jungle on the other side of the city, what better way to get there than being invisible?
  • Sparx: Uh, wrongo! We're dealing with a T-Rex, and chances are that thing can still smell us even if it can't see us.
  • Black Kat:...Rats! Then we're not getting out that way. Well, we'll be lucky to even get that far because I just remembered the night watch. It's when guards are assigned to guard at night to catch deserters early.
  • Riku: Then we'll have to get to the jungle on the other side of the city without being spotted by the guards.
  • Sparx: Alright, as Po would say, 'Stealth Mode'.
  • Gilda: Uh...why do we need to sneak out when we can just have Cynder to tell the guys they're going for an evening outing in the jungle? I mean, they would do practically anything Cynder says.
  • Kairi: That's right, they think Cynder is a god. And if Cynder is a god...
  • Black Kat:...Then a god's word is law. Why didn't I think of that?
  • Snorty: But won't the guards and the warriors be ordered to protect the 'Death God' from going in the jungle since the resistance hates Gaz-zon, and therefore assume that the resistance hates the Death God?
  • Cynder: Then I'll assure them I'm more powerful than a bunch of creatures of legend.
  • Squackers: Even the Nature Alicorn?
  • Everyone but Snorty: Nature Alicorn?
  • Snorty: The magical leader of the Resistance. Seriously all about life. So basically, she's the reason why there's a resistance and junk. She hates that we make sacrifices.
  • Cynder: Okay, then. I'll just say that I'll stay clear of the territories in my jungle outing.
  • Spyro: Then we'd better get moving and meet this Chuck. I'm sure he and this Nature Alicorn and the Resistance can give us some help.
  • Banana: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.

The City Center

  • Cynder: (Some night guards are seen patrolling and Spyro's group and the Ham-Dam group are seen hiding behind a building) Alright, everyone, remember the plan. I'll tell the guards that we're going for an evening stroll through the jungle and I'll stay clear of the Resistance' territory, okay?
  • Trixie: I'd have my fingers crossed for this if I had them.
  • Sparx: And human fingers, paws, talons and claws, too. Don't forget about those.
  • Cynder: Ok, here goes nothing. (They walk out as the night watch guards see them)
  • Guard Captain: Death God Present! ATTEN-TION!! (The Guards stopped and turned at attention)
  • Cynder: Don't mind me and my friends, Captain. We're just going for a stroll to the jungle on the other side of the city.
  • Guard Captain: But great Death God, The jungle on the other side of the city is home to this resistance that we have been dealing with for a while. Won't they be of trouble to you?
  • Cynder: Don't worry about me, I shall stay clear of their territory during my outing.
  • Guard Captain: Very well, then. Travel safely, Death God. (To the other guards) DISPERSE! (The Guards parted and allowed the groups to pass)
  • Sparx: Wow!...That was easier than I thought.
  • Gilda: But the question is would the warrirors be so convinced? Gaz-zon has a much bigger grip on the warriors.
  • Cynder: It doesn't hurt to try, Gilda.

The Waterfall Entrance

  • Warrior Leader: (Tyranna-Khan and the Warriors are standing post until Tyranna-Khan smells something, and looks at the waterfall) What is it, Tyranna? You smell deserters? (Chuck and Bazu where hiding within some trees)
  • Chuck: Okay, Bazu, get ready to distract Tyranna-Khan and the warriors so the misfits can get out safely. I'll see you at Centaur Falls with the misfits when you're done.
  • Bazu: It just has to be me, doesn't it, sir? Must I really risk tail feathers on this giant?
  • Chuck: It's risky, but how else are the lot gonna be able to pass through?
  • Bazu:...Good point, sir. (Gets out a big piece of steak) I'll need to be quick about this. I'll see you with the misfits as soon as I can. (Flies off to get the Warriors and Tyranna-Khan's attention)
  • Chuck: Good luck, buddy. (Bazu flies around Tyranna-Khan, and he roars)
  • Warrior Leader: Tyranna, now's not the time for lunch! We may possibly have deserters in the caves and--(Tyranna-Khan went after Bazu with the steak in his talons) Aw, Death God's glory! Five of you come with me. The rest of you stay at the entrance and prevent the deserters from leaving. (He and the 5 went after Tyranna-Khan leaving the rest behind)
  • Chuck: Okay, time for Phase 2! (He got out a kind of fruit)
  • Warrior #1: Alright, boys, I look forward to surprising any deserter who dares mess with-- (Chuck pulls something from the fruit, and threw it at them like a grenade as it exploded sleeping powder that makes them pass out and fall asleep, leaving Spyro's group to come out surprised of what they saw)
  • Sparx: The junk happened to them?!?
  • Applebloom: Are they...(Gulps)...dead?
  • Black Kat: (Listens in their chest for heartbeat)...Nope, they're just asleep. This is our chance to get moving. Come on! (Spyro's group ran out of the City's waterfall entrance and into the jungle)
  • Trixie: I just can't believe we got away that easily. I mean, where's the bloody-- (Suddenly, Tyranna-Khan burst through the jungle chasing the steak with Bazu, but quickly noticed the group, along with the 6 warriors)
  • Warrior Leader:...Death God? What are you doing out here?
  • Cynder: Uh...jungle outing?
  • Warrior Leader: (Groans) Typical of those idiot night-watchers to let you go! No disrespect, Death God, but you must go back to the city! It's too dangerous out here.
  • Sparx: And now we're toast!
  • Warrior Leader: (Suddenly, both the group and the 6 Warriors hear a horn sound and turn to see Chuck blowing a horn in the moonlight) Oh, no! Death God, you must return to the city now! You have to--
  • Chuck: (He takes a vine and swings to Spyro's Group) HEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA--(He overjumps) WHOOOOAAAHHH!!! (He flies off into the distance and crashes into the brush) OW! (After a while, he reappears between The group and the Warriors) A-HAH!!
  • Warrior Leader: It's Tony's assaulter! DON'T LET HIM CLAIM THE DEATH GOD!! (Tyranna-Khan roars as the warriors charged, but Chuck threw a dozen grenade fruits that knock the warriors and Tyranna-Khan out)
  • Chuck: (To the group) TAKE COVER! (Uses a smoke grenade fruit to make them disappear in a cloud of smoke, then balls of lights appear surrounding all of the warriors and Tyranna-Khan)
  • ???: Okay, girls! Let's make sure they won't rat on us using the memory-erasing spell. Fairies, go!

Centaur Falls

  • Trixie: (At a beautiful waterfall within the darkest part of the jungle, Spyro's group is seen)...Okay, how the hell did we get here so quickly?
  • Twilight: For once, I am just as flabbergasted.
  • Discord: I normally don't mind something not making sense, but even I'M not comfortable for something not making sense for once. I mean, HOW did we get here so quick? (Suddenly, they notice Chuck rising from the water hole with his knife clutched in his teeth and a lillypad on his head taking a good look at them)
  • Sparx:...Alright, I don't feel comfortable right now. (The Crusaders approached him)
  • Scootaloo: Dude, you were awsome! You're like the pet I wish I'd got right now.
  • Sweetie Belle: Me, too!
  • Applebloom: Me, three! (Chuck flung his knife between the Crusaders) WHOA! (Jumps onto Sweetie Belle and holds her)
  • Rarity: (Chuck uses his cartoonish flexibility to dry himself like a twisted wet towel, grunts, untangles his body, and drops the lillypad. He then proceeds to sniff the Crusaders) WHOA, WHOA, nobody sniffs my little sister like that!
  • Black Kat: Calm down, you drama queen, he's just checking you guys out. Give him time. (Chuck then grunts while holding Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle upside down by their tails)
  • Scootaloo: Can we keep him?
  • Rarity: Absolutely not! He's some sort of...perverted mongoose thingy. And furthermore--
  • Spyro: (Chuck jumps on his face) AAHH!! (Rarity jumps a bit) Whoa, easy there, pal! You ever heard of personal space?
  • Kairi: Okay, who are you?
  • Chuck: I'm sure you guys got my message, so I'm sure you know who I am.
  • Pinkie: What was it again? I forgot.
  • Chuck:...(Sighs) The name's Chuck, short for Chuckminster. (He then checks out Cynder, Sparx, Gilda, Trixie, Pinkie who gets really ticklish, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Twilight and finally Rarity)
  • Rarity: EEEEH, GET AWAY FROM ME!
  • Kairi: Easy, Rarity, he's not gonna bite.
  • Chuck: (Looks at Rarity's horn) Doesn't look like it's able to even make a scratch.
  • Rarity: I beg your pardo--(Chuck looks at Rarity's legs) WHOA, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE, PAL!
  • Chuck: Possibly best running speed at least, somewhere as fast as your average pony, untrained to run faster, incredibly delicate, and actually in very healthy shape, and a fine specimen for a short horse.
  • Rarity:...Well, I'm at a cross point to either be flattered, confused, or feel violated!
  • Riku: Rarity!
  • Chuck: (Checks out Discord, and examines his tooth)...Hmm, a little sharp, for an only tooth.
  • Discord: Well, I don't like to brag, but it comes from the family.
  • Chuck: (He checks out Riku, looks at a piece of his hair, and then checks his face) Your right side's the good one, mate.
  • Riku: Okay, I'm starting to agree with Rarity, this is getting weird.
  • Chuck: Well, tell me, what got you to wind up in that Golden City?
  • Kairi: Well, we're looking for an item called the Trident of Benvolence which was taken by a pirate. Our friend, Fluttershy, was taken by merponies who have put her in danger in the form of a tiger shark sea witch and a treacherous sociopathic member of the merponies' council who wants to take over Equantica and the Trident is our only chance of getting Fluttershy back.
  • Chuck: Really?
  • Sparx: But then, we kinda got sidetracked when we first ran into Black Kat and those Aztec antelopes. Now, we're stuck with our new problem, a killing-fetish high priest with mad crazy unfair control over these people.
  • Riku: Not only that, there's also a band of blood-thirsty pirates lead by a big ape that are after us, and there's a greedy lion politician out to get oil, and may or may not intend on poisoning Destiny Islands, including the place me and Kairi were raised, as well as where we're standing.
  • Chuck: Sounds like you lot got yourselves in a pupu platter of trouble.
  • Pinkie: Poo-poo? Ew!
  • Rainbow Dash: Not 'poo-poo', Pinkie, 'pupu'.
  • Pinkie: What's that?
  • Chuck: Now then, lass, it seems you and your friends need more than just my help.
  • Sparx: Uh, yeah, we're also trying to come after the Alicorn of Nature and this, 'Resistance' everyone's so afraid of.
  • Chuck: Well, here's the thing: They don't just hate Gaz-zon, they might not be fans of your black female dragon friend.
  • Cynder: (Sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why?
  • Chuck: Sarcastic much?
  • Black Kat: Oh yeah, The Death God thing and the sacrificing of the Resistance's loved ones. I really should've mentioned that.
  • Chuck: Right. It might be wise for your Black Dragon friend to return to the Golden City. Otherwise, if you bring her with you guys to the Alicorn of Nature and the Resistance, you'll find her and your transformed merpony friend...(Camera zooms up to him)...in the afterlife!
  • Sparx: Whoa! Looks like The Alicorn of Nature and the resistance is taking you as The Death God seriously, Cynder.
  • Cynder: I'm sure if we can reason with them, and tell them I'm not...who I was...anymore, I'm sure they'll see into their sense of reason.
  • Chuck: Well, if he isn't Tyrannosaurus Rex chow, I'm sure Bazu is already on top of this.
  • Rarity: I'm sorry, Ba-what?
  • Pinkie: Who-Zu?
  • Bazu's Voice: Chuck? Where are you?
  • Chuck: I'M OVER HERE!
  • Bazu: (Appears and lands right next to Chuck) Chuck! Thank goodness I found you. The resistance is taking care of Tyranna-Khan and the warriors with the memory-erasing spell, and I told them they and the Alicorn of Nature that they will have nothing to fear from the Female Dragon since she's not like from what Gaz-zon's legends say.
  • Chuck: Ah, good! (To Spyro's group) Anyway, I'd like you guys to meet my right-wing bird, Bazu.
  • Sparx: Uh...any relation to Zazu? Cuz' you bare an uncanny resemblance.
  • Bazu: Sorry, the name doesn't ring a bell. Though I must add we hornbills have common features, so I understand why you would think so.
  • Chuck: Anyway, since you guys know me and Bazu's, why dont you tell us yours?
  • Spyro: Well, I'm Spyro, and I'm sure you know Cynder. And these are Sparx, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Riku, Kairi, Discord, Gilda, Trixie, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Spike, Jaggearo, Banana, Longzu, Eyes, and...well, we haven't been introduced to the rest of these guys, actually.
  • Anteater: Well, there's a lot of us, and it could take us a while to go over our names, so you can just call us by what we are.
  • Gilda: And that's that in a nutshell.
  • Chuck: So, you guys are tyring to get your friend...Fluttershy, is it...back?
  • Sparx: Well, yeah! You have any idea how incredibly and painfully awkward it would be to just go up to Celestia and say 'Gee, Princess, the good news is: We know where Fluttshy is. The bad news is: She's somewhere in the deep blue sea with morally-confused merponies'. I mean, how do you explain that we basically lost ONE of the damn Elements of Harmony to an Alicorn God Princess?
  • Spyro's Group: SPARX!!!!
  • Chuck: Well then, you guys are in luck. I happen to know the safest path through the Badlands to the mountain where your chance of getting your friend back is. (Camera shows the Badlands) The Badlands is the most bizarre and oddest part of Ham-Dam island. To get there...(The scene changes to an eerie jungle)...you've gotta go through the Jungle of Transforming Mystery...(Changes to a canyon with green clouds)....survive the Canyon of Death...(Changes to a geyser field)...then finally go through the Geyser Fields of Fire! (Changes back to reality)...But to make it easier, you could just use the path that comes after the Resistance camp.
  • Rainbow Dash:...Okay, are we sure we can trust this insane and incredibly dramatic dude?
  • Spyro's Group: YES!
  • Rainbow Dash: Okay!
  • Gilda: We have some loose ends, first. It wouldn't be smart to go back to our quest with a sacrifice-crazy deer running amuck.
  • Chuck: Well, there is one downside to to dealing with those 'loose ends'. Do you think Gaz-zon is going to make tying up your problems and going back to your quest easy for you? This is Survival-of-the-Fittest World you're in, friends. If Gaz-zon finds out that his Death God is missing if you guys don't return in time, how are you going to use your wits, fighting skills, and powers...when you run into the beast?
  • Appebloom: You mean Tony, that White Spinosaur monster?
  • Chuck: Aye, filly. He's the one who gave me this! (Shows his eye patch)
  • Pinkie:...He gave you an eye patch? Well, that was so sweet of him.
  • Chuck: (He and Bazu have surprised faces)...Your pink friend's a pine tree short of a few coconuts, isn't she?
  • Gilda: Welcome to my world.
  • Scootaloo: Well, what do we do now?
  • Chuck: First of all, the female black dragon herself should go back to the city to stop Gaz-zon from launching his killing, sacrifice-obsessive onslaught while the rest of you come with me and Bazu.
  • Cynder: What?!? I don't get to come?! Didn't you say you had your friend make the Alicorn of Nature aware of me not being like what Gaz-zon--
  • Bazu: Well, of course we did, but it won't be night forever. And...well...someone has to keep the flames down.
  • Cynder:...(Gets angry) I can't believe I have to babysit the psychopath while you guys...(Groans in frustration, and storms away)
  • Chuck:...What's her deal?
  • Gilda: Uh, she really hates how that dude runs things.
  • Chuck: Now, now, you lot, I know it isn't fair for your friend here, but it's for a good reason.
  • Black Kat: Why does it feel like it was pointless to drag Cynder along if she was just gonna be sent back? I mean, why bring her along at all?
  • Sparx: Complicated plot. Translation: Bad things happens.
  • Banana: Well, there is one upside to not draging Cynder along with us. She's the one Gaz-zon only wants since she is the Death God and is not interested in us, so the warriors won't come after us. Not to mention that jerk didn't let Spike eat some gems.
  • Sparx: True.
  • Chuck: Well, let's get going. The Alicorn of Nature is probably waiting for us.

The Waterfall Entrance

  • Cynder: (The warriors and the T-Rex were still out, and Cynder is still angry) This is ridiculous! I can't believe I have to be the one to pacify Gaz-zon. Deny me my chance to meet the Alicorn of Nature because of him!! AARRGGHH!!!...(Takes a deep breath)...Alright, why am I angry? Chuck has a good reason to send me back to Gaz-zon. To keep him from sacrificing innocent lives. Black Kat is still training Twilight to use Gaz-zon's magic against him, my friends will be safe with the Resistance and the Alicorn of Nature. When Gaz-zon gets what is coming to him, Spyro and the others will come back for me. I just hope Chuck knows what he's doing. (Returns to the Golden City, and does it in time for the T-Rex and the Warriors to wake up with no memory of their knockout)
  • Warrior Leader:...Uhhgh...what happened?...WHY THE HELL WERE WE SLEEPING ON THE JOB?!?
  • Warrior #1: I have no idea. Being awake at night just seems to do that, I guess.
  • Warrior Leader: Well, what are we laying around for, then, resume your duties! (They do that)

A Series of Tree Houses and Huts

  • Chuck: I give you, Viva Le Resistance.
  • Sparx:...That's a lot of tree houses.
  • Bazu: The purpose of the Resistance is to offer sanctuary to the Aztecalopes that have escaped the city. We offer them a home until the Gaz-zon matter is dealt with.
  • Spyro: (Turning to the others) It's okay guys, When Twilight masters dark magic with Black Kat, we'll come back for Cynder as soon as we and the Resistance give Gaz-zon what's coming to him.
  • Applejack: So where's the Alicorn of Nature, anyway?
  • Bazu: Possibly in her throne room. She rarely comes out these days thanks to Gaz-zon out for her head.
  • Chuck: She can't enjoy her evening walks anymore without being surprised by warriors.
  • Riku: Say, Chuck, is there other people besides you that have taken on Tony before?
  • Chuck: Well, actually, there is one. She's a centaur. A pretty strong fighter and the Alicorn's bravest warrior, too, I might add. I saved her flank from being sacrificed by Gaz-zon once. Tony slashed the poor girl's rear, but her flank's battle scars are a mark of why she's in the Resistance.
  • Gilda: (Chuckles) I've heard tougher dames.
  • Applebloom: Like who?
  • Gilda: Yours truly.
  • Rainbow Dash: Now there's someone I wanna meet.
  • Chuck: Aw, why not see her now? The Alicorn of Nature can wait a bit.
  • Kairi: So where is this strong centaur girl?
  • Bazu: She's getting ready to fight a rookie centaur mare with her hands tied behind her back.
  • Chuck: One word of advice to you lot. Her powerful hind legs are what got her into the Resistance, and she won't go easy on anyone.
  • Sparx: Oh, pfft, I'm sure she's not that bad.
  • ???: HYAH! (A centaur female is seen sent flying across the area screaming, and crashes into a hut)
  • Centaur Female: (Comes out dizzy and with a black eye) I'm fine! (Faints)
  • Chuck: What was it you were saying, bug?
  • Sparx:...Okay, I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
  • ???: OKAY, ANY NEW GIRL ROOKIE WANNA TAKE ME ON NEXT?!? I'M STARTING TO GET TIRED HERE, SO I MIGHT NOT GO HARD ON YOU!! (There was a brief silence)...Yeah, that's what I thought! Hit the showers, meatbags!
  • Sparx: Well, sounds like a real ray of sunshine.
  • Chuck: Okay, you lot. Let's get started with meeting Rebecca.
  • Sparx: Let's not, and say we did!
  • Gilda: Sparx, two words: Shut and Up!
  • Centaur: (Chuck leads the group to her, appearing as a strong, attractive centaur female with long raven hair, dark-blue eyes, wearing knight's armor on the torso, and a gold armband, as well as a blue horse-half with a couple of scars on her flank. She stretches, and loud cracks are heard) URRRRRGGGGGHH! (Hacks, and spits bullseye in a pot)
  • Gilda: IT'S GOOD!!
  • Chuck: Excuse me? Rebecca? (The Centaur notices them)
  • Rebecca the Centaur: You? What're you doing here? And who are THESE pansies?
  • Gilda: Who're you calling pansy, horse butt?
  • Rebecca: (Walked over to the group ominously, scaring the group except for Gilda) You got a problem with my flank, Griffin? HUH?!?
  • Chuck: Easy, Rebecca.
  • Rebecca: (Laughing) Just kidding with you. I thought it'd be funny if you guys thought I was a seriously tough and mean girl.
  • Sparx: Then why did you seriously and quite literally kick that other centaur chick's ass into a hut?
  • Rebecca: I rough-house, alright?
  • Applejack: Well, that make sense now, doesn't it?
  • Rebecca: And speaking of the 'A' word, what do you guys think of my battle scars? (Shows the group her dinosaur-claw-marked flank)
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, we get it, you tangoed with that Spinosaurus Tony. Can't imagine what a scar like that would do to MY cutie mark.
  • Rebecca: It's a symbol of honor.
  • Sparx: And there's honor in being lucky Tony didn't dig deep into you, why?
  • Rebecca: Do you want to know why I am in the Resistance and how Tony scared my flank? It's not a pleasant story.
  • Gilda: We've heard our fair share of dark tales, so surprise us.
  • Rebecca: Okay, where do I begin? It started when I was taken from my mom and sister when I was a younger filly/teenager, or whatever that's called...

Flashback

  • Warrior Leader: (Rebecca is seen as a teenager getting her hands tied behind her back, her legs tied together and gagged while being loaded onto a cart with several other animals and creatures of legend) Sorry for doing this, but orders are orders. He demands the Death God to be satisfied with blood.
  • Rebecca: (Muffled cries are heard, and struggles with her binds as the warriors pull the cart off, and Bazu saw the whole thing in the air and gasped)
  • Bazu: I must tell Chuck and the Alicorn of Nature! (Flies off)
  • Gaz-zon: (He sees the cart being pulled through the waterfall entrance to the city) So, these are tonight's 'special guests'?
  • Warrior Leader: Affirmative, a centaur teenager perfect for the bloody sacrifice. I must warn you, she wasn't easy to catch. She was a headache to control.
  • Gaz-zon: Then let's get her to the arena. But keep her hands tightly bound.
  • Warrior: The arena? But whatever happened to just taking the sacrifice to the top of the stairs on a stone bed and stabbing her in the heart?
  • Gaz-zon: Well, normally, I'm opened to that, and we still have some sacrificial people for that. It's just that you-know-who is hungry. And something has to keep him from deciding to go out into town and go on a frenzy, if you catch my drift.
  • Warrior Leader: Alright, warriors, you heard the High Priest. Let's get the feisty centaur to the arena. Let's go.
  • (Rebecca): They were attempting to feed me to that monstrous 2-story reptile in front of the entire City, I might add. I was scared for dear life that I would never see the light of day again. I was brought into the arena with a large cell in it where I saw the eyes of that albino freak. (Rebecca is seen no longer gagged and is being hauled into the arena with her wrists still tightly tied behind her back and her legs chained to a stone platform with the warriors carrying it in)
  • Gaz-zon: (He stood where his throne was) PEOPLE OF THE AZTECALOPE GOLDEN CITY! I GIVE YOU, THE DAILY FEEDING! TONY IS HUNGRY AND ONCE AGAIN, AND WE KNOW HOW GRUESOME HE GETS WHEN HUNGRY! SO, THE MOST TROUBLESOME OF THE SACRIFICES MUST BE GRANTED TO HIM! NOW, OPEN THE GATES! (The gates open as Rebecca watches as it comes out, and a huge silhouetted Spinosaurus comes out and roars. Rebecca gulps, and closed her eyes in panic)
  • (Rebecca): As I closed my eyes after gazing at the Great White Monster, I knew it was going to be the end for me. But what I didn't expect was what he was about to do to my flank. (She saw the dinosaur's bright red eyes looking down at her as it reached it's claws out, and slashed at Rebecca's flank, making her scream in agonizing pain. The Spinosaurus licked the blood off it's claws, and the Warrior Leader flinched at this)
  • Warrior #2: Blech! I don't think I can stand the violence since I've seen it so much.
  • Warrior Leader: DID I AUTHORIZE YOU TO TALK?!? (The Warrior flinches) That's what I thought.
  • Gaz-zon: (He sat down calmly and unaffected by this while the Aztecalopes, Talonhoof, and even the priests, including Talon-Night and Royal-Fang, were in horror of this)
  • (Rebecca): With my hands tied and my legs chained against my will, I was unable to fight. Tony began craving for my meat after tasting my blood. So I started crying for my life as Tony got ready to take a huge bite out of me. But, luckily, just when I thought I was history...(The roof exploded, and the Aztecalopes were in a panic. Tony roared angrily at the interruption)
  • Gaz-zon: Oh, not THEM again!
  • Chuck: (He appeared skydiving from above along with the Resistance riding on dragons and giant pterosaurs) GERONIMO!
  • Warrior Leader: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET THEM! (The warriors began throwing spears at them, and the Resistance warriors mounted on the dragons defended the rescuers with their shields. The Resistance took out bows and arrows, and began shooting arrows at the attackers while the dragons used their flames to scare Tony back trough the gate)
  • Chuck: (Swings down into the arena while dodging throwing spears, and made it to Rebecca, where he used his dino-tooth knife to unlock Rebecca's leg shackles, and slashed her arm restraints off, allowing her to kicke all of the attacking warriors with her hind legs, and punch some of them with her arms) Wow, what a woman!
  • Rebecca: Excuse me?
  • Chuck: Nothing, let's just get you out of here! (The Aztecalope warriors began firing arrows at the Resistance, some of them aiming for Rebecca, who is barely dodging them)
  • Rebecca: WHOA! WHOA! THIS ENTIRE PLACE IS CRAZY!! (The dragons and giant pterosaurs defended Rebecca while they seized the attacking warriors with their talons, then a huge bright light entered the arena)
  • Resistance Elf Soldier: The Alicorn of Nature is here!
  • Chuck: Well, speak of the Devil.
  • Gaz-zon: NO, NO, NO! THEY'RE ESCAPING!!! Priests, quick, bring up the anti-magic shield! (The dragons roared, scaring all the priests away including Talon-Night and Royal-Fang) DON'T LEAVE ME, GODDAMN IT, THEY'RE JUST DRAGONS!!!
  • Resistance Fliers: DEATH TO THE HIGH PRIEST! (Gaz-zon zaps the Resistance fliers into comical black burns)
  • Resisence Flier #1: I hate it when he does that!
  • ???: (The bright light speaks to a Great Red Dragon) Red Wing, get Rebecca out of there, and fast!
  • Gaz-zon: OH, NO, YOU DON'T! (Gaz-zon zaps Rebecca into unconsciousness with a magic lightning bolt) SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE ON MY WATCH!
  • ???: Someone keep Gaz-zon off our tail! (Dragons are seen blasting Gaz-zon's throne hold, and while he tries to fight back, they defend themselves thanks to the bright light granting them magic shields)
  • Gaz-zon: HAH! I don't give in that easily-- (They continued blasting at his hold)...I'm out of here! (Retreats)
  • Rebecca: (Red Wing the Red Dragon took her and flew out of the arena) Oh, thank you!
  • Red Wing: Oh, it was nothing, mam!
  • Rebecca: The name's Rebecca, just so you know. (Suddenly, shadow zombies appear from the ground and begin attacking, and dragging Resistance fighters to the ground, and devouring them)
  • Gaz-zon: (Appearing in the arena) Enjoy your reserved seats in the land of death, you fools!
  • ???: It's no use. As long as Gaz-zon has his powerful magic, we can't kill him. Everyone Back to the Resistance Grounds! RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (The dragons and pterosaurs grabbed the surviving Resistance troops and took off through the arena while Chuck hitched a ride on one of the dragons)
  • Chuck: Hasta la vista, baby!
  • ???: Enjoy this victory and your control of the Golden City while you can, Gaz-zon! One of these days, someone will discover and master your powerful magic and use it against you, and when that day comes, you will pay for all the crimes you have made in this poor city!
  • Gaz-zon: Never, Alicorn of Nature! NEVER! (The bright light disappears, and turns to the remaining sacrificial animals and creatures of legend) I suppose Tony will have to settle for you guys. (Pulls a lever, dropping the sacrificial victims through a trap-door, and into Tony's pen, and screams and a roar were hearded, followed by a crunch)

Present

  • Rebecca: And in a great debt of gratitude, I decided to join the Resistance and help them take down that ass-like Gaz-zon for his cruelty on me. And the rest is history....Except, I never had the chance to find my mother and sister again. I couldn't find my hometown for years, and I decided to save searching for them after we take down Gaz-zon.
  • Bazu: We may have saved Rebecca from a fate worse than death, but our attempt to give Gaz-zon his comeuppance was a disaster. The scars will remain for the rest of her life.
  • Gilda: Sheesh, overkill much?
  • Chuck: It was totally gruesome, but it's true.
  • Rebecca: The Alicorn of Nature has always predicted that a stranger would come out of the blue, use Gaz-zon's powers against him and help us finally rid the faithful Golden City of the jerkoff that doesn't deserve to be alive, and she and the Resistance have been waiting for that day to come.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, you're in luck. Twilight is in progress of learning black magic from Black Kat so she can not just help you with Gaz-zon, but also help her conquer her personal fear of a dark future after she's had bad experience with it. I don't even want to go with you on that.
  • Black Kat: I've been planning to meet you guys and bring you some information about how to help take Gazzy down. I assure you, Twilight here is your answer on stopping him. She's got the potential to handle all of Gaz-zon's powerful magic tricks. I've got them all memorized so when she's as powerful as Gazzy is, we'll help you give that sacrifice-crazed antelope psychopath what is coming to him.
  • Rebecca: Well, that is just wonderful! Chuck has been telling us about your history, as well as your problems. The Alicorn of Nature is going to be so surprised that what she told Gaz-zon the day of my rescue is about to become a reality.
  • Black Kat: Yeah. And you might finally be free to find your family again.
  • Jaggearo: And when all of this is over, we need a favor from you. We've winded up here for a reason. We're out looking for a trident that could save this Equestrian merpony kingdom from the evils of both a sorceress tiger shark and a sociopathic merpony councilor. We have reason to believe it's stashed at the Ham-Dam Mountain in the Badlands. What we want to know is...will you guys be willing to help us on our quest to Ham-Dam Mountain?
  • Rebecca: No way! I ain't going to those Forbidden Badlands! Too screwed up for my tastes.
  • Gilda: I know what you think. We've been told a couple of times on our quest that everyone doesn't wanna go to the 'Forbidden Badlands', but is it really THAT bad?
  • Rebecca: You don't know the half of it.
  • Chuck: But aren't you forgetting about the path to the mountain that comes right after the camp?
  • Rebecca: Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about the mountain path right after the Resistance Grounds. I am still not going there with you wackos, even for the help of a few sea ponies from Equestria. The Alicorn of Nature wouldn't allow us to go there, and if you're smart, you'd better not bother! There's nothing of true worth in the Badlands except opportunities to satisfy death wishes.
  • Sparx: Well, you can't blame a group of misfits for asking.
  • Rebecca: Anyway, I'm sure the Alicorn of Nature would like to know you're here, so it's fair I should introduce you to her.
  • Chuck: Dont worry, you guys, I've been in the Badlands many times, so I'd be grateful to help you guys find the Ham-Dam Treasure Trove in the mountain, get Eqlantica's stolen fork so you guys can get your merpony-transformed friend back. That is as long as you help me get payback on that Spino-snout Tony. But I've got rules you guys need follow if you're going into the Badlands. Got it?
  • Gilda: Okay, shoot.
  • Chuck: Rule #1: ALWAYS listen to Chuck! Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the Mountain Trail, The Badlands is quite a bizarre place when you enter it, and it's easy to get lost in it. Plus, I don't like wanderers! Rule #3: Stay together as a group and be on your guard at all times! Rule # 4:...(The group thinks he's about to be dramatic)...He/She who has gas, doesn't know how to behave themselves and talks too much, travels at the back of the group. (Trixie was eating beans, Pinkie blabbing on, and Sparx was making armpit farts until they suddenly heard Chuck)
  • Trixie/Pinkie/Sparx: Aw nuts! (They sadly walk to the back of the group)
  • Rebecca: Okay, guys, I'll take you to the Alicorn of Nature, then I'll show you around.

A Private Garden

  • Rarity: (The group sees that the garden is very colorful, consisting on an array of plants, and hundreds of fountains, birdhouses, tile paths, and statues. The group makes it to a square tile area with a statue of an Alicorn on a fountain, right in front of a large regal tree house)...Oh, my! I must get the name and address of the gardener for this! The boutique's front yard needs something like this.
  • Twilight: Your yard isn't that big enough for something like this, Rarity.
  • Rarity: The gardener is sure to have a sense of architecture, Twilight. I know he'd get the job done.
  • Riku: Okay, now's not the time for gardening business. We need to get this over with and meet the Alicorn of Nature. Let's hope she's much like Celestia.
  • Spyro: And let's hope she can help us, unlike Rebecca.
  • Rebecca: I heard that!
  • Spike: So, I guess the Alicorn of Nature is inside that...beautifully-decorated tree house.
  • ???: I have a name, you know.
  • Spike: What the--?
  • ???: No need to be alarmed, friends of the Death God. I have been waiting to meet you.
  • Trixie: Who's saying that?
  • Chuck: (Bowing before the light that starts glowing in front of the group) My lady, it's good to see you again.
  • Trixie: Who're you talking to? You're talking to a giant bright orb of light.
  • ???: My apologies, I forgot to shut off the light. (With two claps, the light dims down, and once it goes off, Spyro's group was in awe)
  • Bazu: May I present, The Alicorn of Nature and the Leader of the Resistance, Springtime Eve.
  • Springtime Eve the Alicorn of Nature: (She appears as a Celestia look-alike with light-green skin, green eyes, a gold tiara, a mane and tail with the colors of spring and is filled with flowers, and a blossoming-rose cutie mark) Hello.
  • Sparx:...(Whistles attractively) What a lady!
  • Twilight: Amazing! An Equestrian Alicorn! I haven't seen one like Celestia and Luna in my life. I thought they were mostly...gone.
  • Springtime: Actually, I am of Equestrian origin, but have never actually been raised there. My parents were from Equestria, and they left me to take care of myself before they perished in...the war.
  • Twilight: The war?
  • Springtime: I don't feel like explaining it, sadly. Anyway, Rebecca, have you found any new centaur recruits yet?
  • Rebecca: Well, I may have been too rough on the new meats, but I think they might last more than 30 seconds.
  • Springtime: Then it seems they may need some help. Now, newcomers, I am aware that you are friends to the Death God that Gaz-zon has been worshipping.
  • Gilda: I'm surprised you're not trying to kill us or hate yourself for saying that we know Cynder. (Suddenly, an axe was tossed at a wall, missing Gilda's head by a mile) WHOA, LIKE THAT!!
  • ???: THEY BE SERVENTS OF THE DEATH GOD! THEY'LL BRING DEATH TO US!! (An angry resentful dwarf appeared with another axe)
  • Springtime: General Angdwar, what did I say about going rough on strangers?
  • General Angdwar the Dwarf: We cannot trust them, Eve! They're friends of the Death God! And from what I've heard of that sinful bitch, I can't risk having them help us.
  • Springtime:...Sorry, everyone, this is General Angdwar, the Dwarf General of the East. He's been in the Resistance for several years now, and he's...not the trustworthy type.
  • Angdwar: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here, you tricksters! The Death God is too dangerous for me to put me trust in, and she must die. I be planning a huge assault at the Temple tonight while she is still at a vulnerable state. I had some spies inform me that the Death God isn't in her true form, but in her mortal form! Tonight, I'll have the honor to drink the Death God's unholy blood, and see how she likes it!
  • Trixie: Wow, I must compliment the colorful people they have here.
  • Applejack: If this guy isn't worth trustin' that much, then why in tarnation do you have him in the Resistance to begin with?
  • Springtime: Well, he's one of the best fighters we've got. Without him, we wouldn't have gotten this far with trying to stop Gaz-zon. In fact, without him, Rebecca would've been dinosaur food.
  • Chuck: You see, General Angdwar wasn't always like this. He used to be a good Dwarf Prince until Gaz-zon created the Death God legends, and had begun sacrificing his grandfather and father, causing him to have a nervous breakdown and has started to get a lust for killing Gaz-zon. But don't worry, that wasn't much of a problem. Springtime Eve said she'd have him banished from the Resistance if he steps out of line.
  • General Angdwar: Not if she wants to keep the dwarves and pure goblins on her side, she won't.
  • Chuck: Oh, right, forgot about that. He controls the Dwarf kingdom, and holds the pure goblin alliance under a tight grip. Aside from the elves and the centaurs, as well as the giants, the dwarves and pure goblins are our strongest forces in the Resistance thanks to their sheer numbers.
  • Springtime: But don't think that'll defend your actions, Angdwar! May I remind you who got you to being the ruler of the dwarves in the first place? I'll make sure you're punished further than just banishment from the Resistance, and pass your position to your brother.
  • Angdwar: HAH, you wouldn't!
  • ???: I assure you, brother Angdwar, she would. (Another dwarf appeared, being a bit older than Angdwar, and looks both calm but disappointed at the same time)
  • Chuck: Oh, and there's Angdwar's eldest brother, Bold-Dar the Bold, who is the Pure Goblins' and Dwarves' real authority.
  • Bold-Dar the Bold: Honestly, Angdwar, is that anyway to treat guests?
  • Angdwar: 'Intruders' is more like it! They are servents of the Death God, and they should never be trusted. They shoudn't even be here. I knew that weasel's mental inperfection would go against us ever since that devil dino damaged his eye! I suspect it did worse than that.
  • Trixie: Oh, come on, I'm sure it's not that bad--
  • Chuck: (He is seen holding a rock to his ear like a cell phone) Hello? No, not right now. I'm trying to help a group of misfits recover a merpony-transformed pegasus with a magic fork within Ham Dam Mountain....No, they're looking at me!...I know, they think I'm crazy! (Chuckles)...Oh, okay, we're in the middle of a meeting with the Resistance. I'm gonna lose ya'....Yeah, I love you, too! Alright, goodbye! (Drops the rock) Now, what were we talking about?
  • Angdwar: See what I mean?
  • Bold-Dar: Merpony-transformed pegasus?
  • Angdwar: What am I telling you? He's lost it! So let's just correct his mistake, and kill the lot where they stand.
  • Gilda: HEY, back off, shortcake!
  • Rainbow Dash: And for your information, what he said wasn't crazy. We really ARE trying to save a merpony-transformed pegasus by looking for this Trident in the Ham-Dam Mountain. Why else would we wind up here?
  • Pinkie: Not to mention that there's an oil-crazy lion, a sociopathic merpony councilor, an evil tiger shark, AND a band of pirates that we need to take care of, too. I know, pretty jumbled, aren't we?
  • Angdwar: Oh, I know someone who is jumbled.
  • Twilight: Hey, show some manners, will you? Just because we're friends of a 'Death God', it doesn't mean that this 'Death God' is still doing crazy things anymore. She's not evil anymore.
  • Angdwar: You expect me to believe that hunk of lies, bitch?
  • ???: Angdwar! (A whole Council of legendary creatures appear right next to Springtime Eve)
  • Councilor Elf: Gaz-zon alone is responsible for all that he's done, Angdwar. Even though he has to answer for his crimes, you cannot reek vengeance on these innocent outsiders. You know this as much as I do.
  • Councilor Giant: You're not planning to kill the Death God by going Mor'du are you?
  • Angdwar: Have you ignorant fancy-pants' forgotten of Gaz-zon's prophecy? The Death God is destined to destroy the Resistance and the Alicorn of Nature, ushering in the Age of the Black Dragon! The spies informed that the Death God is in a vulnerable state. If we strike before Gaz-zon realizes that his god is not like all his fancy statues and legends, we can destroy everything he stands for. Failure to act will give him a head start to make the she-beast like the Death God he wanted.
  • Spyro: WHAT?!?
  • Angdwar: You heard me well, purple traitor to your purple heritage! Gaz-zon may like your master, but he ain't brainless. He'll find out eventually that something smells off about the Death God, and believe me, he has the power to restore her to her true, monsterous, evil, sinful, despicable, ugly, and devilistic form! (The Council looked at each other)
  • Councilor Minotaur: We've never thought of that.
  • Councilor Elf: Angdwar is right! The Death God must die!
  • Councilor Centaur: Her servants must die! (Resistance Elf guards surround Spyro's group)
  • Sparx: ARE YOU ALL SERIOUSLY TAKING HIS SIDE?!? YOU CALL YOURSELVES A RESISTANCE?!?
  • Angdwar: SILENCE, BUG! Whatever you had planned, you failed. Because I am a generous dwarf, you will live, but you will instead be sentenced to the dungeon. By morning, I'll see to it that your master's head will be shown to you on a stick!
  • Springtime: ANGDWAR, what has gotten into you?!? Did you forget that I have the power to remove you from your position?
  • Council Elf: He is right, Springtime! The Prophecy of Gaz-zon is not something to be ignored. If you can't see that we have to be careful, then you leave us no choice. You are no longer given authority over our Council, OR with Angdwar!
  • Springtime:...THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! You can't do this to me!
  • Angdwar: If I were you, I wouldn't challenge their authority, Springtime! I suggest you do as we say if you still want to be leader of the Resistance.
  • Springtime:...You will be so despicable, Angdwar! You betrayed us!
  • Angdwar: I betrayed you? YOU betrayed us. Now I don't want another word out of you. You will do as we say, or I'm sure the Council won't hesitate to fire you. Is that clear?
  • Springtime:...Very well.
  • Council Elf: Very good, Springtime. For your safety, and for trusting friends of the Death God, you are temporarily relieved and removed from your placement. And that counts for Chuck, Bazu, Rebecca, and Bold-Dar! You are all forbidden to protest, and you shall remain confined in the garden until the Death God is executed. (Elf guards surround Springtime, Rebecca, Chuck, Bazu, and Bold-Dar) As for Angdwar, he will become the leader of this attack, and he will be given total authority of his kingdom and alliances.
  • Bold-Dar: Angdwar, how could you?
  • Angdwar: I'm sorry, but the job must be done. Ever since father and grandfather were sacrificed by Gaz-zon, I'm not going to allow him to go any further. I will have him and his Death God executed for their crimes, and I'll make the Death God's hide my new cozy chair after her head is upon the wall. And you are all forbidden to interfere!
  • Bazu: Have you all forgotten what Springtime has said about someone using Gaz-zon's magic against him? If you do this, you'll risk being taken down for unethical execution. Surely you abide by that rule.
  • Councilor Centaur: We have no choice! If we don't do this, things are going to get worse. Our decisions are made, and if you interfere, you're fired from the Resistance! Do I make myself clear? Because we will NOT warn you again.
  • Springtime: We have to do what they say, guys.
  • Spyro: Why? They're going to kill our friend!
  • Angdwar: Oh, get over it! You've got plenty of friends! Now, take them away! Oh, and don't think Red Wing will help you out, they're all obeying me now.
  • Bold-Dar: (While the guards take him and the others away) I hope your happy now, Angdwar! I hope you enjoy how you'll ruin the Resistance, as well as the Council! You've just made it easier for Gaz-zon to take us down thanks to your betrayal. You just marked to end of the Resistance!
  • General Angdwar: Oh, I'm REAL scared. By the way, you're not allowed to protest. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to do what I should've done a long time ago. (Leaves with his forces, and leaves the guards to watch over the group)

Springtime's Tree House

  • Rebecca: He betrayed us!
  • Spyro: What're we gonna do now? They're going to kill her!
  • Bold-Dar: Oh, just let him go! Let him kill himself for all I care!
  • Chuck:...Yikes, Bold-Dar, that's a bit harsh!
  • Bold-Dar: HEY, he deserves it! He didn't deserve to be in this Resistance from the start. Now, because of him, I've lost my authority over my subjects. He's a disgrace to his own race, his alliance, AND the Resistance. I say we're better off without him. Just let Gaz-zon give Angdwar what is coming to him. I suspect his secret spies will return to bring news of my brother's plans to Gaz-zon and his prist followers, and when they do, Gaz-zon and Tony can have an all you-can-eat-and-sacrifice-dwarf-and-creature buffet for all I care. Let him get what he deserves!
  • Rebecca: Bold-Dar, what kind of jackass do you think you are? That's not the Dwarf way!
  • Spyro: No, guys, let's not start an argument with him. He's right. Gaz-zon is just going to win over this battle, and the Council will realize they were wrong. Let's have Gaz-zon and Cynder make Angdwar wish he never planned to attack them tonight. But they're right, what Bold-Dar said was way too far. He doesn't deserve to die because of what he did to us. Killing or death is not how we do things. We just give them a far worse punishment like banishment, imprisonment, or expulsion from positions.
  • Bold-Dar:...Yeah, maybe I was going too far with that comment.
  • Sparx: Damn right you were!
  • Everyone: SPARX!

Outside the Resistance Grounds

  • Angdwar: (The entire Resistance march out of the grounds, and into battle) Now, members of the Resistance! It's time to bring death...to the Death God!

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  • Angdwar: This ends here and now! Gaz-zon and the Death God will be defeated right here, right now! (They continue marching towards the city)

Golden City

  • Cynder: (Comes to Gaz-zon): Gaz-zon! I have bad news! I don't know what happened, but the Resistance is coming here heavily armed.
  • Gaz-zon: WHAT?!? The Resistance is risking their butts to end my reign?...(Looks into a visual portal, and sees Angdwar leading the attack)...(Laughs out loud) OH MY, GOD, ANGDWAR, YOU RETARDED PIECE OF VENGEFUL CRAP! You must be easier to kill than I expected. (Laughs)
  • Cynder: Who's Angdwar?
  • Gaz-zon: He's a member of the Resistance who has tried to kill me for years after I sacrificed his father and grandfather. Perhaps they heard you've arrived, and that retarded midget was too hyper with my 'prophecy' that he decided to come in an attempt to kill the both of us. (Laughs) He cracks me up with his decisions EVERY SINGLE F****** TIME! Why did the Resistance hire him in the first place? Oh, God, destroying that Resistance will be easier than I thought. (Cynder is shocked by this)
  • Cynder: ("Oh, guys, what happened there?") What Prophecy are you talking about?
  • Gaz-zon: Oh, I never HAD a prophecy. I just said that to him as a joke, and as a means to trick the Resistance into taking me head on so I can get the chance to slaughter them all. I knew Angdwar would be the death of the Resistance from the second he came in. Well, if he wants to be the hero of the Resistance, then I guess I'll show him he made a BIG mistake. Come with me, Death God, we must prepare for battle. (He and Cynder go outside)

2 minutes later...

  • Gaz-zon: (He and Cynder are seen addressing to an army of Antelope Warriors) Comrades, our time to defend the Death God is at hand! General Angdwar has taken over the Resistance from the nature witch and is planning to assassinate the Death God! But fear not, because we will win as we always do. Their forces may be big, but we have great magic on our side. (The warriors cheered)
  • Cynder: ("How could this befall my friends? Why? I should've come anyway!")
  • Gaz-zon: I knew from the very start that Angdwar would be of an advantage to us. I decided to make up a 'prophecy' about how the Death God will return to her former glory and wreak chaos. With those words, he became the commander of this attack, and he'll learn quickly that listening to that was a BIG mistake. And if he is to survive, he will still be punished. I, and most importantly, HE, has brought about the end of the Resistance. Now, Clawhoof, I want you to be the commander of the defense, and the leader of the assault priests. If you truely seek to preserve the lives of your loved ones, now's a more prudent time than ever.
  • Prince Clawhoof: (Who has fully recovered from his fights in the arena) I will gladly defend The Death God to the bitter end, High Priest Gaz-zon.
  • Gaz-zon: Splendid! Talon-Night, Royal-Fang, fetch Tony and get him ready for battle while I summon our powerful allies from the Aztec Underworld. (Talon-Night and Royal-Fang saluted, bowed, and left) And now, Death God, you're soon to come to your best glory. While that prophecy was just a hoax, I want to be sure you're ready to bring great perfection to this wonderful city once you reach your full form. Your reign, and the Age of the Black Dragon, will never fall.
  • Cynder:...(Sighs, having no choice but to play along) I understand, Gaz-zon. I understand you'll all risk your lives to defend me from this traitorous dwarf and his ignorance against me. You all are truely great followers.
  • Gaz-zon: Spoken like your true powerful self, Death God. It is now time to summon our allies. (He casts a spell which creates an eerie green portal with armed skeleton warriors, shadow zombies, giant cobras, scorpions, skeleton dragons, river monsters, powerful Aztec beasts, and other dark magical aztecian creatures) Oh, King of the Aztec Underworld, I summon you, your army and all who obey you here for a single purpose: To defend our beloved Death God and the Year of the Black Dragon from the Resistance lead by an arrogant dwarf who is out to destroy her. I summon you here now to help us seal General Angdwar's fate and condemn his soul and the Resistance within the depths of the Aztec Underworld once and for all! (A fiery demon that looks stronger than the others, which is possibly the king, agrees in Aztec language, and Gaz-zon chuckles) At long last, the Resistance will be no more.
  • Cheif Talonhoof: Okay, everybody. Prepare yourselves for battle. (Some of the warriors and the Aztec Underworld monsters went to the cavern entrance with Tyranna-Khan growling fiercely waiting for Angdwar to arrive. The Warrior Leader and the others slammed wooden spears on each of the Palace Temple floors setting up defenses while catapults are being loaded for aerial Resistance fighters. Later, in the Palace Temple's main room, Prince Clawhoof is seen showing his plan to deal with Angdwar to the priests, his mother, Gaz-zon, Cynder and the Aztec Underwold King) Alright, let's do this!

The Waterfall Entrance

  • Angdwar: (He and the entire Resistance arrived) Now, members of the Resistance! It's time to attack while they don't see it coming. In 3...(As he counts down, the Resistance members are seen getting into fighting stance getting ready to attack)...2...1...ATTACK!! (The Resistance advanced towards the Golden City)

Golden City

  • Warrior Leader: (A mob roar was heard) Brace yourselves, everyone. The Resistance is among us.
  • Prince Clawhoof: (To his mother while archers station themselves on the Palace floors with the spears and catapults ready and drew out their arrows while ballistics on the ground floor aim at the entrance) Once Angdwar sets one foot into the city, all hell is gonna brake loose! Mother, you must find selther, it might get crazy here.
  • Cheif Talonhoof: Be careful, my son. (She goes and starts evacuating the city's citizens to the shelters within some caves on the other side of the city to avoid casualties. Talonhoof was seen escorting a golden-haired Aztecalope to the caves, and she met up with Clawhoof as the two hugged)
  • Clawhoof: Stay close, Goldflower. Angdwar has a tendency to be merciless.
  • Goldflower: (Arming herself with a shield and spear, and nodded to Clawhoof) I'll be ready to die alongside you defending the Death God, my love.
  • Gaz-zon: (Now wearing a skull mask and armed with a powerful staff appeared while the Aztec Underworld King is mounted on a fiery warg which growled menacingly) Show the Resistance no mercy, oh, noble warriors! Let none of them escape the city alive. As for Angdwar, whoever brings me his heart and head for the Death God's collection of enemies and his soul for the Underworld King to send down shall be rewarded greatly. (The mob roar grows louder)
  • Warrior Leader: They're coming!
  • Gaz-zon: UNLEASH THE UNDERWORLD ON ANGDWAR!!!!!
  • The Aztec Underworld King: (To his demon riders in Aztec language) (Translation: Run The Dwarf's Followers down! Feast on their souls!)
  • Angdwar: ATTACK! (The Resistance charged in)
  • Clawhoof: CATAPULTS!!! (The Catapults lauched boulders and the Aztec Underworld King's demon riders charged down and drained many Resistance Soldiers' souls. The Resistance Council watched in horror as the Underworld army and the warriors charged at the Resistance troops while the city archers released their arrows and more blood gets spilt)
  • Councilor Minotaur: OH, NO, THEY WERE READY FOR US!
  • Angdwar: Good Council, I promise I have this under control. (The giant scorpions have some troops poisoned by their stingers. Gaz-zon blown all of the Resistance's siege weapons to pieces and just then, Talon-Night and Royal Fang have returned with a familiar Spinosaurus silhouette with glowing red eyes)
  • Resistance Elf Warrior: Oh, no! It's Tony! (Tony let out a fierce roar and charged at the Resistance troops, biting on anyone who tried to fly. The Skeleton Dragons have successfuly killed the Resistance's aerial attackers and Tyranna-Khan is intercepting and killing any Resistance warriors attempting to flee)
  • Councilor Fairy:...Angdwar, when exactly did you hear about this 'prophecy'?
  • Angdwar: Gaz-zon told me about it himself. He seemed pretty serious about it. I mean, it's not like he was playing on my vengeful nature or anything....Oh, crap!
  • Councilor Elf: YOU GULLIBLE FOOL, YOU LET THAT FIEND MANIPULATE US!!!
  • Angdwar: Now, now, guys, I can take care of this. (Takes out a shotgun)
  • Councilor Giant: Where the hell did you get that--(Angdwar rushes into the battlefield)...Oh, he's toast.
  • Councilor Elf: Well, let him go. If he lives, we shall deal with him. (Angdwar charged forth and surprisingly bashed away a lot of the Aztec demons, surprising Gaz-zon, the Aztecalopes, and even Cynder)
  • Cynder:...Guys, I can't let him kill anymore innocent lives. If he wants me, then...he'll have me!
  • Gaz-zon: Are you really sure, Death God?
  • Cynder: You wouldn't even call me a God if I wasn't capable of fighting my own battles.
  • Clawhoof: Then we wish you luck, Death God. (Cynder flew off, and met Angdwar in the field of battle)
  • Cynder: Angdwar!
  • Angdwar: Ah, the Death God. I was wondering where you were. Killing you will make me a hero. So great, they will forget this minor oversight, and we will return fighting strong, end the life of Gaz-zon, and all of the Aztecalopes. My vengeance to my father and grandfather will be fulfilled, as well as the lives of all that were sacrificed to the honor of you. Any of my people, and likewise others, were killed in your name. So let me ask you, she-devil: Do you have what it takes?
  • Cynder: You dared have my friends imprisoned, and turned on those who are your allies because they refused to feed your madness. I understand Gaz-zon did horrible things to your people, and many others, even to his own! But just look at what you have done. You're becoming no better than him. You punished and betrayed those that didn't see things your way. And it's already too late to make up for it because once you survive this, you will be punished. You let Gaz-zon's manipulation of your vengeful nature allow part of your Resistance die. Surrender, and I promise I'll protect you from Gaz-zon's punishments. If you haven't been told this, or refused to believe it, then I'll only say it once: I'm NOT what Gaz-zon is saying I am.
  • Angdwar: So he was lying about you sinking Atlantis? He lied about you killing King Triton's wife? He was even lying about how you have been involved with the Dark Master, Malefor, himself? Is THAT what you're trying to convey?
  • Cynder: Those are true, but I was referring to the ones about being some Aztec blood-eating Death God! I didn't even know this place existed until these warriors dragged me here. I am no longer what I was in the past. If I was, I wouldn't even have this conversation with you.
  • Angdwar: I don't care what's true or not! You will be punished by the might of the Dwarf king! Gaz-zon was killing lives in your honor, therefore you are responsible for the death of millions, including my father and grandfather! I will never rest, until you rest in peace.
  • Cynder: Then you leave me with no other option but to have you face proper punishment with the Resistance.
  • Angdwar: So what, you're not gonna kill me?
  • Cynder: No! I'm not a murderer like you. I have a far better fate in mind....
  • Angdwar: Oy, are we gonna have a tea party, or are we gonna bloody fight already?!? (Cynder transformed into her Avatar form which amazed Gaz-zon, The Aztec Underwolrd and the Golden City Army. Angdwar, on the other hand, was now starting to regret everything he's done to get what he wants)
  • Gaz-zon: Yes, Death God! Make him regret the day he became part of that nature witch's Resistance! SHOW HIM WHAT YOUR REPUTATION STANDS FOR!!! (Avatar Cynder let out a fierce roar which scared Angdwar as he tried to get out his shotgun, which Avatar Cynder swatted away)
  • Angdwar: AHHHH!!!!! (Avatar Cynder picked him up, and surprisingly started carrying him off to the Resistance)
  • Gaz-zon: What's she doing?
  • Avatar Cynder: (To the Resistance Council) Everyone, Angdwar was made a fool of. Gaz-zon tricked him into allowing him to manipulate all of you into being destroyed, and he must face due punishment. (The entire Council gets angry at him as he chuckles nervously) Now I need you guys to pretend to be scared away so I can keep my cover.
  • Council: Agreed! (They arrest Angdwar, and Avatar Cynder started roaring loudly as the entire Resistance pretended to be scared away)
  • Gaz-zon:...Hmm, not exactly what I would call destroying the Resistance, but it's what I would call depleting them to a critically-vulnerable state with little fighters. WAY TO GO, DEATH GOD!
  • Cynder: (Avatar Cynder transforms back into Cynder) There, we shall have an easier advantage with them once we launch an attack on their territory.
  • Gaz-zon: Excellent strategy, Death God! You're even better than what I said you were. (Cynder feels disturbed at those words) Everyone, let's get back to the drawing board. We'll attack the Resistance Grounds at sunrise! (Cackles)

Resistance Grounds

  • Councilor Fairy: (They, Angdwar, Springtime, Chuck, Bazu, Rebecca, Bold-Dar, and Spyro's group are seen in a courtroom-like tree house) Angdwar, what do you have to say for yourself?
  • Angdwar: With all due respect, how was I to know that the 'prophecy' stuff was a ruse? You can't blame me for making this mistake.
  • Councilor Elf: Oh, can't we?
  • Councilor Minotaur: Angdwar, this is serious! Most of the Resistance is dead because of your misguidance! If the Death God hadn't brought you to justice, we would've been seriously destroyed. You nearly caused the destruction of the entire Resistance!
  • Councilor Centaur: You turned us all against our faithful leader, and you were too stubborn to realize the casualties that were made in this battle. That is absolutely unforgivable, and you must be punished for it.
  • Councilor Elf: From this day forth, you are banished from the Resistance, AND you are also banished from your kingdom, and Bold-Dar will be given full control of the Dwarf king and the alliances. And furthermore--
  • Angdwar: (Suddenly gets out his shotgun) NO! (Everyone gasps) I WON'T ALLOW IT!
  • Councilor Fairy: How did he get that back--
  • Angdwar: SHUT UP! I MADE A SOLEMN PROMISE TO AVENGE MY FATHER AND GRANDFATHER, AND I WILL NOT LET THAT OPPORTUNITY BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME! I'M STAYING IN THIS RESISTANCE, AND YOU AREN'T STOPPING ME!!!
  • Bold-Dar: Brother, that's going too far!
  • Angdwar: EVERYONE SHUT UP! I AM DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR ALL OF US!
  • Councilor Centaur: Take it easy, Angdwar, we--(Suddenly gets shot in the arm, shocking everyone) OW MY GOD, THAT FUCKING HURTS!?
  • Angdwar: NO EXCUSES FROM ANY OF YOU, OR I'LL DO MORE THEN BREAK LIMBS AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT! AND NOT A WORD FROM ANY OF YOU MISFITS!
  • Bold-Dar: Angdwar, put down the gun, please! You need to- (Angdwar shoots his leg) AARRGGHH!! (Falls to the ground)
  • Angdwar: ARE YOU GONNA SCREW AROUND, OR ARE YOU GONNA DO AS I SAY?!? I WANT TO STAY IN THIS RESISTANCE, AND I WON'T TAKE ANY EXCUSES FROM ANYONE. THE NEXT ONE TO PROTEST DIES! GO AHEAD! I DARE YOU! I- (Suddenly, the Shell Lodge Van appeared)
  • Icky's Voice: Whoa, pal, how about some chill pills? (Lord Shen and Celestia were the first to come out)
  • Twilight: PRINCESS CELESTIA?!?
  • Lord Shen: Alright, you outlaws! Surrender those misfits and the other poor souls, or suffer dire consequences.
  • Longzu: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
  • Rebecca: Look, guys, we don't want any troub- (Lord Shen throws a blade at her which barely misses her shoulder) WHOA, FUCK-SAUCE!!!
  • Angdwar: ASSAULT OF A RESISTANCE MEMBER? OH, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, PEACOCK! (Aims his shotgun at him, but Shifu sneaks behind him, and smashes the shotgun) WHAT THE--?!?
  • Lord Shen: NOW, SHELL LOUGERS ATTACK! (Then Boy Sora, Donald and Goofy appeared with their weapons drawn. The Digimon in their champion forms attacked the Resistance Guards and Shen's army surround Angdwar and the Resistance who are now hoplessly outnumbered) Alright, this will only hurt a little...but DAMN, will it hurt! (Takes out his cannon)
  • Spyro: STOOOP!!! (Everyone looks at him)...Guys, this is not what you think. Most of them are good guys...except for the smaller dwarf there.
  • Lord Shen: What are you talking about? I- (Sees Discord)... FUCK, IT'S DISCORD!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET FREE?!?
  • Po: And where's Fluttershy and Cynder?
  • Spyro: Guys, let's restrain the smaller dwarf, because we need to talk....

A Few Explanations Later...

  • Shrek: So, do you expect us to believe that you guys discovered a lost nation of...merponies...cursed by Discord, who you said is now reformed, and that their queen and daughter have put Fluttershy in danger in the form of their evil councilman, and a magical tiger shark, and the pirates that captured you are still after you and Kairi?
  • Alex: And there's a Makunga ripoff mayor planning to poison Destiny Islands just to satisfy his greed?
  • Sparx: Well, in a nutshell, that pretty much sums it up.
  • Spyro: And we can't go home with you guys. Not without Fluttershy.
  • Kairi: Yeah.
  • Lord Shen: Well, sadly, we have a pirate problem of our own. The crew we hired to help us rescue you started a mutiny thanks to an Anaconda named El Skales.
  • Wajinga: (Gasps) ("Father?...He's alive?")
  • Riku: Wajinga? Are you okay?
  • Wajinga: Uh-yeah, I'm fine. ("I can't let them know about this yet. How fragile trust is.")
  • Po: Well, luckily, we're here to help you guys clean up this mess of a world. So, what's first?
  • Spyro: Saving the Golden City from Gaz-zon.
  • Savio: Okay, then let's get going. (Springtime, seeing what Angdwar's decision has lead to with her Resistance members, walked away crying softly)
  • Twilight: Springtime? Where are you going?
  • Rarity: Darling, come back!
  • Celestia: (Realizing the problem) Allow me to comfort her. You all need to rest for the moment. Spike, I need you to take a letter for Cynder, and make her aware of the events that has transpired. Leave delivering it to me after I deal with Springtime. I knew her parents when I was young, so I'm sure she'll recognize me enough.
  • Spyro: I have to admit, it's great to see you guys again, but we need to finish our business of getting Fluttershy back as a group.
  • Sparx: Yeah, we started this thing as a group and we're going to finish it as a group.
  • Lord Shen: Well, if you're planning to get rid of us, you're out of luck. We're helping as well.
  • Spongebob: 1. Because we're all in this together. And 2. The producer doesn't wanna play personal favorites in this episode anymore, so we have to do as he says. 3. If you're going to save these places, then you'll need all the help you can get.
  • Spyro: Despite the producer wanting us together as a team, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Gilda, Trixie, Cynder, Riku, Kairi, Sparx and I have good reason not to make you guys get dragged into this.
  • Spike: And on top of that, Captain Blot isn't going to give up his plans for Spyro and Kairi so easily and he will do almost anything to make them leave the Lodge for good and join his crew even if he plans to threaten your lives.
  • Lord Shen: Then let him. It's not the first time I've faced a death threat, and I promise you it may very well won't be the last.
  • Po: He's right, we're going in with you. We went through a LOT to find you guys and I ain't giving you guys up without a fight.
  • Alex: Neither am I.
  • Puss: Si, Senior Spyro.
  • Spyro: (Sighs) We're stuck with you guys, aren't we?
  • Icky: Well, duh, since we're here for a while, why not clean up this place of dirtbags? Not to mention we all risked a lot to reunite with you guys. Me most of all because my family is with me and I had to forsake family-bonding time for you.
  • Ricky: I love the tree houses here. I wonder if they have a tree condo.
  • Granny Gricky: I'm surrounded by morons.
  • Icky: Not to mention the sanity we have to give up putting up with them.
  • Lord Shen: If we help you, Kairi, and your group on your quest, you could become a stronger force than all of those guys combined.
  • Spyro: Yeah, you're probably right. You're in.
  • Long John: (While Angdwar is tied up to a tree) Now then, what do we do with this guy? Hang him by the neck until he's dead?
  • Angdwar: I am the Dwarf King, you twats! I command you to let me go! You've been informed of who the Death God is, one of your own frankly, so now let me go.
  • Bold-Dar: You're no Dwarf king anymore, Angdwar. You had our trust...a bit...and you crushed it into nothing, leaving most of the Resistance dead. You are a traitor and a criminal. Thanks to you, most of the Resistance is destroyed, and Gaz-zon could possibly be planning a strike against us now that we're depleted. What do you say we do with him, Captain Knife-In-Back?
  • Captain Knife-In-Back: (An African-American male centaur with a black beard, knight-armor on the torso, and a green horse body) I say we let him hang! He assaulted Councilmembers, he killed innocent lives, he depleted major forces, and left the enemy to gain the upper hand. He caused the eventual downfall of the Resistance, and he must not go unpunished. He must be executed!
  • Long John: Why don't we let Greymon and the other Digimon finish him off now and save us a lot of trouble?
  • Greymon: Music to my ears, Long John! (Greymon, Garurumon, Angemon, Ikkakumon and Kabuterimon got ready to finish off Angdwar)
  • Knife-In-Back: Any last words before your sentence is carried out?
  • Angdwar: OKAY, I CONFESS I AM A TRAITOROUS CRIMINAL. I DID ALL THE THINGS I DID FOR POWER, JUST DON'T LET THOSE BEASTS END MY LIFE LIKE THIS!! PLEASE, SPARE ME!!
  • Spyro: Guys, no. We'll deal with them later.
  • Councilman Centaur: Very well. We shall have Angdwar sent to the dungeon until a proper sentence can be carried out. Thanks to him, defeating Gaz-zon by ourselves will be impossible.
  • Councilman Elf: Fortunately, now that we have help, it will be much easier than we thought.
  • Shifu: Don't bother, we have a good enough punishment for him.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, we'll have to contact the High Council and tell them we have criminals for them to throw in Prison 42. Hopefully, they'll contact Tricorn about that Maximillion character and what he is planning to do to Kairi's foster home. Comeuppance is far enough overdue on him and this dwarf.
  • ???: That won't be necessary. We are already aware of it. (The Dragon Guardians appear)
  • Spyro: Ignitus!
  • Ignitus: But we must warn you it won't be easy. Even with our authority over the Islands, we have no control over Maximillion, from what I heard, due to his planetary immunity since he is the mayor of the majority of the Islands, and is technically given the right to become king. Any legal action against him is forbidden unless a replacement is present. The only replacement is Prince Derek, a horse prince that has been able to fill in for the election, but in order for him to take Maximillion out of power, he must have a bride. So far, he hasn't found one, but the election won't last forever.
  • Jaggearo: Oh, don't worry, we've been told there is someone out there who loves him. But the two haven't met as far as I know, and her own home is forbidding her from doing so thanks to this corrupt councilor.
  • Volteer: Perhaps she might find a way to arrange a meeting. Not sure when or what it is, but love finds a way.
  • Terrador: And after we drop off this scum in their proper place, we will have to meet with Derek at once, and make sure those two meet eye-to-eye should this 'Merpony' appear.
  • Jaggearo: Just so you know, her name is Princess Marenia. She's not much of a princess due to not being a sea Alicorn, but she's still a princess. She's a very expressive miniature pony, and her hairstyle's like Twilight, except she's blond.
  • Banana: But I don't think it would be a great idea to spill her true nature to Derek. We don't want him to unintentionally have her become a star attraction to...basically the fact that merponies exist.
  • Angdwar:...Have you all gone mad? Merponies? You can't be serious!
  • Knife-in-Back: (Kicks him in the stomach) NO TALKING!!
  • Ignitus: And don't think this has changed what you've done in the past. By taking the lives of most of your own Resistance, comeuppance is far overdue for you. And what's more important now is that we've found everyone here unharmed.
  • Gilda: But it sucks that it's all the dwarf's fault the Resistance is reduced to a small amount, and they're now vulnerable to attack because he just had to go Captain Ahab on us.
  • Chuck: Hey, it's not all destroyed, right? You've still got me, Bazu, Rebecca, Bold-Dar, Knife-In-Back, and Springtime.
  • Bazu: Well, that is if she can recover from the ordeal. Lives were lost, and she hates Angdwar very much for that. She most likely went to loathe herself for making him part of the Resistance in the first place.
  • Spyro: But, it's true, merponies are real. At least, in Equestria. They were just banished here thanks to this curse Discord casted on them.
  • Discord: (Being coy) Oopsy!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, don't look so coy, pal! You're just as much to blame as all the other people who caused this catastrophe.
  • Rainbow Dash: He does have a point, you were the one who got Equantica here in the first place.
  • Discord: Hey, look on the bright side, I gave this Prince Derek guy somepony to marry, right?
  • Rainbow Dash:...Yeah, that is true.
  • Spyro: And, as I've said before, Marenia has been forbidden from seeing Derek thanks to her own kingdom being taken over by this sociopathic merpony councilor named Dead Sea, as well as this power-hungry tiger shark Geogra. Our only hope to save the kingdom, as well as get Fluttershy back, is to find the Trident of Benevolence at the Ham-Dam Mountain.
  • Gilda: Yeah, no matter what obstacle this island has to offer us up until you guys showed up, Karma isn't really going into our favor.
  • Applebloom: (The Crusaders look guilty at each other) And, we can't help but feel that it's all our faults for getting her stuck there in the first place. All because we were just doing what we've tried to do before, so we could get our cutie marks.
  • Sweetie Belle: Curse our stupid childhood greed!
  • Spyro: Girls, nobody blames you for that time.
  • Sparx: Oh, I do, speak for yourself.
  • Everyone: SPARX!!!
  • Kairi: Ignitus, I just hope Godmother Celestia isn't too upset with me and Spyro for losing Fluttershy to the merponies since she's pretty important to her.
  • Ignitus: As long as Fluttershy is alive, and there's a way to recover her, it won't affect her opinion on you two at the slightest.
  • Volteer: But we're sad to say that, due to the day of your anniversery long past, we decided to cancel it. It felt unnecessary to celebrate now that we're aware that your world is unwell.
  • Kairi: That's okay, I was gonna ask for you guys to cancel it anyway.
  • Gilda: Oh, great, the celebration's off now?!?
  • Trixie: At least it didn't cost us our lives, griffin!
  • Sparx: And good thing, too! Finding the famed treasure cove of Taiklar is not gonna be easy from here on in.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, God, don't tell me you believe in that stupid legend, too. It's just a myth. A fairy tale. There's no treasure cove. Only fanatics like this 'Blot' guy believe in that dumb legend! I mean, a pirate that can kill Gods, it's sure utter nonsense.
  • Twilight: (Spyro's group gets confused) You mean...we were just chasing a legend that might not even be true?
  • Lord Shen: Well, yeah! Celestia told me herself. I assumed the late Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty lied to turn us into walking suckers like this Blot or El Skales, and I asked her if it was true, and she said it wasn't. It is nothing but a legend that fuels greed and insanity.
  • Jaggearo: But the cove is real.
  • Lord Shen: Have you by any means been there?
  • Jaggearo: Well, no....
  • Lord Shen: So obviously it doesn't exist!
  • Banana: You mean...we were gonna head into the Forbidden Badlands for nothing?!?
  • Lord Shen: Quite so, I believe.
  • Trixie: YOU MEAN I COULD'VE LIVED A LIFE OF LUXURY IN THAT CITY INSTEAD OF CHASING SOMETHING THAT WASN'T REAL?!?
  • Lord Shen: I guess.
  • Spyro: B-b-b-b-b-but what about the Trident of Benevolence?!?
  • Lord Shen: Well, I suspect this 'Dead Sea' guy must've created a very clever ruse. He hired some random thugs to pretend to be this 'Taiklar' and made it that the Trident was abducted. I bet he had the REAL King kidnapped and a more weaker magical clone took place.
  • Longzu: Well, this quest went back to square one in an instant.
  • Spyro: No!...Then, we'll have to find another way to get Fluttershy back if the Trident of Benvolence is gone for good. Dead Sea might've even destroyed it, or was sold to a museum in another world FAR away from here. The Elements of Harmony is doomed to be disbanded by morally-confused merponies.
  • Lord Shen: Spyro, I am sure we can think of something that has nothing to do with a legend. Perhaps if we were to take over fighting and taking down Geogra, the merponies would be more than willing to let Fluttershy go.
  • Discord: ("Oh, Celestia, your little lie won't last forever. Look at what the consequences of it had caused. Calling that poor misunderstood salior a liar by saying Taiklar is a myth is one thing, but you and your peacock boyfriend left him at sea for dead. You've abandoned him when that El Skales character betrayed him and took over his mutiny. Sooner or later, the cat will be out of the bag, and when it does...it will be too late for not just Fluttershy, but for Spyro and Kairi too when that Pirate Ape gets a hold of them.")

Springtime's Private Garden

  • Springtime: (She is seen crying)...So many lives I had lost... and it's all my fault! I shouldn't have trusted that traitorous Angdwar. Why must I be so stupid? Why? (Celestia saw this) It's his fault for leaving the Resistance depleted, and mine for trusting him! (Cries, and Celestia remember her lie and what it had done to Shamus) And what's worse...my nature ponies, my faithful subjects, forever trapped in hibernation until peace is restored here. I failed my children of nature, I failed life, and I failed myself!...(Softly cries, and Celestia put her hoof on her shoulder)
  • Celestia: Springtime, do not blame yourself. Trusting Cynder was a wise choice. It was Angdwar's own mistake not following your example.
  • Springtime: I...I don't wanna sound like I don't respect Angdwar's tragic past, Ms. Celestia. I am fully aware of the fate of his father and grandfather, but I didn't want the Resistance to be consumed by hatred. I should've obeyed the god rules and just accepted their religion, as barbaric and out-of-control as it seemed, and just be more concerned for my children of nature. I don't know what my parents would think of me if they were still around.
  • Celestia: But you did have that. You knew that Gaz-zon has no sense of self-control, or any sense of morally, and you did what any self-respecting Alicorn would do: protect the innocent from the wicked. It is also in the god rules to do so, even if it means disrespecting another nation's religion. But by all means, it's Gaz-zon who's the one disrespecting the customs of his own people. It's one thing if the nation sacrifices one of their own, but to drag others who want no part of it, that's when there's someone using that religion as an excuse to further xenophobic agendas or even simplistic power-abuse. You knew on your good judgment that Gaz-zon is a weed in the Garden of Life. And in the case of Desteny Islands, it has been incredibly been invested by weeds of greed, corruption, and darkness. You are obviously meant to help to keep this garden free of such. But you ended up focusing your attention so much on one stubborn and powerful weed, that others were allowed to spread like wildfire. This world is obviously too vast for you alone to tend to. But luckily, services have been made avaliable to you. I'm sure your parents would forgive you for making that mistake, Springtime. I knew them in my heart even now.
  • Springtime:...You would help me? But many of the problems of this world were not your concerns.
  • Celestia: They are now. Kairi grew up in this world when her homeworld was decimated by a Darkspawn-tainted madman, and the idea the world itself is in such a condition? Why, it would pain us if we allowed the madness push this world into an even worse state. We would not allow it.
  • Springtime: That...that is very noble, Ms. Celestia. But I am not of much use. My resistance is left weak thanks to Angdwar's uncontrolled and blinded ambitions. The rest in this camp are unarmed jungle animals, Aztecalope refugees, and only a small amount of forces that couldn't make a good attack force. All the best people that are left are Chuck, Bazu, Bold-Dar, Rebecca, and Knife-In-Back! What good can I do with only a small amount of fighters?
  • Celestia: You've got a whole new group of heroes on your side now. Plus, if you can believe in yourself, or anything in your Alicorn power, you can finally make Gaz-zon see justice for his actions.
  • Springtime: (Looking motivated, but still teary-and-red-eyed, smiles, and hugs Celestia, and gets up boldly) The rage of nature has missed Gaz-zon for far too long. Very well, Ms. Celestia! Let's seek justice for the fallen.
  • Celestia: Bold choice, Springtime. Your parents would be proud.

Ocean Depths

  • Marenia: (She and the Makos are seen swimming through an ominous aquatic graveyard with bones of whales, fish, and other aquatic animals seen. They soon arrive in a large glowing whale-skeleton lair where Geogra resided. They went near the entrance as Marenia became reluctant
  • Snap-Jaw/Bear-Trap: This way.
  • Marenia: Gee, I forgot on how Geogra has unhealthy tastes in houses. I mean, seriously? A whale's skeleton?
  • Snap-Jaw: Just come with us. Sorry about the long journey here, Geogra likes it far away from her enemy's location.
  • Bear-Trap: Indeed. 114 miles isn't such a bad distance when you think about it. Now come. (They enter as Mareina fearfully followed)

Geogra's Lair

  • Mareina: (She shivers when she saw former merponies turned into sea beasts in their cages. She was frightened by their appearance, and one of them roared at her) AAHH!!! (Swam away from the cages in panic)...Yikes!
  • Geogra: Come in, come in! One mustn't linger in entries. (Appears) It's rude, you know.
  • Mareina: Uh, Geogra, normally I wouldn't even dream to be around here, but I have something I've want deeply to me since my life just went downhill.
  • Geogra: Of course, your little prince dilemma. Not that I blame you, he is actually a real hottie, isn't he? Well, the solution to it is simple. The only way to get what you want...is to give up your merpony self and become a land pony.
  • Mareina: You can actually do that?
  • Geogra: My dear sweet misuderstood child, it's what I do. It's exactly what Dead Sea intended me to do. To help and nurture merponies like yourself who have been reduced to poor misguided souls with no one else to turn to.

(This song plays. Yeah, pretty predictable, huh?)

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(In the middle of the song)

  • Geogra: Alright, angelfish, let me fill you in on this. You will need to be convincing to Derek's kingdom, so that means you must loose the flippers. So, I shall make you a potion that will turn you into an Earth pony for 3 days. 3 slow and simple days until the sunset on the 3rd day. Before that happens, you have to get this prince to fall in love with you until you finally earn true love's kiss. Once you do, you'll remain an Earth pony permanently. If not, you'll turn back into your merpony self. Hopefully, they won't notice since your kind is of the pedoform variety, what with being able to gain legs when dry. You'll be made aware of it by the tingles in your legs. But when you do...you'll belong to me.
  • Wolfgang: MARENIA, NO!--(Snap-Jaw and Bear-Trap trap them in their mouths like a cage)
  • Hoarse: Okay, a shark mouth is a DISGUSTING place, how do cleaner shrimps stand a smell like this when they're inside a moray eel's mouth?
  • Geogra: Is that a deal?
  • Marenia:...Well, I might never see my family again if I were to make this choice. Plus, the savior might not do well without a perfect herald.
  • Geogra: That's right....But on the bright side, you'll have that hottie horse to help stop that greedy oil-addictive lion from poisoning the ocean your city's trapped in. I suppose that means you'll make my offer either way. That clumsy Dead Sea had made it too tough on your life as it is now that he's mighty pissed. (Chuckles)...Oh, and one more thing, we haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't have something from nothing, you know.
  • Marenia: Well, I might've left my clam wallet at ho--
  • Geogra: I'm not asking much. Money is overrated to me, especially since I believe that magic is enough worth to me as it is, while you can argue that money has greater power. But let's just cut to the chase. What I want from you is...your voice.
  • Marenia:...My voice?
  • Geogra: Bingo, sweet-fins. No more talking, singing, ZIP!
  • Marenia:...What would you need my voice for?
  • Geogra: No questions, please! I'm making an offer here, and I don't have all day.
  • Marenia: But how can I make things work with Derek if I don't have my--
  • Geogra: Oh, don't burst your bubbles, child. You'll have your looks, and your pretty face. Plus, don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!
  • Marenia: I don't know how body language could be useful for--

(The song continues as Geogra began the transformation)

  • Geogra: Now, sing! (Marenia harmonizes beautifully) KEEP SINGING! (The magical fins reach into her throat, and take out a golden orb that harmonizes as Marenia held her throat in surprise, now left unable to speak. Geogra put the voice into a snail shell) Alright, sweetie, now let's get you into some new legs. Just hope you can make it from the hundreds of pressurized feet underwater.
  • Marenia: (Gets confused until she gets engulfed in a glob of slime, that slowly starts to regress her into her land form. Hoarse and Wolfgang were able to get her out of there and into the world of land in time for the spell to be completed while Geogra was seen cackling menacingly. They drag her to the surface where she lets in some air, and the two paddle her towards land)

Equantica Castle

  • Dead Sea: (He is with Oceanious, Fluttershy, and the Sea-Changelings) What do you mean I can't punish your daughter and her little friends? They had violated the law!
  • Oceanious: Well, I'm sorry, it's a stupid law! I know the land creatures and beings up there brought nothing but pain and suffering, but it's been said a lot of times that Derek is different. You might recall that he intends to make life more tolerable here. In fact, if push comes to shove, and should my daughter get the chance, I will allow her to marry Derek. I don't care how much power you have, you will have nothing to say on the matter.
  • Dead Sea: Your highness, you can't do this! You will endanger the kingdom if you let this happen.
  • Oceanious: Derek is a benevolence force, Dead Sea, unlike you. By the way, I should say that the savior is not very pleased about what you did to her belongings. She and your 'obedient' police told me everything, and that proves that you're taking your position way too seriously. It's one thing to be a jerk just for the good of our people, but mentally scarring my daughter for a forbidden love, that is unforgivable. Empty threats will not allow you to get away with this.
  • Dead Sea: (Offended) How could you betray your royal promise to your own kingdom for this? Or perhaps even your husband?
  • Oceanious: I might ask YOU the same question, Dead Sea! If his spirit was among us, he'd surely understand what is truely right. You were just too stubborn and selfish to your subjects, and that's not being a good Councilpony! By treating my daughter in the most insulting and mean-spirited way you can treat someone, you have brought great shame to your position.
  • Fluttershy: And that's another thing, Dead Sea! Your behavior is unacceptable, even for somepony like me. Everything was going perfect for this kingdom, then you had to ruin it by taking away the most perfect herald I had, and a good friend, I might add. (She starts sounding sad, yet tears are not visible due to being underwater) I had trusted her, and she was becoming a better pony. She had a person she had cared for with her life, and now we can't seem to find her anywhere.
  • Dead Sea: She's gone?!?
  • Fluttershy: Yes! I'm sure she had good reason, too! You're just selfish and too abusive to be in this position. And there is one thing I've wanted to tell you since I first saw you. I will NEVER love you. You are mean, cruel, heartless and thoughtless, and though I am devastated of how your parents treated you, you shouldn't let that turn you into a meanie. You should've stood up to them, you should've gotten somepony else involved. But instead, you had to go and take your pain out on the entire kingdom, and Marenia! You've put her into so much misery, you left her with no other reason to stay home. A monster like you shouldn't be anywhere near power.
  • Dead Sea: (Feeling hurt)...But-but my angel, I thought we had something. I was gonna give you the world.
  • Fluttershy: But you took my friends from me, you made love absolutely unreachable, you show no respect to the subjects that you would want them to treat you the same way. And what you did to Marenia, isn't what I would call a sign that you care for your subjects. What good is being queen if I am married to a tyrant like you? That's why I would never love you if you were the last pony in Equestria! YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!!!
  • Dead Sea: (Shocked at her words, and hears voices in his head of his parents calling him a monster several times)...I thought you were gonna be different. (Fluttershy, Aquatos, Tidetos, and Oceanious see his reaction) I thought you showed me that you cared for a poor soul who's wounds from domestic beatings were barely healed. My parents never loved me, they treated me the same way YOU have just treated me! My old wounds have just been torn open again. All I've ever wanted was to be loved, and I had hoped to start a new life over with somepony that I knew could understand my pain, and be more than just my friend. But still, all I see around me is abuse and cruelty, JUST LIKE MY PARENTS! If I can't get the proper respect I deserve from the savior that's suppose to love all to save our home, and a queen who claims to be the mother that I never had, then...then so much for your care and concern! Perhaps this yellow pony isn't meant to be in these waters after all. She's just as worse as my parents are. AND SO ARE ALL OF YOU! I HOPE GEOGRA WINS OVER YOU! YOU ARE ALL SADISTS, AND THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE! Goodbye! (Vanishes into the shadows)
  • Fluttershy: (Feeling guilty for her words, starts crying)
  • Oceanious: (Also shocked at Dead Sea's reaction, sighs and comforts Fluttershy) You did what you had to do, savior.
  • Fluttershy: (Sobbing a bit)...Oceanious, *sniff* is Dead Sea beyond hope of changing now?
  • Oceanious: Thanks to the curse of Discord, he was already hard to manage. Now it is free to fully consume him. If we thought he was a tyrant before...then we haven't seen anything yet, my child. We can only hope your friends can get the Trident of Benevolence in time.
  • Angela: (Appears in time worried, and swims up to them) Your highness! Geogra's makos have taken your daughter to Geogra!
  • Fluttershy: (Gasps) No!
  • Oceanious: She may've already granted her wish, and I surely know where she'll end up. I'll send guards to find Marenia! She may be unknowingly playing into Geogra's plot to control all merponies.
  • Angela: And me, your highness?
  • Oceanious: Return to your friends. They might need you now.
  • Angela: I bet they're at the Palace island now! I'll go over there immediately. (Swims off)
  • Fluttershy: (She becomes nervous) Mareina, I'm sorry I didn't protect you like how you protected me.

Palace Island Beach

  • Marenia: (She, Hoarse, and Wolfgang arrived on the shore exhausted, and Marenia starts to get use to having just legs and no voice)...(Takes deep breath)...
  • Hoarse: I can't believe you threw away your beautiful voice and your merpony privileges to become an Earth pony! I just can't believe it!
  • Albert: (The albatross from before) MARENIA! (Flies down to them, and lands on one of Marenia's hind legs) Well, well, looky what we've got here. You seem to look different. Okay, don't tell me, let me guess!...Uh...You've just got a growth spurt? (Marenia shakes 'no')...Well, let's see...(Stares down on her hind legs thinking, and doesn't seem to notice them)...You lost weight?...Okay, I guess not. (Marenia wobbles the leg that Albert is resting on to give him a clue) Okay, I've got nothing, perhaps if you could just give me some kind of sign here, then--
  • Wolfgang: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF POSEIDON, SHE'S BECOME AN EARTH PONY, YOU IDIOT!!! She traded her voice to Geogra, and became an Earth pony so she can hook up with Prince Derek!
  • Albert: She's an Earth pony? Wow, I thought she was just in her land form. Oh, wait, yeah, the water proves me wrong. (Chuckles) I'm a flipping idiot.
  • Wolfgang: She's only got 3 days to get the first kiss with this prince, mon! I mean, I shouldn't be shocked to see her in hind legs since she's like that whenever she's on land, but BY GOD, SHE'S AN EARTH PONY! (Shivers) My nerves are shot! Dead Sea is going to have our butts on a platter if he finds out we let Marenia literally tear her tail fin apart!
  • Albert: Wow, dude, take it easy.
  • Wolfgang: HOW?!? I am not gonna be the first catch of the day for this...this...CRAZY DECISION! I'm gonna skitter myself all the way to that castle, and tell them everything! (Marenia picks him up nodding 'no' worriedly) And don't you DARE shake your head at me, Miss Blinded-Heart! Perhaps if we beg Dead Sea not to kill us or have us exiled, he can have this reversed and you'll be a merpony again. He'll make Geogra return your voice, and you'll be...(Marenia is seen almost broken to tears)...be...be miserable for the rest of your life....(Sighs) You really want this, don't you? (Marenia nodded 'yes') Well then, you can call me Mr. Softie-Shell. Okay, we'll see this through. (Marenia hugged Wolfgang greatly)
  • Albert: Well, perfect! I'm glad you won't have to worry about clothes that much, so you're fine enough to be presented. But the first thing the guy will be expecting is your beautiful voice. Now, since you don't have that, you'll have to convince him you're the perfect one for him. But you'll still need a way to communicate.
  • Hoarse: Oh, don't worry about that. I'll do the talking for her. I'll literally speak for Marenia.
  • Albert:...Don't you think it might be suspicious for a talking sea-horse to be around?
  • Hoarse: Hey, everyone there's probably talking animals, so I don't think it matters that much.
  • Albert: Ah, good point. Well, then we'll have to put you in this! (Takes out a fishbowl, scoops up some water, and drops Hoarse into it)
  • Wolfgang: Okay, how the hell is she gonna carry that, mon? She has no fingers.
  • Albert:...Crap! Should've thought of that....Well, I've got it covered...

Later...

  • Hoarse: (His bowl is tied to Marenia's body on her back by a rope) I don't think I'm comfortable with this.
  • Albert: You'll be fine.
  • Wolfgang: Okay, I'll join up sneaking into the palace, mon! You two, keep each other company. (He crawled away)
  • Hoarse: Fortunatly, since we've said you've been on land before, you'll have already learned how to walk. Now what do we do next-- (Suddenly, a familiar bark was heard, and from a corner came Spot the Greyhound) AHH, THE DOG THING!! (Spot happily jumped around and barked around Marenia who tries to avoid him, and leaving Hoarse panicking until Derek came around)
  • Derek: Spot, easy boy! (Spot backs off, and he notices Marenia, and is a bit confused with the bowl tied to her back)...Uh...Hello there, miss. I'm Prince Derek, and you are?
  • Hoarse: Her name's Mareina. She can't talk because...well...she has permanent laryngitis.
  • Prince Derek: Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. And do you speak for her, mister...
  • Hoarse: Hoarse Shermen Sea Horse, official voice for Marenia. I'll be literally speaking for here since she can't talk.
  • Prince Derek:...Well, I won't really ask how she got your bowl tied to her back because I think the answer might confuse me. Anyway, I would like to welcome you to my palace and the city. I think you would like the area in of itself. Come with me, and I shall get you washed off. (He escorts her off as Albert gives her a thumbs up, or a feathers up)

The City

  • Hoarse: (His bowl is no longer tied to Marenia's back, and is instead being carried by Alfred, who is in a carriage with Derek and Marenia as the good people of the city cheer for them) Thank God I don't have to be carried on her back, and by someone with actual arms. Well, I'm just glad they got her shower and dressing done with quicker than I thought.
  • Alfred: Where'd this lady get you exactly?
  • Hoarse: Uh...at an exotic pet store?
  • Alfred: Didn't know they had talking sea horses.
  • Hoarse: Oh, you'd be surprised that some exotic animals can talk despite looking like unsentient animals.
  • Alfred:...Right. (They ride along as Maximillion notices them passing by, and is pretty struck at Marenia)
  • Maximillion: Wow! Never thought Derek can snag a girl so quickly. And I must say, he DID make a great choice, she is so hot!...Anyway, I hope the boys in the council can come through for me."

Council Room

  • Councilmember Vulture: (He, a pig, a paranoid gazelle, a goat, a turtle, and a bearded stork were seen making up the council) I swear, that Prince Derek is becoming more and more of a socialist every day.
  • Councilmember Goat: If I have to hear his voice again, I'll step in front of a bus.
  • Councilmember Vulture: Ha-hah, I'll move you. (The Council laughed until they see Derek and Marenia through the window)
  • Councilmember Turtle: LOOK, THERE HE IS! AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
  • Councilmember Pig: Oh, no! (Prince Derek and Mareina entered the room with Alfred carrying Hoarse's bowl)
  • Prince Derek: Good day, Councilmembers. I want you to know that I might've found someone who can help solve all of our problems. I want to introduce to you: Marenia. (Marenia waves at them)
  • Alfred: And apparently, she can't talk, so she has a talking sea horse named Hoarse to speak for her.
  • Hoarse: What's up?
  • Councilmember Pig: Uh...by any chance is she...a princess?
  • Prince Derek: Not that I'm aware of, but so what if she isn't? She's the most beautiful pony I've ever seen, not to mention she reminds me of...some weird merpony I thought I saw when I washed up from the sea, but I'm sure she's the perfect one to solve our problem. I shall show her around, and in 3 days time, I shall marry her. I'm finally gonna clean up the corruption of Destiny Islands and stop Maximillion from his oil plans. And all I ask is that you guys start cleaning up your acts, or I may very well have to find a new council.
  • Councilman Pig: My boy, are you out of your mind?!? It's a violation of tradition.
  • Price Derek: Obeying those traditions is destroying our world and filling it with corruption and crime! It's time that, for one way or another, that this world sees a beautiful future. If you all are too pigheaded to see this, then why did I let you guys become my Council at all? (They are all worried) Well, I guess I should go. Have a nice day. (He left with Marenia, and Hoarse in his fishbowl raspberried at them)
  • Maximillion: (He arrived as Derek and Marenia left, secretly hiding behind the door, and got out as soon as the two left) Well, Councilmen Pigsmen, Shellsworth, Parry Noidsmen, Vulturestein, Goatsworth, and Storkinsmorken, it's now official: That socialist has got to go. He just openly spat on our traditions, and is openly going to allow our economy to stay bad. We can't allow this, gentlemen! Money is the only thing that truely matters, and this world needs a king that'll respect tradition. A king like...me.
  • Councilman Pig (Pigsmen): By all means, Maximillion. We can make you king as easily as we had those other corrupted mayors removed, but Derek won't be so willing to do so. Especially now that he has a found a woman.
  • Councilman Stork (Storkinsmorken): And a damn good one, too. I'd pay big money to see her if she was in a movie.
  • Councilman Vulture (Vulturestein): Me, too!
  • Maximillion: Then we'd better think of something, or it's the Dark Ages for the lot of us. Even more than back in... (Shudders in fear of the thought)...those times.
  • Councilman Gazelle (Parry Noidsmen): 'Those times', sir?
  • Maximillion: (Calmed himself) Did you know there was times...when money wasn't even real?
  • Councilman Goat (Goatsworth): Uh...no money?
  • Vulturestien: Then what exactly did they use to buy things?

(Maximillion sings this with the Royal Council)

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  • Maximillion: So, here's my plan, gentlemen: We find a woman that doesn't truely love Derek, only the fact that he's filthy rich, to help us overthrow him by...you know, 'rubbing' him out? Then I'll take over the kingdom and become king. Then our oil rig plans can resume as planned. Speaking of which, I'd better check on how my mother's doing. She might need to see me since she had a kidney transplant last week after that kidney-rupturing incident.
  • Councilman Turtle (Shellsworth): Oh, yeah, that was pretty tough, huh? Almost damaged her appendix, too, and we all know how much we need our appendixes since we're animals, and not humans.
  • Maximillion: Those guys are lucky because of that, and they all seem to get the good stuff. Well, I must go. (Leaves)

Oil Rig Construction Site (This song plays as the scene plays out)

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  • Lioness: (She appears as a Zira look-alike worker with a sorceress-like robe, and a prosthetic left arm after construction workers are seen making the rig while working their tools to match the music beat. The Lioness cackles, and jumps to the ground) ALRIGHT, break time! (The workers look at her confused)...Alright, break time's over! Chop-chop! (Everyone groans in aggravation as she cackles menacingly, and she looks over to see a political boat) Ah, look who's here!
  • Maximillion: Hi, mom!
  • Lioness: Hi, sweetie! How's my boy?
  • Maximillion: Great! I have gotten control of 98% of Destiny Islands, and I'm still working on taking over all of them just like you told me. In a couple of days, all those lands out there will be nothing but business property! You will be up to your bloomers in oil in no time flat!
  • Lioness: Such a good boy. I'm certainly glad you never let anyone there know that your mother, the very powerful, and sadly retired, witch Nikaiu, is involved in your whole oil operation, or else I'd be banished off these islands in a second. People have always hated me for my crimes, but I'll show them what hate REALLY feels like.
  • Maximillion: There's just one big snag, though.
  • Lioness (Nikaiu): What?
  • Maximillion: Derek has just found a slut for him to become king, and he's not taking tradition into regard anymore. This is gonna be a problem for the both of us to be free to make the Palace Islands ours if Derek becomes king! That is, if I become king, and I'll always look the other way if you had a lot of fun!
  • Nikaiu: Oh, I see, you already have a plan to rid this world of that smug horse! Clever. It's too bad that storm I summoned to crash his party didn't kill him.
  • Maximillion: Well, he claims to have been saved by a...merpony, but his majordomo smugged it off as Derek was losing it. In fact, he says that this pony looks exactly like that merpony. And I have to say, that bitch is more stunning than I imagined her to be.
  • Nikaiu: MERPONIES?!?...Was this lady an Equestrian pony?
  • Maximillian: Yeah.
  • Nikaiu: Of course! Then I bet it was Mareina, the Princess of Equantica!
  • Maximillion: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean they're real?
  • Nikaiu: Of course they're real! I've had sights of some coming to the surface for a couple of years, and I have sensed an extraordinarily-low amount of magical force a couple of miles off shore, and hundreds of feet under the sea. My powers may not be that much as they used to, but it's as true as you think.
  • Maximillion: Uh...couldn't I just tell everyone about that, then?
  • Nikaiu: IDIOT! Everyone out there doesn't believe they're real either! What makes you think they would believe you? Suppose that would lead to you being kicked out in a millisecond!
  • Maximillion: Oh, please, it's not like you could just use your magic to turn her into her merpony self and--
  • Nikaiu: ENOUGH! Grow some balls already! Or do you wanna end up like your father? (They see a newspaper of his father's hanged body with the headline 'Lion Found Guilty Of Assisting Evil Sorceress Nikaiu')...But don't worry, my boy! I am friends with their closest enemy, Geogra. She'll be happy to ice out a few loose ends for us. And when she helps us be rid of Derek for good, this land will be ripe for the plucking. Think what it would mean. You will be the richest lion in the Destiny Isles!
  • Maximillion:...Keep talking.
  • Nikaiu: You'll be the richest lion IN THIS WORLD! And I will conquer this sad, sad world for taking your good and malevolent father from us, and all the other forces of evil will benefit in my perfect Age of Darkness!
  • Maximillion: Yes, I like being rich! (Chuckles)
  • Nikaiu: No more Derek, no more troubles!
  • Maximillion: LET'S DO IT!
  • Nikaiu: THAT'S my boy! (The music plays as they are seen cackling in evil)...You hungry, can I get you something? You look pretty thin.
  • Maximillion: No, no, no, Mom, I gotta go. Bye!
  • Nikaiu: Good luck with your dastardly plans, son! We'll make mince meat out of them soon! (The music ends as some workers carry a plate of metal which wipes to the next scene)

Chapter 10: Things Get Complicated

Fluttershy's Room in Equantica

  • Fluttershy: (Depressed at both Marenia's absence and her hurtful words to Dead Sea, and is still sobbing softly)...Oh, what have I done? (She suddenly hears voices)
  • (Angela): I found the Palace Islands. Marenia is in safe hands with Derek. But what are we gonna do now? It's doubtful Geogra will stay true to her word.
  • (Oceanious): All we can do is observe until something happens. Marenia will not rest until Derek is hers, and I will not be an obstacle. And hopefully, neither will Dead Sea. I hope the Savior will understand.
  • (Dead Sea): Everypony here doesn't care about me! Nopony in my life has EVER cared about me. Everypony thinks I'm a monster. Even the savior. There's nothing left for me to do anymore...I'm a nopony.
  • Fluttershy: (Whimpered after the voices ended)...No, I won't allow it! Marenia is in trouble. Geogra might betray her to break her spirit, and take her away from Oceanious. I simply will not allow my new friend to belong to her so easily! (She swims out the window)...Oceanious...forgive me. (She swims out of the city and out into open water)

Ham-Dam Island

  • Spyro: (He and the Lodgers made a camp site not too far from the city) I can't believe the Treasure of Taiklar was never real. Everything we went through became pointless.
  • Twilight: Spyro, we can still be of help to Fluttershy, trident or no trident. Maybe there's something we can do instead.
  • Banana: I still can't believe I was actually gonna go to the Badlands! And I lost my home for a myth! I feel stupid for this.
  • Lord Shen: If it helps, everyone, we can still get Cynder and put an end to Gaz-zon's tyranny! I already devised a plan.
  • Black Kat: I was long ahead of you, peacock! I already had them to agree to get rid of Gaz-zon by playing his rules, but at the same time secretly motivate people that Cynder's not dangerous.
  • Lord Shen: Really? Well, it's good to hear a plan was already in motion.
  • Black Kat: Okay, we wanted the Resistance as our backup, but thanks to Angdwar screwing up everything, you guys are our backup now. We remain in the city while you guys lurk in the shadows and surprise Gaz-zon should he be mad that we suddenly turned on him. Simple enough?
  • Lord Shen: Suitable.
  • Spyro: Oh, well! At least we can free this city of Gaz-zon.
  • Lord Shen: We wish you luck.

Palace Islands

  • Alfred: Well, Prince Derek, your new lady friend is cordially invited to a most wonderful feast by Chef Horn le Nose, the most magnificent rhinoceros chef.
  • Derek: He's a great chief. He makes wonderful salads.
  • Alfred: And right now, he'll be making a magnificent seafood dinner for the coming coronation of Derek's rise to kingship.
  • Hoarse: Uh...but some of us don't eat fish.
  • Alfred: Of course you don't, you and Derek and other vegetarians will be served salads. The seafood is to accommodate the carnivorous varieties of guests.

Kitchen

  • Wolfgang: (He appears from a pipe, pops out, and gasps) Oh, finally, mon! Now to--...(Gasps) Oh, no, mon! (He sees slaughtered fish everywhere, and some professionally-prepared crabs)...I got myself in a slaughter house, mon! (A fox chef appears)
  • Fox Chef: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
  • Wolfgang: Yikes!!
  • ???: Foxy! Your chef master waits for you! (The Fox Chef quickly forgot about Wolfgang and walked off as a rhino chef appears. This was Chef Horn le Nose)
  • Horn le Nose: AHH, magnifique! It's time to prepare, lunch! (He sings this where he demonstrates how he enjoys his occupation before he eventually discovers Wolfgang, who was both frightened and disgusted by it)
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  • Horn le Nose: (Wolfgang barfs after hearing too much) Zeut aloft, I have missed one!...And it appears to be sick...Yet, it doesn't look like that at all! Oh, well! (Picks Wolfgang up)
  • Wolfgang: What are you gonna do to me, mon?!?
  • Horn le Nose: Simple, my primitive le crab! You're gonna be Mr. Alfred's crab dinner! I know how to prepare ze crab! Just you wait and see, for le last time! (He sings the rephrase)
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After Song

  • Horn le Nose: (Wolfgang was able to grab Horn le Nose by the nose) YAOW!! (Foxy the Fox Chef grabs a pan and tried to attack Wolfgang, but Wolfgang avoided it, and he ended up hitting le Nose's nose) OOF!! (The other chefs begin to scream and run around as Wolfgang ran from them, with only Foxy and Horn le Nose chasing after him, and various wacky things occurred during the chase)
  • Wolfgang: YOUR FRIENDS DON'T WANT TO EAT ME, MON!! I'M TOO CHUNKY!! (He escaped in a hole as Horn le Nose and Foxy crashed into it)
  • Horn le Nose:... Le ouch!
  • Foxy:...Well, things just got a little crabby, right? (Chuckles nervously)...Sorry.

Dining Room

  • Derek: What the hell is going on in there?!?
  • Alfred: Yes! Where's my crabcakes?
  • Derek: We'd better see this. (They go and see the kitchen is a mess)
  • Alfred: Oh, good heavens! Mr. Horn, what happened?
  • Horn le Nose: A crazy crab happened, that's what!
  • Derek:...(Laughs) a little crab did this?
  • Horn le Nose: I know this is, how do you say, difficult to believe, but believe it or not...(Wolfgang sneaks into Marenia, who conceals him in a hand bag)...there was this crab that cause le hell to break out!
  • Derek: Oh, don't worry, I'll have guards be aware of this 'crazy crab'. But until then, please clean this mess.
  • Horn le Nose: (Saluted) OUI MON MAJESTY!
  • Derek: I'm so sorry about this, Marenia! How's about we go out to eat?

An All-Salad Restaurant

  • Derek: (He and Marenia were eating salads)...This is really delicious, isn't it, Marenia? (Marenia nods 'yes')
  • Hoarse: I'm sure she agrees well. She is a vegetarian after all.
  • Derek: Yeah, I know. All equines are. So what do you wanna do after all this--(Maximillion barged in)...Oh, no!
  • Maximillion: Hey, your majesty! I see you made a new lady friend. Awfully short, ain't she?
  • Derek: So? She's obviously an Equestrian pony.
  • Maximillion: (Mocking laughter) Well, your majesty, I never fancied you as a brony.
  • Derek: (Scoffs) No! I never actually seen the show, but I know the world exists. Doesn't everyone?
  • Maximillion: Look, I heard talk that you're spitting on time-honored tradition to marry this chick, just so you can get me out of office. That doesn't sound like love to me! If anything, that's more like last-minute desecration!
  • Derek: (Gets up furiously) I'll have you know, FAT-HAIR, that I love this girl very much! So what if she isn't a princess, and just some random girl I found at the beach? She's beautiful, and I am proud to be in love with her! I don't care what you or any like-minded individual will say about it! It was obeying dead traditions that allow this world to suffer greatly from crime, corruption, and pollution! (The restaurant patrons and staff become concerned with what was going on, including Marenia)
  • Maximillion: Oh, oh! You see, everyone? Your so called 'beloved prince' speaks the words of a true freaking socialist! Sure he wants to rid this world of crime, corruption, and the gunk in our waters, but he doesn't ACTUALLY pull it off! He just sits around and blame our sacred customs on the problems of the world all because of this little lady! At least I got rid of the corrupted officials in all of the cities, and became the new mayor! I may not be king, but I actually solve problems, and I don't blame our traditions for the problems of the world. And get this, instead of focusing on our weakened economy, he wastes time chasing pirates, rogue sailors, witches and warlocks, and honest good people like me. We have police and the royal army for those criminals out there, but I am not one of those people! I actually want to fix our economy and make Destiny Islands a better place, and not just a resort! But back at the glorious age of clean waters, bustling towns, and oceans of a crime and slime-free nature! As for Derek, all he does is bark like a whiny dog! I actselly DO something about it! Is this guy TRULY who you all want to see help you people out?
  • Restaurant Waiter: Boy, I haven't seen the prince so mad! (Everyone in the restaurant begins to think that Prince Derek might not be right for Destiny Islands after all)
  • Derek: Alfred, do something! Maxi is getting people's support!
  • Maximillion: Oh, I don't think getting your old bird to get the people back on your side otherwise, boy. However, since I'm still in a generous kind mood, I'll give you time to get to know this beautiful, beautiful creature. In the mean time, I have a reputation to maintain. You and your girlfriend have a pleasent afternoon now. (Maximillion leaves as people begin to stare at Derek and the group)
  • Hoarse: Uh, I'm curious here, uh, why are these people staring at us?
  • Wolfgang: It's bad enough that I started a scene in the kitchen, I think that fat lion may have caused us some trouble, mon!
  • Hoarse: That's bad, right?
  • Wolfgang: Does a crowd of people listening to an evil greedy pompous monster in a lion mayor's clothing sound like a good thing, mon?
  • Hoarse: Just thought I asked.
  • Derek: (To Marenia) Never mind him, Marenia. Maxi may be in charge as mayor, but he'll sing a diffrent tune when I'm sitting on the throne with the crown on my head and you as my bride-to-be/queen at my side.
  • Alfred: Most certainly, my boy.
  • Hoarse: And I'll speak for Marenia when I say 'good to hear'!
  • Derek: Here's something I'm awfully curious about. How did she get laryngitis, and did she always have it?
  • Alfred: Uh, not to make it more awkward than what Maximillion pulled on us, but aren't you asking too personal of a question?
  • Derek: I'm just curious, that's all!
  • Hoarse: Uh...well, it's...it's hard to say, uh...... 12-month rock and roll concert.
  • Derek: 12-month concert?
  • Hoarse: Why not?
  • Wolfgang: Seriously, mon?
  • Hoarse: What?
  • Derek: Never mind, I'll just have to get to know her more.
  • Alfred: Wonderful, now let's get out of here before more chaos occurs, eh?

Ham Dam Island

  • Celestia: (She is in her tent looking in a locket with her, Luna, and Kairi, and was thinking of the mistake she made with the lies)...(Sighs)...Oh, Luna, mother and father, what have I done?
  • Discord: (Arrives in the tent) Celestia, may I have a word with you in private about the whole 'Captain Taiklar being a myth' thing?
  • Celestia: Why? I thought you went with Spyro and his friends to deal with Gaz-zon by now.
  • Discord: I will in a few moments. But now that you know where Equantica was the whole time...I think now is a good time to give you the courage to tell Kairi, Spyro and the others the truth despite you still being upset at what became of your parents along with those other 5 Elements of Harmony. You know, the ones that bestow the power of Courage, Sincerity, Faith, Compassion, and Guidance? Along with a warning of what will happen regarding what Blot has in store for Spyro and Kairi if you don't tell them now.
  • Celestia: What? What do you mean?
  • Discord: Well...I need to tell you something important concerning what I went through after you sent me to find the others...

Flashback 

  • (Discord): (Discord is in an old black-and-white chartoonish steamboat whistling a familiar tune and imitating Steamboat Willie) After you gave me a quick getaway so I can start looking for Spyro, Kairi and their band of friends, I spent quite a while searching for any clues or a sign of their whereabouts.
  • Discord: I should've done this a long time ago! (Continues imitating the old cartoon until he spots something drifting at sea) Hello? (A spell book is seen in the water)...A book? (Discord levitates the book aboard for inspection. He reads through it and discovers it has Twilight's initials on it)...It belongs to Twilight!...(He tears out a page and eats it)...36 years old...Oops, wrong age. (Continues tasting it)...1 day old soaked up...(Spits it out) BLECH! Salty! Shouldn't eat this thing from the ocean. But this definitely one of Twilight's spell books. Is there anything else floating about? (Magically summons a telescope, and looks through it, seeing more of Spyro's group's lost items and begins to have a vision of where they are)...Well, this is a step in a very right direction! I'd better get going! (Magically turns the black-and-white steamboat into a colored speedboat, and he is seen in an tuxedo and wearing sunglasses)
  • Voice Box: What is your desired destination, Master Discord?
  • Discord: To the Island of the Fabled Ham-Dam Hamsters and full speed ahead! Let's hope I'm not too late!
  • (Celestia): Uh, not to be rude, but is any of this going anywhere?
  • (Discord): I'm getting to the most terrifying part of my story, okay? (Discord arrives at the Ham-Dam Island, and arrives at the beach, finding Spyro's group's old campsite, which is deserted)
  • Discord:...Well I'll be a lucky son of a gun. Spyro, Kairi and the others have been here, and I have a Draconequus intuition that they are still on this island. (Suddenly he hears something) Uh-oh! (Shrinks himself and hides behind a rock as Captain Blot swings out of the jungle with his orangutan movements while the other pirates appear behind and Slaymu emerges from the sea after their second encounter with Spyro's group who successfully destroyed their spare ship)
  • Fry: Aw, man! Those jerks made jackasses out of us! We didn't even have a prayer! Those misfited losers made chumps out of us...AGAIN!
  • Blot: Well, on the bright side, at least I had Slaymu kill anyone who grabbed my map. I always think ahead. Okay, Slaymu, let's see our latest catch of the day. (Slaymu opens his mouth to reveal Banana's body)...(He laughs out loud) You can't...you can't be serious! Of all the animals the purple one trusted to get my map, it had to be this stupid little monkey?!? (Laughs) HOW DESPERATE ARE THEY?!?
  • Frank: At least Slaymu will be eating good tonight, he will. (Chuckles)
  • Martha: And we still got Dead Sea's part in our bargain of disposing of the purple menace and girl's misfit family, leaving them homeless and nowhere to go unless they agree to leave them and join us permanently, Captain.
  • Blot: Damn right we do! Once we find the treasure and give Dead Sea the Trident of Benevolence, I'm still going to dispose of those other friends of the purple runt and hang those ponies' skins on my wall...and yes, I still don't care who they are! Mark my words, I will destroy everything they love, if it's the last thing I do!
  • (Discord): At first, I didn't know who Dead Sea was. I never actually met the guy or knew him well in Equantica, but when I discovered about him more from Spyro and his friends, well, I kinda royally screwed up here. Though granted, I didn't intend for Dead Sea to become this way, my own magic surprises even me at times, but I digress.
  • (Celestia): Dead Sea and Blot are allied? Why didn't Spyro and friends tell us this?
  • (Discord): Isn't it obvious? I thought with all their determination to get Fluttershy back with the Trident of Benevolence until your peacock boyfriend brought up that lie about Taiklar being a myth, they would have guessed by now. Plus Dead Sea wasn't the only one who's allied with Blot.
  • Luxford: Everything will still go according to plan, mon capitan. Dead Sea's magic is so powerful that it can take down the Destiny Islands Royal Navy under Prince Derek's rule with little effort. He can summon tidal waves that have been known to wipe out entire islands with ease. Even I'd prefer to stay away from him when he is angry.
  • Blot: And that's to ensure the Navy isn't gonna bust us! Dead Sea hired my partner El Skales to bust me out of prison and save me from Derek giving me a noose with my name on it in return for a few odd jobs for him here and there.
  • Frank: Dead Sea and El Skales gave you odd job, sir?
  • Blot: No, just Dead Sea! Old Scales doesn't seem to like me all that much. He's a merciless killer!
  • Fry: But why did that Derek kid try to have you hanged? Why would Skales bother helping you if he apparently hates you?
  • Blot: Because I'm the reason Derek's parents are gone. I murdered them myself and gave that fat lion of a mayor, Maxamillion, the opportunity to take control of Destiny Islands. Plus, I saved Skales from becoming Crazy Old Shamus Poopdeck McFarty's snake-skin boots once. Now he has to do me some favors, I.E. Dead Sea sending Skales to help me escape was one of them.
  • Slyler: Good thing we've taken the liberty of making him and a few of our most powerful men the misfit's rescue voyage crew. I've heard that El Skales have disposed of Crazy Old Shamus.
  • Dilyan: Yeah, that drunken bum's always good for a laugh, especially for his silly name. Too bad he's now dead along with his plan to make amends to Taiklar's victims' modern descendants.
  • Serenia: And if El Skales failed to capture the Purple Dragon and Girl's family, that's where Dead Sea and his powerful magic comes in.
  • (Discord): Now I wasn't sure on how they knew that, but I guess Dead Sea must have eyes on the land. How else would they know about you guys?  
  • Blot: Once we get the purple runt and the girl, Dead Sea will see too it that the misfits will be put to rest if the two say 'no' to this one-time offer.
  • Vector: One serious question, Captain. What if the misfits doubt that Taiklar is real despite the fact we still have the map? 
  • Blot: The misfits' disbelief in Taiklar and the treasure are going to be the death of them, of course.
  • Frank: But that Purple Dragon seems like the noble type, he is. even if we removed the middle man, it would just worsen his opinions on us, it would. What would we do then?
  • Blot: If so, then we'll at least make sure no other pirate tries to get thier mits on them should they get a similar idea! So if I can't get Taiklar's treasure, THEN NOBODY CAN!
  • Frank: Good game plan, sir!
  • Blot: Everything is set, then. We get our new crew-members, take some misfit lives and claim Taiklar's treasure. El Skales and Dead Sea will make sure nothing goes wrong and if other pirates, reformed ones and amend-makers get any ideas, we'll send them a message that no one but us is gonna get it and we mean serious business.
  • Martha: Guys, what are we doing? Let's get that purple twerp and that keyblade brat! (The Pirates cheer as Blot leads the charge into the jungle following Spyro's group's tracks into the jungle)
  • Blot: I'm coming for you, ya' purple runt. And your pretty human friend, too!
  • Fry: YEAH!!! LET ME AT THEM!!!
  • Blot: But let's restock in our second camp first! They still got an army of animals in there.
  • Serenia: You heard the ape, let's restock!
  • (Discord): (Small Discord sees the pirates heading back to their real camp with Slaymu going back into the sea, and he decides to leave) So, it was to my concern that this guy was nuts. Not to mention, pardon my predictable remark, Bananas!

Present

  • Discord: So, after a few hours of trying to search for them, I got tired and took a rest inside a lamp....Until Spyro's group coincidentally found it.
  • Celestia: Why didn't you tell them this sooner?
  • Discord: I figured they would have this adjusted by now.
  • Celestia: And I assume Oceanious knows that Taiklar is real, doesn't she?
  • Discord: Of course she does. That pirate murdered her husband in cold-blood and took the source of their understanding from them. Taiklar and countless others have wronged the merponies ever since I cursed them to be here. Plus, poor Kairi has been through enough since Oceanious and her daughter took Fluttershy and put her in danger in the form of Dead Sea and Geogra and left Marenia to brand Kairi and Spyro enemies of the city. Not to mention Spyro's group made a promise to get that trident back until your little 'Taiklar is a myth' mind game caused them to abandon it. (They are unaware that Shen had walked near the tent, and started to overhear the whole conversation)
  • Celestia: The Trident of Benevolence is their only hope, isn't it?
  • Discord: It is, that is why you have to tell them the truth.
  • Celestia: Even if I now know that Blot, Dead Sea and El Skales are allied together, I am still plagued by grief and guilt about my past, and I lost track of what's truly important. (Dubbed as Lois) Oh, Discord, I made a terrible mistake covering Taiklar up as a myth!
  • Discord: (Dubbed as Peter) See? That's what I was going to tell you, Celestia. But your lie just made everyone including Shen as stubborn as a pigeon in an ad agency.

Cutaway

  • (Family Guy Cutway of the Ad Agency pigeon is shown)

Reality

  • Celestia: Discord...I...I have no idea how to tell Shen the truth without upsetting him. He does not take being lied to very well.
  • Discord: I know you're still plagued about what has become of King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight along with the other Elements of Harmony, but perhaps you should have thought of that earlier before you caused a lie that lead to a poor sailor's death. Plus, there's a group of pirates with powerful allies on their side who are on the verge of making Spyro and Kairi join their crew and will get the Lodgers out of the way to do it.
  • Celestia: I know, I never sould have started the whole 'Taiklar is a myth' in the first place.
  • Discord: But you had a good cause to do it, Celestia. You did it to keep Shen and the other Lodgers safe, and to prevent them from losing faith in the divines like the High Council of old did during the time of the First Cartoonian War. Plus, it's no secret where Fluttershy is now, and why she needs Spyro and that Trident.
  • Celestia: But what are Spyro, Kairi, Twilight and the others going to think of the Lodge if they find out I lied? If they find Taiklar is real and he still has the Trident and the lost Elements, they'll think Shen and the other Lodgers have betrayed their trust and turn against them...and it's going to be my fault.
  • Discord: And a possible chance that Spyro's group will abandon them, continue their quest and live up to their promise to Oceanious once they recover the Trident. Unless, you tell them first that it was only you that lied, and Shen is only guilty of sharing false info. I suspect the others are more, skeptical of your true intentions from the start.
  • Celestia: How do you know tha--
  • Discord: (After holding his lion paw up) Consider it my now-reformed Draconequus Intuition. If we don't tell Spyro, Kairi and the group the truth now before they share the false info to Cynder until the pirates let the cat out of the bag, the Lodge will lose them and their trust for good.
  • Celestia: We'll never catch them in time! They must be near the city by now.
  • Discord: Not if my powers can help it! Just take my paw, Celestia, because Teleport de Discord is about to board and depart! Destination: The Golden City of the Aztecalopes! (Celestia takes Discord's lion paw and disappears from sight, leaving a shocked and disbelieving Lord Shen to get angry and run off)

Aztecalope City

  • Gaz-zon: (A ceremony is being held) All people of this great Golden City! The time of supreme salvation is now! We hold this ceremony in honor of our glorious Death God! She crippled the Resistance and left it small in numbers, allowing us to finally get the chance to rid our city of the nature witches's filthy rebellious attacks! And in return, we shall give her our upmost gratitude! (The audience cheered as Cynder got uneasy)
  • Cynder:...Thanks, I guess?
  • Gaz-zon: And what better way to do it than by freeing her from her prison?
  • Cynder:...What are you talking about?"
  • Gaz-zon: (Laughs) Don't try to play cute, great one! It didn't take me forever to discover that this, kinder and much more gentle form is but a prison of your true greatness.
  • Cynder; WHAT?! You...y-y-y-y-y-you knew?!?
  • Gaz-zon: I may be what mainlanders call 'a savage' because of their disrespect to our traditions, but by no means am I stupid! This ceremony is the greatest and most important of them all! This is the ceremony of The Great Releasing of the Death God
  • Cynder:...Oh, no! Don't tell me you're planning to change me back into...HER! You don't understand what you're risking! Dark Cynder can't be controlled...not by you at least! She'll destroy everything in this city, including you! She shows no loyalty to anyone but a treacherous Darkspawn I've known for years!
  • Gaz-zon: Oh, my great one, you underestimate me! My magic can tame even the most monsterous of beasts. How do you think I managed to make the infamous Tony my pet? Talon-Night, Royal-Fang, restrain her! (Talon-Night and Royal-Fang pounced on Cynder and there was a struggle via a dust cloud, and she is restrained as Gaz-zon stood grinning of his plan coming to true fruition) Trust me, my dear, I am capable of anything and everything! (Chuckles)

The Waterfall Entrance

  • Spyro: (He and his group wore military camouflage and war makeup, armed with heavy artillery. Riku and Kairi are dressed in military tanktops, baggy cargo pants and are armed with their keyblades with Twilight now powerful enough and armed with Gaz-zon's dark magic)...Okay, guys! Gaz-zon has played dictator of the Golden City for far too long!
  • Twilight: All we have to do is remember the plan and--
  • Gilda: Let's do this! (Gilda charged in) GILDAAAAAAAAAAA GRIFFFFFFFFFIN-- (Twilight uses her telekinesis to grab Gilda by the tail and pull her back)
  • Twilight: Hang on for a sec, Gilda!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know you want to end Gaz-zon's life as much as we do, but for Celestia's sake, can you just wait until we discuss our plan?
  • Gilda: Fine! What's the plan again?
  • Spyro: Thanks to all this ammunition the Penguins gave us, we have enough firepower to take out the warriors and whatever they throw at us while we get Twilight to Gaz-zon so she can uses his powers against him and weaken him to a state where we'll finally kill him.
  • Chuck: While you guys do that, I'll take care of Tony and prevent him from interfering with the attack. I got a serious score to settle with that lizard. We got some massive ammo to take out an army and we have a dark magic powered unicorn on our side. (They are suddenly trapped in a powerful magic shield)
  • Spyro: WHAT THE--?!?
  • ???: Too bad your supplies help little without the element of surprise. (The warriors appeared again with Tyranna-Khan, Talon-Night, and Royal-Fang)
  • Talon-Night: Good thing we predicted you were gonna be a pest again.
  • Royal-Fang: We're taking good care of your friend, rats! When she's one of us, you won't stand a chance.
  • Sparx: I do NOT like that sound of that!
  • Spyro: Stay away from her!
  • Talon-Night: (Chuckles) Take them away!

Aztecalope City

  • Gaz-zon: (He has Cynder tied to a holy podium) By the next sunrise, I will chant a powerful enough spell to undo your curse of being this, kinder form, and take you back to what you were meant to be!
  • Talon-Night: (He and Royal-Fang arrive with the warriors carrying Spyro's group) Gaz-zon! We caught the Death God's friends like you asked.
  • Gaz-zon: Wonderful! Now they will no longer become a nuisance in my plans for the Death God's return.
  • Spyro: You...you're going to bring back Dark Cynder?!?
  • Twilight: What are you, insane?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS SHE IS?!?
  • Gaz-zon: Indeed. That's why she'll be of use to us when we finally crush the last of that puny Resistance! With them out of the way and the amazing Death God on our side, we'll be forever safe from the dangers that haunt the UUniverses, and the Golden City will prosper once more!
  • ???: That's where you're dead wrong, Gaz-zon!
  • Gaz-zon: What?! Who said that?!? (Suddenly, a huge beam of light hit Gaz-zon's eyes blinding him) AHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!
  • Celestia: (While Spyro group shields themselves from the light while Talon-Night and Royal-Fang cower in fear) LEAVE MY STUDENT, GODDAUGHTER AND THEIR FRIENDS ALONE YOU DISPECABLE VILLAINS!!
  • Talon-Night: What in the world?!?
  • ???: All units, we have a code red!!! (Gaz-zon magically escaped, while Talon-Night and Royal-Fang are barely restored of vision, for without warning or sound, an army of Discord clones dressed as a SWAT team appears repeatedly saying 'Code Red' while the entrance to the city is sealed tight by a metal gate while more Discord SWAT clones surround Talon-Night, Royal-Fang, and the warriors who have Spyro's group captive at gunpoint)
  • Scottish Discord Clone: (To Scottish Discord clones with bagpipes) Come on, boys, follow me! (They marched through the city while they played their bagpipes)
  • Calvary Leader Discord Clone: (On horseback) Calvary FORWARD!!! (He charged with other horseback Calvary Men Clones)
  • Royal-Fang: WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?!? (Above the city, a military plane flies over the Temple Palace with the words 'Bros B4 Hoes' on the tail)
  • Paratrooper Discord Clones: (Jumping from the plane) GERONIMO!...ARAPAHO!...NAVAJO!...
  • Pocahontas Discord Clone: (Jumps off the plane) Pocahontas!
  • Talon-Night: Okay, I gotta lay off the drugs, because I'm starting to see things!
  • Discord SWAT Clone: (While he and the others cocked their guns and surrounded Talon-Night and Royal-Fang holding them at gunpoint) Let the Purple Dragon and his group go and do not attempt to move, escape, or resist, or we'll be shooting you on sight! Any survivors will be shot again! (Scoffs)...(Talon-Night and Royal-Fang dropped their weapons and surrendered)
  • Royal-Fang: Uh, Talon, deactivate the shield! (Talon-Night did just that and lets Spyro's group go)
  • Discord SWAT Clone: You and those who serve Gaz-zon are all under arrest for murder, assault, child abuse, and countless other stuff that I won't bother to get into! Surrender and die!
  • Talon-Night: Don't you mean 'or'?
  • Discord SWAT Clone: I don't think so, pal! (Talon-Night gulped, and he and Royal-Fang tried to make a quick escape with their expert magic, but they are intercepted by an angry Princess Celestia who lands in front of them cutting them off from their escape route)
  • Talon-Night: The Nature Alicorn?!?
  • Royal-Fang: AND SHE'S WHITE NOW?!?
  • Celestia: (Casting a spell that magically freezes Talon-Night and Royal-Fang in place) Not quite!
  • Kairi: We can't let Gaz-zon get away!
  • Spyro: He WON'T Get away! Twilight, Kairi, let's go!
  • Cynder: Uh, guys? Care to get me off of this thing first?
  • Applejack: Oh, yeah! Let's do that first!

The Holy Temple

  • Gaz-zon: Being blind though crippling, it is not a great weakness as many would suggest. It can also make your other senses stronger. For example, increased hearing! But still, I am in an unfortunate disadvantage, my pet! (The silhouette of Tony is seen again) That is why, we must become one! (Gaz-zon casted a powerful spell on both himself and Tony, and Gaz-zon got magical eyes of a reptile) Now you and I are one!

Outside Holy Temple

  • Chuck: And lo and behold, the Temple!
  • Spyro: Now let's stop Gaz-zon!
  • Chuck: Now, you lot better let me go first, because I have a score to settle with Tony. (A growl was heard) Oh, speak of the Dino Devil. We're not alone, are we? (Far from the Temple, Celestia and Discord, after loading Royal-Fang and Talon-Night to the Galactic Federation ship gasped. The Aztecalopes began to worry and panic. Chuck and Spyro's group backed away slowly as a pair of blood red eyes glowed at them and Spyro's group looked scared, Chuck just smiled as the camera zoomed on him) Hello, Tony!
  • Clawhoof: Mother, Goldflower, get everyone to safety! Gaz-zon is gonna release...him! (Goldflower and Chief Talonhoof quickly evacuated everyone with Spyro's group and Chuck staying behind to confront Gaz-zon and Tony. Celestia and Discord watched everyone leave and decided to help them) 
  • Cynder: Clawhoof, we're doing this together!
  • Clawhoof: Are you sure about this, Death God?
  • Cynder: Gaz-zon has to answer for what he has done in the past. My friends have already brought those who follow him to justice.
  • Clawhoof: I must warn you! Tony is a beast of unholy size! (The Holy Temple begins to crumble and break as a red-eyed albino Spinosaurus is revealed as it roars, scaring Trixie off)
  • Gilda: Oh, that is so typical of you! Run away when a monster comes out. (Tony roars again)...Which might not be a bad idea!
  • Spyro: FALL BACK!
  • Chuck: GO!!!!! (The group makes a run for it as Tony presues them and Gaz-zon is seen laughing)
  • Gaz-zon: Now everyone will be incredibly 'judged' in the new age!
  • Cynder: (To Clawhoof, Talonhoof, Goldfower and the citizens of the city) People of the Golden City. Gaz-zon has played dictator upon all of you, ransacked your families lives and freedoms. Now, that tyrant has declared war on my friends. (Tony kept chasing Spyro's group) Will we allow it?
  • Aztecalope #1: We got the concept he's nuts, but you're crazy if you think we're going up against THAT! (Tony is roaring in the background)
  • Cynder: Let Chuck deal with Tony. He's fought him before and he can do it again. Right now, our concern is stopping Gaz-zon once and for all before he hurts and corrupts more innocent lives. So who's with me?
  • Aztecalope #2: He's kinda dangerous, too. Why else has he not been stopped already?
  • Cheif Talonhoof: What the Death God speaks is true, He may be dangerous and armed with dark magic. But he still has much to answer for.
  • Celestia: (Appearing with Discord) She's right, if we all work together we can become a more powerful force than him.
  • Cynder: And you need to show Gaz-zon that your not afraid of him anymore. So I'm going ask again, who's with me? (Silence)
  • Clawhoof: In hindsight, Death God, these are only unarmed people.
  • ???: Not all of us! (The warriors and Tyrann-a-Khan stepped forward)
  • Warrior Leader: Gaz-zon betrayed our loyalty when he released that beast even after we worked hard to prevent it and trying to force you into releasing your dark side! Consider this our way of granting retribution.
  • Cynder: That's great! Now come on, eveyone! If we work together, we'll become a more powerful force than Gaz-zon and make sure he never threatens anyone again! SO WHO'S WITH ME?!? (Everyone cheered)
  • Discord: (Dressed as a mercenary and firing guns in the air) VIVA REVOLUTION!!!!! (Tyrann-a-Khan roars to show that he's in)
  • Gilda: AHHH! BAD DINOSAUR, BAD DINOSAUR! (Tony roars as he continues to relentlessly chase Spyro's group)
  • Sparx: (Beginning to cry) Hush little baby, don't say a word, mommy's gonna buy you a giant white Spinosaurus that's gonna kill me! 
  • Chuck: I got a plan! We'll tie up Tony! I'll distract him, and you lot get something to trap him with!
  • Kairi: Okay, Chuck, but please be careful.
  • Chuck: Okay, snowflake, leave them alone and come and get me! (Tony turns his personal attention to Chuck, and chases him. Suddenly, the Aztec Underworld rose from the ground)
  • The Aztec Underworld King: (Speaks something in Aztec language)
  • Gilda: What did he say? (The Aztec demons point their spears towards Spyro's group)
  • Underworld King: (Aztec language) (Translation: Can you group of mortal misfit fools smell it? The stench of fear?)
  • Trixie: I guess this means he's an enemy.
  • Banana: Okay, Underworld King! Get ready for a merciless overwhelming ass-kicking! (The Underworld King laughed hard)
  • Rarity: What is so funny?
  • Underworld King: (Aztec language) (Translation: I remember that Dwarf who tried to kill the Death God reaked of darkness. But you all have good spirit for those so odd.)
  • Banana: Okay, can someone please tell me what he's saying? We can't speak...Aztecalope.
  • Twilight: Oh, for Celestia's sake, read the darn subtitles!
  • Banana: What subtitles?
  • Twilight:...This is why I try to avoid being post-modern. (Cynder, Celestia, Discord, Clawhoof, Talonhoof, Goldflower and the warriors arrived)
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, a little help with these demons? Does anyone of you can understand what he's saying?
  • Underworld King: (Speaks in Aztec language).
  • Butterfly: Oh, I speak Aztec. He says that your group have a lot of courage unlike that dwarf who tried to kill the Death God.
  • Spyro: Well, tell hm we have no time for him! Our friend Chuck is in a dangerous battle for his life.

Meanwhile...

  • Chuck: (He is seen being chased by Tony as he dodges most of his attempts to catch him. Chuck was really cunning and Tony couldn't do a thing until Tony slamed his claw down on Chuck as his dino-tooth knife hit the ground. Tony growled in victory until Chuck suddenly popped out of Tony's claw) POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!! (Tony roared in anger)

Meanwhile, again...

  • Gilda: (The butterfly and the Underworld King were talking for a while) Aw, man, this is taking forever!
  • Spyro: Okay, we're done here. Listen, dark one! Whatever you may have promised to by Gaz-zon, he's no longer capable to supply anymore! He's declared a renegade now, and that means, he's unfit to pay off your debt. (The Butterfly said the same in Aztec. The Aztec Underworldians then gave in some thought.
  • Underworld King: (Aztec language) (Translation: Then you're NOT the ones WE want.) (The creatures vanished)
  • Gilda: And that couldn't have happened at a better time. (Chuck was still bring persued by Tony)
  • Chuck: I heard of taking your sweet time, but at a time like this?!? (Spyro's group charged in to help Chuck with Cynder, her Aztecalope army, Celestia and Discord far behind them. Tony still relentlessly pursues Chuck) ANYTIME NOW WOULD BE GOOD! I MAY BE FAST, BUT I'M NOT AN ATHLETE, OR A CHEETAH, OR HAVE ROCKET PACKS, OR AN ATHLETE CHEETAH WITH ROCKET PACKS! Okay, that last one sounds cool, actually. (Suddenly Rainbow Dash zooms from out of the blue and gets Chuck as Tony roared in anger as Gaz-zon summoned Shadow Zombies who flew up and charged after Rainbow Dash)
  • Rainbow Dash: AW, COME ON! IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING!!
  • Twilight: Hang on, Rainbow Dash! Gaz-zon's magic is about to be used against him! (She summons some ghosts that attack the Shadow Zombies)
  • Gaz-zon: WHAT?!? (On the ground, Tony still chases after Rainbow Dash)
  • Chuck: Typical snowflake, not the type when it comes to accepting defeat that easy. He really does not.
  • Spyro: Ok guys, let's attack!
  • Applejack: Does anyone have any rope?
  • Warrior Leader: (While he and the others hold many coils of rope) Will this help you?
  • Applejack: If Gaz-zon released a stampede of cattle on us! Got anything actually strong enough to actually pin it down?
  • Warrior Leader: Well, a Spinosaurus isn't something one normally hunts.
  • Sparx: Okay, anybody got any ideas to bait Tony while we pin him down?
  • Warrior Leader: Well, Tony will eat anything, including dinosaurs ten times his size.
  • Discord: Okay, basically, we need over 500 piles of meat, and industrial-strength rope. (Turns into a restaurant cashier) Would you like fries with that? (Black Kat giggled to herself at that)
  • Spyro: Okay, Discord. But make it fast, I don't know how long Rainbow Dash is keeping Chuck safe. (Rainbow Dash keeps avoiding Tony, who started to jump after her)
  • Rainbow Dash: HOW COULD SOMETHING SO BIG JUMP LIKE THAT?!? (Discord did his magic making a big pile of dinosaur carcasses appear on a giant silver platter and make some industrial-strengh rope appear in each hand of Spyro's group.
  • Discord: (Turning into a chef with a giant dinner-bell) Come and get it! (Tony showed interest in the pile)
  • (Gaz-zon): Focus, my pet! Those outsiders must pay! (Tony resumed chasing Rainbow Dash)
  • Cynder: I suspected Gaz-zon is preventing the creature to fall victim of primal needs.
  • Black Kat: Twilight, I think now is the time for you to enter Gazzie's mind and teach him a lesson.
  • Twilight: Okay, I just need to focus.
  • Sparx: Yeah, and try to pretend one of your friends is NOT in danger of being prehistoric chow.
  • Kairi: And Twi, show Gaz-zon that he is nothing but a traitorus coward hiding behind a white dinosaur and his dark magic!
  • Sparx:...Wow, tough words for a lady.
  • Twilight: Okay, I just need absolute silence and concentration.
  • Spyro: We'll buy you some time by keeping Tony occupied on us with a little game of cat and mouse.
  • Kairi: (While mounting on Spyro) Good luck, Twi!
  • Applejack: Alright, yall, let's distact that giant critter and give Twilight enough time to deal with that coward of a high-priest!
  • Sparx: Wait, do we really have to do this?
  • Riku: Come on, Sparx, Twilight stopping Gaz-zon through his mind will only work if we do our part. Now let's go! (Transforms into Ansem-Avatar Riku)
  • Sparx: Oh, come on, you guys know I got your back, I just love complaining so much. (Tony was still chasing Rainbow Dash)
  • Rainbow Dash: OH, COME ON! TANK CAN PROBABLY REACT FASTER THAN OUR FRIENDS, AND HE'S A TORTOISE!
  • Spyro: Okay, Kairi, let's get Tony's attention and get him to come after us!
  • Kairi: Let's do this! (Spyro and Kairi dove from the sky and Spyro unleashed a fire bomb at Tony hitting him on impact. Tony gets mad and smacks Spyro and Kairi out of the sky with his tail) OOF!
  • Discord: Oh, boy! (He summons a giant pillow for Spyro to land on and Celestia uses her magic to save Kairi from falling. Tony then resumes chase on Rainbow Dash. Meanwhile, Rarity and Spike grabbed a vine as they see Rainbow Dash and Tony coming)
  • Spike: Get ready to pull, Rarity! (Rainbow Dash accidentally breaks through the vine and Tony charges right through it)...Nuts!
  • Rainbow Dash: SORRY, GUYS! BUT WE'RE ALL STILL IN TROUBLE HERE!!!! (Gilda appears)
  • Gilda: Dashie, follow me!
  • Rainbow Dash: DO I HAVE A CHOICE?!? (Gilda and Rainbow Dash fly to a canyon with Tony still on their tail)
  • Gilda: PINK-FOR-BRAINS, APPLEJ, NOW!!!!
  • Pinkie: Hurry, Applejack. We gotta push this big rock on Tony's head STAT!!!!
  • Applejack: Let's just hope cartoon logic plays in our favor on this. (Applejack and Pinkie push a giant boulder over a cliff and hits Tony right on his head, angering him into roaring)
  • Pinkie: Uh...Sorry about that, Mr. Tony!
  • Applejack: HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!
  • Pinkie: What hills?
  • Gilda: JUST GO!!! (Tony roars as he chases Rainbow Dash, Gilda, Chuck, Applejack and Pinkie)
  • Sparx: (While he and Trixie are at the outside of a cave that is too small for Tony to chase his friends in) Everyone! In here, quickly!
  • Trixie: HURRY OR THAT OVERGROWN DINO CROC'S GONNA GET YOU!!
  • Chuck: Like we got a choice here?!? (Rainbow Dash, Chuck, Gilda, Applejack and Pinkie quickly rushed inside the cave!
  • (Gaz-zon): You have them trapped! Now destroy the cave! (Tony begins using his tail to cause a cave-in until he suddenly stops and begins to act sluggish while some pink magic begins to control him)
  • (Twilight): Better think again, Gaz-zon!
  • (Gaz-zon): WHAT?!? THE UNICORN GIRL?!? GET OFF, HE'S MY PET!! (Tony begins to act wildly and strange as black turning to pink powers were seen)
  • Chuck: Uh, what the heck is wrong with Tony?
  • Gilda: I think, our distraction did the trick! Twilight has accessed into Tony's mind. (In Tony's mind, we see Twilight and Gaz-zon dueling it off with the fight being seen by Spyro, Kairi, Cynder, Riku, Discord, and everyone else via Celestia's magic. Twilight is gaining the upper hand while Gaz-zon begins to magically transform while struggling against Twilight)
  • Gaz-zon: I'm not letting you undo all of my hard work to make the Year of the Black Dragon happen!! (As the conflict between the two magic users continues, everyone begins to see that Gaz-zon is changing from an antelope to a dragon. He is now a black dragon combination of Dark Cynder and the Dark Dragon with a blood red chest and inner wings and has golden braclets on his wrist and a sharp spear like hook at the end of his tail, and Twilight gasps)
  • Gaz-zon Dragon: I made many sacrifices to make this wonderful Year of the Black Dragon happen! You had the nerve to interrupt the Great Releasing, and you interfered with due punishment! Now here comes the fore-mentioned! (Gaz-zon Dragon charged forth, but Twilight pushed him back with her magic)
  • Twilight: Who the heck are you?
  • Gaz-zon Dragon: My Real name is Dark Gazz, the Black Dragon of Darkness! And I did not take over this city as a murder fetish antelope high-priest and started the year of my kind to let you, that traitor Black Kat, and that purple dragon and his friends take it all away form me! I will restore my sister's former glory!!
  • Twilight: You two are related? Cynder's your sister? Well, no wonder you treated the rest of us like trash! You hated Spyro for changing your sister back to normal.
  • Dark Gazz: She's the only family I had known, ever since father was lost and mother was taken by salamander creatures which I had no idea where they came from. They said they came from another UUniverses.
  • Gilda: Wait, is he talking about the Metavincemanders?
  • Trixie: Could it be possible Xerxes had a hand in this? (Cynder started to get visions of her in her embryonic stage with the silhouettes of the raid of her nest)
  • Dark Gazz: Yes, I had to take my sister over to those imcompetent Guardians in hopes they would keep her safe whilst I hunt down the salamander monsters! But I never counted on them being pathetically overpowered by apes and that overconfident fool Gaul! I left the Dragon Realms in disgust of it's pathetic existence! I only heard stories on how my sister was allowed to become a feared creature of darkness! I at least ensured she would be honored in some way. I took the form of a mere antelope, took over this city's elite priests, and made my sister a God! I was gonna have her back, we were gonna be together at last, and restore the family that was lost because of Malefor's self-important greed and those salamanders.
  • Twilight: But Spyro brought your sister back for you! He defeated Malefor, Gaul, and the salamanders who took your mother and father.
  • Dark Gazz: Then why did he fail to return her to me?!?
  • Twilight: Well, everyone assumed she was an only child.
  • Dark Gazz: You mean that weakling Ignitus never told the truth about me?!? About her family?!?
  • Twilight: Like I told you before, he assumed Cynder was an only child and didn't know that she had a brother and a family that still lives. Heck, even Kairi didn't know Cynder had a family because Spyro saved her from Cynder and the League's attempt to take over Camelot. He probably wasn't sure if you were even still alive or not. Those apes and Dark Cynder killed a good majority of dragons in the Dragon Realms back then, and even today they are on a slow recovery thanks to their world getting modernized and repaired by sentient animal pioneers from different places in the UUniverses!
  • Dark Gazz: Matters not! I will not be separated from my sister again! (He breathed a shadowy-blue fire from his mouth, but Twilight cast a shield spell and repelled it at Dark-Gazz, hitting him) OOF!
  • Twilight: I thought telling you the truth was enough to make you let go of your darkness and your evil so you could see Cynder again as a good reformed dragon, but I was wrong. Evil and darkness can corrupt anyone including those who have a tragic past. I guess this means you're no better than Pitch Black the Boogeyman, King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis.
  • Dark Gazz: Look, I lost my family once, and I am NOT gonna lose it again! I won't stop this for anything! You will be defeated one way or another, and Dark Cynder will return! (Charges black magic at maximum power, causing Twilight to lose control of Tony. Dark Gazz and Tony's eyes begin to glow like King Sombra's, and Twilight tries to regain control of Tony)
  • Cynder: (After overhearing Twilight and Dark Gazz's conversation via Celestia's magic) I have a brother?!?
  • Sparx: Well, THERE'S the understatement of the year.
  • Applejack: What do yall think that varmint dragon meant about Cynder's mother being taken by these...'Metavincemanders'?
  • Gilda: Don't you remember when we rescued that Alternate UUniverses from the Villains Act sometime in the early Season 1? There was a genocidal maniac named Xerxes who was trying to wipe out an entire race for their actions against his kind. But we took care of him in good time and set those UUniverses free of great corruption. Aside from that, this confuses me of what Xerxes has to do with Cynder's family.
  • Dark Gazz: Now, my pet, decimate that cave and seal the fates of the outsiders, now!
  • Twilight: I don't think so! (Twilight begins to cast somtehing that is about to make Dark Gazz lose control over Tony for good)
  • Dark Gazz: What are you doing? STOP!! (Dark Gazz becomes desperate and charges at Twilight. Celestia, seeing enough, lends Twilight some of her magic causing her to unleash some powerful anti-dark magic chains binding Dark Gazz restraining him from attacking Twilight. Celestia gives Twilight enough power to drain and destroy Dark-Gazz's dark magic and put Tony under Twilight's control) NOOOOO!!!! (Struggles in magic chains) WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MAGIC?!?
  • Twilight: I found the Equinox balance of light and darkness, and surpassed even one who claims to be the strongest in dark magic. I conquered my fears of the dark, and with proper guidance, learned to control it without it controlling me, unlike you. Your determination to get your sister back without acknowledging your limits turned you into your own magic's pawn.
  • Dark-Gazz: No, please! It doesn't have to end like this!
  • Twilight: Too late, Gazz! You tried to get your sister back by endangering innocent lives, my friends included. So I have to finish this. (Her keyblade materializes while glowing with Celestia's magic)
  • Celestia: Oh, Keyblade of my most faithful student, fly swift and sure, and let Darkness die and Light endure! (Twilight uses her telekinesis to aim her keyblade at a talisman that Dark-Gazz is wearing and throws it, destroying the talisman letting out Aztec magic in the progress)
  • Dark-Gazz: (Dubbed as Facilier) No! NO!!! (Gasps at his shattered talisman) How am I ever going to pay back my debt?!? (Suddenly, music begins to play)

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  • Dark Gazz: (Suddenly, forms of elder-looking Draconequus began to form) Why, the Grand Elder Council, how's it been? I see, your alive again!
  • Elder Draconequus # 1: Well, well, well, Gazz. Causing the deaths of many innocent lives I see!
  • Dark Gazz: Grand Elders Council, I can explain everything--
  • Female Draconequus: Scilence!
  • Discord: Okay, even I want to know what's going on! And I am not normally annoyed by plot inaccuracies!
  • Black Kat: It's my people! The curse was lifted when Twily busted up Gazzy's medallion!
  • Spyro: Say, Kat, I'm not too scared to ask, but what did Gazz trade your people for his dark magic, his mortal high priest antelope form and everything he did to take over the Golden City?
  • Sparx: And did he say somthing about a debt?
  • Gilda: Okay, what the junk is with that?!? I mean, are your people good or not?
  • Black Kat: We are good. It's just that Gazzy sold his soul to my people's Council of Elders for his magic, antelope high priest form and total control of the Golden City to grant his dark wish to get his sister back, and destroy the ones who took his family from them. Big mistake that was.
  • Kairi: Why?
  • Trixie: Why in their right minds would they do that?!?
  • Black Kat: After they grant his wish, Gazzy betrayed my people by imprisoning them in his medallion with the dark magic he sold his soul for. But now that Twily has freed them and Gazzy failing to pay his debt to them if he succeeds, Gazzy is now going to pay for everything he's done to us with his existence.
  • Sparx: Whoa, I know Draconequui have very little moral understanding, but wow! I mean, yeah Gazz-for-brains is a jerk, but wow!
  • Dark Gazz: Please, everything I did was so I can unite with my sister again!
  • Elder Draconequus: Perhaps you should have thought of that before you tried to force her into being evil again and almost end her friends' lives with Tony.
  • Dark Gazz: Please, we can work this out. (Dubbed as Facilier) I just need a little more time! (Suddenly, as thunder is heard we see the Aztec Underworld King who emerged from the Aztec Underworld glaring fiercely at Dark-Gazz while the souls of the lives he took and those who suffered under Angdwar's stupidity rose to get him)
  • Underworld King: (Aztec language) (Translation: IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU!!!)
  • Dark Gazz: No! Please! She knows little of her family! (The spirits grabbed him and dragged him to the underworld portal) JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME!!!! (Twilight watched the spectacle unfold speechless as he is dragged towards the portal, and he clawed uselessly on the ground) I PROMISE I'LL PAY YOU ALL BACK AND MAKE AMENDS TO CYNDER, HER FRIENDS AND THOSE I SACRIFICED!!!! I PROMISE!!!! I DIDN'T GET TO SAY HER MOTHER'S NAME WAS QUIDILIN!! (Dark Gazz screams in terror as he is dragged into the portal and disappeared. The Aztec Underworld King and his subjects followed him in and the portal gets slammed shut with a poof of green smoke, and when the dust cleared, Dark Gazz was in a gravestone with a shocked expression. Everyone including Twilight was in shock of the event that unfolded)
  • Twilight: But...isn't this just magical dream energy? I mean, what becomes of Gaz-zon, or whatever he truly is in real-life?
  • Elder Draconequus: You just saw what have became of him, both dream and reality, after you destroyed his medallion. Gazz's literally been dragged to the Aztec Underworld as punishment for his treachery.
  • Female Draconequus: Indeed. That black dragon in Aztecalope high-priest's clothing is responsible for the deaths of many lives, maybe even more and our families included. He is also the cause of Angdwar's foul mistake that ruined even more lives. Sister of the Death God or not, Gazz deserves to rot in the Aztec Underworld for all he has done.
  • Twilight: But since that medallion is broken, and you guys are alive, doesn't that mean your kind are gonna start being reborn now?
  • Elder Draconequus: Not independently. We have to get out of this place first, then our numbers will be restored.
  • Twilight: Then I guess my work here is done, and Gaz-zon's reign of terror on the Golden City is over. (Suddenly, the area begins to fade, and Tony is no longer under Twilight's control. He saw everything that became of Gaz-zon, and roars in anger, and attacks Twilight)
  • Twilight: ARRGHH!! (Spyro blasts another flame bomb at him with Kairi mounted on him and they have an army of clones of themselves courtesy of Princess Celestia's magic sending them, the warriors and the rest of their group to battle. They flew and swooped around Tony keeping his attention to them while Applejack and the warriors got ready to tie him down)
  • Applejack: Come on, yall! Let's tie that angry critter down! (Tony killed off a good percentage of the Spyro/Kairi clones, leaving only the real ones)
  • Chuck: HEY!!! Leave those two and that unicorn girl alone you colossal fossil! (Shows Tony his knive made from the Spinosaurus' tooth) Looking for somthing? (Tony growls, and chases after Chuck again) That's right, snowflake. Come over and get it! (Tony snapped its jaws at Chuck but he jumped out of the way in time) NOW!
  • Applejack: YEE-HAH! (She and the warriors and the rest of Spyro's group use the strong magical ropes to tie Tony's mouth shut, while the real Spyro and Kairi helped out)
  • Spyro: The Purple Dragon goes under the bridge...(Tony struggled making the ropes tighter)
  • Kairi: (While she and Spyro tangle up his legs) Through the loop...
  • Spyro: And finally....
  • Both: Into the Temple! (Pulled on the rope tying Tony's leg's together)
  • Chuck: (Swinging across Tony) Alright, lads! Heave! (Tony's arms begin frawling around as Rainbow Dash quickly tied them together)
  • Rainbow Dash: There, that should do it! (Tony struggled still)
  • Chuck: Now, TIMBER!! (The Group and warriors pulled down Tony until he collapsed down, then a powerful magical cage appears and locks the tied up Tony in it, and Chuck goes over to the dinosaur and pets him on the snout) Better luck next time, snowflake!
  • Sparx: And hey, we didn't even need the others. (Whispers) Due to Tman's idealism. (Out loud) We must be on a really great lucky street.
  • Gilda: Great, but, what are we gonna do with this big lug now?
  • Black Kat: With Gazzy gone, he has no controller now. He can't stay in the city anymore.
  • Twilight: We will just put him back in the wild where he belongs. (Cynder walks away in sadness of the discovery)
  • Trixie: Cynder? Where are you going? (Cynder goes up to Cheif Talonhoof)
  • Cynder: Chief Talonhoof, I've decided to stay here and help you and the inhabitants of the Golden City make a good recovery from all of the damage my evil brother has done.
  • Cheif Talonhoof: Why that's wonderful news, Death God.
  • The Others: WHAT?!?
  • Spyro: Cynder, why?!?
  • Cynder: I have to do this Spyro. Gazz has killed a great majority of people and courrpted lives into hating me and what they put you through. I want to make amends to the Golden City by staying and help it make a quick but slow recovery from Gazz's tyranny.
  • Discord: Celestia, the time has come to tell Spyro and Kairi the truth about Taiklar.
  • Celestia: Yes, I know.
  • Spyro: Cynder, I don't know what to say to this.
  • Celestia: Spyro, Kairi. I need to talk to you and your group.
  • Spyro: You do?
  • Celestia: You see, Captain Taiklar BlackHeart is not a myth. He was a real pirate.
  • Spyro: But Shen told us that you confirmed that Taiklar was never real and--
  • Celestia: I wanted to show this before. (Celestia uses her magic to show Spyro's group proof that Taiklar is real with the raid in Canterlot years ago and the attack in Equantica with Taiklar stealing the Trident of Benevolence before his death at the claws of the Sea Purple Dragon and ends with Taiklar's crew putting his corpse and the trident inside the treasure trove of Ham-Dam mountain sealing the hidden door with his Keyblade)
  • Trixie: HE'S REAL?!?
  • Gilda: Okay, before we get piss-angry, care to explain why you lied to Shen, leading him to share the lie with us?!?
  • Discord: Calm down, Gilda. The only crime Shen is guilty of sharing false info. The others actually knew better, but were forbidden to do anything by Shen, the non-believeing twat.
  • Kairi: You mean you knew Taiklar was real and Godmother Celestia lied all along? (Discord and Celestia look guilty)
  • Celestia: Yes. But there's more.
  • Kairi and Spyro: More?
  • Twilight: Princess, before you continue, may I have a private talk with them, so they can bare calmer heads?
  • Trixie: Are you kidding, Sparkle? Your mentor decieved us with a lie that Taiklar is a myth.
  • Twilight: Guys, I'm as shocked about this as you are, but would you let me talk to you to calm you down?
  • Spyro: Twi, your own teacher just lied to you.
  • Gilda: Yeah, and you know what? We're going back on our quest to get Fluttershy back without the Lodge.
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Kuzco) It was all a scheme to make us give up the quest and we fell for it!
  • Twilight: (Got angry) Okay then, we'll do this the unconventionally-mean way. (Twilight teleported Spyro's group in Tony's cage, and had Tony untied as he awoke and saw the others, and roared) We can do this the easy way, or Tony's way! And I assume you might not like how that goes. (Tony drooled has he thinks about eating Spyro's group)
  • Sparx: OKAY, OKAY! WE'LL LISTEN! WE'LL LISTEN! JUST DON'T LET THE MONSTER KILL US!!
  • Gilda: Go ahead if you want to waste your time, using that preshistoric reptile to make us listen to reason. It will never work!
  • Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, you put a stop to your attempt to force them to listen this minute! (Twilight trapped Celestia and Discord and the others in a magically-binding circle as Spyro's group, even Gilda, was shocked by this)
  • Twilight: Once again, are you gonna listen to me or not? (Tony preapres to devour them)
  • Trixie: GILDA, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR GRIFFIN STUBBORNNESS! TWILIGHT MIGHT ACTUALLY ALLOW THIS BEAST TO KILL US!!
  • Gilda: (Loses her iron will and breaks) OKAY, OKAY, WE GIVE, WE GIVE! I DON'T WANNA BE DINO FOOD!! (Spyro's group begins to beg as Tony slowly is about to chop on them)
  • Cynder: ENOUGH!!!! Let them go and let's hear what you have to say!
  • Banana: Yeah, even I know using a dinosuar as an unconventionally-mean way and imprsioning your elders is a bit too far even for all of our standards!
  • Jaggearo: Indeed.
  • Twilight: EVERYONE RELAX!! (Twilight got Spyro's group out, and had Tony knocked out and unconscious again) It was just a scare tactic.
  • Trixie: A little overkill, don't you think?
  • Twilight: Now, are you guys gonna listen, or would I ACTUALLY have to allow Tony one final meal before he returns to the wild?
  • Gilda: Okay, okay, okay, we'll listen! I have to admit, when you demand obedience, you do it like a boss! I respect that.
  • Spyro: Twilight, I thought you were better than this! (Twilight got angry again)

Later...

  • Spyro: (Screams as he runs from Tony) I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!

Later, again...

  • Spyro: Okay, we'll listen fully. You have our full attention.
  • Chuck: Okay, could someone just tell me what the heck just happened right now?
  • Longzu: I do believe one of those plot-point things which is one of the producer's doings I think, where the heroes discover the truth and are about to be felt betrayed and that unicorn just did something bad to scare her friends into litsening to reason.
  • Bazu: And we haven't got the chance to get to know the group that long.
  • Black Kat: You said it.
  • Banana: You know, that stunt Twilight just pulled was pretty stupid, man. (Twilight gets angry at Banana, which scares him into changing his mind) AHH, I meant stupid in a good way!!
  • Twilight: I warned everyone that I was about to do an unconventionaly-mean tactic to get everyone's ear! Our situation does not call for betrayed feelings and being unforgivable idiots, especially NOT to Celestia! Gaz-zon made the mistake of allowing Ignitus's failure to safeguard Cynder cloud his judgement, AND LOOK HOW WELL HE BUCKING TURNED OUT! If you guys allowed being lied to make you guys forsake the Lodge because of good intentions, you're no better than him, AND MAKE THAT DAMN MONKEY'S ATTEMPT TO GET YOU GUYS MUCH FREAKING EASIER!! (Everyone was silent)
  • Spyro: You could've just said that Blot's attempts to make us join his crew would be a lot easier for him to make us listen instead of scaring us by using Tony would've been preferable, Twilight. But still, your words and intentions are of that of goodness and wisdom. Mean-spirited, but of good and wisdom.
  • Celestia: I see becoming an Equinox master has also made Twilight open to, nastier methods. Miss Black Kat, I wish to welcome you to Equestria to continue Twilight's training, so she can still know dark magic WITHOUT being to extreme with it. In case a certain boogeyman would return and cause Twilight some problems like in the past.
  • Black Kat: Sure, it's just that, we had barely a few training scenes, and it's a work in progres, I am still working on it.
  • Twilight: Now, with all the comments done, can you guys give me a chance to say my piece?
  • Gilda: Uh sure, no complaints from us.
  • Cynder: Guys, I know what Twilight did was a bit dark and extreme even for both of the producers' standards, but she had good intentions in doing it. You would had ended up forsaking the Lodge and hating them while thinking that Celestia, Shen and the others have betrayed your trust when Celestia fibbed about Taiklar being a myth and Twilight just saved you all from becoming unforgivable jerks like Simba once was when he falsely casted Kovu out of the Pride Lands because of Zira's threats to take away the animal's drinking rights and fear that letting him stay would cause a mass increase of deaths by dehydration.
  • Trixie:...We never thought about that. What exactly do you want to say, Miss Sparkle?
  • Twilight: (Beginning to tear up) Guys, I'm sorry I almost fed you to Tony and imprisoning you, Discord, and Princess Celestia along with the way I acted on you Banana. I did this for your trust in the Lodge and for you guys. Princess Celestia didn't mean to lie to everyone about Taiklar being a myth. The reason why I did it is to save you guys and Kairi from becoming monsters. Betrayed, unforgiving, and unreasonable monsters. I almost lost my brother when Chrysalis decieved me on his and Cadence's wedding when he thought I was being over-protective with him. (Starts crying softly) I just can't bare to see you guys turn on the Lodge and let your unforgiving and betrayed natures destroy your friendship with them. Now, Cynder lost her brother because he felt betrayed by Ignitus's failure to protact his sister, and I would've lost Shining and his love for Cadence to THAT WITCH as well as all of Equestria and my friends to a LOT of evil changelings! Allowing betrayed feelings and failing to be reasoned with leads to bad, and horrible things!
  • Black Kat: Did I forget to mention that Equinox rookies tend to get mood swings?
  • Celestia: Again, you are seriously welcome to Equestria to help Twilight's training in Equinox magic.
  • Black Kat: Sure thing, P.C.
  • Celestia: Twilight, I think they are in a listening mood well enough. They're ready to listen. Black Kat would want to have a private chat with you.
  • Black Kat: By all means. I have a few moments with her alone for a bit. (Black Kat leaves while carrying a still-sobbing Twilight with Spike following behind)
  • Cynder: Plus, I also have good intentions in staying in the Golden City. My corrupted brother killed, and sacrificed a great majorty of the Golden City's population and the creatures of legend resistance by worshiping me as a Death God. I want to help Chief Talonhoof, her son and their people make a good recovery from Gazz's evil tyranny by being a good, benevolent Death God making good laws, peace to those Gazz wronged and ban sacrificing lives for good.
  • Clawhoof: Forgive my saying, Death God, but you're the most unconventional Death God ever. But i'm glad to have that than a traditional one. And I'll gladly take-over the priests and the new high-priests to create new methods based on your example.
  • Talon-Night: Uh, if we say we are no longer royal to Gaz-zon and his methods and beliefs, would that by all means allow us to NOT go to jail?
  • Cynder: If you promise to make good on your words, and apologize to Clawhoof for what you done for him, then you'll both be let off with a warning.
  • Royal-Fang: OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR BEING UNCONVENTIONAL, DEATH GOD!! (Cynder and the group proceeded to leave to talk more)
  • Celestia: (To Spyro and Kairi) Kairi and Spyro. I'm so sorry I lied to you about Taiklar being a myth.
  • Spyro: Your highness, I have one question before we forgive you. Why did you do it? We need that Trident to get Fluttershy back.
  • Celestia: The lie was made BEFORE the discovery of Equantica's location. Like what Discord may have informed you, I knew nothing of what became of Equantica until we found you all. I thought Fluttershy was safe with you all.
  • Spyro: I mean no disrespect, but do you have other reasons aside from the obvious?
  • Celestia: I only did it to keep Shen and the other Lodgers safe and to prevent them to lose faith in the Divines, like the High Council of old did during the time of the First War. And it's no secret where Fluttershy is right now and what you and Kairi had been through since Oceanious and her daughter took her from you.
  • Sparx: I would understand the faith thing, I mean, if I found out that gods can have their weak moments, I wouldn't go asking THEM for help. But that's just me.
  • Spyro: What do you mean, 'keep them safe'?
  • Celestia: To protect them from suffering the same fate my late parents did. Taiklar killed them because they were in his way. There are also stories that he's collecting Alicorn souls from land and sea to form immortality for himself. Thank the Divines he was never successful. I was also selfish of trying to seek vengeance on him for what he has done to Equestria, and get the Original Elements of Harmony back.
  • Discord: Not only that, you and Kairi still have a pirate monkey on your trail with many powerful friends and allies on his side are on the verge of making you two join his crew and he will get the Lodgers out of the way to do it.
  • Spyro: The others do not fear that big ape! Shen was threatened by worse people.
  • Discord: And I have seen and heard WHY. But Spyro, there is something you and Kairi have to know. Those allies of Blot are the Lodger's assistants who committed a mutiny on us and the Purple Sea Dragon's murderer, Dead Sea.
  • Spyro and Kairi: DEAD SEA, THOSE CORRUPT PIRATES, AND BLOT ARE ALLIED!?!
  • Sparx: Aw, man! It's always one thing after another.
  • Spyro: Then we need Cynder more than ever now.
  • Celestia: Spyro, Cynder chose to stay here and help the Golden City recover from her Brother's tyranny.
  • Spyro: But this isn't fair. Without Cynder, Shen and the others may die.
  • Sparx: Buddy, I know you don't want to let Cynder go, but look at the damage her jerk of a brother did.
  • Riku: Plus, her mind's made up.
  • Spyro: That's only because she doesn't know what's going on!! When she realized that Dead Sea, Blot, and the traitorous pirates are united, she'll see her family is more urgent now. (Unknown to them, Goldenflower and Clawhoof was listening to everything, as well as Springtime)
  • Riku: We understand that, but this city's recovery is the real urgent matter now. If we explain everything, she'll understand that we can still take on Dead Sea, Blot, and those traitors without her. She'll want us, too.
  • Spyro:...(Turns into Dark Spyro, and speaks in a booming voice) NO!!! CYNDER IS OUR FAMILY MEMBER!! WE CAN'T LEAVE HER BEHIND!! WHAT IF BLOT AND THOSE MUTANERS COME AFTER HER HERE IN THE CITY?!? (Everyone backs off of him)
  • Applejack: Now, sugar cube, relax! She's doing this out of regret! I mean, think about it! She's already ashamed of herself that she made her own sins! Now she just found out a member of her kin also committed sins? That's salt in an old wound for her.
  • Rainbow Dash: See, you're turning into an unreasonable jerk again! Cynder has good intentions of staying here and it looks like Twilight's unconventionally-mean way isn't enough to make you see that.
  • Gilda: Yeah! Remember what she was like when she thinks Darkness Qui had something to do with her family? She needs this, bro! She knows piss about her family.
  • Kairi: Spyro, I know you think we and the others need Cynder, but right now there are others that need her more.
  • Dark Spyro: I DON'T CARE!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!!!!
  • Kairi: Your right, Spyro, but only you can do that. Please, Spyro. I'm begging you, don't do this!
  • Dark Spyro: I...I...I can't!
  • Riku: This is your choice, Spyro. We're gonna have to leave Cynder behind and let her make amends to the Golden City the easy way or the unconventionaly mean way Ansem-Avatar style.
  • Dark Spyro: DON'T YOU GET IT?!? WITHOUT CYNDER, THOSE REAL MONSTERS WILL GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRIMES! I SAW THE VISIONS! THIS WORLD WILL BECOME WORSE IF ANY OF US STAY HERE!! I SAW WHAT THE WORLD WILL BECOME IF BLOT AND THOSE OTHERS DEFEAT US?! WAJINGA SHOWED ME EVERYTHING!!!
  • Riku: (Ticked off) Then you leave me no choice, Spyro! (Riku changes into his Ansem-Avatar form and his Guardian restrains Dark Spyro in his arms. Celestia with Wajinga's help casts a calming spell on Spyro, and he changes back to normal)
  • Wajinga: I never thought those visions would backfire on us.
  • Discord: Despite going insane, he does have some point. Cynder is arguably one of our strongest party members. And with this newfangled alliance of pirates, we hardly might not fare well.
  • Celestia: Then I know little of what to do.
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Okay. I'll listen to reason. I'll let Cynder do this and make amends to those who need her more.
  • Rainbow Dash: See, that wasn't so hard now, was it? By turning into an unreasonable jerk, you're just making yourself look like a wussy. (Ansem-Avatar Riku puts Spyro down while Sparx and Kairi go over to comfort him)
  • Spyro: (Begins to tear up) You and Applejack are right, Gilda. Cynder needs this. She has to make amends to those who suffered under Gazz's tyranny. How could I be so stupid denying it?
  • Sparx: Maybe because you 'love' her. (Spyro blushes in humiliation) Oh, don't pretend I have no idea what I'm talking about! You're always risking your neck for her because you 'like her' like her. It's because you accidentally brought Malefor back during our second Legend of Spyro game. It's obvious love pinched you HARD. And remember what Cynder said when you were trying to fix up the Dragon Realms?
  • Spyro: Sparx, don't remind me again.
  • Riku: (Changing back to normal) I should have known you wouldn't let Cynder go because of the 'L' word.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, leprosy.
  • Rarity: No Pinkie, love!
  • Gilda: The heck does leprosy mean?
  • Spyro: It doesn't matter. I know sooner or later that I have to let Cynder go. At least we'll know she'll be safe here.
  • Kairi: Spyro, I know you love Cynder as much as I love Sora, but we can't let them endanger their lives for us.
  • Riku: Don't worry, bud, after we get Fluttershy and put the Pirates, Dead Sea, Georga, Maxamillion and the others' traitorous crew members in their place, we'll come back for Cynder. I promise.
  • Spyro: I know we will. We got our own problems besides Fluttershy's and Cynder's right now. (Goldenflower, Clawhoof, and Springtime went off)

Chief Throne Room

  • Cynder: (She looked sadly at the Golden City) I can't believe I had a brother that was still alive. And now, I lost him. He didn't have the chance to change like me. I should've escaped from Gaul when I had the chance.
  • Chief Talonhoof: You made a good decision wanting to stay here, Death God.
  • Cynder: (Sighs) I know, but it feels like i'm abandoning my friends in a dire time of need, good reason aside. What will my adoptive father Shen think of me for choosing public image over family?
  • Chief Talonhoof: (Understanding Cynder's words)...You know, if you want too, you can help your family. My people are industrialist and independent. We always have been, even before Gaz-zon came into our lives. We are accustomed to live without Divine intervention, and we will do so if you choose. We will all understand if you have to leave. You had helped the city enough by removing the thorns of our wounds. We are capble to heal by ourselves.
  • Cynder: But what about the mythical nations?
  • Chief Talonhoof: I think the Alicorn of Nature may be able to reason with the current Kings of the Nations. The wounds may not heal quick, but better than not at all. Death God, do not let the sins of your brother drive you into cleaning them up if they were not yours to begin with.
  • Cynder: But, Gaz-zon did horrible things for me....Or at least...the other me. That makes them my fault as much as his.
  • Chief Talonhoof: You saw what sin, darkness and courrption has done to you and your family, didn't you?
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Yeah. That's why I have to stay here. Make the Golden City a benevolent one in peace, undo all of what my brother did to put the city in the condition it is in right now. I know the family I have now needs me, but right now, there are others here that need me more. (Goldenflower, Clawhoof, and Springtime came in)
  • Springtime: Cynder, we bring good news and bad news!
  • Cynder: News?
  • Springtime Eve: The bad news is that your purple dragon friend gave into his darkness when he refused to accept the fact that your staying to help us recover from Gaz-zon's madness.
  • Cynder: Spyro went dark?!?
  • Goldenflower: But the good news is he let his denyal, anger and darkness go after his friends calmed him down and made him see that your needed here.
  • Cynder: (Sighs in relief) That's great! You see, Spyro loves me and would do almost anything for me but since he's now accepting my intentions to stay here, he and the others can deal with their problems without me.
  • Clawhoof: Death God, are you sure you still want to help us recover?
  • Cynder: Yeah, I still want to cleanse the city of my brother's sin and it's the right thing to do.
  • Clawhoof: Then you probably don't wanna hear about this alliance of death by those named 'Blot' and 'Dead Sea', and a group that claimed committed a mutiny against them.
  • Cynder: WHAT?!?
  • Talonhoof: Oh, are they some people you know?
  • Cynder: Dead Sea and Blot, yeah, but these traitors, not really.
  • Talonhoof: I know you want to make amends, but removing Gaz-zon is great enough, Death God.
  • Goldenflower: Yes, further assistance is no longer required.
  • Cynder: But what about the other nations?
  • Springtime: The kings of those nations will listen to me. I will take-over mending this city's wounds. You have greater evils to deal with.
  • Cynder: (Sighed reluctantly) You're right. The nature ponies can't come out yet, not with this world being the mess that it is. My brother was but one weed in an infestation on the garden. I must rid this world of them all.

Holy Temple Ruins

  • Twilight: Black Kat, why have you brought me here? I don't deserve to be anywhere in this city.
  • Black Kat: Kid, don't be like that. Celestia asked me to have a talk with you.
  • Twilight: You want to train more about ferther Equinox training, right?
  • Black Kat: That's it in a nutshell. Because of the little amount of training we did, while successful in bashing Gazzy, your friends almost got the worse of it. I decided that as soon as we do a little trash clean-up on this place, I'm thinking of continuing our sessions together. Trust me, you'll need them. There's stronger black powers out there that you may need to combat if you wish to not be frightened by it again.
  • Twilight: Black Kat, I...I don't know what to say...
  • Black Kat: Well, typically, people would say thank you and mushy stuff like that.
  • Twilight: Black Kat, you've been great to me, just as much as Celestia has, though you possess a more protective personality and you're very expressive...even if you are a bit wacky inside.
  • Black Kat: (Giggles) You got some good lines yourself, kid. (Twilight and Black Kat hugged) So, feel less likely to feed your friends to a dinosaur?
  • Twilight: 100% to be precise.
  • Black Kat: Sounds like a 'yes' to me.

Later that night...

  • Spyro: (He and his friends were on the verge of sleeping) Well, I guess we should get some shut eye, everyone. We've got a big day tomorrow. (Cynder came in with Talonhoof, Clawhoof, Goldenflower, and Springtime Eve)...Cynder?
  • Cynder: Spyro, I have news. Talonhoof convinced me that I am not needed to heal this city. They'll do it on their own.
  • Spyro:...You mean...
  • Cynder: Yep, you're stuck with me again, just like back in Dawn of the Dragon.
  • Spyro: YOU MEAN IT?!?
  • Cynder: Oh, you didn't actually think you guys were gonna be rid of me that easily, did you? (Spyro was relieved, and the two hugged as everyone cheered)
  • Sparx: It's great you're seeing this madhouse planet with us through.
  • Applejack: Our posse's whole again.
  • Spyro: Cynder, that is the greatest news I have heard in a while ever since Cobra tossed us into this madness. Now, we're ALL gonna see this through. Together.
  • Talonhoof: You're all welcome to see the Great Return of the Jungle Draconequus, it's been said it's gonna be a very magical event.
  • Goldenflower: Yeah. I remember how beautiful it was before Gaz-zon came along. They've been doing it since they came there from Equestria millennia ago.
  • Trixie: Say, where's Discord and that She-Draconequus?
  • Celestia: (Smiles) I believe, Discord and Black Kat, might be busy finding each other.
  • Sparx: Oh, boy!

Aztec River Bridge

  • Black Kat: (Were sitting together on the bridge waiting for the Draconequus Event to be held)...I have to admit, Discord, I am...a bit worried. Will any of my people recognize me? It's been so long.
  • Discord: Well, you couldn't blame them, really. They were magically imprisoned by Gaz-ass, their memories might be a little off. But, they are still your kind, regardless of anything.
  • Black Kat: It's just that, do you ever feel like that, there's something missing in your life...or maybe...someone?
  • Discord: Oh, I don't know, your parents might...Ohh...I think I see where this is going.
  • Black Kat: (Giggles) You're a rascal, you know that?
  • Discord: Oh, you were more of a rascal than me when we first met.
  • Black Kat: Oh, was I? (Magically gives Discord a T-shirt with the initials 'I'm with the rascal', and lets out giggles)
  • Discord: (Starts laughing with her as the Event begins with the Draconequui releasing glowing spirit balls into the sky as this song plays)
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  • Discord: (He and Black Kat hugged after their song)...(Discord then spontaneously kisses her as they were witnessed by Spyro's group)
  • Gilda: I think those two are so going places.
  • Applebloom/Sweetie Belle: Awwwwwwww!
  • Scootaloo: EW! LET'S NOT WATCH THIS ANYMORE!

The Next Morning...

  • Chief Talonhoof: (The Aztecalopes were cheering as the group left with tributes of gold and weapons for their later adventures) Fairwell my friends, and good luck!

Lodger Camp

  • Celestia: Well, that didn't take too long. I guess it's time I told Shen the tru--(Suddenly, they were met with Lord Shen)
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, you lied to me!
  • Sparx: Wha-oh! Heads up princess, your boyfriend looks pissed.
  • Lord Shen: Everyone, feel free to rest in the tents. This is between me and Celestia.
  • Gilda: Good luck, your highness. (Spyro's group and their companions ran off to their tents, leaving Celestia to take the full fury of Shen)
  • Celestia: Shen, how did you find out?
  • Lord Shen: (Dubbed as Shrek) You don't have to play innocent with me, princess. I heard enough about from you and Discord.
  • Celestia: (Dubbed as Fiona) You heard my talk with Discord about my lie about Taiklar being a myth?
  • Lord Shen: Every single word.
  • Mushu: (To Iago, Icky, Tai and the boy Digidestined) This is not gonna end good for Celestia, is it?
  • Icky: He is aware Celestia did it for our safety, right?
  • Mushu: Of course she did it to keep us safe, Shen ain't no dummy!
  • Matt: Still, he's not gonna cut Celestia some slack.
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, you lied to us about Taiklar, and for what? To protect us from a corpse? Or was it so you can have some vengeance on him by plundering his gold, and honor Shamus's wish? I mean, seriously!? I want an explanation...NOW!
  • Boy Sora: Yeah, lying to us about Taiklar is one thing, but Captain Gorilla-breath and his pirate petting zoo who are after Kairi and Spyro have some friends in the form of our traitorous friends and a Merpony Councilman that killed one of Spyro's kin in cold blood and the pirates will do anything to have Spyro and Kairi for their own by killing us if we stand in their way! Would you care to explain that?!?
  • Celestia: Please, let's all gain a calm head, before anger makes us say something everyone will regret.
  • Joe: Yeah, cut her some slack. It's been a long few weeks for everyone here.
  • Po: Joe's right. Spyro, Kairi and their group got their problems to deal with and we got our own.
  • Tigress: But who will stop the pirates since they are still after Spyro and Kairi?
  • Crane: If what Shen told us about what he heard from Celestia and Discord is true, we may not stand a fighting change this time.
  • Joe: Yeah, we could end up being killed or worse!
  • Mimi: I think we may be done for this time, Joe.
  • Shifu: (Realizing what has to be done) No! For Spyro and Kairi's sake, we will join their quest. I trust once we get the Trident, those pirates and mutineers won't be so willing to harm any of us.
  • Tigress: What about Georga, Dead Sea and Maxamillion, master?
  • Shifu: We will deal with them in good time, but for now, we have a new quest.
  • Lord Shen: You're right. For the sake of Kairi, Spyro and their friends, we must chip in our part for their mission.
  • Celestia: Shen, I never meant for any of this to happen, you must understand.
  • Lord Shen: How will I take you seriously ever again, after what you pulled? I scolded a drunk for nothing! I hope you're happy that he's dead after what you told us! (He walks away)
  • Celestia: Shen, please! I meant no harm, my intentions are pure! (Shen just returned to his tent)
  • Po: Forget it, Celestia! I don't think Shen's gonna cut you some serious slack this time.
  • Alex: That peacock is one angry bird.
  • Shifu: Alex is right, your highness. You created quite a stir by lying to us about Taiklar and caused Shamus Poopdeck McFarty's death at sea despite that you mean not to cause harm in doing it. It would still be unwise to arouse Shen's betrayed feeling towards you any further.
  • Celestia:...(She began to tear)
  • Viper: Your majesty, would you like us to escort you back to your tent?
  • Po: For what it's worth, you at least were able to prevent Spyro and the others from being mad at us. That's kind of a win.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, Thank Neptune Spyro's still on our side. But think about what Shen and Kairi had been though in the past. When she was a little girl while Tyro, Aqua, Terra and Ventus were still around, Malefor sensed that in her future that she would become not only pretty, but quite powerful....Powerful enough even to pose a true threat to him, the Darkspawn, Xehanort, Mirage and Cobra. If Kairi was allowed to grow up, and even now, at the age she is today, her light would already come extremely close to equaling Malefor and Cobra's darkness, meaning that, in another year, her light WOULD exceed both Mang and Malefor's darkness. It was quite a shocker for me and my fellow founders when Kairi's nobody, Namine told us that.
  • Po: Yeah, it was a shocker for Mang too after the Soothsayer showed Shen's parents what the future would hold involving Kairi.
  • Celestia: Maybe so, but Kairi won't save Shen's faith in the Divines...or faith in me.
  • Viper: But Shen loves you, did you honestly thought he would be the type to forsake the Divines if he knew they can be vulnerable too?
  • Celestia: But The Divines are supposed to be an unstoppable power of good. If mortals in the Chernabog times knew that, if the Divines were not so powerful, faith would've been lost, and Chernabog would've conquered everything.
  • Po: Celestia, we actually saw a time when the Divines were caught in a bad scuffle even THEY couldn't fix.
  • Celestia: What do you mean?
  • Tigress: We mean the time when the mighty Zeus, was in danger of being overthrown by his brother Hades and the Leaguers that were involved. (Celestia gasped)
  • Girl Sora: But their attempt to take over Mount Olympus failed. After I put an end to Shifu's anger with Fidget for his mistakes, we and Hercules stopped Hades, the Villain League and Hexxus' Darkspawn Titan sons in their tracks on a good count.
  • Celestia: But, what about your faith in the Divines? No mortal would've seen Zeus as mighty again after what almost came to be.
  • Po: Well that depends, did Equestia, your niece, and Twilight give up on you when you had your bad days? Like Nightmare Moon causing you to vanish, Sombra getting the drop on you by making the Crystal Empire vanish for many years, Discord taking the Elements from under your nose? And don't get me started on your round with Chrysalis.
  • Icky: Let's not forget how you were kidnapped by mutants, duped by Kaa's rattlesnake son, got kicked out by a has-been Las Vegas magician, turned into a sidekick for Batty and Fidget's psycotic ancestor, became prisoner to Crane's business bro, got arrested and overpowered by space snails which was part of Shen, The High Council and my conspiracy to save you from going on SpongeBob's side when Gary first showed up, Adrian took your horn and almost conned you into thinking someone else did it, and just recently, allowed pride and personal shame make you lie about your past.
  • Celestia: You mean, none of you never lost faith in me, regardless of...everything?
  • Soothsayer: Your highness, your good heart and great deeds are too great to allow short-comings to make us forget your capabilities for good. Equestria knows this, your family knows this, and Twilight cares for you too greatly to ever judge you, as well as Shen.
  • Celestia: But Shen said--
  • Icky: He says a lot of things when he's upset. A few chill pills later and he won't be AS mad. I mean, he can still be a little ornery, but he might give you an earhole to listen for you.
  • Celestia: You're right. And there was one villain who caused Twilight so much problems before I sent her and Spike to live in Ponyville to learn about friendship, and he was way worse then those OC villains from the past season and is Equestria's Greatest Threat #1 with Luna's alter ego Nightmare Moon #2, Discord #3, Chrysalis #4 and King Sombra #5.
  • Icky: This guy toped four of Equestria's most dangerous 'canon' villains?
  • Celestia: I am...stressed enough as it is, I'd rather not bring HIM into this discussion. And Viper, I'll take your offer of returning to my tent. I require rest again, much more the last time.
  • Icky: (Scoffs) Another typical move of the producer. If he wants us to join Spyro's group's quest to recover the pony who's always wussed out on us, don't say we're gonna be boned if those pirates capture and kill us. This treasure hunt of Kairi and Spyro's is gonna be our funerals.
  • Matt: Ick, could you leave Scroopfan out of this and not bring what's gonna happen to us if we go with Spyro's group right now? Besides, he's not just doing this because he's not fond of Tman's favorisum, but he knows that some challenges should not be done only by a small group. He's accustomed of all of us doing our part, not selected individuals. Tman's wiki, in the other is accustomed to a group of selected individuals of his choosing that can handle really tougher challenges without our part. Scroopfan will understand that when we do Tman's 'un-canon' remake of this and the other past episodes he's changed.
  • Iago: Yeah, aside from the story's extensions, what's happening right now, the last remaining OC villains we have to deal with here, at least Tman's version of this would make our jobs as heroes easier for us.
  • Boy Sora: I agree, we should get some sleep. Hopefully Shen's betrayed feelings to Celestia will run it's course and cut her some slack by then.
  • Mushu: I doubt it, kid.
  • Tai: Yeah, it's been a rough and long few weeks for eveyone and we should hit the hay.
  • Crane: Well, coming soon we're making a trip to the Badlands with Spyro and the others.

Chapter 11: Mareina and Derek get close/Geogra's Trickery/Dead Sea's Madness truely Blooms/Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty Lives Again/The Forbidden Badlands/The Mare with the beautiful voice.

Back to the Palace islands

  • It was a beautiful sunset and we See Mareina and Derek in a rowboat on a beauitful lagoon on a date with Wolfgang and Hoarse watching them. So far the two love birds hasn't made as much as a smooch.
  • Hoarse: "This is going nowhere, fast!"
  • Wolfgang: They spend all morning off camrea touring the Kingdom, then a picnic, one of Derek's Anti-Maxamillion campaign speeches, now this, and so far not a peck on the check.
  • Haorse: "And to make it worse, this episode is almost coming to terms of being finished, and we have yet to ready them for the perfect ending! WAIT A MINUTE! Remember when you said you know some of your cousin's songs?"
  • Wolfgang: I do, aside of alot of things the producer has put in this episode, we're nearing the the climax, but for now, it's time to create the right kind of mood.
  • Derek and Mareina looked bored.
  • Derek: "So, i, kinda don't know what to say, because you can't talk for some reason, and your translater vanished on us."
  • Hoarse: So what do we go to get this love birds kissing, Wolfgang? Do we get them in the mood with some moonlight and champane while you sing one of your cousin's famous songs?
  • Wolfgang: Aside from the song, no. Everything we got to make this romatic amopshere happen is right here in this lagoon. (Gets out his Maestro's baton, and gets ready to make some music) Precussion.
  • Animals of the lagoon began to appear.
  • Hoarse: "Hope this works."
  • Ducks began to play turtles like drums.
  • Wolfgang: "String."
  • Crikets began to make criket sounds.
  • Wolfgang: "WINDS!"
  • Swamp bamboo begins to shake.
  • Wolfgang: "Words."

(This begins to play, as all of the lagoon animals, a cameio from a certain nutty Albatros. take part with the song.)

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  • Suddenly Mareina and Derek's boat has been knocked over!
  • Hoarse: "AW NUTS!"
  • Wolfgang: "Well that soiled the moment."
  • Hoarse sees 2 shark fins leaving the area.
  • Hoarse: "I don't know why, but i think a certain Tiger shark doesn't wanna see this through after all!"

far away from the accsident.

  • Snap-Jaw and Bear-Trap resurfaced.

(They sing this)

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Geogra's lair.

  • Geogra: "EASY WITH THE SINGING, BOYS! THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL!"
  • Geogra was breathing heavly in anger.
  • Georga: The little tramp. She's getting closer then I thought. Nikaiu will not like this one bit. She asked me to have this matter resolved! Well, I guess it's time I took matters in my own fins. (Activates spell) Equantica will be mine one way or another! Soon, I'll see Oceanious wriggle like a worm on a hook! (Cackles as she turns into a female pony)

Equantica Kingdom Spa

  • Gubby: Your highness? Your highness?
  • Oceanious: (Cleaner wrasses nibble on her skin) Yes, Gubby Caution?
  • Gubby: Have you seen the Savior? I can't find her anywhere.
  • Oceanious: She's gone?
  • Gubby: Yes, your highness. I think her concern got the better of her, and may be trying to find Mareina.
  • Oceanious: "Thank you for warning me. Your free to leave."
  • Gubby: (Leaves for a while, then appears again) Oh, and, uh, I could also use a cleaner wrasse treatment later, too. I think my skin is getting a little rough. (Itches herself agitatedly)
  • Oceanious: You might wanna wait a little while longer for that, you know how long the process of finding other cleaner wrasses are after a school finishes their fill after one single- (Laughs) Whoa, easy where you're nibbling!
  • Cleaner Wrasse #1: (Near her hoof) Sorry, your highness.
  • Gubby Caution: (Sighs) I was afraid of that. Bye. (Leaves)
  • Cleaner Wrasse #2: Should we stop now, your highness? I'm about full. (Burps)
  • Oceanious: I guess so. You all can use a breather now. (The cleaner wrasses leave as Oceanious puts her royal attire back on)...I just hope things don't get worse from here.... (Suddenly, something bit her) OUCH!!! ALRIGHT, WHO LET ANOTHER FALSE CLEANERFISH IN HERE?!?
  • ???: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!

Meanwhile...

  • Chanting is heard as we zoom into Dead Sea's private chambers.
  • Dead Sea is sadly hovering over his underwater fire place, as it would look like darkness is about to take over.

(This song plays)

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  • during the non-singing part.
  • Suddenly a magical image of El Skales appears.
  • El Skales: Sinor Dead Sea, The Misfits have escaped our clutches and found Blot's Purple Dragon and his human girl.
  • Dead Sea: What?
  • El Skales: "They are now united, and will seek out the Trident."
  • Dead Sea: How did this happen? I.. (Frowns) Nevermind. Make haste to the badlands and do not start the ambush to seperate the Misfits from the group until Blot makes his move to capture the dragon and the girl, I'll join Blot to make them join his crew once you have them in your cultches understand?
  • El Slakes: "What of this, "Savior" Blot yapped about?"
  • Dead Sea gets visions of Fluttershy heading torwords Palace Islands!
  • Dead Sea: "She is my problem alone. I'll Be there to Help Blot make the Dragon and the Girl join him as soon as I have her captured. Now get out of my sight, you idiot! (The image vanished) I'll find her, i'll find even if i had to despose of the Misfits making the Dragon and Girl have no where else to go and drown all of these islands!"
  • Unkown to him, Angela heard the whole thing and swims off to tell Oceanious.
  • the song resumes then ends.

Oceanious's thrown-room.

  • Oceanious: (After Angela warns her about Dead Sea planning to kill the lougers for Blot to make Spyro and Kairi join his crew) I cant believe this is happening! I had been warn of Dead Sea may had something to do with what became of my husband and the Purple Sea Dragon, but, he's allied with Pirates! that means what has been said is true!
  • Marenia's Sister: (After she and her Brother have been pardoned by thier mother after revoking him of his athourty on Eqlantica thanks to the Sea Changlings ruining her sister's collection) This is terrible mother, you and our sister have put the Savior in terrible danger by bringing her here.
  • Marenia's Brother: Maxamillion and Nikau allied with Georga are one thing but those pirates Dead Sea is allied with are after the savior's two friends and Dead Sea will kill their friends if they say no to joining a pirate crew. What are we going to do?
  • Oceanious: "It's my fault. Removing Dead Sea from power broken his heart to be consumed by darkness even more. I failed my husband. We wanted to save him from himself, but, I screwed it all up. Merenia and I where fools to bring the savior here. We sould have seen this coming and listened to the purple dragon and his human friend when we had the chance."
  • Angela: "Princess, you didn't know. It was because of Geogra malmitulating humans many times before that made you distrust them! You all just wanted to go home so badly! Back to Equestia, your true home!" 
  • Queen Atlantqua: That tiger shark pile of sea qucumber droppings is going to pay dearly for malmitulating humanity along with that pirate beast aftering that land purple dragon and that poor girl!
  • Gubby: But what are we going to do if Dead Sea suceeds in killing the Purple Dragon and the Girl's misfit family for that monkey pirate if they say no?
  • Young Yeller: "I am equily confused."
  • ???: "HELP! I HAVE AN ANCHOR ON ME BACK FROM A STUPID DOG-LIKE THING AND I CAN'T SWIM PROPERLY BECAUSE OF ME PEGLEG AND I'M CONFUSED OF WHY I AM NOT DROWNING AND NOW THERE'S A STARFISH ON MY BUTT!"
  • They look to see, of all people, Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty, stuck on the corner of the palace edge. 
  • Oceanious: My Goodness!
  • Tidetos: What in the entire ocean is that?
  • Angela: "I think that's a legitament, class A human."
  • Shamus: "AW COME ON! HELP ME OUT HERE?!"
  • Oceanious: (To the Captain of the Eqlantica Merpony Guard) Tell your men to be quick and give the poor human a helping hoof! Quickly.
  • Guard Captain: "But Your highness, what about Dead Sea's law?"
  • Oceanious: Dead Sea is no longer in charge of the Kingdom and his laws are now a memory, I revoked him of his athourity over Eqlantica when he had the Sea Changelings destory Merenia's collection of Knick-Knacks.
  • Angela: "Translation, it's nold and void now!"
  • Shamus: HELP ME OUT HERE!!! I CANT HANG ON MUCH LONGER!
  • Merenia's sister: Help, him!
  • Guard Captain: Yes, your highness.
  • the Anchor's wight begins to push down into Shamus!
  • Shamus: (Making an paniced face anime style) COME ON!!! I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!!!! 
  • the guards appeared!
  • Guard Captain: "Keep calm sir, everything's gonna be fine."
  • Shamus: Ok, mate. help me out please. And get this anchor off me.
  • Guard Captain: "That Anchor looks heavy. It's gonna have to be a group effert."
  • Tidetos: You don't have to ask us Sea Changlings twice. (Whistles)
  • The sea changelings appeared!
  • (A few minutes later)
  • We see the guards getting ready to help Shamus while the Sea Changllings got ready to deal with the anchor
  • Tidetos: Allright everyone, on the count of three, the guards will extract the human up here while we do the rest.
  • Shamus: JUST DO IT!!! (Farts fart bubbles)
  • Tidetos: Oh, for crying out loud, did you HAVE to do that?
  • Shamus: Sorry, merhorse, nervousness makes me gassy!...Come to think of it, everything makes me gassy, but JUST GET ME UP!
  • Tidetos: Alright, alright! On my mark--(Shamus farts again, and this time, in a sea changeling's face, causing him to gag to death) (Face palms) Alright, is that all?
  • Shamus: Yep.
  • Tidetos: Alright. Here we go...1...2...--(Shamus then farts so hard, the force sends him upward despite the anchor, the the anchor falls off, and sinks to the top)...That's disgusting.
  • Shamus: Sorry.
  • Tidetos: Well, the good news is he's safe.
  • Guard Captain: And the bad news is that he's stinked up the area with his jet-gluts! PEE-YEW!
  • Tidetos: Alright, let's just get use to the smell, and just find out what this guy is doing here. Who are you? We can't afford to trust your kind.
  • Shamus: The name's...you promise not to laugh?
  • Tidetos: Yes.
  • Shamus: Shamus Poopdeck McFarty.
  • Tidetos: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter, and the sea changelings suddenly bust into laughter) Why'd they call you that? Is it because of your ability to fart your ABC's?
  • Shamus: Don't you dare tempt me, sea weevil, or you'll see what it's like to be a fart smella'!
  • Tidetos: Okay, sorry I asked! Here's my next question: How are you breathing underwater?
  • Sea Changeling: "Yeah, normally when you land animals are in our element without some speical clothes, you can't last very long here."
  • Shamus: Look I've been through alot the last couple of weeks. I have been trying to find Captain Taiklar's treasure the Loot of 10000 Realms and return it to it's rightful owners but I've been betrayed by that spanish legless reptile, took over my plan to mutainy the misfits, got cast out in the sea, viciously attacked by a crazy dog thing who dropped that anchor on me and been left down here to die all because of a bloody Alicorn ruler of Equestia consumed by her pride and personal shame calling me a lair about Taiklar being a myth.
  • Oceanious: "Celestia is here?"
  • Shamus: Aye, she is indeed. But now thanks to her pride and shame causing her boyfriend of a tempered peacock to think I'm a fool, they and the misfit family of that Purple Dragon Lad and that Kairi lass are soon gonna be goners!
  • Oceanious: "I cannot allow this! Captain, give the generals this order, Ham-dam Island is no longer hostile territory, as well as a rescue mission! We can't lose Celestia herself to them!"
  • Guard Captain: Yes, your highness. (Leaves to carry out this task)
  • Oceanious: (Turning to Shamus while worried that Dead Sea is going to do somthing dangerous to the lougers once Blot gets a hold of Spyro and Kairi) What else do you know about this Captain Blot's ambition for the Purple Dragon and his Human friend, Kairi?
  • Shamus: "Ok, but, ye might not like what ye hears."
  • Oceanious: Please tell us. I've made a big mistake misjudging those two badly after bringing the Savior here but now I'm going to make it up to them.
  • Angela: "So, Do you know alot about this, "Tai-Klar" guy?" 
  • Shamus: Captain Blot has his heart set on claming the treasure for his own but he needs a keyblade wilder to unlock the hidden door of hamdam mountain when the light of a full moon reveals the keyhole.
  • Marenia's Sister: The Light of the Full Moon? But, the Next Full Moon is tomorrow night, isn't it? The Astronomy Dolphin fortold it.
  • Shamus: Now, Blot is anxious to claim the treasure. As a bonus, he is planning a little recruiting for the purple dragon and his human lassie friend. But first he and his allies, your homicidal ex-dictator of a councilman included are going to get their misfit family out of the way if they turn down that offer.
  • Angela: Then what are they going to do to the misfits and Celestia if Spyro and Kairi say no?
  • Shamus: "Well tecnecly Dead Sea can't harm Celestia even with venom, With her being a god and all. The others, might not be safe."
  • Angela: Not to mention I overheard Dead Sea saying that he was gonna force the savior to marry him, or drown.
  • Shamus: Since Celestia is a god, Blot will come up with a more sutible demise for her along with her boyfriend and Dead Sea will have a taste of misfit blood once he poisons them with the venom. Plus there's no use trying to save the dragon and the girl even though you have the sea changlings on your side. Cause you and the misfits are going to be far outnumbered in numbers, dark powerful magic and weapons the like of which even I dare not count.
  • Guard: "So, i should probuly go warn the captain about this."
  • Shamus: "Well, they're may be a way to save the group without being overpowered. If we can use a pirate's belief in in supernatoral forces against them, it should, in theory, cause their numbers to scatter!"
  • Oceanious: "Alchorse, may their beliefs that motivate to chase legends be their own downfall! Everyone, here's how we do this."

the island: forbidden badlands.

  • Banana: "So, (gulp), the forbidden badlands. (Monster roars in the background.) I never expected anything lesser to it. it's exactly like all the horror legends surrounding it."
  • Donkey: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! There's legends behind this place?"
  • Banana: "Alot, and they all are mostly about fear, horror, and oftenly death."
  • Icky: "Ok, so this place is a death-ridden fucked zone, and we're doing this for someone who contributed very little to us and is just a coward?"
  • Celestia: "Fluttershy may not be the bravest of us, but her imporence as the element of Kindness cannot be over-looked, even if it means, going this... forsakend land."
  • Banana: "You know, i wished we never discovered that you were just fibbing about it, i mean, i would've been cool if we never got the trident and find a way to help the merponies without it. I mean, cursed and evil lands are normally MY LEAST faverite places to visit!"
  • Spyro: "Well, i don't even care if Creepypasta legends live in here! No horror-story of this or any evil land is gonna deter me from getting that trident!"
  • Longzu: "Banana, i know coming here is against your, or anyone's better judgement, but if it means saving this world from being ruined by villainy, we can't let all those stories you heard about this place deter you from our mission!"
  • Banana: "Oh, fine! But don't complain to me  if we're killed or curse, or devoured, or lost, or condemned, or damnated, or, anything bad related to this place!"
  • Icky: "Oh come on! What could possably be the worse this place has?"
  • suddenly, strange nosies are heard.
  • A man in a carnival host clothes appeared, as well as a curten from nowhere!

(This plays. and as the song plays, ghouls began to appear and sing)

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  • as quickly they appeared, they vanished.
  • Icky: "Ok, that was more of a big lipped aligather moment and a mindfuck then actselly scary, but i got the comcet that this is the LAST place any sane person would wanna come to. I mean, wow, just, wow."
  • Celestia: "Be wise to leave and press on before they come back."

Palace island.

  • Derek sighed in a depressed mood.
  • suddenly, he began to hear a lovely voice. in the distence, he sees a beautiful stripped pony mare walking among the beach.
  • Derek mistakes this for the "Merpony" that saved his live.

Palace lobby.

  • Mareina walking minding her own business when she sees something bad!
  • Alfred: "Mister Derek, you sure this mare is the one who saved you, and your alledged "Merpony"?"
  • Derek: "She had the voice that was memberising when i awake. I knew it had to be here."
  • Alfred: "But, what about Mareina?"
  • Derek: "I, i don't wanna betrey her. But, we are not exactly bonding very well. She didn't talk much, so, there wasn't much of a bond. I know it looks deserate, but, Mareina isn't the one i thought would be my queen."
  • Mareina is crying, and ran off, as the mysterious mare is sinisterly aware.
  • in the otherside, Maximillion and Nikaiu is watching.
  • Maximillion: "Ha-ha it is perfect! Geogra came through to us! When the time is right, this is REALLY gonna destroy Derek's reputation, and nothing will stand in my way for a glorious, oil prostering world!"
  • Nikaiu: "Not to mention, the grip of darkness, remains undamaged. After the wedding, our "Marefriend" will see to it that the reign of Derek will be tragicly short, and you my son, will step up as king. Then nothing will stand in our way ever again."
  • Maximillion: "Oh i love it! But what about that Mareina brat!"
  • Nikaiu: "Don't worry, Geogra has plans for her. Let's just say, it's personal and unfinished business for her."

Chapter 12: Unexpected abduction of Kairi and Spyro/Blot's Offer/Discord, Black Kat, and Shamus screws up Blot's attempt and Dead Sea's plans/The Treasure Unearthed/the battle of the forbidden mountain/Geogra's wrath.

The forbidden badlands.

  • the heroes pressed on.
  • Banzai: "Aw man, it's been forever! And so far, all we encountered are ghouls and strange magic!"
  • Cynder: "Yeah, clearly my least faverite place to visit!"
  • Icky: "Let's make plans to never come back after all this is over."
  • Twilight: "Has anyone seen Discord or Black Kat?"
  • suddenly, a mob chant was heard!
  • suddenly, battle cries are heard when they get surrounded by the pirates!
  • Icky: "Aw fudge! Was wandering when this buttholes would showed up!"
  • the scene goes black as the pirates surround them.

later.

  • the lougers, and animal friends were tied up to the other side of the new camp on the Forbidden badlands. Kairi and Spyro tied where Blot is.
  • Blot: "It's great we are finally able to catch up. Now, My buddy Dead Sea is caught up in some, personal business and is unable to attend currently. But i will say this: Allien with me, or your friends will get it. Refuse still, and i'll be force to, ensure no other pirates gets the same idea with you, if you catch my meaning."
  • Spyro: "YOUR NOTHING BUT MURDERING GREED LUSTING PIRATES!"
  • Blot: "PIRATES?!......... (Hearty laughs). Oh Spyro me boy. If that's what you think, your dead wrong."

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  • Spyro: "Go ahead and do what you want to them. It will only prove that Kairi and I will never become one of you. All we will see you all as gold hungry monsters, and we both would rather join Malefor then you!"
  • Blot: "Really?! Dispite my song and threats, you STILL won't friend me?! Your lucky Dead Sea is not here yet, but that doesn mean your friends are still safe from us! If you would rather metathroicly join darkspawn then pirates, then...... (Pulls out his blades) I'll grant you an audience with him personally, in THE BANISHED REALMS! IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT TREASURE, THEN NO ONE'S GONNA GET IT!!"
  • Blot slowly approuched Spyro and Kairi menacinglyly.
  • Blot: "I will say this, i will grant the others the curitcy of being released. No point in killing them if it's not gonna convinced you in anyway."
  • the other pirates released the lougers and pony/animal friends.
  • Blot: "But they are forbidden to be a pest in this in anyway! I want them to have the viewing pleasure, of why NO ONE SAYS NO TO CAPTAIN BLOT?!"
  • Just when Blot was about to kill them, his swords turned into fake balloon swords!
  • Blot: "WHA?!"
  • Kairi: "Oh, balloon swords, really?"
  • Spyro: "Hate to break it to you Blotty, but i was one step ahead of you once, yet again. NOW DISCORD!"
  • Suddenly, all the pirates' weapons of magical or normal properties turned into toy or balloon swords.
  • the lougers and animal/pony friends are released.
  • Lord Shen: "They are disarmed! ATTACK! SHOW THEM WHAT IS LIKE TO ATTACK THE HELPLESS WITH NO MERCY!"
  • The Lougers and Pony/Animal friends did just that!
  • Spyro and Kairi were freed as well!
  • Serenia charged!
  • Kairi pulled out her keyblade, and quickly defeated Serneia!
  • Alex: "I'LL YO-HO-HO YOUR BOTTLE OF RUM!"
  • Bryan: "Oh yeah?! (Brings out a spare sword) TRY IT!!"
  • Alex and Bryan entered in a sword duel
  • Bryan: "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, I AM A MASTER OF SWORDS!"
  • Alex: "Then this is gonna fataly wound your pride, freak!"
  • Alex combined his dance moves with the sword, then he intentionally loses it, then Alex begins to fight dance as well as hitting Bryan repeatedly in the face until Bryan fell into unconjustness.
  • A giant Cockarouch pirate charged at Icky and Iago!
  • Cockarouch spoke in spanich
  • Icky: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SAID, SO HERE'S SOME STAR FISHES!"
  • Icky screamed a battle cry as the Pirate rouch gets stuck to a tree by the star fishes.
  • the furious 5 are seen beating up various Animal pirates!
  • Melman was making a run for when he is persuded by Martha, but Gloria came out nowhere and sat on Martha!
  • Martha: "AHHH! NOW I'M GONNA SMELL LIKE THE SEA, DEATH, AND HIPPO BUTT?!"
  • Sea Claw, Purse-Skin, and Dead-Brain surrendered at that point!
  • Vector became afriad!
  • Marty and appeared and positioned him to be smacked away by Melman!
  • Melman: "TEN-POINTS!"
  • Dilyan charges, but gets smacked around by Rainbow Dash and Gilda.
  • eventally, Dilyan gets knocked out.
  • Gilda: "TAKE THAT, JERKFACE!"
  • Celestia fights hard, but gets surrounded by Pirates quickly! then the Elephant Pirate charged forth with a log!
  • Shen: "CELESTIA!"
  • But instead of Celestia, the Elephant pirate slams away the other Pirates!
  • Celestia: "You, saved me?"
  • Elephant: "Are you kidding? I'm a big fan of your show!"
  • Tigress battles Red Stella and easily defeats the Kangaroo!
  • Tigress: "Never challnage a Kung-Fu Master."
  • Discord is seen fighting some pirates, finds he's quickly surrounded, then... does something like this.
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  • Suddenly, the pirates that surrounded Discord are humiliatingly pwned!
  • Discord: "Thank you, inner britney spears!"
  • Black Kat: "Wow."
  • A Boar pirate tries to hurt Black Kat, but she quicklyy kicked him in the nuts!
  • Boar: "YOW?!"
  • Fry stood in front of Celestia!
  • Celestia: "I can't believe such a cute Bunny rabbit is among these crooks!"
  • Fry: "I AM NOT A CUTE BUNNY RABBIT!"
  • Fry charged, but Po butt slammed on him!
  • Po got up, and Fry was humiliatingly flat as a pancake!
  • Fry: "Now I am gonna smell like a bear's ass!"
  • Frank: "Uh, what to do?! what to do?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "HOW BOUT GETTING PWNED?!"
  • Boss Wolf smacks Frank to the face with his hammer, and Frank stupidly fell unconjustus!
  • Pirates made angry faces torwords Pinkie Pie, who remains unafriad.
  • Pinkie: "Eh, I seen better."
  • Pinkie grabs Twilight, and starts using her as a gun to blast away the pirates!
  • Skipper: "Hey! COME GET US, YOU STUPID LEOPARD SEAL!"
  • Blackfang tries to pounce on them, but ends up hitting the ground because of not being very fast on land!
  • Kolwalski: "Oh, did the poor apex predator get a boo-boo?"
  • Blackfang: "I'LL KILL YOU!"
  • Skipper: "OH NO! HE'S GONNA SLOWLY CHARGED US NOW! QUICK, RUN IN AN EQUILY SLOWER PACE!"
  • The penguins mimic moving in slow motion and mimic sounds like moving in slow motion to make fun of Blackfang's disadvantage on land!
  • When Blackfang tried to strike again, he smacked head-first into a rock!
  • Blackfang: "OWCHE!"
  • Skipper and the penguins laughed out loud!
  • Lucy and Ratpture chase after Spike!
  • Auddenly, Rarity and Twilight interset!
  • Ratpture: "Oh boy, now we're in trouble!"
  • Lucy: "I'm afriad neither Booksmarts, or that pedofile white Unicorn!"
  • Rarity: "YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!"
  • Lucy: "Oh come on! Your romantic interest is half your bloody age! I just thought I be stright with ya lassy."
  • Rarity got angry, and made a train toot as she litteraly blew our steam!
  • Ratpture: "Oh Bloody hell Lucy, why ya gotta piss her off?!"
  • Rarity: "YOU ARE THE MOST RUDE MANNORED PIRATE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFONTUNE TO KNOW SHE EXSITED?!"
  • Lucy: "I take it back! THERE'S NO AGE LIMIT FOR LOVE!"
  • Rarity: "Afraid to get COMUPPENCE?!"
  • Rarity grabs both Lucy and Ratpture with magic, as magical paddles appear!
  • Spike: "SERVICE!"
  • Rarity and Twilight played Ratpture and Lucy like ping-pong balls! With Spike occationaly breathing fire on both Pirates to keep them bouncing!
  • Jacob: "Worry not! I'll disable their magic with my gun! They won't be so smug anymore when the things are in equil-"
  • A magic mouse icon appeared, grabbed the gun, and like if in a computer, was taken to a trashcan, and was destroyed when the icon clicked "Empey trashcan.".
  • Jacob: "NO! MY ONE MEANING OF DEFENCE!"
  • Trixie, the one behind it, had a smug face!
  • Trixie: "Well well well, look who has the displeasure of becoming Trixie's first victim of the season!"
  • Jacob: "Madam please, I'll give up being a pirate, just don't hurt me!"
  • Trixe becomes a ninja and beats the crab out of Jacob!
  • Loxford: "You non-pirates make me sick! Your advantage won't last for-ev-ver, eventally, Blot is gonna kick your sorry-"
  • Sparx punched Loxford in the face, knocking him out!
  • Sparx: "HOO-WAH! THAT FELT GOOD!"
  • 2 big brutish bear Pirates surround Shen.
  • Celestia appeared by his side.
  • Celestia: "Shen, I am sorry for lying!"
  • Shen: "Celestia, what I said before, was stoken from betrayed feelings! What the others may've said was true! I was upset because you had to lie about a past I actselly can somewhat relate to! Celestia, even if you had your moments of weakness, I will always love you! In fact, I now share your ambition to make Taiklar pay for his actions!"
  • Celestia was happy, and a tear was shed.
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia, I promise you that accepting your weaknesses and limitations is the sign of true strengh. But first, let's punish those that dare follow Taiklar's exsample!"
  • The Bear Pirates charged, as Celestia and Shen jumped over them, Celestia was flipping while Shen was gliding using his tail feathers!
  • The brute bears smashed into eachother, unconjustus.
  • Banana, Longzu, and Eyes were throwing fruit at some Pirates!
  • Banana: "EAT SOME CITRUSY PAIN YA SCURVY RIDDEN SCUM! IT MIGHT HELP YOUR TEETH MORE, BUTTBRAINS!"
  • Slyler was sneaking behind Banana, Longzu, and Eyes when he was snagged by a magic arua!
  • Trixie: "And where, does the fox think he's going!?"
  • Slyler: "PUT ME DOWN, YOU STUPID PONY!"
  • Trixie: "THAT IS IT?!"
  • Trixie turns into an english fox hunter with hunting dogs and is on a fast horse!
  • Trixie: "Trixie is going Fox hunting!"
  • Slyler screams like a little girl!
  • Slyler: "NOT THE HUNT! ANYTHING BUT THE HUNT?!"
  • Slyler runs as Trixie and the dogs persue him!
  • Pirates surrounded Max the cat.
  • Max: "Hey fellas, have I ever introduse you all to, my girl friend?"
  • the crazy wild cat from the Officer X episode appeared and started to maul those Pirates!
  • Shen and Celestia are seen defeating some pirates!
  • Lord Shen: "YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN SMART AND STAYED LOYAL TO CELESTIA AND ME! NOW LOOK WHERE IT LEADS YOU ALL!"
  • Mighty Bull hold his personalised Cannon at Shen and Celestia!
  • Mighty Bull: "Lock and Loaded!"
  • Rainbow Dash Appeared!
  • Raindow Dash: "HOW ABOUT ROCK AND PWNED?!"
  • Rainbow Dash begins to beat the snot out of Mighty Bull, eventally rendering him unconjustus!
  • Applejack was charged at by a line of pirates, and bucked them and knocked them like dominos!
  • Applejack: "Don't mess with me! I'm Applepoloosa tough!"
  • Oscar grabs Applejack
  • Oscar: "Not so clever anymore, little girl! HO-HO-HOO!"
  • Oscar yelped as he was grabbed by Discord and Black Kat!
  • Comical yells are heard, as we then see that he was tied into a nice bow by Discord and Black Kat
  • Discord: "Isn't he cute?"
  • Oscar: "I have been shown, who is the boss?!"
  • Icky was slamming pans on some pirates as Iago punches some of them! Suddenly, a shadow loomed over them.
  • It was El Slakes!
  • El Skales: "The ugly one!"
  • Icky: "Aw snap! Let's blew it!"
  • Icky and Iago made a run for it as El Skales relentlessly followed suit!
  • Icky pulls out a pie and throws it at El Skales' face! But he quickly rubs it off and resumes chase!
  • Wajinga sees El Skales and knows that is her father! Wajinga makes a determin face and slithers forth!
  • Though Pirates are smacked around, eventally the lougers and friends are out-numbered.
  • Blot came forth, as Dead Sea finally appeared, and turned Blot's weapons back to normal.
  • Blot: "I must admit boy, that was really clever, and I underesitamated your friends. I desided to alter my deal, I'll let you all live if you all joined me crew, and we'll all share the bounty, 50/50, but Dead Sea still wants the Trident of Benvolence, but, I will be more then happy to fork over the lost elements of harmony! And, we'll glady help you rid this dump of Geogra, Maximillion, and his evil all-powerful witch mother Nikaiu."
  • Spyro: "After what you did? No! We want to rid this world of not just them, but of you and Dead Sea, and the rest of you pirates!"
  • Blot: "A pity really. It saddens me to dispose of such potainal. All well, at least some other pirate won't have the honor of trying to steal my birthright and Dead Sea's right to rule!"
  • Spyro: "Dead Sea, are you really gonna be ok with Blot robbing you of your only chance to have power?"
  • Dead Sea: "I'm a clever boy, I'll make Eqlanica mine one way or another, I am not nessersaringly dependent on the trident! I am what you call, reshorseful and free to new ideas. But enough talk. It's time for your fates to be sealed and-"
  • Suddenly, a ghostly light appeared, and a moan was heard.
  • The pirates became scared, even Blot!
  • Dead Sea was actselly moderately shocked and confused!
  • A figure was flouting.
  • ???: "Yarrgh! Me be a vengeful un-graved spirit from beyound the sea, and I came to scare you!"
  • The figure revels to be Shamus McFarty in skull face paint!
  • Shamus: "BOOGERS!"
  • The pirates and even Blot begins to freak out!
  • Dead Sea was actselly frighten!
  • Shamus turned around!
  • Shamus: "FEEL ME FARTS?!"
  • Discord quickly gave everyone but the pirates and Dead Sea gas masks!
  • Blot: "No please! ANYTHING BUT YOUR GHOST TOOTS!"

FAR ENOUGH DISTENCE IN THE ISLAND.

  • A huge mushroom cloud of green smoke is seen, that is the biggest fart ever!

Back at the scene.

  • Blot and Dead Sea made run for it, while the other pirates are left knocked out from the fart!
  • Lord Shen: "I don't believe it, Shamus! He's a ghost!"
  • Oceanious, her children, Azul, Yeller, Golden, Watery, and even Gubby, as well as the eqlantian royal guard and the sea changelings appeared in land pony forms.
  • Young Yeller: "Nope darlings, he's alive and well, we made him look like a ghost and gave him an awful lot amount of beans for good measure."
  • Oceanious: "Beings of land, I am, sorry for rushing to get Fluttershy into my kingdom, I just wanted to return to Equestia, and be free from (points to Discord) HIS curse! Speaking of which, what is he doing here, and why did he helped you?"
  • Celestia: "Let's just say, your choice as making Fluttershy your savior was not so off after all."
  • Azul: "Really?! YEAH! WE ARE GONNA GO HOME!"
  • Oceanious: "Not exsactly, we must make this world a cleaner place before we return home, and there's still the matter of the Savior risking her live for Mareina, my daughter who the witch made into a land pony to meet Derek but only as possably some plot to make the ocean hers!"
  • Spyro: "Fear not Oceanious, we are heading to the mountain now! Shamus will assit us cause he is actselly credable reguardless of being a drunkerd, but your place is to save your daughter from Geogra and her skeme."
  • Oceanious nodded, and teleiport the merponies to do such!
  • Shamus: "I apologised if I played a hand in this! Twas wrong of me."
  • Celestia: "And I apologise for placing you in that predicerment."
  • Shamus: "Twas no problem. Gods do feel ashamed if so much as a simple criminal gets the drop on them."
  • Banzai: "But hey! WHERE'S ICKY AND IAGO!"
  • Cynder: "AND WAJINGA?!"

Somewhere by dead tree in the badlands.

  • Icky and Iago were at the highest point of the tree, but El Skales was not far behind!
  • El Skales: "Do say hello to Shamus for me!"
  • Icky and Iago: "Oh we are so boned! First that giant green exblowtion, and now this!"
  • ???: "FATHER, STOP!"
  • El Skales stopped, he recinised that voice.
  • El Skales: "My.... My daughter."
  • El Skales looks to see Wajinga.
  • El Skales: "My precious Wai Jing! My dear Snake Venom! Your, alive!"
  • El Skales approuched Wajinga!
  • Iago and Icky were stunned.
  • El Skales: "When Maximillion took you away from me, I thought I never see you again!"
  • Wajinga, in tears, gently casted a sleeping spell on El Skales, putting him to slumber.
  • Wajinga: "Forgive me father, it's for your own good."
  • Icky: "Wow, just when it couldn't get more surreal."

The Pirate camp.

  • The pirates are captured and tied up, as well as the majority of Blot's crew.
  • Jaggearo: "The animal friends and i will stand guard on these pirates with the Peacock's wolfs. the rest of you, go on ahead."
  • Chuck: "Well friends, this is where the Chuck stops. The mountain is ferther down our present location, won't be long until you reach Taiklar's loot."
  • Spyro: "Thank you all for helping us. Now, everyone, it's time. Kairi, after you opened the door to the treasure, I want you to go back with Cynder. what may lie ahead may become dangerious, and we dragged you into too much danger as it is."
  • Icky: "That, and because Scroopfan has taken over the script."
  • Kairi: "Understood."
  • The lougers and Ponies head on out to the forbidden mountain.

Somewhere in the badlands.

  • Dead Sea was getting visions of the lougers going forth.
  • Dead Sea: "They are heading for the mountain! What do we do now?! Your blasted crew and El Skale's forces have been defeated! Even El Skales is no longer among us! Now what?"
  • Blot: "Don't worry, we still have a very, very, big trick up our sleve. Let's go meet up with Slaymu at the shores."

The base of forrbidden mountain.

  • The gang finally made it to the Mountain. And the moon is in a right position. The supposingly hidden door is seen.
  • Kairi, with her Keyblade, was able to unlock the door.
  • The door opens.
  • Cynder: "Come Kairi, you done your part."
  • Kairi: "Spyro, I wish you luck from here on