The Truth of Holder's Boulder

The Truth of Holder's Boulder is the 36th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After their most-recent time with the Pie family in 'Hearthbreakers', the Lodgers and Mane Six decide to spend some time at the rock farm, and Celestia even managed to convince the Unicorn Council to temporarily let the in-custody Starlight join in as well. Though trouble ends up appearing again, even at a time of year like Christmas/Hearth's Warming. Ever since he had seen 'Hearthbreakers', Junjie and his cronies once again decide to stir up trouble for Equestia, ignoring Cobra's rule of not doing evil on Christmas time. Upon arrival on the farm, Junjie discovers something interesting about the Pie family's most prized possession of Holder's Boulder, and that it may not really be an actual boulder, but an imprisoned egg of a cross between a Rock Golem and a Parrot Dragon that was sealed there by the Celestial sisters a while back because it was being too destructive with the devouring of mountains and causing rock slides that were threatening pony and mythical being civilization. They manage to lure the heroes away, and speak with the Pies. At first, they thought Junjie and friends were being a bunch of morons and stated the boulder's origins of being found by their ancestor. But Junjie, having been able to steal another secret file of Celestia, revealed that Grandfather Pie was actually a member of the Royal Guard who was charged with his entire family to guard the imprisoned creature known as Devourus the Mountain-Eater for many of their generations, but that he must keep it a secret from the family and made it up as a lucky egg-shaped charm. The Pies were shocked and disheartened that all this time, their beloved family procession, is really an imprisonment of a dishastor-causing beast. Junjie then proceeded to impatently use an exspearimental device of Galaxhar's, dispite his warnings, to use it to counter act the Elements harmonic magic and re-free Devourus. Problem is, Devourus was freed as a baby. And it mistook Junjie as it's mother. Momentarly embarissed in more ways then one, Junjie learned to make lemonaide out of the lemons with the fact that Devourus was at least freed, albeit WAY more infentile then he hoped. Knowing that Devourus wasn't intentionally evil, at the least, he just couldn't control his eating habits and is the missing baby of a titanic Rock Titan and a Titanic Dragon, Junjie plans to correct that by raising Devourus in darkness. Limestone and Marble, feeling sympathic for the confused creature, with Maud's help, were able to momentarly distract Junjie and his cronies with a "Who's the better Dreamworks Villain" arguement and managed to take Devourus away while their parents do what they can to make sure the villains don't notice the deception. Now the three sisters need to be able to get the heroes back from their situation before a more truely evil Devourus is born. And even then, what is to become of Devourus afterwords?

Transcript

Chpater 1: Junjie's New Plan for Holder's Boulder

Last October Priorly....

• The Villain Leage Fortress was seen....
• Cobra's voice: "JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
• A magical exploudion was heard as well as Junjie's scream!?
• Inside Junjie's room, a physically and emotionally wounded Junjie flops into the floor as he was burned badly.
• A banaged and bruzed Tai Lung, Galaxhar, and Makunga came in as well.
• Galaxhar: "Wow, Mang was REALLY mad over Junjie's attempt to awake the spirits of the dead and bring them to process Pumpkins to create a Halloween invadsion force."
• Makunga: "Helps little that we were beaten EPICLY as a result."
• Tai Lung: "At least we only get punished harshly by the Lougers. Junjie's always the one who suffers the worse of Mang's abuse."
• Junjie: "..... Gentlemen..... Please take me to my television so I can ease my pain by watching TV."
• Makunga: "Ok, fine."
• The trio lifted Junjie up and placed him on a chear.
• Galaxhar grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.
• TV: "Coming up next on Discovery Kids Channel, on the newest episode of MLP:FIM, Pinkie Pie takes Applejack and the apples to see her family the pies, but trouble starts brewing when well intentions ended up causing Holder's Boulder to fall from it's spot."
• Galaxhar: "Oh Gazzpooned the Ponies, nex-"
• Junjie: "NO WAIT?! I want to watch this!"
• Tai Lung: "..... Junjie, are you becoming a Brony?"
• Junjie slaps Tai Lung hard in the face
• Junjie: "NO YOU IDIOT?! I only watch the show to keep track of any new things in Equestria to take advantage of! And THIS is my only chance! Also, didn't any of you realised that the Blouder on the TV looked SUSPICIOUSLY like an egg!?"
• Makunga:... I'm actually curious as to why they would introduce a CHRISTMAS episode when it's on the month of Halloween.
• Galaxhar: Because I read the episode schedules, and it turns out, the Season 5 Finale is coming BEFORE Christmas. That fact speaks for itself.
• Makunga:... So... Does this episode happen in the future, or what?
• Junjie: Probably so. But it's best we not debate on debacles of chronological mis-steps, and just see what happens.

1 Episode Watching Later...

• Junjie:... So... That thing... Is supposed to be a DRAGON'S EGG?!?... DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
• Tai Lung:... You're kidding, right? That thing is OBVIOUSLY just a rock! If it wasn't, it would've cracked when falling from that accident.
• Makunga: Is this another one of your delusions?
• Junjie: NO! But you heard the old pony, the pink one's ancestors found it in a DRAGON'S NEST AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF!!... So... You must know what we're involved in when one says 'as old as time itself'.
• Makunga/Tai Lung/Galaxhar: The First Cartoonian War.
• Junjie: EXACTLY! I think there must be a reason why that thing is as hard as a rock. It could be anything! Like, an egg for a Darkspawn dragon that was in stasis for eons, or maybe even something related to a yet to be known greater evil in equestia! But whatever the case, we need to find out what, and use it to our advantage!
• Galaxhar:... I still call bulls*** and say it's still a rock. Perhaps it was a rock that had SOME kind of significance to the Darkspawn, or might've even belonged to Tirek. Heck, it might not have ANYTHING to do with Darkspawn and wasn't nessersarly as old as the REAL first war's time. "As old as time itself" tends to vary abit. Either way, it's best not to take the risk and not let Lord Cobra be up in your ass for pursuing what turned out to be nothing.
• Junjie: "Well obviously not RIGHT AWAY gentlemen! By all means, I'm still for taking a brief break and wait for Mang to ease up on his usual tandrums over me."
• Makunga: "Expect it to be a long wait. Cause it's only a matter of time before Celestia arrives and-"
• Familier voice: "MANNNG?!"
• Cobra was heard screaming!
• Galaxhar: "..... Oh good gigity splouch, we're gonna end up having the fortress exploud again."
• Tai Lung: "We don't know that! Maybe this time it'll just be Mang getting zapped and-" (A Demoman KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sound was heard as the entire fortress blew up in magical energy, and all the villains were heard moaning in pain)
• Blowhole: AA-AA-AA-AA-AAOOW!!
• Jafar: WHAT THE DEVIL?!?
• Junjie:... And we're screwed.
• Cobra: JUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
• Junjie:... And now we're even MORE screwed.

By November.

• The Leage Fortress is still recovering from the visit of Celestia as Junjie and the trio are seen doing back-breaking labor.
• Junjie: "At least this humiliating back-breaking labor offers a stronger excuse for us to not right away seeking out the Blouder as suppose to just a break alone."
• Galaxhar: "So, unrelated note, I heard this is the month that "Good Dinosaur" Movie comes out."
• Makunga: "Well, I have a feeling it's gonna end up being like Cars: Pretty to look at, but not ground-breaking amazing. I mean, it also has the problem that it doesn't seem to have very accreate dinosaur designs, I kid you not, I mean-"
• Tai Lung: "When have Dinosaurs EVER been accreate in movies, let alone a disney production?"
• Galaxhar: "Oh and not just those clay-mation movies. Know of Jurrassic Park? The worse offender of sciencetific inaccreateness!"
• Makunga: I'm sure THAT can be perfectly explained though. They say that the dinosaur DNA was blended with other animals, so the Dilophosaurus might've inherited the frills of a frilled lizard and the spit of a spitting cobra.
• Tai Lung: THEN EXPLAIN THE RAPTORS' SIZE!! They were not supposed to be human-sized.
• Galaxhar:... I suppose that CAN be explained a bit. They DID use Velociraptor, but what if they meant Utahraptor?... (They were confused)... The largest species of raptor discovered?
• Junjie:... I always thought it was Gigantoraptor. And that explanation makes no sense whatsoever! If they DID plan to call it Utahraptor, why would they change it to Velociraptor, KNOWING it was not as big?
• Makunga: Maybe-
• Junjie: NO MAYBES! Besides, this isn't about Jurassic Park, this is/WAS about Good Dinosaur.
• Tai Lung:... Why, though? What makes THAT movie so special?
• Junjie:... You're asking that from a DISNEY movie? AKA the franchise that is LEGENDARY to children of all ages?
• Tai Lung: Yeah, and the one that made Pinocchio a PG movie for using words like 'jackass'?
• Junjie: HEY, don't blame them, cartoons back then were careless with their comedy and had LITTLE understanding of profanity. You look at ANY old-age cartoon and you tell me how many 'jackass' jokes are heard... As well as racism, alcohol, drugs, and other naughty stuff. Besides, Disney was just starting it's career.
• Tai Lung: Well-
• Junjie: NO WELLS!
• Cobra: HEY, THIS ISN'T BREAK TIME! YOU GET BACK TO FINISHING THE DAMAGE YOU DID BEFORE I HAVE MALEFICENT ZAP YOUR ASSES!! And don't give me the "It was Celestia's doing" crap, IT WAS YOUR FAULTS SHE EVEN DID THIS TO BEGIN WITH! It counts as YOUR mess!
• Tai Lung: Why can't you just do that yourself-
• Cobra: SILENCE!!! (They quickly got back to work)

By November's end.

• The Leage Fortress is just about finished.
• Cobra sees that Junjie and the trio were struggling.
• Cobra: "Well, in one hand Junjie, I commend thy for helping in someway putting the Fortress back togather again. In another, we lost alot of time in 2015 and lost a chance to really commit some nasty doings in this year. Now, Christmas and the Month of December will come up, and we ALL know, that it's forbidden to mess with people during the holidays unless it's t'was provoked."
• Galaxhar: "Well it's not like it would really change anything if we did nothing."
• Cobra: "Maybe so, but by doing nothing, we would at least avoid having our coal intake being less extreme and PAINFUL!? Is that clear?"
• Tai Lung: "I suppose that is considered rather impourent and all."
• Junjie: "That's ironic from someone who caused Copperfang to bring forth the curse of grouchiness onto the world."
• Cobra: "THAT was because I was provoked into it! And in hindsight... I may've made it too personal cause of, appearently messing with a christmas target, AND a relitive of one of the lougers. Point being, we'd at least owe it to those people to lay it off on Christmas for an otherwise year-round dose of our daily rotines. Do I make myself, CLEAR?!"
• Junjie: "(Grumbles)."
• Cobra: "Well, better then defience I suppose. NOW GET BUSY!?"

After the construction was finished early December.

• Junjie angerly opened the door to his room and stomped in!
• The trio followed in.
• Junjie: "I thought we were NEVER gonna be finished. Never, EVER, have I been so HUMILIATED?! Subugated like a worker?! Over something that wasn't even my fault?! Celestia was the one who destroyed the lair, not me?!"
• Makunga: "Well you were the one who provoked her and-"
• Junjie: "BESIDES, THE POINT!? It still SICKENS me to NO end that the leage LOST it's appresiation for extremeisum!? Gentlemen, we're gonna have to risk disobeying the rule and making our move for Holder's Blouder THIS month!?"
• Music is heard as Junjie climbed up his room's stairs as some of Junjie's leopards appear around the quickly confused trio!
• Junjie: "This month, extremeisum shall ultamately preveil against the annoying misfits! THIS MONTH, we, shall, STRIKE!?"
• The Music picks up tempo as Junjie laughs!
• Makunga: "Oh boy, here we go again!"

Junjie sang this!

Tonight We Strike

• Junjie: "And now, gentlemen, we must devised the perfect stragity to get a file that would contain the Holder's Blouder! And it has to be completed.... By christmas. (Chuckles)."

Eventally, on the Week of Chirstmas.

• The two same guards from The Biggest Conspiracy of The Sun Princess were seen.
• Guard 1: "..... Ever get that feeling that, history is about to repeat itself?"
• Guard 2: "You mean Deza vu?"
• Guard 1: "Well, yeah. The last time we were on swift, something bad happened and-"
• Tai Lung appeared from nowhere and split-kick the two unconjustus!
• Tai Lung: "..... Ok Junjie.... It's clear."
• Junjie, Galaxhar and Makunga appeared.
• Junjie: "Exsellent. Gentlemen, proceed to enter the file room."
• The group did that.
• Junjie: "Galaxhar, pin-point the filer that holds Holder's Blouder."
• Galaxhar pulled out a scanner and found a filer that hold the requested file.
• Galaxhar: "Under section H."
• Makunga pulled the drawer and checked around the other H starting files and found the requested one.
• Junjie: "..... Just as I suspected."
• Junjie grabbed the file and opens it as he started to laugh wickedly.
• Junjie: "Little do those stupid horses realise.... Holder's boulder, holds a deadly secret...."
•  Jinjie giggles wickedly as the scene fades but his eyes on the Pie Rock Farm where the egg-shaped blouder was seen.

Chapter 2: Christmas with Amish Rock Farmers

The Train.

• Icky: "So, Applejack, you've tecnecally met Pinkie's Amish family before, what were they like?"
• Applejack: Bland as a rock... Literally! Hearth's Warming is different for them at a MASSIVE degree. Last week was a bit of a pain for us dealing with it. We tried lightening up their spirits, but... Then we learned that we instead had to SHARE our traditions, and not force them. Now we're going to spend Christmas with them.
• Pinkie: Well, don't expect them to be straight-forward about it, because the pie family ansistery lived far from what Pi-... Uh... You-know-who, had done in the past. They don't even know what Christmas is. And... I sure hope they won't mind were celebrating yet ANOTHER holiday with them.
• Kairi: Indeed. I've seen that episode a while back, and I already know how your family is. I'll try and not temper Limestone, and be a little careful with Marble.
• Icky: Oh, yeah, I know Limestone TOO well. That bitch can be pretty rough. (Gilda slaps him) OW!
• Gilda: Let's not insult the annoying pink one's family, Ickster!
• Pinkie: Oh, it's okay, a lot of ponies call her that when they meet her in person. Even Pred one time did it when he... Well... Heard about Holder's Boulder being from a dragon's nest. It was NOT pleasant.

Cutaway

• Pred: WHERE'S THE DRAGON EGG?!?
• Igneous: Mr. Des, Holder's Boulder is just a mere egg-shaped rock!
• Limestone: AND YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH IT, TOUGH GUY!
• Pred: Oh, a wise pony, huh? If I DO touch it, what're you gonna do about it, huh? You couldn't even kill a dragonling if given the chance.
• Limestone: Is that a challenge, pal?
• Pred: (Takes out his sword) JUST TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN EGG IS! THAT THING CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HATCH!!
• Quartz: Mr. Des, if that thing WERE an egg, it would've hatched by now. It's just a boulder shaped like an egg. Now please leave before you make a scene!
• Pred: Not until I find what I'm looking for! GIRLS, SEARCH THE PLACE! (The three sisters enter the house and search)
• Igneous: UPON MY WORD, MR. DES, ARE YOU BREAKING INTO OUR HOME?!?
• Pred: I prefer to call it a warrantless scearh! I'm doing what I must!
• Chain: Uh, daddy, is it that thing over there? (Points out the Boulder)
• Sharp-Pay: "Ok, HOW DID WE MISSED THAT!?"
• Pred:... HOLY S***!! THAT'S A BIG EGG! THAT THING MUST BE DESTROYED!
• Limestone: DON'T YOU DARE, OR I'LL- (Sharp-Pay points her sword at her)
• Pred: (They went outside to attack it, only for it to be as hard as a rock)... What?... (Tries again)... BLASTED EGG IS DURABLE!!
• Igneous: BECAUSE IT IS MERELY A ROCK, GOOD SIR!!
• Pred: Oh, yeah? Well, let's see what happens if I do THIS! (Kicks the boulder off the cliff)
• Limestone: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The boulder hits the ground and doesn't smash)...
• Pred: (Surprised as his jaw dropped and a ching sound was heard)
• Chain:... What do you know, the Pies were right.
• Quartz: INDEED! Now you can just spend the rest of your wasted time bringing the thing back up that hill! And if you think about leaving, we're calling the royal guard!
• Pred: Joke's on you, the Unicorn Council gives me immunity to any of this. I don't have to do s*** for you Amish jerks. And how are you going to 'call' them? You're AMISH! You reject technology!
• Axe-Rella: Uh, dad, you do know this is the family of Pinkie Pie, right?
• Pred:... What? That party pony of the Mane Six? I thought they were just some random Amish Pie family.
• Igneous: Exactly. You're going to be in some serious trouble if you don't fix your mess! So either get Holder's Boulder back up here, ON YOUR OWN, or risk another goodly beating from the Shell Lodgers!
• Pred:... (Growls angrily) DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! (The word echoes)...

Present

• Pinkie: It took them a week to bring the boulder back up the hill, but they did it well.
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah, serves that douche nozzle right for messing with Pinkie's family.
• Pony #1: Excuse me, mam, there are fillies present!
• Rainbow Dash:... Sorry.
• Fluttershy: "Well, the thing is, Pred is still not convinced that Holder's Blouder really is just an egg-shaped rock. He just felt it was just an extremely and really really really REALLY hard egg."
• Icky: "Oh boy. Something tells me Pred is once again an issue here."
• Twilight: "Don't worry. I made sure the Train Station is aware of him this time in light of that fiasco. They would never come with in even a breathing distence of this area."
• Unknown to our heroes, Pred and the Sisters and Hidden Shadow were in disguise.
• Po: "Do you think it would be possable to introduse Christmas to those guys since they likely never heard of it?"
• Applejack: "I'm sure as long as we ain't forceful about it."
• Icky: "Forceful? Us? What do you ya take us for, the Spanich Inquizition?"

This happened.

Python No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

• Sandy: "Wha.... WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?"
• Spanich Inquizition guys: "Ok."
• They left.
• Starlight: ".... Does that happen alot?"
• Icky: "You get used to it."

Train Station.

• Our heroes and the disguised Pred and co get off the train, with the Disguised Pred group hiding off.
• Pinkie: "(Inahles), ahhhhhhhhh. Do you not love the smell of the rocky mountain air?"
• Shenzi: "It kinda looks like a less boney verson of the Elephant Graveyard."
• Banzai: "Yeah, if it ever snows in Africa that is."
• Skipper: So where is this Amish rock farm that your family lives in?
• Pinkie: Follow me, and I'll show you. (They all went off and travelled over a hill until they reached Pinkie's family's rock farm)... There it is!
• Icky:... Wow... As bland as a rock.
• ???: (Monotone) Hello. (Maud Pie appeared)
• Pinkie: MAUD! (She hugged her)
• Maud:... Hooray.
• Icky:... As bland as ever.
• Gilda: Icky, what did I say about insulting the family?
• Maud: We've been waiting for you for a while. Though... I'm not sure all your friends can fit in the house.
• Pinkie: Oh, even I question how they get around in such a large group. But we just roll with it like the Pinkie Sense.
• Kowalski: Which... Personally surprises me.
• Pinkie: Well, come on, let's go have some fun! (They left as the disguised Pred and his daughters were sneaking behind them)
• Chain:... Oh, boy, are we gonna smash us an egg. And this time, there will be no more embarrassments. (Woody laughs until Axe-Rella stuffs her hoof in her mouth)
• Axe-Rella: QUIET, YOU RETARD!!! We're trying to eavesdrop and take them by surprise!
• Pred: Yes. And this time, we're using dynamite to blow that egg sky-high. I don't know WHY those Amish idiots would find worth in a dragon's nest, but they're just asking for danger to rear it's ugly head and devour them unless it is aborted. That egg CANNOT be allowed to hatch! Now follow me! (They snuck down to the rock farm)

Later...

• Igneous: Well, I have heard tall tales about your Lodger allies, Pinkie, but I never thought they would be THIS numerous.
• Pinkie: Oh, I'm sure it benefits them regardless, daddy. They're like an army now, and they could kick villain butt even in fewer numbers.
• Quartz:... Well, I am impressed. I'm sure they would like their stay in our home.
• Limestone: As long as they don't touch Holder's Boulder!
• Iago: Trust me, Abrasive Pie, we wouldn't DREAM of throwing that big fat boulder off a cliff.
• Twilight: Though we might have to think about protecting it in case Pred decides to show up again.
• Limestone: Yeah, you do that. Ever since that cowmare's incident on Heart's Warming, I find it hard to trust strangers. Word reached that some of you are either weird, stupid, or just plain-old chickens.
• Patrick: (Eating popcorn) HEY! We are NOT chickens! (Realizes he dropped his popcorn and gasps) My popcorn! (Pecks it like a chicken)
• Limestone:... (Sighs) We're hosed.
• Quartz: Limestone, please calm down. It's the year where we're supposed to celebrate this outsider holiday of Christmas, and I feel we owe it to respect them.
• Pinkie: Yeah. This'll be the best Christmas ever! Right, Marble?
• Marble:... Mmm-hmm.
• Gloria:... Wow... That's... Surprisingly adorable.
• Po: As adorable as Fluttershy.
• Marty: Well, the two are shy, I feel that bronies have mentally enslaved themselves to being invested with shy characters. (Marble blushes)
• Twilight: Okay, let's just get ready. There's only 2 more days until Christmas, so let's not waste anymore time.

Dinner Table.

• Icky: "So, I bet this is the part where ya serve Rock-Soup, eh? Well, would it be cool if we share with ya some of our more vegitarian holiday feasts?"
• Igneous: "I see no general reason to object."
• Icky: "Hatter, do your stuff."
• Mad Hatter: Easier done then said! (Chuckles as he takes out multiple vegetarian meals across the table, including soups, stews, salads, meat-like plant material, and so on)... Dinner is served. Now who wants tea?
• March Hare: Just half a cup if you don't mind. (Literally splits a cup as tea is poured into it and it magically doesn't go out)
• Limestone: HOW IN THE HE... Okay, Limestone, keep your cool, they're just weird like that.
• Quartz:... Well, I must say, this seems like a nice meal. You even got Amish potato salad.
• Applejack: I even took the time to get us a few apple dinners.
• Igneous: And... You just kept all that in the mad one's hat?
• Mad Hatter: That's right. There's also other dishes I feel you ponies can feel accustomed to. We got some soup, borscht, chowder, dumplings, noodles, vegetarian meats, rolls, and a few desserts made by your daughter including whoopie pies, cakes, pies, fruit cakes...
• Po: And one of my personal favorite non-Chinese pastries: Monkey bread! YUMMY!!
• Twilight: Easy there, tiger! We haven't said grace yet.
• Igneous: Indeed.
• Banzai: Normally, I'd object to that to just get straight to the food, but this is an Amish home which takes that stuff VERY seriously, so I won't be a douche and roll with it. (They held hands)
• Igneous: Dear Celestia, we thank you for giving us the blessing of meeting our daughter's new friends, and grand protectors of our beautiful world. Even though we have never heard of Christmas until this very day, and have yet to understand how it works. They even give us the promise of this very food which we had never been introducd to since the founding of Equestria and the end of the Second Windigo Ice Age, and have never been tasted by our Amish community since the bakery business left our community following the unfortunate death of Equestrian founder, baker, and early hero, Sweet Cookie, who we feel has passed her grand skills of baking, bravery, and defending to our beautiful daughter, and we may not also forget about Sweet Cookie's friends, who remind us very dearly of Pinkie's friends in Ponyville, and how much Hearth's Warming, as well as this new holiday, represents. Please deliver us blessing into this dinner that gave us the joy of being reminded of the wonderful ancient times of Equestria, and forever more continue to do so as long as time turns. Amen. (They stop and begin to eat)

Elsewhere.

• Pred and the sisters were unpacking gear and explosives from their bags from well conceiled areas.
• Chain: "Ya know, I'm surprised we managed to get away with taking dangerious objects with us on a train."
• Axe-Rella: "Well, admitingly, yeah. Ya think those people would be more thorough on our bags."
• Sharp-Pay: "It clearly helped we were disguised. Otherwise, if we were stupid enough to come here as ourselves, THEN that's where the airport-like inspections arise."
• Chain looked another direction.
• Chain: "Uh, guys? Did any of you expected to see..... A fox, a Snow Leopard, a Lion, and an Elf-Eared Octopus man?"
• Axe-Rella: "Uh, no, why?"
• Chain: "Cause I think I see them heading for the farm."
• Pred donned a concerned face, and looks to see Junjie and pals sneaking about.
• Pred: "Aw, piss! I wager I'm not the only one that knows that egg is an egg! Quickly girls, we got to follow those lot! Shade, keep an eye on the Lougers."
• The group splited up.

Chapter 3: An Abominable Diversion/Junjie and Cronies Attack

Pie Farm.

• Junjie and the trio arrived.
• The four picked up a rock and digged a big enough hole to hide under.
• Junjie picks up a walkie talkie.
• Junjie: "Leopard team, are you ready to deploy the surprise?"
• Leopard: "At your command."
• Junjie: "Good. Do it now."
• From Galaxhar's space Station, it fired a huge container that sprialed straight torwords the planet of Equestia, and land exactly where the Pie Farm was!
• Junjie and the trio kept hidden in their rock.
• The Concerned Heroes come out to investigate.
• The container was seen smoking, as a monster growl was heard, banging on the container until, BLAM?!
• The smoke settled as it reveiled one of Mang's most dangerious abominations: The Dragoon. (This one)
• The Creature roared as it flew away from the area.
• Icky: "..... AW CRAP, ANOTHER ONE OF MANG'S FREAKS!? REALLY!?"
• Po: "Ok, either Mang desided to be ballzy on the holidays again, or someone stolen one of his freaks and sent him here!"
• Shifu: "Either way, we must bring down the monstrosity at once!?"
• Lord Shen: "AFTER IT!?" (They went after the abomination, and when they were gone, the group went out from under the rock)
• Junjie: Now's our chance! You got the holographic disguises ready, Galaxhar?
• Galaxhar: As they'll ever be. (Activates the disguises, and they automatically disguise the villains with different attire)...
• Junjie:... We look fantastic. This will be sure to fool them. Let's go! (They all went to the door, and knocked as the Pies answered it)
• Tai Lung: My word, it seems the Lodgers are putting up a great fight with that monster.
• Junjie: Yes, but I'm sure they got it handled, Mr. Tiber Lungsten.... Oh, you're here.
• Igneous:... And... What pray tell can we do for you?
• Junjie: "Ah, yes, we're a group of archiologiests and we are interested in the fozzelised dinosaur egg you processed."
• Igneous: "(Sighs), (Quietly) Sweet Celestia, not again. (Openly) Look, my fine esteamed gentlemen from some museum that I most likely had've not heard of cause of your alien nature, I know you must've come a long way, but I do must insist that Holder's Blouder is not a egg. Neither of Dragon, OR, Dinosaur origin. It's merely a rock that is egg-shaped."
• Limestone: "YEAH, SO SCRAM?!"
• Limestone angery closes the door on them!
• Makunga: "..... Seriously Junjie? You never figured they dealt with Archiologists asking for that damn thing before?"
• Junjie: "Shut up!"
• Galaxhar changed their disgusies to something else.
• The door was knocked and the Pie family returned.
• Junjie: "Are you Igneous Pie?"
• Igneous: "I be he."
• Junjie: "CAUSE YOU JUST WON 1 TRILLION DOLLARS!?"
• Igneous: "Why, thank ya kindly, but I don't ever recall entering a contest or a sweepstakes as of late. Also, our rock farm business has already left us with a comfertable fortune of zillions."
• The 4 dropped their jaws!
• Limestone: "I know, that's surprising a rock farm makes that much. You'd be surprised how profitable rocks are in concerns with rock-yard prisons. They pay good money to have the finest rocks for socity's scum to pay their depts with."
• Makunga: "BUT WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE LIVING IN LUXERY!?"
• Igneous: "Our money is spended on things truely worthwhile: Care for our farm, our food, our tools, sometimes to repair our home from a rockslide or an earthquake, or whenever of an emergeny."
• Limestone: "NOW GET LOST?!"
• Limestone slams the door again!
• Junjie: "...... OK, SCREW IT, SCREW IT, LET'S JUST BUST IN THERE AND KICK THEIR ASSES!?"
• Galaxhar turns off the disguse the the four barged in!
• Fight sounds and screams are heard!

Later...

• Maud: (The Pies are tied up)... (Monotone) Oh, no, we're in trouble.
• Limestone: (Shrugs) Maud, I love you and all, but your monotone behavior is actually not helping right now.
• Tai Lung: "Oh yeah, I forgotten how ANNOYING that was when we were after you for the Rainbow Rock."
• Marble gulped.
• Limestone: "SO YOU WERE THE JERKS THAT KIDNAP MY SISTER FOR THAT!?"
• Igneous: What is the meaning of this?!?
• Junjie: You all are going to give us Holder's Boulder.
• Limestone: OHHHH, IS THAT IT?!? SWEET CELESTIAL ALICORNS, HOW MANY OTHER BASTARDS EVEN WANT OUR GREATEST HEIRLOOM?!? I SAID IT BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, IT'S JUST A GODDAMN ROCK!!
• Makunga: Yell anymore, and we'll snap your neck! And don't think for a minute that my weight leaves me incapable of such! (Brings out a log and breaks it in half almost effertlessly) BOO-YAH! Got it, sister?
• Limestone: (Makes a shocked face)... Okay.
• Quartz: Just let them have the Boulder. I'm sure the Lodgers will handle it, and these guys will learn it the hard way just like Pred did.
• Junjie: Now that's what I like to hear. And FYI, the Lodgers are going to be occupied for a while. We'll be gone before they even arrive. Nothing is going to-
• ???: Watch the karma there, foxy-loxy! (Pred and the daughters arrived) And leave the Pies alone!
• Chain: YEAH, LEAVE THE PIES ALONE!... I'm hungry! (Goes up to the pies on the dinner table and eats one)
• Junjie: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PREJUDICIAL MURDERERS COME FROM?!?... Let me guess... You want to destroy what WE want?
• Axe-Rella: That's right, Junjie! Whatever's in that thing, we're not going to let you use it for evil!
• Pred: So leave this place, surrender the Pies AND the Boulder, or we're going to do this the hard way! (They all took out their weapons)
• Junjie:... Are those weapons supposed to scare me? You have NO idea how many people pointed swords at my face. It's happened so many times, I've gotten used to it.
• Pred: That's because you're a KING FU MASTER!
• Junjie: So is he! (Points at Tai Lung)... We can all beat you without even breaking a sweat. So I recommend YOU leave, and mind your own business.
• Pred: THIS IS MY BUSINESS, FOX-HOLE!! LET THEM GO!!
• Sharp-Pay: Yeah, don't make us yell for the Shell Lodgers!
• Junjie:... You WOULDN'T!
• Sharp-Pay: WOULD SO!!
• Pred: Actually, we can't. If we got the Lodgers involved, we'd be punished as well. We ARE trying to destroy a "Beloved Heirloom" after all. Now let's all be rational, and-
• Igneous: Here's a thought, why don't YOU ALL LEAVE! What you both are fighting for is going to get you nowhere. The Boulder is not an egg, and that's all there is to it.
• Pred: (Points his sword at him) Your words mean NOTHING, you Amish p****! Now keep silent, and we'll make sure you don't suffer from what these morons will do.
• Maud: "I'm pretty sure rescuers aren't suppose to insult and threaten the people they're saving."
• Pred: "Oy, in my defence, I'm pretty much saving you from an otherwise preventable situation had it not been for that egg. By all counts, I'm saving you all from your own stupidity. So I earned the right to be rude to you twats."
• Junjie: Oh, as if you guys are any better. Ponies already think you're a disgrace, what makes you think destroying this egg will earn you any praise? They'll just think of you as a rotten aborter! I'm sure you've killed LOTS of pregnant non-ponies, and were scolded for it. You're an outdated hero, and that's all you'll ever be!
• Pred:... You just sealed your fate, Junjie! GIRLS, ATTACK! (They all fought each other)
• Galaxhar was dodge reflexfully away from Chain's attacks!
• Makunga was running and dodging Axe-Rella's ax!
• Tai Lung battled Sharp-Pay head-on, sword and all!
• Junjie took on Pred and managed to never get even a minor cut from Pred's blade!
• The resulting battle ended up wrecking the Pie home! It lead to the destruction of the table, the furniture, some windows, even the fireplace and the rock spultures.
• Igneous: "OUR HEARTHS-WARMING CARVINGS?!"
• Tai Lung slammed Sharp-Pay into a rock collection!
• Maud Pie: "The Rocks. (Monotonely) Noooooooooooooo."
• Limestone sighed.
• Galaxhar dodged another attack from Chain as her weapon ended up destroying the Christmas tree.
• Quarts: "THE TREE!?"
• Junjie blocked an attack from Pred with a record player, resulting in it's destruction.
• Limestone: "GRANNY PIE'S RECORD PLAYER!?"
• Makunga started to throw presents at Axe-Rella, who used her ax to chop them away!
• Limestone: "Oh and there goes the Lougers' gifts to our family?!"
• It eventally lead to when Junjie tricked Pred into slicing a family portit in half!
• Quarts: "OUR FAMILY PORTRIT!?"
• Eventally, Galaxhar quickly pulled out a ray gun that zapped and disabled Chain, Makunga bodyslammed Axe-Rella, smacked away the ax and held her down, Tai Lung nerved attacked Sharp-Pay, and Junjie ultamately gave Pred a Kung-Fu smack-down and knocked him unconjustus!
• The house was left in ruins....
• Marble shed a tear....
• Marble: ".... Our...... Our home......"

Chapter 4: The Truth of Holder's Boulder Revealed

Later.

• Pred and the sisters were tied with the Pie family as they were dragged out into the area of Holder's Blouder.
• Junjie: "Now, if there is to be NO MORE surprises, I am gonna ultamately proved that your precious heirloom is NOT what you think. But first, alittle side-story. Initionally, I thought it had something to do with Darkspawn, namely Tirek cause it was "As old as time itself"..... But it was ultamately proven false by, (brings out the stolen file) this file, from the royal secret file cabinets of Celestia herself."
• Maud Pie: "(Reads) The Stone Egg of Devourus the Mountain Eater? (Talking) I once studied the legend of Devourus. He was once the off-spring of a Giant Rock Golum and a titanic Parrot Dragon. It really loved to eat rocks. But the only rocks big enough to satisfy it's hunger, were mountains."
• Junjie: "Oh of course you would know, ROCK-NERD?! I wager you even know what became of it afterwords."
• Maud Pie: "It's like the legend goes."

Flashback.

• (Maud Pie): "When Devourus was a grown-up, his destructive eating hapits lead great concern to Ponykind, as because.... Devourus was infamous as a messy eater, because his eating of mountains caused rock-slides that endangered near-by villages."
• Rock-slides were seen forming from a giant parrot-like mouth eating the side of the mountain as rocks fall onto villages, cause retreating ponies to leave!
• (Maud Pie): "The Royal Family were forced to intervined, and used the elements to turn the Mighty Devourus into something that can never be a threat again.... A great, Majestic, Rock-Egg, with a shell litterally as hard as the hardest of rocks. However, once so, the egg mysteriously vanished, and was never seen again."

Reality.

• Maud Pie: "There was many thories on what happened to the egg, but none were ever proven."
• Junjie: "Well, that because, your beloved Celestia, DESIDED TO KEEP WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO IT A SECRET?! Read it and WEEP, smartass!?"
• Junjie shoves the file into Maud's face.
• Maud Pie: "...... Ordenarly, I don't like to read serious secrets, but if it's meant to prove to you that Holder's Blouder and The Stone Egg of Devourus are not one and the same, then very well."
• Maud Looks at the file.
• Maud Pie: "(Reads) This classifived file is for royal eyes only unless emergeny."

Flashback.

• Celestia and a silluetted guard stood infront of an all too familier egg-shaped rock.
• Celestia: "As misunderstood Devourus was, we can't afford anyone, good or evil, free him to risk the same insodent again. I need to entrust someone to guard this stone and the secret he/she must bare from even their loved ones. This Stone-Egg must not be allowed to make more choas. But who could be worthy of guarding this?"
• The Silluetted Guard: "..... Entrust the Stone-Egg to me, your highness. (The guard revealed himself to look similar to Igneous)... Trust me, my dear family rock farm is the perfect hiding spot for such a currently unprotected imprisonment stone."
• Celestia:... Excellent, Commander Cobblestone. Nobody would ever think to look at an Amish rock farm. I must say, your military genius is starting to pay off.
• Guard (Cobblestone):... Sadly... It must mean my retirement. (Took his armor off)... I must go and live with my family again to ensure it's safety. I may not have been fond of a life on a rock farm, but I'm afraid it's the only way to make sure that the only other pony who knows the location of the Boulder is hidden well, and hopefully dies knowing that future generations shall keep it safe, and others will forget that it even existed.
• Celestia:... I understand, Cobblestone. You were a brave soldier. I hope this duty plays well in your favor. (Cobblestone saluted and left)...

Present

• Maud:... Oh, dear. It's our great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Holder Cobblestone.
• Igneous:... By Celestia and Heaven, I had no idea Holder was actually part of the Royal Guard!... I can see why our daughter Pinkie is so brave.
• Junjie: Exactly. It took us God knows how hard to figure out this thing, AND a alot of painful planning, several bad tests and creatures attacks from Mang's freaks to prefect this perfectly, and I still feel the bruises underneath my robe, but hey, no pain, no gain.
• Limestone:... Well... Even if you found out about our ancestor, then how the flying feather are you going to free the blasted beast? If you're going to free it, you'd need the Elements of Harmony. And not only are they GONE, but YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WIELD THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AN EVIL F***** WHO JUST WANTS TO BE RESPECTED BY A VILLAIN TEAM!!
• Junjie: I WILL NOT TOLERATE BACK-TALK FROM SOME ROCK FARM BIMBO LIKE YOU!! We're getting that Boulder, and you can't stop us.
• Pred:... You know what? Go ahead. Try and get it open. I'm sure you'll think of a way to get it open. There's NO possibility that it's going to backfire in the slightest. You REALLY do deserve the praise of the Villain League.
• Galaxhar: "Well, GET READY to eat up your words in regret of ever attempting reverse psycology, for behold!?"
• Galaxhar dramaticly pulls out a nefarious looking device that looks like a demented redesign of a "Simon Sez" game.
• Galaxhar: "Revel in horror from what was once an innosent human plaything called "Simon Sez", remodifived, recreated, and redesigned to become..... THE YASBOOBLAH?!"
• Silence......
• The tied poines began to laugh, with distingished laughs being like Maud's monotoned laughter and Chian's woody woodpeaker laughs!
• Tai Lung sighs as Makunga barely hold back his own laughter, while Junjie face-palmed.
• Galaxhar stared momentarly dishearten, then annoyed.
• Galaxhar: "(Strained and angerly) For the sake of less mockery, it shall be given the unoffitcal nickname: "The Deharmoniser"."
• Tai Lung: "Yeah see, now that's a name that's taken seriously."
• Galaxhar: "(Quietly) Earth creatures. Go figure. (Openly) As the 'nick-name" spoiled and state, the deharmoniser is designed, by me, to suck up and remove the harmonious magic of the elements of harmony, from even something as big and anichent as, that stoned egg!"
• Makunga: "Don't say "STONED" egg, or it'll sound like the thing's on drugs."
• Galaxhar: "But isn't "stoned" a word for a stoneifived object?"
• Makunga: "I know I know, earth languise is stupid, but trust me on this, "Stoned" means getting high on drugs."
• Galaxhar: "Ok ok, fine! Anyway, The Deharmoniser can even reverse something as big and anichent as the stone egg! Why, in throey, it could even recorrupt Luna back into her much more preferable personality, it can free Mayhem from his imprisonment, it can undo virtually ANYTHING the elements of harmony have reaped onto the forces of evil! Whoever weilds it will be an unstoppable force to be reacon with?! HE WOULD LIVE AN AUTOMATIC EVIL OVERLORD STREET, BABY!? WE'RE TALKING UNIVERSEAL KING, BABY!? YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HA?!"
• Junjie: "Yeah yeah, whatever, I'm sure it's nice on it's own marrits, but we only need it to free Devourus."
• Galaxhar: "..... You do?"
• Junjie: "Yes. Cause that's EXACTLY what it's for."
• Galaxhar: "..... You mean now? It's just that.... It's still.... Exspearimental. I was hoping to use it after I make the adjustments and AFTER we successfully ascon with the stone egg."
• Junjie: "Well thanks to THOSE AMISH TWATS not giving it to us as Archiloaligests and Sweepstakes guys, WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXERY!? As strong as Mang's Dragoon is, it won't hold off the Lougers forever, so we need to use it to free Devourus, (Grabs the Deharmoniser away) NOW?!"
• Junjie runs torwords the Stone Egg with the Deharmoniser.

Chapter 5: The Literal Rebirth of Devourus

• Galaxhar: "JUNJIE NO!? IT'S STILL UNTESTED!? IT MIGHT EXPLOUD?! I PUT A DANGERIOUS AMOUNT OF HIGH CONSINTRATION OF THE EARTH SUBSTENCE "URANIAUM" IN IT!?"
• Tai Lung and Makunga: "YOU PUT NUCLEAR IN THAT THING!?"
• Pred: "HOW THE BLOODLY HELL DID YOU GET THAT STUFF?!"
• Galaxhar: ".... I got it when I agreed to help Blowhole steal some from the Tri-corn Nuclear plant?"
• Junjie didn't heard what Galaxhar said and placed it on the stone egg, to great concern of everyone!
• Computer voice: "Press the following colors to activate me: (As the buttons glow) Red, Yellow, Blue Blue and Green."
• Junjie repeated it perfectly!
• Computer Voice: "Deharmonisation progress, initsiate."
• The device glow in a scary green color as did the egg, as Junjie maniacly laughs as he steped away backwords, as the three cronies and the ponies cowerd in fear of the progress.
•  As the glow continued, the cracks were seen glowing as well as harmonic magic was being sucked into the device.
• Junjie: "YES?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS?! EXTREMEISUM HAS FINALLY PAID OFF!? YES?!"
• The Cracks competely surrounded the Stone Egg, as it magicly cracked into nothing as green smoke smothered the area!?
• The Deharmoniser was still seen in place as it appears to be attached to something.
• A Giant moan was heard.
• Junjie was almost grinning like Chesure cat as the Pies but Maud, the Sisters and Pred, and even the trio, looked on in shock and concerned as a seemingly intimidating silluette rosed over the front of them.
• Junjie: "YES!? THE ULTAMATE LEAGE BEAST, IS?!"
• Giant, scary, black gleering leering eyes appeared on the face of the silluette!
• Junjie: "REBORNED?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY!?)"
• Pred and the sisters looked horrorfived!
• The Pie family looked on shocked, except Muad.
• The trio stared scaredly as yellow stuff was seen on the floor.
• The trio reveiled to be holding cups.
• Galaxhar: "That thing made us spill our earthly summer drink."
• Junjie: "BEHOLD, THE NIGHTMARE FUELING MONSTROSITY, THE MOUNTAIN DEVOURING, THE ROCKSLIDE MASTER, THE TITANICLY GIANTIC, THE RESULT OF A UNHOLY UNION OF TWO OTHER MONSTERS, THE ONE, THE ONLY-"
• The Silluetted "Monster" suddenly sneesed away the smoke and reveiled a cute rockifived Dragon Parrot with huge cutsi eyes and is about as big as the original Stone itself, and was playfully cooing as it's cute little stone covered dragon wings tried to reach for the Deharmoniser.
• Junjie kept the same overly excited face, as it kept twitching, slowly leading to a shocked frown.
• Everyone else stared in confusion and surprise, but Maud.
• "Devourus": "..... (Looks at Junjie with a curious coo)..... Momma?"
• Junjie: "..... De........ De....... De...... Devourus?"
• Devourus: "MOMMA!"
• Marble: "AWWWWWWWWW! He's so cute!"
• Chain: "Oh he's a wittle baby waby!"
• Makunga was snickering loudly, as Tai Lung still stared surprised!
• Galaxhar: "..... MY YASBOOBLAH WORKED?! AND IT DIDN'T HORRENDUSLY KILLED US ALL IN A EPIC EXPLOUDSION!?"
• Junjie: "...... That, that, that-"
• Makunga started to laugh uncontrolably!
• Pred: "THAT'S BLOODLY DEVOURUS!?...... WOW WAS HE OVER-RATED!?"
• Maud: "Actselly, that's the side-effect of being imprisoned in the Stone Egg. In so, he was also magicly, mentally and physically regressed back into being a dragonling.... That way, should the Stone Egg ever be discovered and somehow reversed, Devourus would only return as something truely harmless."
• Devourus was lovingly cuddling a still shocked Junjie.
• Makunga: "(Laughs still), CON, CONGRADULATIONS SIR!? YOUR THE MOTHER OF A GIANT WASTE OF TIME?! (LAUGHS!?)"
• Pred: "..... Well, infant or not, it's still DEVOURUS, and a HIDIOUS MONSTER THAT THREATEN EQUESTIA?! Should I ever get free, I'll murderised that thing!?"
• Axe-Rella: "Dad, I love you, but, even I have to say that still wanting to kill it is abit much. I mean, Devourus' in that state, is not even a threat to itself, I mean, look at it!"
• Devourus was still being cute and cuddely around the incrisingly disappointed Junjie.
• Junjie: "...................... ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR A FREAKING BABY!? I WAS HOPING FOR A MONSTER AS BADASS AS THE RED DEATH DRAGON!? BUT ALL I GET WAS A BABY!? WHAT GOOD IS A BABY!?"
• Galaxhar was seen trying to reclaim his Deharmoniser, but Devourus instead started to play with Galaxhar as he girlishly screams!
• Tai Lung: "As, unfortunate this seems, it's not truthfully bad. I mean, babies grow up, do they? I mean, since Devourus was never intentionally evil, it makes sense the worse that happen was rejuvination for him. I mean, what's stopping you from just raising him into be actselly evil?"
• Junjie suddenly looked as if an idea hit him.
• Tai Lung: "..... Oh dear gods, I encouraged him again. Why do I keep doing that?"
• Junjie looked at Devourus chasing a now screaming Makunga and Galaxhar around playfully, where Junjie sees it as a much more vicious and grown up Devourus chasing the Lougers and all of the heroes of this universe and the alternate, and even Lord Cobra in a jester's suit!
• Junjie started to gentely laughed as reality returned. He then began to laugh loudly up into the sky!
• Junjie: "TAI LUNG, YOU MORONIC GENIUS!? I'LL RAISE DEVOURUS TO BECOME TRUELY EVIL?! Ohh Devourus!"
• Devourus looks happly at Junjie.
• Junjie: "Give mommy some suger."
• Devourus gleed in a loud baby bird cheep and charged at Junjie!
• Junjie: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONO STOP, WAIT?!"
• Devourus rammed into Junjie!
• Pies: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• The Sisters: "OHHHHHHH!"
• Pred: "Blimey."
• Tai Lung: "Oh my."
• Makunga laughed!
• Galaxhar: "That didn't damage the Deharmoniser right?"
• Junjie: "(In pain) Don't, worry..... It's, still, fine."
• Galaxhar: "WHEW!"
• Marble: "(Wispers) Limestone, Maud, we can't let those scary aliens turn Devourus into truely evil. They would be a bad influence."
• Limestone: "(Wispers) No lie about that. But how?"
• Maud: " (Wispers) Allow me. (To the four) Hey."
• Junjie, Makunga, Galaxhar, and Tai Lung looked at Maud.
• Maud: "..... Who's is the best Dreamworks villain in any of your opinions?"
• Tai Lung: You mean besides us? Well, I'd have to say, that new Kai guy coming up sounds completely badass, and can be a good person to add to our group as soon as that new movie comes up next month, but he's never been as threatening as Drago.
• Makunga: Though Ke-Pa sounds like a very nasty monster.
• Galaxhar: You kidding? I always believed that the Red Death was a powerful enough villain.
• Junjie: But it's just an unsentient beast, so I suppose it doesn't count.
• Tai Lung: "But in terms of earlier Dreamworks villains, I think that General Manable guy's awesome."
• Galaxhar: "Oh, you mean the misatrope ant general who obcesses over perfection? Oh please, Tezel Khan's where it's at."
• Makunga: "No, I have to go for that coronal guy from the movie Spirit."
• Junjie: "Oh please, he's more of a judgemental jerk then a true villain. I mean, yes, there WAS that violence against the indians, but that was more what was historicly accreate in those times and-"
• The four eventally began to argue.
• Everyone else stares.
• Limestone: ".... (Quietly) Good job sis."
• Maud: "(Quietly) It's more at best neutrolly done. I've meant for them to argue about one of them being the best dreamworks villain, but overall, it gets the job done."
• Limestone: "(Quietly) Well there's still the matter of us being TIED togather!"
• Limestone sees Pred's sword sticking into the ground.
• Limestone moved her entire tied family to the sword and gently rubbed against the weapon as it cut the ropes and freed them.
• Igneous and Quarts stayed and tied themselves up to keep the illusion that no escape happened.
• Quietly, Limestone picked up a rock and lored Devourus away while the villains were still arguing about best Dreamworks villain.
• Limestone: "(Quietly), Next up, Lougers."

Meanwhile.

• The Dragoon looked injured and beaten as it was tied up with chains.
• Icky: "Ok, now that we beaten the freakshow here, the thing that remains is, WHO'S THE HOTSHOT WHO CAUSED IT!?"
• ???: "Take a wild guess."
• Limestone, Marble, and Maud arrived.
• Marble: "While you were away, 4 mean aliens, three of them talking animals, attacked us and defeated Pred Judu Des and the Sisters, and, did something to Holder's Blouder."
• Spongebob: "Ohh boy. Are the three talking animals a lion, a snow leopard, and a fox?"
• Maud: "Yup."
• Spongebob: "Figures."
• Shifu: "Why would Junjie do this? We did NOTHING to provoke an act of evil on christmas, I.... Oh, who am I kidding, he's likely still ticked off about being made to clean up the leage fortress over his stunt to create a processed army of haunted pumpkins."
• Icky: "Yeah, but that was two or so months ago! It doesn't count as being provoked! That's being more of a grudgeful prick if anything!"
• Tigress: "And what do you mean did something to Holder's Blouder?"
• Limestone: ".... Well.... Let's just say.... Pred's not exactly wrong about it being a dragon's egg.... Thing is.... It's not just ANY egg..... It was the stone egg of imprisonment to an unintentionally destructive Giantic Rock Golum/Parrot Dragon hybrid named "Devourus The Mountain Eater"."
• Twilight: "WHAT?!"
• Applejack: "HOLDER'S BLOUDER WAS THE LOST STONE EGG OF DEVOURUS!?"
• Pinkie: "AND THAT MEANIE PANTS JUNJIE FREED HIM!?"
• Lord Shen: "Are you sure?"
• A gurgling coo was heard from behind the Pie sisters as it came out to see the misfits.
• Icky: "....... I'D SAY THEY'RE SURE AS FUCK!?"
• Trixie: "Wait, but.... Why is Devourus a baby? Shouldn't he be an adult? He was defeated as an adult, correct?"
• Maud: The imprisonment regressed him to an infantile age, and Junjie wants to raise him to be evil.
• Icky:... HAH! What an idiot! How is he going to raise a giant motherf***** like THAT? It could crush the Villain League fortress easily-... Oh, who am I kidding, he's just going to keep it a secret like the Sin Ponies.
• Monkey: Though it won't be much of a secret if the creature is mowing down the fortress.
• Sandy: Uh, guys, I think we should be anywhere else right about now!
• Shenzi: Why?
• Devourus: TOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!
• Icky: "Well typical, the guy mentally thinks we're toys."
• Spongebob: "He's only a baby Icky, he can't help himself. I'm sure if we explain ourselves, he might be able to listen at least alittle bi-"
• Gilda: "OH CRAP HE'S CHARGING!?"
• The Lodgers screamed as Merlin teleported them away before Devourus can squish them!
• SpongeBob:... Man, that was a close call! Also, so much for a peaceful interaction.
• Merlin: Alright, I'm teleporting us all back to the rock farm. This needs to end.
• Gloria: THAT'S a plan.
• Marty: I haven't gotten a taste of the candied yams yet!
• Iago: I'm going to deck Junjie in the schnauz for ruining a perfectly-good Christmas!
• Thundera: Provided you could even do it, given he's a Kung-Fu master, and could twist your wings before it could hit the face.
• Iago:... DAMMIT!!
• Merlin: Let's just go. (They teleported away, all while carrying the Dragoon away)

Rock Farm

• Junjie: (They all saw the path Devourus left when running off)... Well, we're screwed!
• Makunga: We need to get that beast back before it does some unneeded damage.
• Galaxhar: "WHICH WILL RISK DAMAGING THE YASBOOBLAH?! AND I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH WHY THAT'S BAD?!"
• Tai Lung: How? It could be too far by now!
• Junjie: Well, we're certainly not wasting our time here complaining about it! We need to get out of here before the Lodgers come back-
• Lord Shen: HEY! (They appeared behind them) WHAT'S UP, GUYS?!?
• Makunga: Oh, son of a bunch of damn dying monkeys!
• Lord Shen: WHADDIYA DOING?!?
• Junjie: WHAT'RE WE DOING?!?
• Lord Shen: WHADDIYA DOING?!?
• Junjie: NOTHING MUCH!
• Lord Shen: RUINING OUR CHRISTMAS?!?
• Junjie: RUINING YOUR CHRISTMAS?!?
• Lord Shen: ARE YOU?!?
• Junjie:... (Gulps)... Perhaps?..... Yes......
• Lord Shen:... YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, FOX-HOLE!!! Somebody get ready to contact the Villain League! I'm sure they'd LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to know about this little dick move!
• Junjie: YOU WOULDN'T!!
• Lord Shen: Watch me, douchebag!
• Junjie: WE'RE DEAD!!
• Icky: WHY ARE WE TALKING QUICKLY?!?
• Iago: I DON'T KNOW!!
• Junjie: STOP THAT CALL!! (The villains attacked, but the Lodgers avoided them every time)
• Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for! A HILARIOUS MOMENT OF JUNJIE GETTING HIS ASS KICKED!!
• Junjie: YOU IDIOTS, GET THEM!! (They once again fail to restrain them)
• Squidward: Hello, we'd like to speak to Lord Cobra- (The van is suddenly crushed by Devourus)
• Devourus:... (Cries loudly) MY TOY VAN!! (The massive tears begin to rain down on the Lodgers)
• Junjie: "(They get out a huge umbrella to block out the tears, but the impacts crush it) WELL, THAT HELPED!! But at least your silly ride got ruined long with your hopes to alarm Mang! HA! I like to see you contact the leage no-"
• Junjie suddenly sees that the van communicater was still fine.
• Cobra's voice: "Hello? HELLO!? WAS THAT JUNJIE!? Ok, WHAT DID THAT MORON DO THIS TIME!?"
• Junjie wimply yelps!
• Galaxhar: "Oh talk about unrealistic AND dumb luck."
• The Four tried to grab it but suddenly, it was Hidden Shadow who saved it!
• Hidden Shadow: "You four owe Pred and my sisters a re-match."
• The 4 looked worringly to see Pred and the Sisters free.
• Pred: "I'm gonna rip you a new asshole."
• Suddenly, the surviving communicater began to split in half by Cobra magicly appearing from it enraged!?
• Cobra: "I CALLED FIRST DIBS!?"
• Cobra summons flying demon snakes to ensnare Pred and the Sisters, and Hidden Shadow to keep them from causing more trouble.
• Chain: ".... Wow, we suck espeically BAD in this episode."
• Cobra turns angerly to Junjie as he yelped as Devourus took concern and notice, as the Deharmoniser device, which was still attacthed, started to glow.
• Cobra: "JUNJIE, YOU STUPID IRRESPONDSABLE HALF-WIT!? (ANGERLY SLAPS JUNJIE ACROSS THE FACE TO THE HORROR OF DEVOURUS!) NOT ONLY DID YOU DO ANOTHER PERMISSIONLESS ACT OF EVIL, BUT ON THE MONTH OF CHRISTMAS?!"
• Devourus started to wimper as he saw Junjie being smacked, as the Deharmoniser glowed stronger.
• The Lougers, Galaxhar, and everyone but Cobra took quick notice.
• Igneous: ".... Uh, sir? It would be considered mighty wise of you if you relent on abusing the darn fool. I don't think Devourus much appresiates it."
• Cobra: "YOU THINK I CARE WHAT AN OVER-GROWN ROCKY PARROT THINKS?!"
• Cobra started to violently smack Junjie into the ground to the point it looked like the injuries got serious!
• Galaxhar: "But Lord Cobra! My Deharmoniser is STILL on the infant! If it detects it's innosence shatter, in thoery, it will suck up that and all goodness it had into it and in throey, restore Devourus' adulthood, but now evil!"
• Cobra: "HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT JUST PROTECTING JUNJIE'S ASS!?"
• Galaxhar: "WOULD I EVEN ACTSELLY RISK DEATH IF I WAS LYING OR WASN'T SERIOUS ABOUT IT?!"
• Spyro: "You don't have to believe it Mang, but at least be cautious about it and not risk making Devourus truely dangerious."
• Cobra: "I, (SLAMS JUNJIE HARD INTO THE GROUND), CAN, (DOES IT AGAIN), DO, (DOES IT AGAIN), WHATEVER, (DOES IT AGAIN) I, (DOES IT AGAIN), BLOODLY, (DOES IT AGAIN) WANT?! (SLAMS JUNJIE SO HARD INTO THE GROUND, A SICKENING CRACK WAS HEARD?!) (Cobra suddenly looked as if he was snapped back into reality.....) Wha, what am I doing here, I- (Sees the slowly dying Junjie) WHA?! Did, DID I, do this?!"
• Devourus was slowly walking to Junjie's body, as a now regretful Mang cowerdly retreats away!

The endy part of this song.

Star Wars Episode III - Birth of the Twins & Padme's Destiny

• Devourus: "..... Momma?"
• Junjie: "........ My...... Son..... (Coughs pittifully)........ Please..... Avenge me."
• The Music included the coair as Devourus was moanly crying like the Baby T Rex from Jurrassic Park 2!
• Icky: ".... OH NICE ONE, MANG-HOLE!?"
• Suddenly, the Deharmoniser glowed as it seemed to make itself even more attatched into Devourus!
• Devourus shed more tears ad it moaned as loudly as it did as it glowed in green as rocks began to fly into it as the song got more drumatic!
• Cobra: "..... HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!?"
• Icky: "YOU KILLED HIS TECNECAL "MOTHER" AND NOW HE'S ON THE VERGE OF BEING REALLY PISSED OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!"
• The Song drumaticly concludes as Devourus was magicly restored into adulthood, only now, corrupted by the Deharmoniser!
• Banzai: "OH SON OF A BITCH, THIS THING IS HUGE!? LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF SHADOW OF THE COLLOSUS!?"
• The Deharmoniser was seen on the now scarier beak of Devourus.
• Deharmoniser: "(More darkly and vengeful) Full Deharmonisation.... Complete."
• Devourus growled angerly at Mang.
• Mang: "Now, now, young one, please, should we not be able to heal him in time, we can always reserect him at the leage lair and-"
• Deharmoniser: "LIES?! NOTHING BUT LIES?!"
• Galaxhar: ".... It appears my Deharmoniser has started to act as Devourus' voice since Devourus couldn't be able to relearn full speaking on his own."
• Deharmoniser: "I, Devourus the Mountain Eater, am enraged by your cruelty to my mother?!"
• Tai Lung: "Uh, just to clarify, Junjie's a male, so, to be more correct, he was your father, and-"
• Deharmoniser: "SILENCE?! My mother would always be a mother to me, gender tecnecalities or not?!"
• Twilight: "Devourus, please, your not yourself, it's Galaxhar's abominable creation and your own anger corrupting you to be something your not! You need to have that destroyed!"
• Galaxhar: "YOU CAN'T!? IT'S POWERED BY STOLEN NUCLEAR ENERGY FROM THE TRI-CORN NUCLEAR PLANT THAT I EARNED FAIRLY FROM HELPING DR. BLOWHOLE STEAL THAT STUF- OH?! (Covers his mouth)..... You all didn't just heard that, right?"
• Dr. Cockarouch: ".... Your monstersly redesigned former Simon Sez game, is powered, BY WHAT!?"
• Cobra: YOU IDIOT!!! WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU MAKE NUCLEAR ENERGY A POWER SOURCE?!?
• Galaxhar: It was the only source powerful enough for the job, sir!
• Cobra:... YOU'VE ALL DOOMED A WORLD WHICH I WANTED TO CONQUER!!!
• Devourus: (Roars at Cobra, and he started running away, with Devourus chasing him)
• Deharmonizer: I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!!
• Po:... Should we help him?
• Icky:... Meh. I'm sure he can handle himself- (Devourus smacked Cobra off into the distance as he screamed and a crash was heard)
• ???: MY CABBAGES!!!
• Icky:... Or... Not.
• Everyone stares angerly as Junjie's trio.
• Igneous: Nice work, you fools single-handedly doomed Equestria.
• Pred: (They are freed from the demon snakes)... I call dibs on killing the villains for this.
• Sisters: SO DO WE!
• Lord Shen: Not so fast, Pred, it's not worth it! They can just resurrect Cobra, Junjie, and these guys anyway.
• Pred: "But isn't Cobra normally difficult to reserect due to how powerful and/or complex he is?"
• Lord Shen: "Mirage has improved her magic ever since those days where Mang was once in that freaky zombie form. Ugh! But still, killing them off is pointless cause of the reserection polocy."
• Makunga:... So... No hard feelings?
• Galaxhar: Yeah, I mean, we were against this whole thing in the first place.... Albeit because we thought that rock was legitamently just an egg-shaped rock, but it still counts.
• Boss Wolf: You think THAT'S going to save your assholes, assholes? Saying you didn't truely supported Junjie doesn't excuse helping him out anyway.
• Kairi: Yes, we had a perfectly-good Chistmas here, and a surprise waiting at the Dragon Temple for the Lodgers. Then you had to ruin it like that! However... You can make up for it.
• Lord Shen: They can?
• Kairi: If you can help us deal with Devourus, then we'll easily forgive you.
• Galaxhar: You want US... To help YOU?
• Makunga: In your pretty pure-hearted dreams, princess! We're VILLAINS! We're supposed to be doing EVIL, not good! The Leage are very STRICT about those sort've things!
• Savio: I can agree to that from personal exspearience! They punished me and Hans for helping the Penguins defeat that neat-freak Zookeeper Francis years ago.
• Kairi: Yes, but wouldn't Cobra WANT you guys to help undo one of Junjie's silly shenanigans? If he was not being chased by Devourus, he'd want to help just so he can make sure the High Council doesn't go up his ass about it.
• Cobra's voice: "AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, SHE'S NOT JUST WHISTLING DIXIE!? HEELLLLLLLLP!?"
• Devourus' roar was heard!
• Kairi: So, what's it going to be?
• Galaxhar:... It hurts me in so many of my alien organs to say this, but... She makes a very good point.
• Makunga: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? WE'RE NOT HELPING YOU MOTHERF****** WITH THIS!
• SpongeBob: Well, it's either this or risk the High Council having a serious hang-up with you all for violating a serious rule.
• Galaxhar: "Oh be honest with yourself Makunga, we're doomed to another serious punishment anyway now, so let's at least TRY to make it less worse then it ineditablely would be."
• Makunga:... (Sputters and finally gives in) FINE! But don't think we'll tolerate you OR your silliness!
• Tai Lung carried Junjie in a blanket.
• Tai Lung: "So, now that we got this relucent allience thing underway, how do we heal Junjie?"
• ???: "Am I to assume Devourus' return was his mishap?"
• Celestia and heavily armed army ponies arrived.
• Celestia: "Because I was told yet another personal file of mine was stolen, and we found traces of fox hair in the file room."
• Twilight: "Celestia, thank goodness you came!"
• Spongebob: "How much did you see and hear?"
• Celestia: Enough. And I can assume these villains are helping so they can sweep their mess under the rug?
• Makunga: Yes, but we're still doing this mainly in serving Junjie regardless.
• Twilight:... I've been meaning to ask... Why do you serve that guy besides the fact that you're all DreamWorks villains? All he wants is to be taken seriously by doing renegade things, and risk being beaten up by Cobra.
• Icky: "Did you already forget about the Berk Giant story? Galaxhar wants to be general again, Tai Lung wants to reclaim his former seriously taken warrior status, and Makunga wants includion to those Jungle Hunter group Scar and Zira and several others have going."
• Twilight: "..... Ohhh yeah."
• Lord Shen: But in all seriousness though, their already established motivations are irrelivent. What's important is that we stop Devourus before he does some serious damage.
• Shenzi: Personally, I'd like to see Cobra die again. I've already done it twice, despite one being unexpected and the other being out of a surprising skill I had in my Pure Hyena blood, so... Yeah... By now, it seems pretty hilarious to watch him get his comeuppance. But yes, we need to stop Devourus.
• Mad Hatter: But... Devourus stomped on our van.
• Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. A little strenuous situation, but...
• White Rabbit: But-but-but-but-but WHAT?!?
• Mr. Dodo: (Blows beak)... But I have a very simple solution.
• Bill: Okay, if I have to be live bait again, then forget it, bucko! I've already suffered enough of that s*** as it is. I've been launched in the air so many times, I can't even feel the impact of hitting the ground anymore. Not sure how that's possible, but-
• Mr. Dodo: For once, it's something different.
• Mr. Whiskers: I'm all ears. (Literally pops out numerous ears)
• Mr. Dodo:... We can use the Mega-Max.
• Max:... Well, I suppose we can try that out. The Geek has been able to use the same technology that the van has to turn into an amulet and become compactable, and now I always keep it in pocket. (Takes out a small device shaped like Max's head, turns it on, and it transforms into the Mega-Max)... Ah, yes, haven't used this baby since we defeated Dr. Wazabi.
• Sam: At least it's useful for taking on creatures as colossal as Godzilla.
• Max: Yeah, I totally love it. The Geek has been doing some tweaks on it since we used it to beat that Cyclops in Greece.
• Sam: Didn't help that it accidentally caused Meg to be crushed.
• Max: Please... Don't remind me. But hey, it can do amazing things now. It actually has some weapons now. But... The Geek still has yet to give it the power to fly.
• Sam: And ever since we met Lexus on Futurasia, he and the Geek have been able to share a few things, and get the Mega-Max the same rotary multi-function cannons that our van does. Though... Old Lexy does seem to share a few... Personal... Things with the Geek.
• Twilight: Like what?

Cutaway

• Geek: (She sees Lexus in a tuxedo and a bouquet of flowers)... Uh... Lexus, what're you doing?
• Lexus:... I... Uh... Wanna go out?
• Geek:... Awkward...

Present

• Icky:... Lexus actually has a crush on the Geek? Isn't she... You know... A bit young? I don't know, how old is she?
• Max: She's a teenager, so she's totally legal.
• Lord Shen:... Does she even have parents to look after her?
• Sam: Oh, the show never shows them, but they only play it as a joke. But she's perfectly capable of taking care of herself.
• Celestia: Can we at least get the Mega-Max ready to fight Devourus?
• Max: Right! Merlin, teleport us inside! Oh, and teleport the crushed van inside, too, so we can have it repaired later.

Mega-Max

• Sam and Max are already at the controls as the heroes enter.
• Galaxhar, Makunga, and Tai Lung are seen wearing blindfolds.
• Galaxhar: "Ok, WHY are we being blinded? Aren't we helping you guys?"
• Po: "Don't take it TOO personal. Your still tecnecally our enemies. We don't want to risk our enemies, relucent allience or not, from knowing any louger stuff. We don't want to risk exposing a weakness to you guys should you deside to be a problem again."
• Kolwalski: "It's also our personal punishment for USING URANIUM TO POWER A FORMER CHILD'S GAME?!"
• Makunga: "Hey if it's any consulation, it's not like you use this thing very frequintly anyway, so any knowledge we would've gotten, wouldn't really be useful to us in the long run."
• Viper: "Tell that to Junjie, who Celestia was kind enough to have the soldiers take him away to be treated for his injuries."
• Icky: "He's also the same guy who persued what was thought to be an egg shaped blouder that turned out to have imprisoned an ancient force. We REALLY don't wanna risk him targeting the Mega Max next."
• Tai Lung: "Ok, to be fair, that's very reasonable logic."
• Sam: "Hang on tight guys, it won't be too long to find Devourus."
• Starlight: "But where will you know to find him?"
• Max: "Just follow the sound of Mang's girly screams. (Mang's girly screams were heard and the Mega-Max immediately started walking off towards it)... Yeah, he developed the girly scream from his multiple heads."
• Starlight: Multiple heads? I didn't see any-
• Twilight: He uses them as his own legs. They don't seem to mind for some reason, but they can't talk. All they can do is make animal squeaks.
• Starlight:... You otherworldly beings confuse me.
• Sam: Oh, you've certainly got a LOT to learn of what's outside Equestria. This kind of strangeness is NOTHING compared to the rest of the UUniverses. In a universe where the phrase 'anything is possible' is taken up a notch, you know, because this is a cartoon and all, you get used to it.
• Starlight:... Well... Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I know there's another UUniverses because I bailed out Caera, but I haven't had the chance to discover any other place in these worlds.
• Max: Oh, you will.... Provided your court case goes smoothly.

Chapter 6: The Lodgers and Main Seven to the Rescue

Elsewhere in the Rocklands.

• Cobra was screaming like a little girl as Devourus was still chasing him!
• Omnimus music plays as an Amish community was seen off the distence and it was where Mang and the still persuing Devourus was heading!
• Hermes: (Relaxing in the clouds) Ahh, nothing like spending Christmas than celebrating it in Equestria. It was nice of the Lodgers to let me keep watch during their time here. I'm an expert at watching (Screams were heard as Hermes sees Devourus chasing Cobra)... OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE! OH, BIG TROUBLE!! (He zooms off)

Mega Max.

• Hermes: (The heroes were still controlling the Mega Max until distant calls were heard)...TROUBLE, BIG TROUBLE- (He crashes into the glass of the Mega Max window, and slowly slides down and recovers) GUYS! We've got trouble!
• Makunga: (The villains are still blindfolded)... Who's that? Sounds pretty familiar.
• Max: It's just the Disney Hermes who we invited to our Christmas time here.
• Lord Shen: And as I recall, you were supposed to be watching the place. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU EARLIER?!?
• Hermes: Well, excuse me for being occupied with paperwork that Zeus needed immediately done before Christmas. It was a mountain of it, and I thought I was NEVER gonna get out of it. When I finally did, I saw Mang being chased straight into an Amish community town, WITH A GIANT PARROT-DRAGON MUTANT MONSTER DOGGING HIM!!!
• Kairi: Yeah, long-story short, Junjie struck on Christmas releasing a giant beast from a stoned egg, was beaten to death by Mang for it, and this enraged the beast as it rapidly matured, and is now trying to kill Mang for it.
• Hermes:...Wow...weird.
• Pinkie: And he TOTALLY ruined my family's Christmas meet-up!
• Tai Lung: (Still blindfolded) Along with these outdated losers.
• Pred: HEY, I WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!!
• Skipper: Yet all YOU had to do was inform us! We would've let you off the hook if you had gotten some BETTER heroes to handle this. When you're involved, it's chaos!
• Pinkie: Not to mention you caused quite a stir for my family last time.
• Pred: BUT THAT ROCK REALLY WAS AN EGG, WASN'T IT?!?
• Celestia: Yes, but it was fine the way it was. Instead, you ended up getting yourself facing charges of property damage and threatening an innocent family.
• Chain: Not that it'll matter, princess! The Unicorn Council gives us immunity to anything like that. (Woody laughs)
• Pinkie: But when you mess with my family, you mess with me, and when you mess with me, you mess with the Lodgers!
• Boss Wolf: Exactly! Like the commando penguin said, when you're involved, it's chaos!
• Hermes: Uh, guys, aren't you supposed to be looking for that Devourus creature? AND KEEP AN ENTIRE AMISH COMMUNITY FROM GETTING DEMOLISHED!?
• Max: I thought we were. (Hermes sighed as the Mega Max headed for the Amish community)

Meanwhile, Back with Cobra...

• Mang was still screaming as Devourus still chased it!
• Cobra: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!! (Devourus stopped)... You know what the Villain League is capable of, right?
• Deharmonizer:... You have 5 seconds to explain!
• Cobra: We can resurrect your 'mama' easily. It's... Kind of a policy we wrote so we can always remain strong until we reach our goals. We can bring him back. You'll throw all that away if you kill me now.
• Deharmonizer:... So you can bring him back?
• Cobra: Well, YEAH! Of course we can!
• Deharmonizer:... Why have you not informed me of this sooner?
• Cobra: I DID TOLD YOU PRIOR TO THIS, DEVOURUS!? YOU JUST DIDN'T LISTEN!? You even accused me of lying, buster! How can I talk to you when you're trying to rip my head off?!?
• Deharmonizer:... My apologies.
• Cobra: That's right! Now if you'll just agree to not kill me, depending on IF Junjie died, I'll bring your 'mama' back.
• Deharmonizer: You'd better!
• ???: For the record, he's not your mama, nor IS a mama, dips***! (The Mega Max appeared and it was seen by the Amish ponies off in the community as they all began to panic)
• (Max): Never fear, Amish citizens! The Mega Max is here to defend you from harm!
• Sam: Well, provided they'll accept it since they don't use technology.
• Max: Yeah, but though it won't MAKE them use technology, this might at least make them appreciative of technology.
• Makunga: Oh, I doubt that!
• Max: ACTIVATING THE ATOMIC BLASTERS! (Two atomic blasters similar to the ones on the van popped out of the Mega Max's hands) EAT ATOMIC ENERGY!! (They fired the atomic cannons as they rapidly fired blasts of yellow atomic energy, and it agitated Devourus)
• Cobra:... WHY THE F*** ARE THEY SAVING ME?!? I HAD IT ALL UNDER CONTRO- (He is teleported into the Mega Max with a blindfold)... OL!... Hey... Why am I blindfolded? (Tries removing it, but it's stuck)... WHAT GIVES?!?
• Makunga: Give it up, Lord Cobra! The heroes don't want us looking in their stuff, and they've tied these blindfolds to our heads tightly.
• Cobra:... THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!! THEY DON'T EVEN USE THIS THING THAT MUCH!!
• Max: That's because we only use it for giant monster situations, which rarely occur.
• Cobra:... What, do you use it to fight kojiras?
• Sam: A few. Now hold on tight as we kick this monster's ass!
• Deharmoniser: "BAD TOYS MUST BE PUNISHED!?"
• Music was heard.
• Deharmoniser: "It's a beautiful day outside."
• Twilight: "Is he gonna-"
• Deharmoniser: "Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming, on days like this, toys like you..... Should be Burning in hell."
• Mane 6: "He is."

The Deharmoniser, being Devourus' voice, sang this.

SFM Undertale Stronger Than You (Sans parody Animated)

• The Rock area was seen in ruins.
• Icky: ".... Wow, I think that's our first reference to that extremely surreal "Undertale" RPG game... Also, tecnecally Steven Universe."
• Max: Wow, did he KICK our ass!
• Sam: Then we'd better give it all we got! Activate the missile launchers! (They did that as the hand cannons displayed missile launchers)
• Max: FIRE!!! (They launched a missile, yet Devourus caught it and threw it back at the Mega Max as it avoided the explosion)...FIRE SOME MORE!! (They did that as Devourus was able to resist the many explosions, healing from the wounds)...
• Sam: It would seem this thing has a rapid healing factor.
• Max: Yeah, Sam, we noticed!
• Cobra: Uh... Exactly what kind of weapons do you have on this thing?
• Galaxhar: Sir, they're not going to answer any questions about this thing, remember?
• Cobra:... (Sighs) Forget I asked, then!
• Skipper: Activate the focus laser! (They did that as they fired a focus beam which damaged Devourus as he growled in agitation)...The focus beam works every time!
• Private: You sure it won't backfire?
• Skipper: Nope, the focus beam can last for about 20 seconds, that monster will be a vegetable by the time it wears off.
• Celestia: You sure about that? (The focus beam eventually wears off as the computer indicates it needs recharging, and they see that Devourus made it with only a missing wing, which it grew back like a lizard)
• Skipper: SWEET DANDY CANDY!!! That thing has the regeneration of a lizard?!?
• Celestia: It was descended from dragons that could naturally have such an ability. Devourus can heal any wound and replace any limb... Also, it's a being made of rock, so, it can also use rocks to regain limbs.
• Icky:... Are we talking about a Wolverine-like healing factor here?
• Celestia: Well, if that dragon hadn't been blessed with a boosted healing factor, then no. But it has, so I'm gonna have to say yes.
• Icky:... Well... Piss-sicles!
• Deharmonizer: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?!? I CAN HEAL FROM ANY ATTACK!! MY FATHER WAS BLESSED WITH A BOOSTED HEALING FACTOR, AND-
• (Icky): YEAH, YEAH, CELESTIA TOLD US, ROCK-FACE!!
• Deharmonizer: ROCKFACE?!? WHY YOU?!? (Grabs a house and shakes the Amish ponies out of it and prepares to throw it, but then the Mega Max took out it's baseball bat and cap, and smashes the thrown house with it)
• Max:... Huh... I was expecting the house to fly straight back at him.
• Sam: Houses aren't built firmly like that, I'm afraid. It's like using a baseball bat to hit a snowball.
• Max: Point taken- (Another house is thrown at them as the Mega Max plopped to the ground with a massive tremor)
• Devourus: (Roars as he approaches the Mega Max)
• Makunga: WHATEVER'S GOING ON, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
• Galaxhar: "YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE THE DEHARMONISER!? THE ONE FLAW I WAS UNABLE TO FIX, THAT IF IT EVER GETS REMOVED, EVERYTHING THE DEVICE CAUSED WILL BE ALMOST UNDONE!?"
• Skipper: "Your saying getting the stupid thing off will undo the poor guy's corruption?"
• Galaxhar: "Only partically! There's still the matter of it being angry at Mang!? All my Deharmoniser did was eleivated it to extreme lengths!"
• Applejack: "Leave doing THAT for the elements of harmony! But first, we need to get that gizmo off of his face!?"
• Skipper: "Penguins, operation "Simon's got-to-go", IS A GO?!"
• Max: (The Mega Max shoryukens Devourus, punches him in the chest, and then grabs the Deharmonizer on the beak) GOT IT!
• Deharmonizer: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!? DON'T TOUCH THAT!!
• Max: Say goodbye to your translator, big boy! (Removes the Deharmonizer, and the aggressive effects start to wear off)
• Deharmonizer: NOOOOOOooooo...
• Devourus:... (Makes grunting and indistinguishable noises)...
• Patrick:... Did... Did we win?
• Devourus clearly still looks emotionally distruct and growls and roars!
• Rarity: "I'm afraid it's only half the battle!"
• Icky: "Then it's time for you girls to send that big baby back where he belongs: Childhood!"
• Rainbow Dash: Then let's get to it! (They activated their rainbow forms, and they fired their rainbow power at Devourus, which regresses him back into infantile age)...
• Devourus:...OOOHHHHH, BIG TOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!! ME GONNA TEAR IT UP!!
• Pinkie:... Wasn't it supposed to turn the big guy back into Holder's Boulder?
• Rarity: Indeed, what gives?
• Twilight:... Perhaps... Perhaps there's something that needs to be done about Devourus, and our powers are telling us that there's a way for us to ensure that this creature cannot do anymore harm again.
• Po: What do you mean?
• Twilight: I mean that our powers are telling us that we cannot have him imprisoned in the egg again because it will once again fall into enemy hands.
• Cobra: Well, what do you suggest we do, princess? There's no telling if that monstrosity's parents are still alive. And even if they were, where the devil would they be?
• Celestia: Oh... I'm pretty sure I know where....

Chapter 7: A Misunderstood Creature's Happy Ending/Christmas Surprise in the Dragon Realms

Unfamilier terratory.

• A huge mountain with a cave with house-like features are seen.
• Inside, A Giantic Rock Golum was seen, while a Parrot Draon was seen sadly repairing a meal.
• Rock Golum: "..... Another year gone...... Like.... Our son...... If there's anything I wish for Santa to give..... It's our boy back."
• The doorbell was heard.
• Rock Golum: "Mmmmmmmmmmmm. It better not be another salesmen again. Whatever they sell would always be too small for us."
• At the enterence, the Rock Golum arrived.
• Rock Golum: "Rocka must insist that I'm too huge for whatever your selling, and-"
• The Rock Golum sees Celestia.
• Rock Golum (Rocka): "..... Oh.... Sun Horse Princess..... It's only you. But anniverseity of what became of son was already 6 months ago. What brings you here in Rocka's and Sparry's cave?"
• Celestia: Oh, nothing, it's just...I think I might've come across something that belongs to you.
• Rocka:...Really?...What?
• ???: DADDY?
• Rocka:...De...Devourus? (Devourus appears)
• Devourus:...DADDY!!!
• Rocka:...I...You brought my son back?
• Celestia: Well, let's just say that we had some trouble involving some villains releasing him, and we felt that returning him to you will keep him out of trouble.
• Rocka:...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS!!...But why is he a baby?
• Celestia: Just so he can learn enough for you to teach him to be a model citizen.
• Rocka:...Oh, it doesn't matter, we're immortal. What's important is that MY BABY BOY IS BACK!! HONEY, OUR SON IS FINALLY HOME!! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!
• Sparry:...Oh, God, he's back! (The three hugged)...Thank you so much for bringing our child back, but...why is he a baby?
• Celestia: Because you need to teach him to be less-destructive. And I can imagine that, in the future, he'll be changed in more ways than one.
• Sparry:...Consider it our #1 priority, your highness. It's the least we can do after you gave him back to us.
• Celestia: Glad I could help. Merry Christmas. (Teleports away)
• Devourus: DADDY, MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY!! (The three hugged)

Later...

• Everyone: (After seeing all this on the computer in the Mega Max)...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
• Pinkie: I just LOVE happy endings!
• Cobra: Did you reunite the killer brat with his family already, because after that drama, I can tell. If so, HOW DO I GET THIS STUPID BLINDFOLD OFF?!? (The Lodgers looked at each other)...

Later...

• Makunga:...So...you're actually letting us go?
• Kairi: You've helped us enough to forgive you.
• Cobra: But we haven't done a DAMN thing since you had us help you!
• Kairi: Exactly! THAT'S how you helped. You didn't do anything to stop us. So we're going to let you off the hook...if you can run as fast as you can away from here in no less than 10 seconds.
• Spyro: How about you make it 30?
• Kairi: Oh, they're good at making quick escapes. I bet they've teleported away by now- (The villains were gone) -and I was right, they're gone.
• Icky: Pred and the others however, I'd like to see them get out of here in less than 10 seconds, 1, 2, skip a few, 10-
• Chain: Bye-bye! (Hidden Shadow teleported them all away as her Woody laugh was heard)
• Icky:...DAMMIT!
• Pinkie: (They looked at the wrecked Pie rock farm)...How are we supposed to fix this?
• Igneous: Everything is RUINED! Our family props and memories have been destroyed.
• Merlin: Oh, THAT'S easy to fix! Restorectus nix! (The rock farm is completely repaired)...I LOVE magic, and magic loves me.
• Quartz:...Well...that was easy. Is everything the way it was?
• Merlin: Down to the entire dinner as it was fresh and ready to resume being eaten.
• Maud: And my rock collection?
• Merlin: As good as fixed! So...(He magically puts them back the way they had been when they were eating)...let's continue to make our next few days until Christmas count!
• Icky:...Well, I must say, this episode didn't take very long.
• Sam: "Well I guess it kinda helped that one, Junjie didn't planned this too well, and two, Devourus still had the mind of a child, so we weren't expecting him to be complex."
• Icky: "I guess this episode was a christmas gift for us. A breeze episode to make up for the EXTREMELY hard crap we put up with some episodes prior."
• Scroopfan's voice: "Consider it nothing guys. But trust me. Expect a WORK-OUT when the next episode comes."

Dragon Realms, December 25th

• SpongeBob: WOW! That was some Christmas! I'm just glad Twilight was able to create a new Holder's Boulder that is in fact a truely regular boulder after all that craziness days ago.
• Iago: "Let's just hope those rumors about Holder's Blouder supposing to be a dragon egg as a future episode concerning the new dragon terratory place on the upgraded map wasn't a prediction for a new episode."
• Gilda: "Oh, don't worry. We told Hasbro this and that in any event they would be planing that, they'll replace the current Holder's Blouder with a simular grey egg in the event there is going to be one. There, another inter-canon conflict sloved."
• Spyro: Now we can spend the rest of our Christmas opening the presents Santa gave us at home.
• Icky: "I don't know about you guys, but I really want to celebrate my long awaited Christmas nap."
• Kairi: Oh, I'm sure you'll love what you see. (They entered the Dragon Temple, and they are surprised to find that the inside has changed)...
• Icky: HOLY CHRISTMAS BALLS!!!
• Lord Shen: WHAT IN THE NAME OF BEIJING HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?!?
• Kairi: I overheard you guys talking about getting this place an improvement, so I asked Santa to do it for you. Don't expect me to be familiar with it, I just got here and would like to see what you think of it. There's a whole lot to see.
• SpongeBob: (He, Shen, Sandy, and Spyro looked at each other, and the Lodgers dashed off)

Later...

• SpongeBob: HOLY SHRIMP!!! He gave me a SpongeBob-patterned bed! He gave me a few Krabby Patties, a lifetime supply of bubble soap, and he even gave me a portrait of Sandy on the ceiling.
• Mr. Krabs:... He gave you... KRABBY PATTIES?!?... WITHOUT PAYING ME FOR THEM?!?... AND HE KNOWS THE FORMULA?!?
• Spyro: Oh, boy!
• Kairi: Yeah, sorry, Mr. Krabs, he told us last year that it was hard to avoid the details during the times you had the formula out. He served SpongeBob one during our trip there.
• Mr. Krabs:... (Eye twitches)...
• Puss: Aye carumba, here he goes again!
• Mr. Krabs: No, actually, I can actually see how such a thing would be possible from the start. At least he's the only Santa who knows it.
• Kairi: EVERY Santa does.
• Mr. Krabs: (His eyes get oddly-shaped as a glass-shatter was heard, and the camera went on the Dragon Temple as his scream shattered the glass)
• Sparx: Oh, come on, it's Christmas, don't get all cheapskate-crazy on us this time! Can you at least tell us what YOU got?
• Mr. Krabs:... I was going to ask for money.
• Spyro: Well, the reason he didn't is because you ask for that every year. He feels you're rich enough as it is. Plus, you don't really spend it that often.
• Shenzi: But hey, at least he gave you that expensive dollar-sign umbrella you claimed you always wanted.
• Mr. Krabs:...Well, I guess I can let it slide after all that.
• Trixie: He gave us all our own TVs, some plasma, some ordinary and used. Trixie got a plasma screen, so I can see my soaps in WIDESCREEN, BABY!! YEEEEEEEE-HAAAH!!
• Icky: For some reason, he gave us more game consoles and games.
• Gilda:...It's probably so you can enjoy all the games our video game friends have.
• Iago: Yeah. Santa gave us the entire Jak & Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, and Sly Cooper sagas for the new...uh...Omni-PlayStation?
• Sandy: Oh, yeah, I heard of that. It's a new patented game console Mega-Sci Corp created that allows any PlayStation game of any PlayStation console to be played in. Original, 2, 3, and 4, you can all play them in the Omni-PlayStation. And looky here, yall' even got the Omni-Xbox and a Wii console. Holy guacamole, you guys are going to have a smashing good time with this wide variety of cyber-adventures.
• SpongeBob: What did you get, Sandy?
• Sandy: Oh, I got a plasma TV, a new bed, a Skype connection so I can talk with my family, and I got me a new toolbox for my scientific work.
• SpongeBob: Cool!
• Kowalski: Well, guess who got a PLASMA GUN?!? (Takes out one similar to the one he wished for with the magic fountain)
• Rico: AND LOTSA FIIIIIIIIISH!!!
• Private: And the complete Lunacorns DVD edition!
• Skipper: And a modified laser tag course! Now the place is larger, has more cover, and several functions, and it can be useful for our training.
• Marty: I got candied yams from Sylvia again! And...I'm amazed they were still hot!
• Alex: I got a poster of New York in my room.
• Melman: I got Dr. Manish's next neck massaging model!
• Gloria: I got my own indoor pool with chlorine. Amazing that Santa actually used magic to transmogrify that thing in the room.
• Ignitus: And that's not counting ALL that Santa done to this place. He gave the Pool of Visions Room a nice improvement.
• Terrador: He even put in an improved security system, modifying the shield to allow only US to enter when it's opened, and nobody else unless commanded to. The mechanics lab where Sandy, Kowalski, and Cockroach work on their own tinkering has been given an improvement as well, having multiple dwarves and shelves, and even a diagnostics lab like the one in the van.
• Iago: HOLY CRAP, SANTA HAS DONE EVERYTHING!!
• SpongeBob: Oh, but that's not all! Look what we missed in the backyard! (They see outside that there is a fountain with a bronze-carved SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi on it)
• Kairi:...Wowee! He's got a good view of art.
• Volteer: There's also a wreck room down in the basement which is operated by some robots and a Star Trek replicator.
• Kowalski: SWEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEET!!! I NEVER GOT TO CREATE A REPLICATOR IN MY LIFE!!...All I could build was a blasted tricorder!
• Icky: WOW! Santa REALLY outdone himself with this place! What's next, is there gonna be a funfair outside our door or something?
• Cyril: Oh, there was something we almost missed. There was a lifetime pass to Universal Studios that Santa left in SpongeBob's room and-
• Icky: (He was laying down with a joyous expression as 'Hallelujah' music was playing)...
• Kairi:...Okay...if everyone's happy with what Santa gave you, let's now get to the 750 presents that we all gave each other.
• Lord Shen: Wait...what did Santa get YOU, Kairi?
• Kairi: Oh, he already got ME what I wanted. The happiness of my family.... Also, It was the improvement of this Temple... And Skylanders Superchargers.
• Shenzi:... That's actually really nice.
• SpongeBob: Thanks, Kairi! (They all hugged her)
• Kairi: (The hugging was suddenly getting tighter) YAAHHKK!!... CHOKING, NOT BREATHING!!
• Lord Shen: GUYS!! (They all stopped)
• Rico: Sorry!
• Sparx:... Let's all just go open our presents to each other.

Other Room

• Icky: (They all saw the massive number of presents)... This is going to take a while to finish.
• March Hare: And a lot of clean-up work.
• Icky: "We're probuly gonna end up opening presents till new years. But all in all, Merry Christmas!"
• Hermes: "And I brought the best Christmas gift of all. The latest video Leage Commupence."

In said video.

• Junjie: "WHY ARE WE BEING HUMAN SHEILDS FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD?!"
• Cobra: "Because it's YOU who desevres the blunt of the Holiday punishment this time around! You acted out on the Month of Christmas, and OVER something that happened awhile go! That's more of an act of being grudgeful then being provoked!?"
• Junjie: "WELL IF YOU HADN'T FORCED ME TO REBUILD THE ENTIRE DAMN FORTRESS, THEN MAYBE IT WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED TO BEGIN WITH?!"
• Cobra: "Sadly.... (Cobra was seen tied to the wall with Junjie and his cronies).... Mirage agreed with that tecnecallity.... And also because I also inadvertingly made the Devourus mess worse."
• Galaxhar: "AND NO DAMN SURPRISE WE'RE BEING PUNISHED FOR A RELUCENT ALLIENCE!?"
• Cobra: "AND FOR ENCOURAGING JUNJIE'S BEHAVIOR TO BEGIN WITH?!"
• Tai Lung: "I imagine that's what we're being mostly punished for first and foremost."
• Galaxhar: "I would've liked it if all I was punished with is the Lougers convinsaking my poor Deharmoniser and banishing it to some "Dangerious Weapons" dimention cube created by that Kolwalski Penguin."
• Dr. Blowhole was seen with them.
• Dr. Blowhole: "I would've prefered it if you KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT OUR U-RAN-I-AM HEIST!? NOT ONLY DID TRI-CORN VIOLENTLY RECLAIMED IT, BUT SHE ALSO TOOK MY MAGNIFISENT NUCLEAR-POWERED SUPER-ROBOT!? THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A SERIOUS HELP FOR THE LEAGE IN A FUTURE PLAN!?"
• Makunga: "Well, let's at least hope our coal in-take isn't gonna be TOO painful."
• Mirage: Oh, prepare to be surprised. The amount of coal Santa brought us this year is going to be painful for you. (They unload the coal, and there is truly a massive load)...And you're going to be hit by ALL of them!
• Makunga:...Isn't that stoning, Mirage? Won't it kill us?
• Mirage: Yes...several times...but you'll still be resurrected KNOWING never to violate the rules of evil on Christmas, unauthorized robbery from a high authority, reckless includion of nuclear waste in more ways then one, UN-NESSERSARY BRUTALITY, AND, for teaming up with the Lodgers!
• Cobra: Well, to be fair about that last part, Mirage, we didn't have a choice. We would've been in some serious s*** if we hadn't fixed the mess that JUNJIE made! Not just with the High Council, but because Devourus would've cost us a world that we have a grand interest in. It wasn't being heroes, it was fixing an unauthorized plan that would've ended up not in our favor.
• Mirage: Maybe so, and the rules DO state that an alliance is only necessary when it's an emergency, BUT the said rule also says permission is required. AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME BEFOREHAND?!?
• Cobra:...Well, that is true.
• Mirage: So prepare to suffer a dozen deaths for your defiance! (Magically levitates the coal)...(She then launches them as the villains braced for impact)

Dragon Temple

• Sandy: (The camera was on them as they watched the violence take place and the villains were heard screaming in pain)...Damn!
• Icky: What a way to be punished on Christmas.
• Hermes: BUT IT'S SO DAMN HILARIOUS! (Laughs)
• Fidget: TOTALLY!
• Kairi: (She softly chuckled)...(A foomph sound was heard as Makunga was heard muffled, and then another smack was heard)
• (Tai Lung): OHHHH, MY JINGLE BELLS!! (Kairi then started laughing harder)
• (Galaxhar): *Smack* DOOOOHHHHH, MY FOURTH GUT!! (The Lodgers laughed hysterically)
• Bagheera: Oh, please, it's not THAT funny-
• (Cobra): *Smack* DAAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAA, MY INLOCATABLE BALLS!!!
• Bagheera:...NOW it's that funny!

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

• The Arrchitect was watching the same thing.
• Architect: "(Sighs)..... How far, has the once mighty have fallen. Though perhaps it was tecnecally a good convincence I took a break just in time for christmas in light of, appearent rules made against it. No doubt made by the High Council. But still.... A new year.... Offers new oppertunities for villainy. Be warned, Lougers. I suspect that Miss Starlight.... Is not truely done with her former master as she hoped, and more then I had anpisipated. What a perfect way for ME, to start the new year off. (Laughs gently but still evily as the shadow of a familier figure was seen.)"
• ???: Guilllllty."

Fin.