The Shocking Truth of Humanized Equestria

The secrets about the unfound Human Equestria which Twilight has gotten to know through 3 movies are finally coming out. When a new phenomenon threatens Equestria and possibly the rest of the UUniverses in an endless surly universe, the source comes from the Human Equestria. When Twilight decides to visit the place again after a visit from the Shell Lodgers, the portal suddenly goes haywire for a mysterious reason, and sucks Twilight and the Lodgers inside. Once the darkness settles, Twilight and the Lodgers discover that they are all humans (with the exception of Spike's dog form, some of the Lodgers, and the actual human Lodgers are unaffected aside from skin color and some change in attire based on their characteristics and cultures). They find not just Canterlot High, but also that the entire human world isn't what Twilight recognizes it to be. It's now based on the UUniverses as a whole. Everyone, including their allies and enemies are turned into Equestrian humans. Not just that, but even the villains have changed, and are now members of the society. Jafar works in a convenience store, Ursula and Morgana host a talk show, Fagin is a corporation owner, Dr. Nefarious is a respected genius, and the biggest surprise is that Malefor himself is a Senator, and to everyone's surprise, the Shell Lodgers' counterparts are all friends and secret agents working separately as members of the world's military, FBI, and police. Not to mention the Equestrian villains are changed as well. Tirek is an ominous superintendent of Canterlot High, King Sombra is referred to as 'Kingston Sombra', an attractive Spanish exchange student from Crystal Prep who fell in love with Twilight's counterpart and now the pony Twilight, and Pred Judu Des is a Canterlot High school dean with his adopted daughters as abusive hall monitors. During their journey, the heroes reunite with Sunset, and the Human Mane 5, as well as Human Twilight, both being told apart by attire. They also come across Discord, who is a human crackpot mystery theorist who had studied the multiverse theories so much, he became a 'master' of it's logic. He claims that this world might exist as an anti-evil dimension created by a mysterious being. Turns out he's right, as this 'mysterious being' is an alien witch similar to Mew from Pokémon named Coo. Coo's race was destroyed by a terrible war from the actual First Cartoonian War by Chernabog's armies, and being the last of her kind, Coo created a universe free of evil and conflict out of a combination of the Equestrian magic of friendship and the human race that proved to have the potential to retain these beliefs, given the right push alchourse, and all of the known things of the universe reflects into it's creations as mostly friendlier counterparts, and war or conflict doesn't exist. However, Human Tirek and Human Pred are the only 'tampered' creations of Coo thanks to her being briefly seen by them once while she was secretly enjoying the Rainbooms' music in the wrong place, and the two became determined to capture her and become billionaires from it. Trouble is, Coo is deathly afraid that a bad thing is happening to her, and as a result, is causing her to lose her focus, and the created world is causing the energy of the UUniverses to become unstable. If Human Tirek and Human Pred capture and profit from Coo, it would be the end of BOTH worlds. So she brought the Lodgers and Twilight to help her stop this. The Equestrian humanized heroes eventually learn that they can harness the Fantasian magic that brought them to life with the Equestrian magic they bonded with, and thus gain their own anthro forms, easily doing as well as they could do in the UUniverses. With these magical powers, will they succeed in saving both their home universes and Human Equestria?

(Look, I'm sorry if I destroyed this creation of yours. I'm not asking to bring it back, but to be fair, it does add a bit of evil to this anti-evil world. Let's just take a break from this episode, because Lord knows this is a good way to start the day.)

Material

Songs/Music/Videos

(When Lyra comes in at the end when Human Twilight brings her in as a favor)

Anthropology_"ANIMATED_PMV" — Anthropology "ANIMATED PMV"

(World Exploration Song)

Weezer-You_Might_Think_Lyrics — Weezer-You Might Think Lyrics

Scenes

Our Heroes Humanized

Human Equestria

SpongeBob: (Everything was pitch black as he opened his eyes) Uhhhgh... My bones!... WAIT! Bones? (He notices his human hands) WHA?!?
Shrek: A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks? Tot-round buttocks?
Donkey: AW, MAN, I'M NOT A STALLION THIS TIME?!?
SpongeBob: (He recovered in his vision as he saw everyone was piled onto each other, and humanized)... WHAT THE BARNACLE?!? (He noticed his human appearance) WE'RE ALL HUMAN!!
Fu-Xi looked shocked to see he now has limbs!
Lord Shen: Well, crap! That means we lost our natural abilities! Fan-tucking-fastic!
Tentomon: Not ALL of us are humans!
Izzy: (In Tentomon's POV) TEEENNTTTOOOMMOOONNN?!? IISSS TTHHHAAATTT YOOOOUUU?!?
Tentomon: UGH, STUPID SCALE LAWS!!!
Patrick: Wow! So many colors! I- (He trips on untied shoe laces) WHAA-DOOF!
SpongeBob: Okay, is everyone accounted for?
Skipper: As much as we CAN be!
SpongeBob: Sandy? Are you among them?
Sandy: Right here! (SpongeBob was stunned silent by her new appearance, as he couldn't help but faint)... Jesus, that cliché of new appearances being as/more pretty as the other is SO DURN OLD!
Twilight: At least we made it.
B.O.B: MADE IT?!? We weren't even supposed to BE here!
Twilight: I meant we're all still alive!
Fu-Xi started to scream and have a panic attack!
Fu-Xi: "I HAVE LIMBS?! I'M A FILTHY LEGGER!? AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! I HAVE DISGRACED MY SNAKE HERATAGE?! I MUST BE RID OF THESE?! SHEN, PULL OUT YOUR BLADES AND DE-LIMB ME NOW?!"
Lord Shen: "ARE YOU DAFF MAN?!"
Boss Wolf: "Kinda late to ask that question sir. This is Fu-Xi we're talking about."
Fu-Xi started to try and slither about, but he ends up making himself look weird!
Fu-Xi: "SOMEONE?! ANYONE, PLEASE PULL THESE LIMBS OFF OF ME?! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE A SNAKE?!"
Fu-Xi's bewildering ranting and crying was heard by a Humanised Axle and Jennet.
Human Axle: "..... Oh good grief, another resident for the Looney House. Tell the fellas in white they got another mouth to feed."
Human Jennet: "(Proceeds to do so) Chief, we need to contact the asylum, we have a man that looks like he's from China City, speaking crazy words and.... Trying to beg some strong boys to rip his limbs off. I'm not kidding."
Human Jennet holds up the radio to where the rants are heard!
Fu-Xi: "(Torwords the Humand Diamond Dogs) I'M BEGGING YOU?! I'LL HAVE MY RICH FRIENDS PAY YOU HANDSOMELY IF YOU RIP MY LIMBS OFF?! ALL FOUR OF THEM?! MONGOLIAN SYTILE?!"
Human Rover: "Uhhhh..... Not, sure if that's, legel."
Fu-Xi: "I KNOW A FRIEND WHO'S VERY GOOD AT LAW, HE'LL VOUCH FOR YOU TWITS?! NOW I WANT TO BE DELIMBED?!"
Human Fido: "Uhhhh, okay, we have these convinently place horses placed here for the upcoming festival where Sunset's singing! (Points to convinent horses). They could help!"
Fu-Xi: "YES, YES, YES?! (Gives them Sandy's ropes!) NOW HERE'S SOME ROPE, AND TIE ME TO THOSE HORSES?!"
Human Axle dropped his jaw as he sees the Human Diamond Dogs tieing a laughing maniacal Fu-Xi to the horses!
Human Axle: "HOLY MUFFIN TOPS?! (Gets into the patrol car and activates a siren!)"
The Diamond Dog boys gasped and got off of the horses and ran!
Fu-Xi: "NO?! WAIT?! COME BACK?! DE-LIMB ME?! DON'T LEAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVE MEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
Twilight and friends were approuching!
Twilight: "FU-XI, WHAT IN THE WIDE, WIDE, WORLD OF EQUESTIA ARE YOU DOING?!"
Fu-Xi: "ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF KANGUS KHAN'S CLASSIC EXICUTION TACTIC?!"
Kaa: "All this trouble because you can't cope with limbs?!"
Fu-Xi: "YES?! PATRICK, B.O.B., ED, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL CANDY IF YOU SLAP THESE HORSES' BUTTS?!"
Patrick/B.O.B.: "CANDY?!"
Ed Hyena: "Bleh-bleh?!"
The dumb trio cheered as they were about to slap horse butt!
Lord Shen: (At his breaking point, he did this)

Night_at_the_Museum_easter_island_head — Night at the Museum easter island head

0:13-0:26

Fu-Xi: (Everyone, including the natives, stopped at that)...
Icky: Wow! Even in this world, you still have the lungs of an elephant!
Human Axle: Okay, what is all this nonsense? Why is he asking to have his limbs removed?
Lord Shen:... Axle?
Human Axle: Wha-... How do you know my name?
Lord Shen: Uh, you're pretty damn famous.
Human Axle:... I never thought I was THAT famous.
Lord Shen: Well, you are. Congratulations.
Human Axle:... Okay, Janet, I think we've seen enough. It looks like they've got it covered. (They took off as 'Bad Boys' played on their radio)
Lord Shen:... Okay, Fu-Xi, you'd better stop this 'legger' nonsense, and cope with this new body, and don't make an ass outta yourself, because Twilight said we only have these forms when we're in this world.
Viper:... He may be right, Fu-Xi. (She struggles using her new legs) Whooaa! (She fell)... I mean, it's a work-in-progress, but I'm sure it can take a little getting used to.
Fu-Xi: NO! I refuse to heed to this disgusting lifestyle!
Mr. Whiskers: WELL, GET USED TO IT, BUDDY, BECAUSE THIS IS HOW THIS DIMENSION WORKS!
Shenzi: Whatever! Let's just go back through the portal! (They tried, but the mirror was gone)... Wha...
Banzai:... Aw, come on, are you serious? We're stranded here?
Sandy: Sure looks like it.
Fu-Xi: "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TRAP HERE?!"
Icky: "Here we go."

Beyond the School.

Fu-Xi's voice: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!"

Later.

Fu-Xi was seen pahticly trying to get through the closed off portal while crying like a bitch!
Lord Shen: "........ What........ WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!"
Boss Wolf: "Well he is pretty much a proud snake, so.... Obviously this is his first time being with legs and arms."
Thunderclap: "I'm shocked to see him like this."
Trixie: "Worse off, everyone's stareing at him, and by extention, us!"
Students were seen doing just that as some of them were taking photos of Fu-Xi at his deteriating mental health!
Pang Bing: "Oh for dragon gods sake. (Pulls out a binkie and stuffs it into Fu-Xi's mouth as he started to curl up and pasificate and sleep.)..... Su Su told me he calms down from his episode when he has a binkie."
Trixie: "(Facepalms) As if it isn't humiliating enough?!"
Icky: "But hey, at least he'll be a meme here. And we gave this boring looking town some excitment."
Twilight/Brandy: "Define, "Excitement"."
Icky: Well, this is a boring school setting, so, yeah I guuuueeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE?!? (They saw something different in the distance which looked like a giant city)
Twilight:... I..... Never, saw that before.
Pang Bing: "Perhaps it has always been there and you were just too caught up by this place's drumas to notice?"
Twilight: "...... Toushe."
Bubbha: "That done there needs to be explored."
Spongebob: "But what about Fu-Xi?"
Lord Shen: "He's been completely pasifived at the moment, I doubt he's even a threat to himself at the moment."
The Lougers proceeded tp leave.
Viper went back to cover Fu-Xi with a snake pattern blanket, gives him a pillow and gave him a Snake Beanie baby, to the crowd's confusion.
Viper: "(Sees the crowd)..... It's so he doesn't get cold. (Leaves)."
Student 1: "..... Wow. Weird."
Student 2: "Are they from out of town like Sunset?"
Human Celestia's voice from announcement system: "All students must attend class."
The crowd began to disperes.

The Expanded Human Equestria

Further down the area.

The Group began to look around.
Twilight: "I can't believe I never saw this part. Have I really been too distracted?"
Patrick's belly growled.
Patrick: "What's a guy gotta do to get something to eat around here, I'M STARVING?!"
Spongebob: "(Looks to see a convinent store in Agrabahish theme.) Hey pat, there's a convinence store!"
Patrick: "Oh buy, cheap hidrated process junkfoods, my faverite!"
Patrick ran off as Spongebob tried to keep up getting his wallet ready!
Iago: "...... There's something, strangely."
Icky: "I find it weird it's called "The Convinent Kobra". I kinda wish we brought Fu-Xi along, he would've loved this place eon how it pays humage to snakes if he wasn't having an existentional crisis."
Iago: "Wait..... "Kobra"........ Agrabahian themed? That it looks familier to me? Something ain't right?!"

Inside.

Patrick and Spongebob got in the store as the clerk currently has his back focusing on a fancy machine!
Patrick sees the machine!
Patrick: "...... Spongebob, he has a machine that serves milkshakes and smoothes?! AND HE HAS A TREASURE TROVE OF SNACKES?!"
Spongebob: ".... (Looks at price tag).... And they're all reasonally priced related to their retail value..... Patrick?"
Patrick: "Yeah?"
Spongebob: "...... We're in heaven!"
Spongebob and Patrick started to get a boatload of sugery snacks and hold them all with relitive ease!
The duo placed the stuff on the counter!
Spongebob: "TWO OF YOUR MILKSHAKES AND SMOOTHES PLEASE?!"
Convinent Store Clerk: "Why alchourse. (Reveils himself as an HE Jafar) One snake pattern smoothes and Cobra Venom Milkshake coming right up, young sirs."
Freak out music played as Patrick and Spongebob screamed as they bounced to eachother and got back from HE Jafar!
Patrick and Spongebob: "J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JAFAR?!"
HE Jafar: "How have you to come to know my name?.... Oh why I kid, it's my nametag!"
Patrick and Spongebob shivered!
Voice: "Geese louise, what's with you two? (An HE Abis Mall was seen)."
Patrick and Spongebob screamed louder and tried to ran off, but blamed into Sunset instead!
Sunset: "OW?! Hey, watch where you go-...... Spongebob? Patrick?"
Spongebob: "SUNSET, RUN?! JAFAR AND ABIS MAL HAVE MANAGED TO GET INTO HUMAN EQUESTIA?! WE'RE ALL DOOMED?!"
HE Abis Mal: "..... Convinent Stores ALWAYS attract the craziest people."
Sunset: "....... Mr. Jafar, I am SO sorry about their behavior, they're..... Forgen exchange students."
HE Jafar: "Quite allright miss Sunset. I'll get to their desired milkshake and smoothes, on the house, because they might have difficulty to make a budget with basicly trying to buy half of my stock. Generious as they are, they have no consideration for math and economics."
HE Jafar proceeded to get to work on those drinks.
Patrick: "Oh no, he's already gotten to you?!"
Sunset: "Guys, it's okay! He's not YOUR Jafar! He's just a guy who own's a convinent store that makes wicked smoothes and milkshakes with snake themes."
Spongebob: "...... But why does he remind me of Jafar?"
Sunset: "Trust me, this place seems to have, ALOT of people from our worlds showing up here in totally legit worlds."
Patrick: "Any other of our enemies that exist as different people here?"
Sunset:... Shockingly... Yes.
Patrick and Spongebob: "WHAT!?"

Later, outside when the news is explained after the duo got their snacks and drinks.

All Lodgers: WHAT?!?
Sunset:... You know how Twilight has her own counterpart here?
Twilight: Yeah?
Sunset: Well, turns out, I learned that there's more based on your dimension beyond this setting. I once stared on a talk show, and the ones who ran it are, get ready for this... Morgana and Ursula.
Squidward: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
Sunset: And, many others are around, but there not as evil as in your dimension. Doctor Nefarious works as a lead scientist for an inventive company called Nefarious Labs, I know, it SOUNDS evil in context, but trust me, it's not as bad as you think, Hades is a cars dealer for a place called Cartarus Lots, Captain Hook and Peter Pan run an airport business called Neverland Ports, the place where we filmed that Mare-Do-Well movie was nearby Enchanted Pictures run by Maleficent as a hollywood-eqsed leader, Oogie Boogie runs a casino called the Gamble Bug, the Safariland is a wildlife sanctuary where Tarzan, Jane, and Clayton run and protect, the Castle of Dreams is a shoe factory run by Lady Tremaine and her well-treated assistant Cinderella, and Dark Dragon runs a competitive business to Nefarious' called Scourge Industries..... Again, that may sound bad, but trust me, it's an unfortunate name choice.
Shenzi:... I don't believe you!
Sunset: Well, believe it! Hades' place is all the way over there! (They saw it)
Human Hades: HEYA, HEYA, HEYA!!!
Sunset: Oogie's place is over there! (They saw it)
Human Oogie Boogie: COME ON, LET'S PLAY!
Sunset: AAAAAND Neverland Ports is over there! (They saw it)
Shenzi:... Well... Damn!
Sunset: Oh, there's more out there than that. Apparently, Atlantica is a resort city run by Triton, Ariel, Eric, and the VERY eccentric a carefree rookie Melody who visited not too long ago, The High Council runs the country in Presidential City, the Hillenberg Islands is like Bikini Bottom in ways, the Zoo Lands are like Zootopia combined with the Pride Lands, and... Okay, let's just say, there's a LOT of similarities to your worlds that you overlooked. I mean, you would drop dead if I talk about who the senator is!
Friend Owl: I can tell.
Fidget: Where's your friends?
Sunset: Oh, they're still at school in the cafeteria. I decided to go out for lunch. It's Friday, so once school's out, we can take some tours.
Shifu: In case you haven't noticed, Sunset, we're in a bit of a situation.
Twilight: Yeah. We kinda got sucked in here by mistake, and we can't go back.
Sunset: What?
Viper: We figured you girls could help us get back, or something?
Sunset: "Well, I, never known the mirror to do that! So.... It's, kinda hard for me to do anything."
Viper: "Well, understand that it's kinda for an impourent reason..... Fu-Xi is NOT adjusting to the change well."
Sunset: ".... How bad is it?"
Sandy: "He tried to use a mongolian torture tecnigte to remove his limbs."
Sunset was with a blank expression and speechless.
Sunset:... You serious?
Kaa: DEAD, serious!
Sunset:... (Sighs) Is this about his life?
Icky: No, it's because he's wanting to kill himself for all the crimes he caused, of course it's about his life! You KNOW how he hates limbed creatures.
Sunset: And yet he lives among them.
Baloo: Hey, it's not like we ALL slither.
Sir Hiss: Precisely. The nerve of some people. Some of us are trying to keep him calm.
Sunset:... Are, any of the others faring well?
Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, is usually how he is around me. (SpongeBob stared at her drooling as he saw the radiating beauty of her from head to toe)... Being a total perv.
Sunset: Anything else?
Lord Shen: Well, we've actually never got a tour of the areas you've been too.
Private: In fact, didn't you have some Summertime Shorts a while ago?
Sunset: Oh, yeah. We did. They were cute to film. Even Juniper was willing to offer one chance of camera-shooting. Okay. But you may wanna talk to Principal Celestia and her sister.
Icky: Well, Shen? I bet you a nickel you find this world's Celestia as pretty as the original.
Lord Shen: I refuse! I find getting together with someone else, EVEN if it' a counterpart of my romantic interest, a little cliché and a little redundant. I'm sure I'd be immune to whatever bewitching human good looks she'd ha-
???: Sunset? (Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna came)
Principal Celestia: Your friends told me you went out to the Kobra Convenient Store for lunch, and hadn't come back by class.
Sunset: Oh, sorry. I got a little side-tracked. Meet the Shell Lodgers.
Vice-Principal Luna:... As in the heroes you keep talking about since this claim of an alternate reality?
Sunset: Yep.
Principal Celestia:...They seem charming.
Lord Shen: (He was clearly lovestruck at Principal Celestia)... Okay, nickel's all yours, she's DEFINITELY gorgeous!
Principal Celestia:... Excuse me?
Sunset:... This is Lord Shen. He... Sorta has a romantic relationship with your Equestrian princess counterpart.
Principal Celestia:... Like I said, charming. Anyway, you must come back.
Sunset: Sure. Could you get the Lodgers occupied?
Vice-Principal Luna: We'll see what we can do. There seems to be a LOT of them.
Po: Trust me, we get that a lot.
Vice-Principal Luna: "Oh, by the way, there's a man sleeping with a snake themed blanket with a stuff animal and a binkie in his mouth. Is he-"
Lougers: "Yes, he's with us."
Principal: "Well why is he like that?"
Sunset: "You don't wanna know."

Canterlot High

Principal Celestia: So, you guys are stuck?
Twilight: Yes. I was going to come by for a visit, but when I opened the portal, it went crazy, and sucked us all in. Now we can't get back.
Vice-Principal Luna:... Concerning. I'm sure you can figure it out.
Boss Wolf: I doubt it. Things like this aren't normally very easy.
Mr. Krabs: Until we get back, we may need a place to crash.
Principal Celestia:... I'm not exactly sure of a place to accommodate all of you. My house is not even big enough for that.
Lord Shen: I was afraid of that.
Trixie: Well, GREAT! we're stuck here with nowhere to stay, no way to start, and we have none of our powers.
Principal Celestia: Powers? As in, Equestrian powers?
Banzai: Not all of us are Equestrian ponies. We're from other worlds. Me, Shenzi, and Ed here are hyenas.
Sandy: Heck, many of us are walking talking animals, and the scale is not very specific.
Gazelle: And some of us ARE humans, but nothing is that different besides the skin color.
Greymon: Some of us are monsters, though we take forms like these.
Principal Celestia:... And you, Mr. Shen?
Lord Shen:... I'm worried about answering that question.
Principal Celestia: Why?
Icky: He's a peacock.
Principal Celestia:... Do I even need to ask why my princess counterpart is with you?
Lord Shen: Long story. You sure you can't help us?
Principal Celestia: Well, for now, I can only suggest you all spend time split up at Sunset and her friends' houses.
Icky: "Ordenarly, I deemed that a bad idea, but our known enemies are existent as average joes making a 9-to-5 living and the only real danger here is a trio of de-powered Ed Edd & Eddy Gender-Bender Engery Vampiric Sirens that aren't even a threat to HE Crusaders, so.... I don't mind the living arrangement."
Vice-Principal Luna: "Well that's good. We'd offered you a stay at the school exspearience, but...... Vice-Principal Pred Judu Des is a crouchty old sort."
Lougers: "PRED JUDU DES?!"
Sparx: "AND HE'S A VICE PRINCIPAL HERE?! From our universe, he was once a mythic creature killer?!"
Principal Celestia: "Goodness! Well, know that he is different. He's at best an embittering old timer who's VERY touchy about people not apart of the Student or Facalty. So.... Ya might wanna be careful about hanging around the school too much unless your willing to apply, and.... Some of you, clearly look too old for a High School."
Vice-Principal Luna: "Some of you even look dangerious."
Savio: "What makes you say that? (Savio as a human is seen wearing an orange prison outfit)."
Sunset: "..... You do realise you look like you just got out of prison, right Savio?"
Savio takes a closer look at the outfit.
Savio: "..... Those cops didn't seemed to over-react."
Skipper: "Well I guess you were lucky the Savio of this world already did time and didn't paid you anyway mind."
Principal Celestia: "That's another thing. You may, also want to avoid attracting too much druma like with your firend, "Fu-Xi", was it? Senator Malefor is very strict about having an orderly community and-"
Cynder and Spyro: "MALEFOR?!"
Principal Celestia: "..... Keep in mind, a DIFFERENT Malefor to what your thinking! Anyway, he is VERY strict about a well fuctioning community, and the minute you start going as crazy as trying to get horses to rip your limbs off, it's off to Pleasentry Asylum."
Icky: "Well that seems pretty damn extreme to just put people in the looney house for acting alittle stupid!"
Principal Celestia: I've known Eagle-Beak since we were students here. He was always a little... Extreme. Hence why he made the asylum. If you go around and claim your from another world, your now a resident there. Like how your friend was close to being such for wanting to take his limbs off. And if you have an understanding on how Asylums function, then it's for the best you refraign from, wacky behavior, or risk being considered a threat to yourself and the community.
Vice-Principal Luna: He still finds ways to scare us even today.
Twilight: Not surprising given who he is in OUR dimension. There, he's a griffin who tried to defend Equestria in a coup d'état against you.
Cynder: He had a hand in guiding my mother as one of his plans, AND he created a magical clone of your counterpart named Majusty that ended up being a harbinger of absolute peace by tecnecally killing threats, reformed or otherwise. Basically, he and your Eagle-Beak are not that far different.
Icky: "Apart from that this Eagle-Beak is not evil by the design of this place being assentually utopian. The worse the guy would be here is very athoriatarian around the place and using infamous Asylum tecnecs designed to fix insanity, even if it hurts the insane!"
Thunderclap: "Oh I'm sure your exaggerating!"
Icky: "Do you even know what goes on in Asylums? Alot of them are different, but often then not, intentional or otherwise, they're basicly private torture camps for the mentally screwed up!"
Thunderclap: "Aren't you sure your not just trying to paint the dude in a bad light?"
Icky: "..... Twilight, do you have a book of Asylum Practices on you?"
Twilight brings out out.
Twilight: "Yes!"
Icky takes it and gives it to Thunderclap.
Icky: "Read it and weep."
Thunderclap: "Okay fine! I will! But only to prove that you have nothing to worry about!"

A reading, later.

Thunderclap: (He was stunned silent)... SWEET EYE ALMIGHTY!!! YOU ALL ARE MANIACS!!!
Frostbite: I'M WITH THUNDY ON THAT ONE!!!... This is f****d up!
Principal Celestia: Well, the best way I'd say it is, and pardon my French, but Eagle-Beak is f****d up.
Vice-Principal Luna: Yeah. So, yeah, it's best you avoid Eagle-Beak at all costs if you're going to start blending in.
Patrick: Oh, puh-leeze! All we gotta do is show them our talking animal members, and-
Principal Celestia: Actually, it's best not to show proof of magic. We don't want our people to get too curious about Equestrian magic, and I'm sure you don't want that as much as we don't.
Twilight:... She makes a point. It's best we DO stay away from this world's Eagle-Beak.
Dodger: It's best we just got to crashing with the Humane 7, then.
Tito: Agreed.
Einstein: What do we do until then?
Sunset: "..... Anyone, up for the mall?"
Icky: "..... Most, predictable teenage suggestion, ever."

Meeting Juniper Montage

Canterlot Mall

Sunset: (With a credit card) We'll need 101 pizzas. Here's the money, AND the specified toppings.
Cashier: HOLY COW, MISS, THAT IS ENOUGH TO FEED AN ARMY!
Sunset: It IS to feed an army!

Meanwhile...

Agumon: It's odd how it's easy to smuggle animals in any public place.
Spike #2: I stopped asking that question since Twilight adopted me as a baby puppy.
Most Lodgers: DAAAAAWWWW!
Spike #2: If I had a nickel for every time people responded to my story with THAT!
Human Rainbow Dash: So, you guys are supposed to be the Lodger friends Twilight and Sunset told us about?
Kowalski: Precisely.
Human Pinkie: Well, I CAN recognize you guys even if we just met. I LOVE SpongeBob, and don't care for how much the post-movie generation is hated on.
Squidward: Seriously?
Human Applejack: That's Pinkie's naiveté, and usually how she copes.
Juniper: (She came in) HEY, GIRLS! What... Who are these guys?
Icky: Wait, aren't YOU the girl who tried to use a magic mirror to kill these girls?
Juniper:... I can tell you guys go places. And I can't help but feel I met you guys before. There was an odd time when one person that looked like one of you asked me silly random questions. Must be related. Maybe it was faulty memory, but whatever.
Lord Shen: Hmm. I suppose it's okay to forgive you for the evil stuff considering you weren't thinking straight.
Human Applejack: Oh, trust us, she's had some tough times since then. She still don't like her job, but she coped as much as she could since... A time we prefer to keep to ourselves... And she got used to what hate she had left in her.
Juniper: And thank God, because I prefer that as far away as possible!
Sunset: (She came in) Alright, they're working on the pizzas.
Juniper: Sunset? Who are these people?
Sunset:... Remember Equestria?
Juniper: Yeah?
Sunset: Well... It's a part of a greater couple of universes bonded together. Think of all the cartoons and their companies as respective universes merged together, and you got a good idea what it's like there.
Juniper: (Sees them)... SpongeBob? Patrick?
Patrick: Hah! Even SHE gets it!
Sandy: Well, it's nice to meet'cha regardless.
Juniper: "....... Am, I going crazy?"
Icky: "If you are, then ya'd would already be in that freaky alternate form by now. BA-ZING!?"
Juniper: Oh, ha-ha-ha! Besides, I'd rather not be reminded of that. It was not easy to be rid of that crap 5 days after I reformed. Let's just say... I gained a power I'd rather not have. I'd rather be in this considerably-awful job than being in an incredibly-awful position.
Joe:... I gotta ask, though, whatever happened to the Sirens?
Human Fluttershy: Oh, they're still cross at us, but they're making an honest living. They got singing lessons, and became singers.

Cutaway

(The three were in a recording studio singing 'Under Our Spell')

Present

Human Pinkie: Hopefully, it'll keep them from doing any actual harm.
Twilight: That's good.
Phil: I'm just freaked out with these new bodies we have. Some of us know how to walk erect already, but some of us... Well...
Viper:... Yeah, it's not easy on your first try.
Trixie: Though I'll be damned if we end up crossing paths with our alternate selves like-
???: THE GREAT, AND POWERFUL, TR-R-R-R-R-RIXIE, IS GOING TO DAZZLE THE AUDIENCE WITH HER NEW MAGIC TRICK! (She saw her HE Counterpart in her act)
Trixie: Oh, horses***!
HE Trixie arrived and saw the Original Trixie and dropped her jaw!
Trixie: "...... Hi."
HE Trixie: "...... Tch..... Sunset...... Is this another crazy interdimentional thing?"
Sunset: "..... Yyyy, yes....?"
HE Trixie said nothing and just walked off.
Phil: "...... Well, that could've went worse."
HE Trixie went behind a food stand and brought out a fancy looking communicator.
HE Trixie: "(Uses it) (Quietly) Agent Razzle-Dazzle, this is Agent Razzle-Dazzle! I have just discovered more dimention jumpers, and you would not believe who they are!"
?Icky's? voice: "I thought we said we weren't gonna do that codename crap, Trix! But seriously, how serious we're talking here?"
HE Trixie:... The kind of which, you meeting some... All-too-familiar friends! As in, a kind that's like looking in a mirror!
?Icky?:... I'll inform the others. We shouldn't worry about this right now. If we respond too soon, it could seal our dimension's fate. Just keep going back to your normal life, and we'll keep in touch!
HE Trixie: Sure thing. Trixie out! (She left)
Trixie:... Well, I seem pretty psyched out.
Twilight: How do you think I felt when I met her?
Human Twilight: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. Heck, our Spikes seem to be getting along.
Spike #1: (As the two were under the two Twilights' table near their feet) So, what do you like to do for fun?
Spike #2: I dunno, chase squirrels, play fetch, do funny tricks-
Spike #1: I mean, non-dog things. Because let's be honest, (He itches himself like a dog) Dog stuff seems a little boring for a dog whose originally a dragon.
Spike #2: Hey, when you're a dog, this is practically what dogs say. Just ask Fluttershy.
Spike #1:... True, but come on, as a dog who knows how to talk, there's gotta be SOMETHING about sentient culture you like.
Spike #2: "..... What's a Sentient?"
Spike #1:... Really? You spend time with a genius in science, and yet you don't know what 'sentient' means?
Spike #2: No, all I heard was "Science-babble-science-babble-science-babble-science-babble, Spike! Science-babble-science-babble-science-babble-science-babble, Spike!"
Spike #1:... Yeah, sometimes I hear that from MY Twilight, too. But to put it straightforward, it means human-level intelligence. Kind of what you have now since the Friendship Games.
Spike #2: Ohhhhh. Well, for starters, I like how much they did since they adopted us and bred us from our wolf ancestors. I like how they look to us like we're family. I like-
Spike #1: I MEAN, anything they do you like to do.
Spike #2:... Walk?
Spike #1:... (He face-paws himself)
Twilight: (As they overheard their conversation)... (The two Twilights giggled) If by get along, you mean get along like a guy turned into a dog talking to a dog that gained sentience.
Human Twilight: Hey, it's at least good to talk to yourself.
Twilight: I gotta ask, how did you end up with glasses?
Human Twilight:... I'm nearsighted.
Twilight:... Odd, I forgot I started out the same when I was born and learned a spell to fix that when I was starting to study magic before my parents got me to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.
Human Twilight:... You can literally fix sight problems with magic?
Twilight: Anything can be fixed with magic. But that doesn't mean you can stop an evil plot with that stuff. It, doesn't ALWAYS work out as easily as you hope. It kinda depends on if you can get away with it or not.
Human Twilight: I wish the same could be said for science.
Twilight: Heh, we sure have a lot in common. I mean, besides the obvious.
Human Applejack: "So, what are "Pony" us like, Twi?"
Twilight: "Like you guys but as ponies."
Human Applejack:... And what are these 'ponies' like?
Twilight: For one, we come in different tribes, the main three being Earth ponies, which are just normal ponies with a talent for nature and strength, which are what you and Pinkie are, Pegasi who are ponies with wings...
Human Rainbow Dash: OHHHHHH, THAT explains why me and Fluttershy get wings. Are WE Pegasi?
Twilight: Yep.
Human Twilight: Though why do I get them?
Twilight: I'll get to that. There are also unicorns, which I used to be and what Rarity is, that have the ability to use magic with the use of our horns, as they are connected to our brains and have glands that translate thought into action with the magic oozing from our world, as it helps us make up for our lack of dexterity, and then there's Alicorns, which is what I am now. Alicorns are ponies with both horns AND wings, and they usually represent royalty. Celestia, Luna, and Cadance in OUR universe are Alicorns, Celestia and Luna being a special kind that are among gods that CREATED Equestria eons ago, and me and Cadance being artificial ones. We both became Alicorns as a reward for a princess-worthy deed. Cadance started out as a Pegasus, and I started out as a unicorn. There HAVE been other Artificial alicorns before us, but we're among the ones that can get the BEST known long before we're dead.
Human Twilight: Cadance? You mean Celestia's niece and the dean at Crystal Prep that my brother is dating?
Twilight: In our universe, they're happily married, and have an Alicorn baby named Flurry Heart.
Human Twilight: Ohh!
Twilight: BUUUUUT the wedding didn't go happily at first. Somepony was impersonating her. A Changeling.
Human Twilight:... You mean those demon-like mythical creatures that steal babies and replace them?
Twilight: Well, the only thing the changelings of Equestria have in common with the norm is the name. In Equestria, they're insect-like ponies that feed off of love by shapeshifting as a very special somepony. Their evil queen tried to use the wedding as a means to provide food for her subjects, but we recently had them dealt with by taking her kingdom away because we proved that they didn't HAVE to steal love, but share it, thanks to a deviating member named Thorax. I mean, we KNEW it was possible since Queen Chrysalis had a sister who was good, but we didn't think changing was THAT easy a process for them. It came to a point where we didn't think there'd be such a thing as a GOOD changeling as we suspected Destiny was a rare occasion.
Human Rainbow Dash: Damn!
Human Fluttershy: That's kinda racist, don't you think?
Twilight: Yes, I know, but if it helps, I was proven WAY wrong, as it turns out Chrysalis was lying to her subjects in order to stay in power. Starlight, Thorax, Trixie, and a frenemy of ours named Discord had her taken care of in that regard, and they couldn't use magic, cause Faust knows we've driven THAT obvious solution to the ground, and Chrysalis was protecting her territory from it with specialized minerals.
Human Fluttershy: ("Discord?... Where have I heard that name before?")
SpongeBob: But we recently dealt with Chrysalis' crazy mother not too long after Chrysalis' kick off the throne. And let me tell you, she went CLOSER to taking over everything than her daughter ever did.
Twilight: Yeah. Anyway, there's other pony tribes like merponies and seaponies, among other aquatic pony tribes, and the occasional sentient species like griffins, dragons, and centaurs.
Human Fluttershy: (Gasps)... So you're a fantasy setting?
Twilight: In terms of outer worlds outside ours, yes.
Human Twilight:... So, I'm royalty in your dimension?
Twilight: Well not until after some time. And we deal with the occasional threat every once in a while.
Human Rarity: "Wait.... How come you got to be royalty and the rest of us didn't get to become Ali-Corns?"
Twilight: "It's "Alicorn", and...... Huh..... I always did wonder that."
Icky: "Well the biggest reason could be that Hasbro didn't wanted to piss off the fandom again. When Twilight became an Alicorn, the entire fandom of her world we call 'bronies' because what was originally meant for girls gained a male following went nuts! Especially since what came next was the introduction of this world, which ALSO was met with rage."
Twilight: "..... Well, in terms of non-post-modernisum, I assume that could be because I have more connection to Princess Celestia then my friends in Equestia did. Not to mention only ponies of Equestria's capital of Canterlot could become Artificial Alicorns."
Human Applejack: "Well that sounds culturially biased."
Human Rainbow Dash: "Heck yeah that's biased! What, do those "Canterlot" types think that people who aren't rich privilaged snobs can't be good god ponies?"
Icky: Gee, I dunno! Why don't you ask Celestia's adopted nephew, Prince Blueblood?
Human Rarity:... You mean like an ex-boyfriend of mine? What did he do in your dimension?
Icky: He was not of Canterlot blood, and wanted to be an Alicorn Prince, but Twilight took that spot, and next thing we knew, he teamed up with the Doctor Nefarious of OUR universe, which is ACTUALLY evil, became an Alicorn by evil means, and left such an impact, Celestia almost died!
Human Rainbow Dash:... The impact of his actions... Almost killed a God? Aren't they supposed to be immortal? Ergo, they can't die?
Lord Shen: Gods work differently than you'd expect. When a higher intelligence like gods or demons go against their natural goals, they tend to become less of what they are, and thus defy their own purpose. It's like a machine. Everything has a purpose. If not, why would they exist? Gods and demons are essentially bonded to their purpose like a contract. Celestia and Luna, by being one of the last of the Alicorn Gods, long story there, fraternizing with ponies as the result of their kind's extinction status leaving their parents with nothing else to do to where they have no knowledge or understanding of a natural Alicorn birth, as Luna was the last Natural Alicorn God birth and Flurry Heart was the first Alicorn birth in years in general, they had to balance their godly ways as best as they could. If they didn't, and they went through a life-based breakdown like Celestia did after Blueblood's stunt, you get something called 'morality illness'. It renders you no longer needed in the universe, to where you literally contemplate yourself to death.
Human Rainbow Dash:... Ouch! Well, okay, I guess we get the picture about having only Canterlot ponies being Alicorns, but... That still sounds like a coincidence. I mean, ya think they'd only pass Alicornhood to those actually eligible or related to your Celestia, and, not an average pony like Twilight.
Icky: "Well the kicker is, Cadance may not nessersarly be related to Celestia by blood. Hasbro lore suggests she became an Alicorn after defeating some unnamed evil enchantress. As to why she's Celly's niece, well, I guess Cadance didn't have a family of her own and Celly adopted her out of feeling bad about knowing that."
Human Twilight: I think she MIGHT be related to her like she is in OUR world. Cadance's father, Picture Perfect, is Celestia's brother.
Twilight:... ("Where have I heard THAT name before?")
Human Twilight: But, I digress. You guys can crash at our homes once school is out for the week. A weekend is more than enough time for you to sort this mess out. It's enough for you to cope with our people's bodies, and hopefully get your... Crazed friends... Under control.
Icky: It'd better. Celestia said the asylums were getting out of control with out-of-place behavior like Fu-Xi's.
Sunset: Yes, they've been pestering us for a while. Now we need to be careful in regards to behaving differently in this world. Lord knows it all started with ME acting strange when I first came here. I was freaking out over the new body parts I had, INCLUDING the private ones, which I didn't even recognize at first, and let's not get into anymore of THAT subject. The way we walked erect, the way we had to use digits in place of hooves and magic, the new and unrecognizable technology! There were SOME things I was familiar with like traffic, cities of a modern tone, but certain things like ponyless vehicles, machines refined publicly, and even an omnivorous diet, was something I was utterly a fish-out-of-water to. I never knew that much about humans when I was in the School for Gifted Unicorns despite the strange out-of-nowhere mention from Lyra.
Human Applejack: Lyra? As in, Lyra Heartstrings?
Twilight: Yeah, in our universe, she's obsessed with humans, and loves their hands. She helped with Sunset's quarter-life crisis not too long ago, and... Oh, wait, I owed her that favor! I'll do that once we get back.
Icky: Now then, let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your ex-boyfriend, Flash Sentry. (A crowd appeared out of nowhere with mixed reactions as 'Haters gonna hate' played) AHHH, SHADDAP!
Sunset: Ex? Well... Funny, thing, since the Fall Formal, we started to get back together again, as Flash decided to be with me should Twilight be unavailable. But since she started getting more absent, he tried to start a relationship with her alternate counterpart, with no success. And we DO seem to be hitting off more than we did when we were last together. He's very charming, but can be very annoying at times. He usually likes to come over to my house when I'm still in bed and tickle me on the feet to get me up, usually through boredom, or just to be a good courtesy. When we were last together, I didn't appreciate that and it got me to question why these 'alternate hooves' are more sensitive than actual hooves, but since then, we've opened up to each other more.
Twilight: (Laughs) Funny you should mention that. He does the same to me when I'm around. I mean, wow, he is pretty silly when it comes to a relationship. I was told that my counterpart has her own relationship now, and we gotta keep him company whenever he's having a hard time with his romantic social life, because he seems to have a greater one than anyone gives him credit for.
Icky: Well, he'd better get to doing something constructive in the Equestria Girls series, because everyone's been saying he does nothing, and is now just a generic romantic interest and nothing else.

Human Discord

Facility

Human Twilight:... So, this is where Professor Discord works?
Sunset: It's also where he lives, or at least that's what his letter says. He says he has reliable info he'd like to share with us.
Twilight: Let's hope THIS Discord is not more unpredictable than our own.
Tigress: You and us all. (They entered the facility)
Suddenly, music began to play!

Wonka's_Welcome_Song — Wonka's Welcome Song

Icky: "....... Well, it's no chaos magic, but it still has Discord's handywork allright."
A Bioandroid in the form of HE Screwball came from nowhere and confronted the heroes!
HE Screwball: "WELCOME TO PROFESSOR DISSY CORDIOUS' LAB?!"
Patrick: "Dissy Cordious? Oops, our mistake, we thought we were seeing Discord."
Squidward: "That's obviously this Discord's human name, you brainless fat sack of lard!"
Patrick: "HEY, I'M VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY WAIGHT?!"
Icky: "To be fair, you haven't exactly been consistent with that claim, all things considered."
Sunset: ".... Ignor them. Yes, we are here to see the professor."
HE Screwball: "Ohhhh kay! Folllloooooooooooooow ME!"
The spinny hat started to make her hover as she plays with her lips and flew off slowly, making the heroes follow with bewildered faces.
Fu Xi: "As if being condemned to disgusting limbs was bad enough."
Sir Hiss: "Can't you PLEASE not harp on this anymore! This is only for as long as we are in this place!"
Mantis: "Yeah! This arrangement is OBVIOUSLY not periment once we come back to Equestia! So chill already!"

Dissy's lab.

HE Discord was seen exspearimenting with an exspearimental portal device looking like the mirror itself.
HE Discord: "Soon, my dreams of having a grand expindition to the other dimention will be realised! Then Nefarious Labertories HAVE to take me back when I have proven the existence of other dimentions! HO-HO-HO! I could even get a movie made about my exploits! Nothing will discourage my exsodious yet-"
Sunset's voice: "Professor Dissy?"
HE Discord freaked out and crashed into his own invention!
Sunset/Misfits: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
Lord Shen: "First time I actselly feel sorry for Discord of any form."
Boss Wolf: "Espeically if it's not our Discord but this sad mess instead."
HE Discord got up and saw his ruined invention.....
HE Discord: ".... Ohhh poo. Back to the drawing board."
Sunset: "Sorry Professor, but, I have some people you might be interested in."
HE Discord: "Unless they worked for or represent Nefarious Labertories, then tell them to scram! I am not interested in what they're selling.... Oh, unless it's girlscout cookies!"
Sunset: Uh, actselly.... I'm Sunset Shimmer. The first inter-dimentional traveler here-
Human Discord: (Scaring her with his reaction) DAARRLIIIIIIIIIING!!! IT'S SO NICE TO MEET THE FIRST ONE WHO ALMOST SHOWED ME PROOF!!!
Sunset: Y-Y-Y-YES! (Chuckles) I-I got your letter.
Human Discord: Well, good! I was waiting for you and these friends to show up. Ashame about my portal being wrecked for the upteenth time in the row.
Mantis: Oh, I'm sure you can rebuild it.
Human Discord: Not without backing in financial and tecnological support from Nefarious Labertories I can't! It's EXPENSIVE to get the resources for this!
Icky: Well, EXCUUUUSE US!
Sunset: Now, now, we're getting a little off track here. Is there a reason you called us in the middle of an important mission we best keep to ourselves?
Human Discord: Well, Sunset, I've been watching you AND your friends since you first step foot in this dimension. I've been able to harness the energy of the portal itself, yet have not yet been able to make a portal to access the plain connections. It's really biblical AND unpredictable.
Icky: You, in a nutshell.
Human Discord: (Chuckles) Very amusing.
Human Fluttershy:... So... You say you've spent your ENTIRE life studying this multiverse thing?
Human Discord: Yeah, pretty much.
Human Fluttershy:... What is it?
Human Discord: I'm glad you asked! Glad SOMEONE is interested after so many shrug me off. (He shuts off the lights as he showed a video projector, giving a diagram of the multiverse) You see, our world, in fact, our ENTIRE universe, is just ONE plain in the multiverse. There are in fact an INFINITE number of universes coexisting with ours in parallel dimensional plains. In each of them, the reality is different, some slightly, others radically. SOME of them being alternate timelines of a world one would know themselves to be from like yours, others are entirely new and undiscovered universes with THEIR own alternate timeline plains.
Human Rainbow Dash:... And these portals, they're supposed to tap into the paths that connect the plains?
Human Discord: Oh, they do more than that. Not only are the portals the paths themselves being tapped into for travel, but the paths themselves, are responsible for governing time and space. If we're not careful when we access or pass through a portal, it CAN have a ripple effect throughout the ENTIRE multiverse. In some instances, or at least in theory, in the blink of an eye, two alternate plains can merge, or crash into each other, shattering into cosmic dust.
Human Fluttershy: Sounds painful.
Sandy: Science makes EVERYTHING sound painful, Fluts.
Human Discord: And THAT'S just one of the many theories about multiversal laws. In some instances, multiverse travel is linked to time travel as a decision can create a branch in the timeline and that's how the alternate plains themselves are created.
Human Rainbow Dash: Like in Dragon Ball Z.
Human Discord: Honestly, I could go on and on about the theories of multiverse travel. But the thing I found recently intriguing is that... Universes can merge with each other. I mean, the whole merging thing seems to take a different turn when you figure THAT out.
Merlin: The funny thing is, the merging of different universes is quite common. Singular universes CAN merge into what we call, united universes. OUR home dimension is among them. They can be merged or separated artificially like ours, and in a few millennia, they can become permanently bonded with each other. Our UUniverses were rejoined fairly recently as the result of a war we ended later on after it was separated for safety measures. Another UUniverses like an alien-style one we helped end a villain dystopia from, have been permanently bonded as a result of being that way for eons.
Human Discord:... I never thought of that!
Sunset:... So, why call us?
Human Discord: Well, the info I gathered about your mission, seems to be connected to a theory I had about this universe in particular. If my theories are correct, given the lack of conflict and war like an anomaly, this universe is meant to be separated from any conflict whatsoever, and even though it STILL exists, it doesn't go to extremes higher than war, or even AT war.
Spike #2:... So, this universe... Is one of pacifism?
Human Discord: Well, not true pasifisum as small scale conflicts CAN exist in the form of petty arguments and several instences of peace disterbence. More like, adjacent peace. I mean, aside from some VERY good and miraculiouly uncorruptable politions, why else is crime practicly non-existent? There exists no crime synicate, no, terrorist organisation, no clished maniacal madmand with some kind of take over the world kind of nonsense going on, no, demons even! Not even in religen! It's like, our universe is a small scale lesser clone of a proper universe.
Twilight:... I guess it's all starting to make sense now. It explains why humans share the same qualities as us Equestrians. Somehow, this world seems to be of Equestrian origin.
Gazelle: How so?
Twilight: That much, I'm still trying to put togather.
Merlin: Well, I have heard stories about what Gods call 'Outer Gods'. Beings that are above Gods, are beyond good and evil, and are more complex, grand, and terrible, than anything that has existed, or ever will exist.
SpongeBob:... I seem to recall us dealing with one once or twice.
Merlin: Oh, yes. Bubbles knows a lot about them. He helped you out with the revival of the Main Drain's TRUE origin, when that outer god connected to it revised the timeline to where you'd stupidly pull it and destroy everything, but Bubbles undid it because it was a cheat of the Outer Gods' grand test.
Human Discord:... Outer... Gods?
Merlin: They live outside the boundaries of universes, or so I'm told. They are mostly amoral, and some of which own universes themselves, united or singular. Whenever a universe merges with another, the two owners have an election brought on by their respective universe gods to see who merges with who and who hosts the mind until it permanently bonds with him/her, effectively changing their psyche.
Human Discord:... Strange, but fascinating. So... What you might be saying is, that this universe MIGHT have an owner as well, and one what made us adjacently peaceful for some odd reason.
Merlin: You could say that.
Phil: Heck, I think he/she might've called us here to explain all the chaos going on around this dimension. If so, we'd better find him/her.
Human Discord: "Ohh, oh, can I come? I have SOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS TO ASK?!"
Lord Shen: "(Sighs).... Well, since your not usually AS obnoxious as the Discord we knew, you may come, but UNDERSTAND THE LIMIT OF PERSONAL SPACE?! Espeically with an OUTER GOD?! They have been known to not handle mortal nonsense and shenanigans well, ESPEICALLY NOT FROM ANNOYING ONES?!"
Human Discord: "But I can still ask questions, right?"
Sunset: "That kinda depends on what the Outer God is."
Icky: "Everyone is litterally diet Equestians! I think it's safe to say our outer god friend's around the lines of good amorality."
Lord Shen: "You could never know. It could just as easily be an Outer God that lost it's sense of following the rules and has gone rouge. This universe could not even be meant to exist! Do you know what happens to universes Outer Gods did not autherised?"
Patrick: "They get reprocessed like cars?"
Lord Shen: No, idiot! They are literally destroyed, and their creators are given an eternal punishment of torment!
Patrick:... AAAHHHHHH!! AS IF THEIR MAIN DRAIN STUNT MADE THEM MEAN ENOUGH!! NOW THEY DESTROY UNIVERSES WITH NO CARE FOR IT'S INHABITANTS?!?
Merlin: We've been over this, they don't care for mortals or any followers within the universes they govern. When it comes to people like us, they see us like ants, and wouldn't give a s*** if they stepped on us like them.
SpongeBob: It doesn't really make us any easier to understand them when it comes to how they run worlds.
Merlin: Well, it's not like we can do anything about it. It's like confronting a mountain, it hears nothing, and doesn't care. Outer Gods are just interested in a greater existence, and they simply do not appreciate renegade universes roaming across the multiverse without their consent. But that does not mean a moral center isn't apparent. It's just not easy to understand. Outer Gods are like the universe as a sentient being, which is essentially what they are, so getting to know them is like trying to count all the stars in the UUniverses. All their god followers do is play along with their decisions and understand them as best as they can.
Human Discord:... Now, I'm conflicted about whether or not I SHOULD meet them. They sound... Mean.
Sunset: Like I said, it depends on the Outer God.
Gazelle: "Well if that's the case, then we need to meet with particular universe creater and make him/her understand the greater legal trouble she could be in!"

The Legend of Coo

Sunset's House

Sunset: (She was still asleep as figures approached her in the shadows, as her barefeet were tickled, and she laughed) F-F-Flash, stop it! (She kicked the hand away and got up) Come on, we got a big da- (She saw that Flash was among agents in black suits) DAAAAAY?!?
Flash:... Sunset... They asked me to take them to you, so... It's DEFINITELY a good time to wake up.
Agent #1: Miss Sunset Shimmer. Get dressed, and come with us. We have some questions for you on the way back to HQ.
Sunset:... Questions?

Later...

SpongeBob: (He and the others were loaded in black government jeeps as they were still assessing what just happened)... Well, this happened!
Twilight: What happened?!?
Flash Sentry: Apparently, someone is requesting us to talk to them about what we've been seeing concerning this magic thing.
Agent #2: Our benefactor who has been working as our expert in the anomalies that occurred in this area in particular is requesting your presence. Nobody knows about what you saw, correct?
Sunset: Well, aside from the witnesses at school who saw them, no. We just keep it as far away from the public as possible to avoid unwanted attention.
Agent #1: Excellent. Then you are right to trust our benefactor.
Human Twilight:... Who exactly IS this benefactor?
Agent #3: The benefactor has ordered us to withhold that information so you can see for yourselves.
Twilight:... I suppose that's fair. So... When do we arrive?
Agent #1: We'll be there in a few minutes.
Human Twilight: Well, we'd better get comfortable.

CIA HQ

Icky: (Everyone was there)... Wow! The CIA! At least this place has badass law enforcement.
Lord Shen: I must ask, what does this 'benefactor' do for you?
Agent #2: Well, she does more than provide for us. Stories in the police, FBI, CIA, and the military tell of this benefactor knowing not just about the nature of our home, but she seems to possess vast knowledge of these anomalies. She says she knew government officials like Senator Malefor, but even President Yen Sid and Vice-President Ansem. She says she's a sort of mystery expert for them.
Agent #3: Sometimes, it's hard to understand where they found her, or where someone would POSSIBLY get this knowledge.
Agent #4: But she said to just roll with it.
Agent #1: She said that there was this group of girls who knew about this, and we needed to investigate them, AND ensure they meet this benefactor.
Sunset:... This benefactor seems to get around, doesn't she?
Agent #5: I KNOW, RIGHT?!?... Ahem, pardon my lack of professionalism, but yeah, she seems to tell of this particular legend about this dimensional witch named Coo. Strange how her name sounds like something a baby would say, but whatever.
Agent #6: But this legend says that-
Agent #1: I'll have to stop you right there. Let's let the benefactor explain the rest.

Meeting Coo

Discovering Fantasian Magic

Making Peace With Two Realms

Human Appearances

Shenzi, Banzai and Ed- All are still their normal colors. Shenzi looks simular to a punk gangster, Banzai simular to a lantino trouble maker, and Ed looking like a recently escaped mental patent with a broken straight-jacket.
Alex The Lion- Still in his normal colors. Dressed in over sytilesed suit in new-york symbolisum.
Marty- A black and white Chris Rock look-a-like. Wears a unfittingly snazy stripped suit.
Gloria- Grey, huge dress and tubby.
Melman- Tall, skinny, and goldish brown. Wears a hospital patent's clothes in Giraffe patterns.
Kaa- Skin simular to Kaa's skin color, Extremely skinny and covered in raggy clothing in Kaa's pattern.
Po, Shifu and the Furious five- Something among the lines of this. Just ignor Tai Lung in the end.
Iago- red, dresses in a red suit In familier to Iago's color patterns.
Mushu- Like a red Eddy Murthy in a chinese robe in Mushu's patterns.
Bagheera- Black, dressed like a sopifsicated gentlemen.
Baloo- Blue, dressed like a messy party animal.
The Penguins- Skipper is black and white and dressed like a drill sargent, Kolwalski has the same colors and dresses like a sciencetist, Rico has the same colors and looks like a reckless renigade, and Private has the same colors and looks like, well, a private.
Sir Hiss- Yellow, skinny, and looking like a medevil chanceller with the same cape and hat.
Sparx- Gold Yellow, Dressed like a fanisty village comic releif.
Sam and Max- Same colors, dressed like what they are, freelance police.
Brandy- Same color, same outfit.
Mr. Wiskers- Same color, same outfit.
Lola Boa- Same color, dresses in spanich woman attire (Mexico).
Ed the Otter- Same colors, dresses like Wiskers.
Max the cat- Same color, dresses like a homeless bum.
Mr. Dodo- Same color, same coat, now wears pants and huge orange boots.
Bill the Lizard- Same color, same clothes, only now has a english handlebar mustace and is covered in soot.
March Hare- Same color and clothes.
Dorm Mouse- Same color and clothes.
White Rabbit- Same color and clothes, only abit simular to Mr. Smee.
Thundra- Same color, dresses like mayen goddess.
The Monster crew (excluding Susan and Dr. Cockarouch who already had human forms shown in the movie and Insectasaurus due to being too big to come)- Missing Link has the same color, only looks like a steriotypical beach hunk, B.O.B. is the same color and looks like a morbidly obesed man.
Lucky Jack- Same color, dresses like a prospector.
Batty- Same color, in very loose straight-jacket.
Devon and Cornwall- Same color, still conjointed and fuse, only Devon's side has a sofisicated suit, and Cornwall's side has a under shirt.
The Digidesten's digimon- they turn into pet animals. Agumon's a dog, Patamon's a hamster, Byiomon's a pink canary, Palmon's an natual catcus, Gomamon's a fish, and Tentomon's a lady bug.
Boss Wolf- Same color, same outfit, only now has short hair with a ponytail resembling a wolf's tail.
Nutzy and Trigger- Same color, and same capes, only now dressed like medevil guards.
Dodger and the gang- All are the same color and dressed like new yorkers.
Archimedes- Same color Dresses like a cape-hooded wizard's assisent.
Ralth and Eddy- Same colors. Both dressed like Kaa.
Savio- Skinny, tall, and dresses like a recently escaped convict and looks like a spanich Hannibal Lector.
Pain and Panic- Human versons of their normal forms, only in greek clothes.
Creeper- Same clothes and color, only now in a hunchback like physical appearence.
Djon- Same clothes and color.
Shrek and Donkey- Shrek is his human form from the second movie, only in more modern attire. Donkey's a horse again.
Puss-in-Boots- A Zorro-recolor in orange.
Samson and his friends- Same colors, all dressed like new yorkers.
Friend Owl- Same color, dressed like a peaceful woodsmen.
Big Mama- Same colors, dresses like a humble farm woman.
Frank The Lizard- Same as Bill, but more austrailian and less dirty.
Krebbs- Same color, dressed like a recently escaped criminal with a ball-in-chain bound to him.
Dinky and Boomer- Same colors, dressed like bug hunters.
Uncle Waldo- Same colors, dresses like a wash-out drunk.
Napoleon and Lafayette- Same colors, dress in sterio typical french attire.
Si and Am- Same colors, dressed like asian twins.
Jumbaa and Pleakly- Same color and attire, only NOT aliens.
Peng- Same color and clothes.
Lian- Same color and clothes.
Count Razoff- Same outfit as a human
Chimera- Something like this.
Thunderclap, the Dactyls, and the Raptors- The Dactls all look like outlaws with long trenchcoats with wing-like sleves, while the raptors resemble typical hillbillies.
Duke Weaselton- Still in the same attire as a human.
Fu-Xi- Same color, dresses in a hooded robe in snake theming with his skin batterns, looks battle damaged. He wears an upset face due to having arms and legs.
Oscar, Poppy, Buck and Harchi- Same colors, Oscar dressed like a wondering outcast, Poppy dressed like a female desert bandit leader, Buck dresses like a skinny bandit, and Harchi dresses like a stronger bandit.