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Who Lives in a Podaba Under The Sea Part 1

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Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs proudly present a Krusty Krab Producution unlike anything seen before. Welcome to Oceonous, which is essentially the AUU's version of Bikini Bottom. It has a society that, like the Atlanteans of SpongeBob's world, has a society molded by two Teadr 1 races: The Hanar-like Physheges, and the Oceons, who are telepathic and aquatic ctenophoric beings. Discover that there is a lot of remarkable parallels to Bikini Bottom, especially since it's version, Trunk Bottom, is the world's capital, and houses new friends like none other than ZongueBob, a zongue who lives in a Podaba near his two neighbors, his starfish-like best friend Atrick, his easily-annoyed and mean Spotta named Cephward, the owner of a popular C&C restaurant and ZongueBob's place of work, Mr. Tetrus, his arch-rival Crokton, and especially a fairly new arrival: A beautiful Hydrocabiais scientist by the name of Sonny, whose presence seems to confuse people, as they have been heavily isolated since the extinction of the two precursor races, and have thus never seen other-worldly beings, or even land creatures for that matter. She has come to study the technology of the Physheges and Oceons, and has a bit of a perky side to her that ZongueBob seems to admire, including her love of martial arts, and she shares a passion for the sea that he comes to admire, which is why she came to being an inventor and an archaeologist of aquatic races, particularly Teadr 1 ones. Crokton, seeing this as a chance to use Teadr 1 technology to steal the formulas of his rival's business, intends to use this to his advantage. But they have no idea what's in store for them.

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Scenes

(These occur in between scenes with the Lodgers and Heroes Act)

The New Arrival

Treedome-Like Place

  • (Narrator): It all started as an average day, that turned into something nobody would figure happen. And it was all because, of this outsider and her bot friend. (Sonny was seen in a holographic lab studying a lot of objects in her Treedome-like environment, as she had fabricator technology, holographic computers and screens, robots, a lot of aquatic unsentient pets, as she was seen wearing strange shades, and after learning a bit, she smiles, takes off the shades, and reveals herself as a pretty Hydrocabiais with bright gold glittering eyes, makeup, and blonde hair)...
  • Sonny: Wowzy! This is AMAZING! This device appears to be designed to manipulate water itself. The power output is so strong, that it could allow this race to manipulate more than water. It could also allow them to control weather. But... It seems to be activated only by psionic powers. This means... THE NATIVE RACE IS TELEPATHIC!!! Hopping Roas! A telepathic aquatic race?!? I could only imagine the race's potential here!
  • ???: Sonny! (A drone Omnican with a brain case and creative design came in)... Please, calm down! Don'tcha think that I'm a bit excited about this revelation, too? Besides, a psychic race isn't exactly the most original creation in the Tree of Life, or even the Tree of Sentient Life for that matter. I mean, remember those Psychozoans and the Surragg? I mean, when you think about it, something like this CAN exist. Probably of cephalopod biology. They ARE among the most intelligent of invertebrates.
  • Sonny: That's kind of a 'no duh' to scientists, Sau. There's so many cephalopod races, I've grown practically bored of studying them, and the only way it can work, is if there's an amazing new evolutionary twist. But this one? Given how it is not tentacle-operated, and requires an electrical neural discharge, I think it's not a cephalopod. It's probably of cnidarian origin.
  • Sau: Cnidarian? You mean, like those stinging piles of jelly that aren't known for having visable brains that we know of?
  • Sonny: Hey, hear me out, Skeptictron 2.0! I may not be able to speak for all Cnidarians, but anything's possible. I mean, we live in a universe where even BUGS can become sentient! And they're not typically on the highest evolutionary denominator! If it can happen to them and other arthropods, then who is anyone to say that the same can't apply to Cnidarians?
  • Sau: I'll believe it when I see it.
  • Sonny: AND YOU WILL, MY SKEPTIC LITTLE HEADCASE! A good scientist never doubts even the most ridiculous assertions with the right evidence. And I should know! I've started getting pretty comfortable to them, not just through the corals, land or sea, but also through the friendly Jellers here, or as they're natively called, Jellens. (The AUU jellyfish called Jellens were very friendly and looked cute in her pet tanks)... (Giggles)... Even in their biggest habitats, they seem as curious to me as the inhabitants.
  • Sau: Can you blame them? This world has been isolated since the Teadr 1 Ages. They practically don't know about land creatures, or anything outside their world. Heck, I'm actually surprise they can warm up quickly to outsiders. Usually, even the most laid back and isolated of animals practice at least a decent amount of caution!
  • Sonny: Eh, I guess it's about time someone done got on this underwater paradise. It's... Quite beautiful. More so than the other waterworlds I visited. I dunno 'bout you, Sau, but this race has an EXCELLENT tale to tell. And I would give anything to hear about it.
  • Sau: Well, it's not like I can stop you anyway since I'm literally just a floating head, so, take your time, Sonny. The water's the limit.
  • Sonny: (Giggles) That's my line! Which reminds me, I need to check on my division in the exhibition park. No doubt they've got a lot more gizmos to show me regarding this race. At least I can stretch my legs in the relaxing sensation of water again.
  • Sau: Hey, stay safe when out there, Sons. This world's mysterious gravitational field even in-water is STILL a head-scratcher. And that's coming from someone who's a floating head!
  • Sonny: Hey, at least it doesn't cause me to float uncontrollably to the surface like a float-capable bath toy. (She digitally gets a strange EVO suit like Sandy's, only with a more creative and AUU-like tone)... Wish me luck!
  • Sau: Go kick it, girlfriend!
  • Sonny: (She goes out the airlock, and she takes a relaxing deep breath when breaching the water)... WHEEEEWWWIE! What a wonderful place. (She starts to sing this as she strolls down to Trunk Bottom while operating an iPhone-like device)
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Beauty and the Beast "Belle" Sing-A-Long Disney

  • Sonny:... Strange how this town breaks out in song at random. What, is this planet a musical?... (Giggles to herself) Just a coincidence. (She leaves for the exhibit area)

Dig Site

  • Head Exhibitioner: (A crew of otherworlder workers are seen doing heavy labor) Put your backs into it, nimrods! That lost Teadr 1 tech ain't gonna lift itself!
  • Worker #1: YOU HEARD HIM, NUMBNUTS! KEEP PULLING! (The workers keep pulling what looks like a well-preserved old war machine that looks like an underwater AT-ST)
  • Dumb Worker: Whoooooaaaaaa!!... IT'S GOT FGAKEN LEGS!!
  • Smart Worker:... (Unamused) Yeah...... Fgaken Legs!... (Seriously) WE JUST UNEARTHED A LOST TEADR 1 WEAPON, AND YOU COMPLIMENT THE FACT IT HAS FGAKEN LEGS?!?
  • Dumb Worker: What? I'm just saying that it has Fgaken Legs! (The Smart Worker then proceeds to facepalm)
  • Smart Worker: When is it NOT about food with you?!? I mean, what even is the matter with you?!?
  • Worker #2: HEY! DON'T LOSE SIGHT OVER HERE ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT!!
  • Worker #3: WE'RE WORKING OVER HERE!! (The duo proceeded to resume their duties as a cloaked figure was overseeing this as his head was obscured by a fancy hood)
  • ???:... I can't let these outsiders bring that lost Walker to life!... (He brings out a probe) Activation Probe, cause a distraction! (The probe responded with a series of beeps and flew off and headed towards some exhibition machinery, then began to bug the machinery and cause it to go haywire and zap out as it causes a spark that causes the walker to be reactivated. The Workers gasped as the machine started to move on it's own)
  • Walker: Ocean Walker Activated! Analyzing Targets! (Scans the entire work force and even the cowardly head exhibitioner)... Unknown outsider targets! Presumed threats! DESTROY! (The workers panic at that)
  • Dumb Worker: WAIT! Maybe 'destroy' in this case is an alternative meaning for doing something nice!
  • Walker: Incorrect. This unit meant the traditional definition of destroy, as in, likely to cause destruction and death. (The Smart Worker looked at the dumb one with eyes filled with annoyance)
  • Dumb Worker:... WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OPITIMISTIC!!
  • Walker: Prepare to be annihilated! (The workers began to run as the Walker tries to fire at them, and the Head Exhibitioner cowardly ran off and hid behind a rock, which got blown up by the Walker) Target acquired. Destroy! (They ran into the cave as the Walker searched for them)... Searching for targets!
  • Head Exbitioner: (They all begged him for help) Don't look at me! I was just in this for the fashion! (He showed his very silly work attire) IT'S HOPELESS! WE'RE TRAPPED! WE'RE TRA-HAPPED! HELP ME MOMMY, HELP ME! I WANT MY BLANKEY, (Dryly) I WANT MY BLANKEY!! (The Walker found them as it blew up the cave as he screamed like a girl)
  • Walker: Observation:... Go grow a pair! (It was about to fire a laser until a rock hits it)... Quote:... Ouch! (Everyone turned to see Sonny)
  • Sonny: OVER HERE, FGAKEN-LEGS! (The walker looks towards her) Why don'tcha pick on someone your own size?
  • Walker: Statement: In technical speaking, I am designed to be an anti-infantry unit meant to-
  • Sonny: THAT WAS RHETORICAL, YOU DICTIONARY OF A MECH!! (The Walker began to advance towards her and fired, but Sonny dodged and eventually managed to grab a reflective surface and defeats the Walker with it's own laser, shutting it back down as it fell down with a 'fyooom')... (The Head Exhibitioner fainted as the Workers came to cheer for Sonny) No need to thank me. I was only coming here to check up on you guys. (The crowd blocked off Sonny's vision as the cloaked figure approached the ruined walker)
  • Figure:... I shall take you somewhere safe from unclean outsiders, ancient mech! (Brings out a device that sucks up the walker digitally, as it caught Sonny's attention and she pushed away the workers)
  • Sonny: HEY YOU!! THAT GIANT WALKING HUNK OF METAL BELONGS TO OXYDOME ENTERPRISES!!
  • Figure: (It looked silently at her as she got a bit intimidated)... It belongs, TO NO ONE! (He tosses a smoke bomb and escapes once the smoke cleared)
  • Sonny:... Awww, shucks! That's the fifth biggest discovery we lost to those ethicist nuts!
  • Grouchy Worker: Well, he can have it for all I care! That hunk'a junk almost killed us!
  • Smart Worker: But wait... That thing shouldn't have been able to be so easily activated.
  • Sonny:... You know... With that in mind... I may be startin' to see a pattern here.
  • Head Exhibitioner: (Having come through) PATTERN?!? THE ONLY PATTERN I SEE IS THAT THE LOCALS CLEARLY DON'T WANT US TO MESS WITH THIS STUFF!! SO HOW'S ABOUT WE GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT AND LEAVE?!?
  • Sonny: And disappoint my superiors? Not a chance! If they're protecting it for a reason, then I say we need to do the same, because CLEARLY technology like this is sensitive!
  • Head Exhibitioner: YA KNOW WHAT?!? SCREW YOU, SEA SQUIRREL!! THOSE TECH ETHIC NUTS CLEARLY MEAN BUSINESS!! WHAT IF WE UNCOVER SOMETHING LIKE, A SUPER WEAPON AND ACTIVATE IT AND HAVE IT THAT THE LOCALS BLAME US FOR UNCOVERING THIS?!? SO SCREW YOU, AND YOUR BOSSES!! NO CUSHY PRICE TAG'S WORTH THIS BOYS, BACK TO THE SHIP!! (They proceeded to leave)
  • Sonny: Wait! What about uncovering a lost Teadr 1 race, and bring people to want to come to this beautiful world?
  • Head Exhibitioner: BEAUTIFUL?! THIS WET ROCK?! HOIHOI, PUTS THIS DUMP TO SHAME, SISTER!! IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH ONLY A MEDIOCRE PRIMITIVE CULTURE TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT GET STUNG BY STUPID JELLERS!! (An offended Jellen stung him) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! (The Jellen left giggling as the Head Exhibitioner grew a cartoonishly-large bulge on the stung area) See? (The Dumb Worker touched it as it went on another area)
  • Dumb Worker: Ooh!
  • Head Exhibitioner: Tell your bosses they're gonna have to find another crew, BECAUSE WE'RE DONE HERE!!
  • Sonny: Wait, don't go! (The work force leaves)... FINE! LEAVE, YA COWARDS! SEE IF I CARE! I can do this on my o- (She saw that the work was not necessarily for one person)... Aww, nuts... And with the property damage, that's gonna come outta my paycheck! Now what am I gonna do?... (She calls up Sau)... Sau? I need you to make another call. Our new exhibition team just quit.
  • (Sau): AGAIN WIH THIS?!? What happened this time?!?
  • Sonny: TAKE A GUESS!!
  • (Sau):... What is, an ethicist causing the Teadr 1 technology to go crazy?
  • Sonny: THIS TIME, IT WAS ONE OF THE OLD WAR MACHINES!! SOME KIND OF WALKER!
  • (Sau):... Yup, that'd do it. You want me to have them on your link as well?
  • Sonny:... (She sighs) You may as well. (Sonny leaves solemnly as another call came on) Oh, boy! (She answers) Hello?
  • (???): SONNY!
  • Sonny: AH!
  • (???): YOUR PAYCHECK ON THAT NEW EXHIBITION TEAM WAS JUST CUT! You'd BETTER have a good explanation!
  • Sonny: Now, now, Mear, remember your temper!
  • (??? #2): Yeah, Mear, remember your temper!
  • (Mear): SHUT UP, PHERCY! (A slap was heard)
  • (??? #3): (Sighs) Miss Bubbles, can you explain what this is all about?
  • Sonny: (Sighs) An ethicist almost killed us with these machines. It's clear that they consider this technology sacred and not to be touched by unworthy hands.
  • (Mear): Sacred schmacred! Ethicists only exist as treehuggers who believe technology is not to be tampered with in ANY shape or form, and that we should (Mockingly) GET BACK TO NATURE (Normally) and be smug hippie-jackasses who reject technology and machines in favor of being so INBRED that we don't believe in any other colors for our clothes EXCEPT BROWN!!!
  • Sonny: Yikes, sir!
  • (Mear): I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT, THEY PISS ME OFF!
  • Sonny: What, you hate the Eramish people, too?
  • (Mear): No, they hate me! But at least THEY have a good reason for rejecting technology. THESE assholes are just dumb! The technology they worship is dissolving every passing century, and they would rather have it that way because they say 'WAAAAH, WAAAAH, WAAAAH, IT DON'T BELONG TO NOBODY! WAAAH, WAAAAH, WAAAH, THIS IS GOD TECHNOLOGY!' (As two cloaked figures watched) 'WAAAH, WAAAH, WAAAAH, WE'RE HIPPIES WHO WANT PERFECTLY-GOOD AND COMPATIBLE TECHNOLOGY TO ROT!!'
  • Figure: (As Mear continued) Well, RUDE! We don't even sound like that!
  • (Mear): I MEAN, COME ON, THEY HOG TECHNOLOGY LIKE THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE ETHICIST MORONS!! Technology exists for a reason: TO DO A PURPOSE AND GIVES US THE POWER TO DO SO MUCH GOOD! IF IT'S LEFT AS A "SACRED RELIC", WHAT USE IS IT?!? SO THESE ETHICISTS CAN SUCK, MY, FURRY, MONKEY, A-
  • (??? #3): MEAR! You will speak professionally and dutifully, or I may have to suspend you!
  • (Mear):... Sorry, Reggie!
  • Sonny: Look, I get it, this guy and any who takes him serious are a bit self-defeating in this quest, but can you blame them? Technology like this looks like it can harm hundreds, if not thousands, or even more people, if it is not put in proper hands! Even if they ARE only activated by native alien brainwaves, it can still be dangerous. Just allow me more time, and maybe I can negotiate with these ethicists and find a compromise.
  • (Mear): Hah! Good luck with that!
  • (Phercy): It is still possible, Mear! Sonny has never let us down before.
  • Sonny: Exactly! Hopefully, I can get somewhere with this. I'll keep you posted. Right now, I need to grab some lunch.
  • (Reggie): Very well! We wish you luck. (They hung up)
  • Sonny:... (Sighs as she packed up and left, as the two mysterious figures pondered)
  • ???:... Looks like our leader made sure that Sea Walker isn't gonna end up getting us exposed.
  • ??? #2: Well, yes, but... Now I feel bad for the 'sea squirrel' as it's called.
  • ??? #1:... I do too, but..... You have to remember our leader's orders. We have to warn him of any attempt to unearth this technology, and he'll do the rest. It's as simple as that.
  • ??? #2: I know, I know, but... What if those guys on the comlink were right? What if this technology-
  • ??? #1: I'm familiar with the counterarguments! But orders are orders! Now let's go!
  • ??? #2: Alright, but someday, we will be discovered. It's a big universe out there, so who knows what will happen? (They left)

Sandy's Oxydome

  • Sonny: (She came in) WHEW! Sau? I'm going out to lunch. (She brought back the construction gear in a small ISD port) There any place good enough to get it?
  • Sau: May I suggest Tetrus' C&C Restaurant again?
  • Sonny: Sau, I know I said that stuff was heavenly delicious, but it's still junk food! I need to have that stuff sparingly. Also... The people there are utterly clingy to it and worship it like a religion. I saw some nutjob beat someone up for saying they were dumb. Even I wasn't that brutal when it comes to being offended.
  • Sau: Well, it does seem to be inviting. Also, the other places are quite busy right now. There IS another C&C across the street, but it's business records haven't been active and healthfully ethical since it first formed! It's products are delicious, but it leaves people sick for days.
  • Sonny: Wow, sucks to be the bottomfeeder running that place.
  • Sau: Quite.
  • Sonny: You know what? What the heck? It's not like it's gonna kill me or anything. (Sighs)
  • Sau:... Is there something wrong, Sonny?
  • Sonny: Yeah, it's just... Well... Since I came, it's been the same whole shtick. The people are loopy and gossipy, and randomly break into musical cues, the place is beautiful yet the novelty wears off when you see it for like the 50th durn time, the businesses are plain old and stock, and... Well, everything starts to grow on you quickly. I... I feel like there needs to be more here, and there's GOTTA be more here!
  • Sau: I'm sure there is, Son-Son. The sea is a heavily-unexplored place. There's BOUND to be people here who know this place better than you.
  • Sonny: I know... But... I've lived this life for a long time. I want something different than anything worlds like this can offer.
  • Sau:... Care to elaborate?
  • Sonny: (She sings this)
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Belle (Reprise) - Beauty and the Beast

ZongueBob Meets Sonny/Crokton Attacks

Tetrus' C&C

  • Mr. Tetrus: LADDIE!!! STEP IT UP WITH THOSE TETRA GOOGERS!!! There's an EPIC lunch rush! It's gonna overflow me wallet... And I LOVE IT!!!
  • ZongueBob: (He has multiple arms that did many things at once) I'm keeping it up as much as I can, Mr. Tetrus! (He fed them massively with his skill, and then the rush went off quickly)... Whew!... I LOVE my job!
  • Cephward: Is there anything ELSE you love more than this? You've been doing it for 23 years.
  • ZongueBob: Nope. (He continues his job, as Sonny came in continuing her research as her holographic helmet visor analyzed her surroundings, including the species of nearby bystanders, their names, profiles, and the nutritional labeling of their food, any possible hazards, and everything else)
  • Sonny: (She walked in as everyone stared peculiarly at her)... Howdy. I was told this was a good place to get lunch. I could use the best aquatic cuisine this waterworld has to offer.
  • Cephward: Hello, Doc Bubbles. Can I take your order?
  • Sonny: Well, I'll take the Tetra Googer Deluxe with the Jellen jelly on four-by-four patty arrangement, caramelized pickles, animal-style, extra wrapped spice seaweed, sea letterece, with a shimmy and a squeeze of spice pods, light goo grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
  • Cephward:... We serve food, here, mam!
  • ZongueBob: (He came out with her order) I got it already, Cephward! (He was suddenly struck by what he saw, as he looked at Sonny and saw her beauty through the helmet, how her exposed body parts glistened in the water, her shining sun-yellow eyes, her blonde hair, and looked with hearts in his eyes as this song played)
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Everytime We Touch Lyrics

  • Cephward: (The song ended with a record-scratch) ZONGUEBOB?!?
  • ZongueBob: Oh, uh, order up! (He handed it to her as she paid and went off)... (He got down to cope with what he just saw for a few moments)... Cephward? Who was THAT?!?
  • Mr. Tetrus: That's Miss Sonny Bubbles. She's a fairly-new lassie from space. She's been here for weeks studying apparent alien activity on this world. Why? Do you laaaiike her?
  • ZongueBob: No, it's just... I wanted to know.
  • Mr. Tetrus: Ohhh, I can read your eyes, boy, you DO like her. Someone's in love with the alien.
  • Cephward: I don't think so. I mean, she's not an alien. She's technically a common animal according to her agents. Everyone seems to be dumbfounded that she's the only alien in history to visit us. No classic invasion, just studying some unknown precursor race that evolved on this planet.
  • ZongueBob: (Watches as she exposes her mouth from her digitally-manipulated helmet as she ate her food)... I... It's just amazing to meet a land creature.
  • Mr. Tetrus: This be a waterworld. No land exists. I prefer the term 'otherworld-lubber'.
  • ZongueBob:... Well... I... I-I-I...
  • Mr. Tetrus: Look, lad, I can read ye' like an open book. I haven't seen that raw emotion in ye in years, and even then, this be a fairly new level. You're in love with her.
  • ZongueBob: You can't prove that! (She giggles extensively)
  • Sonny: (Giggles looking on her mobile device) I swear, this world's history is just full of funny stories. (Giggles as ZongueBob was aroused by her laugh)
  • ZongueBob:...
  • Cephward:... Hmm... You seem to like her laugh.
  • ZongueBob: Coincidence?
  • Sonny: (She started filtering out the excess heat from her EVO suit as significant parts of her body were exposed as she sighed in relief)... WHEW! Thank God EVO suits ain't that sweaty these days no more. (ZongueBob was aroused further)... (She started stretching in arousing postures as ZongueBob was aroused further)
  • Cephward:... Coincidence, huh?
  • ZongueBob: Yeah! Still coincidence! I... I'd better get back to the kitchen. Those customers aren't gonna feed themselves. (He left)
  • Mr. Tetrus:... (Hardy laughs in a different fashion than Mr. Krabs)... The lad's growing up. Now, until closin' time, let's listen to our good ol' friend the radio. (He turns on the radio, but suddenly, something jams it, and it does the same to Sonny's connection) What the flim-flam?!? Someone's jamming the signal!
  • Sonny: NOW WHAT IN TARNATION?!? WHY IS THE HOLONET OFFLINE?!? WHAT KINDA SICK GENIUS COULD EVEN DO THAT?!? IT'S AMONG THE BEST HACK-PROOF TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE!!!
  • ???: (A familiar-sounding cackle was heard as he spoke something like this)
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Plankton Jams The Signal

  • Mr. Tetrus: CROKTON!
  • ???: GREETING, LISTENERS IN THE TETRUS C&C!!! THIS IS CROKTON!!! DO NOT PANIC, OR INTEND TO CONTACT ANY POLICE!! THESE HOLO-WAVES ARE MINE!!! (The word echoes) Until I get what I want, everyone stays in place. Otherwise, prepare to be destroyed! Resistance is futile! Do not attempt to circumnavigate the holo-waves, for I am controlling the horizontal AND the vertical! Pay NO attention to the guy behind the curtain, for he has a LOTTA beef on every single person here! And don't think I'm not smart enough to go through with it! I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!
  • Mr. Tetris: If I had a dollar for every time I heard him say that, I'd hire 'em.
  • Crokton: SILENCE!!! (The word echoed) NOW, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR-
  • ???: (A door-opening sound was heard) CROKTON!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN IN THAT BASEMENT?!?
  • Crokton: OH, KARRER, MY DARLING OMNICAN WIFE, I WAS JUST-
  • Karrer: YOU WERE JUST LOAFING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRUNING MY SEA FLOWERS!!!
  • Crokton: UH, BUT SUGAR-CIRCUITS, I'M TRYING TO SWIPE THE FORMULA HERE!!!
  • Karrer: Yeah, well try to SWIPE some time to fix that leaky water heater while you're down there! (She shut the door)
  • Crokton: I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE, MY LITTLE ARTIFICIAL BRIDE!!! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NICE BUBBLE BATH... While you're still being charged.
  • Karrer: (Comes out) WHAT?!?
  • Crokton: UH-UH, THAT WASN'T ME!!! (She shut the door)
  • Sonny:... Can someone PLEASE explain?!
  • Mr. Tetrus: It's me arch-nemesis and the owner of the C&C restaurant across the highway, Crokton! His goal in life is to steal me secrets and RUIN this business!
  • Sonny: But doesn't that mean that your the same employies for the C&C francise?
  • Mr. Tetrus: "Er, well, as you heard, I happened to have the better recipe while his C&C is barely funtioning."
  • Sonny: "Fair enough."
  • Mr. Tetrus: Since we built these businesses. It's kind of a thing to us. We're SO sorry for the inconvenience, Miss Bubbles!
  • Crokton: TIME'S UP!
  • Cephward: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A TIME LIMIT- (Large robots came in with armed blasters)
  • Crokton: ALRIGHT, TETRUS! GIMME THE FORMULA, OR I WILL BLAST YOU ALL TO SMITHEREENS!!!
  • Tetrus: So it's a fight ye want, eh? WELL, THEN... (He presses a button that sounds an alarm, as they got into a turret, as it went something like this, only without Atrick)
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The Spongebob Movie Sponge Out Of Water Food Fight

  • Sonny:... This seems dang expensive!
  • Tetrus: I wasn't a decorative war hero to the Navy for NOTHIN! ZONGUEBOB?!? LOAD THE COTAXOES!!!
  • ZongueBob: (Taking out two dishes) MASHED OR SCALLOPED, SIR?!?
  • Tetrus: RAW!
  • ZongueBob: UNDERSTOOD!! (He unloaded raw cotaxoes)
  • Mr. Tetrus: Cephward? You man the turret! I'll get to me quarters and keep the holo-formula safe!
  • Cephward: Whatever! I hope I get paid overtime for this! (He does so)
  • Tetrus: (He opens his safe)... Don't worry, little holo-formuler. You'll be safe in this... Well... Safe! (He locked it again)... FIRE LIKE HELL!!!! (Cephward did that as they fired at Crokton's robot army)
  • Crokton: COTAXOES?!? (The robots dodged them and continued closing in)
  • Cephward: THEY'RE CLOSING IN!
  • ZongueBob: (Looking through the electro-binoculars backwards) Eh, I think it'll take a few minutes for him to get here. (Cephward, with an annoyed grunt, spun them around) D'AAAHHH, THEY'RE KNOCKING AT OUR DOOR!!!
  • Crokton: (Cackles) You think cotaxoes will bring this army down- (They manage to do so)... I guess you can. BRING IN THE TANK-BOTS!!! (They came in as the heroes were shocked) WELL, TETRUS, 'TANKS' FOR MAKING MY DAY!!! (The tank-bots charged a solar ray cannon that fired as Cephward and ZongueBob jumped off in slo-mo)
  • ZongueBob: FINWORLD!!!!
  • Sonny: I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore!
  • ZongueBob: Better use the traditional telephone. (He uses it) YOUR ORDERS, SIR?!?
  • Sonny: WHAT THE HECK?!? WHO'S THIS?!? IS THIS SAU?!? HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS TRANSMISSION?!? MY HOLO-CONNECTION'S A LITTLE SHABBY FOR THE MOMENT, I-
  • ZongueBob: WRONG CHANNEL! (He hung up and shivered afterwards) Wow, she's hot when she's angry! (Calling) YOUR ORDERS, SIR?!?
  • Mr. Tetrus: WHAT THE HECK?!? WHO'S THIS?!? IS THIS ZONGUEBOB?!? HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS TRANSMISSION?!? THE HOLO-CONNECTION'S A LITTLE SHABBY FOR THE MOMENT-
  • ZongueBob: Traditional telephone.
  • Mr. Tetrus: OKAY, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE!!!
  • ZongueBob: TURRET'S DOWN, AND HE'S GOTTA FRICKING SOLAR TANK-BOT!!!
  • Mr. Tetrus: DIABOLICAL!!! LAD, EXTRA KERTSUP, EXTRA MURSTURD, AND HOLD THE MAYLO!!
  • ZongueBob: YES SIR!!! (He took out a condiment-fed blaster) EXTRA KERTSUP, EXTRA MURSTURD...
  • Cephward: (Holding up a giant jar of Maylo, clearly struggling)... HOLD, THE, MAYLO!!!
  • Mr. Tetrus: UNLEASH THE CONDIMENTS!!!
  • ZongueBob: WITH RELISH!
  • Ceptward: "AUGGGH, THESE PUNS TODAY?!"
  • Zonguebob: (He screams crazily as he blasted the condiments at the Tank-Bots until he ran out with a fart-like sound)... Ex-squeeze me! (Laughs)
  • Cephward: Shut up and reload!
  • ZongueBob: (He did so) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Sonny: Okay, that tears it! Time to start kicking out on my own! (She finished her meal, holographically changed into a martial arts outfit, and went off)
  • Cephward: SIR, I CAN'T HOLD THE MAYLO MUCH LONGER!! SHOULD I THROW IT NOW?!?
  • Mr. Tetrus: NOT TIL' YE SEE THE WHITE OF THEIR EYES!!!
  • Cephward: They're robots! THEY DON'T HAVE ANY EYES WITH WHITE TO SEE IN THEM!!!
  • Mr. Tetrus:... Good point! You can throw it! (He does so as it went onto the battlefield)
  • Crokton: MAYLO?!? PHAH! It's gonna take a LOT more than that to- (The Maylo exploded and short-circuited all the remaining robots with a poot sound, as it was a bomb)...
  • ZongueBob:... THE ARMY IS DONE, SIR! (Rumbling was heard) Now what?
  • Crokton: LOOKS LIKE IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU DO IT YOURSELF! (He got in a giant mech, cackling)
  • Cephward: ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME?!? HOW DOES HE EVEN PAY FOR ALL THIS STUFF?!?
  • Crokton: TASTE THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS, TETRUS!!! (He unleashes solar beams that destroy the roof as he came in unleashing more of his robot forces, him coming in through a small probe)... Alright, Tetrus, it's FINALLY time! For 70 years, I've been after that formula! So now, it's FINALLY time to hand it over! Now, will you oblige... (He aims his solar cannons) Or do you have any last words? Because lemme tell ya', being melted by solar energy is NOT pretty- (His probe was kicked down by a webbed barefoot, as he crashed to a wall) OUCH!
  • Sonny: EEEEE-YAOW! (She flipped and landed in her martial arts gear, as everyone was surprised)... MAN, that was fun, but annoying, loud, and intense! GOD, you guys ever get a break from this?
  • Crokton: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!? WHEN DID THE NEW ARRIVAL BECOME A PART OF THIS?!? ROBOTS?!? (They fired as Sonny beat them in a fashion like this, as her suit aided as well as it could with the cut Holonet)
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Shrek Robin Hood Song Fight Scene

  • Crokton:.. Ohhhhhh, crap.
  • Sonny: Alright, buddy! You can pester these guys all you want, but nobody, BUT NOOOBODY, disturbs my lunch and expects to get away with it! And I happen to know the RIGHT punishment for a no-good yella' belly like yerself! (She took a jar of mursturd and dumped it in his probe)
  • Crokton: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYE!! THIS CONDIMENT IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE!!! CAN'T, CLAW IT OUT, FAST ENOUGH!!! OH, DEAR NEPITON, IT'S LIKE A TAC TO THE EYE!!! AAAHHHH!!
  • Sonny: Now, to FINISH THIS! (She threw him in the air, and, in slo-mo, she kicked him with her barefoot in a similar fashion to Karate Island, as it launched him over the highway)
  • Crokton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He crashed backed into his C&C restuarent)... Ouch!
  • Sonny: (She recovered and took a deep breath)... WHEW! What a rush! (She looked at the group)... You're welcome, by the way. Next time this 'Crokton' guy comes back for more, be sure to give me a heads up. (She left)
  • ZongueBob:... Wow! That was beautiful with a capital B- Uh, I MEAN, BRUTAL!... VERY BRUTAL!
  • Cephward:... That... Was unexpected.
  • Mr. Tetrus: Well hey, it did me business a HUGE faver.
  • Ceptward: Wait.... Am I the only one to noticed that she knew Qong Fu? Ya know, like this knucklehead? (Points to Zonguebob)."
  • ZongueBob:... I...
  • Mr. Tetrus: How's about you take some time off to get to know the girl more? It's obvious the place is gonna be needing some new renovations and repairs anyway.
  • ZongueBob: I CAN'T! Being emotional with girls makes me queasy! Plus, can you IMAGINE how awkward that would be for me to just walk up to some random alien stranger and ask them to hang out?
  • Ceptward: As awkward as THIS? (He pushes him into Sonny as they bumped into each other)
  • Sonny: WHOA, SWEET SPICEBERRIES!
  • ZongueBob: Oh, fishpaste!
  • Sonny: Wha? What do you want?
  • ZongueBob: I, uh, I, just, I slipped on a wet floor.
  • Sonny:... There wasn't any wet floors to begin with. Also, we're underwater.
  • ZongueBob: I- (Laughs nervously) Yeah!
  • Sonny:... Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost or something.
  • ZongueBob: Oh no, no, no, it's just, I actually wanted to ask you something-
  • Cephward: OH, WILL YOU TWO JUST F*** ALREADY?!?
  • ZongueBob: NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I-I-I-I-I, Oh, Dear Nepiton, this is gonna drive me nuts! (He started rambling on as the two stared awkwardly)
  • Mr. Tetrus:... Cephward, was that necessary?
  • Cephward: Yep! Like ripping off a Band-Aid! (He laughs in a similar fashion like Squidward as he was launched into the ceiling)... Yeah, I deserved that!
  • ZongueBob: (He continued babbling)
  • Sonny: Is this some kinda cultural language to you, because it sounds like you're babbling like an idiot.
  • ZongueBob: I-I-I-I-I, thank you for saving us!
  • Sonny:... I just said you're welcome, please don't fill up the holo-file of s*** I ALREADY KNOW!
  • ZongueBob:... Wowzy, you have a good sense of humor.
  • Sonny: Look, Mr. Zongue, I don't know what this is about, but I need to go. I have a LOTTA research to do, and I mustn't fall behind. Especially after the mess with the exhibition site. (She walked off)
  • ZongueBob:... (Melts depressively) Oh, Carcar Sauce!
  • Mr. Tetrus: Well, that could've gone better.
  • ZongueBob: I told you, I haven't talked to girls properly before, especially ones I fall in love with it.
  • Cephward: (Still having his head in the ceiling) Well, I agree considering this is the first time you fell in love with a REAL girl since you stupidly fell in love with a Tetra Googer!
  • ZongueBob: Oh, you HAD to bring that up.
  • Cephward: Hell yeah I had to bring that up.
  • Mr. Tetrus: Lad, you just gotta spend more time with her. Just find where she lives and talk to her some more.
  • ZongueBob:... Where DOES she live?
  • Mr. Tetrus: In a place called an 'Oxydome' or something. Just find what looks like a split bubble in the ground with a strange alien plant inside it with technology surrounding it.
  • ZongueBob:... I guess I understand what I'm supposed to do.

Downtown Trunk Bottom

  • ZongueBob: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?
  • Soap Opera Guy #1: I'm a hopeless romantic with no chance at a girlfriend! What can I do?
  • SOG #2: Man, all you need, is a friend to help!
  • SOG #1: Hey, right! Because after all...
  • SOGs: FRIENDSHIP SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS!
  • SOG #3: Wow, I feel as if I'm watching Telebellies with you guys!
  • ZongueBob: (Hearing that)... I know! I'll ask Atrick!
  • Atrick: (He came in) Did my best buddy call?
  • Zonguebob: "(Freaks out) DAHH?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?"
  • Atrick: "I was enjoying some frozen dairy (Brings out AUU Ice Cream) And I heard you said my name."

Tea at the Oxydome

Oxydome

  • Sonny: (She got out of her EVO suit digitally)... WHEW!
  • Sau: What up with the turning up late thing? I didn't think the bosses statement that getting a new crew is currently budgetly impossable was THAT inconvinent to you!
  • Sonny: Let's just say, I've been through a LOTTA s*** here, Sau! Turns out, the place I got my lunch is attacked on a regular basis by a crokton who wants it's formula because his business across the highway stinks. So I did them a favor, and their zongue cook had a brief and awkward conversation with me.
  • Sau:... I guess that explains why your blood pressure is high. I might suggest easing yourself before continuing your research.
  • Sonny: You're darn right! Get me to the pool! (She was teleported there as she jumped in as she surfaced and sighed)... This place is just FULL of surprises.

Outside Oxydome

  • ZongueBob:... Well... This is where she lives. It... (Looks at the amazing design)... Seems a little fancy-schmancy. Well... Okay, ZongueBob, you can do this! You can do this! You can do this, you can do this, you can't do this, you can't do this, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!! (He turns around and bounces off of Atrick's belly) POOOMPH!...
  • Atrick: Where do you think YOU'RE going?
  • ZongueBob: Oh, uh, Atrick. What're you doing here?
  • Atrick: I couldn't help noticing that conversation you had with the local land creature. When I heard that she lives in 'air', I knew her type. You think you can't do this, buddy? You just need to open UP to her type!
  • ZongueBob:... What type, exactly?
  • Atrick: The word 'air' is fancy talk! So that means YOU gotta be fancy. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this! (He does so) The higher you hold it, the fancier you are!
  • ZongueBob: That doesn't seem to make a lick of sense. She's clearly not fancy. I mean, look at her home!
  • Atrick:... Sure looks fancy-schmancy. And that's precisely my point! So, just give it a try.
  • ZongueBob: (He holds his pinky) How's that?
  • Atrick: Higher!
  • ZongueBob: (Lifts it higher) Like that?
  • Atrick: Now THAT's fancy-schmancy! They should call you ZongueBob FancyPants!
  • ZongueBob:... For some reason, I don't feel anymore confident I can do this.
  • Atrick: Come on! Who made it this far with this stranger because he had the asexual balls to do it?
  • ZongueBob:... I did.
  • Atrick: Who has been itching for something more to love than a job at the C&C?
  • ZongueBob: I did!
  • Atrick: Who... Uh... Who... DUR, GEEZ... UH, WHO'S A BIG YELLOW CUBE WITH HOLES?!?
  • ZongueBob: I AM!!!
  • Atrick: Who's ready?
  • ZongueBob: I'm ready!
  • Atrick: Who's READY?!?
  • ZongueBob: I'M ready!
  • Atrick: WHO'S READY?!?
  • ZongueBob: I'M READYYYY!!!
  • Atrick: THAT'S the spirit! Now, remember, when in doubt, pinky out! I'll be watching you as much as I can. Here! Take this walkie-talkie! (He takes it) Now go out there and show that lady a good time! See if you can find some flowers while you're at it.
  • ZongueBob: Already have some. Borrowed some from Cephward's garden.
  • Cephward's voice from afar: ZONGUEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!
  • Atrick:... Let's be sure to make Ceptward an apology cake later. Just get out there, you lucky buddy o' mine! (He went in)
  • ZongueBob: (He accesses the airlock)
  • Voice: Initiating water drain. (It drained out as his arm curled up and he stopped whistling as his lips went limp)...
  • ZongueBob:... (He did this)
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OH SHIT Sound effect

  • ZongueBob: (He banged on the door)
  • Sau: (She answered the door as ZongueBob came out and onto the ground flopping) GEESE LOUISE, BUDDY, WHAT IN KRAAN'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
  • ZongueBob: What happened?!? WHERE'S THE WATER?!?
  • Sau:... I take it you are the zongue worker of the C&C Sonny was talking about?
  • ZongueBob:... I... I am?
  • Sau: Hold up for a second. (She analyzed him)... Welcome, ZongueBob QuadPants.
  • ZongueBob:... What is this? (He waves his arm around and sniffs)
  • Sau: Oh, and you answer your question about the water's absince: This is an oxygenated environment. Not much water is here. Sonny needs air to survive in this environment.
  • ZongueBob:... Who are you?
  • Sau: I am designated as Sau. I am Sonny's partner, friend, and assistant. Now, you MAY want to get hydrated support, or you won't survive for, approximately, more than 5 minutes.
  • ZongueBob: Are you kidding? If I wanna meet your friend, I gotta be fancy-schmancy, and tough! (He breaths in)... (Sau paused)... (He coughed wildly as he started drying up)... I see your point!
  • Sau: Tch, I love being right. (She summons a water helmet for him digitally)... There we go!
  • ZongueBob: (He gasped)... Whew! Thanks!
  • ???: SAU?!? IS SOMEONE THERE?!?
  • Sau: It's the zongue from the C&C you talked to. He says he wants to talk.
  • Sonny: Teleport him in! (He was beamed to the pool area)... What'cha want?
  • ZongueBob: (The song from before played again as he was aroused by her near-naked body until it stopped again)
  • Sonny: SPIT IT OUT, PORIFERAN!!! WHAT IS IT?!?
  • ZongueBob: OH, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CUTE!!! (Clears throat) Uh, I mean, I just wanted to say hi.
  • Sonny:... Why?
  • Sau: (Teleports in) Well, given the heart rate, the high blood pressure, the perspiration, the stress levels, and the obvious erection, which concirms his asexual nature leans torwords male, I'd say... He's in love with you.
  • Sonny:...
  • ZongueBob: (Sighs) Does your friend ever mind her own business?
  • Sonny: She's programmed to serve my every need..... And tends to have abit of a snarky attatude to boot. So, yeah, not one to mind her own business. Now, this is very sweet and all, but... I hardly even know ya'. If you wanted to say hi, ya shoulda' asked.
  • ZongueBob: Sorry, it's just, meeting you and giving you that food, and seeing you beat the tar outta Crokton, was... Asking me to see you.
  • Sonny: (Sighs) Look, this ain't really the time for me to socialize, Mr. Uh... Didn't get your name.
  • ZongueBob: ZongueBob. ZongueBob QuadPants. And... Uh... Just so you know... I know Qong Fu, too.
  • Sonny: Do you now?
  • Sau: Says so in his profile. Junior blackbelt. He's also got a long line of citations here. He's an expert cook...
  • Sonny: Well, DUH!
  • Sau: Yeah your right, that was too obvious. His favorite hobbies are cookouts, jellenfishing, blowing bubbles, and he has not yet gained his driver's license. Says he failed 1,568,096 times.
  • Sonny: WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHH- (She fell underwater in surprise, gurgling and surfaced) SWEET ARBASUS ALMIGHTY!!! HOW COULD YOU FAIL A DRIVING TEST THAT MANY TIMES?!?
  • ZongueBob: My driving teacher says I'm 'unteachable'.
  • Sonny:... Really?
  • Sau: His track records in his driving classes speak for themselves. (She saw footage of him doing reckless things when trying to drive, as a puff was heard)
  • ???: OH, ZONGUEBOB... WHYYYYYYYY?!?
  • Sau: (Snickers), That's both dark and funny!
  • Sonny:... Is he THIS dense?
  • Sau: His medical records say that he has developmental disabilities, has some level of autism, he has a bit of a menace record, he is a little childish at times, he has poor understanding, is often confused, shows signs of stress, had several accidents, and is often bisexual.
  • Sonny:..... Well, there goes the neighborhood.
  • Sau: However, he has a good heart, is a thrill-seeker, enjoys his life, and is often curious. There's at least those quilites.
  • Sonny: Is that right?
  • ZongueBob: Look, Miss Bubbles, I... I-I-I- (He quickly got out some flowers) I got you these.
  • Sonny:... Sweet.
  • ZongueBob:... Is that it?
  • Sonny: Okay, okay, look, I'm a little busy right now.
  • Sau: Busy with your daily swim?
  • Sonny: Sau, please! I'll be with you shortly. Sau, can you give him a tour while he waits?
  • Sau: Eh, I got nothing better to do as a flouting head. The Sau Tour of Sonny's Dome begins, Mr. QuadPants. (He followed her)
  • ???: (As he was walking) At to Zongue! At to Zongue! Testing! Testing! Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! TESTIING!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! TEST-TEST... DO YOU READ?!?
  • ZongueBob: Zongue to At, I read you loud and clear. What's up?
  • Atrick: How's it going so far?
  • ZongueBob: Atrick, I... Turns out air is-
  • Atrick: Oh, Nepiton, you're stressed out, aren't you?!? YOUR PINKY'S UP, RIGHT?!?
  • ZongueBob: Uh... (He raises it up)
  • Sau: What are you doing?
  • ZongueBob:... This is fancy, isn't it?
  • Sau:.... Pretty sure the Pinkie thing works best with cups.
  • ZongueBob:...
  • Sau: Also, My hearing is good, you know. Okay, who's your little radio chat-friend here?
  • Atrick: JUST IGNORE THE ASTROFISH ON THE WALKIE-TALKIE, MAM!... Aw, darn it! I mean... You're listening to WWH2O, 1234.5 the Point, 103 the Ocean, 24-7 hours of music like Tned and the Tneedle Fish, The Junkyard Rogfish, Sharkria, and more with no commerical interuptions- OH, TO HELL WITH THIS!! I'MA COMIN' TO HELP YA' BUDDY!
  • ZongueBob: ATRICK, NO!!!... Atrick? (Atrick came in as the undrained water gushed out)
  • Atrick: HERE I COME, BUDDY!!!
  • Sau: (They saw him)... Oh this is gonna tickle my dark sense of humor.
  • Zonguebob: "Oh for pete's sake, Atrick."
  • Atrick: (He came in) BUDDY! Thank goodness! I thought you fainted!
  • Sau: Thought? I heard everything.
  • Atrick: Lemme just have a little chat, PLEASE! (He takes ZongueBob)... Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure we can improvise!... (Starts getting weak) I won't let you blow... This! (He drops and crawls on the floor, panting, coughing, and sputtering)...... WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THI-HI-HI-HIIIIS?!?
  • ???: (She came out in a towel) Okay, now what's going on?! Who else got in here?!?
  • Atrick: (He runs toward the door and tries to open it) There's no water in here!!!
  • ZongueBob: I tried to tell you, buddy!
  • Atrick: I'VE GOTTA GET OUT!!!... OPEN SESAME!!!
  • Sonny:... Really?
  • Sau: (Sturggles to hold back her snickering). I got this! (She digitally gave him a water helmet as he gasped for breath)
  • Atrick:... WHEW!... MUCH better!
  • Sonny: Now then... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?
  • ZongueBob: (He babbles crazily due to both being aroused to her wet body and confusion)... Atrick? A little help here?
  • Atrick: This guy is a nice one, FYI! He is-
  • Sonny: Sau gave me the lowdown on his profile! But it's NOT enough!
  • Sau: Sonny, relax. I can sense their brain patterns. ZongueBob is trying to make a connection here, and Atrick told him the word 'air' was 'fancy talk', and told him to hold his pinky up.
  • Sonny:... Oh, great! Another genius!
  • Sau: (Analyzes Atrick)... That's a streach.. His profile says he was diagnosed with mental retardation, Downer's Syndrome, has a bit of silliness, confusion, stupidity, whether he's aware of it or not, he has been called a bully and a sociopath, he also loves jellenfishing and bubble blowing, has a bit of a smarty personality, and he has a fragile mind.
  • Sonny:... And THIS is his best friend?
  • Sau: As logical paradoxial as it seems, correct. It's strange, I know. But then again, so is ZongueBob. Point is, the two tried to make this visit work, but as we all know now, it fell in hot water. But hey, at least we got alot of laughs from this.
  • Sonny:... Look, you two, I admit, I am grateful to have someone visiting. Nobody's ever done that since I got here. I love the sea a lot, that much is true. I was raised on the island city of Ease, Thexus after all. I love a few things of this world, but I'm... Still trying to cope with the strangeness of this world. That incident with Crokton was a GOOD example, and it wasn't the first. And on top of that, my exbition site was savatoshed by a darn ethicist for the upteenth time in the row, and my superiors say that it won't be possable to get another crew ready before the next year. It's like this guy doesn't want this world to know about it's great history because he doesn't trust outsiders with it!
  • Sau: Hey, at least these two are a GOOD kind of strange. They're just CLEARLY clueless to your tastes. Why not tell them about your mission here?
  • Sonny:... I feel... That's sharing too much.
  • Sau: What's so sensitive about your mission? You already blabbed about the exbition site going south! Ya might as well go into detail!
  • Sonny: Well, someone can try and use me to get to this technology.
  • Sau: But it IS activated by telepathic charges, right? What's the chance of THAT happening?
  • Sonny: What about that Walker?!
  • Sau: "Well OBVIOUSLY, that could've been a long outmoded war machine from back when this advance race didn't went that far. Also, come on. (Quietly) I doubt these guys even know what we're talking about."
  • Zonguebob and Atrick are seen with incredaly stupid faces as seen from the first Spongebob Movie when Spongebob ensured Mr. Krabs that his life were in their hands.
  • Sonny:... Eh, good point. Alright, yall' can see what I'm up to. But, PLEASE, just don't touch anything.
  • ZongueBob:... You got that, right, Atrick?
  • Atrick: Touch! (He touched Sau's holographic screens, yet it passed through) I'm sorry, what?
  • Sau: "Hey hey hey, hands off the mercentise, big guy! At least buy me dinner first before I consent into anything with you!"
  • Sonny:... (Sighs) We are in for a LOT!
  • Sau: No kidding. But look on the bright side, at least you have someone other then me to socialise with.
  • Sonny: Yeah. I guess that's true. Come on. (They followed her)

Crokton's Revenge

Crokton C&C Restaurant

  • Crokton: (He was in the shower)... Blech! My eye had to go through a LOT after that mursturd bombardment!
  • Karrer: Oh sure, whine about having comdiment meant for spicing up a slap of slaughtered animal in your eye and NOT how a Sea Squirl of all things managed to have waste your entire bot army AND OUR BUDGET FOR THE RESTUARENT DOWN WITH IT?!
  • Crokton: I had them cornered at last! Then she kicked her webbed feet into my plans as if she owned the place!
  • Karrer: Well, at least we know to pay attention to people's eating shedgules should you ever try to do that again, like I've been trying to tell you since DAY, ONE?!
  • Crokton: Oh, I've done that to so many people, and they didn't act up.
  • Karrer: Yet another reason why this stranger is peculiar.
  • Crokton:... Karrer? Do you remember why she's even here?
  • Karrer: Oh now you want to look up currents? (Sighs), Un-believeable! Well luckily for you, Selgon, I still have the footage in Trunk Bottom News about her info and her purpose here. Observe. (She turned on the screen.)
  • Fishhead: In a stunning turn of events, there has been an alien landing in Trunk Bottom. Eyewitnesses described the landing as 'strange and crazy'. (The landing was seen as a large white spaceship with Oxydome Enterprises brand recognition was seen, as it digitally started fabricating a landing pad that went online, as a large bubble was created and formed a treedome-like structure, as the bubble hardened into a strong glass-like plastic, and the rest of the spaceship converted in crazy ways into the rest of the area's marks)... Unbelievable! We wouldn't have believed it if we didn't see it with our own eyes. This is the first sign of alien activity in history. We are now going live to Prench Cherles live on the seen.
  • Prench Cherles: (He was a tench-like fish with a Chuck Charles-style voice) This is Prench Cherles live at the scene of this mysterious alien craft that mysteriously transformed into a strange new bubble thing. Our top reporters shall go in and investigate the scene.
  • Fish #1: This is crazy, man! We don't know what this thing can do! Maybe it's the prelude to an invasion, and it's designed to attract attention as it's a bomb that will wipe out any mesmerized by it.
  • Fish #2: Dude, pull your balls outta your purse, and do your job!
  • Fish #1: Okay, THAT'S sexist as hell!
  • Fish #2: Yeah! It's sexist! And you know what's laying out there? A Pullotzer! Now GO GET IT!!!!
  • Fish #1: Okay, okay! (The airlock door opened as a massive amount of bubbles escaped the air pocket within, and out came something the reporters were worried about for a while, until it was revealed to be Sonny)
  • Sonny:... Howdy. How may I help you?
  • Fish #1:... Wha... WHOA! AN ALIEN!!!
  • Fish #3: IF YOU'RE HERE FOR OUR PLANET, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!! Our military could kick your ass without a single-
  • Sonny: Okay, I can tell you guys have never seen aliens in eons.
  • Fish #2:... We haven't had any, period.
  • Sonny: Or did you? Sau?
  • Sau: With gusto. (She unleashed something from out of the ground as it was revealed to be alien technology very unlike something seen before, as the reporters were amazed)...
  • Sonny:... Didn't know THEY were all over this planet, now did you?
  • Fish #3:... I... WHA... WHY... HOW COME WE NEVER NOTICED THAT?!?
  • Sonny: Well, it's been long obscured for eons. You see, my agents said that this world was the homeworld of a very dang-advanced precursor race, that was allied with another race that I previously studied called the Physheges. I've come to study technology like this, and unlock it's secrets.
  • Fish #1:... So... You're not here to invade?
  • Fish 4: "Hey, it's not to say invadtion isn't on the table! She could be here to invade BECAUSE of this tec! IT'S A RECOVERY INVADTION AND WE'RE BEING PUNISHED FOR UNKNOWINGLY HOLDING IT HOSTAGE?!"
  • Sonny: Would you people STOP IT with the invadtion accusations? I'm a sciencetist, not a vanguard of an entire armada! Besides, no conquest happy race in their right mind would want this world unless THEY had prior knowledge of this tec!
  • Fish 5: "So, maybe trying to prove it exists, isn't a good idea?"
  • Sonny: Oh, don't worry. We at Oxydome like to keep hush-hush with the outside world until we can confirm it. By then, all of the tec will be secured and ready for storage in Oxydome Enterprises. Those such invaders wouldn't even realise what they missed out on. Not to mention, they'd be nothin' like me. I'm just a common animal throughout the cosmos. Sentient, just like you.
  • Fish #2:... And... What's with the strange suit?
  • Sonny: Well, it's my EVO suit. You see, my species, though it's semi-aquatic, cannot survive underwater forever. We gotta have our air once in a while. (Digitally manipulates her helmet as her mouth was exposed, and she gurgled) It can be quite hazardous to our health, too, and not just from drowning or pressure.
  • Fish #2:... Wow, that's sad.
  • Fish #3: I have NO idea what she just said. Or the point of talking like that.
  • Sau: It's just her own funny demonstration of her biology. Without air, she cannot breath, and will eventually lose consciousness. She can hold her breath longer than most land animals because of her semi-aquatic nature, but it cannot keep her alive forever. And this, is her home. It provides her the means to an oxygenated environment, and it's where she will do her studies. I assure you, we mean you no harm. We come in peace.
  • Sonny: (Gurgle-giggles as she got her mouth into her helmet again) Sau, that is so common to aliens, it's basically a stereotype. I think they get the idea.
  • Fish #1:... Well, s***, what were we worried about? Welcome to Oceonous, Miss...
  • Sonny: Sonny. Sonny Bubbles. This is my assistant Sau. You won't have anything to worry about from us. We're just here to discover more about this alien race. Our agents have seemed to reveal much about themselves and their future regarding your society. For reasons unknown, and like many others of it's technological level, this great civilization disappeared one day, but no ruins were ever found, even on this world or other colonies. All the inventions that you take for granted, were given to you by them. Their advances in art, technology, financial wealth, and weaponry were eons ahead of their time! And to us at Oxydome Enterprises, studying this particular race is a challenge that I would LOVE to relish in. So, I'll be staying with you people until I can come to a startling conclusion I'd like to share with you. (They failed to notice that a secret ctenophore-like being was seen, having sent some probes that proceeded to snag away the uncovered tec while no one was paying attention and quickly left before any notice can be made.)
  • Fish #1:... Well... Thank you for sharing this, and for your time, Miss Bubbles. I'm sure we people on the air, no pun intended, can cope with and provide for you.
  • Sonny: And I'm sure I can get used to your wonderful, and... (She saw all the beautiful wildlife around her)... Your really beautiful landscape. I'll keep you posted- (Realises the lost tec got lost again) WHAT THE?! SAU?!
  • Sau: "(Notices the suddenly gone tec)...... Wow, really? It's only been unearthed for no more then 5 SECONDS, and already there's ethicests going around and taking away tec because they want to respect the culture by not having it uncovered?! I get where they come from, but, yeesh!"
  • Fish 6: ".... Wow, it's actselly good your not an invader, because you suck at your job, lady."
  • Sonny: "Hey! I'll ignor that to be civil about this. Anyway, note that soon an Exbition Crew will come here and undig more of the lost tec we HOPE won't end up spontaniously disappearing on us. I promise you, this Ethicest will not deny science because of his blind morality."
  • Fish #1: You heard it here first! An alien is here to uncover lost tec that has ALREADY been targeted by a very over-sensitive ethicist about the matter! Back to you, Prench. (The footage cut)
  • Crokton:... Aliens were here... BEFORE us?!?
  • Karrer: Alien is such a suggestive term. A nicer word would be, Otherworlder.
  • Crokton: SAME THING?!... Wait..... If that's the case, then...... I SHALL USE IT TO RULE THE WORLD AND TAKE THE FORMULA!!!
  • Karrer:...
  • Crokton:... What?
  • Karrer:... You were so quick to suggest that. This is WHY I don't share the news with you anymore! It's always rule the world this, and rule the world that?! All that, because you and Tetrus had a big fight and you ending up NOT getting a good part of a recipe for a STUPID PATTY?!
  • Crokton: Karrer, don't you see? This technology could prove QUITE useful! The technology of this race that shaped our society? If that doesn't scream my name, I don't know what does.
  • Karrer: "I tend to scream your name for how much of a moron you are."
  • Crokton: I have GOTTA see what she's doing in that 'Oxydome' of hers.
  • Karrer: Oh you cannot seriously be suggesting invading an alien's labs with advanced security.
  • Crokton: As serious as a shark attack!
  • Karrer: "Oy. I can already predict that this is gonna end poorly."
  • Crokton: "OH HAVE SOME FAITH FOR ME, WILL YOU?!"

Sonny's Research and Discoveries

Oxydome

  • Sonny:... You see, your homeworld has more than ya'll think it does. This world was actually a home planet for a precursor race. One that I've been learnin' more and more on their biology. I've discovered that this technology of theirs suggest that they can manipulate water to their leisure. But apart from these older ones like the Walkers, their machines can only be activated via a psionic discharge, which suggests they are telepathic. Thing is, every time we get a good exsample, it always ends up disappearing on me! Even when I managed to get it to the lab, it just poofs on me! It's like there's this REALLY determined Ethicest that doesn't want the universes to know this tec exist because he's afraid of it's purity being ruined by our culture. I mean, I can understand his dillemma, but he's interfearing with a goverment funded exbition! That tec could embetter all of socity, not just this world, and he's acting unreasonable about this! Ya know, there was an entire system that holds the Huncus and Armtamage corperations that went to hell, because of Etchicests! Denying knowledge for any reason isn't right and-
  • Sau: "Way to derail the subject, Sons."
  • Sonny: "..... Sorry. Anyway, this is tec that can be activated by the power of psyics with teleconisis."
  • Atrick:... So they are psychopaths with teleporters?
  • Sau: Wrongo, Pinky! It means they have so much brain power, they can use it to manipulate the world around them. They can read and control minds, they can levitate objects, and given this technology, they can control water just as fluently. I was convinced they were cephalopods since they were the most intelligent of invertebrates. But after further study, it suggests a different biology.
  • Sonny: And the more I learn, the more interesting it gets! This race has a LOTTA stories to tell, and I could HARDLY WAIT TO LEARN... Ahem!
  • ZongueBob:... I can see you're passionate with what you do. I like it.
  • Sonny: No need for flattery. It's just a job.
  • ZongueBob: But one you enjoy?
  • Sonny: OH, UNBELIEVABLY! THE WORLD OF SCIENCE IS UNBELIEVABLE, AND THE RACES OF AQUATIC ORIGIN ARE SO INTERESTING! I... Aw, DAGNABBIT, TRICK QUESTION!
  • ZongueBob: No, it's alright. It's nothing to be ashamed of to admit your feelings. I mean, it was hard to me to admit mine since I just met you, and have little info on your biology, but... Well... I'm sure I'll get used to you.
  • Sonny: I don't even know if it could work anyway. We ARE from different landscapes after all.
  • ZongueBob: That's the beauty of it. Forbidden loves are QUITE interesting.
  • Sau: Well tecnecally, there's no unspoken laws against lands and seas dating eachother that I can look up on in my data bases, so... He got you there, Sonny.
  • Sonny: Oh, shut up with the cliche merf pockey, Sau! Anyway, this race had some kinda alliance with the race I previously studied, the Physheges. I came here to learn more bout them, AND their relationship with the Physheges.
  • ZongueBob:... You sure seem smart.
  • Sonny: Was the tech here not an earlier clue?
  • ZongueBob: (Laughs) You're snarky like the little bot. I like that.
  • Sonny:... Not to self, Sonny, don't feed his crush. (Openly) So, I've been here for weeks trying to learn about these creatures. It's a challenge that I'd love to relish in, only made difficult by this ethicist that keeps endangering the crews I bring in, and they eventually end up quiting because something like uncovering tec shouldn't be dangerious, ends up being dangerious!
  • Atrick: "Well to be fair, if a big flicken-legged robot came to life and wanted to kill me, I'd bailed on that project to!"
  • Zonguebob shoves Atrick clearing his throat!
  • Sonny: "Well, yeah, I can understand that they were scared of losing their lives, but, trust me, if it wasn't for the Ethicest, this would be a relitively safe exbition! My point being, my superiors say that I won't be expecting a new crew before the end of the year. Alot of the best ones are too scared of this world because of this Ethicist causing dishastors and stealing the tec to assumingly bury it back to the ground somewhere out of my range thus rendering it pointless as well! I mean, I can understand wanting to protect the purity of this precurser race's existence, but, that doesn't mean we shouldn't learn about them to BETTER protect this tec! Because, it's not like it's the best kept secret anymore! Everyone knows about this world because of those exbition crews! If I were to fail, who's to say someone even better then me won't attempt it and do things that'll keep this Ethicist from savatoshing him, or if someone less friendlier then me shows up and forces the tec out! Whether that Ethcist wants to admit it or not, nothing is stopping that tec from getting out of the ground, one way or the other! (Sighs)..... I just wish it was the way that can encourage understanding."
  • ZongueBob:... Sounds like you could use some help.
  • Sonny: Don't get any ideas. Like I said, I barely know you. After what you displayed, I don't feel comfortable around you yet. I feel you'd end up turning mah research into disasters. Besides, I already got Sau to aid me, and there's barely enough room for ya'.
  • ZongueBob: But we don't take up that much space! (He shrinks himself) SEE?!? (He pops back to normal, as he went into a container) I can fit in here! Mmm, coo-zy!
  • Sonny: We kinda need that container.
  • ZongueBob: Well, how about... (He goes into beakers, flasks, and otherwise) This? Or this? OR THIS?
  • Sonny: ZongueBob, you must understand that this isn't for fun. It's science. It takes a LOTTA work, and a LOTTA patience, so I don't have time for games OR enthusiasts.
  • ZongueBob: Fine! (In manly voice) Put me in the brig! (He gets into an air vent) I don't mind!
  • Sonny:... That's the air vent. I need that, too.
  • ZongueBob:... Oh... (He got out) Well, I'm sure we can work out SOME kinda compromise. Right, Atrick?
  • Atrick: (He was on a computer, thinking it was an arcade game) LOOK! I'M WINNING!!!
  • ZongueBob: ATRICK, SHE SAID WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYTHING!!!
  • Sonny:... That's exactly my point, and why I can't trust you for the moment. Besides, if you want me around, then I can consider going on activities with you. But until then, I must ask you to leave.
  • ZongueBob:... Are you sure?
  • Sonny: It's nothin' personal. I just have a lot on my plate, esepically after that mishap with the Walker, and if I turn my back, it might go stale. So, I'm sure you have a lot of other better things to do. Goodbye.
  • ZongueBob:... I understand. I'll be waiting. Come on, Atrick! (Sighs as they left)
  • Sonny:... Wow, yet another surprise!
  • Sau:... Sonny... I think you really SHOULD consider hanging out with them. Even if they ARE strange in their own charming fashion, I'm sure they'd be a lot of fun to hang out with.
  • Sonny: I told them, I have no time for fun.
  • Sau: Sonny, you've had your nose stuck in science for a pretty long time, and all you've done is have it all to yourself. Besides, the walker fisaco pretty much put the exbition on hold, so, it's not like you can continue anyway. You need to stretch your legs out and take a greater paddle than you do now. There's people out there who'd love to meet you like they did.
  • Sonny: I hardly do well with friends.
  • Sau:... Isn't that why you have me?
  • Sonny: PLEASE... Don't remind me of that! I... It was just painful to be reminded of the death of Zoey.
  • Sau:... You know, it's never too late to have new friends.
  • Sonny:... No! It won't work. I mean... You saw that guy! He's a little... Hard to take seriously.
  • Sau: I don't know, he seems nice, and kind enough for you. I mean, he's no Calbert Zestein, but hey, at least compaired to his pink friend, he's not a COMPLETE joke.
  • Sonny:... Well... He's just an acquaintance for now. I'll give it some consideration.
  • Sau: Sonny, look. You love the sea, don't you?
  • Sonny:... Yeah?
  • Sau: So, what could be better than socializing with the locals, even if it's one who has a crush on you? Who knows? He MIGHT help you with your research. I mean, again, you aren't gonna expect some help from Oxydome for awhile now anyway, so, you may as well get the next best thing in helping out, and that's the locals. Espeically if money is no requirement, if ya catch my drift.
  • Sonny: But how do I know I can trust him?
  • Sau: Open yourself up to him. Let yourself be more comfortable around him, that way you can understand and therefore accept him. He seemed like a nice person to have a laugh with. Wasn't I the same for you?
  • Sonny:... (Giggles)... I guess that IS true.... Alright. I guess I could spend a day with him, but that's it.
  • Sau: Trust me, you WON'T be disappointed.
  • Sonny: (She digitally summoned her EVO suit and left)

Sonny Spends Time With New Friends

ZongueBob's Podaba

  • Sonny:... He lives in a Pobada Stalk? 
  • (Sau): (Laughs) That sounds SO unhealthy. I thought I couldn't laugh this hard since, ya know! (Laughs)
  • Sonny: Yeah, hilarious. Let's just get this over with. (She knocks the door) ZONGUEBOB? Are you home? (ZongueBob came out)
  • ZongueBob: (Gasps) SONNY! You came!
  • Sonny: Yeah, I came.
  • Fish: IS THAT MEANT FOR A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY?!?
  • Sonny: HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU!!
  • Fish: Okay, minding my own business now!
  • (Sau): Give him the gift!
  • Sonny: Sure! (She brings him chocolate-like candies)...
  • ZongueBob:... WOW! Already, you're in love with me?
  • Sonny: Hey don't get the wrong idear! This is more like a friend gift! Sau just said... I had to open myself up to you.
  • ZongueBob: (Quietly) Oh, I'd certainly like that.
  • Sonny: What?
  • ZongueBob: NOTHING! Come in! (A meow was heard as a snail-like cephalopod was seen)... Oh, hey, Jery! This was the alien I was telling you about. Sonny, this is my pet Sbwoll, Jery.
  • Sonny:... (She interacts with the Sbwoll, as he started purring)... Whoa! These things are like feloots in this world.
  • ZongueBob: What's a feloot?
  • Sonny: A pet that acts like this. Jery here seems nice, even to a total stranger. So... Uh... I'd like to spend a day with you. You have something we can do?
  • ZongueBob:... ("A DAY?!? YEEEEEEESSS!!! NOW'S MY CHANCE TO REEL HER IN!") How about we take a trip to the park? There's a lot to do there.
  • Sonny: I'd say so.

Trunk Bottom Central Park

  • Sonny:... Your Central Park is in the middle of a giant lake and has a beach to go with it?
  • ZongueBob: Yeah. The Central Goo Lake is a good spot for summers like this.
  • Sonny:... (Sees the goo behind the castle-like wall)... Wow! I mean, I know this stuff is a harmless denser hydrate, but... I'm just surprised goo could be as plentiful as this.
  • ZongueBob: I can tell you never saw this stuff before.
  • Sonny: Actually, it's common on some waterworlds, but it doesn't form a potent ecosystem like this. I don't know, maybe it's because of the gravity brought on by the superheavy elements of the planet's core, but... WOW! I'm starting to like Trunk Bottom more.
  • ZongueBob: Let's start the day here, then. I already came prepared.
  • Sonny: Good enough for me.

Later...

  • ZongueBob: (They were seen under an umbrella resting near the waves of goo)... You know... You CAN take that EVO suit off if you wish. (Realises what he said before Sonny can respond) EXCEPT THE HELMET!!! I mean... It's summer on this planet. Doesn't that EVO suit get sweaty?
  • Sonny: I can filter out excess heat.
  • ZongueBob: (Sighs) I'm SO sorry! I-I just need to work on socializing properly before going to the next level. That was SO stupid of me!
  • Sonny: Actually... This suit DOES chafe every once in a while. Also, it puts more weight on me. (She presses a button, and the EVO suit converts itself digitally into the helmet's hold, as she sighed once she was in her swimsuit) WHEW! I guess I weigh a bit less now.
  • ZongueBob:...
  • Sonny: Don't'chyou even think about it! You still need to prove you're a good enough person to trust, and staring at me like eye candy ain't gonna help.
  • ZongueBob:... Sorry. I can't really help it.
  • ???: WELL, WELL, WELL! (Atrick came in) I can see you managed to get her to hang out with you.
  • ZongueBob: Atrick! Well... Yeah. She said she could hang out with me for the day, so... I decided to just show her around Trunk Bottom.
  • Sonny: And already, he can't control his durn feelings for me.
  • Atrick: Not that I can blame him. As far as alien rodents go, you look like a supermodel then a sciencetist.
  • Sonny: "What, are sciencetists suppose to be steriotypically unattractive nerds and that pretty people are suppose to be idjits?"
  • Zonguebob: "Duh, what he means is, you did well to defy sciencetist expectations."
  • Sonny: Okay, you two, can you PLEASE try and prove you're worth my time?
  • ZongueBob:... I suppose so. I mean... It IS a good day today.... (He smirks)... Hey, Sonny! Look! (He grabbed a Jellen, and illuminated himself with it)... I'm Sonny!
  • Sonny:... Okay... I guess that's pretty funny. (Softly chuckles)
  • ZongueBob: (He uses the sand to dress up as Cephward)... Hey, Sonny! Who am I?
  • Sonny:... (Chuckles harder)
  • ZongueBob: (He answered a sand phone)... Hey, ZongueBob? Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be BORING!
  • Sonny: (She erupted with giggles) ZONGUEBOB! (Plops to the ground laughing)
  • ZongueBob: (He made a ding-dong sound) Did anyone order 20 peppery and sand pangzas?
  • Sonny: (She was laughing harder) STO-STO-I CAN'T BREA- (Laughs) I CAN'T BREA-
  • Atrick: But don't you have that helmet?
  • Sonny:... (She scoffed wildly and laughed harder) NO-NO-NOT HELPING, ATRICK!! (Laughs)... WHEW!... I haven't laughed this hard since Zoey made that joke about her as a hologram drowning in the underwater setting I was in when projecting it.
  • ZongueBob:... Am I worth your time NOW?
  • Sonny:... (Chuckles) I guess you are. I'm starting to like you. We could be tighter than bark on a tree.
  • ZongueBob: (He blushed)
  • ???: Hey, Sonny! (A lobster-like creature similar to Larry, but with a hairy and long tail, 4 long antennae and 4 short antennae, 3-finger pincers, transparent structures, and colorful neon colorations)
  • Sonny: QLARRY!
  • Qlarry: How you been doing, girl?
  • Sonny: Great! You never said you were a lifeguard.
  • ZongueBob:.. You know this guy?
  • Sonny: Yeah. This is Qlarry. We met at a weight-lifting competition which I earned third-place in.
  • ZongueBob:... So... You do more than science?
  • Sonny: Yeah. I gotta get fit. Why else am I such a defience to "Sciencetist Expectations"? Qlarry knows a LOT about it.
  • Qlarry: Yep. And, I must say, you are a really pretty and dashing person when relaxing from all those experiments. I heard about the exbition mess. Tough break.
  • Sonny: Oh don't worry, I'm learning to work around this. ZongueBob brought me here. For some reason, he has a crush on me
  • Qlarry: Really? Wow. I mean, I knew you were pretty, but I never knew you'd actually catch someone's eye.
  • Atrick: Yeah, he's in love, and you're technically c***-blocking him!
  • Qlarry: Dude, please ease off on the language. There's children present.
  • Zonguebob: "Well, crude as my friend was being, he still brought up a half-true assertion! Now, I can understand that your used to having females gather around you like an alpha male, but note that this girl already has a male with her! And don't think I'm not afraid to stand up to compition! Even with someone as, (Nerviously gulps as he takes a good look at Qlarry's fit body).... Strong, and fit, as you..... While I'm, (Sees his frail and nerdy appearence)..... Not so, strong."
  • Sonny: Zongue, don't get jealous. Qlarry and I are just acquaintances.
  • Qlarry: Why not friends?
  • Sonny: I don't wanna talk about it.
  • ZongueBob: (Mans up) Can you please leave? I'm trying to help her open up to having more friends. She needs to spend less time in her datapads and get more stretched out in the water.
  • Qlarry: Okay okay, I see. I know when I'm not invited to the party. Oh and don't worry, I don't typically like to mess with other people's girls, so don't worry about ol' Qlarry, cause like Sonny said. We're just acquantances. Good luck, then, lover boy! (He left)
  • Sonny:... ZongueBob! That was rude!
  • ZongueBob: Sorry, okay? It's hard to socialize with someone new to this world.
  • Sonny: Well, you didn't have to act like a jerk to him! Qlarry's a great guy!
  • ZongueBob: But I was worried he might be interested in you- (Covered his mouth)
  • Sonny: A-wha-... HE'S HAPPILY MARRIED!!
  • ZongueBob: Married?
  • Sonny: Yeah!! As in, he already has a significant other! He and I are more friends than anything else!
  • Atrick:... Yeah, that does kinda make you look like a jerk. (Zonguebob slaps Atrick) OW!!
  • ZongueBob: YOU STARTED IT, ATRICK?!... Alright, alright! Sorry! But... Look, I guess I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. I'm... Sorry for wasting your time, Sonny. (Sighs as they left)
  • Sonny: WAIT!... I'm sure we can figure things out. You didn't mean any intentional harm. Qlarry was already satisfied enough even without an apology. I'm sure he knows you as much as he does me. I... I still wanna know you a bit more.
  • ZongueBob: Well... I know this field that is filled with Jellens like nowhere else. Me and Atrick like to go there sometimes.
  • Atrick: Yeah, and it's mating season, so a lot of them are out more than usual! Catching is gonna be awesome!
  • Sonny: Now why would'ya wanna disturb a delicate ecosystem like that?
  • ZongueBob: Oh don't worry, we don't keep them to do anything to them. We let them go afterwards. Yeah, some places eat them as a delicacy, but not this place. The only thing we eat from them is their jelly.
  • Sonny:... They produce jelly here? Isn't jelly, you know, fruit preserves spread on sandwiches?
  • ZongueBob: On things like Tetra Googers? They're delicious. They're made here because the jellens eat sea fruits, even the ones that are poisonous to us, to produce all kinds of food, and not just jelly.
  • Sonny: Well, anything else?
  • ZongueBob: I could take you to see the finest dining establishment in town.
  • Sonny: And how'd you be able to be associated with a fancy eatery?
  • ZongueBob: Rephrase: The finest affordably-possible dining establishment in town.
  • Sonny: Well, I wouldn't be too surprised if you just flipped googers there or something.
  • ZongueBob:... Really? You thought I'd just take us to my place of work?
  • Sonny: I figured that was the only place you knew to have dinner.
  • ZongueBob: You, figured right.
  • Sonny:... (She giggled again) WOW, you are funny! I guess you ARE worth my attention. How about you take me to this place where the Jellens live?
  • Atrick: Oh, Jellen Fields is amazing. It's a place where you can get a tune with nature. And considering you said you love the sea, I'd say that's something you'd enjoy.
  • Sonny:... That is true. Well, alright! Let's give it a shot!

Jellen Fields

  • Sonny: (The three were in a large coral reef-like field filled with thriving landscapes as swarms of Jellens were seen) Wow, you guys weren't kidding about that mating season stuff. They're literally everywhere.
  • Atrick: Yeah! The catching's great! Just look out for the particularly-aggressive ones. They sting the worse!
  • Sonny: Oh, yeah. Some of them I know contain venom.
  • ZongueBob: Actually, there's not many venomous species here. But the stings can hurt just as much as any venom.
  • Sonny: "I know. I saw what happened to my head exbitioner guy when he bad mouthed them in his rant. Yeech. I don't blame him for being even more angier then already."
  • Zonguebob: Yeah, they don't respond well to insults at their name, even more so in vain. But they're really nice creatures when you come to appresiate them. In fact... There's one thing I'd like to show you. And I think it's where this mating ground is. (They arrive at a SpongeHenge-like landmark, with a large congregation of jellens and their polyps, pools of jelly, and large hives that form a city-like environment)...
  • Sonny:... WELL, HOLLY-WOLLY DING-DANG-DO!... What a reef!
  • ZongueBob:... Kinda built this thing since an incident involving a blustery day going through my holes, and attracting Jellens. They enjoy music, and they communicate and show affection by dancing. They enjoy music because it helps them find mates.
  • Sonny:... Ain't these things eusocial?
  • ZongueBob: Well, they are SEMI-eusocial. They form congregations of hives for genetic selections since they evolved not just out of asexual reproduction, but also a complete eusociality, which doesn't offer as much genetic selection as us. That's why they built places like this to spread their genome.
  • Sonny:... Wow! I thought they were like zees in your world, but they seem to be evolved far from their lifestyle.
  • ZongueBob: So yeah, I was trapped by them for a while, until I built this to keep them occupied. But funny thing... It didn't start out in THIS location. Jellens have the strength of numbers, and they can work well together. So, my best guess is that they moved it here to act as a mating ground. But crazy thing, something else is here. It's the queen jellen.
  • Sonny:... What, there's a single one for all these hives?
  • Atrick: THOSE are princesses. The queen is the one organizing all of the hives. All 446 of them. They seem to evolve very well on their own, and even their science is hard to understand.
  • Sonny:... I kinda know that. I liked them the first time I set eyes on them, and that's why I keep a few as pets. I witnessed them, and started to realize they had a more advanced lifestyle than what I saw. And... You might've just completed my research.
  • ZongueBob:... I did? (Buzzing was heard) Oh, boy! It's starting! Watch and learn, Doc Bubbles! Wild animals like these can throw WILDER parties! (This music played as the jellens started an elaborate mating dance, with a larger one, the queen, and several medium-sized ones, the princesses, witnessing it all, and a few of the princesses couldn't help but join, as they displayed an alien-like style of mating once the music ended, as Sonny was amazed by the spectacle, having recorded it all)
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Jelly Fish Jam

  • Sonny:... Hmm... Genuine, but I'd be MORE amazed if they could go farther than tha- (The jellens started making musical instruments with their bodies, and this played)
Stadium Rave01:09

Stadium Rave

  • Sonny:... Sau! PLEASE tell me you got that!
  • (Sau): Got it!
  • Sonny:... This... This was very nice to show me, guys. (The Jellens started showing affection to the three as she giggled)
  • ZongueBob: Oh, sometimes, they can also be curious. Their personalities are ranged at times, but they are nice once you get to know them. But careful not to know them too much, as I did when I stupidly decided to join nature with them.
  • Sonny: (Giggles) I'm impressed, ZongueBob! I had no idea until now that jellens here were so complex and, for lack of a better term, advanced.
  • Atrick: Yeah, people don't think much of Jellens. A lot of people who aren't classy enthusiasts like us simply think they just fly around, make jelly and sting people. They're really more magical once you take the time to look at them.
  • Sonny:... (Sighs)... I can agree with you on that one.
  • ZongueBob: And the ones that end up not having a mate are up for grabs at this time. The mating ritual and dance themselves are not a good time to go jellenfishing, as they can understandably be upset when they're caught on the most wonderful day of their lives. And... Try not to go near their young. The polyps have a habit of acting aggressive, and they deliver a sting that can cause pain for an entire day.
  • Sonny:... Ouch!
  • Atrick: But the ones that wind up unlucky end up for grabs in activities. There's also certain places you shouldn't wander into if you wanna avoid a painful sting. (They went off)
  • Sonny: (As she watched them)... You know, Sau? Maybe you're right. Maybe I AM underestimating them. They CAN be charming when you get to know them.
  • (Sau): Exactly. Their track records within my profile seemed to be potentially compatible to yours. We Omnicans are known for having the minds of both an organic being AND a machine, thus making us, in a way, half organic and half machine BESIDES cyborgs, androids in the non-definitive term popularized by many forms of entertainment, and biotics. You two seem likely to get along.
  • Sonny:... Sau, you are so surprising sometimes.
  • (Sau): Good luck proving me right. (She hangs up)
  • ZongueBob: (He laughs as he and Atrick came back and let go the jellens they caught)... Better luck next time in the next mating season.
  • Sonny:... What... What do you say we spend a bit more time together before dinner?
  • ZongueBob:... You... You mean it?
  • Sonny: You're a surprising person, ZongueBob. You too, Atrick.
  • Atrick: Not exactly first base yet, but close. Nice one, Zongue!
  • Sonny: DON'T PUSH IT!
  • Atrick: Sorry!
  • Sonny: Let's go. These jellens need their privacy. (They left)

Later...

  • Sonny sang this in the background as she, ZongueBob, and Atrick did many fun things together and started to open up to each other more
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Tara Strong - Take My Hand

  • By the end of the song, the trio were watching the moon in the night sky.
  • Sonny: Wow, ZongueBob! Your home is... I dunno what to make of it. Great or any stronger term just seems... Weak compared to what I'm lookin' for?
  • ZongueBob: Pbbt, I bet that's what you say about ANY underwater environment, Ms. I'm In Love With The Ocean!
  • Sonny: (Dryly) Oh, stop it! (Laughs to herself)... It's... At least nice to be among people who care about'cha more than you know. But it was worth it, because though it may be nice to hang up my hang-glider and just watch the clouds roll by, it seems kinda lonely when I do it on my own.
  • ZongueBob: Well, aren't you the luckiest Hydro-something in the sea?
  • Sonny: I'd say the luckiest Hydrocabiais period. The others couldn't even be THIS lucky!
  • ZongueBob: Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that cloud looks like?
  • Sonny: What?
  • ZongueBob: A flower.
  • Sonny: Uh... I'm pretty sure they all look like flowers, ZongueBob. Heck, they ain't even clouds. They're collections of hive-minded color-changing algae on the surface of the water. Saw it myself when I landed here. Add a little beauty to the sea itself.
  • ZongueBob: They sure do.
  • Sonny:... You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of these coral cliffs and beat'cha to the C&C place you work at, but... Well, I'm just too happy right now, and I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful beauty.
  • ZongueBob: Me either. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
  • Sonny: Yeah, and sweaty. I mean, more sweaty than I can drain out. Besides, I think we'd all know who'd get to the top first.
  • ZongueBob: Yeah.
  • ZongueBob/Sonny: (Both laugh) Me! (The two were surprised, as they blushed)
  • Sonny:... (She giggles extensively) Ya know, let's not even worry 'bout that. It'd be durn foolish to get competitive over something so petty.
  • ZongueBob: I know, right? You'd had to be characters from a children's cartoon to be so ridiculous. Besides, if I didn't know any better, from that blush of yours, you're starting to share some love for me.
  • Sonny: Don't overanalyze me, ZongueBob! I'm still... Well... (She starts to see more beauty in him)... I'm still opening up to you. In fact, I say we conclude our day with that dinner, and we can be happy we even had this day to ourselves.
  • ???: AND ATRICK!
  • ZongueBob/Sonny: SHUT UP!

C&C Restaurant

  • Mr. Tetrus: Well, it's about TIME you got her on a date, lad.
  • ZongueBob: Oh, no, it's not a date. We're just having dinner.
  • Mr. Tetrus: Oh, I gotcha, lad!
  • ZongueBob: What?
  • Mr. Tetrus: I, GOT'CHA! (Winks at him)
  • Sonny:... What's with your boss?
  • ZongueBob: Oh, he's just trying to help out with our relationship, that's all. But he's been known to be a little touchy, especially since he fell in love with my driving teacher.
  • Sonny:... Your life sounds funny.
  • ZongueBob: You have NO idea! Also, know he's a little cheap, so don't expect him not to extort this date in some way.
  • Sonny:... A cheapskate runs a great restaurant? That doesn't sound like good business.
  • Cephward: We get used to it. I've lost count of how many times he did often illegal things just to get money. Heck, his underground vault is LOADED with the stuff.

Cutaway

  • Mr. Tetrus: (He jumped into a vault of money like Scrooge McDuck, except unlike reality, it acts like a liquid)

Present

  • Cephward: I still question how he dives into a great many pieces of solid metal that form a hard floor-like surface without breaking his neck.
  • (Mr. Tetrus): TOLD YA' A THOUSAND TIMES, CEPHWARD! IT TAKES PRACTICE AND TRAINING!!!
  • Cephward: And he follows up on that question with THAT!
  • Sonny:... Doesn't make it any less like a cartoon.
  • Cephward: Don't be ridiculous, Miss Scientist. This isn't a cartoon, it's real life... I think.
  • Sonny: Let's just place an order.
  • Cephward: And that would be?
  • Sonny: Well, I'll take some of your finest nuts.
  • Cephward:... Care to specify so it doesn't become a joke for the Omninet to enjoy?
  • Sonny:... You know, like tearnuts?
  • Cephward: Now THAT was what I was hoping you'd say. Anything to go with it?
  • Sonny:... Any desserts that it can be topped onto?
  • Cephward: (He displays a holo-screen that displayed the flavours)
  • ZongueBob:... So, dinner is out?
  • Sonny: Eh, I've basically spoiled it earlier today. I'm feeling more into sweets for the moment.
  • (Mr. Tetrus): FITTING!
  • Sonny: WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE?!?
  • ZongueBob: I'll just take the Limited Edition Triple Bubbleberry Goofus Sunrise.
  • Sonny:... You like that Goofus Waternut?
  • ZongueBob: Yeah, I may be 19, but I have a hard time letting go of my childhood.
  • Sonny:... You know what? So do I.
  • ZongueBob:... I'll ask later. (They ordered)
  • Cephward: That'll be $60.50
  • Sonny: (She pays for it with a holocard)
  • (Mr. Tetrus): GOOD LUCK, LAD!
  • ZongueBob: (They went to a wall table)... (He couldn't help but look at Sonny as she was getting ready as she noticed almost immediately)... (Sighs)
  • Sonny: ZongueBob, can you PLEASE not embarrass me with those... Cute puppy-rog eyes?
  • ZongueBob: HARK MY NON-EXISTENT EARS AND BESTILL MY BEATING HEART! DID THE SMART AND SERIOUS SONNY BUBBLES JUST CALL MY EYES 'CUTE'?
  • Sonny: AW, NAGDABBIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?!? Arbasus O. Kraan, why are you so good at that?!? Look, it's just, I can't take you seriously if you look at me like you're some kind of pet.
  • ZongueBob: Do you REALLY see me like that?
  • Sonny: ANYWAY, can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
  • ZongueBob: I can. But... Let's talk about the stranger first. What was it like growing up on dry land? Tell me about this "Thexus" you said you came from.
  • Sonny:... Well... It was quite swell, all things considered....

Flashback, Thexus

  • (Sonny): Thexus had a significant history to it, too. You see, it used to be the adopted homeworld of these beings called Crucyds. They were very fun to hang around with. They enjoyed fun, action, and excitement. They were good engineers, geniuses, and survivalists. Much of my own technology and inventions are derived from their technology. Sadly... They went extinct because of some nasty little genetic parasite that tainted their DNA and became one with it, turning them into a hostile race that turned against their Vocerkan allies, and they had no choice but to put 'em outta their misery. I only wish I was alive to interact with 'em. How Ma told me of their story, it sounded like their fun and excitement was contagious.
  • (ZongueBob):... Sad.
  • (Sonny): Tell me about it. Their Aran allies that shared an adopted homeworld in their system had also been broken up about their extinction, as their adventures changed a lot. I especially enjoyed the Zirago show, especially the recent one since the 2017 reboot movie, to where the Vocerkan villains were now portrayed as wronged grey areas during the war, and the last of their kind had been on an adventure. The producers felt they needed to acknowledge the true story since the Vocerkans were previously portrayed as genocidal bastards, and that Zirago himself had to grow from it. Since their extinction, many of us adopted their leftover technology, and formed a viable civilization to honor them.
  • (ZongueBob): And you?
  • (Sonny): I was raised on an island resort city called Ease, within a lagoon park. My parents were... How do you say... Overprotective upon me.
  • (ZongueBob):... Why?
  • (Sonny): Let's just say, my mother used to be scared of the ocean, and preferred lagoons like the one we were living nearby since she lost her sister to a Rayvurk.
  • (ZongueBob):... I feel sorry for you.
  • (Sonny): But I wasn't worried. I always had a habit of disobeying my Ma and Pa to where I snuck out into the ocean and enjoyed myself. (She was seen swimming in a beautiful coral reef interacting with the wildlife)... And surprisingly, I was ALWAYS able to keep that a secret from them.
  • (ZongueBob): WOW! You are a sneaky little girl!
  • (Sonny): (Giggles) Yeah. As you already heard, I was in love with undersea life. (ZongueBob was heard gasping) And before you say it, it wasn't THAT kind of love!
  • (ZongueBob): I wasn't thinking that!
  • (Sonny): Yes you were!
  • (ZongueBob): (Sighs) Okay, fine, yes, I was! Please continue!
  • (Sonny): See, I was an enthusiastic swimmer as a child. In swimming class, I was... Shall we say... VERY silly, and as my swimming teacher called me, a cute little rodent who thought she was a fish. (Young Sonny was seen enjoying the water too much, and a montage of the many times she nearly drowned, and just being plain funny as any child would be, was seen)... Sometimes, it's still too embarrassing to admit that.
  • (ZongueBob): We all have a lot of embarrassing moments as kids. No biggy.
  • (Sonny):... Glad you understand, especially since you're not laughing at me like any sea critter would normally do. Anywho, when I became 10, when I was swimming freely in a beautiful kelp forest, I came across a friend. A friend who... Nevertheless needed help. (A colorful raccoon-like creature was seen in a scuba suit, as Sonny was curious as she swam up to her, shocking the diver as she ended up getting tangled in massive green kelp, and Sonny noticed the gauge that showed she was running low in air, and she tried to free her, until it was revealed that the kelp was actually a carnivorous plant, as this music played when Sonny began fighting it)
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Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs Game Music - Root of All Evil

  • (Sonny): The poor thing was running out of air, and was about to be consumed by a Meatweed. Nevertheless, I had to whack that oversized weed! (Sonny started fighting against the carnivorous seaweed as she got the diver to air before she drowned, yet the Meatweed pulled them back down and opened it's wide flower-like mouth, roaring, and consumed them)
  • (ZongueBob): Sweet Nepiton! How did you get outta THAT one?!?
  • (Sonny): HAH! Too easy, but it wasn't nothin' a little Thexan elbow grease couldn't handle. (This music played as Sonny opened an inner core to find two red and blue wires, and even though cutting the red one overloaded it's digestive glands, Sonny was able to cut the last one as the Meatweed exploded in syrupy-red blood-like ooze, as Sonny and the diver reached the surface)
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Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs Game Music - Defeating 2

  • (Sonny): (The two got to the surface and gasped for air) It took a helluva lotta effort and bubbles, but we got outta there, with a blast.
  • Sonny: WHEW!... Whoever you are, you need to be careful where ya' swim. The Wooglesnog Forest ain't known for bein' a friendly place.
  • Diver: (She revealed her face, breathing heavily and had Sau's voice)... Thanks for saving me. I thought I was within Hagry Moans' grasp back there.
  • Sonny: Not a prob.
  • Diver:... My name's Zoey, by the way.
  • (ZongueBob): Oh, THAT'S the Zoey you were talking about.

Present

  • Sonny: Yeah. She was a Romoco, and she was quite the enthusiast with the sea as I was. But... Well...
  • ZongueBob: What?
  • Sonny:... I don't feel like talking about it. I always get a little unhappy when I talk about Zoey.
  • ZongueBob: Why? Did she die or something?
  • Sonny:... Let's just say... She did, and leave it at that.
  • ZongueBob: Are you sure? We're all friends here- (The desserts digitally came onto the table)
  • ZongueBob Hologram: Desserts ready at Table 8.
  • ZongueBob: THANK YOU!
  • Sonny:... There's a hologram of you?
  • ZongueBob: Yeah, it helps when I'm not around to do my job.
  • Cephward: And hey, it's actually smarter and less-annoying than you! (Squidward-laughs)
  • ZongueBob: Ha! Good one, Cephward! You card you!
  • Sonny:... Wow! This is... I don't know what to say. It looks like those delicious treats back in Thexus. We usually like to call it frozen merf juice. And THIS? It looks like the place that serves them just added MORE variety! (She got a spoon and disintegrated her helmet as she took a bite)... MMMMMMMMPH!!!
  • ZongueBob: I see you like it.
  • Sonny: (Gurgling) OH, ROOTIN-TOOTIN-RIGHT!!! (She was dumbfounded by what she just did, and ended up restoring her helmet)... Good God, did I really just do that again?
  • ZongueBob:... Is that another child habit?
  • Sonny:... Yeah, sadly. I always had a habit of never shutting up, even if I'm underwater. As a kid, I found it funny to gurgle like that. I rarely do it nowadays. I used it as a demonstration of my biology when I had my first interview with the inhabitants. But... It's just a quality that's having a hard time dying.
  • ZongueBob:... You know, I actually find that adorable. You're certainly right. You DO have a hard time letting go of your childhood. Do you constantly gurgle like that because you like to do it?
  • Sonny:... I... Okay, can we PLEASE drop the subject? I don't do it intentionally. That's TOO childish, even for me. Not to mention pretty durn gross, and damn embarrassing. (She disintegrates her helmet again to continue eating the ice cream)
  • ZongueBob: (He got an amused teasing smirk)... I'm starting to think Thexus is full of soft spots like that.
  • Sonny: (Gurgling) F*** WHAT?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? WE'RE TOO TOUGH FOR THAT S***! WE DON'T SHOW WEAKNESS UNLESS WE FEEL LIKE... It... (ZongueBob laughed as she restored her helmet) Ohhh, I see what you did there! I cannot BELIEVE I walked right into that one!
  • ZongueBob: It seems we DO have a lot in common. We both have childhoods that just won't die.
  • Sonny: Okay, can we PLEASE stop it?
  • ZongueBob: Well, okay, Ms. Gurgle-Pants! But don't worry. It's our little secret. RIGHT?!?
  • (Mr. Tetrus): ABSOLUTELY!
  • (Cephward): Yeah, whatever! (He was ejected from his seat and went through the roof)... OKAY, OKAY, LIPS ARE SEALED!!
  • ZongueBob: So, now that we got this silliness covered, what exactly did you say you came here for again?
  • Sonny: Uh, I came here because... I wanna open myself up for you.
  • ZongueBob: No-no-no-no, I mean, what brings you into this ocean?
  • Sonny: Ohhh. Well, I told you, I'm here to investigate old Teadr 1 ruins.
  • ZongueBob: Well, I kinda wanna know more about that, because I never knew a fancy Teder One type of people would wanna live here.
  • Sonny: It's Teadr, and, well, there actually was. They were called the Oceons.
  • ZongueBob: Occ-Eons? What's an Occ-Eon?
  • Sonny: Most races' names are derived from their home planets, give or take a few like the humans. It's pronounced in the same way you pronounce the first part of your homeworld.
  • ZongueBob:... Oceon, ohhh, I gotcha!
  • Sonny: And like I said, this was their home planet. You all just came after they went extinct like most of the other Teadr 1 beings throughout our UUniverses' history.
  • Cephward:... UNITED, universes?
  • Sonny: Yes, there's more than one universe. Long ago, multiple universes coalesced and they became hardened and permanent as time went on. And... Yeah, we've recently had visits from beings of OTHER universes, the most well-known ones being a group of misfits that are comical yet bold, and destroyed a recent villain dystopia, saving us. I was studying the Teadr 1 Watans when it happened. Their home planet is BEAUTIFUL, even IF it's plagued by a deadly disease that annihilated them all in the first place. But anyway, I came here because I previously studied an extinct race that used to be allies of them. I discovered that this world has over thousands upon MILLIONS of unearthed Teadr 1 ruins, and I came to unearth them and study their secrets.
  • Mr. Tetrus:... What did ye' discover about their allies?
  • Sonny: That they were cnidarian beings called Physheges. They were like Jellens, and their homeworld had been struck with a drought and a hypercane that re-flooded it afterward following their extinction. But... I seem to have discovered evidence through fossils that they weren't exactly, killed by something. It was an anomaly that I discovered MIGHT be revealed by their allies, and that would be the Oceons. And I've discovered a LOT about them, and like the Physheges, they are telepathic. Sau theorized that they are telepathic because, in theory, they MIGHT have had some kind of symbiotic relationship with semi-aquatic creatures, and because, as you saw earlier, they can't talk underwater, they communicate through the mind, in this case, with telepathy. Many other beings out there are telepathic, but this one has a different story to tell than the likes of the Zyonoids or the Telepulans. And I sure as heck am gonna find out.
  • Mr. Tetrus:... Amazing!
  • Sonny: Oh, it is. (Crokton was seen spying on them, chuckling) These beings have been capable of not only warping the environment around them, but the water as well. The machinery I came across on Physhegera Phome showed what the Oceons' technology looked like at it's finest. It was a mothership, and it was like a dance of light, far more beautiful than any coral reef I've ever come across. It was like a Jellen on steroids. And for some reason, I don't think the Physheges were victimized in any way. It wasn't the Oceons, because there's no telling if they were responsible or not. Whether the Physheges were vaporized, or merely moved somewhere they could never be found, or even what happened to the Oceons before you people came and built the society you know out of their technology, I am gonna find out, even if it kills me.
  • ZongueBob:... I know the answer might be no, but, is there anything WE can do to help?
  • Sonny: I don't know. I don't wanna say no, but I shouldn't say yes. If you were to crazily discover huge ruins, it'd be unbelievable. You ARE a surprising person, ZongueBob, in... More ways than one, but I still feel uneasy about you. Nothing personal, I just find you a little hard to see around my line of work.
  • ZongueBob:... Sure about that?
  • Sonny: I'm sure. But hey, you earned me another day's visit tomorrow. There's more I'd like to go on with you. You are so kind, sweet, and helpful, even to a total stranger that you fall in love with.
  • ZongueBob:... Admit it, Sonny. Do you love me?
  • Sonny:... What makes you ask that?
  • ZongueBob: Oh, a few signs. You seem to be very fond of what I do for you. You look at me like you see a lot more inside me aside from a crush. You are so socially accepting, you enjoy people who show you beautiful things about your comfortable setting, and you like someone who can make you laugh, and even one whom you can see yourself in, like a polar opposite. You are someone who needs to get her nose outta books, and into the setting you love so much. So, again, I ask... Do you love me?
  • Sonny: (She sees a lot of beauty within him, yet is shy to admit it)... I... I don't-... I'm afraid to answer.
  • ZongueBob: Maybe you are.
  • (Sau): Your SO not wrong about that! Increased heart rate, stress levels are up, perspiration, fixation and gratitude brain patterns-
  • Sonny: (She cuts off transmission, cartoonishly swallows all the ice cream, and gets up) Uh, I GOTTA GO, SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY, BYYYYYYYYYEEE!!! (She leaves) DYAAAAHH, BRAIN FREEZE!!!
  • ZongueBob:...
  • Mr. Tetrus: (Mr. Krabs laughs) Yep, she's totally into you. A girl LOVES a guy who can surprise her.
  • ZongueBob:... You know what? I'm gonna help her FIND one of those ruins!
  • Cephward: You just discovered that there's even such a thing as Oceons! How in Nepiton's name are you suppose to find such a place without years of experience?
  • Atrick: (He came in eating his meal) Well, I hear there's this crazy hermit guy who lives in an isloated shell house. He said he found it by accident and claimed to see people like nobody's seen before.
  • Zpongebob: THAT'S IT! Atrick, your genius is showing!
  • Atrick: WHERE?!?
  • ZongueBob: Never mind! Take me to this hermit!
  • Atrick: Okay, but I should warn ya. The guy's very unhinged. It's like he saw something that scared him beyond belief, like the aftermath of a Junja Shark attack.
  • Cehpward: Hey, don't say that very nonchalantly about Junja Sharks! My father was lucky to still have two of his limbs after a run in with one of those monsters!
  • ZongueBob: Oh, grow some thicker skin, Cephy! Trust me, everyone! By tonight, Sonny is gonna be so happy, we'll be going places!

Oxydome

  • Sonny: (She came in panting as she got out of her suit digitally)... FINALLY! Relief at last!
  • Sau: Welcome back, Sonny.
  • Sonny: Sau, later, we need to have a nice long chat about not butting in with unhelpful comments. I was being embarrassed back there.
  • Sau: It wouldn't even matter since you left abruptly. They knew you were in love with Mr. QuadPants from the get-go.
  • Sonny: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM!
  • Sau: Sonny, you can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself. I KNOW the pattern. ZongueBob opened you up to the setting you fell in love with, and you naturally shared that love with him as a result. You love him because he opened your eyes to see things you never thought you'd see. He shared his open heart with you, you sunk in like a rock, and now you're drowning in his arms. No doubt about it, you are in love with him through and through.
  • Sonny:... You know... I think you may be right. I don't know how. He seemed like such a moron.
  • Sau: Well, obviously he's no rocket scientist, but hey, he could be dumber than the pink fat astrofish and he would at least compliment how smart you are. And for what it's worth, he's at least a NICE idiot.
  • Sonny: Well, yeah. I started to like it. He knows how to show a girl a good time, even if he's not doing it. I never laughed so hard in my life. He made me laugh so hard, I soiled the water.
  • Sau: (Chuckles) Seems like he can chop your funny bone hard.
  • Sonny: (Sighs) But, I... I still don't feel like trusting him with my work. I feel like he's more like someone to share a romantic and surprise-filled night with than anything else.
  • Sau: Well, based on what I heard, he's planning to see a local hermit to help find some Oceon Ruins and really help you out. You may not want it, but he appears to be asserting himself into your work, to show that you matter to him.
  • Sonny: But he didn't even KNOW the Oceons existed!
  • Sau: He doesn't need to, to share your interests. Based on my first impression, he's clearly the kind of guy who would venture the unknown for you.
  • Sonny:... I guess so. I mean, I am willing to spend time with him tomorrow, because he makes my life more of an adventure than the job I have. He's so charming, he can take even a total stranger by surprise. Hell, he tricked me into-
  • Sau: Gurgling? Heh, that was very funny, and I also found it adorable when you did that since the first time we met. One of the many cute things to come out of your childhood love for the ocean.
  • Sonny: Look, it's just... I gotta unwind from my long day today.
  • Sau: Pool?
  • Sonny: No. I had enough time in the water as it is.
  • Sau: Tch, I figured as much.
  • Sonny: I bet you have. (Sau teleported her off)

The Oceon Ruins

Open Valley

  • ZongueBob: (They arrived at a Jellen-rich environment)... HOLY... TRIDENT... OF NEPITON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? This hermit is an EXTREME one! First a wall of riddles, then the remains of an old castle where it's crackhead groundskeeper redirected me to you because, APPARENTLY, you ate a shapeshifter posing as a Tetra Googer and pooped him out, and it brings us HERE! In this, great, big... (He got pent up and yelled)... NOTHING!! (The word echoed)
  • Atrick: (Chuckles) I didn't even think shapeshifters could survive a trip down the digestive tract.
  • ZongueBob: Or filthy raw sewage!
  • Atrick: That, too!
  • ZongueBob: And it was all for... (He yelled again) NOTHING!!! (It echoed again)
  • Atrick: Come on, I'm sure he's here somewhere!
  • ZongueBob: NO! I'm tired! I'm hungry! I'd rather do what the pioneers do and eat coral!... No, maybe it wasn't coral. Perhaps it was sand, or rocks, or-
  • Atrick: Uh, Zongue?
  • ZongueBob: I ain't finished! (An old fish similar to the Dalai Lama and Shalmon of Sandy's Nutmare with a Jellen-like hat, a red robe, and was old came in from a swarm of Jellens behind him) I mean, talk about an introvert! This guy knows all about this alien race, and yet he's afraid they'll rip his head off if he told anyone?
  • Atrick: ZongueBob, you-
  • ZongueBob: I mean, not that anyone would believe him, but that's out since Sonny proved them right. Face it, we're NEVER gonna find-
  • Atrick grabs Zonguebob's mouth, then proceeded to pick him up, and spin him around at the direction of the Hermit.
  • ZongueBob:....... OH THERE YOU ARE?!..... Oh good grief, I was close to saying something mean, was I?
  • Hermit: "....... Welcome travelers. To what I owe the occation.... Other then disterbing this land's peace with your yelling."
  • Atrick: "Mind that, he was just throwing a hissy fit because he thought he was ripped off."
  • Hermit: "Well know your journey was not wasted. Now, based on what the zongue was ranting about, I trust you wish to seek out an Oceon ruin."
  • ZongueBob: "Well, yes. You see, I know a, friend, that is working with this alien company that-"
  • Hermit: "Aims to uncover the Oceon tec?"
  • Atrick: "Wow, this guy's good."
  • Hermit: "My knowledge is bondless..... Thanks to the cable actcess I got from this Jellen that attatched itself into my head, and for some reason can pick up artifical frequinties. Gives me some entertainment to be frank. But I diegress. If you wish to seek out Oceon ruins, I'm afraid to say that I can't really help you with that."
  • Zonguebob/Atrick: "WHAT?!"
  • Hermit: "I wish I could througohly explain, but there are forces that WANT the ruins and the tec to remain obscured to the outside worlds. And if your friend was wise, she would forsake such a quest and not incur the wrath of those that want the Oceon's history, to STAY secret."
  • ZongueBob: We got a pretty good idea about that, believe us! We know these ethicists want this tech to remain secret, but make no mistake, mister, uh...
  • Hermit: Hopa.
  • ZongueBob: Hopa, her company doesn't seek this for greed or power or anything similar to that, but... She said she swore to ensure that technology like this STAY protected.
  • Atrick: Yeah! I mean, she came to this planet to make history, and these ethicists keep making them disappear like magic.
  • ZongueBob: And knowing how big the UUniverses are, we know that those guys won't be enough to keep it safe anyway. Things bigger than them can do it better.
  • Hopa: As much as I can agree, I'm afraid I still cannot oblige. I have made a solemn oath to these, 'ethicists' you called them, to never reveal this technology, and I simply cannot break it. Their powers ensure that doing so has a heavy penalty.
  • ZongueBob: AW, COME ON, IS THERE ANYWAY TO SHOW US WITHOUT BREAKING THIS OATH?
  • Hopa: I'm afraid that this is a VERY spefific oath! It allows NO pardons to exposure to any ruins or where to find lost tec! That is impossible! I'm afraid that, as the only one who knows of their origin and duties, I have to remain loyal to them. They have insisted that they won't be kind to any who betrays their loyalty to them.
  • ZongueBob: Look, Hopa, you're not thinking about this pragmatically! The UUniverses is filled with a LOTTA threats. There's bound to be someone stronger than those guardians out there.
  • Hopa: "Try to see it in their persective. Flaunting that tec like it were a lost treasure and bringing it up in the media isn't gonna make them any more safer. They believe that if your friend's company comes up empty handed, it would discourage all from ever coming back to this world ever more."
  • ZongueBbo: Typically a good arguement, but it's not one that's garrentied to work forever. Just because one looker for the tec failed doesn't mean it's the end of the story from there. What Sonny's company failed in, others would try to get! And I don't think the Ethicist can stop EVERY single exbition for the tec! And not every looker for them may have good intentions in mind for them. Intrige for this kind of stuff doesn't just go away just because the first group failed at it. Heck, now that the native folk here know about that stuff, do YOU think they're gonna be so easily detered by those that WANT the tec to stay hidden away? If the desire is to not let the Oceon tec get tossed into being processed by those not fit, then wouldn't it be nice to have some HELP in that? I'm sure they will understand if you hand the reigns to some people who can protect it better.
  • Hopa: Are you entirely sure about that?
  • Atrick: Hey, you gotta Jellen on your head that makes you see everything, why don't you answer that question for yourself?
  • Hopa: The Bondless Knowledge collected by this Jellen with it's unige abilities is dependent on what channel it connects to, ergo, I only know on what it chooses me to know. But the point is, there are some mysteries that are better off unsolved, and some knowledge not destined to be known.
  • ZongueBob: Is there ANY way to-
  • Hopa: Listen, your intentions are well, and your friend sounds very nice, but please understand, these guardians have sworn that the tec leaves for NO reason! Whether they for good reasons or less desireable reasons. This force has grown, distrustent to new things for reasons, I've been asked to keep quiet about. And make no mistake, if you persist, they will REMOVE any and all memory of the Oceon's legacy.
  • Atrick: That's a little harsh! That just makes me wanna hate them more.
  • Hopa: Their methods of secrecy are far-fetched, that much I cannot sugarcoat. But they do what they believe they must.
  • ZongueBob:... If we prove to you that there's threats out there that can decimate these guardians before they could do anything, can you show us?
  • Hopa: Well, again, this oath is very spefific about exceptions. But, loyalty can fleet if one is given reason to belief a better path can be offered. I may, slip CERTAIN info, if you believe the Sea Squirl is right for the tec. But know that they will probably be watching us as of this moment, and I do not wish to demean them. If you can prove to me, AND them, that danger more powerful than them is out in the farthest corners of space, then I may consider consulting the guardians about the matter. But they will NOT be easy to convince.
  • ZongueBob: Well, we'll take all we can get to make Sonny happy, and to make everyone else happy and winners. Come on, Atrick! We've got work to do!
  • Atrick: "But I don't have a job!"
  • Hopa: I believe he means to prove to me and the guardians about the potential and boundless threats that are after the Oceons' technology.
  • Atrick: Oh, that was my second guess!
  • Hopa: But do know that the guardians are going to survey you every step of the way. If you look too suspicious, expect them to wipe your memories, or worse. This will be your only chance. You pull this off, you MAY be rewarded. If you fail, you and your friend may be wiped of this knowledge, and given her company will be aggravated by her wiped knowledge, they'll fire her.
  • Atrick: OKAY, THAT'S JUST A DOUCHEY MOVE! THEY WANT PROOF?!? WE'LL GIVE 'EM PROOF! You can count on us, Jellen-Head!
  • ZongueBob: (Sighs) If it's at all possible, could you convince them to wipe her agents and employers' memories if we DO fail?
  • Hopa: Unfortunately, they decide the fate of others. So it is THEIR decision, and not mine. I am just a witness obligated by oath to stay secret, and I cannot do anything without their permission.
  • ZongueBob: I still say they need to learn some manners. (The two figures were watching them) I mean, that sounds pretty evil for guardians of Godly technology.
  • Figure #1:... They're not wrong, persay.
  • Hopa: Look, they don't want to have her fired, it's just... Their power has limits. They can't wipe memories of people off-planet, and lightyears away. It has years worth of travel to reach them, and you'd all be dead by the time it arrived. They just deal with anyone who knows about it, and that's that.
  • ZongueBob: Best intentions, it doesn't make them less trustworthy. Besides, if they can't wipe her employers' memories and they send someone else in her place, it's gonna loop unti the problem gets worse. I don't know about this, Atrick, but these people might need us more than ever, (As the figures watched in worry) whether they like it or not! They'll be discovered no matter how secluded they became, because sooner or later, everyone will ask questions about the loss of memories, and when it builds up to one wave of danger and causes them to take their intentions the wrong way, then it'll be their problem, and theirs alone, because if they made it clear they can protect this technology on their own, then like us right now, they might as well prove it, and if they have to die protecting it because they blew their ultimate chance of salvation, then so be it. We're getting that proof, and we WILL do it for not just Sonny, but for THEIR sake! We'll save them AND this technology, or we'll be mind-wiped trying! Come on, Atrick! (They left)
  • Hopa:... Oh, dear! (He left)
  • ??? #2:... I think they may be right. What's to say our master's actions will have bad consequences that will build up into a strength even WE cannot stop? We MUST consult him about-
  • ??? #1: No!... We just play this out!
  • ??? #2: But, but our orders are to report what we see to him at all times! Do you have ANY idea what the penalty is for ignoring that rule?
  • ??? #1: Hey, if we tell him, we may be dead anyway. He is NOT one to listen to reason. He does what he believes is right, and he is simply impossible to sway out of.
  • ??? #2: Nothing is impossible, you know that!
  • ??? #1: Then name ONE person who swayed him out of the same act! Just ONE, and I will reconsider! (The second figure had no answer)... I didn't think so! Our master is going to ruin this chance, and it may be our last. If he's not going to listen anyway, then he's going to accept the responsibility of handling the consequences. We all know failure of listening is an act of war to MANY people, and a lot of people will be angry if this comes back to bite us. It's best we do not give him that chance of making the biggest mistake of his life, especially since... Our other concerns.
  • ??? #2:... Alright, then! If you know what you're doing, I won't stop you. But if we end up being punished for this, I'm blaming you!
  • ??? 1: "Look at it this way. If we play this right, it'll get the master into a state of getting humbled that his way was in the wrong, and it could fix our other problems along the way."
  • ??? 2: "And the off chance this BENEFITS the problems in anyway?"
  • ??? 1: "Then we'll work to fix that! Either way, it's like what the Phys said..... We deserve better then what the master's imposing."

(Later...)

  • Hopa: (He brought them to a site)... Well, my friends, I informed the guardians, and... They said they approve of this, as long as this is still on-the-know.
  • ZongueBob: Cross our hearts and hope to die!
  • Atrick: DIE?!?
  • Hopa: So, I give you all... the Lost Oceon City, of Ocontis. (He did a magic tap on the ground as a rumbling was heard as a large Oceon city with countless pieces of technology underneath a protective spherical hexagonal-lined blue-and-cyan force field came out of the ground, as the field deactivated, showing the city in all of it's glory)...
  • ZongueBob:... WELL, SWEET SASSY MALASSEY! WE DID IT! Sonny's gonna LOVE me!
  • Atrick: YEAH!
  • Hopa: Remember, this city is unsurfaced as long as only SHE knows, and nobody else.
  • ZongueBob: Again, dude, cross my heart, and hope to die.
  • Atrick: DIE?!?
  • ZongueBob: (Sighs) Oh, who am I kidding, I don't even have a traditional heart. We'd better go find Sonny. (They left as a secret probe was watching them with Crokton's technological signature as he was heard cackling)

(Later...)

  • ZongueBob: (As Sonny was wearing a blindfold) Sonny, don't worry, we're almost there! You'll LOVE what we just found!
  • Sonny: Roggone it, ZongueBob, what is it?
  • Zongue: (He removes it) DA-DA-DA! (She was astonished when she saw the Oceon Ruins)...
  • Sonny:... (Her eyes glittered as this music played)
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Michael Stearns - 1985 Chronos

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  • Sonny:... I... I don't... HOW?!? HOW DID YOU FIND THIS?!?
  • ZongueBob: Well... We found the hermit guy Hopa, he pointed us to the right direction, give or take a swear to keep it secret and to prove a good point of the ethicists' form of protection being self-defeating, and we found it.
  • Atrick: Yeah, I mean, look at all these giant Jellens!
  • ZongueBob: Atrick, those are buildings!
  • Atrick: Peh, that's silly! Are you suggesting these sickos combined Jellens AND buildings together?
  • Sonny:... (She was sobbing in disbelief as she couldn't help but cry hysterically until her helmet overfilled with her tears as it automatically flushed it all out as she hugged ZongueBob) THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
  • ZongueBob:... (He sighed in lovesickness)
  • Sonny: Come on! There's a LOT waiting for us!
  • ZongueBob: Just-
  • Sonny: Yeah, yeah, of course, *Sniff*, it's all on the hush-hush! Now come on! (The music continued as Crokton cackled with harvester robots and his own probe, and they snuck in after them)

Inside Oceon Ruins

  • Sonny: (Her eyes were still watering as she looked at the beauty of the ruins)... I... This is incredible! This race... Is more advanced than any average Teadr 1 level. The lighting... It's like the light itself is dancing. It's... like a blend of holography and water.
  • ZongueBob: I guess that IS the case. You said they could manipulate water with their telepathy and technology.
  • Sonny: Yeah, but I didn't think they could go any further!
  • ZongueBob: Like you said... This race is full of surprises. And we're gonna get through them.... Together.
  • Sonny:... I... All this time, I thought you were just some silly frivolous zongue with a crush on something he didn't know was out there. But... You're... More kind than I imagined. This... It's so thoughtful of you to give this to me.... I... (She sobbed)
  • ZongueBob: Oh, quit the waterworks. These ruins aren't gonna discover themselves... If THAT makes any sense. (They continued exploring as the music got more beautiful)...
  • Atrick:... Oooohhh, pretty lights!
  • Sonny: The technology here... It's... Some sort of pool with creatures of pure water. (The creatures themselves came out as cnidarian-like animals of 100% water)... I never knew a creature could evolve this way.
  • ZongueBob: Now you do! And knowing is half the beauty!
  • Sonny: (Giggles, then snorts accidentally as she was embarrassed)... Sorry, I... Oh, whatever. Let's just go. (They explored more as the technology and scenery was amazing)... I can't believe this! There was more to them than any ruin can possibly give. (Cnidarian aliens swirled around her as she giggled with ZongueBob)
  • Atrick: OH, WILL YOU TWO JUST KISS ALREADY?!? (One of the cnidarians stung him) AAAAA-AAAHHH!!! (He was scorched)
  • Cnidarian #1: ("Don't kill the mood! This is a powerful thing!")
  • Sonny:... Creatures with semi-intelligence like a rog or troggle?... OH, GOD, THIS IS GETTING BETTER BY THE MOMENT!!!! THIS RACE IS ASTONISHING!!
  • ZongueBob: I know! And they were here BEFORE us?!? Mother of pearl!
  • Sonny: It's... It's a LOT to take in, OR catalog. (She was cataloging out of control)
  • ZongueBob:...
  • Atrick:... So... I guess we got her pretty far, huh?
  • ZongueBob: You bet, pal! You bet! She's gonna make HISTORY with this. (More of the mysterious ctenophoric beings were seen as they got out before anyone noticed)
  • Sonny:... ZongueBob... I'm sorry I was so hard on you. I just... I was jut so blinded by the death of Zoey, and using science as a way to forget that, it left me unable to think about myself even further. I thought friendship was hard to get back.
  • ZongueBob:... Care to elaborate more on Zoey?
  • Sonny:... Zoey, loved the sea as much as I did. We got along better than two felootfish in a skillet. Very good best friend to me. We did everything together. We were closer than anything. But... She then died, of something I'd rather not remind myself of. But, let's just say, I found a way to get over it pretty quickly. Zoey inspired me to get as far as I did now. But... You... You just re-sparked my wish for something bigger. I never thought anyone else could do it for me again. I was stuck in the world of science for so long. I... I just wanna say... You just gave me something worth more than science.... Thank you!
  • ZongueBob:... It... It was nothing, really, I mean- (Sonny dissolved her helmet again and kissed him)... (He chuckled to himself)...
  • Sonny:... Come on! Let's get this info to the Oxydome. It is mobile and can relocate here. Once this makes history... We'll present it together... As newfound friends... Or maybe even bigger.
  • ZongueBob:... (The two hugged)...
  • (Sau): Sonny? Sonny, what's going on? What did you find?
  • Sonny: Sau? Uh... How much did you hear?
  • (Sau):... Enough to be proud of you. I'll get the Oxydome here as soon as po-... Wait... Something just came up on our radar.... Oh, God, they've gone hostile! THEY'RE TEARING THROUGH THE AIR SUPPORT!!! THEY'VE HACKED OUR LINES AND CONNECTIONS!!! (Washing was heard as the two were shocked)... THE WHOLE PLACE HAS BECOME FLOODED!!! ACTIVATING WATER SUPPRESSION- (She was mysteriously shut off)...
  • Sonny:... Sau? SAU?!? ARE YOU THERE?!?
  • ZongueBob: Sonny?
  • Sonny: Something attacked my Oxydome! I don't know how, though, it's got top-notch security.
  • (Atrick): AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • ZongueBob: ATRICK!
  • Sonny: WHAT IN TARNATION?!? (Familiar robots armed themselves and held them at gunpoint as the laser sights pointed at them)... You have GOT to be kidding me!
  • Crokton: (He came out in his probe with Karrer) Greetings, star-crossed lovers! And thank you for leading me here!
  • Sonny: This little pest again?!?
  • Crokton: Yes, that little pest again! (Karrer sighed as Crokton realized he insulted himself) I mean, YEAH, I'M BACK!! I've gotta bone to pick with you, Sunshine! What you are searching for, is absolutely too hard to pass up. I have control over your place now, and thus I can control that suit of yours.
  • Sonny: YOU SON OF A BITCH!! ALL THIS, JUST TO STEAL SOME FORMULAS?!?
  • Crokton: P'HAH! You think I'm doing this just for THAT?!?
  • Sonny/ZongueBob/Atrick: YES!!
  • Karrer: Well that WAS the main objective, genius!
  • Crokton:..... Okay, you got me, BUT NOW I'M GOING TO ADD THE BONUS OBJECTIVE!!
  • Karrer: Bonus objective?
  • Crokton: The one I've been telling you about for the past several years, yes! The formulas are NOT the only thing I want! I also want to conquer Oceonous! And with this technology at the helm, I can make it come true!
  • Sonny: (Chuckles) Good luck with that. You DO know it's only activated by a telepathic charge, right?
  • Crokton: Details, details! I've always found ways around that. For 70 years, I've been trying to conquer this world. And knowing now that it had a precursor race, it's well within my reach. And so is YOUR technology, Sonny-Girl! And I can deactivate your suit with a push of a button.
  • ZongueBob: DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER!
  • Crokton: Well aren't we overly dramatic? (Zpongebob tried to get him!) Up-up-up! You even so much as bend an antenna on me, your rodent waifu's done for!
  • Sonny: What have you done to Sau?!?
  • Crokton: Oh, don't worry, she's relatively fine. Trust me on this, she could've been WAY worse. But fair warning, if I am given any reason to believe that you're not willing to play ball with me, well, I think every single hostage situation done by villains in the past speak for themselves! My best advice, DON'T GAMBLE WITH HER LIFELINE WITH ANY FRAY OF HEROISM, CAPISH?!?
  • Sonny:... You... YOU MONSTER! (She tries to grab him, but he pushes the button that deactivates her suit as she yelped as the suit powered down)... HMMPPPPHH!!!
  • Crokton: What did I tell you? You're under MY control now.
  • Karrer: Look, if it helps, I ain't a fan of him harming a fellow Omnican either.
  • Crokton: DANG IT, KARRER, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPOILING THE MOMENT FOR ME?!?
  • ZongueBob:... Why?... Why are you doing this? You shouldn't be so mean to someone who's new in the neighborhood!
  • Atrick: Yeah! It's not very nice to do that!
  • Crokton: OF COURSE IT'S NOT NICE! I'M F*****G EVIL!! WASN'T THAT OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT AND TIME, MORONS?!? (He sings this)
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Pokemon Live! - 03 It Will All Be Mine

  • ZongueBob: You'll never get away with this, Crokton!
  • Crokton: (Cackles) I've got 5 good reasons for you to shut up! (As he blasted holes in him with a blaster) 1, 2, 3-4-5!
  • ZongueBob: (As he healed up the holes)... Ow!
  • Crokton: And you? (Points to Sonny who was still holding her breath throughout the whole thing) If you wanna live, then you will do as I say! This power will be mine only! And if you get any ideas, know that I can overload your suit and kill you faster!... But if that isn't enough... Then I can spare your Omnican friend and heal her.
  • Sonny: Mm?
  • Crokton: Yep. If you DO aid me in this... I will ensure you are well-rewarded. I will heal your friend in due time. But if not? Well... You two can die together! What do you say?
  • Sonny:... Mmmph-mmmph! (She points to her head)
  • Crokton: Hmmph! Very well! (He restores her suit and her helmet as she gasped heavily)
  • Sonny: (Pants)... Know that... I am not truly fond of you for doing this! But know that, even if we ARE blackmailed like this... You STILL won't get away with this! If my agents discover you doing this, they will NOT be happy.
  • Crokton: I will be long victorious before they even miss you. All the power is within my grasp. You just have one simple task: Follow me all the way through. And when you do, you will be reunited with your robot friend again.
  • Sonny:... You are SO despicable, you know that?
  • Crokton: Well you can thank Tetrus for screwing me over on a promising business venture for that! So, DEAL WITH IT!! Now, get moving!
  • ZongueBob:... Crokton, how long have you been spying on us?
  • Crokton: Long enough to know she loves to gurgle... Kinda gross, BTW!
  • Sonny: YOU SON OF A-
  • Crokton: Don't hear you, don't care! Now step it up, morons!
  • Sonny: (Sighs) Thanks a lot, ZongueBob, now he took that habit the wrong way!
  • ZongueBob: Hey, I didn't know he was watching! (They left as, unbeknownst to them, the group were watched by mysterious forces hiding in the shadows)
  • ??? #1: We must alarm Lord Oconoce so he can make short work of these outsiders.
  • ??? #2: Why can't we do it ourselves?
  • ??? #1: The Hydrocabiais has a book to record everything. Doing it ourselves risks exposure. Oconoce will be able to destroy any physical evidence.
  • ??? #2: Ahh, good point! Let us make haste before those outsiders and their abusive and forced leader are allowed to steal what belongs to us. (The two figures vanished)

Crokton's Karma Catches Up To Him

Tetrus C&C

  • Mr. Tetrus: (He was enjoying the profit as the Holo-ZongueBob was doing a lot of work in serving the food)... (Sighs) Well, I guess the lad's starting to grow up now that he's got a girlfriend.
  • Cephward: Yeah, whaevs. She's practically like ZongueBob, except the opposite of stupid. Let's face it, they only love each other because of being polar opposites. Sonny breathes air while ZongueBob breathes water. Sonny is a smart child in a grownup's body, while ZongueBob is a dumb child in a grownup's body. You can make the comparison.
  • Mr. Tetrus: There's no need for wise-cracks, Mr. Cephward!
  • (Crokton): (Over megaphone) Attention C&C Management! This is your better speaking!
  • Mr. Tetrus: WhaaaaAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?
  • Crokton: (Over megaphone) I have the restaurant AND the highways around our restaurants surrounded, and even generously gave the people cornering them a spectacle to the new toys I got! Give me the secret holo-formula, or I'll DESTROY this place! (Mr. Tetrus and Cephward run outside)
  • Mr. Tetrus: Ah, you and what army, bug?!?
  • Crokton: What army? WHAT ARMY?!? LOOK AROUND YOU, TETRUS! (The scene pans out to show the streets surrounded by the Oceon-based machines)...
  • Mr. Tetrus:... Did you break into an abandoned warehouse with action-figure like robots or something?
  • Crokton: WAREHOUSE?!? ACTION FIGURE-LIKE ROBOTS?!? (He laughs out loud as the machines joined him monotonely)
  • Mr. Tetrus:... Uh-oh!
  • Cephward: (He was like this)
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  • Mr. Tetrus: RUUNN!!! (He and Cephward ran screaming as the bots charged in, and loud fighting was heard outside the restaurant)

Oceon Ruins

  • Atrick: (Tetrus and Cephword were tossed in into the same cell as Sonny, ZongueBob and Atrick) Yay! Cephward and Mr. Tetris have joined the party!
  • ZongueBob: It's 'Tetrus', Atrick, and no, them being here is NOT a good thing!
  • Atrick: Why's that? Don't we like these two?
  • Crokton: HEH! Too obvious, morons! (He displayed the holo-formula) I finally got what I needed from them. These machines are PRETTY damn smart and powerful, even more so than the last few I created. These 'Oceons' sure know how to make a war machine.
  • Mr. Tetrus:... HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS?!?
  • Crokton: Long enough to know Sonny loves to gurgle. Seriously, that's still gross.
  • Sonny: (She made teeth-clenched blabber talk to herself)
  • Crokton: So yeah, you have HER to thank for this. Not only will I have the BEST business on this planet, but I WILL RULE THE WORLD! And why stop there? If there really IS a 'UUniverses' out there, I may as well conquer THEM as well! I'll be UNSTOPPABLE! I'll conquer planet after planet, and leave nothing but likeness of me in my wake. I'll call it, CROKTOPOLIS! ALL HAIL CROKTON! ALL HAIL CROK- (He coughed aggressively)... Well, you get the idea. And, Sonny, as promised, here's you silly robot back! (Sau came out repaired)
  • Sau:... What just happened?
  • Sonny: SAU! (She hugged her) I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE... OH, THANK TAVY SPROCKET'S FUR HAT'S MERCIFUL SPIRIT IN THE OLOMO!!!
  • Crokton: Oh, but don't think you're off the hook, lady. I OWN you now. You choose to disobey me, I've installed a destructo-chip within her to blow her up.
  • Sonny: YOU... YOU'RE NOT LETTING US GO?!?
  • Crokton: In all fairness, it's not reasonless. Doing so would've allowed you to bring the authorities. That's the LAST thing I need for a goal of universal domination. So, face it, fuzzy, you're MINE now!
  • Sau:... You DO know I have been hacked like this before, correct?
  • Crokton: (Cackles, then stops)... What?
  • Sau: Yeah. There HAVE been others who sought Teadr 1 technology for world domination, and not just the infamous ones like the once-existing Jalladome Confederation. That's why Sonny set up fail-safes. For example, I have the ability to deject my mind from one of these Omnican bodies. In the case I should be used like this, all my programming and functions are in the body itself, while the mind itself is mobile.
  • Crokton: HAH, I'd like to see that!
  • Sau: (She dejects herself from the body with the destructo-chip)
  • Crokton: (A glass shatter and aoogah was heard as his eye engorged)
  • Sau: (The mind core transferred to another un-sabotaged unit)... Busted.
  • Karrer: YOU SERIOUSLY DIDN'T PLAN FOR THAT?!?
  • Crokton: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR FIGURING THAT SHE LOOKED TOO BASIC FOR THAT KIND OF DEFENCE!! SHE'S LITERALLY A FLOATING HEAD FOR NEPITON'S SAKE!!
  • Sonny:... As much as I hate to agree with him, yeah, I kinda thought he got you good! Sau, I thought he got to your other units!
  • Sau: I initiated Emergency Anti-Theft Procedure #11 before they got to me. The units were protected enough for me to transfer out. And the machines Crokton has were of an amateur class that uses the cheap Omicron-Class 5 positronic brains, that's only used in animatronics and entertainment, because the design is made for... Well... Comedy.
  • Karrer:... That explains why they are so incompetent.
  • Crokton:... S******************************************************!!! MACHINES, GET THEM!!! (They started fighting in an epic climax as this music played)
04 Round 1 Bullfight - Red vs Blue Season 9 OST (By Jeff Williams)02:56

04 Round 1 Bullfight - Red vs Blue Season 9 OST (By Jeff Williams)

  • Crokton: NO!!! THEIR CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS!!! HOW COULD THEY BEST THESE DEVICES THOUSANDS OF YEARS MORE ADVANCED THAN US?!?
  • Karrer: Duh, because they're based on YOUR design.
  • Crokton: So because they were built by ME, they have the same incompetency? THEY USE THE BIOTIC POSITRONIC BRAINS THE OCEONS HAD!!!
  • Karrer: Well, YOU reverse engineered them. Nothing ruins Teadr 1 tec more than reverse-engineering it into a more understandable, less-complex, yet ultimately flawed versions of it's former glory. We don't have Teadr 1 minds, so reverse-engineering it is like an idiot making a machine when it ends up being a mess of the real thing. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!!
  • Crokton: URRRGH!!! JUST DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Karrer: I'd rather not bite THAT bullet again. Remember the last time I fought for you? I almost died!
  • Crokton: (Sighs) FINE! I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF!!! (He called a giant Oceon mech)... NO MORE MR. NICE CROKTON!!! I'LL DESTROY TETRUS' C&C AND TRUNK BOTTOM ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND BEGIN MY CONQUEST!!! I WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY SOME WATER-LOVING LAND CREATURE AND YOU FOOLS!! NOT THIS TIME!! I'M OUT OF HERE, PEACE DIPS***S!! (He left)
  • Sonny:... Everyone! We can't let him escape!

Later...

  • (This music played as they drove off in sea buggies)
Raze 2 Music - Rocket Race04:06

Raze 2 Music - Rocket Race

  • Sonny: (As ZongueBob was in the back of her sea buggy) Neat, ain't they? Useful for getting outta scrapes, as well as coming in spares!
  • Cephward: Well, that'd be nice IF WE KNEW HOW TO DRIVE THEM!!!
  • Sonny: YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT! NOW, WE GOTTA STOP CROKTON BEFORE HE GETS OUT IN PUBLIC, WE GONNA SAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY, OR WE'RE GONNA DIE TRYING!!!
  • Atrick: DID SHE JUST SAY DIE?!?
  • Sonny: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (She drove off)
  • Sau:... (Chuckles) Her life's a little adventure. Let's go! (They moved on after Crokton)

(Later...)

  • Crokton: (His mech fell down before it could leave the main hall) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He plopped to the floor comically as everything he had was in ruin)...
  • Karrer:... That could've gone better.
  • Crokton: DON'T PATRONISE ME, WOMAN!! (A piece of debris bonks Crokton on the head) OW!!
  • Sonny:... You're all washed up, Crokton!
  • Crokton: That's not fair!! I refuse to be beaten so easily. I've got more than THAT in my disposal, and I will not rest until I get what's coming to-
  • ???: Enough is enough!
  • Crokton: OH, NOW WHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?!? (Silhouetted armed forces surrounded the group as a hooded caped being came forth)
  • Sonny gasped.
  • Sonny: "The Ethicist!"
  • Ceptward: "And it looks like he has friends."
  • ???: I am Master Oconoce of Oceanara City, and I refuse to let thieves capture precious high level technology left behind by our pre-successors.
  • Crokton: OH, YEAH?! What're YOU techno-ethicist monks gonna do about it? The Oceons have been gone for a VERY long time, so this tech is RIPE for the taking!
  • ???: Is that right? (Reveals himself as a living Oceon as everyone dropped their jaws in shock).... Then perhaps you'd like to explain what I am?

To be continued...

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